Previous: >>539915050>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Amazon (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)Next Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
mejiro ryan wants indo you let her?
Teio!
Butt pillow
Heriosu!
WHO LET THE DOGS OUTWHOWHO WHO WHO WHO
Are you still aiming for the top?
>>53994187629 star pieces till I have Teio...
Event is in 20 minutes, right?
I don't get it, any cm lobby I join where Oguri is in there as a late surger, they overperform and beat every grass or vodka while usually having noticeably worse stats all around
>>539942045yes, and the backlog of gibs (6000 carats!) will also drop around then
Should I roll for my wife or roll for good support cards?In games where there's a character banner and a weapon banner, I would always prioritize characters but in this game that doesn't seem like an option
>top gun>plenty of speed and stamina>get mogged over and over at arimai swear to god today this game does nothing but fuck me over to piss me offeither I win careers and URA by making a balanced horse, or get completely destroyed cuz I DARED to try and make a parent
>>539942102Ogurin's plot armor is common knowledge at this point.
>>539942198
Aight boys, real discussion timeHow smelly is Agnes Tachyon? What kind of smell she has?
mandem tried to make me download a .jfif
>>539942184>top gun>being able to run any style>losing a long race when you have "enough" speed and staminaRun her Late or End bwo.
>>539942126realistically the answer is quite complicateddo you have all major niches filled out by dedicated umas? do you have a support deck that can play off of those niches already?if the answer to both is yes, then you should be able to pick whatever you want, so long as you have 30k in case you need to spark.functionally speaking, unless you're a top tier player in the top 100 of TT, or are trying to sweep every cm, most umas are going to be the same in terms of what they bring to the table, and thusly can and should be ignored unless you either want to experience a specific story, or you really like their character.the only time you should grind for umas is so that you have all 1 and 2 stars bumped up to 3 for their special skills, then later on for any specific 3 star that you desperately want. passed that point you should be saving for good cards
>>539942491if I do that I'll bet the game will scream at me for lack of skills, power or some bullshit
>>539942126Realistically you should roll more on the support cards, I only have 2LB Kita and it's just honestly crippling on how much worse the rng is without MLB kita. if you have at least 3lb kita you have some flexibility
>>539942126You roll for umas unless you're brown and sweaty. You can get by with Kitasan and some decent enough SRs.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Why did mods ban the anon who posted a McQueen tickle+smelly feet torture pic? There was nothing against the rules.
Is it worth suffering for 4 months to own a card that I'll probably never use again?
>>539942761just have fun anon, its not that hard!
>>539942198>Omigsoh I bumped into you so hard ON ACCIDENT>I guess we have to get married now
>>539942126If you don't have a full deck of MLBd SSRs, you should keep rolling for support cards. All the skill and inheritance shit by and large doesn't matter without capped stats.
>>539942198I wanna see her uncovered ears
>>539942745How did you even know he was gone? I posted another one of those pictures by the same artist and didn't get banned.
>>539942501>unless you want to experience a specific storyI know this is stupid because it goes against the entire premise of a gacha system, but man, I really wish we could play the careers of any Uma for free and then have locked the veteran trainees to those you actually pulled.
>>539942761whats the suffering, just playing the game?
>>539941967Anon… that song is older than 99% of the people here
I don't have super creek yet, but I can unlock her with pieces from the legend race. It seems smarter to wait because I'll eventually roll her anyway. Any downside to waiting?
>>539943076Honesty, her and King still have had the best story.Just did Amazon's, and while it's cute, it's so fucking barren. And not only was it slim, but it was basically a retelling of Brian's story.
>>539942761Did I miss a memo? What card?
IS THE NEW SSR WELFARE GOOD PLEASE RESPOND
>>539943189don't be so sure anon the average age of people who play this game is mid-30s
>>539943278no
>>539943278it's a speed card with no specialty prio
>>539943238You can't play goo goo babies until you unlock her
Tosho sex...https://files.catbox.moe/ke57i2.jpg
>>539943036Just assumed, seeing the meltdown and a lack of subsequent posts. Mods were probably asleep in your case.
>>539943278>free mlb speed cardyes. compared to actual SSR speed cards? not so much, but still, free
>>539943278If you are incredibly desperate for a speed card
>>539943332In the card's defense my normal card's with 50 and 60 speciality priority always fuck off elsewhere when I need them to BE. ON. SPEED. So maybe Gold Ship will work out.
>>539943072thatd be nice, hell, cygames could even make money off of it, if you play an uma you want, and then get a good run, they can just have an "unlock uma" button for 30k off the bat. granted that would negate the fomo of banners, but it could be done post-banner
>>539942727I like you ritual poster but what about jazzing it up with something like>using king halo’s sweet slutty mouthor>grabbing sweep tosho’s flat slutty breastsidk, just throwing some ideas out there>>539943253Agreed, Natie is so damn cute. The only problem I have with Amazon’s story is her skin problems event has her headbuttinh a tree which is just kind of unpleasant and doesn’t fit with the rest of the game imo
Smart FalconGODS are winningToo bad she looks like a crossdressing little boy
Anyone rolling?
these 2 are cute together
>>539943189okay. so what?
>>539943448I was posting the images right after the first post because I was there and found it funny. Unless it happened multiple times.
Are we supposed to get upgraded rewards when event drops right
>>539943546you can always get lucky!
>>539943278No. For roaming cards, you don't want them to be a stat that you want to regularly train.
>>539943451WHERE IS THR SOURCE I NEED MORE NORN
Well it could've been better RNG but it got the job done... sort of kind of... well honestly...>>539939479
>>539943571Falcobros...they are mocking our umacel queen...
Daiwa is so cute...
Keep your Naties, I got my Osaka wife.
im gonna be pulling for fuji, hishi akebono, and mejiro ryans ssr cardthen from there im just saving up for like 7 months for admire vega, im READY to save
How does it make you feel when an adult woman acts like a young teenage girl?
>>539943794Narita is such a basic bitch idk how you find the motivation to run her
1 MINUTE INCOMINGDROP THE EVENT AND GIBS CYJEWS
>>539943238Nope. I have enough stars to unlock Teio and I'm waiting so that I'll have enough to instantly 4 star her. In your case, you'll be ready to 3 star supertits. Wait.
>>539943278speed is like the only stat that you universally don't want a roamer on. it's what holds back the nishino flower ssr.
Digitan LOVE
>>539943827
CYGENROUS
EVENTS LIVE GOGOGO
>>539943303Oldfags aren’t autistic enough to play this
>>539944026tl drhappy it happened to youor sad, whatever
>>539943278It's hint oriented but it has like 20 skills, just like the stam Golshi SSR. Unreliable as fuck and also no prio, tho it has 10 training effectiveness at MLB so that's something.
So free groundwork speed card? Nice
It hurts so much bros...
Good start. Grass, please come home.
to think... our roles could have been reversed...
>10 pullsCYGENEROUS
Apologize
>Still no multi roulette spinsThis is just embarrassing at this point
>>539944163EXPLODE
marvelous sunday sunday derby is delayed by 30 minutes, im stuck in a call
Im not gay or a tranny but I want to be an Uma and be called "pony-chan" while she rapes me haha
>>539943571does this look like a boy to you?
>>539944256L wagie
>>539944094Yeah we are.
Which ultis are good for pace chasers?
12k gems... still don't have enough to take my chance trying to get fantasy grass. why have they been so stingy with gems? It's sad.
>>539944094age has jack and shit to do if you're an old/og fag you retarded mutt
>it's just VR not even reallame
SPECIAL WIFE
>>539943919fag
>>539944256This isn't marvelousit's fine
>>539944163how do you not have grass and also explode
>>539943278>roamers>anything but a complete meme
El Condor Pasa, the KKK Warrior...
>>539944145>16 possible hints + just stats
Does Fantasy Wonder seriously need you to lose a place to get the stamina boost? I thought she was meant to be one of the better parents
>>539944145Good luck getting a groundwork hint
>>539944094Do you think people grow out of being autistic?
>>539944574shes an inheritable healgood enough if you have her
>>539944145>goldship card hint>this one isn't even nice enough to hint level max prune the ones you already sawwelcome to a special purgatory.
>>539944574she is... once her unique gets buffed during first anniversary, like 80% of the umas and skill get an improvement
>>539944574It becomes a good parent once the heal inherits get buffed and characters like summer Maru and Christ Oguri get shit for using a recovery
>>539944349Is there any uma that thought of herself like that? Similar to Musubi from Sekirei
EL'S ELS
Do events have any gameplay variety in the future?
>trainer is middle aged, receding hairline, deadend job, mid life crisis, divorced.
El's Pasas.....
>>539944647The inheritable heals are all poor value though and have low numbers. Agnes is only used because hers procs at the absolute perfect time. I'm gonna toss a ten pull on this but that's it...
gibs status?
japs hated this event to death btw
>1800 carratsCygenerous... I kneel
>>539944790>>539944838Does she wear the new mask in her non-race outfits?
>>539944094>new thing I'm into doesn't have old peopleWhy do you always think this?
>>539943451Source ?
Okay i admit, when it works it does feel pretty darn good.
>Finally some free gibs.>Don't want any of these Uma.Guess I just keep saving haha...
>>539944885Why? Grass is cute and Condor is stronk
Having a bad day, which uma will make me feel better
>>539943748*dies*
I haven't seen the director pull animation in such a long time bros ......
>>539944349look at those well-built shoulders
So why are Seiun Sky and King Halo evil?
>>539945083It wouldn't be special if she always showed up
>>539944943i dunno, just watching the event story
>>539944094What do you consider to be an oldfag?
damn el's tits are massive
>>539945083I got it only to get spooked
>>539944094Occurring to the numbers I made up based on my feelings, the average age in this general is 34, yet the person I'm responding to is only 23
We are all saving for Doto right?
Why is the beaner dressed like a whore?
>>539945065Falco
>autopilot and click the energy option on new year while full health>bricked>instaquit runEver had this happen to you dacchis?
>>539945065Just ask for the nice nature soundpost
>>539945223Cafe
>Have to unfollow someone to make room for the follow with the banner SSR so that I farm the event points faster>Have to run the gold ship for extra pointsNot being a cheater that's able to do 30 runs a day thanks to bots + cheat engine is suffering
gibs turned out well
>playing full body umalator VR with m*le fansThis is like one of those doujinshi set up where they get gangbanged virtually so it's technically not NTR.
>>539943792>>539944975https://x.com/RH_R18/status/1969578894526464157
My day is now ruined.
Shit... blew thirty rolls and ended up getting El... I wanted Grass... This El is good yeah? I got a new horse so now I really don't want to pull anymore
~3~
DO NOT ROLLTHE DOT IS BLUE
>Goldhit came back to give me more free shit, a bad card, and carpal tunnelWhy do (we) hate her again?
>>539945061they didn't like that it was a VR adventure, funnily enough the 4th scenario Grand Masters was also a VR adventure of you going back in time but they didn't complain there
>>539944952zoomer are mentally ill, thinking anyone over 30 is a literal boomer, millennial and gen X doesn't exist to them
>>539945065
>>539945452ExplodeI want my own hag
It's just that easy
>>539945535Gold Ship never fails to deliver
>>539945535>wedie subhuman
Odds I do a one pull for cygenerous.Evens I keep hoolding my load for my cow.
Apologize.
>if you die in the game you die in real lifesasuga cygames real creative writing
I wanted El but I’ll still take this
>no potsONE FUCKING JOB
Did the Sunday Darby happen already?
>>539945208I’m actually about to turn 24 wtf
>7 bingo spins>4 repeatsIt's truly maddening that you have to roll one by one until cygenerous finally implements the most obvious qol known to man
>>539945835>>539945753>>539945452
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
HACHIMI
>>539945828>if you die in the game you die in real lifedoes it end with a climactic game of dodgeball?
>>539945753Winners win.
Thanks for the gibs. These carats are going to straight to my oshi funds, Smaru and Xoguri.
>>539946041>brick halooh no no no
>>539946041with what money huh? are you going to pay for my daily pulls, faggot
>>539946041is this card actually any good tho
Which skills do late surgers need from this cm? Let's pump iron and red shift ideally?
>>539946209>with what money huh?lol
>>5399459988 minutes Also wtf
The cat on Director Akikawa's hat isn't real. She just has tourettes and nyas randomly.
>>539946232nah
This game is very f2p friendly. They gave away 2 new characters for free!
>>539944790>>539944838Look at these fat jigglers dancing around... A boob window changes everything...
still behind on 4000 carats btw
>>539946298DIE.
>>539946313i REALLY like this character
>>539946298EXPLODE
>>539946298kys
>>539946041FUCK YOU
>>539946298
>>539946298ANNIHILATE YOURSELF
>>539946313El Tatas...
>Maruzensky>Taiki>Spe>80 pulls>no Grass or ElTell me they're not limited.
>>539946298Live.
So the increased rewards are?
>>539945493Thanks
>>539946520Nothing is limited in this game.
>Hmm, I have 34k gems, I can burn a luck roll on this banner. Who knows, maybe I’ll finally get enough King dupes to unlock her outfi-
>>539946520They're not but you are already gigabricked
>>539946559you just got them bwo
>>539946564oh shit they forgot to censor the name
>>539946520you might pull them on other banners I believe. I managed to pull both anime Teio and Mcqueen in the Curren banner (and didn't get her)
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1969890762302410996CYGENEROUS
>>539946578>>539946678Cool. I'll just hope to get spooked by them later.
>>539946289>sprint>back half positioning>back half positioning in the late race>velocity buff while back half positioning in the late race most likely while you are accelerating rendering it worthless>gets buffed later>but the buff is a meager 0.1 acceleration on a gold skill>cygames pretends it never happened and doesn't put it on any cards or characters ever again except for Biko, probably as a jokenvm it is giga shit
>>539946718>10k monieswow how generous indeed
>>539946718Hoooly shit
>>539946313Oohhh I really wanna roll but I still dont have a full spark... just 1000 carats away.
>10 pull>it's shit
Pokke sex
>>539946313Dios mio El Condor's Pasas son gigantes
https://youtu.be/PdKj1065-P4?list=RDPdKj1065-P4EVERYOOOOOOOOONE!!!!Guess what time it is? Yep, that's right! It's time for the Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby on this marvelous Sunday!10 action packed races are waiting for us today!Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MileFirst set will have set moods, second set has random moods.Only register a SINGLE UMA!!! (uno caballo!!!) Failure to do so will result in disqualification and public mockery.The first race is being prepared right now, stay tuned!
>>539946619I really really love Special Week
>>539944790>>539946313>>539946514>>539946959Gentlemen please, thats my daughter youre talking about
Shit I'll take it
>speed>end savvy>groundwork>pressure>spurtHer card is the savior of end closers
>>539946298based and blessed
>lost the tenno sho spring with Brian >fucking this This goddamn game
Best way to grind out event points?I didnt get all of them last time.I used all the supports but it just felt like I wasnt getting enough?
>>539946974
WHERE ARE MY FREE ROLLS
>>539945065Winning ticket, Matikanefukukitaru, Nice Nature
>>539946298DIE DIE DIE
>>539946298Umazing
>>539946974The first race of the day is a 1400m sprint on Hanshin turf.Weather Report shit the bed, nobody knows whats gonna happen!Registration is now open at>36630174I repeat, the ROOM MATCH is now available at>36630174Wait time is 15 minutes if we don't fill up. Will shorten wait time if the other rooms dont fill up either.
Wife Nature
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1969890762302410996CHECK YOUR INBOX
>roll>only 1* umas and super creekheh
>>539947050I am fucking your daughter's daughters in her daughter
>>539946298Good job anon. I'm still not pulling though.
Either of the card banners even worth doing a multi on?
>>539947119Play more
>>539943451
>>539946974Can we start with the medium race? I have to go early today
Awooga
>>539947361There's no laws against the umas Torena!
>>539947119i was doing 4 runs of day with no event cards and didn't get the titleuse all the bonus you can
>>539946587The best part of this pull is winning ticket
Yooooo daily pull bros ww@
>>539947119MLB all the new cardsGet S rank during careersSwitch from the text log to a different side panel
director is so expressive in this event
>>539947405No. Why do you think they gave out the free karats now? They want you wasting them on these terrible banners.
>>539947405Shinko Windy is the best rate up card on either banner and she's an SR, if that tells you anything about the quality.
Why do they keep giving us carrot juice instead of TP refills?
>Really want El Condor because shes #1>But it's really just a new outfit and not much else?>Also really want Gold City because shes sex.Unless I end up getting El Condor on my first 10 theres no shot I can get another spark ready for Gold City...Im so torn.
>>539947050that's a daughterwife. your daughter, my wife.
Thanks for the 10 pulls Cygenerous-samaNow I can compete in CM3
Is there a way to increase my chances at white sparks for my parent umas?I never get more than 3 and they're all bad
>>539947550It's just a new outfit, Gold City has an entire new career for you to play through.
>>539947519>switch from the text log to a different panelHOLY SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
>>539947465Gentilrape...
>>539946232the wit card is the good one (marginally better than Fine Motion without considering Practice Perfect)
>>539947519Does that make the game load faster?
>>539947119put all the event cards on bakushin and just click speed or wit. do that a 100 times
>>539947789>marginally better than Fine Motion*citation needed
I can't think of anything witty to add, just give me my (You)s
>>539947294>12/18ROLL OUT THE ATTENTION GRABBING IMAGES
>>539947725>>539947804Yes. It's fucked up that it'll save you actual minutes
>>539947923
>>539947725kys cat
>>539943451ogui cap would NEVER do this
stop posting your good rolls. every time you do, a lucklet quits and CM gets harder
God Air Groove such a shit
>>539947923lol
>>539947923but why
>>539947923let me follow you my senpai!!
>>539947923what the fuck
>>539947923Was it worth it?
>>539947095But if I was running an endcloser why would I not run golshi?
>>539947923Moo
>>539947968rude nigger
>>539947986+6 guts +1 skill point you
>>539943278
>>539947923how much?
Shangrila frontier collab when?
>>539947804It wouldn't surprise me. this game has a schizo framerate that is primarily 30 but will jump to 60 to animate certain things before going back to 30.
shan't be giving the cyemployee a (You)
>>539947923Gimmie your friend ID
>>539947923Based whaletard
>>539947981True, it would be with Rudolf instead
>>539947923How many pulls?
It's literally free, ROLL NOW!
>inspired to run after playing uma>could only do 3 laps on a trackthis is gonna suck
>>539947789hmm she's only good if you are spamming wit training on bakushin
>>539948158so what you're telling me is that its a total meme card that sacrifices everything to give you more skill hints from an enormous pool where you'll never get what you want
That one guy that can't read
>>539947923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yc2rdz4tUY
>>539947878>>539948297speed bonus (2) is very valuable on wit cardsfine motion is strictly better for training wit, but if you're doing a wit build you dont need any help training wit, energy bonus, speed bonus and training bonus are the targetsthe thing that makes Fine Motion better is practice perfect, if you get practice perfect from highrolling Kitasan Black or any other event then Fine Motion is the weaker card
>>539947923Any other SSR get?
>>539947923thanks for keeping the servers running
>>539947923Drop the ID with maybe the power one, since the databases haven't updated yet and I'd rather send 10 friend points to (You) rather than some SEA villager off a discord server.
>3 runnersSHAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLGXOAZPc6Y
>>539947519>Switch from the text log to a different side panelhow do I do that when I play in mobile
20 specialty 0 race bonus. OMEGALULLLL
And if you said this life ain't good enoughI would give my world to lift you upI could change my life to better suit your moodBecause you're so smoothAnd it's just like the ocean under the moonOh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from youYou got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeahGive me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it
Oh wow what a great parent run!
>>539948407SpoileredDumb bitch now no one has a reason to watch that shit
>>539948453good size on that daiwa
>>539948441>Game Mode OnLock in, chat.
>>539948289>been doing 30-60minute crosstrainer cardio sessions bc i had issues with passing out>uma>start to try running outside>my soles hurt super fucking badi have no idea how people run. The stamina is literally a nonissue for me but the soles of my feet are just killing me after like 10minutes
>>539948341correct, but if you have no other speed welfares she's still better than the average SR or any R (but worse than 2LB Sweep or 3LB Eishin Flash)
>>539948453that suzuka looks kinda cute
el condor tatas
>>539947923thanks for keeping the game alive
>>539948417______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I don't know
120 rolls deep, very dry on crystals, and no hishiamais there any way to actually force a given horse outside of pulls on her initial banner
>>539948524probably just need better shoes
>>539948354Fine Motion has it beat in basically every other training category though, you pay a huge price for that speed bonus. Other than a little base friendship gauge.>>539948297
>>539948345my bad, CM muscle memory kicked in
>>539947923some people own a garage of sportscars. Others have day 1 mlb banner cards for horse girl game
>>539948524Buy better shoes dude. Or check if you have undiagnosed flat foot.
>>539948453me on the right
>>539948453Lore accurate Rudolf
>>539948568Condor's condors
>>539948441Nevermind.
>>539947294>14/18started
>>539948658
>>539948546Whore doesn't even cover her ears
>>539948658Guts sparks are actually good for cm3
>>539948407pochi design spotted
>>539948679>late startowari da
>>539947923Let me guess: Whale who wasn't playing during Kitasan banner and now is just chomping at the bit to roll on anything?
>>539948591>>539948632>shoesi've been using the same ones i've been using since i was in school like 10 years ago...are shoes really that big of a deal when running?
>>539948524You need arch support
>>539948453these are all men also mcqueen belongs to me
>>539948593yeah and that doesn't matter because training wit is not the objective of wit friendship training on any uma other than dedicated skill monkeys, training wit is an added bonusthe purpose of wit friendship training is getting a less wasteful means of regaining energy than resting, to conserve turnsgetting 50 wit instead of 35 from one training matters less than getting 10 speed instead of 6
>>539948785>Decade old shoes FROM SCHOOLwhat the fuck
>>539948785>are shoes really that big of a deal when running?they're basically the biggest single deal
>>539948524you lack the supporting muscles
>>539948824But the Mexican has visible breast...
>>539947923this you?
>>539948453
>>539948785lmao
>>539947294Curren Chan winning the first race of the day! You can clap now!Hosting Mile in a second!
Do you guys think I should grab Curvature or double circle on the mile and late surger skills? There's also competitive spirit and im gonna run 3 late surgers.
Urara did her best
Why are you people rolling for fantasy Pasa? She's literally worse than regular Pasa
>>539948453I recognize all these whores from OnlyfansWhat a grim society we live in
>>539948859>>539948593granted this comparison is largely moot because we dont have a 4th MLB wit card that will push out Fine Motion from an ideal 2 Speed 4 Wit deck anywayideally you run both
>>539949017I think you should have at least 1000 power
>>539948859>the purpose of wit friendship training is getting a less wasteful means of regaining energy than resting, to conserve turnswhich fine motion does better, because it has more priority
>>539949017double circle
>>539948785My shoes get worn away after 3 months
>>539949029titty window
>>539949029But I'm rolling for Grass
>>539948262
>>539948750based
>>539949031>he recognizes themYour life style is grim
>>539949029She's hot and that's all that matters
>>539949135holy based
wit training is for friendship gauge and later on for pressing when you are below 50 energy and only to be pressed when its very rainbow
>>539949170both their life styles are grim, zoomer
Darn the only card I have with an event bonus is King. It is going to take me a while to finish this one.
>>539948950>tfw you have to pay for all of your trainee’s meals
Umapunk 2077
wit game
>>539948785Mid Kasamatsu-arc Oguri Cap...
>>539949050What's the current witGOD deck? Finemo, Sky, Yeppers? And then Neicha in a month for lates?
I will be saving my cygenerous carats for my wife
>>539948783
>>539946974>couldn't fill the roomDrastic measures have to be taken for the next race!Marvelous Derby Mile #1 is now open!1800m are not a mile but who cares Japan is weird!Registration is now open at>85190967I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at>85190967
>>539943189And about the same percentage of people doesn't know where that song originally came from. It's the second Rugrats movie.
>>539949219One gets moneyOne gives them money
>>539949195>very rainbowwhat if I don't use wit cards
>>539948785you are literally oguri from cinderella girls when she ran with the totally fucked up shoes, aren't you?
>>539949031you recognize.... ALL of them? anon....
>>539948785are they at least running shoes? don't tell me you are using an all-star or some shit like that
if its not a cm room im not joining
>>539949291No one cares about sprint, bwo... Medium is where the money's at.
>beast>has a naginata>made her a healslut
>Oh shit, new event!>looks inside>same quest>same roulette bingo When are we getting a Real NEW event?
>>539946891imagine getting manhandled by uma-sized Gold Ship...
How good is the Goldship card from the event?
>>539949340
So, considering the most important stats for next CM are speed, power and some witThe best parents should have Stamina, Power, or are the pinks and whites more relevant?
>>539949427Nobody tell him
>>539949332Neither of them are happy
Ikuzo!
>>539949394Mile #1 has same parameters as round 1-2 CM3
wtf i love argentina now
>>539949459not
>>539944856They get better.
>>539949332literally this yeahthe whores are drying their tears with $100 bills while the incels and simps are wasting their life's savings for a picture of titty because it's the only way they'll ever see one
>>539948785bro I've used shoes for like 2-3 years... but 10 years is kinda insane. Did you like never go anywhere or what cause I can't imagine how they haven't worn out if you've been using them regularly.
Guys whalegod anon made me think of a question:if you wanted to collect every support card, just a SINGLE copy for your archive, would you have to roll on every banner or do they eventually let you buy specific old cards?I know you can uncap non-mlb in the future with an item but can you get a first copy too?
>>539949412Grass is definitely the type of healer who would watch you get beat up or beat you up herself if you fucked up
>>5399494590 specialty priority, decent training bonus, power bonus, 14 skills half of which are garbage.
>>539949029she's has big titties and 1,500,000 CC
>>539949459At MLB she might be slightly better than a gray support card. That is to say, she is total garbage.
>Taiki Shuttle is a party girlWild drunken irresponsible unprotected sex with Taiki Shuttle!
>>539948785Your doctor will be rich
this horse is like 60% ears
>>539949609Making collecting all the cards your goal is insane, even if they're at 0LB.
>>539949551Teio doesn't look very happy.
Does matikane have the best lobby interactions so far?
>>539949551Teio!
>>539949687>needs them drunk to fuck themPathetic
>>5399494939-13 stamina sparks are critical to run 4speed 2power and still hit the stat minimums. If you're building a front runner skill hints from whites are crucial. Mile/turf S is always useful but won't help you without the stats/skills.
Where are the MLB support card friend IDs so I can farm the event?
>>539949753Teio is never happy with all the abuse she gets
>>539949267OK never mind, I was wrong.
>>539948785>I've been using the same shoes for like 10 yearsWhat the FUCK!? I hate buying new shoes as well, running mine till they're busted or something, but jesus. I ran down my last pair so much that my feet started bleeding cuz of work, but even that was maybe 4-5 years in at best, not fucking 10. Mind you that I don't walk a lot outside of work, so them lasting this long isn't weird.
>>539949483Daring Tact, unalive this stupid bear.
>>539949609I've seen that there's rental decks you can try out in JP where they toss together a coherent group of cards together for you to use instead of your own cards and if you like it you can buy it and receive copies, but I have no idea how far that is for us in global.
EL CONDOR PAIZURI
>>539949778>argentina>teioI knew Teio was a femboy all along
>>53994929114/18
Thank you cygenerous So, what am in for?
>>539949794wait for chronos to update
>>539948785I was going to post something in response to this and then I remembered the average 4chan denizen is an eternal NEET and rarely wears or has reason to wear their shoes.
>>539942198Natie
>roll>no ElWHERE IS MY EL CONDOR PASA, CYGAMES!!???
BROS I WANT TO MAKE TRANSCEND A MOTHERGIVE ME IDEAS OF SEXUAL POSITIONS
>>539948785They literally banned a shoe from racing forr being too OP
>>539949412grass healing me with rape...
>>539948785Bro I had to always get new shoes every 6 months because the soles always get so worn. What the fuck do you mean ten years with the same pair?
>>539949879
>>539949861>>539949598>>539949108>>539948864i basically only did crosstrainer and weight training all this time and they held up fine with that. The only time i took them outside was when i tried the outdoor running. i promise i'll buy new shoes this week...
>rolled a 10er>didn't get shit>rage roll>now at 100 rolls>0 caratsI'm going to buy the monthly pack to stock up again...
>>539949902Shes the best Uma for it!https://files.catbox.moe/fqto83.png
>lvl 100 boss shows up
>>539950081a lot of tech bros like to wear running shoes as dailiesbut even if you wear it daily you should still swap after a yearish
>>539949779>ProjectingSince party girls are always drunk, the only way is to outdrink and outdrunk them, obviously.
>>539950208Just like my hentai games
>>539950178don't ever reply to me with this trash again
Ya know, I kinda wish they’d kept the demon lord’s identity a secret a little longer. At least, not spoil it at the start of the event?
>>539949291Why did nobody say the moods aren't fixed AIIIIEEEEE 17 people didn't see it?
>Swinging Maestro and Gourmand procsDid I join a medium race
>>539949291>put the wrong uma in
>>539950305>Dick Growth Potion
>>539926526>>539926196this is MANT failing at the recreation event?
>>539950428El Condor's outfit is a dick growth potion.
>>539949427b-bwo, I....
post >yfw>10 pull>9 1*>1 2*
>>539948785I hate people like you lowering the overall IQ of the thread.
>>539950501>failing at recreation eventmore RNG in my RNG infested game?
>>539950501>recreation>failingwtf kind of RNG bullshit are we going to get in the next scenarios
One-On-One intimate sex with Hishi Amazon!
>>539950208>>539950428wait she actually has a paizuri hole
>>539949291woopsyou didnt see that with the moodsMedium up next!
>>539950619why are you a cuckoldwhy are you censoring the eyesdo you have an humilliation fetish or something, fag
Is she any good for Cancer?
>Evil Seiun
>>539950619you need correction
>>539949738donkey*
>>539949031cosplay always been porn bait. In japan they just did open upskirt photograph events before selling their pixelated pussy pics and vids
>>539950578i'm not ten pulling bwo
>>539949747Yeah it’s too much of a waste for me even though I spend a good amount on the game already. Just wishing their cute events didn’t disappear into the ether if you don’t have a single copy…>>539949901I doubt that feature would have really niche event cards but I guess it’s not totally out of the question if that’s added eventually
>>539950501>burger snaps in half>it doesn't even crumble, it just straight up snaps in half
>>539950578I only pull singles
>>539950216Eh, i only really change shoes whenever I start slipping from wet asphalt. It’s why I wear boots daily, and even those shits got worn the fuck down. Wish there were kinds of running shoes that hugs your ankles since I like the pressure on them. >>539950619>get third 3/4 of the race >get blocked immediately >sent to the shadow realm from the traffic AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I will be fucking all the ningen women and you cant stop me
I'm getting hard filtered by rainbows.I have the skills, the affinity, the Mile S.Just give me triple rainbows. Please.
>>539950679No. Final corner is in the midrace. Keep her as a parent for your late.
>>539950150using the same shoes for a long ass time is fine, just make damn sure they aren't busted, or ull... RUN into problems real fucking quick.
>>539949267I keep forgetting you can fav cards
Whoa there, Trainer! You're getting WAY ahead of yourself right now. You can't admit you love your trainee-to-be in the very first chapter.
>>539949031Dude I get recognizing 1-3. How the fuck do you recognize every single one LMAOIf you aren't lying that is such a high level of degeneracy I actually respect it
>>539950814the good side of fucking a female trainer is that you get a free uma too
>>539950361yeah, maybe that'd be one of many things why japs disliked this eventimagine if spe took on the demon lord role instead
>>539950792fellow boot bro!running shoes are meant to be light, hugging your ankles just adds more weight
>>539950619Once again... I am entrusting you with my Champions Meeting.... Oguri Cap (as in peak)That Vodka was so close to winning over my Oguri too, good fun
>>5399509142 since Riko has 2 umas
>>539949031Bold on you to tell on yourself that hard
>>539950741>black panties Not canon. She wears sexy drawers that are partially transparent when she’s sweaty
>>539949551>riber gay player>slum trash>teiofagchecks out
hol up, this is her only other outfit in the JP version of the game? does cygames hate her?
>>539951027>bold of you to out yourself as a degenerate of THE anonymous website full of degenerates
>>539951119Nyes
>have to go to Gametora and switch it to the Japanese server translations just to understand what the fucking skills doWhat does it mean to “race calmly”? Like, going the whole race without getting a late start or rushed? Why couldn’t they just write these in English?
>>539950873
>>539950879Umas fall in love with their trainer-to-be at first sight, I think it's perfectly fine for the opposite to happen
>>539950578>using Cygenerous's funds to 10-pull on this bannerFantasy Condor is hot, but this is just allowing me to hold out for the summer banner. I might do a 10-pull on Fuji Kiseki, might get lucky or it'll remind me why I still have 33k carats officially set for sparking
>>539951119No need to continue once they hit perfection
>>539946974Up Next on the Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby - the Marvelous Medium2000m of Niigata Turf.Moods have been checked, weather forecast still in the shitter.Registration is now open at>15513018I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at>15513018
>>539951091me on the left
>>539951119she's getting another alt when global finally catches up to jp
>>539951091I hate that this pic reminds me that latinxs have learned how to gen their waifus into their portrait photos like picrel, it's shameless and uncanny
>>539950929Super Creek would be a good pick too, seeing how she had that whole thing about playing the heel to Oguri.
I can't wait for Cinderella Kino
>>539950929very wasted opportunity indeed
>>539951284>>539951284woops my bad, its nakayamanot that it really matters, I just put in the wrong uma and had to restart the room
>>539951284Get in here UmadachiisMedium race is where the real champions are crowned
What a loser
>>539951416I can't wait for the /uma/ watch party
>”SUPER CREEK!”>”Y-yes?”>”YOU LOST…”>”Yeah?”>”BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS ARE TOO BIG!”>”…”>”MINE ARE THE OPTIMUM SIZE TO OUTRUN YOU, ALL PART OF MY WINNING EQUATION!”
>>539951351edits like that has existed for a long time though. it's not just through AI
>>539951448sssssssssssex with zoomie gyaru!
i'm enjoying this event much more than last one
>>539950962But it feels so nice…>>539951329Cute Natie
>>539949331That’s where I know it from but you’re telling me they made that for the movie? That’s hilarious. My mom bought me the soundtrack for Rugrate in Paris just because I liked that song so much
>>539951543Her tits are A+
>My face when someone brings Seiun Sky and Blockushin at the same time in my practice room>Which actually caused them to lose the race completely because the Bakushin proceeded to not only prevent Seiun Sky from ulting but also caused her to get blocked in and passed by everyoneAre people really out there just reading docs without realizing why things are used? Are there truly folks like that swimming around in the great Uma pond?
>not enough skill points
>>539951123Yeah except that's beyond most of 4chan degen territory, which is the point.A lot of people on /vg/ don't even like 3D and this guy's out here knowing around 20 OF women on sight.
>>539951543last event was probably the worst one yetI respect the effort to get some umas in bridal outfits but damn
>>539951696don't lewd my wife
>>53995128416/18
>>539951696>>539951448waiting for helios on global...
>>539948785take a picture of your shoes and post them
>>539951696>Give character a cute butt>Don't release her for another yearIt's downright criminal
>Groundwork doesn't proc>LoseI'm getting Straightway Spurt PTSD.
Got my first 3* - how is this as a grandparent?There's a lot of grey sparks which is cool, but no hopeful/ura and idk if any of these skills are actually good
Goldship please don’t fuck me over. This is the marvelous derby here
>>539951884pretty good
>>53995177114 unique umas. Impressive.
>>539951919>using golshiyou deserve to get last
>>539951696anal queen
>>539951884Good if we're talking blue and pink, whites are too random.
Is the Isekai Pasa any good at all? Also does anyone have any high star dirt parents I can mooch off of?
>>539951884Pretty good for this CM
>>539951853Teio has the cutest butt
finally... more good sparks
>>539951984Jealous? That Marvelous Medium trophy is mine
>>539952167groundwork doko?
>>539951884Very very good but I hope to god you have decent grandparents cause other fomo
why not call the skill counterclockwise
>finish reading chink isekai slop>log into uma>isekai slopAIEEEE
>>539951284started
>>539952228i was building her for a dirt spot on my team, she got S dirt and S turf though mid run :)
>>539950208what is a schumusume?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>>539952248half of all americans read at or below a 6th grade level, you think we know what counterclockwise means?
>>539951815they aren't falling apart if that's what you are asking
Why is she like this...
>>539941967Sex with Inari One
>>539952259>Being nervous around the pun dork
GOLDSHIP YOU GO AROUND THE UMASWHY DID YOU RUN INTO THE WALL
>12 pace chaser
I got brocked and died
>>539951869To be fair every postilion in this CM is betting on their win condition procc or not
>>539952387yeah, half of them are browns, we know, racist
Humanbros...
bullshit, cappu deserved the win, everyone knows that teio is a WHORE and fucks torenas
>>539952410how much do you use them if they look like that 10 years? do you literally not walk in them at all?
>>539952248Because Left-Handed sounds cooler
>>539951284>single NPC front runner>manages to brock 12 runners in the final spurtimpressiveLong up next!
Hoppu Steppu Dai shori :D
>>539952602There are probably military uma musume units out there...
>groundwork and ura finaleDamn, shame about the 1* wit though
>>539951658Can't fix stupid. We saw how many people blame their lack of reading on being mislead.Only excuse I can see is if they made one just to see how their front will deal with one
>>539952410>UMAPROOFwow you have uma speed shoes!
>>539942815If Nice Nature's Mystifying Murmur is telling Top Cun lewd things, does that mean Wedding Top Cun's is her telling the other horses the shit she wants to do to her trainer?
Slapping a boob window on a bad character design doesn't automatically make it good
>>539952628That toreina? Me.
>>539951884No URA but hey, gratz. Power is the spark to go for because you will stamina/speed anyaway
>Missed two Derby Races because I had to help family
>there are orcs in this event storyhow long until some cuck makes ntr porn of these two being orced?
CYGENEROUS
>>539952780>Only excuse I can see is if they made one just to see how their front will deal with oneThis is smart. If your own front can't win against Blockushin, your own even, it's over.
>>539952602
>>539951689>being a pedophile? a ok>being into cringe gore garbage? a ok>KNOWING ONLY FAN SLUTS!?!? FUCKING CRINGE>b-b-but its /vg/!!!people visiting multiple boards at once is perfectly normal and extremely expected, you're silly if you think otherwise.
bow down to your lord
>>539951658one of my CM2 matches a guy brought front urara... while running an actual front runner himself
>mfw I have to delete races to free up spaceholy fucking shit cygames better accelerate the saved races cap increase if there ever was one
>>539952602Tracen will never beat the rape allegations
>>539952968I didn’t vote for her
Imagine my panic when I wake up to thisAlso wtf Cygenerous with rewards??Hopefully the one tomorrow is as good
this is just free rainbow cleats right?
>>539952947>being a pedophile? a ok>being into cringe gore garbage? a ok>KNOWING ONLY FAN SLUTS!?!? FUCKING CRINGECorrect
>>539951696>>539951812>cute gyaru>cute zoomerwhat a weird combo
>>539952979still technically fucks with sleeping lion and taishin was overhyped
>>539952968>shitty stamina SSR>shitty welfare speed SSRkwab golshit is
>>539952875>assuming western artist read gacha stories
>>539946974Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby presents - The Long HanshinRight / Outer -> InnerI have no idea what that means but we're racing it!Registration open at>24034858I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at>24034858
>>539952602grass knows what she did...
>>539953029>>539953131
>>539952875nobody:absolutely nobody:anon: how long until they start drawing cuckold porn of my favourite horses
>>539952602>allegedly as powerful as a horse >barely 3 times stronger than humanseither umas are weak bitches or El is particularly weak and breedable
>>539953103All modern gyaru are zoomers
>>539944003I love this sex pervert horse
>>539953103wait till you hear about the ultra zoomie ADHD kid Turbo doing video editing as her hobby
>>539949031so are you gonna post them or what, faggot?
>>539953216they are not my favorite nonny
>>539953252>video editing as her hobbyIs Turbo a let's player or something
Matikanefukukitaru.
>>539952947only fans is worse than bestialitylolicons are classy in comparison
>>539953252I don't care about twin towers one bit, her design is a complete turn off for me.>>539953219Whoa!
if you enter golshi you are soulless
>>539953218Humans at their peak can lift ~1100+ pounds
I remember reading that this grass wonder alt is really good, should I pull? or should I go all in for marusexo summer and xmas oguri?
>>539953323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1S_Ls6SVG4at around 2:50 or so. i don't quite get it either
>>539952602Still worth it
>>539952602>believing what one of the most retarded umas says
>>539953376Can (You) lift 1100+ pounds
>>539953170If you bring Golshi to a match for fun you have no internal monologue
>>53995317012/18
What kind of deck should I be using for El Condor Pasa? What kind of decks are anons running?
>>539953103t. guy who has never listened to a IRL gyaru.
>>539952875>japs are too scared to draw because Kiryu-chan>gooks and chinks could've done it but didn't>westoids >readingyour most realistic scenario will be slop, and that shit gets filtered on the get-go
DO NOT PLAY THE EVENTWAIT FOR THE GIBS TO BE INCREASEDIF YOU CLAIM YOUR EVENT REWARDS NOW YOU WILL MISS ON THE INCREASED GIBS100 CARROTS IS NOT WORTH PLAYING NOWWAIT FOR THE INCREASE
Teio
RISE TO THE NATIONAL /uma/ ANTHEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
>>539953556based, the only orc(black) thing Ive seen is grass beating the shit out of one
>>539953634Big hand
>>539944430Blame .hack or God
>>539953347>her design is a complete turn off for me.i completely disagree but you do you
>>539953639hold up my dick can only get THIS erect
>>539953549I do 3speed 3str. Some people switch one of the cards for a wit.
Don't care if Gold City is a brick, I'm rolling her
>>539953507>can (You) reach the world record of lifting? No??
>>539953634I need to buy one
I'm about ready to drop this game. It's been 63 Air Groove hints without Groundwork. It's been 28 veterans without inheriting Mile or Groudnwork sparks. Every single player apparently already has 1200700/1000/301/1000 Mile S Groundwork 10 skills Seiun Skys because teams is full of them, I have no hope of even competing.
>>539953639gyaruma attack!
Every Front Runner in this Marvelous Derby is going to fucking die.
>>539953170Last callstart in 2 minutes
What the - WHEN DID THEY ADD AN OPTION FOR THIS?? My umapyoi screenshots could have been so much better.
>>539953634Enzo is a teiofag. I'm not surprised
>>539953859Helios would NEVER know the meaning of that gesture
>>539953469>under the stairsTwin Potter did you pull for Goblet of Fire
>helios posting time>finally get an excuse to post event cutscene kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppGPDD6ofc
>>539952485But anon, she makes scary faces.
>>539953639we love gyarumas here
>>539953376then umas at their peak can lift 3 times that
>>539953469Turbo would definitely be a streamer if she didn't go for racing.
>>539953915*he said calmly*
>>539949331that movie (and the first one as well) was so fucking good, it's insane how far western animation has fallen since then
>>539953839why not
>>539953939I hope Season 2 gives up some punny student president (if she's in)
>>539953639Helios is such a good dancer
>>539953548>A DEAL'S A DEAL TOREINA-SAN
>>539953905too bad for you, she sucks her trainer dick every morning
>>539954108>punnyread that as cunny
>>539953904I think every sports and uma fag love Teio. She's basically the classic sports story of defying the odds coming back from a setback after being told to quick.
The front runners are so far ahead already, damn.
>>539954196is the remake goodI want to buy it and play again but I don't trust remakes not made by capcom
Spe is such a bitch, just randomly fails goal races because shes a lazy cunt.
>>539954070UhMy gym is at another school
I don't want to see Falcon anymore, I'm in despair
>stamlets getting flushed down the toilet brocked my uma from moving upFUCK
>>539953935I gotta stop watching these. The sadness of having to wait 5 years to experience these in game is overwhelming.
>>539954290It's one of the best remakes of all time. Falcom has good track record with Ys.
>>539954321trainer issue
>>539954406
My Mayano didn't proc her blue skills when everyone else did. My CM2 finals in a nutshell.
>>539953170>18th fav>2nd>15th fav>3rdfavorite system is so weird sometimesnext up - dirt mile!
>the thought that this run's going pretty well randomly flashes in my mind for a fraction of a milisecond>literal next click fail a 4% triple rainbowCan't help but nootice.
>>539954578you don't need recoveries
I hope Jacob is doing well
>>539954468wait till you learn about legend changer having different cinematics for legendary umas. It's such kino but i only ever found the gentildonna version TLedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XztyaX5KJzA
>>539954627just stop thinking bro
>>539954647Made for sex with old bald salarymen.
>>539954610GO TAISHIN NEVER GIVE UP NO MATTER WHAT TAZUNA SAYS
>>539954627I would say it's confirmation bias but conspiracy thinking is more fun doesn't lead to psychosis or anything
>>539954573get away from me, beast
>>539954647ojiisan rapist
>>539954647
>>539954045Touch Rudolf's thighs
I'm no ears.
>>539954290I've heard nothing but good thingsJust know that SC is kino incarnate and it might make Sky a staple among JRPGs
Fuck gyaru umas
>>539954839>>539954647This is a record winning superstar racer btw
>>539946974Marvelous Dirt #1 in the irradiated wasteland of the Fukushima Racing course1700m of dirty dirt that would make a piggie feel right at homeRegistration is now open at>26196443I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at>26196443
>>539954647>>539954839don't make my wife look retarded
>>539954647The only actual lesbian uma
>>539954045asking for it
>>539954647helios bostera
>>539954690>>539954767I am catching glimpses of truth, slipping through the cracks. The Beast's maw whispers from underneath Cygames headquarters.
>>539952947Stupid whore-apologist haggot.
>>539954839
umas wouldn't molest me, they'd respect my authority as a trainer or at most do a dropkick/whatever they did to trainaa in s1
>>539954647Built for fat balding oji-san
>>539954647>>539954839made for daiichi ruby
>>539955071>sharing trainer's nudes
>>539954674>only watch the first one to avoid spoiling the whole thingThis is kino, the future is bright
gay helios and gay palmer
>>539955071
>>539955189Helios is gay, but not for Palmer
>>539955189>>539955129Sad cucks
>All these El Condor Pasas
>>539954647>>539954839>>539955024>>539955071The uma with the least thoughts in her head
>>539954983All my Taiki Shuttles have dirt B! I did not know that! I've had her in my team trials team for MONTHS now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
which creek is your favourite
>>539953639Imagine the smell
>>539952947liking 3D women should be frowned uponbehind every vtuber is a womanbehind every only fans slut is a womanhell even some regular porn artists that draw 2D are womennever support a woman
>>539955385AIEEEEE THE RAPE CHAMBER
>>539941996Im still training my Agnes Tachyon to have 3* stamina so Christmas Peak will be reading
>>539952167SOVL Deck
>>539955258
>>539955385Yeah I'd die from an allergy ngl
>>539952947being a SIMP is everything that's wrong with this world
helios is spic-coded
>late start >rushed Haru’s stamina was just annihilated from the get go
>>539952947whaling for real women is such a crazy concept to me, I guess if it was a college classmate or a coworker I would understand it
>>539955298shut up seanig
>>539955385man that looks like AI shit, like holy fuck its bad
>>539955385The coochie fog...
STOP BLOCKING ME YOU FUCKING PASAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>539955385>asmr binural trapped in an elevator with 5 gyarumas
>>539955582Projecting already?
So the golshi speed card is pretty good right?Just get lucky with your skill hints?
>>539955356Race Outfit Creek is still the best.They should have given at least one of her alts a ponytail though
>>539955485>>539955592not everything under the sun is AI
>>539955396>some regular porn artists that draw 2D are women>regular pornsome of the most degenerate hentai you can read is made by women
>>539955592It's an AI upscaler those are always garbage for illustrations
With Daitaku Helios I'm more surprised that the VA is managing to pull off that voice when normally she sounds completely different whenever she does the voice for a character from another gacha.
10th fave? More like 01st fave!
>>539955396Unironically, good post.
>>539955706Proof?
>>539955385imagine the pressure
>>539955745it's called voice ACTING for a reason
>>539955385>helios... what is that in your pants? are you just happy to see me?...
>>539954983Is there a canadian uma musume so we can have>CUM with Taiki and Pasa?Next up - Sprint #2
Hey guys is Goldship speed card any good if Im training ends like Taishin?
cute simple uma
>>539955690
What can I say. When you're brocked, you're brocked. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>539955385I would grab gold city by her hand and take her with me
>>539955385Futafags are happy with this one.
>>539955706true, I'm yet to see one good female h-artist that don't include ntr shit
no one actually likew Helios or Palmer
>>539955940sure
>>539955385IS THAT
>>539955968>clearly has the speed to overtake>WANTS to overtake>is too fucking dumb to move around teioseeing a "brocked moment" in the end screen is one thing, seeing it in video form is something else entirely, it shows how fucking retarded and insane it all is.
>>539956070Here's your (You)
>>539955968Just use the best horse of the golden generation plow through the brock
>>539955745the powerlevel of jp voiceactors is crazy compared to the utter dribble that has become the western va scene. with games or shows choosing to just get ecelebs that have never acted for roles
>>539955968>150 wit
>>539955943spe dresses like a grandma
>>539955987>>539956120>can't stop thinking about imaginary dicksI wonder why
>>539955968That's my retard. She didn't feel like winning.
>>539946974Guess what everyone???We're back by unpopular demand!Sprint #2 is opening now. I may have labeled it as Sprint #1 because I'm retarded.Registration available at>15963810I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at>15963810
>>539955894Sure, but this one's so extreme it's impossible to figure out without someone just telling you, or you look it up. Like this giga autist sounds absolutely nothing like Helios. https://youtu.be/XuXAKS7iFU0
>>539955356The Rebel one
>>539955959
>>539956205I'm a futafag, that's why.
>>539956341mommy
>>539956412So basically you like dicks
>>539956183King Halo dresses like a fucking 40 year old that has gone through her 2nd divorce but still thinks she's got what it takes to seduce her fellow office workers
>>539947050I am going to impregnate your daughter's tits, sir.
>>539956183nice monster energy dress dork
>>539955943She always looks pregnant in that outfit
>>539949050>an ideal 2 Speed 4 Wit deckwhere does this get used?
>>539956682yeah, with my child
>>539956412you aren'tyou're just some degenerate guy that got so lost in the endless sea of porn that he pavlov'd himself by consuming porn for 8 hours per dayi bet you 5k $ right now that if you stop masturbating for a month you will go back to vanilla
HmmmmNyoh
>>539956559Taishin's racewear has grown on me but what the hell is it supposed to be. I get it's usually based on the name, jockey and horse wear but not getting the checkers
Why does this game not have Sprinters?
>>539956498>but still thinks she's got what it takes to seduce her fellow office workersI mean, is she wrong? I'd still tap that.
>>539956559>taishin looks exactly like her mom>your children will end up looking exactly like taishindon't fuck taishin unless you want to doom your children to be midgets
Having to save for a month for Summer Spe is taking its toll …
>>539956752Bourbon.........Rice............................
Huh? But Rudolf is also a student.If that's a concern, then shouldn't Tazuna be the one to test it, seeing as she's also
>>539956763It's based on japanese races. Sprinters aren't popular. Can't speak worldwide but sprinting is usually smaller scope
How many front sparks do I need to make El Trabajador Caca A front runner?
>>539956761She's a lumberjack.
>>539956559that's a cute gesture
>>539956293Hellooo?? Old man? Oji-san?We need 3 more sprinters! Starting in 2 minutes!
>>53995693110
post them
>>539956559WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH TAIIIISHIIIIN YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!!!!!
I swear Speciality priority is a gaslight. borrowed kitasan have not appeared in speed a single time during the entire senior year
>>539956886Have you seen the prez in a class room? No? Then she is not a student, she is the prez of the student council, she makes the life of students in the academy better, that is her role
>>539956830that's what usually happens with animals
>>539957042
just came inside mayano top gun
>>539957059isn't her effective priority supposed to be like 100? I'm guessing that's just a number put in the multiplier and not 100%
>>539957032It's a sad state of affairs
Realy not loving the gambling of this CM3 so far but I think I can still get into Group A finals if I
>>539957313if you what
Holy cow that ending was really close damn
>>539957113Are you some retarded brown third-worlder who doesn't know what a student council is? I'll give you a hint: It's composed of and run by a certain group of people that are also in the name.You've also completely fucking missed the point of the post, which is that Tazuna is also an
>>539957313If you roll her
>>539957313Anon?!
>>539957207>this is Winning Tickets best friend
>>539957313get lucky?
>front falcon>requires 10* turf>front pasa>requires 10* front>front>requires groundwork, 3 greens and infinite mid race skills>still need mile Sjesus christ this CM is horrible
>>539957408a what? anon?
>>539957207Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne TAISHIIIIIIIINNNNNN! UOOOOOOOHHHHH DAAAHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYY UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>he doubted taishinpoint and laugh!
>>539957408>Tazuna is also anANON?!
>>539953218El Condor is a jobber though. That bitch broke her ankle just by walking.
>>539957313>Hiring candlejack to take out the compteitionNot going to end we
>>539956293>B+ in 5thSprint is such a weird race Mile #2 up nextto compensate for the previous fuck up the mood will be fixed for this
>>539957313People thought they were salty from the first 2 CMs are going to have an aneurysm when they're robbed by a nose>>539957490You can just late surge bro
>>539957490if you weren't grinding that before CM2 ended then there's no chance you can do it in time unless you bot.
>>539957524How do I get gatekept on someone who isn't goldship?
>Awful Mood>Late Start>RushedHOLY SHIT THE TRIFECTA.
Are the new support cards worth rolling for?
>3 turf lines >3 mile lines, 2 are 3*>3 turf inspirations in one runWhy is this game so gay?
>>539957408Anon!?!?
>>539957408Tazuna ass will pay for this
>>539957490Yeah you need to get really lucky, but it is possible.
>>539957625I'd be more concerned about the muri jobbers that got top 10
how reliable is this?https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/550078
>>539957524MooMoo and most content creator endorsed Tashin for 2 and 3, people were running shit just to cuck her, that's what makes all the fraud memes so funny is all the broadcasted failures
For a second I thought the NPC uma had won the sprint, kek
>>539957681yeah spend at least $400
>>539957674Lose horribly, then pick second option. Last time I got it on a non-goldship was the 30k fan race 2 turns before arima kinen.
>>539957681supposedly Sky has a niche but Halo is worthless. That is an $900 niche by the way.
>>539957408what?
>>539946974Mile #2 - this time the mood really is fixed!! I promise!Room is now open at>49132305I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at>49132305
>>539957824>400 wit for front with only 800 power>only 800 power for lates and endsMaybe for B finals
>>539957824game8 sucks but I'm pretty sure this is just taken from the japanese source
>1500 free carats>rewards increased tomorrowdamn life is good
>>539957625My Bakushin was in the lead then magically lost at the last 100m WTF
>>539957971hags
>>539957824it's called a baseline for a reason
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA? (sekai saikyou wa?)
>>539957824>800That website doesn't know how power is checked by the game so I wouldn't trust anything it says.
>>539957824>>539957983It's the bare min and same as every other source I've seen.
>>539957946natie wouldnt act like this
Did they change something about the URA career??? Im suddenly losing a lot of races for no fucking reason. I would normally just breeze through URA no problem but suddenly today Umas just start eating shit. Its fucking annoying.
I NEED CINGRAY S2 RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHH
>Not one but TWO Smart Falcons this time
>>539958239she's in love please understand
>>53995794612/18>>539958239You'd be surprised what you can get girls to do if they really like you.
>>539958263The new added umas are also being added to career.
>>539957223yet when I run pwr Biwa Hayahide and mihono bourbon together they are 90% of the time on power and 10% on stamina
>>539958263When the last time you pulled? if you don't pull the negative seed rate gets increased
>>539958328falcon >>>>>> condor
>>539958328just a preview of your finals
yup, I have come to the conclusion I will just run the best front runner I can to maybe get lucky but without groundwork and actually try to gamble my wins with SS - B - SS late surgers full of acceleration skills. The grind for groundwork to happen is too much for me
>>539958296Is Super Freak in this season?
TT potions have got to be the most useless fucking item in this game.
>>539958263It’s due to the lower requirement of stamina this CM. That means we’re building less HP throughout the career an thus get more chances to run out of gas at long races
>>539958296so Kitahara was the prince all this time
>>539958296The eyes your daughterwife gives you before NTRing you with the prez.
>>539958263If you’re above 450 of any stat by classic year April then it activates a challenge mode of sorts to keep players with strong decks engaged. Once you see the inspiration your safe to go above the threshold
>>539957824Good enough I guess, but I'm sure you could get a lot more wit and power than that if you get some good runs. It's probably "good enough" for front runners with groundwork and Seiun unique since the skills will compensate for power, but then I'd want a fuckton more wit.I'm aiming for at least 1k power and 600 wit for most of my runners personally, but we'll see how my runs go when I get my Seiun finished
>>539957946>anon didn't read and registered 3 umas
>>539958239>>539958332
Falcon deez nuts
>>539958328Bragging already, are we?
>>539958328lol get UMADOL’d, baka
WE GOT A DORK ALERT, TRIPLE UMA REGISTER!
I haven't gotten Groundwork on a horse in days. I only get 3 tries to use a 9 Groundwork 9 Mile friend support double circle and it's been over 30 runs since I got both Mile S and Groundwork, and I've only gotten Mile a single time. Every parent run I do fails to get Groundwork (it's been over 50 Air Groove hitns since I last got it) and they always only have 1-2 white sparks anyway.Every single player besides me has a 9 Stamina 3+ Groundwork Seiun Sky parent. I'm bricked.
>>539958430Yes she should be more involved this time
>>539958530when do we get the farming scenario
>failed run>3 star speedThis game needs to fuck off. Fuck this useless piece of shit
>>539958506she is just my daughter and i am happy she found a nice husbando in rudolf
>>539958328Kudos for them for building the sparks, but boy is it discouraging to just auto-lose
>>539955796Chikiko (the goat of bestiality doujin) is famously a woman.>>539956036I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about shit more like loli incest rape doujin, a LOT of those are made by women... a surprising amount not even mentioning that a good amount of the bestiality doujinshi is made (allegedly) by women
>>539958337>>539958560she would never... except when in private with me
>>539958263I’m struggling BIGLY to get a perfect run in Brian’s career
>>539957946last callstarting in a minute
>>539956961>>539957946>>539958337I'm gonna rape you if you keep posting attention grabbing images
>>539958560the... m-murderer... was...
IS THE GOLD SHI CARD WORTH GRINDING FOR
>>539958881You should grind for it regardless of it being good or not
>>539957779how's target in sight working for you
>>539958881its complete dogshit
>>539958430Just as a side character for now
realistically, how are you supposed to beat this uma
>>539958971YOU CAN'T MAKE ME YOU DOXXER
>>539958430Since they're doing Japan Cup she should appear for Kikuka Sho
>>539958881Smooch Chrono
>>539958775Too many late surgers on this oneMy GOAT got blocked
Told you niggas to roll for Falcon and everyone called me retarded back then. Who is the retard now, huh?
>>539959153I just let them call me retarded while I believed in our umadol. Meanwhile they were told by the metaslurps to roll for Taishin LOL.
>>539959153AIEEEEE THE GREATEST UMADOL THE DIRT DEMON YAMETE
>No Concentration Proc>No Groundwork Proc>No Curvature Proc>None of my Front Runner skills proc>In fact the only skill to proc was Straightway Adept but on the final stretch...Eh?
>>539959079natie fans are being uppity tonight...>>539959192so are zoomies
WHAT IN THE FUCK I LOST AGAIN TO 100M
>all that focus on front niggas>late racists are the ones over perfoming
>>539959153But I had pull on super cleet...
>>539959153At least she remains SOVL cuz barely anyone rolled for her back then kek
WHAT AM I ROLLING FOR?!
>>539959258>perfect ult for a front runner>people skipped it truly mind boggling
>>539959358This.Don't care about Falcon but anyone playing her over Seiun or Pasa is cool in my book.
How are people using Falcon for CM? I thought Cancer was on turf?
bwos our carat buffs??
THERE WERE EIGHT FRONT RUNNERS IN THAT RACE AND YOU'RE TELLING ME ONLY ONE OF THOSE MADE IT TO TOP FUCKING 10 OF THE WHOLE RACE?
>>539959332That vodka is insane double S on turf and mile. No wonder I lost
>>539952947You seem incredibly gotten to.
>>539959485She has an E naturally in Turf. It's doable with lots of gene manipulation.
>>539959485lol
>>539959406>
>>539959485oh my sweet summer child. Don't underestimate the power of spark autism making dreams come true
>>539959325aaah nigger don't doxx me
>>539959485Just get 10 turf sparks bro
>>539959523Groundwork didn’t proc on mine. In fact barely any of my skills did kek
>>539959485Pretty easy
what unique skills do I want for Taiki?
>>539959332>>539959332ah shit wait a second The Taiki Shuttle broke the Derby rules and had to be disqualified and stripped of her 3rd placeSTOP STEALING MY IMAGE SLOT I AM ALREADY DELETING MY OLD IMAGES AIIIIIIEEEEE
>>539959589Oh ok lol, didnt know you can see names on skill
>>539959419>post image with no blockushin>pretend she's goodSo this is the art of misinfo...
>>539959523Those are not common millers but they are built in specific for CM3 so they are trash in any other rule conditions.
>>539958662> 9 Groundwork 9 Mile friend double circleAre this on a single parent or both? Because having 3* on the direct parent is 10 times more important than having 9 total spread in shitty ways.
>>539958430>Chapter 101 finish (extremely pushing it)>Chapter 89 finish >Chapter 76 finish at the end of the White Lightning Arc/beginning of the Eternal Three Legends ArcThese are the probable jumping off points for a Season 3. Ch. 76 seems like the likeliest
uma moe site is so fucking dogshit, can't filter sparks by representativeI can't find a single 3 stam 3 front 3 ura parent to make it my grandparent because this nigger site does not allow filters and instead makes you go through 400+ umas
>>539959910use chrono
>>539959490next reset. dumb dumn
>>539959910Just use chronogenesisUnlike uma moe it gets the profile data nonconsensually so it has a larger database and it has a useful filter system.
Watching super creek run is really entrancing, watching her hair bounce around is very captivating.
>>539959581What Goldship Alt is this?
can custom races be made with the umas wearing gym uniforms or is it always G1 conditions?
>>539959976>>539960048I did umadachiis but there is 4 parents there and none with good afffinity for what I want itIt's so fucking over
>free gibs after what could be considered a drought for a month>thread springs back to life
>>539946974>can't post attention grabbing images anymoreAIIIIEEEEENow nobody will now the Medium #2 is open for registration!!!Wait, I have an idea! A catbox link! https://files.catbox.moe/t0is2n.mp4Registration is now open at>17067702I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at >17067702
uh uma db is updated but look at this trainer with MLB wit seiun sky 338804118191
>still no option to mass roll the fucking event wheelHOW is this not changed yet CYGAYMES
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>539960420It's actually criminal how the japs always do this in their games. I nearly got and aneurysm with fgo for the same reason.
>>539960246We are still 2-4 download milestones behind what JP got by this banner. But it’s a start.
>>539960405Kek do people just reroll for MLBI remember seeing one with Chinyo O
>>539960546Sweep should polish my cucumber.
link me an image for the next bread, if another anon made a new bread and i didn't see it or is planning to make a new one i'll keep them for future breads
>>539959802One parent has 3 legacy Groundwork and 4 grandparent sparks while parent 2 has 2 grandparent sparks. One Parent has 3 Mile legacy and 4 grandparent Mile while parent 2 has 2 legacy Mile. She also has a single 2 Long and I have gotten that 10 times.
>Agnes TachyonMy PTSD is flaring up again.
Should I make a Blockuqueen
>>539960382ADRIAN YOU DORKWHAT PART ABOUT>>>539946974>ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!
Horse pussy
>>539960586This but with Granblue.
>>539960647must be one of many bot accounts someone is running
>>539960738https://x.com/mofu_ricotta/status/1965707129312198936
>>539960738https://x.com/Yu___U97/status/1969741812547174577?s=19
bread>>539960973>>539960973>>539960973
El Condor Pasa really has large breasts
>>539960738Use >>539959358
>>539958881only if you have nothing else