Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>538100395
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>>538548194You were right, I did love it
opbp
>>538548194Andrew's glued to his computer these days...
>>538548194How many custom OP images have /calg/ had? Aside from aggies that is
>>538549513I mean, they're ALL custom
>>538549513There was this one about 2 months ago
>>538548938>"The software is FREE, don't you get it?">He said, waving around his $80 installation guide and CD set>And then he still has to download some system utilities from the internet that weren't included>That's gonna drive up the phone bill
>>538550345Not even the Coffinns can know peace from the AOL CDs.
why do brothers withhold hugs from their sisters?
Do you think Andrew would've actually made a good lawyer? He seems more like an accounting guy
>>538555770He would be a defense attorney for those accused of incest crimes.
>>538555770Andrew doesn't strike me as that flavor of psychopath.
>>538553554I would do the same if she was a nigger to be honest
>>538558951if my mom put me in that position while wearing only underwear dad would freak out
>>538558951
Think they're RPing as Andrew and Ashley now?
https://x.com/Sea___Lean/status/1965159586413039755
I miss Renee...
This general feels dead nowadays. Also, i believe that Nemlei is planning to release the full game in the next update in another year or so. It would be a shame not seeing this one finished, its the only reason i have to stick around this site anymore.
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 100
October 13th release date. Aligns with 2 year anniversary of Episode 2 release on Steam
it's been thirty years, wonder how those two are doing nowadays. ashley's fifty and andrew's fifty-two. how much is ashley sagging and how is andrew's prostate doing?
>>538566895It does not help that the attitude to do anything is frowned upon here. People always bitch and moan about mods while no complainer has bothered to code something half-decent themselves. We have pretty much lost every single drawanon, and I can't remember the last new bust edit we've had. As someone else mentioned last thread jiggieanon is also gone and so are the greentext writers. All we have left are some ritualposting. The devlog drought is at fault, but all things do come to an end. I enjoyed being here since the chapter 1 days, and really the rest of the site has so gone to shit that /x/ /his/ and /fit/ couldn't hope to hold my attention anymore and have left this thread as the only reason I haven't called it quits too. I do wonder what made Nemlei finally end the devlogs, even as only text or as cheap gags, I wouldn't have minded some of her dry humour every now and again. That doxxing really did screw us over you know, she could have been more open to say having released concept art or writing commentary on older games to conpensate to us. I'd even take a photo of her cat's shit in her backyard at this point. Okay the other games may be a stretch but I still miss our finnjoshi. She had no problem giving screenshots for over a year that were sometimes spoilery.
>>538570926After having 12 kids over 12 consecutive years, they just sent the youngest one off to college. All kids were loved and taken care of, so now Andrew and Ashley can relax a bit and enjoy their later years. Only 10 more years and Andrew can retire, and Ashley can spend some time honning in her art, gardening, and cooking hobbies(I believe in her ability to improve ar them in Burial). Health wise, since Andrew ditched smoking after the 4th kid was born, he's doing relatively okay. Ashley's fine, other than a somewhat bad hip from birthing so many young. She may need surgery for it eventually, but she puts up with it.
>>538570926Years of sisterplapping kept Andrew's prostate in top shape, and the aggressive brest massages he often gives Ashley left her tits nice and firm
>>538564182same vibe as
>>538570926I legit doubt even in the least bleak world for them, that they live long enough to the present. This story feels like it is about the end of their lives, even if they don't know it and that they do die in most outcomes. In the off-chance they survive, they don't get a domestic life, they're stuck in the realm between, and eventually bith ascend into demons. The punchline I imagine being that death won't ever appear to tear them away from eachother.
>>538553554It was her who was withholding it
>>538573693Their lifestyle in SnS certainly isn't sustainable, but I don't think we have to write them off just yet. Cliffhanger is looking pretty promising as a happy human couple ending.
Had this game come out a decade ago, you know Shadman would have made the most kino art out there. Especially since this was before (non-Renee) haggots starting shilling their fetish in the past couple of years.
>>538574329
Is it still incest if they transcend their mortal bodies, though?
>>538573959Big feet
>>538572691>I do wonder what made Nemlei finally end the devlogsThey themselves said that there was nothing else to share at this point.
>>538548194DEVLOG ON 9/11
>>538574329>Crapman >kinopick one
>>538574906
Gee it sure feels like 2015 around here!
If Elves were real, they would do a lot of incest.>Elves have no genetic error, so no downside there>Elvish couples makes children for thousands of years, yet raise them in about 30 years. Many siblings you didn't grow up with => no Westermark effect>Many ancestors are still around and look 30. Also they are genetically closer and that is attractive.What do you think of my hot take?
>>538582294Elves are gay, you are gay.
>>538585668The face of pure evil.
>>538582294That’s why elves were made for imps
Why did the talisman show sex in the burial route when it's supposed to show danger?
>>538555770He'd do a great job because he's a conniving faggot.
>>538572691>while no complainer has bothered to code something half-decent themselvesHey fuck you, I made the 4:3 mod AND I'm a drawfag, so we haven't lost everybody.
>>538577489>My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.Genuinely a great fucking line, something worthy of an epitaph. Of all the CDi quotes to meme, I don't know why this one gets made fun of the most.
>>538573959TOES
Bpeмя pyccких cюpпpизoвhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UnQDN7Xt3PI
>>538591616
>grow up in crushing mental-illness-causing poverty.>have dreams of being escaping his hell of a family through good grades>finally get into college>English majorwhy did andrew do this? Is he stupid?
>>538592546>escaping his hell of a family by entering a new hellmasochism
>>538592546Like his mother, Andrew is incredibly fucking stupid and enjoys making life miserable for himself and others around him.
>>538592546Andrew would've been fixed if he got molested
>>538593058desu i don't think andrew enjoys misery in the way a Dostoevsky character does. his misery is from pure fear and suppression.>>538593471trvke. He probably wouldn't have thought incest was so taboo and it would've helped him mentally integrate his attraction to Ashley better. Or maybe he would have gone the other way and swore to never inflict that on someone else and his attraction to Ashley would cause him 10x more pain. who knows.
>>538593471>>538594401Is it thirdie hours again?
>>538594568no I am up late studying for an exam and am distracting myself by posting
>>538594073your filename reminded me of a songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgA8nqXD9dM
julias hairy festering stinky asshole
>>538597080Julia washes her ass you retard
>>538591660>"Damn, she's probably going to be up all night...">remembers that she sleeps on the other side of the apartment.>"Meh, Andrew's problem."
>>538597316kek
>>538592546Back in the day having even an English degree was evidence to employers that you weren't mentally retarded. The problem nowadays is that anyone can get a degree.
>>538594073Ashley should get into a loving relationship with Julia as a way to keep her from stealing Andrew
Thinking about how if I had a sister I could be falling asleep every night nestling my nose into her armpits. Of course, one can do this with any woman, related or otherwise, however my boysmelle is seriously just fucking nice and salivating. My armpits smell really nice no homo, so I imagine my hypothetical sister would also have an extremely pleasant armpit smell.
>>538550345Actually, free in this context means free as in freedom, not free as in "win a free beer". It is for this reason that the FOSS community often uses the word libre instead of free. Free and open source software does not necessarily come without charge; in fact, at the time this game takes place, the most popular Linux distribution would've been Red Hat Linux, a libre operating system that was simultaneously a paid product.
>>538573001these people love making shit up
>>538597316The game could be renamed "Andrew's problem".
>>538600021Ashley should get into a loving relationship with Andrew as a way to keep Julia from stealing him.Oh wait lol
>>538602836Can people who read sheet music just look at this stuff and hear music mentally?
>>538603350can people who read words just look at words and hear what they sound like mentally?
>>538603350It's from a family guy clip. Ashley has Stewie's voice in the sound version.
>>538592546He already had a job as an accountant during college so he must have done something right
>>538607518I get the feeling that was an under the table position doing things his official job title wasn't meant to be doing, because he sure as shit isn't qualified. He also didn't seem to have any intention of going down that career path and seemed to absolutely hate that sort of job/worklife.
I believe in the marriage of Andrew and Ashley ending.
>>538600713>boysmellMy familiarity with faggot terminology is weak at best, but this just sounds like some shit you dragged back from /lgbt/ with you.
>>538608438I think that's a term women have for the natural smell of guys that aren't filthy. But that anon is definitely a faggot with a smell fetish and should be summarily executed.
>>538589739Based, sometimes I feel like I'm arguing with Brick Walls when I try to point out how certain moments from meme games are unironically good.
>>538608787>This is very Nietzschean>Are you stupid, this isn't Nietzschean at all. Have you even read Nietzsche?>No, have you?>No.Imagine this exchange but for everything and it starts making sense. I think my favorite one is the canned "1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual" as if mass surveillance was a noteworthy message of the book.
>>538608406I think he was a clerk and Nemlei had an ESL moment. According to Jewgle the Finnish word for accountant is also used for data entry drones and other such people, but if the Finnanon is still here he may tell that I'm wrong. Worth mentioning English isn't my first language either.
>>538608581I'm not gay, I just smell nice and would rather sniff a woman who smells like this.
>>538609547>I'm not gay I just want to sniff a woman that smells like a manYou aren't a real person.
>>538609646Human-perceptible pheromones don't exist you retard
>>538609680Whatever you say, homo.
>>538609071>Nemlei had an ESL momentReminds me of when the narrator specifically pointed out a ballpoint pen. This could be because Nemlei is a holocaust denier, butt it could also be because the Finnish word for "pen" and "pencil" are both kynä. So, if you need to specifically identify a pen as a pen, you would instead describe what TYPE of pen it is. The common biro is thus a "kuulakärkikynä" in Finnish.
>>538607518>He already had a job as an accountant during collegeCorrect me if I'm wrong, but the ONLY time "accountant" is mentioned is during the "test" in Cliffhanger where the answer is "false." As far as I'm aware, we have absolutely no concrete evidence to suggest what Andrew's part time job actually was.
>>538610582His current full-time job should be his sister's butthole-tonguer.
>>538610582being a part time accountant is kinda sus too isn't it. I mean is that even a real position? who hires accountants part time? And I'm guessing andrew doesn't have a CPA or whatever the euro equivalent of it is.
https://x.com/hinakadan/status/1965250286278398301
>>538610582It's false because he's on the run and no longer a student or holding down a job, not because he never did those things.
>>538611931I can confirm that sisters are like this
>>538612025I keep odd hours because I sleep like shit under ideal circumstances and don't have to work, and I will literally lie in bed having to piss like a racehorse because I don't want to wake her up.
>>538610947sure, because it's a lot of time consuming dumb labor like dealing with invoices that is just slightly more than data entry. Mostly because retards order one pen, which creates multiple invoices. Then accounting needs to process all those invoices and they are wasting time, thats why they rather hire part time accountants who are mostly students
How did her shoes come back on?
>>538612025My sister complains that I go to piss at 3AM
>>538621619>ANDREW WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SLEEPING SISTER'S FEET?Wanking
>>538618838patriot.
>>538612115You know how you could fix that? Sleep in different beds like a 1950s couple.
>>538624285>Sleep in different beds like a 1950s couple.Lots of couples sleep in different beds, especially when you reach an advanced age
>>538624285cuck
>>538548938Unironically what would make CoffinOS a good operating system?
>>538625517Not being programmed by Nemlei
>>538625517Ever heard of ReactOS? Basically, be that but Coffin themed, and released in a fucking timely manner.
Maybe if we all beat Minesweeper we can manifest a devlog...
>>538625683>inb4 nemlei
>>538625517I looked this up one time, and all I found was old Commodore software.
Oh no, not me, I never lost controlYou're face to face with the man who sold the world
OVER THEREOVER THERESEND THE WORDSEND THE WORD OVER THERETHAT THE YANKS ARE COMINGTHE YANKS ARE COMINGTHE DRUMS RUM-TUMMING EVERYWHERE
>>538629367WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICANS!!
Dog brothers
>>538631491cat sisters
>>538630919This general will remain dead until the next large update, sorry anon
>>538632701>until the next large updateYou mean the Halloween devlog, trust the plan
>>538632825As a parent I would still boot them both out if I caught my son cleaning out his sister's ears. Equal disappointment as if I caught them fucking.
>>538631491My sister says I have golden retriever energy, which is pretty good, right? Maybe I can elope with her one day.
>>538633568your sister thinks you're docile lmao
>>538633816Is that okay if she's a dominatrix? Don't ask how I know about her sexual proclivities because it's actually a really boring tale(s).
>>538633568
>>538548194I poured cereal into a bowl and my brain thought it was fucking Minesweeper. I'm instinctively cautious of corners and have started associating objects with numbers. it's like the Tetris effect, only terrifying.
>>538211130Always be racist in front of your sister. Rationally and without shame or cowardice. She may feign disagreement at first, but she'll always know deep down that you'll keep her safe from imps, snow sprites, and other hussic species. Once she's certain she has this brotherly security mechanism, she'll start saying wicked stuff of her own. This is true sisterpsychology btw, but the hussy media won't tell you that.
>>538633568She fuck dogs, anon. Read between the lines
>>538601567>Free doesn't mean free
>>538637257I mean it does, since one of the FREEDOM rights is to redistribute it
>>538637257>Incest ain't free. The tar soul must emerge within after offering sufficent sacrificies, the brother its a deciever and not part of the deal, this is my realm ok?? We must continue...t. ???
>>538637427You're still paying for it though. No reason to fuck around with layman's terms just to make it more confusing. >Paid Redistributabledoes not mean the same as>Paid Freeto anyone with common sense. Fuck your mental gymnastics.
>>538637257Free means freedom! Most free software DOES happen to be free of charge, but that's completely coincidental because free software is about the freedom to:>run the software for any purpose (eg use it for commercial purposes)>study the source code, and modify it >redistribute copies of the software>redistribute modified copies of the software If a piece of software doesn't meet all 4 criteria, then it's not free software, and it has nothing to do with whether it's free of charge.>>538637427GOG has shown you can successfully sell software without any DRM and still be highly profitable. Nothing is stopping people from redistributing copies of Cyberpunk 2077 and the like apart from "but it's illegal", yet the game is still a massive success on GOG because people like to reward good will. Furthermore, the original source of the software always has the greatest claim to reliable, malware-free copies of the file, adding more incentive to purchase from them instead of simply pirating. Likewise, there are multiple commercial Linux distributions that enterprises still pay for as proof of ownership entitles them to direct technical support.
>>538638546
Nerds
>>538638546GOG is barely exposed to any risk. A developer sells a game, GOG gets 30%, and then they have to expend tens of gigabytes of uplink internet bandwidth to let a user download it. This is a laughably secure business model. It probably also indicates a market failure, since the service of GOG is absolutely not worth that 30%.Compare this with the game developer, who puts in millions of dollars to make a game that no one is guaranteed to buy. Of course they will care more about piracy.
Kit9 has informed me that after refactoring the entire codebase to fix the infamous car bug (where Kavinsky Nightcall failed to during the car cutscenes), Coffin will be rereleased under GPL 2.0!
>>538640426>Of course they will care more about piracy.Pirates were never going to buy it in the first place, so DRM is pointless (not to mention it goes against the 0th rule of free software).
>>538640426Nemlei already have enough money to sustain Kit9. At long term, Steam and all the jewish ruled platforms are just not viable. The fans are just cattle, so they may as well control how things play out on their favor, and make them submit to any other place where they can keep going foward with the development as intended. If Nemlei changes even a single line of dialogue to adjust to policies, she failed, and this game will be worthless at the end.
>>538629367UN-CLE SAMMIE HE NEEDS THE INFANTRYHE NEEDS THE CAVALRYHE NEEDS ARTILLERYAND THEN BY GODWE'RE ALL OFF TO GERMANYGOD HELP KAISER BILL
>>538640176shut up, dork
>>538640765In the study "Revenue effects of Denuvo digital rights management on PC video games", which analysed how the courses of Steam sales of video game protected by Denuvo related to how late they are cracked, researcher William M. Volckmann II concluded that in the studied games, the cracking of Denuvo causes a mean loss of 15% in sales.
https://x.com/evilmako/status/1965801193927831794
>>538641994God I wish I was Andrew so bad.
>>538641851Yeah, the idea that piracy doesn't effect sales is moralfagging. I pirate shit all the time and I have no problem admitting that I would pay for it if piracy was impossible. Sometimes you have to live with being the baddie
>I--I like pirates!
>>538641994Controversial take but I think a little fat on the tummy is sexy.
>>538643924
>>538633568Is she white
>>538624285>fixThere's nothing to fix, it's my choice.
>>538644571When the belly exceeds the tits, she's too fat.
>>538644571Renee wouldn't tolerate Ashley getting fat like Connie and would immediately beat Andrew for failing to put her on a diet.
>>538644571Diabeteshley is utterly disgusting and should be shamed for its weight.
>>538651074No-tits Noass.
>>538651117Better flat and fit than a fat piece of shit.
>>538651276>fitYeah, fit in an oven.
>>538651335And you'd certainly know your way around an oven right?
>>538651461I would, as a matter of fact. My ancestors proudly stuffed snow sprites in ovens.
>>538651560And ate them? I know, I can tell by the bellies haha!
>>538651630You can't eat water, dumb sprike.
>>538651679And yet you keep coping to fatdrew about how it's all just water weight! Curious!
>>538651820>fatdrewGross. Sisters are allowed to be chubby, brothers should be in decent shape to protect his sister as well as provide the endurance necessary to... account for other sisterly needs.
>>538651074>>538651276>>538651461>>538651630>>538651820Yule its so lucky
>>538651995
>>538643924The only fat allowed is on my tits, silly.
>>538652087certainly not on her butt
>>538652878Ashley is not a pig.
Making Ashley fat is just as character assassinating as Renee x Andrew and i'm tired of fatfags getting a pass.
>>538654251Ashley getting fat wouldn't be out of character, she seems like the NEET type who was happy in that apartment. If she had unlimited ice cream she'd probably overeat.
>>538654548Mayhaps
Ashley has that genetic ability to eat like a dumpster, but never put on any weight. Like Asmongold.
>>538657307Asmon doesn't eat a lot he just eats like shit, his famous steaks are paper thin and two of those in butter are like 200 calories. Dr Pepper? 150 calories per can.
Post more panties
>>538106304God damn it, now I’m wondering if all the Jihadley edits were done unironically now.Allah forgive me.
>>538106304>>538659703You faggots are cringe, nazi shit was edgy 5-10 years ago.
>>538660045I was referring to the Iraqi phone poster. Not the obvious wiki edit.
>"My vibrator arrived today and i just came using it for the first time and omg it was so fucking good :333"
>>538661639Ashley would never.
Stick.
>>538661751She would say it casually, forget and then act creeped out if Andrew ever mentions the dildo.
>>538663959That's so cuuuuuuute! I need Coffin merch yesterday. I demand my ??? plushie.
>>538666643I would kick him around like a soccer ball
>>538666790I'd mount him on the headboard so he has to sit there and watch me and my sister watch movies.
>>538666790We need a ??? hackey sack. Maximum ??? abuse and late 90s-early 00s vibes.
WHO IS IT>>>/pol/515373654
>>538670116Not me. I condemn political violence.
>>538664473Stickley
>>538670116Not me. I only support political violence against my opposition.
>>538608950Brave New World is a far more realistic dystopia anyways
I said post more panties!
>>538671915With pleasure
>>538670994Ashley is never not cute.
Ashley gets mogged by her brother
>>538673404False
>>538676605>says she's sometimes not cute>posts cute
>>538677082Sorry I became illiterate for a second
>>538678508This would never have happened if Ashley's talents had been nurtured and she got a degree in mathematics
>>538670116Can't be me. Politics are for retards.
>>538678926>Politics are for retards.this is 4chan, we're ALL retards here
>>538679242Nah, that's just you
>>538670116ASHLEY WHAT DID YOU ASK THE DEMON TO DO
>>538681846I can't believe Jezebel commissioned Ashley to supernaturally assassinate someone
>>538681846>DEMONHey buddy, cool it with the antisemitism.
Let's see if Nems will listen
>>538684118It was executed by Snow Sprites, by the way.
>Story got turned into an entirely one sided relationshipGay.
>>538693213What
Coffintunes?
>>538693745The story was changed and now Andrew's the one who has a deep sexual obsession with Ashley with Ashley simply wanting to possess Andrew because...?
>>538695316But that's not a change.
>>538695316>The story was changedPeople really need to stop saying this.
>>538695920All the claims about retconning are pure cope from haggots and Andrew apologists. Never before have I seen a game BTFO its own pseud audience so hard, Nemlei has genuinely topped MGS2 in this respect.
>>538694748https://youtu.be/mIhI23gBBPQ
