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I LOVE TV!!
susie is like cool and stuff
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?">ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
do you guys think pippins are the kind of creatures to pee on stuff to mark their territory
Personal creations anchor: Reply with your work!
Beat up Kris
>>538481197Do edits like this count?
>>538481174Yes
>>538481036box face robot is my favorite character why didnt Toby bring them back for ch. 3+4
Krisnapping
>>538481174Yes, that's partially why Tenna has to spay all of them, so they aren't as territorial.
>>538481340Sure, any creative efforts are welcome
>>538481197I'm still really proud of how this came out.https://files.catbox.moe/fvxd72.png
>>538481174I'm sure they used to in the past when they were roaming around vast landscapes and had to hunt to eat, the urge persists nowadays but they'll settle for rubbing their junk over whatever they wanna mark instead if the urge is too strong, because they're obviously not gonna pee on things anymore. Although some devious little fucks who are more into thrills than others WILL pee on things a little and see how much they can get away with before they either get caught or get shamed to all hell by a non-pippins for it.
Suddenly I need to make a TikTok account
>>538481785WHAT THE FUCK I NEED CHINKTOK TOO I AM BEYOND DESTROYED THAT PROXITOK DIED
God damn im bored
>>538481785This is epic
>>538481695I wonder how many pippinses have peed in the cacti in the green room.
>>538481174>>538481629I hope I don't make you regret it.
Are these flowers pink and gold?
>>538482772Asgore is also pink and gold
>>538482815I know. But the flowers make me think the festival would be filled with them.
>>538482772Flowers are pink and gold. His shirt is pink and he has gold body hair. Just never stops.
>>538481785Insane fitness level, huge respecthttps://files.catbox.moe/a6budt.mp4
>>538482815Asgore is so pink and gold and lives in such a pink and gold place that I worry for his safety
>>538482815>>538482856>>538482928Don’t forget the blue.Imagine if Dess is pink and gold and Asriel is blue… Will that be funny?
>>538482928It feels like he ain't gonna survive for sure. Like he'll be the first real-time casualty of the story until we know if Undyne is like alive in that dark world in the shelter.
>>538483035Undyne is a soulless zombie by the time you see her and Asgore and his plants will somehow not notice her in there.
>Very dumb question warningMy green that's part Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
Light world Kris and Susie are green and purple.
I wonder if there’s places you can pet a reindeer. I wonder if anyone has named a reindeer “noelle”.
>>538483237the anti-schizo colors are jockington's green and blue thougheverbeit
>>538483158...Wow I am so monumentally retarded that I forgot to delete the question after I found an answer myself. Instead have some depression. How do I cope with the fact I want to get more flowery/in-depth in the breastfeeding but lack the experience to do that?
Wow im bored and depressed.
>>538483314Go to Scandinavia, I do know you can go on a sleigh pulled by reindeer in Finland, nearby countries probably offer the same
If I drew the fujoshi pippins farting would you guys think that's hot or should I kill myself.
>>538483545I think that you should share it
>>538483545option 2
>>538483545Not my thing so I don't really care but someone in here would probably be into it
guys im gonna take a huge shit and then take a bath
>>538483713good luck
>>538483713Hot.
>>538483545why cant you fujos draw normal god damn porn you make my vore fetish look vanilla
>>538482970>One day, Kris would regret looking up to Dess so much.
>>538481312In what order i read this fuckass dialogue
>>538483445Good. Keep showing the doctor on the doll where I touched you.
>>538483545kys
>>538483419Man even just looking at Reindeer makes me really happy…
>>538483545not my thing but more fujo pippins art is always good and i'll probably want to look at it anyways
>>538483949She can bite me all she wants
Never got around to making a follow up of this. Noelle or Carol would be depicted as the “Hanged Man”
>>538484160luv me tarotI think Susie fits nicely into The Fool as well
Has anyone else ever noticed that the whole Mike thing is a lot like the Zanzibart meme from Dark Souls, which is based on a real thing Fromsoft games do where a character mentions a name in passing once and then it leads to hours and hours of lore speculation. Which is the exact same thing Toby did with Mike, Spamton said his name ONCE and just from that people had so many ideas about what it meant and who it would end up being.In fact maybe this goes deeper because for a FromSoft example of this, there's a Sekiro boss that shouts "Robert!" which is Toby's name.
catti was phone btw
>>538483890Really good pic to demonstrate my theory that Dess might be a kirin , giving her both dragon and deer characteristics
>>538483545Please do it.
>>538483949sex with fem tenna
Holy SHIT yall goon to tvs
>>538485167
>>538485365no
>>538485365yes
>>538484381>a real thing Fromsoft games do where a character mentions a name in passing once and then it leads to hours and hours of lore speculationzanzibart is a forced memea lot of characters say a name upon death, but it's always a name that's mentioned elsewhere and you should know who they're talking about and why, if you've paid any attention to the gamethe armored warrior yelling "robert" is the closet example in that it's more liikely fo ra player to be confused about it, but only because the explicit explanation is contained in a material item you consumed to craft a prosthetic near the start of the game and will no longer be able to read once it's relevant
>>538485365maybe
>>538485443fuck Senpou Temple said Lady Holiday
Krislookintouchable
>>538483890God, I wish I was corrupted by Dess in my childhood so bad bros.
>>538485319I need her, I love her
gay
Just downloaded all the videos I was able to get from the Tenna poledancerI feel like there's something wrong with me
>>538487479You just love TV, like a good boy.
Im feeling crabby again.I've lost all interest to learn new things and just wanna die in my sleep
>>538485806Freak.
>>538487831Cuteness aggression isn't a strong enough phrase for what I feel when I see Kris with those horns
>>538488571It's when he was actually happy
>>538483839i'd argue being turned on by someone's ass making a noise is more vanilla than being turned on by being eaten alive and digested
>>538488631I hope he's never happy again. $25 to contribute to Kris's growing misery like the cheap kid he is. But it'd be nice to see him in the horns one more time.
>>538488892*she
Who is pizza stank brother? Is he friends with dirty brother?
Catching an annoying paper cut while sifting through papers right at the start of the workday only to be left stranded without Asgore around to kiss it and make it better, so with no other possible solution in mind I cautiously look around to make sure I am unseen and kiss the thing myself hoping that his goodbye kiss would have left some residual healing properties upon my lips (it did not and I had to settle for a bandage until I next saw him). On a camping trip with Asgore and sitting right next to him on a makeshift bench we made from logs he chopped for firewood as I cook sausage and various vegetables in a pot over a sizable campfire (which he also made), when I feel overcome by a sudden inclination for romanticism and link my arm under his to hold his hand along with putting my head on his shoulder to look up at him as I say "I love you, Asgore Dreemurr" in a tone just above a whisper. Getting a phone call from my boss at home asking whether I had finished a report and if I had passed it onto the correct people after completion, after which I head into our bedroom to find that Asgore has unbuttoned his Hawaiian shirt and has extended his arms out to dispense one of his invaluable full-fluff hugs that he knows I absolutely adore (he overheard my call and since he also knows I despise receiving work calls off the clock he wanted to cheer me up)
>>538488934He's a maturing boy.
I prefer girl Kris
>Hey Kris, long time no see!
>>538489683It's ok anon, with a little mental work or the power of mods, we can all make Kris into whatever we want to goon to.
>>538489683I prefer straight Kris.
>>538489683
>>538488793Ok number one cell vore isnt fatal unless its the stabby part. Number two vore is basically bdsm and noncon but wet and hot (literally). Number three its still less fucking gross than farting and scat.
>>538490031>Number three its still less fucking gross than farting and scatI am superior to you actually. Bow to me and take deep breaths through the nose, filth.
>>538490107shut up and get succed nigga
>>538490770I'm a little guy in my own little world. You shut up, stupid faggot.
>>538491045BerdCHADS FAURKING mog you!
Reindeer chocolate milk. Reindeer grilled cheese. Reindeer yogurt. Reindeer ice cream with peppermint flavoring
>>538489074Huh, I didn't see this one, chapter 4?
>>538491329You will never survive the winter.
I need to groom Battat
>>538487813*hugs you*
>>538491786Awww are you cold? come inside CHADells warm belly!
>>538492146I'm not mad, why should I be? You're like an ant in comparison to me.
>>538492308Kris is the ant and hes a manlet whos perfect to fit in the yummy tailussy
I will never forgive that wojakshitter for killing Krabs.
>Susus sees the sexy dragon book in Kris’ drawer.>She gets hyped up by it.Oh my… She wants the boy.
>>538493225I wouldn't be surprised if Susie is bi honestly. Sexy dragon boys and sexy dragon girls.
>>538493225Toby was a coward for not making that book a character. It could have literally just been a normal dragon in a bikini with lipstick.
>>538484585Why did carol cheat on Rudy with a dragon
>>538491940this but like in the cleaning him way
>>538493443The main reason why Susie is acting this way is because the dragon girl looks like her.
>>538493461What if susie is the book
>>538493895Brush them with a little comb?
>>538493691It’s implied Dess was adopted.
>>538494052Where
>>538493225Kris harem is endgame.
>>538493225
>>538494308Her feet
>>538494365>DESS FEET?!?! HOLY FAURK YABBA DABBA WOOHOO GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE HOT HOOVES! SOME OF THOSE STINKY STOMPERS! SOME OF THOSE LICKABLE LOLIPOPS!
>>538494492They’re not hooves.
>>538494492this but unironically.
>>538494365Shoes fit for hooves anon, not human shoes.
>>538494365>>538494492>>538494519>>538494756The stacks of hooves of normal human shoes are part of a running joke between her and Noelle, where they both have struggles finding shoes that fit hooves (Dess have these appropriate shoes under her bed).
>>538494905>of hoovesYeah no, I meant "stacks of normal human shoes"
I hate that I cant create or enjoy anything.
Iirc, theres such a lack of unique enemies in ch3 that you only get like 5 unique recruits total iirc without counting elnino, lanina and tenna
>>538495074Hello, Lucifer.
>>538495074So learn and embrace how to destroy
>>538495143There's also just not a lot of battles in ch3 period, so that makes sense.
Any moment in the games or fan media that made you cry? I start, as this is too relatable for a damaged autist like myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-b_aeifxvA
>dess is chara>dess is claus>dess is mari>dess is vriska>dess is andrew hussie older siblingokay okay but what if dess is friend just like asriel was flowey
>>538495289I jist want to sleep for a month.No point in doing anything.Life is just struggling and consuming nonsense
>>538495074find what you are comfy at, as that means your subconscious finds it easy, even with talent you need to put in the world. Then, work is only a small fraction of success - luck is the bigger one, so do it for yourself and not for fame/big bucks.>>538495289Yeah I was too mental for the military, perhaps for the best. >>538495475Word. One day at a time anon, that advice helped me.
>Yo Azzy! I found a magazine of these in your bedroom! You're such a freak you know?
>>538495472Let's be honest; that's probably the most likely theory.
You've heard about friend inside me, but what about friend OUTSIDE me?Something to consider.
>>538495645>dess is asriel/flowey 2.0>deltarune is just undertale 2.0TOBY
Advice me good undertale/deltarune fanfics pleaseOr at least place where i can find them, ao3 is full of sans ship fics
WHY IS THIS THREAD DEAD
>>538496332People got work and the NEETs haven't finished bug game yet.
>>538496332Kids have school.
>>538495808How about you filter the sans ship fics so you can read everything else?
>>538497168nta but if you filter those fics, half of the fics dissapear. If you filter anything simmilar to that, 75 percent of fics dissapear(im not joking)
How do Deltarune’s hardest bosses stack up to the Undertale genocide bosses?
>>538496645*exists*>>538497254Retards chose Sans as sexyman. really, how and why? >>538497358harder ones are undyne the undying tier imo.
>>538497254Tough luck then, no one else can help and there's no fics anywhere else
goatmorning
>>538495829>>538495626How did someone make a Dess lora since there is no actual dess design?did they only take from one artist?did they take from multiple artists where Desses look similar?or did they feed every dess fanart they had?
>>538497698g'day, it's slow today. i got a day free from my job. hbu?
>>538497415>Retards chose Sans as sexyman. really, how and why?self insert fantasies. Interestingly a lot of the sans ship fics include self inserts
>>538497698Gote morning!
>>538497834I work later but late enough I can still go to the gym
>>538497415Sans is far more understandable than Spamton
>>538497698Hello anon>>538497773An anon showed up to this thread and just asked for images to use, and so he did
>>538498387SUSIE IS CALLING
>>538497875really befuddles me they chose borderline necrophilia over the androgyn edgelord goat. as androgyn and edgelord usually does the trick for teenage girls.
>>538498240So people gave him a bunch of dess fanart that's similar to each other and he made the lora?>>538495472Dess friend would be awful because we interacted with flowey a ton before asriel reveal compared to friend before dess reveal in later chaptersAnd why is friend a cat? Dess didn't play cat petterz, Noel did. If Noel and dess played it together, I would buy the dess friend theory.
>>538497698Good morning. I got caffeine withdrawal headache.
>>538498726I've been sleeping a lot better since I stopped drinking energy drinks every day
>>538498772I hope you were drinking zero sugar ones...
>>538498806Yeah I'm trying to be less of a fat fuck, when I would have them I'd only get the no sugar ones
>>538498726>>538498772I get energy drink withdrawals sometimes, my head gets all weird and I can't think properly. Like I'm in an X-files episode and someone is trying to mind control me through a device someone put in my molars. Plus the headaches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P38SlujorwY&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fhow would you react
>>538498925They taste basically as good as full sugar ones (especially Monster) so I see no reason not to have the zero sugar ones. Though make sure if you do drink them to only have one a day like it says on the can itself.
>>538498949Im trying to kick because i didn't pay attention and went overboard. Felt like shit if i had anything with high caffeine amounts in it.
>>538498994I haven't been into internet creepypastas for over a decade
Fave has been requested to make a speech in the Straight Pride Parade
>>538499201why?
>>538499262idk, they're kinda cringe I guess, I used to be super into the someordinarygamers channel when he used to do creepypasta readings
>>538498994I would get super duper scared and have a big poopy accident in my pants.
>>538498994God, Deltarune fits so well with creepypasta style shit like this. And the idea that you basically "killed" Noelle when you erased the save file, plus Kris getting -really- freaked out that Noelle knows the player was real cool.
Bored, so drew a quick Dark Worls OC
>>538498925High blood sugar is a sleeper killer, you'll only notice symptoms once you are prediabetic or worse, diabetic. I need reg bloodwork due my meds so I caught mine early, but please taper off this bad habit anon.
>>538499428world*Fuck. Tired.
>>538499429my high blood sugar* fyi.
>>538499429If you stopped being fat and stupid you wouldn't have to worry about problems like thatt. went to a cardiologist last year and had my blood checked many times
>>538499569oh, I've lost some weight and my blood's fine now. I just needed a scare to take it seriously. Bought some dumbells as I mainly cycle and my arms need something too.
>>538499428neat
>>538497168I tried and like this >>538497254 anon said almost 80% of fanfics disappearedRemaining 20 are sans fics too, it's just retard which wrote them forgot to tag them properly or made another sans tag
Since the other thread died I would like to have your feedback on my idea to add some leds dancing throughout the blade of my Axe prop for a Susie cosplay that I am currently working on, (ignore the nonlit hole in the center, I messed up but it will be fixed soon)
>>538499428Son of Seam
>>538499738How many cosplayer dicks and pussies are you gonna suck on when in your Susie cosplay
>>538499738Can you make the LEDs the color of the magic flames that rise on the axe when she's about to do Rude Buster? Otherwise it looks neato.
>Kris put soul in the cage.>Kris wants a good reason to let the soul have their vessel.>The vessel is caked up with big bosom.
>>538499945She just saw a really cool stick that looks like a sword
>>538499738That is cool
>>538499860Im only limited to a single color sadly.
>>538499997kek
>>538500184maybe you can put green glass over it so it filters into a teal?
I need to lock in
Mettaton made a monster music video channel and called it MTV and now he's being sued what should he do
Don't forget to shave today
>>538500795rebrand to MTTTV
>>538500673I need to hop in and drain Ralsei's heavy balls
>>538500670Oh yeah I got you, it will be covered with two sheets of green semi-transparent pvc so it looks like the blade is glowing with magic
>>538501453sounds good
>>538501554I've seen art of that dracula-ass Ramb and his weird face makes for a good evil presence.
Actually I'm kinda sore I think I'll take a day off from the gym
>>538501905and it's raining here so I cant bicycle. also I'd trust the WHO, as they will have the idea to heal my insides too.
>>538501905I haven't gone to the gym in over a month, way ahead of you
>>538501865>Instead of Zelda, it's based on Castlevania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dg80cqYACw
>>538501960was this during covid? if so mask beak is genius.
>>538502530Good big sis :3
>>538484585She’s going to suplex a fake Glowie off the top of a hospital.
>>538486641BPDess would’ve just gotten you killed, and laughed because she thought it was funny.
>>538503152sorr but what's a ''fake glowie''? I know what a ''glowie'' is, so a fake glowie is someone who is falsely accused of being a snitch? thus a victim? or what's up?
>>538482970He doesn’t want her to go
>>538503261Yakuza 3 reference. A CIA agent in the game is actually apart of a criminal organization, and was only pretending to be CIA.
>>538503589thx, wow that person had no self preservation instinct did they?
>>538501554I like the idea of repurposing a regular enemy for a superboss, and the wire theming would fit the purple soul. You know, if Chapter 3 had the purple soul. Or a unique soul color at all, Toby.
>>538503740I saw someone speculate Hero Sword is the Cyan SOUL mode.
The Kris Touchers
ventslop, feel free to not clickI’m so sick of things. I’m so sick of the way my family treats me. It is not okay at all. I need help, but who’s gonna give it to me? I’m desperate to sleep at night instead of being kept awake until past dawn, I’m desperate for an apology for years and years of mistreatment and neglecting to help me with the things I basically begged for help with, I’m desperate for something to change but I also desperately want things to stay the same. No matter how toxic things are I love my family so very much. I have to just tank it some more for them. I just want them to be happy, if it comes down to me or them being happy I’d choose them in a heartbeat. I am so very tired.Post Shadowguys, Pippins or Zappers
>>538503986I like that most fanartists have a generalized feel on what Dess might look and dress like from all the context clues in her room and what Noelle and Tenna have said about her. It's a surprisingly large amount of clues.
>>538504165That's a beeg Asriel
>>538503990In trying times like this, lemme give you some sound advice:https://voca.ro/18HKqkTE9Oot
>>538503986And yet Baked_Bananas' Dess is nowhere to be found (despite being my favorite).
>>538504165*deports him*
>>538504504This Dess is probably seen as too problematic or something. Too much of a weird BPD groomer.
>>538503986I'm half expecting the canon Dess to be sort of plain looking, with no dyed hair or piercings or anything like that, going by Toby's old beta drawings of the cast being kind of simple on features.
>>538504504Child sacrifice?
>>538481173here is 5 dollar
>>538504798
>>538503815>The cyan soul is ZeldaWow, cool. Is the orange soul going to be Metroid?
>>538504805>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIME!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>538504869No. It'll be Ys. You need to run head on into confrontation.
good day /utg/. what's poppin'
>>538505105I've got 2 hours left of my day, but its been ok.
>>538504662top left.fanon dess vs canon dess
It happened again, my Tenna poster fell on top of my legs as I was trying to sleep
>>538505312Yep I was even thinking of this image, I legit think that's how she will look like.
>>538505105I finished Silksong and I am feeling quite satisfied with it. Between it and Zexion, it has been a good year for Metroid fans.X-Fusion came out too and while it's kinda scuffed, I am glad it finally released. Ambitious as hell ROM hack.Now I can get back to work on my bullshit.
>>538504858Mexica/Aztec Dess. >>538505369now pick a team?
>>538505261glad to hear that :)>>538505369>Now I can get back to work on my bullshit.hope your work on your bullshit goes well :)
>>538505317He wants youhttps://youtu.be/H3P6Hm_kWJ8?t=13
>>538504504She’s the biggest Kris Toucher of them all.
>>538505551I think it will, goat-poster. I will not be able to finish one of the projects this year, but... perhaps I can resume my writing and get that finished.
>>538505563But I can't fuck a poster 8>[^(]
>>538503990
>>538505105Hello, fren!I'm doing well. How about you?Ah! Too late. You are having a great day because I wished you one.
>>538503986DOED.COM
>>538503990You get 2 in 1
>>538506067doing alot worser just now ;(just found out a minute ago that a friend of a friend committed suicide by jumping off a bridge ;(and i don't think they would joke about this
>>538506483They may lie. How gullible are you?
>>538506483Different anon. Oh, that sucks
>>538506483Holy shit! I am so sorry! :(
good morning i love them
>>538503986Unsurprisingly the fat one is the actual creepiest one here
I think Spamton has misogynistic tendencies not in the sense that he HATES women. But he's passively dismissive of women and doesn't care to understand them. This worsened when he became a dumpster-man because he got misanthropic in general.He calls Noelle a [Hochi Mama] partially because he's a mentally deranged madman. But if you told him that's offensive towards women he'd tell you to shut the [$#£*] up.>the misogyny suddenly leaving Tenna's body after Spamton broke up with him
>>538507432This is because he is trans and overcompensating
>>538504504we don't actually have a color scheme for that dessign
>>538507508>Not Lex?Lex is a huge Ceroba fan and only drew Dess once or twice IIRC, so I'm not really sure why she's there anyway besides the uniqueness. The white Monster SOUL-esque color scheme explains the coloration.
What does red text mean
>>538507738
>>538507738Carol wants Burger King
>>538507508i am trying real hard here not to throw you a million curse wordswhat the actual fuck are you trying to even do hereand yes i will post this with my avatar attachedwhy do you think my friend would lie about this?what the actual fuck is your major malfunctionyou are actually successfully baiting me right nowchoose your next words carefully
>>538507738She's very -homophobic-
>making numbers fag angrywell
>>538508029That guy is mentally retarded and loves to start drama. He's trolling you. Best to just ignore it
I LOVE TV!!!
Ima take a break as this shit devolves into an inferno. giggity goo~
>>538508770And that's terrible.
Do you think Tenna likes the feeling of being discharged?
>>538507264Wisdom Dess raped Kris the hardest
>>538508589me too
>>538508887You really broke cover here, I used to think you weren't being deliberately retarded.
>BRAND NEW retarded shitposter is intimately familiar with drama from literally years ago and coincidentally knows all the details of a different shitposter>Also "randomly" targets the exact same people that the other shitposter didMany such cases
>>538508981this doesnt answer your question but have you ever seen a crt discharge tool straight up looks like a dog dick
>>538504329I did not have it and I thank you.>>538504342I smiled big. Thanks>>538505925Cute Pippins with a genetic defect! Cute tailed Pippins!>>538506268fucking CUTE
>>538509027that dude is whiny, oversensitive baby but he deserves better than being strung along as some battery by that shithead. >>538509237awh thanks~ but ima close /vg/ now as a crybaby's going to summon a tsunami soon I feel. discord inbox prolly going explode with both of them kek. reposting the original dramashit, SAVE IT GUYS: can't stop the truth train/ Anons, I know that poster (one that claimed their friends friend did a game over) ain't telling you shit about them 'cept he's nice but a bit naive.I also know that friend, let's call them X, they're highly manipulative, win pity and concessions from their ''friends'' and discard them if their victims demand proof for their outlandish claims. I wanted proof of an open relationship when X hit on me as I'm not about being someone's cheating piece. X got mad and ran off. This was -yesterday- and -today- X's friend jumped off of a bridge. Yeah I'm retarded but i'm not retarded to fall for that. If I'm wrong X can return, produce proofs of both and apologize. I'm strict, but fair. won't happen though lmao. I am a fucking saint compared to X and you anons know them as a regular. do your own gayops. my vow to their privacy stands, a man is only worth as much as his word
>>538509194Something tells me you think about that a lot
>>538509430actually no but I do think its funny cus i have a child's sense of humor
>>538505770Flop up and down on a flat surface like a fish out of water
>>538509471Oh I see
>>538509513
Player is conductor, Kris is performerPlayer is the director, Kris is an actor
good morning uteegee
making out with tenna and enjoying the feeling of his tongue inside your mouth, swiping at your teeth desperately, glass lips wet with saliva and the way his overheated stactic blush clings to your cheeks. he tries very hard to not poke you with his nose, which he doesnt do very well at at because he's so excited.
>>538509528What, how would that even work?
>>538509936god i love seeing pics of those two old men tenderly kissing
>>538510062theyre cyoot
Good morning chat, how it's going?
Imagine how good it must be to get oral from Tenna, imagine the static from his screen zapping you just right and feeling the nice warmth coming from it.
>>538510216horrible
>>538510165yeah>>538510216I'm looking through my saved images of old man yaoi before I go to work so I'm doing well
>>538510216Back in the office after a vacation, so could be better
>>538510216Doing better than yesterday, so that's good enough I guess
>>538510216fine i guess
>>538510216It could be worse. I am still sleep deprived.
>>538510534I'm going back to work on Friday, so I feel it.>>538510780Oh, same.
>>538510534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbiQcqp6SkQ
>>538509513I love Vess-chan.
>>538510780>>538510873How much sleep do the anons here get? I usually get around 6 or 7 hours of sleep on average
remebmer 8 hours of sleep is good for you
>>538511329less than 5
>>538511393I slept 10 hours last night and it was great but I didn't dream about Tenna at all which was sad.
wah no news
>>538511329My body forces me to get 6-7. Sometimes I scrape by with 5 (do not recommend)
Recently found another hummingbird nest, but sadly, it's empty. I wonder when one of them will come to lay eggs.>>538511329None of those anons but like 6 or 5 hours if I'm able to nap, otherwise only 3 or sometimes 0 if my body decides to hate me enough in a day and makes me unable to sleep for whatever reason.
Kris and the SOUL but they are stuck together like how Ari and Stan from Okage: Shadow King are stuck together.
I think if Toby really is going to do the "your party member is a boss in weird route" thing then Ralsei would be way more thematically appropriate to be the final boss. I imagine it'd be like Undyne/Sans where we first get to fight Susie, but she'd be a roadblock at best, while Ralsei will wait for us at the final fountain in Castle Town, hoping 'til the very end that we'll change, and being an insane challenge spike if we proceed.
>>538511329Ohhh dude, I totally messed up my sleep schedule a while ago.I literally woke up at lunchtime today
>>538512048Ralsei being the final boss of the weird route does sound possible, though Susie also being a final boss also sounds plausible.But then there's the whole deal of us having complete subjugation over Noelle at that point most likely with the injected SOUL seed most likely being mature by that point.
>>538511936>Yo. Is that fucking blackface dude?
Tenna LOVE! Good morning. I haven't dreamed about Tenna in a while yet I managed to dream about a waifu so I came to the conclusion that I must overdose on Tenna before going to bed to increase my chances of having Tenna filled dreams.
>>538512192Yeah, and Ralsei very appropriately knows fire magic. I imagine he's going to be near-immune to Noelle's ice if he chooses to go all out. There'd probably even be a Karma mechanic like with Sans, but this time it's just gonna be the soul being set on fire.
Noelle’s bite is very powerful and could potentially sever a finger
>>5385113296 to 8 hours. If it's cold outside I can do 8
>>538509951okay uh… sit on it on the floor? Wouldn’t want to rumple anything
>>538512242>I'M A SMURF
>>538512048Noelle (possessed by (You)) vs Ralsei (forma de Hyper Gooner) after killing Susie is the final fight of the weird routeYou saved the world at the cost of all your friends being dead
>>538513924i can't remember the context of this. is this saying Queen knows who the Knight really is because her webcam has a video of them making the fountain?
>>538514393sorry, didn't mean to quote you.
is we getting another newsletter?
>>538514632Sometime this month, after Toby's beaten Silksong.
>>538514632No. were getting RAPED.
>>538514828Snowgraped
post your favorite sprite animations
>>538514828>>538515061RAW and snowgaping.
>>538515496
>>538483890Because one day, he got a view of Dess looking up at him.
>>538515496Makes me :3 every time
Would Toriel still have run over Decenber if Asriel got her pregnant?
>>538515496Newsletter content but still
>>538516128the knight is someone who would act like this.
>>538483890It looks like a panel taken from the Devilman manga
>>538516313That’s why it’s PEAK
Deltarune will end with Ralsei telling (you) that you should let every character just do whatever they want with no regard for your opinion, followed by a pretentious speech about you being a parasite for wanting to enjoy the game without being treated like a literal rat. Toby Fox did it once already.
>>538515496hard to beat
>>538516274Man I miss my Friskybits. Best partner a person could ever work with.
>>538516413>the game ends with the Soul getting eliminated>fade to black>Deltarune TV show announcement appears>the show's plot is just like the game, but Kris isn't possessed by the Soul
>>538516440>WATCH ME FRY, [MAMA]!!!!
new! :p
spamelle is so cute. is there an official au or do people just draw the design cus its cute
Fave is a dirty cop you cites you for a loud exhaust even though you drive an EV.
>>538516692Honestly, that would be better than what's going on right now.
>>538516693kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmuYqtEDDtwI love when the YT algorithm recommends me weird things like this
>>538516704qt
>>538516725There is a utg Spamelle AU and the one done by the fandom outside of here, she used to be really popular back when CH2 was still all the rage, you'd be lucky to find new art of her nowadays.
>>538517053aggressive choccy milk
>>538516704Peak art
>>538515061>grapedGo back to ThickCock or Xitter, normalfag
>>538517053>finally remove evil spirit possessing your body>immediately makes chocolate milk
>>538516972Thanks, been looking for a better version of this one.
>>538517290>Immediately make choccy milk and play the piano
>>538517290Chocolate and losing control of your life just go together.
>Kris ordered Ralsei to cast Dual Heal
>>538514393i found the context. so yeah. depending on when her webcomic went on AND if that's the same person who left Queen on, she probably would be able to recognize the knight if she met them.>The Knight's Identity?>Oh Yeah I Knew That>Was That Not Public Knowledge (Oops My Bad)
>KralseiNgmi. Make way for the objectively better Ralsei ship.
>>538517572Well chocolate drives people to sin just to eat it and person with no control can really only sin
Been somewhat inactive after the chapters hype died down. What're you anons up to these days?
>>538518880Getting life back together before i get a new computer.
>>538518718>RalselNow that's a ship name
>>538518880Feeding the Tenna rot by drawing him and looking at anything related to him, besides that I'm looking forward to finishing a course I started this year, it's almost over.
>>538518880Feeling like the game cuckolded me out of an adventure.
>>538518718RalsselVessei
>>538519057>Ralsei is the repurposed VesselHe knows bros...
>>538518880I ain't doing shit. So, same as always
>>538518880Learning to rotate goat heads
>>538518718Not sure, 3+4 didnt give much more fuel, if anything Ralsei is afraid of (You) but if you're into that
>>538518880Jerking off and doing nothing all day
>>538519317microwave ur gote...
>>538519317Better to rotate goats in your mind than apples and than your brain turns the apple into a wompafruit
>>538519645kiss and hug your goat
>>538518880Rotting in my misery
>>538519317Your Ralsei seems to be getting the Relsay virus
>>538481197babby
>>538482883I love this fandom
>>538516274>>538516575I miss my wife. I miss her a lot.
>>538519759
>>538516274Cute
>>538520207nobody does it quite like frick belowstory
>>538520325Relsay has just pure black eyes but good attempt!
Fun Gang, LLC enforces hourly goat appreciation breaks
>>538511329Last night I went to sleep at 8:30pm, woke up at 7am and I still felt TIRED AS SHITAAAAAAAAA
>>538521339Susie would rather be ledging on Kris's head but you gotta follow the rules...
>>5385113293,5 to 6 on workdays. I consume tea intravenously.
>>538481197im stuck in phone tree hell take this thing I drew while pondering anon’s question “wyd if you had a pippins assistant” (make them fat, duh)
>>538520683Love how assertive she is. No fucks given. Just gets shit done.
>>538517053>"hey soul, what do you want to drink">DEER PUSSY>"chocolate milk">NO>"2 chocolate milks"
Fish I wish
>>538521641So cute I want to grab their love handles from behind
Big Sleep wants you to waste your life dozing off instead of spending time with fave
>>538521339Regular goat enrichment has been shown to boost productivity by 13.2%
>>538521595They carpool to lunch and then park in a back alley for some work code violating ledging.
>>538522182Susie the kind of person to get real hyped over the Cool S, bless her.
>>538521797>drops soul into a glass of chocolate milk>"maybe you're only such a cunt because you never tasted sugar"
>>538522193Susie gets to ledge on his head, he eats his Wendy's while throwing some fries into Susie's mouth whenever he feels it open like a pedal bin. Symbiotic nature.
>>538513554He got that shit on tho
>>538518880Enjoying some vidya, making a green, and wondering why my internet's taking a uniquely galactic shit (extraordinarily fickle as if a web server got hit by a storm, youtube works but most other sites are 50/50 at best).Also hope fave forgives me if I can't land the funny date for the green
>>538522867>Not even trying to push his dress downRalsei you whore
>>538522176doubt.
>>538522867Is he trying to lose his legs? Buy some looser underwear stupid goat. You're cutting off circulation.
>>538523157ugh you’re here now
>>538522756I can imagine older Kris and Susie working at the same factory, Kris white collar and Susie blue collar, and being happy with below-average pay because they can meet up at lunch and still do stuff like this.
>>538522980It's not a dress, it's a robe, you pervert. Like any good mage.
>>538523287
>>538523276hey we may dislike eachother, but when actual evil comes knocking I'll have your back. and your consent is irrelevant.come give kissy~ :*
>>538523407It's a truly eternal bond.
>>538521641Fucking cute…
>>538523287>>538523470I like this kind of Kris disassociation art
does anyone know what this is a reference toi thought it was mettaton knight fusion maybe
>>538523413Then why is his robe so short it doesn't even cover his knees huh?
>>538523832I'm pretty sure that's the Knight in Tenna's role
>>538523918oh i see, cute
>>538523852Ralsei needs to invest in some boxers or spats tbhdesu
>>538523832Tennaknight with Bill Cipher design inspiration is my guess? Gravity falls has a popular fanon char that is a purple square (idk their name)best guess.
Ralsei wears a robe because there aren't pants accommodating enough for his fat smelly cock.
>>538523995I like art that gives Ralsei practical undergarments
*sniffle*
>>538524209Making him look like a more casual friday Pippins
>>538523995Ralsei in spats ToT
>>538524275*fly out of him**extend lips and kiss him better*
>>538523832>The night was indoctrinated into the MIKE club
Ralsei wears a robe because it's an efficient way to conceal multiple firearms.
>>538524275>*YUP! >* THAT'S RIGHT KRISSY! >*SOCIAL INTERACTION, WE'RE GONNA GO TALK TO EVERYONE AGAIN JUST LIKE YESTERDAY!
>>538523995Real mages need no underwear. Alternatively, he needs none because of his featureless crotch
>>538524627>* YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME FILLED WITH HAPPY MEMORIES>* AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT
>>538516725torture spamelle#2
>>538524839hot
>>538524627>*YOU'RE STAYING OUTSIDE PAPYRUS AND YOUR CREEPY GHOST NEIGHBOR'S HOUSES AS LONG AS IT TAKES!
>>538524884you sure that's not Spamdess? on account of being, yknow. DEAD.
>>538524839But what about his bangin' balls
>>538524483Mages wear robes so when they get raped by the martial class chad, they won't need to worry about the clothes being torn to gain quick access. Ralsie knows this to be true. Thats why every boss downs him first
just came to this to try and copehttps://static1.e621.net/data/a9/10/a9106212ce147af040e5589b24d77718.pngthough i am still feeling sad, i will probably go to bed in an hour. going to bed early because i want to sleep off the sadness. goodnight in advance chat. love you all. and take care of yourselves.
>>538524981>2nah, it's spamelle that someone came up with.the community is kinda on the fence about how to design her.the glasse on spamelle#2 is more akin to christmas while spamelle prime is more FRIEND_colored like spamton is.
Awkwardly laughing along with Boomer Tenna as he tells you a 'hilarious' anecdote about his childhood that would today be considered severe child abuse!
>>538524996He doesn't even need them. I saw a fic om ao3 where he pleasured himself with his mind alone thinking of Susie touching his body and having a phantom orgasm
Asgore strikes me as the kinda guy who'd earnestly ask an Asian-looking woman if she can speak Chinese and becomes distressed when he starts getting yelled at in an obviously British accent
What if Dess were revealed and she ended up looking kinda like a dweeb and a little nerdy?
>>538525286A man who earnestly still says "see you later alligator" is not of our time
>>538525052They are lying to you, there was no friend that died. You deserve better. Be well. >>538525092in my headcanon the ''acid'' is just gfuel, as queen is a shitposter, but interesting lore.
>>538525052Hope you had a good nut. Good night anon
https://litter.catbox.moe/urik55a4dtc989e1.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/7jegtrwgj703woex.png
>>538525369>uhh, dude? you good?
>>538525502since i like suffercore type shit, spamelle (version 2) was supposed to be sterile and desperately wanting kids... as an ad-bot selling child-sized clothes.god dayumn that's sad.
>>538525695bruh. I'm a sadist but bruh...maybe an arc where she learns adoption is just as valid?
>>538525260That picture makes me so unreasonably horny
>>538525784i kinda feel that's a cope.sure being sterile sucks and for some people its wanting something to care for, something to give your love and attention, but i feel some aspect of it is genetic.imagine holding a kid in your arm but be constantly reminded that its technically not yours.
>>538523476You’re an embarrassment
>>538525627>Kris just likes doing this stuff around Susie because he thinks she looks cute when confused
>>538525959Perhaps it's a cope, but is a cope bad? I mean if our younger selves meet current selves they'd actually jump off of a bridge, no? this is highly personal, depends on your beliefs, but maybe that sterility is meant to put you on a path with a certain adoptee that's perfect for them? IRL I wouldn't touch this convo with a 10 foot pole as it's so loaded, but this is my pov.
>>538525279...you can't just post that and not drop a link. Please?
>>538525052I love you too!Good night, fren! I hope you feel better tomorrow.
https://litter.catbox.moe/lg8bqv0sxdv5b1na.png
>>538526183a cope is bad if you are aware to yourself that it is a cope.if you can admit to yourself, that something is a cope, then whatever you are trying is basically emotional homeopathy and all joy it at least once brought you is dead.i thought spamelle was a great character and i wish there was more content of her.
>>538526627so I am not coping if I go ''this wasn't meant for me'' and go for the alternative to see if it was meant for my path?
>>538525554By golly, can't gooner sloppers at least use a checkpoint that doesn't make all images made with it look identical
>>538526743Man I never got the big eyed tongue Susie in the Shuttah fights. Should've made the eyes in the redraw more small and cartoony.
>>538526743>>538526876I feel the ''head empty fish'' looks makes it funnier.
>>538527171happi frens
>>538527171I just now realized but Asriel's clothes fit Susie almost perfectly. So that gives you an idea how big he is>>538527373That is a very Toby Fox joke
>>538526840the only un-attached kind of cope you can have is what they call "sour grapes" and since you did not disparrage what wasn't "meant for me" then i don't think its a cope unless you somhow harbor negative feelings, since the phrase "it just wasn't meant for me" sounds like you looked inward and decided that you weren't worthy of something rather than you feel entitled to something or you feeling that X is outright bad.
>>538527373I don't get this one
>>538527571nah more like ''this is a round hole and I got a square peg'' The best antidote to entitlement, from my exp, is envy towards you. when you talk about yourself and someone's envious of something you have and they can't have it puts perspective if that makes sense?
>>538527723This makes me think, if there was an official Deltarune animated short what art style would suit it best?
>>538527723I love how toony that susie is
>>538527876changing depending on whether they're in the Light World or a Dark World
>>538526273https://archiveofourown.org/works/69395601/chapters/181980911#workskinFound it.
https://files.catbox.moe/ezhwga.pnghmm
>>538527805unfortunately no, i don't think that i can work with that...sorry, man.i myself am RARELY envious of anything.don't want money, don't give a shit about shiny cars.and i live a life that nobody i know is envious of but i like to share when i can to people that i know are appreciateive of it.
>>538527723to think one blowtorch could solve their problem. *slams door open*''HEY ALPHYS I NEED AN ACET- ACY- GAS TORCH FOR CUTTING SHIT!''Alphys:''Of course Susie, sorry Susie''
>>538527997That would be great. I'd like TAWOG style realistic lighting and backgrounds in the light world, and fantasy abstract environments/coloring in the dark world, with style shifts for different dark worlds.
>>538527997Light World: PeanutsDark World: Evangelion
>>538528060thanks man your the best
>>538528306TAWOG mentioned! *Makes 50 posts about furry /ss/ incest*
>>538528187Yeah than you luckily don't need it, I rn want friends and a lover. the former failed when I tried here. got 1 crybaby and 1 loon lying about suicides. 4chan just bad for friends?
>>538528442
>>538528736yes this isn't discord jesus christ can you leave
>>538528736I have one 4chan friend and i didn't even meet him on 4chan.he bought me the halo collection and we've been playing that stuff for a while.
>>538529208I met my 4chan friend in college, lost contact but good terms, and one I did meet here was when I absolutely ruined a general on purpose. He wanted me to ruin it some more as it was shit.
>>538527723Tried compressing this better with original resolution, but it was still a bitch to get under 4MB without compromising the quality too much.
>>538529338and you just couldn't help but do that again?
6 days
post your WORST spamtons I'll start
>>538529446no this time I'm improving a general.
>>538529487What subtype of Phoenix Wright is this?
>>538529414Yeah, doesn't help that it was originally a webm
>>538529620yeah the doxxing, attention whoring, whining, naked ass photos, and constant drama airing really livened the place up. fuck you.
>>538529487This has to be a joke, there is no way someone seriously made this
>>538529487every spamtons is beautiful
>>538529414you can drag and drop it to your desktop from this linkhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/39b988f0e7f352ec208235e8c881f863/d716283db6b0a275-91/s2048x3072/da81b5d2330fbf02409da88274ed88cca8a92f70.gif
>>538524981We can have Tessa once we get the dess design. black lcd screen head with antenna horns for knight reference and dess light world body wearing clothes that TV hostess wear but similar colors as her real clothesTessa could stand for tessellation in 3d graphics for consoles
>>538529812all spamtons are ugly and thats beautiful
should i kill myself or wait for deltarune?
>>538529487Don't get me wrong, the technical skill is pretty good and the artist knows their stuff, but at that point you just have to wonder how is it possible that the artist doesn't have the ability to judge on their own whether something looks good or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7H2PU2G2k
>>538530381you're going to die at some point anyways why not be have fun and be hedonistic along the way
>>538529741Because /YOU/ brought it up: (drama spoilered)not really doxxing, I got numberbro's discord and I got kingfag's pedo bully / suicide liar's discord and I got the chatlogs. that would be actual doxxing, but we have an agreement to not escalate that, mutually assured destruction, and I'd be lousy if I go back on my word.>>538530195how about plasma, LCD and LED screen guys too? >>538530461everyone is egocentric, wish idealismfags could just accept that truth.
>>538530381Wait until Deltarune is finished, obviously!
This tasque retard needs to fucking stop posting. Holy shit what a fucking dense motherfucker.
noellebot so cute
>>538530941the denseness is a facade, we found out today. hes just genuinely an asshole
Tenna as a fat sleazy mob boss à la tony soprano with spamton as his consigliere
>>538531141He's super obviously a narcissistic sociopath, I just didn't expect him to also be the dumbest person alive too.
>>538530450God I need to look like that pic, I should've gone to the gym today
I accidentally hit the “home” button while browsing on twitter and probably lost os fucking many good deltarune posts because twitter SUCKS
>>538531094kind of creepy on an existential level no? also the teeth having eroded away due acid.
>>538531387Fuck you.
>>538531273Real and true
>>538531387leave
>>538521641ooouuugghhhh what a cutie
>>538530592Kingfag still is here?
>>538531867No, not at all
What is the point to post to only complain?At least gooning gives you some satisfaction but bitching?Anyways post images that give you happy chemicals
What if Toby announced No Man's Rune?
>>538531919Good
So... the Knight is Dess' corpse in the bunker, Ralsei is a tree or plant of some kind, and everyone else are school and home objectsDid I get it all right?
>>538531273Pre ch3+4: Tenna is a fat sleazy mob bossFirst month after ch3+4: Tenna is an innocent babygirl who can't even properly fire his employeesAnother 2 months later: Tenna is a fat sleazy mob boss
>>538531867bro is either dead or got help.either way: good riddance.
>>538531932I spent my fatass Tasque pouncing, so ima try... this?
>>538532043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GDr-eyhsSM
>>538531273>mettaton has mob connectionsgenuinely probably canoni liked those UT mafia AUs
>>538532204Hmm so Ralsei is Kris knife...?
>>538531932
>>538531932>*inhale*knew a woman like this,thank god i don't know this thing anymore.
>>538531970I can't wait to milk alien Spamtons and hatch a living Tenna spaceship
>>538532358Cute straight ship.
>>538532324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew9xFhX7S90
>>538531756Depressing desu
>>538532390>>538531932Despite the joke pheromones actually make people horny
>>538532731no, i think she was a person that liked "smell".which made me really self-conscious because it was summer and i stank.
Twink
>>538532942
>>538486641Why do so many people here wish they were molested?
>>538533058>Spamton finds his way to SpamtopiaHe's finally going home
>>538533146Lmfao source?
I'VE GROWN SICK OF DOOMERSEI
>>538532897You stink for yourself and to incompatible partnersThat is precisely the objective of pheromonesTo have diverse genetic material when reproduction supposedly happensThere was a study about it and allSo many years ago some dudes were given sweaty bras to smell and supposedly it works
>>538533450I haven't
>>538533450Spamton NEO so cute
I need to stop being a fat fuck so I can become a thin and beautiful gay twink
Kinda wanna see a fanfic that accurately depicts bpd with dess and how she struggles to be a good person and keeping her relationship with asriel and caring for Kris and Noelle.
>>538533457I heard about that too, same for women. We like the smell of guys with compatible genes apparently
>>538533450Somehow, I'm still into it. >>538533546This makes my doomin' the big doomin'
https://x.com/YourHostKaz/status/1965463526560178420/photo/1I believe in evil Dess supremacy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghWNil2_FmQ
>>538533614heh, you made me remember the tutorial pic from /b/ on how to exercise to become a trap, i wonder if anyone had success with it
>>538534105Was it the one that also recommended you started eating a lot of soi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB8z08_8uhM
>>538533184i just hate my younger self
>>538529487Travis Touchdown
>>538534464gotta find the [ESC]... gotta find the [ESC]...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFuIEnMTiYg
>>538531334No rule says that christmas reindeer (able to fly and blind people with a glowing nose) can't play baskeball
>>538534352you have a problem if you don't. means you didn't learn shit.
>>538529487still thinking about when this was first posted and someone said they thought it was a stock broker app and that his business was doing so great he was crying tears of happiness and then it veered into a discussion about a finance-based vibrator app and financial orgasm denial
>>538534756FUCK OFF
>>538534894
>>538533381damn i tried but this was deep in my folder it was just someone's sketch there wasn't more to it, but i really liked that art too. bummer. I'll try and find it again later
>>538533184They’re bored and need more work to do.
>>538534223its been... quite a bit, i don't remember too well, but it was funnyI remember it was a lot of specific weigh training with cardio to tone without generating muscle in a manly figurehuh... even traps back then tried their best
>>538533669Well you’re gonna have to write that yourself (or look really hard for it)
Just played through 1-4, have been entirely unexposed to deltarune before this. Without sucking myself off too hard, I'm pretty good at scripting and theming and cinematography. I understand what's being shown, at the very least.Apparently, everyone is in a furore because this scene is apparently not an allegory for rape. Toby even changed the animation to show that this wasn't his intention.This is why I hate deconstructionists like Toby.This is an allegory for rape. Noelle slides across the sofa with a flirty face, saying things that build romantic tension. Kris then grabs her and puts the ring on her, all while Noelle starts saying these lines. I frankly find it hard to believe that Toby could actually write these shaky hurried lines of dialogue right before Kris equips the ring to her without knowing that these are the exact kind of things a scared weak girl might say before a stronger boy she invited into her room does something awful. The animation being changed from a rose wilting to a bunch of thorns rooting does not change the objective themes in the actions and words of the scene being around a stronger man exerting evil will on a weaker woman. If Toby doesn't want to convey this, he would have to change more than just the animation.Theming should not be this hard to understand.
That’s bait
Didn't read
>>538533457yeah, she was unfashionably pleasant to me.i still felt dirtier than normal just being close to her.>>538533763who the fuck sniffs on men.
>>538533184its hot
>>538533763>>538536124Where the FUCK is my femanon at that would sniff me and inhale my scent? FUCK. MY. LIFE!
>>538533381https://x.com/ibethiousBBQ/status/1939075580260929654?s=19found it yess
>>538535786Based off the plethora of analysis done by me and many other people it seems to be an allegory for multiple things, including rape. Cycles of abuse, power over others, lovecraftian horror, ect.
>>538533457Holy shit if I ever found someone that likes my stink I think I would cream right then and there
>>538535334That’s ok I appreciate the effort :)
>>538533669Best you’re getting is this waste of space
>>538536406I spoke too soon! Thank you!!!
Help my goats are fighting!
>>538536124Who doesn't sniff their partner?>>538536376in front of a screen, gooning probably
sex NOW
>>538536474just note its not literal stink like being dirty and smelling like ass, just being sweaty after doing something or its hot or whatever
538535786
>>538536969Yeah obviously not from having horrible hygiene, you know what I mean
>>538536773The thing about owning goats is that you need to hop in bed together and get out all that pent up aggression
>>538536774yeah that explains why i don't sniff people.first of all: i look like i speedrun games on twitch and second: i hate people.
>>538534352Thats no reason to wish harm upon them>>538535545In a just world they would be the ones working the rice and wheat fields. But then again a truly just world would not have anyone slaving away for survival.>>538536305Well It happened to me, it wasn’t that pleasurable and just felt horrifying.
>>538536732np anything for queentenna nation
What do you guys do for work?
>>538537507TUMMY
>>538537780>working
>>538536773When one wants to stop people from fighting one usually gets between them.
>>538537780this is /utg/these people don't wake up before 2pm
>>538537780Herd sheep / farm work. grazing for nature management and farming for the food bank. I wonder if the Moroccans and Turks also abuse my kindness.
Haha, kris you're are raping my daughter!
I blame TF and temmieshit for this
>>538537292People as a whole are nastyA single person? can be a joy to have around
>>538537780Translation at a factory that ships products abroad
>>538540615i deserve my own bitterness.>are you unhappy?>good!
>>538537427I'm sorry/it should have been me!I guess there is a huge difference between being abused and having an early experience
>>538540558for what? the thread being fixed?
>>538540848My womb looks like this (his nose poking out of my body is my penis)
>>538537780office job
>>538537780Currently nothing. Trying to get a retail job at least.
>>538541053how can you be this fucking stupid
>>538541101the guy doing x-rays is going to have a field day with you when he sees your dick-tipped womb combo.
97 days
I want to fujo out....where are my bros.
>>538540848Do you?, it might be your own fault, who knowsBut we do what we can with what we know at the moment
>>538541613I’m at work
>>538541916thats no excuse. if you have time to lean you have time to cream
>>538541613You can't fujo if you're a bro
>>538542079We call those fudanshis
>>538541630Blowtorch?...
>>538539871>snipin’s a good job, mate!
>>538537780Radiation protection
Can anyone decipher the wingdings text here?
>>538494492>>538494628yeacouldn't find anything hoof centric of her off the cuff but like, i really hope she's a cute hoof deer like picrel and not an adopted h*man. they said the shoes were modified to FIT hooves not that they were for anything but hooves
>>538543082What do you do at your job? Do you work at a reactor or something?
>>538533317>>538533563>>538533808haven't checked this artist yet, please tell me he gets fucked in the ass
i wonder how many tennafags hazbin hotel season 2 will claim
You enjoy being cucked by the player character?Have to wonder how long y'all will bend over for this. The game has literally made it so that real progress is impossible.
>>538542614*sigh* you deserve it.
>>538543347shut the fuck up you bitch
>>538543347i am literally only playing this game to see my undertale faves
>>538543347I'd gladly bend over for Kris if you know what I mean.
>>538543432>Tobby you hack!
>>538543474Hey don't cuss at your fellow generalgoers. You may've killed that guy's ethusiasm.
>>538543927fuck you. please leave
>>538543432It's actually the "easy-to-draw bed".
>>538544123Now, wrong, incorrect. unrefined. try ''I appreciate you, but xyz you do bothers me. can you please mind that for a bit?''
>>538544656I don't appreciate you and you've been a huge detriment to the quality of this general. Stop treating this like discord and go back to reposting purple dragon furries on twitter
I've been away for a bit, did Toby do anything with those memories he asked for yet?
>>538543137"WHAT ARE YOU"
>>538544869better, but you're still doing it incorrectly. do you need help setting up a filter which my name will easily get caught by so you can also enjoy the general?
>>538544656>I am owed complimentsNo this is 4chan
>>538541294how would Tenna react to players/SOULs wanting love with Spamton but not necessarily with him? would he insist on a throuple or try to win them over to "his side" instead, or put Spamton away in a capsule and run off with him?
>>538544984god you're obnoxious
>>538543587Who do you think wrote that post in the picture?>>538543474I'll shut up when it changes. This is insanity.
>>538544965oh I made one.
>>538545201wow you're so deep and mysterious and poetic
>>538544965No
>>538545303I know, Solipsism is hard to meditate into but it feels good if you get it and while it last. I'm pretty sure the world only has a few sentient minds in it.
>>538544965You were duped. Torbert stole all of your memories when you submitted that. Your past and personality will be rewritten into a whimsy nonbinary human and will enjoy playing Undertale again like if it was the first time.
>>538545510does he know his fans? that character will be more of a menace than Flowey.
>>538545403that was sarcasm and your book is named after an eye condition where the eyelid folds inwards and the eyelashes rub up against the eyeball.
I want to see the look on your faces when Kris refuses to let you get the shelter codes again and makes another Dark Fountain right in front of you.That's what all this is leading to. Enjoy not making progress.
>>538545064is there such thing as a person whos standards are low enough to fuck spamton but not want to fuck tenna
>>538543295Governmental regulatory body. Mainly site inspections & compliance checks, conducting emergency preparedness and readiness exercises on national and international level, maintaining national radiation monitoring and early warning system, investigating when shit goes wrong regarding radiation sources and exposure, that kind of stuffAnd an unholy, soul-draining, truly abyssal crapload of general office stuff and paperworkHonestly, that consists like 98% of all the stuff we actually do, but I prefer to embellish and romanticize the truth a wee bit
>>538545814i didnt think spoiddom was about standards
>>538545661oh really that was SARCASM?! I didn't know! thank you for your enlightenment anon! and Entropion is the dragon character, not the book. Entropy + -ion exit used on dragon names.
tasquefag do you have two phones or something the kris-progress anon is obviously you too
>>538545814there's a very rare strain of Spamtonitis-carrier who appears immune to Tennitis, a couple are in this very thread.Personally I was and am a Spamtonfag before a Tennafag, but I would gladly chew on one of Ant's antennas while Spamton gnaws the other one
>>538546005dumbass
>>538546008I don't like Kris and I'm not a phone philistine. >>538546065it's so obscure and non-sequential it doesn't really matter. few years from now, few books in the series I'll hijack the search.
>>538546179>it's so obscure and non-sequential it doesn't really matterBut enough about your writing.
>>538546008No I'm not the tasque guy. Apparently people found me out already.
>>538546283lmfao
>>538546179>>538546309one minute apart and same syntax and grammar btw
Are you supposed to get all the eggs on your first playthrough.
>>538546790the eggs don't do anything
>>538546948yet
>>538546790Your first playthrough takes 12 years so yes
>>538546646jesus christ why did they give gaster thighs like a mushroom cloud
>>538534756sometimes i think about what i'd say/do to my younger self if i had a moment with him and it occurs to me that it's a little weird for a grown man to be beefing with a 12 year oldbut i'll be beefing with that 12 year old until the day i die
>>538547125>>538546646what is toriel even.she looks like a dragon or some shit.
>>538547268genuinely i could tell my past self to stop being such an asshole and actually have a work ethic and i'd probably still do everything wrong
>>538541613I'm busy studying extremely poorly
>>538547125Where do you think he keeps the eggs?
>>538547273she just looks like a goat to me
>>538510216celebrating my birthday by doing nothing till like maybe Sunday when my family is available
>>538546646is this by this person
>>538547273of course you'd think that
>>538547564that person was chased off by /co/ years ago
>>538547268prev me would think current me is a loser for doing what he wants instead being a biochemist / politician.
>>538547564Look, I'm a gay man. I have transgender and nonbinary friends, two of my sisters are transgender. But this artstyle is unacceptably faggoty.
>>538547548happy birthday anon who's your fave I'll draw them in my genetics notebook right now
idk if the /utg/ dark world writefag is around but this vgm track made me think of the barbarian/shopkeeper anon from that one ongoing storyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8NDwMqaGWA
>>538546646Toriel got the padaung woman treatment
This is a real sprite and I love it. Baby send beam
>>538548013I always wondered what would happen if you took their rings off. As a kid I imagined if you did that their head would flop down like their neck was a spaghetti noodle.
>>538545736Toby are going to make a world where Deltarune lasts forever...I'd be okay with another Dark Fountain world that exposes all the things Kris keeps hidden. I like being a Kris voyeur.
>>538548013stop being hilarious /utg/ I'm running out of rares to gift.
>>538547828my hero berdly
Damn, my house could've fucking burned, still a little in shock
>>538548468What happened?
dess groomed kris
>>538546005nuke it from orbit
>>538548495Papyrus invited that human over and I tried making friends with them
>>538547373i can't think of anything i could tell my younger self that i wouldn't just ignore and pretend i didn't hear itthat was just what i did whenever i got any remotely useful advice, i doubt i'd have responded any differently if it came from my future selfbeating him wouldn't help and he'd just scream like a bitch and be really annoying and probably wouldn't even make me feel any betteri'd rather just not interact with him at all, not even just to tell him i hate him, which is probably how most people felt about me then
>>538548556who didn't groom kris>>538548695How many Karkats in this fucking thread
>>538548671there's one in Switzerland too, anon. but smaller.
>>538548495Godawful electrical installation on the shower, I'm honestly surprised nothing happened earlier. I should have gone and checked how things were looking very long ago since it started smelling like something burnt.There was a very nasty short circuit that happened on its own, I went to cut down the wires and retrieved a mess of melted plastic, it was all black.
aight, hear me outwhat if Carol coming home early wasn't her, but Dess who is a shapeshifter
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>538549079Yeah and that's why the hand on Kris's shoulder felt like ice, it's because she's dead and the knight and molested Kris
>>538549156Gote night!
>>538549059The shower? What do you mean? Do you mean in the bathroom or literally in the shower?
>>538549059please tell me you don't have an electric showerhead
>>538549280Literally the shower head, I mean>>538549326Awful news
>>538549392Are you brazilian?
I got sick today
>>538549450No
>>538549392>electric shower head bro….
>>538547791That person got chased off tumblr for being a chaser fetishist because that bimbo blowup doll is supposed to be post-op, on T, and wearing a binder
>>538549542what country are you from then?
Pregnant Dess and Toriel’s drunken “protect son” rage are the keys to everything.
>>538549595why would you be both post op and wearing a binder, that seems somewhat backwards
What do I make for dinner?
>>538548220NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>538549803Captain America's gazongas were simply too massive for reduction surgery and supersoldier hrt to contain
>>538549156night :*
>>538549156gote bote dote
wheres my tennakris
>>538549059>>538549450>muh electric showers
>>538549783I almost thought you were saying that Toriel impregnated Dess.
>>538549932Mac and cheese
>>538549934i LOVE IT this is going straight into my important images folder ty anon
>>538547564POV: You tried to find decent Mettaton fanart
>>538549041gross.destroy that one too!
>>538550865youre welcome :)
>>538550993it's swiss which is worse than death.
>>538549934great workthis makes me think diary of a wimpy berdly
THIS PROPHECY NEEDS A HERO!
>>538550259I love TV! I love pedo! I love pedo TV!
i bought pink die earrings. i'm so excited for them to arrive....my lore accurate fujo....
That is your *COCK*. The very culmination of your being.
>>538551167Interesting, source for the first pic?
>>538551074it's fucking silly>https://youtu.be/y3TyyGWQyAI
>>538547564i always thought this person's tony stark looked like a humanized mr krabs
>>538551338don't forget the queen of spades tattoo to signify being part of spadeking's court by being his queen.things going to get dark very soon.
>>538551259I prefer my Tennakris legal
HAVE YOU OR A FAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA?YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO HUGS AND KISSES!
>>538550935the double think of "Mettaton's male EX/Neo body and previously using they/them pronouns as a ghost is a trans allegory" and "Mettaton had pink furniture and loves glam, and my gender essentialism says these are female traits" drives me insane
>>538551770if I had mesothelioma I'd be so pissed if my entitlement was only hugs and kisses
>>538551338that's awesome
>>538551410Undertale Mercy shirt from Fangamer
>>538551091thanks, I would read that
>>538552009its ralsei hugs and kisses that can heal the fuck out of you
>>538551685or at the very least, Kris is the one in charge of the degenerate, pathetic TV
>>538552283That should be stated upfront
>>538551770>>538552009.... so I have to download a patch onto an USB?
>>538551167>Asgore being our vesselyes please
>>538552283Ralsei hugs can only heal the outside.You need Susie to fire a kamehameha down your throat and into your lungs
>>538543343That fugly big eyed noseless sharktoothed zoomer iPad manbaby bitch couldn't dream of having a sixteenth of the charm Tenna has in a single antennae
>>538549059glad you're okay
>>538551685>>538552287That's ok. I like tennakristenna too.
oh lord I'm about to bust
>>538546646Is Gaster supposed to be a woman in this?
Mettaton is my fag
pathetic clingy tv
>>538545510THE DREAM DEVOURER
Tenna really goes with anyone
>>538553698tennafaggotry is mostly for people who wants to be fucked by their dad.rudy's not cutting it anymore due t ohis acute and terminal case of faggotry and also because of his auto-immune disease that he's dying of.
Mikes
>>538553924This is hilarious.
>>538553874oooh, cold sharp and very accurate. can I get your spice next? do me. Tasquefaggotry is for (...)?
>>538553874what is your problem with finding older men attractive
>>538553924Incredibly fucking cursed
Cowboys 8 Still GreatDamn shame there's so much art of cowboy Tenna and no fics. I need to goon.
>>538553874I don't remember anyone wanting to fuck Rudy
>>538553874Hey, I'm not into incest. I want to fuck other people's dads. Like yours. He was wonderful last night.
>>538554404Saw this comic earlier today lol
>>538553924>I'm fucking Motormouth Mike!
>>538554404
>>538554304cowboy tenna = starlo
>>538554536Be sure to bring heart medication so they don't drop when they finish.
>>538553874Wow, this post made me instantly become attracted to my dad once I finished reading it
>>538554645
List of ships where Tenna being cutesy insane is on full display (clingy, desperate, loving, quick to anger, bipolar, etc.). I'll start with my favorite:battenna or mikestenna
>>538554875
>>538554645>>538554875>>538555072Why wasn't Jongler invited
>>538551338Post pics please!
>>538555879>>538555879>>538555879
today i'll try to make my fujo sim more accurate to her human version
>>538503986Carol hires random deer women to babysit noelle because them acting like dess comforts noelle
>>538555432he's homophobic
fuck u sleep kris
