Previous: >>540225129>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
7 days until Fuji Kiseki!
+1 Gold Ship-1 image limit
>curren-chan? oh, that WHORE?! I-I mean, she's pretty cool, haha...
>>540256040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvfyGUfs2Ok
What's the next must roll lolicon banner?
strong and thick mare pussy...
>>540256040wtf I should've pulled for falco
>>540256141Sweepy
Hello umamusume fansWhat are these characters names Why are they chibisWhy does she have a giant tongue Thank you
Why are people so obsessed with having 1200 in their stats? Even in URA finals having double the stats isn't enough to guarantee you a win, and the chance is not insignificant.
>>540256040Based Intelligent Avian
>>540255821As a note ウマオオオオ Global will probably need a couple of new members after this month. Looks like we'll still be able to push Top 100 at the last minute so if any anons are interested in joining a Top 100 club for October let me know.
No fillies below this post.
it's fun to actually do non-cm related career once a while
>>540256562thats a child!
>>540256542Nah no thanks bro, I already have a job.
the wedding dresses fluttering is so pretty
im comfy in my A+ casual club
>>540256040love this clever birb
Why are mares like this?
>marked
>>540256562mare...
IT'S A NEW DAY!
>danchou ranting about jews againGuess I'll have to grind for fans instead of Aces today
>>540256562do not let her tiny umamusume body tricks you, she can easily suplex you if she wanted to
>>540256801That's a demon
It's a new day des!!
>the trainer of super creek basically gets gaslit by literally everyone even though he was trying very hard to establish a boundaryGrim and very funny
hishino flower has the highest rape count in tracent. dont be fooled.
>>540256040https://x.com/kusakari27/status/1965244133825802614Falco's a savage
>need 460+ to stay retained in Class 6>my unit can only get about 420.Damn it.
know what fuck frontsi'm going all in
is ウマオオオオ filled with grub refugees from /gbfg/? this is important
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>540257171>Add too good of an uma>Ranking is too high for me to run into witGODS
>>540257247your blockushin?
>Danchou gave me some shares in the club because I threatened to leave with all my fansFeels good being a rainmaker
>>540257269im not reading allat but based
>>540257314witgods are the highest ranked of them all though?
for spark run, i don't have to do hopeless stakes if i did the junior mile g1 already right?
Oh crab!
>>540257269this but nishino because she will save pace chasers with her unique (source: my ass)
>>540257504Your fear of the Hopeless Stakes will ruin your run. Do it to prove you aren't afraid.
>>540257263It's not "filled" with them but we have a few grub/ex-grub players yes.
>>540257536why would they expose fillies’ navels like this?
>>540257504Are all the other horses in your bloodline also going to do the miles instead of stakes? The affinity bonus is based on G1s in common.
reddit crews were always superior. even up to this day.
drinking that (i got raped)
>>540257504hopeless stakes gives stamina if it’s inspired so not doing it is suboptimal
>>540257356>run with every greens i need>no groundwork>run with groundwork procs>no greensBlockushin runs make me want to kill myself.
Has anyone actually gotten wet conditions off an event with El Condor Pasa? Or is this another unimplemented JP buff?
>>540256485Satano Diamond Kitasan BlackFor the funnies
Digitan LOVE
Biwa has extremely whorish body in the anime. Tits ass buffed by a lot.
>ryan SR two days in a row on daily pullfuck off ryan get me someone useful
me and who???
>>540258319wait, are all my umas under 400 wit actually retarded?
>>540258437Yes but don't worry.
Ummm, my uma's "slow metabolism" is not going away after going to the infirmary?
>>540258437women don’t need to be intelligent to contribute well for society
>>540258226Jesus, look at the size of that head
>the last horse from Rudolf and Teio bloodline just died
>late surger run>oguri INSTANTLY gives me groundwork
sorry i just can't see Oguri sexually
>>540258748
>>540258437Legit question do people actually run sub 400 wit in this economy?
>>540258636Oguri mate
My mindset for CM3
>>540258845I don't have the luxury of choice with my poverty cards
>>540256542240086620755799k average daily fans. Looking to move up from my b rank club (sorry guys, it's been fun).
Be honest, would you date Rudolf? She will make jokes as you have sex, she will make puns about your dick size and might force you to be a dad for teio.
>>540259138Would you be fine with a monthly quota of 40m (1.33m average fans per day)?
>>540259049Oguri rape
>>540259049Oguri would never do this, unless you covered yourself with food
>Two witGODS in a row>Second one gives me enough
>>540258969Poverty cards don't stop you from getting good wit.
>>540258659Eh? Strong Blood died?
>>540259229Only if I can mate Teio too
>>540259267Every Uma loves their (male) trainer.
oguri lust
>>540259229What's the downside
>>540259229sure, she's rich and successful and funny and I can also diddle Teio tooAnd while anime doesn't tell you this, dating mature women is better because while they're just as prone to women moments, at least a mature woman moment is better than one from a teen or young adult
>>540259184
>>540259412I would cook for trainee for life
Day 1 of a new career, 2 people on Speed or 3 people on Guts?
>>540259298It's funny how the first goal is "Run in Junior Make Debut" and not "Win Junior Make Debut" when a win is pretty much required to take part of higher grade races
>>540259753speed unless you're doing the forbidden gutsmaxxing tech
Don't stick your dick in crazy (All except Dantsu)
>>540259654Ahem, Rudolf is just 17!
>>540259756she's just mad i didn't take her support card
Should I be taking mid race speed skills on late surgers? I've heard people say it might ruin your accel timing, so I'm not sure
>>540259810it's so you don't have to end a run and can redo the maiden race
>>540259756Is she frustrated or just jealous?
>>540259907Come to think of it, did the movie actually get an official release in the west? Apparently they only aired it in AX or something.
>OP isn't coomer trashthank god
Which Uma is most likely to get pregnant on the first night?>>540259810I've had horses who never lost another race in the run lose the Make Debut so that would be painful.
>>540259915>17for the 14th time!
>>540259907All red flags except Dantsu
>dirt shoes please>sprint shoes please
>>540259654>dating mature women is betterI was going to give you shit but I figure someone has to fuck grannies (women past 20)
>>540259907She saw you naked and is judging you
>>540259973I've read this:>Mejiro Ryan’s unique is the same as Seiun Sky’s. It has the same activation point, however, it requires you to be 6th instead of 1st. As such, you don’t want your Late Surger to get too far ahead, so your speed skills will mostly focus on the last leg.Maybe it's specifically for Ryan's unique? Because I do see people rec the Tail Held High combo a lot too, and that's mid-race speed, I think...
I love young and spunky 17 year olds!
>>540260052Yeah, no proper release. Just a single screening at last AX. It was supposedly jam packed though.
>>540260052No. They also showed it at AnimeNYC but for both showings it was played in some shitty audience room on a projector on a tiny ass screen. The movie needs an actual cinematic release in theaters still.
>>540259229>would you date Rudolf?shes my main girl, always has been, brian as a close 2nd, maybe MY BRO. hell, i used my free *3 ticket on her on launch.>might force you to be a dad for teio.oh nooooo my adopted daughter will become my actual daughter how tragic nyooooooooo
>take my CM3 B+ Suzuka fresh from the oven for a spin on daily races>wins more consistently even on awful mood than my A+ Bakushin that I've made during my first week playing the gameSo this is the power of meta...
>>540260109The hag ones, their dried eggs are desperate
>decide to do a suicide oguri run to get the dailies out of the way>auto-select parents because I don't care>have an insane junior year, decide to see the run through>if I had actually used proper parents and treated it as an ace run I would have had A+kmsing myself
>>540259229She's my favorite so yeah I would
>>540260253It's the same for red shift, cause you don't want to be in 5th before the late race started else it's wasted. I'm thinking a room with more late surgers than fronts will absolutely throw everyone's timing into the gutter
This mare needs breeding correction
>>540260262
>>540260593Red shift isn't the same it's much better because it can activate after final corner.Also the skills are just as useless if you get stuck in 7th-9th.
Perlfat
>>540260756what is she thingken of
>>540260756I fuck Dober in the ass before races
Aroma Kinen.
>>540260801Can someone edit this to be hentai instead of hanshin.
>Arima Kinen
Are skills that activate in the same time period/position 'competing' with each other for limited 'activation slots'?For example, do the Corner Recovery and Corner Velocity abilities cheat each other out of activations?
>>540260052Hopefully we get a movie showing of Umamusume in theaters.
>>540261119no nigga they'll just activate at the same time
>>540260756
>>540260142What's wrong with sprint shoes?
>>540259323Quite Fine died. But his sons are about to be born, so the Tokai Teio/Symboli Rudolf bloodline is not going extinct
>>540261197feels weird to see teio's child wear same casual clothes as teio did
>>540261225They're dirt-lite in that nobody has a lot and you're trying to stock up at other people's expense
>>540260849Not so minor spelling mistake.
>>540261189When do we get more secrets?
Don't mind me, just spending time with my German wife!
:(
sniffa
>>540261225I don't want to run sprint nor dirt
How do we even know Nishino Flower can juggle forever, if she starts juggling she won't stop until the end of time?
>>540261189>>540260756>"the wiggler" is a dirty slutadds up
Is this bullying?
>Try to build a front runner el condor pasa>Amazing stats, hit all the skill hints>Fail to inherit groundwork>Hmm, let's see if I can make her work as pace>Wins the first lobby I put her inI'm starting to think pace is not as fucked as people thought it was
>>540261548She's juggling my nuts right now
Danchou wants, nay, NEEDS me to farm 1.33(repeating of course) fans per day.... it's nyover... >>540259252
specialbros what the fuck is this??
>>540261634pasa is literally THE pace pick for this CM especially if you give the the mid race combo
>>540261767That's me btw
>>540261767We fuck horses here, we have no right to judge white women.
>>540261634i also built pace chaser pasa and she is much easier to build this waybut mind your stamina, at 600, you are running in pace and at low or normal mood you straight up run out of HP at the end, about 1 sec or so
>>540261769>the mid race comboqrd?
hehe, trainer. I guess the Symboli bloodline will be truly Symbolic now
>>540261968Yeah that's why I took standard distance
>>540261996Ramp up, Slipstream, Playtime, THH
they should let transhorses in to the mare races
>>540261767
>>540261593No thats Orange.
>There's no turf shoes>But there are dirt shoes>Mile shoes exist>But they still implemented dirt shoes for dirt mile
lmao weed
Somehow my fuck ass horse constantly loses. Is it too little power?
>>540262291bro your fine motion?
>>540255821>1/3 who followed me are inactive for more than 5D.>Seen around 8 clubmembers getting kicked just this monthAre we really gonna be daijobu?
>>540262482Your horse is pretty dumb
>>540262479That's a very cute bro you got there.
>Taiki bullying someonepreposterous!
>>540262487point taken
Rob roy paizuri needed
>>540262285>>540261996don't forget speed eater
>>540262614horses are weird
>>540262661Speed eater requires you to be in the lead, should be pretty inconsistent as a pace chaser unfortunately
>>540262509aoharu will revive the game for a few days before people realize that it's just URA but with even more RNG and then we crater again
>>540262639nyo...
>>540262661>speed eater>on a pace chaser>on anyone besides falcon
>>540259983ningen women naturally detest relationships between uma and human
>>540262482>264 witshe's literally fucking retarded anon
is anyone hitting max speed on their cm3 aces with 3 SPD cards that aren't 20% speed growth umas
>>540262731excessive amounts of inbreeding does that. there is reasons why race horses are so incredibly fucked, not to mention fragile. then you look at GIGA CHAD work horses and it's night and day.
>>540262731>horses are weirdIf you were also locked up during a perfectly fine day, you'd also end up doing autistic shit while someone records you
>>540262482>264 wit
>actually, your speed only matters in the last spurt>but you have to maxxed it to win the game>don't buy skill until your career is over>don't take non-obligatory run and have less skill points than needed>take runs and get stomped because i have fuck all>max your wit to get points>get stomped by pretty much everyoneis being gaslit part of the game?
Teio sex
>>540262906...and of course nobody would be locked in during a perfectly fine day
When I watched season 3 I thought Kitasan Black was related to Tokai Teio and that's why she had her as her hero like Teio did with Rudolf in the anime. When I found out that wasn't the case, and Tokai Teio didn't actually make any outstanding race horses I got a little sad
>>540262924>falls over>DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT NOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT MY RETARDED ASS AAAAAAA>fuck now the dumb humans are looking at me>fuck this, im standing up so they shut up
Spe is so retarded and careless that King Halo's motherly instinct kicks in and see her as Haru Urara 2.0
>>540262639where's the mcquEEn glue
>>540262906I'm a human and I can easily get bored despite the plethora of options I can do with just one device alone. How do horses cope with being unable to run freely across a big field and being in a stable for most of your life?
Uma musume is an acceleration game.
>>540262924>>540263102Why is the Gold clan like this
Fatty
>>540263105>lots of motherly instinct energy>casual outfit makes her look like a cute haghmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
SPEED POWERSTAMINASPEED POWERSTAMINA
I'm gonna do the biggest meme comp ever for cm3
>train daiwa to become a triple tiara winner>"grrrrr but vodka"ungrateful cow
>forgot to run in Arima KinenThere goes 60k fans
Slut
Just watched Satono Diamond break her family's curse, this is where i should stop watching right?
>>540262731They are just like us!
Numbers look so good but i swear i never see this skill activate on my maya
>>540263003>>don't buy skill until your career is over>>don't take non-obligatory run and have less skill points than needed>>take runs and get stomped because i have fuck allI've read here that 2 non-obligatory G1s should be enough for you to hit your target stats and get enough skill points for your essential skills. But being unable to win without buying a single skill can still come down to luck. I've had runs where I never bought a single skill, even recovery for Long distance umas, and my trainee is undefeated. Meanwhile I've had to use clocks on runs when I bought skills. Your uma's stats are definitely a deciding factor, but luck can still fuck you over. Just like how McQueen can randomly lose Hopeful Stakes despite having double the speed and stamina of everyone else.
>>540263327why didn't you make one for cm1 and cm2
>>540263003multiples of these things can be true and false at the same time, but you have to think to figure out the truth>speed only matters in the last spurtyeah but for how the game works it might as well be the entire race>don't buy skillonly if you can statcheck the races>don't take optional racesdepends, most ace builds don't need to do this, and you are unlikely to sacrifice ~50 stat for 50 skill points>witmaxxingyou don't need to win if you get 500k+ every time to secure your seat in class 6
>>540259252I have 41.6 mil for this month so far, so that's probably fine
>charming + fast learner + practice perfect predebutWhat manner of curse is this run going to put on me in the back half
why didn't i roll for smart falcon... shes too strong for this cm
>>540259138>>540263625In that case I'll save your ID for now and will invite you when the month resets. Will give you another (You) in the thread after sending the invite as well.
>>540263629single rainbows with no supports upon ye
>>540263629NIGHT OWL INTO MOOD DOWN INTO MOOD DOWN INTO WASTED INFIRMARY TURN INTO MOOD DOWN EVENT AND MOOD DOWN FROM NIGHT OWL
>>540263629no hintseveryone dodges summercampyou fail a 3% trainingyou hit your toe on a table corner
>>540263629it's a surprise guts party all senior
>>540263495Cheval Grand episode (ep 12) is the best episode from S3 though, carried the whole season. The rest are meh, Satono Diamond winning G1 is top 3 or top 2 i think.
>>540263629No rainbows in senior year
>>540263872Ok thanks for cropping out everything but their dogshit post to show us thanks man really
>>540263629Hmm, try running hopeful stakes
>>540263872spoken like a true chinkslurping jeetI was at 11k on the 10th this month, and I'm already back at 20k, and that's after I blew 5k for nothing on seiun's banner. I'm gonna rape smaru when she drops
imagine
Stop lusting after Spe
>>540263629slacker right before summer
>>540260290Can you post the 21th soundpost?
>>540264076...if she was fatter...
no one told me speed star was an agemasen wtf
>>540264231special month....
>>540264163the what
>>540264340The remember the 21th of September soundpost
Umas should wear leotards during races
>>540264452bwo? your robo autist?
>>540264076>>540264112It's taking everything I have to hold back from getting her...
Sex Nature
>>540264452not everyone should be a spaceship
>>540263629>Murders your entire career 1 day before summer
>>540263872>blah blah blah JAPANESE GACHA blah blah blahit's always the zoomers whose first gacha was genshin impact making these comments
>>540264452Cameras should take close-ups of their crotch and ass>>540264486>>540264563A-All umas*...
>>540264432if its uma related, then I don't have it.
punishing Spe for being a heckin' chuddy and eating on top of the bed
>>540264296should've had 400+ wit
>>540264658It was that one. I forgot to save it.https://x.com/gyokai_tonkotu_/status/1969795997577740521
>>540263749Sounds good
>>540264627And footage of their wedgies and cameltoes should be televised nationally
Which uma for my final cm3 slot bwos? Goldship or End Mayano? im running 2 late 1 end
>ugh, leaving your horny wife to go to work isn’t very first rate of you.
>>540264231and sluttier
The main reason I like umamusu more than the chink gachas is mainly just for the girls-only cast
>>540264751damn, think I've seen this before, but I can't remember. would've made a [sound] if I saw the original
King Halo hours
>>540264905AIEEEEEEEE
Blockushin blockushin blockushin!
Give me your strongest meme deck ideas for a Tachy run /uma/
>>540264986post deck
>>540264923you don't like mixed toilet games for breaks on spending?
Groundwork is killing me
>>540264905Sexual Week...
Why did they make stay gold so chill when he was a fucking menace that almost killed Narita top road
Good day /uma/, please remember to always tip your service industry workers, even if they are villains.
>>540265124you weren't proccing it anyway
>>540265230Groundwork skills are bad without it
>1 starsSo close to being great...
Sorry Halo, it's Spe-chan's special time
>>540264923I like them because they don't suffer from chink writingthe stories have been nice and concise so far, which balances out the time investment of the grind...
>>540265187too afraid of upsetting the owners, though to be fair she isn't playable yet so we don't know what her campaign will be like
>>540265215No one tips in my country!
>>540265067
>>540265187all the psychopaths come from mcqueen actually he dindu
>>540264925I'll check the archives
oops
>>540264880Go complain about it to Haru
>>540265430almost capped power with those cards is impressive
i HATE training Mayano Top Gun
>>540265545spicy one to encode at a decent res, a tat long but doable as well. curious what other people made out of that, or if they cut it down.
>>540265714Trainer-san issue
Do the umas eat the grass on the track during training when nobody's looking? Imagine if you were a runner and you were constantly surrounded by fields of potato chips
>>540265714I see
I love fucking Meek
>>540264593Zoomers in general are weirdly anti-japanese, you see it all over
give me a pace pasa deck and build
1 borrow run was wasted
>>540265859Oguri hands typed this
Everyone always talks about Kitasan Black...where's Kitasan White?
That doto sleeping pic got me depressed for days bros.
Back in my time webms had sound and you could download and post them.
>>540265986I bet she's not a slut
Does anyone have the pic of the guide for the upcoming CM? I forgot to save it
>>540265926were you somehow unable to get 150 speed or something?also, literally just front them for maiden. Pasa does fine as front with fucking E in her career so anyone with the same or better front aptitude will be fine
Do I get extra points in TT if I get double circle straightaways and corner skills?
>bring nice wife to cm rooms>fronts keep consistently falling out and getting taken over by latesI just knew it, way too many front runners are on low stamina with no recovery skills
Left or right?
>>540265986right here bro
>>540266008
>>540266136No you only get extra points for gold skills. The double circle skills are not gold
This is one of my best Seiun parent runs yet. The sparks? All 1* with two 1* course whites. Fucking cygenerous
>>540265909Probably backlash to the frankly insane glazing people do with the Japanese. I mean I like Japanese stuff too but goddamn some fuckers here seem to genuinely worship the Japanese.
>>540266234how is this depressingthis is funny as fuck
>>540265986Top tier front parent for mid
>>540265757That was easier than I thought
>>540266263So I should get straightaway + another skill instead two straightaways?
>>540266309Unironically what website do you think you are on right now?
>>540266390You should get gold skills
>>540266390for TT? probably
>>540256961I need to join this club, is there space?
>>540266309t. zoomer
i can't stop thinking about golshi sama
>>540262540>>540262810>>540262924But aren't girls the cutest when they are almost retarded?
>>540260262I’d spunk all over this 17 year old!
>>540266562I wish. Turned 40 this year
do i want groundwork for my pace chasers?
>>540265909Zoomers have no real reason to be anti-japanese. "I dont like anime" is not anti-japanese. Boomers on the other hand have real reasons to hate the japanese
For the reporter at the end of the career, is it +3 to all on green friendship and +5 on orange, or +3 on orange and +5 on maxed?
>>5402668323 on orange, 5 on max
>>540264708>nothing for this artist on sadpanda or kemono>tempted to drop some money to get access to their fanbox
>>540266814it's nice to have but don't go out of your way for it
HOLY SHIT NIKKE REFERENCE??
Taishin cute
>>540266597me too bro
>>540266309American youths had to generally deal with the big American comics or Japanese stuff for the longest time. There's other stuff like French comics but they just don't get talked about as much
This is impossible.
>>540266127can't remember but pretty sure she got circle/double circle for all her stats from the green except for the mile one>why did you run on mile then?i thought SURELY it was bad luck and i can win even with F aptitude
TICKET PLEASE SUMMER TRAINING IS IN THE NEXT TURN PLEASE TICKET I NEED THIS AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE DON'T TAKE 30 ENERGY NYOOOOOOOO
>>540266597I’m thinking about that Golshi picture from yesterday…
>>540265343They owner himself said Stay Gold would eat meat if he could, he knew the horse was a psycho
>>540265215>tiping for doing your jobnyo
>Try to train vodka>Try 4 speed 2 power>MLB kitasan, MLB eishin flash, 3LB Tosho, MLB Taishin for speed>MLB Amazon and MLB Bourbon for power> Never manage to reach 1200 speed, not a single timeI am so tired, confused and seething
>>540267085thx
>>540265909it's pretty funny how zoomers hate anything japanese related but get hooked to any modern shonen slop like jujutsu or solo leveling, which is sao but made by a gook with even worse writing
>>540266512
>>540265215Nah dawg tipping is incredibly retardedI should NOT be forced to pay the wagie extra money because their boss doesn't give them minimum wage
>>540267525>3LB ToshoFor whatever bizarre reason, even though the difference is not much at all, I think people get more consistent results with her at MLB compared to 3LB
Sex with seiun
>>540267272seems like the calendar dancho force us to do but with less races
CM3 Test room63964422
Kyun kyun kyun!!
>>540267272you're prone to lose 1-2 race most of the times, but it 's not that hard to do with proper stats
>>540267382w-which picture
>>540267792Stats don't matter in URA.
>>540267796You know the one
>>540267962???
>>540265124I believe in you anon, I had a very decent front runner with 1200 - 700 - 1100 and everything but groundwork, she lost every single fucking CM room race.After 30 tries I managed to get a slighly worse stats one with still 1200 speed, 680 stam, 1060 power but kinda witless one (thank god for pace chaser savvy) and she suddenly wins 40% of the CM room races.It is worth the effort
I CAMEdo you know how hard it is to get a good red spark on Oguri???
kyun kyun rattatira many many~
>>540268045worse one WITH groundwork*
Do I have the right idea with this Taishin? I'm guessing I just need higher stats but skills and stat distribution is good right?
what would you do?
Help me buy skills?
>>540268135About the same as any other character?
>>540268196Taishin wants a lot of power and skills to prevent brocking, she loves getting brocked or sniffing other uma asses.
>>540268378wrong
>3 borrows done>not a single good ace again
>>540268242Not play uno with this fucking loser
>>540268196Yes thats goodJust try to do the same but with Mile S and you are guaranteed Round 3 finals with a good chance of winning (if the Frontrunner doesn't proc Angling and leaves everyone in the dust)
>>540268395what actually stops gold ship from doing the same even with inferior stats? mild golshis were kicking the shit out of whale taishins in the last cup.
Explain to me what this creature is supposed to represent
I didnt highroll speed, but it looks like im on the right track, yea?
>>540266814i swear groundwork makes your uma shit
>>540268495anchors aweigh put gold ship in an outer lane so she doesn't get blocked
>>540266597Understandable, she is the best after all.
>>540268356you should buy 30 TP and start a new run with oguri borrow and stepping on wit more
>try to make mile brian>place 1st in Tenno sho springFuck off
>>540268495golshi unique helps her reposition mid-race so she's less likely to end up blocked during her last spurt
>>540268573>>540268706Does her AI change behavior to account for the top speed boost?
>missed another roomit keeps happening
>>540268683You absolutely need 500 stamina and a good amount of guts otherwise it's an instant loss. I've lost too many borrow runs to it
>>540268507Superiority and the splendor the of the sun.
Seiun parent runs really are peak comfy>Breeze through all the triple crown races>Get a decent amount of fans>The only hint you need to gamble for is groundwork
Anyone got any clues?
What kind of win rate in rooms should your team be looking at to be able to make it into group A finals?
>>540268242Teach her a harsh lesson about letting her guard down just because she's in the lead
>>540268562in front runners its amazing, anywhere else sucks
>>540268682>start a new run with oguri borrowread nigga
>>540268242Bet her a paizuri if I win
>>540268896It got a lot easier once I added some stamina sparks. It's infuriating how she loses random g3 races in senior year idk why
>>540268987Probably like 100%
>>540268987As long as your ace is placing you are in a good spot. My aces in the past two CMs always placed but never won rooms and I still have two platinums
>>540268135>>540268378Oguri Cap as in PEAK is just too good in many styles and distances and ground.
i am bored out of my mind trying to build acesguess ill just settle with non-mile s ones and farm sparks for leo cup instead
>>540268356Pulse curvature homestretch haste
>>540268987CM rooms are full of sweats so it doesn't matter, you'll make it to finals anyway if you aren't getting completely stomped
Well I guess it's time to grind for a 9* turf. Wish at least one of these fags got Groundwork.
>Got these inspirations>Sleep deprived into Night owl into Migraine (Migraine condition triggers) into 3 rounds in a ROW of missed concert mood downs in the last 8 months of training.I'm about to to leave a negative review on steam.
>>540267396yeah my bad, I meant the players who don't know anything about the real horse
>>540268987if you can win 20% you have a chance of winning A finalsIf your aces get 3rd or above without losing by distance, same.t. Geminis A finals winner who has like 10% win rate in CM rooms
>>540267962anon you're not going to win kikka sho and spring tenno sho with sub 200 stamina
>>540269717You now realize that if this woman perfected her ability she would be the richest woman in the uma racing society.
>>540269821If that were true, then her master should already be the richest woman in the pod racing soceity.
>>540269525I don't think you can get an A+ with all that stuff happening unless you have a whale deck.
>>540265187She is so mentally unstable it loops around to being chill, like a mental overflow glitch
is rudolfs special skill quite useless for a front runner?
What should i be farming for this upcoming CM? Which cards?
Smart falcon lovers got real quiet after this one
>>540269717I like when it's successful both of them look at the camera. I've only had Pasa and she gave the camera double thumbs up
>>540269525Looks fine to me whale-sama
>>540270004it could work if it's a lobby with multiple fronts
She's winning public lobbies against Smart Falcons that proc'd AnglingWish i didn't fail the last training to max speed.Also Suzuka kind of sucks. haven't seen her win once
>>540270004unless you somehow miraculously pass 3 other fronts I have no clue how you ever going to activate it
>>540270164encroaching + furious is a scary combo
>>540270234>Unless you satisfy the conditions to activate it I have no clue how you ever are going to activate itThanks for the sage input.
It's going to be a full 6 months until I have enough pulls to get most of my uma's to 3* and get some good MLB SR supports. Fun.
Meeting the stam and guts checks for Cancer is really hard with pic related. I need Seiun Sky as a parent (Ace is Suzuka), so is it better to inherit stamina (I use my native 8* power) and run 4spd pwr, or inherit power and run 5spd/1stam? I'm consistently getting lower stamina and guts (500ish/250ish) with my current build.
>>540270164Damn thats without ryan's sig even
Guys I just realized how dire my parent situation is. All my best parents are Vodka, my second best parent has Grass as a grandparent, and any other usable parent has Vodka as a grandparent. Weeks of inbreeding has left me with no parents for my late aces and my borrow runs immediately get sent to the shadow realm. Don't be like me anons, keep your family trees clean.
>>540270164How often do you end up blocked? My taishin pretty much never wins.
>>540270482Anon, there is... another... way.
>>540268507Why is it so damn familiar?
>>540268507>>540268854Why the fuck her alt is a bird? Is there some jap autismo going on? Word play? Some keiba shit??? Random fan meme that caught on?EXPLAIN
>>540270560I'm so proud of my 9* speed grandsire to all uma's Bakushin...
>>540269717i'm retarded. is this better than corner adept and recovery?
>>540270540All the really great looking aces have their own MLB Kita and they borrow an MLB SSR power card. Even running 14* stam and 2 MLB SR power cards I struggle to hit the requirements. I highly recommend sparking power and bringing stamina cards because the stat + guts check is very very real. Gotta make best with what you got.
How easy it is to find a top 1k club, I'm tired of having a club with shitters and having to carry them, thinking of leaving mine after monthly rewards hit
>>540268242Dotomogus
>>540270540>Sorted by lvlCan't find jack shit in this pic, but honestly just run speed/power with some stam inherits and most importantly hit stam/guts during summer.
>>540270638NOBAD EVIL GREEN LADY
>>540270560Thankfully I have couple of ok parents as I've started to run nothing, but Tachyon. Shame if I get a good Tachyon parent since I can't fuse her with a Tachyon.
>>540270769On a first day of the month, there'll be multiple A/A+ rank /uma/ clubs that will be lookin' for a fresh blood.
I can't even tell what's working in CM rooms I just feel like I'm perma gambling
>>540270540I can hit the minimum stamina requirement just off the spark and some POW training easy, even with my own shitty sparks. I never had trouble with getting guts though, it always caps at 300 and I only train it a few times before summer 1. 4spd/2power is good enough imo to reach decent stats and 500 wit assuming all goes otherwise you might just hit 400-450 wit.
i haven't joined any cm3 test lobbies yet. Are there people running pace?
Where's everybody at with this?
>>540270754>All the really great looking aces have their own MLB KitaI swear I would be pwning noobs like no other if my account wasn't completely gimped by needing to borrow Kita 100% of the time. It's like playing an entirely different game from these people, anyone who gives advice should qualify whether they're playing the "with MLB Kita" game or the "without MLB Kita" game.
Chomp!
Can you get racetrack green skill from actually running the track multiple times? If so then I can try running G2 tokyo races.
>>540266365>easier than I thought>that qualityi mean, you can always force a high res, the issue is the artifacting you'll get from it
Does anyone here have a MLB Oguri Cap SSR Support Card set? Can i have your friend code? thanks
>>540270570Surprisingly blocking hasn't been much of an issue since there's a lot of frontsAlso whenever Curren-chan procs her Ult she fucking blasts off into the distance, it's crazy.
>3 star witIs this workable for a frontrunner parent?
>>540268242Kill this thing with a billion trillion explosions
>>540271080Not really, mostly El if anythingEvery lobby is just Vodka/Taishin/Grass/fronts
>>540271037I see, maybe there's hope for me... I'll ask danchou to kick me after rewards so I don't have cooldown
I'm still doing my parent runs. Haven't even started rising my CM3 aces...
>>540271128Sometimes you will get a completely random event from any support card so u can get those greens out of nowhere when you happen to run the track.
>>540271097Just buy a MLB Kita account it's like $15
>my smart falcon keeps winning cm rooms against a+ umas despite only having 1070 speedI was going to go back and get one with 1200 speed but this one's so ridiculous I might leave it at that and build a third frontrunner
>>540271242There's still like 3 weeks until the CM
>>540271084
>>540270798ok, I sorted by rarity instead. Same advice?
>>540270709Random fan meme.
>>540271191Definitely it's useable and people will borrow it. But that's like the bare minimum acceptable. With 2 or 3* groundwork almost anything is useable. Blue sparks arent as important when breeding a runner. It's parents that need blue 3*.
>>540271456
Is it worth, anons?
>>540271560ass wonder
>>540271560If you're gonna use her for the CM sure, you need every gambling skill possible
>>540271560you'll end up with everyone at 5 in the long runjust do it
>>540271097that's a really good point. It's very rare for me (f2p exclusively) to find a greater benefit in a borrow greater than mlb kita. Even in Gemini it was better to run my 0lb Creek and borrowed Kita than the opposite. I could kick out my Narita Taishin or Eishin Flash cards if I had mlb kita....fuck.....
Do YoUr DaIlY pUlLs
>>540271241Some clubs are willing to wait for your 24h cooldown if you leave on your own, btw, so keep that in mind. Just don't leave before you get your monthly gibs from your current club.
>>540270560Play end?
all the good hints but unusable because no Mile S
https://youtu.be/GFF1DYoTY0U?si=QmeBaP4oSRQLjBl5&t=4287:12matikane connection
Let's fucking GO grass
>>540271084160k
Hishiama nee-san…
>>540271540FUCK
I need more monies
>>540271084>>540271560Yes
>>540271084A little over half a milly
>>540270732It's for cm3, a whole bunch of extra recoveries won't do me any good. I always take lion right before derby, otherwise she just dies.
>>540271805Back to the GolShi mines aaaaaaaaa
>>540271097you don't need kita desu but that means you need good SR cards of your own and some highrolls if you want to stay on par with MLB kita users
>>540271998need more brother wife
>>540271847Umazing.
>>540256542I had 25,750,333 fans in the first 23 days of this month.so I achieve more or less a million each day.My club isn't exactly dying but it isn't even exactly going well.826 210 548 199 is my user number, I'd really appreciate an invite if you still have places and if you find acceptable that daily average (never been in a top100 club so I don't know if you need a lot higher numbers - in that case ignore my request)
>>540272154Bwo your 600/300?
>>540272119It's a lot of fun without owning maruzensky and having to get red shift from GP (it's not).
>>540271539>It's parents that need blue 3*So you focus on white sparks for grandparents, and blues+whites for parents? That seems....completely impossible. Odds of getting a 3* are 2%, one in fifty runs if rng is halfway merciful. Getting 9* parents for a CM would not happen without whaling.
>>540271084Slowly chipping away at it with my 10k per run...
I love my umadacchis!
>>540272361I love my umadacchis!
>>540272361Same
>>540271084Unsure if I am doing something wrong on phone but a career run goes about 40ish minutes for me. I can barely get the 400k in time for these events and that really all I aim for. Hopefully career runs become a bit easier in the future. I think you can get to the 400k before fulfilling the X amount of career runs goal. But yeah a bit extra time, like an extra 2 days would help a lot for me. Oh well, it is what it is.
>>540271835Is Mile S that important?
>>540272237on my pasa but i don't think the 600/300 thing makes or breaks your uma
I'm starting to understand why a Sky ace is hard if you're not a whale. I know these are both shit but I should keep the one on the right because of the 3 green skills right?
>>540272361I HATE my umadacchis!
>>540272529Depends on the gaslight you subscribe to
>>540272506Do you have the skip at double arrows? With everything memorized it's maybe 20-30 mins per run for me
>>540272652Wtfffff
>>540271128Yes you can, I got left-handed from El's maiden race once since it's in Tokyo
>>540272652Nyooo, don't say such things...
>>540271084just hit 225k, just got Golshi 3lb. Not a bad event. Not sure I'll finish on my alt account though
I think I picked one too many green speed skills
>>540271037how much fans A rank usually requires? i have 40M as of now which i guess around 1.6M per day considering the date (i experiment with race spam recently though, so it's probably inflated), i generally run 3 careers a day with occasional skip/more run.my banchud have 55M and 2nd only to sweatlord with 100M fans. meanwhile i barely ranked top 10 but there's a handful of leeches with a dozen M fans. i hardly found C rank guilds with the game's guild search so i'm hesitating to leave my C+ guild
>>540272547601/301 is worth roughly the same as Mile S
>>540272594no, left because focus also is at the start of the raceyou want 3 skills that activate at the start for groundwork
>>540271054>spark18* stam for you?
>>540272361i love doto's tits
>>540272878I saw a chart showing that 2 greens and focus have lower activation rates compared to 3 greens. Was that not the case?
The Taishin agenda will continue.
>>540272828Any A-rank or better /uma/ club will swallow you whole if you get 1.6m per day.
BROS IM SO TIRED I CANT HAVE 3 GREEN SKILLS
Odds: Air Groove hintEvents: Hopeless Stakes
My umadacchis all left me.
>>540272361
>>540273041You need a chart to tell you that a non-guaranteed activation has a lower activation rater than a guaranteed activation?
this is my best uma so far
what exactly the advantages of high level card assuming you already unlock all the effects?
>>540273105
>>540273103>skipping the hopeless
>>540273041Focus has a wit check
>>540272594Yes. It's probably worth the -100 speed you're getting, plus the other stats are mostly better. Groundwork should reliably proc immediately on right, will proc inconsistently on left because only 2 greens
Welp, time to pack it up. She's either gonna mysteriously run out of clocks or not even hit 1200/x/1000.
look at her
>>540272262Not grabbing Maruzen/Oguri from my pick ticket was a huge mistake. Oguri is just too bland and I didn't know Maruzen was a hag spinster. I like Taiki a lot but she's not as great a parent as Oguri. Hopefully they spook me when I roll for Fuji next week. Hopefully I get spooked by any 3*.
>>540273193more levels also increases the effects you already unlocked
>>540273324#LookingAtCurren
>>540273081>Focus>Front Runner Savvy oo>Lucky SevenLooks good to me.
>>540273172>>540273260I always assumed it was automatic. That explains why the focus rate was lower. So even accounting for that left is better?
>>540273290I curse you with slacker before summer
#CummingInCurren
>>540273324Amazing!does she workand what * sparks
>>540273324>front S>gourmandAre you running her as pace or front?
they should add Pol Pot's horse to the game that would be funny I think
>>540273429I'd say right is better. Guaranteed Groundwork proc, left isn't.
>>540272906stop it daiwa... why are you smiling at me like....
>>540273797I have no opinion on uma that I know nothing about. Try something from the global release.
>>540272361what the fuck? no you dont
Glue?
>>540273797Not worth, too risky. Odds of you randomly dying increase exponentially.
>>540273858Kek you are STILL seething?
>>5402736329* stam 4* pwr 2* spdshe wins... some times, if she procs her shit at the final cornerhave to try harder for mile s>>540273687she is pace, she got hit by the wrong pink spark
>>540273949I don't think we've even met before...?
Requesting dirt shoes is the equivalent of not returning your cart to the stall or not using your turn signal. You don't belong in society and have zero courtesy for anyone so you deserve a special place in hell
ONE WHOLE YEAR
>>540273880>lateyes
Which one bros2 lates + pace pasa or 2 lates + end oguri?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>540274050Doing dangerous pixelated drugs with Air Shakur!
>>5402740822 lates + a blocker or you'll get smoked by front runners
>>540274082pasa is probably the strongest uma for cm3, but if you have end parents from cm2, end oguri would be easier to make
>>540274148
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1921550901355184158/photo/1
>>540274245Shooting up with Air Shakur and having sex on a stained bed!
>CM ends>SMaru banner startsThe beginning of the end
>have two terrible runs>Roll the gacha for 2 pulls to calm down What the fuck bros, I was just rage rolling??? is pasa any good, either base or outfit?
>>540274336>>Roll the gacha for 2 pulls to calm downretardalso EXPLODE
>>540274336FUCK YOUUUUUUUgratz!
>>540274302Please do not my daughter
>>540274272>blatant faggotryi thought they stopped doing this because of the backlash from the 2016 PV
>>540273375why the fuck they didn't explain that at all?also thanks
>>540272828Anything more than 1.5M is enough for A+ desu. There's limited spots in clubs though so obviously if a guy that gets 3M fans a day also wants to join and there's only room for 1 the 3M guy is gonna get invited. You'll easily get into an A club though, just need to say you started late cause 40M fans isn't a lot.
>>540274272delete this
is Bakushin good as an ace in cm3? I want to use the seiyun sky I have been farming all this time. Who should be the other front runner?
>>540274448You've done a career with Air Shakur in your deck right?
>>540274478Let the horses hug each other. You aren't being personally affected by a jpg.
>>540274272Love my wife Oguri Fat (as in dyke)
>>540273343I got Oguri and she's been great but not having Maru is rough.
>>540274478no fun faggot
>>540274478it never stopped
i have 700 skill pojnts unallocated, should i get a few recoveries instead of dumping everything to yellows since the the stam is less than recommended for cancer?is left-handed worth without groundwork?
>>540274494
>>540274478Bro, the "don't lewd the horses" "no yuri" are old news. The horse owners or cygames no longer care, as long as they get your money.
>>540274665>>540274743>>540274763Who said I was opposed to it?
>>540274768Literally doesn't matter, choose whatever and try again.
>5 whole carat increase to login bonusesWho brought this up as a good idea in board meetings? Are these people that out of touch with reality that this seems like a worthwhile increase in gains to one of the, if not THE, stingiest gachas in existence right now? I feel genuinely insulted and have no desire to play.
>>540274553>just need to say you started late cause 40M fans isn't a lot.i forget the reset date so i just divide 40 with 25. how many days was it since the last reset?
>>540274610I don't think the SSR is very good
>>540273429Both are gonna get destroyed anyway desu, what Support cards do you have?
>>540274858Retard or bait?
>>540274858do you remember what the old login bonuses were?
I want my wives NOW
>>540274836my deck is dogshit and that was a very lucky run regadless of no groundwork or mile sim just trying to do well in group b
>>540274606Smart Falcon if you have her, otherwise it's Bakushin or Daiwa (who are discount Falcons). I always thought Bakushin was stronger but after a bunch of testing I think Daiwa has a more consistent unique, though I'd put them in the same tier in terms of viability.Note that Bakushin has garbage tier affinity with everyone though, so that might influence your decision.
>just upgraded this card to lvl 40 last reset>now get this for MLBWITGODS
>>540274606Bros???
>>540274873reset is the first day of the month
>>540274937True, but it is still cool.
>Two (2) night owls before hopeless cakesI love borrow runs.
Fluffy Nature
If i'm only interested in front runners what umas should I be looking into after the summer banner?
>>540274858bait or retardedcall it
>>540275114It's nice seeing her...Physically pains me that she won't be out in global for such a long time. Hurts.
>>540271084Around the same. I've turned ultra casual now. ie only use natural tp, use event cards, etc. Haven't even used my pots. Although I still give up trash runs because this game is straight dogshit (which is why I turned casual).
Will any of the cards get rebalanced in the future?
got this little Dirty Dan Devil here, what you think bros? enough for finals?
>>540274858they're the from same company that made shadowverse: world's beyond. if you think this game has it bad, you should look into shadowverse's atrocities
>>540275067No smart falcon here, I guess I am running the cow(wife).
>>540275198Valentine bourbon
>>540265986Here
>>540275198Valentine Bourbon, Kitasan Black (all of them), Katsuragi Ace
You guys are really sweaty gacha players
>look up the lyrics for UmaypoiI thought people were joking, but they really are singing about sex with (you), their trainers
>>540275221She is on my pull list aswell, but quite the long wait sadly. Think I'll do another Shakur deck run after this one.
>>540275424Only because my AC is broken.
>>540275280Terminal case of glue i'm afraid
>>540275225Yeah, it's better to not try too hard now. There's so many features we don't have I'm just setting up my account for the future and chilling.
>>540274943I made those 2 skys with half assed copies of witgod's deck since I don't have a LB4 KSB. Unimaginative I'll admit but I was curious to play something different from my usual deck anyways. Inspirations were following his guidelines too.
Bros, is default or costume Uma Musume A better as ace? I rolled KKK warrior pasa for dick reasons but not sure if she's actually good.
>>540275424I'm not too worried about CM's anymore, considering you can get the equivalent of winning Group A final carats in just 2 weeks of doing dailies.
>>540275112so about 25 days then? how is average 1.5M per day enough for A+ if 40M after 25 days isn't a lot for A?
>>540275424duh... Kuala Lumpur is very hot and humid all year round.
lol
gold ship cupgold ship gamegold ship world
>>540275496I will try and survive til thenI hope your run goes good anon!
>>540274272I would fuck Bellno Light
>>540275705wife
THE SUN
>>540275698I had to look that up.
>>540275117A third night owl has just hit right before summer camp. This is where I would give up if it was an ace run.
>>54027568040m is the quota for ウマオオオオ If you can hit that then you'll be fineIf you can't, expect a kick your way. I imagine most or all top 100 guilds are the same since it's hard to reach top 100 with deadweights.
Rabu Windy-chan
>>540275705>Smart Falcon 5thhow do you screw up that badly
>>540275864I remember when u guys were taking anyone. How many whales in that circle now?
There is something on my mind for some time now, it's Goldship's ass. That's all.
>>540275789>aislopkys
>>540275680I thought 40M was your total fans, not your monthly fans
What's the optimal debuffer deck for Neicha?
>>540275978pretty sure it isnt
>BWO YOUR FAN GOAL IN 10 TURNS BVO>okay>BLO YOUR FAN GOAL IN 9 TURNS GRO>okay>ZWO YOUR FAN GOAL IN 8 TURNS BVRO>okay>JRO YOUR FAN GOAL IN 7 TURNS FRO
>>540275897how long until windy
>>540275481Why do you think we use "UMAPYOI" as synonym for fuck? That song has THESE lyrics >Let me light flame in you!>My heart is beating so fast, never felt like this on a race!>I really really love you!>My honey!>My darling!>My wake up kiss to you!I wonder what they meant, huh....
So cute...
>>540275897
Doto rape
The Shakurcord...
>daily/weekly rewards go up>suddenly I'm allergic to getting over 400k in team trials and making class 6 againo-okay then
Umapyoi means rape by the way.
>>540260406Ramonu paizuri
>>540275601I don't know what the Witgod deck is but you have enough cards for a good Seiun for sure. 3MLB speeds, Helios power and a Wit card, Fuji would be the best cause of her skills but idk if she's good at 2LB. And borrow MLB Kita 2LB isn't good if you were using her.
>>540276072wait what the fuck maybe it really is slop
>>540276117Uma's are pure and in love get your mind out of the gutter. No uma wants a perverted torenah
>>540275864will try to apply when there's a slot open then. don't feel like lying when i'll probably barely make end meet though
>>540276193>PowerletNot bad, but you will be overtaken by Smart Falcon on the uphill and lose the race from there
Nothing personnel
>>540276218I am just a doting father
I'm actually getting a fair amount of highlander procs from the Golshi SSR it's nice.
>>540276227you get promoted to class 6 just by hitting 400k? wtf is this affirmative action shit
>>540276436>highlander
>>540276262What happened with Haru?
Bane?
I always try to get slipstream when doing Spechan's career because she uses it in the anime
>>540276618will she die if I take off that mask
>>540276520Her mum was a gentic freak, but she did give birth to the cutest uma ever. So there's that.
>>540276669Based fellow autist
/Umagg/ now has the mark of the beast
bruh.....
i got tenno wrecked againi counted exactly 6 mood down events up till tenno sho springi can't get enough statsthis is infuriating
>>540276675It would be extremely painful
>>540276305My bad this is what it was. And you say fuji but you mean fine motion right?
>>540276438It was more like 415-420k, and I could reliably get 430k before. I expected to eventually get weeded out of class 6 as my dumbass f2p umas just aren't that good, but not like this.
>>540275280enough for 5th place after gassing out guaranteed every last spurt
>>540276218Shakur-sama career carry is real believe in the plan
1/3 of the club are dead...danchou please come back...
>>540276836perfect grandparent candidate
>>540275606What the fuck, we have no condor bros here? All deported back to Kentucky?
*bricks you*
>>540275997wait, this is monthly right or am i retarded? i'm not autistic enough to manually track my fans number
>>540277032She’s so gross and ugly
>>540264231Spe raping my ojisan dick with her fat boobs
>>540277152Bwo...
>>540276923Just what is your plan here?
>>540277152no that's total, it's basically a worthless number the danchodes check on chronogenesis for your monthly
>>540277196This is trueHowever Double Crown havers have my respect (thank Teio for this)
>>540276872Fuji for Summer Runner/Mile Corner skills. Idk if she's decent enough to use at 2LB though.
post something cute
>>540276669I played the game before watching the anime and that part got me feel like a real Trainer
>>540277265>spe>fat boobs Lol
>>540277196Stop it
>>540277364dont reply to the obesity cucks, they're too busy imagining what if every horse was fatter and bigger than them.
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>>540276348The shadow from the hat on the right shoulder and the way the tail baloons out from behind the left arm makes it pretty obvious.
>>540277348What's going on in this image?
>>540274272>old newsalso Oguri now belongs to Kitahara Prince Jones
>>540277279Outsmarting this career with no survivors
>>540277276>>540277291this game is seriously dumb af. guess i will stay with my danchud then, at least he prune the leeches every now and then
I fucking hate late surge so much. What a fucking terrible running style. Absolute shit. Anything else. Literally anything, is better than late surge. Absolutely abysmal.
>>540277348Doesn’t get any cuter
>>540275606KKK Uma Musume has better innates and potentials for this, her ult is average, it's on the final corner which is still in midrace for this CM when you'd rather have speed to have carryover for the late race and peak your spurt faster. It's not entirely like Maru ult where you can run it and gamble to have it proc on your late/end by moving up to 5th, KKK's ult procs if you're at least in 7th for CM so you're really going to proc it early.But what's built into her is still pretty good. I'd say default is better for consistency, but if you stack some good ults for KKK, you can make her work as well.
https://youtu.be/Ts1m93gtKXg?si=5bt6FDBLGoYTQ7WX please refer to the hip measurements
My dumb, gray wife. Is your wife also retarded? What are your experiences with it? Any hints?
>>540277613skill issue
>>540277669ass wonder? debunked
>>540277567its that meme from the google streetcar going past the schoolgirls
im now READY to win group A finals
>>540277776looks great. Good hunting
>>540277196Homosexual post
>>540277567fanart of this but i also don't know the context, just shenanigans
>>540277642ugly oshi no ko ripoff
>>540277738My wife is retarded but in a different way. Snacks only work on mine sometimes.
>>540277850>not even a good artist can make her look good
>>540277776>Maruzensky>Winning anythingWhy didn't you use an uma that isn't shit?
>>540277758It's not about having the biggest ass it's about having the Hip be larger than the Bust
>>540277752Its garbage and everyone knows it. KYS fatty.
>>540277738yeah but she's funny
>>540277337Oh interesting. That's something to consider at least, thanks.
>>540277850Love this data nerd. she's just like us when you think about it
>>540277873The Golshi girl has that "services fat Ojisans for money behind her boyfriend's back" haircut
>>540277348
yay
>>540277738I wouldn’t call her retarded
2/3. idk if i want to make a 2nd front runner or a late surger at this point.
>spent the last week borrowing groundwork parents for nothingthat's it, I'm gonna brute force groundwork parent autism natty style, I'll just use borrows to make aces now
>the Air Shakur psyop is in full swing nowSpoopy!
>>540277898man her racing outfit really is a masterpieceI don't know how it happend but one day my vision of her outfit just changed overnightAt first i didn't think it looked good, but the more i look at it the more i like it. Best racing outfit by far, it's so beautifully designed
https://youtu.be/F-fluUQApO8?si=EZN-BOMzwjIOsHNQmood up
>>540278274Deck for that Seiun? That's an absurd amount of wit for how much power you have.
>>540278218stop posting slop
>>540257247I regret to inform you, that vodka needs more stam
>>540278341Horses are retarded, just like us!
>>540278218yeah you're the retarded jeet here
So what’s the plan?
>Awful mood from failing a 10%>Hold off recreation for a turn>Another mood down eventHahahahaha, nice try you stupid ass game.
Reminder if you keep running the same horses every CM you will never 100% the Archive.
>>540278613-20 energy or mood down
feels good
>>540276851>10 percentit fucking happened againim getting buck broken by this fucking horse oh my god
my backline gets blocked sometimes in scrims, even when they get good accel timings and there's no seiun unique happening...
>>540277196>card is called 7 centimeters moreAnd also a size queen.
>>540278826El paizuri feels good
