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THE GOAT
Woah
>>538619304Reminder to use Cheat Engine and play at x2 or x3 for better experience and avoid burnout
>>538619360She's not a goat she's a horse.
Things I slurped today:>1 glass of water>2 medium Dr Peppers>1 glass of iced tea>1 can of canned thai iced tea>1 glass of milkYour response, doomkeks?
>>538619419what it do?
How's your fan count?
>>538619419dont do this, steam literally detects ce
>>538619451faster gameplay could cut down a single run in half or even more
>>538619436>not one but two entire sodasOk Oguri.
>>538619478Almost at 200m. All manual play. Probably could be 250m if I didn't give up when inspirations/failures were bad.
>>538619419Is CE still bundled with shovelware
>>538619436Fat fuck
Mambo
>>53861947820m per dayI'm in Eden and use CE
Reminder that you're facing against people cranking out at least 50x the number of runs you are per day in CM finals thanks to cheats and it's best to just give up.
remember
Winning the triple crown and then sexing your trainee at the hot springs is the best.
>>538619436I had>half a bottle of vanilla coke>a few sips of orange juice>an entire bottle of chocolate milkNot in that order
>>538619478That depends fluctuates on whether I'm ace making or parent farming
>>538619436I only drink water and milk
The 54th 戸塚記念, an SpI (a local grade one race) dirt race held at Kawasaki racecourse is about to start. Come watch young dirty hors of Kanto do their best.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jcbmSQZBgY4
>launch uma>runs like ass>its bogging down my SSD like crazy and freezes my PC for a solid minutewhat the fuck is going on
>>538619601mambo
>>538619478I play 20 hours a day in career just doing 1m runs, probably keep that up for the rest of the month.
>>538619898How do you have enough TP?
How do people manage to bot/play 15+ runs a day. I'm not talking about the time. I'm talking about TP. Do they seriously spend carrats on that?
I see the demoralizers are here in force today
>>538619601>>538619886more like manko
>>538619873
>>538619926carat
>>538619436I think you are slowly killing your livers
So lemme get this straight. Right before the Taurus cup Grass Wonder died. Right before the Gemini cup Haru Urara dies. Can someone explain why Cygames STILL insists on this literally cursed accelerated release schedule?
>>538619757Do you think your trainee performs better when the reward is babymaking?
>try the game>so many chestnuts and redheadsReminder - the rustier the roof the wetter the basement
>>538619873did you check your ssd health?
I raised Taishin for Gemini and after seeing her performance in rooms I'm completely blackpilled on this CM.
>>538619865NIGHT OF FIRE
>>538620001doto is going to die before cm3...
>>538620056its less than a year old
>>538620054trainer's official onaholes
>>538620061Lets see the ace
>>538620054children
>>538620061If it makes you feel better Taishin is actually meta for cm3
>>538620152
BROS
>>538620194children dont look that sexy anon those are women
>>538620061She's clearly inferior to Goldship Her skills activate much later than Goldship and you always get 2nd place at best
i don't want to do debuffer runs anymore
>>538620061Should've read the Korean wiki brother
>>538620218It's missing a gold recovery
less than 35 hours... im not ready
>>538620218Might as well have just taken sleeping lion bro
>>538620218>Bought uniques>Only 1 gold recoveryNo wonder
>>538620218uhm... your hp?
>>538620218>ONE recovery>had sleeping lion in the poolNot sure what you expected.ALSO>level 6 nemesisYou disgusting whale
>>538620291It's not. She just auto loses the 15% of the time maestro doesn't activate.
>>538620001Even worse>Grass died on 8/8>Urara died on 9/9Brace yourself for 10/10
is it true you need like 900 stam for medium races with one golden recovery?I don't really get the stat requirements in this game and frankly I feel like its absurd to get these numbers unless you are super lucky or have whale level cardsthat and god forbid you ever get good enough sparks so I feel extremely defeated by this shitpic related
>>538620218That Teio step will really pay you dividends
Atleast Haru can meet Rice again
>>538620356That'a why you get 2 gold recoveries retard
>>538620375Medium is 1k and one recovery, or 1k+2 recoveries as safe. Id assume you came too late for kitasan so yeah,youre gonna suffer.
>>538620052>Neicha is permanently drenched down thereH-hot
>>538620218Is this an average metafag? LMAO
B+ is humiliating I literally cannot make better horses than that
>>538620403>againThey never met. Rice was dead by the time Haru was born.
>>538620375i find that heavily exaggerated
HELIOS ARIVED
>>538620270Can I have a link
>>538620497Just witmax bro
>>538620458no I have kitasan but just the one because I had extreme bad luck and had to get the kita as my spark for that bannerI feel like maybe I should just give up and work on getting good parents only and not even try to do good in CMs and trials
>>538620403Sorry Anon, but horses don't show a lot of sympathy towards shintoism so the afterlife in Japan is reserved to humans and deer
>>538620497If you rolled on cards you should have MLB Kitasan Sweep and Flash by now or at least extremely close to MLB on those 3 cards even as free to play
>>538620110If you're using win 11, it's probably dead. There was an update like a month or two ago that was killing ssd.
I am free!!
>>538620667>1* groundworkit's not gonna proc bwo
>>538620547>work on getting good parents only and not even try to do good in CMs and trialsI came to the exact same conclusion just earlier this week. Even my luckiest runs can't hold up to others with multiple MLB SRs and/or MLB Kitasan. I started late so I don't even have the welfare Spe card. We're in this together, bwo.
>>538620667Your pto, bro?
I’ve kind of been slacking but I’ll start on my ace gold ship now. For my last speed card, should I use MLB Taishin or 3LB King Halo?
so many people here have too much speed and not enough stamina and will job in the finals. you need 1200 stam MINIMMUM
>>538620218>he got gaslighted into lone wolf>>538620482That is an average whale. He had to pull her what, 4-5 times to max her out. That IS a lvl 5 Taishin.>>538620547I do hope its mlb at least. Otherwise reroll would be more prudent. I do wish i had Spe though, gourmand is great.>>538620667P good. Got this one myself this morning.
>>538620667EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODEcongrats, Spe is a great Suzuka parent
>>538620717haha same I dont have the welfare spe eitherdo we know if that event is ever going to rerun or not?would be a shame if its gone forever from our grasps just because we weren't day one playersalso tranfering all my useless not 3 star spark umas right now to free up some space in the uma stables
>>538620227So did you win?It's almost impossible to lose an Urara run tbqh
>>538620820stonetoss is better at making political cartoons than normal cartoons desu
>>538620749King halo is really good but Taishin has great hints, especially that debuff.
>>538620820They'll make older events replayable after 1.5 anni or so I've read. We'll have our SRs at MLB by then so it won't be of much use anyway.
>10:17You guys hurt this umatuber’s feewings :( https://youtu.be/c-d2K8iv6YE?si=_c3NaV9Yvib-3d0u
How's this deck for CM3?
>>538620218>>538620218>(you) get the perfect run>(you) fuck it up by not getting a second gold stam skillUnfortunately whaling doesn't increase intelligence
>>538620218>1 >Uno>Single>Gold recovery on a 3200m trackLmao
>>538620976>unironically watching gachaslop youtube shit>unironically bringing it over here>unironically thinking anyone cares
>>538621021Got a Tazuna, even at 0? tails + concentration.
I paid a umatuber to free up their follow slot
Not being able to carry the pity rate to the next banner is really jewish ngl
>>538621159in cygames land, only roll if you have spark
>>538619865>barely get to see any of the ingame nighttime races because they're all dirt
>>538620218>Nemesis lvl 6>1 gold recovery
>>538621114I do. Who do I swap her out for?
I want to feed this old man burgers
In a week's time I'll have 90 clovers and no Seiun
>>538621135You're gonna have to keep paying to keep the slot you know.
>>538620528https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94%20%ED%94%84%EB%A6%AC%ED%8B%B0%20%EB%8D%94%EB%B9%84/%EC%9D%B4%EB%B2%A4%ED%8A%B8/%EC%B1%94%ED%94%BC%EC%96%B8%EC%8A%A4%20%EB%AF%B8%ED%8C%85/1%ED%9A%8C%EC%B0%A8It's got the whole thing laid out. You can see how accurate it is/was for yourself
I think I'm gonna make it.
>>538621269So hecking chonker, lemme retweet this
>>538621135How much? And what was the borrow?
>>538620218>potential lv5, five star Taishin>Unironically gets THE "ASS" aptitudes>Goes for uniques instead of an extra gold recoveryStay strong, payGOD, maybe you won't run into any debuffers
>>538620976We only watch the American 100% winrate tuber around here
>use all my slop sklls to make a Haru tribute>it's not very goodI tried my best.
>>538621135why would you do that?
>>538620879The tug of war one is the funniest online comic anyone has ever posted so yeah that checks out
>>538620879nah I like his off shoot comics like this because he is atleast not being as big of a cringelord>>538620968I am still trying to save for christmas oguri after I got my seiun skygonna admit I didnt even really want her but I wanted to unlock the outfits on my other umas so I rolled and got her in 50 pulls so I'm happyand yes I know I could have used my goddess statues but I was running out of those too kek
>>538621309Bombing the Cygames servers right now
>>538621348That's what counts.
>>538621332why is bro doing that dead raid instead of helping with GW
>looking at the timeline to plan my sparks>pic related gets rerun 4 fucking times in a yearjesus christ.
You can still spin the bingo wheel for a few more days right?
>>538621245I would replace bourbon. Helios is quite mediocre as well, she has no training effectiveness but she has the speed eater as a hint.Your wit SR is also one of the mediocre ones, people usually run Sunday or Daiwa there.Where you gonna get your groundworks from?
Student council WHORES
haru urara just got reincarnated
>>538621501Maruzensky was paying tracen to shill her because no one was taking her dried eggs
>>538621526yes
>>538619963$50 is like 170 runs broits cheap
>>538621579What's Brian's position in the SC?
i feel like you guys forget this game has no regional price
the yakuza got me
>>538621305While there's no handy infographics this has a much better outline of what to expect than any doc or image I've seen even though it's MTL. Thanks anon.
>>538620267If it's for Long CM, give up on Natie since 3/4 of her kit get fucked, and start using EVIL BAKUSHIN.Runs are piss-easy to do, and you get 99% of a perfect Natie's debuff power.
>>538621570I thought of running Fuji because she had summer runner and mile skills. Daiwa is only LB3, and Sunday has no LB at all. I do have MLB Tachyon and Fuku though.I'm getting my groundworks from parents.
Can't wait for summer Maru
Wait wit training restores energy that's OP
So who are the three front runners to bring for CM3?
>>538619304Just here to pay my respects to UraraF
>>538621817Air groove is almost as easy (sometimes jobs ura tho) and has guaranteed 2 end closer debuffs
>>538620976bro really took that image made in paint seriously and said "w-we aren't regurgitating the tranny document I-I'm a JP/KR veteran" lmao, truly an "I've been found out" moment
>>538621848seiun, pasa and summer maruzensky
>>538615478@cock translate this pls
>>538621848Silence Suzuka, Maruzensky, Bakushin
Anyone has the exact parameters for CM3's track?I need to know which green skills might be worth it.
>>538620021Locking down a trainer for marriage and babymaking is the primary motivation of most umas, and sex is the most effective way of achieving that.
>>538621801Of particular note is the bit where it says "The Korean server eventually came to realize Gold Ship was better than Taishin for CM2". You'll have to mangle your way through the mtl but it's pretty solid. Also dojuma = front runner
yet another fenomenal thread, /uma/
>>538621670Food tester
>>538621305
>>538621735What'd you post?
i wanna cuddle with twin turbo
>>538621830Imo you could, its still a gamble.Here is my TM daiwa for mile.
>>538621735slopbro...
>>538620607Damn I guess I hate the Japanese now
>>538621974It's the Victoria Mile Race but the track condition is "Good" instead of "Firm"
>>538621908I recommend Bakushin mostly because everyone has her. Any front sprinter should do the trick.
>>538621735This is why I always save the porn I like
>>538621195Globalbabs will get their dirt update soon enough. It only took us a year before they implement more dirt races.
>>538622071Reverse bunnysuit Almond Eye I didn't even post the nude version
>>538622203Post it here NOW
>>538622203post it here
>>538622042Don't forget.
>>538621670Muscle. All 3 of them are intimidating as fuck anyway.
>>538622203Well that's too bad, but at least you upload it to catbox and share it with us
>>538622179Thanks.So Wet/Spring/Cloudy?
I am ready for CM2.
>>538621985Felt like reading a prophecy. At least I'll be better prepared here onwards...
>>538622195Bro whats with these jockeys they keep falling on their asses
>>538622395anon nyoooooooooo
>>538622286Wet/Summer/Sunny/Left Handed/Standard Distance
This good for CM3? I have it at 0lb and it seems to have decent hints and hint rates
>>538619419Wait is this how people are getting 9* seiun 1 minute after she releases
>>538622395>tokyobwo....
is there a faster way to grind this other than bakushin and auto event cards
>>538622395Another victim to the stammaxx agenda
>>538622482Yeah see>>538619419
>>538622309i wish king appeared more in urara's career, i had no idea they were friends
>>538622175What is her problem?
>>538622395>1000/1000>684 power>no spurt>A in track>tokyo
>>538622475ToKyoKyoToIt's the same city, just a different entrance.
>>538622225>>538622230I posted it two months ago but herehttps://files.catbox.moe/0zrcl4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/g0f4gx.png
>>538622530they're dorm roommates
>>538622573hot
>>538622620right?? and king dotes on urara?? AND I DIDN'T KNOW THIS UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO?????????its so cute and i almost missed it
>>538621309I couldn't force myself to do more than 400k to max out the useless SSR card. It's going to be so much more bearable later in the game's life.
>>538622573Is this slop?
17 years old
What's her disability?
>>538621670Fluffer
>>538621305?????
the great taurus purge happened and now we're approaching the gemini cleansing
>>538622453ye
>>538622286
What does a Uma's armpit smell like?
>>538622790you guys are so fucked
>>538622731female + cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw
I will always aim for group B
>>538622731Ugly
Teio!
>>538622790>winter runnerDevious
>>5386224530 specialty priority so it's shit for stats
>>538622731ugly hair
>>538622731she has a penis
This is my Bronze Ship. Say something nice about her.
>>538622790>Firm conditions, cloudy days, winter runner>Iron will, and really any recoveries at all>Red Shift/Shootingkek, I was there when this was made and it still cracks me up but people who refuse to do their own research get what they deserve
>>538622970erm it has 20 THO
>>538622790I just can't see myself trying to train another fucking parent this time with Mile sparks I'm burnt out. I'll just use my long parent that has like 7* stamina.
I don't know how you guys are getting 1000 in both stats, I struggle so much to even get to a single 1000...
>>538622961Love!
if you run front El Condor Pasa, your soul will be sent to the fifth dimension and you'll live as a husk devoid of any emotion for the rest of your life
>>538622453It's core at MLB for parent runs but there are better power stat sticks like bourbon, helios, and hishi amazon
Almond's career would probably just be Mayano but worse, instead of one target(Brian), she targets everyone her trainer compliments
>>538623201sounds like an average day to me
>>538622731being the designated straight man for Gold Ship's comedy routine is a disability in itself
>>538623010Giwtwm
>>538623201>you'll live as a husk devoid of any emotion
>>538623201I will run her as pace (as god intended) in case my two front runners shit the bed
>TP 97/100>Career status - pre-debut
I'm running two debuffers (End + Late) and a King Halo (Late) ace in CM3. And King Halo will finish 1st and win the platinum trophy. Because that's what a first-rate umamusume does.
>>538622573Ah, I had a feeling you were the Mayano sparks artist, I thought they would have nuked that too but I guess they can't read english.
>Cancer CupCan this one get me Gold title from bracket B or not?I'm having less and less patience for CM farming so not "good enough" is the only objective.
>>538623173two stamina cards four speed cards then have your Uma have 20% stamina bonus
>Run another 2 CM rooms>All 3 of my horses are soundly obliteratedFantastic. Time for bed, good night /uma/
>TP 100/100>RP 5/5
>>538622457Thats impossible but it could be like 15 mins if they're lucky on the 1st attempt since shes a frontrunner
Will you win CM3 with Urara as a tribute?
>>538622731larping
wtf she got dual gold sparks
>>538623392I'd say so, she's like a 6/10
>>538623392If you watched your team trials you would note that Cancer mile is all about gorrilion skill activations and timings.You got no groundworks, nor tail held high.
>>538623397I try this and I get fuck all rainbows every single damn run. It's fucked. 1 or maybe 2 in Speed if I'm lucky.
>>538623173The secret recipe is having four speed cards at or near MLB
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALLOWED TO GIVE YOU STATS INSTEAD OF SKILL HINTS IN FUCKING JUNIOR YEAR
>>538623392you get gold from getting 2nd in group A now, no reason to sandbag into group B
>>538623392That's a platinum cancer
she is going to wake up with all her holes violated. come join me. I get first dip though. Then you get your turn on her. Then I will fuck (you)
I was so close... Yet so far away
>>538623556I don't think the average player will be finishing career with enough skill points and discounts to do that if they are not witmaxxing.
>>538619436
wow people really resonated with haru urara and projected the anime meme girl with the horse because they are losers irl too. the horse actually got kidnapped by a person who exploited her fame much like what cygames is doing. its sad that the horse never got to taste freedom and got forced fed milk cattle feed till it died.
>>538623449She can't contain herself. She NEED to fail those 4% training NOW.
Really?
>>538623712Mile doesnt need staminamaxxing, you can race for points alot more.
>>538623739Your video was in my recommended feed but I'm not going to watch it because you shilled it here.
>want way too many good skills in my deck>speed card skills are mostly mediocre right now>decide to run just kitasan>every other run is a clock eaterI'm being way too greedy
i fucking HATE the old grandma windbag pose she is doing YOU ARE 14 YEARS OLD STOP ACTING LIKE YOU WERE BORN IN 1950
I wonder if people realize that CM3 ace grinding will be as bad, if not worse. Instead of needing long S and spurt, you'll need mile S, groundwork, left handed, summer, 1 more green skill.
Is building Smart Falcon for CM3 a huge meme?
Digitan LOVE
>>538623871Cute 14 year old wife!
>>538623809>RacingYou should be replacing your stamina turns with power turns instead no? Pretty sure the ideal statline is 1200/600/1200 so if you honse has no innate power growth you still need to be hitting power decently often, even if speed also trains power.
>>538623739get a job nigger
>>538623893and rng will be a much bigger factor during the races. The seethe will be amazing
ToT
>>538623739this is probably bait but if you knew anything about horses domestication is really the best path for their kind, assuming your definition of freedom is to be a wild animal, at that age even.
>>538623871>>538623974>14yoproofs??
>>538624023Tannhauser would never
>training for open league because giving up for graded>somehow gets a 1000/1000 goldshi, very rare for f2p shitter like me>can only learn maestro before hitting B cap>wastes 1k skills pointsI might be an idiot, whatever
>>538623871Ara ara maa maa
>>538623995Eh, depends on how many power cards and parents you use.This was only Oguri SSR run for sparks (i didnt get any).
>>538624043i bet the farm knew deep down haru uraras pen was dogshit as well
>>538624023ToTenhauser
>>538623871Matikanefukukitaru makes that same pose when winning non goal races
>>538623893>summer runneralready on my Fuji Kiseki MLB card, which gives it to me at +3>left handedmy ace has it innate>one more starting skillkitasan black gives focus and Seiun Sky has savvyyour move
Schlorping all the gaslit knowledge so I can spread misinformation
>>538623871
global killed haru urara
>>538624127>If your honse has no innate power growthsVodka has 20% power, which is equivalent to having an extra power card in your deck
>>538619304What does Urara taste like?
>>538624295>Nutri-score>that price number fontthis is a lidl
>>538624282Well, then i guess you run 3 speeds, two power+ tazuka. Maybe wit can be cut down to around 400.
>>538624295Would Tachyon meat be drugged?
>Information from Facebook clout chasers who do not play the game and posted misinformation because they "really hated weebs" or some shit
today the uma gods decided to give me an ace contender for both of the horses I was training as aces for cancerway ahead of schedule
>>538624445yeah i laughed when i saw that reddit post
>>538621485Yes. I wonder if 4chan will compress this too much.
>>538621501>Gain Training Effectiveness (5) per every level of the current training facilityJFC
>>538624295Loss
No horny!
>>538624503The destruction of Mare Lamentorum has been the best thing to happen to /xivg/ ever
>>538624545holy slop
>>538624575Teio marriage!
>>538624503Maybe I'll play this game...
Is the latest scenario always the best one for ace training? I know URA stays relevant for parent farming because of the scenario spark, but when Aoharu releases will I never use URA to train my ace again?
>>538623374they didn't specify which one it was so i had to guess delete
>>538624686you can't have a cunny player character, there are hebe worl npcs sure, but...
>>538624678Was that ring bought on Temu or something
>>538624708next one has 1300 stat cap sooooooooo
if urara died and the only thing that changed was her diet then yeah the grass killed her. its basic science
>>538624768Maybe I don't play this game...
>>538624580The worst part of being a night owl in the US is having to experience India and SEA's prime hours
umamusume is turning into witgame
>convince dancho to genocide all the afks and replace them with actual players>club skyrockets from B to A+>...but I'm at the bottom 5 now
I guess growing older isn't science.
>>538624958You are getting kicked next month
>ines fujin card has slipstream playtime's over and speed eaterYeah im gutsmaxxing my mile parents
>be me, read that vitamin c dechlorinates water>so many experts online agree>use that to dechlorinate fish tank instead of the regular stuff>fish die the next dayNOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT THE VITAMIN C I PROMISE ITS NOT MEEEEEE
why is King Halo's legwear so sexy?
>>538625005t. Urara's owner
I want to know the truth do pace and end need 3 gold recovery or just 2.I dont know what Im doing anymore. Please help
WHERE ARE THE LOLIS? WHY ARE LOLICONS STARVED? THIS IS BULLSHIT. NO RICE SHOWER DOESN'T COUNT.
If front sets the pace, wouldn't everyone else have to keep up to not get gapped? Which means they'll use up the same stamina throughout until the last spurt. How does an end closer need less stam that a pace chaser when it has more distance to cover?
>>538625126Pace needs 3End needs 2 but if they are unreliable like cooldown/sleeping lion/bofa you will want 3 to be safe
>>538624958And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out
FUCKTEIO
pick one
>>538624708mostly
>>538625160Die.
I think we should start posting cropped porns
>>538625192because different positions have different hard coded stamina consumption values, even when they run at the same speed.
>>538624445>>538624496?>look inside>flip doing retarded shitWish I could nuke this shithole into oblivion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bycYxJ_c1Z0Holy ASMR... So comfy.
Just a little bit more.
>>538625160We are the ones to always suffer. They are too scared of our power.
>>538624445SEAbook really is something else.
>>538620218did you get gaslit into thinking pdm was a real strat
>>538625548teio torture...
>>538625464your 250 carats bwo...?
>>538621817Evil Bakushin has one debuff skill and it’s against fronts lol
Umalator says left is better than right. Is that really the case?
>>538625389>no Seiun, No FalconI'm just bricked?
>>538625160Nishino and Sweep drop pretty quickly after first anniversaryAfter that its a slow drip of alts and new releases like Daiichi RubyQuality over quantity I guess.
How do the Uma run with such wide hips, fat chests, and female panties on?
>>538624023based
>top TT players have 1000+ career runsdo they abandon races en masse or is it just autoclicker?it's 5x my progress and 2x the sweats
>>538624503i hope you degenerate losers never get your plugin back
>>538625838clearly botters
>>538622395>no redshiftDid you learn nothing from Taurus cup? Accel is kingu
>finally get groundwork>no 3 green skills or even focus
>>538625389New gaslight just dropped
>>538625838they are cygames interns
>>538625838>completedAnd yes, they spend carats to play. 150 carats is 15 careers btw.
>>538625880Seiun cuck images never fail to make me smile
1%IT WAS ONE FUCKING PERCENT TO FAIL I HATE YOUDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>538625237Kita chan love
>>538624053grow up.
>>538625160We aren't getting many loli reps but try looking at the girls more like your hebe daughters than as potential wives. You'll get far more pleasure.
>>538625160What "counts" might I ask? We have a lot of girls below to 150cm mark and even a chunk below the 140cm mark. I mean I imagine it's obviously not Stay Gold or Dream Journey but from my perspective they satisfy me in that regard.
>>538626016if you had practice perfect it'd have been 0 ;)
>>538625807>female pantiesAs opposed to?
>>538624023wtf where is my fukukitaru loli? shouldve done at least 10 pages of her before doing one of any other character
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>7 days inactive fancounts or login will be kicked >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
my MUST PULLS for the next year
>>538625160Japs decided to nuke their demographics even more.
>>538626243ToT such a tiny 28 year old cunny ToT
>>538626101But Teio is 100% hebe wife material
not sure if cm2 killed my club or im just a loserregardless i enjoy just trading shoes not complaining just wondering
>>538626180Wow I just saw Teio is 150cm I'd have honestly thought she was a bit smaller.Also just browsing gametora, Mayano is shorter than Biko Pegasus.
>>538626243his hand on her butt would have been more fitting
>>538626453
brat
>>538626404>45 mil in 10 days
>>538626543womanlet Tamamo Cross...
>>538626343It's funny when you consider that all prefectures had it higher since... WW2, I think? So this is just a nothingburger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAcBETDj4pk&ab_channel=StrifeKnightWTF cygames gave haru urara liver failure and sold merch and charms of her hair for profits.
I fucking love the event bonus cards!
>>538626625It's Tamamover
>>538626243Cute
teio needs correction
Danchou!
>>538626404Thats why its a good idea to revise club rules by end of CM2 or we need a restructuring of /uma/ clubs like which club should casuals, regular players, hardcore whales go
G aptitude is basically the death sentence for trying to force an uma into a different race or run style right? Or can it be overcome for cm? I'm gonna be cooking up some memes.
What does this mean
>>538627032you can get to C then you have to spark during inspiration twice
>>538627075>he failed the taishin test
>>538627032
Nyoooo don't smell me…
>>538627075Taishin (pregnancy) test
>>538627115Can you even statue spark 3 times for S? I know its statistically improbable to get multiple rolls but will it get you there if you do?
>>538624953That's after the Aoharu rebalance update. Stat caps don't get increased until after MANT.
>>538624708new scenario is always better than the previous one, otherwise there would be no point in playing
Why is a grown ass woman like Super Creek in school?
>>538624958you're next buddy
>>538624708A new scenario would be doa if it weren't best for ace training. There are some exceptions for parent grind because of better scenario sparks and full auto but that's it.
deeeesu
>>538627075TAISHIN TESUTOOO
>>538627253her immigration papers say she is 13
>>538627254Tamamo Cross!
DON'T LET EVERYONE GASLIGHT YOU!800+ STAMINA + 3 GOLD RECOVERIES ARE ENOUGH FOR 3200M LONG COURSE!
>>538627539Is that why Nice Nature calls everyone else youngins?
>>538619304someone else noticed the oguri and kirin armor meme huh
kyun kyun
>>538627253Super Creek? No, we don't have a student by that name listed... are you sure you saw a grown woman attending our school? This is very serious, predators often try to hunt young, inexperienced toreinas who don't realize they're being played until it's too late
>>538627075I also test Taishin's tightness with my pp, yes.
umamusume is too hard
man
>>538627219I've had 3 triggers in distance before so I guess it is possible, unlikely though
>>538627075
>>538627253umas like maru, creek and rudolf are the equivalent of 20yo ngubus playing in youth academies
Teio honeymoon scenario when?
>>538626242Oh, you know...
sex with Gold Ship
>>538627801she has her brothers bro
>our rank keeps droppingAAAAIIIEEEE DANCHOU WHAT DO WE DO???https://youtu.be/dmjxX92X2h0?t=58
>DID YOU KNOW THAT IN OOMAHMOOSOOMAY
>>538627253she's 17 bwo
>>538627148She's perfect.
>>538627873Nice Nature had some good genes to live that old
As F2Poor with following cards, umas and gems who should I roll/save for?
>>538627873Huh. 35 is a long ass time for a horse.
>>538627873Go Dobel, you can beat the record!
you don't hate spechud enough
>>538627801Your Daiwa bro?
>>538628053I just can't trust any record from that long ago. I hardly trust stuff recorded now.
>>538628053Thoroughbreds tend to have shorter lifespans than workhorses too
>>538627763That sounds very scary, Umas are incredibly powerful, if one decided to they could shove a toreina down and ravage them with no way to fight back
>>538628050as a F2P you should save for your UmaWife because you're not gonna get her otherwise
>>538628053Reminder that Natie was about to run her last race with an injury but her jockey saw Rice Shower getting executed on TV and literally begged the owner to not let him race and meet the same fate
>>538627993>screencapping and digitally immortalizing your club's presence at 444Why would you do such a thing? You have just brought death unto your club.
>>538628050>Maru, Taiki, SkyI hate you
I LOVE MATIKANEFUKUKITARU!
>>538628050save for the kita rerun to 3/MLB it so that you aren't stuck perma borrowing it
>>538628236I already have my Uma wives, Taiki and Sky!>>538628306They're not that great anymore.
>>538628050support card
>>538627075it means she wants (you) to do the same with her
>>538628053Trust me, this horse... is the oldest horse in the world! I did not replace him with other horses 2 or 3 times while you weren't looking, attempting to make money off it, I swear
>>538628193>>538628216Lets see something more recent.https://youtu.be/zWw9t_jf9NM?si=ayqmZj6V61m02dTc>couldve just went there and visited himDamn shame, that sounds like fun.
should I just raise golshi even though shes not pot5
>>538627975wife
>>538628121peak femininity
>>538628457She does get +20% stamina for free
>>538628373Just one more month, paizuribros
>>538628550SEX
Say something nice about Daitaku Helios.
/uma/ has a stronger gaslighting program than the NSA
Ace bros, where we at?
>>538628439I really should go and visit some horses, even if they're unremarkable. Being a horse has to be boring
>>538628695Meisho Doto steals other girls breast size to add to her own, she must be stopped!
>>538628723sorry, I don't know nothing about her since she's not released yet
>>538627993>i'm the third most daily average fanshuh... looks like those failed gold ship run at least achieve something
>>538628397But which one>>538628365Can I get enough gems to spark the banner? It's probably the best bet as it has pasa in it
>>538628373Wife
Kitasan is not only fit, but also very smart
>>538628724/uma/ for gaslightning/wtg/ for espionage
>>538628832How old is Kitasan? Does he still actively race or did he become a stable horse for breeding?
>>538628870WTFFFFF
>>538628723she's bussin frfruncs can't fw her vibe and ts pmo ngl
>>538627075since no one answered, earthquake resistance is also pronounced taishin 耐震
ummmmmmmm
Why's everyone already farming groundwork even for? Will sMaru come before the next cm?
>>538628802Yeah, barely. But you don't have to pull on anything else.
wait... that's not a gold ship cosplay
>>538628387Fuck you, those are my 3 favourite Uma's, and I don't have any of them.
>>538628121Suzu wife!
Why are we being raided?
I think I'm burned out on the game. Can't even bring myself to complete ace training for Gemini anymore. But I can't stop playing, or else the $700 I put into this game will be a total waste. A month or two from now and any advantage that $700 investment gave me will be practically erased. I'm stuck...
A+ rank circle CunnyInc. has 3 spots availableeveryone that applies is accepted, as long as they have /uma/ in their profile so we know youre from here
>remove green woman>run goes absolutely dogshit
>>538629041Hey man you shouldn't advertise like that
>>538628723I feel like she would give great BJs
>>538629062you will get used to, it was hard for me too at the beginning
>>538629062I genuinely can't run Taishin without her.
>>538629062many such cases. green woman or ningen are super useful and important for shitters like us.
>>538628906Thank you Grass Wonder-sama
yep, gonna have to clear my cache now
>>538629062Green woman is shit run stabilizer extraordinaire
Mods ban him please
>>538629041odd timing......................
>>538628121Why does suzuka give off such an intimate feeling?
>>538629041>A+ rank>look inside
Yeah I think I'm gonna play some Helldivers now see you guys tomorrow
uhh i'll come back later
>>538629120you are not wrong
Well fuck, we are actually raided.Time for some trainings i guess.
>>538629041>as long as they have /uma/ in their profile so we know you're from hereBut I don't want to announce myself browsing the Mongolian basket-weaving forum...
>Foxy screech
why are goldship fans like this
>>538629230Canon wife
>>538628894he was born in 2012, making him 13 years old as of nowhe was retired after the 2017 in a very controversial move since nips thought he could've won more if he kept running, he became a breeding sire right after but no one wanted him since both parents were jobbers, but then his son Equinox won the best horse in the entire world award in 2023 and now he can't get a rest during mating season
yeah I think it's time to leave
>>538628241
why are danchous like this?
oh boy i hope nothing weird is happening in the thread while i was editing this comic
>>538629372>people were gaslit into thinking his genes were shit >Equinox became the best >now everyone wants his liquid gold Shit is like the Kitasan CE where people initially tried to say it was a bad card
>>538628642AIIEEE my savings are not ready
>>538629515cute!
>>538629372Equinox when in umamusume?
>>538628950Thanks!>>538628970If it makes you feel any better I'd rather have Teio than Maru...
how stupid are you to upload cp on clearnet with your ip
don't worry that much toreinasit's all just bullshit random anyway
4/2 or 3/3 for training Im conflicted
>>538629628how stupid are you to be aware that no one gives a shit for third worlder or ""israel IPs" to upload CP?
When Cygames CEO puts his own horse into the game its going to be the most busted overtuned and over the top broken Uma ever
>>538629372>a very controversial move since nips thought he could've won more if he kept runningthey did that with Gold Ship and it caused him to go out on a heartbreaking loss streak
>>538629720they do give a shit bro even for third worldies
>>538629745he won something?
>>538629795You'd be surprisedt. Actually work at my country's intelligence agency
>>538629861Did Urara?
>>538628942because seiun sky exists now. her ult + groundwork + greens = win. smaru marks the moment you stop expecting random fronts with those skills to win
>>538629861not like that matters, see ulala
>>538629919
Is normal Maru good for CM3
>>538629914>>538629921urara was cute
>>538629230Play her career and stories to find out
>>538629795How are jannies even gonna work with that, they cant just give the ip to the cops out of the blue?There has to be a court order for that?
>>538629628the people who do this stuff almost always live in Latin America, SEA, or Eastern Europe where the governments are too busy/incompetent to track down and arrest people who post CP online
>>538629795nah, we've had a couple of habitual cp posters for years in /sp/. Both south americans and still going
>>538629963yes, her last gold skills called step on the gas or something is really good but only works as pace, and she only has D in it
>>538629372>no one wanted him since both parents were jobbershuh so kitasan himself winning a lot wasn't good enough to sell his genes?
give me an uma to draw, need to dust off my tab
glowies trying hard to send you to prison bwos dont fall for it
>>538630015or it's people using israeli IPs, it's literally a huge and well known issue, proven more than once by random websites and image board people.
>>538629919so the meta is going to be all front runners now?
>>538630096ntr
>>538629613I haven't even trained Teio yet, I would gladly trade you for Maruzensky if I could.
>>538630096Suzuka
>>538630031you did? never seen one in a decade in /vg/ or /v/. or /tg/
>>538630015>everyone is dirty except amuhricainsane projection
>>538630096Digitan
>>538630096McQueen with a gigachad kpop self-insert please
>>538630096Taiki Shuttle
>>538630096opera bird
>>538630193dont browse mihoyo generals then
>>538630096my bro/wife
>>538630096
>>538630096draw a horse but dress it up like your favourite uma
>>538630316intelligent meek
Somebody please draw Meisho Doto!
>>538630096Have reference material for McQueen trainer.
>They didn't use the extension to turn on "werk tyme" which hides all imagesnewfags...
I l<3ve my wife NTR
what woud Meek do after retirement
>>538630208>latam, sea and cis is "everyone else"Insane projection
NICE N3ICHA
>>538630096cutenomeno
>>538630208Latinx spotted
>>538630420you dont need a plugin for that
>>538630208I'm not claiming that Americans don't produce/distribute CP. I'm saying that Americans aren't likely to be the ones posting CP on 4chan because that would very easily get them arrested (since the American feds are all over the site), whereas people who live outside the US would have a much easier time doing so because their own police don't have as much capacity to hunt them down.uma musume
>>538630516breed Aoi's husband
>>538630516visit Revanchol
>>538628803kidnapping isn't a prank, you know?
>>538630448NTR is hot
>>538629372Same thing happened with Tachyon btw. No one wanted his sperm until Daiwa Scarlet started winning
>>538630610hey thats me
>>538630073winning a lot matters but is not the only thing, his dad Black Tide only won a G2 and his mom had never raced so the family line was seen as weak, Kita himself was only sold for 3.5m yen which is dirt cheap
>>538630516her trainer
>>538630516Just imagine, your trainer wife bringing home her award winning mare for you to breed with.
>>538630516me
>>538630863hello? male rights?
>>538630863Meant for >>538630610
>>538630073Its like royalty, you can be Napoleon but your bloodline is still gutter shit.
Would suzuka be jealous if you kept training other girls after getting married and retiring
I got lots of CP from trading shoes
>>538630863>trainer wifeWhat makes you think I would marry a dirty ningen?
The universal right to an Uma wife.
>>538631035HAAAANKTHE FEDS
>still does not have goldship with straightway splurtFuck this CM
>>538627253I can believe that Creek & Rudolf are school-aged, heck even Ramone, but Maruzensky? That's 100% an old ass woman.
>>538630863Why would they want your semen? Horse breeding is all about having good genes.Look at you, you're ugly, weak, you got a smaller than average penis, your test count is low, you got microplastics in your balls, you spend 15 hours per day in front of a screen and have undiagnosed assburgers and autism.There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING in your genes worth passing on. Especially not for a bloodline for high performance sport.
>>538631157she's so fucking flat hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg
>>538631180the one I got had like 900 speedat that point I may as well run the 1100 speed one I have
I was gone for an half an hour the fuck happened >>538631105To guarantee an uma wife you need a trainer license, and to get a trainer license you’ll need to undergo rigorous testing to instruct on a national level Good luck
>>538631023Absolutely
>early charming>fast learner>spurtLooking good...>not a single S>starts failing 10% trainings left and right senior yearThis game is so dogshit. Just say it's 90% chance of failure.
>>538631290Club Points happened
What's more funny is when two highly successful horses mate and then the off-spring is a complete flop, retiring immediately after their debut race. Like the child Rudolf and Ramonu had together.
>>538631303Why is Suzuka such a creep?
>>538630193You have to be blind or not active. /v/ gets a spammer at least once a month. /tg/ is much rarer though.>>538629795Unfortunately, they don't give a fuck about people who share this stuff, only the ones producing.
karenjan
Reminder
>>538629041>>538629231Did you guys have a tryhard exodus?Honestly might hop next month since I'm done with this CM rat race dictating my gameplay, totally fine with B+ rewards if it means no quota
bros?
>>538631393Kitsan and almond fraud's kid has to win 10G1s, every single big international race and perform open heart surgery on the track to not be called a fraud
>>538631547honeymoon phase died and playing on mobile feels better ngl
>>538631023She would co-train with you to make sure your trainees don't do anything funny
Hmmm ...9* stamina2* front2* medium1* longIt ain't that good desu
>>538631547QoL soon yeah?
>>538631521So who was the dominant mare at Spica?
>>538631604I wish we had just a veritcal only mode so i could play on my vertical monitor i don't like the side panels
remember to use protection
>>538631547Honestly the best move is to drop this game until cyjews actually implements all the QoL we're missing out onWe are literally choosing to play on a subpar version of the product
>>538631749I only trust in tracen branded condoms
>>538631604this is one of the better gachas for mobile30fps cap prevents my phone from combusting, though team trials can get toasty
>urara 4th in arima kinen with D turf and C longI really need that B long huh?Getting long to proc in inspiration is already a umultuous shit already
Dantsu's dantsus
great greatnow post the phone player numberswhat? you cant cuz they would destroy your narrative?how sad :(
>>538631787Join me in my endeavor of don't 1 failed career per day every day until we get the good QoL
>>538631749never, fukukitaru's womb is mine
>>538631749>>538631850>protection>with umasuh no breeding new umas is a trainers responsibility.
This fucking game and it's timing
>>538631393Kita's daughter with Sweep ended last in her debut race and instantly retired lol
>>538631983Doing*
Anyone from /umagg/ here? I just applied, don't got /vg/ in my profile but I'm retarded, hate myself, and can barely tie my shoelaces. Do I make the cut?
Sorry danchou I'm only getting 600k fans/day from now on while I work on my CM3 ace
HOPELESS
>>538631062Uma's didn't exist when you married your trainer, a few years after getting married all the horses in the world turned into Uma Musume.
>>538624886>>538625078retard
>>538632346no you =)
>>538632173No
i would fuck kitasan in every position i can think of
Tell me about Oguri, why does she wear the thong?
>>538632173Yes
So what's beyond being an uma musume once they retire? Normal ningen jobs?
>>538632420yes
>>538632273CC @Unbricked DanchouI might even quit careers so the average might go below 600 too, prease understan
>>538632263danchou was online 30 minutes ago and it's up to him if you get in
>>538631545I was one of the tryhards who left. The first month was comfy but then people suddenly started dying out, a bunch of 1 week+ offline pople and on top of that the last couple of weeks it was nearly impossible to fill the daily shoes quota. Don't get me wrong it's a nice club but felt like a ghost town lately so I switched to another more active /uma/ club.
>>538632483Lewd...
>>538632497what do they do when they spent all their life in education on racing and then age out of it
>>538632506NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE BABIED
>>538632497Yes, some of them have jobs already.
>>538632497>G1 winner/fan favoriteLiving on gibs, royalties etc>mobGeneric wagie jobs (see: Dia-chan's sisters)
>>538632534I will patiently wait for danchous return.
I want to fuck Air Groove's daughter.
>>538632483Huh are you okay anon..
SEKAI SAIKYO WA!?
Dont open, very NSFW
>>538632263as a day 2 umagg member... not sure if you do
Just admit defeat already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg4XLrTBy8Please listen to my wife singing. Thank you.
>>538632585Usually something related to racing in some way. Like King Halo's mother who designs racewear. Uma who were extremely successful probably don't need to work. Air Grooves mom seems to just be chilling. They probably keep doing concerts and guest appearances for pay too.
>>538632662urara working a soul crushing office job at a black company where she gets constantly sexually harassed....
>>538632763dude
what other umas you think are poorfags like Oguri. My guess is Teio
Haa ha ha ha ha! Look at me, Doto! I've become... operamogus!
>>538632559>bunch of 1 week+ offline>nearly impossible to fill the daily shoes quotaThere's comfy and there's dead... Danchou gotta draw the line somewhere, 1w is almost a guarantee they're gone for good. If you were struggling to get enough shoe donations done it's leaning towards the definition of dead.
>>538632751>Medium
>>538632823Urara is loved by all the shopkeepers they'd give her a job advertising for them or being a helper.
>>538632763That's not a wife, that's a deadbeat husband.
>>538632763sir thats a boy
>>538632763that's a homeless man
>>538632751I'd be ok if I could get a universal Seiun with 3* turfThen I'd use guests to find pink sparks to match a given race
>>538632879Tamamo Cross obviouslyInes Fujin already works at a convenient store or something in the game. Special Week
fuck bros that was close
>>538632756Probably not, no, but it never hurts to try, I guess
>>538632823by trainer(me)
>>538632763Creek and Bakushin sound weird...
>>538632879opera actually comes from a poor family iirc
choose
>>538633146rice shower
>>538633146Only one choice
>>538633028You think girls can't be homeless too???
Being a trainer is rough. Outside of the requirements, imagine your trainee sought to date you after she graduated and you had to let her down gently because you see her more as a daughter. Then after that debacle, oops another trainee still in Tracen that caught feelings for (You).
>>538633146I think the answer is pretty obvious.
>>538633146
>>538633324Freud has problems with this you know.He listens to a damaged woman/patient and her woes, she falls for him on the spot.
HOLY SHIT
>>538633230holy
sigh...
>>538633423I NEED HER DAMMIT
>>538619478almost getting 100m, im grinding even more these days since i want that milestone, then i'll chill after that
>>538633146Vivlos for me
DOTO NOOOOO DONT EAT THE GRASS
>>538633460It all leads back to him huh
What if I raped Cheval Grand?
>>538633674Sure does
>>538633710>he thinks he can rape an uma
Does 3* pow or stam even exist for me...
>>538633664imagine if they all died from this grass
Why are 3 star sparks so fucking rare
sex
Now that they killed global with their jewishness and faster cms, what games did people move on to?
Some of you guys are alright. Please don't use Seiun Sky tomorrow.
>>538633770>bdsm outfit>jewoy vey
I'm getting burnt out just from doing my three daily borrows now. Can cyfaggots at the very fucking least just add some fucking QoL already
>>538629038Grinding for specific skills is what made me feel that way. Just said fuck it, i choose a parent with a good ulti and then use m the 3* stamina one i have.No spurt, is much easier to just get an S.I wont grind groundwork either, just gonna use a card with that skill or use a parent with good sparksThe horse doesn't need to be perfect, just needs to be good enough
>>538633786>>538633659
>>538633536>herThats a boy
>>538619436Watch out for colics, bwo...
>>538634012me in the back
Perfectly balanced... as all things should be
>>538634012me in the front
>>538634012sauce
>>538619436Thank you for reminding me to stick to my diet
god I wish I was that boy
>>538633508Heh. Now Imagine getting blueballed like this.
>>538634021a very cute boy
ever notice how akikawa and espoir city have never been in the same room together
peace peace
>>538634272At least you got a usable blue spark and no ura
Sweep you little shit give me the charming event NOW
I hate every single one of you.
>>538634158>>538634248which one?
>>538631545there were like 5 flatliners last month and Danchou was one of themlike, he logins everyday but he doesn't play the game. not even TT. I'm not ok with that
>>538634452Stop making me eating my v*ggies then you bitch
I love every single one of you.
>>538634452YADA YADA
Doto will live to be 36!In all honesty though I've heard hes had some health problems recently. They say Dobel is in pretty good shape though
>>538634540Curren...
Can I get yandere uma pics that aren't SIL?
>>538634589sloppy sloppity slop slop
I'm in a small club with friends that don't tryhard but we dropped to D and the carat reward screen made me angry
>>538634540what are you? GAY?
>>538634530Yeah... That's not promising at all.
>>538634712>I'm in a small club with friendscommon mistake
>>538634589
You don't tell Curren Chan what to do. Curren Chan allows you to train her. If you try to tell Curren what to do she won't do it and will argue until you give up.
>>538634572It's better if he died anywayHe already lived a long life here, it's about time he reunites with his bros on the other side
>>538634768>>538634589Spe wouldn't act like this.
>>538634712Ah, sorry about that anon. I wouldn't know what that feels like.
send in the grass
>>538634768
>>538634821she should
Thoughts on decks for Mile-Lates? Do we need maestro? Or is 2 ST 3SP 1 WIT better?
>start jp client just to check the QoL they have>get 300+ rolls in a span of 2 month>roll almost all for umas like a retard>roll 4* featured summer goldcity>roll 5* still in love>roll 14 more 3*>auto career while sweating in global>can reroll sparks>can 10x roll event bingo>can get most of event rewards from afk expeditions>only did 22 careers and it maxxed my training pass>dailies are done in five clicks and one auto>casually outperform everything i have in globalnot a single jp server in any gacha gave me such a headstarti tried jp ba back when they had 100 free rolls event and they all were shit
Need a club for the month to unload some toughness 30s on for the event before it ends.
Curren Chan is boring, I prefer her older sister Former San
The fact that so many of these horses are living to be 30 years old means that the japs know how to take care of old horses.I don't think they'd be feeding them the sweet grass if there was a high chance of it killing them.Otherwise they wouldn't have all these ancient horses.
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>>538634931
>>538635009the filename...
>>538634447The reroll system will be here eventually... We're all gonna make it one day bro..
urara was a jobber and her ex owner made sure she never won a race for marketing reasons. the funny thing is urara had no training outside from racing. the grifter owner also asked for donos many times and eventually abandoned her and stopped paying the stable fees. after that urara basically was owned by the farm which had the choice to sashimi her or continue the grift. Its just so sad the lengths people go through to jew other peoples money
what did the game mean by this
Nooooo, i got clickbaited...
>>538634768>>538634931This is a middle schooler
This nigga cleared everyone in the pub lobby by like 6L
>>538635143there is also gonna be a tachyon event one day where you can upgrade your sparks
wait a minute. Special Week is... sexy?
Spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier
Okay Teio i know you want to be in mile but this swole shit is ridiculous...
>>538635127
If Spe was slutty she'd be more popular
>>538635259Post the deck
>>538635219the tail anatomy noooo
>>538635181for a horse to run over 100 races and live to be 29 is like unheard of. I can't believe Haru wasn't taken good care of the horse would not have been able to last through all that otherwise.
>>538634953けど日本語読めるかね
>damn...Daiwa got Migraine>I know! I will just visit Shrine, get my mood up, and take a cure chance! 2 birds with 1 stone baby!>oh...
Spechan is not for lewd
>>538635259with that power he doesn't even need spurt
>>538621501i will roll for this card only because this art is so sexy and i love my hagzensky
>>538629612Gaia Force first. I guess they can be in an Uma Band together.
>>538635361stop replying to bait
Manhater btw
WHY THE FUCK IS TAZUNA AND AOI AVOIDING EVERY SINGLE TRAINING WITH ANOTHER SUPPORT ON ITWHY ARE YOU THE SOLE PERSON IN POWER TRAINING
>>538635460a witlet like that would never bet my lineup
I don't understand why they couldn't just give us all the nice QOL stuff from the start?Are the JP incels that petty to the point they will cry and shit their pants if global got perks that they didn't get 4 years ago despite us still being far behind in terms of support cards and umas?
>marked
>>538622573holy sex
>>538635556>tazuna AND aoiayo
>>538635394I did this yesterday but it also whiffed the shrine heal not easy being retarded
>>538635496comic never said it was a male trainer
>>538635397I would never stop fucking and feeding Spechan
>>538635259>229 wit
>>538635009the filename is right fucking thereyou can just click the fucking pixiv button you troglodyte
>>538635641If you ever interacted with japanese code, you would understand
Whoa...
>>538635647Holy fuck that's deep
i thought pixiv banned lewd uma stuff why are there so many
>>538635371hachimi+OCR+refdoc
>>538635647She was trying to fucking eat him
>>538635817NO FUCKING WAY
haha nice try game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnU2JbJjl4
>>538635490Is it really bait though? That anon basically just said Urara's old owner was a scumbag that used her for money then ditched her, which isn't wrong.
hachimi hachimi hachii miii
>>538635735Oh yeah because wasting 5 images on a gallery full of slop that you could've just posted a link to is way better. Retard
>>538635641jap code is retarded, they can't code in partition they code in timeline if that makes any sense to youfgo global having SOME QoLs early is a miracle in itself, and I'm not even trying to glaze it, jap coding is just that shit
>>538635817there is no such thing as Umaonly Umamusume
which uma would pretend to be overpowered by you because she's into it
is late surger objectively the worst strat or is natie and ticket just bad?front have low chance to get blocked, pace feels like the best all around, and end closer at least spurt far longer than late (although my only end is golshi)also how do i git good as torena? i'm keeping dober for the even but my friend said marvelous is better. this is my average horse, i seems stuck at 9500-10100 rank horses
wheres the uma? why is it keiba
>>538635817BRAVO CYGAMES
>>538635973UMA MUSUME
>>538635997King Halo
>>538635997>oh nyo trainer you’re so strong~>Goldship I’m begging you please get to the paddock
Training for Gemini buckbroke me....
>>538635297Teio smash
if they ever consider adding not-that-popular-these-days horses they could totally add Haru Urara's retired police horse Matha Farm neighbours. One of them is like Park Shin's offspring.
>>538635817yeah?
The weak should fear the strong
>>538635893You can't just steal the text, bwo...
>>538634979see this >>538626336
are my front runners bricked if they are witlets
>>538636003her skills in case it's relevant
>>538635973I didn't know horses eat honey until umamusume
>>538635860they mostly ban what their see under the uma tag but most uma porn don't use that tag or use something softly lewd to bait people to their pixiv and there you find the actual porn
Suzuka my beloved
>>538636027It's right there retard 馬
ITS A NEW HELIOS!
>>538635997Rudolf
NEW DAY!
MOONLIGHTUSHODEWA
>>538636228its not pronounced uma how does that work
>>538636252hey minors can't sell beer
It's a new day!Come get your shoes
>>538636027競=competition馬=horse 馬 is read as "uma" when used standalone but read as "ba" when used alongside other kanjiwelcome to the clusterfuck known as the japanese language
>>538636252nooooo, I dont want to do my dailies
>>538635647Spe should stop eating torena
71877703random CM3 test. Please bring pace/fronts if possible. I just wanna see how the track goes and how position will look like
it's a new day desuwa!
>>538636252CUTE
>>538636382>>538636382>>538636382
What can I say? I'm kind of a big deal now.
It's a new day!(without Haru Urara)
>>538636363Wait why is it not bamusume then
>>538636027your kimi no aiba ga?
>>538636363wow japanese is retarded
It's a new day des!!
>>538636474about as retarded as english desu
>>538636453It's called ウマ娘 albeit
>>538636453娘 does not have a special reading when used together with other kanji and is always read as "musume"so the 馬 in 馬娘 winds up using the standalone reading and becomes umamusume
>>538636453it's ウマ娘 プリティーダービー
>>538636687cope weebEnglish is the lingua franca of world日本語 is a defeated language
hhhhhmmm what did she mean by this
>>538636815https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q1A5A8Xe22s
>>538637103That's my girl
i cant believe the japanese butchered chinese like that
>>538636489I love Taiki's engrish
>>538634162I have failed that 2%. Don't relax.
>>538633835it took me 295 careers to get a 3* stamina
Yes I AM going to make a king halo ace for cm2just try and stop me
>>538636363the japanese readshanzufuriisurippuinzusurippuinsurudake <- this part is the only part in japanese which means "just (do it)"
>>538637190Never happened, chinks deserved it.
>>538638316Holy based and First Class Umamusume pilled
Redpill me on Wits
>>538633146i'll take vivlos
>>538620245it is okay wife
>>538621670Vice-President
>>538633664Dovel is a mispelling of Dober right?
Finally, i'm done.
