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>>540247927is the developer of mystery of the malign here, and how does he feel about his game's sales and popularity so far?
my game made 4 figures
I remember wondering how games worked back when I was a kid playing Crash Bandicoot on the PS2. Like, how'd they store all those images inside the CD? I hypothesized that maybe every frame was stored as an image and the joypad just made them get drawn on the TV? It's very silly thinking back now that I know all about how rendering in 3D and 2D works now. And how lackluster the PS2 Crash games were in hindsight.
for code use grok 4 fastfor textures use nano bananafor models use meshyfor animation use anything worlduse suno AI for musicuse VoxCPM-0.5B for voice "acting"
Dear whodevs: I resent you.
I'm the world's first true solodev, I don't even have youtubers playing my game to promote it for me.
>>540247927>10 posts early just to have undershart in the OPyup, fygoon was right
I don't want to make complex, hard to make, time investment heavy games
:(
>>540247927>updating your flop after gamerpigs sharted on youhumiliation ritual, just move on to the next game
>>540248350I think it's an interesting case that can be learned from.I don't know what Fygoon claimed.
>>540248669he said that he would troll 'cord by saying hes gonna make new threads which would lead to paranoia and early or duplicate threads, i do think its funny tough
how important is baking my textures if all im using is photos/images for my textures in blender? it seems like its a step needed inbetween blender -> engine, but i can't figure out why
Check out my new original character Draygun! He's the main character in my awesome new game called "The Draygorian Tail"
'gress
>>540249502FUCK I meant 3D raymarching, not raycasting. Signed distance fields.
>>540249319Good art style.
>>540248917If you're using photos you probably don't even need PBR at all.
>>540249319Did you screenshot bg3 lizard in a creator and turned it into pixel art?
>>540249502For what purpose?I already do in my project.
>>540249645yeah im not using them. im just saying for example baking multiple photos into one texture. if i use multiple photos for one asset for example and bash them together
>>540249780It's a good shader programming exercise, that's why, but if you do already then sure whatever.
>>540249885I do it with the dedicated tools and besides I want to learn 2d before adding another dimension to the mix.
>>540249818Well that depends on the mesh, the resolution of each texture and how much the object is used in the scene.If it's 3 4096x textures, then yeah it's probably a good idea to bake them into something smaller.If it's 2 256x and one 512x then it might not be such a problem.Just know that the more textures a single mesh uses, the more drawcalls it makes, which makes it more expensive from a computational standpoint.Higher res textures eat more VRAM.The rest you can measure and figure out on your own.
>>540249745no it's AI i was having an argument with someone who wouldn't believe that void war was using AI portrait so i prompted those real quick to show him
How will they know if it's AI muzak? It sounds no different from royalty free tracks made by real humans.
>even if i worked for 4 years and the game was a flop, I would have learned so much, I would have grown as a person and I would have the dignity of like, I had finished a project and I feel that is important too and that can, you know... if you keep that going, eventually, you're really increasing your chances of something happening... it's better than doing nothing!https://youtu.be/83DYlsJoaFk?feature=shared&t=4032
>>540250243
>>540250142alright i guess i just have to use some discretion, thanks
>>540250243do you not get repulsed watching youtube videos with upbeat/epic/trololololol royalty free music?
>>540250615No? There's different kinds of royalty free music and the channels I watch use appropriate free music?
>>540250708to me it feels corporate and gross, to each their own ig
>>540250869Well nigga I ran out of money for some of my musics in my game and unless you can make me a better one than AI, I don't have much other options anymore.
>>540250964instant skip if i see thisnot because i love ai so much, but because whatever dev is desperate/retarded enough to do this is also probably woke as shit and well... retarded.
>>540250969get to work wagie. i love listening to particular music artists and ill be paying them to make some music for my gameu, i simply need them as part of my project
>>540251151I didn't say all music is ai generated, only very small portion of it. And my payday won't come soon anyway. I need this game out NOW, and I'm not taking out a loan just so someone like you would still shit on my game.
>>540250615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjRyCmOssG8
>>540250964so this dev is preemptively kneeling like a kuk, ngmi
made some UI, I don't want to do any more at the moment since I'm frankly sick, tired, and have an 8 hour shift today.
Reminder that there is no ethical argument against AI, not when gaymers are pigs.Gaymers will NEVER buy your game full-price, only if it's 50%, they will pirate, buy keys, review-bomb your game if you stick to your vision, and just generally will defraud you, the dev at any moment they can.If they're not willing to respect your craft and your investment, you don't have to either. Don't disclose AI usage either if it's well hidden. They DESERVE to be treated like cattle.
NOOOOOOO how dare you being proud of you sloppa-free game? Uhhhh delete this it makes me dysphoric! I am a real programmer/artist too!
>>540253321>NOOOOOOO how dare you being proud of you sloppa-free game?ESL moment
>>540253321AI is coming
>>540253472EOL moment. (english only language)
>>540253258this, also it's trannies upset about AI because they were extremely overrepresented in programmers/artists
Mongol 2 Rocket Jumping.https://youtu.be/_aEHykfHWJ4?si=zUQLbyh_X0Jje0DF
post prog
yeah blah blah steam just takes 30% and doesn't give a shit, gaben's yachts whateverbut the bigger problem is that now users will be less likely to play games from small/unknown developers.
>>540254570Based
>>540255208I haven't made any prog. Just fixing DD bugs.
>>540255383Its fairly easy to do this. Only your first compile gets screened. You could delete system32 with a button
>>540255208Not mine >>540250935
What's your game dev ambiencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GM2pctX0K0
>>540255746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F18i3WLWooc
I will put a script in my game that will detect if the game is modded and run a fork bomb in the backround if it is.
my capsule art looks bad
>>540255746What's the origin of that pic? I feel like I recognize it.
>>540255746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2YHjzd-D8
bros?
>>540256417>folksFucking troonware
>Start the game volume way too high so players are forced to open the menu and see all the options they otherwise might missPost other gamedev hacks
>>540256848most good software is made by troonsyou just gotta pick the less deranged troons
my capsule art isnt looking too good
How the fuck do I implement a dynamic Vector in C that stores its data as a contiguous chunk of memory instead of an array of void*? I'm trying currently but obviously push/pop/insert/remove fails with memory alignment after count > 1 because void* don't apparently store information about element size thus indexing the "void* data" does not work properly.
>>540256417nanite isn't all that great. just use manual LOD's like every game in history.
How good is AI at generating code these days? Could someone (me) with zero experience writing code make something more complex than Pong or Asteroids using purely AI generated code and YouTube tutorials? I don’t want to make anything that complicated, basically a game that’s just flipping through 2D menus.
>>540257590It'll be a lot easier if you had a bit more than zero experience writing code. Like basic understanding.
>>540256942You can make a good game so players give you money for it.
>>540255746This picture makes me unreasonably sad and nostalgic. I’m such a fucking loser.
>>540257418Why not just keep the size along with the void *?
>>540255208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSQc30knrgI
>>540257959I store element size, yes, but indexing the void* data array does not work unless one casts it to the underlying type first. I guess I'll have to do the Vector operation functions with macros.
>>540255746I think it'd actually be giga kino to make some sort of abstract exploration game like mirrai nikki but in 4chan meme and HAPENNING landscapes through the yearsI've only ever been maining /v/ and /a/ so it would be kinda lackluster
>>540257590100%these were made by me with AI, i don't even know how to programhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569474876https://github.com/Rotwood-Vale/Ratwood-Keep/pull/897https://github.com/Rotwood-Vale/Ratwood-Keep/pull/760https://github.com/Rotwood-Vale/Ratwood-Keep/pull/531
>>540258141A Hypnospace type of game where you have to dig through old forum posts full of broken image links and deleted posts might be fun.
Is there a source code available somewhere for dragon quest 1 or some other old or small RPG?
>>540258096Also thinking of pointer arithmetic but I'm not sure if that's stable?
>>540257590Its still bad unless you're making small projects. Fucker can't even read documentation.
>>540258141after wandering through the desolation, you arrive at 7 with the other ancientfags
>>540258143This isn’t encouraging
I spent all this time fucking around with shaders when I could have just stuck another mesh node in front instead
>>540258498Maybe I cast it to char* while doing stuff? I'll try.
>>540258537
>>540258096>>540258498Yeah you could do pointer arithmetic then cast the result pointer to the desired type. Just make a minimum viable product and test it if you don't want to use an existing vector implementation
>>540258143>look at all of my dogshit I madewow, thanks. smells like shit
>>540258514I barely even know what documentation is. Am I screwed?
>>540258774post your game nigger
>>540256221neon genesis evangelion mb
I'm a failure. I can't do anything without refs.
https://gist.github.com/Kaldaien/c66bf3dca62a5ac63785714f686e60adone of the best modder deletes his steam account after 20 years because of valve's shitty practices, the gamerpigs collective response? attack him
>>540258775Yes.
>>540258734I have to say this is the blind leading the blind, I have never actually implemented vectors, nor do I use them in my game, I just have ad hoc arrays.
>>540258734Well I tried but it still results in misalignment after count is > 1. Hmm.
So what, am I not allowed to use AI even if I want to replace it afterwards when the game makes some money?
>>540258906FC Barcelona...>>540256221>>540258862It's ozymandias by shelley
>>540259092ignore anti AI posters
>>540258837posting my game isn't going to make your bottom of the barrel slop any better. you can assume the worst about my game and it won't make anything you made better.
New day, new allotment of morale to burn through.
>>540259092You're not allowed to use placeholder art. Source: me.Full, production ready assets from the get-go. Can't do it? Oh well. Game dev is an aryan pursit. Better luck next incarnation, rajesh.
i think half the marketing scammers have my game on a special spreadshit with notifications because i put my game on sale and all of them are now "resending" just incase i missed your service email the first 4 times, THIS will be the one that gets me
>>540259071You could do arithmetic on void pointers, no?
fygoon was right
>>540259318it's objectively better than anything you have made, nothing
>>540259071Whatever I cannot get it to work and I suspect even if I could it would not be stable. I guess I'll just use dynamic void** Vector instead of later create a memory arena allocator so that I can get some contiguous void** memory.>>540259606That's illegal without GCC extensions, which is why I cast it to char* so that I could calculate offsets based on bytes. But that does not work, I don't understand why.
Is grassfag here? Just want to say hi.
>>540259092Its better to do minimalistic art that you can do than AI art.
>>540259695>look I shit on a plate>haha you have nothing on your plate>i'm objectively better because you have nothingwow, great logic. your father must be proud of your poop on a plate.
Time to read musica poetica, chuds.
>>540260261It's not art. It's musics. I don't have the money for the full soundtrack, so I maded some with AI. But I will be replacing it if it makes enough money to replace.
>>540260231He's living in your head rent free, remember? Just give your skull a knock.
Anything but working on a game uh
AIndian nodevs attention seekers are unusually active today for some reason
>>540259673Fygfag is wrong by default. Grassfag won.
talking about himself pathetically and not at all subtlety thanks to smaller than average cranial size award
>AIndian nodevs attention seekers are unusually active today for some reason
>>540258141Super Mario /v/orld is a bit like that
>>540260431post your game faggot
https://pastebin.com/VYVqRMBPhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569474876rate
>>540261560claude/10
>>540261732you're so butthurt lol
>>540261781>>540261336>>540258837>>540259695>n-no, YOU'RE butthurtkek, @grok is this true?
>>540262242you can't stop me using AI for everything
>>540262362AI isn't the problem. You're just too stupid to harness it like a real jeet.
>>540262468i'm white
Remember to being inspired by real life chuds, instead of copy pasting shit from games and anime.
>>540262568>didn't win the indian brahman lotterysmdh, you're ngmi
>>540258143>ratwoodah hell nah
>>540249024Damn bro, can you tell us more? Looks sick and original!
No post processing.
>>540263375roguetown (the codebase this post is from and also ratwood) are based on lifeweb, picrel
the unemployed slavix nodevs having a normal one again huhfygoon was right btw
>>540263542how does that excuse allowing underages to erp with old men in their 30s tough? this aint ancient greece homo pedophilia aint right
>>54025005210km, maybe, but yeah the idea would be to have a sort of LoD system for NPC AI. Even close up the npc vs npc dogfights would probably be a very simple version of the real thing, and only the ones being targeted by the player or targeting the player would have like the 'max' AI running. And then I'm imagining outside of maybe solo missions the player would have a max number of enemies capable of targeting the player at a time, so easy might have 3 active enemies, and hard might have like 10 or something.But yes, very spitbally right now. These NPCs aren't *real* they're just to have something on the screen and give me something to interact with.
>>540263845the "child sprites" are literally the adult sprites the adult sprites squished at 0.9x scale, also they did have actual child sprites and they were removed, that post is from the main blackstone dev, like a day after their player pop went down to like 20 and ratwood had 100+
>>540263479this is what a degree in game design does to your brain
any 3D artists wanting to collab? we're working on a small 3D project (idle game, low poly, cute characters)we have an artist and a programmer
>>540264619let me guess, you're the artist
1 artist = 5 codemonkeys
had some good ideas while in the showert. nodev
>>540264619do you have a business already created for it like an llc? do you think i'm going to just blindly trust that i get my share of the profits?
>>5402649211 enginedev = 10 artists
1 artist = starving
>>540265324>>5402649211 artist = 2 - 3 codemonkeys, 1 enginedev = 2 - 3 artists
>>540264921>1 artist = 5 codemonkeys
i relapsed again...
>>540264619>>540265296we will commission up front. though we are on a small budget so please keep that in mind
I'm daydreaming again. What would it cost to pay off a 150k sub youtuber for a 20 minute video? I'm thinking $2000.
>>540265735what's the genre? i can do 2d and 3d art
>>5402658455000 and a negative review
'goon squad we are winning
>don't have any ideas>join a game design discord where the community helps to incubate each other's ideas>find a prototype that is interesting but shit art>just steal all the design work/community feedback and implement it with more appeal
>>540266063What if I pay up front?
>>540266217>>540266063
>>540265719
>>540266217just kidding, $2000 is very reasonable, find whatever youtuber you want to shill your product and in their account page is normally a business email you can coldcall them on, shattershot to a bunch of smaller (150k subs) game youtubers till you get a positive responseor pay some faggot 30% to do that for you
>>540265908It'll be an idler game, something we can hopefully do within half a year max
>>540265735right, that makes sense. early in my day so i didn't consider all of the possible options. i'm pretty interested as well
I’m very happy to say that I might do a video game with my sister.She pitched it and she wants me to put it together while she does art and map design
>>540266820
>>540266540slop
>>540266820and then you lose your game in court, nice one, tard. or she just runs to your parents and you lose everything. i should say, that is, if you are a pathetic wimp
>>540266489If $2000 is reasonable, would $1000 be unreasonable?
>>540267359imagine forking over a grand+ for a 150k sub channel to do a video on your shit. what's that going to convert to? 25 sales?
I paid $7500 to enter the northernlion video roulette but didn't win, sucks.
>>540267470I'm daydreaming. But it'd probably be the most effective use of marketting budget, I'd wager.
This retard place in a nutshell
>>540267526no you didn't
>>540267645you're right i didn't, sorryi dont hve $7500
I will not be selling my game for money. I will be trading the single existing copy of it for a genetically engineered catgirl who loves me. The person who brings me this may play my game.
>>540266740do you have a portfolio or a site with your stuff on it?
lives
>>540267806
>>540267931>livesthose are called guys
>>540258440I found a write up on formulas and mechanics by a guy analyzing NES assembler code, nice autism.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/nes/563408-dragon-warrior/faqs/61640
>>540267594it is effective, but does it work out mathematically? it would be nice if we had a bunch of data on this exact thing
>>540268041>gamefaqs.gamespotretard
>>540268001
>>540268041
>>540267597Wish devs behaved more like gym bros, but I guess you gotta be an antisocial twat to make games, so.
>>540266916this latinx onlyfan whore is a multimillionaire, cant remember her name but she posted her bank account after being told to get a job
>>540268343
>>540268318stop talking, skinny zoomer
>>540268343alright, still doesnt have a job though
>>540268343why do any of us give a fuck though? women have always been able to sell their body, water is wet.
>>540268343The sooner people realize that the "lol almost no OF girls make any money" is a psyop the better. People don't realize that their waitress is making 90k working 20 hours a week either.
>>540268043I don't quite understand the "professional culture" of never discussing money spent. I suppose not revealing how much was spent frees up the seller to then charge a different future price, and thus revealing how much was spent would damage relationships with all sellers. Who wants to do business with someone who's going to fix their prices?
>>540268638waitresses aren't making 90k working 20 hours a week. i hate when shut ins living with their grandmother like yourself chime in on anything
>>540268114>>540268208What seems to be the problem?
Faggot """""""""artists"""""""""" act so smug as if they're superior and talk down on those who use AI but if it wasn't for the programmers writing, building and publishing the programms they use, they'd be less useful than a sack of shit.How many artists using Blender, Krita, Photoshop and whatever else can actually contribute to the codebases of these projects? Very little, I'd wager.
okay its boring nowlike AI, you haven't advanced, so youre repeating the same thing over and over againyoure mad, and youre upset
>>540268893AI mogs you
>540268893If you cannot draw a full-coloured, professional, production-ready image without the use of digital tools you're not a real artist, simple as.
NIIIIIIIIIIIGGGA JUST MAKE IT PLUSHABLE AND GET A PLUSHIER
>>540268827the fuck are you talking about, retard. artists are the entirety of the game. codemonkeys shouldn't even be mentioned on credits screens. that's coming from an online multiplayer dev with dedicated servers and a cash shop. coding is for dumb retards, everything goes into the art
learning art for a game takes years, learning to code for game takes 6 months
>>540268893makeup (You) because he forgot a >
>>540269078>learning to code for game takes 6 months6 months? try 6 weeks
>>540269039>>540269074>>540269078topkek
>>540269065How do people get plushies made, anyway? I assume they email some chink on alibaba, send some 3d models/concept art, and the industrial experts sort out the rest, magically.
Imagine not grinding all the gamedev skills.
>>540269232that's all they do, a bit of back and forth and you have a plushie
>>540269078It's more about the serviceable level to which you do either of those things, and how fast you can do them. Art takes a long time to get to a serviceable level, programming doesn't. But programming also often requires a lot higher level than just serviceable to get larger jobs done to the quality that is needed.
>>540269078Pewdiepie starting drawing production-ready artpieces after 6 months
>>540269353you're deluded, all effort goes into art. just stop talking
>>540268531Being skinny is an insult in america lol
>>540269065my plushies will be appealing for mommies not to manchilds
>>540269429>>540269078artfags are actually retarded and should be forced to wear a star on their clothing so i can spit on your homeless tranny ass when the landlord rapes you for another month rent free housing but throws you out anyway
>>540269232Literally just that. Alibaba has a feature where you can put out a request and they literally design the plush for you.Of course, most indie devs don't source it themselves, because letting a third party service such as Fangamer/Makeship deal with it is a hell of a lot easier than importing and selling them yourself.
>say that artfags are useless without the programs coders make for them>massive seethe ensuesLMAO
>>540269669tard esl, it's a pointless take. we're talking about gamedev, not software dev. are we going to go down this line? without whoever the fuck made computer hardware, without whoever the fuck made the internet, electricity, your retarded brain, etc
you cant do either lmfao
>>540269878relax nodev
>>540269669you just posted AI you retarded faggot
>>540269646>Literally just that.i already answered the anon, why are you giving your same exact two cents? i know, purely for attention because you sniff your own farts
>>540269078And learning muzak?
>>540269571It's kinda true though. In art you literally can't draw a 2d circle that looks good, either in shape or line quality for like the first 6 months. Because of the nature of programming and technology and abstraction of baser systems, you can mostly skip the fundamentals in programming. You can't skip the fundamentals in art, you literally need to use those yourself every time you do anything. Of course you pay for not having good fundamentals in programming too, but you can still throw something together without them in a way that you can't with art.
>>540269065Selling plushies of your game as an indie developer is like selling your body as a woman. Don't do it.Well actually given how many indie games have had plushies sold, alot of indie developers are whores.
>>540269669>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT NOTICE HOW ARTXISTERS HEAVILY RELY ON SOFTWARE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CODEMONKEYS ARE INFERIOR BECAUSE WE SAY SO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you guys don't really talk about game dev much, do you?
>>540269997Meds.
>540269791>540269946THEY JUST KEEP SEETHING LMAO
>>540270095While art demands mastering fundamentals like drawing a 2D circle, you fucking retarded faggot, programming requires a tight grip on core concepts like logic and syntax—skipping them churns out garbage code that crashes faster than your outdated art career, and good riddance, since AI can now crank out better visuals than your shaky nigger hand ever could, freeing the world from your mediocre paid doodles.
>>540269078>>540269140>>540269571Please... no fighting. You will have to do both as a solo developer. The real idiot in this scenario takes a side as a "programmer" or "artist", but the rational developer will just say "I'm a developer. I'm both."
>>540270249This is basically for retards yes
>>540269646>Fangamer/MakeshipThat's great. I'd imagine it'd be a real pain to pack, label, and tape 100+ orders.What are the margins on the usual plush?
>>540270378AI already does both, the only thing it's not GREAT at is programming, because it requires more skillartfags should rope because AI art is already at parity with the best artists
I’m a CS big boy, and art takes 90% of dev time unless you’re an enginedev. I don’t get why programmers act like indian nationalists when programming is the first thing you learn in college and the lowest-level job in CS
>>540270002i love her legsway better than "thick" women
>>540245223Here you go.
>>540240901Didn't DeadWire have like 10k wishlists before release? It has a publisher, at least two proper game journalist reviews, and 5 languages. They did their marketing groundwork. It's just not a game that people want to play. Compare it to Malign, which only had like 1.8k wishlists. I keep telling you retards to stop making action-arcade games for a reason. No one fucking plays them unless they are absolutely spectacular.The Steam algorithm helps winners win harder and deludes losers into thinking they can be winners (they can't). As a loser, you might find that unfair. You just want Gabe to hand out gamedev socialist gibs.>>540243332>/agdg/ evaluates games in the exact same way a customer would before purchasing>Why is this general like this?You're coping so hard if you think the average customer is willing to go out on a limb to buy and download a $15 piece of shit that they don't already want to play, just to give it a try. Books are judged by their covers.
>>540270543>programming>lowest-level job in CSexquisite bait
>>540270493Fangamer seems to (?) pick games to do merch for whereas Makeship will make whatever has interest via crowd campaigns I think the margins are 10% for low batches but it goes up to 30% if you're selling hundreds of them
>>540270715i thought you guys were memeing but the publisher really does do absolutely nothing
I have a challenge. Every time you want to post something stupid, you have to work on your game for 10 minutes before you post it.It starts after this post if you want to take part.
>>540270579holy CHAD
>>540270095>>540270346>>540270543
>>540270534>the only thing it's not GREAT at is programmingIt's not great at anything my amigo. AI is the most aggressive advertising/marketing gimmick of our time, that's all. AI is not at parity with anything made by humans because it takes a fundamentally different approach to making it. It's in its own class so to speak.
>>540270802You mean a $20 plush costs $18 to make? That's terrible.
>>540270534programmer chads wonned bigly
>>540271069>It's not great at anything my amigo. AI is the most aggressive advertising/marketing gimmick of our time, that's all.>AI is not at parity with anything made by humans because it takes a fundamentally different approach to making it. It's in its own class so to speak.
>>540271115>You mean a $20 plush costs $18 to make?nta but they don't cost that to make. somewhere in the pipeline it's much cheaper. unless they're making them in America, which I doubt but I'm not certain.
claude code just fixed a problem i had for weeks and gave me a full .md file that explains how it fixed it and what the problem wasi want to cry
>>540271412>NOOOOO STOOOPPPP
>>540270579MBPS is pseudoscience
>>540271115It's to cover their designers and quality control and yada yada legalese etc, Makeship does pretty high quality stuff for a crowdsourced websiteAs usual, the more people get involved in something the less control you have over it, nothing stopping somebody from using other middlemen like ordering 500 Alibaba plushies and selling them through an order fulfillment middleman yourself, but that's more shit to deal with than just doing Makeship and having a trusted™ source™ that does everything involved
>>540271649Excuse you. I'm an INTJ and if that were true I think I would be able to tell.
>>540270738you don't code, shut the fuck up, raheesh
>>540271354there are plushie creators in america you absolute misinformed retard, again, stop talking if you don't know what you're talking about. attention seeker
>>540271742Well I didn't realize I was speaking to an Incredibly Negrified Total Jew
>>540271791
@cris when are you dropping a new song toughi need the inspo
>>540270715>Didn't DeadWire have like 10k wishlists before release? It has a publisher, at least two proper game journalist reviews, and 5 languages. They did their marketing groundwork. It's just not a game that people want to play. Compare it to Malign, which only had like 1.8k wishlists. I keep telling you retards to stop making action-arcade games for a reason. No one fucking plays them unless they are absolutely spectacular.DeadWire is a bug-ridden mess. It's not that hard.
>>540270738Actually writing code is the most entry level job in the software engineering field. It's what many people spend their careers trying to get away from so they can become managers, for some reason. Personally I love coding and don't want to end up as a project manager or some shit but I think by the time I'm 40 I'll be considered too old to code
>>540271649So when it disagrees with your worldview, it's pseudoscience? I guess this is why I lean right: because that is what I am.
I feel like the quality of this general has been very questionable lately.
>>540271902I really wish a girl would suck my dick. Maybe if my game is good enough a girl will like me.
>>540271263Isn't that an image of that one grifter?
Working on hard difficulty options for my word puzzle roguelike game. I'm thinking every 3 rounds you select a "curse" that makes the game harder. I'm using more of a Slice and Dice style system with one dedicated hard mode instead of something like Slay the Spire ascensions/Balatro stakes because most players don't complete all of those modes for each game mode/character/deck. Would also be open to a Hades style system where you pick the options at the start, but I think the variance makes it more fun. Thoughts?
>>540271884why are you mad? they're made in china, by the way.
>>540272140>but I think by the time I'm 40 I'll be considered too old to codethat is definitely the single absolute dumbest thing i have ever read in this general in my years here, i have officially seen it all
>>540272195if you're ugly, no game will save you, anon. you should know this
>>540272206>>540272167http://sentimentalcorp.org/systemsdeath_recordings/randy_prozac/media_thought_shapes/audioplayer.html
>>540272140When I worked for Amazon we had senior engineers who were older. You can choose which path you go down at most companies. If you want to keep coding, you still can. It's just a different ladder but the pay raises are comparable to the management track
>>540272167No, its model is not measurable and therefore not falsifiable. It's about as scientific as astrology or phrenology. Carl Jung, whose work inspired MBTI, believed he could talk to ghosts and practiced alchemy.
>>540271937i look like thisgodot user if that matters btw
>>540272045How come not a single review mentioned this? It's currently 100% positively reviewed.
>>540272497>career pathssuch a meme, you cocksuckers that treasure your 'career paths' are such tools
>>540272629>It's currently 100% positively reviewed.>12 reviews>look everyone, 100% positively reviewed!
>>540272668>People who work are suckersHow's unemployment treating you, Kyle?
>>540272668t. artfag living off parents and buying HRT with patreon bucks from furfags
>>540272560alchemy is literally just chemistry, turning lead to gold is now possible (extremely energy inefficient for now)anything we call "magic" becomes normal with time, cringe ass atheist
>>540272376nta but being ugly has never stopped anyone from getting their dick sucked.
>>540273023>cringe ass atheistthis
>>540273042Yeah but it won't make girls like you. Look at Notch. Arguably the person with the highest personal-involvement:popularity ratio for a videogame ever and is a multibillionaire. But nobody likes him.
>>540273023This is what happens to your brain when your parents force you to be Christian and deny how big of a faggot you are
Lesson learned: Only utilize reinforcing edge loops when your design is actually figured out, else you're lightly sabotaging yourself.
>>540273248>make girls like youLiking girls is the gayest thing a man can choose to do
>>540273132>>540273023>>540273258http://sentimentalcorp.org/systemsdeath_recordings/major_dad/fuckzuck_7_inch/audioplayer.html
>>540273042True. Those who work hard can outpace one born with natural gifts any day, especially since hard work translates into money, and we all know money == power.
>>540245223This feels like they are calling me autistic
>>540273248i wonder why that is, anon. perhaps it's because he's fucking straight ugly? it's the same concept with old men trying to use their money to get women, they just get used at the most for their money. no game or money will ever save anyone, you have to actually work on your looks if you want to be attractive or at least more attractive which still helps
>>540273248>Yeah but it won't make girls like you.That's irrelevant and doesn't matter. What are you some kind of woman or something?
>want to post my capsule art so I can get help with improving it>dont want to reveal the name of my game yetwhat do I do??
>>540273495>observant>the obseeerverOh god I'm obseeeeeeeerving
>>540273042>nta but being ugly has never stopped anyone from getting their dick sucked.tell that to 'goon
>>540273536>t uglydevpost your ugly game, uglydev
>>540273550work with your game using a code name like every other game ever, and only start swapping in final named stuff once those things are in stone or public.
>>540250365so easy to say that shit when you aren't wageslaving full time and have all your bills covered.
>>540272629Genuinely a good question.To see indications of it being a bug-filled mess, you have to visit the Steam forum for the game, like the topics>Bugs>Impossible missions ?
>>540272560Dont know about MBTI but phrenology often works thougheverAlso Jung is based
>>540273727but he was wageslaving, he worked at a cookie bakery and the movie theater. if anything, he was working full-time x2 due to having multiple jobsme? I'm following in eric's footsteps and I work at tropical smoothie cafe as well as the local movie theater. It's not quite an exact replica of his working conditions, but I can feel the metaphysical good flow through me whenever I help an old lady find her seat at the theater.
>>540273727most of the retards here are unemployed living with their parents or grandparents, they will never understand
>>540273580
I have this this with my games where a lot of the best moments and setpieces in my game, both in terms of the story and gameplay, happen closer to the end of the game. So like all of the coolest levels and coolest cutscenes are closer to the ending. Is this a good or a bad?
>>540273897he was working part time you dumb fucking retard
>>540273381>Bro accidentally outed the 'CordYou're going to get doxxed for that.
>>540273653alright, I'll rework what I have but with a codename for my game and post it later if someone is willing to give some advice
>>540274010>T keyboard warrior
>>540274010
>>540273601>post your ugly game, uglydevpost yours, tranny. it won't change the truth.I look like Tom Cruise but taller and my game looks like Cyberpunk but better. However saying this also won't change the facts, emotional baby.
>>540274005nope. I wrote an epic poem in the vein of The Epic of Gilgamesh but for Eric's story, and according to my poem (which is a works cited for my post), he worked two full time jobs totaling 72 hours each week, while also working on SDV for 9 hours a day.So, no, you're wrong. Which one of us has a replica Eric Barone's classic jacket? Oh yeah, me.
Uglydevs unite!
>>540274279ugly game developers are not allowed in agdg, you should know this. now leave at once if you are ugly
>>540273957strange of you to nootice the similarity between obseerving and nooticing
>>540273860Jung grew on me. I like how mystic he is.
>>540274225>I look like Tom CruiseSo you're a fag like tom cruise?
>>540274414
>>540274513what he means is that he is the same height as cruise, lmfao, as far as looks, post that pic of the jap guy that thinks he looks like his favorite anime character
>>540274642>>540274513you both missed the point, sorry your mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant.
My goal is to finish my game before my next birthday. 362 days left to go. Better get started soon.
>>540274748My mom didn't take tylenol while she was pregnant because you can't mix tylenol with alcohol, retard
>>540274279Mole.
>>540274929>Better get started soon>not starting right nowsee you next birthday for the same thing
>>540274470I like his description of synchronicitiesAnd overall, how he was not afraid of being a weirdo for noooticing mysticism
>>540274513cool image, I like all the pedophile symbols on it
>>540275082He was definitely different by not being very scientific. He recognized that there's alot of truth that easily comes to humans spiritually and intuitively.
>>540275042I’m trapped in the wage cage for the next 3 hours. Leave me alone!
death from afar
i thought of the most perfect title for my game but it's already taken on steam (21 reviews thoughever). change it or damn the torpedos?
FYGOON, SMITE THE VILE NONCES
>>540275801this is exactly why im scared to say the name of my game. its good and fits for the game I'm going for.others have made games similar to mine, but they didn't name it properly.i can't even say the name of the game that inspired it because you might guess the name of my game.
>>540275801There are plenty of games that have the same title as smaller ones.
>>540270715holy trvke you just dropped anon
reminder that you're all single player only retards
this but a game?
>>540268343https://bunkr.fi/a/0DOdFvWjfor anyone who's wondering how she made her millions
>>540270870Publishers are only useful if your game is pretty and/or unique looking enough that people will remember it. The only relevant job of the publisher is to put your game in front of the eyes of as many people as possible. If your game looks boring or ugly, no amount of promoting is going to save it. Massive publishers are able to get around this by brute forcing the game into relevance by paying for streamers to play it, paying for media coverage, paying for advertisements, etc, but very few true indie games are finding publishers with that level of resources at their disposal.
>>540276385>I don't even want to do the IDEA part of the game
>>540276408why would we care at all though... very strange desperate loser post
>>540270715wishlists don't matter as much as people think it does. It was just some medium article some guys read and then started paraphrasing.t. wife worked in video game marketing
>>540276526The game is a first-person survival horror stealth game titled "Unfiltered." Players take on the role of a high school student with a severe form of Tourette syndrome, trapped in their school during a lockdown with a dangerous, sound-sensitive antagonist. The core mechanic revolves around navigating the dark, eerie hallways and classrooms to find an escape route while managing the protagonist's vocal tics. A "tic meter" builds with stress, and when it fills, a quick-time event is triggered. Successfully completing it allows the player to muffle the outburst into a cough or a whisper, but failure results in a loud, uncontrollable insult that will immediately draw the antagonist to the player's location.The narrative would be driven by the protagonist's inner monologue, creating a blend of dark humor and genuine terror as they grapple with their own condition being the biggest threat to their survival. The environment would be filled with objects that can create noise, forcing the player to move carefully, while also offering opportunities to create distractions. Multiple endings could be possible, determined by the player's ability to control their outbursts and the moral choices they make along the way, offering a unique and intense gameplay experience that explores themes of vulnerability and the loss of control in a high-stakes scenario.
Around 100 games release on Steam alone EACH DAY.About 700 games in the week around your release.AAA release? Successful release AAA or indie, in your genre? BOOM you are done.Also, not only are you competing with other new releases, but the entire backlog of games on every system a player owns. :)Take all the "indie success stories" you can think of in the past 10 years and divide it by the number of devs in that time who have tried (again, 100 games a day, 3000 a month) and there's your historical likelihood of "making it."Steam cut, higher self-employment taxes, no benefits, no retirement, AND to top it all off: Your sales diminish over time, so even if you hit this "mediocrity lottery" you'll have to do it all over again in a couple years.>He thinks that indie gamedev can provide a sustainable primary income in 2025HahahahahaH O B B YOBBY
>>540276635>t. wife worked in video game marketing>workedanon...
>>540276570care? it's just another clown world moment while ludokino devs struggle to make ends meet mid whores are multi millionaires
>>540276739>thinks I can't recognize AI text
Is it as bad as skeptics say for performance, or are the game devs that use it just bad at optimization?
>>540276739>a first-person survival horror stealth game titled "Unfilteredthanks for the idea, scrub. Just spent $100 to purchase the rights for that name on Steam.
>>540276940huh?
>>540276790
>>540276739imagine taking the energy to read all of that
>>540276790I'll do itYou'll see
>>540277170It's complicated.Like, literally UE is complicated. Not more than building your own engine to be sure, but you use it as a studio/indie that doesn't have access to the institutional knowledge that epic has, or larger studios have.So it's the developers fault, they absolutely COULD be making their games run well on it in theory. But it's very difficult, and because UE is so 'user friendly' people can get into it without necessarily having any experts on their team and make a thing that technically works. The world in general despises experts and hates paying them right now, so you aren't getting high tier people even at some larger studios using it.So, picture this, in the past maybe you would have a cool muscle car, and it goes fast and sounds pretty good. But then a company makes FI cars free for everybody but you have to give them commission on all your race winnings. Great, tons of people decide to get an F1 car... unfortunately your garage mechanic now knows fuck all about how to do anything with it. Maybe he can get it to go around the track but that's about it.
>>540277675tldr, learn how to post on here without writing a novel
>>540277170They use everything Unreal presents as given, at most planning to come back later to make custom solution and optimizations. With time the pile of "eh lets use this cause we need a result right now" grows, but rarely gets revised. Also some devs are omega retarded and use beta features like they are a production ready or updat engine versions mid development. This leads to disasters. See stalker and borderlands
>>540277675>but you use it as a studio/indie that doesn't have access to the institutional knowledge that epic has, or larger studios have.Palworld did pretty fantastic with it with a very small indie crew
>>540277790
>>540277790this. breaded feet are the soles of wit.
my country (Argentina) is on the brink of economical collapse, my last games flopped idk what to do, no one is hiring even with a cs degree and gamedev is now so competitive i am boxed outit might be over for me frfr
>>540278113But the new president guy fixed everything?
>>540277867>very small indie crewdidn't realize 10+ people was considered a small indie crew these days, i suppose in your retarded eyes
>>540278113>frfrat least we won't have to see you say this any more if that's the case, dip. don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, bud
>>540278196It is. Just because you're too retarded to realize it doesn't make it less true.
>>540278196Dude, 33* people was considered tiny as fuck for E33.
>>540277846amazing gameplay and FPS
>>540278173lollmao even
>>540278113this, but for all 3 countries I've lived in the past 5 years
>>540278196Yes retard. That is very small considering not all of them are programmers, consider music makers, artists, concept designers, 3d modelers, level designers, business and law guys, and everything else.Expedition 33 used Unreal and everyone was blown away only 33 people making it because modern studios have hundreds of people. You're a fucking retard and I hope you get bone cancer.
>>540278369lol good point
>>540278478m..aybe it's you?
pokemon + baldur's gate
>>540278579H-hey, I'm not that fat...I just tend to eat when I'm upset.
>>540278113>is on the brink of economical collapseDoesnt that mean you can live on a fraction of foreign income?
>>540278964>Doesnt that mean you can live on a fraction of foreign income?
what's with you guys and Japanimation
>>540278803>>540278995>>540279205
just like make an mmorpg and sell it to a big company for half a million or so
>>540278727I had an idea like that, Pokemon (or more so Palworld) as a western RPG like MtG/DnD. >have magic and swords>have a grimoire with spells>grimoire contains cards of monsters>you capture monsters you nearly defeat just like pokeballs, but inside the cards>you can raise the monster too and use it as a summon that fights alongside you, more like Palworld; so you can use magic and swords to fight but have a summon with the same fight alongside you mechanics as Palworld>have all the same stat and breeding and raising monsters mechanics as Palworld>you can throw cards to summon them>the plot twist is there's a card game built into the game so the monsters you raise become your deck and you can play something like MtG/Yugioh as a minigame to win more spells and cardsI was going to call it Magic and Monsters, a reference to Dungeons and Dragons and Magic the Gathering and make it based on the fact the west doesn't have any monster tamers like Pokemon. But ultimately I got a job in a whole different field than Game Dev and don't have time to make it.
>>540279187it's not japan animation, they are posting chink shit
>>540279363tldr, also, not gamedev related
>>540279432>>540277790We have an illiterate in here
>>540279363>I was going to call it Magic and Monsters, a reference to Dungeons and Dragons
>>540279646it would get copyright struck anyway
>every game on reddit is a trillion times better than here
>>540279793go back they're
>>540279646What's wrong with the name?>>540279691Nintendo can't do shit to Americans. If they opened up that can of worms then Wizards of the Coast would absolutely push every JRPG ever made into the dirt for copying all their mechanics.
>>540279363>cards>built-in card gamedrop this retard shit
>>540278803>>540278995>>540279205>>540279292
>>540279901>Nintendo can't do shit to Americans.that's why you're a short sighted retard and have never been to court for anything. you dumbass, don't speak again
>>540280014Tldr
>>540280005>>540280005stop that
>>540278964thats not how it works sweetie, their country is fucked they gonna need 100000000 billions zimbabwean dollars to buy bread>>540279292blud said 20 millies kickstarter
any recs for free, music making software? I need to record instruments as well as 'program' some samples, drums etc
>>540280005
How crucial is adding cute anime girls to your game in terms of marketing it?
>>540279913Yeah? The Witcher has a built in Card Game.
>>540279913just about every single idea from here is completely retarded, which makes sense given the quality of games. everyone here is just an idea guy that can't make a game. i spoke to a retard from here on discord a few years ago and the idea he treasured the most was the dumbest shit i've ever heard, i hate everyone here except for a few
>>540280154lilypond
>>540280243>I'm smarter than everyone else Get over yourself
>>540280215>Card Game.why did you capitalize this, esl
You guys crying about AI are just outing yourselves as talentless luddites who are terrified of being replaced. If you had any real vision, you'd be using AI to accelerate your workflow and create things you could only dream of as a solo dev. It's the ultimate tool for creativity, letting you focus on game design instead of spending hundreds of hours hand-painting assets nobody will even notice.Stop gatekeeping and acting like being an art slave is some noble pursuit. Prompting and curating AI assets is a skill. If your game is still garbage even with AI, the problem isn't the tool, it's you. Adapt or get left behind.
>>540280154reaper and cakewalk are free. but if you're recording real instruments and don't yet have an interface, you'll probably get some variation of ableton lite bundled with whichever one you get.FL studio and ableton aren't necessarily free, but they're really easy to pirate. if you had a free ableton prior to pirating the full version, you'll need to use something like revo uninstaller to make sure the cracked version works correctly
>>540280132>they gonna need 100000000 billions zimbabwean dollarsThats why I said FOREIGN income, so he will need to pull less from steam than before the collapse
>>540280453i'm not reading all that given it's an AI post, so you are free to provide a summary, or you can fuck off
>>540280517lol, your attention span is shot.
map game with anime girlsneed it or sneed it
>>540280154Make your own synth system in any game you make, and open source the tools. You'll get buy in from musicfags.
>>540276798Yes. We were DINK and I removed the NK part, and subsequently the DI part.
>>540280391don't get us hoping... it's not Her...
>>540248118I don't believe in conventional marketing. I made more than the top BiteMe games. I had no expectations.>>540270715I'm a 100% solodev with no financial obligations and no publisher to answer to. Every dollar I make is just a nice bonus.But this is just a step in a much larger staircase. I don't believe in launch weeks either.
>>540280453Based AI embracer
Castlevania.
>>540256976>most good software is made by troonscitation needed
I am sorry for being so mean to you in the past, Fygoon. I know now that all of my crabbing, relentless attacks, and overall vile attitude towards you was nothing more than projection.I'm a nodev and I can't stand to see someone not only working towards their dream, but doing it in the coolest way possible. I'm sorry for any of the emotional damage I have caused you, and for ruining threads with my endless attempts at crabbing you.This apology can't even begin to make up for what has been said, I just hope we can still be friends after all of this.I could learn a lot from you. You've made boatloads of progress and have a really awesome, unique game on top of that. Also, I have decided to give up my tranime posting and become not only a better game dev, but a better person as well. And it is all thanks to you.
The Legend of Zelda.
>>540280939He's mistaking>FOSS being written by a bunch of high IQ White nerds in the 90s and 00s>troons push themselves into these scenes>high IQ White nerds are exceptionally accepting and kind, give them a chance>not great but no one else really is doing anything, so I'll let them have some input>gets kicked out for being problematic repeat the cycle. They did it the same way anyone else exploits anything. SE.
>>540281316>high IQ White nerdsThe prime troon material btw
>>540281236tldr kill yourself
>>540281236imagine writing all of this for a poster from here that isn't even probably here to read it, are you clinically mentally retarded
>>540281316so what you meant was>white men troon out more(wrong)>all real programming languages and models(all the ones that work and are used to make money) are made by white men
what AI to use for 3d models? i just want to chuck shit in for now and ill retouch it later if the concept works out and i decide to polish
>>540282037You honestly better of just making your own shitty models that have decent topology then trying to do AI generated ones. I'm an AI fag, so don't take this as crabbing.
>>540282037vaxx status?
>>540282158that's a corpse being harvested for semen
>>540282136why the fuck would i do that, you retarded nigger
>>540282136Eat my ass retard no one asked you that
>>540282341because your ai shit looks retarded, dumb fuck
There was this Warhammer game released where some tranny was seething about AI art usage in it with no proofs. Does anyone remember the games name?
>>540282494fucking retarded tranny faggot
The story and the setting is the most annoying part. Let's say I have a gameplay and a specific feel in mind that I want in my game. Now I need to come up with some story shit to justify them in a fictional world. That's why generic small indie horror games are great, they just make a small story in a realistic setting, no need to make up anything.
>>540282539i have less than zero care for such games, so no i don't remember it
>>540282037oh my god are they okay? What condition do they have? It looks awful.
>>540282567>The story and the setting is the most annoying part.
>>540282341>>540282478Then google it faggot
>>540280468I do have FL studio but I think in the UK I could get in trouble for using music made in it, in a game I sellbut you did remind me that the interface I got did come with ableton livebased
>>540282539No but I remember a bunch of retarded Nintendrones seething about Palworld using AI or stealing models from Nintendo, only to be debunked when it was shown the meshes didn't match at all with Nintendo's and no 3d model AI even existed yet when the first Palworld trailers popped up showing the exact models they were complaining about
>>540282567correct, horror games are a loophole because it can be about anything anywhere. horror games are life
>>540282773
>>540282136topology is a beginner meme.Yeah sure it matters, but nobody brings it up outside of youtube shorts. It'd be like real artfags constantly talking about how to make the art fro your game you'd be better off being able to pick the kind of lead your pencil is using than using AI.
>>540282773Literally every question anytime ever could be googled so we might as well delete this thread you fucking retarded bitch
>>540282953shut the fuck up 3dtard
>>540282953this one almost made senseit's getting better
>>540282736Is this azure?
>>540283038oh you stupid dumb retard. this isn't the place to ask googlable fucking questions, that's the point. we're here to discuss, not try and figure shit out for fucking virtue signalling points
AI meshes are crap, but don't let that stop you from using it because your game is crap anyways
>>540282801>Nintendrones seething about Palworld using AI or stealing models from Nintendo, only to be debunked when it was shown the meshes didn't match at all with Nintendo'sHow likely is this to happen to me though? If I use some mesh from an old game (whilst disguising it by editing and retexturing it)
>>540281483>The prime troon material btw>>540281982Well, honestly. Whites are the lower end to deal with being a tranny. If we're honest, being a tranny is more of a non-White condition. It's just that Whites/European stock tend to be better at leadership and things that require some degree of thought.
>>540283137
>>540282801So the worst crime palworld committed was just being uninspired slop all along? Lame
>>540283232exactly.Also retopoing a shitty mesh that's vaguely the right shape is 10x faster than doing good topo from the start .
>>540283304Second most concurrent peak of all time on Steam when it came out despite being from a small indie crew. How's your game doing buddyboy faggot
>>540272208i'm working on incremental difficulty settings for Solitaire Battle now. it would have been fun to do the Slice & Dice method with adding curses like your pic, but i realized it would have been massive bloat and scrapped it
>>540283393quite the question to pose you retarded zoomer considering he is one person and the palworld crew is 10+, you pedantic woman
>>540278409>Argentinaqrd though? last I heard I thought everything was looking better there and him finally cutting all the stuff the govn. couldn't afford was starting to turn around after the initial pain period?
>>540283487fancy way of saying that nigga has no friends
I can understand using AI for 2D art, or music or voice, but why would you use it for 3D art? 3D modelling is actually quite easy to get the hang of, at least the basics, and you don't need to be a particularly skillful 2d drawer to be a good modeller. And for complex shapes like humans, you can just use free generic models than you then morph into whatever you need.
>>540283559Cool. What's an example of a model you've made before?
>>540280864>I made more than the top BiteMe gamesBiteMe made $24,000 in total on Steam. you made more than that with 8 reviews?
>>540283468>Me, ignoring the bottom textSomeone drew the number>Me, noticing the bottom textlooks like 1488 to me
>>540283671lmfao that tard really does have 8 fucking reviews, that's the funniest shit i've seen all month
>>540282709Big penis disease.
>>540280864>I don't believe in conventional marketingmakes sense with 8 reviews>I made more than the top BiteMe games.no you didn't retard>I don't believe in launch weeks eithermakes sense with 8 reviews
>>540283293AWAAAAAAUUHFG!!!JUMPSCARE JUMP SCAREwhy he JUMPSCARING me like thatstraight DEMON LOOKING
>dev team ghosted me again
>>540284735it means they will be keeping all of the earnings and you won't get a cent
>>540284781>keeping all zero dollars of earnings from a project that will never be finished
So, why does agdg just crab bucket each other while trannies and retards get things done?Wake the fuck up White man. What are you doing right now?
>>540284858they are further along than you think, have a vision on how to finish, and are bumping you out of the team silently to get some more earnings
>>540285136listening to anti-AI tranny faggots in the thread, obviously
Yeah I think I'm just gonna find a different place to talk about indie game dev. spending 80% of the thread whining about trannies and AI instead of developing your games.
>>540285517it isn't necessary to announce your departure
>>540285517
>>540285286We need to do better, battle brother.
>>540285136There are no white people in here.
>>540285720other than me? yes, yes you are correct, juan
>>540285517join the 'cord
>>540285720im white
>>540285902>too embarrassed to say discord because of its shitty zoomer reputationi would do the same
I'm in awe how stupid this place is. Wow.Can't believe I'm saying this, but my ded game generals and even /v/ threads were more fun and useful regarding anything vidya related.Nice OP tho, thumbs up to whoever worked on that.
>>540282037Bundev?
>>540285974embarrassed? no, i just shorten it like that for fun>shitty zoomer reputation >:[nobody cares uncyou can sit here and rot instead if you prefer
>/agdg/ has fallen
everyone says discord this, the 'cord that but I have not once seen a link to join this supposed discord in my 2 years of being here
>almost 500 posts>0 progress
>>540286467Becky...
>>540284735>dev team remembered about me and demands me to work
>>540286416because they're too pussy to post it most likely is the case
>>540286416I was in it. They won't let me back because they are actually coward idiots who don't know their place but are being judged with the same measure by me.
>>540267931>he actually did itvery nice, link to itch.io?
enough with the Japanimation already
>llm generates stiff input for each scenario>tell him to act like a vidya game player>Yo mr white *220
>>540286656i got banned myself, it's a literal shithole
>>540286801what model and what prompt?
>>540286416fine, here you goNbYA8K6t29
>>540286897gpt-4o-miniPrompt with scenario and instruction to generate detective style questions
>>540286656fygoon, you have been asked very cordially to stop spamming imagesall misfortunes in your life are of your own doing
>>540286990use gemini 2.5 pro, it's free and you get 200+ prompts a dayhttps://aistudio.google.com/plus it's way less censored than claude/chatgpt
>>540286990local?
>>540286930i have no idea what that means because ive never used discordis it just discord.com/ then whatever the fuck you wrote
>>540286467>and the only person who asks for progress is disgusting pedo degenerate
>>540287156don't advise again
>>540287398stop projecting
>>540287425i'm gonna
>>540285720I have some bad news for you, but I just finished writing a bunch of improvements in C++20 for a game engine.>>540285860>juanzero comprehension of why one picks a data structure over another. wtf is his problem
>>540287234i don't have a clue what that retard posted either, just ignore him and his retardation.
>>540287206Nope>>540287156Will check it out, so far if we're talking about non-API LLMs grok is the best
>>540287234discord.gg but yesif you don't have an account, go to discord.com and make onemany people claim that it requires a phone number, but it never did for me, it seems to be region based and only for ameritards? Anyway, you can create an account with just an email, so if you really really don't want to give them your phone numba, use a virtual one and/or try some VPN shenanigansonce you have an account, open the app (or the website, the desktop app is not necessary) and click the big Plus on the left, that's your "server" list (the big chatrooms for communities are called servers but they're not decentralized, not literal servers in that sense)then you paste that code and join
>>540286801>llm generated dialogueworse than no game at all
>>540272208>'hard mode'>'choose the easiest of these 3 choices'something about these systems feels lame. They're usually poorly balanced where only a couple of choices ever get picked.Anyone ever play cata where you take a bunch 'debuffs' that don't actually hurt you that much so that you get to take extra buffs/stats?The end result is this min-maxxing is a superhuman hulk that happens to wear glasses and needs an inhaler twice a day. Ruins my immersion.
>>540287748nobody cares what you think tranny
>>540286416>wants access to the discord>doesn't post feet pics
>>540287748It's not llm generated dialogue, it's llm generated support for classification of player's input
why bother making an entire game when you can just easily make a gmod server with your game idea and get free testers and money
>>540286467I will show you my progress.
>>540286467
>>540287975nobody plays gmod tard
>>540288317
>>540288393shitload of nobodies.
>>540286467I'm making progress. My HUD now tracks enemy planes. I think my next step is going to be to add collision to the missiles so they play a basic little explosion effect when they hit a target. Either that, or some basic target management/selection or improving the camera feel.
>>540288393they all are in erp servers btw
>>540286467>my progress is considered 0 progressrude
>>540288438>>540288534
Should I add a hot evil woman to my game?
>>540288796yes
Where are the /agdg/ CRPGs at?
>>540288648>goyjakno man, not me. I look like this one. I don't give a shit about Gmod but I don't play games anyways.
>>540288796add a mesugaki instead
the hardest part of gamedev is multiplayer netcode and anti-cheat
>>540286930Thanks for the link, Speech-Ka. You are, indeed, a fucking retard and SquareAnon is a sore loser.
Time to lock in. Have a productive day, frens
>>540289059this is why you make coop slop
>>540289076what tf did i do?(((
>>540289059retard, anti cheat is a meme in terms of client side shit. are you completely brand new? this is why everything is ran on the server and the client is just a dumb client that sends input. you're not going to cover all client side cheats, so you obviously just protect against all server side cheats such as going out of bounds, 999999999999 score, etc. shut the fuck up and only talk if you know what you're speaking of
>>540289059And that's why you should never ever do either of those things.>MultiplayerNot worth it>cheating?Oh no... somebody cheated your singleplayer game. Anyway...I would recommend putting cheat codes in the game on purpose if anything.
>>540289083Good luck.
>fygoon joins the cord on a fresh new account>announces that he is "back">says that square will now ban him>square bans himis this entertaining to you
Weed poisoned the AI well and now I have to pay for it
>>540289318faggot, server-side checks are obviously crucial for stopping dumb shit like score hacks or out-of-bounds exploits, but saying client-side anti-cheat is a "meme" is straight-up brain-dead. It’s about catching aimbots and memory hacks before they screw over the server and ruin the game. Netcode and anti-cheat are a fucking nightmare to get right, and that’s my point. Quit acting like a know-it-all dipshit with your edgy tantrum. Drop the bullshit and bring something worth hearing to the table, you wannabe dev poser.
>nonce btfo in record timeway to go square! thank you for keeping my secret comfy gamedev chat comfy!
>>540289614His mom took the tylenol, please understand.
fygoonsisters... did we just lose?
>>540289670post it
lmao
>pogonigga is in the 'cordwow...
>>540290095it's geniuswe should all communicate in voice so fygoon doesn't take screenshots
>>540290149fygoon genuinely behaves like a weird 4chan autist
>>540290149who are these people?
>>540290095He would never survive the OG chan the way he's crying for the Jannies.>>540290295The retards running this show who must be de-stroyed.
>>540288796Stop liking evil women
>all 'cord devs are flopdevslollmao
>>540279901>What's wrong with the name?it's overdone, you already have>Dungeons & Dragons>Wizards & Warriors>Swords & Serpents>Swords & Soldiers>Fangs & Forgesand probably more, it's just that variation of words starting with the same letter and & in the middle is just jarring. D&D was the first one, then it got copied to create a goofy platformer, then another dungeon crawler and by this point it's just a sign of a derivative game, probably a quick cashgrab, a tower defense game. The combination of words just lost all meaning at this point, there's no weight in it anymore.
>>540290437No.Also I could have fixed Aura.
>>540290095Check this:https://voca.ro/12iXM7Dzgqek
>>540289083don't shoot umaru, dummy
>>540289059>multiplayer netcodeOnly if you need lag compensation>anti-cheatLiterally impossibru for small teams>>540290774No
>>540290663Penbis & vaginas haha
>>540277846>>540290235
>>540290804Can we also talk about how Pogo"Dev" sounds like a younger FallenChungus? inb4 he suicidebaits over this Chris Chan-tier mistake:https://voca.ro/1iBqafOKcf7k
just like make a good game
>>540290295
Finally got dynamic array working (a->data is char* not void* btw so that pointer arithmetic works in byte increments). It's just a bit ugly to access the data because one has to cast it to its underlying type to index it, but I guess I can write few convenience macros to make it nicer.
>>540291232fygoon if I were you I would stop beefing with pogodevhe's white, married, has a job and a game on steam. you have no leverage over him because you are a virgin mutt who posts here all day
>>540291263Not everybody can afford the legal team required to try and court the massive actual-pedophile market that that game is going after.
>>540290663>hey here's a bunch of cool and successful names and that's why doing the same thing is badagdg actively avoiding success at any cost
>>540291409>he's white, married, has a jobGonna need some sources for that. If you ask me, he sounds like a college dropout.
>>540291232i think the more likely scenario is that he will not think about it much at all, and you'll be reposting it for the next 50 threads
Another week another drama
>>540291832dude you fucking dickhead i was about to post that image now i have to select a new one
>>540291769I may be vindictive, but I'm not retarded (like Grassfag).
>>540291765>Gonna need some sources for that.check his discord history if you care that much, i dont know why that sounds unbelievable to you but then again america is a shithole these days
>>540291878I feel the same with bocchis
>>540291893listen, i'll be honest, i can't talk shit, i'm following the threads a lot, but it's been months and i still don't know who the fuck grassfag is, nobody else mentions him but youand in the /v/ thread you called two different people with two different games "grassfag"i think grassfag doesn't exist, it's just someone you invented cause you have main character syndrome and you wanted to have an antagonist or some shit
>>540292056grassfag is real, but 99% of posts you see "made by grassfag" are, in fact, fygoon. the dude is actually schizophrenic and spends most of his time looking for reasons to have meltdowns.I'll give him a little bit of credit, at least he's changing it up as of late with the fake cris posts or yesterday when he was larping as a professional with 20 years experience making mobile games.usually he "raids" /v/ threads or drawing threads, but its really obvious that its him. there comes a point where you can tell its fygoon based on the reaction image posted, like exhibit A (see pic rel)
>>540292827it's really cringe when he pretends that there's a known entity following standard 4chan lingolike you'd read "grassfag" and think oh this must some infamous schizo guy in this general that everyone memes on. He's trying to make it "a thing"but noit's just a guy that fygoon dislikes for 0 reasons again?last month it was mccad
There is no grassfag
>>540293024there used to be a grassfag in the thread but fygoon is too much of a newfag to remember
Why the fuck are you all constantly talking about this 'fygoon' person who seems to not even be posting here, but 90% of the posts are about them? Is this just a schizo thing or what?Great, now I'm doing it too.
>>540290804>he cropped out the part where i called him a pedophilehow embarassing...
>>540293160it's 3 or 4 discord troons astroturfing their discord
>>540293160it's effective marketing at its finest to be desu ne with you
>>540293275Fuck off fagoon
>>540293275most unsuccessful astroturf campaign of all time then because no awesome newposters have appeared
>>540292056You can search the archives for grassfag but you'll mostly find Fygoon posts about him. I had a quick look and I couldn't actually find a pic of the grass he keeps posting
>>540293295But no one likes him or his game
>he didn't make his deus ex clone in time
>>540291398I guess this'll do, fuck safety anyways whatever.
>>540291398>>540293712code is not real progress
>>540293548He posted it like 2 days ago, it's always the same one. The guy actually shared a lot of his game but fagoon is obsessed with one portion.
>>540292056There is a real anon Fygoon has in mind when he's calling people a "grassfag." The anon is a prerendered art guy who was working with a coding partner on some kind of isometric rpg with Shrek-like graphics. Very sovlful, very kino. The bitter resentment began when prerender anon told Fagoon that his art was garbage/low effort and anyone could do it in minutes.Fagoon played the classic, smarny "Show me then" which activated the trap since he did not know he was speaking to a competent art anon. The guy stunted on him and Fagoon is still butthurt.Since then I think the coder is not participating so the prerender anon just tortures little Nicky, which is nodev behavior.
>>540293712Gratz on inventing C++. You're a true genius.
>>540293801perhaps the heaviest truth to ever be spoken here
>>540293869imagine having a year-long meltdown simply because you can't see past your own hubris. fygoon is literally an illness.
i like code progress i just cant bring myself to care about your array auto-resize extension...like isn't that stuff built into std::vector
>>540293160here are his posts:>>540291893>>540291765>>540290804>>540290354>>540289076>>540286656>>540291232how to detect fygoon:>always proper capitalization, punctuation, grammar>talks about himself a lot>talks as if he thinks he's with his good longtime friends, inserting useless casual movie-like phrases, and using a lot of words like "dude", "broski", "bruh" and so on>very bitter about random people who did not even wrong him in any way and probably don't remember who he is>pretends to be a high-school dudebro bully and attempts to lambaste aforementioned individuals for being lonely, pathetic, poor, virgin, or weebs. They usually aren't so the bullying is not very effective>endlessly seethes about anime, pedophiles and trannies>when posting his own game or art, always says something like "check this out" or "peep this shit" and often says the word "cool">posts lizards, reptiles, screenshots of various soviet cartoons (Alice in Wonderland, Treasure Island and more), or his own game and godawful 3D models found in it>filenames are usually full sentences with proper capitalization and punctuation as wellalso is often accused of being responsible for other forms of spam and/or pretending other people, and samefagging, but i haven't seen concrete evidence of that so i leave that as an exercise for the readeri hope that answers your inquiry and please for the love of mental health do not interact with this individual
Gamedev is a really fun Hobby
>>540293801>code is not real progress
>>540294165cope
>>540293869This is a pretty good sum of events. Last thing I remember was fagoon challenging him to make a 'original character' because somehow that made fagoon special. Then he did immediately and taunted him with it. He's been a pissbaby ever since.
>>540294130Disappointing. I was hoping the lizard was actually animated for a second.Anyway, back on topic.>Random schizo babble about how this one guy is all the annoying posters in the thread at once.Okay, As long as I know it's just schizo stuff
maybe the real grassfag was the trannies we met along the way
>>540294158
notice how he surrounded the word "indeed" with two commas. that's the typa shit that you don't do in English (you'd just say "You are indeed a retard") but is more common in Russian, which is his native languagethat's another sign
>>540294292yeah pretty much if the post smells like it was posted in bad faith it probably wasdoesn't matter who posted it just hide it and dont reply
>>540293801Trvke. Im a programmer main and if someone else posts code it's not interesting, my eyes glaze over. I barely want to read my own code let alone someone else's.But this is fine, it's a reminder that nobody cares how hard it was, or how long it took, or how much you struggled. Show the results, and even then I probably still won't care.
>>540294292Fagoon isn't a random schizo, he's like 50%of the posts, 75%on /v/
>>540294276
>>540286467Still undercooked but you can scare goblins now. Once scared they'll run away from you and will not attack. I just need a trembling animation when cornered to the wall. I'm debating if there should be a some sort of a dialog menu in which you can choose to intimidate your opponents. Right now it uses the interact button, so it might get a little rough to pick up items or search chests if enemies are near. Then again it happens only when your strength is 4 or more so it shouldn't happen in the early game.
>>540294327>is more common in Russian, which is his native languageBut he looks like cris
I post my code progress for fun, I don't care if you don't care, that's fine.
>>540294130>samefaggingnah, I think this one is pretty obvious. especially when you look at the post time and see a lot of replies are in 90ish second incriments
>>540294446The result to aim for is people actually caring. The game is just a means to that end. If people don't care, then you have failed.
>>540293869>shrek-like graphicshehehfr though the world in shrek looks nice, i wouldn't mind a game set in that world, with or without the comedy setting...thanks for the writeup
>>540294446
codetards keep embarrassing themselves
>>540294552hes half russian, half whatever cris is.
>>540294506you are responding to fygoonnobody else in this fucking thread says "Anyway, back on topic" just to waste electricity on hiroshimoot's server, that is a useless phrasefygoon talks like this because he internally thinks he's a main character and his life is a movie frfollow the path that i have walked and you will see. i can spot a fygoon post with my eyes closed
>>540294446TRVKE
Fyi fagoon uses an ip ban evade tool so his posts have no time disparity. Luckily it's extremely easy to tell when hes posting
>>540294327How would you know what the syntax of Russian looks like? Curious. This sounds like some slav on slav hate crime.
>>540294734
>>540294552well i can't trace his entire bloodline for you, but his full name is very Russian/Belorussian and he's obsessed with soviet cartoons from my childhood, so there's thathe calls himself a proud american though which is funny for several reasons
>>540294867nta but I learned a few cyrillic languages (which is what russian falls under) when I was a kid and noticed the comma thing as well.
>>540294867*slav on half slav hate crime
>>540294734To be honest with you, it is embarassing. I'm out here and someone is deciding to pick the biggest overhead dog shit they can fucking find. Then I show up and pick a reasonable selection, then the shit runs like 15 times faster. >muh performance muh performanceThe difference here is between constant 60fps and random fucking frame dips.
>>540294867i am Russian myself>hatemy emotions are better described as impartial apathy, although i'm in an okay mood and i laughed very hard at this image >>540291330>>540294602fair enough, i wouldn't put it past him
I can't believe my little code snippet caused this. What the fuck is this thread huh? Is this dead? Just schizos left?
>>540295278>Is this dead?just career.
>>540295278
I miss grex
Show my fucking game gabe. I HAD HUGE VISIBILITY SPIKES these weeks and I'm still getting null visibility. Fucking futfuck using my 100 bucks to push counter strike
>>540295278>caused thiscaused what? people to be apathetic about your code?
rate my codehttps://pastebin.com/VYVqRMBP
>>540295605i don't visit pastebin, post it somewhere else
where's the indentation
>>540295662https://pastes.io/faggotniggerretard
relax
>>540295750is this a virus? i'll click if someone else can confirm first
where can i find inspo material?
>>540295943https://www.virustotal.com/gui/url-analysis/u-4a8ce7b8f2d14d55b704ee500c5b34389d5d92872f5662cd970babe88406e1e1-b24b1fa6
>>540295605wow, claude wrote that? good job claude
>>540296058claude+gemini+grok+chatgpt actually
>>540286930>Must be your lucky day, there's a new update!Every single time lolbtw I'm in frens
Who the fuck is grassfag. I still haven't seen anything just people yapping.
>>540295997Your brain, and decades of playing videogames.
If I turn 30 and I'm still not a millionaire I'm ending it. I can't live the rest of my life like this, poor and alone and miserable.
>>540296174Which way, brown man?
>>540296607i'm white
>>540296539lmfao you think you're going to become a millionaire by 30 off of gamedev? mystery of the malign dev just released and he's at 8 fucking reviews, you're a retarded zoomer
>>540296680>i'm white>uses jeet toolsyeah, that's what they all say
>>540296464i just use discord in the browser, the app sucks(i also need to convert deb to rpm cause i got fedora linux so tehre's that)
>>540296680>i'm white
>mystery of the malign dev just released and he's at 8 fucking reviews
>>540296539weird I hate 30 and I feel that imminent death thing for the first time, I've never felt so pumped to make it. 30 years of trying something out, something more, something else... can't wait to grow old with my hobbies
>>540296742>>540296810european white
>>540296845>weird I hate 30somehow I wrote this instead of "weird, I am 30"
>>540296878you have the soul of an indian man. it's okay to embrace your true self.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1476400/Northwind5 years in development and only 23 reviews
>>540296992Same shit started happening to me around 30. I'm 32 now. When I was in my 20's I never made strange typos like that, thinking I typed it correctly.
>>540296845are your kids putting you in a retirement home soon, gramps?
>>540297096wow a card game, fuck off lmao
>>540297096the game looks like it was made in a chinese sweatshop in 6 months
>>540297096brutal. i love seeing these, so keep them coming when you can, try to find them in obscure sources too
>>540297096yeah its a slay the spire clone, when slay the spire 2 is coming out soon
>>540297165is there something i'm missing here? card games are agdg approved
WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING MEREEEEEEEEE
i have not set foot in agdg for like 10 yearswhy does the thread look like there's 10 googums and blenderbros posting in itwhere are the video games
holy fuck I'm bad at this haha
>>540296992>>540297118Are we speedrunning dementia?
>>540297671>i have not set foot in agdg for like 10 yearskeep it that way, multi line posting attention seeker, now shoo
tl;dr current AI
>>540297701Just delete the cube and then spawn it again
>>540297671in the discordwhy in the discord?because discord has a janny that bans mentally ill and keeps the progresspostersand the thread doesn't
>>540297671>where are the video gamesIn development.
>>540297868
>>540298053...ok then don't complain that there's retards posting off-topic retarded shit instead of gamedev?i don't get you
>>540297096>23 reviews>after 2 daysyou're fucking obsessed to see flops everywhere holy shit
>>540297868yeah but discord is bad because I'm such a nervous wreck that I'm scared of socializing with people in any non anonymous format
>>540298231are you having a fucking aneurysm? calm down
>>540297671f*goon meltie (it's like 3 days now)
>>540298279that's ok, just post bocchis there and change your username often
>>540298403Are you actually allowed to post bocchis on the discord? You're selling me now.
>>540297868don't you have f*goon there too?
I swear jeets and trannies are the reason we can't have anything nice on imageboards anymore.
>>540298464no, he's trolling
>>540298464i don't like it personally but they do allow
>>540297791>shoowho the fuck talks like this, is this thread now 100% asexual polyromantic genderqueer quadroons instead of the usual 87%? have you finally chased out every white person?are you afraid i'll post some side-side-side project cooked up on a lunch break and accidentally eclipse everything you've ever made?i'll do what i want bitch
>>540297096>2d card game>using unreal engine
>>540298483It's my fault, every general I join goes to shit.
>>540298483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpbLphGX8P0
>>540298480he's bannedbans are rare though, i've only witnessed 3 in my 4 years on the cordyou have to be really mentally challenged to get banned, usually the most you get is square sardonically insulting you and then muting you for 30 minutes
>>540297671Fagoon has been having a mega meltie
>>540298483I see way more bitching about jeets and trannies than I problems from jeets or trannies tbbqh
>>540298691Yeah?
>>540298958he's not even here, you tarded zoomie
>>540299106Shut up fagoon
>>540298976I see your single brain cell did some serious hard thinking work making up this shitty ragebait.
>>540299180right back at ya with your single celled response, tard
>>540299317>no u
Talk about a thing you're doing in your game, a development question, or reply to one of the above, or don't post anything.
>>540298812explain this then>>540290804
>>540298483I think it has more to do with the internet becoming much younger and 4chan becoming much more popular. A format like 4chan's is incompatible with this many users and this little moderation. The imageboard format worked back when there were only a few thousand people online here at any given time, but nowadays it's in the upper hundreds of thousands and the level of moderation has barely changed.The majority of people online today were raised in an era of the internet where social media was already the norm. They've never known anything but a world where everyone has an Instagram and a Twitter. They have radically different expectations for posting online than the older generations did because they've been conditioned to expect engagement and reactions whenever they post something. This leads them to make more useless bait posts and less genuine contributions to discussion. They're all competing for a limited supply of attention which they want for themselves.
>>540297868maybe i would buy this if i did not happen to have been in the steam group ancestral to your discord, which was coincidentally a hive cluster of crabs and yesdevsi remember the penalty for not joining their reciprocal rimming room was pretty bad and the benefits for caving in and doing it virtually nonexistent
>>540299472he has lurker accounts. there's hypothetical ways to prevent that with 2FA but it would inconvenience every other user too much>>540299570idk what any of that means im a newfag. the 'cord currently is okay
>>540299442you can slurp the shit out of my ass, retard. your post is not at all helping the state of the general
>>540298571Is there a channel on the discord for casual chatting? I used to like coming to /agdg/ because it felt like a place where I could hang out with other devs while I work on my game and maybe ask a question or two to people more knowledgeable than myself. That isn't possible here anymore, 99% of the posts here read like they were made by barely literate teenagers.
>>540299442nigger
>>540299830there's offtopic channels for casual chatting and there's dev-related channels. You can also use this cool new discord feature to make isolated threads on some topic which are self-contained
>>540300078sounds retarded. discord is retarded
>>540298958ok cool. can i contact him somewhere and hear his side of the story?
>>540300203do you prefer it here?
>>540300256>do you prefer it here?
I know what can cheer this thread up
>>540300078Hmm... maybe I'll give it another shotI joined a few years ago but never really used it. I hope I can remember my password.
>>540300331...okay
>>540300332Is this supposed to be part of the realtime game or is this just supposed to be like a pre-rendered background or something like that?
>>540300331i look like this
>>540299721>idk what any of that meansonce upon a time there was this fag calling himself googum or pigpen, he tried being a local celebrity and was forcing a 'yesdev' meme, which basically was about completing and releasing any trash you possibly could just to have a "release" on your e-resumekind of like paying to fuck a middle aged goblina hooker with warts just so you can say you're not a virginis that still a thing around here?the clique also used to control the OP and post your game in this grid template thing, and they would often use it to ankle bite people they didn't like
>>540300539This will be a new exciting character in the game in chapter 18. You have to beat him in a dance of mini game for him to trust you and join your ranks!
>>540300331I've tried and I can't do this. Does that mean my dick is small or am I just inflexible? I didn't think 6" was that bad. I can't even stick my tongue our far enough to brush the tip.
>>540300686yeah that's still a thing, we praise yesdevs and we loathe nodevs
>>540300686Sounds like trannies. Trannies be like that, petty and egoistic.
i know landsworddev irl and he said he's returning to the general soon to start on a new project as he took up a new job that gives him more free time
>>540299531>4chan becoming much more popular4chan is so fucking slow i've seen /g/ threads survive literal daysif you count out the bots there's like zero traffic here compared to 2010s
>>540300962yet you're still here, curious
>>540298812>squaregreat, another set of random personas that aren't even posting on /agdg/
>>540300962>if you count out the bots there's like zero traffic here compared to 2010swe also have a shit ton more boards
>>540301208that nobody uses...
losing my mind for the last few days trying to make a working physical rope in godot 3dany tips? I made it out of rigidbodies connected by pin joints, that ultimately joint onto the start and end bodies. the pinjoints just always allow themselves to separate, so you can just pull the object it's attached to around infinitely until the rope starts spazzing out
>>540300962Yeah this is hilarious. 4chan is straight up dying. Even /v/ threads last days sometimes now.
>>540301568anything else?
>>540300923>working a second job and attempting to pinch extra spare time just so you can spend it on unpaid harder-than-rocket-science work for an audience of obese tranny weebsjesus fucking christyou guys need to form a union or something
>>540301060can you tell why they're not posting on /agdg/?they don't have as strong nerves as me, that's why
>>540301494>a working physical ropeJuan does not respect his main audience
>zoomers think this is high 4chan traffic Grim
>>540301667That's not how unions work.
>>540301667I feel attacked for some reason...
>>540301568>4chan is straight up dyingprobably because even X has less moderation than here. the jannies on certain boards here are straight up trannies. this place is slowly bleeding out due to bots and jeets. the internet in general is a cess pool now that every thirdie has internet access. we need a first world firewall is what we need.
>>540301745>"install jolt physics, it's the better-than replacement which will be the default soon!">trying to change any joint param in jolt floods the console with warnings that the params do nothing>"oh, well, jolt has a PulleyConstraint built in, I'll try that">can't find it>godot github has an issue from 3 years ago about putting the "remaining jolt joints" in>awaiting reviewI want to scream
>>540248191gz
>>540300332Hilarious that a shit poster can make better stuff than the person they are making fun of
>>540301568Imageboards were never intended to exist on an Internet full of smartphone normies and a billion thirdworlders.
>>540302335>what are vpnsyou absolute dumb fucking retard, your idea falls through immediately. protonvpn is literally free and has a browser extension
>>540301856a union is formed for the purpose of negotiating better working conditions as a class, which is more effective (as in not entirely hopeless) than negotiating individuallyyou guys are accepting working conditions somewhere between a north korean rent-a-slave and a guatemalan banana picker, and best of all, you self-enforce it completely organically since the day someone started this general on /v/
>>540302340physics in every engine makes me want to shit in my hand and throw it.
>>540302335No offense anon but I've been coming here since 05 and have petty much not been banned since I was an edgy teen in like 2007.
>>540302524I found a plugin that does exactly what i want except the way it does it won't work because my game is multiplayer...
>>540302547lol newtard you weren't here in 2005, prove it
>>540302503you can't post here on protonvpn you mongoloid. simply block vpn users from posting like we already do unless you pay up.
>>540302524it's not even added value, linking any physics library is a few hours of workthey just lock you into some garbage like physx hardwired at fp32 while you could be using glorious chadcoded newton compiled for double precision
>>540302547nobody cares how long you have been or pretending to have been here. banning is irrelevant anyways and wasn't my point at all since anybody can side step a ban themselves in 3 minutes or less. also you're a faggot.
>>540303291zoomer we don't need your input on anything here in this general, just shut your trap and go fuck your boyfriend
>>540288796She should be the protagonist.
>>540303384you don't NEED anything on this website. now how about you kill yourself because we don't need you either.
>>540302667I'm 36 lol, not much else I can do you prove it. Mention snacks? Share old memes like twinkle house? Show my copy of a corruption of lol uploaded to Google music? Shits retarded and gay
>>540302518Labor's negotiating power comes from a finite supply of labor. In the year 2025 where a plane ride is cheap and the internet even cheaper, labor is only finite in the case of very localized manual labor jobs like garbagemen and bus drivers, and even for jobs like that, importing infinite jeets is becoming increasingly viable. You have no fucking clue how the world works, child.
>>540303590yea post something you fucking retard, i didn't ask how fucking old you were
>>540302547that's basically an admission that you are a pathologically boring faggot who only comes here to praise slop he consumes
>>540303821>pathologically>mom!.................. i used dat werd agen!!!!!!
>>540303590Damn autocorrect really did a number on this
>>540303953are you speaking from experience, phoneposter?
Post your development soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjbVhOksfYg
>>540304190Yeah? It was my post. I just got out of the shower.
man this thread is even worse than when I last checked in a few years ago. What is it about game dev that fosters such poisonous attitudes? is it just the recurring feeling of failure?
>>540303678>childopinion discarded
>>540304263>what it sounds like when I'm 'developing'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aK78w-st2U
>>540280864will you release it on itch or gamejolt or whatever so i dont have to give money to gaben?
>>540304367horrible working conditions, unironically>>540300914trannies and nonwhites and tranny nonwhites
>>540294130>To better blend in with the faggerdaggers, you must write like a complete imbecileI will keep that in mind for future use.
>>540304461>opinionNo opinions were provided. Only facts. You are discarding facts because they hurt your feelings, child.
My gf cooked me bomb ass pasta. Break time for an episode of buffy
>>540305290are you the fabled boogeyman
>>540305538bro don't eat it I see hemlock on that bread, she's trying to kill you and steal your game
>>540305538what would she think if she saw you call her that
>no new threadthis is it, agdg is finished
>>540305492thanks qwen
>>540305970Nobody is talking about amateur game development so why would we make a new thread?
>>540305970it was fine until you came
>>540305592Of course not. That would be quite silly.
>>540306108you seem a bit crestfallen, do you want to talk about it, anon?
>>540305970No need, thread dies at night anyway
>>540298709>australiadid they lose 80% of their population in a bush fire or something?
>>540301676No, it's because they do not have the power to ban everyone they do not like here so they live behind a walled garden to gossip like teenaged girls instead of being a man and confronting people.
No girl makes me pasta :( it's not fair
>>540306141ah, my baddo you have a website or email or something
>>540306452You have to make a game before you can get a gf.
>>540306452you could make your own pasta AND double your game's fps with this ONE simple trick (CLICK HERE)
>>540306419>be a man>don't stay in the discord>confront fygoon>he shits up the threads even harder with a nickname that he came up with...okaywhat is this supposed to prove, man
>>540306824I know this is old because that book would be about rust today.
>>540307050the "people" using rust now used c++ back then and yelled at you in agdg for not doing the same
i don't care how many tranny memes you posti'm still using rust and i'm a man
>>540307327Nah, I will still tell you to use c++
>>540307482Same.But certainly not for game dev, lol what the fuck
>>540307482self harm is a real issue and there resources out there to help you with it, please do not hesitate to seek help, we care
>>540307482FtM?
>>540307535definitely for gamedev>>540307925>>540308005please read the text within the post number 540307482
new thread>>540308575>>540308575>>540308575
>>540308623How could you fuck it up so badly?
>>540307489you are free to tell me to stick a knife up my eyesocket as well while at it
>>540308780ive never made a thread before
>>540308898Should've kept it that way.
>>540309016its "should of"should of kept it that way, asswipe
>>540309219retard
>>540309219Normally, I would assume that this is bait and that you're just pretending to be retarded, but seeing your performance in your previous posts, I will assume that you are actually indeed suffering from profound mental retardation.
>>540300332holy FVARKING KINO
