Previous: >>538715515>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Espoir City (3*) Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Daiichi Ruby (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR)9/8 - 9/18 Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>538738653SOMEONE SPIKED HER CHICKEN
>>538738653>Final 6 days before the mass exodus due to accelerated cyjewingDid you guys have fun at least?
Uma-sized umas.
>>538738749What happens in 6 days?
How to not get raped by Rice Shower?
>>538738653Post THAT webm
eat the fucking veggies
>>538738749yeaI actually play this game a lot because gambling is soooo funyet frustrating at the same time
Digitan LOVE
>>538738764>real groove was clingy and touchy(licks a lot)>uma groove????
>>538738812eat my dick
THE GOAT
>>538738781Final day of CM
UMA ATTACK
>>538738749there's a word for a person who gives up after encountering small obstacles but urara wouldn't want me to post it
>>538738749I did, pls cyjews don't eos yet let me get bakushin at least AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>538738791Heh... guess it's time to go all out...
>>538738875why did she do it bros
>>538738868It can't be as big of an exodus as the first CM. Anyone still playing will most likely keep playing for a while.
>>538737915>haha did you know that my mom and dad were trainer and trainee who ended up eloping and had me>wouldn’t it be funny if it also happened to us jk unless..?Also you do end up meeting and eating with her parents in a career event and you flat out swear to them that you’ll take care of her and make her happy which might as well be a marriage proposal and it really flusters her kek
>>538738875>getting aggressive with your trainerplease tell me you guys don't actually do this
what's the name of this type of character?I'm sure I've seen it in anime beforeThe half open eyes, full teeth smile, usually grumpy. I can't think of an example but they always have the same voice
>>538738958CM1 was actually kinda funCM2 was and will not be
>>538738923Why did he do this? Attention?Fucking dumbass horse.
>>538738791
1/7 Mcqueen is getting rereleaseplease buy
>>538738994Holy shit. I love the umaverse.
>pace chaser ace that is guaranteed to survive even if a nuke were to go off>golshi with spurt to get most of my winswhat's the last slot? another pace chaser but with a riskier set up or a deboofer?
>>538739035evil
Cold Almond Milk
>first thing ardan did upon having a contract with her trainer dragging him into a date and dumping her whole baggage on himVERY GRIM VERY CALCULATIVEVERY PREDATORYWho the fuck does that to their own trainer?
>>538739082what the FUCK
>>538738764
>>538739025Granny here needs to get with the times and start hitting on her trainer too or suffer ntr
>>538738994Uuuuuuh BASED???
>>538739082C R O N C H>>538739090I don't buy figures of fatties
>>538739065CM1 was not fun in the slightest. It was my favorite umas against the exact same teams over and over and over. Long will at least filter trainers who can't get enough stamina.
>>538738958Have you seen the activity in your own club with chrono genesis? I could save 2/3 of my club is at hopeless stakes territory
>>538739035>I can't think of an example but they always have the same voicemaybe Suzie from Little Witch Academia? It's called "best girl"
>>538739082yummers
Which uma would fail this captcha?
>>538739090I don’t love McQueen 28000¥
>>538739098Enter with class all the way, make another ace
>>538739035la creatura
>>538739137Sex with middle
>>538738951we may never know...
going to the beach alone with your trainee was a mistake
>>538739098Airgroovy to punish opponents golshis
>>538738875AIIIEEEE MY HOT SPRING TICKET
>>538738875>Nice Nature>Does this to her own trainerNot so nice after all
I hate Kikuka Sho. Need to gather 30 more of it sash to unlock Go Home Specialist.
20 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>538739343why does she run with her tits out
>>538739137Sex with right
>Running Teio's campaign>Easily get the triple crown>1st place in Osaka Hai>Tenno Sho Spring>Beat Mcqueen's fat ass so hard it ripples for one calender month>"ummmmm actually you just got lucky if you raced me again you'd lose, i'm not owned at all :^)">Cutscene scrimmage where Teio loses>"See lol get fucked :^)"I've never been more mad at a story in this fucking game, it's just like that meme where you beat the boss but lose in a cutscene.
>CM1 will kill the game guys everyone is leaving>no actually CM2 will kill the game guys look everyone is leaving>no actually it will be C-2 more weeks for sure
>>538739035Viral
pure aura
No way my Empress is burping in front of me...
>>538739343>20 days until an uma I'm skipping...okay?
How would you comfort her?
>>538739394
>>538739379to mog the flatties like suzuka
what are your thoughts on biwa hayahide
first 9* parent after 200 runs :D
>>538739389Air Groove's is way worse.Beat Suzuka in a race>"In my mind I was defeated, so it's still my loss"Atleast McQueen is winning within the story in Teios.
>>538739524not the worst
>>538739512A hug from Taiki most be heavenly
>>538739518Ugliest uma in the game
>>538739524congrats
>want to inherit S on mile>get pace chaser S>late surger sparksbro...
>>538739502Keep in mind the vast, VAST majority of people who play uma are on mobile, not Steam.
>>538739294
>>538739518Hottest uma in the game
>>538739518I really like her voice and her fluffy hair.
My first nine star parent. 6 Stam 3 Spd. Real happy about this.
>>538739524grats
>>538739487>Open mihono_bourbon.ini>Set mood = Happy>Save
>>538739518build for mind break sex
>>538739518Big ass forehead lmao
>>538739587nah
>>538739389listen here trainer-san, the devs want a bratty uma like teio to get humbled okay so the narrative stays I agree though, that's bullshit my tei-O didn't lose to no fatty mcqueen
>>538739562actual mental gymnastics
>>538739631why not show sparks.........
>>538738994How can ningens even compete
>>538738994>>538739153>>538739097Also the name of that event is "A little love story"
>>538739713She’s not even ugly
>>538738994Ningen women couldn't beat this...
>>538739502>>538739608Some people just login, collect carats, and doesnt even do dailies. I dont even know what they're doing why bother
>>538739518Her gimmick would work well if she doesn't cover her fivehead. She just looks normal.
>>538739379cooling effect
In my Teio runs Mcqueen either ends in 7th place or worse or wins by 7 fucking lenghts, no inbetween
>>538739608If steam count dropped by 60%, we can assume the mobile count dropped by 60% too
>>538739502Funny how they managed to fumble global already despite the unexpected virality during the launch. Instead of pushing QoLs earlier or gibs to extend the hype, they did nothing.
I am thinking Baku sex
Grass Wonder not Silence Suzuka is the perfect Yamato Nadeshiko
>>538739502Retards think retaining around 1/3 of your peak launch numbers is bad
>>538739487Fuck her till the storm ends
>>538740052t. Grass Wonder
I'm actually just so fucking drained right now bros. Why does this spark farming even matter? Why do I care not getting the maximum rewards? Why do I even bother playing. I just want to end it all.
>>538740052>ackshully THIS horse is the most boring, not that one!
>>538740060Some people are still logging in without doing anything I dont know why
I was pleasantly surprised by King Halo. Instead of a typical ojousama she's a lovely wife material uma. A first class wife, if you will.
>want to sleep early today>TP100/100 + pre-debut again
I'm calling Tazuna, these trainees are getting out of hand
>>538740052Anon's she's from Kentucky
>>538740239Like every gacha ever, yes.
>>538739713sex with granny boys>>538739343sex with boys
>no long SKUSOGEEEEEEE
Why’s she so horny?
*exists*
>>538740052oguri fat
>>538740460why is she even like this?
>no uma have siblings>the closest one is vega having a twin that had to be killed off in the wombUma pussies crushes human peepee so the trainers can't have any more children after that, don't they?
>>538740367i still dont get it
>>538740474CUUUUUTE*SMOOCH* *SMOOCH* *SMOOCH*
>>538740548Curren Chan has a brother
>>538739082Hmm crunchy
>>538740459She is best friends with a semen demon
Why does this feel like she's begging her to hit
>>538740459It was love at first sight
>>538738653Kitasan is so cute
>>538739742Tachyon also has 2 URA
>>538740548Cheval, Vivlos and Verxina are sisters
>>538740532extreme german autism
>>538740571>I like the game/characters and I want the daily rewards but I don't really want to actually play it right nowIs usually the case.
>>538740548Bro.... Biwa Hayahide and Narita Brian... It's both in anime and in game...
>>538740548A lot of umas have siblings. Dia has a little brother, Kitasan has a lot of little siblings, Machitan’s brother gifted her her hat, Loves Only You has an older sister, etc
>>538740632holy shit
>>538740591That could just be a half brother from a different dad or donor.
>>538740460Eishin flash is really pretty. Her running dress is nice too. I am noticing that the simpler designs end up looking the best in this game.
>>538740548hmm? aren't Brian and Hayahide sisters?
>>538740632>mcqueen and gold ship casually passing by not giving a shitthat poor trainer gets raped constantly...
>>538740721Could be but it isn't
>>538740052My FATFUCK wife in the background...
kisatan black more like kitasan boring
>>538740816AHHH *shoots her*
don't fucking Toreina-chan me!I'm not a kid!
you copy?
>>538740853More like kitasan boing boing
>>538740548Bro, Biwa and Brian being sisters is a core part of both of their stories.
I know I'm not going to do well, but will I be able to win any participation carats with this, or compete at all with an uma like this...? I'm thinking of pairing it with front debuffer Air Groove so that Seiun can secure 1st and use his ability.
>>538740853Must have stayed up all night thinking up that one
>>538740816If some girl screamed "human attack" at me my reaction would be closer to "what the fuck is this 'tismo doing" than "how cute"
HELIOS ARRIVED
>>538740816>belovedActually, I ran you through like 10 shitty careers intentionally throwing to make the event deadline quickly.I don't like Nice Nature at all.
>>538740945>Front>800 speedowari da
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>538740885Hush hush little child
>>538741027mega super bricked
>>538741018He's not going to be able to maintain first at all? It's not that he's just going to falter when everybody kicks into high gear?
cafe love
retards who jerk off over steam player count numbers never play any games btw
>>538740940sexing two sisters
Plapio
Say something nice about my wife, Narita Brian!
If you have a mediocre deck DONT BOTHER making Frontrunners.No Seiun Sky didn't magically make Front good no matter what.Front is the PREMIUM position. You need very good stats and very good sparks to make it work. And you need to run AT LEAST 2 Fronts to guarantee it actually works.Stick to Golshit if your deck is Free2Play she will do far far better than any mediocre Front you could ever make
>>538741018Would this be better then because at least it's balanced, or something?
>>538741236humbled by a little kid lmao
>>538741236she is very cute
I want to flick Daiwa's fleshfang
>>538741270Why do you have to run two out of curiosity?
a simple mind simply can't understand the Kitasan journey
Are you ready for your daily borrows to be wasted
>>538741270What's that? Make front runners despite not having MLB Kitasan? Don't mind if I do.
OHAYOUUUU
ITS A NEW HELIOS!
>>538741160I don't buy into multiplayer games even if they look decent if their numbers are godawful so yeah I guess I don't play them. Not going to put any time or money into a game that's going to receive zero updates and die out
>>538741405>ayo skip to the daily puzzle i gotta get my dailies in
>>538740816I still feel like Nature's whole take on the trainer-trainee relationship is still kind of understated. Yeah yeah gosling and shit, but the funniest part is that she is as unhinged as Creek, she hasn't considered the thought her trainer not being hers, every time she speaks of future tense the trainer is assumed to be already there with her
it's a new day
>>538740908I copy!
>>538741403So each of your front constantly fight for 1st place throughout the middle of the race and they get more and more lead over everyone else. Up until the last leg where they get to speed up with Angling and Scheming for massive accel before anyone else and cross the finish line uncontested.
Damn, everyone and their mother are making these videos huh? I have no idea who this even is and he's pulling up in my recommendations.
>>538741272>Front>800 Staminaowari da x2front runner is the whale running style for Long races, I'm afraid.
It might genuinely be ogre. I'm trying my hardest to get a better Golshi but she's simply not coming home.
>>538739487Give her a weighted blanket that can cover her tail too and stay with her until she calms down
>>538740702Winning ticket's casual clothes are hand me downs from her brother, it's cute.
why don't they put new events on reset time?are they stupid??
>24k carats 10 days ago>27k carats now1 spark every 100 days at this rate, I think cygenerous might bankrupt themselves at this rate
Which way, toreina?
>>538741585You will beat round 2 with those stats dont sweat it.having long S and enough stamina instantly puts you at Round 3 finals
>>538741356Why is she like this?
>>538741580Zamn.I kind of had it in my mind to run the best frontrunner I can alongside a debuffer front Air Groove, to debuff end runners and other front runners, and secure at least a moment of 1st place for Seiun. I thought it might give me at least a slight chance. I'm already resigned to the fact I'm not going to do well, but thought maybe I could get one win sometime or get participation trophies. :(Will I really unironically do better with a shit two star Golshi?
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
>>538741570I'm at a point now where i'm starting to agree simply because the free tickets and gems from hitting player milestones just stopped dead in their tracks.It's been a few weeks now since the last cygenerous giveaway that wasn't 50k gold and 50k SPI don't really mind too much still but it's noticeable.
>>538741659Imagine all the extra carats we would have if they compensated us for the missing days due the accelerated schedule
anyone running daiwa in cm2? Who's the last spot in the team
>>538741732>why does this cute girl take care of you?
>>538741745Yesget 1000 speed 1000 stam 700 pwr and Long S and you already qualify for round 2 and with luck Round 3
>>538741751YadaYADA YADA YADA YADA YADA!YAAAAAAAADAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>538740460>>538740732Is Eishin Flash actually German or is at least descended from German uma? Or is she a LARPer like Grass Wonder?
>>538741659Accelerated schedule without accelerated gibs was a mistake.
>>538741693left of course
>>538741453
>>538741585>december dominationTake off that gamertag you know she doesn't deserve it bro
>>538741786Daiwa doesn't work anymore because everyone is running frontrunners bwoIt's Daiwover
>>538741745>Will I really unironically do better with a shit two star Golshi?Yup. Requires less stamina, allowing you to train more speed, is an End Closer so gets access to the best acceleration for this race (Straightaway Spurt) and has the best unique for this race as well.
>>538741876German
>>538741856>1000 speed 1000 stamAh, I'm fucked. I'm hard stuck, then. Thank you anyways. :(Bye bye, Seiun Sky..
THREE MORE TICKETS TO CREATE AN ACEI CAN DO IT
>>538741359
How much do I have to pay Helios to let me mating press her and cum inside?
>>538741876Germany exchange student, she's a pure aryan
>>538741878That's what you get for praising uma when whales pushed it up the charts. All you did was tell cyjews to keep being jews since money will keep coming even if they do nothing.
>>538741903It's staying on. I will convince everyone that Decemberanon is a fraud. Fufufu~
How big is too big?
>>538741786Debuffer Nice Nature
>Go all the way to japan just to find a marriage partnerIs Eishin Flash retarded?
>>538739970Stop being greedy.
yet another fenomenal thread
>>538742072All umas are severely lacking in the wit department, yes
>>538741976
Well that was shit, back to CM3 training.
>>538742058No such thing.
>>538742173Atleast she'll survive I guess...
Is there a better term than gyaru for Helios so I can search similar looking 2D girls? I like the stickers, slang, and fashionable dress, but I don't want the blonde hair, tan, plastered over makeup.
>>538742067hm, maybe I should start making debooferswhat's the general deck for debuff NN
my team is finally coming together on the day of
what do you use your energy / borrow umas for if you're not grinding CM. sparks?
it's a new day!!
>>538742058
>>538742058When the proportions become absurd and they'd look horrific in clothes.Korean Manhwas usually toe the line very well where their heroines have massive tits but don't ever look like they'd be a genuine issue for every day living.
>>538742276damn sondecks? having trouble for both of them too
>>538739379She doesn't have any buttons there.
Is she good enough for the Legends race?
>>538742105My boyhusbandmalegroom
globalfags are so greedy, they play the game 8 hours a day then demand free shit
>>538739082I remember I've seen some xray of an arm that suffered a horse bite. It kinda crushed the bone in two places where jaw connected. Powerful from 24/7 grass munching.
>>538742241kogal
>>538738791don't cry, ok?
why is pokke shown as a huge cunt in all comics
>>538742304>I'm clearly attractive and any man would want me but I can't look desperate>therefor I must pretend to be drunk and make the guy take advantage of me>wait he didn't take advantage me then he doesn't want me?Why are women in manga/anime like this?
What races do you do on your cm3 parents? Same g2/g3 races also give affinity, should i just stick to that?
stash status?
>>538742291>not grinding CMI am always grinding for CM at all times
>>538742058never
"fuji has huge tits" is one of the biggest mass hallucinations in the umamusume fandom
Curren threesome sex
>>538742604DDs are pretty big
I could not use up all my daily donations in one go today
>>538742450It's giving me the same results bro...
>sir, a second Uma has hit the racetrack
>>538742603what did she say?
>>538742661that's what she is bro
How do I build Narita Brian I just got her today
bwos I need a seiun parent please gib me your IDs
>>538742647dozo
>>538742739The M word.
karenjansex
>>538742365this is groove lel
>>538742534How's your umas and supports
>>538742604not the worst hallucination
Anyone have the "Forget Me Nots Tazuna dancing" gif/webm please?
>>538742792What would I ever do without you anon
i run like this
>>538742365golshi
>>538742808
>>538741876IRL she was conceived in Germany but her mother was imported to Japan before birth so she's technically "japanese born".
>>538743008curren chan otw to suck some ojisans for more umastagram followers
>>538742523I'm doing G1s but yes
>>538741659reckon global whales can sustain it? because it feels insane to think that people will just fork over the hundreds per month difference in gibs.
>>538743082wtf isnt that the same story as maruzen? maruzen got snubbed though
NUMBER ONE
ni-
Orange
>no Palmerfag>no HeliosfagI think this general SUCKS.
>>538743008me too sis
>>538743178ce natya
>>538742734Breed Vega
>>538741659better get used to it goyimremember to thank cyGENEROUS for the whopping 12 free rolls on half anni!
Tracen’s headcrab epidemic…
REQUESTTHEMSHOES
>>538742332bigger
>>538743197I don't know about Palmer but Helios is pretty funny.
>>538743197>no HeliosfagEXCUSE YOU?
Is this the kind of deck I want to be playing as front runner for cm2?
>>538743261>>538742332Umas can't be fat, they're running all the time. Even Oguri loses it quick.
>>538743082That's cool. I couldn't find that information on wikipedia or the wikia page.>>538743164Because Maruzensky came much much earlier than Eishin Flash, when the regulations on horses' conception were stricter.
>>538743435yes
>>538743164The difference is that Maruzensky dominated all the weak japanese horses so she made the JRA feel insecure about their tiny dicks. Eishin on the other hand won the Derby and then took two years to win a G1 race again so no one cared.
>>538743232Sex while she sleeps
>>538743448Why are the three of them always depicted together aside from orange hair? What's the IRL reference?
>>538742874For the record, I don't really care about winning CM so meta fomo doesn't apply to me
>>538741751
I upgraded mayano for you, /uma/
hot bod routine
>>538738653She looks so retarded on the screen
MY TURF AMY LEFT-HANDEDFALCO WHY
Bruh Ramonu’s been a hag even when she was a kid
>>538743197That's just wrong
>>538612048>>538612196Blog update!I made it, but absolutely tanked my fans to careers ratio.
DIE NIGGER HAYAAAI!
>>538743887>>538743390>>538743262>>538743197>daitaku helios fans come out in defense>not a single mejiro palmer fan in defensePalmer... Isn't it sad?
god fucking damnit i don't get any carats if i lose the cm if spurt doesn't proc i don't get any titles i'm fucking nothing if i don't win i'm sick of this shit i don't play for fun i play to win what do you think i do this for free you think i do this for fun do you think i'm some sort of fucking charity? no im only in it for the carats. fuck you
>>538738791Profound radness!
>>538743950>Want to run Ass Wonder for CM3>missing dozens of banners to pot5 herFuck...
>>538744072shouldn't have trained a witlet
>>538744010The Mejiros all suck except ___Ryan__
>>538743950STOP IT BWEEEEEEH
Soon...
>>538744010Wow just like how the Mejiros treated Palmer irl. Truly the black sheep of the family…
does the umalator tell me how many times uma 1 wins against uma 2? length diff isn't that important if uma 1 win by a landslide but more prone to gassing out and losing, I want to see which one wins more
>>538743950Nice sword, bro.
>>538744130Hey.Fuck you.
>>538743606They were part of the same generation. Fuku even managed to beat Suzuka at least once.
>>538743448my carrot wife and friends
I just realized something.If we're struggling this hard to build for CM2, it must've been absolutely brutal for jp on release.Imagine trying to farm a 1000~ spd/sta hons with no foresight whatsoever
Please remember that there is a strict NO DATING UMAS policy in your trainer contract. You may, however, choose to pursue a relationship with one of your fellow ningen trainers. Thank you for your attention.
umas under 3 stars don't exists in my account anymore
Which is more important, a red spark for the S aptitude or blue spark for raw stats?I can borrow good mile parents but their sparks are just not there, whereas I could use good blue spark parents
>>538744010Palmer is Helios’ DUFF
>>538744010I know there are at least 2 guys that like Palmer and it's not this timezone
>>538743732the loser sits on the cuckqueen chair
>>538744195>Fuku even managed to beat Suzuka at least oncewtf? why is Suzuka all hyped up to be one of THE umamusume of all time like rudolf or maruzensky or oguri cap in the anime and in-game when she jobbed to fucking matikanefukukitaru?
>>538744217maybe, but JP didn't know shit and everyone was fumbling around the same as we did. They likely had to make builds on the go as the days come and go, maybe right when CM is live even. Whoever found the stam sweetspot was probably king
>>538744175you'll have to eyeball how much of the histogram is to the left of 0 vs how much is to the right
>>538743804Cute and retarded!
>>538742832Mejiro SeXXX
what the FUCK is an asahi hai F.S. dawg
God I hate secondaries
>>538744217Would have been more fun honestly. No looking at a guide and 90% of people who want to win knowing what to build. Testing shit out, seeing what works, "To wtf guys Gold Ship keeps winning here."
why is spechud getting cucked so funny
>>538744475the uma probably runs it in their career...
The ever growing gyaru squad
praying that all my enemies gas out and die tomorrow
Thoughts on female child with huge milk canons??
>>538744475Futurity Stakes
>>538744217>Imagine trying to farm a 1000~ spd/sta hons with no foresight whatsoeverif most of your oppponents are shitters then you don't have to worry about being a shitterthe fact that global has a higher % of metafags means you do have to worry about being a shittter if you don't want to rely on luckIt probably was a better experience there than here
>>538744296Whose the one on the right, i will NOT date Kiryuin because she is a jobber who ruined a perfectly good uma like Happy Meek
>>538744475it's future stakes, the one that is run on the same day as fillies, and right before hopeless. They are the mile equivalent of hopeless and less talked about, but just as terrible to try to win, because you're speed/powerchecked a lot more
>>538744217They don't even know the required stamina checkpoints at the time, it's all a fight between equally gassed out umas
>>538744395just like Tachyon it's a case of "what if"
>>538744651>racism AND a faggotwhoa!
>>538744217Actually, back then nobody knew what the fuck we were doing so it was pretty chill, literally just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks.Also there was fewer people and most cared about the girls and keiba more than meta lol.
Comic LO horse
>>538744217JP was really casual early only because nobody knew what the fuck anything did and people got baited for stuff like the strongest support card THRONE
>>538744395Judt because Fuku is a silly orange gober uma, doesnt mean the real horse wasnt a good horse.He was famous and beloved.>>538744205Yay!
>>538744395>tragic death way before his time>potential horse that could have mogged the competition with enough time, maybea lot of keibafags expected a ton from Suzuka
>>538744217I've seen some videos for JP CM1, vast majority had no clue what the fuck they were doing.
>>538744651I love filliesfilling fillies with my futurity stake, giving them hopefulness
>>538744217Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't we on an accelerated schedule? Wouldn't they have had more time to prepare?
CAM ON MEJIRO
>>538744651You're such a bigot.
Not really sure what the good statline for CM3 is, is this good?
In bizzaro /uma/....
Is golshi used in more CMs or is this the last one shes useful for? Asking cause I didn't pot5 her yet and I finally can but wonder if its even worth it as a weak newish player that only did group B last time.
>>538744653That's your new wife, Riko Kashimoto.
>>538744949more power300 guts I think?
>>538744916is this the first /uma/ oc meme drawing?
>>538744890no because they didn't know what was comingthey also didn't know how anything worked
In what races do these umas appear?
>>538744964if you don't plan on getting new umas for the races she can run and you like her then there's no reason not to do it
>>538744964this is the last one she's useful for a few months from what I can tell
>>538745090Honestly I just raced every single G1 I could and it worked, got generation king twice already
>>538745025i don't know but an anon made this a couple days ago
>>538745025We had some before but that one is from the /v/ stealth threads
The way Mayano Top Gun acts like she wants to be a grown-up and do grown-up stuff actually makes her cuter than sexier. Meanwhile Sweep Tosho being so bratty makes her the fucking sexiest. God I want to cum inside Sweep Tosho's tight umamusume cunt so much she'll look pregnant with only my cum because of how erotic she is
>>538745025no
>>538744949you need 1200 speed, 1200 power
>>538745090classic triple crown and senior autumn crown iirc
>>538744949>StatsYou want a lot more power than that. Get stamina and guts above 601 and 301 if you can. Also don't bother taking BofA, it's trash.
>>538745090I have no idea who you are running but its probably career based, like natie having to fight a buffed teio all the time, or brian going for a harder 3rd year with mayano iirc
How marvelous?
>>538745187This trainer gets it
>>538744890Eishin...darling...rape isn't on the schedule today...
>>538744949601 stamina, 301 guts, and power needs to be 300 points higher minimum.
/v/ clubs what do you guys think
>>538745187Sweep tosho was a highly desirable mare. Top stallions wanted in line to mate with her. She was a regular broodmare, constantly pregnant.
>>538745398>entry>free
>Japan Derby>Japan Cup>Arima KinenIf the horse your uma is based on didn't win at least one of these, it's a fraud, your uma is a fraud and you are a fraud-lover
>>538745324
I accept my fate, it doesn't matter because I'm going to get sent to B league and lose next round. It'll be a miracle if I make it to finals, I just want the free carrots.
>>538745390>>538745304>>538745256>>538745010Thank you anons, guess I need to work on some better parents if I want to hit all of those stats, at least my power cards are better than my stamina cards
>>538745553I'm going to send you off to Group C!
omg my god i am sorry please let go already im sorry please i can't even feel it anymore oh god its turning purple aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>538745498Did you know that jungle pocket has been the only horse to win the japan derby and japan cup in the same year
>>538745758Mare pussy
https://youtu.be/s6thQcWAQ0c
>>538745498It's over... King Fraud...
*rapes you*
>>538745498Yeah, nice argument emperor, however you let this little shit in
Is Taiki Shuttle a good parent for Smart Falcon?
>>538745915please stop
>>538745915if tm opera o had longer hair i would gladly be raped by her
>>538746026Oguri is scary…
>>538745498>tfw the only horses that won the Japan cup twice are both maresDonna and Ai-chan really are monsters huh…
There's not enough art of Trainer washing uma legs
Can i buy following slots now or will there be more cards being sold here?
Human woman, erotic!
>>538745398Horse MD by far4chan clubs need to get more creative with their names
how the fuck are people getting 1200/1200 statsI feel like I'm doing something fundamentally wrongmy cards and parents are just slightly below whale territory, can't be that alone
>>538740052>yamato nadeshiko>the weeb umasure thing Davido-kun
>>538746169Urara is the only card you will get from there.
>>538746207>my cards and parents are just slightly below whale territory, can't be that aloneshow them first
>>538746092Oguri is too dumb to care about sex
guys I'm trying to train my Suzuka for CM3 but for some reason she starts with a mile C aptitude and doesn't want to run at the front, what should I do?
>>538746207you know how>my cards and parents are just slightly below whale territorydon't be slightly below it then
>>538746313Don’t ruin this for me
Built for _______
>>538745398>/v/ mapyoiDanchou, they are ripping us off
>parents with groundworks have shitty blues>bourbon dies in tenno sho haru with 500 stam>on a borrowed rungreat start for the day
>>538744651Rope tranny.
WHERE IS GROUNDWORK YOU WHORE
>>538746193holy shit why is her ass so big i'm gonna fuck human women i'm gonna do it
>>538746264here's my deck
Talking about clubs, if anyone is in need of a shoe trading club in the top 1000s drop your ID.
>>538745736Based Pocket
>>538746313>he doesnt know
>>538746454lol
>>538745993Urara was forced to lose on purpose to keep her popularity cash flowing and her racetrack from closing
>use borrowThis run is done for
>>538746454fuack you whale
>>538746394Sue them!!
>>538746454>slightly below whalelol
>>538746539it's not over yetkeep going until you hit the 3 turn ailment infirmary trips
holy 2* sparks dude
new tierlist just dropped
>538746454>Full MLB SSR deck>"slightly below whale"shut the fuck up
>>538746590tachyon event candidate
>>538746454just go in a public lobby and copy whatever deck the winner used
>>538746591what's the reasoning for Mejiro McQueer being a pyro
>the turn after her depression event
FINE FINEwe're training Guts today
>finally finish renovating apartment>turn on pc for the first time in months>everything starts glitching>bluescreens>hasn't done it again (for now)umm okay
>>538746727Wants to burn Gold Ship
>>538746591I know some people here don't really play UM and are just interested in the girls, but holy fuck. I don't think I would be able to create a worse list even if I tried.
>>538746707How will that event work?
>>538744616>>538744727Nah. Everyone in JP knew which horses were good to run and what stamina to aim for. There's a reason why you have that old image of the horde of Golshis chasing McQueen on Kyoto's final corner. What people didn't know was the specific skills to aim for and how to counter specific setups. There were no room matches so you had to retrain inbetween rounds if your setup didn't work or got countered.
>>538746763should've gotten the dust out and reseated your ram and gpu
>>538746753>almost +70 statsit's not that bad desu
>>538746591>Winning Ticket not demoknight despite constantly UOOOOOOOOOHingShit list
>>538746454Man, as a F2P you need to realize that you're not going to be able to compete with whales with decks like these
>>538746591why would a backstabbing bitch like Nice Nature be a heavy
>>538746834you get item (3 of them iirc) that lets you upgrade a chosen spark
>>538746890didn't look very dusty to me but fuck it you're right
>have done like 3 careers in the past 2 weeks>club rank keeps climbing higher from everyone else working their asses offsorry danchode, but I'm going to enjoy those carats while you do all the work
I haven't seen a single Neicha hit Eyes on anyone during test lobbies
>>538746591>nice nature>not spyone fucking jobshit list tbqhfamalam
>>538746591Put Daiwa in ScoutMove Gold Ship to Scout or SoldierPut Agnes Tachyon in PyroNakayama Festa in PyroHappy Meek in SniperRice Shower in DemoknightVodka in DemoknightTaiki Shuttle to SoldierMejiro McQueen to SpyNice Nature to SoldierNarita Brian to Demoknight or Huntsman Sniper (she has montages for both)Winning Ticket in PyroBiko Pegasus to SoldierSeiun Sky could be Engineer tooFine Motion to PyroSatono Diamond to Pyro
>>538741502It's because she'll never give up being number one in your heart
>>538746936You should watch your mouth when talking about my wife, you nigger
why are we still stuck with 3 borrows per daywhy can't we schedule more than 1 race at the timewhy is the career so slow even on 2x skipwhy do we have to rely on an external tool to know the outcome of events
>>538746871
>>538744217JP didn't have 10 different SEA slugs spreading misinformation despite taking all their opinions from the same source every time a new event or banner comes out
>>538741502>she hasn't considered the thought her trainer not being hers, every time she speaks of future tense the trainer is assumed to be already there with her
>>538743625I rolled for umas and a ten roll for cards + some singles. Now I need some time to read all of their careers and stories. Only 6k carrots left so have to wait before rolling more.
>turbo cryingIkuno? Canon wife.
>>538746991no better time than now when the environment is squeaky cleantake it outside to the backyard or patio, remove the psu, then the mobo, gpu and ram, wipe everything down even the fans.you can even hose or wash them by hand, just make sure its completely dry afterwards before reassemblyyou're lucky the dust didnt cause a short somewhere and fry your shit when you turned it on
>>538746393the ring
i dont know why mcqueen has that fuckable look i cant put a finger on it its like ive seen her before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5P6WuKttxwtoday is an Orange day
>>538747479I'm a manwha protagonist btw not sure if that matters
I love my bro.
its all so tiresome.
NARITA TOP ROAD!
I wish season 2 had more of the lolis
>>538747460man this is scary as fuck, I wouldn't see my uma the same way ever again after seeing her doing this...
>>538747359based
>>538747212This is retarded. There was probably more misinformation spread in JP at that time than what we got.The worst misinfo we have is Taishin being the best for CM2 and needing 1200 Stam + 2 gold here.
>>538747567MY BRO!
>>538747645me on the right
>>538747645I wish season 3 wasn't a massive timeskip
I love my dog.
>11 G1 wins straight + URA Finale>not a single white race sparkWhat the FUCK are the odds of getting a white spark? It seems you either get a fuckton of them or none.
just listen to wit god guys use haru urara and mambo and get 1500 stam+wit 3 gold rec ez game
>>538739502My bad bro. The mobile app is faster than the steam client so I use that more
>>53874776320% iirc
Why is Nice Nature
sex with ningen
Who's the best candidate for a 2nd debuffer?
>>538747691To be fair gooks also spread that misinfo and they were metafagging hard
>>538747567Same.
>>538744296Anons will be retiring after CM and will live happily ever after with their trainees.SUCK IT NINGENS
I'm quitting the game if I can't even get 1 win in round 2
I'm not falling for Vega propaganda
OH GOD I'M DEBOOOOFING HNNNNNNNG
>>538748236>frenzied activates on whale gold ship You love to see it
>Scraping teflon pan with a metal spatulaMy forever chemicals wife...
>>538748203You should
guts is actually 1 to 1 in terms of hp gained vs stamina....
Why is the thread so slow. CM starts in 6 hours It's been 1h after reset.
I like when the thread is slowit's comfy
god fucking damnit this game is such ass>YoU NEeDeD MoRe PoWEr>Me: Sitting here here with 800 powerFuck you Tazuna. Fuck this game sometimes.
>>538748072Not getting 1 win in group b is impossible for an anon against normies
>have a great run going>stats look good>get to japan cup>6th>17th>11th
>>538748559erm i want it in group a tho
>>538748282Why is she doing that? Is she stupid?
>>538748358knowing how retarded tickezo is it wouldn't surprise she asks for this
Getting to 1200 speed with only 2 cards is miserable without a level 50 Kitasan
how much useful are green skills, should I pick spring or another recovery
>no smart falcon>no taiki shuttle>no ugly capIs MKFK the only viable way for me to fill in the 3rd dirt race slot?
>>538748616sure in open league life is easy there
>he thinks cm3 will be easier to train for
woaaah some heckin clovers I can't spend thanks cygenerous
>>538748554
https://x.com/blyoof/status/1954114387209290038
tonight millions will die
>>538748815I never watch my races so this is not a possibility. The game just coin flips an arbitrary thing it doesn't like about your build and decides to fail you out because of it.>your wit wasn't 9000>you didn't have enough skills>your mood was only great: so dieThis is literally not a thing if you don't watch the race.
Is it OK for an Umadol to be this flat? What if a fan suddenly asks for milkies?
what should I improve besides no 1200 on speed and no S on mile?
>>538749079Stamina because you are dying with that
>>538749079600 stamina?
>>538748930The race still happens even if you don't watch it, anon. The servers over at Cygames' server buildings, wherever those may be, actually simulate the race in its entirety. It happens whether or not you watch it. Does life not happen if you simply close your eyes? Does the world not exist when you're not looking at it? Do the stars in the sky cease to exist when it's day, and does the sun cease to exist in the night? Just because you're not looking at it doesn't mean it's not happening. You're a human being that evolved object permanence and abstract thinking. Make proper use of those.
suzuka...
>>538749079Bro your groundwork?
>>538747691it wasn't nearly as bad, I used to watch videos to prepare back then and nips only gave the track description, what skills to buy and what umas to usethere was no "you must use front Urara or the enemi Taishin is gonna win bro" or the blocker Bakushin retards are already started to spread as a legitimate strategy
What's a good Stamina to target for CM3, assuming no recoveries even white ones? Do people even run debuffers on Sprint and Mile CMs?
>>538748930Damn, you evolved past the green lady's gaslighting and came up with your own gaslighting to excuse you from actually realizing what happens during a race.
I like cappie
So close... if she had 1200 speed and S rank mile she would've been perfect
>>538748930the races are simulated even if you skip BUT i do agree with you that the game just does a bullshit coinflip which anons will then nitpick like "HURRR YOUR TURF WASN'T S EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD S LONG, OH BUT YOU ONLY HAD 600 WIT AND 1100 STAM ONLY 900 POWER OH BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH GUTS" but then horses with like 700 speed and 500 wit and A tier track affinity will win. so i don't watch my races
Little slut
>>538749156>>538749136>>538749240is 600 the minimum? also do you need gold stamina skills too?another question, should I use LB3 SR Ryan or is LB1 Vodka better even as a stat stick?
is she actually called one piece?
A reminder that if your Trainee is a stallion you canonicaly spend 3 years being streched by horse cock and ruthlessly filled with horse cum.
>>538749506People forget your uma can simply block the other one or be blocked by an opponent’s uma due to rng and there’s nothing you can do about it
>>538749301Target stamina will be 500-600 depending on strategy (pace needs more - end needs less)You dont need white recoveries because that stamina is easily achievable without stam cards / power cards / only 1 stam cardDedicated debuffers are useless on Sprint Mile since the race is so short and everyone easily meets the stamina requirements. You instead use Aces that just so happen to have Debuff skills as a bonus.
Today the thread is also nice, comfy and slow.Are we reaching the golden age of /uma/?
>>538749079Stamina and Guts to 601 and 301, at least another green skill, El Condor Pasa's unique, better skills (red shift, early lead and prepared to pass are useless for you)
>>538749709"META"
my canon wife
>>538749709>Atrum GrinoireDamn cool name for an npc
Is 1 length in Umaverse the same as 1 length IRL?
>>538749619i don't think people forget that. when nitpicking they either just want to help or more commonly act like the reason they win a race is pure skill and not 10% calculated decisions + 90% rng
>>538749441>Firm ConditionsHeh...
>>538749079there are hidden speed bonuses if you hit 601+ stam and 301+ guts
>>5387496525 hours until endless suffering
>>538749709There was 0 chance she'd beat Nexus Force anyways, anon
>>538749709How is it posibble for a front runner to get brocked kek.
>>538749652I hope so
how would tazuna react if i proposed marriage to her?
DOTO'S DOTOS
>>538742421I mean horse can bite as hard as weakest adult lion can
>>538749841I was tricked...
Is this good?
>>538749239Fat fucking tits, Super Tits
why is Dober like this?
Race track specialists are the worst
BROS I AM FUCKEDWHY DO I FIND THIS PICTURE EXTREMELY HOTWHY DO I WANT TO PUT MY CIRCUNSICED MEXICAN COCK AROUND SHOWERAM I DOOMED FOREVER
>>538750317isn't dober turbo anti males
>>538750414yes, until she met her trainer
>>538750369>heart (stam) icon>increase SPEED, stamina AND WISDOM
>>538750383>CIRCUNSICED MEXICAN COCKHuh? Do they seriously still do that over there?
What causes horses to be sexist towards humans? Why hate one human sex and be fine with the other?
>>538750498my apologies, tried to say uncircunsiced
>>538750498No, he's a jew
Aieeeeeee, my Taishin is fucked
me and my trainee every night
Vega is really cute
Give it to me straight bros, is she going to give out before the end? This is the best golshi I was able to do, and it had to be the run where Creek didn't finish
>>538750564>jew>mexicanjust being from a third world country is a struggle why add more?
>>538750738why are you afraid of sexy girls?
latest jp traineeespoir city!
>>538750564I don't think mexicans can multi class into jews
you wouldn't actually have sex with a borderline loli-hebe like tokai teio, right?
>>538750749If not debuffed, both golds proc and she didn't get rushed, sure. Wit is too low though so I wouldn't be so optimistic
>>538750840I'm sorry I'm just a man
>>538750840this brat is asking for it, there is only so much a man can take
I have accepted my fate….My fate to win that is!
>>538750749you are at the edge of not making itjust pray you dont get randomly debuffed or you get such a big lead you limping doesnt make a difference
Why does Sky hate the gate?
>>538750840i would ravage teio day and night
>>538750840of course not. We men belong to human females.
Teio's top is ugly. She should take it out
>>538750943That's right, and human men and umas should NOT racemix.
retard here, i just got winning ticket ssr, how do i uncap her?
>>538749776>17 years old
https://youtu.be/ODdIKWcpruo
>>538751159Hard to believe she's 47
jwu>>538730216>every half anni gives 100 rolls 3k gems except for the first one>every anni gives 120 rolls 3k gems>>538732475>Woah... 3k gems... just enough for two pulls... when you need 30k to even hit the pity spark... Cygenerous...Since you're given 120 rolls equivalent to 18k gems, you only need 12k to hit the pity spark.By the way you're a gay retard, in case you weren't aware already.
>>538750826Admiring those tits
i'm fucking burned out already... my evil nature runs either fucking die at the classic year arima kinen or she doesn't get the decent buffs...the worst part is that this is all literal RNG and i can't do absolutely anything about it...
My oshis? Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri.
>>538751336God look at that thigh squish, those fluffy twin tails My god, she even has a breast crease
Y
CM2 get inI'm testing new Golshi78948003
>>538749652possibly just in time for autumn G1 season
>play Maruzensky career>"okie dokie artichokey"I LOVE HER I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH
>Taishin, despite being accepted by everyone, having a supportive group of friends/teachers/trainers and a loving familyWhy is she like this?
There is nothing more depressing than getting the best, most crazy start to a run in your life, and for it to slowly and pathetically wither into nothing by a miserable lack of rainbows.
>>538751336kek, meanwhile I can win despite shit sparks or cards by buying speed debuffs and maestro.
I just failed the hoe event with over 400 power WTF
>>538751629And she's also sexo to boot!
>>538751667it is literally random. I cleared it the other day with 300 power and blue friendship with the director
>>538749652
uffthis actually looks like it might just workmaybe if I run 2 debuffers I have a chance...
>>538751956it was cp right
>>538751972>289 witsngmi
>>538752030AIEEEEEEEEE JANNIES HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>538751956More cp huh
>>538751972If she doesn't pop all 3 recoveries she's dead, and she's kinda retarded so it's going to be hard
>>538751956That was just Kat from /xivg/He's a finnish turbo schizo that is now on an interpol list and isn't allowed to leave his country anymore after calling in bomb threats in Canada a couple of months ago.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/airport-bomb-threats-1.7576069He is a legit case of severe schizophrenia, paranoia and whatever mental illness you can think of. It has nothing to do with /uma/
I'm convinced the left-handed event on Suzuka is bugged and it only shows up randomly in the same way that events from cards you don't have show up, even if you equip it. It's baffling how little it shows up. I've gotten the event like once in the last 5 fucking days. I think I've gotten the fucking Mejiro Palmer card's energy stealing event more often.
>>538751972Check this out
>>538752143was it CP or """CP"""?
>tfw no reply
>>538751183You need to get duplicates to uncap support cards
>>538752236You're better of inheriting it and using a better card
>Fail 2 10% back to back seconds starting a new careerI literally just want the money dammit
>>538750828I like to think that dirt umas are freaks in bed only eclipsed by dual surface umas[/ spoiler]
Do you think Cheval Grand would let me rape her?
>>538752415I have 3LB of it and only 1LB Sweep so I'm stuck with it.
>>538752331it was pretty mild stuff
>maestro chain missed>spe chain missed>deep breaths>slacker into 3 rainbowsI'm kms
>>538752343you are retarded
LETS GO GAMBLING
>>538752237that horse seems oddly familiar...
>>538751482very fast Mcqueen running at incredible hihg speed
>>538752578Just some 12 year old being a slut online again?
>>538752237ENTER THE GEOGRAPHICALLY CHALLENGED GOD SHIP (WITLESS EDITION)
My account is so fucking bricked i don't have any mlb STA card
long S was a gaslight
>>538753134Same here...
Sometimes i hate this game
>>538752832I've been made!
>>538753134And I only have 1 MLB SSR speed card Eishin Flash.You have no idea how fucked I am
>>538753140witgawd said Turf S but once again, no one listened
My major problem with the game is that half the time something looks like it should give you an overwhelming reward and then 90% of the time its a mask shard or a spool or a fucking shard bundle, Meanwhile all the tools and charms are in shops
>>538753134I have no MLB stamina nor any MLB speed. GOML
>>538752145it seems like 2 recoveries is just barely enoughI'll do some testing and if stamina should be an issue my backup strat is using suicide Urara
>>538753134i don't have an mlb card at all lmao.I do have 1lb kitasan and a 1lb super creek but they kinda suck at that level
>>538753242SR*, fuck
>>538753256
>>538743435>>538743435would it not be better to borrow mlb suzuka ?
What racecourse is Cancer cup?
>>538752812did you win? how does often does your mayano proc that
>>538753387Fuck me man
Official swimsuit ponytail dia-chan from the newest chapter of umamusumeshi
>>538753256Play better metroidvanias
>run is going perfectly>last events that give professor of curvature and swinging maestro simply don't trigger Cool. Great game.
which one, umadachis?
>>538753323Are you testing with debuffers?
Important poll do not miss.Also should i waste the 3 runs i have for today trying to improve my aces or should i just make a half-assed debuffer?
>>538753256Ironically, my major problem with the game is also that you don't get good enough rewards.
I haven't built anythingI'm going to fucking die
>>538753034curren chan did her best
>>538753034CM2give me another run40749781
>>538753531Left is just plain better
when will i get 3stam or 3 power spark with groundwork?i'm getting tired, it's been weeks of nothing
>>538753578Nevermind i'm retarded. Here's the poll.https://poal.me/ah93fg
>>538753713you dont need 3 stam or power though 2 is enough
QRD on Lone Wolf?
>>538752748How
>>538753543that's the plan
>>538753865always get it
>>538753865there are two wolves inside you
>>538753256So it's the exact same problem as the first game?Thanks for saving my time.
>>538753865
>>538753256LMAOOOTHIS NIGGA PLAYING SHITSHART
>>538753256At least you're not a /vt/umor
>>538753256My major problem with the game is that I sacrificed my motor skills by pushing myself over the limits of the human body so I can't play anything that requires timing or hand dextery.
>>538753397you'll never guess which horse i was runningbut even if i could run her i wouldn't, she's not that good on aces and I need some source of wit, FM can carry you to at least 500 on an uma with no wit bonus
RNG fiesta assemble!
She won a CM2 lobby against 2 golshis and narita, WTF?
>>538753456yeahtoo little times
I want to say thanks to the Vega anon that post lots of her pics, I will take most of them
>>538754067free promotion andif you are brocked you are _ _ _ _ _
>>538754067uma musume is a Tachyon game
>>538753713getting 3 stam/power sparks is 3% per rungetting groundwork spark is 20%, getting 3* on that is (hopefully) 33,3%in that case, your chances of getting all that is 0,2% or once every 500 career runs.godspeed
what if i had sex with mihono bourbon
Someone spoonfeed me the Nice Neicha cookbook of stinkiness.
>>538753919Id like to see Super Creek with two wolves inside of her
>>538754067post his deck
Slowly getting the hang of training her, just need to hit the mile spark inspiration Kokura Racecourse was learned since nothing else was worth it I think this deck is alright for aces>Chances for standard distance in Eishin >Good energy and mood from kitasan + eishin >Mile corner from Fuji Kiseki/Zoomer>Summer Runner hints from Fuji Kiseki>Left handed and Front Runner skills from SuzukaIn some other high roll runs manage to get similar statlines but with + 200 wit on top, just need to roll the dice
Is there a basic groundwork to consistently get level 5 skills? It's frustrating to get 3* spark, but my skills are only at level 3.
>>538754012taishin would say this
>>538753794>>538753578>teio is the rx-7 of umasof course she is>>538754067Pure blue skills Tachyon is a valid strat she's just so hard to train
if you use urara in cm3 you are a faggot
>>538753880that dont tell me where to get dupes stupid
>>538754067Guts game
>>538754165Can people with an extreme grade of autism consent?
>>538754216
>>538754165Did you pay for the fleshlight add-on? It doesen't come with the base model.
>>538754213What parents are you using? I'm using 8 turf/6 mile ones and praying
>>538753794Two aces and a REAL front runner to cuck staminalets who are running front Urara.
>>538754213Who are you borrowing to do this?
This whole farming feels like an actual job.I have to get so much shit right, while relying on RNG, while having a good deck too, and a good parent.I think I'll just throw whatever I have on cancer cup and this one.
>>538754554based
>>538752208did you see her fansly?
>>538753981Lone wolf isn't a prisoners dilemma because it is objectively the best move to have it on one of your aces or your debuffer.No one else has it and you get +40 speedIf someone else has it you locked itThe only choice is if you think it's worth losing 60 points on a debuffer or ace, both have their upsides and downsidesBut you should ALWAYS have one copy of lone wolf on someone.
>he is """""parentfarming"""""
>>538754067huhshould i race one of mine?
>>538754253>rx-7The gundam?
>>538754554This is the only competitive event this game has for a while and gives you free shit for participatingJust pick your free shit from whatever you can get and move on bro. No need to force yourself to do the autistic grinding. Just enjoy whatever happens.
Thinkgen about Teio...
>gemini rape todaytime for my last place in B group...
>>538754338retard
I don't get the groundwork meme. I'm farming evil natie and she keeps getting groundwork every single time from the shitty rudolf R card and out of the like 20 evil naties i've done in the past couple days, at least half got the spark
>>538754718Yes
>>538754650No, I don't play XIV anymore, haven't been in the general for two years and only learned about it by an old friend who still plays.I complained that I kept seeing xiv cheese pizza spam in my usual threads and they laid the story down on me.
do we lewd teio here
>>538754681I curse you with no rainbows
>>538754806Wasting a card slot for a single skill is not good.Groundwork autismo is done so for every run they make, they don't have to worry about rolling for the skill as they would get it every time from inspiration.
>>538754738Honestly I'll be happy if I end up being third.I already have 2 jobs IRL I don't need a 3rd.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>538754869ive never been there but kat is a regular on /int/
>>538754994>they would get it every time from inspiration
>>538753637unreasonably fast 2* Tachyon
>>538750816that milf face on kitasan feels uncanny..
>>538755078I love you, butt-smeller anon
>>538755103why you trying not to laugh bro
>>538755096So are the stories true?
>>538755106>3 golds >sub 1000 stamI'm nyoooticing
i have never gotten above B+ horse
>>538755103you get it 100% of the time 80% of the time
>>538754994Oguri is pretty strong for a power card
Gold City stop showing me your panties
>>538755354Gold City wouldn't do that.
>mayano career>get straightaway spurt hint>best run yet, finish with 1100/920>skill end screen, autopilot grabbing gold skills>forgot to learn straightaway spurt>tfw
>>538755342those stats aren't helping you in your case
why are goldships not taking pumping iron for cm 2? isnt it a lot better than spurt?
>>538755241what stories you talmbout?
room doko
Waiting for the CM to start
>>538755496Calling in bomb threats to canadian airports and shit?
>>538755493mr youtuber said not to so i didn't
>>538755443thats a teio i raised for groundworks inherit for daiwa and vodka. past 3 of them all had around 900 power with only oguri as a power card.
>>538755493a lot? nah, its just ok at bestand also rng based so not consistent
>>538754869How can there be XIV cheese pizza? What? Like of children behind the screen playing the game, or are you calling lalafel "CP"?
why are spechud posters so mean
>>538755106last CM2 room88786620
how in the seven fucking hells did you fail 3 trainings at below 20% three times in a rowfuck itwe're crashing this run, miss king halo unlimited runs
>>538755281is that really how it works
>>538754501>>5387545436 Turf Seiun (my own)Borrowing this guy's Pasa11 Turf Sparks and 2 Mile total, in an ideal god run scenario I would get left handed and groundwork hints while working in a mile inspiration
>>538755694GOLD CITY LOVE!
>>538755636The spammed about /xivg/ being the most popular thread and posted cheese pizza along with it.
>>538754889always
>>538755697Depends on the affinity too.
>>538755686nyooooo it's already full
>>538755769Oooh, I see. Jesus christ.
>>538754681Sky's idle pose kills me. Real "I'm listening" while actually mirco napping energy
>>538755686>Someone joined with 1 umaTardbwo...
>>538755493It doesn't land as soon as the last leg starts which is the best spot for acceleration skills, also you need to be exactly in 6th place which is a lot more hard to do consistently this cm since everyone is doing end closers
SOREWA
>>538755198I love you too, AnonAnd everybody else in /uma/ too
>>538755496ora ora get pregnant
>max image limitbread?
>>538755420Been there fellow retard bwo
>>538755842I only need 1
>>538755697Yes, but you'll get it only on shit runs.
>>538755496>see extremely erotic pic>reverse search>no results>aiEvery single time
>>538748784Green skills are free stats that go over the cap so they're always usefulDepends on your stam and how many gold recoveries you have though
>>538755842it's the 1200/1200/800 Golshi anonhe doesn't need teammateunironically
>>538756086So he highrolls once and spends the rest of the week being a spaz griefing CM rooms? Naruhodo.
>>538755694God I love gyarus
>>538755493expensive and doesn't have as much use on this track
>>538756153>>538756086Nah. ngl if i join a normal cm room and only put her up, places are so whaled up she is 6th favorite.
>>538753256DAN CHOUGET THIS MAN HES PLAYING SILKSONG INSTEAD OF GRINDING YOUR FANS
>>538755271Aoi...
I love the girls but I don't think I can do this anymore brosThese past 2 months have been really miserable apart from the fun first 2 weeks. I don't think there's ever been a day where I haven't spent the whole day being angry due to shit rng. Not to mention that the gameplay is too long and unrewarding, there's literally no point playing for hours only to get literally nothing in return. I'll try and hold on for a couple more days for the club but if it still feels the same I'm gonna just drop this and only follow umamusume through the anime and manga.
>image limit reachedbaka desu>>538756068i found it on here>>538755573well i dont know if kat actually did it but she have posted about it. she is obsessed with canada and wants to live there for some reason
>>538756359bye faggot
>>538755271Kuuh, time to release some sperm
>>538756359You could always just play for the cute horses and forget about the meta
>>538756359>there's literally no point playing for hours only to get literally nothing in returnyou just described literally every and all videogames ever
>>538755078it keeps getting bigger
>>538754140>getting groundwork spark is 20%wrong
>>538755078Imagine the BRAPS
>>538756359I learned to press give up button and it's easy now. Get my first run through to get daily and chance for spark. Abandon the rest as soon as I see nothing good will happen.
>>538756359Have a research video to ease your painshttps://youtu.be/Vwq_LTFkMCY?si=ABOG-SiBoSlk9gyV
>>538755271My mommywife and my wife-wife
I have a harder time getting maestro, long S, and spurt on the same uma than I have in getting 1200/1200. You can kind of make up for stats with legacies with lots of white sparks.
>>538756647Yeah rng is absolutely horrendous.And no, Long S doesnt have a replacement, thats 100 speed+ on top and it multiplies other speed bonuses as well.
>>538756570sweet jubblies!
teio is love, teio is life
>>538756976>>538756976>>538756976
>>538756538I wish I could dump my doomed runs, but I need that money for potentials.
>>538756820I'm just hoping that I'll be facing a lot of incomplete golshis when CM2 begins because I certainly can't complete one.
>>538755697No that’s a gas light chartIt’s only 9% max if it’s a 3* spark for inspiration and a 20%+2.5% chance increase for each star inheritance at the end
>>538756359I don't know how people get so mad. I just find myself laughing when I get pissed. The lows make the highs so much sweeter
>>538751208>eternal 17
