Ninjaloot Edition>News09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch their player count keeps declining.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction ( https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf )17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!>Released Servers ranked by current global popularityTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /wpsg/'s guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /heals/'s guild (ERP) >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>540159432
Tauri.6 days until WoD.You join.Now.We are mentally well.
>>540275417>Player D>"I should get the reed. I rolled the highest in the raid."
>>540275569Sorry Tauribros but I'm playing Stormforge FRESH WotLK.
>>540275609Grats to the woyer who rolled highest
>>540275936The dice never lie.
>>540275841hahahalollmao even
>>540275936"I need it for my flask set :)"
>>540276339"GIVE REED OR I /GQUIT"
>>540276339True.
>WOTLK+>crossfaction pvp realm(you can kill the tauren in your guild on sight if you see him in the wild)>1x>RDF removed/changed to only compile groups(gear tokens are now drops you roll on)>heroic and ascended dungeons and raids like stormforge frostmourne>hardcore, 50% xp, no rested xp, ironman(no trading even at 60, can do all professions) challenges>add profession expansions like turtle/epoop>new quests and zones and instances like turtle>new mounts mogs and cheevos(cata and beyond backports and such)>High Elves and Worgen and Vrykul for alliance>Goblins and Ogres and Pandas for horde>give Night Elf druids Dryad option in character creation>lock Undead priests to only shadow(maybe replace disc and holy with shadow prot/ret equivalents with mail talent at 10 and plate talent at 40)
>check OP again>tranny wow with shenna selling gold and characters to people while a bunch of simps are openly playing on that server what the heck is wrong with the world>ebug>pay2mane>ascentrash>trash (mop)>mist of poo*sigh*Are Chromiecraft and Netherwing worth playing? They both look dead sadly>netherwing has a shopNvm, guess private servers are dead
Just got exalted with AV, what did I think about it?
>Reeeeeee funserver>Mystic enchantments is literally what Blizzard had in mind for Path of the Titans before they butchered the idea with Cata Talent TreesMost of the retards spewing buzzwords in this thread knows nothing of dev history and how people were livid over Path never being implemented and butchered.
>>540277180You found it to be a mostly fun and engaging experience and you like the rewards you got from getting exalted even if some of them could be a bit cheaper on the gold cost
>>540276834Play wow-hc
>Light shines through the exit>It seems your journey is almost over >It fills you with determination
>>540276834>why i am a retoilet GDKP Player, how did you knowthe smell of fox cum is strong
if the new stormforge wrath server actually had new locations and quests it would unironically pop off
>>540277464Seems slightly dead but I'm actually interestedA shame that the HC scene is dead too, people rather ERP as blond elves on a pay2win server with corrupt admins like TWoW than play HC, baka>>540277559What are you even talking about? What kind of projection is this?
Still don't have lvl60 weps and trinkets... I'm not gonna make it...
who should get the reedplayer a>good erp skills>erp'd with whole fmc>biofemplayer b>avid twow player>trans mtf>thigh socks on>top dps in the whole anon guildplayer c>obnoxious guild leader>mexican>wont give you loot because he prioritizes biofems in the guild
Every loot should be rolled, non meta specs shouldn't be allowed to roll for them until everyone has the item, and people who aren't already in full pre-bis shouldn't be allowed any raid gear over someone who farmedHow new are people? That's how you do things
>>540277775>Anime avatatarfagging>Shilling Vanilla on previous postsYeah, it is the foxtranny from /wowg/
What is this thirdworldie saying? I never touched anything past wotlk like any sane man shouldVanilla was the last good MMORPG, with TBC and Wotlk being close, it's not even debatable
Stop using Nina for your shitposting
No one loves Nina more than me, I refuse
>>540278130What if someone that does not have pre-bis does more dps than someone that has pre-bis?
>>540275936>Thanks! I tanked the dungeon and needed this for my healing set! Problem?
>>540276339SAFIR NO
>>540278702its vulperafag doing this aka foxxo
Ermm. I enjoy seeing cute girls posted while i xp. Keep posting them.
>>540278951This has never ever happened, but if it did, bad players or players who refuses to play above a certain mediocrity should be kicked and blacklisted foreverBeing bad at WoW is impolite, rude, and there is no excuses for thisBeing okay is fine, and both players should still roll equally for both items, but if someone didn't bother farming pre-bis, then it is just as impolite and rude as being bad>>540279226Why are you talking about yourself in both threads? I know how trannies operate, you're trying to get negative attention by constantly namedropping yourself, get some help and find God
>>540275569Don't tell me the troons from FMC are now playing on my cozy Tauri.
>>540279653How new are you? The furry faggot has been advertising his 1 man guild for over a year.
>>540275417The loot council (GM, gbank treasurer, each class officer, main tank, raid leader and inner shadow clique) should all decide.
Why are there 8 million people in Westfall?
>>540280659they forgot to move the bots from westfall to other zones since launch
>>540277775Its most authentic vanilla server. I dont care about low pop AH is pretty active too.
Farming the chicken escort in Feralas on my lvl 54 1/2 hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin
>>540275936Grats to the woyer who was PLAYER A topping damage
>>540281170You might be right. I tried to find any dirt I could on wow-hc but it just seem like a nice niche passion project without arrogance or trying to milk retards with custom content and so onThanks for reminding me of that server, I forgot it even existed, I'll start playing there in a week or so once I'm done recording somethingI just hope there are still guilds pushing for raid/content out so that I can experience this on HC too
>>540280527I am the council.
>>540281242did you run out of quests or something, you seemed fine before with on level stuff?
who took my name gosh darnit
>>540275936Yes.
>>540281617I have some leftovers to do!!!
>>540281617And I'm going for loremaster, which is 1700 quests or something? I'm at 1417And I heard there's seeker of knowledge for 2400? How the fuck do you do 2400 quests?
>playing paladin>still mouse clicking in 2025>playing a server made by shennaPlease, don't post GBC you thirdworlder
>>540281913you buy a faction transfer and do opposite faction quests
>>540281913fair enough, good luck
I wanna to return to turtle in style and do the hc & slow and steady challenges on Ambershire.Guilds are cross-faction right? I saw alliance is dominating this one.I'm kinda indifferent rn about leveling as either ele shaman or balance druid (I think ele are stronger at 60 but I do enjoy druid) - which of those two specs give me better chance of surviving HC leveling.
GBC doesn't belong to youI live in Ohio
I click my buttons...
>I live in OhioHuh, okay? Sorry I'm not interested in Americans with bad taste>GBC doesn't belong to youSo you're going to stop begging me to not post GBC then? Hurrah! *spits*
Too many third worlders on these servers.
>>540282105That's crazy. I could do it for free if I get 3 slow and steady 60s though.....(300 to go undead then 300 to go high elf again)
>>540281491Tell me when you start playing maybe ill start again too.
>>540283067Probably in 7 or 9 days, I also saw that there is an upcoming Wotlk server being released soon but I think it has a shop so I'll definitely skip it if trueAdd me whenever in a week or now if you want but I'm warning you that I play 10+ hours a day when I play something so I doubt you can keep up!Discord: mostcompassionateperson
You're brown.
>american>calling anyone brown>playing paladin and mouse clicking>taking months to even reach level 60I'm tired chief...
I'm prot slow and steady exhaustionI have 241 hours playedI have 300 mining and 260 blacksmithingYou're brown
>>540281913Seeker of knowledge is 2800 quests, not 2400. And no, changing faction won't work because it only counts quests you are currently able to pick up (so it's the same deal with profession quests and changing professions, or quests where you have two sides, like the centaur clan).There are enough quests. There was even a level 50 something getting it on the Alliance side. Before 1.18, which added some extra quests, there were 4261 quests for Alliance characters and 4030 for Horde characters. Note that from those, you filter out repeatable quests, quests not for your class, quests not for your level, and quests not for your profession. That number goes down quite fast. So, for a specific character, the real number of available quests is around 3k something.
>>540274491Thanks for reminding me of this ludokino of a machinimahttps://youtu.be/Jtnz9v4HWi8?t=1342
>241 hours>prot paladin leveling>playing at 50% exp for no reasonOnly black people do this
>>540284080Hmmm maybe I'm going for seeker of knowledge then
I am a member of the world of warcraft.
Healed some more hateforge quarry and helped a helf bimbo hunt dragons. Also saved some ret paladins life by healing and aiding him kill an elite. Tried to hunt down a black dragon alone but I helped him. He thanked me, priest makes me feel like playing a guarding angel for the people of Azeroth. Its a nice feeling.
You're still a man
>>540284295Found again quest numbers before 1.18, on average depending of class/profession, it was ~3120 for alliance and ~2830 for horde. That's why it was quite hard for the Horde to get it. I think it wasn't even possible without picking up professions that have a lot of quests.
>>540282853These are servers made by third worlders for third worlders, I honestly don't know that you people expect.
I think the HC+slow and steady druid is cooler.t. not a druid
>>540284846>no exhaustion
>>540284796>I honestly don't know that you people expect.They have no self respect, they just want to play WoW and they don't care if they are one more useful idiot added to shenna's gold selling viewcount
>>540281242there is a reason nobody wants you in their guild or do dungeons with you
>>5402851241) Why would I join a guild before 60?2) I tanked Gilneas City this morning
>let me roll on a server made by someone who has a history of selling/giving gold, gear and r14 characters out of thin air to people for irl money, with her mods who all did the same with her>let me play at 50% exp rate/no rested exp/nothing on said server>h-hehe! turtle are cute! s-slow and steady wins the race!Is this mental illness?
>being that big of a masochist to pick exhaustion
>minmaxing classic wowbrown
>>540284683Is the feeling comparable to being cummed inside?
>>540285330What's the alternative really? Other private servers that do the same shady business or blizzard that does the same shady business but with extra steps to avoid legal issues.Least turtle gives better service than blizzard. Actual alive GMs who actually takes care of problems.
>tranime spammer comes back to back the deadest of all horses again
>being efficient is being brown>the most efficient race in the world (white) doing efficient things is being brownIs this mental illness?>>540285557If people respected themselves, those servers would die, and other servers would riseYou have enough video games to play, no one is forcing you to play on a server where the admin is literally some russian e-thot who despises you and is using you to make money as she laugh at how retarded you are
>>540285798But I wanna play worlo and not give blizzard money. So I'm gonna play on the best server available and that is turtle right now.
>>540285557>>540285330Today someone decided to sit around me and start paladin fearing the undead I was fighting in EPL so they'd aggro more while running about and potentially get me killed. Didn't work and a GM booted them out within 2 minutes of me reporting them. Blizzard actively allows boosting and gold selling companies to operate on their servers in exchange for cuts and bot subs. There's no comparison in terms of quality.
>posting a vtuber garbage art at meDon't talk to me, you're cattle>posting some western low quality at at meDon't talk to me, you're cattle
>>540285798the only efficient white people are germans.
Imagine posting anime while talking about world of warcraft (a western game)Browns will brown
>>540285973Fake I used some quest to summon a lvl 63 elite in a leveling area to kill plenty of hc and I never had a GM telling me to stop.
>>540286301Works on my machine
>pawsomeness>the GM is literally a furryLmao, people are REALLY playing this trash... How little self respect do you have for yourself...
>>540286152You don't like cows? What did tauren ever do to you?>>540285520Its a warm and calming feeling. Like I just did something good and improved someones gaming experience.
>"i guess private servers are dead">spends the next two hours and counting spamming the private server thread
Don't post that anime if you don't know how peak it is, cattle
>>540287350>w>
I mean xer isn't wrong, private servers are fucking dead>"alive" servers>multibox scam server on the worst client ran by a russian scammer>buggy server with no staff>fake population and extreme p2w>2 servers with full latinx population>PTR server>tbcslop>""in development"" servers>classic+ trinitycore tswow again>beta phase 1 in q4 2026>RELEASE SOON>last updated 2024
>>540287350>8>>540287176>>540286993>>540286152>>540285967>>540285798>>540285557FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
>>540283523Rookie numbers i can keep up. Not sure if i want to start again though have been playing on turtle little bit too much.
>>540285798>where the admin is literally some russian e-thot who despises you and is using you to make money as she laugh at how retarded you aremy penis twitched a little reading that.
>>540288081>dying 10 times a dayEmbarrassing.
are there multiple MoP tauri severs? wtf how do i know where the ppl are?
>>540287789the pink haired one is rightthe thing w*men hate the most is other w*men
>>540288517I know :<
>>540288590Join Evermoon
>>540288590Evermoon, the other one is hungarian only
>pinkIs he color blind
>Evil will never do UBRS>Evil will never clear UBRS>Evil will never do MC(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never clear MC>Evil will never do Kara10>Evil will never clear Kara10>Evil will never do BWL>Evil will never clear BWL>Evil will never do ZG>Evil will never clear ZG>Evil will never do AQ20>Evil will never clear AQ20>Evil will never do AQ40>Evil will never clear AQ40>Evil will never do Naxx>Evil will never clear Naxx
>>540290080branded and evil pals
>>540290080FMC (Evil) couldn't clear new MC in Naxx gear, they can't do it in green gear
Can the 2 tranime trannies shut the fuck up?If i wanted to read gay ass faggot shit that makes me feel how my testosterone is sinking by the minute, then theres plenty of subreddits that would do a better job than you two.Youre boring, your opinions are worthless, youre nothing, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>540290080<Branded Gals n Evil Pals>
pearl?
>>540290080>Evil will never do Kara40>Evil will never clear Kara40
>>540290080Why are ZG and Kara10 after MC?
>>540290816
What is Kara and why does it have 40 parts?
>>540290614>Evil will never do Ruins of Silvermoon>Evil will never clear Ruins of Silvermoon>Evil will never do Grim Batol>Evil will never clear Grim Batol
I could choke 99% of this thread to death if I wanted to
>>540290080evil cant even enter mc, they have to cooperate with trannies
>>540291557that is retarded
>>540291847Weird to flex with stinky farts.
>>540283926>260 blacksmithingSo you threw gold away and you're bragging about it?
>>540291847wouldnt even mind if you let me suck you off and you came all over my face
>Drinks: situated>Dinner: consumed>Soundtrack: loaded upSsiiiiiip. Ahh, it's gaming time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H48B0qhEVGw
>>5402922414chan is a tranime sub
>>540290080No 4chan guild will last long enough to even see Naxx.
>>540292582I'm HC with 283gI don't know what you mean
why would dwarves liek banan and who in their right minds would eat this
>>540290080If the raid is <80% Evil it's a PuG run and disqualified. These are the rules on retail and we will use them here.That means 16/20 MINIMUM, more than 4 pugs (or 8 if it's a 40-man raid) = pug raid.
>>540293537>we>retailgo back
>>540293082>she doesn't know
>>540290816>>540292382ZG is a catch up raid anon it came out after mcstupid nigger
>>540293616>didn't clear it>server has had naxx out for 8 years
>>540293615>duuude it's totally a /vg/ guild run when half the raid is pugsok sperg
>>540293615powerful cope
I rather be alone than play with a 4chan guild full of disgusting ironic names like "goonmachine" "goondalf" "femboysocks" "feet" and so onNothing more brown than gay/anal sex
>>540293721
>>540294091Full Faggot Company existed for like 8 months, nigger.
why /who disabled on evermoon tauri? it only shows 40 ppl online
>>540294071imagine a pasty white man fucking a white trans woman in the ass and all the nasty farty sounds
>shows 40 ppl onlineThat's the total amount of people who would be willing to play a wod/mop server, seems to work for me>>540294418No thanks? Imagine whatever you want without me pajeet
If more of you played HC Slow & Steady you'd have more to talk about than tranime fixation and pointless guild clique drama.
>>540294482im literally a white ass rural american
>>540294315/who on newer clients only shows queries/shows 49 people
>>540294491day 100: still killing green/grey mobs and doing green/grey questswow so much to talk about
>>540293421>why would dwarves liek banan Full of potassium.>and who in their right minds would eat thisMaybe they don't want to be potassiumlets like you.
heres a new talking point for this generalhow many of us are virgins still in our 30s and 40s?
>>540294703Level 55 mobs arn't green to a 57-freshly dinged 58.
What classes does <Evil> need?
>>540294862thats great but ultimately all you did was whine about there being nothing to talk about and just posted a screenshot, noone cares
I think we need total paladin death on turtle
>>540294874healer paladinhealer priesthealer druidhealer shaman
anyway, lets get back to imagining smacking a trannys shriveled tiny dick and nutsack while fucking them in the ass>>540295154if they are making/running the group, they can set the rules. dont like it? dungeon finder up nigga
>>540295279okay rogue it is!
>>540295279Okay tank paladin it is!
Ret paladin in Legion, yeah or nay?
I only play Warrior (HC/tank/some pvp) and Warlock (pve/pvp), the most based classes there is
is there any reason to play on ambershire when i already have a guy progging t2 on nord? i dont really want to do all the phase 1 attunements again or run nu-mc that will take 5 hours with people in t1 gear with all the changes they made
>>540293537We'll have 13 /vg/s and 10 PUGs for Onyxia and Molten Core. You can make fun of us but at least we are /playing the game/
i've been leveling paladin on twow (just to 13 so far) and I think this shit sucks Does it get better? I was going to heal at 60
>>540296073theres no reason to do things you dont want to do notheres no magical great vg guild or anything
>>540296275leveling sucks until you get deeper in the ret treealways keep your 2handed weapon up to date and thats about itthings improve after you get your deadmines weapon
>>540296073Word on the block is they'll merge eventually.
How geared does a tank need to be for stormwind vault and black morrasCan i do it in fresh 60 greens
you can do all 5 mans in greens
DOLLAH DOLLAH
bout to hop on and make a guild on Tauri, any alliance chads that wanna gimme a signature in Stormwind?
>>540298147Sis, there's only 5 people on Tauri.
>>540293421my pet loves banana bread
>>540298147I will be in stormwind.
>>540293285You'd have more if you didn't piss it away on a useless professionSoulforge and your heckin charger is expensive bro
>be me>rogue>level 60 dungeons are totally boned>not even worth trying to find groups>go and mine in places nobody else can>go and pickpocket one morbillion junkboxes>lockpick a teebu's and alcorz>can now purchase a combination of boe shadowcraft and crated stormshroud>pay a warlock 10g for princess ring>pay a jaja 10g for tribute ring>buy plaguehound legs>buy tattered leather hood>now fully pre-bis'd out without stepping into a single 60 dungeonreal gamers don't need articial difficulty mechanics like hard-reserved rng dungeons drops to win.
>>540298462this never happened
>>540295772Warrior is even more based considering the flood of pinksissies around. Gotta keep them in check by merely existing and making them seethe at your superiority (paladins are just failed warriors, afterall)
>>540298286/w Pause
>>540298603>paladins are just failed warriors, afterall)True and based! There is nothing more pathetic than someone playing a paladinIf I was playing Twow, none of them would be allowed in my party/raid as a tank/dps. They would only be allowed in as a healer, and they would be forced to kneel in front of me before the dungeon/raid starts while reciting a short mantra about how they are inferior to me
>>540294491I'm playing normal HC
>>540298918thats so funny bro
>>540293421>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I ONLY EAT CHOCOLATE CAKEFat tranny fingers slapped on the keyboard to type this
warriors are just collar wearing cucks with no mana pool
I love the Paladin fantasy, too bad it's been hijacked by hordes of LARPing shitskins who'd give up their firstborn to be White.
>>540297310yes if you are a druid or paladinno if you are a warrioryoull also most likely have naxx geared dps too for some reason so have fun with threat bouncing all over the place
Killing green mobs
Tauri CHADS, come to Storwmind and /w Pause for a guild signature, we need 4 more
nigga we only play twow here
>>540291670Karazhan is a big scary tower with a easy 10-man raid, and a scary 40-man raid harder than Naxxramas
>there are people who are willingly playing on wod servers
>there are people who are willingly playing on wod servers and twow
there are men who willingly try and fail to become women because of anime
>and those men play twowTRUE!
>>540300621#justpaladinthings
>>540298454Well I need BS to make my runeblade, so there's that....
>>540301325Why? Is it a healing sword?
>he isnt a HC Turtlechad
Taurichads... 2 more signatures... come to Stormwind...
Who the fuck plays WoD willingly?
>add high elves>let them play a ton of classes including the big ones everyone wants like faggadin>add goblins>severely limit their class availability so nobody plays them?
>>540275417if it was successful there is no reason for the healer to get it
>>540302107i ll have you treat me with more respect. I am infact a goblin enjoyer
Isnt wow solved and you just funnel gear to the main tank first
>>540301325What's special about it? Prebis sword or something? Surely there's a weapon you can just get for free from a dungeon or some shit
How sad it is you need to e-beg on a forum for signatures rather than fetching some rando from stormwind? Or does this mean there's no one on the server?
>alterac valley pops>sprint directly to the mines>mine ore all game>look at map>same as usual>do it again next gamealliance is kino
>>540303976same lol, too many sweatzillas in pvp for me to care, I'm not going to try and counter someone who has 500 addons helping them out and thousands of hours spent practicing exactly how to fight my class
turtle wow is actually unplayable for me right now5000 ms
>>54030479254 ms on EU
Tsk, the desire to enslave a healer to heal me every dungeon is coming back, I need to play asapThis is something so high T that non warrior players can't understand
>>540306160from the pics youve been postin it sounds like you want to be the healer to a bull Gigawarrior
What is this bitch saying? Can't you see that 3 people here are already simping for my BWC? That paladin prot 100% wants to heal for me, but I rejected him. Then you have that priest from earlier. And someone else probably
Tauri!
First time I dislike an anime poster, am I getting old?
>>540307549possibly. Personally i imagine them as 10/10 femboys even though i know... makes it easier
>>540294874Every class because the entire guild is filled with mouthbreather trash who can't even remotely play competently. That's why they're so desperately trying to get anyone from Branded to carry them.
>>540307419Tauri horde, right?
I'll give all my gold to whoever can edit this to PUT ON THE DRESS to all these ret pallys joining thinking they'll get to dps
Warrior is NOT fun on turtle. Somehow the class is even more fucking gimped and it was especially noticeable in northwind where mobs seem to hit disproportionately harder and have more hp.
These blood elves are annoying but thankfully I can just search this box outside the camp over and over instead.
>in Orgrimmar>suddenly everyone gets zapped with lightning and Thrall starts mewling about literally whoWhat happen?
>>540309590warrior is the most retarded class a nigga/bitch could pick. shaman or paladin is the way
>want to get a quest done>there's a literal russian bot farming the only mobs that drop the itemBUT BOTS DONT EXIST ON TURTLE THEY TOTALLY BAN THEM RIGHT
>>540310497the lich king is attacking with nerve gas
>>540310548Yeah its pretty fucking hilarious how good pally/sham are on turtle. I can just plow through elite quests even on hc. Warrior? Im begging for a group like a cuck. No wonder why 50% of the server is paladins lel
>>540309590many such cases when youre playing a pinkie power fantasy server. unfortunately thats pretty much every version of wow beyond vanilla
>>540309590Sounds like PEBKACI'm shitting on everything as a warrior
>that guy who actually downloaded, installed and played on epoch
>>540311153>>540309590Im curious how different aoe is gonna feel on Turtle. I noticed a vast difference in the nova hit between Blizzard servers and turtle. Much faster response on Blizzard servers which makes a ton of difference when youre hardcore aoeing
>>540309174we are chilling in Stormwind right now anon, come join us.. Dont be a no shoes nigger
>>540309296
>>540311709Where?
>>540312548trade district, /w Pause
>>540311381>downloaded>installedThis is me>playedNope
>>540311381This but unironically
alterac valleythe best place to level fishing :)
>>540309296Pay up bitch someone delivered>inb4 ultrafaggot excuse
Do all the ret pallies think they will get a raid spot? Furthermore do they think they will get loot?Take it from someone who was a cog in the machine warrior in classic: you are expected to sink hundreds, nay, thousands of gold into consumes and prebis, be on top of your game every week and if you are lucky you get a singular upgrade after 3 weeks because there are 17 other warriors in the raid in the same boat.The difference on turtle is now even the prot pally in your raid as well as the healer pallies also want a lot of the same loot you do. So good luck
>>540297513Oogabooga
>>540313930need for mainspec only and yes i will raid as ret and yes i will get purples on week one
>>540294491Wtf is this res you chink
>>540313930>Do all the ret pallies think they will get a raid spot?Yes. Just like all the warriors think they will get a raid spot in 'niller.
>LF tank DM>*inspects group*>*warrior, paladin, druid and hunter*Uh-huh...
Branded and Evil, together at last.
>>540285973Yeah Turtle GMs are based with tickets
>>540313930thing is people are going to want blessings so yes the ret tard believes he will be wanted but he simultaneously forgets to keep those blessings on people
>>540285124his selfjerk narrating is annoying af, worse than Branded schizos
>>540313930they think they are the super speshul protag class. they'll get a reality check when they see the plethora of other retards who think they're just as deserving of a raid spot and loot and how expendable they are
>>540314253NO I WON'T FUCKING RAID WITH ANY FUCKING TRANNIES YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
So is Alynastrasza supposed to be Elaynna?Is that the lore?
turtle wow more like shamwow
first time leveling on turtle, anything in particular to look out for in terms of custom content? I'm allianceAnything particularly good? Anything I should avoid because it's shit?
>>540315270bluechads will always be a welcome sight unlike pinkies
>>540315278High Elf zone is turbodogshit, mega overtuned and the whole area is claustrophobic and flat.
>>540315631yea worked that out first hand unfortunately
>>540315278The turtle kino is the midgame starting at lvl 28 with Northwind, Dragonmaw, Balor, Grim Reaches, Stormwrought Castle, Gilneas, Gilneas City. If falls off a bit after that
>>540312925There's nobody with that name online, fuck you.
Imagine sucking troon cock so your raid can do Molten Core and not even clearing half the raid
are there any prebis/bis lists specific for turtle? is there much difference in terms of new custom items?
>>540316393FMC can't even do MC with full naxx gear, now they wanna do it in dungeon blues
>troondle doesn't have the QoL of Epoch>Epoch is a buggy, possibly abandoned mess>Bronzebeard is just retail minusGuess I'll check out official Classic+ when Blizz announces it at this year's Blizzcon...
>>540316870wait for azeroth at war jank kinoor duskhaven jank kino
>>540316487There was expensive research on Naxx PreBiS & Kara40 PreBiS, but for Molten Core PreBiS it's kinda niche, you'll have to go on the discord channel dedicated to your class on the Turtle Discord and do a bit of digging, a bit of checking the pinned messages, etc.Stormwind Vault, Kara Crypt, and even more Black Morass have overtuned gear that you could be interested in. Exalted Faction rewards are also recurrent BiS items, Argent Dawn, Thorium Brotherhood, Wardens of Time and Shen'Dralar, all really easy to get exalted with just by grinding mobs without any quests involved. Not a Turtle thing but they let us have the Tier 0.5 Set Gear on realm launch, if you have the free time go for that.
>>540317350Awesome thank you for such a detailed response
>>540316870I've been having a lot of fun with bronzebeard's beta server. Runs great, plays great, and I'm enjoying a lot of its features and changes. Dunno why people are so negative about it.
>>540317487not classic
An MMO requires grind and fundementally the only thing more important than player interaction is the safety of knowing your progress is secure.Aint private servers the worst of both? Low pop and unsure futures?
>>540317696wrong on all accounts
>>540316870>official Classic+lol nigga you are here because you have lost all faith in blizzard but then go and say some stupid shit like this?
>>540317696Your progress is actually safer and the server more populated on Turtle WoW's remote server hosted in Kyrgyzstan, than on Blizzard(tm)’s Retail World of Warcraft(tm)
>>540316503I think they're praying that it gets nerfed hard (even though it was already nerfed once) when people on Ambershire complain that it's too hard but I don't see that happening. If you have the numbers with the right classes, if you're in pre-bis or close, if you consume, and if you know what you're doing, you can still clear MC easily without Naxx gear or whatever. Quite a few guild are going to down Rag the very first day. <Brand Evil> won't because they aren't even trying so they can say "Hey we killed Lucifron with 12 players and a shaman tank, that's pretty darn good!" Well, no, it really isn't. You should be able to do the whole thing.
>>540317696people love playing on fresh servers where nobody has progress, I don't know what you are talking about
>im a paladin but im edgy and darkWhy does every faggots do this gay shit?
reason #50 why warrior is cucked on turtle: no free mount
>>540318385>"WE KILLED LUCIFRON PRENERF!"
I think its kinda funny that no matter what faction I pick that faction is the one that's going to lose every single game of alterac valley I ever queue for that version of the gameam I the common factor? yes I am
>>540318639And that won't even be true because they already nerfed MC once. It was actually harder and they tuned it down.
>>540318385Can't you SEE the previous thread's OP? They KILLED the EMPEROR and DRAKKISATH.
>>540318892impressive feat of strength
>>540317980You have to be retarded to think they aren't working on it after going after all these private servers in the last month.
>Evil will never do Deadmines.>Evil will never kill Rhahk'Zor.>Evil will never kill Miner Johnson (Rare).>Evil will never kill Sneed's Shredder.>Evil will never kill Sneed.>Evil will never kill Gilnid.>Evil will never kill Mr. Smite.>Evil will never kill Captain Greenskin.>Evil will never kill Edwin VanCleef.>Evil will never kill Cookie (bonus).>Evil will never clear Deadmines.(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never get a girlfriend.
ill be evil's girlfriendi'm trans if that matters though
>>540319219>Evil will never get a girlfriend.Oh, so that's why they're teaming up with Branded.
>>540319467Why would I want a foid gf they are all soulless demons
>FMC will never move to Ambershire>Evil will never suck troon dick>Evil will never have drama
>>540319594i cant get pregnant :) *spreads pristine sopping wet bussy*
>>540319849Oh hell yeah babe I'm going to demolish that boyhymen so hard you'll be wheelchair bound
>>540317540Exactly, it's classic PLUS. You fucking ghoul. Nobody wants to play the exact same fucking game that came out 20 years ago.
>Nobody wants to play the exact same fucking game that came out 20 years ago.lol
>>540319849Can't stop me from trying.
>Nobody wants to play the exact same fucking game that came out 20 years ago.Vanilla Wow is the most modern game I play. Everything else is from the 90s.
>>540320132what people want:>classic with balancing changes, new zones, raids and dungeonswhat ascension has:>mythic+, retail abilities, "mystic enchants", blood elves and draenei, level scaling
>>540320771Also it will progress into>TBCactual retard containment server
>>540320132>>540320248Actually I do. New player here. I never played WoW growing up. I mostly played single player games on the gamecube.I would like to play classic wow but theres no server that I can join thats going to guarantee my progress or guarantee that I can play with others and meet others like a real mmo.Blizzard has 7 different versions of classic instead of just one that bases off what you call an "older" expansion and adds new features. I know very little about WoW, but here's my theory on what people want in a classic plus.They want something based on wotlk because isn't this the best expansion according to wow players? Then you add new content like quests, new areas, in the same world while bringing more leisure things and customizing into the game while still retaining the old feeling and principles of having to walk to explore, no scaled enemies, work to get a mount. The things that I guess made classic a good mmoAm I right or am I off? Its kind of like old school runescape where its still 2007 but theres new bosses, new dungeons, new items but still retains the core skills and gameplay loop of the original.
>>540320771>blood elves and draeneiI'm sold
>>540320897>I want my server to have a very limited shelf life of 20 year old content because horizontal progression simply doesn't work with world of warcraft's core
>>540321062Wrath Of The Lich King is the best expension, if you're in 2008, and if you've played the content that was release before. I know the lich king looks all cool n' badass but as a new player you're better off starting on a classic or classic+ server.
So many people whine about private servers possibly disappearing but do they not realize most MMOs only ran for 4-6 years?
>>540321062>I would like to play classic wow but theres no server that I can join thats going to guarantee my progress or guarantee that I can play with others and meet others like a real mmoI hate to utter the following wordsbut.. just play turtle if you want a long lasting server with a consistent high popits the only option
>>540321062bronzebeard is unironically going the server for you. It's going to progress through the original wow, tbc, and wrath. The people calling it "not classic" are retarded troglodytes who think the game needs to emulate 20 year old jank to be good. It's fun as fuck and has a lot of really neat features like humanoid npcs dropping the gear they themselves wear.
>>540321062>Its kind of like old school runescape where its still 2007 but theres new bosses, new dungeons, new items but still retains the core skills and gameplay loop of the original.so there's this thing called ‘vertical progression’, it makes everything prior to the newest expansion close to irrelevant and blizzard loves that stuff a bit too much, even back then
>>540321913>the game needs to emulate 20 year old jank to be goodthat is a requirement for a classic server
>>540320771>turns off level scaling in the starter zoneAHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN ALL THATS LEFT IS A REASON TO LOG IN, NEW WAYS TO PLAY CLASSES INSTEAD OF THEM BEING KEKED OUT OF RAIDS, AND TWO OF THE HOTTER RACES IN THE GAME
>>540321913>>540322124You are trying too hard.
>>540322025Yea I watched a video on it.Classic is an MMO and has linear progression with much more concise content. Thats why I want to play classic. Retail is not even an MMO to me which is why I wont touch it but I played runescape more than wow.
>>540321649And some regional servers only lasted 1-3 years
I'm not in <Evil> but i'll take a <Branded> tranny gf
>>540322269Go make a character on the current big thing (turtle wow's ambershire), go make a character on bronzebeard when it comes out, and see which one is good on your own brother
>>540321913>random dungeon finder that teleports to the instance>lvl 5 mounts>heirloomsof course, all requirements for the Classic experience.
I haven't played WOTLK in years and now I'm trying to somehow plan some gear progression but I can't find a way to find a good average for fight lengths, what you guys suggest? I recall using 180 seconds for simming everything and it was pretty accurate in the end when testing on dummies and in fights the dpss were obviously lower
>>540322404Here you go.
>>540322183I'm just trying to save anon from playing on a miserable server that's filled with either bots or autistic spergs
Please just 1 <Branded> tranny to call my own...
>>540322621>reddit space autist says he wants to work for mounts>BRONZEBEARD IS THE SERVER FOR YOU, DONT LISTEN TO THE TROGLODYTES. PAYING FOR MOUNTS AND RIDING TRAINING IS CLASSIC JANK.
>>540322510turtle wow won by doing nothing again...
>>540322463How many people play on that server. I'll give it a try. Is say 5,000 a lot of people on one server?
>>540322581>Healslut>OOC Info (He/Any)>just poke me about it x3Do people find this attractive?
>>540322739Servers back in 2004 were capped at 2.5k.5000 is a gigantic megaserver.
>>540322581I'd rape it
>>540322739Turtle's ambershire currently at 5k during the night, 10k at peak hours, and is considered overcrowded
>>540322686>don't buy mount until I'm level 40 with enough gold for vanilla riding and the mountwooooooooow thank god my autism doesn't let me be mad at retarded things that have no impact on my life
>>540322739You have to stopspacing your postlike thatretard
>>540322928Can't rape the willing
>>540323050damn im download it right now. Im going to hop in and start my classic journey.Will they get shutdown with the lawsuits going on?
Do people in branded actually post here or is it a psyop
>>540323192>Will they get shutdown with the lawsuits going on?shenna getting arrested in russia while being a multi millionaire?not possible.the (now former) developers being fucked with by blizzard?yea
>>540323192nothing ever happens
>>540323260considering >>540323192 's post reads like a shitty advert I'd reckon this entire thread is 80% turtle shills right now
>>540323260They actually post here. They also talk about this thread and /heals/ in guild. They aren't happy about the things you guys say about them.
>>540323394>They actually post here. They also talk about this thread and /heals/ in guild.let them know that they are mentally ill freaks
>>540319597I'm in Ambershire sucking troon dick and plotting drama in Evil
>>540323548Oh they know.
>>540323548Jesus fucking christ what makes grown men act like this?
>>540323548still cracks me up, it is fucking disgusting and hilarious at the same timethis was written by a balding middleaged manchild
>>540323260Most of the drama is Tandrok and Rackbride fighting over who gets to typefuck which trannies while pretending to not care and be buddy buddy.For being "doms" this is the most passive aggressive petty mean girl shit I've seen since high school.
>>540323341>>540323342the ping is almost 200
>>540323920I saw the same shit in ff14, just a bunch of losers who act like what they think a dom is but come off hyper cringe and actually end up acting like faggots with two limp wrists
>>540324060thats alright in classic wow, you aren't playing an FPS
>>540324260200 ping is not alright lmao that's 2 seconds for the server to register you've pressed a button
>Taurinobody is playing this horseshit, huh?
>>540324657you should go back to school 200 ms is 0.2 second
is there a server to play that isnt turtle or not really
>>540325146If I say the b word several faggots will shit themselves and reply
>>540325237bretail
>>540325146Warmane if you don't care about p2w
This "MILF" is some poor kid's father who spends all day in video games pretending to be a woman who fucks monsters instead of taking care of his children.
>>540325552based, I'd fuck his troll
>>540325552frankly I dont care about this stuff
>>540325552>we've gone from "this is a man's son" to "this is a boy's father"
>>540325552Isn't that Orbseeker? I remember him talking about having kids when he was in FMC and thinking how sad it'd be if your dad spent all his time pretending a woman who gets raped by orcs.
>>540325786kek, it's because we're old now
>>540276834cry me a river, nigger
>>540325952Don't think so. Orbseeker did dickgirl shit and was American. Hexabelle/Lunabelle is from the UK and pretends to be a vaginahaver.
>>540326689Isn't the point of roleplaying to be someone else? Not just being yourself in a woman's body with a dick because you don't know how sex without one works?
>>540326689How do you know all this shit?
ngl the best part of being trans is not having a gross vag i love my dick
>>540327104They all talk way too much and share way too much information.
>>540327128Good girl I'll even give you a reach around when I'm fucking you in the ass
>join branded>people immediately start talking shit about me in /heals/Yeah... yeah...
>>540319090and you are double retarded to think it will be good in any way, shape or form
>>540328272Join Evil.
>>540325552Chill fem troll? No slut shit on its profile? Uh...does it like human male paladins?
>>540329807Goblins only!
>>540298147this is what every twink player looks like
>>540298147Nobody is playing in Tauri
>>540330193>>540298147the pink pigtail gnome rogue with engineering goggles and double fiery cruel barbs who camps you in hillsbrad:
>>540325552ngl but would civilize
Elaynna was a massive retard but even he was smart enough to realize that 4chan guilds are a bad idea.
>>540326689>moids in my FUCKING gameI can't take it anymore.
>>540332164I saw jib online yesterday on nordsurprised he's not playing on ambershire
>>540328961It won't be, but it'll be better than troondle's shit client and ESL infested servers.
>>540332331wow classic is infested with esls, lil sis. era server is basically iranians keeping the lights on by running gdkps lmfao
>>540332630I don't play on Europoor servers, lil nigger.
>>540332331I like turtle but yeah I'm getting sick of the thirdworld scum on itfeels like every WoW server has awful communities now but the only good thing about turtle is they don't allow rmt, botting, or boost faggotry like blizzard.
>>540332696do...do you think its limited to just eu realms?
>>540332867Considering I actively play on NA classic and haven't encountered an ESL in months, yes. Cope.
>Horde>tent up 24/7 at Org, UC and the Barrens>most flight path locations have a pretty good chance of a player having a tent up even if it's just 3 dudes able to use it>Alliance>Stormwind is literally the only place tents existI don't want to change my Hearthstone to Stormwind...
>>540333021what am i coping? you are the one sticking your head in the sand here
>>540333440You're the only retard here who thinks there's fucking Iranians on American servers.
>>540333647there are shitskin turd worlders on every realm, yes. the iranian remark was just an example to give some context
>see a rogue>challenge him to a duel>he passes>challenge him again>he passes>challenge him again>[Player] is ignoring youWhat gives? I thought Rogues loved PvP?
>>540333837Just say you're suffering from sunk-cost fallacy for turdle.
>>540333968i've spent more time playing wow classic than i have turtle, though. thats why i know both are full of browns
>>540333848they only like ganking weaker players
>>540325552I’m going to fuck this dude and make some little boy’s daddy gargle my cum before he gives him a goodnight kiss.
>>540334159Lmao what a liar.
>>540334517wtf
>>540334517>daddy why do you stink like mommy does whenever she comes home from the club
I beat the game. Now what?
>>540325552I feel sorry for his wife. She obviously knows he’s a loser but not to the extent that he pretends to be a girl in a video game for cybersex.
>>540332275>It writes shitty poetrynigger I'm cooked I'm taking a shot
>>540335487more like immortally gay
Any guilds need a warlock for MC/Ony this weekend? I’m attuned and have bis in most stuff
>>540335487Knot me daddy wolf
>>540335957God she must suck a mean dick to keep men around fuck sake I need
>they put in a bunch of wailing caverns quests for alliance and deadmines quests for horde>no summoning stones>meaning you have to go walk through enemy territory to get thereLmao on what planet do these retards think I'm going to hoof it from Darkshore all the way to the fucking Barrens to do one shitty dungeon? Or Horde are gonna run from motherfucking STV to Westfall?
>>540335957Is that a fucking haiku? lmfao
>>540336135Beg for it.
>>540336763Most of my WC party was AllianceEverywhere you look had Nelves sneaking around in the BarrensThe Alliance are locusts and I clap every time a warmode party member gets ganked on the way to the clearly Horde based dungeon
I made a helf but i think that i should have done a nelf insteadThey are still hotter
>>540336974>The AllianceYou mean the elf LARPers. I'm already sick of seeing all the fucking elves.
>>540335957Bitches aint like this unless they enabled. But can't be that hot if she's playing warcraft on a private server. Fat in the ass? Downie? Mormon or some shit?
>>540337540>insane mormon milf faking a troll accent and putting her grippers to workI'm cooked
Fuck yeah bitches, slightly less slow now.
>>540292903Can YOUR character take on the Knight Commander of the 5th Crusade?
This general has reduced itself to becoming the unironic equivalent of the MMORPG subreddit, so many people just complaining instead of shutting up, sitting down, and playing something. I think it's way worse now. Figure out what type of server you want to play in and just try it. Ignore naysayers in-game or outside. Just play the class you love in an environment you want to explore, with the qualities you find appealing. Ignore the trannies, the drama queens, the avatar fags, and the weebs; because they're not from here, and just because they're samefagging parasites who corrode generals doesn't mean they'll ever belong here. Just give something a try. Go play and stick with the normal people you find along the way. I started Turtle and I still can't believe it's a private server, and I've been playing them since Molten. The launcher did everything for me and the game runs smooth without an issue, Azeroth feels as immersive as ever. I'm genuinely having a good time. Why? Because I don't concern myself with the opinions of pessimistic mazed retards, and neither should you.
Jesus Christ, every thread turns into the same bullshit. You anime freaks just dump your bug-eyed cartoons all over the place like you’re marking territory. Nobody asked for a 400-post shrine to your pixel girlfriends. It’s pathetic. Get the hell outta here with that weeb garbage and let normal people breathe for five goddamn minutes.
>>540339850why are you 1 foot tall>>540340696real
>>540340836weebs and degen gooners ruined this website irreversibly...
>>540340836Carl based as always
Is there anything i should know before i tank black morass?
>>540340836carl...
I wish I knew how useful overcharged ley energy from k10 is
>>540336763Horde has a quest that allows to teleport to Westfall as long as you don't complete it
Draenai vaginal canals are canonically the deepest out of any race, no mam can ever bottom out inside them no matter the position you mount them in
>>540344851Built for nelves
>>540343125a lot of guilds have a teleport to booty bay then you take the boat to ratchet, horde can swim to deadmines by jumping from the zepplin
>>540319219>>Evil will never kill Mr. Smite.Why would they wanna kill Mr. Smite?
Winterspring, such a kino place for a journey's end.
>Evil will never hold hands with a tranny.>Evil will never kiss a tranny.>Evil will never give a tranny a handjob.>Evil will never suck off a tranny.>Evil will never take a tranny’s load to the face.>Evil will never eat a tranny’s ass out.>Evil will never get buttfucked by a tranny.>Evil will never get mpregged by a tranny.YOU ARE HERE>Evil will never take the HRT and troon out.
i made a hardcore paladinwill go mining and blacksmithing so i can make my own gearprobably level as prot like everyone elseat 60 i'll try get into raiding as a dps or off tank or, failing that, i'll just do pvp until im boredthanks for reading
>>540332275>primerallyI can tell ERPing with this thing would be entertaining.
Haven't been around for a couple months. What/who are we all mad about this time anons someone please bring me up to speed.
>>540275569>allianceno thanks
>>540349676i sucked a 6'6ft trannys cock and i liked it
>>540351931people are trying to match who's who from fmc in the new guild and posting about made up drama (the rare that drops briarwood reed hasn't even spawned)
Im interested on the incoming Frostmourne Wrath server.I played on Warmane before, but never did any raids (only started raiding on Turtle Wow), and I want to play as Death Knight. And I never played both DK and a Tank role (until i have a semi abandoned warrior alt at 30s level going FurryProt).My questions are:>How easy/convenient is starting at level 55?>What specc is best PvE wise? Blood or Unholy?>If going Blood....how expensive/consumable dependent are tanks on Wrath? Correct me if wrong, but beingg tank requires you more money to spent on Twow.>Any advice for a newbie tank on Wrath?>Best professions?
>>540349676Evil only houses chads and chadettes (female)
>>540352807Do we have a few confirmed yet?
>>540348024aspect raidou
>>540353195Enjoy raiding with <Branded>
>>540353365there's a few open about it but it's mostly /wowg/ trannies
>>540352807>people are trying to match who's who from fmcNgl that sounds like a fun Hasbro game. Pic related.
BBC+? VVALLKRAFT?CoA?Any other zesty projects to wait for?
Why did FMC not learn from its mistakes? All the people who caused drama will be back with branded. Fish, Elaynna, Telegethu, Ahru, Aoi and many, many more.
>>540353195evil is a redditor guild can't even handle words like tranny or dead nigger baby rape or scat
how good is pvp in turtle? is av good?
>>540356398>BBC+?retail>VVALLKRAFT?"when its ready">CoA?dead
>>540356398we are all on Tauri nigga
>>540357053funserver garbage
>>540275569no. release plain legion or gtfo. so stupid, nobody makes a prepatch when making a new server. and they go and make it for the worst expansion. nice job retards
>>540357181>We are all on retoilet (browner!!)>>540357056It? Over.Chudhaven status?
>>540357053nobody does PVP on turtle>>540357247>making a new serveranon? they are progressing their mop server
>>540356924>Fish, Elaynna, Telegethu, Ahru, AoiFish is in Evil.Elaynna has alts in Evil and Branded.Telegethu isn't in either guild.Ahru doesn't play Wow.Aoi is in Evil.
>>540358012telegethu plays a femorc warrior (kek)
>>540358012>trannies 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5got ityou retards gotta stop obsessing over these losers lmao this shit is getting ridiculous
Why is this website, this general and this game so full of degenerates? Where are the normal people?
>>540350185I can respect that desu
>>540352007Leave this thread and kill yourself in real life.
>>540358949You're on 4chan. Do you really have to ask why the dregs of the internet are here?
>>540356985not in evil
>>540359123no, wow generals are way worse than other ones, for some reasonive been browsing other /vg/ generals for years, mostly /d2g/, the CS one when it was alive before it move to the dead board, /fog/, few others and while everyone has autistic freaks, none attracts so many just... shitty people as the wow gens, both wpsg and the retail ones
>>540359649Low skill.Not even joking, the worse wow players are, the worse people they are.>Inb4 a bunch of shitters come out of the woodwork screaming
>>540322581>>540325552>>540323548>>540332275>>540335957WHAT THE FRICK IS THISDo you people have no shame?>calling yourself lunabelleLet me guess, the other trannies are called Lilith, Alicia or Emily
Friend of mine unironically thought turtle was P2W because of the meme here so I edited him a debunk.
>>540359649its just mmos, the genre just attracts that type of subhuman rats, that are all about drama, backstabbing, talking about people's back, etc shit behavior and not actually focusing on the gameplayalso genuinely mentally ill people like unironic trannies, ACTUAL autistic freaks, furgats and etc other scumnever cared about other mmos really, shit like final fantasy or guild wars for example, so i dont exactly know, but im sure their generals arent much different
>>540360709>being able to repair, use bank, profession or summon anywhere and having 36 slot bags isn't p2w>having a 30m hs instead of 1hour isn't pay2winLOL>being able to reset talent anywhere isn't pay2winLMAOYou guys are REALLY playing on a server like this when the owner (shenna) is KNOWN for selling gold/characters/gear to people
>>540358012Who is alyastrannyza?
>>540360709it’s P2W-lite.
*reading this thread*People thought clearing a simple dungeon like UBRS was an achievement?4chan died in 2016 huh, no one is good at video games on this website anymore, I might be the last God Gamer left from the old internet era
I love turtle fresh I love instant dungeon queues
>>540361043>posts anime>retarded opinions
>>540361176QoL =/= unfair advantage(P2W)Is the retail brutosaurus P2W?
is tauri pve?
>>540359649>>540360885I think it's because you can play WoW on a toaster.
>Is the retail brutosaurus P2W?Yes!Paying for QoL is P2WTime is moneyTime is strengthTime is gearTime are raids and dungeonsGain of time through QoL is time for your character to be better, to reach its potential faster and betterYou c*ck would argue that autoloot being a shop feature wouldn't be pay2win because of how delusional you are into your sunken cost fallacy to protect a disgusting server like Twow
>>540361246No you are just delusional tranny.
Why is a tranny calling me a tranny? When I'm the malest male here?
>>540362201yes it is pay2win, you won the online debate, gz
I always win at everything I do except the losing competition
>>540361246UBRS is an achievement when you're a bunch of pants shitting retards who can't get along. Even UBRS caused drama because dumbasses still can't figure out how to handle loot.
>>540357053>Is AV playedyes>Is AV actually played, i'm talking 'each side fight each other and do objectives'yes>is av good?no
>>540361246>People thought clearing a simple dungeon like UBRS was an achievement?We take screenshots because it's the end of the journey, not because the fight was hard, if you want to be a 'good at video games' go play a PvP game >>540363124>he fell for it
I already play pvp games, I'm good and great at them, and it doesn't mean you should be bad at pve games tooMost high skill based games are pve, like TetrisI bet none of you could beat my score or time in Tetris>>540363124That's genuinely pathetic then, why join a 4chan guild if UBRS is an achievement? I rather do it with a pug, I never had any drama with pugs in some random easy dungeon
>>540361986yes, but plenty of people do PVP
>>540363498Yeah bro, I can't beat your score on tetris, but we're not seeing your screencap next to Drakkisath on Ambershire so I assume we're even
>b-but I bet you can't clear ubrs like usAka, the dungeon everyone ever cleared more than 200 times while half asleep?
Taurcihads RISE UP
>>540363535I'm deciding between tauri and bronzebeard...
>>540363934the best city blizzard ever made
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540363956>bronzebeardwon't be out for a while
Damn, look at this, me in UBRS on HARDCOREWow, what a hard dungeon...
>>540363993>le ebin magic fascists wus oppressin us n shitit was shit just like every other thing blizzard made post cata
>>540363928I'm not 'betting' anything. You didn't do it. You could do it if you had enough time, I'm sure a tetris gamer could figure this out. But you didn't.
>you didn't do itDamn... I didn't do it...See that buff in the top right corner? That's the hardcore buff... Yeah... Not only did I do it, but I did it on hardcore...Heh... Don't wet yourself, okay? You're talking to a God Gamer here
>>540364105well yes but so far it looks more promising than tauri
And not only do I have the HC buff, but also the solo self found buffWHY AM I SO GOOD?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABe honest, no one here is better at WoW than me... It's fine to accept it
but people also do turtle on hardcore!.... on 2x xp and killing doing gray quests
>>540364534if it aint exhaustion it aint count
>>540364440I rarely participate in these threads, but just wanted to say you're the most obnoxious avatarfag and kill the vibes every time you show up.
>doing grey quests>instead of speedrunning it and being the fastest on the server while receiving 500+ /w of people telling you "gratz" Heh...WHY AM IS SO GOOD AND SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, I hate it...I will never meet an equal ever in my life
>>540364264>questieNot turtle wow's ambershire. Doesn't count.
P2W is buying akimbo shadowmournes.
>>540361043Sorry your epoch died, but you still have bbc+ to look forward to and ascension has the same stuff. Blizzard isn't making a classic+, because they are too busy pandering to China, for the next year. Servers aren't free, so getting mad they found a way to pay for them and a staff of 100+ people is just dumb.
Woah! 4chan first ever Baron!!!
>>540364264>epoch>busted talents>retarded balancing>wotlk tier items/hp valuesdoesn't count + no one cares about your 4fun server
First ever 4chan Onyxia quest????????>>540364838I'm anti Epoch and told people to uninstall Epoch, and I'm anti ascensionBeing anti twow doesn't mean I shill other servers, you guys are all playing on trashy P2W serversHave some standards>>540364915That's not Epoch... LOL
>>540364721Better than scam2win by sending $100 paypal to Shenna under the table.
>>540364440kill yourself
>>540364983That's the same icon Epoch uses for iron soul mode. That being said, I'm not surprised you managed to do it on an even lower tier server no one's ever heard of and no one cares about.
Rolled to Epoch pvp server and it was the best decision ever. No turtle trannies on the server.
People know that I can't die in HC because of how good I am so they are begging me to kill myself instead, since nothing can kill meSAD!!!!!!>>540365114Don't be jealous... You guys didn't even do that UBRS on hardcore, you're... being proud of a random normal UBRS clear...HahahahahahahahaIM SO GOOD!!!!!
>>540364915>>540364838if you look at the screencap, thats clearly not epoch because they changed the drakkisath fight
*singing*Around the campfire, hear my tale so grand,I'm the king of /wpsg/, the best in the land.4chan WoW players all bow down to me,Jealous eyes staring, green with envy.I hit hardcore sixty first, no one came close,While you noobs struggled, I owned every post.Cleared raids and dungeons more than any soul,Bosses fell like dominoes, I took full control.And in every other game, from FPS to RPG,I crush all you 4chan scrubs, it's plain to see.You're all just haters, wishing you were this fly,But I'm the legend, reaching for the sky!
>female undead>sperging about world first hardcoreYou already did this bit in the epoch general.
And I'll do it everywhere, my greatness can't be stopped!
>>540365819You'll NEVER be able to reach 60 as a high elf paladin hardcore slow and steady exhaustion
True, I rather kms than play Paladin or blood elfOnly acceptable races to play:Night elf(female)Undead (female)Undead (male)Gnome (male)Human female and blood elf female are trans coded, and I believe in 2 biological sex and that we are our biological sex, and nothing can be done to change thatGnome female would be alright if pedophiles didn't exist and pedophiles are weird, low IQ and kind of disgustingPlaying on 50% exp is not a skill, it's like telling people that you are low IQ and your time doesn't matterWhat's the point of reaching 60 on hardcore if you do so by overleveling everything by 6 levels?Accept the truth
Stop using GBC for your shitposting.
Think about itUndead male is pure STYLE, DEATH, ROCK & ROLL, METALThere is no arguments there, one of the most kino combo there is, with the best casting animations everUndead female are frail, unloved, fragile, but with insanely good melee animations, the pleasure to guide a frail undead girl to 60 is kinoUndead was the last race Blizzard worked on, and you can tellGnome male is peak too, a little dude being all strong, either in the arcane or in melee, gnome rogue are kind of trashes and redundant thoNight Elf female are skilled female warriors/druid, a mix between undead male kino and female undead kino
>Get the itch to play wow privut servr>Check thread>Lose the itch to play wow privut servr>Get the itch to play wow privut servr>Check thread>Lose the itch to play wow privut servr>Get the itch to play wow privut servr>Check thread>Lose the itch to play wow privut servr
>>540366679Where did you find that pic of me?
>>540366320>>540366545'high elf paladin hardcore slow and steady exhaustion' is a meme, do it your waytranimepostingredditspacingfaggot-kunIt'll count!
>>540366901>Where did you find that pic of me?I found it on Picsof(you) dot com dot gov
>>540366679im concerned im gonna hit 60 on turtle and then just not want to raid
You should be concerned about playing Twow in the first place LMAO
>>540367012He is finnish tranny btw dont give him attention.
high elf be doing anything nowadays
Finnish??? I'm French!
>>540359649Agreed, everyone i added from /coopg/ was very pleasant to play with, never had a single issue.
>>540367217why? its been a good time leveling and randos have been generally positiveit genuinely does feel like the live server experience
>>540367153Thats no issue. Videogames come with no obligations you don't want to have. There was about a year between me hitting 60 and me hitting up raids. Just didn't feel like playing wow during that time. Thats what I like about turdle. All my shit's still gonna be there if I feel like picking it up again next year.
>>540361043Can you show me where I can buy gold?I dont want to farm gold for cons, that should be no problem for you.
It's not a meme....
>>540367705Google "Turtle wow gold" and you have dozens of website selling gold, where do you think it comes from? Random people or the person who was already exposed for creating gold/gear/characters in the database and selling it to people? Curious!>>540367590I want to believe you're a shill but you actually have people playing on 50% exp on a server hosted by an actual evil person
I'm not impresses. Call me once you've completed the Softcore fast and unstable challenge.
>>540365252Tell me which server you're on so I can come kill you.
I'll be on WoW-hc (the only ethical server I could find) in a week and I'll record my progress here to show everyone how it is done
>>540368012this is literally impossiblehow literally how
>impresses
Epoch and its consequences have been a disaster for this subreddit
>>540368507Turtle has a mechanic where Edwin Vancleef lvl63 elite can randomly gank you once a month
You spend your time learning the made up rules of a language, when language is about communication and nothing elseI spend my time being good at things, having achievements, and being better every dayWe are not the same...
>>540369032games are composed of made up rules, retard
>>540369032Maybe you should try achieving something in real life instead of virtual ones most people already did 20 years ago.
>>540275417Many will look at this mountain and go nah, that's too steep. We'll stay in the valley. The valley is safe. The valley has everything we need. There's nothing at the top. Why even bother. Would be a waste of my time. What if I fall and die? If I died it surely wouldn't be my fault. Others will say" I will climb it, because I can.", and some of these brave few? They make it to the top. And from here, the world below has never looked smaller.
>>540369465Time for rape
>>540369114And in games the only goal is to win, not to communicateYou can break those rules to win as long as you don't cheatThe made up of rules are all about how you decide to deal with them, with the end goal being winningThe main rule of language is communication, everything else are made up rules, like if I gave myself a rule in Tetris to only play with my feet, that's made up and I have no inclination to follow through it>>540369396Like what and who said I don't? Video games are part of real life too
>>540364105and nobody is playing Tauri
lmao the nostalrious cucks actually believed that blizzard would hire them if they shut the server down
>>540364264You forgot to black bar out your character’s name in the bag tooltip, megafaggot. Dolljoints ‘the Autist’ title unlocked!
>>540369696The main goal of life is to pass on your genetic material and knowledge to your offspring. Maybe you should start slow and achieve not repelling every human you interact with.
>>540366679I look just like him IRL
>>540370346Can I lick your pecs?
>>540370214This screenshot was already posted, you aren't the first one to noticeYou think I'm a demon and calling my name will hurt me or something? Smhsmh>>540370296No, the main goal of life is Jesus ChristI'm working toward entering a seminaryI'm popular with women and I could have 10 kids a year if I wanted, but I'm not vain and nihilistic like you to the point that I think about people running around with my genes will somehow stop deathAnd talking about people running around with my genes... You should check on your mom, she is full of them if you know what I'm saying, hehe... (I came inside her last night)
Is no one rolling Tauri horde?
>>540370646Tauri.Alliance.You join.Now.
>>540370701I already have 2 characters on alliance and have your paladin as a friend
>>540370771Oh..
>>540370928I'm not in the guild tho so maybe throw me an invite one of these days
Name a better pick to spend your free 200 turtlebucks on for reaching 60 on slow and steady.>>540370210>Bend over to C&D, give them the means to create Classic, resulting in billions earned (for them)>Get nothingSuch is always the fate of cucks and cowards.
>>540370637If you're planning to follow in the steps of Jesus Christ then you've got a serious lesson in humility to learn. 16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.Also2 Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.
>>540370637>I'm popular with women>samefagging this thread all day Sure bro, sure
>>540371230Made for worgen knot
>stop being proud of your achievements! aaaaaaaaa! It makes me jealous and insecure!!!!!!!!*sigh*Being the best player here will always attract schizoes like those...
AWW, FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD! I’M DONE WITH THIS! Every damn WOW thread I click, it’s anime this, anime that. I can’t even see the screen no more ‘cause it’s plastered with bug-eyed teenagers screamin’ about their power levels. You people got no shame! And then the real brain surgeons come crawlin’ outta the woodwork, arguin’ like they’re defendin’ their PhD thesis in Warcraft raiding. ‘Ackshually, Carl, if you understood the deeper subtext-’ The only subtext I see is you’re thirty-five, livin’ in your mom’s basement, and your bed smells like Hot Pockets and farts!I’m tellin’ ya right now, I’m startin’ a neighborhood petition: BAN ANIME. No more of it. Not in my cul-de-sac, not on my internet, not even on TV. You hang a damn anime poster on your wall, I’m callin’ the HOA and gettin’ your whole house condemned. You wear them stupid cat ears at the mall, I’m sprayin’ you with the hose. And if I catch one more of you geniuses arguin’ about who’d win in a fight, trannies or chuds I’m drivin’ my Chrysler straight through your living room, and I ain’t even tappin’ the brakes!
What causes this?
>>540371687I don't mind them as long as they act the part, cute and cheerful. Sadly they act condescending, narcissistic and antisocial. We can't have anything good going on.
>>540371918Being desperate for attention and likely growing up without a proper father figure.
>>540371918Not talking to any real girl for a prolonged period of time makes you lose sight of what a girl even is.
>>540369465>not infernowho cares
>>540371918I picked it because I thought it would be funny
Having no achievements is also what causes it, they aren't proud in themselves or anything their life, so they think becoming a girl (you can't become a girl, whatever you do) and becoming an onahole for other men will somehow fill the void in their lifeThis is why you should aspire to be good at video gamesWhen Cosmos lost to John Number, he became trans, there is a lesson in this
>>540372396Then shouldn't your avatarfagging with anime characters be male instead of female? You're half way to trooning already.
If posting a picture means you want to be that picture, then... do you want to be nothing?
>>540356985safir...
>>540370637more like gayjoints cause only a dumb faggot would play hardcore unironicallygo play a better game if you want a "challenge"
>transmaxxing animefag has broken out of the /epog/ containmentWhat happened saar, was it because the AI porn stopped? It's time to go back.
>Lemme tell ya somethin’, buddy, ya got nothin’ goin’ on in life, right? No achievements, no glory, no medals, not even a freakin’ sticker. And then ya wake up one day and go, ‘Ooooh, maybe if I slap on a skirt and pretend to be a magical anime waifu, THAT’LL fix the yawning black hole inside my chest!’ Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. You don’t become a girl, pal, you become a utility item. A public bathroom with legs. Congratulations. That’s why, listen to me now, you gotta aspire to greatness where it counts: VIDEO GAMES. Digital combat, baby. Pixels and reflexes. Because if you’re not good at those, what are you even doing on this earth? Case in point: Cosmos. Guy lost to John freakin’ Numbers, and what happened? BAM! next thing you know, gender switcheroo. Learn the lesson, people! Don’t be Cosmos! Be John freakin’ Numbers!Christ, Shake… sometimes I look at you and I just… I dunno. It’s sad, man. Not for me - don’t get me wrong, I’m fine. I got my pool, I got my hoagies, I got the Giants to break my heart every Sunday. But you? You’re out here screamin’ about bein’ the king of video games like it means somethin’.It’s like watchin’ a kid set fire to a frog with a magnifying glass and call it science. Makes me feel bad in a way I don’t wanna admit. Like, damn, is this really all you got?Anyway, forget I said anything. Do your anime rants, whatever. I’ll just be over here pretendin’ I didn’t care enough to say nothin’.
Look at how those trannies are seething at me for calling out how men become failed men (trans) because of their lack of achievementsIt's really sad!
refugees and immigrants from /epog/ are welcome
>>540372816Negative, I am a meat popsicle
>>540367963Ok I meant without getting banned right after.
i know turtle has too many paladins but how many of those paladins play holy?been playing priest a while now i'm tired of the robes, man. i yearn for the plate.
>>540373612>balding male whos plays a undead female character in a mmo on faggotcore modeok your new nickname is troonjoints now
>>540374080Be friend with the mods? If everyone who bought gold got banned, no one would buy gold>>540374085Finally, a good paladin who knows his place
>>540374085why would you willingly play a dogwater spec?
>n-nyoooo you can't have a lot of paladins you're supposed to have a lot of woyers and wogues! This isn't bwizzwike!!!!!
>>540370637>>540371637>>540372396>>540372816>>540373612Your fedora is on too tight, anon
>>540374319>this is someones adult male son typing out baby speak
Warrior should tank and off dpsRogue should dpsMage should dpsWarlock should dpsDruid should healPriest should healShaman should healPaladin should healIt's that simple
ret chad lfg
>>540371918when you fail at life as a man and think you can live it on easy mode like real women do
>>540371687real carl wouldn't yap on like that
>>540374319I want to rape you so hard and idc if it makes me gay.
>>540375894Get that bussy, anon! I'll take the other end and we can eiffel tower this bitch
Why do the off topic anime posters always appear during this time? Which country is waking up or coming back from work?
>>540374234I have yet to hear about someone who didnt get banned for gold, everyone i know that bought gold ended up getting banned.If you find a way to buy it reliably let me know, but youre obviously making shit up.
>>540376350>>540367553
>shenna/torta>the russian whore who sold gold/gear/r14 characters she spawned from the database completely stopped after making turtle wow!lol>the p2w shop and 36 slot bags doesn't matter!LOL>>540376350I've been on topic tho??
where are all the fucking emerald sanctum groups?
>>540376589and i should care because...?
scared of change anon? unc alex will get you on the track
>>540377263Is that supposed to be hard? I do this every day
>>540377263>no carbsWhat pseudo health grifter rabbit hole has he gotten into now? Liver King?
>>540377334wich one alex will fail first? i bet nofap is already long gone
*launches turtle wow**has fun*what now, bucko?
>>540377263What a bald retard
>>540377263No fap right before no fap November. Looks like hardcore mode is on the menu.
>>540377449No Carbs > No Fap > No Caffeine > No Alcohol > No Drugs From harder to easiest I guess? I can't relate to people being unable to live without drug/alcohol/caffeine, and why even do drugs in the first place? That's an IQ test in itselfNo carbs is somewhat hard, but I think he should do a no food water only october challenge if he is serious about itFasting (not IT fasting, that does nothing) is one of the healthiest thing you can doNo Fap is somewhat hard too but as long as you keep yourself busy it's easy
>>540377263>no caffeinewhy are retards like this? >UGH I REALLLY NEED MY CUPPA JOE, IM JSUT LIKE SO LE ADDICTEDimagine putting coffee next to stuff like aclohol, drugs or jerking off non-stopcoffee is good for you, just dont be a retard
>>540275569No DH, no play.
>>540371230I think I'll get scarlet crusade skin or something for my human mage.
>>540378019it looks retarded
Playing with more than 5 add-ons is enough for me to tell someone has bad taste
>>540377791>No Fap is somewhat hard too but as long as you keep yourself busy it’s easy >Keeping yourself busy by avatarfagging and posting half the replies in here with shitty takes Get a job nigga
>>540378686I could get the mini ragnaros companion.
>>540377791>No Fap is somewhat hard too but as long as you keep yourself bussy it's easyFixed
>one single /epog/ poster buck broke, caged, plugged, and collared /wpsg/
>>540379594they are into that
>>540379690Y-yeah, I wish I didn't saw those RP profile postsI didn't expect this general to become so pathetic in the span of 10 years
>>540379594>larping about yourself in 3rd person
>he thinks it's meNone of you are worth being collared
>>540380312I want the femtroll to collar me. Not you.
>>540379594This never happened.
>>540379594calm down troonjoins
Tauri.5 days until WoD.You join <gulag>Now.
>>540380082>that immediate indirect replythanks for confirming
>>540380794>not enough space on disk for moppy after installing the PTRjust 5 more days...
>>540380312meant for >>540380082
>>540379594Imagine caring about transmaxxing animefags from low quality servers coming here to cry their heart out about their sunken cost anyone with a brain could've seen coming.>>540378019For me, shapeshifts are the way. Next in line is succu lock of course. Or maybe a second dryad. I think warrior harpy would be a great pick too.
bwos...
Back in my days we deprived any obnoxious anime posters of their (You)s.
I'm not even from epog>I don't care so let me seethe about itWeird
>constant whispers to come dps once people find out im a ret chad
>>540381142Well a skin seems like the best option and then I'll get my mage S&S 60 and have enough for the worg mount.
>>540357282We shall see
>>540381498why are you killing mobs 20+ levels lower than you?
>>540382023Because the quest will give me full xp.
<gulag>TAURI/w anyone for an invitecome home, white man
Holy fuck black morass is a bit overtuned
>go to post this screenshot and complain about 5% drop>it drops
>>540382538evil can't even clear black morass kek
>>540382538what happened sis?
>>540382538>>540385758Guess you'd better get one of those <Branded> sluts to heal you through it. Just remember they only take payment in cum!
LF CRAFTERhttps://database.turtle-wow.org/?item=19043
>>540386212I can do thatwhisper asalys if you are on nord
>Evil will never do Black Morass(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never clear Black Morass
>"bro pal is so fucking op bro there's no reason to play anything other than pal the entire server is all pal every other class is useless because pals break the game">join ubrs group>6 warriors / 1 pal
>>540385685tranny item
are chuds still mad over people they will never interact with having smut profiles?
>>540382538High difficulty for high reward
>>540381142Post more of your dryad ass please, it looks so plump and juicy...
I am announcing my transition from Ret Paladin to Fury Warrior
>>540388778name one reason to play an inferior class/spec to ret pala
>>540387936Nonsensical post.
>>540388925I don’t like seal twisting
evilbros, should we get this transmog for raid night?
What are the fun classes in legion? I usually play warlock, rogue, or warrior
>no tank>no heal>pinkie is a group leaderThat's a classic
>>540391263>play warrior but refuse to tank>fail>repeat the process with paladin
>>540391263I should run this place on my alt today. I still need that LW recipe.
>rogue and mage keep tearing threat away from the warriorPlease don't make me heal three people at once
>>540386625I can't craft that, i'm not slaving that rep
>>540392737if no one is dying then what’s the problem?
>>540392737Are you dumb? Only heal the tank, if people take threat, let them dieOnly heal them between pulls or if they are losing health from basic mechanics like Rivendare's aoe dmg
>>540392737dont reward bad behavior by healing them. a mage shouldnt even take damage anyways if he rips agro
>>540381552>Kike Killing KEK BVLLYup.
>>540387705I think turdle did fine balancing for the average player and anyone seething about it does not matter
>>540392737how hard is it to press 2 keys instead of 1 niggaheal everyone and tell them to watch threat so the dungeon can proceed smoothly and quicklyletting people die leads to wipes and just increases the changes of ragequitsyes you will be the best player in the group and no nobody will care but if you value your own time, heal the retards
>BBC+ stress test tomorrow>one week before stormforge WotLK(+) releaseThey're aiming for the same day release, right? Just let me play in peace on both servers, you cunts.
>>540393272>all those warrior tankscooked run
>>540393495But anon you could have two hotdogs
>>540393272>troondle>0 warlocksEvery time.
This shit isn't even Classic+, can we please sue Dutch for false advertising?
>>540393272>no warlock for molten coreEvil will not make it...
Do NOT heal everyone! The other guy saying you shouldn't reward bad behavior is rightI hate that every healer is a passive aggressive sissy bitch that can't speak upHere is what you do: YOU LET THEM DIE>but what if they complainYou tell them>"If you take threat, I will not heal you, play correctly or stop making us waste time"This is simple>b-but what if they keep complaining>"I will not argue with you, play correctly or die" xINFINITYLet them die, rez and repeat until they learnYou will lose less time by doing this than all the dps/mana being wasted by constantly juggling mobs around
>>540393657>>540393804>dont make me fly! 123 123!!amazing how much people say they hate modern wow because of dungeon/raid finder when theres no many people who just want to be instantly teleported to the raid/dungeon in vanilla
>>540393979I'm talking about Banish, though let me know if the run goes well without any
>>540393638I can but I'd rather have the release more spaced in time. No-lifing early is always super fun and I can't do that on two servers at the same time.
>>540394138you can just use extra tanks and they have FOUR signed up
>>540393843True and based
>>540394184Then no life the one with the bigger server pop so you have better chances to meet some folk to hang out with and ultimately end up having more fun
>>540393684"Classic" is a meaningless word, Anon. By Blizz standards MoP is "Classic" and soon WoD will be too.>b-but my hot takes on wow!Go write a blog or whatever you kids do nowadays.
>>540394373Then again, with different releases some weeks apart you can "properly" play both servers, that's twice the friends and twice the fun!
>>540394984based two hotdogs enjoyer mentality
>food analogy
>>540275417BREHS>The first Bronzebeard Stress test will be at September 26, 2025 12:00 PM. (Your Time Zone)>HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:>WE NEED AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TO SHOWUP TO IMPROVE STABILITY AND PERFORMANCE OF ALL ASCENSION REALMS>Stress test will use the LIVE CLIENT AND EVERYONE CAN JOIN>it will be on the realm select beside Area 52>Only human race will be enabled!>Get 2 hours played time and get 5 DP and 5 LP and a you'll unlock an exclusive stress test edition of the core hound pup!CRANK IT UP!
>>540395474kayotes is back at it again
>>540395474vibe status?
Should I play healer for once in WoW when trying wow-hc? I only healed once in a game called Ragnarok Online, and I was the best healer that ever existed in this game in like less than a month or two, but I fear that healing in WoW is boringAny priest heal player here can comment on this? I will only listen to what you have to say if you are also good at other games, so start your post by mentioning 2 or 3 other game-related achievements
>>540395693Epoch is dead and Bronzebeard is taking from here.They got what they fucking deserve.
>>540393684Not a defined term. You want Vanilla+.
>healer lets DPS die on purposeyup, that's an instakick and blacklist. healsissies need to stop gettin guppity and be reminded of their place.
>in AV mines like always>gnome mage runs into the same tunnel as me>tags one (1) mob>I run up and backstab that mob>I get the loot>he unironically says 'can you fuck off and stop stealing my mobs fucking hell'
>>540394390>>540395934Yall niggas are just coping, everyone knows what Classic+ means.
>>540395976Except I'll be the tank and if you are a DPS and you die from threat then you are the one that will be kicked if you complain about not getting healsLuckily for you, 99% of healers are low T and will not let you die when you should die
>>540396158>why yes I don't consider any game past the NES retro
Why are all male dwarf players so dumb and useless?
>>540396158>everyone knows what Classic+ meansA meaningless term used by grifters, retards and now Blizzard? Get ready for Blizz Classic+, now with Demon Hunters, Evokers and gay centaurs!
>>540396982I legit never see dwarves in the wild. I see more gnomes than dwarves.
>>540396158classic+ is mythic+, heirlooms, mounts at lvl 5, RDF, retail mounts etc etc
Fashnilla+1488 proves people don't want vanilla+ they want ERP retoilet--.They don't want difficulty, they don't want balance, they don't want world wide race war.
>>540397956I don't want world PvP, trveThat is why I play on a PvE server and try my best not to heal any green names. I just want to be a soft cow man and go on soft cow man adventures in the Eastern Plaguelands.
>>540397956Fucking truth nuke.
>>540397956>difficulty>balance>world wide race war>vanilla
>>540397956Or maybe people just didn't like being farmed by shamans.
No one replied to my post here >>540395815It proves 2 things:1/ Healers don't know what they are doing2/ Healers just want to be carried by others, which is proven by their lack of achievements in any other viddeo games (they have none)
>>540399843Bro why am I getting blasted by an anime tranny just for enjoying a cozy play style where I just tap heal occasionally?
>>540399843it proves:1. no one plays hardcore because its not fun2. no one plays healer because its not fun
you pinkies make me sick
I should be allowed to be a human shaman on turtle, or at least a dwarf shaman, or they should add space goats.
>>540275417Add <gulag> in the next OP!!! We are on Tauri, Alliance!
>>540400770Granted, but I get to play a Tauren Paladin in return.
You realize there is more achievements than Hardcore right?Where is your high rank in competitive games?Your Ninja Gaiden speedrun?Your shmup no miss 1CC clear?Your 0.1% steam achievement?Your dustforce Yotta SS rank level (I'm the only one with this here btw) completed?All I'm asking is for TWO, TWO gaming achievement you have, TWO things you can be proud of which can make you say "Yeah, I'm a gamer"Am I really the only gamer here? REALLY?Come on now
>>540400245>>540400365Don’t bother with that transmaxxing avatarfag. He’s been jerking off and spouting about his useless ‘chivies all day
>>540400849kek, kino nameid join, if wasnt mop faggotry
>>540400881No, they should add a custom undead shadow knight class in exchange.
>>540400894I beat Jak 2 and I beat Cave Story's secret ending
>>540401138It will be WoD faggotry in only 5 days and Legion faggotry a few months later
Add turtle death knights to forsaken Sylvanas knows how to make them
>>540401192Jak 2 is not a hard gameCave Story's secret ending, aka... The hell boss/area? If yes then that's pretty neat, but I asked 2Give me one more anon, ONE MORE! Prove to me that you are a gamer
>>540400849Who made the guild? It better not be the fag who also made the Sheilun one
>>540401501Forgot my inspirational picture!
god i cant wait for tbc classic(2) so i have somewhere to play that isnt flooded with esls and brownskins
>>540402335WTS SM BOOOOST 15g/3 RUNS JAJA
>>540400894Hi Dolljoints
>>540401235that doesnt sound that bad, never played WoD and Legion, mite b fun
>>540400894I was invited and took part in not one but two magic Pro Tours. Paid flight and stay in San Diego and Valencia on WOTC's pocket. None of you guys will ever come close.
How to fix mage being the most broken class in Classic WoW:>can't craft food anymore>teleporting to a capital city is a quest line at level 60>making a portal takes 2 minutes of cast time and requires some rune you can only loot from scholomance, twice per dungeon>teleporting alone is a 10 seconds cast time but cost a 50 silver rune from the merchant>you can't blink while stunned>you can't iceblock while CC>blizzard is about slow and not dmg anymore, give it the improved blizzard talent but reduce the dmg by 80%>arcane explosion is a 30 seconds cd, but increase the dmg by 100%>enemies under flamestrike can't be slow from ice spells like blizzard>casting any fire spell remove any ice-based slow or debuff on the target the same way it does with blizzard/flamestrike>make fire spells to be used with arcane or frost spells to be used with arcane for synergy for control>fire and frost spells lose their respective strength together for more dmg like how immolation and conflagration works>evocation and mana stones are removed from the gameYou're welcome, I balanced the game>>540403462>a card gameLMAOI'm talking about actual video games, things where you have to use mechanical skills against your opponent or hard challengesI'm talking Dodonpachi here, and you're talking YugiohLOLCome on now, I want an actual gaming achievement
faggots
>>540403780Turtle wow provides a Tanaris teleport & Hyjal teleport to every class once you're lvl60 and you do whats needed to get them
>>540404051And Turtle WoW is also managed by a scammer russian whore with a p2w shopNo thanks
80% to 56Got a new polearm if some1 invites me to DPS ST or BRD or somethingGonna start Feralas I guess?
>wah wah wah it doesn't countI won't even educate you on the brilliance it takes to accomplish my worldwide ranking, I simply and graciously accept your crushing concession animetranny, you may return to pestering the other noskill inferiors and browns.
>>540403780I like Mages giving me free water and portals. This is a bad change
>still can't decide on a class for tauri>still can't decide on a role for taurin-next fresh
>>540404752I mean Felwood, not Feralad
>>540404051Shaman hereSpoonfeed me my teleport questline
>>540405029Worgen PriestBottom
>yeah... I have a sub 12:00 ninja gaiden NES speedrun>oh wow! That's good! I'm one of few people in the world who has done a 2-ALL R-Type 2 (JP) no miss clear! >Damn that's impressive! I can finish the Expert mode of Super Monkey Ball without dying in my case!>WOW! I'm Challenger in LoL!>not bad not bad! I used to be top 500 in OW myself>Woah, I can beat Battletoads NES in under 40 minutes myself!>Nice guys! Well, I can play a card game!>...>oh>w-wow not bad anon>y-yeah, w-wow, h-haha, thats... so neat! I guess...>m-my little cousin love playing with cards too!PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!!
>want to rest in southsore>inn fucks up my rested to the high heavensok, i tolerated the turtle mount shit, i tolerated the tent shit because i had none of those, but when it purposefully fucks up my rested so that "it might hecking get easier for you bro" then allow me to say to FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUNSERVER SHIT GIMMICKS FAGGOT
>>540405220what gender and specialization? I'm gonna do it
>>540405452what are you even talking about retard
>>540405660MaleHoly
>longwinded hissyfit copeNoskill animetranny you OK? Tired of being just the worst? ACKing live soon? It's not too late to seek help before you do it.
>>540405047Its the same for all classes>TanarisGet warden of time reputation to friendly by running black morass once, and buy the rune>HyjalWorldwide buttblasting questline, but also unlocks a teleporter from Nordanaar to Hyjal south https://database.turtle-wow.org/?quest=40984
>>540405718if you go to the inn in southshore on turtle, the inn functions as a "tent" allowing you to have your rested level to the max in no time
>>540405753new main acquired
>>540406309so whats the problem with having rested xp retard
>>540406915go play on an insta 60 server subhuman third worlder faggot, kill yourself and record it broccoli nigger
>>540407168retard
>>540405242ts what being homeschooled does to someone?
Why is this dude talking about teamspeak in 2025?
Just saw one of you <Evil> girls on my way to a gnomer quest run.
>>540408136 >girls
>>540408136>lvl 55 gnomer run>creepshot little girls on his wayadded to the list of offenses
>>540408136You look a little overleveled. Are you solo'ing the dungeon?
>>540408136>89 msyuropoor = detected
please get off turtlewow, the zones are too full, questing is impossible
WOTLK+ FUCKING WHEN????????????????
TAURICHADSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
>>540408342>>540408427>>540408428>>540408732I forgot the quest in SW......
New thread.Now.
You.Make a new thread.Write a few words about Tauri.Now.
<gulag> Tauri Evermoon Alliance in OP!
>>540393272>5 shamanswhy wasn't FMC able to do it?
This is now a <gulag> thread.Bow now comrades.This is now a <gulag> thread.Bow now comrades.This is now a <gulag> thread.Bow now comrades.This is now a <gulag> thread.Bow now comrades.This is now a <gulag> thread.Bow now comrades.This is now a <gulag> thread.Bow now comrades.This is now a <gulag> thread.Bow now comrades.This is now a <gulag> thread.Bow now comrades.
>>540409634Not fully +, but better than nothing.https://frostmourne.stormforge.gg/en
Is it time?
>>540410603shaman dont waste their time with shit guilds because they can join any guild they want just by pressing the windfury keybind. once a better opportunity arrives, these shaman will be gone too
>>540410969yea it's time.
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