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10 dirt shoes pairs kudasai
THE GOAT
Post your decks.
is satono diamond a slut
fellas
please tell me this is good enough.. I'm so tired of the groundwork mines..
>>538653361For me, yes
21 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>538653337Here you go, stole these from danchou.
Ejaculation
Need help picking a Taishin for upcoming CM, I know each one of these has some weak points but I can't really make any better ones...
remember
Teio!
It was a failed run but thanks McQueen
>>538653384>spurtanon's still living in the previous banner drop
>>538653559Bratty Teio!
>>538653350
it could be THE RUNbut>5 restricted training on guts and wit :^)>2 random fails on 2% and 13% rainbow trainings>ZERO fucking rainbows in senior summerreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>538653350I want to put my deck into juvenile fillies
>>538653728brickedGOD.. I kneel..
>>538653728>air shakur
what rank are the two clubs that are not full? the one im in rn is full of dead ppl
>>538653350Posted it last thread but here you go.Full F2P cursed with zero luck.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Being a F2P torena is suffering
>>538653863the mlb welfare spe would have made your life alot easier
Cygames should do Umamusume but with cockfighting next, so we can have an actual gameplay besides gambling.
One of my S's is in the wrong spot
>>538653423>>538653423>>538653423help
>>538653948Yeah I should have started the game sooner...
>>538653863if you had MLB Spe you could've went for some crazy shit likeSpe, Suzuka, Biko, Mejiro, Goo-Goo babies + Kitasan and pretend you're a whale around here.Sad.
>>538653350my pace chasing f2p deck
>>538653350>No STA MLB>Air ShakurYeah it is what it is
Sorry danchou, I've been busy playing Silksong. I will return to parent farming once I 100% it.
>>538653423why in the fuck are you using aces to farm it
>>538653943I don't see anything wrong with any of these for f2psingle front is a little questionable though
STOPTHEFUCKINGCOUNTAIIIEEEE
>>538654132I cleated my Shakur dupe and can relate
>>538653350I have 6x Narita Taishin, 2x Eishin Flash, 4x King Halo waiting to be cleated, but I only ever got Sweep Tosho to 1LB. My deck is completely bricked.
Redpill me on the Deep Impact doping scandal. Are all his wins fraudulent?
whats everyone running besides end closers?
>>538654242I'm not, I plan on running Suzuka/Seiun for CM3.
>>538653350Would've been a 1LB Air Shakur if I didn't trade it in for cleats.Don't regret it a single bit though.
If I don’t read the event chapters now, can I read them later in the archives?
I took profound psychic damage getting demoted to rank 5 TTI got so many horse to shore up another 1k points
why
>>538653350Behold, almost the worst deck you've ever seen
>>538653350Mein deck
>>538653423not enough until you get 18* groundwork, anonback to the mines with you
>>538654482CM3 late surger parent decks
>>538654363he just popped for some asthma medicine while in france and everyone is on steroids anyways
The grind continues...
I just had a run where Suzuka got 15 mood downs. What the fuck.
>>538653337
NIGHT OWL THE TURN BEFORE SUMMER CAMP ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU FATTY MCQUEEN
>>538653350>1LB ShakurIn my defense I didn't know how shit the card was
can I get 84k points for the event in the next 2 hours?
Is it still worth buying Standing By with 2 golds and 1.5k stam/400 guts? I feel like the points could be better spent elsewhere
>>538654793it could have been slacker
>>538654817nope, its oguri
>>538654817It's like 4-5 runs? So yes if you click fast enough and you don't have connection issues.
>>538654817no
>>538654363literally every racing horse is on steroids and plenty of other stimulants too. it's just like professional sports for ningens
>>538654898that's their spines, I don't think they should bend like that
>>538654919I'm impressed people do them so fastI think the game has unoficially diagnosed me with adhd because I get off track so much on one campaign
Making little operas
>>538654223I'm playing the first one because i never got around to before. Its pretty good and fun, though some platforming sections kick my butt sometimes. currently trying to get to the 3 seer things and my only deaths so far were to enviroment
>>538655071shut the fuck up
>>538653350my deck! It's getting there but still kinda shit
>>538654817yes but you're going to hate yourself for it
>>538654631>Firm conditionsI hope that's for team trials anon
My Seiun careers keep taking twice as long as everyone else because I keep letting her voice lines play out. I love her singsongy voice so much
>>538655124Let me change the role to wife beater
no mile S, no speed greens...Is Cancer Cup a pipe dream?
>>538653350I can happily say I never got Air Shakur
>>538655210if you know your ace doesn't have enough stats, you just buy any good generic skill for a potential spark
>>538655136nyo
>>538655264Opera would never do that to me...
>>538655210The run was already over with those stats so I just learned anything that might've made her a better parent eventuallyI don't think I can afford to bring a wit card since I'm not hitting the speeds I want
>>538653943>SS/SS>sufferinggoddamnit anon I would KILL for numbers like that!
>>538655210it's a parent uma bwo he's just buying random somewhat useful shit to inherit
>>538655315That's true, but as a rule of thumb I always keep my best attempt around in case I run out of time. Do you have a better one?
>>538655130 (me)I also got stuck in the ancient basin for a while with no train pass and only dash+wall jump unlocked. had to actually google how to get out
>>538655227She's very cute.
>>538655071it just work different in the umaworld
>>538655379You don't buy inherited uniques like Angling and Victoria on a parent uma anon...
>>538653553Okay but why is she using humans as her measurment?
>>538654839onegai
>>538655396I hope your Gold Shit is prepared for CM.
>>538655272why are you trying to make a vodka ace without furious feat
Do debuffers actually do anything? It's only like a 3% debuff on a gold debuff right that sounds really bad
>>538653350excuse some of the dodgy levels im low on monies
>>538655576the fuck you mean 1.5k stam
>the strongest undefeated race horse in history is a mareprobably bullshit and made up of lies since mares shouldn't be able to beat stallions
>>538655576No, standing by is prone to bricking and the stamina it would add at 1.1k/400 is negligible.
>>538655546nta, but I buy Angling to make sure that the useless jobbers I train actually win G1s. I always have enough skill points left over to get everything I need at the end anyway.
>>538655678I meant 1150 oopsie
nishishi
>>538655719t. Japanese horse owner
>>538655227Based. She has one of the more unique voices in the game. I had a similar problem with Machitan.
>>538655124
yakata
>>538655651this is a minmax game after a highroll game. People who skirt the breakpoints will have a bad time when the debuffs take them just below it
>>538655546Do you just leave those points unused then?
I hate Opera.I seriously fucking hate her.
anyone planning to run curren for cm3?god her inheritance is so ass how come no one likes the number one cute umamusume
how long do i have to make parents
>>538655740Thanks bro
>>538655881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8SO RE WA
>>538655863
>>538655832there are a bunch of level 1 greens and a level 1 front runner straightaways, leveling them up to 2 doubles the chance of them appearing as a white spark, which is better than the nothing buying a unique gives you.
>>538655979>>538655863disgusting
>>5386558955 minutes if you find a guy from the doxx site
>>538655887they hate the alpha gigastacy of tracen
>>538655863>>538655979lovely
>>538655785
>>538655768nah at 1150 you're perfectly fine with 2 golds. 1 to make sure you win and 1 in case you miss the first one and padding against debuffsI actually have a theory that if you're skirting the line then having multiple whites, assuming you have good hints to discount them, is more chances to trigger and actually better since a gold heal overcaps if it procs and kills you if it doesn't
>best I can do is 900 speed 1100 staminaI dont think I'll be winning any races in this cup lads
>>538655990it goes up to 25% from 20%, it doesn't double
Dia is for Kitasan no matter how much you waifufags want her
>do one run>couldnt even get 100speed much less 1000 stamina too>next run with exactly same uma/parents/cards>already 1000 speed at the start of senior yearumamusume is an rng game
>>538653350I need a lot more monies and SP
Oh my god she's even MORE retarded than I expectedI can't believe it
>>538655827oh that makes sense. it's not supposed to kill an uma outright it just brings them just below your ace.
>>538653539>>538653539Anyone?
>>5386556513% sounds badthen you realize that gold stamina skills give you 5%and you need multiple stamina skills to fully finish the race at full speednow pair that up with the chance of getting rushed and people skimming very close to the minimum and debuffs can be very impactfulbut ofcourse they also have a chance of doing absolutely nothing
Why the fuck is everyone building their CM3 ace already?!!?? FUCKING Cm2 is set tomorrow. Is everyone confident theyre going to finals????? You will still need to improve them if you struggle first round what the fuck
>Upcoming Legend races are 3200 meters
>>538655719cope
>>538656229You have no idea
whats a good deck for Grass Wonder debuffer who maybe could also place decently if neccesary?
>you need 1.2k wit for cm3
>be danchou>try to chat up with members>people just trade shoesAs long as you do your dailies and trade shoes its fine I guess...
>>538656350I gave up on CM2, that's why I'm prepping for CM3 now
>>538656304Sleeping Lion is unreliable so go with the right one, also what happened to your unique bwo
>>538653503happi kamu kamu
>>538656452>>538655979>>538655863I'm going to rape her and forcibly impregnate her against her will.
>>538656350If you continue trying to build your CM2 aces you will be out of time to build for CM3. Better to cut your losses, settle for good enough here, and grind for perfect for the next one.
>>538656509>be danchou>announce the death of haru urara in club chat>awkwardly request shoes immediately after because I didn't yet>nobody sees the msg because it's hidden beneath dirt shoes
>>538656552Good luck because she'll rape you first.
>>538656552you're not the one doing the raping bro
what happens when two rapists try to rape eachother
>>538656576Okay, you make a good point.What track/distance/conditions etc. is CM3?
Is this what I think it is?
>>538656801>>538656787I'm a fat ugly bastard she doesn't want me. So it's rape on my part.
I swear to god Bourbon has a hidden debuff that prevents you from getting multi rainbow trianings. I've done like 3 careers and have probably got a single 3-rainbow training.
>>538656687Yeah it was awkward ngl. I thought people talk more.
>>538656452idk if this is AI but is beautiful
>>538654482don't look a gift horse in the mouth, anon
>>538656687you cant change chat settings to only see messages...
>>538656509What club? I'll join and chat with you for the month
>>538653221Guys, I've been taking my Uma's into room matches, and my no straightway spurt Goldship with similar stats and skills is beating my encroaching shadow Taishin literally 100% of the time. Was Taishin just a huge troll?
alright bro
>>538656850Do you think it's a box?
>>538656368Bro!? Your CM Golshi?>>538656350Phoning CM2 in bro. Group B 1st place is fine for me.
>>538656936you literally cant type anything without getting chat blocked
>>538656515Thank you>also what happened to your unique bwoJobbing the races that give most of the fans in those runs and I didn't do any other big ones to compensate, I think I've had my weirdest runs with her, she's pretty hit or miss sometimes
What would sex with Haru Urara be like?
>>538655568I wonder why?
>>538656368???THE DISTANCE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING ACES FOR FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS???
https://youtu.be/xeEIgsbA_q0?si=1oEEVGU_s2UyDP8n
>>538656860LOSE SOME WAIT ANONGET IN SHAPE IT'S UNACCEPTABLE TO BE FAT.You'll get health problems down the line anon do you want to suffer?
>>538657086Slow but(t) fun.
What green skills are needed for CM3?
>>538657015taishin is just harder to train and is worse bwomaybe when the guts update happens she'll be good
>>538656850Yes! It's finally here!>>538657035It's a Nice Box.
Hey anons i should run Narita Brian as a late or as a pace?
>>538657132if this nigger just plays casually why is he so assmad at people who play this competitively? he's 100% someone who tried to win but just sucks
>>538657132this is why you don't take games seriously
>wake up>open uma>hydratefuck off
>>538657278oissu
is the CM tonight? i still dont have an ace that's 1k/1k lol
Apparently all of known siblings of Urara had no wins eitherHow did Nippo Teio produce jobbers
>>538657132He's right tho.I understand his frustration.You have to know what do to before starting the game and pull efficiently and get lucky with your pulls + stats/sparks during runs or you're fucked.
>>538656860Rape burns a lot of calories. Good on you, Anon.
>>538657015Yes. You got gaslit, at least for CM2.Gold Ship with Anchors Aweigh simply outclass and outperform so much that this is the only CM where veterans tell you to 100% use even if you only want to use waifus.Taishin is unreliable as shit. Encroaching Shadow is unreliable, and can get nuked if someone dumb enough brings Urara. She gets blocked a lot and refuses to move to the front. Her terrible 20% Guts growth also fucks her hard in this CM Speed/Stam are so important along with Power secondarily.
>>538657383it's in 3 hours
>>538657278Cute!
>>538657283just change it depending on your skills/stats or how blocked you're feeling
>>538655719you say that but the second strongest undefeated is also a mare who is still alive
>>538654425pls reply...
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it's funny that trainers are the ones that aren't allowed in uma musume dorms when there's no way a human can rape an uma but an uma could rape a human easily
bruh
What is your favorite uma meme, I'm trying to get my mommy girlfriend to play this with me
>>538657523If you have them yes, if not, well get fucked
F2P CM room: 56011353NO WHALES ALLOWED
>>538657613haha big head
>>538654425>>538657523I think you can, if you go >Story>Extra There's a section called >Story eventAnd there I can see the spe even and the kitasan and dia event, so if you skip it then it should appear there later
>>538657506I trained this one for this CM but i feel that she never uses her unique and always ends around 6thi don't know how to improve her (other than S spark)
>>538657640explode
>>538657648>>538657723thanks anons, I'm not in the mood to read them right now so I was planning to save them for later
>>538657523nigger it takes all of 3 minutes to read the chapters. the fucking thing even gives you a skip button! the hell else do you want!
Why does it say round 2 group B? Dont we need to do round 1 first?
are all events gonna be this much of a grind for max points
>>538656936my club talks a little everyday even when its so shit to type, but when i talk i feel like closer to gettting stage 4 cancer or punching my keyboard
>>538657132I kind of get him desu. There's only a complete shitter league with ridiculously low rank caps and a sweaty tryhard league where anything goes. There could be more league levels with progressively higher caps on uma ranks and better rewards for players that play often but don't feel like reading up on meta strategies and grinding forever.
>>538657813auto qualify for R2 GB, even if you dont win anything in Round 1
ALRIGHT ROOM OWNER WE'RE READY GO GO GO I WANNA SEE MY MOMMY MILF RUN
>>538657843Yes, and you're shit if you can't finish it. Literally just don't let your TP max out.
>>538657813at the current number of wins you have (zero) you're going to group B
>>538657813bro you got like 1 int
>>538655863>>538655979>>538656452>>538657428She stole me from my trainee and raped me
>>538653943>vanguard spirit with no groundwork>even buying vanguard spirit at allanon what the FUCK are you doing
POKKEEEEE!
>>538657278And for less than it will cost to spark her once the alt releases on global!
>>538657930Oh, isnt that everyone though? why do they make it so confusing?
>>538657728shadow break needs you to pass on the outside so it's just unreliable sadly.
>>538657147NTA but im pretty fat for my height so i will probably need to lse weight, and while at it i use gentildonna as motivation
>>538657958I hope this is the milf in question.
Who are your favorite and least favorite content creators for uma?
Oh fucking man I'm literally number 7, 8 AND 9Holy fuck how are you guys making these umas these are literally the best I got
>>538658039Nigga, her trainer doesn't have a trainee because he's too much of a pussy around senior trainers during try outs
>>538658074i'd fuck pokke
>>538657962maybe if automode was a thing. doing 4-5 runs a day is too much work
>>538658074is true that her seiyuu was a newbie the moment she voiced her for the movie?
>>538658145you posted my least favouritewhat an insufferable know-nothing 70 iq faggothow the fuck is he the most popular content creator for global
>>538658115it is thaat unreliable? i expected her to lose against end closers but i feel like she's underperforming a lot
>>538656509Stand proud NTR bro and keep trying to make talk happenRemember she didn't give up on Ayabe
>>538658145all except witGOD suck
>be a casual f2p god>havent even trained umas specifically for cm>but cant enter nonwhale league because my umas are all B+japs are shit at actual game design like usual
>>538657916That's a pretty fair assessment. The best ace I can field as a f2p has been pic related, which got absolutely steamrolled in room trials.
>>538657962>just spend close to 2 hours a day playing so you can get 100 carats and 5 star pieces
>>538655895You’re gonna be using a front runner for the foreseeable future
>>538658128Start by eating better and less.Cut the carbs and do some exercises either at home or gym or even running. Try to find the motivation anon, I had a good friend of my who suffered heath issue because of that.I wish to nobody because you'll feel like shit and it will be to late to change.
>>538657728I don't know shit about running Brian but I can tell u her unique is ass to trigger>is_finalcorner==1needs to be final corner or beyond>&order>=2can't be 1st>&order_rate<=75you need to be ahead of 75% of the umas, so at least 7th place for CM>&is_behind_in==1check if the uma behind you is closer to the inner fence than you>&change_order_onetime<0you need to overtake at least one umaAll things considered its not the worst conditions>be between 7th and 2nd place>be in the last corner or beyond>pass someone but the one that kills its the inner fence thing, not only is it unreliable but from what ive seen everyone tries to hug the fence in long races, include your runner, so its a big gamble
Is cafe good for you?
>>538658145my favorite is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3iNGxDV-vshe also won taurus cup so i can trust him
>>538658301witgod is so quotable, it's so fucking funny>BROCKED, INEVITABLE>WIT GAME>THE WORLD WAS STRONG
>>538658039A very common occurence in Tracen Academy. It has become so normalized that they stopped investigating it. Not like many trainers complained anyway. That's why umas are very possessive of their trainers.
will they improve this inheritance thing down the roadi fucking hate early apr so much
>>538658343You're on 4chan nigga you're already a loser.
Running my uma's in room after room knowing I have no time left to train better Uma's and telling myself that each lose is just a fluke, or because only whales and sweats are running rooms and that's why my team lose time after time. Anyone else?
>>538658073I had nothing else to spend on... Umalator said it was the best
Is the Air Shakur card cursed or something?
>>538658334If i have mlb kita, am i f2p or not?
I'm drained. Whatever happens, happens. I'm probably not doing CM3 at all because I don't have the 3* uncapped
>>538658334if you invert the stam and speed stats this is almost what my goldship looks like so trust me bro we are gonna make it
>>538658438i have other loser things to do tho
>>538658145>Who are your favorite?LOY
>>538656509That was the most heart-wrenching crying scene in any uma anime to me. I'm not even a big fan of her, but fml, who wouldn't want to comfort her here.
>>538657536OH NO NO NO NO
>>538653595This would've made me quit
Digitan LOVE
>>538658585What the fuck is wrong with Uma fans in-universe , they're idols right?>YEAH TOREINA, YOU BETTER BANG OUR OSHI OR WE WILL FUCKING EVISCERATE YOUR EXISTENCE, YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH>OH SHIT THEY'RE TOTALLY BANGING BEHIND THE SCENES FUCK YEAH
>>538658145>Fave: WitGOD - JP sage>Worst: Victoria Frontier - the coping tranny.
>>538658438That's true, however unlike you my time is worth more than 6 cents an hour.
>>538658723digitan is for umas only
>>538658039
>>538658384im a zoomer so i have time to change but i plan to start to get better at this at minimum till next year
>>538653221Assuming I got shit luck and my only 3* are the welfare Oguri and a Taiki, which 1*/2* would be genuily good for CM3?Any of Vodka/Daiwa/Grass/Condor or there is a clear winner among them?Any miracle trick in upgrading Bakushin/Halo to "A" mile and using them instead?
>>538658723I HATE THIS FUCKING UMADIE FUCKING DIE
>>538658406Yes.
>>538658094One more shot for good luck.
>>538658470>Umalator said it was the bestumalator does not consider activation conditions except for easily calculable ones like groundwork or tail held high, vanguard spirit needs a fucking 7.5L lead during mid-race sectionI can guarantee you with 100% certainty that that skill is never going to activate in any of your CM races, or any other room matches you might do with that uma unless literally EVERY other uma in the lobby is late surger/end closer (or a complete witlet pace chaser with no mid-race velocity skills)you've somehow picked a skill that is even more useless than extra tank, and extra tank is pretty much the gold-standard for never-pick dogshit useless skills
>>538658723another 30 hours sleep deprivation?
>>538658294>pass from the outsideis what really makes that skill unreliable. if Narita Brian decides to run close to the inside of the track you're just fucked. you might just need more skills oriented around last spurt speed and stuff if you're falling behind
>>538658721Failed a 7 % twice on my ace.
>>538658406She's bad news.
>be ugly>be fat>don't shower>don't have moneyIt's that easy. Uma will not touch you.
>>538658828Now that's a good shot
>>538658810the best there are condor and daiwa from what i've read
>>538658780Glad to hear that anon, good luck to you and don't give up.
>>538658870it's a 50% chance for each pass, so it's not totally unreliable if you have good acceleration during late race and manage to pass many umas
>>538658746they just want to see her oshi happy
>>538657132LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>538658406is cafe meta? i like her so I'm pulling but I'm just curious how good she is
>>538658145i don't watch any content creator. everything i know about training umas is from here and things i figured out myself
Is it true that they are removing support card limit breaks and levels on jp?
>>538658746not all idolfags are purityfags it depends on the idol
>>538658746if the horse performs worse, that a loss of moneywe can't have thatBANG YOUR TRAINEEE
>>538658838no, I've been awake for about 11 hours now
>>538657132>>538659048I've been playing non stop for about a week now, and even I can't get SS shit unless it's a dirt sprinter and I'm literally only pressing speed.I don't know what to do but I know and accept I'm a big dumb baby.
>>538658831Actually it activates reliably in CM rooms cuz you're the only front runner
>>538659131idk but thats literally one of the things on my list of changes to make the game better
>>538659131Lebels will be tied to limit break level directly so you don't need to level them manually anymore
>>538658406I like to drink café au lait
>>538658763Literally 50 IQ.You're not just trying to max out the event points when you do your career runs genius.
>>538658810Condor with your 3* if you want triple acesBakushin instead if you want a debuffer
>>538658094hot glue her
>>538658828Based, that shot was important.
>>538659145don't forget your nap reps
>>538658746It's a hybrid of both horse racing fags and idols
>>538659131yes, cards uncap and level up automatically now if you get another copy
>>538657536If you don't find someone you can add me and kick me after the month is over for someone who generates more fans later.568420068239I'm active and about to dump some toughness to reach the event cap for points.
>>538657132>I'm a casual who barely touches the game>wdym I don't get to win the gold trophy what kind of mental disorder makes people so entitled? enjoy your story mode if you're only going to play once a week
>>538657132People are making fun of him for being a redditor but he's right.I just want to run races with cute horse girls, not having 10 different tabs for event viewer, inheritance, simulator, which skills to pick, guides, etc just to be able to get into CM's finals.
>>538659171have you been in any CM rooms since seiun sky was released? there's always at least one other guy running double front runner, not to mention all the shitters being baited into front runner air grooveand even if there are no other front runners, building a 7.5L lead against pace chasers as a solo front runner (where it won't do any position keeping) just isn't feasible, you'd need to have like tail held high + a corner velocity skill on top of what that seiun already has to build up enough of a lead to pull that off
>>538658746Banging your uma increases her chances to win.>Boosts confidence>Increases hormones generation>Warm-up effect if before the race>More incentive to win (if promised after the race)>Mood - upClearly not banging your uma is why you're losing.
>>538659256Nyo.
Hopeless...
>>538659420but you can run races with cute horse girls on CM too, the difference is that only your love will not be enough to make her win
>>538659350Do you not think you would make the quota in future months? Would hate to kick someone after just one month unless they are literally dying. So long as you can produce 40m a month then you're safe even if someone who can do 400m fans a month wants to replace you.
>>538658828based
>>538658746remember that creek fans approve this
Don't mind me I'm just rolling to see who my official wife is.0 - King Halo1 - Mejiro Ardan2 - Satono Crown3 - Rice Shower4 - Narita Taishin5 - Fine Motion6 - Satono Diamond7 - Matikanetannhauser8 - Dream Journey9 - Curren Chan
>>538659354Growing up with "everyone's a winner" mentality.Participation prizes for every dogshit lame attempt.Zoomers in a nutshell. They're soft.
>>538658828
>>538658746>Uma is very good at running, but dumb.>Toreina is very smart, but not good runner>If Uma and Toreina plap like there's no tomorrow = Smart Uma and very good runner.It just makes sense.
>>538659573>rolling for wife
>>538659573How unfortunate.
>>538659573wifey not in your list but rollan for anal king
>>538659246No, I'm trying to build good horses for CM and TT. And with 3 borrows a day I will build 3 horses a day and that's that.
>>538658746You're confusing real fans with purityfagsReal fans just want to see their oshi happy
>>538658658That scene when she loses the Derby after trying so damn hard was so painful to watch, not as in cringe but it made me angry she didn't winBut when she cried after winning the Kikasho, I literally could not stop crying tears tooThat shit was beautiful and won my heart for her I even considered myself a heartless nigger back then
>>538658746Purityfags are different and usually only have a problem when their idol pretends to be pure like hololivefags
>>538659573Enjoy your Rice.Also rollin
i run like this
Can I read the story after event finishes?
>>538659927really?
>>538659573rolling for wifealso 21 - Gold City
Finally finished the fucking event. As always, Ogurin achieved the objective!
>>538659927running with the eyes closed is dangerous
>>538659927same
>you're not a real fan if you don't want your oshi to be banged by some dude
>>538659529Hopefully not! Yes, I'm just not sure if I can meet that quota in the future even if I'm active. Would be no hard feelings from me but if its too much logistics its okay.
>>538659927I don't, but I'm just as slow as her.
>great run>got important skills >gets 1st in all races except make debut and senior jap cup>do Arima Kinen>900 speed/800 stam>4th>2nd>5thI hate Creek so fucking much
>it's in april senior year bro>you need to have high power bro>you need green friendship with the director broJust got the BOFA deez event in a debuffer run. Late Dec classic year, 308 power, 2 bars of friendship. Literally all wrong. It is just rng.
>>538660068That's just true though? Have you never been into horse racing before, anon?
I don't think CM is a good game mode
>>538660068Why do you omit the part where she's happy doing it?
>>538660068you're not a fan you just want to have sex with them and get upset when they have relationships with people
>>538658746idols aren't super mega pure girls who never interacted with males in their lives bro, they're basically entertainers
How much power should you have for Gemini. I see some saying 800 and others saying 600
Mayano Takes OffHer Clothes
>give the best casual outfit to the most retarded horse in the gamewhy
>>538660192I agree, it's pure whaleslop to make japs feel good because they've spend money on the game otherwise there is no reason to whale for story.
>>538660192Only long racist CM is bad because stamina is the shittiest stat to raise
>>538660068if the horse wins, she gets bred(by me). if she never wins she becomes urara(who is also bred by me).
>>538660131Noone can beat Screek in heat. You are hers now.
>>538660328why not?
>get a golshi with 1100 speed/1000 stamina and hit all the other stat checks>got straightaway spurt from inspiration>instead of rolling one of the total 11 long sparks i have on my parents she rolls the 2* mile s on a grandparentI'm still using her for CM but come the fuck on
>perfectly plans her own training regime and goals>trainer does literally nothing and just watch over herSo, "trainer" is just "husband" in this case, right?
>>538660068what was the point of this manga after she got friends
You guys know Dream Journey is a literal murderer right?
>>538660192We should have a game mode with our clubs instead where we can gather carrots or something in easy races and then spend those carrots on harder races to get points. Then we can compete against other clubs to see who gets more points from those races
>>538660068>"you thought you could date an uma?"man you are giving me more reasons to enjoy being a trainer
>>538660413I'd say less "husband" and more like "slave".
wtf witgod was correct...
>>538660413trainer is there to stop her from killing other umas
>>538660413>I have to wait until 3027 for the good horses
>>538659915Literally me with Super Creek
>>538660413Yes.
>>538659350>>538660110I have just sent you an invite
A training guide would be good.
>put awful mood bakushin as End to make her lose hard and end career >manages to get fucking 2nd place and career goal is met
>>538660192true, that's why I don't play it
>>538660460yuri? I dunno, someone fill me in
>>538656229She reminds me of me when I was a little kid, like it's actually fucking uncanny how I was exactly the same type of emotional mess.>inb4 autismI know.
>>538660678this is me with spe right now. i stopped training and just spammed races to finish early but she somehow she's in her senior year
>>538660579uma fangs are hot
>>538660761the ryegrass...
>>538660678Bakushin SORIHahahahahahaha!
I don't think horses need breasts this big
>>538660413more like a trophy husband
>>538660809How would that be autism?
>>538660460Please understand, the authors are unable to create any other running series they have tried and it always gets axed.
>>538660761This is NOT okay
>>538660328DAAAAAAAAABBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>538660678
I'm tired bwos
>>538660809>>538660891i was a crybaby as well so it probably is an autism thingt. autism
>>538658746it's not really any different from celebrity gossipthe primary fanbase in both cases is women as well
I just failed a 2% rainbow. Somebody console me.
I haven’t been able to touch Mass Effect 3 on my Steam Deck for like a week now, and it’s all cuz of this stupid fucking Groundwork grinding. I’m not gonna try anymore. I hate metafagging. I hate competitive. I’m just gonna play casually, enjoy the stories, roll for the hot horses, let my TP stay capped most of the time, and build my umas at my own pace, maybe 1 career a day on average. This grinding is just demoralizing for me.
she won't job right?
>>538653221How much stamina is a gold recovey skill worth?
>>538660761Not like this..
>>538660973Holy shit, is that the winner of the 1993 Tokyo Yushun aka Japanese Derby, Winning Ticket!?
>>538661048what Spe's dream gets crushed again? wow. im going to play king halo again
*coughs blood* please... give me long S in the next inspiration.
>>538661018Same here.
>>538661083If swinging maestro procs reaaally late and no debuffers show up, she has a chance.
>>538660192It's fine, nothing wrong with straight up no bullshit racing other players in a racing game. They should've just added more tiers other than pure whalefest and babby's first run.
>>538661048Based anon
>>538661097about tree fiddyhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>538661083>relying on one gold recovery with 345 witohonononononhnoon
>>538660328I don't know how trainer can concentrate with her swinging those breasts all over the placeThe shirt make it extra hot
FAKE NEWS
Well fuck me. It actually happened.She sure is dumb.
>>538660328>>538661260boyish girls with huge tits
>>538661018Just camp the databases bwo
>>538660809>>538661032you two are so quirky XD
Please just go to speed for once
I don't understand how people are avoiding resting. I heard some youtuber faggot say he can get it down to like 5 rests a run? I'm literally resting like 15+ fucking turns a run, every 2nd or 3rd turn or so. Fuck me. How the fuck.
>>538661424THISwith a shota trainer too
>>538660879what are "horses"
>>538661083show deck
>>538661450they're either playing tazuna or they're running 3-4 wit cards for short distance races
>My favourite youtuber got shot and is most likely deadUhm... Uma for this feel? Don't say Urara.
>>538661048I want to do that too, but I can't shake the retarded competitive sweater attitude. It's annoying to lose if you know it's most likely because you didn't put in enough effort.Godspeed, Anon.
i found the jobber sister of still in love
>>538661476TRUETRVE!!!!
>>538661424Yeah, I agree.
>>538661532No. You type like a faggot.
>>538661532Rice Shower
>>538661614wait wait she has breasts? now i like her
why does Matikanefukukitaru talk like that?
>>538661614glad I'm not the only one
>>538661532who
>>538661476>shotanigger tier fetish
>>538661740Charlie Kirk
>>538661614anon I think I can see through her shirt
>>538661532
>Taurus Cup starts tomorrow>I still don't have an Ace with Long S and Straightway SpurtI don't think I'm going to make it bros.
>>538661745no, shota's are best when surrounded by big tit onee-chans who purposely seduce him and give him panty and tit flashes in preparation for the yobai party they have panned.
>>538661826It's okay, she has a bra on.
>>538661876>Taurus Cup starts tomorrow
>>538661862>witletgood luck trying to proc anything
>>538661912Ardan is massive
>>538661908uuuhhh... she's still okay with that?
YESI'M WINARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Hot damn, the /v/ thread is full of psychopaths. I don’t get why we keep trying to post there.
>>538661876Gemini is OLD news uncits all about CANCER CUP have you prepared 3 frontrunners yet anon?? HURRY GO GO GO!
Stop farming for a groundwork parent. It's not worth it. Just get a generic mile/turf with ura finale. And borrow a 8*-9* groundwork parrent.
>>538661786ew, that guy was pro indian
>>538661048>I’m just gonna play casually, enjoy the stories, roll for the hot horsesThat's how this game is meant to be played. Leave the metafagging to the whales and just enjoy the game.
Now watch me roll a guts 1*If this hadn't been a parent run I would've gotten some insane stats, really good luck
>>538661987>weAlso>trying to talk about gacha games in the board that fucking hates gacha games
>>538662030>People cry because Urara ate herself to death>But they celebrate when a human got shot and died
>>538661912God, I love her.
>>538658769I'm tempted to write a detective story based on this but I'm not sure anybody would ever read that. Fanbase seems too coombrained for anything other than smut.
>>538662124Urara isn't pro-saar.
>>538661987>we
Guess which track Luke here, in class 6, in which every single one of my Umas placed in 1st 2nd and 3rd in every possible race, has trained his Oguri Cap for.I'll give you all a clue, it's not Sprint.
>>538662124Urara doesn't want to flood my country with jeets
>>538662241No way he's planning to run a fucking mile race with 291 stamina.
>>538661987>wenopenot me
>>538662272truth nuke
>>538662064nvm, pretty good, shame it's not a mile spark though.
>>538662241how many gold recovs though? if he has 2 and 1100 wit that might win it
bruh she managed to reach the japan cup.
I didn't realise the daily club point limit from having your star uma borrowed was a measly 100. Now my Seiun Sky is being used to train my future competition and I'm getting practically nothing out of it. I fucked up.
>>538662124Why in the fuck do you think i'd give any fucks about someone getting shot in the US? Like 5 murders happen in the US every 60 seconds.
>>538662079>the board that fucking hates gacha gamesDoesn't /v/ just hate video games in general? I've never seen them talk positively about something ever.
>>538662124one horse's life is worth 1 trillion shitskins or at most two whites
I love my bro.
>Literally my first run with herwelpI'm getting raped
>>538653221rate my golshi, bros.By this point im done, gonna have to use this as my ace
>SAAR PLEASE RESPECT THE YOUTUBER SAAR! HEY BITCH, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
>>538662124>>538662465Actually, i'm wrong.>In 2023, the most recent year with complete data available, there were 22,830 murders (homicides) in the United States. To calculate the rate per minute, divide the annual total by the number of minutes in a year: 22,830 ÷ (365 days × 24 hours × 60 minutes) = 22,830 ÷ 525,600 ≈ 0.043 murders per minute.>This equates to approximately 1 murder every 23 minutes. Note that this is an average rate; murders do not occur uniformly over time, and preliminary data suggest a further decline in 2024.It's one murder every ace run.
>>538662079/v/ loves BA althoughbeit
>>538661786>its trueIt sucks he got shot, but I love when the left show their true colors. The liberal ideaology is on it's way out and shit like this hastens the matter.
>>538662538remember to use protection
>>538662314You would technically be correct. He was not in fact planning on running a Mile track with 291 Stamina!>>538662416One. Thunderbolt Step was probably key to his whole plan so he must have needed to buy it over Swinging Maestro.
>>538662610>everytime you try to make a CM2 golshi, a human dies
>>538662538Opera has hundreds of tickets under her bed and pretends to "win" in the raffle, do not believe her lies.
>>538662743I doubt umas would let their trainers use protection
Alright bwos. These are my fucking supports. I'm so tired of being hard stuck at 900/800 in most stats, so so fucking tired. Obviously I have kitasan black guestoids, and I don't think my inspirations are -complete- terrible, I've got some 8 stars in certain stats and the like. What the fuck am I doing so wrong? I just can't make it. I've been playing non-stop for over a week now and don't know what shitty guides to watch and which ones are going to actively mislead me... Should I be using my maxed out wit Dober? Was my account always just fucked from the start?
>>538661786>literal golemNo skin off my back
>>538662272What’s wrong with Indians?
>>538653350This is what one free spark on Kitasan Banner and a couple single ticket rolls on Suzuka banner got me. It's not that strong but I'm trudging through doing my best.
pls be gentle...
Anyone got uma pics where you can see that they don't have human ears?
>trainers aren't allowed in uma dorms>umas aren't allowed in trainer dorms past curfew>but dates outside the campus are allowed and they wouldn't do shit if it gets sexual/freaky/dirtyOkay bro
>>538662862you need more cards
>>538662862bro where the fuck are your SRs
>>538662862Have you tried pulling?
>>538662669SEAfags do.Pretty much the majority of /v/ at this point.
>>538662907That's an American (with some far back Arabian ancestry)
>>538662862>a whole 2 SRsunironically dump 100 pulls into cards
wtf
>>538662862You do need to pull on support cards a little bit to start an account, anon
>>538662981I didn't get any. I was told SSRs are usually just better than SRs and I got Super Creek so I was "good to go".>>538662962Is it variety, or dupes I'm lacking? The support card shit is so fucking unforgiving I'm terrified of rolling that shit without having 200 rolls stacked up, and I've got a plan laid out for rolling on Maruzenski and the Rice Shower support card coming up...
>>538662558pretty similar to mine. no long s or spurt so don't expect too much, good enough to beat shitters.
>>538662765What the actual fuck am I looking at?
>>538661912Ardan paizuri'd me until I couldn't walk right in the morning
God damn I LOVE Taiki Shuttle
>>538663126They're good because they're easy to get a few of and uncap until you have better SSRs in the future. You really just need more cards at this stage.
>>538662908>Air Shakur (1LB)Holy brick.
>>538663194Why does she have one, singular uni-nostril?
>>538663126>Is it variety, or dupes I'm lacking?Both (but more urgently dupes), rares basically aren't options at all other than for specific roles like debuff decks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg4XLrTBy8Hello, please listen to my boywife singing, thank you.
>>538663249I got two of them during my Kitasan spark back to back which could have been my Satono Diamond dupes, I was pretty livid honestly.
>>538663390Thank you. I, too, love your boywife.
>the 9* spurt parent I've been borrowing for the past 4 weeks, getting ready for another breeding session.
>>538662829something like this
>25% chance not to get late surger sparks on Vodka>get late surger sparks
>>538663475imagine licking those abs
>100 rolls on mayano>6 air grooves>0 mayanowhat a nigger game
>>538663390Your boywife is homeless.
Sekai saikyou wa, SOU! El Condor Pasa!
>>538663306oh no the japs are starting to become political cartoonist labeling everything
>>538663658Please be comfortable with your definitive wife
>>538663126your should probably to restart with a bought mlb kitasan/super creek starter account or your gonna eat shit vs everyone else for like 6 months
>>538663658 I'll give you one of my mayanos for 3 of your air grooves
>>538663141>no long s or spurt so don't expect too muchI was genuinely pissed off when that didn't proc when one of my inspirations had 9* long
THREE BORROWSTHREE SHITTY INSPIRATIONSKUSOGE
>>538662715Did you see the video? It's brutal.
15TH!HOW??
>>538663658Reminder that if you fail to scout an uma, it's because that uma has officially declined to be trained by you
>>538662521
>>538663658>air groove married him 6 timestake the hint
>>538663239How can other umas even compete?
cow game
>>538663870Yeah, just saw it. I don't think anyone survives that.
>>538662558>concentration
>>538663798i feel your pain. every run I have good trainings never has good inspo procs and vice versa. ill just accept my b finals 3rd place
47386928Gemini
>>538663895nice abs
>>538663390Nice boywife, but I think my boywife is superior.https://youtu.be/paMc-OEOBBk
>>538663889>still don't have Mayano Top Gun default>luck her wedding alt in one 10 pull for seiunSo does that mean she wanted to skip straight to marriage with me?
>>538664076thank
>1 turn before make debutGuess it's a fan farm and skill farm run now.
>>538664058Who's the neigha who joined with all deboofers...
>>538664238cute and canon
Vodka game.
>>538664058HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538660994it doesnt count as finished career
>>538663895>>538664076
>>538662464god i love dorija and need her on the global
Train UmasHave sex with ningenKnow the difference
worst run ever and fail g1s and URA finals
>>538664478
WHERE IS MILE SWHERE IS GROUNDWORK
>>538664478how tf an artist can make me love an uma i don't know anything about.who's this girl and why she's always depicted as the best bro best girl?
>>538660328Because it makes her look even more huggable than normal. We're past "until her ribs break" territory and almost going into "until her organs turn into jelly".
>Sakura horses have flower eyes but haru urara is the one with the actual sakura petal eyes?
>>538662473i've seen the mods here deleting every thread in /v/ too
>>538664587I got your “MILE S” right here, bwo
>>538664549the difference is that just like how umas are ten times stronger than ningen. Umas pussies are also ten times better than female ningen pussies
>>538664058DAI KICHI
>>538664693flower eyes actually means the uma is retarded
>>538663475Love me some toned umas would love them even more to be muscle bimbos
ChiiiyoChiyoChiyoChiyo-no-o
>>538664742
>>538664334Cute boy.
>>538664804chiyo is hella retarded thoughbeit
>>538664010I lost in the gemini cup because of a late start, never again
>>538664274it was me
>>538664797lmao
>>538664549Sounds like someone needs to be reeducated by the student council.
>>538664797some real beauties. After the top placer last CM was a Maki surprised to not see her as a pick
>>538664478I would feel secure with a uma gf
Aniki, which one do I run for CM? Please and thank you and sloppy kisses
>>538664797KINO. Is that the Matikanefag who said he'll come back when his Matikane is Gemini ready?
>>538664797whales like you disgust me
How the fuck does torena-san keep his cool around her? I think I would literally die from all the teasing.
>>538664797HAWLEE FUARK
I'm so tired of cm shit, fuck accelerated autism
>>538664838Was Gold Ship one of the colorist horses?
>>538664868Please give headpats to the other dog too. She's very needy.
>>538664656She's just too damn adorable, too bad we need to wait like 3 years for her.https://youtu.be/88k4aJUyL1Y
I NEED TO LOCK THE FUCK IN
>>538663882This is the power of Mejiro...
>>538664549hands off the keyboard aoi
>>538665041You just need to tease her back and she explodes.
>>538664797shiraoki-sama i fucking kneel
>>538664975I would say right for two golds and better greens but that power is worrying especially on the left one.
>>538664862she wears contacts
Is El's potential 5 gold recovery skill any good?
how do you guys have the will to make your wife a JP uma, even worse when they can take years to release
>>538664868why is she a dog
>>538665097
>>538665041>>538665187so she actually behaves like that huh?
These are all bricked aren't they? I wish i could combine them to make a good one
>>538664979No, there must be many of us.
>>538665241Tamamo Cross is probably going to release 6 months from now, it's going to be hard not spending rolls until then.
>>538665257Not your bro, pal
>>538665187im gonna explode in her womb
>>538665241I also play on JP
>>538665281Bro, how could you...
>>538665241I have sub waifus that help me cope
>>538664816we need more quality art of fit umas
>>538665361Not even chose to bricked I would bet on 1 myself with good greens, S and spurt and 3rd is good also
I see a lot of people testing their seiun or pace chasers with seiun skills on public test rooms. Are they actually good for cm2?
>>538665004Um anon?
>10-30% failchance>click that shit without even thinking about it>1-5% failchance>nervous sweating.jpg
>>538664975I'm in the same boat as you, ran both in different CM rooms and doing about the same in placement
>>538657728I've been running my Brian in CM rooms, and while it is very inconsistent, she has a strong chance of winning if it does activate. Paired with Outer Swell which is basically the same thing but weaker, she takes off like a rocket
>>538665564umanon?!
>>538664549I tried this but now Machitan is pushing me down
Is it just me or room are absolutely cooked today?
>>538665086No, that was Halo, King’s grandpa. Not against black horses, no. He just straight-up hated black people, because one of his owners who was black abused him at a young age.
Damn this is the most direct proposal I've seen an uma give
>>538665453what can I say? i love dogs!
>>538665726
How come Narita Brian and Narita Taishin have the same first name but don't interact much with each other?
>>538665927Dads don't matter, moms doBrian and Taishin have different moms, indifferent to each other Biwa and Brian have the same mom, considered siblings
>>538666048>Dads don't matter, moms doThis is a Jewish thing, isn't it?
>>538665391Not your pal, buddy
>>538665257I wonder how Ramonu reacted to post-Helios brainrot Palmer
>>538665801How does King Halo keep getting more and more based? We're hitting first-rate levels we didn't even think were possible...
>don't borrow>godly runs that need that extra push>borrow>fucking ass run cursed by god himselfWhy is it like this?
>>538666082>jews invented matriarchySure thing, bud
so close, yet so far
>>538665802>you know every bit of my person>would you accept this ring?literally marriage proposal
>>538666112Not your buddy, friend
Is this good enough for B finals bwos?
Important videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGaKMDMke3s
feetnomeno
umabubu hachimi dubai cup chocolate
Noob question: if an Uma as A in Front, is there ever a reason to make her run as Pacer?Specifically, Taiki for CM3.
post em
>>538665858But if you love dogs, why aren't you adopting a whole pack of them?
Sell me on Verxina, so far she looks like a jobber for Gentildonna
>>538666240are those measures canon or just fan expeculation?
>>538666228Not your friend, amigo
If I marry Fine Motion do I become the king?
>>538666443Not your amigo, compadre
>>538666082No it's a "Agnes Tachyon has almost 3k children but a Mare has at most around 15 to 20 children" kind of thing.Retard.
>>538666374cuz its not only risky, but takes a lot of workdealing with one is enough for my taste, having two was a pain, don't wanna imagine a pack.
>close to burstingSei… phrasing…
>>538666343Isn't that the chick that did that anubis cosplay fucking years ago?
I think I fell in love with this uma
>>538666343mandatory gyaru attack
>>538666419All the 3 sizes are canon infohttps://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup
>>538666536an*
>>538666610Helios...
power or wit for mile?
>>538666629>https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.toolsI ain't clickin that shit nigga
i like the pink little one, she's dumb as fuck but very cuteharu uraraheh
>>538666082It's a keiba thing, otherwise you might as well call everyone in uma siblings. It's also why the gold clan doesn't really make any sense.
>>538666629How did an American like Grass Wonder become a chestlet?
>>538666514Not your compadre, chum
https://files.catbox.moe/qold9p.pngThis link contains an image of CB and Ace being naked.
Mihuono Borbonesu
>>538666610thank you
>>538666824For actually winning shit in CM? Power.For score-maxxing in TT? Wit.
>>538666882Not your chum, mate
>>538666629oguri....the fanarts....they lied to me????
>>538666825Don't be scared of japanese text, anon
>>538666629>only two chestletscmon japan, I expected better from you
>Make the best Uma I could possibly get>Happy that I can finally compete in CM>Try her in public races>always 2nd or 3rdIts just so tiresome...
How many bingo cards did you all manage to complete?
I have clicked the link in >>538666894 and can confirm it's true.
should I take cooldown or rudolf's skill?
>>538666975oh yeah, i should've mentioned it was for tt. isn't winning the most important thing in tt as well though? or does activating a bunch of skills even when losing still get lots of points
how can hags even competehttps://x.com/YR8gt/status/1965269386358652947
>>538667023not your mate, g
>>538666871She revoked her big booby american status to larp as a nippon
>>538666894My dick sends its regards.
>>538667167>Long A>Pace SWhat's it matter? You have to retry anyway.
>>538666858>Japanese horse racing falling off a cliff>bring in superior American genes>immediately become competitive againanother victory for American exceptionalism
y'know I was really pissed when I got her instead of Seiun but I've come around on herShe cute
>>538665330Yeah, it's very cute.
>>538667167You only need one of those gold stamina's to activate to make it to the end, get Rudolph's skill
>>538665743I just did my routine therapeutic Bakushin run and got the Hot Springs Ticket. It made my day.
>>538666858Temperamental and successful horse lineage I guess. Makes for a good story.
>>538667303She is great
>>538665330lmao its like those old /a/ memes, what the fuck is that translation
>>538667195Not your g, lad
Harikite Ikou!
>>538660809>>538661032This is like saying I have autism because I burp or sum shit like thatShut the fuck up
>>538667174Spamming enough (even pointless) skills will end up bringing nearly as much points as an actual win.From there, it's just a matter of RNG giving you 5 undeserved wins, and your weekly top score will skyrocket due to having both maxxed skill spam bonus AND win bonus.Note that it's not *needed*: I'm in Class 6 with next to no wit/skill cheese-maxing horses, and doing fine. It's mostly if you want to be extra-safe about demotion range and/or are targeting maximum bragging rights about your ranking.
>>538667458Not your lad, boss
>>538666183You're only considered a true jew if you're mom is a jewess.
>>538667339alrightnow which one is better?
>>538667483Kitasan my goat, please let Croix du Nord win l'arc so I can another 10 years of kitasan glazing
>Chrono Genesis comes out>fans go crazy for her keiba onna antics>Still in Love comes out >fans go crazy for her bringing back the yandere trope, playing with the game's UI and love story>Espoir City comes out>fans go crazy for her brat gyaru attitude and singing abilitymeanwhile Pandora...
>>538667106>throw her in the sweatlord mosh pit>complain she get out alive but bruised2nd or 3rd in those mean you will utterly crush 95% of the playerbase and are probably still on track for Platinum.
>>538667606Not your boss, homie
>>538667513>Shut the fuck upim unironically on the verge of tears because you told me this
>>538667691up fuck the Shut
>>538667483Kita a beauty of a horse.
>>538666342If you have more cards that give Pace skills then it's better to make her into a pacer and same goes for front
Usable for the Mile CM or dogshit?>Captcha: P2WTV
>>538667679whoops
>>538667878looks a bit stupid and lacks groundwork but it's ok
>>538666240NTR paizuri
>>538667879>Red Shift
>>538667690not your homie, senpai
>>538667637Didn't say jews aren't matriarchal, but the notion that it's originally a jewish concept is absurd
>>538667879erm...bwo? your spurt?
>>538667985Not your senpai, dude
>>538664797>S long aptitude maki just BARELY beating run of the mill golshi with A long aptitudegrim
>>538667684Pandora had an amazing showing and arc in the main story and made people cry instead at least. The fact that they put the effort to record a different version of Gift for the main story was a pretty nice touch imo. Too bad her campaign isn't that interesting compared to it though and just like irl, she's mostly overshadowed by her own daughter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M24r0y2093whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIl0cOoFM5M
>>538666604god I love teasing her
>>538667773UMM ACKSHUALLY SHE'S A FILTHY MUGGLE BECAUSE OF HER UNIMPRESSIVE PEDIGREE
I woned... I'm glad it's over....
>>538667956Yeah idk what I was thinking with this setup, really want to get Seiuns personal in here but none of the Seiuns up on the db are worth it last time I checked. Forgot about groundwork existing, thanks.
>>538668072Not your dude, slime
>>538667878>mile CM>800 powerIt's... something.Roughly on par with going Gemini with 500 stam, 4 gold recovery and 200 wit.It *can* work, but you better pray for Lady Luck to be in a good mood.
>>538668151Not your slime, senpai
>>538666604>>538668119
1 hour until mass suicide
>>538666894>not keeping her shoesno...
>>538668248Not your f-a-m, blud
>>538668187I ran this with 4 speed/2 stamina support and 15 power inspiration, is the play here to go 18*power and/or drop a speed/stamina card for a power support?
>>538657132>>538659420You know it would be pretty awesome if there was a different league in this PvP event for people who just started out, or play casually with not so great decks, so they could compete with lower ranking horses amongst each other.If only there was an option like that, which still would give them some rewards. Imagine that.
>>538668386Doto Rape
>>538668349The play is 3speed/3pow and stam parents to bridge the few 200 stamina you will be missing after training power.
>>538667684>keiba onnagoogle isnt helping me understand this. what was chrono genesis like in the game or story?
>>538668248FUCK>>538668297Not your blud, sport
>>538668386It's a failure of game design to make people deliberately nerf their horses to have a chance. It just makes them feel bad no matter what
why are we pretending CM is in an hour when it literally says 25 hours to go?
>>538668146700k is the minimum to keep posting here
>>538668482God I'm retarded, I'll be doing this next time. Thanks.
check your inbox soon
>>538668561Because with how RNG career is, you need to hurry like crazy if your team isn't fully ready yet.
>>538661083>rudolf ult on a pace chaser >one gold recovery are you stupid or just pretending?
Why do they say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”, when every decoration is Christmas-themed, and not a single character in this game celebrates Kwanzaa or Hanukkah?
>>538668386If only it was up to B+ ( the average career winning horse) rather than B and having to specifically look up and math out how to train your horse to not go past B
>>538668146Congraduladions!
>>538668683they hate God
>>5386653613rd's good enough.
>>538668683translators were raped on christmas and saying the name brings them back bad memories
>it's another episode of good stat spread wasted on whiffed inspiration and missed skill hintsit's all so tiresome
There's an enter code button, but no codes have been posted
I just stopped caring about CM and my fun aptitude increased to S. Now I just do whatever I feel like in career and will just auto-select in CM for couple of cents worth of carats not that it matters at all.If you don't enjoy CM/PvP in Umamusume then just stop caring about it and do what you find fun instead.
Empress...
>>538668683(((You know why)))
>>538668386You know it would be pretty awesome if there was like a middle tier so people in between the absolute newfag retards and hyper optimized gigawhales could also play against people of a similar level
>>538668294I could make a quick and dirty edit if you gimme a few.
>>538668507she's a big fanatic of horse racing and the story of umas, goes around with newspapers to calculate who the winner could be and big cameras to take the best photos she can. imagine her like Digital but instead of being a freak Chrono takes the hobby seriously
>>538668507Horseracing fan
>>538668519Not your sport, partner
>>538668571I promise I'll do better next time....>>538668713tenkyuu
>>538667684Pandora has so much potential. I love her look but she has no art. I do love her time with Almond Brains.
>>538668994Not your partner, bestie
Who's this Dan Chou guy you guys keep mentioning
>>538667273unironically yes, and that's how brazilian horse racing got somewhat of a temporary renew here too, we bought over Agnes Gold (sunday's son) and he became leading sire here, from his genes we even had our own triple crown winner mare Janelle Monae, those sunday american genes are just too strong man...pity football in brazil overtakes literally every other sport kek
>>538668994>>538669057Are you guys going to be finished any time soon or is it still amusing to you?
>>538667683He's racing on 14th, where can I pirate the broadcast?
>>538661424is objectively a great design choice
>imagine her like Digital
>>538668507Her story's translated if you don't care about spoilers for future umas. It's very sweet and her career is also really really good. But anyway, keiba = japanese horse racing (so just uma racing in game) and onna = woman so she's a huge racing and history fan. She makes racing predictions that are called the "Genesis Method" and it gets memed a lot by artists when they draw her making predictions/bets of races and if they end up being wrong they draw her in despair kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehvMYzuhyLE
>>538669132A direct progeny of Agnes Gold races near me but he's pretty old and never won much. I started following him ever since Umamusume Global got released and he's dojng pretty bad, even got put up for sale at a claimant race but nobody took him up.
>>538669140Not finished, sis
I’d forward-bend Teio, if you get what I mean
I had given up on CM until I learned the legend races were going to be the same conditions. I know these lasses will get smoked in CM but do they stand a chance in the legend races?
>>538669207cute thanks
>>538669057Not your bestie, twin>>538669140It's still amusing, fella
wait, gold ship is actually hot?
>>538659420Uma Musume is a luck game, it doesn't matter how hard or casual you play, you just need to get lucky. I'm someone who does only 4-5 runs a day (3 Borrows, 2 Parents) and I'm someone who one the first CM. WIth a horse that had less than 900 Stamina and two Gold Recovery skills. If your luck is shit, play more. If your luck is grand play less. It's that simple and easy.
>>538669294I'm not your sis, bro
>>538669332Unless you are talking about something else, we already had a few legend races and they were piss-easy.
>>538669150It's not the l'arc yet, he's first running a G3, "Prix Prince du d'Orange", i don't have any places to watch the race yet, but l'arc is going to streamed for sure when it happens
>>538668294>>538668967https://files.catbox.moe/8emqsp.pngHere you go. Just for you, anon.
>>538668390Swimsuit Grass when
this is sad...
apart from the obvious (long S), what should I improve on them?
Post them Cancer aces
>>538669431Gold Ship wear the dumb hat and (not)ear muffs because otherwise everyone would realize she is a taller, stronger, bustier McQueen.
>>538667686then i have the best teio here, because i made her win one of these públic sweaty rooms
>>538669427Not your twin, brethren>>538669451Not your bro, hombre
>>538669431the tard hat + headphones are her limiter
>>538669518thanks anon, I'm saving this
I didn't realize how hard it is to get a good Super Creek run. That Under the Weather has spit out two D+s I haven't seen in forever, holy shit
>>538654223Dan Chou here. Its okay bro, I get it, we all have lives, but yeahhhh.... you know I'm trying to run things here, and you know you said something similar last time, and, how to put it in... I'm just not seeing the numbers, and the numbers don't lie... business is not for everyone. So yeah you and >>538656687 I'll give you guys some good word in the unemployment centre.No hard feelings, I'll also send you both a pair of dirt shoes. Good luck :^)
>>538669431As long as you tape her mouth shut.
>>538668507This uma yuru episode they did for the gray haired umas should give a bit of an idea of what she's like. Personally I could listen to her cute autistic rambling and predictions of races all day, makes me want to pat her on the head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1q3XU_6Jgk
>>538667303she is very hard for me to train but she is still good
>>538654223>reddit trashget banned
How does Uma reproduction workDoes a human man bang a horse girl and make her a mom?
>>538669710Super Creek has got a great pair of Ds if you know what I mean
>>538669594I haven't started prepping, this is just what I have off TT. How do they fare?
>>538669759if you do that then how can you hear her beautiful singing voice
>>538669641Could you post your build?I always forgot I have her, and I'm in the mood for last-minute trying to build a 4th Ace just in case.
>>538669431>he fell for the meme and didn't fuck heranon...
>>538669695>"headphones">they don't go over her ears
>>538668146congrats bwo, proud of you
>>538669906well they're not earphones
>>538669828yesalso umas can just random spawn in a human woman's womb too
>>538669662Not your brethren, day one
>>538669858If she like you enough to let you tap her mouth, you are about to make her sing from her lower lips anyway.
>>538669431my ADHD wife is the most attractive girl in the game
>>538668921everyone has finalized their teams, now they're zealously hoarding the optimal strats
>>538669828they are like reincarnated heroes of light, any human female or uma can birth
>>538668571>only barely made 600kdanchou sumimasen AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Uma that's most racist against gypsies and Slovenians?
>>538669995Not your day one, cuz
post sexy kitasan
>>538670129not your cuz, brudda
>>538669828yes, they are pretty similar to female ningen except they have a heat season instead of menstruation and every female baby is a mandatory uma
Deep voice anime Golshi > cutesy voice gacha Golshi
>>538658167that's my line, anon
>>538669594started yesterday, still trying to figure out the best parent/card setup
>>538670167
>>538670241very homosexual of you
>>538668571did about 10 careers once I got home from work and after I woke up to get the title and barely snag the 400k. I was at about 150k three days ago, and I work 60 hours a week.
Uh oh...
>>538669594I just rolled Seiun Sky 5 minutes ago gimme a little time to get a good parent out first
>>538670278Doesn't matter, just run two front runners with S turf/mile and Seiun's personal + debuffer Bakushin
>>538658487plenty of anons rerolled for Kita, that didn't necessarily require whaling. 70-100 rerolls got you an mlb kita, iirc.
>>538670112>>538669031>>538670324
>>538670120
>>538670214imagine being the weird 2% of regular women born to an umamusume. do you think it would breed resentment, especially if you have uma siblings?
>>538670196Not your brudda, homeboy
post pitasan
Join CunnyInc.everyone with /uma/ in their profile is welcome
Anime Gold Ship is literally just a dude. Not even a cute boy like Ope but an actual guy with a wig.
>>538670425no because fantasy love love setting
>>538670425???baby from uma is always uma if female
>>538670278I got very lucky making that Pasa, I was using Kingu (3LB), Sweep (MLB), Kitasan (MLBorrow), Mayano Top Gun (MLB), Cafe (3LB) and Amazon (MLB)Using Daiwa Scarlet would probably be more consistent but I wanted to be greedy and also push my power just that little bit farther. Was very lucky and got S in Pace Chaser too, which my Taiki Shuttle also got in their run, using the same deck.
>>538670167Would you workout with her?
>>538669594>>538670278>553You are going to die.
>>538670441not your homeboy, boo
>>538670425anon, umas can only give birth to other umas or boys, that scenario would only apply if a human girl had her human mother give birth to a uma
I don't care about these other second rate umas how long will I have to wait until I can have the three sisters..
>>538669431Mejiro Goldenship
>>538669572Swap one for Gold Ship.
>>538670789except once every 100 years a male uma is born to rule and breed them all
>>538670459
>>538669896i don't even know how i got her to these stats with these sparks (6*power and stamina and 1speed)but i just picked skills on random and now i don't feel like remaking one
>>538670787Not your boo, dawg
>>538670772I'm honestly a bit curious if I'll be able to proc Plancha with 553 stamina on miles, but I can only hope.
>both CM and GW in 40 minutesbros am I gonna die
>>538670919yeah, me
it's so fucking overat least i got the title but man fuck the grind in this gameis there any way to get the last one later? fuck spending half an hour for each career run
>>538670167Harikitte Ikou!!
>>538670241>eccentric delinquent in the anime>so lolrandom in the game that she's completely incoherentI wish they had kept the silly level the same for the game instead of cranking it to 110%
Is pi a good time for Gemini?
>>538670315>touhouI know it will never happen but I would like a collab between the two no matter how stupid it would be
>>538670960Not your dawg... kitten ;)
>all those guys not making the cut>all those guys bricking Dober SSRCM grind should have been enough to cap event points. What were you doing?
>>538671072CM is tomorrow you freak.
>>538670960Not your dawg, matey>>538671296what the hell
beta seiun: AAAIEEEEE Grass-sama I kneel please forgive me!!el CHADor pasa: this natto smells like shit lmao *spits*
>>538670615I think that run was also on 3spd 1stam 1pow 1witcurrently I'm trying 3spd 2pow 1wit and going more heavy on stamina in parents and I've been liking that more (no mile S yet though)>>538670772I've seen people saying to aim for 600, how much would (You) recommend?
>>538671296Not your kitten, gaylord>>538671443Not your matey, cap'n
Which uma is the best for me if I get excited with Kansai-ben
>>538669828Human penis goes into horse pussy.Same as we have been doing in our world since the caveman times, except socially acceptable and actually resulting in children.
>>538671127from what i know after a year they will let you get the cards from these events
>>538671591Oguri Cap
i will only give my ace 300 stamina and 2 gold recovery skills
>>538671591tamamo cross
>>538671591my onahole tamamo
Guys, what do. End of career. I have Taishin with 1200 in stam and Maestro.What to take, Sleeping lion, or kyoto racecource+standard distance, borth double circle?
>>538671565Not your cap'n, mon ami
>>538671759deep breaths
>>538671127That card is shit anyway.Put a leash on your completion autism and forget about it.
>>538671759Sleeping Lion highroll > consistent lowroll
RICE YOU DONKEY HOW COULD YOU BECOME A SLACKER THE TURN BEFORE SUMMER BREAK
>>538671591isn't the yeppers uma from kansai?
Tamamo is a baby.
>Double rainbows>Summer>Great mood>+24 statsFucking grim.
>>538671959I think she's from somewhere in Hokkaido
>>538671821Not your mon ami, bub
>>538672028such is the life of us non-whales
We need a raid boss mode. like 5 trainers team up and enter 3 umas into a race against a raid boss uma that has like 1800 stats across the board and the players need to debuff and block the boss so one of their umas win.
>>538671959https://youtu.be/_XvzHdO7nrk?t=126
Should I take Stamina Eater and Long Corners/Straightaways instead of Prof Curvature for Pace McQueen?
Uma pussy is bad for you
>>538672321Aoi...
>>538672321I seen what no uma pussy does to a nigga
>>538672220I'm pretty sure the entire world of umamusume only works with our constant efforts to pit umas against eachother and put them at eachother's throats constantly and any movement to push them to practice working together will rapidly devolve into our own Uma 1940s.
>>538672314yes, prof curvature is a meme. double circle long corners is the exact same skill but better for your purposes (CM)
>>538672068Not your bub, broski
>>538672220A lot of Anons here are apparently allergic to anything that involve Uma working together, instead of just each one autistically spamming her speed skill stack.Wish we got buffer Umas (cheerleader style), dedicated "ass so fat it's blocking 2 lanes" tank Umas, and other "jobs" so building a team was actually a strategic decision deeper than "3 Aces or Natie is invited?".
>>538672404fuck i forgot my imagehttps://files.catbox.moe/mi4wyh.jpg
>>538672321>He wants all uma pussy for himself.Greedy umadacchi, sharing is caring.
what if spechan had bigger tits and acted sexier
>>538672558>"ass so fat it's blocking 2 lanes" tank Umasthat's what my front air groove is for
So it seems cygames doesn’t want you to draw naked umas but fetish stuff is ok? idgi
>>538672220and all the trainers will be using goldship
>>538672614this but smaller tits, like suzuka flat
>>538671882Why? two maxed greens is +120 stam, without any fails like Urara blocking Lion to proc. And gold recovery is 200, at best.
Make a new thread, retards
Aaah MOU!
>>538672742are you under the impression 120 is more than 200?
so (You) totally end up fucking Aoi on the hot springs trip, right?
>>538672475Not your broski, oji-san
>>538672830120 is enough and will always trigger
>>538672837*Anything* that land in the hot spring get fucked.
>>538672837I would (plow her), perchance!
>Maestro event starts late October senior yearFFUUUUU>Finishes late NovemberMiracles do happen
>Get S Long, no Spurt>Get Spurt, no S LongIt's so tiresome.
>>538672837Studying with Your Body!
>>538672830When uma has 1200 stam she doesn't need that 80 difference, or you think different? Official requirement for this track is 1100 stam. Can you do the math yourself?More important question is can your stamina go above cap with these greens or it's never goes above 1200.
>>538672743Not your retard, fag
>>538673161>he's not factoring in gutsngmi
>>538673193I’m not your fag, cuck
>>538673161Yes, bonus from green skills break the limit, and so do S aptitudes.Those 1200 spd + Long S Golshis last CM had base 1320 spd, plus whatever from green skills
>>538673293Not your cuck, bull
>tfw used up all TP for the first time in weeks
>>538673561your Tiny Penis is all used up, nonny?
hey /uma/ check your gift box
>>538673414huh?
make a thread fags
>>538653559Sex
>>538672846Not your oji-san, brat
I can't decide to roll on Gold City or Summer Maruzensky
>>538673723Why not both
>>538673147Spurt >>>> S long
>>538673707Not your brat, chap
>>538673813I don't have enough for both and the rolls in this game are way too expensive
>>538673832Both trumps either singular option though.
So now it's confirmed. All thread bakers were from Europe.
>>538673870Not your chap, kaichou
link me a new pic for the new bread if you may, first come first serve, if another anon makes a new bread i'll keep em safe
>>538673723Both. Summer Maru is pure sex though.I will put a baby in her even if I have to force fertility aid down her throat 24/7
>>538673723Roll on hag, get spooked by City. It's what I hope happens rolling there along with getting spooked by Hishiama.
>>538668870If you got what you wanted there would be no reason to "play" this "game".
I want Seiun Sky to piss in a jug so I can refrigerate it and down it later like beer for when we go fishing
>>538673991https://files.catbox.moe/5day2p.jpg
>>538674094I wish I hadn't read your comment, anon.
>>538674094I want Maruzensky to pretend she's a mother bird and im her chick so she spits half-chewed food into my mouth.
>>538674145It had to be said
>>538673978Not your kaichou, heartie
bread>>538674227>>538674227>>538674227
>>538674094I'm glad I read your comment, anon.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FAILED 7 MCQUEEN RUNS TODAY ON HOPEFUL STAKES. ALL OF THEM I HAD ENOUGH STATS TO WIN
>>538674312Wit issue
>>538674232Not your heartie, mastah
>>538674312She need her butthole rimmed before every race, that's what you get for not reading the user manual.
>>538674375Not your mastah, torena
>>538674467Not your torena, oniisama
>>538660192so brave
>>538674312Just swallow your pride and run the G3.
>>538674681Not your oniisama, tovarish
>>538675187not your tovarish, parça
>>538664742https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xN188e6eVAg
