Previous: >>540151501>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
first?
mare game
Is this good
will kill rogan next, incel.
8 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>marked
Superior Satono genes.
>>540177191Mare thread!
Respect your umas.These are not 3DPD whores we're talking about here.
I've been noticing a HEAVY increase of Smart Falcon and Narita Taishin havers in my CM rooms. You guys told me nobody rolled on their banners, why does it feel everyone has them except me?!
>>540177329letting ANYONE ever bite you, much less a womanthe only creature that ever gets to bite me is my dog
>>540177357>Mayano
>>540177357wheres all the jobber mares
>>540177385I have the superior Curren with me. Now go away, whore.
>>540177408i don't have them so its only a feeling and not the real thing
the great filter...IF ONLY FUCKING DAIWA TOOK AN INSPIRATION FROM ONE OF MY 12* DIRTS WITH DOUBLE AFFINITY BUT NOOO SHE'S STUCK AT C LMAO ! YOU COULD'VE TAKEN THE LAST G3, G2 AND G1 TROPHY ALL IN ONE RUN BUT NOPE YOU HAVE TO JOB THE LAST ONE SO NO EPIC TITLE FOR YOU G2 G3 SHITTER GAHHHH
Okay then, what DO Umas want besides dancing, running, singing, and winning? Tell me so I can better understand them.
>>540177408Everyone rolled for Falco bwo, umadol rules the world
>>540177357Sweep Tosho seriously looks way too erotic in bloomers.
>>540177408Taishin was the only banner before Cafe that I wanted to roll in, so of course I did.
>>540177367Who is the cutie on the far right?
how much power can i expect with a good run of 4spd cards?assuming no power cards, no power growth and limited power inheritance
>>540177408>he fell for it
>>540177604with 0% growth 700-800with 20% around 1000.
>>540177408you know they remain in the pool rightit's just people pulling them in luck
Imagine licking Crown's armpits.
>start new career>first rest is sleep deprived + night owl>lose 2% mood awful>-10 statsYeah, it was a short run
>>540177593Your other dog, Durandal
Let me touch you, anon
>>540177408>not rolling for the strongest non-unique skill and a full 3 second speed skillAlso people realized groundwork is too expensive to build, let alone 3 of them.
>>540177548Do you not have a non haru dirt uma?
>>540177561Have you given thought to the wonderful institution of matrimony?
The mare who stands above all others
Any scrims?
Reminder that you should be taking your favorite horse to all CMs. That's right even if she has G Rank in a race, you make sure she can at least reach A Rank for the next CM. If you don't take your favorite horse to every race are you really playing Uma Musume, or are you simply just a disgusting little meta slave.
>>540177793why don't they just breed more like her
>>540177570I'm happy she's happy
>>540177385My favorite demon
>>540177734That's a weird thing to outright ask. Normally people just hug me without double checking.You should read social ques better, most people don't mind being touched.
>>540177768nyo...
>>540177408I rolled for her because the budding Idol experience is my spiritual fetish.
>>540177834I'm trying!
>>540177834This please, please do this. I need more retards to stomp on so I can get my free carats.
>>540177408I was too poor for both of them. I really needed another dirt racer too.
>>540177873El Condor Pasta exists anon unless you don't have her too
>>540177242yup
>>5401777939 nakadashis for this mare and her mom
>>540177838Horse breeding is like paying for a gacha pull that sets you back 15 gees.That's not even starting with all the other costs.
Digitan LOVE
>>540177408how could you not roll for this cutie!
>>540177986>unless you don't have her tooyou know it!
So.... Uh.... When are getting the SSR tickets japan already had at this point of the game? Why are they taking so long?
>got new laptop so I can play prutty dahbey and get back into freelance work>windows 11 is a fucking nightmareBros, I know this is the most off-topic question ever and there’s probably no one-stop solution, but does anyone have a guide on how to unfuck the shit out of Windows 11? What the fuck is all this shit bros? I just wanted to install Steam and play the horse girl game but now I think I’m going to be messing around with this until at least the weekend. Thank fuck I can at least play on mobile for now
>>540178050More swole than Ryan
>>540177793>has two clubs>both clubs are deadbet its like that one pcrg clan where the entire thing was just one autist with 30 alts
>>540177838Ai chans don’t grow on trees
>>540177873You have only yourself to blame.
Fuck you looking sorry for?
>>540177963Torenas who don't believe they can train their favorite and have to rely on meta lose CM more often than people who believe in their horses through the power of love and hard work, this is a scientific fact.
That's so Uma that has more Wit than Speed.
>>540177834I only bring them if they have a B or higher in the race, which is why I brought Grass to every CM so far. Farming for sparks sucks ass and actively ruins my enjoyment of the game.
>>540177834Jokes on you, my favourite is Seiun Sky
>>540177873Bro your Condor Pasa
>>540177561Dating their trainers without consequences
>>540178104Incorrect. The best choice is Rudolf, because she's cute and I love her!
Retards that constantly cry about muh meta in a PVP game think they're above it all but just get shitstomped because it's the meta for a reason. There's no participation medals or "You tried!" awards in here.
>>540177873mayano is pretty easy to get to dirt A
>>540177604>no power growthlike 500
Uhhhhh guys?Why does Silence Suzuka not like Smart Falcon?
>>540178109I think this Spe expression is the most Stacy looking of them all>uhh anon, you're being kind of weird. sorry I don't want to be with you right now. please leave me alone
turbo ... tuesday?
>>540177561Most also like eating. The next most popular hobby is probably Torena abuse.
>>540178084https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10 that works for win11 too and helps a lot. >>>/g/fwt likely has more useful tips.
>>540178251>There's no participation medals or you tried awards in hereBut there literally is, it's called Gold/Silver/Bronze titles???
>>540177793She stands above me in the bed
>>540177986Condor has to run another race the same day so she can't do it
>
>>540178084Remember to gut Onedrive out of it if you want to actually have a My Documents folder, my first windows 11 PC I spent like 2 hours trying to figure out why I couldn't save anything on classic Warcraft 3 until I realized it was saving everything to onedrive not the actual computer so old games wouldn't work since they can't read files from a cloud properly.....Oh yeah, Umamusume
>>540178251it's much easier to run non-meta umas and blame them rather than blaming yourself for the bad training
>>540178084I "updated" to 11 this weekend and not that much changed. The only annoying part was windows update pretending my pc wasn't ready, when win 11 assistant/health checker was fine with it.
>Seiun>Summer Maruzensky soon>XOguri in a few months>Valentines bourbon right afterMeta is coming for you and you can't stop it
>>540176447Witlet but it's the best that I could pull. Most of her loses are from when she activates feat too late. Slick Surge would have boosted my chances of winning by a lot but sadly inspiration was a bitch.
>>540178084Get Windows 10 LTSC from massgrave.dev, then further unfuck it with privacy.sexy
Holy FUCK, Inari One is stacked.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen for the day
>>540178395VILLAIN....
>>540178279That dude had a good idea on making that video but a lot of the translations are wrong.
>>540177963People that train a monster oshi are a lot scarier than someone badly building the meta umas.
>>540178261she's already on my dirt team but she jobbed that race since I was lacking stats from doing so many other onessuppose I can try again...
Fair is fair, Right?
I've simply given up on trying to compete with others. Sweats will win because they sweat. They deserve it for the hard work they put in. I will simply build my horses the best I can and if I win I win and if I lose then oh well I guess. By the way Narita Taishin in my favorite horse (in game currently) so I'm going to be putting her in every CM. When Tamamo Cross is out, I will spark and make a Tamamo Cross that can race every thing. From Sprints to Miles to Mediums to Longs to Dirt. A TAMAMO CROSS FOR ALL RACES.
>>540178350>>540177775>>540178237I'm starting to think we are right to sexualize the umas..
>>540177834My favorites are Smart Falcon, Seiun Sky, and Narita Taishin.
>>540178616Oh cool so I can call Daiwa Scarlet all the names in the world right now, a nuisance, a pain in the ass, a spoiled no good pervert and all that jazz?Fair is fair
>>540177242not enough wit
Wasted 3 borrows again award
>>540178338My least favorite retard
>>540178715Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that's p*rn*gr*ph* in my safe for work board...
Are uma tails stiff enough to slip into my butt during missionary?
>>540177548I got lucky and managed to make a medium Taiki
>>540178715
Just spend 30k carats on Aoharu banner then 30k carats on Summer Maru then 30k carats on the Kitasan rerun then 30k carats on Christmas Oguri then 30k carats on the all rate up banner then 30k carats on Valentines Bourbon its not that hard
>>540178715I don't think I could ever trust Goldshi with my dick.
I do that nightly
>>540178810?
>>540178715Clean it up jannies
>>540178251>>540178251This aversion to meta is why I find some game communities insufferable because they spend too much time trying to masturbate themselves about how they're off-meta contrarians or how they're so much better than everyone else because they play non-meta builds which makes it impossible to find actual info or good info about it>BEAT THE META!!!! FIVE ANTI-META BUILDS!!>HOW I MADE MY FAVORITE BETTER THAN THE META CHARACTERS>THESE CHARACTERS ARE BETTER THAN THE META like holy fucking shit I don't fucking care just please give me the information I want why does everyone have to be a hipster contrarian cant we just play games normally
We got any more pictures of Giant Grass Wonder?
>>540178874Gonna cry?
>>540178834why would you need kita rerun? you should already have her MLB
>>540178834hmmmm... nyo
>>540177930is that enough power
Horses?
>Join CM room>Somehow my Seiun Sky is literally the only Front Runner, everyone else is late.end closer. A lot of Vodkas, two Taishin and a lone Hishi Amazon>This might be pretty easy heh, I'm guaranteed an ult proc>I was exactly right, guaranteed Ult proc, easy game easy li->Suddenly Vodka runs on by>And Hishi Amazon>And a Taishin>My face when three gamblers won the jackpotI-Is this...is this how my actual CM matches are going to go? I'm actually goddamn terrified right now.
>>540178715That feels good
Why does King Halo have the best affinity with Grass Wonder? I don't remember a single time they interacted with one another.
>>540179020Dia decided she was having me instead.
>>540178968why are her eyes like thatpretty but disorienting
one groundwork please
>>540179121I hope so, this has been my highest roll stat-wise
>>540178351>>540178396>>540178435>>540178450Thanks bros. I should probably go get a mouse asap so I don’t lose my fuarking mind. I’ll see you on the other side
how do i learn how to play this game?
>>540179164Enjoy your consistent 2nd place while everyone gambles and either goes 1st or 6th.
>>540178338>>540178109Cumming on Spec's face
>>540179164your seiun stats?
>>540179164Late Surgers and End Closers are pretty damn scary if they hit the jackpot. Also being the only Front Runner is a big disadvantage for Seiun since she'll be the one pacing the race for everyone and wouldn't fight another front to accelerate further early to mid race
>>540178838She’d treat it better than Dia
>>540179164Yes, even the CM races are based on luck. While you can have a high winrate from building monster horses ultimately the one and only final race you can get placed against something you will never beat and lose. Or you get lucky and beat some giga whale anyways.
>>540178834>Spend 30k carats on Aoharu BannerMaybe.>then 30k Carats on Summer MaruNyo.>then 30k Carats on Kitasan RerunDon't need to, my Kitasan is MLB.>Then 30k Carats on Christmas OguriNyo.>Then 30k Carats on the All Rate up BannerHell nyo.>Then 30k carats on Valentines BourbonNyo.
>>540178834Only spending 30k on the Kitasan rerun (I sparked her first banner and only have 1LB)
>still hasn't been deleted>no one reported yetBased.
>>540179486not my job
>no borrowsTime to farm parents for cm4I am not rolling summer maruzensky
she is so happy bwos
>>540179316
>>540178715She'd bite your dick off btw
>>540178874why would jannies clean it up when goldshi is already at it
>>540179486i got banned before for reporting something that is clearly in violation of the rules. there's no point in reporting
>>540179309what are you having trouble with? you can always refer to the guide in the op if you're lost
>>540179164in a room of 9 front runners, the one who activates angling and scheming is guaranteed to win. in a room of 1 front runner and 8 late surgers, one of the late surgers will get lucky and the front runner will almost never win.
>>540179164>He fell for the guides front-runner psyop
>>540179707Did you announce it? I got banned for posting the report form in jest once.
>>540179572UWAAAAHHHHH CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DEBUT TAISHIIINNNN WAAAAA SHE RAN SO WELL
>>540179164Can't wait for all the anon triple crown dreams to be crushed
>>540179769retard
>>540179486Golshi porn is always allowed
Is it hard to train brain for this CM
>>540179776I want to punt this creaure
>>540179164>SEND A SINGLE FRONTRUNNER DESPITE THEM RELYING ON PUSHING EACH OTHER FORWARDRetard
I feel like minmaxing for this CM3 is useless for Late gamblers. Sure the ones with higher stats dominate, but I don't think getting to 600 stamina/300 guts is gonna change shit
Stop trying to fuck horses.
>>540179769no, that's a rule violation too
>>540179316>>540179625This but only after intense kissing and hugging
>>540178937no
>>540178715Golshi would prank you by crushing your cock as you cum. You'd have to be a moron to let her anywhere near your dick.
>>540179950deep breeding sessions with Spe's butt
MOOOUUU
>>540179881Why
>>540179881Shut the fuck up
>>540179950SPE SPE SPEEEEEE AAAA SPEEEEEEE I'M GONNA SPE ALL OVER SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>post gaping horse pussy (real)>stays up for 8+ hours>post anime horse licking a 2d penis>it's haram
>>540180043shut up daiwa cowlet
>>540179708I'm not sure what my goal should be ever since I got an A rank horse. I played in the last PVP cup and was destroyed. I guess my short term goal would be making a good pvp team for team races and then figuring out the big PVP cups.
>>540179768I hate this image. Those tits are way to big.
>>540178926As someone who's played numerous multiplayer games including years of DOTA, I've landed on hating both metafags and anti-metafags equally
>>540180172JRHNBR
>>540180064because I work at a amusement park with a petting zoo and a greasy nerd was petting the horses ass with one hand in his pants for almost 5 minutes and we had to throw him out of the park
Please stare at Fenomeno for at least 15 seconds.
>>540180205lesson is to never take a side
Kingu is also a MOUer
>>540180250
>>540180283i do not like her voice
>>540180172>post racism>nobody cares>post racism (SEAnigger)>post deleted + 3 day ban
>>540180404Same, she ruins every song she appears in
The real meta of Uma Musume is to make your own meta.
Wtf bwos. On launch everyone said you only need 1 copy of riko for aoharu. Now everyone is saying the bare minimum is 1lb. I don't have the pulls for this shit
>>540180250not his fault you guys have such sexy horses on display
I wish we could save replays, very kino race, it was everyone's game
>>540179625I guess I know what to fap to tonight
I'm in love with a hors
>>540180449SeaKINGS run this board.
At least in Uma I won't have to hear a seanig or slav scream in the $10 mic because he got brocked.
>>540180528>Kyodo News Haithe what now?
CM3 Room test 67684061 bring 3 umas
>>540180458I shall enact the Doto Rape meta
How does rednu still have a career after bricking 10's of thousands of accounts by telling them to skip kitasan with him but then pulling for mlb kitasan anyways?
I don't know if it's worth Pot 5 Vodka, using a Guts card for OYL sucks
>>540180283Ever since I saw that video of the horse leading around a group of foals I've started to like her. She seems like a bro.
>>540180250My bad
DOTOLOVE
>>540180709its only the second best gold skill you can takeprobably not worth
I hate Dia.I hate Teio.I hate Doto.
>>540180283I actually can't like her anymore because the first time I saw her from her ingame sprite I thought her open mouth was her lips and reminded me of western designs or nigger lips
>>540180452>>540180404shit taste
dog
>>540180796But I'd be sacrificing stats to do it...
>>540180849Oh fuck you I see it now
Guys I think I might be in love with Sakura Chiyono O.
ounce for ounce, pound for pound, i don't think any uma holds a candle to this fat bitch at turning SSS runs into spark runs mid senior year>but rice show-not even close
>>540177548Bro, your El Condor Pass
>>540177846She should be, it's the first time someone has put her in their deck since release.
>>540180849You are a schizo
>>540180250Torena-san...>>540180449SEAthing jannie does it for free, as always
>>540180849i cant unsee it now, thanks
>>540180989Took me a video and a full sprite to realize it was her mouth
>>540181006i've trained her plenty of times and i don't think she's any worse than average in that regard
>>540178756Scarlet wouldn't say any of that.
>>540180849>I thought her open mouth was her lips and reminded me of western designs or nigger lipsLMFAOOO
Standalone client when? Starting to feel embarrassed playing this weeb and dead game on steam
>>540180172you should see /an/jannies are very lenient towards animal fuckers for some reason
>>540178217Anything up to E is fine, you're guaranteed +4 ranks if you can just scrounge up 10*, that's not so bad at all.
>>540180187That's a good start, also see what is consistent in your runs like how well are you building certain stats for certain girls and which are the hardest. If you can reach A on them consistently with decent skills, you can go for graded league later on. If you're strapped for cards and can't, open league is fine too but still sweaty. Just remember to have fun and take it slow. Let this Special Week bless you.
Getting a mood up at Great Mood should be turned into a minor stat boost
Matikanefukukitaru!
>>540181230go play the latest mmo slop bro
Would you still love your trainee if she was made out of fl*sh and b*ne?
You want this uma? Then you better catch her!
>>540180849this nigga sees niggas in his sleep
Explain to me what is the point of this game.I can't see any strategy to what I'm doing. I pick the options that give me the most stats/friendship/hints, I pick the discounted perks that match my position, and...that's done? A mediocre bot could make all the choices I do and get the same result, I honestly have no idea what playing well at uma musume would look like.
>this niggaok nigga
>>540181025El has a Goal race at the same time as that bwo...
Check your mail in 4 minutes
>>540181387>I can't see any strategygive up
>>540181319Ew, disgusting! Go back to /xivg/, vile fiend!
>>540180897Dantsu Paizuri
>>540180663results
>>540177706
>>540181592frontbros...
>>540181006I don't even like her that much but she always performs stupidly well for me for some reason. Never failed a single parent run. She is a worthy rival.
I know a lot of you just want to fuck the Uma, but do you consider any daughtercore?
>>540181679>>540177706Bro!
>>540181387Picking the right uma for the race, the right parents, building those parents in the first place, building the right deck, knowing when to go for a hint or a rainbow or a rest, knowing when to prioritize which stats, risk management, spending your resources correctly on better umas/cards/skill unlocks, etc
>everyone ended up gambling with late surgers because front runners are a pain to trainWhat happened to the gaslighters saying frontkeks were easier to train than endchads who only needed spurt last cm?
Umamusumes fear women!
>another failed seiun borrow run due to tenno shook fuck it i think she's impossible to raise as an ace
Now that we've had multiple CM rooms where triple front runners struggle to win against LATEGAWDS. Are you still rolling for S. Maruzensky?
>>540181739only Urara and just some days
>>540179154
>>540177507bouquetdictusulaladaring heartbijin
>>540181739I'd really only fuck like 3 or 4, the rest are all my beautiful daughters whom I love equally as much.
>>540181739until i started to frequent here i used to see teio as daughtercore, but you guys lewd even urara sometimes so i cannot see any umas in a not somewhat lewd way anymore
>>540181843women are disgusting
>>540181679That outfit looks fucking retardedWhy the FUCK do you need belts on your fucking socksWHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS
Post the faggot horse that gives you the most trouble and idiotic mood downs. Picrel. Haven't had a single run where she didn''t get the Mambo runaway or timezone difference mood down.Consistently places 2nd or 3rd.Gives shit sparks.Refuses to shit out Groundworks.Wastes my daily borrows. Fuck this spic.
>>540181929trvth nvke
>>540177408there's only like 20 3* umas in the pool right now, a lot of people just picked them up while rolling on other banners
Why doesn't she do anything?
>>540181925This is good, you should want to fuck your daughter, lest you hit the pipe.
>>540181886Yes. My dick demands it.
>>540181970ALL of my Mayano runs
>>540181387The reason the game is popular is because it's basically a slot machine/pachinko. It's just luck and how much you're willing to spend
>>540182003your condor ult?
>>540182003too fat
>>540181739nyo
>>540181792
>>540182003Because you're running her as an End horse with End B.
>>540181970stop cropping the porn, janny doesnt ban here
How bad is this uma?
>>540182003>he fell for the late surger meme
>>540181929so true
>>540181102uhh, why does it look like she isn't wearing anything underneath that dress? how inappropriate
call it
>>540182115Prove it, post porn.
I managed to roll a double SSR while taking a shit at work I somehow feel like I should do it more often
>>540177834My oshi? Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri Cap.actually I am planning to oshi game as I've brought my actual oshi to the first two CM and planning to again on CM3
>>540182075Urara sex
>>540182115>janny doesnt ban hereloooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>540181886i'll roll for her because i love the hag, and my way to prove it is that i'll make a maru to run on this cm3, before summer comes and everyone says its metafagging
>>540181739I joke about Torena rape a lot but most of the girls are cute before they're sexy so I consider most of them daughtercore.There are a few exceptions though like Transcend, Tachyon and Dream Journey.
>>540181843Does that mean if an umamusume sees herself topless in the mirror, she'll panic?
>>540181941in case you need some spare belts bro
>>540181970since I'm doing lots of runs with Teio lately, she's the one bringing me tons of problems
>>540182115they have AI jannies now
Can i hit 1200 speed with only 3 speed cards and 10% growth
>>540181739Yes, Tachyon. I like to imagine she looks like this gremlin even if it makes no sense and would be horror in the Uma universe. She tries to do her winning stimming, but the lab coat is so large she just trips and gets covered under it like a blanket.
So basically for CM3 you need>1200 speedyou need to go fast after all>1200 staminayou might have to face 6 debuffers after all>1200 powersince you need to get past the others (who also have 1200 power)>1200 gutsso in case you get hit by all 6 debuffers and run out of stamina you can actually finish the race>1200 witto manage your stamina, actually trigger your skills and pass the others / maintain your front runner lead
>>540182152I managed to get a Power 3* today. So Stam 3* for you.
>>540182137stamlet, and where is your seiun ult? condor ult? daiwa ult? otherwise i would use it
>>540182369>pink style
>>540181923>whom I love equally as much.Only someone with a clear favorite would add this.
>>540181739All mares are wives, all fillies are daughters
HOT PERIOD BROS ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>540181970Mayano but if I had to say the opposite, Mommy Creek is always a good girl. I love keking both Tamamo and Oguri in her career
>>540181703>Never failed a single parent run.she's a front runner with a powerful unique. things would have to be going disastrously to fail a career with her. i'm talking about producing an ace and and you're not reaching 1200 if you have to spend the entire stretch between summer camp and URA finals pressing recreation and her rewarding you with another mood down directly after
>>540182137You don't have angling which is the only reason to use frontrunners and I'm pretty sure you can't even finish the race on that stamina, could use some more skills too
>>540182159no trainer could handle this duo
>>540182345with some good rainbows yes
>>540182358>he forgot to unlock the extra deck slots
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540182503liar
>>540179881The horses are trying to fuck ME
https://x.com/SooraDraws/status/1970305130747547824
>>540177548late reply but i got mine with i believe C or B haru>>540181025she can't because of a conflicting race, i tried it
>>540181739Dunno about daughter, but Katsuragi Ace would definitely be a bro that's just fun being around.
it's over
I don't have hope for cancer cup....
I waged for 10 hours I need my fucking horse game now gaben
>>540179881sorry but I was born with a dick that I actually use
>>540182269
>>540182513wait, her name is TamaMo Cross? I thought it was TamaNo until today
>>540182720>western artdo tachyon fags really
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Actually works on my machine
>>540182696Gentildonna atleast asks for consent.
>>540177408the paypiggus just rolled the current banner until they got them
>>540182845source?
>>540182470We are all loved in the eyes of God and I am a loving god. It's Doto
>6pm on tuesdayvery surprising that there's connection problems!
>>540182924Yeah, and North Korea holds elections
>>540182969>she's more embarassed about being seen maskless than wearing that slut outfit
>>540183048Good choice. Daisca is mine.
"K-Kill all men!"
>>540183036my koikatsu game archives
>17 years old
I have to click it, right?
>>540181970>migranes during summer camp>migranes during URA>never learned Homestretch Haste>used all 3 alarm clocks and the free one>still forced to bring her to the hot springs
>>540183265>Bornt with a milf face
>>540183243She says this but writes Shoujo slop in her spare time.
>>540183384Yes.
>>540183384This is a gambling gameALL IN
>>540183384Imagine the thrill if you win
>>540182969
>senior year late febfuck off sing karaoke alone you wench
>>540183243This girl likes PreCure! Everyone laugh at her!
How does alt condor's unique work? Is it better suit for a pace or late? Cause I'm in the process of fan farming while event point clearing and I usually keep her at pace but she jobs junior and early classics which leads me to think that it's some skill not procing rather than stats or late starts
>>540182579>things would have to be going disastrously to fail a careerY-yeah... Imagine the sheer bad luck. Just an offchance, t-truthfully.
steam is killhorses are killwhat now
why does the game run better on mobile and steam dies out of nowhere constantly?
>>540183530Rude even if she's ningen
>>540183243Umacel that actually wants to live a fairytail love story>>540183265
>>540183502
>>540183550>2 backline skills>1 late surger goldanon.....
>>540183638MobileGODS stay winning
>>540183638It might be your PC unironically. My shitty 7y/o laptop has no performance issues with Uma at all.
>>540183609Oh no, what happened to RIces legs?
>>540183384you should click wit instead dumbass
>>540183756I don't even get skills besides focus in fan farming runs unless I completely start jobbingIt's all stats
>>540183841Played too much Katawa Shoujo.
>>540183628intergenerational threesome
KIMI NO AI BAGA
>>540183265*47 years old
>>540183789>pure wife materialhow can spe even compete against her own daughters?
>Huh this Gold Ship card doesn't look too bad, I wonder why people call it tra->Specialty Priority>0Ah, I understand now.
>>540183638Android Master Race
>>540184156Can't be Cygames without making free SSR trash
>>540183384If it was the last training of the game, sureAs it is, no
Jesus fucking christ this woman is so alone
>>540184156specialty priority also decreases the odds of the card not showing up at all.
>>540183384I've failed 1% trainingsmight as well
>>540184446Just happened to my Rice training and fucked up tenno sho because of it
>>540183550You have to be below 4th position but also not below 75%(12th). So it will basically only trigger on late surgers
>>540184429This is why I will get that support card that forces your cardboards to show up more
>>540184416please don't tell me we are her first friend too
>>540179214They're both Golden Generation girls?
>>540183821>ryzen 3600>RX5500xt 4gb>24gb ddr4 that PC should be more than capable. my phone is a moto edge 30, and I swear the career events run faster on the cell (or the 144hz monitor is gaslighting me, thou the cell runs at 120hz)
>>540184416she won't be after i wife her
See you guys later.
>>540184789silly gals
>>540179214If something doesn't add up it's probably irl hors stuff
>>540184789dodo :DDDDDDD
>>540184761Do you only get one or multiple wives depending on the image?
>>540184416Not anymore.
>>540184416Hey, she's literally me, but not big fat and ugly.
I AMWINARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>540182147Yes..Rice...
blessed by Cygenerous
>>540184416I feel bad that I've ditched her card to go on dates with Tazuna instead...
>>540184689>King Halo>Golden Generationlmao bro thinks he's on the team
>>540184952cafe kabedon
>>540185154Who is she again?
>>540184789>>540184859I love them both dearly.
>>540185229aston martin
>>540184789>>540184859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=073Ny5fVcik
.......................................
Indeed, I am victorious
>>540185471based mightiest miler
>>540184640You are.
>>540181970Rice, she doesn't give me that many mood downs but she more than makes up for it by losing races she really has no business losing and wasting a ton of energy
>>540184789
>>540183557you can fail careers, its just normally things you do to yourself. putting your faith entirely in hopeless stakes with a meme deck of unleveled parent cards. trying to do medium-long runner careers while only training mile runner stamina.daiwa mood roulette you don't do to yourself. she does it TO You
>>540185623I've failed like 3 days worth of borrows trying to front runner my Rice. She always lose Tenno Sho even with 600 stamina it's driving me insane
>>540185120How can you refuse this, though.
>>540185785sniff sniff
No condom pasta
Taiki's shuttles
Checked my follower list and there's like 300+ people who quit. Good thing I didn't renew my monthly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvaboZFY8p0
>>540183628it's a good thing that Gold Ship keeps her hat on most of the time because without it she's so hot that it melts my brain and turns me retarded
>>540177191>>540177357Around mares, trainers beware.
>>540185851wow FOUR haru? lucky guy
Why TT Retention Range doesn't grow at all, it's sub 480k for how many weeks already.
>>540186089The sweats are culled every CM.
>>540185891
>>540185851No condom Teio when?
>>540186089Not much to improve. At first there was much to improve on. Now there isn't. Will increase when the next scenario gives more stats/skills.
>>540185891>>540186180i wanna milk that cowgirl
>>540186089nobody really gives a shit about cmI think I haven't updated my team since the kitasan banner
>>540186227Makes sense.I guess most players don't wanna bother with small improvements.
>>540183086
You might not like it but this is what peak mare body looks like
How the FUCK do you train Front to get high power and high wit while maxing speed and reaching the 601 301 stam guts requirement. This shit is a lot harder than Gemini training
>>540178347>turboHer name is Double Jet stupid
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
get this FLATNESS out of my face
Umamusume is a Mahjong game
Comforting my wife King Halo through her episode of Paris Syndrome.
>>540186406Old man
>>540186467Umamusume causes great damage to human spirit without a single benefit.
>>540186378Click wit during friendship trainingClick stam during summer if you don't have enough from sparks
>>540186365
>>540185891if she gave me a greeting hug every day i think i'd go feral
Man I just started this and this grind already sucks ass
is Aoi Kiryuin Search for a Hobby event starts at any random time/month? (the one that allows you to go on dates w/ her).I just had it trigger on Senior year Dec 1, which is super late
>log in to do 3 daily runs>have to click through RP >lose all will to play
>>540186513>Paris SyndromeJ*ps should add a disclaimer to every movie that the depiction of Paris that they're about to see doesn't actually exist and that it's actually a shithole packed full of africans.
>>540186931anytime after shes green friendship
>>540185580that's sad... Meek do something
>brute forcing power-focused seiun runs for days >failing careers to tenno sho due to not building enough stam through power training>swap to 1 stam 1 wit card>godlike speed rainbows and enough skill hints>no groundworkAt least I have hopium for the next few days
how do i do parent runs without losing the career 60% of the time. this is actually making me want to uninstall. its such a unreal waste of time.
>>540186332I've been improving my umas a bit for weeks and I've moved from A1 to A3 team score wise, but I still get about the same score (550k) when I get lucky.
>>540187108What wit card did you use to get that wit?
>>540187014Imagine when the K-ON movie came out lmao
>>540186921Mayano's career is an ass to clear
I'm not going to use you, stop forcing yourself into my carrers
>>540186089with time acceleration nobody has time to progress TT teams beyond dumping CM uma in there as we go.
>>540181006More like enthusiastic breeding
bros i think my uma is brokenshe doesn't want to fuck at all
>>540187178fine motion. didn't really hit that many rainbows though, mainly just due to her 20% wit growth. she can hit like +30 wit with just 2 supports and a decently leveled facility
>>540187141Assuming your deck is good depends on the character and usually comes down to good parents for whatever your character won't focus like stam or power. Biggest is making sure you hit stam milestones by long races so you at least place
So when is the arc de la baguette?I want to see if special week descendant gets to beat the frenchies at their own turf.
>>540187279I agree. My Team Trials were from last month or 2 months ago and I can't put my CM teams there because of single or 2 golds only
My TT team still has a B rank urara I made a couple months ago and whenever I try to make a new one she's not good enough for whatever reason
>>540186467based
how are people hitting 1200/600/1200/301/550, it doesnt seem humanly possible even with decent LB cards. power training just does not provide enough runoff stam to hit the target and training stam sucks away my other trainings threefold.
>>540187582no groundwork so its glue anyway
>>540187582get those "decent lb" cards at higher LB ;)
>>540187450october 5th
>>540187582>power training just does not provide enough runoff stamIt does with stam parents. Base 100. 360 from inherit. 60 from ura finales. You need a grand total of... 80 stam from str training, without even counting random events, random race bonuses, etc.It's actually better to have a bit less stamina inherit and a bit more power.
>>540187196Used to be ass for me too until I rolled wedding mayano and maxed her potential. No more worries about maestro not proccing for me and the focus is pretty nice too
I am a terrible person who prefers a broken Oguri Cap as I hold fantasies where I swoop in and save her from her lowest point and have her grow dependent on me. As a matter of fact, the reason I called off my last and only relationship was due to her growing as a person and I felt that she no longer needed to rely upon me which took the so-called magic out of the whole thing. I do not deserve love from anyone Umas or not with this kind of mindset so maybe I was the broken one this entire time
>>540187927You're like 90% of retards in this thread, who want a pet they can fuck
>>540187835Nice, I hope Byzantine Dream finally takes it for the Japanese.
>>540187927This but for Teio and instead of picking her up I abuse her more
>>540187927
>>540185701>trying to do medium-long runner careers while only training mile runner staminaThis gets me almost every day trying to do ace runs with BrianShe absolutely needs 500 stamina, or 600 on hard mode, to win the spring Tenno Sho otherwise her career ends right then and there
>>540187582we forgot to tell you that you also need 18* stam parents on top of having decent groundwork sparksalso I've started to cope with seiun sky stam card and just accepted the fact that I'll have lower power than others, hopefully one of my triple fronts will be lucky enough against a late-started falcon
>>540187859>just get 18 star stam inherits that also have 18 stars of aptitude and groundwork and green skills
>>540188026this guy wants a FULFILLING relationship with his imaginary horse girl
>>540188226right
I fucking hate Ryan so much why son't you give me any usable sparks you ugly ass bitch
>>540187108just use stam sparks and hit stamina during summer
>>540186378power is less important for front runners than you think it is. i'm considering switching to a 4 speed/ 2 stam deck but losing helios hints is a brick
I give up trying to get left handed, but at leasts this Taiki should be good for something later. Unless it's trash and not useful for any CM due to greens not being applicable.
>>540187927you don't deserve her
>>540188332>Losing a power card with 80 fucking specialty priorityGrimThis is what happens when you don't have stamina parents
>>540188313but my summer speed rainbows?!?!?!
>>540188026women are pets though
>>540188380That's actually very good for a future event where you can your blue, pink, and green sparks.
>>540188091
>>540187927wait like 3 years for still in love
I want a pet I can fuck, hug, impregnate, kiss and marry
>>540188982Get a dog.
>>540188226now you're understanding why you shouldn't use stat "guides" as any kind of benchmarkthe only thing that matters is the min stamina requirement, pump speed and power, and whatever else you can pick up is a bonus
>>54018822618 stars of stamina to only require 80 stam. You'll have less, but you'll easily get that much stam from training power. Go find a 7-9* stam borrow.
So how many points do witmaxxers actually get?Getting 1st + 2nd + 3rd is 30,000 points, plus good positioning bonus, times multipliers. That sounds a lot better than making sure a couple more gold skills proc.
Today's 3 6-Mile 11-Groundwork sparks double circle runs:>Pace Chaser 1 activates, no Groundwork, 1 Guts>Medium 2 Activates, no Groundwork, 1 Wit>bare minimum sparks, 1 WitThis has been happening for the past 14 days. I have done over 70 Seiun Skys and 0 have had Groundwork sparks or 3 star anything to even make a parent. My last 30 veterans have been Wit and Guts.
The perfect wife is a highly functional and humble retard and I'm tired of society pretending it isn't
>Got the Bofa deez nuts event literally 1-2 days before senior year endedIs it completely random if this event ever shows up, I swear I see it once like every 30 careers or something
>Fast learner>Several multi rainbows in a rowThis run is going to go nuclear
>>540189247I do love me some Rice
>>540189179You can make proccing golds more reliable than getting a podium sweep and sometimes you'll get a podium sweep anyway and that's you done for the week.
IM RICH
>>540189017I want this one
>>540189121NTA I have my own older 7-8* stam parents but I'd have to give up 5-6* groundwork on my side. Having to rely solely on borrowed groundwork with potentially iffy affinity feels bad.
>>540189467This always makes me smile
Why are you still playing this kusoge?
what happens if i learn groundwork on my end closer that has the skills to proc it
>>5401896430/10 try harder
>>540189601Sakura Chiyono O...I can and smell your pits..I can taste..
>just ran into this in a public room
"just get a job if you wanna whale in uma" OkMy job is graphic designhttps://files.catbox.moe/568qfd.jpg
>>540189527Throw almost all your races for a +10% chance of proccing your two golds?
>>540189179To me the main thing is that winning gets you those gift rewards. I'm already retraining class 6 easily, give me that extra sp/friendship/carats.
>>540189787wow, vodka is so cool!
>>540189834>2That should be 5 at least.
>>540188470specialty prio doesn't mean a ton on str cards, particularly because power trainings base values are so low. you gotta pray some other uma with training effectiveness will some sit on str
>>540189834Yes because I have 80+ attempts to do that
How to get big speed, big stamina and big power?
>>540189989Train
>>5401899895 guts 1 wit (fine motion MLB)
>>540188313I never understood why people would not go for rainbows during summer
>>540189989Luck and good innherits
>>540189807Why do i keep opening shit on catbox
what the fuck grass wonder is dogshit
>>540190093Well 1 rainbow just isnt that great in summer and oftentimes you can shore up your guts if youre having a particularly good run where you didnt get a chance to click guts or stam yet
guess every other uma takes summer off and all the races i have to do in the middle of summer camp are lies, huh?
>>540190093Because your rainbows are on facilities you are normally training. The benefit of summer is everything is level 5. So if you have 4 people on guts, it's a great training that lets you shore up your guts. Similar for stamina if you brought speed/power/wit.Going for rainbows isn't necessarily wrong, but the biggest advantage of summer is shoring up your bad stats.
>>540189787did she win?
>>540190169Teio has never looked sexier
>>540190093t. hits every 1 support rainbow training and then has no energy and misses 2+ support rainbows
>>540185167This pic makes me diamonds. God why can't Umas be real? I might have to roll the dice on isekai so I can have Cafe look at me like this.
>>540189484This villain killed Maru and took her clothes. How evil.
>>540190367No, the winner was a Fantasy El.
>>540189807Why the balls got a baby bottle on em
I wish my Oguri ran like this https://youtu.be/8fmaWD4JruQ?si=jKDVvXy5u9cCMXXM
If you just wanted new umas in general wouldn't it be better to wait a year and then roll on banners?
>>540190597>Nodeserved, Vodka should always be a late gambler>Fantasy Elbased illegal alien lover
I'm fucking uninstalling. Literally everyone has a 9 stam Seiun parent with some kind of Groundwork sparks. I've raised over 100 and I've never even gotten Stamina 2, and I've only gotten Groundwork 1 on 3, all of which have Wit 1 or 2. In over 300 runs I have a total of 3 3 star parents, all Speed. I have never rolled an SSR from the gacha, I have only hit pity.I'm uninstalling this cancerous rigged shit. My account is obviously blackballed.
>>540188026trvke but stop being so fucking gay for a change will ya. Live a little. Also retard or not, for every sane woman there's 20 broken birds waiting for some idiot to take pity on them so, realistically, anon's just playing for the better odds, meanwhile you'll die alone waiting for your black swan.
>>540190487SEXO
>>540190776holy shit nevermind ROLL NOW
>>540191018You have Seiun stop being a bitchAnd if you look at Uma DBNo they dont
blasting my thick oji-san ropes into Teio
>>540191149I pass on my bad luck to you
>>540191319I am looking at over 200 accounts with 9 star Seiun with Groundwork 1-9, faggot. Kill yourself.
Where'd we settle on professor of curves for CM3?
>>540191534It always a pace/front skill so take it if you're pace/front.
>>540191534Cost inefficient, low priority behind style/distance corners and then style/distance straights. But it never hurts.
>>540191442And more? What a deal
>>540191534Scam if you can buy another skill instead of upgrading
>>540191684Also it has a stupid name
Don't even know what I'm cooking no mo
>>540191149wow that's crazy anon, why don't you EXPLODE
>>540189431Oh it went nuclear alright - straight into meltdown. I got 8 mood down events during senior year, most I have ever gotten. That rumor about having 400+ in a stat before first inspo has to be true; every run I've obtained that goes south.
>>540191879why pace and not late?
>gold city has trouble saying no to old menhot, I will now roll for her.
is this okay?5* stam from parents as well as groundwork 3* from one of them
>>540191954post deck
>>540192000try it out
>>540191956Got none of the late sparks or relevant abilities, so switched to pace since I also inherited from mcqueen grandma
Is there a faster way to do team trials than just spam clicking the result button?
Kitasan Guts. The rest nowhere.
>>540192276they'll add a skip to it eventually
Nishino Flower's speed card is so bad but I need Pace Chaser corners....
>>540190295I like cafes voice. She also has a look similar to bancho that my eyes quite like. Hope somehow have carats around that time but itll be tough...
>>5401920684speed: MLB Kita/Sweep/King, 3LB Flash2power: MLB Helios, 1LB Vodkaparents: 14 stam 1speed 4mile 5late + some other crap that doesn't apply to CM3.
>>540192380use teio speed for pace straights
>>5401925504 speed is overkill for Grass since she has 20% speed bonus
>>540191385>three fukukitarusSorry she changed your bad luck to good, try again
>>540190296someone should make an easy infographic that tracks all the greens each g1 gives. Not me, but someone.
>>540192380I'm sorry for doubting you, Ms. Flower.
Gold City please be my gf
mmm no
Tazuna, you should take off your hat, it's very hot outside. Director too.
I can max Creek potential, should I go for it?
>>540193076cat soaks up all the heat; inside the hat is very cool thanks to this
>>540192681I can never cap speed with those cards while getting the other stats to a passable level. Pretty sure I just suck.
>>540193154Do you like her? You should always potential 5 the umas you like
It's Trainer not Toraina
Wasted all my borrows today
Twin Turbo
>3 minutes without a post
it's finally over...
NATURE
>>540193649No, why are you brown?
>>540193649>deflecting from the main SEA culpritsus
>>540193720nice
>>540185757NTA but when i try to frontrun tennosho if i have less than 700stam im almost always certain that i will lose
GRRRRRRRRR-ASS
>>540193750Scorching SEA sun and thousands of hours of farm field labor made me like that...
>>540186921Is it just me or is she better in career as a pace chaser?Specifically career
>MLB Kitasan>MLB Tosho>MLB EIshin>can't get pass 900 SPD because I can't fucking get a single triple rainwbowMeanwhile 3~4 triple rainbow with Vodka/Oguri/HeliosFuck this shit, you need LUCK to everything for this game
>>540193202That's animal abuse, the cat will get heat exhaustion. Take it off.
gn
>>540193649trvke
>>540194041I can get 1200 speed with only MLB kitasan borrow and F2P cards holy shit how are you this bad
>>540193534>2*bikobros...... not like this
>>540194292There's no "good" or "bad" at this game, every turn training is a gacha roll to see if the game gives you rainbow or notIf it's so easy for you to get 1200 SPD 1200 PWR then you a whale larping as a f2p
r8
I love her
>>540194609bwo your angling????
>>540194263
>>540194609cards? parents?
>>540194628>Kitasan but for gutsShe'll be good down the road.
>>540194345>bikobros
seeing silly shit like this get through ura is always amusing
>>540194146this is misinformation, cats are immune to minor and moderate negative effects from heat
>>540194871>>Kitasan but for guts>She'll be good down the road.yeah and just like Kita, she wants to be as close to MLB as possible otherwise she's a roamer.
>>540194910Forgot to mention>Guts *2>URA *2
>>540194609>2 post proficiency skills for final requirement for groundwork>not focusWhy exactly?
>>540188656based
>>540194609stupid mask, wrong costume entirely, should be fantasy brawler, -6/10
I became an egg bros...
>>540194345she's a g1let, so it's fine
Everybody reroute your current career so that you can run Sleipnir Stakes as many times as possible. Don't think don't ask questions just do it
>>540187927unironically skill issue, next time learn to manipulate your partner better
i don't know what kind of deck i should be running on my aces for CM3
>>540194609you do not have seiun ult but its pretty usable if you don't get anything better in my opinion
>>540195462Try a guts card. For your second card, try a guts specialist. The rest should mostly or entirely be focused on guts. You can borrow whatever you want... just probably make sure it's a guts card, but other than that you can do whatever.
>>540195462>parentskills>acestatscongratulations I just solved the game for you lil brono need to thank me, oh what's that you want my paypal? it's banned
>>540195462Daiwa + Vodka with Ace Natie as the third wheel
>got the rainbows and Mile S>not a single chain event finishedFucking retarded game
Teio will have sex with me
>>540195786stop being bad at this game bro
Someone posted a table that showed the chance of inheriting aptitude sparks based on grandparent/parent spark distribution a couple days ago. Any chance anyone here has it, I don't want to spelunk in the archive for an hour.
Why do botched runs give me better blues and pinks
>>540195993if it's the one with red<>green coloring I don't have it
>>540196193suffering is very inspiring to umas
>>540196476whos this horse? I forgot her name
>>540196256It was just a table with a parent spark count on one axis and grandparent spark count on the other. Can't remember what color it was, but thanks anyway.
>>540196581Horse?It's just an image of the track.
probably an OC
>>540196581Matikanecrownwearer
>>5401948074 Speed 2 Power Cardsbut was like 3 different ura sparks tho. Think 2x2ura 1x1ura>>540194732>>540195147Didn't get them but my ideal ults would be smart falcon and mcqueen ult. Working on a Mcqueen parent instead atm to toss out tachyon.
unrelated but should i switch my mihono sexbot operatting system to win11? No, no amount shilling will ever make me switch to linux i fell for that stupid shit during my college years already
>>540196675Crown wearer? You mean Satono Crown?
I give up, I can't
>>540177408You can still get spooked by them on Unsu's banner.
Tosen Jordan is cute
>>540196615https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0it's probably in here somewhere
>Falco is in third >speeds up with a bunch of skills and uses her ult>my fronts are now left in the dust
>Unrelated but[-]
>>540196803A good advice someone told me is that you should never give up today, always give up tomorrow. if you can always give up tomorrow, you can do anything today.
>>540195786>haven't gotten mile spark in four runs>suddenly get a run where I whiff on Tazuna's THH event and have been averaging like 1.2 supports per click all the way up to hopeful, no hints whatsoever>don't even fucking tell me I already know>three separate mile sparks in first three goddessesH-how do they know?
>>540196780I use Linux and this game doesn't seem to work for me in it. I guess the compatibility crap they use is pretty finicky. I have to boot into Windows (10) to play the game on PC
>>540196705>200 stamina from sparksno wonder you got that with no stam support
>slipstream into playtime's over + speed eaterThis will NEVER not be funny
>picked Yaeno for Play Time's Over>autopilot and selected top option>got It's On instead>bricked mile S and Groundwork runI'm sorry Suzuka...
>>540197083this but with THH and a blunt
>>540196943Nta but thanks for posting this.
>>540197013
Are diapers a requirement for goo goo babies?
>>540197203It's On might help you overtake a Blockushin maybe
I don't like when other umamusume criticize and sadden my trainee for enjoying races too much and not focusing enough on winning. Examples: Urara, Ryan, and especially Winning Ticket. You can crushingly defeat Biwa Hayahide in a major race and she'll still get all uppity with Ticket for not being a worthy rival (because she's having too much fun).
>>540188656You don't have sex with pets
>>540197246The only SSR event I care about finishing is Kitasan's and even that's not a dealbreaker, I want my money back you fraudulent bitch!
>>540196256here
I just suck ass at training short distances. Medium/long feels so braindead since all the stats are covered. If I only mash speed + power I get guts + wit checked. Maybe guts cards really are the answer.
Well isnt that nice
i'm done with my Ace runs, if I'm also running front for cm4, who are the good parents? I have seiun sky
>>540197528thanks though should've also (You)'d the other guy>>540195993
If the uma don't get any winnings prize (since betting isn't allowed) and most likely don't get royalties on their merch either, how exactly do they survive after graduation? Tracen's education seems to mostly focus on racing instead of college prep. Do most of them just fuck off back to the countryside with their husband trainers?
>>540197626One of those cuties looks like it isn't first-rate. Maybe throw that one in the trash
>>540197626oh hohohoho~
>>540197528Thanks doc.
>>540197315Until the game clarifies otherwise, it's optional
>>540197726They find work in certain industries whose demand for them never seems to decrease.
I want to feed uma
>>540197142>>540197940why is my adopted daughter like this?
>>540197726>how exactly do they survive after graduation?Nobody speaks about the fate of husbandless mob umas that kept losing but ones with trainers are set for life.
>>540178084what do you do as freelancer bwo
>>540197940>no chest>no hips>terrible voiceWhy does this midget think she can seduce me?
wew thats one fatass sweaty whale. Maybe i should submit to blockushin, my vodka placed 3rd against his 2
>>540197940sex goddess
>>540197940Sex with Teio in that outfit
>>540198075Erratic behavior occurs when the brain is starved of oxygen. You need to vigorously clean her nose slit with a long needle once every hour (overnight too), or this problem will only worsen, due to cumulative brain damage. This is the consequence of centuries of breeding for speed and only speed, at the cost of functional noses.
>>540198348You know he's probably seething over not having MLB creek (even if it takes him 3 extra clicks to get stamina rainbows)
This is annoying but the red notification icon is NOT WORKING for my dailies....
>>540198449he had mlb tazuna on his falcon too
>Season 2>Team Canopus is iconic>Rice Shower/Bourbon was a great arc for a couple of episodes>Palmer/Helios was a nice ongoing B-plot throughout the season>Season 3>Duramente is barely a rival character>The new Canopus members like Sounds of Earth are barely relevant>Cheval Grand got development in the span of like 5 minutes where she suddenly decides she loves Kitasan>Satono Crown is literally part of Kitasan's friend group and her generation but has next to no screen time>Dia-chan's one episode of her fighting jinxes is literally the one saving grace of Season 3How the fuck did Season 3 fumble side characters so hard when they did them so well in Season 2?
>>540198442what the fuck did I just read
>>540198541Cinderella Grey is cygame's only attempt at making an actual good anime.
>>540197940this will be an unpopular take but I don't find Teio attractive at all. her squeaky voice and genki personality put her in daughter territory for me.
>>540198647thats cool but who asked?I don't get these posts where some asspie has to reply with "Heh, I don't like it" like anyone gives a shit
>>540198603>osampo somehow google translated into sex months ago
>/uma/ pretending like they wouldn't dedicate their life to teio if she was real and showed them even a crumb of attention
tell me how jealous you are right now
weird uma
>run the new Golshi card on a parent>get Straightaway Spurt>get Groundwork>get End Closer Savvy>end the run with about 15 skills for every style>Speed 2 Late 1 Unique 1>1 Focus sparkI'm about to shoot my PC.
>>540198702>HOW DARE YOU DISCUSS THINGS ON A DISCUSSION BOARD
>>540198765that's a donkey
Why is Googoo Creek so hard to raise
>>540198760ew, real women are gross2d women exist only in the cool moments and not during my bouts of IBS or crippling autism
>>540198541It feels really weird. Like the show is separated every 4 episodes, and none of the side characters survive.
>>540198642emphasis on "attempt"
>>540198886what. shes so easy mode, almost as easy as Vodka. whatre you doing wrong.
>>540199013:3>>540198904family full of WHORES
>>540198541s3 is very strange. I quite like both kita and dia but its so unbelievably dull that i still haven't finished last 2 eps 2m later
>>540199013my Teio porn... the Yakuza have gone too far.
Helios card is actually garbage. Who the fuck recommends this shit. My LB3 Bourbon outperforms it.
>>540199124>didn't even talk to each other after episode 7
>>540199292
>>540199223
>>540199324Gold looks better anyways...
Anyone else 500+ careers without a single 3 star spark vet?
>>540199382unironically>>540199223>from cute stuff to this>from this to slop
Why does Maruzensky have shit affinity with everyoneStupid unlovable hag
Gold Ship would never fuck up this much. I can’t even get her skill up to level 4. How the fuck is Taishin this bad?
Ignoring Star Blossom. Which horse do you think is getting the anime treatment
CM test, bring 3!16861808
>240k event pointsHow can casuals do this, MLBing their gold ship card instead of considering cl**ting it?>>540199557She's too old and if she didn't have shit affinity she'd be too powerful.
>>540198886Elaborate what you mean by “raise”
>>540198760thats my daughter you pedophile scum
>>540180474>I wish we could save replaysyou can though
>>540199731yeah, there's bitter trannies from twitter that get laughed at every time they postjust remember you'll never be a woman or liked by anyone
https://files.catbox.moe/0u7hdm.jpeg
>>540199758as in RAISE UP, MY PEOPLE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-FB6Opo5c
>>540180474just use the steam record function
>>540198647low tes
>>540199909hot
>>540199909at least it's not futa
Fuck blocking *wins*
>>540199706The ticket cost is too high on rainbow cleats. Might as well use it during the event and if I am using it I might as well uncap it.
>>540199703Doesn't anyone wanna cm test...
>>540180849shit...FIX THIS CYNIGGERS
>>540199508Satono Noa…
>>540199385Assuming you're getting speed/stam/power to at least 600 every run, the odds of that being true are less than 0.000024% or 1 in 4,166,666. I want to believe you anon, I really do.
>>540199974>The ticket cost is too high on rainbow cleats.What the fuck are you smoking, wasn't it 1,2,2 ticketsCleating a single SSR gets you 1 month of tickets
>>540199940https://files.catbox.moe/aa4bnk.jpeg
>>540180849...what? im trying to see it, but I can't for the life of me.
Beeline Burst any good?
>>540200146>>540199909AI or an MMD?
>>540199292>>540199719El Condor Pasa's mask is like a virus...
>>540200146even hotter but i would be pinning her down instead
I beeline burst towards my trainee and straightaway spurt inside her.Your turn.
>>540199909
>>540200224>he thinks anon post quality stuff (mmd)its ai, you can tell. some parts seem 3D, others are very clearly 2D slop that the model can't deal with properly.
>>540188761*kiss*
>>540200201Marginally. It has a good chance of activating too early or too late on this track. Definitely not as good as Professor.
>>540200229Still don't know how the fuck Tsuyoshi outlive the other golden gen
>>540199840Criticizing pedophilia in this general always seems to produce this kind of vicious, unhinged response. Why are you people so sensitive? Nobody seems to much mind the constant trashtalking of brown people, yet people hungry for child rape get up on their high horse IMMEDIATELY when slightly challenged. It's so silly.
>>540200059I have over 100 Guts 1s.
>>540200034I'm throwing in the towel. I can't meet the stat reqs while still maxing speed. I have accepted that I am the muri jobber.
>>540200273I encroaching shadow on your left
>OFF BY A FUCKING POINT>Stamina 2*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>540200475its FBI agents in here mad about being exposed for pizzagate
>>540200475Nah it’s not due to this general. It’s because of the hours
They're not humans so it's technically not pedophilia
>>540186921UpdateThis still sucks ass
>>540200475It’s all of /vg/, actually. I’m not sure what’s going on but it’s been ramping up a lot over the last two-ish years.
>>540200690trvth nvke
>>540200690they (house pets) are not humans so it's technically not rape and disgsuting
>>540200475careful if you rile up the manila posters you're gambling on them calling you a discord tranny or mass reporting you. If you post a chart they'll even spam illegal content for hours on end because nobody in their country gives a shit about it.
>>540200709A group of mayanos is called a mayonaise
>>540192696I think all of them give green skills according to that race's settings
>>540200860Shut up, Rudolf.
>>540200761but house pets arent 1000 year old vampire dragon lolis
>>540200860Mayanoise
>>540201185>>540201185>>540201185
I like Daring Tact. She is the most chill triple crown / tiara uma.
>>540201216weirdos here wait till page 9 before baking
>>540200370the easiest tell is the eyes
>>540197528>>540196256What are these from?
>>540197058Just made another one with biwa power card instead and 1x 2star Ura spark. The skills are shit though.Biwa is better imo, I only tried bourbon for the front runner straights.
