Previous: >>539960973>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>539978049oh well, let's hope it's the first and last time.
Don't come to Cancer Cup
>>539977949We're getting a "decent" one next month
The Rice ride never ends
we love tachyon here
>since your dorxing site isn't working243485876423Cleared out 100 slotsHaven't decided if I will keep sky up or swap to halo.
>>539962301>thread filled with latinx and seatards>surprised that the general would rather roll for the fake mexican character rather than the sex brown girl
>>539977859>>539977987>M*ru, the eggless old hag>Taiki, the blonde bimbo with oversized expiration bumpsAh, so you're both haggots with absolutely garbage tier shit taste. That explains it.
>gutsIs this workable?
>>539978113Stinky uma
>>539978278how much did you spent getting both
I’m gonna need cygames to clutch up with the rewards increase so that the casuals don’t leave and I can win against them in the next CM
>>539978213Not getting S rank with that many mlb SSR must be a feat of retardation
I-I was looking for Medium...Who do I use this for, I feel like Bourbon unique is trash for most front runnersGrandparent if anything I guess
>>539978443groundwork doko?
>>5399784045 packs for all the stuff in the new banners
>>539978173There actually is a black frame at the start in your file it seems, but for whatever reason the thumbnail ignores it in your file.
>>539978347I'd only take guts if I got crazy white sparks desu
>>539978347for this CM yeah. Guts is actually a stat you want since usually with the cards you want to run you end up not doing as much stamina training, plus you want to hit the breakpoints for the extra bonuses which is why people are saying you want 301 guts instead of 300.
>>539978298I thought you said they were poor
>>539978542not just the thumbnail ignores it, but my browser and mpv video player. the frame is clearly visible in your upload, in mine it doesn't show up at all, at least on my end. who the fuck knows what's up with that.
Teio's...
Almond Cake
>>539978309im a boobs guy, albeit wild guess you're something p-adjacent, yet i have several bitties in top10
>>539978681a mystery
PACE LATE OR FRONT???I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING MAKE HER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>539978812SEXO
>>539978889onahole
>>539978730Dumb bitch
>>539978730tail
>You cannot use the infirmary while at summer camp.THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THE BUTTON STILL THERE YOU STUPID GIT GET THIS NIGHT OWL OFF HER RIGHT NOW
>>539979020My adopted daughter is NOT dumb!
>>539978520how many carats total and you mlb both?
>>539978113Pokke I'm putting it in
>>539979096Stop fucking her til sunrise so she wont get night owl
Gibs doko
Wow this is almost workable, at least it isn't guts
>>539979265we just got some
>>539979096>he's scared of night owlSummer camp will end and you won't get any stamina or mood downs, be thankful it's not a slow metabolism or god forbid, a slacker event. I never rest 1 turn before summer camp or take any big energy options in random events because of this.
>>539979116
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>539978213>Your trainee lacks guts
>>539979471
Use this better overall Seiun with 1* groundwork or have pink pace chaser 2* no URA groundwork 2* for my borrow?
I believe dirt shoes have brain controlling parasites in them and I will get the truth out the-
>>539978889Make her a front so that her ult procs when she is not in front.
the adjustments Mr. KMR?
Cucked Nature
>>539978889>the distance where taiki is usable>her unique is bad on the tracklol lmao even. maybe next mile CM, bro
>>539979881>everyone has medium/long shoes>no one ever does dirt races so they have zero shoes>people keep requesting dirt shoes, which results in more dirt requests cuz people don't wanna run outhuman arent very smart
>>539979881I just like red shoes bro.
dead thread??
I realize how much this game fucking obliterates your soul when mindless sash farming feels like a revitalizing vacation from the mines.
>>539980217
Should I trust this simulator?Or should I ditch cards if I can't meet the race bonus requirement?
>>539980292>mfw the soul crushing grind for CM is actually soul crushingwho knew>>539980391Do you understand what the race bonus actually does?
>>539965265
>>539980467>what race bonus actually doesNot really
Futurity Stakes/Juvenile Fillies are even more rigged than Hopeful Stakes.
>>539973167Last one.Here's the updated archive for those interested: https://exhentai.org/g/3548103/2bf4f2a48e/
>>539980616not really, you just need different stat goalsand that's even more speed and power
>>539980616>anon missed the speed check
come on anons...just do one 10-pullyou have plenty of time to save for 30k1500 won't hurt
>>539980616for me is NHK mile, for some reason I always get 3rd or 5th there
>>539980638Thank you for your work.
>>539980490Cute, thanks so much!
>>539980727I pulled for cards because I need some SRs and got my third cafe, mlb digitan, mlb halo, and first SSR BakushinQuite good even though I'm dry now
>>539979265Love when Dober looks at me like I’m walking garbage
>>539980727do they make this face when they run out of stam?
Dantsu Flame's pokemon party>Rapidash (referencing herself)>Rillaboom (Jungle Pocket)>Polteageist (Coffee regional variant) (Manhattan Cafe)>Rotom (Agnes Tachyon)>Snorlax (Hishi Mirako)
FUCKING COUGH UP THAT GROUNDWORK HINT AIR GROOVE
>working on oguri grandparent since i just got her>continually getting raped in the easiest racesWhat the fuck manWhen I play maru/daiwa/seiun, I click front runner with whatever dogshit stats I feel like, no skills, and 1st 25 g1s in a rowI play pace/late, tryhard my stats, take any skills I can, get BLOCKED.com by 17 retarded NPCs and ruin the runWhy is pace so dogshit at everythingWhat's the secret to good oguri career
>>539980965>like I’m walking garbage>like
>>539981104I hate only relying on herI'm using mlb oguri friend so I have another chance and I can consistently get groundwork 2/3 runsIf only I could get a good parent out of it
>>539980365>Fusaichi Pegasus was sold for $70 million and produced jack shit as a stud>Fusaichi Pandora is a lowly regarded broodmare who produces the goat
>>539981079I wish I was her Pokemon and she rode me
>>539981183what's the deck you're running with oguri borrow? I feel like having her in skewers my stats so much that I job the arima kinen on pasa
CUTE UMA
>>539981131>3 friendship boosts>shit statsWhy would anyone use guts unironically again?
>>539981214If you think CM finals are stressful, at least you didn't spend millions gambling on horse cock only to get stuck trying to make your poor financial decision pay off.
>>539981183i see some people just use the parents for groundwork spark if you have 3* 2* parents
>>539980727Nice try Cyjew employee
The auto training feature is fucking useless bwos. This game is doomed. The career mode gets super bloated so have fun training 3 umas every cm on an accelerated schedule.
>>539980827Is there a lore reason why Chrono is almost always depicted with a camera? Is it one of her hobbies?
>>539981104hmmmmmmmm i will grant you a Pace Strategy instead and you will say thank you
>>539981292my onahole
>>539981282Suzuka+Eishin+Helio+Kiseki+Oguri+GrooveJobbing on Arima happens sometimesSometimes I just put her on front and that does the trick
>>539981294if you run 6 guts you can get that every other turn if you're lucky. Doubles are basically always onalso I think those cards just aren't that good. Triple rainbow on lvl 4 should be +20 spd/power at least
>not sure which of my Seiuns is better
>>539981294easy A/S career, just click one stat forever. the stats are shit because my deck is even worse
>>539958525>If you’re above 450 of any stat by classic year April then it activates a challenge mode of sorts to keep players with strong decks engaged. Once you see the inspiration your safe to go above the thresholdYou're joking, right? NO WONDER I HAD SO MANY STRONG STARTS INEXPLICABLY GUZZLE CUM AND JOB TAKARAZUKA, VICTORIA MILE, OR YASUDA.
>>539980727No! 60k is approaching fast!
>>539981402No she's not
>>539981369I'd rather get a groundworks parent of my own so I can train more than three times a day
>>539981480>never go above 450 on any stats before first insponaruhodo, sounds like misinfo though
>>539981482Tell us what you're saving for
>fail a 5%>dont over do it event, bad mood>recreation to recover mood back to normal>get mood down event>recreation back to normal>fail a 2% training because of practice poor, back to bad mood>recreation to normal>infirmary to remove practice poor>mood down eventwhat in the fuck
>>539981531oops i mean for parent farming they arent using air groove, just consistently get it off the parents they're using
>>539981531>so I can train more than three times a dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afkN9H9aLow
>>539981175Teio is garbage
>>539981636Für mein Pferd and a good support banner. No clue on what card to roll tho once I hit 30k
>>539978837Like I said; a tastelet.The only agreeable part of your list is Teio ranking high, and we all know it's due to S2 being the peak of the franchise.
>>539981628It sounds like horseshit but every single goated run I can think of that's started with some God tier combination of shit:>early Fast Learner, Practice Perfect, AND Charming>0 agemasen>everyone where they're supposed to be>win everything>fkn 600 SPD before the daaaaaby>5THAnd then I get a shitty B+ Uma because no rainbows were ever seen again. Fuck it, I'm buying into this gaslight.
>>539981657Sounds like my last few runs.
>>539981806would the Further approve umas
>people unironically like that little piece of shit sweepjesus fucking christ i would punt that annoying cunt into the stratosphere, lolicons are mentally ill
>>539981380>he thinks he stands any chance at all against jpoldfags
>>539980727I blew my 15k carats and didn't get Fantasy Pasa. This totally screwed up my plan for future banners like Doto/Smaru and it's all Cygames's fault. The adjusted reward better be worth it or they'll be losing me as a F2P customer.
>>539981958Maybe?
>>539982024>F2P>customerYou aren't their customer
>>539982024You weren't providing anything to begin with
>"I blew my 15k carats and didn't get Fantasy Pasa. This totally screwed up my plan for future banners like Doto/Smaru and it's all Cygames's fault. The adjusted reward better be worth it or they'll be losing me as a F2P customer."
>casuals disliking lolicons againYou're right. I should groom children irl so I can be like the people who brainwashed you
>>539981917same when you have a good start you get hit with night owl and multiple mood downs during the senior year
>>539982024>pulling without pity>"screwed up my plan for future banners">"f2p customer"
>>539981657Sounds like my Grass run for the past couple days. Every time I raised her mood up to normal that bitch will either get flying car/slacker/night owl. One time I got all 3 mood down events in a row.
>>539982097What the FUCK is her problem
>>539980625what low wit does to a mf
Is it worth training a 2 star pasa for this cm?
>>539978221>Initial Friendship 0That's going to be painful to use.
>>539981657>>539981480I'M NOOOOOTICING
>>539982215You got to work with what you have.
don't quit bwos...I need you to job for me in CM3
>>539982221I'm a lb1 creek userthis is nothing to methat hint frequency is gonna help too
>>539982110you do you bro if you'll take literally anything served to you if it's underaged enough, mayano is at least cute but sweep is fucking putrid and only funny for memes
Is it too late for me to start the horse game
>>539981385Chrono is a massive keibafag and historyfag who spends her entire weekends on the racetrack (which the trainer eventually also always accompanies her too) and watches all the races and takes pictures there, etc. She's also a writer in a racing column in the tracen newspaper. And yeah she owns an expensive camera for her hobby that she always uses and may or may not have used it to take a lot of photos of her trainer subconsciously. Her character story's already been translated and it's explained more there though of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehvMYzuhyLE
>>539981530i wear her like a fanny pack
>>539982339if you start tomorrow it's too late
>>539982339reroll for the vodka banner
>>539982315it's your turn to be the jobber bwo... the torch is passed on to you now...>>539982339not really, just don't feel too bad about getting mogged in pvp because you will be, no question at allat its core it's just a casual sim game
>>539982339No buy a mlb kitasan black reroll account for like 5 dollars and you'll actually be ahead of 90% of the playerbase.
>>539982428What's the point of PvP? Rewards? I kinda just want to race the cutest horses and see their stories>>539982374Oh no..>>539982395She's not that cute
Child.
NTRring NTR
holy shit training ryan is brutalthat jacked up mcqueen in her long races absolutely mogs
>Everyone wanting to kill my trainee increases her energy by 10I don't think that's how it works but ok
>>539982504>What's the point of PvP?RewardsIf you just want to play for hors just start now.
>>539982339Just remember to take it easy
>>539982179Not enough dick
>>539978223Deserved. Get this villain off the race course.
>>539982492Where do I get one without being scammed>>539982575>>539982579Yeah I already get my cygames pvp fix with shadowverse
>>539982504>I just want to race the cutest horses and see their storiesyep, then there's no problem. PVP gives you rewards but nothing too much. I doubt you'll have trouble finding a casual club to mooch off the slightly lower rewards and at least land in class 5 in team trials. The only huge hit of carats you'll be losing out on is the sweatzone of champion's meet, but even then you can join the designated shitter league
>>539981972>Immediately wants to violently abuse cute little girls>How to tell someone you're brown and underaged without telling someone you're brown and underaged>>539982338Proper men of taste know it is not merely our right, but our duty to guide and correct the younger generations.However, if she were to use her Uma strength to turn the tables on me, I wouldn't mind that, either...
It's like the Nagatoro anime screencap all over again
"EHEHEHEHEHEHE"she scares me
>>539982664china
Yk what I enjoy the grind, let me sign up a different team for both open and graded so I can run both.
>>539982179toreina didn't sign the marriage contract
>>539982518Young adult tummy to fill with umas
>>539978213>All those MLB SSRs>Level 5 ultimateOOOIIIIINNNNKKKK SQQQUEEEEEEpaypiggie
>>539982664I wouldn't do it, the seller could always have access to your account, since account linking isn't a migration like other gachas.But if you don't mind that or trust them, the site that sells accounts is good enough
>>539982527bega sex
>>539982802Conniving horse...
>>539982662How rude.
Mare pussy
>>539982694BASEDcunny is love, cunny is life
OMGGGG WOWWW
>>539982802I signed...
Is there really a discernible difference in quality between the two support banners if if I want to throw daily pulls at one of them
>>539982969>power and turf sparkswow no need to rub it in our faces anon...
>Lose all of my CM room scrims>Can't get better Umas because my support cards are assWell, Gold looks better than Platinum anyway.
>>539982924Not as rude as it is to steal triple crowns.
>>539983037No since you're ultimately daily pulling with the expectation of SRs or cleats.SSRs are just a side bonus that, ~60% of the time will be turned into rainbow cleats.
>>539983086coping is the first step in acceptance
>>539983086you will get Silver, neicha
>>539983086ahhahahaha third nature
>>539983161>SSRs are just a side bonus that, ~60% of the time will be turned into rainbow cleats.Que?
>>539983086My experience is that hoping the opponent brings a well built Bakushin to deny the front runners and gamble from there
>4 fucking Night Owls>2 Infirmary visits that failed>keep getting 2nd on races because of wasted turnsWatch me get 3* Stamina and 3* Groundwork this round with shitty affinity.
Stop making fun of Nice Nature.
>>539983425
>>539983086>have the cards to build an ace monster>2 weeks in still building parentsi give myself another 2 weeks until i just full send it
>>539981468Do you have Kitasan?
>>539983362I'm telling you to lower your expectations regarding SSR support cards so that when the rainbow shows up and reveals a shit card you'll seethe less over it.
I just noticed that the JP Hishiama and fantasy El and Grass banners were consecutive, unlike in Global where they're both on at the same time.Are we accelerating even faster?
Time to go to sleep, see you in 10 hours umadacchis! I'll dream with the generous adjustments cyjews is going to give us...
>>539983518yes, 0LB with pity, I have dogshit luck
It's CM time for JP
>want to end farming a good el condor pasa parent with groundwork and some greensMonkey Paw'd again...
>>539982694what a cutie
Honestly speaking when does the game gets good?
>>539982969Check what I just got lol
>>5399837858 years, you can put the account on maintenance mode until then
>>539983814Holy Moly! It's shit
Post your home screen uma.
>>539983637Why did Mcqueen do it?
>>539978889If you have to ask, the answer is Late.
>>539983458im choking
>>539983086If you have bad cards, all you can do is trust in luck
>>539983857I set them all to random
>>539981468Yeah but what's the point, now you have a dogshit legacy with no good sparksWhy waste precious tp on a guts run for mediocre fans and an uma you'll just sell?
>>539983458
>>539983785TP regenerates passively bwo you don't have to wait it out
>>539981468Honestly you should run cards that boost event points so that you're grinding through the event faster.
>>539984009momentarily TT rewards, and may I get 3* guts sparks I swear on the lusitan goddess Epona that I'll make the first 9* guts uma in global
>>539983821She should be asking for sex
>>539983857I don't use Red Teio at all
>>539983785if that's how you're feeling it's not your game
32131238
>>539983959what are these two dorks doing?
If you play paradox games you're a faggot
>BlackRock world domination fund is being wasted on funny horse girl vidyaDo not forget to thank Japan for letting us linger for a bit longer.
is pto usable for late surger?
I'm gonna turn my pace into late, anything else I should put on her other than the accel that vodka/grass has?
>>539984627Paid time off?
>King Halo>El Condor Pasa (forma del juego)>Grass WonderAw yeah it's Late Surging time
>>539984639Why is she wearing like 5 pt belts
>Need a ryan parent so start ryan's career>MUSCLE>MUSCLE!!!>MUSCLE!!!!!!!!save me
>>539984689Does Ryan spaz out when you get well-rested?
>>539984540lies, map colouring games are cool
>>539984639Imagining that Japanese cops/jojo fans play this game and them being really proud of their little Fenomeno.
>>539984687looks cool
>>539984627Yes, it's just good on everyone.
>>539982694God, shut up. You're not cool or special for liking cunny, especially in a post-BA world where every dipshit SEAfag thinks being a lolicon is le ebin meme.You're a pick-me for pedophilia. Re-evaluate your life choices.
Fantasy Ass Wonder
I'm the only one with good taste hereIs not even a competition
>>539984687So she doesn't get hit by a car
This but with Ryan, Gentildonna, Muteki and Vodka
>>539984881trvke
>>539984685*gets blocked*
Is it a good idea for late surgers to inherit Taiki's unique with the hope that it will activate at the last moment when the corner ends and last spurt begins?
>>539984881>redditspacer tourist seethingDay that ends in a Y.
Anybody struggling with El Jobber Pasa career when doing parent runs?>Hopeless Stakes>not enough stamina to sustain Pace style and let her signature go off>being cockblocked by juiced Special Needs on DAAAAAARBYYY>B long Kicucka Sho and Tenno Sho (Spring) struggles
>>539984881holy tranny seetheI don't understand why these moids go far out of their way to pick up games with fucktons of young girls then spend years seething about it
>>539984337i appreciate the effort but will not be saving this cuz that guy is an insufferable twat
>>539984881lol cunny
Love :>Rice Shower>Taishin>Tamamo CrossBut i don't really like Mayano top cun and Nishino flower
>>539985046>>539985003reminder that there has been some schizo that keeps sperging in BA threads and spamming them with gore/porn for five (5) (cinco) years nonstop and shows no signs of stoppingyou can't cure or stop autism
>>539984540my horde of umamusume will wash over europe and no god will save you
>wake up >log in>1800 caratsis the game dying?
>>539985197EoS announcement was yesterday
>>539985175nice blog, where do I unsubscribe?
>>539985197we're behind gibs schedule actually
>>539985014Nyo.
>>539984482>B rank umas got 7/8/9 but two were less than 3 lengths behind A ranksDo I have a chance in open?
Thanks to El Condor Pasa, I'm starting to be into latinas again
>>539984639the funniest part of this is theres still crazy jiggle
>>539985326jamming my condor into the hole
>>539984741I haven't gotten well rested but everything that comes out of ryan's mouth is about musclesthe only reason I'm even reading this is because I hate skipping
>Already used my allotted hors budget and got nothing>Free gems give me one more shotShe came home!
>>539985296I have no idea desu Open is completely different, if the best you can build is B+ or low A you're probably better off in open though
>>539985428its because she is a sensitive girl
>>539985475>if the best you can build is B+ or low A you're probably better off in open thoughThat's exactly my problem. I think graded would be more fun if I had good umas but right now I'd get smoked every time
>>539985296open is about how many greens you can buy into a 1200/600/600 B uma
>>539985326Why are her boobs so big? Isn't she supposed to be an athlete, a racer, and a wrestler?
>>539982179>>539982802>>539983034I never said I was applyi-ACKKK
>>539985743I don't see how any of these would require her breasts to not be large.
Okay this is the confirmation I needed NOT A REAL CLANKER JUST TURBO AUTIST we good
>>539985743Her FIGHTING SPIRIT has to go somewhere and it was either her cow tits or her ass.Fortunately for the yte man, it went to her front.
>>539978223Rice Shower is one of the easiest careers to build as long as you know the basic knowledge of RENTING a horse and RENTING a 9* stamina horseYou slap 4 speed card and 2 stamina cards>155 speed 170+ powerWhat the fuck are you doing, pick as much speed as possible early on.I'll say it again and again, training for Mejiro Ryan 1* is HELL, Rice shower is baby mode.
if anyone wanna test their open team, I made a somewhat decent team early today (lies I only have one decent ace).51394753
>>539982847can't you just remake datalink with new password?
>>539985542I'm not sure what the rewards in Open are but if they are around the same as Group B Graded I would stick with Open. Some guys here play Open so you can talk with them if you see them.
>>539985820The real clanker comes later and she has an entire campaign for herself
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Is this good enough?
>play the dogshit tickezo guts card for on your left>event chain never happens>play the dogshit tamtam stam card for fast and furious>I have seen beef pork chicken curry 500 times without ever playing her card>event doesn't happen>win debut by 7L+>hit the legendary ASS inspiration>goated seed wasted on dogshit runGood night.
>>539985915The only uma that can't rape torenas, she's the most trustworthy one.
Retarded nips really complained about this event when it's so sovlful as fuck
you can call me a schizo but why does it feel like they shadow nerfed kitasan and she gives more stats or long hints rather than useful stuff like corner skills
>Still no mass roll>>539986059>you can call me a schizo but why does it feel like they shadow nerfed Xhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativity_bias
>>539985839Where did I say it was hard?>RENTING a 9* stamina horseCool. What are its whites?>pick as much speed as possible early on.Even when there's no one there? okSage advice from someone with a 100% debut win rate.
>>539986107the mass roll qol will come with the carat adjustments.
>>539986059I've still been getting plenty of skill hints from her that are actual skills.
>>539985895You can make a new password but it doesn't log you out of clients that already "logged in" to the accountBasically you're hoping the seller doesn't actually have hundreds of instances saved and rather has a notepad of accounts and passwords so that account isn't actually logged into to any client when they hand it to you
>>539983086CM rooms don't matter if you get paired with shitters in the Finals, I found that out last CM
>>539985912if you make a really good team and get a result of around 95% winrate, the rewards for the whole CM is close to what you get from graded 1st group A alone
>>539985915Noted, I'll be robophobic towards her then
>>539985912Up to 500 carats and a silver title. I only really care about the carats.
>>539986107well i just rested after posting that and i got sleep deprived + night owlcoincidence? I. THINK. NOT.>>539986163jokes aside it's prob a me issue, i do get corner rec and straightforward rec but haven't seen corner adept or any front hints for a while
My QOL wishlist>TT skip>Daily skip>Bingo skip>Agenda
>>539986001>>539986223She's waiting for you to make a move
>>539983086I have 0% win rate in /uma/ rooms>finish 2nd on B Finals>finish 1st on A finalsDont worry too much about it, if you love your umas they will find a way to win.
>>539986339soon(tm)
>>539985850okay it was a really retarded idea to make a 18 umas room, I'm sorry>>539986250first place in group A Open is 900 carats alone if I remember right, then you get 100 for every 5 wins in the previous stage, 50 if you get 4 wins. dunno how many were in the first stage thou
>>539986339They can delay everything if it means giving us the agenda ASAP. I need that thing so I can get Rice's epithet.
>>539986349That's cute, do you have more of these
>>539986479make a 9 uma room nowyasuda kinen, summer, good terrain
>>539985953>red shift instead of rudolf, wedding mayano or fantasy pasaReroll
Anybody got a webm of Grass floating up into the sky?
>>539981363>buy a stallion for 18 million>expect him to be the next sunday silence>he's gay
>>539986514not on hand at the moment
the
>>53998652585635837do we wait for another anon or nah
>>539985850Damn I dont have umas for open, I think you Bakushin has too much heal, 1 gold is enough. Nice game, thought my AirGroove with B mile could've won
Graded rooms?
>>539986715Is this open or graded? I can join in a few if graded.
>watch the pasa event>rudolf gets trapped inside a VR videogamewhat
condor
>>539986772open
>>539986191Gemini made even more casuals quit the game. Only paypigs will be left for Cancer. CM will keep getting harder as we lose more players until only the dedicated retards are left.
passes
El Condor Puta
>>539986709>>539986805>>539986891My dick between her tits
stop being horny
>>539986641They should have tried fillies instead of hags then
>>539986792.hack/SAO parody>whyidk
no
>>539987007Teio is just too sexy and portable
>>539986730both bakushin and daiwa are failed runs, the skills they have are whatver I had avaiable at the time. my team for the previous CM only had one skill that wasn't green I think
>>539987007Teio is just too erotic and cunnilingus-able
Hope all the retards who are running blockushin built out cracked out late/end aces cause you faggots are minus one ace which mean you only have about 66% of winning if you lucking the other player late/end aces aren’t also cracked the fuck out
Graded CM74677330If anyone is interested
>>539987007I just want a hug man.
>>539987058nursing handjob
>>539987213>OppaiSugoi>Has a mayano iconI'm getting mixed signals here bro
>>539987153>front runner needs 3 to maximize their chances of winning because only one gets to proc AAS>late only needs 2i mean...
my 1200pow/1200wit blockushin has successfully blocked every front aside from one S rank whale falcon with 1200/1200/1200 spd pow wit albeit
>Just noticed that all of the Golden Generation Uma are in the event except for Special Chud
>>539978213but why SSR king halo i thought it was bad
>>539987216El Condor Pasa, Taiki Shuttle, and Smart Falcon seem like the most huggable uma musume in the current global roster. Just imagine squeezing them or them squeezing you in a warm and passionate hug, whether you're standing, sitting, or laying down. I want to pass the hours just hugging any one of them.
>he complains about his back and joints
Small uma
host another graded room
>>539987404I definitely agree with El. I don't see her being topped.
>>539987213you are not using the same team, right? btw im surprised my bakushin did better than my suzuka twice, maybe I should have more late race skills
>>539987213How is this the No.1 favourite
>>539987373I could only make one with 1K of each. I've found that sometime right before the start of the corner she gets herself in front and is able to hold it till the final spurt. Good enough.
>>539987373Deck and skills? I'm planning on making one
>>539987425my lower back hurts, but when i masturbate i feel better
>>539987440
>>539987528I don't know either, bro. It's just my Taurus Nature.
>>539987153>I get -33% chance of winning>you get -100% chance of winning with frontIf I can't run front, nobody can
>>539987213Nice run, man I feel like im the only one not inheriting S on anything, I even borrowed one with 6-9* turf and I still aint getting anything
>>539984689>2nd>2nd>2ndWHEN WILL YOU WIN FOR FUCKS SAKE
where the rooms at
why are people still bringing nice nature debuffer to cancer
>>539987528game thinks balance stat is good
>>539987669My S furf+mile A+ Vodka keeps getting smashed in these rooms because she's retarded and spineless. Even with maxxxxxed stats + S rank aptitudes if you miss those stat check thesholds they mean nothing.
>>539987798Which stats? the 600 stam and 300 guts?
>>539987216I'll hug you, anon.
Show me your ground work uma!
Peak
>>539987651But almost nobody is running double or tripple Fronts. Your Blockushin is never gonna win, a normal Front has a chance to win even with your Blockushin.
>want to witmaxx more>have to level cards>but also need potential levels for CM3AAAAAAAAAAAAAAunrelated but I really like the way Kitasan looks here, adorable
Hosted 1 more CM room69767038
>>539987853Yeppers. She's got 1200/580/1193/250/330 stat line. Always top 5 but rarely first.
>>539987960damn anons are crazy fast
>>539987960holy shit these fill so fast
>>539987996Does the 300 guts really make a difference?>>539987946>he doesn't know about the Blockushins with Seiun ults
>>539987996You need good skills not just good stats bwo
>>539987996your skills?
>>539987572theyre lying because end of the day its still rng
>>539987960we need another room for the ones that couldn't make it.....
>>539987946A "normal" front with angling and scheming is guaranteed a win unless its speed or power is 1000 or less. It's the same value as pump iron which is a win condition for anyone at the back, but with the benefit of already being in the lead by a couple lengths
12031589Here 1 more CM room
POKKEE!
>>539988246>misclicked open events on my way to room match>fullit's over
83310862
>>539987960These tests tells me if I fight randoms with S Im fucked in the ass
78773537CM3 graded
>>539988112stam + guts = 900 is what the brocked guy said. My math skills have greatly deteriorated as didn't accout for 100 stats that I needed for that threshold.>>539988114>>539988118I already logged off for the night. I didn't get pump or shift or pulse. I remember I got feat and a hodgepodge of late + mile savvy skills and 2 relevant greens. I truly believed that S turf + mile and statline would be enough.
Don't even bother showing up to Cancer Cup.
i'm in love with gold ship's outfit
>>539988246Stop putting mood below normal you can’t really test your aces like that . In real CM your mood is not gonna be below bad anyway
>>539988190Nobody has 1000+ speed and 1000+ Power with high Wit and enough Stam to finish the race though
It terrifies me what umas would be if they didnt focus so much of racing.
Damn /uma/ belongs to the Euros with how active these lobbies get at night. Seems like a lot of my club does their shoe requests while I am asleep too.
Everyone rocking their grasswonders
>>539988340>random moodBro.
Does /uma/ have any clubs without fan quotas? Every time I join an open club nobody is trading shoes and that's what I really care about so I can upcap the free Rice/McQueen/Ticket cards
Will cancer be great mood all the way or the random mood prelims again
>>539988553Random for semis and prelimsGreat for finals
>>539988340>Missed pump with awful win>Still clutch the win
307696331 last CM room
rate my open team, bakushin seens to be performing the best (expected that from suzuka instead)
>>539988553Random. I don't know if they will change that but they'd announce it if so.If you're not bad at the game mood won't matter :^)
>>539988340Crazy finish.
38743168
>>539988372You need On Your Left, Furious Feat and pump
Tama
>>539988385I'm in love with every aspect of Gold Ship
63250726
>>539988604Didnt expect to win, was expecting the grass wonder with double S to actually take it home, was she blocked since I think we ran too many lates
Y'all gotta post the results from the rooms so we can all help with the research
>>539988880Yeah, I got brocked and I don't think OYL triggered. Sub 400 wit really be that way.
>>539988904everyone is running lates so the frontrunner just blows everyone out of the room
>every borrow plagued by shit rngcan any later surger bros share their decks?
>>539988779CURREN CRIED BUT AT LEAST WE WON...
63689365
They need to reduce event requirement by 40%.This is too much grinding
>came from girls frontline>always hated giantess art>check danbooru>goto 2nd page>giantess artWas I followed or is this kind of thing more common that what I expected?
3167 3867
>>539989151Just do one run with a featured character, doesn't have to be the gacha one, even the normal form is ok, then get the card from the bingo. Then two more and you will have 60-70K/400K, all in 1 day.
>>539989042Wow, finally managed to take one home
>>539988517Yeah, tons of them do.
WHERE'S THE GROUNDWORK SPARK
How does wit check actually work in term of skills activation and position keep/ overtake?
>>539989467big bro why are you training a groundwork rice
>>539989214
>>539989467why do you need groundwork on pace chaser
>>539989467Karma for playing a villain.
>>539989467>pace chaserGlue I’m afraid
>>539989506aibou she has good affinity with Sky>>539989525she's a front mama>>539989537>>539989570SHUT UP
>>539989523bwo you didnt censor the names....
11245159
>CM finals are all great mood and not normal???????????
>>539989650one more
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK WRONG TARGET?? WHAT DID GW DO TO YOU
>borrowed parent run>slacker two turns before summer>infirmary didn't cure it>it's alright maybe RNG isn't that bad>two consecutive double rainbow failed due to no show, mood went from great to bad>ragequitIn retrospect that was dumb. I could have at least gotten a parent out of it.
So if late has the highest accel and ends have the highest speed, what does front and pace have going for them?
>>539989650heh, nothing personnel
>>539989970Fronts don't have to deal with blocking (usually)>pace
>>539989989
>>539989650
Making a mile Seiun Sky is a massive pain, this is the best it's gonna get
>>539989970the view from the lead
18 uma lobby for fun 34467874
>>539990152that's really unfortunate, you need at least 885 power to make use of high-power mode - she'll never get anywhere at all, sorry to say
more like the view from the rear is mine lmao
Is she any good or are we just horny?
>>539990193goldshipsniffingteiosbutt.mov
last one 7151 5478
Now that El Condor Pasa is in a fantasy outfit that looks cool and shows off her excellent boobs and includes a subtler mask than her usual one, I like and want her. But I will probably never get her, because I do not pay money to these people
Did you know the looser Seiun Sky's mood the tighter she becomes?
is there ever any reason to do single pulls?
>>539990187>cloudybwo?
>>539990130your seiun skies bwos?
>>539990328Kingu Sexo
>>539990279yes
>>539990403fuck mb
>>539990152Early lead is a fake skill like iron will. Should have spend the skillpoints on something else.
>voice lines>conversation with an unclaimed archive level upCool, so it's possible to permanently lock yourself out of stuff. Did they even think about this for 10 seconds?
>>539990526are there any more of these bad skills that I should know?
Bros... just make five rooms then paste the IDs... why are you posting one by one...
>>539990187>>539990187>>539990187>>539990187>>5399901872 more slots
i wonder if they ever add chat to the room matchs
>>539981124Your gourmand?
>>539990279Owners be like: NYOOOOO DON’T LEWD MUH HORSES!!!!!!! then roll out El Condor Tatas like they aren’t encouraging paizuri hentai.
>>539990368You may get randomly spooked.
>>539990531you can get an item to unlock anything in the archive
>>539990308
>>539990104vodka's boobs fit right in the palm of your hand and are the ideal sizeany larger is useless fat
>>539990614join guys, let's see who loses to the open front team
>>539990628She's not just about her tits...
>>539990824who the fuck is this?
Could you love an uma wife who can't run or dance?
was it necessary to give el's tits so much shading an definition
Double banners are a scam and I refuse to roll them
>>539990824A-Amiya?
>>539990849
>>539990871but can she bounce on it crazy style?
>>539990187starting in 5 minutes
>>539990603Try to learn how the game mechanics works instead. It's the whole give fish or teach to fish spiel.
>>539990824What else is she about?
>>539991018brother
OPPAI SAIKYOU WASOEL CONDOR TATAS
What would be the ideal grandparents, parents and skills for a cm3 ready Maruzensky?
So why doesn't anyone use her for front memes? Guaranteed style corner and straightaways is nice without having to rely on Suzuka SSR
>>539991053starting now then jej
>>539991063uhh sauce
>>539991053japanese software at it's best
>>539990929
>>539990824>>539990934
whoa big
>enter 3 CM 3 tests with oguri vodka and scarlet>2 won by Falco, 1 by Taishin Wtf? What happened to traditional milers?
>>539990750Ok flatty
>>539991096her ult is ass. a late start can lock her out. she does have stamina growth aptitude so you can train her for mediums and longs.
>>539991025that's not very helpful when all the skills are badly described
>>539990929EL CONDOR AMIYA
>>539991096stamina growth, mid ult, banner horseyou will get sick of seeing her valentine version in every cm lobby though
>>539991228>meta options winwow who would have thought
>trying to make mayano parent>everytime, senior year hanshin daishoten, narita brian shows up and kills my win streakim crying
>>539991389Mayano is one of the hardest to train as parent if you're farming skills
What do?
Super Weak might be the worst legend yet
>>539991264All ability effects and activation conditions are described on gametora...
>>539991176That uma looks like she works for McDonalds!
>>539991463is she packing presents?
>>539991195Sex
>>539991482post support deck
>>539991485not him but it would be nice if the game didn't require playing with a browser open to actually understand it
Who is this uma from uma season 1 episode 13 ending?
>>539991564nothing sexy about this clown.
>>539991427i dont know who else to use as a front runner parent
>>539991463Get some water so I don't dry out like a raisin
>>539991639your SAIKYOU WA?
>>539991596Skill issue
>>539991609Umamusume B
>>539991609Equinox
>>539991639Suzuka has decent affinity and you have a higher chance of getting turf or mile and she has the greens built in
>>539991609Another victim
>>539991609Me
Is she good for this CM? 15% stamina 15% wit is screaming a debuffer, but all of her skills are blue
>>539991632Faggot detected
