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Which one for my late Grass Wonder?
>>540151650top so you have a better chance of getting Mile S, bottom is better if you have the other parent at 3* Mile
Where is my Groundwork spark nigger game?
Digitan LOVE
Anons what would you do in my case?I have my late surger gambling ace with all ok to goI have good enough front runner with groundwork and all of that BUT no S in turf, which is equal roughly to groundwork...Should I keep grinding and trying to get groundwork + S in turf or just grind a third ace? I feel it's gonna take a lifetime to get both turf and groundwork in the same run
Deck for 1200 speed/wit?
>don't try>GOD RUN AFTER GOD RUN>try a little>bad run after bad run
>>540151650my condolences bwo
>>540151720hey it's me danchou. I've asked cygames to give you shit sparks until you stop being racist. thank you for your consideration on this matter
>>540151809bwo you should have started building CM4 Parents by now...
>>540151809Don't do it anon, as long as your team is decent enough you'll make it to A finals and the last race is just pure luck, not worth the effort unless you're highly autistic.
>>540151809>Should I keep grinding and trying to get groundwork + S in turfYes>WhyWe're still 2 weeks off from CM3, so you have time to fine tune your aces
This is fine I guess as my first uma for CM3. Two more to go...
Any CB and/or Ace fans in here? Might I interest you in a fan translation of an event they had together.https://youtu.be/NNWNHSHAcg4
>Oi Aibou, open your hand
>>540152115>front>no turf Sholy kekaroo
angling and scheming is surreal, I have never seen an inherited unique skill so busted, seeing my falco just keep accelerating felt good
>>540152292cute i will be waiting 10 years for the approved translations however
>release ze next gaslight - turf S
I love my wife Tachy
50318952
>>540152474S in turf = groundwork, so it really only matters for nige's
>>540152231
any of you guys know the page for tracking club progress and stuff? i dont remember the name
>S in turf = groundworklollmao even
>>540152309I hope it's not another insect
>>540152602chrono https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile
>gives you Gourmand
>>540151928I meant nigger game as in Front runner game though
>>540152474depends on who you are it is gaslight or not, having groundwork will give you the boost you need to get early lead and then acceleration skills will help to keep it until angling triggers and you win.But...In the world of whales and sweats, S in turf is the difference when everyone can do that, you get a small 5% acceleration bonus at some point that makes the difference. So if you want to be autistic yes, you want it
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen for the day
>>540152546SHUTthe fuck up
>>540152309*Tries to fistbump awkwardly.**Changes trajectory mid sentence, blushing.*S-sorry. *Holds out shaking palm, sweating profusely.* *Loudly shits pants.*
>>540152676Thanks gonna snitch to danchou
>>540152692Still fuck her. Now that I'm just using her a speed card with non pace chasers I get Gourmand on every run
Spechan but she's more into her trainer and has fatter racks
>start on the inside>lose>start on the outside>winwhat's even the point in the rest of the game
Please stare at Fenomeno for at least 10 seconds.
>>540152879please no bwo, i just have been busy
thank god this game has no gays
>>540152872>>540152692
>>540152547>neckKINOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this true?
>>540153059Mission failed. Stared at Orfevre instead.
>>540153078mejiro mcqueer...
>>540152692>gives you NOTHING
>>540153118that was impressive, gonna remake my end closer
>>540153059This is a boy(male)(husband)(groom)
>>540152231That fuckin bird that I hate
Anons what skills do I need to build a pace chaser for this CM? I keep failing to win the tenno sho with Rice because I'm building her as a miler so might aswell pick skills early instead of by the end to try and help a bit
>>540152692You owe me sex now
>>540152692*cucks her*
>>540153261they don't have stamina sparks over in stupid town?
I have Gold Ship fatigue
>>540153238try loving instead
>>540153261Give me your Rice Shower, you don't deserve her
>>540152547Seiun not blocked
Gib Spe-chan wife!
>>540153423The Goldshi rape will continue until morale improves
>use the new meme card for point farming>it keeps giving me groundwork every run more than air groove at leastGOD EMPEROR GOLDSHI I KNEEL I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN
>>540153134Umas love it when they're reminded of how weak humans are.
>>540153394>>540153450apparently 550 stamina is not enough to win tenno sho and since I'm trying to keep it to bare minimum needed for the CM so that I can drop it all in power and speed, it's a bit hard to balance it.And yes I'm using 18 stamina star parents to not have to train it barely anything besides what power extra gives
>>540153581it's not completely dead for parent farming at least
>>540153134uma musumes are stupid as fuck, they definitely need super vision until they're actually adults
>>540153581>wasting your luck on meme card hints
/uma/ please bless me with your sparks
>>540153659It is, I just did it with after complaining about it
>>540153448Sorry buddy all I got in my heart is hate for Opera
fuck i accidentally won 3 as a newfag
>>540153812okay I will try again...
Uhhh Cygames isn’t this a little too on the nose?
>>5401538053* Pwr and 3* Mile
I really like Haru Urara, she makes me smile
>>540153901>1* speed>no spurtAAAAAAAA
>>540153134Too long, didn't read. Cute Curren Bouquetd'or though. Would make her my trainee.
>>540154014Better luck next time!
>>540153470>"hmmm yes end closers need accel so i shall stack all the accels on her it will just werk"
Thoughts?
>>540154125I mean he won, so who's the real retard lol
>>540153642Mcrapist...
Randomly got Mihono Bourbon from a 50 carat pull
is this truly what will define the meta? It's reliable and she has 15/15 spd/wit which is ideal for a front runner but I still have lingering doubt
>danchou finally announces that he's gonna kick inactive people who have been dragging down the club rating>new requirement is gaining 2 million fans per player every dayI just want a comfy B-rank club with players that are decently active, but without having to go full tryhard or do a few full runs every day... Is there an /uma/ club like this?
>>540151838Are they bad? Can you rec a better one?
It seems Winning Ticket Guts SSR gives out On Your Left, which is the gold version of Slick Surge. But upon checking Game Tora, On Your Left gives double acceleration but only for 1.8 seconds, meanwhile Slick Surge boosts acceleration only by 0.2 but lasts for 3s. For skills like these, are the bigger numbers better or is duration more important?
>>540153885What were your other stats like? A stamina spark plus good power/speed can take you through the entire career. You might want to take a few skills that you were planning on grabbing a bit early like savy, straightway etc that can be used anywhere.Now hand over Rice.
>>540154216Mister Nguyen over there.
mihoyo bourbon
>>540154205Breedable
Grass Wonder keeps getting mood down bros what do I do
>>540154341nintendo flower
>>540154292Yeah, but they are all full :^)
>>540154305no it was just a joke because you said late grass wonder so its like she died get it haha lol hehe
>>540154307either trust the math or dont
>>540154307higher acceleration over a shorter period is better
>>540154265Not the first time, certainly won't be the last.
SATONO DIAMOND, GIVE ME A DREAMCAST!
>>540154539Where's that table from?
What's the mile debuffer look like? Is it just target hating out front runners? Which uma? Is the front runner blocker just taking the place of a debuffer?
i refuse to farm fans
>>540153134An enhanced physicality only weeds out the lowest common denominator of potential attackers.
>>540154663uma sim https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>540154675Mile debuffer is just a blocker
>>540154536
>>540154308no... I will get better anon...The problem though is pace chaser skills are either in bad cards or non existent, I hope amazon drops it this time, else I'm gonna make her a front...
>>540153882congrats, how new are you?
>retention line still sub 470kdamn, a lot of scrubs got promoted huh
This seems to work more or less, new welfare card is pretty good if your situation with speed card isn't the best.
>>540154707holy fucking winner
>>540154821i have 30m fans
>>540154687wow look at mr hotshot over here with a whole air conditioner
>>540154675Mile debuffer is fake, put some speed debuffs on your aces if you want or use a brocker
>>540153812Whats the lore behind Cafe? Why is she a schizo?
My favorite umas are Maruzensky, Oguri and Bourbon. When can I roll for their alts?
>>540155015too much coffee
>>540154687Danchou isn't gonna be happy
>>540155045is this rape?
>>540155045https://uma.moe/timeline
>>540154596More acceleration for less time is better. The end goal of acceleration is to increase speed, and you want that to happen as fast as possible. Consider the following example:Skill A gives 1 m/s/s acceleration for 10 seconds.Skill B gives 10 m/s/s for 1 second.Over the course of 10 seconds, both skills will have had the same total acceleration, increasing speed by 10 m/s overall. However, Skill B would be better, because the racer would have gotten to enjoy being at a higher speed much sooner than with Skill A.
>>540155191>Summer Maru releases on my birthdayFUCK
>>540155271replied to the wrong post award>>540154307
>>540154539>>540154596>>540155271>>540154728Thanks lads. Cheers.
wtf i love golshi card
3* Creek is so beautiful
That's a brick all right
>>540154307>>540154539of course furious feat is better, it has a longer duration lmao
>twin turbo isn't playable until 2027this is bullshit
>>540155015Her schizofren is the IRL horse's sire Sunday Silence. From Stay Gold and Agnes Tachyon siring fame. Manhattan Café was said to be the one who resembled him the most out of all his offspring.
>Tachy is in Ritto>Cafe is in Miho>Somehow they're roommates Is this a missing translation in the archives I am seeing, is translator-kun retarded?
>>540155732angus tycoon's roommate is digital not cafe
I think the game broke
me when i skip smaru for digitang
>>540155927mambutt
>>540155675We don't care about jobber uma
Umas ranked on how often they shower or bathe
>>540155675True we should speed up more
>>540155847
smaru my balls
>>540155927Tannhauser Po
>>540155581Would they stack if they somehow activate at the same time? Also, On Your Left isn't locked by having to be in the back half during late race.
I accidentally overwrote my giant .png collage file in which saved various snippets, info, memes and edits of my past 3 months of Uma MusumeI had, in my infinite wisdom, left the file named as untitled.png and must have saved over some random meme on top of itThe previous file versions tab is emptyWindows system restore didn't workAll is lostAll those memories like dust in the windIt's like the past several months never happened
>>540156153>that filenamereported to danchou
>>540146224done bwo
>>540156146ummm this is inaccuratei smelt
>>540156143Sex.https://files.catbox.moe/3b7fdx.png
>>540156220What? On Your Left and Furious Feat have the same exact conditions except that On Your Left needs you to be late surger.
>>540156253have you tried not being an autistic tard and saving your files like a normal person?
>>540156253>he made a collage file, without keeping a PSD(photoshop) back up or something>he named it "untitled"smartest anon today
sex with boy umas
time to play guess the blue spark
>>540156253its okay anon we all get forgotten eventually
>>540155927Squeezing Machitan's butt
>>540156253They're stored in your brain bro
give me this uma NOW!
>>5401565151 wit
>>540156406Oh you're right. I stand corrected.
>>540156135I care about jobber uma.
>>5401565153* Speed
>>540156515You're supposed to do this before you see the sparks yourself
>>540156593You should always buy both though just in case one procs too late or doesn't proc at all
is determined descent any good for this CM?
>>540156578
>huh, this ace run is going pretty well I'll probably hit the stats I want soon I don't know why I didn't want to play this is pretty comf->no mile S or groundork despite a billion sparksnow I remember why
>nice nature gives up on her racing career halfway through and is just doing it for her trainer, she doesn't even care about winning as much as pleasing her trainerGirl
>>540156253you do not exist
i want giantess Wondah to step on me
>>5401565152 guts
I want Wondah of any size to step on me.
Is there an uma autistic enough to play Paradox games?
>>540156253Three months in a single PNG? How odd.
you lied to me anon, it is not enough to win the tenno sho...
>>5401565151 stam
>>540156964you gotta put her as an end closer/late for lower stam consumption bwo...
>>540156964lmao get gaslit fag
>>540157019forcing my homeless wife to take a shower
Post wife
>>540157115NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SHOWER ANYTHING BUT THAT NOOOOOOOOOO
>>540156935>Is there an uma autistic enough to [...]
>>540156719No
>>540156253Keeping a salvage folder helps me a lot with this, things do get lost in there tho.
GAMING
>>540156253You are stupid.You are even more stupid that you invested 3 months worth of time into a single png file and not once did you think of actually taking steps in case you accidentally overwrite it, but you're smart, you would never make a mistake like that.Have this shitpost
>>540157151my stellaris waifu
>>540155015Keibafags had high expectations from him because of how much he looked his sire. The only thing separating them was the right hind leg white sock Sunday Silence had(which Equinox inherited.)Uma adapted it as Manhattan Cafe trying to chase after his father's ghost. Unfortunately for Manhattan Cafe, it was Tachyon who was closer to his father's shadow during his generation.https://youtu.be/1YVAN4QWBTg?t=1m22s
>>540157068but anon how am I supposed to make her a mile ace if I have to waste sparks in late surger or end closer to get it to APeople say MANT sucks but I want it NOW
i challenge you to name these umas without googling AND with your eyes closed
>>540156253This reads like something out of 2002
>>540157273you dont need to get umas A end to use it in career
i can't wait to pull for my waifu christmas oguri and use her in every cm
>>540157304NatujabetabbgayserNarujabefyjyjuratyAh fuck I'm a typelet
anyone else start theory crafting then immediately stop because you can't plan for parent sparks. it's just raw RNG whether or not you get a piece for your grand uma plan
>>540157304tmatikanetanhausermatikanefukukitaruoh shit that was pretty close
>>540157304MatikanefukukitaruMatikanetannhauser
Worse than my turf S one according to umalator tho
>>540157146teio!
>>540157304MatikanefukukitaeuMarikanetannhauser
>>540152474getting a 3* turf parent is probably going to be the longest lasting one across all CMs
>>540157593your late game acceleration skills?
pokke
umapokke
>>540157726...pokke is a girl? or is that a femboy? im confused
>>540157690Stored securely on the parents
Are the event story episodes just gone forever after an even passes?They don't even put them in the archive? Even if you viewed them?What the heck is the point of the archive even?
>>540157273Position debuff is only for your wit and skills, it doesn't really matter for career if you outstat all the shitters
You can just tell from this design she was originally going to actually have abs and muscle, but they pussied out/were too lazy to edit the model. Such a shame.
>>540157304matikanefukukitarumatikanetannhauser
>heres you're front dominated CM bvo
>>540156964Post your stats
goldship is as good as king halo
I love retarded horses.
>>540157458You need to put that sort of concern out of your mind. It's preventing you from becoming one of the great trainers.
>>540157304
>>540158024not a valid test6 front runners or its not accurate
>>540158051I disagreeking definitely feels like she's more desperate to please you while golshi will prank you in the middle of sex
>>540157929definitely lazy
Remember to thank fukukitaru whenever you get good rolls.Remember to thank fukukitaru whenever you get good sparks.Remember to thank the doctor whenever you get your daily dose.
>>540158227Would
what should i make as a 3rd ace if i already have seiun and falcon
>>540157304 AtjgNdfjnhnjfada.Ma.vkphone
>>540158301Vodka
>>540158301maru
>>540157304MatikaneanalpriestessMatikanemambo
>>540158301Grass
>>540157593>Late>Neither On Your Left nor Furious Featwhat are you doing? MLB Oguri is free bwo
>>540155876Give it 15 mins to update.
this huotka has just won a lobby full off 1200/1000s...
>>540157593Bwo your skills
>>540157929In the pre-race view of her you can often see the valleys on either side of her central column of abs. There's that at least. I think it looks hot. But yeah it'd be better if they'd actually varied the models enough to give her proper muscles to match her talk, to give the girls in general different proportions so they wouldn't look so samey, etc.
Let the slot machine roll
>>540157779
>>540158492Vodka brain 2 strong
>>540157304Mae8jaberabbgayserJarikabedujyjitari
>>540158272Golshi will leg lock you while explaining how it feels to have your skin flayed off.
>>540158408I don't have Oguri or Vodka and have to borrow MLB kitasan bwo we gaan
>>5401585521* guts again award
>>540157848Anon, are you blind or just baiting?God I still remember that retard that argued for an entire thread that you couldn’t change your TT running styles until I literally told him click by click what to press
Isnt Duramente's jockey a big fan of the game?
>>540157304matikanefukukitarumambo
>>5401585523* power
Tracen's water is turning my stallions fucking GAYDo we approve of muh queen x kachou?
>>540157304Aren't you always wrong because Mambo had her name shortened to fit the 18 character rule?
>>540158492Wit game
Anons will see this shit ass old man pedo and think "wife".
Kitasex Black
>>540158492WitGODS...
>>540158638>have to borrow MLB kitasanthat is very unfortunate
>>540158227the one on the left is ready to box you if you refuse
>>540157929I had to 3* this JUST'd uma so I'd have a chance with my late surgers. She is pretty if you just don't look at the head.
>>540158569Egoraptor ruined entire generations
>>540158691>Are you blind or just baiting?Are you?Where's the previous event huh?
Got LARP Condor from daily pull. Any good or is the original better?
Anyone got the chart with the odds of a spark proccing based on how many parent have it?
>>540158945Or if you have good taste.
>>540158651>>540158727Had potential to get an alright stamina parent, but I'll take it. It's something.
>>540157458My sole gripe with the game is this. It's really fun to plan and strategize and develop builds and synergies but it's like a couple hours of planning for every couple of weeks worth of gameplay because of how every single odd is massively stacked against you.
>>540158964And the JewTube algorithm in general.
God I wish Eishin Flash's card didn't have such abysmal stats because her events are great but unless she's the fourth of four speed cards you aren't capping your stat
>>540158834imagine being her trainer
Why the fuck did my horses lose the ability to win races after event start?
Be strong
>>540157848It's in Extra on the Story Menu. When Umaquest is done it will be there.
>>540159103Spark rerolls make this a bit more tolerable. I hope they dont wait on that one til 1.5 anni
>oguri>guest run>job asahi>job hopeless>fail fan count
Would you?
I'm so tired of pasa jobbing the arima kinenwhat's the stable statline to win that fucking raceit's either grass or spe cucking me win every fucking time
>>540158945Ryan's head is the best part
>>540158817She's just like me frfr
>>540159131I will be in a few months
>>540159243UWAAAAHHH TAISHIN CRYING I'M GOING TO CRY ASWELLLLLL WAAAHHHH
>>540159119She's so good on late parent runs but getting greedy with her card in the deck can really be a clock burner.
>>540159245Yes
>>540159034Click Story Event.
>>540159034Ah yeah, looks like they only kept the first 3 parts of the first event for some reason…OR MAYBE YOU COULD CLICK THE 3/3 AND REALIZE THAT MEANS THE 3 PREVIOUS EVENTS YOU DUMB FUCKING USELESS RETARD
>>5401592451 rainbow up to 20%2 rainbows up to 30%3 rainbows up to 50%4+ rainbows always mash that
>>540159245of courseunless it's a parent run
>doing meh stats run>Not enough start race skills hints>Groundwork triggers for the first time in 20 triesFuck this shit man I'm gonna make another late surger
>>540159245Without hesitation.
>>540159131>imagine being a dog ownerdon't have to, im living it
>>540159257you're probably lacking stam
My vodka never procs On Your Left or Furious Feat for some reason, ive got over 500 wit too. I think I'm gonna get cooked on this cm
Derby
>>540159034Based retard
>>540159370>>540159391>>540159406>>540159419anons, where did my uma go
>>540159245Without hesitation. Don't be a pussy.
>>540159439probably too many midrace skills getting her into a position where she can't fire them
>>540159435yeah but how muchI'm jobbing with 550 since URA gives just enough to go over to 600 atp
>the haru urara guts ssr has become an integral part of my late surger deckIf this is her before the Guts rework I can't wait to see her after it
>>540159582It's guts problem
>>540159243Always want to tell her "Deserved." at this event. You're constantly bitching about wanting to do things your way, not listening to toreina and even belittling him when you can, and then you cry when bad shit happens to you? Fuck off bitch
I don't want to cancer umas anymoreWhat are good parents for Leo? Maru?
>>540159290She's the throat goat
>>540159075Spoonfeeders onegai
>>540159510Sweep has a DUMB face there. I can't believe she casted a disappearing spell on the other supports so they wouldn't see her DUMB expression.
why the FUCK does groundwork appear when not a single early race skill decides to, I'm seething
>>540159645300 isn't enough?
fuck this game
>>540159625What's good about her?
im not rolling for summer maru because frontrunner parent training is bad for my mental health
>>540159848Marvelous!
>>540159848Cute Windy!
>>540159848>163
>>540159814should be
>>54015924532% ain't shit
>>540159801ruck game
>>540158272I think King Halo would be very needy, wanting a lot of kisses and constantly telling you how much she loves you, also probably wanting a lot of kids so she could be the mother she didn’t have
i would literally never stop having raw sex with kitasan if I was her trainer
>>540159186I believe
>>540159848Thank you for supporting the servers
>>540159848Marvelous and Narita are solid SR's.
Are the new cards any good?
>>540159848>163B-bro?...
i would literally never stop having raw sex with dia-chan if I was her trainer
Pokke sex
>>540160135Bamboo memory secret OP (shushing emoji)
i just want chinpo windy i need one more
>>540160049You're not Believe, you're Trainer.
Oguri?
>>540160137this but every uma
>>540160173Energy down events AND agemasen? Let's goooooooooooo
>>540159848God Shakur meta is real
Say something nice about my wives
>>540159649
i would literally never stop having raw sex with the next poster under 120lbs
>>540160297Don't forget 0 specialty priority
>groundworks didnt triggerStill pretty good huh
does nice nature wit agemasen like fine mo?
>>540160420mystery uma
>>540159852Roaming 15% training effectiveness, good events that keep mood and energy up and guarantees you'll hit the Guts threshold since you won't be clicking Stamina enough with a 3 Speed/2 Power/Haru deck
>>540160253Kitahara Jones PoV.
Oguri Cap as in wife.
>>540159848Why is bro pulling
Spica trainer is so lucky.
Rice is shit, SHIT!
>>540157146Tachy <3
>>540160253when you forget to prepare her dinner, you became the dinner
>>540160572
>>540159848another account blessed
>>540160590>he doesn't know
>>540160440>No groundwork >599 stamina
>>540160695Grass SEXO
I wanna learn Mambo
>>540159848brickaroo
>>540160678Yeah I'll allow it, because its cute when she does it.
Just think of how much he's going to tear up those sprint tracks with a late surger trained using power Halo and Bamboo Memory desu
>>540160695>tokyo greenShe got stamina to spare.
>>540160309my fat ass thought this was a little caesars reference
>>540160309orange
I WANT TO FUCK TEIOI CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>540160309why is kitaru levitating a carrot?
>>540158739damn teio lookin hella handsome in that pic
how does this even happen
>>540160814Stat check for speed boost is raw stats.
>>540160309I wanted Orange, but it gave me lemon lime!
>>540160982Oh....thats mega unlucky, damn.
>>540160914Ive been like that since the start. Teio is too sexy.
>>540160968Well according to Tazuna you didn’t have enough stamina.
>>540160968>Medium as first debutHow did i miss this doing my Scarlet runs, no wonder they have hidden stats during career
>>540160309This a Little Caesars promo?
>>540160695realistically you only care about finals so the 4% great mood boost will get you there
>>540160941Third Eye activated.
>BROO I LOVE THE UMA SO MUCH I WANNA FUCK AND DATE HER>*posts slop*
>Haha yes Vodka, fuck my daughter Why is my wife like this?
>>540161315T*io fans are the fucking worst, more at 11.
how are people surviving seiuns career and turning her into a cm3 ace?half my career runs just explode at senior year at tenno sho spring when i have around 700 total stam + guts which is pretty close to the cm3 minimum requirements once you add in the race stat rewards
>dogshit seiun sky run>let the run go after failed first arima kinen>3* long 3* angling and tons of white sparkswhat does it mean, bros
Ahem, we should post some smart umas!
>>540160968Why does she look at you like it's your fault she ate shit and lost
Love her so much. Mid 2026 can't come soon enough.
>>540161315pixiv bans you if you draw by hand. everything must be through image generators.
>>540160914Nishishi
she can't keep getting away with it
>>540161458Baku wife
>>540161463It was. It's all senseis fault.
>>540161484
>>540161406I hail maryed my Seiun Sky ace run by getting 3rd in Tenno Sho on the last alarm clockI'd gotten Mile S and Groundwork from the first inspiration as well so if I'd failed the run I would've thrown my phone through the wall
>>540161463You didn’t put enough points into wit, so it is your fault.
>>540161458baku is only cute when drawn by that guy, or hair down in general
These umas aren't so tough.
reminder that bakushin is quite literally the only uma in all game to straight up reject the concept of (you) being a romantic partner openly
>>540161795grass is a death sentence
>>540159245Did you already roll groundwork?
>>540160814whereI don't see any blue skills
>>540161795Falcon would kick your ass dude.
Do they require correction?
>>540161592I HATE this image so muchBut my penis loves it...
>>540161942holy shit kill yourself
I'm done with making grand grand parents though
>>540160630He is fucking invincible!
>>540161993
>>540161925The Bakushin road of excellence and greatness leads to trainer marriage tho.
>>540161993CHOWA
TAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITYOU HAVE HAD DOUBLE CIRCLES FROM ALL ALL THREE JUDGES THE PAST THREE RACESHOW THEF U C KHAVE YOU BEEN UNABLE TO GET A SINGLE G1 WIN?
>>540162009Falco would find a way to cuck herself
>>540161971I think I'd have a chance.>>540162009There's no shot I'd lose to her.
>>540161942is this a real person or a shitty copypasta
>>540161993Bakushin's nipples are brown.
>>540162161
>>540161795I'd lose against all of them because blood would flow away from my arms and feet and into my erect peanitsExcept with Opera, I can probably beat the shit out of Opera
>>540159848your account has been.... "marked"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE
>>540161993CHOWA!?
>>540162021They're all very good girls and would never do anything requiring correction.
>>540162143Bakuwife...
I like ur song btw
>>540162346>when she sees trainer's BTC
>>540162242I feel like there's a decent chance that Opera would go completely psycho and beat the shit out of me. If her confidence is all bluster then I could take her.
>>540162459the bitcoin whale trainer...
>>540161925Can you blame her? She's the only uma you're straight up deceiving and ruining her dreams.
>>540162459bakushin titty collection?
>>540161795>Teio can deadlift 200 kilos without much effort>winI wish i had your delusional confidence, Haru/Matikanefukukitaru are probably your best bet>>540162207>is this a real person or a shitty copypastaan old as shit copypasta, the tag and some of the listing changes but still stale pasta
Teio is too tight, you can't fit it all the way in
>>540161458
KING NO YOU CANT SAY THATTHEY WILL CANCEL YOU
>after doing tons of runs I have only one uma with groundwork sparkyou know, I don't think this is for me
Which uma(s) would say the nigger word
Why are you smiling you tard
>>540162675>Teio can deadlift 200 kilos without much effortTeio cripples herself just by running. The only thing I'd be worried about would be accidentally giving her a serious injury.
>>540161463She knows it's a Trainer-san issue
>>540162843
>>540162843Why is Top Gun so mature?
>>540162843everyone
>>540160235Is this bullying?
>>540162843special chud says it every time she sees symboli kris
bwos I cannot win any room races anymore, the whalepiggus with A+ aces are joining...how do we fix this?
>>540162819Are you borrowing groundwork umas? Use the goldship.
>>540163276Become a whalepiggu yourself
>>540162021No
which umas have pink nipples and which ones have brown nipples?
>>540163206Nah they are friends.
>>540163343I genuinely dont know if its harder to get the groundwork inspiration or the hint in golshi card
>>540158610
I really love how Pasa says "Trainer"
Where the FUCK is my spurt, Hishiama?
>>540162915>Strategy depends on your opponent injuring themselvesI see you're a gambler at heart.
>>540158610Ugly as shit
>>540163707Gay as faggot
>>540163430All umas have brown nipples except Hishi Amazon
>>540163559hyper kissing sex with Teio
Admiring respectfully
(You) are not prepared to open this spoiler.
>>540163745>seething too much to check his spelling
>>540163890Post the superior Admire.
>>540163978Stupid as nigga
this guy is really fond of this one AI image
>>540164032
This juvenile fillie(colt) is too sexual
do umas like peanuts
>>540164032Hold on what is Helios hiding
Its funnier with soundhttps://x.com/ZeNridingclub/status/1946514179059482819
>>540164153this actually would scare me
>>540164032why do you keep spamming this AI upscale
>>540164252Fuji Kiseki will save us.
https://youtu.be/Ts1m93gtKXg?si=22uOY3XPlg4t9dG2 Uma hips
>>540164032nice cock helios-san
This pairing seems quite universally accepted and liked?
>>540164204nyes
>>540164252They’re just a bunch of silly dorks
>>540158610Does Natie wear those ear covers to hide how fat her ears are?
>>540164246funni hors
>>540162843My wife would say it because it makes people react in a lot of different ways to it, not because she is racist But I would make her racist showing her crime rates charts
>540164398fuck off
Friendly reminder that Umas would crush you to death if they sat on you.
>>540164348erm ass wonder bros? she isn't that big...
>>540164398I HATE IT
>>540164521not if i stab them with my penis first
>>540160678OGURI THAT'S A STAGE PROPNow we need to get your stomach pumped, again.
>>540162882She did her best
Seacuck is trying really hard to push his fantasies
>>540164032Helios-chan is that your tail or are you happy to see me
>>540164398Why does she have six fingers
>>540164586They'd crush your penis
I'm having real trouble hitting that 1200 / 600 / 1200 / 300 / 600 stat base line
>>540164683unfortunate broif only you could change parents to fix that
>>540164519>>540164398Sorry, forgot to quote.
>>540163835she looks like shes in her early 30s
>groundwork on pace>game pushes pace back to the startok....
>>540164521And there's nothing you can do about it
>>5401647379* stamina 9* mile parents dont exist
>>540164683Nice pace S lmao
How long till this semen demon appears?
>>540164032>>540164153>death by gyaru snu snugod please>>540164324you gotta give people an alternative before they stop being retarded third worlder>>540164246why is that so loud, and why is it doing that
Top Road a CUTE
>>540160982Green skills work a Youtuber said so.
What kind of uma art do you like the most?
>>540165001Horses are silly creatures
>>540164819And that means she'd make an amazing marriage partner for you, anon! Quick! Let's make you ready for the wedding!
>>540164521they know that so they go easy with you
>>540165068Smart Falcon art
>>540164907just borrow the 8* stam 7* mile mejiro ryan, you want her unique anyways
>>540165161code or is it full anyway?
>>540165042I was watching some of the JP Winning Live and goddamn Goldshi and NTR are some of the best singers among all the Umas, McQueen and Suzuka are also pretty good
>>540164521I can take her.
>>540164934Not soon enough, sadly.
>>540165116maybe true, but im not a fan of being rushed...
Isn't it weird that there are plushies of racers who literally just debuted? How did they even negotiate this?
>>540164934Don't call her that
>>540164398Blame the anime for that, only the gacha secondaries have any trouble with the anime pairings.
>>540165305I will take that as "a couple of years"...
>>540165381They know that they are legendary uma musumes
>>540165249It's not mine, just look for it on chronogenesis
>>540165415Dick Slayer.
>>540165453Yeah, something like that.
>>540165441The anime did nothing wrong. In fact, it elevates the IP
>>540165415or what?
>>540162915This anon really wants to get raped!
>yurinigger spam
Why did the whales quit?
>>540151831>do decisions i think are pretty dumb>succeed>actually think about what im doing>run is shit...am i retarded?
>>540165137Not enough of it
>>540165675He got his ass blasted on twitter pls understand
All umas falter to one simple trick.
>>540165675seaturd has to spam his garbage before going to bed
None of you are okay. Everyone come to Tracen tomorrow.
there are tons of handrawn GSK images to choose from btw
>>540165661Have you seen how small these umas are? I'm being extremely generous by not putting all of them into the 'Nah I'd win' tier.
>>540165806don't remove her ear cover, that's lewd
is there anything in game that describes the umas as heavier than a human? Ive only seen the depictions of their super human strength in-game
>>540154307Both look like base 1.8s to me. Were you looking at the right thing?
>>540165785Yes, you're overthinking it, uma is luck game
>>540165636Nothing I just think it's rude
Is B position -10% wit, C postion -20%?
>>540166037Which is your favorite?
>>540165661Teio is strong!
Why would you have one pit exposed like this as your topWould you let your daughter dress like this
>>540166309too bad, she's indeed a semen demon
What happened here?
>>540166439Helios is just so funny
>>540166439palmer palmer palmer palmer palmer
>>540165520That horse has some pretty good rhythm!
Are there any open clubs?
>>540166569mental illness
>>540166569Didn't plat gemini cup
>>540166569gemini crash out?
>>540166620>>540166641I meant favorite image of the whole group, but this works out too.
>>5401634631/14 skills roughly translates to 7% and each parent star is 5% odds with gp stars being 2.5% so you should use the card for groundwork if you don’t have at least 2 groundwork stars with one being from a parent
>>540166676Fan count?
>>540166461Not against her beloved Torena
>>540166525>Is raising a daugher the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.>Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.>As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically."Thanks", says Trainer as he has kissing sex with Teio
dead eyes means rape
I FUCKING HATE THE EVENTS GRIND! I FUCKING HATE THE EVENT WHEEL! I FUCKING HATE THAT ALL THE EVENTS ARE 100% COPY PASTE! GIVE ME FUCKING AUTO-MODE ALREADY
>>540166569THIS GUY WAS IN MY FUCKING CLUB AND HAD A MELTY IN DISCORD LMAOOOO. The fucker even left a few days before club reset so we fell dozens of ranks
>>540166569who?
>>540166884lol
>>540166884basedget fucked leeches
Tired of people complaining about RNG. Gambling isn't part of the game, it IS the game. The only thing that would make it better is if you could gamble your carats in career/races too, not just for the gacha.
>>540166525She wants to be "free", so her racing wear embodies that philosophy. It's not that deep, bro.
fucking KILL YOURSELFyes i did click frontyes this does happen every other run randomly
>>540166569https://steamcommunity.com/id/Xuande/posthistory/?p=3I didn't find anything
>>540166884pics or didnt happen
>>540167153Bwo your... all your stats?
>>540167182Don’t worry I’m on my way back home. I’ll post SS
>>540165116Do Satonos really?
>>540159564i dont think so but ill probably remake her because I forgot that she should also get pump iron and red shift
>it's been 5 days since i started trying to make a Pasa parent for my Seiun Sky.>I've yet to have ANY usable one despite 20+ runsI now fully understand why people were saying that parent building is fucking awful.
>casually get Seiun Sky's character specific epithet during a spark/fan runnoice
Forcing opera to watch as I slowly and methodically pero pero the valentines chocolate she made
>>540167248At least with Crown the feelings are mutual, unlike Diamond's love which is clearly one-sided.
>>540167220don't be dumb. you can win debut with all Fs, it does not matter. A front runner with almost 300spd should have a 0% chance to lose debut. I'm clicking hints and keeping energy high
>>540166123
>>540166569That trainer Xuande, whatever happened there?
Just need to add 100 to every stat and she'll be good.. right bros?
>>5401667745.7M...
>>540167392>don't be dumb. you can win debut with all FsWell yes, _I_ can. _You_ apparently cannot.
King Halo was an NPC to me, until
>>540167427>groundwork
>>540166956gay
>>540167506Sorry we're full.
>>540166569>quits the game on 9/11owari da...
Come back to Nikke, Nikke bros...
>>540167713No that clearly says hes quitting the game in a month and a half
>>540167670I sure hope it does
>>540167630sex
>>540167402I'd just pick her up and throw her. These umas don't scare me.>>540167630I'd dodge that. Although Rice Shower would end up killing me as she has a massive knife.
>>540153840urara would never say that...............
>>540167713>>540166569all those carats, gone like tears in the rain...>>540167753looooooooooooooool lol
>>540167556I need to lick her clean
>no new legend raceummm my mandated 5000 coolio sp per day cyjews??? 10k monies per day???
>>540167894>grooming the retard kid
>>540167874
just wanted to say how perfect Vodka's tits arethanks for reading
Just a quick reminder that there are kitasanless bricklets ITT (me) who would gladly cherish and care for your umas in your absence if you ever decide to quit the game.
>>540168090You got an event. Now do it.
>>540168179Cheval would easily be the most perverted of the V sisters once she gets used to it, I think.
She always looks pissed
>>540166209no, in fact (you) end up carrying at least one uma
>>540166884>pics >>540167182here's his little clash with danchou (maya pfp) a few days before reset
bakushin
2sta+2mile+3ura or 3sta+3mile+1ura for a grandparent?
>>540168568...what? Just cleat it or don't, it's not that serious.
NOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE OF MY 9* URA LATE GRAMPA
Starting to wonder if front is a meme, they don't seem to be winning very much in room matches.
Saving for Halloween Super CreekThen Saving for Patisserie BourbonThen uhhh I dunno
>>540168568the dober card is good though?
>>540168568lol dober gives you 10 race bonus as f2p
>>540168285I don't take any pride in it, but I would destroy Urara.
>>540168568>>540168747>looks at timestampTurns out it was even more egregious than I remember. The asshat left mere hours before club reset so everyone was scrambling on how to remain top 30.
>>540168952deserved for using discord
>>540168504when she acts like this she's too cute
>>540166884>>540168952
>>540168939they are like heroes of light protected by the three goddess's blessings. you would critical fail and fall to your death before hurting a hair on Urara's cute head.
>>540169095i tried to convince them to use MS teams instead
>>540169149Capas in dunce
Pathetic
>>540168952I think Danchou here was right. "I wouldn't as the returns for cleating an event card sucks." The shops in this game suck major ass and Danchou did provide a valid reason and feedback. Now your club is in shambles for who doxxed and will break from inside, but I doubt that guy would have continued playing even if he cleated the card.
>>540168568you promised a melty this is like a mild disagreement tsk tsk tsk. Sad!
>>540168952You guys actually talk to your club members? They're just point ATMs for me
>>540169287tbf getting defensive over a mild disagreement is pretty much a melty
>>540169298that's female coded thinking and you're being influenced by bad peopleclub members are your bros who share dirt racing shoes with you
>>540169149>it's so small...
>>540168723Pls respond>>540168723
>>540169284>Now your club is in shambles for who doxxeda quarter of the club is an /uma/ regular and don't care. you've probably fought one of us if you're a room match tester
does a 1 star URA spark and 3 star URA spark give the same stats when inspired?
>>540169274imagine the naizuri and paizuri at the same time
Your tiny peepee couldn’t handle this
>>540169537second
>>540169274She is so thirsty for Laisu though. Does she like them flat on other umas?
>>540169537which one has groundwork>neither?then make a new one
Hello, newfriend here! One Uma wife please!
>>540168952Why the fuck would you organize so much for a game you play on the shitter.
>>540168939You're lucky that she will probably not respond to your hits so as not to hurt you.
>>540169719enjoy
>>540169606are you trying to project something anon?
>>540169553I honestly don't care either about discord stuff as it's just a chatting platform like everything else before it. I don't run room matches here since I can just run Urara in Arima Kinen if I want to see 16th. Good luck with the club rankings and you're better off without a ticking time bomb like that who also wanted to specifically fuck you guys over over a tantrum.
>>540169716My late surgers don't need groundwork.
>>540169710She's not, cuck
>>540169583wish there was a harem type spin off or something, if only the japs werent such cucks to foreigners
>>540169553>previously top 30>1/4 members in /uma/Well you might as well drop the club name. I wonder if any of those anons would be interested in joining other /vg/ clubs without discord shit. We have one due to get a few spots open soon in top 100 even.
Are you kidding me?Surely it's bugged and the second tab doesn't mean I require those mats as wellSurely those are just there as an alternative form of upgrading potential...right?
>>540169606>cling clang>cling clang
>>540170036yeah it's lying to you, go ahead and upgrade
>>540169606
>>540170036Lmao
>>540169895>3sta+3mile+1ura then go with this one. it's more consistent than hoping for an ura proc on a grandparent
>17 years old
>>540170036Still don't understand how this filters so many people. The future is doomed.
>speed cards keep disappearing during URA finaleGoddamnit. Should be fine for Group B.
>it finally happened. We hit Mile S, groundwork and 3 greens>get out of summer and rest >night owl>event triggers>slacker>infirmary didn't clear either one.>temple event to recover from bad mood (thanks night owl)>Clears night owl>stuck with slacker into the arima kinen.>full energy try to train out of frustration in the finale>lol noWhat the actual fuck man. I was this close to being done. Guess I'm drinking more today.
>>540170036
>>540170173You mile S?
>>540170130this is NTR
>>540169942I'll take that as a yes. Here's some bonus yuri, cuckfriend.
i love seiun sky bwos
>>540168952Sometimes I want to quit my /uma/ club close to the reset to see the club fags seethe in the thread
Remember:>you need luck to roll gacha>you need luck to roll inspiration>you need luck to roll hints>you need luck to roll wit checks
>>540170476>you need luck to roll gachaThere is... another... option.
>>540170375I see seacucks are waking up, that explains why the thread quality it's dropping hard
>>540170150yeah, 17 years ago
it's fat retard season
>>540170503Deserved for front urara gaslight
What happened to CUMA?
>>540170108>>540170124>>540170157>>540170341AAAAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT MY FAULT FOR ALWAYS WANTING TO RUN HANSHIN JUVENILE FILLIES HOW CAN I RESIST WHEN THE RACE IS FULL OF S*XY MARES FUCKKKKKKKK
What do you think about Maruzensky’s great-great-great granddaughter?
>>540170615wrong, 17 years married with me
I would
>>540170036Sir, a second sashes tab has hit the towers.
>>540170674>>540170683Mares…
>>540170683cute i would live with her in the woods, even though she lost the booba from maru lineage
>>540170842Would what?
>>540170601Why do you get so upset at yuri, Anon? I'm legitimately curious. Surely you know that responding to posts like that will only motivate people to most more of it, so why bother?
>>540170879>fine motion
Sash check, /uma/.>What sash do you have the most of?>What sash do you have the least of? For me it's Arima Kinen and Tokyo Daishoten. Honorable mention to 33 Japanese Oaks vs 259 Japanese Derby.
>>540170157tbf that's shit UX, should just be scrollable instead
>>540170879Oops all mares >>540171049Cute boy
I need Gentildonna to crush my pelvis to a fine powder.
>>540163647Teio's harem.
>>540171102Benis Pork…
>>540171126Gentil only likes free weight lifters over machine-using sissies
>Gold city>Not part of the Gold clanExplain
>>540171168gal paizuri best paizuri
>>540170879mare pussy...steaming...
>>540171021Also a mare.
SORE
>>540168523do not slop my wife you faggot third worlder
>>540171226What a woman…
>>540171315>Fain Mooshon
>>540171062>Most409 Tenno Sho Autumn>Least2 of dirt derby and daishoten. Filter dirt ones out 17 asahis b/c I just pot 5'd Grass.
Wicked Lady!
>>540171324or what? you are going to to piss yourself again?
>>540171371
>>540165585S2 actually saved the franchise after all the launch delays and so-so reception from S1. It's not the highest selling anime in history for nothing. It exploded in popularity during Rice's episodes, which fed into the game's launch, snowballing into the anime collab event (Kitsan's banner) timed with the anime's ending to create one of the biggest IP booms in JP.
>>540171505Human women are so pathetic
Matikanefukukitaru.
>>540171664They reallt can't compete
>>540171579I need the previous part of this one
>>540171505Imagine her doing that to your balls...
>>540171673
>trans opera oNo... No I don't think I will.
>>540171673Wish my girl had more merch
>>540171315who's gonna break the news to him...
Me as an uma
>>540171505Can somebody powerscale this feat?
>>540171876Ease up on those energy recovery events Oguri...
>>540171720She looks so smug
>>540170842My slow, untalented NPC wife... Even I could beat her in a race.
>>540170879God I fucking love mares so much
>>540171062>most 547 arima kinen>leastjapan dirt derby teio sho and tokyo daishoten with the same amount of 2
>>540172000still below ssj goku
I just impulsed 100 rolls for Hishi Amazon. Ask me anything about my horrible decisions.
>>540172191Any gets?
>>540172191Did you get her?
>Tissues 3 careers in a rowIs this some kind of curse ? How to do I obtain Shiraoki's favors ?
>>540172191Would you eat Hishi Amnazon's ass or Silence Suzuka's armpits?
>>540172191wallet status?
>>540172191What did you learn?
>>540172191What’s it like having ADHD?
>>540172191Are you F2Poor?
>>540171062Armina Kinen: 730(388 careers played)
>>540172191Do you enjoy saying Hishi Amazon?
>>540172000Atomic
>>540172249>>540172251I got Mejiro Mcqueen.>>540172285Neither, I'm just sad.>>540172292Moth flying out of wallet status.>>540172304Impulsing is bad. Never scratch the itch no matter how hard it's throbbing.>>540172319Terrible actually!>>540172320Yes...>>540172389She has a fun name to say yes.
>>540172191Did you learn a lesson from it?
>>540172131Sorry, but I already have my sights set on a different Satono.
>Don't pull without spark>"nah I'd win" (he didn't)>"If I don't get her I'll kill myself" (this never works)
>>540172464I hope you got the non-shit version at least
>>540172000can beat saitama source? me
>>540172464
>>540172304Go away, Mutsumi. Go back and be a nuisance in the Arknights collab instead.
>>540172131Paizuri with my future wife Dia..
>>540170683Gonna need a sauce for that one mate.
>>540172496is she as possessive and retarded as the other one?
>switch to late surger for Arima Kinen>forget to switch back for Osaka HaiEvery time
>>540172000That's the small ball aswell as she did the same with a bigger ball. If I recall correctly the bigger ball would probably be planet tier force required to accomplish that.
>>540172730GIWTWM
>>540172131okay, I will join the Satono family now
>>540172851She at least asks you, instead of kidnapping you in the middle of the night.
>>540172587It was indeed Anime Mcqueen.
>>540172496Are you sure ?
>>540170683I actually have a thing for umas with gloves
>>540172851She’s unironically a giga stacy (with her own dorky moments) and in the story her trainer is just as competent. They basically act like a married couple already
>>540172464You realize that if you just do another 100 pulls the itch will be scratched guaranteed, right? You're basically wasting pulls by not going ahead, I'd even say go ahead and swipe for her, you know you want her and you'd practically be losing money if you didn't take this chance
>>540172496based and crown pilled
>>540172798Nevermind, found it.
Can i finally start making Aces?
what's a good retard friendly guide on how to play this game?
there are only 3 people in the whole wide world with>stamina >mile>spurtthis is lame
>>540173023a huge improvement alright>>540173278bless
>>540173287N-No...I only have 23 rolls left...
>>540173432if you want to
>>540172869Mini Cactus, my beloved.
>>540173193Imagine holding Tact’s bare ungloved hand
>>540173432> Groundwork 1*Maybe if you borrow a 3* from someone else
>>540173449auto select til you want to learn
>>540173502I hope she appreciates calluses.
Why is it called "Slow Metabolism" instead of "Fat Fuck"
>>540173706We don't want to offend western women body shaming is bad.
>>540173494clovers are worthless and you done bricked yourself. pull out mom's credit card and get that chocolate waifu you pussy
Any /uma/ club got a spot open?
>>540173706localizers are all fat women
I'm fine with this spook
>>540173706Translators not wanting to fat shame the retarded Americans. I'm pretty sure it actually says "chubby" in JP.
>>540173787Before month reset? Are you sure?
>>540173825spook 6 standing by
>>540173706My favorite is when training triggers the cure slow metabolism and it's always some other horse just pointing out your ass is fat bro what are you doing.
>>540173845Itty bitty Teios
>>540173894I'm not in any club now so it doesn't really matter
>>540173845
I kind of want to make a club for all the crestfallen slackers who don't even do a career a day...
Was searching some guides for Seiun counter or building front on youtube because I only know how to build late and end and don't know how to build fronts at all then I encountered this name shanaha. Is this shanaha the one from 4chan cups?
>>540173449most helpful vid when I was starting out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tsdrGvp5Zk&t=2s
I finally fucking did it, after playing since global started I finally have my first 9* blue spark
>>540174235yahoo!
>>540170683I would disappear into the deepest forest with her.
https://x.com/dailygentil/status/1970503743067074671?s=46
I know this is IA but I still think it's cute
>>540174350does she minecraft or something
>>540174369what a proper lady
>>540174369
>>540173706If you don't train stamina enough, it increases your chances of getting it so training it once every 5-6 turns prevents you from getting it.
>>540174404Manhattan Tosho?
>>540174235Congratz bro
>>540174404>IA
>>540173449Umamusume is a wit game and Air Shakur carry is real
>>540174052Post ID
>>540174235lucky seven was what brought it to you, now thanks shiraoki-sama
Bros help I’m gonna blow this…
>>540174235>his very first *9 is stamfuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu im still stuck in hell, my only ever *3 being fucking speed, and not even on speed parents
>>540174369so she's not a gorilla 24/7 huh
>>540174642161722368723
>>540168568chinks, not even once
>>540174609pretty boy
>>540174469I’d suck Deep Impact’s cock just to taste where she came from
I really want to build Maya late for cm3 but she got absolutely destroyed during cm2 and I feel like it would just be a repeat if I bring her again this timeWhat should i do bwos...
>>540174893do not do this
>>540174717Break a leg
>>540174720you need to find a uma who loves you so much that she gives you 3* blue sparks, for me daiwa scarlet loves me so much she had given me like 6 sparks of power 3* already, and don't even do that much runs with her
>>540173467Game's been out for 3 months anon I don't even have a 3* of either of those.
>>540174893do this
>>540174893we know
>>540174457In real life.Which is to say, she's a survivalist.
>>540174814sent :^)
>>540168568>those avatarsthis is why I don't interact with any public groups, much less anyone with an anime avatar>hur dur weeb websitecorrect. I enjoy anime and esp manga just fine, same for faggot games, but I don't call myself a "gamer" or "weeb", that shits cinge as hell, they aren't part of my personality like you fucked up zoomer and millenials.
>>540174981i giggled
>>540174926she is hard to train for mile since her career has like 5 long races, but if you like her that much then you should do, she was one of the umas i wanted to use in cm3 too but i sticked with grass wonder as late
>>540174926end closer
>>540175036In
>>540175053ok granpa
Tachyon ankles...
>see some video from 3 days ago about noobs not being able to get past B rank and tips for them>decide to check it>halfway in the video the retard recomends using Wit guest legacy for bakushin Ono wonder noobs are stuck on B, depending this sort of video
>>540174893>I'd suck cockwe know>>540174983man I wish it was that easy... at least my first *3 was from my wife, so there is that.>>540175031>that imageheh
>>540175175That turn you on, Omar?
>>540174926I currently have a Late Mile Teio with a high winrate on room matches. Nothing's impossible
Can I use this?
>>540175373>witletno
>>540175227Wit legacy is a legit strat though, just not noob friendly.
>>540174981you're a vile person
>>540173193I would post some glove-focused Golshi art but I don't think there is any (that I have seen)
How can I cope for the remaining 15 minutes of the career, knowing that my ace run is ruined and not worth continuing?
>>540170683i want to sex
>>540175227>being THIS much of a baiting newfaggotwitmaxxing on bakushin is literally one, if not THE easiest way to get into A/A+literally all you need to do is spam speed and wit, easy peasy double S rank for just about anyone.
>>540174981Caaarlooooossss
>>540175484Stuffing your bra again, Curren Chan?
>>540175523You get fans for your club still, don't be like the others and just quit
>>540175559me back there
>>540175559Have you ever stopped to think about what Tact wants?
scuffed CM test24207857
>>540175612Most Uma stuff their bra.
>>540171315>he doesn't know
>>540175523Scrap it into a "spark run" and win as many G1's as you can
>>54017552390% of my 3* blue sparks are from ruined or cursed career runs so that's how I cope with failed runs. Only time I actually got a 3* from a good run was from my CM2 ace
>>540175702>ever thought about what a WOMAN wants?no?
>>540175612Demons are known for deception
>>540175430it is if you need to bump it while assured you can reach the other stats with just your deck, now to use a borrowed 9*wit and also run 2 wit cards is crazy, specially when it's assured noobs will follow that video religiously instead of looking the overall picture and deciding for themselves what to pick>>540174404AI fags should write in the prompt that the hands should be hidden somehow
>>540175702why would you
>>540175796Fine Motion was a futa irl?
wife
>>540175559She never stopped to think if I wanted it and seduced me
>>540175993>>540175863>incels who will never touch a woman
>>540176107whoa....im now convinced....women should be listened to
>>540176107woman post
>anons will never touch a woman in their entire fucking lives And MORE astonishing unprecedented news at 5! Only on TouristTV
>>540175756posting results in a sec
>>540176107I touched a woman and got in trouble for it
>>540175863>>540175993t.discovered skinned and hung from trees later
I said no to Dia.
>>540176279YOU NEED TO TOUCH A WOMANYOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>540175350share build?
>>540176334Good. She needs to know her place.
>>540176107>random anon: makes a joke cuz "haha woman suck">left wing tranny furry murderer instantly starts having a fitlet me guess it was just a "le joke", libtard?
>>540176393ew, women are gay and have STDs
>>540176334Foolish mistake. I look forward to seeing you on Epsatono Island.
>>540176334lollmao even
PRESIDENT RUDOLFRELEASE THE EPSATONO FILES
>have over 30k carrots>can't dickroll because you NEED to roll for maru, copies of riko, etcI already hate this game.
>>540176334Did you also say no to Crown?
>>540176574Projecting much?
>>540176664True I want to impulse on supports but THERE ARE NO GOOD BANNERS UP GAHHH
>>540176664>not throwing a 10 pull on every banner when you're over 30klive a little
>>540175756>>540176317https://files.catbox.moe/jn1r3z.pngimage limit reached
MUH QUEEN
>>540176694I said yes to Crown.
>>540176664There is no need in this game, only want. I do not need Maru, Copies of Riko etc. I WANT Manhattan Cafe and Tamamo Cross. Therefore I will save.
I only touch my umadacchis
No one married let alone in a relationship would play this game. Straight or homo both.
>>540176330don't worry, GEORGE, we'll bury your properly, with your god given name.>>540176581based incel
>>540176653>Are you still talking about Satono Diamond? That... creep? That is unbelievable. We have the URA finals, the CM coming up and you're still talking about this girl?
>>540176772>Falco didn't winfabricated postdo not use these results
>>540176664>Have over 45k carats>Enjoying breeding daughters until next year for kita rerunThis game can be so fucking comfy!
>>540176825j-just don't be rough..
I'm married tho
>>540176796Imagine I posted a cute image of Crown here.
>longhoused
link me an image for the next bread, first come first serve
>>540177062>>540170879
>>540177019Proofs?
>>540177148Seconded
bread>>540177191>>540177191>>540177191
>>540177157we bang every night
>Sirius's unique gets buffed on exactly 2400m races if you're a favouriteThis sounds fucking awful.
>>540173706You know I just figured that was the correct TL since I've get really lethargic after eating a bunch. I just assumed that lethargy was slow metabolism and could see why it'd debilitate your hors.
>>540157304Matikanefukukitary and mtikanetannhauserPhoneposting btw