Previous: >>538803356Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Big Run 9/12 - 9/14• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>539053201sheldon... more weapon kits...
congyes
>>539054106I want more harmony smut
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>539054464
salmon anyone?
>>539054106I just gamble every game.
>>539054106i've never 1cc'd a touhou game
Make Inkopolis Great Again!
What are some slurs that people in the splatoon world might say?
>>539056614octigger
>>539054160
deeply sniffing harmony's pantsu
>>539058149smells like fish
>>539056614suckerhead
>>539056614calling an octoling "one of the good ones" is canon
judd is such a massively fat cat he must weigh like 50lbs
>>539063126>i guess she's okay for a nigi cant belive my idol would be racist....
>>539067783lol this reminded me of how in 8th grade I had a bitch landwhale classmate and our autistic classmate (not me) gave her the nickname "fat cat"he also said our teacher's mustache mad him look like hitler and my friend group tried our hardest not to laughsplatoon
>>539067972Capt Cuttlefish is your oshi?
>>539068081>not mekek own up to it autistic fag, you came up with that hitler joke all on your own
i inked today
>>539054106I got to Ruler, but I never once played during the Tri-Color on the Grand Stage.
Sex with woomy.
anyone wanna play some open?
>>539082907Not with you, no
>>539068081Lmao this nigga was in special ed
>>539082907I’ll play for this hour.
>>539087907opening
>>539053201>Big Run 9/12 - 9/14one job anon
>>539087510ok
>>5390884279/19-9/21 sorry
snakehands stole a grizzco blaster and used it in pvp
>>539087772autistic kids largely get to attend regular classes anon, it's the Gifted and Talented ones that end up under the Special Ed umbrella with the retards lol
interrogating random woomy on the streetwhere is the raiders directslamming woomys head on the deskwhere is it
interrogating random woomy on the streetwhere is the raiders directslamming woomys head on the deskWHERE IS IT
>>539091704Okay retardYou sure are gifted alright
>>539091984Nah but I did almost get caught laughing at the helmet-wearers at the other end of the school
GGs
GGs openers
Y’all want another skill ceph mechanic for Raiders?
>>539095083I'd much rather have a crafting skill tree and customizable weapon parts with different firing rates or something, the MC is a mechanic after all.
>>539096137True
what if you could play as all the agentsgive them real canonical designs
It’s always nice when you use the vending machine on the last floor. It’s stupid how some times you gotta reset the floor more times than you think though.
>>539056614woomyn't
>>539056614squids feel biologically superior to octos due to having 10 limbs as opposed to only 8. It's even a background detail that the leader of an underground gang of inklings has 9 limbs instead of 10, so he empathizes with the Octarians. Getting called a limblet is a canon insult.
>>539099838Sex
How many songs do you want them singing in the game?
>>539117135my dick i mean i want them to suck my dick i mean i'd really love for them to sing about my dick
>>539117135none desuidol music is consistently the worst part of splat's soundtrack
>>539119648shit taste
>>539119648only Splat2 has shit idol music.
I don't particularly like the squid sisters' music.
AXBY is the only bad with consistently good songs
Chirpy Chips is a good bad too
>>539122994it's ABXY
Anybody wanna SR?
some nigga called 'f the woke' joined my lobby and i threw every match until they left lol
>>539130596based
>>539130596based but it would’ve been better if he was the best player in the lobby
slow /ink/ day so let’s talk about thishttps://youtu.be/qSl14uIv7RA
>>539133282Buy an ad
>no raiders news until 2026fucking sucks man, hate these woomy dry spells
>>539125590still want to sr?
>>539125197My retarded ass completely fucked up that post lol
>>539136821lol
>>539139971you should stop replying with that anonor I will cry
>>539141163lolyou gonna cry you little bitch
>>539100064i
>>539143984g
>>539099838change your skin to white?
>>539144519I need to be able to see my character in game.
>>539145816but if the lights go out you won't be able to see it at all..
>>539144519stop being gay?
>>539146436Ballin is the only gay faggot here
>>539146535did i stutter?
>>539146580You're questioning, not demanding.
Shiver supremacy!
>>539144153g
>>539148553>can't even post new images because his folder is too small
>>539149371I don't know who you're talking about I'm just posting sexy shivers
>>539146535no?
dumb woomy
>>539154271Big gulp
>>539154259faggot
Slut marked
Emerald Rush reminds me of side order, like what side order could have been if it was good. If they try the roguelike bonus mode again I hope they learn from it. Side order wasn't bad but got pretty repetitive. It didn't have a good risk reward balance, scoring system wasn't very well thought out. Its fine if getting a high score clashes with general survivability. but the scoring system ends up being just luck.
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>>539161629Bubbler is a pretty healthy and fair special.
>>539161629Switch to frozen
>>539056614Inkling Power! Send those filthy octos back where they came from!
>>539161553I'm enjoying emerald rush so much it's actively pissing me off how badly we got shafted in side order. Later difficulties are actually challenging and the loop of trying to clear goals as quickly as possible is very satisfying.
>>539162287Bubbler was cancelled by 4K within milliseconds both times>>539162297Doesn't matter what weapon I use, I'm only allowed to win by some ridiculous fluke
>>539163608you suck at video game
>>539163767I know.
>>539161553too bad everyone's hating on emerald rush because they quit 10 minutes in and because it's paid
>play salmmies>get matched with a black octoling>he disconnectsWhy does this keep happening? We still won anyway
>>539157215>>539162895
>>539163608
>>539157215>>539162895You can easliy spot the fake fan by whether or not they know that Callie's tattoo was one of the ones that just wash-off with warm water lol
>CALLIE DOESN’T TAKE BOC STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPPPPP IT’S A WASHOFF TATTOO THE BOSS REMATCH ISN’T CANONcallietrannies can’t take a joke kek
>>539170089I thought only ocks liked Callie
>>539168695?that's not woomy
Callie turned promiscuous in her octo phase, but she's back to being herself now.
>>539170516I'm trying to tell you to let it go
OH FOR COD'S SAKE>>539170543>she's back to being herself now
>>539171134ditto
>>539171983Need an octo wife.
>>539167091Love this creature
>>539170624Let go of what? Playing Splatoon? Sometimes I wish I had never found it in the first place desu...But I can't let go of woomy now
>>539173318the bubbler never bothered me anyway
Umm... You guys DO know that there's a Random Weapon Salmon Run happening right now in Splatoon 2 right?Y R U MISSIN OUT on all the FUN, /ink/?
>>539174117>lost outposti miss him so much, a shame we got spawning grounds instead of LO
>>5391741171 and 2 are unplayable without rolls and wall jumps.
>>539174117>no egg throw>slow as shit>trash mobs do no damagepass
>>539174237Every employee at Nintendo are bitchless fucking pussies for refusing to put more than what, 4 maps in their salmon run permanent rotation. Where the fuck is the logic in that? Hey everyone, we'll give you less content even though we have these perfectly fine maps already in the files and ready to go! Fuck you Nintendo you lock so much content away for no reason
>>539174573just sub cancel retard it's literally the same thing, in fact rolling was made to accomodate players who were too retarded to learn how to sub cancel
>>539176014please understand its too much work for them to transfer all the files from one game to anotherif they do that they wont have enough to keep pumping patents to go against a single game
>>539176620so they are doing the mojang way of game developing, that fucking blows
Why is Nintendo like this? Why can't we just have normal fair matches every time?
>>539178202Yikes, you are pretty bad at the game dude
>>539176236>Signature look of superiority
>>539178202because algorythms have decided that this is the most likely way to keep someone playingwe are an anomaly
>copiumdoes being this bad at the video game make you this delusional?
yall are some real niggas out there, thank you for making my day better /ink/
>>539182636If I was bad, I'd just lose every match. But I instead oscillate between stomping and getting stomped. Do I oscillate between being trash and being a god? Or does the game completely and utterly fail to provide players with even matches? You know what they say, the only constant is me, so it must be the latter. Piece of shit game.
>>539170624GAAAAAY
>>539176110Squid rolls let you make jumps with actual momentum and give a small but meaningful amount of armor, retard
you fell for their marketingno one uses advanced movement it's literally just as much a meme as air spawns
>>539176110>no you MUST learn this clunky obsolete movement tech
>>539193535AMEEEEEEEEEEE
>>539193715holy I can tell you've never even touched top level matches in Splatoon
>>539193535you know, it's actually interesting how they made rolls as an easy and obvious replacement to sub-strafing, but in a way that they both still have usesrolls are more predictable, leave you in the air (=vulnerable) and nuke your accuracy, plus for some weapons like rollers and assblast rolling changes modes while sub-strafing doesn't, so you can get use out of bothbut without rolls, you can still make do with just sub-strafing, while wallkicks and surges don't have a replacementimagine how fun they would be on moray, the best map becomes even better
>>539193209Don’t let them in Don’t let them seeBe the good gun you always have to beConceal don’t feel don’t let them knowWell now they know
Splatoon 3 is a 2022 third-person shooter video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch. It is the third game in the Splatoon series and the sequel to Splatoon 2.
more like stupidtoon gottem lmao
>>539193535>momentumyou move the same speed as a forward swimming jump>armornegated by the fact that it exposes you, leaves you vulnerable for a set amount of time when you could've just had better movementRetard.
when will they nerf CLASH blaster
just inked myself -__-
>>539196471Spoken like a true A Ranker
woomy
>>539201942retard
>>539203607Nice ad hominem, can't defend your FLC-tier takes?
moot point since 3 is a failed game like payday 3
>>539205872Fucking ur mom was a failed game but that didn't stop your dad lmao
>>539203864It's not an attack on you, you are just genuinely too stupid if you cannot see the different use cases for squid rolls versus sub strafing.retard
>>539207809Are you retarded? I stated that Squid Rolls have their own use case distinct from Sub Strafing, this guy is the retard denying that >>539196471
less than a week left of summer
>>539209423I hate weather above 80F so good riddance
>>539171134
>>539063126>noaslop fanfiction>canon
>>539193535Late reply but kill yourself /vt/ranny
>>539218887Clip of anime LARPer about to type out the n word on-stream was funny lmaoNice projection tho, cope and seethe
>>539226129Grown ass millennial giggles over racism and lgbtSad
do better /ink/
>>539226560Turning racism into a joke is what solves it, brainlet.
>>539228540then why isn't it working
>>539228781obviously because you lack a soul
>>539228838not true, i'm not an oct*ling
anyone want to fish at the hour?
>>539232250sure
>>539232250yes
>>539056614
>>539232463>>539232552open
>>539234230Eighter sounds dumb.
>>5392344123/4
>>539232250>>539234631Ogey, if there's still a spot.
>>539234759w3 opening soon
>had my wiiu in storage>read about some wiius bricking themselves if not powered up for a long time, as memory stops remembering and forgets the operating system>finally get to pull it out>just in time too, os and woomy game still work but some downloaded games crash with memory issuecrisis partially avertednow i oughta hack it so i can get my wii sports resort back and give my woomy full stacks of perfect clothes she deserves
>comm error out of nowhere>10 min bani love nintendo so muchwill continue fishing after ban
>>539236374RIP mute woomy lost in the glowlfies wars.I don't mind waiting.
ggs fsh
GGGGGGGGGGGs woomy clan, we deserved 10 gold for speedrunning that thing, I love Hydra during Horror rots.Take care now!
ggggggggsssssssssss G and Bcomfy boros killstill fishing if anyone wants to join 2/4
>>539239734You open?
>>539239993w3 opening soon
>>539240201GGs K and S
ggggggggggggggssssssssssssssss S and G
I'M A MAMMALIAN AND I'M PROUD
>>539248253back to alterna for you, furry boy
https://x.com/oosuko925/status/1967450208390000855
>>539249252>i dont have any lore for them i just thought they would look coolNintendo making parallel cannon.
>>539250053they didn't have anything for them in generalngmi had multiple excellent examples of vs player bot missions in previous singleplayers, yet he seemingly took no lessons out of any of them and made something extremly trivial yet somewhat tedious, the worst kind of boss battle.
>>539251275They shouldn't have been bosses that retardedly show up one at a time, they should've been extra hard enemies that can spawn in any stage with any weapon and special and chip modifiers to make them even harder.
https://x.com/moderabito418/status/1967508949651128707
>>539252165they could've been a boss, if they made them attack more than one at a timebut instead of girl power station 2, we got outer agent 3 five times in a row
I bought my Switch 2 for this game
>>539254615surely /ink/ will be civil about thisi paid them btw :)
>>539254615
>>539254615I don't think this is enough for a downpayment though
I wish that world war 3 would just end already so I can get back to enjoying woomy
>>539257652I don't think we're calling it that yet.
>>539258359if not world war 3 then there's still 3 major wars happening right now.Holy shit... Nogami's number autism has breached containment...
>>539259158There's more than 3 happening right now
