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Teio!
Date ningens, torena
13027438 CM room.
CHECK THE NEWS: MR. CHALK IS FUCKING DEAD.
How come when I do Vodka runs, it feels like a struggle to reach a good statline, but then other Umas like Suzuka and Oguri etc can easily clear 1000 on two stats???
>>539625730I didnt sign up for Tracen as a trainer to date smelly ningen
>>539625768shut the fuck up, there's no way
>>539625730Date chizuko
>>539625654Mejiro McQueen wouldn't allow herself, an esteemed Uma Musume of the Mejiro clan, to act so uninhibited in front of others, even her fellow Mejiro Uma Musume. Even though they don't mind and won't snitch on her to their grandmother and staff.
nyo...
Dober’s aroma
hachimi hachimi hachimii'm going to lap up teio's pussy juicehachimi hachimi hachimii'm going to make teio squirt gallons
Why is a shitter like Tsurumaru implemented over actual winners like Air Jihad or Wing Arrow?
>>539626039the source for this is https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/95034985/post/136123305
>>539625736>13027438its sad that my maru with ideal statline in my opinions don't got groundwork and mile S, because i would want to use her, but i will have to make another one
>>539625793Sorry bwo, I stole all your luck and used all the luck I'll ever have to get this run for my Vodka. She even beat my high score in career
>>539625793Well, you can explain yourself why mcqueen is here at least. You better off bring any power.
>>539626113Are you guys really running Tickezo?
>>539626090Thanks Grok
>>539625736my vodka got blocked nyooo
>>539623282>>539622496cant believe Seiun Sky died like this
>>539625793anon, why are you using mcqueen? if you wanted a gold recovery vodka already has it in her potentials
I regret skipping Hishi Amazon
>>539626113>actually running guts tickezobwo???
>>539626165Yes
>>539626221>>539626140Guides say shes for wet conditions and help get 600 stam. Guess they lied again....?
>>539626165Why not? You do need 300 guts.
600+1 stam 300+1 guts is a fucking gaslightthe +1 partliterally not mentioned anywhere but the gaslight doc
>>539626113That's what you get for believing in Shiraoki-sama
>>539626297You're not wrong, you need one stam card to hit the guts needed anyway
Oguri Fat(Fat as in Pig)
>>539626113what cards? :o
Is it true that Umas have clean and nice smelling butts?
>>539626353you can stop spamming this every thread
Report is annoying to make for my boomer skill>>539626102Groundwork is the mile S for front. You can have both, but groundwork is first and foremost.
The best
Spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier
>>539626395
>>539626509She's not your mom
>>539626424Yes
Spe is the best universal parent right
>>539626297Just train guts a few times on summer if there's so many card stacked on there. The gain is miniscule by the way, you better worry about hitting 1k speed power each before that.
>>539626546>that much speed with 2LB KitasanHoly luckshitter
But getting the skills sparks like ground work etc etc still involves luck right?
SHOURI DESS
>>539626546>non mlb kita>ticketwait, how does that even work?????????
>>539626618Truly blessed by Shiraoka-sama
>>539626509That's just eishin flash
>>539626353it's on the gametora race mechanics page
>>539626718NTA but Tickezo's card is unironically a serious card to potentially consider running if you're running Late because of the access to On Your Left
>front default winner>witgod recommends pace>/uma/ says lateI know, I'll build all 3 so I win no matter whatMy intellect scares me sometimes
>>539626860ok but how did she help with getting all those stats????
>>539626880Truly brilliant
>>539626880>real life: golshi dominates againlife is rough sometimes
Where to find uma wife bwos
>>539625768Suspect has been taken into custody.
I FUCKING HATE CYJEW.Why are they so stingy with gibs?Do I really have to save for months just for 1 uma?
>>539627020By never being in guts thankfully but rank one guts with umas there gives like 50+ stats
>>539625768
these are all considered paid carats right? imagining the bliss of being able to roll everyday...
>>539626424Depends on the Uma. As for Grass Wonder, well...
>>539626424Maybe
>>539627046The racetrack
I bring you KINOhttps://files.catbox.moe/n98zjs.mp4
>>539626618I've seen better. One guy here showed a 1200speed 1000 power Vodka with like 1LB 0LB cards. Umamusume really is a luck game.
tell me about this "Gentildonna"
>>539627602Wife.
when the when the
>>539627602She’s a horse
I should ideally have my own El Condor Pasa and Seiun Sky parents, no matter the grandparents really, but the important thing is that they have:>3* stam, power or speed blue>2-3* distance or turf pink>groundwork and at least some other decent race or skill whitesIs that the way to go to start training front runners without the need of any friends?
>>539627714Is she really the director’s daughter?
will anyone ever get chapter 8 or something? theres like a limit of 7 stories each uma
>>539627540Matikanenicenature
Lie to your trainee about having a gf alreadyIt'd be really funny
Good morning /uma/
>>539627520>Teio StepSOVL! HOLY FUARK
>>539627602She's my wife
>>539627851No, but then the first 4 chapters are before career mode. The rest of the chapters is just SOL fanservice.
Gentildonna would never like you faggots.
I feel like Red Shift is better than Pump Iron even for Late babes
>>539627976Wrong.
>>539627520
So how does Blockushin work exactly, I don't get it. Is it just an ace front bakushin with high wit or do you got for max wit?
>>539626424>>539627332sniff
>>539627812pretty muchpinks are the most important to hit relevant ones, groundwork for front runners is a must, blues are a nice bonus if they're good but without mega grinding you take what you can get
>>539628118Guess having 6* parents I can get by with some lesser parents as long as the other sparks are good
>>539627976She thinks I'm cute
I'm bringing Evil Nature to CM3 still btw
Torena
>>539628250Thank you for your service
>>539628302Thank you for you cervix
Required viewing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bLW-KTM5UI expect all posters to use the correct terms from now on!
I used wrong cards, its over :(
>>539628508Your A rankings is shaped like a penis
>>539627976I'm working on myself, she can sculpt me into the perfect partner.
>>539628508mcqueen?
>>539628385
>>539628508>1st by 1 point
>>539628689Has anyone done the same but with Maruzensky or Meisho Doto?
I'm new to the game. Installed it after watching the movie with a friend. So far I've been throwing shit at the wall, I have no idea what the meta is or how to choose good legacies or supports, but I want to ride the honeymoon for as long as possible. My favorite uma so far, and the only one I could get to the URA Finale is Matikanefukukitaru. Thank you for reading my blog.
I have zero idea what parents to make for who now. I guess I need to make ground work Gold Ship parent for Narita.
I'm pretty sure no one needs an hishi amazon parent but I think it's pretty clear chronogenesis.net has the largest database out of all three trainer db websites
>>539625928>check out this slop the kike pajeet machine shat out!!don’t care
>>539628958I don't like how it can't do 3 rep + 9 total sparks.
>>539628958You don't need to register to get in chronogenesis, that's why.
>>539628958i mean is obviousfirst two you need yourself to submit itchrono it just grab it from data
>>539628689I will now marry into the Satono family and let Dia milk me dry every day.
>it's another episode of taiki stealing your daily moonlight win
>>539628958>I'm pretty sure no one needs an hishi amazon parentBut i'm gonna make her a parent *wink*
Curren enjoyers, is it possible to reliably proc her ult as a Front Runner? Tried loading her up with midrace skills but I've only seen her activate it once in like 20 room matches.Not my final Curren Chan because lack of Mile S, but the Room Match testing is not promising so far.
boy
>>539628847She's a good uma and my favorite too. I hope you're having fun
>>539629181>boy, she sure is ugly ftfy
>>539625730Daga kotowaru
>>539629173Her unique requires you to be 3-5th, and you don't want that as a front runner.
>>539629181She's really cute
>1* groundwork>parents are 3* groundwork eachBwos... is that enough
I need Rice Shower to push me down and drape me
>>539629470where do these videos of umas in pink dresses come from
>>539629585umamusume
Play Mirako's game
>>539629409Yeah, agreed, Duramente is mega cute
>>539629585https://youtu.be/SOIXmQv2WAI?si=DGxt193vGQXxOsm4
>>539629585Everyone that plays Umamusume JP can boot up the concert setup in-game you know Song is Meni ShukiRush-sshu!
>>539629682I hate Spe. I’m not watching that
Mares...
>>539629773Filthy Chestnutter (Brown)
Free hors!
Post something cute
Thoughts on this copycat Blue Lock game? How is it? Can't find a single gameplay video of it
>>539629993
toreina-san
>>539630036buy an ad
>>539630036It looks like AI>Shitty cash grab anime>Shitty cash grab game Is this IP cursed?
>>539629671Is that Biwa
>made 3 decent parents in 1 day after not having luck for weeks
>>539629808This is a mares game
>>539629671>swimming with a motor dildo/vibrator in her pussyfor what purpose? how did that even get past inspection since it looks like a contest? does that even help?
>>539629993:3
>get insane triple rainbow speed luck in classic year>fail stamina check kikuka shoI had 830 speed before senior year. ALl for fucking NOTHING. Fuck this shitt as shit fuck game.
>>539629470Akebono is the most desirable woman there
I fucking love the chibis in this game bro. I don’t even play the game but I could watch them talk to each other in the club forever. Also the chibis in the SPEED STAMINA video.
>>539630305yes Im mad. fuck this shit game, now I will never have good luck again.
>>539629993Laisu
>>539629470Why doesn't the giant uma just eat the smol ones?
>>539630370i'm high too lol
horses can't also be cows
>>539630272why does he look like he's about to cry
>>539628847Good taste, young blood
>>539630370Which chibi is your favorite?
>>539630437he kept getting raped by tm chadera o
>>539628847Enjoy it while it lasts
If Duramente wasn’t dead Almond Eye would be fucking him instead of Cuckisan Black
>>539630149No, it's Miracle Pure
Is it worth it to get hot topic on turn 3 or 10 power?
Nice Natie!
>>539630653hot topic, you can get more than 10 power in one turn later on on top of 50+ speed
>>539630693Better name would be Nice Tummy
Please good sparks...
>>539630272Aren't Haru and Doto the same age? You can really tell who's the one cared for more because Doto looks so plump and fluffy (and alive) while Haru looked like skin and bones till her passing. Haru literally was a wagey irl rip
>Opera is called Overlord>she jobs in 2 movies
My team will be Front Daiwa, Pace Oguri and Vodka
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>539630694>Not even maiden race yetI am going to be mad if this career goes south
>>539630790Dober looks good for 31
>>539630790Haru was taken care of very well at martha farm but remember she also had pretty rough years where she was mistreated until she was abandoned in martha farm
So, if I understand correctly, as long as the parent sparks are 3*>pink sparks are more important than blue>white sparks are more important than pinkIs that it?
will we be getting more clocks in the future...
>>539631023But them in the daily shop broke ass
>>539630950isnt she the last of the Mejiro bloodline?
>>539631183The last one to have the name
>>539630973Oh no i agree and know about the kidnapping arc, but the fact that she kept on getting passed along at all despite the fact of her national popularity at the time is really sad, yes she later got worldwide 1 minute of fame from global and got her grass but she old and the stress has worn her down for years before this resurgence of care and charity came along, Doto and all the winning horses on the other hand had companion retired horses and the owners and breeders wanting to keep them, Doto is literally the Retirement Horse representative which replaced Nice Nature
>>539631282>the Mejiro will go extinct soon
>>539630845It's like the main reason Pokke is famous is ending Opera's streak or something?
>>539630950This girl is a WHORE (affectionate) like Sweep Tosho, everyone champion was bred to them including Shota Kitasan Black
>>539630790haru was literally an exploited idol for 10 years and then thrown aside, it's already amazing that she was taken care of at martha despite not really earning
>>539626595>>539626595>>539626595Hello?
Do you think Goldshi goes to pay respect to his old man?
>>539631349It's her late win, just like her retirement win, she died just 113 days left in the year. How's the universe able to line such numbers out of coincidence
lmaoImagine getting first in the Satsuki Sho only for the fans and reporters to only wanna talk about the horses that got 3rd or didn't even place.
I need Eishin Flash so bad.............
>>539631559in Uma, Orfevre is the one wanting to be closer to Stay Gold than Golshi so i guess not?
>>539631410>ending Opera's streakThat was Toho Dream (or Doto if you want to cope)Opera was already old and busted and on a losing streak by the time Pokke beat her
how are we feeling later surger bros?
Wait, you really cant earn more than a 100 points per day for pimping out your uma? Lame
>>539631375The Gold Clan took it's place, say thank you to Sunday Silence and his American BBC
VODKAAAAAAAAAGIVE ME BOFAAAAAAAAAAA
>>539631724>Mogged by Tachyon>Biggest achievement is beating old jobber OperaWhy did she get a movie again? shes not even good enough for glue
Lads I NEED Star Pieces.
>>539630950DAMN SPE FUCKED THAT!?
Which uma hates brown people the most?
>>539631724Sorry I should have been more specific, G1 streak. But it looks like it was actually Meisho Doto.
>>539631609>it's realWtf
>>539631782yeah but the Gold Clan only has 2 horses with Gold in their name, 3 if you wanna be technical and add Orfevre.
She’s smol
>>539631630(me)Late surgers are strong, even when they get blocked from wining, they still get first.
>>539631609
>>539631751I don’t even know how it works because I’ve been getting max points despite it saying “Up to 100 times per day” implying you get 1 point per borrow. But not only is there no way people are borrowing my not-that-great Uma 100 times per day, but the inspiration history doesn’t seem to indicate it either. Maybe you get 10 points per borrow or something or maybe somehow my 800+ followers really do borrow her that much idk
the goddesses are cowardslet urara have some of her memories from irl like suzuka, tachyon, neo etc etc
Mile fucking sucks to breed for. Aces need both parents to be giga broken and then get extremely lucky rainmbow stacks to hit both stamina and power checks. Maybe it'll be easier once we get Tachyon Reports but Cancer Cup is gonna be so fucking miserable. I may just do the Late/Blocker strat just because I'm sick of never getting good stamina AND good skills.
>>539631818Because she and Manhattan won the other two triple crown races after getting mogged by Tachyon, and then both went on to beat Opera. It's a good story showing how peak Tachyon was.
>>539632034Suzuka has them?
Oguri being jealous of her own plushie is hilarious
>>539632034Urara didn't have a "happy" life IRL so I don't think it would be a good idea
>>539632182doto LOVEdoto CUDDLINGdoto SEXdoto IMPREGNATION
>>539631609LORE
>>539632021it's just another translation mistake, it should be 100 points a day, not a 100 times a day
>>539632182
Will the trophy room will ever gets updated with new races or if you complete it's just over and no more carats?
what if traina rapes the 3 goddesses
>>539632034Imagine giving Rice Shower the memories of her death
>>539632317small indie company pls undastando gaijin-san
>>539632128>beat 2 horses that weren't in their prime yet and this somehow means that Tachyon's what-if career scales with their successThis shit is so dumbTachyon could've been a flop who peaked early for all we know yet she gets glazed to an annoying level
>>539631879Maruzensky is canonically racist, he would become agitated around horses of different colour
who is raped the most, sensei or torena?
"wah wah wah cm grind sucks"Get new material
>>539631927Horse Pedigree is so retarded, far up, beyond centuries people keep referencing they're related to the likes of Northern Dancer or Sunday Silence but when it comes to "phased out" bloodline just not having their crown name suddenly makes one not related to them like in this case, Orfevere, Goldship and Dream Journey is not related to the Mejiros anymore but this literal who is hailed as the spiritual successor of the Mejiro Clan, it's not even the Sire line, racing record of this granddaughter and daughter of Dober is non-existent
>>539632130As of Stay Gold's card, kinda
>hating on mike races
>>539632430It's more about how dominant Tachyon was during those few races, it makes people wonder what could have been, and people always think of the most outlandish things rather than the most likely.
>>539632576I fucking hate Mike so god damn much its unreal.Seriously, fuck that guy.
>>539632373doto rape
>>539632182why is she pissing white substance
>>539632450Umamusume has what-if universes, it's always 1 Trainer to one Uma ratio of connection, Sensei gets gangraped in canon all the time
kitasan boobs
>>539632436Wtf, I love Maruzensky now.
>>539632691yeast infection from not showering
>Trainer-san, stop fucking your Uma I'm no longer asking.
why was /uma/ so doomer earlier today?
Ojiisan uma
>>539632691We just had a quickie in the restroom, sorry
>>539632714
>>539632854I would give her so many children, you have no idea.
>>539632853the realization of the fact that we are playing abandonware is settling in
>>539631479Kitasan Black got to experience /ss/Lucky
>>539632853Plebbit raid
>>539632894she aint that big
>>539632714Want to harikitte those ikous
>wanted just 1 Shinko Windy SR, throw a few tenners since my SR deck needs work anyway>120 pulls later, got 4 (!) Bamboo Memory before 1 Shinko>also got 1 of each SSR: Biko Pegasus, Hishi Akebono, Yukino Bijin, and El Condor Pasa0.75% rate, my ass. Would've liked that luck when I started on the absolute last day of the Kitasan banner.
>>539632853Not enough guts.
>>539633002Big Kitasex is hot too though.
>>539633140Good broodmare
Putting mature, dignified women in frilly or otherwise embarrassing outfits is my kink. I get rock hard watching Rudolf do the idol concerts.
>>539632450Torena-dono can't get raped by the students (of Tracen) if he consents to it
>>539633140>>539632894>>539633301Kitasan paizuri
>>539633301wait a minute...
>>539630947This ended very nicely. Getting mile S as well would have been way too lucky and my future roll luck would suffer.
>>539633290Does this work?
>wake up>see Daiwa>masturbate>do anything in the interner>see Daiwa>masturbate>go to bed>see Daiwa>mastutbateI need help
I need monies
>>539633598i need u ponytail rudolf
>>539633642All good, your habits are perfectly normal.
>>539633508bwo your pump iron...
>>539632853people lost their cm gibs even though its the easiest shit ever to just win b bracket
Is it cope to use Taiki's unique as an accel skill for King? I don't have Maruzensky and Ryan already took the guest spot.
TAZUNA???
Is this a decent frontrunner ace deck for CM3? Thinking about borrowing Yaeno if I need Playtime's Over hints if I don't manage to pick many up during my Groundwork spark farm runs, otherwise I could swap out Daiwa for Hishi Amazon and borrow Fine Motion instead.
>>539633727
CM3 is definitely the whale cup, no one has MLB power SSR cards or SSR Suzuka maxed
>>539626546man fuck you whale
>>539633598Absolutely.
>>539632852Hmmm nyo
>>539632852Why doesn't she stop them then? 70% of the relationships are trainers trying their hardest to maintain distance but the umas think otherwise
>>539633902You're going to need to pump speed a lot. either via 3 speed cards or a guts card thrown in there (if ya know what you're doing). Capping speed w/o MLB SSRs is tough enough as it is.
>CM1 is a whale cup>CM2 is a whale cup>CM3 is a whale cupI think I see a pattern here...
>>539632852Make me.
>>539633902>2 StaminaUnless you're borrowing Biko, replace a Wit
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>539632854i wonder why they made stay gold so chill in uma, wasnt he a fucking menace with horselet rage?
>>539633919Tickezo's power card is free, you trade shoes, right?
>>539634045This. Imagine being blamed for getting raped. Is Tazuna jealous because she wants toreena's rod too?
>>539633598I forgot this game is on the wii
i love this album pic you have all these dignified women and then there's smart falco
>>539633808Wait a minute...
*shows up uninvited and steals your energy*
>>539633919you don't need MLB SSRs
>>539633847it's ok but just harder to proc compared to redshift. I wouldn't worry about it too much as long as you can hit one of the two or three other accel skills
>>539634436rude! falco is top umadol
>>539634072Might consider borrowing a MLB Suzuka and replacing my own with Eisen Flash or my slightly crummier Sweep then. Or finally whip out that Urara I've been keeping around.>>539634164Biko Pegasus? Are they better than Suzuka or Kitasan in this case? From what I've seen the stats are nice but thought they were more Sprint focused. I don't know if I'm just severely underestimating Training Effectiveness over Mood Effect though.
>>539634472She can steal my energy any day of the week, and I would thank her.
If my Vodka doesnt have red shift or pump some iron can I still win
>>539633808Hag Love!
>>539634512more like top umacel
>>539634609not in the A finals that's for sure
>>539634512dumb turkey
Anyone has found their Suzukas successful in public lobbies? Who were the strong contender for front aside Falcon
>>539634131But I'm not a whale and I won, just get to the B cup.
>>539633919bro your king halo and kitasan black power bonus?
>>539634660deja vu, saw similar posts about not having spurt last time and that didn't matter at all
>>539634684>just get to the B cupYou need to be a whale to do that
>>539634660Do I need both of the skills or is just pump fine
>>539634682I've only seen Seiuns beat my Suzuka so far. I haven't seen a front Pasa yet
Why does it feel like 2*s are easier to max stats than 3*s
>>539634220Maybe he is a menace in his career eventually
Is smart falcon's unique good for CM3 inherit?
>>539634835i won gem w/ f2p deck
>>539634572Biko is mainly just for stats, yeah. Suzuka is better for her skills, but her hints are terrible. I'd borrow her and put in King Halo or Sweep. Basically 3 Speed/2 Pwr/Wit
>>539634979big head nigger
>>539634436You wanna go, buddy?
lol
>>539630036I found thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/tmiILtF8kho
>>539635071YOU STEPPED ON DIRT
>>539627132No, you save months for 1 busted ssr copy (0*).t.
>>539635108Link videos normally you nigger.
I thought I made a decent Falco, but then everybody posts the same Falco but +50 on each stat and Mile S
>>539635095Oh crickets, a 4chan greentext post. I love these.
I love fake hags uma. Also apparently 違法熟女 is an actual tag.
>>539635095wow i can't believe we played uma back in 2009
>>539635197Wife
>>539635197>>539635249Wife
Say "Ahhh~"
SHE IS FROM THE 80SSHE IS A HAG
>>539635249>>539635310Wife for life.
this is the 3* stam, mile, left handed, wet conditions, summer runner, right?
>>539635310cute
Ichiban
>>539634836the idea for late surgers this CM is that you are in 6th at the start of the final leg to proc pump iron, which accelerates you forward quickly into 5th which then triggers red shift shortly afterwards and basically wins you the game. Red shift is about as valuable as getting mile S but less consistent because if you hit 5th too early or too late it's not gaining you anything
>>539635310>>539635404
>>539635431
>>539635402What a coincidence! So am I!
I don't like Daiwa Scarlet.
Does the spark rarity (1* vs 2* vs 3*) increase how often it gets inherited or is it just the hint level?
>>539635445I did one test and exactly this happened, even if I had triggered angling and scheming and el gondor pasta skill
>>539635025Would Biko/Kita/Borrowed Suzuka work then as my speed cards? Biko is actually the one debut SSR I got at a decent level with 3LB cause they kept spooking my scout tickets. My options for SR power is bit more flexible since I can use anything but Ryan and Nishino, so I could use Bourbon or Biwa instead of Hishi.
>>539628847There is no meta. You just train best umas you can.
Do we have any 50+ year olds in the thread that would unironically wife Maruzensky if she was real?
>>539635598homo
>>539635598gayest nigga in gaytown
>>539635445so I need a team of late surgers? one wouldnt work right
>>539635169That's the only one I found of the shitty uma ripoff. Those Blue Lock characters look so ugly.
>>539635494Is this ntr?
>>539635610Sweep and Halo SR are goodSweep gives bonus skills points and Halo gives extra power like Kita
>>539635598>t. Vodka
>>539635774Bro, that's your son.
>>539635598Why don't you like Daiwa Scarlet.
Wow everyone is going to be x4 rainbow on speed tomorrow and I have just enough energy be able to do a rainb-ACK
>>539635740>>539635706If I'm gay why do I like Curren Chan?
>>5396356103LB Biko is good, yeah. But Max King and Sweep are godly if you have them instead. King in particular is good because of her Power boost.
>>539635797My nihongo needs some work
>>539635825Terrible personality.
>>539635856>CurrenYeah you're gay.
>>539634131>the luckiest wins CM1>the luckiest wins CM2>the luckiest will win CM3
>>539635786>>539635864Unfortunately my Sweep is just one more copy away from those skill points and my Halo is even worse off at 2LB. Guess I'll probably look for borrowing a King Halo then. Thanks for the help anons.
>>539635907What part of her personality do you hate in particular? Too boastful or something?
I like almost all umas except whining ticket
Would you prefer your uma wife give you a son(male, a carbon copy of you but with your uma's personality) or a Uma (umamusume, a carbon copy of your uma but with your kwn personality)
I thought is_overtake would be like if you actually overtook someone, not if you were fantasizing about overtaking someone. What the fuck is this?
more like mejiro hagmonu
>>539636138Uma for oyakodon.
>Do parent run>sweep tosho gives me charming instantly without failthis bratty uma! Making fun of an adult!
Why doesn't Chiyo have the flower pupils despite having way more of a cherry blossom theme going than Bakushin?
>>539636138>b*yNot even a question. Only umas.
>>539636212she would look stupid
>>539632894>>539633140
>>539636212you lose it if you become smarter
falco is so strong
>>539635753running two or three just gives you 2 or 3x better odds of being in the right position for at least one to proc the combo. Most people will run 2 late surgers and a front blocker (high power and wit with groundworks) because the biggest threat is a front runner lengths ahead activating angling and scheming which can be impossible to catch up to sometimes
>>539636424wtf is that the fabled inherited angling and scheming?
>>539636424why are dirt races the only ones at nightit's not FAIR turf bros
>>539636409But Bakushin is smart. +10% Wit gain.
>>539636107So what you're saying is that you love Tickezo right?
Why do I need Groundwork and how do I get it?
Ticket is an annoying piece of shit horse and my blood pressure spikes whenever I see her on my screen.
i want to remove those kneesocks with my mouth
>>539633002We can go bigger
>>539636631we know taishin
I'm thinking 2 Late surgers/1 Front but idk bros...
>>539636616you need groundwork because without it you're never gonna be first to use those front runner skills that require you to be first, daiwa.
>>539636138how can female ningen compete? Wouldn't this lead to female ningen extinction?
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono ODoki Doki Doki Doki
Making Mayano a mile parent with mile related cards has been quite the wall to slam against.
Your fav uma inspects your torena cock, what is her reaction?
>>539636585partner run and move onnot a big deal, there's definitely a lot worse events than this
>>539636138Is that supposed to be McQueen on YouTube with the cheese fondue fail meme?https://youtu.be/eQ_FJ-LqEHg?si=TaGpWf6NxBw52zcx&t=52
>>539636212Blossom eyes are a Tesco Boy lineage exclusive.
>>539636874
>>539636524Breeders Cup Turf also does night races
Cucked by my 4 speed cards when it really mattered and missed guts by like 1 training.Still feels pretty crazy tho
>>539636871Show us your race history and cards bwo...
how are all of you building aces already? did you have parents prepped?
>>539636874Rape.
It's over...
>>539636970
>>539637097HAPPY MEEK!BREAK THIS NEIGHS LEGS!
>>539637125Those ears look more like hornsAre we sure Curren is an uma and not a demon of the succubus variety?
Thoughts on this 17 year™ old highschool girl?
>>539637189Sex
>>539636936Maybe.
>>539636871i gave up making mayano ace after losing hanshin too many times...
>oh hey cool it's an event from the new SSR>she yaps for an hour>-10 energy for 3 stam/3 power/3 gutsthx
>>539637064I don't bother doing parent runs. I'm just a "uooo, waifu runs fast" player. It won't get you a group A victory, but I won both group B finals at least.
>>539636936>>539637217Damn, What a waste of perfectly good cheese.
>>539637064I don't prep parents. I borrow and make due with whatever I have laying around.
>>539637175You can trust her
>>539637175She would never...
>>539637175More like Cuckubus am I right. I finally see the appeal of NTR.
what even determines which front runner takes the lead in the beginning
>>539637392Power and wit
>>539637392Start delay (random, focus helps), then acceleration (str+skills)
Thread, I'm hungry. Please feed me something yummy.
>>539637504
>>539637504Did your wife eat your food again?
>>539637504May I interest you in some ningen manko?
>mood down>mood down>slackerThis shit pissed me off so much, I alt f4 and immediately uninstalled. Dogshit game.
>>539631609>becomes popular despite being a loser heroine idol>gets kidnapped and exploited as an underground idol>escapes and gets resurgent popularity>remains as a pure virgin idol despite allcyge can easily capitalize on writing something like this, they like idols very much
>>539637657weak mental
I>>539637504Here you go brohttps://img4.gelbooru.com/images/fe/b4/feb4fb802d7492f54500afd05a1cf4e0.jpg
>I need monies, juvenile fillies and Victoria Miles sash for vodkahow long until the next CM again? i don't want to waste run non-pot 5 vodka
Wodka really ran1 race from tiara and crown just to cuck people from getting the triple in eitherwhat an evil fuarking horse
>>539637657I got two nightowls in a row and a surprise migraine on my best borrow run today. Watching perfection turn to glue is disheartening.
Daily reminder.Only pull the umas that are for (you) the most.
>>539637097Bwo... you know you can buy clocks from daily sales... right?
>>539637918Shakur gods...
>>539637097>he doesnt buy the daily clocks>he doesnt know how to train for goals
>>539637949>>539638037Yeah let me just buy 3 (three) clocks per day from Tazuna's jewshop that Fukukitaru instantly slurps up in one run
>>539637791would you let curren chan mama bird you
>>539637062Already glued her butOguri MLB Vodka 1LBSpe MLBTosho MLBFuji Kiseki MLBKitasan 1LB--Asahi HaiClassic Triple crown (Yasuda Kinen after Derby)Mile Championship (Japan Cup in senior year)Victoria MileI think those are the only optional races I take, maybe the NHK Mile too before Derby if the energy is high.
>>539637918>Opera 0 basically marries (you) in the good end>T2>>539638079>that Fukukitaru instantly slurps up in one runDeck reveal? Rice Showa should be the only one draining your clock(s) that hard>>539627030Goldshi game
i like it when curren chang goes >:D
>>539637064Just using Chronogenesis to find the perfect parent is already enough to build a decent luckshitter ace. Manage to secure two finals in the past two CM just from this.
>>539638343Nobody likes Opera O.
>>539638427I do
MORE LIKE TEMU OPERA O
>>539627602She is very eepy.
>>539637918What's up with Smart Falcon? Does she put that much distance between her and (You)?
>>539638357
What should my Power setup be if I just want 2 Power cards to max out my stats for the upcoming races?
>>539638446GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>539638481she's a cuck but she's my cuck...
>>539637918>Pubety ambiguous
>>539638481(You) are delegated to being just a fan except on Valentine's where the best she can do is (readymade) chocolate just a little different from what she gives out to other fans
This retard ever post his CM results?
>>539638593Just impregnate her and she'll graduate from that idol nonsense
im a gambleGOD so i run 3 speed 3 power
The only good thing about Opera's legend race is that Doto makes an appearance.
> Take MLB Muteki on a run to get some skills> Lvl 5 hints all the timeHoly shit
Hag game!
>>539638747Hope one of her alts lets us do that
I NEED SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>539638357I only have :D
>>539638848I love hags
Hags are fat and gross
>>539625654why is mahkween also a baseball fag
bwos...haven't had an onsen is over a month...
Oguri Cap is spiritually Seiba-face.
>>539638745he jobbed to Long S Mcqueen
I like Slaanesh. Which uma wife is for me?
>>539638863Is this sloppa? This pic is really nice
3 runs in a row of 4 speed cards but still not capping speedbrutal
>>539639059I only got 4 onsen and did around 90 runs, dunno if I'm lucky or unlucky kek>Golshi>Mayano>Creek>McQueen>>539639129Yeah it's a sloppa but I really like it, especially the legs/thighs.
>>539639092>>539638745"Too busy grinding JP"
>>539637504douzo
Using Iron Will to proc groundwork.Thoughts?
>>539639194Yeah, those thighs are killer
>>539639257>jobs on jp too
Got an update just now. Anyone knows what it is?
AHHHHHHHHH NEW DATA TO DOWNLOAD
DON'T DOWNLOAD IT, IT'S AN VIRUS!
>>539639314super creek joi event
You guys are fucking retarded.
AIEEEE THE MUSTARD GAS
>>539639395Nyo
>>539638848>17 years old
Why have the worst people here latched onto Doto?
spent 1 roll on a banner and got the kawakami princess SSR it sucks doesnt it
I'm already burnt out on CM3>not engaging in frontfaggotry>My favourite milers like taiki and maru fuckign suckI'm just gonna toss in vodka and grass and call it a day
Any real girls in here?
>>539639546Just use them anyway
If you don't Front please don't Cope
>>539639494>t. opera homosexual
>>539639453Man, Gold City looks so pretty.
>>539638278Idk bwo try adding a stamina card or two in there that'll probably help, also borrow an MLB Kita, 0-3LB Kita is pretty bad imo
>>539639494Doto is the rabi of /uma/
>>539638217That’s the only way I’ll eat
>>539639494*best
>>539639494Congratulations on coming out of the closet.
>>539639496its fine but at 0lb kind of bad
Do Umas get better stat bonuses than these in the future or this is the peak?
Unusual amount of Curren posting. What’s going on?
>>539639701
>>539639546>You win without tryingThis is the actual strat instead of stressing over meta
>>539639962her one fan just got pissed that Daiwa is betterthat's all
>>539639943no
>>539639973>one of the few virgin horses in the game btw
>>539639962He's trying to pimp her out to another trainer. The cuck chair is going to get used tonight.
>>539639989I had to actually put in effort to make it to A finals in gemini, and even then it was just barelythat cup fucking SUCKED
>>539639817I only need Kita for her mood events speed really is not an issue compared to stamina, those cards are used only for their skills after all, maybe I'll switch Vodka for any stamina card, I can get her to 600 SPD/STM with these cards which is enough for ura finale anyway.Just tried again and saw every race only to find out it's that Narita Brian trying to sabotage every single race I run what the fuck.
>>539640009its the opposite althoughbeit
this skill should be deleted from the game
>he lacks sympathy
>>539640317>all 3 runners with sympathyThis is megamind shit
>>539638524I actually prefer digitan over mlb vodkathat 40 initial power is HUGE for early races like hopeless stakes
>>539639457minimum age is 18, so her age is 18-19 since she can't drink yet
>>539640317Just get that one Uma who can forcibly activate it on all your other Umas
When you're training for cups do you do races or just pump stats
>>539640392unironically why i went all in on bamboo memory (i didnt win)
>>539640373It require 4 uma to activate it.
>>539640392hopeless is only bad for parent runswhy the fuck are you having trouble with max stat ace runs
>>539640542you train for stats primarily while doing just enough races to buy the skills you need
>>539640542You only do races that get you to 100k fans by the end of classic year, then it's stat pumping.
>cinderella gray>but the cinderella(beast) has no prince charmingWeird but okay, it's 2020+5 after all
>>539640701>he doesnt know
>>539640701She has a prince though??
>>539640701I’m Oguri’s Prince Charming
>>539638524I threw them in the Gametora compare because it'd be too long to break down, but somewhat briefly:The first five cards are your main focus since they hug the shit out of the power facility. Play Biwa and Helios if you want some hints and moderate friendship, Amazon and Bourbon if you don't really care that much about those and pure stat grinding with huge friendships. I'd always consider Biwa as one of your two just because if she roams, 15% training effectiveness will help if she lands on a facility you also want. Digital can be alright if you want a skill point bonus at risk of her constantly roaming, but if you need a strong start, the 40 initial power isn't bad. Maybe she might land on a facility you want with 10% training effectiveness, worth considering.The other four are whatever. Oguri is there if you need power while fishing for Groundwork. Nishino has a charming event. Smart Falcon has a nice power and stamina bonus, but that's it. Ryan exists. Don't use Ryan.
>>539640701
>>539639086impregnate over and over
>>539640862 (me)>first five cardsForgot to change that to first four since I later wrote about Digital being a niche case with no specialty priority, but oh well, hope it still helps with your decision-making, bwo.
>>539640862>need amazon for spurt>need helios for corners and general skills>need oguri for furious featyeah its 3 power time
40 year old men can't be prince charming btw
yeppers
i'll be honest it's hard for me to care about any characters beyond the original cast
>>539638524You only need the power cards for hints you need so it depends on the uma. They all suck for stat gain and you get more power by just running more speed cards. If you need stamina+power just run 1 stam 1 speed instead and your stats will be way higher than with 2 power.
Love Mayano Top Gun
>>5396411632 speed 3 power 1 wit is peak bakushin strat
>>539640542Parent: race skills hints >600Ace: stats, aptitude and race target skills
>>539641215What constitutes the original cast? Playable at launch? In game at launch? Present in the 2018 first PV?
>>539640862>>539641156>>539641264Thank you very much. I'm trying to reach 1200/600/1100 for CM on my Maru because I love my hag wife. I've got a Seiun Sky Groundwork parent and a tails held high + Playtime's over parent so fingers crossed I can get something going.Since I don't have King Halo at 4* I feel like I really need to take multiple power cards.
>>539641167false
GoldShip hate
>>539641318playable at launch/included by appearing in launch support cards
>>539635601Umanons... help...
>>539641402also girls that appear in stories of launch girls but aren't necessarily playable themselves
>>539639075I see it
Do gacha games ever do sequels
>>539640701esl
>>539641318basically any girl that can be seen in a story or support card event at launch would make them part of the original cast
>>539641576The former
>>539640862>Smart Falcon has a nice power and stamina bonus, but that's itShe has some useful hints.
>>539627630cute and canon
>>539641735Shadowverse had a sequel right?
>>539639075>jeanne larper>but since the fate guy is a sameface hack it makes her seibaface>also eats like oneI see it too
>>539641735Only if they die and need something bigger than an update to bring people back
>>539641735I wouldn't put it past Cygay. They made an unnecessary sequel to Shadowverse to drain money from us, so why not do umamusume 2 and reset everyone's progress.
>>539641735Honkai NikkiLove Live
BRING ME RICE VILLAIN
Cute dog
mlb urara is tazuna-lite
>>539635601Both, depending on what you mean by 'inherited'When using them as parents, higher stars makes them more likely to be on the trainee. Whether that's 1* or 3* is not affected.During inspiration events, higher stars provide higher hint level
>>539641735some of them doPrincess connect Re dive is called re dive because there was an original princess connectArknights 2 is comingGFL has a bunch of spinoffs and then glf2
>>539641917For me, it's Evil Nature
>>539642012I mean is there something like "If this skill is a 1* spark there is a 20% chance to get it in the april inheritance vent vs 40% at 3*"
>>539642000no she's notshe's not good enough to even be called "light"30 specialty still makes her camp guts too much, and her events aren't supert good even if they give somewhat frequent low amounts of evergy and mood
>>539641917Your "villain" sir
>>539641785I don't dislike Focus and Corner Recovery and...greens that'll only be useful on certain CMs. My response was more in line of the anon looking to max out stats and seeing the best way to get there for his hag wife, so I wanted to keep that in mind.
BIG
>>539641973
Wheat Hero
>>539642079mambo...
>>539642095Yes I forgot to mention that, more stars increases the chance of it proccing during the event
>>539637918I genuinely don't see the appeal of for (You) umas.Umas like Shakur are more fun imo because you have to put in effort to "tame" them rather than blatant waifubait umas who just worship you for no reason.
>>539642154more like bricked deck
>>539642154nice wit kek
>>539642150front runner savvy is the entire reason I run her
>No CM announcement yetDoes that mean we're getting them monthly instead of fortnightly from now on?
what hero
>>539642126My villain can't be this cute...
>>539642252CMs are announced a week before calm your tits it's still mid September
>>539642154>4 rainbows stacked with an additional 5th on a level 4 facility.>not even +100
>>539640701did you miss the part Kitahara went and find Oguri to give her missing shoe like in the fairy tail?
>>539642308Gemini was announced during the finals period for Taurus though
Uma Musume is a fantasy delusion of Golshi, all the IRL horses who died are still dead in Uma universe.
>>539641917
Rice Gyro
>>539642308No calm. If you don’t farm parents four CMs in advance you might as well quit.
>>539642095>>539642182Diminishing returns on the grandparents, having 3* on all 4 grandparents (12*) is pretty much almost equal to 6* on just the two parents (6*)
>>539642154I still don't get what the hell Vodka's ornaments are
>>539642427I forgot where to find this spreadsheet. Link please?
>>539642427i am going to have to grind so hard for groundwork + tail held high + playtime's over aren't i
BoFA was a mistake but she'll do just fine
>>539642380Evil villain staves poor costumer out of sheer spite
Rice a thief, she'd steal other uma trainers like she stole their titles.
>>539642532>witletnashe'll be inconsistent
>>539642532>guts not 301+ for the hidden crash bandicoot crystal AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>539642523At some point you'll have to compromise and pick some of the skills from card directly during ace training, it's just unfeasible to have them all on the parents
post more sexy mares
sex
>>539642532>4 off from guts min requirementsSorry bud, that Vodka is dead on arrival.
>>539642497https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mT_uH79lZwEth6qGvjBOvrRKxwfKixr6vfhgzoW1s-U/edit?gid=1680923329#gid=1680923329
>>539642590ok
>>539642590
>>539642590wwyd if these two cornered you in a dark alleyway
>>539642663Thanks>Assumes total 161 affinity scoreDamn. Getting Groundwork onto Falco is going to take many tries.
Am I gonna make it brosGoldship ate pot5 medals
>>539642705McQueen was such a stacy, even the unfriendly Sunday Silence was friendly with the irl horse.
the so called greatest mare apparently died the same way urara did, tummy hort(colic)guess it's really an age thing and will get any horse sooner or later
Special Week is so ugly
>>539642605yes
>>539642846bro go grind for the medals what are you doing
>>539642903n**o
>>539642590Just 2 cute friends doing cute things
>>539642910I'm using Grass to grind the medals and happened to get that build
>>539642893That's mean
>>539642901Where's the one where urara whispers something naughty into digital's ear?
>>539642909GIVE ME THE SOURCE
Special Chud
>>539642953My lovely wife Nature and the big titty highschool girl that I'm cheating on her with.
mile parent runs helped me clear out the first time wins on many of these otherwise untouched races
I should gutsmaxx more, this wasn't bad for my first test attempt the other dayabout 40 more stam would be safe from gassing out, and maxed spd and guts is also very probable. And I could get decent parents for pump/redshift and hope for correct S sparks
ASS wonder
>is pretty>huge tits (B92)>owns a lambo>fun personality>monster at race>can cook>can sew and do other housework stuffs>is also from a rich familyWhy did they make Maruzensky so perfect? Literally flawless
>>539643183>whyfor me specifically, of course
T-thank you... Cygenerous...
>>539643337I live for moments like thisand also die for moments where I get a karaoke at good mood and then immediately undone by a mood down event next turn
>>539643337on you next turn you will fail 1% tripple rainbow and gt laddered to awful
>propagate the >400 wit gaslight nyow
aaaiieeee I'm gonna explode
Am I a schizo or is the first run after you unlock an outfit coded to be very lucky
>>539643548looks good desu
ANUS Fujin
>>539643554yeah me when i marry mayano and get her a wedding dress
I DON'T HAVE MONEY
it's just 10% bro
>>539643554noI hit grass's hot spring ticket right after I unlocked her outfit and then jobbed it because the run went sidewas
>>539643554Dunno but my first 3* daiwa run gave me 3* blue
>>539643639At least it wasn't a "don't overdo it"
>>539643685Getting the ticket is luck in itself. Toreina issue.
>>539643791freak hors
>>539643461I got a mood down right before a G1 and got 2nd to an uma with 400 less speed and power...
>>539640701>no prince charmingAnon...
>>539643064Deck and parents?
Cute gremlin
>>539643639kek
behold my latest creation
What's a 3rd Uma whose ult is good for Front Runners? I'm ready to start my triangle of inbreeding parents with Seiun Sky and Maruzensky and just need a third.
>>539644157>On Your Left!>C Late Surger?
>>539644230pasa, duh
>>539644157>he did not break 601 guts for the +69% speed bonusbricked
>>539644157>345 wit>late Cbitch is dumb as a brick and will trap herself/waste her stamina through mismanagementgood job
>>539644230Condor, Falcon, McQueen, Daiwa, Bakushin
>>539644230She's an all purposes great parent, great uma, and great fuck.
ill just replace grass wonder with oguri this build fucking ROCKS
You have all of the three faces of the franchise right anon?
>>539644060The maru is wit/spd/stam and taiki is spd 8* with very bad whites from launch week, both my own. Admittedly, I was just taking yellow skills without much thinking, but definitely worth a redoing someday
>>539644385Okay. I'm very suprised you almost maxxed speed without a speed card
>>539644356Suzuka... Please spook me...
>>539644707Sex.
>>539644707i'd sweep that tosho all night
>>539644707
>>539644575vodka has goated stat bonuses, and I made liberal use of speed training when the supports gather on it and in summer too. After you hit lvl 5 guts in classic year (hopefully), you can vortex 3+ rainbow guts training for 30-50 speed/power per hit. Ines fujin card is a must because of how good she is and spd bonus on training too.iirc this was a somewhat midroll run because the guts rainbow dried out after senior summer. Just 1 more triple or more and I could have maxed speed/guts and hit 900 power
>>539644356I wish I had Red Teio
>>539644707Canonically one of the biggest whores in tracen academy
i'm glad i don't have any Teio
Thoughts on ponies?
>>539645108
Is it really bad to not have nemesis lvl4 on taishin, or she is fine without it?
>>539645305>lvl 1damn, this nigga failed all his ult checks
>>539645305unique levels are very minor, the difference is less than a single white skill
>>539644707EATYOURVEGGIES
Listening to l'Arc race theme made me reconsider quitting Uma. I refuse to die until global gets l'Arc scenario and I get to carry these bitch-ass nihon jobbers toward their first ever win.
who asked
>>539643554I got my 3 *3 after unlock the outfit within 5 runs or so.
nishishi
>>539645305You want the first increase, the rest is minor.
These are your trainees for tonight
>>539645691too big, give me flatties
>>539645484You can quit and come back
>>539645484You're welcome, perchance?
We will, Vodka, we will
>>539645771
>>539645691oyakodon
get this FLATNESS out of my face
>>539645921Make sure she can still run when her debut rolls around, toreena.
late surger game
>>539645903Foolishness toreina, it makes you weak
Is my Umadol ready for CM?
hachimi hachimi hachimii'm going to lick teio's pussyhachimi hachimi hachimii'm going to perform cunnilingus on teio's pussy
>>539645691Aren't we supposed to sleep at night to have energy to train tomorrow?
>>539646354>B for Blocked
>>539646456Would've like the double circle on wet instead of corner recovery but yeah, it's good.
Which umas should do topless boy shorts challenge?
Name one sexual thing about tokai teio
>>539646552She's a middle schooler...
>>539646628Corner recovery was on cheap. 40% off so it was what filled out the last of the points since every good was too expensive.
>>539646456How hard was it to get Groundwork on her? And did you run Fuji for the Summer Runner?
>>539646628i'll make her circles wet
>>539644792>>539644893>>539644894>>539645147That's a juvenile
>>539646779Literally forced it via air groove
>>539646690her teio pussy
>>539646958Which I will fillies.
>>539646979Damn that's rough. Good stats inspite of that though.
>>539646979fuck you whale
>>539644707I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweepy. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweepy as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her
>>539647041>SR deck>WhaleAt best he is a dolphin. The term whale has lost all meaning.
Is curren the biggest whore or would there be an even bigger whore in the future?
>>539646647McQueen does it on the regular
What's a Torecchi?
>>539647036Yeah was sick of groundwork not proccing since groundwork was so key.
>>539646690Cute buds
>>539647194(you), the traineror a stretch
>>539647006Do not lie with demons
>>539646690nishishi
>>539647192My muhfugginh kween...
riddle me this /uma/, where do I get Opera O gf
teio double peace!
>>539647107b-based?
>there was an HP bar in the initial versionsTo be honest, removing them is for the best for horse racing accuracy, though I do wonder how things would have changed if it stayed
I keep losing the sparks slot machine this week. My luck has run out.
>>539647194a treach, one guilty of treachery
>>539647192L-lewd...
Summer must be a bitch since older trainers smell old and uma musumes have stronger sense of smell
>>539646958
>>539647126>FULL SRs and seiunye
>>539647528Asians don't smell.
>use a parfait against a 'gift every win!' top team trial opponent>actually win every race
>>539647194torena ecchi
>>539647497I don't have a single 3* blue and I've played since launch
>>539647449Less stamina gaslighting because we can actually see HP
should I move on to ace runs?
https://x.com/horseimage/status/1966956124760142251?t=t4Frf2NIRv3cfo1e9j9viw&s=19
Guess the spark bwos
When is the season going to switch? It's near the end of September but the umas are still talking about summer.
>>539647605>Full SRs are whalesWhat are full SSRs?
>>539647528Can an uma smell it when her trainer is pent up?
>>539647695>no groundwork
>>539647713Speed * 2
>>539647781Krakens
>>539647682I'd honestly easily trade not being able to get 3* ever if I can get consistent 2*s.
I'm watching the new scenario coming out next month and man are we refarming our sparks once this shit arrives?
>>539647713wit 1* to spice things up
>>5396477131* wit
seiun sky is shit. red shift and iron does the same shit
>>539647796>>539647678Dia wouldn't act like this.
>>539647639jap men in their late 20+ doit's always a topic about ojisans
>>539647884I think ura sparks are still better, unless the stats get uncapped and also they somehow give you better skillpoint gain to hoard skills for white sparks
How are our decks looking, my fellow F2Ps?
air groove pace.... i kneel wit god was right
>>539647884There’s also changing cards setups, but otherwise it’s better to just wait experience the difference once it actually comes
>>539642590here you go
>>539648119>MLB kita and creekkekaroo
>>539647975
>>539647956it's about how easy it is to activate and how universal it is>red shift gets fucked in certain maps>pump only works for late/ends and also has a weird activation that cucks you sometimesseiun is just go first and win like daisca
Assuming I don't get an inspiration upgrade, is B for End Closer managable?
>>539648032>>539648137Yeah I was thinking of farming in advance but guess I'll have to wait for now. How else can we make good use of our TP besides the three daily borrows?
>>539647430Theater girls, but good fucking luck in this day and age.
>>539647803>>539647895>>539647903Wrong
>>539648293doto hugs and love
>>539648380ちんぽ
>>539647975Anon...
>>539648318theatre girls are insufferable drama queens and not fabulous like Opera O
>>539648526You can't say that around an uma in heat
>>539648534umas are in heat all year
Is there a list of Umas who have interactions in Team Trials? Like Bakushin and Rice, Opera and Urara etc.
>>539647956Surprised no one has made the comparison that Seiun Sky's unique is literally Pump for front runners.>same shitty conditions (first vs 6th, 6th is what 1st is to late)>same activation timing (late race corner)>same stats when inherited (2.4s 0.2 accel)
>>539648119I posted mine a week ago before but this is a real F2P deck. You could say I'm a dolphin now after buying a few carat packs but I still have about 30k carats saved
pasa unique is better
>>539648801The difference is that 6th is RNG. You can't run a 6th place sniper like you can for first.
>>539648884>runs out of stam before it procsit's over
>>539648884Lmao. No.
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>539648920It's not. Late surgers try to hold on to the 6th position before last spurting, just like front fights for the 1st. You can witmaxx, but there's no point since it does not work like how front does it, they'll always just chill back in 6th.
>>5396488016th is definitely worse than 1 because if you stack too much velocity you go over it and get fucked
>>539648884They hated him because he told the truth
Chiyono is incredibly unattractive.
>>539648801You can't get brocked if you're in the 1st place to begin with compared to >6th though.
>>539649079Ok but let's say each team has 2 late surgers. Before the race, can you look at everyone's skills and stats and guess a which one will hit pump?
i have never seen a pasa proc lose a single match. they go pump iron-> red shift->pasa ult---->daiwa ult -> oguri ult. theres nothing you can do but watch
>>539649182
wtf is this obscure mechanic
>>539648119>f2plol lmaoi'm the only proud f2p here
>>539649072Suki suki suki
>>539649079If there are too few pacers/fronts your late's AI is coded to move up early, and they could end up too far in front and not proc pump - see Taurus Cup and how Pump was a gamble even on Goldship, and end closer. In a lobby full of fronts all of them will still fight for the first position and the AI is not working against you.
>>539649281>5 ultsgee just pick up 5 ults bro
>>539648119cygames gibs when????
>>539649362
do they ever release SR card uncap items
>>539648814>>539649394>>539649473>>539648119What app do you people use when putting several screenshots into one? I'm a computer illiterate and would like to upload mine as well.
>>539649281To be fair if they landed 5 ults then they probably tried harder than you and deserved the w
>>539649525
reminder that if you rerolled then you're also disqualified from being true f2p
>>539649281They deserve it if they managed to proc pump on pasa of all things.
>>539649608my phone has a collage feature in the galleryif you're on pc just use ms paint
>>539649603Yes
>2 months until we get a good support bannermy deck is suffering
>>539649725Chat is this real
>>539649323I've seen it happen in all the lobbies I've been in so at least 88% WR isn't gaslighting on this one. The umas will almost always form a line going into that corner, it's insane.
>>539649252Replace "late surgers" with front runners and "pump" with "AAS".
>>539649603
>>539649608https://lt900ed.github.io/receipt_factor/
>>539649694Cute mares
>>539649860I know he's not gaslighting, it's just that it's never been brought up despite everyone seeing this phenomenon every time. It's a big deal on this racetrack, basically a lot of the middle leg is a no overtake zone
>tfw king halo throws your class 6 retention
>>539649902I hope we get some soon
>>539649867With fronts, if one is far superior to the others in stats and skills, you can bet that it will take first though. It's not guaranteed but my point was there's no skill/stat that you use to compete for 6th place like 1st.
>>539649963I can't wait until we cross into undocumented territory so people stops guidefagging and just believe in the diceroll
NASCAR rules
>>539649608I use GIMP to do it.
did you know king halo is weak to anal sex?
>>539650041>Dirt FukuBro... just use Mayano...
>>539650143A lady wouldn’t take it up her butt
>>539649694
>>539650072My strategy? I simply believed that my uma could win.
How much wit for CM
>>539650303depends which cm
What if I showed Cheval my penis?
>>539650143Of course she is, she takes herself very seriously as a high class lady after all.
Is it just me or if you rest right after a 30 energy you have a high chance to get a back to back or even worse night owl?
>>539650303depends which strategy
>>539650303depends which horse
If you can only run as Front Runner in Sprint and Mile races, is getting the pink spark you want always a 1/3 chance? Or is it skewed more towards X thing
>>5396503031200
>>539650569completely even random choice between everything A or higher
>>539650354She'll report you for sexual harassment
>>539650569Equal weight to all possible aptitudes you could roll.
>>539650664>>539650698Sweet ty
>>539650149she likes the mud
>>539649963it's not been important in previous CMs because in those races the impassable corner wasn't half the entire race length
>>539650303Just be yourself
>>539650754I got my dirty miler charms girl up to Dirt B I think. She's done pretty well for me, even wins occasionally. Or maybe it was even Dirt A, but with Mile B? I didn't bother to get them both to A. Still using her anyway. My other two are Oguri Cap and Urara, because I refuse to train anybody who won't face me without a mask on
>>539650463Ramonu would never make that look.
Nice Nature is really a great girl
Zamn
How much penis for Dia?
>>539651187Huh, did they actually model the bulge? I guess they did. I'm impressed
Dia-chan...https://x.com/Anayet321/status/1968669859086053518
>>539650786I'm starting to think front runner for this CM is not as hype as I thought it would be.>Lose the early game >No comeback mechanics>Lose the raceMight just take the latepill instead desu
Redshift or Rudolf ult for late gamblers?
>>539651337It's called skindentation.
Lewd
>>539651426there's a reason it's a whale strat>need all 3 to be roughly equally as good since it only matters if they are in 1st and nothing else>need groundwork, 3 greens, focus (ideally concentration), tail held high, slipstream, playtimes over, enough stats to be relevant, probably a recovery or two to avoid debuffers killing themvs>just make a normal uma lol
>>539651401Cute, would wife
Hopeful status?
>stars finally aligned and got mile S and 1200 speed after 20 runs>only 800 pow>hishi didn't give savvy>vodka didn't give navigatorGetting sick and tired of this dogshit game.
>>539651551Post more uma feet
>>539651592Nah it's not the skills that bother me, I have a decent card collection and pretty good parent sparks so I can build decent fronts. It's the fact that on this track in particular if you're playing front you know whether you've won or lost before the halfway mark and that just makes it less exciting.
>>539651667Hopeful.
Damn she just fucking diedI was frontrunning too
ummm why did my maya turn chinese
What do you think about Kitasan Black ?
>>539651941She let the umaforce guide her.
>perfect 1100 600 600 X 600 run>*1 guts *2 endHahaha... this game
Jewel Sphene is the real winner
>>539652007sexo
>>539651592Is that really whale strategy though? Sounds more in the line of massive parent farming autism.
Nikke abandoners come back
>>539652203The whale part is that you want high speed, power and wit on your ace run after doing all that. And you need at least MLB SRs + Kita, ideally another borrowed SSR. Wit is used for more than skill procs on front so every bit helps, but you can't sacrifice speed or much power for it.
>>539652007She is a slut
>>539647703https://x.com/horseimage/status/1961899460910334295Someone should make a similar edit for an umamusume
Please sir just a crumb of 2* turf and 2* groundwork on my mcqueen, I want to be out of the clock burning tenno sho spring on a parent run mines....
*ruins your 10 years of groundwork farming just by existing*
>>539652603CYGAMES GIVE THIS MAN 2*TURF, 2*GROUNDWORK, AND 1* WIT
>>539652603Best I can do is 1* medium and a Tenno Sho (Autumn) spark.
>>539652795With how bad my luck is, I'd take it and just try to highroll harder on the ace run.
>>539652007
I'd fuck chiyono ngl
>>539652675Existence itself is a debuff..
>>539652007Great girlfriend material
>>539652675That's my girl.
Are you rolling on the fantasy banners?
OSHI WHALE SAMA I KNEEL
>>539653407im saving for cafe
>>539653429wow what a faggot
I can't post images.
>>539653429Based whale-sama 4 figure gaming to use his wife and defy the metanigs who said she's worthless.
>>539652007That cygames made her one of the whitest uma is funny and no not like I want her to be a choco horse
>>539652397>Kita is a rapist tooThat explains why she is Dia's best friend
>>539653429I have sex with this one on one, while her whale trainer watches btw.
>>539653429Is Tazuna really that good that she can go into ace decks?
>>539653429I wouldn't even be mad if I lost to this, I'd just kneel.
>>539652969She's so blindingly white I chuckle everytime
>>539653429Can't hate whales that do it for their oshiBut whales that play meta? death penalty
>>539651776>oversize t-shirtThey fucked
>>539653831>>539653831>>539653831
>>539653429>cancer is more whale dominated than gemini
>>539653885Yeah. She lets you do more mid value trainings due to the energy reduction, do trainings that would otherwise be risky due to failure reduction (and thus get more value out of rests), on top of her mood/energy events smoothing out the run.
