Previous: >>540101284>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>540124385Next scenario, trust the plan.
Have sex
>went on dates with TWO ningen womencuckqueen...
8 days until Fuji Kiseki!
When is the next Pakalive? I need new CinGray PV with the opening theme.
Does she make metakeks seethe because their YouTube and discord informants didn't tell them she'd be meta in cm3?
>>540124606I think the 28th.
i think teio SUCKS
only thing she's good at
>>540124634She's the first 'skippable banner' character that's at the top of the meta for a CM. I for one welcome our new dirt overlord, at least it's not G*ldshit.
>>540124707Sucks what?!
What the...
PERMANENT LEGENDS RACE WHEN
>>540124634anyone using Falcon has no right to call anybody else a "metakek"
>>540124823My torena cock
>>540124851don't do it, you only unlock the 2* version when you unlock a character that way
same
>>540124794If Falco users could just get a fraction of the golshi cm1 hate that's be really nice, that was fun.
>>540124839HUUUUUHHHHHH??
>>540124851i legit forgot i got a random teio on start, she's that useless before the buffs
>>540124929is this gaslighting
>>540124929Are you fr? On god?
I'm disappointed some people needed to see Pasa in this event to like her. She's always been sexo.
TOREINA!!!THE MEJIRO BLOODLINE!!!YOU HAVE TO.YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW!!!
>>540125279I don't even have her 2*...
This is the last Pasa alt....only her card remains (that will powercreep kitasan)
is the uma quest golshi support any good, or too long specific?>>540125279I call her El Condor Passer because she always fucking passes me at the finish line
>>540124823uhm thats gross
>>540124839...hell
>>540125614Nothing wrong with Teio
>>540125521It’s bad. If you have any other option for any specific need use that other option. The skills are too numerous. There is no specialty priority. There is an event that drains 15 energy. It is only useful for farming event points.
>>540125327Get earthquake'd fag
>>540125784Calm down Grass...
Mare game?Mare game.
>After 53 sped runs the best I have gotten is a 2* stam 3* URA>Not even a single 3* anythingI wanna mcfucking neck myself. Was it 1k or 1.2k to shoot for for the 10% chance at a 3*? I might start stam maxxing.
>>540125784
>>5401259791k (unless I've been gaslit)
>>540125979>>540126027Isn’t it 1100?
Cap...
>>540125920If this is a mare game, where are the sexy mares
>>5401259791.1
>>540125920Curren wife!
How do we stop female wenches from seducing our trainers?
Digitan LOVE
I will NOT fall for the friend card propaganda they are LITTERALLY powercrept with each new career mode and serve ZERO purpose after
Grass...here I come...
ASS Wonder
>>540126121SHE'S FAT
>>540126250You WILL NOT borrow fotm cards you WILL pull 1200 times for MLB seasonal cards
>>540124794mile S Gold Ship would like a word with you, toreina
>>540126250But you can't borrow any other cards you need then
>>540126337
>>540126542Rice-fed American meat
>>540126226Constant pro-uma propaganda, obviously.
Randomly threw 100 rolls. Is this good?
>>540126121Caps as in peaks...
I don't like Grass Wonder.
>>540126663Interesting article...I should read it a bit more carefully
>>540124601Are you the same fujibro that will quit after Fuji release?
>>540126747>GrooveTo the trash it goes...
>>540125162My wife is so cute
>>540126747It's only good if you like them
>>540126876she looks like she's about to get fucked by a fat old man
I'm glad we all agree that Tamamo looks better dressed like a slut
>Riko skippers when they need to borrow a different card
gawwwwd i hate fronts literal statlets can win with front
>>540125920>>540126182Imagine the smell
>>540127086your blocker bwo?
>>540127060That slut outfit of shimakaze never gets old
>>540127086The salt from whales being beaten by statlet f2p fronts will be glorious. They have all the advantages so it’s on them if they didn’t build better fronts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G85wBZ63HPEWhat the fuck is wrong with these kids?
>>540127084anyone who doesn’t have mlb kitasan now and also skips riko is genuinely screwed
>>540126976
>>540127060She's a pure slut
>>540127368Would a 0lb Riko be sufficient to avoid 4 months of pain?
>grass weeb>wife
Grass Wonder is boring and unlikeable
grass is the anal uma
>>540127537A good trainer would wipe her sweat
>>540127639She missed on purpose
>>5401275160LB is okay, but she gets 5 training effectiveness for 1LB and another 5 for 2LB so in the most ideal situation you’d get 2LB. Anything past that is overkill though.
>>540127670All the flatties were made for anal
>>540127060>>540127329>>540127514Tamamo is a pure girl!
>>540127583Raisu would say this
What's the next important card banner after Riko/Rice? I already have kitasan
i actually genuinely feel immoral fapping to dream journey
>>540127891Fuku speed SSR or NTR speed SSR, take your pick but you want one of them MLB for the scenario after aoharu
I really, really wish we had sound herehttps://files.catbox.moe/dk4zj0.mp4
>>540127583Rice wouldn't say this
>>540127928Why?
>>540127670True
I love Grass-chan
>>540127891we will have a period where both nice nature and riko banner will be active. you roll on riko banner to get at least 1-2lb and dump the rest into nattie
>>540128190Spe would never say this
>>540126853Yeah, although after the increased carat rewards they implemented the other day I think now I'll continue to do dailies. I think that the core career gameplay is fun and I really like the Umamusume IP, but it takes too much time to compete in the CMs and there aren't any umas or banners in the near future that I'd want to pull on, so after Fuji I don't think I'll continue playing as much as I currently do.
>>540128190Shut up cuck
Do we get free rolls for Riko?
does shooting for victory work for cm3?
>>540127368The kita rerun is 1 month away from riko. They can just afk for that month then borrow the human woman after mlbing kita
>>540128343Cute
>>540127686With their tongue yeah
>>540128289Like 10 total
Maskless El Pasa > Masked El Pasa
>>540128312No and yes.No in the sense at most times it will activate too early and be useless.Yes in the sense that if you're using a Pace/Late/End who happens to get in 5th place pass the activation start and a bit before the Front uses their skills, you can accelerate and maybe win.I wouldn't use it.
What does she mean by this?
If I don't get this by next year I'm killing myselfGood morning /uma/
Happy Teio Tuesday torena tomodachi
This is a boy
>Taiki is literally THE mile horse>is completely useless in mile CMsthis game sucks so fucking bad it's unreal
>>540128603practicing for pregnancy
>>540127841Tama's new racing outfit is outrageously slutty
i've decided i like end closershow do i go about obtaining end closers
>>540128534why not both.
>>540128763Actually she's one of the launch uma who is still decently good for mile CM in JP.
>>540128735another boy to feminize
>>540128679fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio fuck teio
>>540128735i belieb
>>540128763I just assume people are too poor to potential 5 her
>>540128606Just use money faggot. If you loved her you would get a part-time job for her.
>>540128735Who is this
>>540128059>reddityrone poster>doesn't know about soundpostsYeah that fits
>>540129025But the game will EoS, why waste money
>draw a male>slap huge boobs on itWhy is this allowed?
>>540129025I mean in real life
>>540129105cause they are on demand
>>540128315Yeah surely they’ll still be playing the game after 1.5 months of being unable to make any good umas in aoharu. Sounds like really fun gameplay.
>>540128735>mareproofs?
>>540129105Someone has to like boys, Ryan can't be a one off
>>540128735This boy has given me a daughter.
Grass sex
Is this general ever not hornyWhy don't we talk about the anime or the movies here
>>540129105uma musume is an ikemen game
>>540129321Grass is a bit of a slut
>>540129334
Am I gay if my most fapped umas are fuji, mejiro ryan, and tm opera o?
>>540129321Grass would let me do this
You are only allowed to fuck ningens.
>American horse>is a slutPost examples
>>540129427>OperaNot really
>>540128869There is literally no way for you to get an end closer right now anon….no way whatsoever
>>540129427>Fuji and OperaNo>RyanYes and mentally ill
>>540129427no? they are still girls and have a pussy
>>540129556>Post examplesGrass Wonder is the only one, neither El Condor Pasa nor Taiki Shuttle are sluts
Am I gay if I married King Halo, Mejiro Ardan, and Satono Crown?
>>540129675>Wanting to fuck pussy instead of assFaggot.
>>540129663I'm stupid, who is this
>>540129556wanting to mate with her trainer doesn't make her a slut
>>540129051Believe
I thought being gay was about liking men, not anime girls
>>540129693Yeah so post her being groped and enjoying it then
>>540129556
>>540128917Seems like the first mile CM where her unique is well-timed is Funabashi 1600m in 2027...
13 whites... and 1* blue.
I get pent up like a horse in these threads
>>540129801Hishiama i think
>>540129853Yeah, I'll believe any answer you provide, that's why I asked in the first place.
>>540129675Plank
>>540130064
Oguri Cap is the best in CM4, according to the koreans
>>540129793first the baby and then the pleasure
Do umas have their own 4chan where they talk about their trainers
>Consistently almost 0 stam friendshipsBros, stam is hard
Am I gay if I like women and umamusume and don’t feel attracted to men?
No more entering Toreina's room.No more carrying Toreinas on your back.No more holding hands.No more dates.No more goo goo babies.
>>540130228Yes
>>540130203they have their own secret discord where they share the best places to rape their trainers without consequences
>>540129867>>540129830American...
>first turnOh yeah, I'm thinking this is the run.
>>540130449>17 years old
I haven't read Scarlets story is this in character
Please... parent run so not too important but the optics...
>>540129334okanime hot take for youGold Ship's personality is a lot more interesting in the anime and I think they hollowed her out too much in the game for the sake of making her a better mascot character.
>>540130565I failed a 2% my last parent run. Good luck!
how do yall decide what blue sparks to bring when trying to make a 9 star? 9 star of the same stat is more preferable than a 6*/3* right?
>>540130284YOU OWE ME
>>540130624ty
>>540130164CM4 is a summer maru cup unfortunately>ultimate only requires being in top 3>only requires pot2 skill to trigger the ult's speed carry over into final leg
All the ace training I've done this past week has only taught me how much I love this little gremlin.
>>540130717I'll take a 6* with good whites over generic dime a dozen 9* blue any day of the week
>>540129334I just watched Umayon's both seasons, it's hilariously short
Would you still like your favorite Uma if she was black?
>>540130717a shitty 5* blue with high compatibility and a fuck ton of white sparks is more valuable than a 9* blue and 5 white sparks total.
>>540130925>reddit tachyon
How important is summer Maru compared to the riko/rice cards?I don't think I will have enough for 2 sparks
>>540130765why is summer maru good for cm4 if she has 0 skills for medium races?wouldnt a medium front just be better lol
>>540130834>>540130953yeah i'm mainly focusing on getting a 9 star for fukukitaru in prep for xmas oguri. just didnt know which 6 star legacy to put her with
>>540130164Gaslighting or true?
>>540131068Summer maru dominates for an entire year after her release (which is actually less time due to the accelerated schedule). When the Summer Maru Support card comes out, it takes over because that card is on other Umas is just better than summer maru herself.
>>540130887sex
>>540131075Her unique makes it so it's extremely easy for her to be in position for A&S, no medium skill can compete with 0.35 target speed for 5 whole seconds
>>540131090For general parents for any track mixed blues might be better
>>540131306>>540131273>>540131129tits too big
>>540131075her ultimate forces her to increase speed before the final leg starts, you can game it with 777m recovery to ensure she's activating it JUST before the final leg which basically acts as a guaranteed early acceleration. Add in angling and scheming and it's a guaranteed win if she's in 1st with 777m to go. Think of it as rolling up to a stop light in your own lane where everyone else ahead has already slowed or stopped but you're still near the speed limit - the light goes green just before you need to slow down which means everyone else around you has to spend time accelerating up to match your speed, all the while you've been travelling at the speed limit anyway
>>540131068if you don't have the cards to make the umas work, don't bother
GUESS THE SPARKS
I had sex with my Uma and regret it
>>540131371Literally who?
>>540131538
Stop posting fillies./uma/ is a MARE general.
Bestiality is disgusting. Men belong to human females.
>>540129215damn, I guess literally not a single person has picked out the game in the past 2 months because they don't have a kita mlb, I guess it's literally impossible to just chill for a month, you MUST consoom
>>540131649AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEETime to redo
>>540131692Real men take whatever they want.
so to make Suzuka work this CM I just need the usual frontrunner shit right?>angling>groundwork>3 greensis there anything else worth prioritizing?
>>540131738>>540131649Prophetic
>>540131738Kek everytime
>>540131812Wit wit wit wit wit wit please GO WITpower and speed doesn't matter because she will fall behind late race for no reason that is not stam or guts related
I had sex with Kiryuin and don't regret it.
>>540131812mid race skills like THH, PTO, corners and straights
>>540131812shes got quite the left-handed technique there
>>540131812Tail Held HighPlaytime's Over
Why is summer Maruzensky hard to build? Is that the case with all front runners?
>>540131869what card setup should I use? 3 speed, 2 wit, 1 power or something else?
>>540132014She's only as hard to build as any Front runner.
>>540131883you made Meek cry
>>540131812speed eater is good if your wit is high enough.
>>540132014She is notAs soon as you do your homework and have a Frontrunner setup she is just as simple to build as any other Front
>>540131449fag
how's the Aoi Kiryuin card if I don't have Tazuna? I have her on LB3
>>5401320641 wit is usually fine, if your speed cards are good enough then 3/2/1 should be fine
literally getting cancer from fukukitaru runs zz
>>540132232Aoi is goodlots of skill points from her date events
>>540131812Mid race skills, she does not want to get passed or give up lead going into late
I wish i had suzuka instead of RICE VILLAIN
>>540132161is she crying cause they didn't invite her?
Is Shooting for Victory any good as a Late Surger gambler skill? I have an 8 Power 4 Mile Taiki Shuttle I need to make use of
>>540131449never
is this the blockushin thing you guys talking about
>>540132560>eating instead of lifting
unprotected sex with Teio
>>540132220this image is just funny to me. so pouty.
>>540132232aoi is good but only do her first 3 date eventsthe last 2 are garbage
Forgot to run Juvenile FilliesIt's over.
>>540132437If you pass into 5th place at or close to the spurt, it's good, but that's even jankier than Ryan's which just requires you to be in 6th at the spurt.
protected sex with Nature
>>540132560too much speednot enough wit
>danchou had to spark He/She Amazon and he's angryI hope I won't get kicked...
>>540132220>>540132714>>540132526>>540132808Lose weight...please...
>>540132854
>>540130451>Mile S and spurt spark>Fast Learner>Best Foot Forward>Carrot burger at raffleWTF it actually was the run, if only I'd gotten some more relevant hints.
>have an amazing run>that run is now the standard and if I do not replicate that in the next one I rage quit
>>540132901nyo
>>540132854if it was really oshi he would be happy
>>540132960Master of Business Administration bro...
>last 25 runs>no groundwork. no mile S.
>>540132985Rude tits
>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd>2ndFUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>540133168>trying to make seiun sky work with a full power inherit but kept eating shit at tenno sho spring>swap out the borrowed parent to one with stamina>mile s and groundwork on the very first inspiration
>>540133030that's funny because I am a business ownerUma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>540133168What do your parent sparks look like?
>>540133215COW GAME
>>540129548After I'm done impregnating my umawives
>>540133474Tachyon got mogged so hard
>>540133305i have a "useable" sky, but the low 438 wit with savvy is just murder. 1200 spd and 1000 power with groundwork and she just jobs every room match im in.
Nice Creature.
Imagine waking up to this every morning
>>540132425I have both and they make me very happy
wow 95% winrate? i'm sure to win if I follow this guy's tips right?
>>540133663Slop nature
I wish I had Rice Shower instead of an ORANGE CUTTING BOARD
>>540133852she would do this
>>540133347Total 8* stam/ 6* power, 5*mile/3* turf, with total 7* groundwork, and packed to the gills with white sparks. there's a fuckup with a suzuka grandparent with 2*medium.
>>540133663Natie!>>540133943It's fine when it's silly creaturas like these ones
FAT
>>540131648lose constant
>>540134082>total 7* groundworkbro...
>>540133950dont complain about sexzuka
Gremlin Nature
This bra is the strongest thing in the universe
GUESS THE SPARKS PART 2
I feel like eating a hamburger steak
>>540134368well it's not hard to make your own
>Victoria Frontier is now a 95% winrate pvper
>>540134368I'll buy you 5 if you look like Spe
>>540134082>5* mileYeah... Does anyone have the table with the inspiration odds laid out by parent/grandparent stars? I think anon needs to see it.
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE STOP GRIEFING MY ROOMS
>>540134472What if they look like Oguri?
What to do with mares in heat?
>>540134306AIEEEEEEEEE
>>540134368much prefer meatloaf really.
>>540134524time to teach Oguri about her body
>>540124839
>>540134574
>install chinkbot>go to sleep>wake up>pic rellife is good
>>540134545Then I’ll buy them 50
>>540134545This isn't about her, I only want to spoil Spe
>>540134628WIT GUTS WIT GUTS
>>540134627have sex with Teio in front of them
>>540134574i can't stop imagining what they smell like after they race....
>>540134698Noice, friend ID so I can borrow?
>>540134129Slop is slop, dunno what to tell you
>>540134730You may not like it, but this is the optimal sleeping position
Kitasex Black
Can I just use my Taurus team for Leo
>>540134780
>>540134896Free country man.
>>540134896different track + introduction of seiun sky and summer maru, so probably not.
>bang your umasI'm literally spicaman, I am here to help and see them raceNot that
>>540134896no if you do this cygames deletes your account and then mustard gas will start coming out of vents somewhere on the earth
>>540134146Why is Daiwa so needy?
>>540134524What sort of panties does Oguri wear?
Almond Sex
Vodka only procs her ult once it's too late to have any hope of catching up...
>>540135016Where are the ketchup vents? They are giving away free hotdogs downtown because the bears destroyed Dallas.
Fucking your umas helps them race better btw
>>540134843
>>540135000imposterI'm the real spicaman and I banged Suzuka
>>540135131true
The mares are getting out of control!
>>540135089The kind with tears and stains
what are my chances at winning cm3
Despite being a bit of a whimp, the other two male torenas were gayer than spicaman
>>540133856you shouldn't fuck your trainee everyday, it will cause her fatigue
>>540135104i nooticed it too actually, her ult's always kinda late, my kusa wonder has better winrate despite being a 1000 rating lower
>>540135165
Thoughts?
>>54013523475%
>>540135037If you had a ten inch cock but lived in a world where all anyone talked or cared about was your standing vertical, you would feel desperate for validation too.
>>54013523433.33333%
>>540135089You tell me
>>540135253Sometimes we just cuddle through the night without sex
>>540135228SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>540135037lack of a male figure in her life
Server?
>>540135234you're making it to the finals, so 33.3%
>>540135000Explain yourself, spicaman
>>540135275She's measuring your heart rate and sperm production rate this very moment anon.
>>540135104Vodka ult is locked behind last 200m and you have to be 3rd or worse tooyou need 2+ competent runners in front of you to trigger it
>>540135445global?
>>540134574will she let me hug her right after race?
>>540135454>hairy legsgross
>the exact same rate down to a TLeft or right bros?
>>540135275She's cute
>>540135454>Kissing Amazon positionBased
>3 mile s procs and 1 medium s>no groundworkt-thanks
>>540135639right
>>540134843>asked her for a pic to remember her>she send thisKita...
>>540135589She’d be embarrassed
>>540135639Left
the rapes that hurt the most come from umas you thought would never do it
>>540135639Right is looking pretty, you should test them
>>540135454>they were so horny they didn't even wait to remove their topsTracen water is just different
>>540135486Both are excessively high and she's gotta do something about it...
test
>>540135359I bet her hair smells nice
this is incredibly gay
>>540135797Kitacuck...
AN UMA CANNOT RAPE YOU IF YOU DISABLE HER LEG
>>540135639right probably. Also I'd test 'em out cause I've had fronts with better stam/guts gas out before the finish line in lobbies
>>540135819Oh that one already test it few days ago. She lost uphill check more than often so it irks me a liitle bit. I wonder if more skills on the left will help to compensate losing uphill check.
1 star speed 1 star ura 1 star groundwork. lets goooooo.......
another bone fracture to tokai teio
>>540135797>giving each uma their own private adult trainerwhat was Tracen thinking? there is no way this could end with something else besides marriage
>>540135817It hurts when I think Golshi is going to rape me and she doesn’t
>>540136045That's a hand drill Sergeant.
i always forget that amazon is a mare
Hello, I am JP veteran and 90% win rate.Use Pace for CM3 it will get you victory.Thanks.
>>540136249show us your hands
>>540136104stop tempting me to roll for halloween rice I need to save
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
>>540134275Am I supposed to sniff it
>*click*the sound every trainer fear
>>540136068This is just glorified blocker so I don't really count on her to actually won, especially with her being *2. There's no way to test both simultaneously is the most annoying thing since every room will have different situation to compare both of them
>>540135454SpicamanSpicamanDoes whatever a trainer canCan he run from this scene?Maybe you should just ask McQueenLook out!Here cums the Spicaman!I need to go to bed.
>slow metabolism in junior yearSuzuka you fat hog how could you do this to me
>>540136136Gold Ship is suprisingly a non-rapist uma
If retards didn't try to troll the owner of Seiun Sky then we'd be swimming in Uma doujins, what a fucking shame
>chronogenesis finally lets me filter by grandparentskino
Having just hosted 8 public CM rooms, I've learned something important. And that is that I'm going to crash and burn for cancer (not a single win).
im fckedis this ok to finals?
>>540136303'Smart' Falcon
>>540136401She probably would be one of the more normal girlfriends
>>540136290Please roll for Rice
>>540136415If it wasn’t them, it would’ve happened with someone else anyway. On the bright side, at least there isn’t that much NTR fanart
Only the male horses are sexually aggressive, mares are not. So every mare uma wouldn't engage in that kind of behavior and it would be out of character.
>>540136489Are you expecting full debuffer teams?
>>540136489kitten what are those skill?
>>540135454teio got cucked by toreina....
Dumb Hawk
>>540136346The hell is she gonna do, sit on me? lol
>>540135817for example?
My horse keeps demanding this exercise
>>540136415>Fucking Shamethat's a good name for a race horse
>>540136618>>540136615i just selected random skills which looked cool
do I use stamina or power sparks for this CM
>>540135851Maybe it was winter?
why does king halo love jobbing at derby so much?she slam dunks satsuki and kikuka no problemshe just really loves to lose to seiun/week goddamnmasochist or something?
>>540136721
>>540136489You are competing against other front runners. The track is too short for debuffers to be useful.
>>540136721Meisho Doto doesn't seem the rapist type
>>540136401she stuffs you into a burlap sack right after you meet, but I think you're right. She's more of the type who gets you through Stockholm Syndrome. She subjects you to her nonsense until you can't live without the nonsense and you're completely attached to her.
>>540136708first step
>>540129105Because I want it.
AHH VODKA SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>540136658What's amazing about that image is you can imagine teio getting cucked by spicaman OR McQueen at the same time.
>>540136740you have two hands dumb toreina...
>S3>Duramente jobs to a mob Uma after talking massive shit in the interviewKek>Kitasan jobs to both Just turn her into glue already torena
>>540136401>>540136891Goldship wouldn't rape you. She would take you to the outlast trials and talk to you on a computer monitor in a really bad disguised SAW voice and the challenges you deal with is dumb bullshit a 9 year old would concoct.
>>540135454Why does it look like McQueen is the one who forced torena to have sex?
>>540136995Teio was never into Spicaman.
>>540136970urara doesn't even know what sex is
>>540136995spicaman "cares" for them
>>540135454That's spicaman getting raped by McQueen so it doesn't count.
>>540136480You'll get to finals anyway if you have semi competent builds that can at least beat shitters and then it doesn't matter since it's all RNG
why are cleats so fcking worthless
>>540137051everything involving Duramente is why S3 sucks.
>>540136889she's just passive agressive
>>540137215Doto would say this
>>540137102Who would be with that yee yee ass haircut
>>540136903She looks so fucking fragrant (stinky)
>>540137079Amazon position always looks like rape
>King Halo late start into rushed>Jobs>Have to watch her mom shit talk her as her own dreams crumbleI will turn her mother into glue
>>540137428Me on the left
>>540137428this is what happens when you touch your uma tail
>>540137339
>>540137428me in the middle
>>540137339Silence Suzuka rode the Spica train you dummy
Gentildonna’s definitely a rapist, right?
>>540137428what is he doing to her
>>540137339Clearly McQueen is if you look at that original image.
dober after marriage
>>540137596yes
I would like an uma trainee that wouldn't rape me please.
>>540137190I'm incompetent and a failure at everything I try to do.
>>540137660Didn’t think she could get any sexier
>>540137685That's self defense though
>all the botters are still alive>none of the chink farms were banned during the kita's banner>people are literally using cheat engine to speed up the game, the easiest shit to detect and still get away with itDo cygames just not care about global or is it the same on jp?
>>540137770Smart Falcon wouldn't
>>540137770you would need one that doesn't go into heat
>>540137770Don't exist, sorry.Best Tracen can do for you is to give you one that'll be somewhat gentle about it.
I wonder how prominent injecting is, as in people literally just insert a perfect uma with the stats and skills they need
>>540137867*gives you 30 more carats*Shaddap and swipe
>>540137428Sauce
Gold City is strange case. She won't rape you but will force you to molest her, and you better play your part well
>>540137770Air Shakur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQCtUbg1nQ
>>540137428She wouldn't look this undignified...
>trust me bro>surely cygames, CYGAMES OF ALL DEVS, will concede to the botters
>>540138040It's obvious sloppa anon.
>>540137867seiun sky member herewe also do it lol
>>540137867What kind of faggot makes multiple clubs filled with botters
Tawake!
>>540137770Just follow the guidelines and you'll be fine.
>>540137770Maya-chan
>>540136119That's the point, duh!
>>540137770
>>540137770bakushin is pretty much asexual
>slow metabolism>doesn't cure itself >doesn't cure after 4 infirmaries>end up with slow metabolism in summer>this happens on a borrow run wow so fucking funny!!! cool game!!
>>540138328>Anal 3 stars>Deepthroat 3 starsDamn she's perfect
>>540138106I wish someone would visit and nurse me to health when I got sick. I'm stuck in bed nauseated with a fever but have to go to work anyway. And now I've got a new cough acting up. I hate my life. I wish I was an uma musume.
>>540138381Hey, I'm laughing.
tanuki rudolf is so cute...
>>540138350unironically, canoniocally 0 thoughts inside the head of this childwhat the fuck was cygames thinking?
>>540138381Why are you blaming the game because of your FATASS trainee
>>540138445
>>540138378Bakushin pleasures herself in the shower like a good girl
>>540138381I'd just lose a race and move on
>>540138428Next CM is pit sex, she's useless I'm afraid.
>>540138381>borrow runBwo it's almost reset? What were you doing all day???
>>540137867They likely buy shitton of carats.
Remember: EVERY uma is a rapist until proven otherwise.
Might fuck around and run the Haru Urara SSR on my Late Surger build
>>540137770It's not possible
>>540138381are you not laughing
Horse breeding
Vodka dies if she thinks about sexShe is pretty safe
Not with Mcqueen
>>540138328child
>trying to make an Ace nattie for TT>she fails a 7%, gets 'dont over do it' event, try to gamble for no effect, get the -3mood>recover back to great with a claw machine event>remove practice poor with infirmary>fails the next 2% trainingfucking hell
Break my heart, when's twin Turbo hitting JP?
>>540138658>being raped by crippled Uma who is wheelchair boundTrainers are pathetic.
fillies...
>>540138901tits too big
Mind or matter?
>>540139002Waow, this Uma bussin like cray cray, frfr.
>>540138803?????
>>540139002Juvenile or no?
>>540139161>Didn't talk to each other after episode 7
>>540138803What...
>>540138973soontm
>>540139225Nature-sensei had nothing else to teach her
stinky horses
>>540139350PREGNANT HORSES
If I recall correctly, you could get a 1LB SSR up to MLB with the half anni free gibs and paid selector right? Really need to finish my Kitasan
SNIIIIIIIIIFahh...mare..pussy...
>>540138962Is this Cinderella Gray?Spica trainer is in?
>>540137803maybe the first time but after that she's just abusing her power...
>>540139437URARA IS A VIRGIN
>>540138973Like three years ago.
>Matsuda also responded to Katsutoshi Takai's question, "If Nishino Flower were a person, what kind of woman would she be?" as follows.>She has a nice figure, but she's not beautiful. However, she has guts, and although she's usually quiet, she can be scary when she gets angry. I think she'd be better suited to being a career woman than a wife.
>Replies 543 Images 233Slow down there /uma/
>>540139623>posts with image
>>540138061>Air Shakur
>>540139593Thats just Grass Wonder...
>>540138962It is weird seeing Kiryu-san with a shirt
>>540139487it's not cinderella gray but spicaman and bayonetta did appear in it as new trainer applicants
>>540139623Manhattan and Rice are my wives
>Just checked the genshin generalWhat the fuck is wrong with people
>>540139565So it's like one year out for us?
>>540139623no
>>540139705But Grass is a beautiful wife who gets fat after her first pregnancy.
>>540138249>constantly attaches to her trainer everytime his gf is around>acts surprised when she broke up with himsome of these girls are diabolical
>>540138901Kita love and marriage!
>>540139730Genshin Impact people are war criminals.
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>540139735Sometime Q4 next year, yeah.
>>540139730Why'd you go and do a fool thing like that?
WAKE YOURSELF UP IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY
>>540139870that's just normal woman behavior
RISE AND SHINE
>>540138458shouldn't she remove her ear protection before entering the sea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPeSF2G-OgU>taiki>maru (must take)holy gaslight
>>540139905Umamusume is a new day game.
THE BOOSTED CARATS ARE STILL HERECYGENEROUS
>>540139905>2 minutes lateNOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED ALL THE SHOE REQUESTSSSSSSSSSS
It's a new day des!!
Has anyone actually made a front pasa successfully
>>540139805I fapped to this artist's stuff way before I knew the umas but now it's interesting to discover what the umas were
>>540138658Drunk umas are always dangerous
>>540140226Can't they run like 60km/h? An uma can basically just go on a drunk run and kill dozens, right?
>>540138803this is another level of grooming
it's over
>>540140182Gotta be quicker, umadacchi.
It's over. We're never getting a new day again.
I've been too lucky with daily pulls and it's getting worrying
>>540140134The carat ration has been increased to 40 per day thanks to the tireless work of Big Cygames at the Ministry of Gibs.
>>540138846with Pokke feelings are not needed
>>540140478Don't worry, just like I wasted all my luck getting two Curren Chans...you will never need to worry about luck again, soon.
>Crew members stopped asking for Dirt Shoes for some reason
Why is CP from your star being borrowed capped at 100 when FP isn't (nobody wants my SRs anymore)...
>blue shoes requestour HERO
>>540140634FP is a dead currency after you max urara and follows while CP updates shards every month
>>540139002love
>>540140065I love currenchan but she isn't it.
I could take some of these umas.
>>540140207This is my best one so far, but the hints were so dogshit that I had nothing better to take than Suzuka's skill. It works fine when there isn't a falcon.
Shoe check
>>540140346that's why you let them use you to save thousands of lives
>>540140902bost deck brouther
Is the new event card any good or is it an end closer only?
>>540140928-2 dirt shoes
>>540140938Use me? I already have a stable son, I'm withered near to ash!>>540141014I like it since it drops a guaranteed +4 max energy
>>540140065>still pushing the """frontheavy""" meta
thanks King jobber
>>540139905I have to admit. These Upward Adjustments are dramatic. It makes me want to actually try at my Dailies and Team Trials now.
>new free cards to max out>umas that i wanna develop>not enough monies to do both, barely even enough to max out a horse/cardwhy the fuck is the money gain so painfully low
>>540140985I think 4 speed is a little bit overkill, so in my runs now I've been replacing Eishin with Sky stamina to try and get escape artist and have less shit stamina, or more practically Fuji wit.
>>540140928Fucking dirt shoe thieves
>>540133885my cute daughter would never
>>540141101I'm just a retard, but wouldn't it make sense to spread your horses around the formation to minimize the odds of one BROCK ruining your whole run?
CAN I JUST GET ONE FUCKING EL CONDOR PASA WITH A FUCKING GROUNDWORK SPARK FOR THER LOVE OF FUCKING GOD?????not pictured the 10+ I already glued for space
>slop is slopvery true, but at least it's cute, and not generic gooner trash.
>>540126862How dare you she is literally wife
>>540141357I think that might be the next thing they will do next. Right now they just focused on Currency which makes a lot more sense.
if youre sropped, youre sropped
>>540141357don't bother maxing the new card or even using it it's ass
>>540141663Mmmmmmnyo.
>despite several training arcs, Kitasan keeps jobbingS3 is shit
>>540141357Do you not play the game? I always have more than enough monies for everything.
damnshe got 1 alt and never again?
>wasted another borrow
>>540141767only one that belongs in the bottom row is tardkushin
They talk about getting club points for borrows, but it's only when other people borrow from me...huh?
>>540125074She isn't great, but mine got me Gemini Gold in group B
>get club points for the first time ever for people using my uma for spark>check history >nonenani
people are sleeping on this god tier card
>>540139291I would smell right there
>>540142026That kinda hurts, damn.
autotrain or spark reroll can't come soon enoughi don't mine doing ace/TT runs trying to get a good uma, but spark farming is killing my soul and burning me out real hard
Umazing. Parent runs going swimmingly.
>>540142258I sure am sleeping
>>540141985All of the student council only got 1 alt and never again.
>>540141985Golshi is the franchise's mascot and she only has 2 alts
>>540142258>0 specialtyretard
>>540125279Ive seen her without the mask. She's literally just a generic umamusume. Not sexo at all.
>>540142258That's because most of us haven't completed it yet.
I think Long Shot is actually good since the favorite rankings don't account for skills.
>>540141621Yes, yes it would.
>>540142258Its stats are dogshit. At least you can run it instead of SSR golshi for parent farming.
>>540142397
Do green skills count toward the 601/301 stat threshold for the hidden speed buff?
>>540142427It's just like what furries feel when they see Perry the Platypus without his hat and then with his hat.
Okay, let's see if I could update my mile TT a little bit...>job fillies>job hopeless stakes(negative winter runner debuff aswell)>fail training and go from great to bad + practice poorOkay, let's just crash and burn this one
>>540142617
Shooting for victory any good in CM3 for Pace?
>>540142373I can't think any hors that has more than 2 alt though.
I unironically just need to pull someone else I'm spinning my wheels here until I get a four star.
>>540142258THANK U FOR THE TIP I LOVE YOU
>>540142332Wowza.
Vodka you greedy fat fuck
>>540142840No, both will activate too fast.
>>540142723Wow, that only took like a minute and it's time to ignore TT and just run my favorite honse
>>540142829Scarlet love
>>540142676I was told on discord no
>>540142840Probably not. You have to pass into 5th at the end of the corner so it could happen with how many front runners there are, but you're gambling on the room comp on top of the low-percentage timing even when the comp is right.
>they dont know that ssr goldship makes the food event come up more often
>>540130925Agnes Blackyon
>>540142996>>540143093I guess I'll just get Homestretch then, got nothing else to buy
>>540140743Do they never actually add anything else to the friend points shop? No new welfare card?
>>540131449>oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
>>540142373don't worry, she will get an alt in 6 months when it's 5th anniversary.trust the plan.
>>540143117>makes the food event come up more oftenoh no
>>540143047>>540142829>>540142617>>540142397Cute
>>540141767>Seiun Sky literally stops herself from confessing to you because she was tok nervousNigga if you asked her out she’d say yes before you could finish your sentence
>lets see if I can get lucky this chanmi in grade league>crushed every single race by UA rank Still in Love and Chrono Genesis
>Twin Turbo has no alt>Ikuno Dictus has no alt>Marvelous has no alt>Ticket got 2
>>540142926>>540142332my own El Condor Pasa parent runs are making me want to fucking strangle her
>>540144181Yes humans should only date humans
>>540143849None of that is in this game, you're in a wrong general.
Why is Oguri such a FAT FUCKING ASS
neat
>>540144568fast metabolism
>>540142026Holy shit how did she not get the rep as the cuck horse
https://youtu.be/m5vw5SAUYjg?si=Lc4aB0CIOsgqSxoQ&t=109>OGEY MOM :DDDfuck miscopied
>>540143221jp has a lot of shit, there was more but i got tired of waiting for the video guy to scroll
>insurance tazuna on falco runs>nothing happens, can't meet stat thresholds>take tazuna off>suddenly getting 100 random mood downs and night ownRigged to shit
>>540143849Oshi cm is basically dead in JP...sad!My oshis are Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky and Christmas Oguri Cap by the way.
>>540144897wtf why does she call her mom?
>>540144758speed eater is shit
>>540145117because taiki is my daughter
>>540145000Tazuna is good for stats though
>jap derby>546/263+gold/508/165/170+savvy>16th>15th>1stThis game is straight dogshit.
tm opera bro
>>540145341BrockedBrockedNot brockedThis is inevitable
How much stamina do I need to beat Tenno Sho and Arima Kinen in Bourbon's career?
If this posts ends in a 7 the posters above and under me will have super luck in their next run
I see my horse can run in a position that has the least amount of enemy umas in career, I put her in that positionShrimple as
>>540144906What are those books and key for
>>540144149TOTAL TICKEZO DOMINANCE (TTD)
>>540145452Tenno Sho spring I find roughly follows this:550 stamina- usually a top 3 finish, 1st place usually if you need 1st but can take clocks to do so600- usually safe to win if other stats are OK500 or lower - if you dont get lucky your run can end right there
I want to play the PC version more but man the phone version is way much smoother and fast
>>540138647Cygames doesn't discriminate. Even if you spent 1 million you will get banned. They ban in waves, they let the retards feel comfortable (and milk them for cash) first. No refunds.
>>540145632>500 or lower - if you dont get lucky your run can end right thereFUCKING SHIT I HAD LITERALLY(almost) EVERYTHING PERFECT Thanks
>>540144897cute!!
>>540145305>tazuna dodges literally every semi-decent stack of support trainingyeah nah
Do they ever add an option to reroll race results even when they aren't career ending?
>>540145790Mcqueen is one of the worst because she needs first on that race and there's a super creek with like 5 recoveries present. If you are sub 500 you are literally gambling the run away.
>>540145890That's an ugly boy
>>540137867Branded accounts and perma PvP ban soon. Trust.
>2 in a row from free tickets
why is class 6 retention line so high... im about to get demoted..
>>540145594I do not care for Winning Ticket.
>>540146010explode
>>540146043Everyone got motivated because of more gibs
>>540146043>462kthat's still 18k below last week's
>>5401416211 front is a meme play 2 min or don't at all.
>>540145540books are so your skills start with hints, keys are for unlocking things in the archive iirc so you use them on losing events for example (unless you make your uma loses on purpose...) or more specific things like getting 2nd place in X race that has different dialogue
>>540137867https://support.umamusume.com/feedback/https://form.cygames.co.jp/en/individual/requestjust link their farm too https://github.com/samsulpanjul/umamusume-auto-train
>>540137867The only question at this point is if they'll do it like viramate where they gave bad boys a chance to fix themselves or if it will be like burgerbois/every chinkshit chest method where they just waited til it was being openly shared on normie sites and then went with nuclear permabans.
>>540145943Mcqueen is easy because I pump stamina into her, I'm trying to get bourbon ready for CM3. It really feels like I have to level stamina
Uuuh guys how the fuck did this happen
>>540146271nice, I pump mcqueen too
>>540143849I've won one race this CM. I think I might go back to munchkin mode if this keeps up
>Cygames unbanned my ISPBros, I'm finally back. What did I miss?
IM SO READY BWOS
>>540146271hard in the beginning before getting to other stats*
>>540146340narita taishin is s rank uma
>>540146224>that primitive garbage that runs on the steam versionlike a canary in a coal mine
>>540146340witcheck
>be me >watch this allegedly 95% WR streamer doing jp cm>grass wonder and seiun sky still metaYou may hate cygames but you can deny this game is pf2p friendly
nishino furawaa will change pace chaser meta trust the plan pacebros
When's the next story chapter coming out? I need that welfare speed card.
I'm honestly a little glad borrows are still limited so I have an excuse for danchou to only be doing 3 runs a day
>>540146528where can I get my f2p seiun sky?
>>540146224i think there's another one for mobile too. dunno if that shit works though
>>540146528VF he's a oshi fag that literally dropped out of school to grind.The current meta is debuffers making Still In Love win 60% of the time
>>540146224I'll do my part. Also make sure to link the mobile version.
cute pits
guess how many white sparks. Slipstream, playtime and tail held high are also learned
>>5401467383
>>540146618i think some anniversaries give out free selector tickets
>>540146650my chinkbot depends entirely on people cheating on the steam version. when people playing on the anti cheat version start getting banned thats when I know to pull the plug.
>>540146618in 2 years when she's added to daily legend races and you collect the 150 pieces to unlock her
Do you people who post "guess the sparks" actually wait to get replies before revealing it to yourself?
>>>
>>540146738fuck this game
>>540146730
>>540146618every uma that gets added to legend races is considered f2p and seiun sky is going to be one of them
>>540146913No it's just for the (You)s
Are alt star pieces like wedding maya or xmas oguri farmable in the future or are legend races always their base version?
>>540141663Seems its more like GroundBROKE
>>540146964>good blue>relevant pinkstop being a greedy faggot
Blessed are the F2P, for theirs is the kingdom of tra/v/en. Blessed are those without luck, for they will be luckchads. Blessed are the NEETs, for they will inherit the game. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for carats, for they will be filled. Blessed are the deckbuilders, for they will be shown max limit breaks. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see their wife. Blessed are the threadmakers, for they will be called owners of BEST GIRL!. Blessed are those who are persecuted because of fan count, for theirs is the danchoudom of /v/ma. Blessed are (you) when jannies ban you,doompost on your threads and falsely say all kinds of bait against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad,because great is your reward in the gacha, for in the same way they persecuted the posters who were before you. NTRAnonymous 5:3-12
>>540146913Yes, it's my good luck ritual before getting nuked with either good white sparks or a good blue spark without the other
>>540142332At least there's an event bonus
First-rate umamusume
Does this proc for Groundwork if only 1 uma has it?
>>540147314yes
>>540146996How are you getting enough star pieces or just expected to blow statues?
>>540147314retard
>>540147314no
>>540147436I do believe legend races becomes permanent later. Statues are only relevant for increasing stars for umas you already own
>>540147436you can run any past legend race daily in jp
>>540147314
>>540147436you get 1 per day ;)
>>540147009These are all the daily legend races as of today
>>540147080based
Someone PLEASE teach me how to pick support cardsWhen do I want Friendship Bonus, when do I want Mood Effect, Training Effectiveness, Specialty Priority...?What is a "roamer" and when do I want one?
>>540147314i dunno
ugh why is class 6 so sweaty now. I get the gibs got people motivated but I haven't seen any witmaxxers at all
>>540147597>devoured this watermelon
This game will be broken until Happy Meek is released.>>540147657So I'm just a retard like you:You want a stat spread that suits your distance.You want skills that suit your uma.
>>540147657just click auto-select desu
>>540145025>Oshi cm is basically dead in JPWorks in my machine lmao
>>540147657>When do I want Friendship Bonus, 2nd most important >when do I want Mood Effectnot as important>Training Effectiveness3rd most important - Biko Pegasus>Specialty PriorityMost important - Kitasan Negro
>>540147313trying to keep white horses looking clean must be a pain in the ass since dirt will stand out a lot more on their hair
>>540147657>fine motion>useful
>>540147607I never quite realized how many umas are in this game
>>540147793Why are your oshis ugly
Reminder that you NEED at least MLB R Riko or LB1+ SSR Riko to be able to play the game during the Aoharu period.
>specialty priority niggas when they get unrucky
>>540148013I'm going to borrow MLB SSR Riko because I have MLB Kita and Creek
Well?
>groundwork first turnTHIS IS GONNA BE IT
>>540148010Because you have terminal 7 shit taste.
>>540148013i will be getting MLB SSR riko
>>540148119GO AWAY! I DON'T KNOW YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY TRAINEE!
>>540148138no Tail held high for you
interspecies sex with uma musumes
Make a new thread please I ran out of images to Avatarfag with
>>540148325amogus
>Yaeno Muteki hint >just statsThis is another level of infuriating
>>540148013And why is that?
Competitive spirit or Target in Sight, which one is better for Groundwork especially in a 3 front team?
>>540148459Get more
So how is the increased carats thing going? I didn't really pay attention before so idk how much they increased it.
>>540147657roamers are a complete cope, you can safely disregard anyone that tries to meme them to you
>>540148013nuh uh
LateCHADs, remember to skip Riko and pull for Nice Nature
SaveCHADS, remember to skip every banner until Still in Love if you want a futureproof account
>>540148518
>>540148608Until we catch up to JP
>>540148741bro is chinese since he is saving carats for over 100 years
>>540146730Cute Uma
>no initial speed>no race or fan bonus>no special priority>high hint chance but so many skills you're never getting the ones you wantAren't Cyjews making welfare cards a bit too underpowered?
>>540148608we are rich
>>540149062swipe goyim
>>540149062you are so entitled you should be glad cygenerous gives you a SSR at all
>12* mile high affinity parents>not a single S mile spark in 8 runs>just a late surger one I got from a 1* on a grandparent ONCE
SKIPko kaSHITmoto
>common cards are called rareWhy is this game like this?
Super Creek is fucking gross. Actual psychopath pick.
>>540148809Saving until we catch up so I don't fall for gaslights
>>540149251I see no common/uncommon in gacha game after 2020
>>540149156I haven't gotten a single mile proc in 15 runs now with 140 affinity 13* mile.I never had this problem with medium even though I was running with way less affinity there due to taiki and maru parents.
>>540149251Rare sounds better than common/uncommon or yeah it's pretty bad, but it's rare! Rare is nice isn't it? Atleast it sounds nice!
What deck for 1200 speed/wit?
>>540149251All umas are treasures. Even the most common ones are rare.
>>540149427I want to see a pov of an uma dying in late race and depressingly watches all others passes her
>>540147267First rate wife
>>540149251are they called rare anywhereor are they just R
>>540148054www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CZPZJGH7SU
>>540149251>Why is this game like this?Same reason Nasa's urine collection devices had to switch from "small, medium, large" to "large, gigantic ,and humongous"
h-how many G1 losses are acceptable on a parent run...
>>540147314I propose we all enter a gentleman's agreement to all take Sympathy on all our horses so we can get the proc. What say you?
>>540150419
slow tuesday huh
>>540150491Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>540150419None, you can't pass on brocked genes to your ace
>>540150419I'd say around 3, with every missed G1 you have the aptitude for also counting as a loss (of course if you can repeat a race a loss doesn't really count)
Fuuuuuuuck
>>540150419bwo...
>double URA sparknice
>Not saving his free pulls for Summer MaruRetard
>>540150993I'm saving for Vodka.Keep your hag
>got my lvl 45 golshi card just in time to farm todayfeels good
hmmm new bread? i need to spam porn bait
>>540148741>Dober>Parentkek
>>540150901Pasa sure is cute, huh?
New bread>>540151501>>540151501>>540151501
>>540151385Dober's unique is literally a better pump. Where the fuck do you retards even come from?
>>540147061>Jobs every media she appearsTM Jobpera Job
>>540151385Yes she literally still gets used as a parent even in modern jp
>>540148372>King Halobeing my wife would be very beneficial (for tax reasons)
>>540147793>in the sissy bracket
