Previous: >>539978113>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Teio!
Is this appropriate behaviour for a student council president?
>>5400050713% per star, halved if on grandparent, multiplied by legacy.Each spark is considered an individual roll by the way
I saw that post.
whats the lore behind teio and mcqueen shipping? just read a random comic about ithttps://mangadex.org/title/b6d2a5c3-a3e1-4b8c-bbdc-367f09b04200/teimaku-no-shippo
I beat the game
hows your leo cup grandparents coming along?
You may not like it but this is what peak Yamato Nadeshiko looks like
Why is there always some super retarded gaslight strat that thousands of people attempt each CM?First it was evil nature when 3 aces was clearly betterThen it was trick room Urara.Now it's Blockshin.None of these will work and you are wasting your time if you are trying it.
>>540005176Most streamers are 0-2 in CM FinalsThey are desperate for a single W and make shit upEvil Nature, Urara Front and Blockushin were extremely funny.
>>540005230Season 2 of the anime.
Do we get the new and improved gibs after the TT tally or are they jewing us for another week?
What kinda cards do people use for Suzuka?
>>540005137
>>540005230anime s2 second half
>>540005273not sure why you'd think blocking others from using seiun ult wouldn't work
>>540005273the only one of those that was a gaslight was haru urara
>>540005273Golshi being the strongest meant that second and third horses didn't matter at all.
>>540005273Lots of people were seething about evil nature though, and I won A finals in both cups using 2 debuffers + ace against triple ace comps so they do work even if they are dishonourable
>>540005219she used to be so cute before she started menstrating...
>>540005324
>>540005347Because since that requires you be in first you could just run it on a competently built front ace, deny opponents and get it for yourself?. But no, let's do a retarded Bakushin build just to deny an ult and nothing else.
Are we getting updated rewards on reset like were getting updated rewards from what we did the past week?
>>540005273>Then it was trick room Urara.The gaslight in CM2 was 1200 stamina + 3 golds kek. Urara worked if you were powermaxxing, but none of them did that.
>>540005440Shut up!
>>540005458
We love Teio here
>>540005293should be this tally since they're performing maintenance in 1 hour lasting until reset
She's smart and cute!
Ummm is Kita-chan a bit of a slut...?
what the fuck am i reading
Is group 6 still below 425K? I don't want to log in to check.
>>540005519wronga blockushin can inherit all its speed from sparks, take zero speed cards into career, and focus entirely on power, wit, and air groove hints without even needing to rely on groundwork inspirations. An elite front runner is going to be able to hit maybe 1000 power or so. Even a basic bitch blockushin can hit 900 while also having an equivalent or greater wit stat
I only have 3 good speed cards, 2 MLB and 1 3LBIs Goldship card any good?My Taishin card is 2LB and my King Halo is 1LB, Biko and Flower are 0LB
>>540005674The Three Body Problem by Cixin Liu
>>540005674
https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/3975300/post/7167300
>>540005646Only a slut for (you)
>>540005273evil nature is not a gaslight
>>540005739it's actually pretty hard to reach like 1k/1k power wit without MLB cards, a lot of the power cards have their bonus power locked behind 4*
>>540005750your nishino flower is already a superior version of the goldship SSR, and the biko at least has specialty priority and a very high training effectiveness so even when it lands on something else it'll contribute to stat growth
>>540005273Neicha wasn't a gaslight
>>540005816So that's where its from
>>540005928Thank you
>>540005816Holy...toreina is going at her hard
>>540005646I am now a professor of curvature.
>>540005137>>540005324>>540005458>>540005574CUTE
sex
>>540006132Teio is love Teio is wife
>wanted to finish dailies during lunch break>team trials tallyingam I just fucked now or does it finish before daily reset
how do you respond
>ywn be a torena and have an assigned umawifey even liv
>3 parent runs with 12* groundwork>0 groundwork from inspiration >0 groundwork from Air Groove hints
TE-I-O!
>failed a 4 rainbow speed during summer at 5%so close yet so far
>>540006437
>>540005739I understand the logic and Blockushin works but I don't know why people are usinng it in this CM. There are no triple fronts and double fronts are very rare. If you block a whales Front Runner you still have to deal with his 1200 Speed/Power Vodka. I'd rather just Front gamble because even the biggest whales can't get 1200 Speed/Power/Wit for their Fronts.
>>540006594>he fell for the cm3 end closer memeoh nononononono
>>540006594your spurt lil bro?
>>540006424I go for the hug only for my own towel to fall leading to an unsolicited cock rating
Can the end closer debuff proc if there's no end closers in the lobby?
>>540006634I find these face hugging umas extremely amusing.
I feel that's close to the limit of what I can do for stats with my cards. Not sure if I want to do 5 speed because I want some race bonus for more SP and some extra stats.
>>540006650>There are no triple fronts and double fronts are very rare.because everyone who ran front and got blocked by a bakushin/smart falcon pissed their pants and decided to go 1 blocker 2 late as welli'd also argue that late aces are much easier to train compared to fronts
Sex Nature
>>540006424Cuddling
>>540006660gave up on metagaming I'm just going to run umas I like from now
>>540006634Who the fuck AIslopped this
teio HATE
>>540006594Why does this nigger have a German gold skill?
So when we go back to medium next month are all of the power cards getting dropped again like cm1?
rude cow
Teio indifference
>>540006882yes
I am getting seduced by El condor tit pussy. Maybe I should roll...
>>540005273Are you even testing in lobbies or are you just saying that because it sounds stupid to you
>>540006921But she is Cow Wife, so its okay.
>>540006882Depends on your build. If you're running double or triple gold recoveries then you can use power cards again.
Umadacchis I
>>540007220what?! is that a grift video by a lower caste non CM winner?! IM WOOOOTCHING
>>540007220What is his cm record
>>540007009>tit pussy????
slut
Will you guys donate money to me if I start streaming uma
>>540007317what the FUCK is a CM
>>540007176Kita gf!
ok so people talk about guts post-rework but what does it do NOW on EN?
Daily reminder that Umas are 3 times+ stronger than adult men.
>>540007351cm titles, tt rank, total fan count and club affiliation?
For me? I only take advice from chads who didn't make it to the finals.
>>540005903This is too lewd
>>540006650it'll be common this CM because angling and scheming is so strong. In future CMs it will be less powerful or useless depending on the track because summer maru's ult only requires being in the top 3 and has a similar effect due to speed carry over. Running a blocker is just holding up your own end of the mutually assured destruction - if you don't run a blocker, the front runner someone else is running with angling and scheming WILL beat most late surgers. By running my own blocker, I get value out of guaranteeing that my own lates or ends have a shot by denying at least 1 to 4 umas their win condition
>hot springs scenes are so disappointing I only care about the tickets for the stat/mood/energy boostgrim desu
Daiwa's owner won
>>540007420Fuck another member dyingFASTER CYGENEROUSGIVE US THE CARAT BUFF UPDATE ALREADY
I will NOT pull for el condor tatas, won't waste all those precious carats cygenerous gave me yesterday... stay strong toreina
I don't wanna spend TP today
>bingo>get 7 squares in a row>duplicate>duplicate x2>duplicate x3>duplicate x4>duplicate x5>duplicate x6>duplicate x7>duplicate x8I sure love the law of large numbers
>>540007380Thats a dog
Monk El tits is too distracting
aside from pump and red shift are there any other sigs to look out for on lates or am I better off just trying to increase affinity
>>540005739Every front runner I'm doing in this race is already 1200 speed/1000k+ power and I've only started trying for aces.
>>540007529This is a dog
>>540007416won both of them, A1 I think, idk between 100-150M, you mean Club rank? A+
PLEASE BE HONEST /uma/HOW MANY WEEKS AWAY
>>540007648Right after cancer. So 4 or so
>>540007648>ugly hideous bathing suitwow I was going to roll on this hag but not now
Reminder that not rolling for Summer Maruzensky and instead saving all of those carats for VBourbon and Summer Maruzensky SSR is objectively the correct choice.
>>540007590This too is a dog.
>>540005816Based
>>540007706how does it feel to be homosexual
>>540007396What is happening here?
>>540007648how did they make this sexo hag so unappealing? My cock went soft at this costume...pulling for el condor tetonas instead
I won every CM, not by strategising, but by having a girl with the appropriate star sign log onto my account and play the races for me. I don't know any Cancer girls (I used a classmate and my little sister for Taurus and Gemini), so I am sharing this secret technique with you now so you can use it to win.
>>540007754Didnt people said to roll on Tachyon and El speed cards instead?
>>540007706gays need not apply
>>540007754I'll just get all of them and I'll swipe if I have to
>surely blockushin will always be good at countering fronts>there is no way they would add an unblockable front runner right after CM3
>>540007804>you're gay for not desiring a sagging no hips hag too insecure to actually show off her tits
>>540007396>>540007826McQueen pegging spicaman with her big stallion cock
>>540007032>>540006634>>540006083>>540005324This looks cute with chibis but if you think about it they are pushing their pussies to their trainers mouth, what's even worse they are just wearing skirts
>>540007826Reverse leglock missionary for the purpose of procreation. Not futashit.
Which of these is better for a front?>800 power 600 wit>900 power 500 wit>1000 power 400 wit
>>540007672
>>540007351Only if you read the stories doing voice acting
>>540005064Why are they running in dresses? Are they stupid?
>>540007826(hishi) amazon position
>>540007837Good call, I'll start looking for a prostitute with the correct zodiac sign & willing to play a funny horse game, wish me luck!
>>5400080761000 Wit 400 Power
:o
>>540007870yea you can choose to not play the game for a year and a half and just blow 4 sparks on L'arc El pasa banner but realistically you'll want to roll for either maruzensky or tachyon in 2026
>>540007478Gay desu
>>540008109Godspeed
McQueen has the best romantic fanarts desu
>>540007648think shed be hotter if she had armpit hair
>>540008163You're gonna be tearing up those sprint tracks with a late surger not named King Halo with that card!
>>540008163Is hard to get excited for single copies ssrs anymore when they are useless, we need a kitasan like banner right now
Anons that post pic related or similar variants are known gaslighters. Usually you should not believe them but the current gaslight now is posting pic related and saying the truth. Since people know not to trust these posters they are tricked and believe the truth is a lie. Believe the anons that post pic related, for now anyway. Their advice will be good and trustworthy.
>caved to maruzensky on launch>warmed up to taiki shuttle and ticketed her>love grass>el condor titta now making my knees buckleWestern horses are just too strong...
>>540006685Uhhh, I think she's describing your asshole, anon.
>>540007220Oh, it's a video telling people to witmax for cancer cup and ignore stamina and power. Hopefully people follow it and enter an uma with 200 stamina and 500 power unfortunately he doesn't seem to be that popular so the gaslight won't be as effective.
>>540007930>>540008358What strategy is Tamamo best at? Can she beat Christmas Oguri?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2daVAdhI9Q
>>540008169Paizuri demon
>see some guys Seiun Sky zoom like a rocket after activating angling>another guys Grass Wonder catches up and cucks him by the noseJesus this CM has some insane RNG
>>540008449this means that lateGODS can eat just as well as frontcucks
>>540007559no, just pump affinity once you have those two. triumphant pulse/divine might are good too but are a luxury
>>540008169>>5400084479 days.
The downgrade that killed her. The butchering of tan kino. Was the tan lines really that lewd?
>>540008358>15k calories challenge>When they need at least 40k per dayAre they dumb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL4JeewHsZwSprinter's Stakse G1 on Sunday
>>540008449late has a lot of unreliable acceleration skillsit's peak gamble
>>540008623Wait she's tan not a nigger?
>>540008538>have neither the punny hors nor the fat horsyep, I'll just stick pasa in there for affinity. At least those failed groundwork runs gave some 3 stars
>>540008623they thought she doesnt wear underwear on a R18 game
>>540008449Honestly CM3 being gamblemaxxing combined with the distance is way more entertaining to watch than the prior CM's
>>540007396I doubt 3 adult men can push those big tires umas push during training, pasa is retarded and umas are actually stronger
>>540008729Yes.
>>540008706Can Spe compete with miles Grass?I havent seen a mutated Spe yet
>>540008671>an uma who sustained herself only on semen would need to drink approx 7,000 loads per day
>>540008752CM1 was fun because everyone was fucking around and even nice gold cap comps were suboptimalCM2 was a snooze fest of stamchecking and failing said stam checksCM3 will be fun because at least missing your skill won't mean you go from 3rd to 7th
>>540007932Blockushin is free to make. Again, the point is that anyone who has already tried rooms can see how auto-win Angling and Scheming is. So might as well put in anything that can give others a small chance
>>540008834Her body is too lewd
>>540008849Good thing that a uma can get thousands of fans in a career then!
Sex Cafe
>>540008783in the uma world, maybe they can. There's nothing implying that normal human men in the world of umas don't have uma genes, since regular ass ningen women and men can still birth umas. Spic trainer also tanked a few kicks from umas that would very much oneshot any real life men
>>540008230Holy lewd…
>>540008449>seiun sky, grass wonder, el condor pasa have been meta just like their irl counterparts and in the same race>meanhwile shit halo
>>540008849>Uma feeds Torena oysters every day for more semen
>>540008852>CM3 will be fun because at least missing your skill won't mean you go from 3rd to 7thIsn't that exactly what it means with A&S?
>>540008483noppers
>>540008841Spe ult and gold skill are also gamblebut velocity instead of accelnot worth it
okay now please give me 3* stamina 3* groundwork for carrying all your shit plz
>>540008852CM3 is literally all about hoping your front runner activates Seiun’s ult or denies it
>>540008916Blockushin requires just as much whaling and luckshitting as making an ace, you need the exact same shit an actual front runner ace would want so you maintain first.
>>540008949It's more about the umas controlling their strength than humans being stronger. Taishin constantly kicks her trainer and it's stated that she's barely using any power in her kicks
Will Cinderella Gray Oguri ever rerun?
>>540008449Can't wait for all the seethe in the thread.me included
>>540008706>>540008449You may not like it but stacking 20 accelerations on a late surger and hoping they all proc is the correct way to play this luckfest rng game, and LATEGODS will win every time
>>540009001King halo is purely for settling down with a good toreina and raising kids. She's a good mother, shit racer.
>>540008841>have to bring Tickezo and Oguri to make her useablelol lmao even
>>540009163What if we go 1200 power, S turf and rely on skill activations on the speed?
>>540009217>>540009096it's 1 win condition, CM2 was multiple (stam + recoveries + not get rushed + get enough speeds + proper skill activation). Here you either hit it big once and win or go home as either lates or front
Derby
1 free pull/day alternating between Uma and Support banner. Pretty great buff to progression.
>>540009421
good lord
>>540008623I can't believe she's not black...
>>540009472>Literal paizuri cutout >Even has the bottom holeEl condor bros???
el condor status after people have seen her in action in the event?
>>540009402I enjoy the gambling of late, but seeing the front runner auto-win just because they got first in the final stretch isn’t any different form CM2
>>540009459DARRRBBBYYYY
HARIKITTE IKOU
>>540009472The cleavage is based but the game simply can't make me care about Condor beyond that. Both of these 3*s are some of THE most boring umas in the game.
>>540009616
>>540009472I will never understand why japs hated this event but didn't say nothing about the borefest that was the bridal event
>>540009472Another paizuri demon and naizuri demon attacking the poor the trainers
>>540009682If there's 2 boring events in a row, the second will get complained about more.
>>540009682they hate m*xicans
>>540009667Tickezo is really cuuuuute.
So which is better between Vodka and Grass Wonder?
>>540009449>have an artist friend say she got into uma musume recently>ask who her favorite is>agnes, agnes tachyon>she calls her agnes>she likes her because of the few clips she's seen from tachyon's movieWhat's up with Agnes Tachyon that attracts people to her? Is it her whole mad scientist shtick?
>>540009870Vodka
is the welfare card good/
>guy in cm room running 400 wit witlet front runnersAt that point, what is the point of running front? It's just a regular uma with the worst stat multipliers in the game
>>540009915hmmm nyo
>>540009915it's okay for farming
>>540008076front runners need the least power but if you want groundwork to reliably activate you need high wit
brian's harder career path is such a crock of shit. 800/600/700 stats failed the spring tennoh sho, fucking hell
>>540009947>14 skillsyeah no
>>540009587big boobies gotta breathe bro
>>540009893Trannies see themselves as eccentric mad scientists, that's why they like tachyon, yes.
TEIO!
this free mlb speed card is a godsend for f2p players like myself
>>540009614That's because all of the front runner gambling happens before they hit the final stretch. If you've ever tried to build and test front runners out you will realise there is no reliable way to guarantee they are first, not even stats matter. See pic related for an example, my Bakushin never caught up to the Suzuka from start to end, and she did proc groundwork.
>>540010006>40% hint frequency and okayish hint levels>skill point bonus>no spec priority so she's gonna be randomly parking her ass everywhereI didn't say she's good, just alright
I can't even use these sparks on Condor FUCK
>>540009893it's like the joker but for girls. Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor, literally me
>>540010029For what it's worth, she's not trans (yes I've seen her irl). But she is an artist and has some overlap with that community.
If the new upped rewards arent great, I will be slightly upset for a bit.
>>540009449I like the game version of Tachyon more than the movie version...
>>540010196>they just increase the money/SP gain
>>540009993Just opt out of it, bro. You won't get to hear every other uma wondering if Brian got lobotomized if you quick skip all the events.
>>540009993nice brian image bro
>>540009993Bwo your guts?>>540010250Bro PLEASE I would be happy with just monies
>>540009993spring tennosho is a stam check, same as kikuka sho in classic yearI recall beating it pretty reliably with 800 stam, but maybe 700 works too
el was my girl BEFORE the titty window exposed her giant supple breasteses
I like the needy and clingy Tachyon more as well.
>>540009893She is just really good in the movie. There is no deeper meaning or some scientific reason. They did a good job with Tachyon's character. That whole movie is just really good. It's not perfect but like its pretty close to a 9 for me.
>>540010336watching her tits visually shifts to the side and then bounce back even under like 3 layers of cloths when she does her win animation really activated my almonds
>Eishin Flash is the most for (You)>Late Surgerfuck's sake
>>540009870vodka has the easier career because grass is forced to mediums at a B rating
>>540010428I forgot to add, she hasn't actually seen the movie yet. Just clips. I haven't seen the movie yet either but I heard the movies are better than the anime series. Is that true?
>>540010464Thats the best of both worlds?!
>>540010437This game has pretty erotic breast animations. Not water balloon or jello like, more of a weighty bounce feeling.
>>540010196still behind on the actual gibs btw
>>540010504>filthy secondary - nay - tertiary
>>540010504>female artistshe doesn't think for herselfit's just a popular character
>>540010347reminds me that art of tachyon shooting the 10 years after bazooka to the trainer and he didn't appear
>>540010612I need to see that
sighanother gutslet
>>540009893She has the most memorable moments in the movie or at least the most visually impressive ones, add her exaggerated expressions to that and a sad story that makes you sympathetic to her and you get a popular character, especially for casual viewers.
>>540010549somehow the black cloth makes it more erotic
>>540010347Kisses for Tachyon
>>540010701>he doesn't know about the secret gutsmaxxing strat
brehs...
>>540010504When they say that. They are referring to the 3 seasons of the anime. They are like painfully average at best. The 2nd season is better than 1 and 3. But all it does is just tell a better story. It still has the same annoying nitpicks. You should watch Cinderella gray and then the movies. If you really want to dive into the those 3 seasons go for it. But don't expect to like have deep seeded fond memories out of it from the experience unless its with a buddy. I watched all of the movies and series with my girlfriend and frankly I struggled with those 3 seasons. I wouldn't of continued unless she was there laughing at it with me.
>>540010612Post it
>>540010791They seem smaller here.
>>540010791when we will get the update that removes umas accesories?
Steamy pasa
Why did the Japs hate this event? It has literal gigantification foot fetish play.
>>540010674>>540010805
>>540010801you sound retarded especially when your complaints about the series is just nitpicks, makes sense she'd leave you if all you do is nitpick
>>540010953no clue, better story than the bridal event
>>540010992What the fuck! Now I am sad...
>>540010994I am gonna go tell her that you bullied and she will hug me and pet my head. There is blood on your hands anon by misreading my entire post.
>>540009472>Take the stupid mask off and the ears>Make her stoic>Get RinI know your games Cygames.
where the fack is hokuto race track
>>540010992Her cheekiness....gone.
>>540010504yes the movies are better
why is fantasy condor considered bad?she has a good accel unique, a good future stat bonus spread and 4 good awakening skills
>>540009893idiots and trend hoppers usually prefer characters whose personality traits are more visible and "in your face" because they can get an idea what the character is about without having to actually invest any time in playing the game or watching the anime. you can tell from a few short clips that Tachyon is a mad scientist, Gold Ship is the funny one, and Daiwa Scarlet is the fat titty tsundere. that's why when non-uma artists draw umas it's almost always one of those three.
>>540011120didn't misread, just guessed, but it seems like I missed this time
>>540011231why dont you let the number crunchers do the tier lists if you can't understand it
>>540011119>>540011210found this, guess it's a conclusion
>>540007507>won't waste all those precious carats cygenerous gave me yesterdayImagine hoarding for specific uma instead of instapull the 9R+SR card gacha.
King fading in and out in the event was kinda funny
>>540011231>Summer McQueen at the very bottomAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANTED HISHIAMA WHY AM I SO UNLUCKY
>>540011231Fantasy condor struggles pressing her button compared to regular condor and its because its tied to positioning on her ult. Regular condor just needs be within the top 2 to activate and it will always activate. I struggled with doing her career last night. Standard latesurger struggles.>>540011251Special needs strikes again.
>>540011285? yeah nigga i dont understand it thats why im asking
>>540011345
>>540011345Thats better.
teaching oguri about the joys of sex
>>540011469shes A tier
>>540011231>fuji kiseki at the very bottomwhy did i even save 30k for her :(
>>540011396I'm kinda conflicted actually... from having played RTS I know the best strategy is to always stay at 0 sitting resources, but the pity system is so fuckyou.jpeg that I really want to be able to spark
>>540010801I actually started with Cinderella Gray, before watching Seasons 1 and 2 after starting the gacha game. Season 2 is only marginally better than 1 imho. Currently on S3E1 and it already looks significantly better than S2 and S1 in terms of QUALITY, but I heard the story is worse. I'll go watch the movies after finishing S3.I've also watched Umayon and Umayuru. Very nice mini anime.
>>540011231>the retard is metaBased
>>540011231why are you looking at a guide that only works 4 years in the future
>ya yah?
>>540011474>>540011479Cute wife
>>540011504She will drain your fridge and other things.
>>5400115041 paizuri for 1 burger seems fair
>>540011231This tier list has summer maruzensky ranked low, don’t pay attention to it at all.
>>540005750free cleatsim not trying to brick you its actually garbage
Which PURE SEX should I save up outside of Spe's daughter?
shadn't be cleating anything
>>540011231>both Gold Cities are in A>don't see Tosen Jordan anywhereGyarubros... is Tosen Jordan shit?
>>540011715
>>540005324What's with Teio fan art and face hugging
>>540011631
>>540011761fuck you no you didnt
REMINDERIf you are F2P you should have:MLB KitasanFM, SCSmart FalconNarita TaishinIf you do not have these your account is bricked
>>540011632the only solution is a tongue bath
>>540011840how do I unbrick it?
>>540011840don't care retardbrick is a made up concept
>>540011840>No Kitasan>No Smart Falcon (don't like her)>No TaishinAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540011785It's cute
>>540011771
>>540011840I have 3LB Kita, 2LB SC, 1LB FMHow bricked am I?
>>540011840>worse than Gold Ship for 2 CMs>worse than Grass and Vodka in CM3Taishit is a meme
>>540011840be a metaslave is truly a sad life
>>540011584The reason for that is because Cygames themselves started taking the wheel on all of their animated projects while those 3 seasons of anime were licensed out to other studios. It really helps that they got the PROMARE guy from trigger to do "new generation." I was really surprised with how good Gray is despite oguri not being a really good main character. And its because they bit the bullet and made fictional horses and people to help Oguri in the social department outside of races. Season 3 has does better animation and it probably has the best jokes too. But holy shit man. I haven't watched Umayon yet. I am going to assume you can just go find a torrent of it where the entirety of Umayuru is on youtube with subtitles uploaded by Cygames themselves.
>>540011785dont worry about it
This creature shows up in your turf race what do you do
bros...our game already fell off....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xto6kgg5MTM
>>540011921>>540011954Why's it always her though, something to do with the anime?
>>540011961pat correction
>>540011761>bond burger your umawhat did he mean by this
>>540011840>1LB kitasan>2LB SC 0LB FM>Yes Smart Falcon>NO NaritaI spent 100$ btw
is 500-600 stam gonna work for cancer?
I'm starting to develop severe paranoia from training Late Surgers
>>540011840>3* kitasan>1* SC>1* FM>no tazunaits so over for me
>>540011840>Smart FalconBlockushin always beats her to final leg in Cancer>TaishinShe was garbage in Gemini, might do decent in Cancer but will never be seen again
What Stam card could I substitute for Roy? Not McQueen it's on McQueen
>>540011794
>>540012024Condor's boobs are not that big
>>540012228its growing...
>>540012228maybe Golshi ain't so bad after all...
>>540012347AIEEEE DANCHOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
how do you build block bakushin?
>>540012218>>540011794>>540011474wife
>>540012461max power, max wit, max skills
>>540012347what lil danchud gonna do? nuthin!
>>540012446>>540012502sex with goys (girls)
Redpill me on this wrestler... why does she wear the mask?
She is too cute...
im waiting for the end of the month to kick the leechers its not gonna tank our rank anyways
>not even her closest friends take her seriously
What does Rudolf see in this gluttonous beast?
>>540012670AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540012670shut up seatard and stop posting this ai slop garbage>its not ai reeeethe frame interpolation sure is, and not very good at that
>>540012605makes sense
>>540012023She's small.
>>540012596she really is
>>540012670Oguri is A FUCKING HERO and the GOAT.
Cygenerous status?
>>540012785Cyskinflint
>>540012785we're still 1500 carats behind
>>540012594Her father is a wrestler and he gave her a mask when she was younger. And she has worn it since. That mask helped her with her insecurities and in general gave her confidence to work towards being the best and the strongest. She works really really hard to point of self injury and when you become her trainer her performance drastically improves because you exist to tell her "no don't do that" and practice moderation. Because everything she does constantly needs to be over 100%.
>>540012785Still missing gibs.
>>540012670was this uma rape
>>540012770>>540012596
>>540012763Now it makes sense
>>540012228I want to give Gold Ship's cute butt a smack
wasnt there a maintenance planned for today
>>540012905I love her so much...
I'm gonna do it guys! I'm finally getting promoted!
>jp meta so autistic that you need 100 runs per day to compete
>>540012347TP should have an overflow or an option to use 3x at once for better odds at sparks.
WTF LET ME INNNN AAAAAAAAAAA
What changed?
I'm fucking tired of this bullshit. This is my 23rd run and still haven't gotten any mile sparks with at least 2* pow/stam. I wasted 4 days worth of borrows that could've been my ace grass run
IT'S OVER THE CYGENEROSITY AS BEGUN
>>540013132team trials locked
>>540013074false flag reddit or yt you faggot
>>540012981Nice! I'm demoting to Class 5 so will enjoy clubbing you to death!
>>540012857>>540012839Damn I was hoping to wake up to 35 daily carats and my account unbricked.
Elu
>>540012616she's the WEAKEST member of the golden generation because they couldn't use the REAL last member air jihad
>>540013151my wife WOULD behave like this
>>540013337
Where are the Jockeys?
>>540012883She did the universal Yuri Backwards Lean, she liked it
>>540013412She looks like a GRANNY
>>540012670>tail under skirtsliterally unplayable
>>540013412why would a horse need glasses
>>540013567good. lowers the odds of her being a fucking psychopath.
would you watch Uma Musume S0?
>>540013567She will be after I give birth to Teio for her, and Teio gets knocked up by McQueen.
>>540013673Hell yeah.
>>540012670This is what caused the horse owners outrage?
>>540013460
>>540013460The jockeys are their clothes. All of the horses stick to a color scheme that their jockey wore.
>>540013705>after I(!) give birth to teiouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>>540013702>fake tail taped to tailweirdly cute
>>540013767Also King Kamehameha lusting after HishiAma.
>>540013673only if they include CHADsuragi Ace beating Fraudrolf and her being pissy about it right after
>>540013673wouldn't it just be Rudolf dominating the entire time?
>>540013961>artist makes a fuck ton of luna and teio art>its all great and fun
>>540013460>
Man, imagine naming your horse Air Jihad in a post-9/11 world. Probably impossible at this point.
>>540013901
>>540013824>>540013961>>540014009Splendid artist here. I've ordered all 3 of his doujins
reminder that el condor pasa is one of the least popular umas in the JP version of the game, often ranking as low as seeking the pearl and mejiro ryan in popularity polls
>>540013787>chill looking fucker>jockey of the rich and possessive one>>540014116>jap chad>jockey of the psychopath
>>540014009MARRY TEIO ALREADY
>>540014118Anybody who got upset over that would be a retard worth ignoring
>>540013979rudolf and cbt actually got almond eyed by ACE
What's wrong with Ryan besides her campaign writer only knowing one joke?
>>540014163based, if true.
>>540014223Is Japan having shit taste supposed to be news to us?
>>540014116
>>540014354Nothing. People are just stupid.
>>540013979Mr CBT and Rudolf won their triple crowns back to back in consecutive years, and then they both proceeded to job against Ace in the Japan Cup. Rudolf just has a couple more G1s than CB. Overall it's still a closer call than RTTT, where Opera should've gigamogged everyone but ended up being a side character.
>>540014118You don't see Japanese people getting pissed at "Ms. Atomic Bomb"Frankly I think horse names are being used to insult people. I forgot the exact name but there is a horse that is named to be a child predator because its parents were an awkward naming combination.
>>540014116i wonder how he feels about it
>>540014354her hair, that's it
>tfw Air Groove gives groundwork
>>540014471Do they get a say in the story/personality development?
I want it Maruzensky's way
>enter race>triangle
>>540014408anyone have that lemaire umamusume ad?
how do I become like Mambo's Trainer
>>540014539
>>540014538>air groove
>>540014539Wasn't there a tl'd version?
>>540014440Kidslookintouchable
>>540012502cute Aibo
>>540014354honestly she reminds me more of donkey than a horse
>>540014440There's a mare that races in the track next to me called Zendaya, truly as ugly as the real thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiv_kGTTN5o
>>540013767this and too little race focus
Why is Dober so MOGGED by her little sisters?
>>540014806but enough about rice VILLAIN
>>540014729>look at this busted future card brook?
>>540014729and how long until we get that?
>>540014934I don't get it. Why did El suddenly appear?
>missed one lb of the free Spe cardHow do I unbrick myself? I was ne wback then and didn't do the main story
>>540011668To be fair, one of S. Maru's biggest appeal (front runner with a gold recovery skill) is kinda moot in mile, so I can see how her new year's version is better there since that one is just a full speed focused kit
>>540014917her sisters are all dead while she continues being the queen mother of mejiro farm
>>540014729>litterally all of the good skillsis this the power of.... powercreep
>>540015071Dura got too nervous so she pulled out from the race and El took the spot
>>540014408>really cool design>is actually a big baby that just wants praise from her trainerI love her.
tag yourself
hang yourself
anyone saved the "you will never be japanese" screenshot?
neck yourself
>>540015331
Any open league bros? How do we minmax in this skill stacked CM3?
>>540015303Grass Wonder transcends your pathetic attempts to deny her birthright as the ideal embodiment of the Yamato Nadeshiko
>double sleep deprived to night owl true comboRice is fucking owning me bros...
>>540009682They hated it because they were concerned the game was going to start focusing on non-race related content.
>>540015408
>>540014670cute!>>540014735maybe, no clue. if I have it, I can't find it.>>540015156MY BRO!
>>540015661
>>540014729>25% training effectivenessHOLY FUCKING KINOOOO, I LOVE WANDERING CAR—>5% per training levelwtf, this isn't a wandering card
>>539971254Get ready
>>540015734
good morning dacchis
>3DPigDisgusting
i kinda want to save 1 million carats
>>540015626
I'm very certain this deck can get something like 1200/600/900/300/800. It just needs some pretty lucky highrolls. It could go higher if I had my own MLB Kitasan/Creek/FM
>>540015848Yep this artist is a woman
>>540015734Sniiiiiiiiif
I still haven't started building my CM3 umasI haven't been using my 3 daily borrows since CM2 endedFuck you danchou
>>540015778Honestly I struggle with that more than carats
how long would it take me to save 6 million carats if it takes me on average 30-60 minutes per carat and lets say I have 12 accounts each doing the same thing?
>>540015950bro you cant be doing thisdanchou will put you on a pip
>>540016015about tree fiddy
>>5400150365 minutes
>>540015950This is a perro, not an uma.
>>540015235>XLR8 not faster than Golshi with Anchors Aweigh AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>17 y/o
>>540015778I am expecting a tiny adjustment to carats, but monies and support points are welcome as I'd like to level up my cards and potential levels.
>>540015843
It's time.
Is she any good?
>>540015935and thats a good thing
IT'S UPCYGENEROUS IS NOT BACK
maint status?
today's just not it
>>540016304the brat's ssr card is good but not really that much better than her sr version
Does Super Creek still need pot5 for swinging maestro, or is her ult enough for recover?
>still behind on gibs
>>540015626>>540016204Look at this LOSER who can't beat Orfevre in a single race!
>>540016296
>>540016341It's still one hour away. 3pm UTC.
>>540016490Depends what you are running her in, but most of the races she has aptitude for naturally she really wants that pot5.
I've noticed an uptick of heliosposting over the past couple days. What's up with that?
>>540016509
Maint doko?
>>540016670>people run her power card>people realize she is really cuteThat's probably it
>>540016670All me.
>>540016670The sillypilled umas are the best onesAlso she's probably got more attention from people using her Power card for CM3 grinding
>you're mile S run bwoat least i did not get groundwork if not i would be so fucking mad
>>540016589She still needs that even after 3*? I guess you can't have enough gold recover against 3400m
I need a wit card on my deck...MLB Daiwa, MMB Tachyon, or 2LB Sunday?
>>540016691>>540016670you can unironically blame me for a bunch of it. that guy that posted a bunch of random reaction images last night? literally all me.the plan worked out as well, seeing that people are posting her more since.
>>540015469you don't. The bare minimum for frontrunners tanks your stats way too much to be worth it. So I guess Pace might unironically be good? Not 100% sure. I'm still doing some comfy parent/sash farming. I'll probably just run whatever sounds the most fun to me a couple days before CM and that's it. So far it's 2 gamblers and the least generic pace chaser I can think of, perhaps a front stamina eater deboofer (no groundwork).
My luck has been shit and I haven't gotten a single new trainee. When does Cygames reset their seed?
>>540014729This card basically powercreeps summer maru
>>540005574Teio!
>tallyingBRICKED
>>540016912>>540016696god i wish that was me
Imagine>be some regular guy >in Japan>you and your high school sweetheart, a really short uma, have an oopsie and she gets pregnant>you marry right out of high school and you start working to support your new family>luckily you don't have to do that for long since as soon as she gave birth your wife participates in some high roller underground races (you don't know how she got into those)>a few months later and with a few second places under her belt, you're living as a stay at home dad with enough money in your bank account to never have to work again as long as you're content on living humbly>then you two have another oopsie and she gets pregnant again>and this repeats a few times over the years and by some miracle all your children are umas>things are going good, your wife can be sometimes standoffish and a weirdo but you love her and she loves you (you think), and you do your best raising your daughters with love>then one day she just gets up, leaves the house and after a few hours calls you to tell you she bought a motorcycle and is off to see the world since she couldn't do that when she was with you>confused you beg her to come back, that you can take a vacation as a family or work something else out, but as usual she doesn't listen to you and follows her whims>and over the next two decades you basically live the life of a single dad, trying your best to raise your daughters alone while trying to regularly call your wife but she often blows you off saying she's busy or that she's driving and can't talk>slowly your daughters grow up and move out either as adults or as students, all wanting their own life but ironically all also racing just like their mother>but there's something off with almost all of them and you don't know where you went wrong, was it your fault not giving them enough love or perhaps was it something genetic from their mother(1/3)
who are the most astroturfed umas in this general
>build a perfect statistically impossible 9* gw Seiun parent >got no fronts to use it on
>>540017201Love!
With just less than an hour until the promised item reward adjustment, is anyone else getting increasingly worried? This is going to be the make or break for majority of the f2p anons so one wrong move from Cygames and it's over.
>>540016670Someone post the helios ruby webm
>>540017319post it coward
>>540015934>2 wit cardsumamusume really is a gaslighting game
>>540017376I'd be surprised if it's anything other than making the dailies the same as jp
>>540017303>your oldest and shortest even got physically violent with you a few times before moving out, and she even kicked the door off the hinges on her way out, you had to order new ones>you try to attend their races and call them regularly to stay in contact but after one of them told you you'd embarrass them in front of their fans you stopped attending them>at least one of them visits you regularly and calls you back, the one that turned out to be alright and even works in the police (she races in her off time) >then one day, when you stare at the empty table during breakfast, something finally snaps>you deserve to be happy, it's still not too late for you to find someone that will love you >heck, your neighbor, ironically another uma and a single mother, recently complained to you that she's lonely now that her daughter moved out to study at the academy>you two always got along and she seemed interested in you but you were a loyal man >but it's time to change that>you pick up your phone and call your wife, and before she can blow you off again you scream at her that you're sick of being neglected and want a divorce>the situation flips as after a few seconds of silence she starts stammering and asking you to calm down and not do anything rash and that you can talk it out, but you hang up on her and ignore her calls for a few days>it's probably petty but it feels really good>surprisingly within the week you hear knocking on your door, turns out it's your "wife"(2/3)
Do NOT fall for the "late/end only needs 550 stam" meme like that stupid gaslight infographic saysthat shit is a lie, my vodka dies on the track 90% of the time and has never once won a room out of like 20 racesget the 600 stam
I just learned that Deep Impact owner (Kaneko) basically dislikes it when his horses appear in anywhere that is not on the racetrack, not just umamusume. How the early Uma dev team initially managed to get his permit for King Kamehameha and Deep Impact was quite an accomplishment actually
tfw no uma gyaru gf
This must be what heaven is like
>>540017376not worried in the slightest because im not a f2poorfag
>>54001737635 daily carat you rike?
>>540017376x44ygI don't expect anything so I can't be disappointed
Last chance to it.>We are so back!>It's fucking over!
>>540017479>she begs to be let it since she doesn't have the keys for these new doors and after a few minutes you give in>she quickly rushes inside and goes straight to the bathroom, and you can hear your shower being turned on>a few minutes later she jumps out of the bathroom wearing some cutesy costume not fitting a woman her age and wraps herself around your arm>she really trying to suck up to you, acting as if you two are still in highschool, rubbing her head against you and leading you to the bedroom>is she>is she trying to trap you with another baby?What do you do? (3/3)
>>540017376If anyone here is actually expecting an increase of carat then they're in for a rude awakening
Empire building.
>>540017594She sucks dicks with that mouth
>>540017481those charts don't account for your uma getting rushed and it becomes worse if they run debuffers, I wonder if some madman is going to try triple debuff team to kill the opponent since everyone seems to run close to the stamina limit
Ear wiggles are good for your soul.
>>540017649i can't say no to Stego!
>>540017303>>540017479>>540017649this is why using condoms with your trainee is important
What umas/decks are you using to farm event points? I tried doing Bakushin and borrowing the Seiun wit card. Hit 11.2k rating, though it didn't feel as mindless previous runs. I'd prefer a different uma that has better general legacy affinity and also one where I can pump stamina for a chance at a 3* stamina since I have none of those.
>>540017424I already posted ID a couple of days ago, it got full within a day so I assume most people from here already following it.
>>540017750Yeah, mine
>The not-uma porn game got purgedThe yakuza strike again.
>>540017725AHHHH THE DOXXING
>>540017481guts too low
>>540017910>have yet to get a single useful parent, all I got is 45 stam at most, 5x speed, and a SINGULAR 3* (speed) ever>then there is turbo faggots like this here
Are you having fun, anon?
>>540017967Where can I download it?
>>540017649why she's even asking? she would just rape you, have the baby and leave again
>>540017910Lol I think we might have the same guest whale parent.
>>540017910Just post it again just in case?
>>540018082egg games
>>540018052yee
>>540018052>2* ura finale>1* ground work>2* turf>2* unique>tons of race sparks>wet conditions 3*>1* stamno
>>540018052everyday
>>540018052Yes and I'll keep having fun
>>540017303>single human father raising 5 Uma daughtersyou would spend all your money in one month just on food
>>540017649That baby? Me.
long live the king
>>540017910it is your duty to start pruning inactive accounts on your friend list>>540018120iirc that was his own rudolf before he got the sei
>>540018052I'm having fun prepping for CM3 even if i'm not gonna win, rolling for Hishi Amazon and having my entire roster ascend to *3 helps
>>540018052I'm just doing my own thing in the game so it's not too bad outside of some awful runs that can be annoying to try and finish.
>She sees your ______
I actually skip the CMs now but I get plenty of fulfillment from just trying to breed a strong parent for breeding and a strong ace because it feels like my roster is incomplete without one of each girl.
>>540018592idgi
>>540018334No the bottom one the mech girl. I borrow one with almost the exact same stats from my nigga papa princess
>>540018618>wall of greentext about a madman who defied the odds
>>540016708Why did GranCheval and EishinFlash get boobs reduction surgery on their summer alt?
>>540018398
>>540018158420121195717There you go anon. It's full atm but I'll try to make some room in case someone still needs it. Also it's set to the Rudolph right now because some anons were using it before so I promised to switch it back before reset everyday for some time.
>>540018808Cheval looks cute as a boy too, Eishin no idea, personally they screwed up
>>540018967yoink
We're getting the borrow limit increases soon right?
>>540018967>it's set to the Rudolphto WHO!?
>>540015813Why are women like this?
>>540016509>>540016691>>540016848He's better known for his Rudolf stuff but his Gentildonna comics are also very good.Also I can't believe Gentildonna has destroyed the entire nation of Brazil
>>540018967muco grsio
>>540017928No don’t hide the tummy
>>540018967Thank you, get ready for shut load of friend point in the next 2 weeks
>>540016848newfriends...
The El costume looks so good in game.
>>540016848Oguri is A FAT FUCK even in the background
>>540018967I won't borrow someone else's Seiun out of principle thanks tho.
>>540018618Wife?Gunpla models?Pokemon fanfiction?Abominable rat-dog?Soul?Help me out here man I'm not a mind-reader.
>>540018618CM 3 team
This is the first banner I'm skipping :(
taishinbros how are we holding up?
I think Gyaru umas should be forced to marry their ojisan trainers
>>540019436bencheduseless boy
>>540019321trannyincel...
Bros I need Sprint and Dirt how the fuck do I get more
>>540019436I've rotated her out of my training schedule for the time being
>>540019682You can make Maru a Dirt quite easily.
>>540019682Sprint: Air Groove
>>540019682Maya and Maru can flex for either
waiting for the exact second the daily reset drops to fill all daily shoes request
15 minutes...
Maint for what? Shouldn't that have happened when the event came?
wtf is Groundwork
>>540020074Faster.
>>540020115
>hate relying on just air groove for hint>shove stam goldshi into parent runs just to increase odds a tiny bit, plus it has other good shit>love new goldshi simply because it's a spd instead of stamshrimple as
>>540018052not feeling it right now
>>540020115a skill not as essential for cm3 as straightaway spurt for cm2
>>540020131
>>540020153i kek'd
>>540019436winner of cm2 future winner of cm3 if grass doesn't proc
>>540019682move maru to dirt, use air groove for sprint, use someone else for mile or move brian... you have more than enough umas.
>>540019957>Cygenerous caves and gives reasonable compensation for accelerated schedule>entitled players remain unsatisfied and demand moreor>Cygenerous remains stingy and tries to pass off JP parity as compensation>witmaxed players have a melty about stinginess and deception
Cygames did a good job of hiding Pasa's tatas
>>540020237I know, Natie.
>>540019945holy FUCK she is flat
>>540020291How good is her nose?
>>540020291Have a look at this
>>540020161Does target in sight activate if my uma is the favorite?
>>540020291I want to fuck a dog in the ass
Slick Surge is pretty cool too guys
>>540020471Gonna start naming my horses after Pokémon moves
Too much vegetables
>>540020291How do you know it's a woman you bigot, maybe I'm gay
>>540018052I pulled Fantasy El, Wedding Groove, and Brian in 20 pulls. The game has secured my attention for a long time.
>>540020640it does.
>>540020740women and men smell different
>>540020427dog tier nose
UMI DA
i love grinding event points
ayo this lil nigga is pulling on the event banner hahahahahahaha
>>540020337
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540020952Why do Filipinos talk like this?
>>540020952ma'am do not redeem the cardI won't get the support ma'amDO NOT REDEEM
>>540017479I think the neighbor would be fair game at that point.
FCUK MY LEGEND RACES I FORGOT THEM
holy I almost won Arima with Vodka wtf
This is the best I could give her....B+. McQueen is really fucking hard to raise if you don't have a Power SSR card or a MLB Roy.
IT'S A NEW DAYSeethe incoming in 3... 2... 1...
soon
YOOOOOO
wheres the r18 horse sex game?
CYGENEROUS CYGENEROUS CYGENEROUS CYGENEROUS CYGENEROUS CYGENEROUS
It's a new day
RISE AND SHINE
CYGENEROUS ALL IS FORGIVEN
WE ARE SO BACK
>>540020427>>540020740>>540020291my cute doggo would never...
>>540021301WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
FAKE AND GAY
LOL what apology
CYGENEROUS
>>540021291for what?
>>540021291FUCKING APOLOGIZE
>>540020694too many*
>>540021291CYGENEROUS
gibsgibsgibsWhat's the apology for tho
Wait, what happened? WHY did we get apologems?!
>up from 30 daily to 75>login bonus got buffed too>extra 1500 as means of apologyDamn Cygenerous aren't fucking around huh
>>540021297It's not generous at all. What the fuck am I supposed to do now that all the horses I wanted have passed?
Time to apologize /uma/tards as the game will skyrocket to "we're back" status
ANOTHER 1500?? ALL IS FORGIVEN (what are they apologizing for?)
CYGENEROUS!
Wtf the gibs are real? I will now go back to slurping cygenerous semen
>>540021206yeah, with me
what are they apologizing for
Apology, they need to reset and demote everyone class in trial
Did we get more carats or notI have no clue
>>540021301What were the numbers last time?
>>540021301CALLED IT LMAOOOOOOOOOLMAOOOO CYJEWS GAIJINSCUM ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>540021291FREE?
Are any of the new support cards or umas worth rolling for or can I just save for the horse I want?
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO TEAM TRIALS
>>540021409the all uma banner? You HAVE been saving up for it and not done normal banners, have you?
>more gibsis the game dying???
>>540021231Holy FUCKING SPA—>Standard Distance
>>540021291Are we on schedule with the gibs now?
>Can't get my TT retention caratsNEGAWATT
>>540021507Why would I save for a shitty all uma banner instead of specifically targetting the uma I want?
They are being too generous the game must be dying and they are desperate to keep us playing.
>1500 apolocaratsi'll take it
i take back everything i said. i genuinely kneel to cygenerous
>>540021506They're working on it nowhttps://umamusume.com/news/100033/
>>540021554yeah first time I retained in tier 6 and nothing...grrr
>>54002146830 in total
>>540021291Can someone confirm that this is actually extra? Not following JP's gibs?
>>540021291>Token of apologyEOS???
>>540021273hagsex
>>540021431>>540021446Team Trials is still down, unforgivable. Another 1500 will make me feel alil bit better
>>540021301From >Career playthrough: 10 carats -> 30 = 20 carat increase>Complete daily mission: 20 carats -> 50 = 30 carat increaseThis is actually so big wtf?
they are apologizing for team trials being down
Single pull came home. I don't even know if this is a good card
SAVE THE UMAMUSUME SOCIETY, CYGENEROUS
>>540021291"We're sorry that you played our game."Learning from AAA Western devs I see.
What are they apologizing for? What happened?
Now up them borrows little homies
It's a new day des!!
Everyone and their mother is going to have Summer Maruzensky at this rate
Holy retention gibs buff. Thank you Cygenerous
>>540021719Team trials is disabled
>they accidentally reset everyone to class 1>its gonna take 5 weeks to get back to class 6that's what the apolocarats are for
>>540021565because you don't waste rolls by not sparking. The clover currency is absolute ass. There is a reason why that banner was NEVER repeated again
MOOOO
>>540021686Oops my bad. That's 20 + 25 = 45 carat increase
>75 carats from dailiesHow much was it again
>A token of apology from the development teamCYGENEROUS
The monthly carat pack should get a boost too honestly? But that would they have to restructure the whole carat shop so eh
I have nothing to roll for until Manhattan Cafe, which is in like January.
I'm sorry
we are so back
Are dailies same as jp now?
>>540021786>1st time promotion also gets resetI won't be mad that's for sure
>1500 caratsWE'RE SO BACK on gibs schedule
BELIEVERS WE WON
APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES NOW
>>54002187250 for half anni change so 25 more
oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????
>>540021784works on my machine
>>540021872We get 30 in total before >>540021686More than doubled the daily rewards
>>540021780>>540021901KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WHO DOWNGRADED TO 5 AND MISSED THE CARRAT BUFF
>>540021565because if you get the uma you want at 150 pulls then you can keep going to 200 and spark any other uma you want.
>>540021958Wait, it's more than jp?
A toast to Cygenerous.
holy FUCK Team Trial new gibs are amazing
did retention also got buffed?
>>540021803>>540022027Yea, but then I don't get the uma I want on the pulls. So I don't think I will waste my Karats on this banner.
Finally omg
>>540021765get the fuck out faggot frog
>>540021592oh goodythanks
>Log in>3k+ free carats>1.5k "Apology" caratsWhy are they apologizing bwos?
>>540008623I for one welcome this retcon. Turned her into an actual brownie instead of a pale-skinned poser.
>>540022108yeah
Team Trials Class 6 Retention: 250 Carats -> 375 Carats
>>540022075yeap JP daily is 50 carats, we get 75 nowseems everything is +50%
>>540022075More than JP at that point in their version, not present
things are looking good. I just bought a large carat pack in appreciation
uhhh what are they apologizing for
I love post-reset TT rush, always manage to hit at least one witmaxxer and be set for the week
wtf buffed rewards
>more f2p luckshitters will now get both Summer Maru and Xmas Oguri
>>540021565because you want a bunch of themif you just want 1 yeah you should just pull on its own banner
>4 daily pulls>two 1* characters>one capped R support>one NEW(!) R supportLucky!!!
>>540022195maybe this? >>540021918
Sorry bros I won
>>540022142For not using their brain that accelerated schedule means accelerated resources
>>540022195I heard that the daily shop is fucked up right now
AYO I JUST GOT MY RETENTION CARATS AND IM ALREADY SET FOR NEXT WEEK
>>540022195For being based
Never thoguht Cyjuice would actually deliver. I kneel.
Roflmao
>>540022209EXPLODE
>45 carats increase for daily missions>125 carats increase for class 6 retentionAPOLOGIZE
>>540022108>>540021686>>540021387>>540021404>the game is now playableBASED
I TIHNK YOU SHUODL APOGOLIZE
>>540022112the way I see it is if I am interested in a couple umas, being generally f2p I wont be able to afford more than 2 sparks, so I'd rather go all in with 2 sparks worth of carats there, claim them both in the same banner and grab whoever else drops rather than risking getting them early in their own banner but before spark.So itsj ust a min max strategy for poorfags like myself
All MLB air shakur owners got 500 carats in the mail
>team trial carat reward still sameI DEMAND MORE COMPENSATION
>club gibs will also be increasedGomen danchou, I'm done with your shitty B+ rank club.
ALIVE GAMEI don't ever want to see a single doompost past this point again
>>540011687whats so bad about it? no special priority?
>>540022282based retentionbro we're so back
>>540022212I'm spending that shit on Doto idgaf about no hag.
I will never call Cygames jewish again
I'M GOING TO VOMIT (AFFECTIONATE)This was also the first time I've seen the director
Erm...
club carats rewards are unchanged.... another L for danchuds
last thread image is le gay team trials meme
we have never been this back before
>all those quitters will return for CM3ROLL IT ALL BACK
>the gap between class5KEKs and Class6CHADs is getting wider
>>540022443la creatura...
>something good actually happenedDid I swap timelines again this isn't suppose to happen
>>540022212Good so more sweatlords can get fucked by RNG.
>there are sub 500k shitters in this thread right now
BREADFAGGOT WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>540022523Just means more fodder to feed upon
>>540022212skipping
>>540022474it literally says that they will be adjusted on oct 1
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I HAVE NEVER DOUBTED YOU CYGAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540022419NICE!
I can't believe doomposting actually works
I'm actually shocked they did adjust it for the accelerated schedule and not just slapped the JP change ahead of time. I kneel and I gomen
>>540021693it's my best power card, which tells you how shit my deck is. But it also SUCKS, because Halo is my best speed card (3lb).
>image limitAIEEEEEEE
The tree of global servers must be washed by the tears of JP piggies.
no seriously what are they apologizing for
BAKE BAKE BAKE
at least now you bitches can stop crying about the accelerated schedule.
>493kMeh. Good enough.
>>540022872
TEIO RAPETEIO COFFEETEIO BULLY
I sent a few support tickets saying I couldnp't breathe because of the schedule, first time I see this shit working in a game
>>540022850End of Service next month
Now give me the 5+ daily borrows
>>540021693It's actually really good but her speed version is more useful because speed.
overall we get 515 extra carats per week
Am I supposed to buy every clock in the scam shop? They're really important in later scenarios, right?I'm at 213
>>540022027you have ~12% chance to pull the uma you want over 200 tries in the mass banner, that's less than the chance you pull a rate up in 20 scouts
>apology from the dev teamGlad they're finally addressing the Satono files.
>>540023075I always buy clocks in the daily shop no matter what since one of the game mechanics is forcing you to use clocks as you get 18th because your horse didn't feel like it
>>540022850probably the fact they didn't adjust sooner for the accelerated schedule
>>540023094anyone that's saving that long is going to want like 6 different umas from the banner. sparks only get used for the oshis that didn't appear./ not the one that showed up at 130 and wasted a spark
>>540021507when's the all uma banner?
>>540021786You say that like it's a bad thing.People who were in class 6 will take back the holy land.
>>540022212I'm rolling for Agnes Digital
I feel so validated in wasting all my carrots so far since cygenerous gave me so much unexpected ones