Previous: >>538516703>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Espoir City (3*) Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Daiichi Ruby (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR)Umasanpo permanent release9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/8 - 9/18 Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Sex with male trainers
>>538531038You're a fucking faggot.
Sex with female trainers
My time the depths of the Groovy mines is almost done.
Which umas do I need to 3* to pass on their uniques? Is there a list?
>>538531086Yes, yes i am.
>wake up early with huge pain in my guts>spend the morning shitting myself>read the newsbros... my gut biome tried to warn me...
>>538531168WHAT DOES THE RED DOT MEAN
>>538531038>>538531137NINGEN SUPERIORITY
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1965251369671201132Uma Musume is a galge game
Sweet dreams Haru Urara
just woke up. entire feed is haru urara.
>>538531337Where's the other poll / how do I vote in this. There's gotta be more fucking people voting for super MILF.
>>538531337>$2,000+: 3>$2,000+: 1what
sex with male umas
Girls can't be fathers. You are all crazy.
>>538531337>2000+: 1
>>538516145Also dumb. Running with a big ass skirt looks dumb. that's why I don't pull for bride Mayano.
what the hell... it's all mobs...
>>538531425My trap femboy umaotoko king and his now 39 year old girlfriend 4 times his size he's obsessed with.
>>538531185Mejiro Ryan for Lates/EndsAgnes Tachyon if you plan to field Christmas OguriEl Condor Pasa for next CMDaiwa Scarlet
>>538531337>no doto votes
>>538531709stop screaming dummy
>get groundwork>...>don't have 3 greens
Relationships with your trainee are valid, pure, and rose scented.
>>538531754Why would I vote for doto in super creek's game?
>>538531337I wish I could vote in this.>>538531250>Just finished her first perfect career Congratulations, anon!>she's so cute#1!
>>538531425
>>538531337Bakushin singing Instinctive Speed is the best song in this game
STOPTHECOUNT
Digitan LOVE
>>538531835Based Anon we are going to make her dreams of being number 1 real.
I pulled Biwa recently so I'm doing my first ever career with her.Every single rest has been Sleep Deprived (6 in a row now).Can I return this horse please?
>>538531892level your cards
>>538531337did not know I was among so many groove bros
>>538531892it went near 480k last few weeks
>>538532000Sure I'll take her for youI've gotten 3 copies of her
>>538531818not even focus + 2?
>>538532004with what
>>538532094Too young. Give me 40 year old horsie
>>538531337Teio is first place even here
>>538532117your monies
>>538531337didnt get to vote in thisBiwa wifeF2PDon't care about the others
>>538531337I don't trust this poll. Why is there no Orfevre in Best Singer section?
did they make haru urara lose on purpose to keep the kochi race track going?
>>538532220That's not my balance why would upu post this lmao
You DO have 10m saved up in the bank, don't you /uma/?
I hate chestnut horses
>>538531978I must be so sleep deprived that im starting to see Urara in random images that dosen't have her haha
>>538532302Oh wow you can afford one (1) date with McQueen
>>538532331Why did you breast reduce my horse? She has saggy beachball hangers.
>>538531651>Mejiro RyanDoes let's pump some iron actually activate? When I read the requirements you have to be in 6th place or it won't activate.
>>538532553>When she's not the first to come
Those artists who draw Haru Urara (the anime girl) dead, deserve death.
Daiwa Scarlet should crush me with her huge tits
>>538532513>lets pumpdonT MIND IF I dO eheHEHEHE
what is a "promoted pacer"
Horses should have even more huger humongous godzilla-sized hanger tits.
Innocent love making with Daiwa Scarlet!
>>538532463I don't want to destroy the thread this early with her massive milkers.
>>538531337For the amount of Natie shilling here, there aren't much of them
>>538531892you need 475-480k so even stand a chance in Class 6
>says you should get Groundwork out of the first event>it doesn't
>>538532707if you do a really good job as a pacer you get promoted
>>538532513Yeah that condition is sometimes difficult to meet but it is basically Seiun Sky for Late Surgers/End Closers so if it goes off it is almost an "I win" button. It isn't restricted to final corners either so it is applicable to more tracks than Maruzensky and Taiki's uniques.
watching the lore partskipping the banner reviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQevBIt7e0Q
>>538532898I don't like how she looks so I'm not rolling for her.
>>538532875Nature might be Nice, but I have gorilla brain so I chose Daiwa Scarlet
*kills ur anime*
>>538532883Gametora says you get Focus though?
Why Mihono Bourbon is the be sex?
>>538532883bro, i dont think that card gives groundwork
>>538532883do you have the wrong database selected?
>>538532898I headcanon him as a crossdressing femboy, so I rolled for him and got him in my first 20.
Rudolfbros...
>>538533181That white rabbit is chubby.
>>538533075Top option of the first chain should be 10 wit and GroundworkBotton is 25 energy, focus, and ends the chainUnless they updated some cards down the line, there's some nonsense.
>>538533203rip
24320132Let's have fun! cm2
Daiwa finds about forbidden Trainee x Trainer love.
Which one bwosFront or pace debuffer groove if you're using a pace chaser as second ace?
All of Uma's career should be designed like Taishin's.
>17 years old
>I didn't get to see senpai today>Welp time to tank my mood the day before the big race! Guess the uma
>>538533437Show me horses that are 40+ years old or I riot
>>538533396FOR THE NTH TIME OF ASKING WHY IS HER FUCKING EAR CIRCLED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH KODOMO JA NAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>538533520sorry every uma is actually underage
>>538533290Huh, interesting. I suppose it gets buffed in a later patch.
Have you seen anyone with uma tattoos
>>538533473Teio!
>>538533232>flag autismI get if people can't draw, or whatever the fuck this shit uses, but man I hate how insistent people are about using their flags as an emoji. and no this isn't about "ree patriotism is evil reee" or some libtard shit like that.
Tested my CM2 team against bunch of rando in room match. It's so over, my ace can't win at all.
HATE
Laying the trap? You bet I am.
>>538533613but that is a gentildonna tattoo
>>538533574I am no longer interested in this game. Where can I go for humongous hags and tiny femboys?
>>538533549to make you ask
>>538533473break her leg to make her feel better
>>538533232>X and Zero artNice
tachyon force feeding me estrogen and commenting on mychild birthing hips and budding little breasts and telling me that she will get a smaller cage to fit my little sissy clitty~
>>538532898The lazy genius trope is something I hate so I won't pull for her.
bono rabu
>Come on! Get yourself together!
>>538533595Seems like it. Well now I need to figure out which card is going to be my best bet to get it as a hint.I guess it would be the Air Groove SR
>>538533613>Gentildonna crushing Nice Nature between her boobs
LOVE
>>538533749NOW THAT'S PEAK
maruzensky being like "wazzup dudes, whats razzling"
>>538533645>nazi rhetoric out of nowhere >>>/pol/ go back retard
>>538533749>reddit trannyon
>>538531019>Haru UredditFuck off, this is a Twin Turbo general
>>538533749Picturd post
>>538533783I just can't help myself from staring at her massive breasts.
i will say seiunski like maruzenski
I kneel
>>538533926
>>538533332holy fucking soulnext room 88839985
>>538533983You shut your whore mouth for today.
https://wplace.live/?lat=33.50292715818651&lng=133.53108365302734&zoom=12.846562868108174Kochi Racecourse, where Haru Urara ran all 113 of her career races
>>538533796If you have both Air Groove SR and Air Groove R I actually recommend using the R version, since they have similar hint freq and hint levels. The final event of the SR card's event chain forcibly drains your energy and doesn't give you a lot of stats to compensate, and you don't want bad card events diluting your pool.
>>538533982NTA but you don't have to be a trans-fat to want your favorite uma to force-feed you estrogen and comment on your childbirthing hips and budding boytitties and get you a smaller cage and call you her little guinea sissy.
>>538534042https://youtube.com/shorts/rtFEJIwu0NI?si=Qn2pZjGJ8soZRYtN
>>538533749Giving India access to the internet was a terrible mistake.
>>538533982>tumblr cafe
>>538533769Holy Fucking SEX
>debut race>240 speed>"Your trainee lost because she lacks speed"I'm so fucking tired of this stupid game
>>538534161I'm white as fucking moonlight and Canadian and I agree fully with that post there, officer. The indians are usually the cucks fixating on virgin brides because their spice dicks can't please anything else.
>>538534252Train more speed dummy
https://wplace.live/?lat=35.2186977669938&lng=140.34225552802732&zoom=11.854775164046995Matha Farm, where Haru Urara spent her retirement and passed away
>>538534108My Tickezo wins more than my Taishin somehow
I'm trying to train a decent Falco for Cancer cup. If I only get B rank turf, does it matter much for a front runner?
>>538531337>MatikanefukukitaruAdd 1 to the 50-100 come November
>>538531337>goldship best singerI'VE BEEN FUCKING SAYING her va's range is insane only trainer rivals her
>>538534314>SAAR I AM CANADIANLike I said, India.
>>53853410888839985still one spot left
>>538533749So this is what the Indian is resorting to now?
>>538534347B turf is like 10% acceleration penalty
>>538534347>frontyes, your acceleration gets nerfed by 10%. being able to accelerate quickly in the early-race to secure and widen the lead and in the late race to get to the corner to proc angling is necessary to compensate for your worse speed multipliers. it's the whole reason why the groundwork combo is essential and why fronts weren't good before seiun sky dropped.
That has been your Daiwa Scarletto dump, thank you.RIP pink one.
>>538532752Pure demonic greed
>>538534632>>538534636Aw...
>>538532898>owner was directly involved in her creation, took a cute photoshoot with friends car/bike wrapped with Uma versions of his horses>he also shipped them together (Nishino Flower and Seiun Sky)>buried them close to each other>wrote a beautiful tribute to Seiun Sky>he is also just some old japanese dudeMan loved his horses so much, he turned them into his perfect anime waifus.
>>538533749whitest person in this thread
>>538533645Those people have nothing to contribute besides forcing their country flags into random places taking up space
>>538533769I knew a girl like that, she moved to london 25 years ago....
>>538534684Based Daiwa enjoyer.
>>538534510
>one skill left>air groove gives statsbullshit
My final trip to the Air Groove mines was very handsomely rewarded. Definitely one of the most UUUU umas.
>>538531425King's surprised face is funny in that scene.
>>538534829What's her name I'll go down and get her to dress up as bono and show her a bloody good time (take her to the carnival)
Doto and Dober are next btw
>>538534898what the fuck
our club keep going under T400 and I'm slightly annoyed by it
when can i roll this hor?
>>538534871Is that a horse or a cow?
>>538532848Plump in just the right places
>>538535004stop slacking
>>>meta horse>with retarded growths like these
>>538534000Man that Creek set kinda sucked
is straightaway acceleration a good skill?
How the fuck did he even have enough points to get all of this?
>sleep deprived 4 times in a row + night owl>random slacker just before second summer camp (can't cure it), doesn't show up to train twice in a rowI don't think I've ever been so fucked by rng in a single run.
>>538531425She's so cute brehs...
>>538535184mmmmmnyo
>>538534989And one day it will be us the bell rings for.
Narita Top Road
>>538535234look at the career info.
>>538534856Deck for that Seiun Sky?
I fapped to Urara.
___ with Mayano Top Gun
>>538535259Flower in global when?
>>538535234>500 staminaeyes wont hit on long
>>538535085I will have you know that I can produce OVER 1.6m fans per day on average
>>538535274>nyoposterdistrustful aura.
>>538534250My wife's breasts are not that big but they should
>>538535114>Front Runner Savvy: one less skill required for Ground Work>Tail Held High: isn't subject to RNG trying to get her on other cards or with Tazuna random skilll event>Escape Artist: No RNG bullshit from her own cardShe's the easiest front runner to build
>>538535410blue sparks are terrible, the deck can easily hit 1200/1200 if it has better legacies
>>538535132He did a Golshi one that was pretty hot. He's pretty hit or miss in general.
>>538535523>>538535013*taps the sign*
Pouring one out for my nigga Urara
>>538535728*grabs penis*
>>538535728The chart is already off though retard
>>538535728this shit is completely off
>>538535234Better question is how long did it take him to get all those hints within a single run
>>538535614guess you'll nyever knyow
>>538535619How did Daiwa end up huge?
This guys image set reminds me of this one time when i was a teen at a summer camp and this little girl took a liking to me and clung to me like a slug. One time due to the way she was sitting in me I got an erection and her mom saw and told me "oh wow anon guess you will have to marry her when she grows up" I've never seen her after leaving the camp. It probably was for the better I probably would of raped her brains out if I knew what sex was at the time.
>>538535681Ah fuck, I don't have most of those cards at MLB.
>>538535896Whole milk.
>>538535897Why are you copypasting this now?
>>538535897I guess you are a teacher now
>>538535619>say tachyon... is there something different about you?>fuu so you finally noticed, guinea pig. i've concocted a serum that makes my breasts grow and i'm testing just how large they can get. haha now you're staring so intently.
>>538535728>gold city, eishin flash, hishi akebono all within such a short spanI'm ngmi...
>>538536184Same. I'm praying for your luck brother.
bacchi guu yo
>>538534479I don't know why I'm supposed to prove my whiteness to be a total fucking bottom bitch boytoy pumped full of E, wouldn't you want people to just not know and assume I could be anything rather than have me prove every pasty whiteboy stereotype under the sun...?
>>538536310I pray for yours too
Jesus Christ.
>>538536427>not using tomorrow style
>>538530852where the fuck is urara in the OP you dumb fuck?
>>538536516Valid point, thanks for reminding me, I had to start from scratch with my computer recently.
>>538536427Post boypussy or gtfo
>just borrow Seiun Sky bro>cm is x2 faster than jp, so less days to borrow>if you're running a nige, you need 3 niges and they all need that borrowthey're really fucking global over huh
>>538536184My wallet is ready to be gaped.
>>538536562She had the last thread
Why does Taishin have the "Youtube fursona essay" pose going on?
>>538536614They're speeding it up like crazy for global demand.Wish they just released to match up with the JP version but they went the FGO route.
>>538533749straightest reddit tachyon poster>>538536427>lightmodesomehow you're more mentally ill than i thought
>>538536184it's only £800 in carats, what are you, poor
>>538535808>>538535826"bweeeeeh its already off its already off"Do you not know how to wipe your own ass? It's an estimate, if it seems off then adjust the estimate.The answer is "not any time soon" regardless
>>538536787Yes
>>538536752Why are you watching fursonas bwo...
>>538536614It's either that or roll (with the funds you probably don't have as a F2P).
>>538536787this thread can't even afford a big mac bro
>>538536879I did not have a father figure growing up
>>538536752She is an insecure little faggot like all of those yapping heads.
>try to go full stamina for the CM>with 4stam/speed the most I get is around 800-1000 before I lose the URA semifinalsThis CM is even worse of a reality check for poorfags
I got the alert telling me to renew my f2p+ subscription...Do I do it or blow it all in November
>>538534718>>538534871need nursing handjob while she coos at me like I'm a baby
>one year until daiwa's kurisumasu alt>then nothingn-no
>>538537234I’d cum so fast
>>5385371474stam is unironically hard mode for the career.
>>538537234NO ME FIRST ME FIRST
>>538537147It's the only time it'll be this bad, most F2Poors don't have decent stam cards yet
>>538533749>Good morning trainer. Did you enjoy your coffee? Did you drink all of it? Good. good. Hopefully that will cure you.>I mean. Uh. Nothing, it's not important.>Just do me a favor, trainer. Please record on a scale of 1 to 10 how heterosexual you feel every hour on the hour for the next week or so.
ever since i saw her on day 1 i know she is my aiba ga
>>538537147I stopped thinking I could go for graded and now trying out open league
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling buttRest in peace Urara
>>538537147Going for high stam is basically whale territory but I'm gonna try to do the graded league anyway despite that I have nothing to work with
Question: Are all the past events added to the Story tab even if you missed them? Or you really needed to be there and play everything to get access to them?
gold ship's eroticism is the only thing keeping me grinding at this point
Will I have enough to spark Summer Maru?
>>538537345Ah shit, I need to find my roleplaying friend now after reading this.Instead of homosexual though it should make you Agnes-sexual, Agnes-obsessed.
>>538536184must be hard
I like you Daiwa poster. I hope you dump her fat tits again someday.
>>538537376Stop looking at children.
>>538537468Yes if you believe in yourself
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
>>538537517i also like spebecause bobcuts are my weakness
>No Urara posts alreadyThis quick? Huh.Don't know what I expected from a soulless cave like this.
>>538537486Chat GPT is right there
I am going to rape Dia and forcibly impregnate her with my dirty seed.
>>538537486>>538537345What is it about Tachyon/Astolfo that draws in the cringy ERP people?
>>538537668Soulless. I need to make another being finish with my Umawriting.
>>538537614I'm going to feed you evil gaijin grass that killed Urara
is she cooked for the next cm???
>>538537510Holy...
>>538537743nah shes fine
>>538537743yes she is cooked
>>538537614The horse is dead boo hoo.
>>538537513desperately climbing over the dividing wall and breeding scarlet in the water
>>538537683Am I hurting you, mister fun police?
how much was a spark again? 30k carats?
>>538537435Haru knew too much...
I think all umas with tied up hair should let their hair go free
>>538537456Nuclear grade cope.High stamina is possible with ultra good luck. Never give up
>>538537764
>>538537821>Look at me, I'm above life and compassion, this shit is TOO GAY for me bro LMAOCongratulations, you never evolved past a 14 years old teenager.
>>538537683>uwu mommy (mischaracterization) and crossdressing faggotsI wonder why.
>>538537743I'm retarded I meant her
>making gross sexual posts to bait and make people angryCringe.>making gross sexual posts because your brain is fried and you can't function like a normal human anymoreBased.
>>538537982
>>538538003What the fuck do you want me to do?
lol fuck you whale gawd i wish this was finals
Why is Goldshi like this?
>>538531337nishishi~
>>538538086I'm in this post and anon called me based and I'm squirming on my lovense rn...
>>538538071You will get to the final straight and lose there, you should be capping speed for mile CMs bro
>>538538104Develop your personality through introspection and engaging with your community in a positive way.
>>538531337King Halo did better than I thought.
>decide to go for charming of accupunct instead of energy>get sweep tosho event
ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM UPSET THAT THE REAL LIFE JAPANESE RACE HORSE HARU URARA IS DEAD! PLEASE ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE ALSO SAD!>>538538251Is that better?
>>538538003You better hope people even bother paying respects when you leave this world, cause they way you're acting they might feel relieved.
What's your favourite uma running style?>Zigzag/worm>Examples: Maruzensky, Special Week>Semi serious arm posture, short strides, very odd bobbing movement, appears to be moving slowly even when going fast>Dainty>Examples: McQueen>very laid back arm posture, medium strides, appears to be moving relatively fast, but hard to take seriously>Jogger>Examples: Rudolf, Oguri>semi-serious arm posture, pumps the arms up like a human would, medium-long strides. very good at portraying speed when moving fast>Actual Runner>Examples: Seiun, Suzuka>very serious arm posture, hands flat and perform sharp frontal movements. medium strides. Look very fast even when they're going slow>Mutant>Example: Goldship>semi serious arm posture, hands flat but are drooping to the side, very long strides, looks very slow even when going extremely fast
>>538531978that's fucked up
Training someone that isn't Gold Ship trying to hit CM stats is fucking blissful holy shitJust did my first run with Smart Falcon since I got her while rolling for Seiun and she hit 1200 Speed and 1000 Power effortlessly, once I get some Groundwork and Turf sparks going on her she's going to go crazy in Cancer Cup
>>538538403This is new to me and I may need videos to compare
>clubmate sparked for seiun sky because it's "meta">look inside>300k fans dailyYou guys didn't roll for seiun sky while barely doing 1-2 runs a day, or while having a shit deck, right? .... right anons????
>>538538343damn I like Tachyon
>>538538378the important thing is that you're trying. it's what haru would have wanted.
>>538538251Faggotspeak. Suck my dick
>>538538378Anon, if you actually try and stop being bitter and obtuse, people can and will enjoy your company. You're not too far gone. You can always make things better.
>>538538003Let's be honest, if you in [4chan] in [vg] in the [horse girl] thread 24/7, chances are something in your life went wrong, some people are broken and can only feed off negative energy, there's no soul left anymore.
>>538538597Rude
ARE YOU ALL SATISFIED WITH THE RESULT?THIS IS ALL ON YOU!
remember
>>538538136>lovenseDidn't know this was a thing. I learned something today, thanks faggot kun.
how come all my speed cards show up classic year then never again senior year
>>538538728I honestly think we as a species or kind of something seem to share a limited amount of soul or something, and in direct correlation with how our population has exploded, any lingering hint of soul is spread as thin as gossamer between all 8-9 billion of us.
no...
>>538538403Seiun's running. Her running style really stood out to me when she appeared as an NPC before she was even playable. That's when I noticed the running styles are different between umas.
>>538538797NISHINO LOOK OUT THAT GIANT IS GOING TO EAT YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>538538797
>Haru Urara died from Colic>Dangerous occurence when Horse eats too much grass or has a diet change>Foreigners fed her special grass by the cartloaduh oh
>>538539018fuck
>>538538797>>538538961sex
>>538537376Prime loli bait. I can't wait to roll for her.
>>538538961holy shit
>>538539018That's on the owners/caregivers for not checking and understanding what they were giving her.
>>538539018global release unironically killed urara?
>special week finishing her chain predebut>hydratethe amount of willpower it takes not to just end the run
>>538539018She's 29. That's like saying old people die of pneumonia.
>>538539018who could have seen this coming....
>>538539018we had this whole song and dance already
>>538539018Foreigners didn't do shit, they just donated money to her farm so that the farm could buy ryegrass to feed her. The feeding and diet management was all on the farm.
>>538538591>>538538910Aw man
>>538539018fatass wonder is much more likely to have died by overeating than urara
>>538539018In one hand maybe they didn't want all the grass to go to waste, it could become a controversy.In the other hand, it doesn't sound healthy for an old horse.Hopefully this will serve as a lesson for old horses still alive.
>>538538961Need bono to do this to me
>>538539018You realize she has caretakers who feed her and watch over that stuff, right? Tourists didn't come over and shovel grass into her mouth until she died
>>538537435>Haru knew too muchThe world of racing is ruthless. Like the mafia.
fucking finally a decent uma for gemini
>>538538797>>538538961She can beat krillin
>>538539181>She's 29she's just like me
>>538539018bro thinks her caretakers are chatgpt and just gave her 5000kg of grass
>>538538865Wrong. We don't share from a soul pool and I somehow get one tenth of a soul, some people are born with or without a soul and the likelihood that someone does modern day is less likely
>>538539018If that was true, it would've happened long ago, it's been at least 2.5 months since the global boom.The staff taking care of her have been doing so for over a decade, you think they don't know how to feed a horse or what her habits are by now?
>Want Gold City>Want Summer Maru>Want Eishin Flash>Want Manhattan Cafe>Only have 8K CaratsI'M FUCKED they need to give more gibs man...30 a day is a joke.
>>538538403First place all the way
>>538539317>he thinks this is decent>straightaway inceleration instead of spurt>effectively 0 wit so it doesnt matter either way>so little power youll never accelerate to your mediocre top speedits over.
The sissy poster got bored and left.
there was a post from a horse farm about how fresh rye grass is for milk cattle and is known to make the horse get colic and other stuff like their hooves falling off
>>538539254pie-o-my in uma when?
I don't like Tokai Teio.Give me an uma wife.
>>538538542>ATASHI WA ICHIBAN!
>>538539536O~HOHOHO!
>>538539506>fresh rye grass is accelerating the death of honsesnyo...
>>538539536her voice is so fucking annoying
Post something cute
>>538539210>maybe they didn't want all the grass to go to waste, it could become a controversy."hey sorry all but we have too much ryegrass to feed the horse, any excess ryegrass will be used to feed her friends instead"or if they had not even spent the money yet, they could have used it to upgrade her stable instead.i highly doubt they were constrained by fear of some controvesy
>>538539390I, for one, am opening my wallet, come November. I suggest you do the same if you're not poor
holy shit eisen flash has godlike events. i thought people were just taking her for the stat bonuses...
>>538538403She looks cool to me when she's running.
>>538539536If you boost her confidence, you will have no choice nut to be her wife.
>>538539536Maya
>>538539526How much betrayal can Pie-o-my take?
>>538539536Taabo
>>538539536
>>538533983Don't use my wife to shitpost. Twin Turbo enjoyers are friends of Haru Urara.
>>538539674i already did and no one cared :( >>538538601
>>538539536Winning Ticket
>>538539536>I don't like [popular character in franchise]Woah daring today aren't we?
>>538539674
Not looking forward to the hellscape of temptation that is March next year>the all rate up banner that lets you spark any honse you want>the riko support banner that's supposed to be near mandatory for the next scenario>valentines mihono bourbon who is apparently even stronger than summer maru>all within 2 weeks of each otherFug :DD
>>538539536Vodka so she can have a fan
Why are so many gays playing uma? There's at least one in the thread too.
>>538539674HAPPY ENDING
>>538539790I saw it and it brought a smile to my face. I didn't reply because I felt it would take away from the post Thank you for posting it
>>538539859Father and daughter bonding
>>538539536this wolf
>>538539684I'm not poor but I already play 2 other gachas...Plus the 200 sparks are too much anon
>hasn't even debuedI predict no rainbows until year 3
>actually roll into good stats with mediocre deck>mac refuses to give events>no spurt despite 2 gold inspirationthis game...
>>538531337Would've been more interesting if the data had been paired umas and money spent instead of being a blob of data
>>538539859Oh. My waifu delivery is here. Here's the dowry.
>>538539931i don't know but they should stop being gay
>>538539790I care anon, its very sweet
>praying at shrine has a chance to fail as welli don't like this nigger game at all anymore, after i did all my uma's campaigns and got class 6 there's literally been nothing to do except for cm which is literally just highroll central and not fun at all suck my dense chode cyshits
Did an urara run today, got both the hot spring ticket and first URA finale win on her. I miss her already...
Can someone who put actual effort into Gemini tell me how fast their run is on Kyoto 3200?
>>538539970Man, the hat is the biggest debuff... she's pure sex without it.
OH NO NO NO NO thats why grass wonder died too she got too fat
help, i've fallen in love with nice nature's seiyuu
>>538539859VN where I play as their next door who helps them out until I end up sleeping with both of them leading into marrying both?
>>538539790cute urara
>>5385401713:13
L O V E
Bwos it felt like the classic year summer camp went by a turn too fast this time...
>>538540171if you want to win run double front to prevent ..... something... from happening to your goldship.. after the first hill... not spoonfeeding everything
1-2 fill up 90tp and do 3 more careers3-4 play mahjong5-6 play helldivers 27-8 play zomboid9-0 play vampire survivorsdubs - buy gametime for world of warcraft classic like the fucking retard that I am
>>538540296S E X
>>5385401713.11
>>538540206she was 30 years old, that's like being 85-90yo in human years
>>538540215I got a chub reading this and imagining the scenario.
>>538540296I actually said "let's become one" but this works too.
>>538536614You don't need to run 3 nigers at all. You usually just run 2 + debuffer or pace backup.
>>538540391go back to the mines
>1 on the first inspiration>3 on 2nd>no long S>no spurtWhat a waste...
>>538539526>Tazuna said Haru Urara was still alive, was so stuffed full of ryegrass that they had to put her out of her misery.>"I don't wanna think about it">The Director said right now it LOOKS accidental>"What sick fuck would do something like that on purpose?">Right... What sick fuck?>"wha-">Urara is healthy and we invest 200 grand in Tracen with the Arima Kinen coming up... Suddenly she gets Colic>"what're you saying... You think I had something to do with it? What am I a fucking Grass merchant now? Come on they said it was an accident right?">Right...>"You know I don't understand you Umamusume B... We got lucky, Urara dying was a bolt from the three goddesses. Urara was no fucking good">What are you talking about she bounced back!!!>"THIS time, but each time, each loss, it takes something out of them, it was all downhill from here">You did it... you forcefed that Uma until her guts exploded...>"I DID. NOT. But so what if I did. She was a fucking UMA!"
>>538540391>>538540391Here is two three more 1 wit Seiun skys
>>538540269>>538540430You must be trolling, this goldshi doesn't even hit 1000 in any stat.>>538540359Im running a bourbon, why do i need 2?
>>538540296My love for Scarlet was cemented after reading her personal story. A shame it's never continued or followed up on.
>>538538403You already know who it is.
>>538540215Does she have stinky feet or something?
do you guys expect this CM to be harder than taurus? I managed to get all the way to the finals with a completely mid team last time but im spooked now.
>>538540201can't agree, the hat is cute
>>538540568Kek. Based.
>>538540613super advance thing that only autists would notice in game thats why i cant tell you in a public place
How do you do Late surger careers I keep getting brocked
Haru Urara's passing hurts so much, but it's a good time as any to remember her for all her accomplishments.She lived a long life and fruitful life. She may not have had any grand trophies of her many wins or undefeated stretches where she was the peak of her generation like her peers, but she entered over a hundred races in her professional career! Not many other owners or jockeys can say that for a single horse, let alone a female horse at that.Despite her never winning a race until well after her retirement, she was showered with praise, affection, and gifts from all across the world! All because she never gave up, and she was eventually immortalized in the minds and hearts of the entire globe thanks to Cygames including her into the launch roster of Umamusume.Much recently, she even won her very first race ever! Even if it was exclusively only for retired horses, she gave it her all and took home the gold! A shining crown atop her head, fit for a queen like Haru Urara!Her sudden and overnight passing is devastating, and will linger for a long time, but let's not dwell in the sadness for too long. She lived a life only so few could ever dream about. One of love, adoration, and fulfillment. Let's celebrate all she has done, not just for the ranch and the people who raised her, but for what she has done for all us! For teaching us that even though we falter and lose our way, we can still get back up, and race for the finish line with our heads held high!Try your best! Never give up! Have fun!It's what she would've wanted.
>>538540613are you sure you selected the correct track?
>>538540601Good luck anon
>>538540567i got spurt and then failed a 12% 3x rainbow 2 times in a row and then once more a turn after got practice poor and didn't cure it after 2 infirmary visits
>smart falcon gets two of the green skills needed for cancer cup in her base kitOnce this baby hits A Rank Turf you're about to see some serious shit
>>538540781git gud
post something cute
>>538540807upvoted
>>538540568You eat carrots by the truckload
>>538540723i'm starting to get obsessed with her voice
>>538540719less time to prepare = less people preparedI expect very small increase in difficulty
How do I get Satono Diamond to breed with me?
>>538537280>>538537392Since grade caps you at B every single horse is going to perish.Maybe that 800Stam 3 gold recoveries Rank B Golshi I made is gonna do well.
>>538540719getting to finals is not difficult unless your umas are complete trash, it's mostly about maximizing the chance of final win
>>538540903
In memoriamhttps://x.com/blyoof/status/1954114387209290038
>>538540821Its this, isnt it?
>>538540884That is not an answer
THIS late after release and I finally get my first 3* while just trying to train may waifu for the CM...And I only got 1 white spark...Towards the end I should have just done more races because the Stamina was shit, but I guess this is just how it is.At least Nice Nature's got a 2* URA, I suppose.
same energy right?
that calc is super duper misinfo please stop using it. the pace the umas run at is different everytime depending on how many fronts and what the fronts are doing. and hence the impact of stam and power is different every single time.
>>538540781you give them pace sparks, unironically
>>538540903blushing fenomeno
>training for Gemini Cup>mfw anons are hiding their secrets>every youtuber is a Dancer alt except our based japanese sage>can't figure out a deck split that works>descend into autistic madness>"maybe the secret is otonashimaxxing? think about the flat stat bonus if you trained her every round">"i can save time and effort by just getting enough power to make accel skills redunant, and id also free up skill points for normal speed skills">"guts is just as good as stamina for the last spurt so maybe i dont need as much stamina as everyone says">shake my head and blink>im doing a goldship career with 3 power/2speed/1stam (its super creek)
>>538541129I don't know then. I took my time from CM2 lobbies, where i often win against good golshis.
Man... I'm really feeling it with 0Lb Kitasan/Creek. I borrow MLB Kitasan, but 0Lb Creek is fucking rough.
>>538541219Having to wait a whole ass year to correct this brat...
Update the rentry clubs already, I got weird looks when I posted "umanko" on my club
>>538533956>hur dur nazi xDD>reddit spacingadds up. now go back libtard
Would you follow Tact for a hike without any electronic devices?
>no one cared when seiun sky died
>>538541295How would it do anything when I dont use pace
will there be a super creek but for groundwork
>>538541219Please eat your darn veggies, I swear to God.
>>538541129the sim is only useful for small things like comparing one or two skill choices with most else static. definitely not accurate as a full race simulation.
>>538541129post the stats you're looking at
what the fuck dudehow does late surger goldship win hopeful stakes with 170 speed
>>538541350i know that feel. I've got her at LB2 and she still sucks, her friendship gauge is a brick for so long it feels like you spend your whole career following her just to make sure she actually goes up.
I FINALLY GOT THE HOTSPRINGS TICKET WITH AIR GROOVE AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY WIFE
>anniversary>half-anniversaryCan someone tell me which and which get the following? I cant find this info clearly stated anywhere.>100 free rolls>free SSR ticket>free 3* ticket>paid selectors (not paid banners, selectors)
>>538541436>seiun sky died>August 16 2011No shit.
>>538541243>male rapist vs a female being cute and childishnot even remotely the same, incel
>>538541457you got this ledditbro
>>538540964Post some audio. I've never heard her voice.
>>538541557hopeful stakes is a shitshow for every uma except golshi. i dont think ive ever lost it in a golshi career a single time, even when i was just starting.
>>538541459you finish your career with pace and use late for whatever purpose you originally made your uma for
>>538541129my guess is that the simulator probably assumes higher speed during the mid leg than what actually happens in game
>>538541491https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30141-mihono-bourbon
>>538540964Congrats, you're gay.
>>538541048This is really cute
>>538541627>>538541457JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>538541783>10thTurn in your trainer card.
>>538541764urara is about to be mauled by a monster and you're laughing?
Would you be sad in /uma/ if i died
I liked Seiun Sky more before I actually read her career story. Her personality is kinda shit.
>>538541759>apr 2027
>>538541783gutlet stakes.... many such cases. should've brought MLB mambo.
no in fact i predicted it
>>538541875It depends. Are you a cute anime horse girl?
>>538541875yes, gaslight dancer. we will all mourn your passing.
>>538541875How are we suppose to know when you die?
>>538541582Her event is ending so they rate up'd the hot spring tickets.t. Got 1 yesterday and 1 today.
>>538541531>>538541532>>538541732Hmm yeah the sim is way off, well hopefully i hit shitters more soiled than me.
RIP Urara
one day at a time
>>538542001Big if true. Still happy
Would Oguri have the decency to admit this
>>538541704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y&t=97sthe way she hit these notes bro, wewand also https://x.com/yol_yoola/status/1958416313900282111
>>538542054Damn. All that grass people sent her is gonna go to waste.
>>538542189i think she has more testosterone than me
daabiii...
>>538542235it's a big farm.
>Would let you hit right away if you beggedKitasan BlackMaruzenskyTaiki ShuttleNice NatureMatikanetannhauserEl Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressureKing HaloMayano Top GunTokai TeioDaiwa ScarletNarita TaishinMejiro RyanMeisho Doto>Absolutely not without at least months of going steadySymboli RudolfTamamo CrossAir GrooveVodkaSilence SuzukaMejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER termsCurren ChanSeiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)Biwa Hayahide (It's all calculated. Even if she's actually tier 5)>easy to trick into sexHaru Urara (rip)Sakura Bakushin OMachifukuTwin Turbo>rapes you out of nowhere one dayGold ShipSuper CreekGrass WonderAgnes TachyonNarita BrianSatono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)>umacelSmart Falcon>loves food too much to have sexOguri CapSpechud
>>538542067
>>538542354For you
>>538542354for haru
i run like this
Is Seiun Sky only for Front Runners as a parent?Do Pace chasers or end closers get use out of her?
46392001 cm2
>>538542141She would noticed that her gut got bigger and her clothes got tighter, and keep eating anyway
>no long Sfuck it, you're now my ACE Teio, this is the best run I've had since the game came out
>>538542189holy pitch correction
>>538538568Yep, but it only took me 58 rolls
>>538542354To this day... baneposting makes me smile.
Get ready seiunkeks... A true umadol never chooses their battlefield
>>538542358DON'T WORRY?! I'M BEING RAPED AND YOU'RE SAYING DO
>>538542141Oguri eats for my unborn child. Big difference.
>>538542358I would take my lady Scarlet to a date and a movie before I even hold her hands.
>>538540980Just lay down
>>538542461might be useful for lucky pacers and/or pace chasers that manage to overtake just before the corner, but that means the front runner is really shit.
she won arima kinen with 200 speedWHY IS ARIMA KINEN SO FUCKING EASY
>>538541602don't get mad tranny
>>538541704>>538542189
So in order to get a usable front runner I need to luckshit groundwork, I need to luckshit 3 green skills, I need to luckshit midgame accel/speed skills, I need to luckshit Focus,I need to luckshit distance aptitude S and I need to highroll on stats.Wow thanks for shilling front runners to me bwos I can surely get all that shit in a single career run
I can’t imagine the pain her owners feel desu. I wonder what will happen to her room in the stables :(
I came to this thread to press F for Urara.
>>538542784FUCK YOU
>>538542584
>>538542584>Turf B>Red shift (useless)>Final push (same as red shift i.e. useless)You can do way better than that anon
>>538542847>didn't leave the shoe request
>constant mood downs, night owls and training failsI have no agency in any of this
>>538542507Singing in such an imposed, throaty voice doesn't help either. You can hear the tension in her larynx.
>>538542990if you haven't set the chat to messages only yet then you're a true witlet
>>538542804And you have to do that on three borrows a day on an accelerated schedule if you believed the "just borrow her :)" gaslighting.
>>538542756A noble soul!
>>538543123How am I going to give shoes if I can't see the requests?
>>538542491I had a similar god run with King Halo and she got me to Finals B last CM. Good luck.
KONNA NI OOKIKU NARIMASHITA :DD
>Didn't see senpai today MOOD DOWN>I saw senpai today MOOD UP>I had to tie my shoe MOOD DOWN>The director is being stupid again MOOD UPYou know, Teio is quite moody.
Fellow shitter bros, how are your average to below average runs going?
>>538543212are you retarded?>agnes posternvm
>>538543212The button on the left or the notification that tells you how many requests there are?
>>538542474dead Urara, dead game, dead general,
>>538542584>using Digitan's quoteI will allow it this time because it's Falco
>>538542935Still farming for turf inspirations and groundswork, but it's a proof of conceptYeah red shift is useless now that you mention it, it'll be okay on TT for nowI'll work on the skills when I'm finally building her, for now she's a work in progress
>>538542189I prefer her in Ms. Victoria
>>538543287My best uma is B
>>538543238>I had a similar god run with King Halo and she got me to Finals B last CM.Hello literally me
>>538543336why is the thumbnail wide
Her voice is hot
>>538543336https://youtu.be/stdyhfeYxxI
>>538543336
>>538543336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ7lKPSUc2g
>>538543135Post your Seiun parent, or post the grandparents you've built up to make a Seiun parent.
>>538543336Made for birthing thousands of children, just like her mom.
>internet out all day>missed 2 daily borrows>urara's fucking deadWhat a day.
>>538543135I believed the roll for Seiun gaslighting so I have her, the parent I borrow has way better sparks than my groundwork parent so I'm stuck with 3 career runs/day anyway
>>538543336My wife and my wife and my wife are super cute!
>>538543336I LOVE HER DESIGNI LOVE HER VOICEI LOVE DAIWA SCARLET
ahhhh no ground work even though parents had it
>>538543461Not wide enough!
>>538543703Akira Toriyama-face ass horse
is this Natie evil enough? and how do I know how much stamina I need for ASE to proc properly?
Illegal sex with Fenomeno
>>538543287I got my closest to A rank Uma by just a few hundred points yesterday. If only I had dupes of Super Creek...
>>538543461She's just fat
>>538543819800 without any golds600 with golds
>>538543703what I started noticing lately is how umas have very nice hips
>>538543703Why is she brown
all seeing eyes doesnt do anything
>another Goldship with over 1000 Speed and Stam>no Spurt or Long SI'm so tired bros.Which one do I use?
>>538543920Keep noticing
>maiden race with 345 speed>2nd place had 94>only a 3l difference
https://youtube.com/shorts/bGIhhxidvac?si=sVjHy4QhK1pLAWvahttps://youtube.com/shorts/fgMf2lZJA4o?si=VdnfwG0ESEO_NgT3
>>538543973uh neither?
>>538543703A strangely manly face despite the overall feminine stature.
>>538542189https://youtu.be/N223E5ZByWs?si=_3r5RKrOr3qJD7z5
>>538543819You only have 1 debuff against end closers other than ASE...
>>538543462You love to see a real, honest to god dramatic Alto amidst a sea of squeaky, paper thin, chidlike voices.
>>538544014Post more hips
the fuck are you smiling about
>>538543889*plump
>>538543703Get me her hat.I want it
>>538544014it is incredible how form fitting clothes enhance the eroticism
>>538544063if they got no money from it they wouldnt do it i guess
>>538544129>another mother that has to watch her daughter become a turbo slut
>>538544129holy smokes
>>538544086woa thats a weird way to spell cutie
>>538544149She got a sip of her post race barley tea.
>>538544129
>>538544149HOPELESS
spooky knight i kneel
now that urara is dead you are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to accomplish an S turf S long urara to win Gemini cup with her.
>>538541417I'd be damn ashamed of being with such a fine girl if I didn't know my ground navigation.
>>538544243This Air Groove looks like she's about to initiate some extremely violent procreation.
>>538543703It's good... but not at the same time.
>>538544521at first i didn't like her, but it grew on meand by it, lets just say its my peanits
>>538542474fucking gold ship can't win shit
>>538544108its a team effort
>>538531835>modern tsundere
>>538544637I kneelFuck Gold Ship
>>538543795more like yu gi oh
>>538544637>hesitant end closers on everybodybased aoi kiryuin enjoyer, i'm doing the same t hing
I can’t stop crying.
>>538544595Her relationship with (You) is that of a boss (what she ends up calling you) and his protege.More than any uma, this girl made me feel a sense of wanting to live up to her faith in me as a superior.
>>53854497910/10 bait
>>538537982When Oguri dropped her hair on Cinderella Gray my heart skipped a beat
>>538544979Stop being a little bitch.
I'm confused is umamusume an op to increase marriage and birth rates or the opposite?
Any CM test lobbies?
Sometimes I almost think you guys are my bros, then I realize that you have the empathy of a chink in LiveLeak videos.Disgusting.
>>538545183probly i reckon
>>538537982>>538545032
>>538541417Would she try to jump my bones in the mountains?
>>538544129This is after we got married, guys. She's getting her body ready to bear our children. She's full of milk already.
>tfw you just realize that now that support card events give skills depending your choices
KONNA NI OOKIKU NARIMASHITAAAAAA
>>538545053Same, but without>dropped her hair
>>538544149She's just happy to be in the top 5
>>538545310youre doing great sweetie
stamina eater isn't actually important, right
>>538545243tachyonling
>>538544680All tsunderes are great, yes.
>>538545245She's so smart to use her frontal weight (as well as massive head) as an extra sources that propels her forward.
>>538545245my wives sister is hot
>>538545235What the fuck is that logo supposed to be?
>>538545426the debuff is negligible, but it's almost like a white recovery. So yeah not that good.
>>538545568A zebra
>>538545349konna ni ookiku narimachitan
>>538545568Some kinda deer?
>>538545258Not if you remember your SERE training.Both Tact and (You) get to polish up on your bushcraft eitherway.It's a win for everybody!
>>538545634Mambo!
Would nice nature work as a pace? Or should I keep her at late?
>>538545568ぱかぱか
>>538545568a unicorn
>>538545710making my wife embarrassed is the best
>>538545806>gets castratedgrim
>>538545912sex
What was the wild west like in the uma world?
>>538546002rdr2 but everyone's taiki
>>538538601My wife is the best, good with children, caring with her friends, hard working
>>538545381No I mean this is awfulI'VE BEEN DOING MY CARRERS WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME AND I'VE BEEN MISSING GOOD SKILLS BECAUSE I AUTO PRESS LIKE AN IDIOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
>>538545568Just like Umas are fictional characters in our world, horses are their fictional cartoons.
>>538545806
>>538545691I forgot it..Looks like I'm gonna be feeling very sore after we come back from this trip.
>>538546107The assistant?
>>538546107yea... too bad she's a n*ngen tho
I make my uma piss herself after training.
I don't think I'll be able to make a better Golshi than this but now I feel much more confident in bestowing December Domination on this one. I hope she does as well as her Taurus predecessor
Why the fuck is my Golshi able to weave INBETWEEN umas when she gets blocked to prevent failure when my fucking late surgers are complete lunkheads that dont know how to maneuver? They have the same amount of wit growth when going through career
>>538546370what the fuck
>>538546335Imagine her totally embarrassed as it streams down her legs, and she has to walk through the academy with a huge stain on her uniform as everyone laughs at her.
>>538546423Raise guts.
I need more military/police/ye old army horse art.
the fuckthat's so much score
>>538546192For her, I'd crawl through miles of forest litter.
>>538546653Cute number 2.
>>538546370BASED
ye
>>538546578>horny rapist dogbullshit
>>538546370These comics are adorable af, is there an archive of them?
>>538546536
>>538546163
>>538543814
>>538546370>hat sniffer torenaNGMI
>>538546423Golshit has actual plot armor.
>>538546749look at this chad and his loving wife/husband
>hear Haru Urara fails if you bring your own front runner>bring my own front runner>Taishin doesn't pop her Sleeping Lion anyway???????
>>538533437That's a mother
How to Bakushin ?
stop lusting after horses
>>538546879you have the pixiv source there if you want to check more
>>538543703is she the only normal girl of the stay gold family
>>538546781Even the friendliest (unspayed) dog goes into heat, anon.
>>538546981>>538543814rape
>>538547089Isn't the urarabomb just going to fail given Seiun Sky is probably quite popular for CM2
>>538547223urara at any strat nukes sleeping lion
>>538546758Now show the sparks
>>538547183Yah but it's just one artist but I'd like to download hundreds of them
I'm doing a MackQueen run who got charming on turn 4. Should I do a race before Hopeless Stakes so I don't get mega cucked?
>>538547204nyoooo.... I like my dogs cute, chill and loving
>>538547189golshi my beloved
>>538546981made for ugly bastard rape
>>538547314Yeah
Do I really need 1200 fkn pwr for Cancer Cup? Got cucked on Cooldown (again) with ~700 already on there and everyone congregated on speed...1* SPD spark BTW
>>538546981Too saggy
>>538547189not quite normal, but certainly the least unhinged
>>538544106she sounds amazing holy
>>538547483yes, power is more important than speed in shorter races. Also, Red shift doesn't really work here
>>538531546>200,000 paid
>run where "Killer Appetite" activated 10 times throughout the runEasy on the ryegrass, Gold Ship...
>>538547483why would you need cooldown for a mile race?
>>538547483>800 stam + swinging maestrowhat are you doing
>>538546981>your eyes are slipping lowerbitch I'm trying to read your text bubbles
>>538547641Cute dog
>>538547483your top speed doesn't matter much if you take ages to reach it due to lack of acceleration
>>538547482I like this one.
>>538547685
>>538543521I'm still working on the mayano grandparent but I'm falling back on this if I run out of time and just need to start sending runs and praying.
>>538542341my mans you are posting on 4chan in a gacha thread, she has 100x your T
HOPE IS ALIVEFUCK YOU TAISHIN
>>538546981made for ugly bastard wholesome vanilla
>Spurt hint>S long>but the director cucks me out of an anchor upgrade by being a single fucking point off
What is the main free carat source in this game?How long does it take for f2p to get a spark's worth?
>>538547685WE ARE SAVOTTA
>>538542141Oguri runs it off later that same day
>>538547935lol
>>538547917does skill level actually do anything?
>>538547183>requires an accountfuck that
>>538547917>>but the director cucks me out of an anchor upgrade by being a single fucking point offrip to 0.0001 length worth of speed
According to Gr*k these umas would make the best wives:Special WeekSilence SuzukaGold ShipMejiro McQueenRice ShowerAnd these would make the worst wives:Nice NatureOguri CapAir GrooveGrass WonderTwin Turbo
Food
>>538548038alright calm down now. bitching about needing discord is fair, same for some literal fucking who website or twitter clone based in china. crying about fucking pixiv is just hilarious and shows what a bitch boy you are, bet you don't have a funny panda acc either cuz "its too hard and not worth it"
>>538547935LOLwhip out your card bro
>>538547941Did she actually eat a bear irl?
HELP ME TOREENA-SAN I AM BEING LOVED AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>538547879The twist is I'm just as crazy for her.
>>538547884>MIGRAINE BEFORE AOI DATING>2 FAILED INFIRMARYMACKQUEENWHYWHY WOULD YOU FUCK ME LIKE THIS
>>538548116>LLM proves it has no intelligence whatsoever>AGAIN
>>538548070>says that>acts like this
>wake up>day ruined
>>538547997>>538548217Can I get an actual answer here
>>538548116Don't use Bakushin for such abhorrent posts.
>>538546653is there a ramen dating scene for every uma like with kfc?
lmao i got hit by slow metabolism two turns in a rowi am genuinely amused by this rather than annoyed because of what i'm trying to do
>>538547917Tbh, I'd rather take +25 skills points than +lvl in a skill, that barely buffs it anyway. >>538548042
>>538548543sexmarrysexsexhugbier trinken
>>538548506Terrible uma for terrible post, it fits.
>>538548548>barely buffs ityou're going to regret this when you lose finals by a nose
Any comics where umas marks (You) as her territory?
Teio...
>>538547314NoIf you don't believe in her then you're not worthy of being a Mejiro torenaShe will ace through that G1 like nothing, run her as Frontline Elegance
>>538548497those were actual answersprepare to pay if you want a regular carat income
>>538548765>shit on top of shitfascinating
>>538548497like 3-4 months
I hate this horse so fucking much
>>538547935>Starter missions>Events (pitiful) >Reaching a new rank in TT (only once. Rank retention carat gibs are about less than two pulls a week on the highest rank)>Tri-weekly Champions Meeting (about a 10 pull max). >Daily rewards are so shit they aren't even worth mentioning, and may take up to an hour. Takes about 2/3 months to spark as f2p iirc.
>>538546168>Cartoon based on umas are mindless animals that only care about running and eating caratsWouldn't this be considered offensive?
>>538547935High rank Club, Team Trials, Champions Meeting and daily logins, first time win against Legends in Hard mode. You can get like 2-10 carats per career race/from TT gifts boxes, but it's pretty rare.That's it. It is a fucking pittance.
She wasn't fine
>>538544481
>>538547641Dantsu Love
>>538547189imagine if stego and haru actually had a kid with each other
>>538548772why is she trying to hang herself with toilet paper
>>538548243IRL she was just raised in an area with a lot of bear activity.IIRC it was another horse that has a recorded incident of chasing one off.But once they decided to give her a hunting license, everybody just rolled with it and she became the survivalist uma.All of her in-game content so far has been about hunting or the outdoors.
This is the best I can do... Now all I can do is pray to Shiraoki-sama that shouri will come up me.
This would make a good 60s R&B hook
>when you're brocked you're broc-ACK
>>538548765Don't go there anon. It's not worth it.
>>538549217>one inch of loveliterally me....
>>538549025She's moody.
I'm seeing a ton of 1000-ish stam, 2 gold horses now. Is the "You NEED 1200 stam+3 golds" gaslight over or...?
>got race fatigue despite not doing consecutive racesWhat the fuck I didn't know this could happen randomly
>>538549309Watched an end closer savvy uma weaving through and past 5 umas in front of her, it was beautiful
>>538547935gibs are the main source (you can even ask the jp thread)2-3 months
>>538549423It's just the best I can do... If I die I die.
>>538549423it was always bullshit. 1200 stam + 3 golds was assuming debuffers. but since no one is bringing debuffers, the uber strong ones with 1000 stam + 2 golds are easily winning
>>538549423Gaslight dancer ended up dead last in his last race last week. His power is weakening............
>>538547935>What is the main free carat source in this game?A mixture of carats and scout tickets from PvE or PvP events>How long does it take for f2p to get a spark's worth?Insanely longStop suffering by buying the $7 pack, it gets you 20 pulls a month. Even $21 gets you 30 pulls per month
HARIKITTE IKOU!!
Please help. Is there a support group for people who've fallen in love with a horse?
>>538549423Watch as the narrative will quickly shift to 900+2 recoveries since it turns out speed is what matters the most in a racing game
TODAY IS THE DAY OR I KILL
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FmyPtTVkkl0
>>538549731Here. Welcome home, trainer.
>>538549684I wonder who could be hiding behind this post!
>>538549731>THE childless wife (that really needs them) career
Here's a drawing I did, not sure where else to post it so decided to post here since the /v/ threads keep being kill
>>538549524Even debuffers won't kill a 1k stam Gold Shit if you check lobbies and the sim
>>5385494231000 stam pace chasers with 2 golds unironically just die if they don't get both their recoveries. Goldships a lot more forgiving but you still want high stamina to avoid gassing out.If they get their recoveries you can get away with a lot but CM is all about being as consistently strong as possible to avoid "oh I guess I lose" scenarios that you're aware of while testing in CM rooms
>>538549864cool
>>538549864I fucking love it. You're an excellent pixel artist, anonny. Just missing a massive horsecock
>>538549835Someone that can pull more times than you do :^)
>>538547089People bring their own front to stop pace down and stop pace promote, urara kills sleeping lion regardlessIt's an issue with how the skill is coded, susceptible to cheesing
>>538549864>trainers turn their eyes away from meSei-chan the losing heroine...
>>538550024D:
>>538549864And without the hat>>538549971Thanks, I drew Agnes tachyon with a big horse penor and pixiv banned me for not censoring it enough. So now I have no clue where to post my shit
>>538549995Not gonna lie 20 pulls for $7 is a good deal.
>>538550102...M-may I see it?We may need a /trash/ general...
Is there even any point in running debuffers in this CM?I've tested 3 sets of end closer stamina debuffs against my Taishin and she still makes it to the finish line with 50 stamina left according to the sim.
>>538550153good lord shut up retard
Anon, it's Oct 2 Y2 and neither Creek, Kitasan or McQueen have done a single event yet.
>>538550209>according to the simlol
how do I grass wonder? she keeps losing every single race and then dies at the first arima kinen goal...
>>538549423You didn't watch Seriru's video? You just need 1400/1500 stam+guts. 3 gold recoveries if you fear the debuffer, 2 if you don't give a fuck.
>>538550272
>>538550294quit being a staminalet
>>538550142Yes, insane how everyone ignores the discount on daily pulls.>"$21 for 10 pulls is too expensive" when it gets you 30
>run that will easily replace my current McQueen ace>Special Week event triggers>1002 speed>still get hydrateJust kill me now.
>>538550308I do not know who Seriru is
>>538550276>lollel
>>538550024Gambare, Kitasan!
>>538550382It's something like 1p per carat in bongland so daily pulls are £1-£2very affordable
>>538550209you know that the simulator is useless right?a lot of important things are not implemented
>>538550359I'm running the 3/3 deck and she dies with like 400 stam 350 spd or something
>>538550441AGEMASEN
>>538550102Twitter. Also catbox it and share pls.
Testing my bricked golshi to see if spurt and long S make up for no speed Bring your own goslhis ideally62386295
>>538550382>only paid carats>you have 11 days per banner = 11 tries
>>538550024
i switched to 5 speed 1 stam and i didn't get a single double rainbow summer+ year 3
>>538550584>fullwtf
>yeah we are being extorted money from>but it's not too much hahaabsolute state
UMAMUSUMEPUHREETY DAAHBY!
>>538550584>fullStop bringing 3 horses retards.
>>538550650I'm going for the rest of the Mejiros.
I brought a fake December Domination Golshi to anon's CM room.
>>538550447witgod nip
>>538550680Kitasan 80 priority is a fucking lie.
>>538550504Such as?
>>538550779But enough about taxes.
>>538550669>Harikitte Ikkou????
>>538550780DID SOMEONE SAY
>use an AI chatbot program to RP scenarios of being trapped in a room with an umamusume until we have sex>need to seduce and coax most of them into it before they agree to do it>do Almond Eye but change the prompt into "one of you must win in a sex battle">she fucking rapes me immediately despite my protests because she refuses to lose at any kind of competition
>>538550854read the caveat list yourself tard
>>538550209debuffers are only good for medium races
>>538550824wtf bwo, you're ruining my reputation
>>538550780>Umamusume puberty derby
>>538548470it's okay...
>>538550913>can't even list one thingI accept your concession.
>>538550953She got 2nd.
>>538550910kek
>>538551036i do not care if you want to remain retarded
>>538550854No way to make the sim simulate wit checks so stam "testing" can easily trick you.Assumes every skill activates even when it's literally impossible, giving false outcomes.The "race" it simulates is a singular Uma running the track, which means you can get deceived into thinking an Uma is going to be amazing (Taishin) when in actuality she gets blocked every single real race because Anchors Aweigh is a rape skill and this is a goldshi game
>something something AI>something something grok>something something gpt>something something look at my recent slop
>>538550910bots in general are too shit at raping no matter how you prompt them, I guess it depends on the model you're using, but even the gooniest in-house models are like "are you ready?" all the time instead of just outright raping {{user}}, the issue is exacerbated when using free models because any implication of rape is a no-no and gets you instablocked
>>538549675Kys commie rat piece of shit nigger faggotTachy is not a commie rat and neither a trans iconFucking imbecile
>>538550606>10 daily pulls bring down the cost of sparking down to 29kThat one is a no brainerNow for the true autistic gamblecore experience:>30 daily pulls off banner with the worst roll possible can get you 150 stars/30 statues or 300 silver cleats (equal to 1 SR + 2/2 scout tickets with a worth equivalent to 600 carats which you can then use during a banner)
>>538550910>You are such an incel both die of starvation weeks later.
>>538551227Unfortunately, she is both of those things. AND she's Muslim.
I did not expect to cry today.
>>538550584Results800/1200 gold ship ate shit and died at 8thReally wish I didn't get rainbow screwed now
kaaaafeeeeeeee
>Victoria Fraudtierhttps://i.imgur.com/2cJADsR.png
>>538551248I have never gotten anything good off the single pulls. The game knows you're being cheap and punishes you. Blow a giant load all at once of just don't bother.
>>538550209You know that stamina is not just having enough to finishthe race, right? Less stamina = your spurt starts later - you reach the finish line later.
>>538551310CUTE DOG!
I'm really, really fucking mad. This is by far the best run for stats I've ever had, and she has literally nothing else. No events from Creek, Kitasan OR McQueen, no long S, no spurt. The game gave me a cherry and forgot the rest of the god damn sundae.
>>538551310Imagine walking by and seeing this.Shameless, really.
>>538551413I have gotten many 3 stars units in many different gacha games in single pulls. Sometimes the only pull in the day.
>>538549864Brilliant.
>>538547483taurus ace?
>>538551435then why does 1000/1200 always lose to 1200/1000?
>>538551375She ran out of stam?
>>538551603because accelerating later/slower to 1200 > accelerating fast to 1000
>>538551705that's a boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE8n9LkvBQI
>your message contains invalid charactersStupid fucking nigger cygames there literally isn't a single word in my club message that can be interpreted in any way as racist or whatever you fuckers are afraid of.
>>538551651Nah she just had a weak final spurt and got overtaken by everyone else
>>538551307>muslim
>>538551573>different gacha gamesOk, but this is the Uma Musume thread. How many 3* have you gotten off singles in Uma Musume?
Left or right? I'm going crazy here.
>>538551884It's the same principle. Are you accusing the game of cheating the odds?
>>538551923>bofalmaoright is better
>>538551412Out of all the characters these three just so happen to be my waifus and I also do "content" for the game revolving around needing strong characters that these three out of all the possible characters and alternative outfits happen to be the best of the best.
>>538551923right
>get punished for winning races>get punished for losing races>get punished for racing too much>get punished for racing too little>get punished for advancing to the next turn
>>538552020god shut the fuck up you ugly goon
>>538537203im edging to blow it all on november so you should be strong and do the same
>>538551412is that V from DMC5
I'm gonna do a Teio run, should I do Anime or Base?
>>538551971Absolutely! I've done over 150 rolls and only gotten 2 3* umas. I have failed several single digit percentage trainings in a single career. Clearly the advertised odds are completely falsified and there is some talmudic algorithm on the back end fucking with the rates.
LOOK GUYS HE POSTED SLOP AGAIN
>>538552273looooooooooool
>>538552236animemake her a sprinter you coward
>>538552273lmao
>>538551861its easier to figure out once you realize it parses even random sections of words for something that might look like a bad word. so you cant say "tomorrow night" because "night" has "nig" in it.
>>538552020>I play only waifu>my waifus for Taurus? Nice Neicha, Oguri Cap and Golshi
>>538551884NTA but I've gotten 3* uma off my daily 1pulls. I haven't done a single 10pull and I have like nine 3* uma, subtract a few from the guaranteed 3* tickets.
>>538551705Another thirsty dirter...
is there a slop cord i can join? i like these and prefer them naked
>>538552273Skill issues. Raise your luck stats. Fix your karma.
gimme or link me an image for the next bread if image limit hits before this post, first come first serve, if another anon made a new bread i'll keep them for future breads
>>538551985>>538552054kansha
>>538552487
>>538552516>making slop porn has never been this fucking easy>faggots will STILL join random discords or beg for other people to make it for them
I hate slop because I wanna look at old threads in the archive and all the images 404 because the server has to make room for mountains of worthless throwaway AI garbage
>>538552521I was able to 3* Matikanefukukitaru with my Seiun Sky pulls yesterday so I can make that a reality now.
>>538552716https://files.catbox.moe/fstviz.jpg
bread>>538553012>>538553012>>538553012
>>538552273Two whole ass 3* on 150 pulls? Get a load of this luck monster. I also did around 150+ uma pulls and I've yet to get a single 3*
>>538551412"Why yes, you should not listen to the jp wit guy who won Taurus cup and instead listen to ME (who lost it)"
>>538553221Try filing a support complaint. Maybe they'll take pity on you and give you some selectors.
>>538547669>>538547693>>538551596Was trying to make a Gemini ace, but again, cucked on Cooldown. She would've been bretty good for Taurus actually.>>538547629>>538547763Thanks Anons. One of my 1200/1200 Vodkas or Air Grooves it is then.
>>538550530That's not enough speed for end of second year and you're probably way short on power. Late Surger. Needs power.
