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Teio!
Mayano!
best i could do, they just didnt want to give me rainbows what a nigger game really
Teio who?
If my uma doesn't care why should I, and if I never win a CM, lose all my Team Trials and rarely beat career mode then what is the point in any of this?
>>538674328>rarely beat career modeAnon...?
Almond Milk
>>538674312Sometimes you get blocked.
>>538674292I wish Mayano would squirt over my food so I'd have some sauce to go with it
I couldn't get the last 100 carats from the event... it's owari
I got 2nd-4th every CM practice room I went in today so I'm expecting that I'm not even going to make it to Group A finals. I think Long Races kind of suck.
21 days until Fuji Kiseki!
Fuuuck I knew I should've just snuck some playtime during work.
Let's say I want to make a 9* Power Mejiro RyanWhat skills are a must have to consider her to get for the chance to inherit?Off the top of my head I can only think Spurt for End Closers, Up-Tempo, Tail Held High and SlipstreamOr I'm retarded and should just get the 9* power with whatever I get?
Why I am so shaking so much? Because this is Taishin in question. Best I ever and probably ever will.Also what to take between these uniques? If I take Rudolphs, I can take straightaway acceleration or lone wolf. If I take others only lone wolf.
I speedran 3 careers and I was like 1k short for the last prize with 5 min leftThank god I just had to fail a career
I'm out.
>>538674327
Whores
>>538674607sexy uma anon
Kitasex a cute.
Give it to me straight, docs. Are we actually going to need 1200 stamina? Won't 1000 stamina cut it, if it means getting more or less speed?
>>538674521eager yet so much longer for Marvelous to be playable, but I shall wait
>>538674607Ah, wrong picture, anyway it's mcqueen, rudolph and goldship uniques.
>>538674460Oh shit, I didn't realize it was overGotta start spinning that wheelGot over 2k chips sitting there.
>>538674709just take the easy way out and play goldshit
>>538674619Happy Sexo
Digitan LOVE
And now... the real grind begins.
>>538674720This isn't very Marvelous...
I don't remember CM League Selection taking 4 fucking days...
>>538674682How many threeways did these two have...
>>538674813God I'm so very much NOT excited to go through this shit...
This is the last day to, are you ready for CM?
Wait, what's the conversion rate on this? If it's good, then was the play was to just do 3 bingo cards for the welfare SSR and save the rest of the coins?
This autistic horse can really run.
>>538674273When can I request this in the jukebox instead of Bakushin?
>>538674521>7 days until brown woman sex>21 days until sweaty paizurimy wallets and balls will not survive
>>538674312RUN THE G3
How is Maru for Cancer cup? I don't have any other frontrunner
>>538674848They share their boyfriends
>>538674813When did they add the option to roll up to 25 times with 1 click in JP? I feel like it came around MANT or Grand Live.
Thoughts?
>>538674561Is there some way to have mp4s work in the sounds player?
spurt is so shit lol its not even guaranteed to proc and not guaranteed to proc early
Outplayed
I want Tachy to stab my cock with a syringe full of a strange glowing liquid and then we have feral loving making sexoThe next day we write a report on Umamusume and Human breeding compatibility
>>538674893This'll have to do.
>>538674607i kneel
>>538675038nakadashi nakadashi nakadashi and nakadashi
Do I get a guaranteed SR+ if I do 10 single pulls instead of a 10-pull?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
you could fix all your problems if you ran some G3s
>>538675038None with my upper head.
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
>>538675075If it procs your 1200 speed spurtlet will job to the 800 speed spurtgod
>>538674938your danchou is now crying on his chair
>>538675148
>>538675038These are old men
I hate chestnuts
>>538675285they barely beat a pace chaser on a paced up room
This scamp always has this little fucking smirk...
>>538675038sex
>>538674831Not at all, but I have made my peace with it.
I've beat many 1200chuds with spurt
>>538675328spechud...
>>538675317
>>538675120Least deranged Tachyonfag
>>538675349STEGO STOP SMOKING
>>538674831I love my oppai loli but as a meta slave is she any good?
>>538675262Thanks bwo
>lost the first G1 of Nice Nature career>for the 5th timeFUCK THIS GAME HOLY SHIT>your trainee is a top contender br... uh I mean Trainer>t. green womanFUCK YOU LYING
when choosing legacy, should i prioritize sparks or affinity
how many races should I be doing on my ace runsI go out of my way to do japan cup or anything with big fans but idk if leveling the ult is that great
love my horse wife
>one spin short of pitying my last bingo card
1100 stam minimum so your uma doesnt pace down like a nigger at the start and actually tries to overtake
>>538674986I won't be rolling for Hishi Amazon (I barely have enough carats for Fuji), but good luck!
>>538675349Literally me. Except I am not dodging child support payments
>>538675582Is that the race against the strong teio? It's a hidden event to even win that one. You are going up against a stacked opponent with her if that is the race I recall
>>538675038peak oyakodon
What's dating a gyaru uma like?
>>538675668
ahahahaha whale cucks btfod by f2pgawd
>>538675845No, it's the next one. I unironically won vs Teio the first try, but after that she mogs me nonstop. Little runt needs rape correction.
>>538675917>mlb mcqueenDamn those club point stacks
This is the best I've got. Did I skimp out on stamina too much?
>>538675875You'll suffer from dehydration and hip pains but worth it
>>538674893I lost super hardcore to an anon with a super powerful Matikanefukukitaru today so basically my hopes are shattered and I have no confidence that I'm going to even make it out of Group A.
>say something nice to a random uma years ago>she basically marks you for life and you have no choice but to become her trainer and eventually marry herwtf how is this fair
>>538675317Wtf, looks a little like Orchis from Shadowba. Some of the filler honses really are cute.
>>538675746I keep forgetting how cute Journey is, without her ugly racing silk.
>>538675568I don't know, but I'm sure you can make her Marvelous with the right deck and parents.
>>538675349she just like me fr fr
>>538674893i will try to luckshit group B as hard as i can with this ace, but yeah, kinda...
>>538676085DAI KYO
I LOVE THE PRIZE DERBY I LOVE THE PRIZE DERBY I LOVE THE PRIZE DERBY
Time to cope with 3* groundwork
>>538674893you can cram a new team every ticket during the qualification period. It's not the last day
>>538676085My umas are worse than yours, you probably have 3 aces
Gyaru ≠ slag
>>538676119its sometimes a cool thing to do a run then see if some filler horse is on top 3 or winning, these days when running a mayano one of fillers won a fucking g1 with me running and i was stunned and a little happy for her
>>538675262Thanks bro
>>538674813Why you would do that to yourself is a mystery to me.
got this failed Seiun career with a bunch of Mile sparkswish i had gotten Groundwork on her too, oh well
>>538674893>fail to get group A finals>put the wrong uma on group B finals>somehow Spe winIt happened once and i trust it can happen again
>>538676097>some umas lack affection in their lifes and most of them lack of male affectionit’s almost like their instincts are what make them act that way
who is the most autistic?
>>538675012polymonogamy is the best
do mcqueen fags fail their runs because they go to hopeless needing fans for the goal?
>>538676421you
>>538676131Post that one marvelous plap plap pasta, forgot to save it last time
>>538676456>polymono>poly>monoRetard
>>538676474If their mcqueen can't clear hopeless then she won't win cm finals in the first placethey're just saving time
>>538676275>point flag is gold ship but eviloh noshe's too hot
>stopped caring about cm>spent last week training horses to get a better TT team instead>enjoying the game once again
>>538674364her voice is so bright and pretty
>>538676421It's Oguri and you know it
>>538676421Meek
Okay I guess?That's 2+5 groundwork, I think that's all I have the patience for.
> Starting to train 1300+ score Umas somewhat oftenNow this is podracing
>>538676001From all the CM test I've done, its basically proc 2 gold skills or die, even with 1k or 1.2k. I don't feel debuffers do shit to anyone.Its basically proc 2 golds+spurt or else you lost.
>Getting a good stats run for my Gold Ship, my supports are actually staying in their fucking specialities for once in their life>First Inspiration, No Long (6*) or Spurt (3*)>Okay, that's fine, the run is still going good, supports are still in their specialities>Second inspiration, every spark EXCEPT Long and SpurtGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
what the fuck
>>538676762>guts 2*lol
>>538676673Oguri is probably more slow-witted than autistic.
>>538676846>front
>>538676270i found the print i had taken from this, and guess what g1 it was?
>run mejiro ryan>second goal is a mile race>she has C mile>remember someone saying just to run her as front>front is on F>say fuck it and run>first time i ever win this raceWhat is this sorcery...
>>538676846>she fell for the front meme
>>538676846it happens
>>538676275>keiba lore: McQueen and SS finally ties their families together>in reality: SS sends his midget son and McQueen sends his psycho daughter
>>538676852nooo dont bully me pls
>>538676864oguri cap is gokuhigh battle IQ and can focus up and be smart but usually kinda retarded
spechud heh
>>538676846>making my girl run out front when she's much more comfortable staying back deserved
>>538676846When you're brocked, you're brocked.
I have been 5L+ in every single CM lobby
>>538676846Fuck Nice Nature. The worst uma there is. I repeat, FUCK YOU NATURE.
>>538677161I want a goodbye kiss on my cock
How many front runner stars do you need to get Condor to A?
>>538676773Doting on Doto's dotos
>>538677193>fuck nice natureI wish
>>538676846The no1 favorite for giving head.But desu it happens to all of us. There's just a ton of RNG. Even if you're significantly better in every stat than every other uma, there's still a pretty decent chance you'll lose.
>>538677282>bigger than her headbased
>>538677282I suddenly want to pound Doto
>>538675038STOP TREATING UMAS LIKE SOME CHEAP HARLOTS!
>>538677176JUST MOVE WHAT THE FUCKYOU ARENT EVEN BOXED ANYWHEREJUSTMOVEJUST MOVE
>>53867722610, i think its better to run between 7 to 9 so you only use 3 parents and hit the upgrade on a inspiration
>>538676781Digitan...
>>538677326Then why I cannot fail a single Bakushin run?
>>538677193don't worry, I will
RUDE
>>538677176That gorushi had plenty of time to move sideways and continue accelerating!
>>538675170No however the chance for a gold is 21% so on on average, you'd roll two either way.If you're using paid carats, do single pulls. If you're using tickets or free carats then do whatever.
>>538677176Couldn't stop checking out Teio's ass.
>>538676781>>538677459I HATE THIS FUGLY UMA
so how much "for (you)" is manhatten cafe?i might consider rolling for her depending on the answers and proof
>>538676846The 8 stands for the number of men she has slept with since she ate breakfast.
>spend $140 trying to pull Seiun Sky>get nothingI just want to make my Maruzensky umamazing
>>538677503bakushin is too stupid to fail
>>538677692
>>538677669Shut up Rice, you're dead.
can someone explain me why Seiun Sky is good? idk anything about her
>>538677176I would keep running behind teio too, i get it
>>538677669Keep going. She loves it
>>538677669Rice Shower more like PISS Shower
Skip Nature
>>538676773Taiki love makingDoto rape
>>538677797her ult is strong on other front runners specially summer maruzensky
>>538677797She's a good parent for front runners
>>538676618you do what keeps you happy
>>538676594>saving time>while wasting TP and potential support glue
>>538677282Have to fap everytime I see this sucks
>>538676773Taiki's tits look bigger than Doto's here.
>>538677797Prime breeding sow for front runners
uuuu.... which golshi for gemini? just finished the run on the right, it was all going so well- spurt, 2 gold, S long and even S turf.... then the rainbows stopped showing up in the last third of the run.... so sadi'll do 3 more runs tomorrow before the event starts but this is what i've got right now
Man I love NTR
>>538677692Bro, if you don't get to 200 now, all that money has been wasted. Rev up the credit card. Do it for Maruzensky. Don't you want her to be happy?
>>538678043I see what you mean but Taiki is much closer to the camera
>>538677683i'll just assume from the lack of answers that she's probably a dyke or something
>First Maruzensky run>Fell in love with herIt's over...
>>538676474
>>538678086It woulda been cool to get like Biwa or something.
>>5386780641 is probably your safest bet, if cooldown doesn't proc with 2 or 4 then you're dead meat.If you only want the fastest even if she sometimes dies before the finish line, then 4>3>2Also stop buying the coast is clear
>>538678156
People were sleeping on the real CM2 meta: Matikanefukukitaru
>>538678615Uma musume is a luck game
SINGLE RAINBOWOVER ANDOVERANDOVERANDOVERANDOERDKFLWDNDNDWSDW
>>538678701This >>538678697
I'm running King Halo for CM3 and winning
>>538677547This just happened to me with wedding Mayano. Got all the skills that I wanted, won every race except a G2 (fuck you Narita Brian!!!) but it's a G2 so who cares, and I still ended with a 1* speed and only a corner recovery spark. Sometimes the game the universe just wants to fuck your uma in the ass and prevent her from succeeding as an ace or a decent parent.
>>538678501Peak
>>538677432Thanks broski
mambo
>>538678615>run Matikanefukukitaru>get Hot Springs ticket>She gets blasted at URA finalesI will take this as a sign from Shiraoki-sama that I should never play this horse again.
So the new gaslight is that Oguri Cap (as in peak) is not good for CM3 as a Pace Chaser, what kind of retard expects anyone to believe this when she is a beast in the Pace Chaser position plus Gourmand for free
>>538679039Me
>>538675262>one of the only mlb SR power cards i have>sucks your energy dry
>>538679039pace chasers just got phased outtriple fronts is the new meta
>>538679039Nobody is buying HP recovery for CM3 because the track is too short. Also from my limited testing pacers will never beat a well-built front now that Seiun Sky is out, you just get bodied by the Angling proc.
I don't think I have the mental sanity to keep farming goldships, especially with two 2LB stam cards (yeah, talk about shit rolls)Which one would you rather use?
>got the hot spring ticket once for a good amount of umas>just got my 5th with Mayano Top Gun the only Uma I've gotten repeats onWhy is she like this?
>>538679039You don't need gourmand for CM3
>>538679227>>538679232Why is Maruzensky not a good front runner for this CM3?
>none of the posts that i made the past 3 days have gotten a single replyi don't remember the general ever being THIS badwhat happened?i kinda miss the pre-global threads
hopeless...
>Hot spring ticket >Suzuka: "My body feels light for some reason! Can we get started on guts training soon?"Yes.
>538679540You keep pity baiting every week
>>538679540Fine anon you have my attentionWhat do you want to talk about?
>538679540maybe stop making bad posts lol
>>538679540here's your (you)
>>5386792573rd, 1st would be worth it if she had more Wit but with 300ish for all three I think 3rd will be more consistent
I love my wife
>>538679257the stam gap between 1 and 3 isn't that massive so just go with 1 and hope you don't get rushed too much
So why exactly can't I filter out "club" matches from lobbies?
>>538679039if you buy stam skills for CM3 you are a giga retard
This is no good
Eating Teio ass and pussy
>>538679632Nothingi don't even care anymorei just miss the old comfy threads before this series became "mainstream"i'll just wait until the "FOTM" people leave us alone
bros i have no fucking idea how to make a mile lineage for groundworkWHAT THE FUCK AM I DOINGWHY DO NONE OF THE MILE RACERS HAVE GOOD AFFINITY WITH EACH OTHERSOMEONE HELP
How does this work?Is the one making the doc high?
>>538679386because her unique activates at the wrong time, simple as thatyou can use her but ofcourse her Unique won't do much.
>>538679771please understand, my diy Mile runner has 40 Long races in her career and won't make ura finale without corner recovery
What do you like about Nice Nature ?
>>538679804I will love her if you won't.
Sorry danchou, tomorrow we're getting a Nightreign update so you know the drill
>>538679948She's nice
harikite ikkou
>>538679386Who said she wasn't? Her potential skills are pretty good, just that her unique does literally nothing on the track. The really strongest fronts for this one are probably Daiwa and Falcon though, since the race is pretty much decided by who finishes the mid-race in first and those two have strong mid-race uniques.
>>538679948I don't like her
>>538679915500~ stam (which is what you run for mile) is enough to beat Ura Finale LongJust make sure to stock on stam early in the career to avoid getting murdered by Kikuka Sho or Tenho Sho spring
>>538679948Whenever she yells in frustration I can only imagine her doing that during sex and my peepee grows big but the doctor said it's good for a boy my age to feel these things
>>538679948Oissu~
>>538679879Falcon is top tier you just have to breed turf on to her. that's why this meta is such a bitch a lot of pink farming and white farming
>>538679876Spend more money.
>>538679948Her loser Nature makes her more likely to date a fat loser like me
>>538679962Any /uma/ club like this but unironically?
>>538679948She's like the [s4s] girl - looks are deceiving
>>538679948Cute, She keeps it real and is an introvert dork just like me. It's almost like some billion dollar company got into my brain
>>538680238all the top 100 clubs are
>>538679948She's a loser just like me
>>538679962Tfw no /uma/cord
>>538677176This is what happens when you have low wit.
Hey anon, I kissed your Uma.
>>538680501isn't it the lack of having higher speed to trigger the overtake race logic?
yes please skimp as hard as possible on stamina for CM3do not train it, do not spark it, do not level guts, bring zero recovery skills!it is useless and nobody will bring debuffers!
How did my cock taste?
>>538680238Isn't it based on that mega autistic dancho that manages 4 clubs and demotes people based on their performance? Though idk if it's /uma/ or just some discord club
>>538679957I'm trying my hardest but I get good stats and never get these damn events to go through or I get a shit run but they keep coming. I only got cooldown in this run.
>>538679948I was in a swimming club as a teen and I also got nothing but 3rds and a couple of 2ndsShe's just like me
Why doesn't anyone shill slick surge for late? It's the spurt of late.
I'm going to be running 20 CM races with both of these gold ships. Maybe 40 if the CM is easy and they don't perform too differently.Place your bets on which will perform better.I'll post results in 3 days.
>>538678906Imagine the smell
>>538680789*rapes you*
>>538680712why'd you waste points on curvature with the right one?
>>538680707Grass Wonder is used because she has the gold skill version. It's just that Lates are unpopular due to unreliability.
Is there a what is CM3 doc yet?
>>538680606>4 clubswut
Hey guys am i safe?
>>538680901Nothing better rolled
How the FUCK do I get Swanging Meistro from super creek SSR? How the fuck do I get Professor of Curves from Kitasan Black? I HAVE the cards. I'm not GETTING the abilities anymore?! Am I retarded?
Would you guys marry King Halo and take care of her forever?
>>538679948Nothing. Easily the most overrated pump and dump girl out there. Well, to be fair, her seiyuu is pretty nice. Other than that, nothing really.
>>538681048If you got what you wanted, there would be no reason to play.
>>538681048nah you're a lucklet
>>538681048YOU ASK POLITELY FOR THE GOLD SKILLS
>>538680903>unreliabilityI find that it's more because 18 umas in career + the game likes putting NPC umas in late tends to get them brocked more than any style. In CM, they should be able to run freely.
>>538679948She desperately wants to have the spotlight but is tempered by her pessimism, and I like that while she does keep it real Nice Nature has her own dreams that aren’t as grand as say Teio’s. She’s kind, pretty funny, and you can’t help but want to support her even if she gets continuous Third places. Reading her story made me appreciate her a lot more and I changed my favorite uma from Tachyon to her. It’s not very deep but I just really like Nice Nature’s personality and, ofc, her design. She looks comfy and I can’t help but like her.
>>538681048>How the fuck do I get Professor of Curves from Kitasan Black?I cannot remember a single time I didn't get it, did you upset her?
>>538680960d*scord screenshots were shared spreadsheet and all, it's as bad as you think
>>538680707Its simply that Golshi is better for long.My biggest mile breadwinner is an Air Groove late.
>>538681049No
Holy shit this game is nothing but gaslight
>>538680606>That fucking danchouI wonder how is his scheme going?
>>538681215It really depends. In a gold ship heavy meta like Taurus and right now it's still easy for lates to get brocked because Anchors Aweigh will allow gold ships to position themselves directly in front of your late surger ace.
Less than 24 hours until CM. How are (you) feeling, anon? Confident in 1st place?
>>538681460as if a faggot influencer knows any better than anyone else
>>538681482Nah, but I got Taurus Platinum so I have nothing left to prove.
>>538681482Don't know.Don't care. Just looking forward to watching the steamcharts get chunked in half as huge portions of the player base quit this awful game.
>>538681482I've prepared some incredible umas and I'm likely going to eat shit on the final race due to RNG again like in the last one
>>538681482I'm building my Curren Chan for miles after Super Creek blew her run three times in a rowCurren Chan love
>>538679948
>>538681482No Long or a third Recovery.She will probably workhorse to finals and then its a tossup. Also my oguri pacer isnt rolling that well.
>>538681048it's random. hope the chain finishes in time. I don't think it's like special week or mcqueen where your chance is affected by your stats
this just all happened within 3 turns and 1 race. wow. fun game
>>538681593I want to fondle her puffy twin tails and massage her ears. They must feel great
>you need LUCK rolling the gacha>you need LUCK rolling inspiration sparks>you need LUCK rolling skill checks in the raceNo wonder most people already dropped the game
>>538681482I have a 1000/1000 gold ship with long S, spurt, and two gold recoveryI'll probably get to the final round and then die to a super whale
I'm going to try for Teio before I shit up on the toilet, who should my third ace be if I have no good options?
>>538681482My feelings are lukewarmI did about the best I could do with what I have but I know if I get matched up with a random monster I'll eat shit. It's all down to luck at the end of the day. As long as I make it to finals it's a win in my book
>>538681863imo long is truly truly brutal for thisMile isnt too bad.
>>538681482I already uninstalled and playing on JPWhy are you still suffering in global retard
>>538681482my goal is getting that one win round 2 for the finals rewards i really don't give a fuck about this p2w event anymore
>>538681982>Ragequitted from Global
>>538681482my end closer has 371 wit, thats a 75% chance to proc spurt and win, so im 75% confident
>>538682114STOP IT ALREADY
I am devastated.
>>538682114Thank you for the broken ribs Nice Nature. I was having trouble breathing earlier
>>538681593wtf Nice Nature looks like that?!?
https://youtu.be/lSPY5j7ovoQ?si=y4uyWZN8La801S6f
Hello, can I have an uma wife that is good at aura farming?
>>538681964>Mile isn't too badIt's just a different flavour of rolling the slot machine. Inspirations are more important because not only do you have to hit groundwork/3 greens/PTO/THH, you still have to get Turf S and Mile S. Then you have to make sure that the right hints show up at the right times on the right trainings, because you need to buy as many mid-race velocity skills as possible to not lose first place. I have seen the front runner meta in early Cancer test rooms and I can assure you it is even more of an RNG clown fiesta.
>>538682382
>>538681761Wait, hold onWhat do you mean chainThere's a chain?>>538681254 >>538681180 >>538681148 >>538681096IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A CHAIN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>>538680635I've got a decent banchou but she probably wont win too many unless luck decides to like me. I too have had a rough time training her, every time i get S long the run goes badly. One god run i dont even wanna talk about i lost to mcqueen 5x in a row.
>>538682395>/PTO/THHyou don't need this
>>538679948Mofu mofu
>>538682464yeah when you see a support event the ones with arrows next to them are chains and are colored in based on which stage they are on.
>>538682395Honestly Taurus Cup ace making in hingsight was pretty comfy
>>538682382>>538680851
>>538682464Prof and Swinging require 3 events each to get the skills from the associated card. That’s the ‘chain’
>>538682464shows up at the top left
>>538682475small tip - put lone wolf on nice nature.getting lone wolf from the witch loses you time on building an ace, 5 speed and 15 skill points.
Rest peacefully, Urara.
>>538682551>>538682446Hey guys thanks for helping me out but these two seem cringe more than aura farmers. Can you guys recommend another?
>>538680635sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>538680921whoever made this infographic should consider killing themselves
>>538681482Sick to my stomach, this cm feels like swigging from a piss jug every time I try a test room.
>>538682612the biggest aura farmer in the game is chocon
>>538682475>gutslet
>>538682612orfevre
>>538682612best aura farmer is oguri running 25+ g1s.
>>538682612>seem cringe more than aura farmersMy work is done!
Just do your best and never forget to have fun
>aura farmingjesus christ talk like normal human for once, zoomer scum. those two things aren't even real things, much less actual terms
>>538682778but it's only fun if I win
>>538682478Not necessary sure, but they are pretty strong mid-race velocity skills because they last 3s.
>>538682778she is my best horse forever
>>538680712Right one - better stamina plus distance.
>>538682601bro, bancho gets lone wolf as part of her potential. And running NN this cm? pass.
>>538682801>no fun allowedI bet you also hate nice nature you self-hating millennial
Question: The higher the training level the more stats you get, that much is obvious. But what about secondary stats, like Power that you get when training Speed? Is there any point to also leveling up Power training, so your rainbow Speed training sessions improve Power harder?
>>538682832I agree but that post said "have to" and if you're aiming for that kind of highroll, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
>>538682903>you self-hating millennialThat's Nice Nature's target audience thoShe's a "quirky loser" like them
>>538681482i'm readyPrepping for CM3 has been much more difficult.Mile S refuses to proc, need key skill spark to happen and the career is much more difficult to go through since the Umas i want to use have multiple Long races that can kill the run.
>still can't recreate my close to godlike runs Yeah I'm done making gemini aces, the tiny incremental improvement isn't worth the headache
>>538682287Hello, devastated.
>>538682901Debuffing enemy Golshi is the winning strategy here. Unless its a whale odds either stamina or speed are lacking.And if enemy runs a debuffer and you dont youre already in trouble.
It fucking worked for once
>>538682668>NOOOO YOU CAN'T BE HONEST AND HELPFUL YOU HAVE TO GASLIGHT AND MISLEAD
>>538682475I bet she'd do good in a room right now>One god run i dont even wanna talk about i lost to mcqueen 5x in a row.When you're cursed, you're cursed. I also lost a borrow this morning because of failing the debut race 3 times into constant migraines and night owl procs, despite that, she's probably the best and most consistent winner I have right now.
>>538683103>UndefeatedKWAB
>>538683027What cards do you use?
>>538683198>lvl 5 nemesisthats >>538683027 a whale son
>>538683198DON'T
>>538683103Do you run your own groove? Usually I only see it work when the room has like no strong competition in the front or pace.
>>538681482im ready to lose
>>538682981Yes, the other stats trained increase as well. I also think it costs a bit (1-5) more energy the higher the level. This is why raising the speed facility ASAP is the key way to avoid ever having to train power.
stupid fucking whorse
>>538682981I would assume the power you get from training speed is improved by the level of the speed facility, and the power and stamina you get from training power is improved by the level of the power facility. >AIKAbased
So for CM3, is PTO+Slipstream+Ramp Up+THH worth going for on every Uma or only if you're going for the Front Runner strat? And yes I of course understand the front runner strat is gonna be the best thing you can be doing, I'm just curious
>>538683280No. I got BoFA so I'm going front, she got the lead and when the second place tried to overtake her she triggered her ult and then Seiun's skill did the rest, at least that's how it worked.
>>538683414Tachyon?
Which Nature should I use?
>>538683471>Hanshin DaishotenLooks more like Top Gun
>>538681482I'm getting fucked, I'm pretty sure I don't even have one 1000/1000 uma and I lost in every cm room I was in
>>538683414Cue "Ehh Nichaku!" voice line x 10
So, worse rng on pacers.Left or right?
>>538683198The credit cardthats for mcqueen, for taishin its the same but with kinghalo instead of spe, and goldship taishin card instead of mayano
>>538681482I'm sending 3 frontfaggs to the trenchs to be mogged by a a goldship with way worse status
>>538683527Yup!
>>538683440The full combo is a meme, for non-fronts only slipstream and THH are worth taking and for fronts only PTO and THH
>>538681482I've been doing my daily 3 borrows and I still don't have any horses with Long S and above 900 Stamina. I honestly should have stopped preparing for this cup because I don't have any chance to even compete. I should be trying to make Mile aces but I doubt I'd make any good ones either. I don't think I'm cut out for this game's PVP, I feel like with each CM that passes by my free to play ass gets put into various submissions holds where I have to franctically tap out and then get mercilessly mocked for not having MLB Kitasan or Tazuna or whatever MLB Meta card that's already come and gone.
>>538683721what about ramp up for non fronts?
>do Seuin's career>lose Derby on purpose Well, it's only right
>>538681482It's looking fucking dire, but if I'm lucky maybe I can edge out a 2nd place in Group B
>>538683678Maya, Mihono, and...McQueen?
>>538657762Bros???What the fuck is happening at tracen???
Since Seiun's release, Goldship and other End Closers appearance rate dropped drastically in test rooms. I'm really excited for the next CM, lots of fun.
Love sure is dangerous...
>>538676618>My team is good enough to stay on retention for weeks because people are just doing runs for CM
>>538683753I'll beat you up, Mitcher
>>538683249>>538683258Oh I never really tried to get a lot of stats so I guess that's not possible if you're a f2p shitter like myself? I've gotten S or SS in one stat like speed but never two>>538683664I kneel
>See thisWhat do to save yourself ?
>>538683769they're too slow... but you do meet the stam+recovery reqs
>>538683761I think if you are overtaking a front to proc ramp up you are already winning so it is not a very efficient use of your points, you would rather buy a skill that helps you overtake. Also ramp up only lasts 1.8s, which is not very long.
>>538679948https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xN188e6eVAg
>>538683947Touch her forehead and pray
>>538683875Where is the continuation anon?
>>538683947I haven't showered today so I'll be fine. She'll go for some other nearby bum.
>>538683947.357 to the dome
>>538683421>basedThanks, I know>>538683398>to avoid ever having to train power.Dunno, but my power never feels enough, esp when training late/end.
>>538683947Save myself?
>>538683885Please don't!
>>538683951Yeah, no matter what I did I couldn't get both at once. In that situation consensus seems to be that the stam reqs are more important, so Team Bare Minimum it is
>>538683527>maya is always eternally cucked from getting the senior spring triple crown
>>538683831Gemini is goldships last time on the spotlight.CM3 she doesnt workCM4 she gets outclassed since SMaru exists from now onCM5 is mile again = nopeCM6 is Taishin and Smaru meta, goldship is for free2poor
Do I join Open with my unoptimized umas, or join Ranked with my barely-there B+'s?
>>538684032Dunno. I saved it here.
>>538683947I call my personal dog squad to defend me, easy.>>538684093 >>538683753>Mitcher fags in my Uma threadNot even the best girl from her club
>>538684168if you feel like you can get 1 (one) win just go graded. If you think you can't even do that, do open
>>538683249Sometimes you just get spooked no matter what you do
ChiiiiiiiiiyoChiyoChiyoChiyono-o~
>>538681482Looking at everyone else's horses and reactions, I think I might be able to snag Group B, 1st place.Big might, though. My horses are very fickle with mood, so it's all comes down to Shiraoki-sama's grace in the first 2 rounds
>>538684189I fucking love umas being jealous/possessive, like this or the Teio one that someone posts every fucking thread
>>538674227This is a great English translated article about Haru Urara's rise in popularity and her final race in August 2004, which was actually a sibling showdown against Haru Urara's sister Mitsuishi Flower and her brother Onozomi DoriThe star of the underdogs is also active in Uma Musume! Looking back on Haru Urara's losing streak in Tokyo Sports Newspaper Company: https://note.tokyo-sports.co.jp/n/n27afefb4b27eJapan Bloodstock Information System (JBIS) - Haru Urara (JPN): https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000307965/
>>538684165Bro, Goldship is fucking over even now. There're barely any Golshis in test rooms now, everyone is going Daiwa and/or other Pace Chasers with Seiun's skill
>>538684415It's great I agree.
what other power cards to use besides Vodka for cancerous cup? she gives BofA deez nuts on her chain event
Still in Love at First SightDay 18 edition Good luck for Gemini torena-san
>Roll a tenner on Seiun Sky banner on release>Curren Chan>Roll a day later >another Curren Chan>Roll today>Wedding Mayono Not sure how what to make about this account seed...
>>538684535She rimmed me
>>538684472those are test rooms for a reasonif you are dumb enough to use a mediocre frontrunner combo just because Seiun is new you deserve to loseGoldship is the top pick for this cm, this is facts.
>>538675203This is game has rng on rng on rng on rng layersIts all in on hopeful stakes UOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>538684609mihono bourbon for front runner, daitaku helios, ogurin
>>538681482I have a good chance at Group AI didn't even try last time and got in so it can't be too badI'm more worried about Mile, I have nothing for that
>>538684748Golshi game
>>538684472every seiun I've seen in random lobbies got mogged by bog standard gold ships
>>538684032>>538684189I got the direct source for you but couldn't find the translated versionhttps://x.com/meusakurarara/status/1960717316594835531
>>538678865>urara could have been a mile god but she got idol traffickedYou know it's funny that it's a thing that only happened in japan with their idol industry
>>538684889what even counts as a bog standard Gold Ship?
>>538684748Nice information parroting. Go out there and test yourself, Goldship win rate dropped. Seiun changed everything even for this CM. I'm seeing more Tachyon wins than Golshi's, fucking Tachyon>>538684889Seiun herself is jobbing, but her skill is indeed overpower
I like this horse. She makes me smile. When will she be rollable?
Is Bourbon a good parent since she has both front straighaway and corners built in for parent runs?
>>538684052I run power sparks, mainly because my only good parents are 6+* power. I really need to get parents with accel skills to compensate for the lack of power.
>>538679948She is my Sensei
>>538684982>1k/1k ish spread>2-3 recoveries>straightaway spurt>long S>>538684987If so people haven't made the proper builds for it yetIt'll have way more impact on Cancer cup cause people will actually have time to get something good with it
Thread's slowing down.It's nice.
>>538685136>That's standardwell that's terrifying
I wish I could filter my sparks better, like searching for who has ura finale sparks
>>538685001I'm sorry anon...>>538685224I agree
>Haven't done a claw machine in forever>Get a full house with Ura, who appeared every single turn, always in the middle
>>538685262>didn't spreadsheet his umasngmi
>>538685136>That's what a bog standard Goldship looks like>I only have Straightway Spurt on mine
Is this allowed or is Tazuna going to beat me up?
>>538683139>youre bricked unless you sky!!faggot to the max.
>>538675203keep going
>>538685303>>538685224The general gets real slow at night, it's really neato!
>>538685317give me your vlookup and excel autism
>>538685303what the hell fell off on the right side when the claw grabbed?
fug, long S completely eludes my taishin in all the good runs, i guess this will have to do
>>538685297May huh that doesn't seem so ba->2028WHAT THE FUCK.
>>538683947Save myself from what? I literally want her to kill me but all I get is experiments that better myself and free sex
>>538683058in the 40 rooms ive joined, there weren't even 20% debuffers
>>538685504>borrowing a man's autismhave you no shame
>>538685391Horses are harem based in the wild so...
>>538685303What the fuck even when i select the left most one with the slow speed they always fallwhat is this sorcery anon
Are we decelerating?Shouldnt we go faster
>>538683947An uma in heat is the second most dangerous thing you could encounter at the academy.
What are they gonna replace the KFC collab with?
/uma/ im a moron and need help on one thing.should i prioritize faculty level for training or friendship gauge at the beginning of a career?
>>538685758instead of eating the fried chicken, i'd rather all those uma toes
>>538685759friendship gaugeyou need to get everything maxed before summer or you're fuckedtry to prioritize lvling
I married Narita Brian
>>538685759my rule is 2=< faculty, 3+ friends (sometimes hint gamble)
>this thread
>>538685872nta but if youre in senior year and your umas aren't sitting on speed or whatever giving you rainbows, do you do a speed/stam training to level them anyways?
>>538685759Im focusing more on the facultybut if theres 3 or more on say guts and wit vs 1 or none, Im taking multi support stack
>>538685913
speeeeSPEEEEEEEE
>>538685587Mares will still fight over who is alpha mare so don't expect life to be peaceful
>>538685759Facility for the most part. I will deviate if there's only 1 on stam/speed.
Nothing is better than doing shit the last minute. Bring your strongest/smelliest 59789150
how does cygames do it? every new uma they release is treated as a national event
>>538686051Depends on how much energy I have or not. If there's nothing good, I do a race for more skill pts. I typically like to get to lvl 4-5 on Speed/Stamina before Senior Summer
>>538686195summary doko
Hopefully Haru dying will cut down on shitty Haru eating grass memes
>>538686082This Kitasan Black looks weird
BOFA THESE NUTS
>>538686082Nin nin
Craving gyaru uma pussy....
>>538686418>>538686497
I don't want to spend 500k on Grass wonder, which uma should be my 3rd pick after Taishin and Seiun?
I've been playing daily since release and this is the first time I see this NPC horse name
Here's your tier list for parent farming made by a JP player.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT40SzfXGfI
>>538686213uma has sovl
>>538686195Top 3. I swear I need some skill to kneecap goldship in the last 100 meters. You fuckers are too damn fast
>>538686656it has umas not in global so this video is not relevant
>not a single Palmerfag exists in this generalI think you guys are homosexuals.
>>538686750>2 debuffers goldship
>>538686825That’s a boy
>>538686213them being based on real horses make them more appealing
Do you prefer Mare-based or Stallion-based Umas?
>>538685759Previous answers + it depends on specialty priority.Imagine it's a parent run and your only power card is a roamer. You have two choices, such as 2 supports on speed and 2 on power then you click speed because the speed facility will be used more often.
phew right before it ended
>>538685391Yeah
>>538686853i was told by /uma/ that no one uses debuffers anymore so I remade my ace with less stamina...
>>538686850quality shit post, unironically
>>538686825I like her girlfriend
>>538686976You have been gaslit Shlorp shlorp shlorp
Is the EN clubs list still being regularly updated or should I just give up and find some random fuckass club
>>538686883Mares because bloomers. Just look at Sweep Tosho's butt. Every horse should wear them.
>>538686883Maybe
that's a female trainer in there right
>>538685303I hate this fucking claw gameIt doesn't matter if you're perfectly centered, it's still RNG
>>538687112they aren't updated in the op. if you post id you'll eventually get an invite
wow im so excited!
>>538686134didnt reach guts threshold you FOOL
>>538686825She has my favorite casualwear
>>538685391It's the survival of the fittest
If damn McQeen didn't agemasen me this would have been solid. I'll probably run her anyways.
>>538685758You mean they can't do it?
I can't believe urara is fucking DEADhow could isreal have done this to us
Do events get rerun? I didnt get all episodes of the story.
>>538687629in 2 years
Mejiro McDonalds
>>538687537reverse ntr harem.... UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the constant reverse cheating sex amazing idea
>>538686825she's usually posted when we talk about gyarus but pls understand there are over 100 umas to talk about and global barely has 20% of what jp has
How the fuck do I chase event chains? I don't understand how to trigger them I NEED MY MEISTRO AAAAAA MEISTRO MEISTRO MEISTRO
>>538687790Click on the card during training
>>538687790
Does Cut & Drive work on front runners?
>>538687790rng
>>538687790read what he correct responses are on game tora, a few events chains can be ended by pressing one of the choices
https://forms.gle/6C6KEvvZLWkChhx28On an interesting note, I'm pretty sure Teiofags are the biggest whales.
>>538687790just go training in the facilities super creek is in and the more you fill her friendship bar, the more chances you get of having a creek event for maestro
What's stopping anyone from making a cow girl game with breeding mechanics?
looking for a club that appreciates you? join CunnyInc. everyone who applies is accepted, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>538687882...WAIT, IT'S THAT EASY?>>538687925No I mean how do I even get the event to... Go. Like, do I just train with that uma? Does it have to be a "!" thing from training? Nothing seems to fucking work to get Kitasan's or Super creek's event to fucking START.
>>538685759When I'm doing ace runs (Gemini), I try to exclusively only ever press speed, stamina, and wit. I'll only deviate from that if there's a 4 or 5 stack on power or guts.
>>538687903Vodka my qt pie
>>538687931>Vodka>3You vodkafags don't post much, huh?
>>538687925but maestro doesnt have any options to end the chain
thread is kill... not like this umadachis...
>>538687931Biwa: 1YES! I'm not sharing her with anyone!
>>538688158we are merging back with JP after this CM causes mass suicide
>>538687952but we already have a cow game at home
>>538687931I submitted 500-1000 but I'm done swiping for the year. I am spending an average of 75 paid carats per day
>>538688006it's a roll of the dice bay-beeeeeee
>>538686825She's cute
>>538688297If I have their friendship bar full, do I have to keep doing events with them to get the fucking event chain to FUCKING WORK or will it just happen?
>>538688257Excuse me but Daiwa is not a cow. Take it back!
>>538688358by the time you fill the friendship bar you can stop doing training with them, it will just happen
Sleepy
>>538688378nyo
>>538687903tried this a bit ago, doesn't even remotely looks close to what you have stats wise. guts is obv high, speed is alright as well, but power is shit. granted I bet that's down to suzuka's stat bonuses but still.
I love NTR
>>538685758Damn Condor is fucking massive
Oh god guys, after watchin a few races I finally realized why my relatively well built Narita keeps losing to worse horses. End Closer Straightway was consitently procing mid race keeps moving her to the front of the pack and stopping her from activating encroaching shadow or her ult.I have 3 guest attempts tomorrow to try to make a better Taishin and fix this.
>>538685758i love Smart Falcon!
>>538687931i thought this was an e-mail scraping form though? what happened to everyone clowning on this
Give me a (You) or I leave this dying general forever. Don't test me. I'm the one Biwa Hayahidefag posting.
>>538685758>all those feetthey are doing it on purpose
>>538688483Would.
>>538688635...Nnnfffhhh......nnngghh, anon...
>>538688635(you)
>>538685667W-What is the first one anon ?
>>538688358it is 100% a dice roll every turn, I've had swinging maestro by turn 5 and I've never had her show up for an event before, it's 100% random. If there's anything you can do to influence the likelihood I've never seen anyone so much as pretend it was possible.
Weird to see another NTR fan in the fieldUsually I am alone by myself
>>538688635Sure
>>538688461This time I'm using power and stamina sparks. The Suzuka I posted last time with 1200/300/1200/1200/300 had a ton of power sparks.
>>538687931I refuse to vote on googleforms.No, I'm not making a burner.
>>538688283
>>538686594oh yeah?
semen retention range
>>538688768This is what pure sex looks like.
I told you that globaltards didn't have the passion to stick with the game. God it feels so good being right all the time.
>>538688707
>>538688762
>>538688707An entire group of umas in heat that don't mind sharing.
Japan Dirty Derby...Kinkuka Sho...Tokyo Daishitten...
>>538688935
>>538688762She's really cute
>>538688841I want Dia-chan and Noa to rape me
>why are there trainers out and about?>dont they know it’s UHC season?!>tazuna! Hide them!>HIDE NOT RIDE THEM
What is she doing now?
>my Matikanefukukitaru beat 2 GoldshiThis is the way
>>538689014FUBruary stakes
I am the janitor of Tracen, and I will rape your umas.
>>538683947shoot the gun
>>538688784>power sparks and more power sparksyeah alright, that makes more sense now. thank you!
>>538688917Why is Kita always the pure hearted of this kind of scenario ?
god fucking why
>>538689078She truly is the cutest wife
>>538689298Mister janitor, where is NTR (Narita Top Road)? She told me she'd be here after classes today...
We know Dia is full on for (You), but what about Kitasan?
>>538689425
>>538689386cuz she cute doggo
>>538683947Give her cofee (tea if it's Cafe)
>>538689363irc it was probably this
>>538689425she's going through menopause..
>>538689516I'd still roll for this moody hag of course
have you moved forward, /uma/?
>join room>limited to b ranks or lower>join room>limited to A ranks or higher
Well now...
>no Groundwork or PTO sparks>but 8* mileFuck it I'll take it
>>538689561appreciate the example, that's actually really useful for me!
>>538689490also for (you) but not as forward about it as dia is.
How are there people who don't have all the rewards from the wedding event? Just do your three borrows that's like 45-50k a day. Add in a parent run or two and that's easily 75k-80k
BRING ME RICE VILLAIN
>>538689537Just drink Yuenyeung (Hong Kong tea + coffee drink) and piss both of them off
>>538689386She is not pure, just well hiding her game
>>538689624but she's in high school...
>>538689685>no more AI generated updates that brick SSDsWindows 10 bros, we won
>>538689741>How come not everyone in this thread is a perfect gaymer that knows everything about the game and plays perfectly and 24/7 all the time?>i didnt said this hur durdoesnt matter, the point still stands, even if some parts are wrong.
>>538689474Indeed
>>538689490
>>538689685Windows gave me 1 year of extended support.I had to make a microsoft account and back up my settings though.
Teio is strong!
>>538690046strong baby making sex with Teio!
>>538688935>>538689046paizuri.
Tossing a jar of honey to another trainer so Teio rapes him instead
>game out for months >no good fanfic written yetWhyyyy
>>538689698what parents are you using
amusement park outings with maya, teio, ulala and laisu
>>538689765Unrelated but Kitasan's got one of the better racing outfits in the game, both from an attraction standpoint and a pure aesthetic standpoint.
>>538690195nooo, not the fanfics. Unless its reverse rape and not sonic or naruto crossover
>>538690195>fanficWe don't have a large fujo population, thankfully
I don't like Tokai Teio. I wish she got deleted from my account.
>15 different horses who are kings and emperorsyou just know these yakuza retards said they could only put their horse in the game if they made it the best one
>>538690201Oguri and Maruzensky
>>538690046remember to never show your weakness infront of your trainee
>my scarlet with no long S won and also beat my long s + spurt golshi by 3 lengthsThat's fucking wild.
>>538690195there's nothing on those 42 ao3 pages? did you read each one?
>>538690417I thought her tail was something else. Phew, close one.
>>538690417The uma tails really trip me up, I thought that was some toreina cock for a second there.
>>538690297>crossover None yet but there is one of fgo. If it’s not worm or naruto, ofc it’s with fate. I just want cute uma antics not seen in game or anime
>>538690345Which owner said they could only put them in the game if their design was really hot?
>>538690345
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>538689748
>>538690531>>538690540how do you know? its even got veins, and Teio is lewdly moving her hips
>>538690195There's an ass ton of fanfics on pixiv and syosetu, just translate them
I will make a Vodka for the next CM, this is looking promising. Just need Yaeno to give me Tail Held high and get a bit more wit.
>>538690585Scarlet i think
>>538690653SCREEEEEEECH
>>538690195Nips really like 8man for some reason so maybe look for OregairuxUmamusume fanfics and just find the highest rated one.
Why is Maruzensky affinity with the rest of the cast so fucking dogshitNo Uma likes her what the fuckIt's impossible to get double circle if the hag is a parent or grandparent, doesn't matter who you run, unless it is Bourbon or Taiki
>gives you Gourmand
????????????????I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED 400 POWER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I'M AT 487SENIOR YEAR LATE SEPTEMBER FOR REFERENCE
>>538690195there are a couple of good ongoing ones on ao3
>>538690516Stats/deck?
>>538690841It's funny that 8man is the "literally me" guy for nips and the west
Mares!
>>538690953>he thought it was stat relatedbro it's random just get lucky lmao
>>538690953Anon, it's an RNG game. I'm pretty sure I've succeeded at 300 power and failed at 600
Rice is not a villain.
>>538690864AGEMASEN
i love teio so much bros it's urneal
>>538690802looking good
How many extra races do you guys do on your ace runs? I just do the usual G1 circuit on top of my goal races
>>538690802>Firm
First groundwork spark on a 1* stam bakushin ill take it, grandma bakushin
>>538690953I've had this fail at 580 powah
>>538690802Tail Held High probably won't activate with those skills, though
>>538691232DependsCm2 nearly none unless I have a really shit training layout. You need the stats too much.
>>538691232Bare minimum to hit fan requirements.And in a pinch, I'll ignore the End of year ones.
>>538691232for this CM only 3
Just saw Tachyon with 600 stamina win
>>538691232I only take races on days with no rainbows and if I need skill points to buy shit
>>538691007Sex with Light Hello
>>538691419you dont buy skills at the end?
>>538674813why wouldn't you just spam a few rolls after each career
>>538691143>AGEMASENWas this the REAL Spe coming out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTw0CI-Lgjk
>>538691459I don't buy them but I still calculate the cost so I don't get cucked at the end
>>538691232Depending on my training options, rainbows, and if goldship is being a retard, I always schedule the G1 next just in case I get a shit runWinning races gives you stats on top of skill points and possibly a mood up with a chance of only investing 5 energy
nooo
>>538691134the nigger assassin
>>538690990I could still make a better ace but I'd rather start prepping for CM3 now.
>>538691392>Just saw Tachyon with 600 stamina winI like the gold stam stacked witmaxxed Tachyons. Sovlfvl.
>>538691441You might want to try again when she sobers up.
>>538676001you skimped out on wit too much numbnuts
>>538681482been winning rooms here and only losing against like the 1%top goldshis, but i could always get BROCKED in finals but i genuinely don't care since i already won taurus, the rewards alone are what i'm seeking now since i can't equip two titles, also all of these goldshi careers rewired me and i find her hot now
Mayano please, this is an ace run Why get the ticket now?
me favorite umas
Settle or keep going?
>>538691662>LB3 Dia
2 runs, 2 mcqueen agemasens today.LETS MAKE IT 3!
>>538691812Why do you like starving your future children?
>>538681482I did not spend a single minute preparing for this CM. I'm sending in my TT squad and we'll see what happens.
Reminder guys there's always that 25% or so chance your straightaway spurt fails the wit check in the final and all that time you spent setting up sparks amounts to literally nothing.
I run like this
>>538691882You and me both i don’t have the team for long
>>538691879What do you mean? They can cook
>>538691674here's mine
>>538691954They have no milkers so your babies won't even reach childhood
>>538691915Wtf me too
>>538692027??? small breasts can still lactate
>>538691887>75% to proc spurt>50% to proc both recoveries>37.5% chance to not brick
>>538692037>>538691915Curren Chan runs like a real mare. Maya runs like she is toying with you.
>>538691709Sex with Drunk Hello and sex with Sober HelloThat's my plan
>>538692027I'll lend my Super Creek so that his poor children don't starve.
>>538691849I lost 4 coinflips.
What the fuck
I have been reading and absorbing a lot of information, making plans for my grandparents and parents for CM3 for the last 2 hours and haven't done a single run yetWasting my fucking gaming time doing this fuck my life
Anyone have that image of someoneone saying he's hungry and Oguri saying she's also hungry
>>538692190>Pressures you into marrying her This is what happens to uma who don't snag their trainer early.
>>538680173If I were to run Falco, other than Turf A or more + Mile S + Groundwork + 3 greens, what would I need?El and Seiun's skills?
>>538691709>>538692190>>538692376>anons wanting to fuck hagswhat the fuck? based
>>538691812Show the full pic
>>538691674
>>538690841At least that implies that 8man has a proper ass job, like his teacher intended.
>>538691915>>538692037They both run like kids.
>>538690802the ground is good tardchama
>most insane run ever>both mcqueen and creek don't finish their eventsthis hurt my soul
>>538692412>need 10 turf to get Falcon to A>while trying to S MileThis sounds like a meme
>>538680635Tomboy umas acting girly and dressing feminine does it for me. The problem is that they were tomboys to begin with.
>>538691232Depends how behind i am in terms of stats. Also if there's a double rainbow I'm skipping that race. But usually 3 or 4, preferably all in classic year because wasting a turn in senior year is far more impactful
Why'd this nigga took a pic of his tablet?
>>538692569if all 3 of your white blues trigger you'll be fine
>>538692412Any decent early or mid race skills would be good. Slipstream, McQueen/Daiwa unique, Fast-Paced, any of the corner skills.
>>538692419
>>538692569>no long SEven with golds reroll
>>538690953I got bofa in december and cleared with low friendship and 300 power. It's literally all gaslighting. It's completely random.
>>538689685I havent updated windows since 2022
>>538690953You need to raise your irl LCK statShoulda farmed those pip-boy blobheads
>>538692376It may be a combination of the alcohol, the wild sex, and her nice body but I know if she asked me, I'd say yes immediately.>>538692419I have a crippling adult women fetish..
>>538690953it's a % chance
Here's a breakdown of the last 10 public CM lobbies I've been in:>no debuffers1>One debuffers4>Two debuffers3>Three debuffers2The majority had anti pace/end skills. If you want to play it safe against debuffers, either make sure you have enough stamina to tank four 1% drains or to pick a style other than pace/end. A McQueen with 1100 stam and 2 golds had a massive lead going into the final straight ended up gassing out around the 60m mark.
This may unironically be the absolute best I can do with my cards. :(I'm absolutely gigafucked, right? I'm not going to win literally anything with this?
>>538692353got you, bwo
>>538690297>Sonic crossoverSomething to do with the Satono company I assume?
I am your trainer. Your are my trainee. A relationship would be inappropriate, and an abuse of power in my part. There are plenty of men to find once you retire from racing.
>>538692952thanks umadacchi
>>538692939guts should also be a debuff resistance stat
>>538692569>phone photo of a tablet uploaded to 4chinincredible
>>538692908You say you've got an adult crippled woman fetish, huh?
>>538692985Based and professional pilled
Do I just glue this fucking retarded faggot now, I'm not kidding every other uma was a late runner and she was the only pace and lost 2 maiden races in a row now
>>538692998sex with Oguri's mom...
>>538692985Hello, fellow trainerI heard you don't partake in relationships with your umamusume?Lucky for her I'll take care of such needs. Don't worry if she skips one or two training sessions, i'll take good care of her
>>538692771 >>538692908>I browse these threads with adult women fetish haverWhat has this general come to? Is this the fault of seafags as well!? Please do not @me with images of this hag anymore.
>>538681482Skipping this one too, I just don't care anymore
>>538691887The only true virgin idol
>>538692985>he thinks he can escape the umas by acting professionalBit naïve aren't ya?
>>538693220Cool, I'm thankful for your help. Want to grab a beer after work?
>>538693105You're boring her.
Oyakodon
>>538693105Glue unless it's a borrow run
>>538679879what the heck is a front denier? wouldn't that just be a better front
>>538692985based, don't shit where you eat
>>538693105keep going
>>538692642It's roughFalcorb bros will go thr distance for their girl though
>>538689685I want to go back to vista
Imagine the stench, anon. Did you know horse sweat froths due to a hormone called latherin? It becomes like a soap and clings to the skin and steams instead of just evaporating like ours. Visualize the aroma.
>>538693097I have had ENOUGH of being sexual assaulted by cripples! Able-bodied woman only.>538693226You got it boss
>>538693306AI's mom has got it goin' on
>>538692939late surger bwos its our time
>>538693487>the mom that inspired that song is deadMilfags... it's never been the same since then
>>538693306
>>538693426
>>538679879Her unique is likely to trigger very early. If you stack 1st place skills, you're very likely to cuck the other Front Runners from activating Seiun Sky's unique. It's also easier than it seems because you only need to raise Turf to C.
>>538693404At least you got some skill points.
>turf S, long S, 1100/1000>no spurt sparkSomething's always gotta be missing. Meanwhile I see all these 1200/1200 long S spurt beasts in CM rooms using basically the same deck as me.
>>538693463Is this an actual character or a generic NPC?
>>538693605stallions are gay
>>538693605I want to see Rudolf in bloomers
>>538693582nta but what do those parameters raise?I think distance increased speed, but what do terrain and style increase?
>>538693605>turn a stallion into a "mommy character">turn a mare into a boy
>>538693605Who made this is gay
>>538693426I would be licking and sniffing her body all over
>>538693640If your parents are also at least 16*, then it's just luck in the end. You really need those triple rainbows in senior year or summer camp that gives you 80 stat in one training.
>>538693605That's why Seeking the pearl is the ultimate mommy uma
>>538693640it really boils down to inspiration spark rnggetting apttitude, ura finale and spurt to trigger is just luck
>>538693765>16*of what?
>>538693605
when farming for parents do you take skills with remaining skill points that are unrelated like cloudy days, etc
UNLIMITED POWER
>>538693691Generally speaking, surface is acceleration, distance is speed, style IIRC is wit except for skill activation chance. Distance also negatively impacts acceleration at lower levels; maybe the others do something similar too.
>>538693951Why 3 power on Suzuka? playing her as Late or something?
>>538693889>i feel the unsatiable urge to procreate whenever i see kawakami princess, hishi, loves only you, nishino flower and seeking the pearlI need them... all of them...
Could you guys recommend me a decent team comp for Seiun in this cup. :(
I'm a day 1 player and still don't know how to build an Uma, what sparks are, my parents, level up unique skills etc.
>>538692542But with a 10/10 wife. An idyllic life with a wife who understands you is a dream most men have in common.
>>538694027mile cup next bro
>>538693889I exclusively only train mares
>>538694038el condor and falco/summer maru/bourbon
>>538693582>>538693980Wouldn't acceleration be good to have in such a short race though?
>>538693641She's like Aoi, an NPC that shows up for a specific scenario (Grand Live)Has her own Pal support card too
>>538694093I... I meant for this one, anon... The ultra-long one? How am I supposed to get summer maru from the future...?
>>538693868Any of Speed, Stam, Power? Preferably Stam.
someone else imagine scenarios with their umas right before sleeping? no? just me? ok...
>bring parents with like 30 white sparks, 10+ long sparks, 8* spurt>get nothing except basic stat ups and random racecourse green skillI hate this fucking game
What the fuck is the parent deck for frontrunners and late surgers this CM3?
>>538693568>>538693306>tfw ull never have oyakodon
>click end career on accident instead of using a clockFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKWHY IS THERE NOT A CONFIRM OPTION FOR THIS
>>538694165dedicated debuff nature to make sure she stays first place and a flex ace
>>538694267
>>538693463Too bad, buddy. She may be crippled but she's still got the upper strength of an uma, so she's gonna get ya any way she can.
>>538694267true
>>538694267>needs a confirmationI assume you lost an easy race and seethed so hard you just clicked whatever and this is the resultNext time try playing when you reach mental maturity bro
>>538694267lel, happend to me too. In my case, nothing of value was lost.
>Janitor applications are now being accepted.Oh boy can't wait for things to get worse
Sorry Teio, I see you as a daughter.
>>538694384True my spurt didn't activate with 442 wit
>>538694504instead of jeets it will be hatians
>>538694149there's inheritable uniques for that
>>538694626Not my cats and dogs...
>>538694149Yes, but unless your power is really really really low, you are better off increasing speed vs power. Front Runners also have very consistent acceleration skills.
I applied to be a janitor. I will be looking for any excuse to ban Teiofags and Operashitters,You have been warned.
>>538694229>Front RunnersMihono Bourbon, Silence Suzuka>Late SurgersVodka, Oguri Cap
>>538694952>>538694952>>538694952
>>538694504Don't worry, I'm only going to personally target bad uma posters in this general.
>>538684238I feel like I can win at least uno carrera because my umas love me.
>>538694924*pre rapes u*
>>538693226>That's a JK umaWhat are they feeding these girls?
>>538694924Nice Nature janny does it for free.
>>538695172lots of HQ food
>>538695172i still don't know what JK or JC stand for
>>538695462Just KiddingJust Coming
>>538694924hope you like it
>>538691134
>>538692939that's why they recommended 400+ guts
>>538693097Is Sugar Lights that old? I always assumed she was student-aged, which is within reason considering how pint-sized brats like Mei can host events.
>>538687204nyo
>>538698007bro she's a professor