Previous: >>540611794>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
i can't stop looking at this uma's tits
What are we thinking right now?
Wait, there's a Belno figure. It's time.
>>540644216Uma porn.
CM3 will kill this game completely when 90% of the playerbase gets swept by frontGAWDS.
pacemaker btw
>>540644286>There's a Belno figure>There's no Matikanefukukitaru figure
>>540644216I need to pet Fuku-chan's ears in real life
Results from previous CM room
>>540644405>implying it's not because whalechuds wasted 2 months of their life building groundwork just to get blockushin'ed
CunnyInc. has 2 spotsA+ rank clubanyone can join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>540644620Whales aren't losing to f2poor blockers.
>>540644437There will be a plushie made to order soon tho
Is there a list of songs Haru actually sings?
>>540644702>implying whales can't make a whale blockushin
>>540644640Stop trying to recruit before the 2nd of the next month, we both know I can't drop my club until Oct 1st reset and then I need to wait 24 hours to join a new club.
>>540644405There is no special 10% meta club when everyone knows it. Almost everyone will be using fronts, just like the last one everyone was using Goldship and the time before Evil Nature
>>540644434Narita my GOAT
Sixters status?
>>540644830>Replying to the spammerHi cutie
>marked
Any figurinefags have an opinion on Phat Company? Tempted to get Mambo, Oguri, and Belno but not sure if they're good or not (pictures look good, at least).
>>540644992Go to my figure collection and search for the figures there, they usually have real photos in there
>buying kids toysfor that price you could buy carats instead and get them ingame
>>540644992They tend to be acceptable quality with questionable QC and pricing, by no means the worst company but they are mid
>>540645171Yeah, why would you buy kids toys when you can toy with kids instead?
>>540644810Whales will make ace Bakushin instead
is it sunday in japan yet?
>no good rainbows in summer>night owl won’t go away>randomly getting blocked due to being late surferI get increasing the daily borrows will just make the rich get richer, but realistically any decent Uma will have a chance regardless
>>540645335
I want to breed.
4 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>540645171High quality fig is half the cost of a spark. Decent prize fig is less than a tenth the cost.
>>540645171I bet you think bitcoins can replace fiat currency too.
>>540644810A gigawhale frontrunner will always win against a gigawhale blocker, a f2p front will always lose to a f2p blocker.This is the natural order of the umaverse.
>>540644992Why would you buy that fatty? Wait till mid-october and pre-order REAL peak instead
Which of these two Uma would make a better grandparent for a leo cup end closer / late surger? I know spurt isn't so important for leo cup
>>540645425What’s the support banner running alongside?
>>540645587neither
Why is the veteran cap so small I don't want to glue my daughters every day
>>540645703Mejiro Ryan SSR Guts and Mejiro Ardan SR Wit. I haven't seen any talk about them so I assume they're trash?https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30048-mejiro-ryanhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/20034-mejiro-ardan
hear me outend closer hybrid ace/debuffer nice nature for CM4why>she is cute>i want her to win>another ace for a chance of winning like wedding mayano>everyone and their mothers are bringing debuffer NNs already so another debuffer will likely not turn tides>will likely be dodging other debuffs as an end>likewise since she is in the end position she can also catch other ends in her murmur>okay affinity with ryan>she is cutewhy not>no innate ace skills>dogshit unique>you will be dropping all-seeing eyes as a debuff since it is late surger only>you are already running hybrid end mayano>your actual ace is also an end>triple end lmao
>>540646156you'd be right in that assumption
This is useless, right?
>>540646298yeah
>>540646298yeah it actually is bad since it training failure rate is based on energy percentage not amount
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
>>540646156The wit card seems good for this CM for pace chasers like pasa. But you'd need to mlb it so ehh.
I really like Team Carrot Pudding. I wish there was more art of them together.
>>540646192dogshit idea. .you lose access to a gold debuff if you put her end.
>>540646192okay now cough up the 7 end closer sparks
when did class 5 get so fucking tough
>>540646421What was Cygames even thinking?
In honor of Fuji Kiseki's arrival (soon)! Let us have a CM3 scrim /uma/!92666731
f2ps fiending for increased gibs
>>540645171Doto Rape
I love this retard. When can we expect to be able to roll for her?
>>540646525yea but all-seeing eyes isn't gonna hit s.marus anyway, the next """""CM killer"""""assuming it is a """""front heavy CM"""""
>>540646606Everybody wants those juice carats umadacchi.
>>540646421You can't be serious
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH WHY IS THIS A CARD GAME
...I think Shiraoki-sama blessed this run? 2* stamina and medium and 1* everything else lmao but it's a lot and does include URA Finale so that's pretty good. Fair beginning for CM4 prep. One bwo was right last thread, running Fuku with a Pace Chaser spark can really help make runs more manageable
>>540646937ur groundwork?
>>540646658why the hell is this umagger running seiun with falco?????
After 4 days this the best Grass Wonder I have been able to produce for CM.How bad is she?
>>540644216Planning a trip to Sapporo
>>540647151Why not? Falcon wins if she gets ahead, if not, you still have a backup ace.
>>540644193>not using the version with the better cleavageLame
>>540644216I dislike Grass Wonder
>>540647157Where are the accel skills
>>540647046Never procced from my event Golshi and no legacies had it. Bricked from the start.
>>540647157How does anchors aweigh work for you Anon?
>>540646757>yea but all-seeing eyes isn't gonna hit s.marus anyway, the next """""CM killer"""""late surgery savvy is core on natieand you know what is better than one gold debuff? two gold debuffs
>>540647273she hasn't come home from daily pulls yet....
I'm having trouble getting a 1200 speed/wit uma. Can somebody suggest a deck?
its fucking 5.30am in SEA it isn't us
>>540645171>stop buying physical goods boys just buy the virtual currency that will dissipate once you get boredRemember to own nothing and be happy
>>540645425>>540646156>>540646156i do NOT care i WILL swipe if i need to not only get fuji, but also get the best girls new ssr. thank god if i dont theres an event ssr with mejiro ryan later
>>540647157>inherited anchorsBwochacho...
>>540646658And for Mayano's wedding gift...she gets first place! Okay /uma/ let's do another one!32119419
Hello!Just a reminder that it’s almost time to come join your first-rate friends at /Uma/ Club, competitive toreina-sans! Spots are limited but if you’re in need of an active S-Rank Club you can, as usual, reply with ID to get invited on the first rather than wait for the rush!
>>540646658>>540647653Grass Wonder has brought great shame. For this she will commit seppuku in /uma/ later today.>>540647151I will run Seiun Sky this cm because she is cute. I have not gotten a good one yet though and am currently trying to get a better Falco first.
>>540646716in about a year and half maybe
>>540646716
I’d let Golshi shit on my pizza
>>540647749>I will run [meta strat] this cm because she is cuteok bwo
>>540647384its on my mayo
>almond eye>eyes look like shining stars??
>>540647673I didn’t see it was a bad time until I’d already posted. Will check replies later later later
>>540647862Sorry buddy I like using the umas I have. You can keep denying yourself for no reason though.
>>540647881you know what is better than 2 gold debuffs? 3 gold debuffs
charming bros...
>>540647653this still needs 3
>>540647749okay fair tho a single blocker or another better front fielded by another is just gonna brick 2/3 of your umaslike that suboptimal blockushin that i fielded
>>540647673I do one run per day on weekdays and 3 on weekends, sometimes more.
Bros remember if you love your uma your supposed to make her lose everytimeNo training for her to win! Just lose every time!
Remember, soul and oshi always trumps over meta faggotry.
>>540648029>He posted it hereYou've just jinxed it, now your rainbows will disappear or your inspirations will give you fuck all
>>540648107That's why I run the Grass Wonder and to be fair she has won more often than both of the fronts (unsurprising). Falco is second.
>>540648035>accidentally register random career seiun sky instead of block falcoIt's over
>>540648169>sould and oshi >still trains them with meta cards, skills and statsThat's a lie
>>540647273Show me
>>540648169
>>540647653I've never joined these rooms, are we supposed to bring 3 or just 1?
If you play the game well you're already doing it wrong.
>>540648361who is this
>>540648107>769 power with 3 pow cardsWHAT are you DOING
>>540648391for CM rooms its 3, even if you have to send some random filler.for Turbo Tuesdays and Marvelous Sunday Derbies its 1
>>540648482Verxina, the one who always lost to Gentildonna.
>>540646421Wait what really why would they do this
>>540648316>not wanting the best you can give for your oshiyou are pathetic
>>540648391Bring a full team since it's supposed to emulate real cm conditions.
>>540648447i exclusively run decks that are 3-6 guts cards and 0-3 wit cards with only mejiro ryan so that i can build the perfect mejiro ryan and max out her fan count. she is my favorite
>>540647653>Got the podium finishNice
>>540648316How else are you gonna make your oshi win idiot
>>540647673>reply with ID to get invited on the first rather than wait for the rush!I LIVE for the rush!
>>540648108Umm that’s very good anon, keep it up!
>>540648361nta but I don't have her, only this npc that looks kinda like her
>>540648585very cute uma
My student council CM team actually won a room match. Surely that means I could get to A finals with them.
When my second inspiration doesn't hit right I tend to quit the career right then and there. I also quit the career immediately if the first few months go particularly poorly because even though on average I'll experience those negative events over the course of the career, having them all hit during the debut ruins the foundation of my Uma.Anyways don't tell my dancho.
>>540648605>>540648692>hehe i love my oshi i'm playing soulful>but i am playing meta just with another skin>i'm better than you
>>540648498half way in i realized my power rainbows were assi also somehow got 3 greensshifted into prioritizing wit so that i can pull of groundwork with like 90% accuracy betting on the high rate of groundwork and mid race skills proccing to keep my lead up till the final spurt
>Have to wait 3 years for the best umas
Putting "You should train whoever you like!" is the equivalent of putting "Please do not drink the battery" on an electronic device.Why the fuck do you retards need to be told the obvious and why do you act like you're telling some universal truth and the solution to all the world's problems while doing so? It's pretty much the most retarded thing you could ever say to someone looking for help, advice or answers and anyone that does it deserves to get shot twice.
>>540647653Seiun Sky...she's fast! Alright /uma/ one last CM for the road!62414608
>>540646648In usual Cygames fashion, they weren't.
>>540648939you... don't have a single horse that you like?
>>540649097Its all a psyopNotice how the guys telling everyone to play "who they like" are all whales who just happen to like all the meta umas
>>540649097Anon, if one Uma has a 0.1% chance of winning a race over other Umas that means she has a 100% chance of winning.Brainlets wouldn't understand.
>>540649097contrarians, hipsters and casuals that think they're the hottest shit for not playing the game or logging once a month>log in>play one match>get fucking wrecked>heh those soulless metafags dont know how to have fun like me
>>540649120>>540648278Now see tha real blocker in action!
Just jerked off to Tachy and now I am ready to grind 5m fans for her100m fans title will be mine
>>540648939Whatever fag, I won with Suzuka in CM 1 and I plan to do it again in CM 3 and 4.
You should train whoever you like!Not winning is part of the experience.Not everyone wins all the time.
>>540644216danchou gomen, but I scored a 3* stam today, I deserve a break.
I see.
>use high power low wit front>lose to higher wit lower power fronts>use high wit low power fronts>lose to higher power lower wit frontsI'm starting to think its not my stats and its just my luck
honse
Y-your highness!!
>>540648754She is indeed. She is also a wonderful and hard working big sister to Vivlos and Cheval Grand.
>>540649373>he didn't win with suzuka on cm2>only thinks about winningWhat happened to your soulful love for your oshi?I thought you didn't care about metaYou faggots are just metafags in denial
>>540649232Those are my favorites>Play with whoever I like!>By the way, my favorites are Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky and Christmas Oguri!>I also rolled for MLB Kitasan and have a full MLB deck to train my favorites!>You metafags wouldn't understand how soulful I am!It's the same shit as the retards that dump a thousand dollars whenever the banner changes then claim to be F2PBTW just to bait others.
>>540649565even if you have the perfect stats, it's still a 50/50even if you have the perfect skills and reduces that to a 25/75, it's still actually a 50/50it either happens or it doesn't
>>540649680>left arm out>left leg outdid this nigga ever run for a single time in his life
>>540649024>Have to wait less than a week for the second best uma>While having to wait a year and 7 months minimum for the best uma
CM3 rooms?
if you dont run runs like this then you just arent having fun
>>540649329and yet he came backwho is more likely to have a crash out and quit?
>>540649120And Spe-chan's plot armor clinches it in a crazy head/to head/to nose/to head finish! Really good races today /uma/! Hope your CM races goes just as well for you as these runs did and if you didn't win then I hope your CM runs are much better and you take home Platinum!
>540649637because I also like Mcqueen
>>540649438Sorry anon, but I need those fans
>>540649962you
>>540649336I'm also slowly going for the 100m title for Tachyon
No Heterosexual explanation for this
>durandal threatens her trainer that if he trains another uma, she'll bawl, scream, quit racing and become a nunThe future uma musumes are unhinged
>>540649969Grass Wonder was destined to be eternal second place.
>>540650027hmmmnyo
>>540649686>"Tell me about El Condor Pasa?! Why does she wear the mask?!">"Alotta loyalty for an Academy Trainer!"
>>540649972She looks so fat in this image.
its just a game its not that deep guys
mejiro mcqueen smells like lavender and nothing else
Mejiro
Who is the target audience of this character
>>540650284that's because she is fat
Digitan LOVE
I think I have to give up on Taiki this CM.I just can't get anything to work. I keep flip flopping between Pace and Front and I can't get a good Front parent(never get groundwork spark) nor a good Pace parent(never get mile+pace chaser corners). I'm just absolutely fucked this CM I've spend so much time trying to make a Taiki parent and I don't have shit to show for it and now I don't have a parent for any other horse either and even IF I could get a decent Taiki parent she'd just lose anyway. FUCK.
>be poorfag>do my best with the umas i got>if an uma i like is good on a track, i train her to the best of my capabilities>got second place on both current cms with this method>playing comfy and happy>whatever funds i get are going for my big titty monsters and flat daughtersFeels good
>>540650334young boys ages 8-12
>>540650091The fuck do you mean future, even the launch Umas are unhinged have you seen Teio and El Condor Pasa's stories?
>>540649631Stop giving me Prepared to Pass you bitch.
>>540650403>comfyNot sure I've ever read an intelligent post that used this word seriously.
>>540650284because she is
>>540649969>worse stats>worse skillsHow did that Spe win? Was it the Turf S diff
>>540650334more like seeking the eggs
>>540650334Divorced men
>>540650324this is factual
>>540650534>how did X character win in a luck-based gamegeee anon beats me
>>540650192>"Or perhaps she is wondering why would you train speed when you have Slow Metabolism?"
HOW DO YOU LOSE THE DEBUT RACE STUPID UMA FFFFFFFFF
>>540650534The funny thing about Late/End Umas is that their ideal position is 6th place so they can proc the most important accel skills. Whichever Uma has that spot by the last spurt is almost guaranteed to get the most skill procs, thus the most speed to do their final sprint.
>>540650534plot armor it says right there
fuku's hair smells slightly spicy I think
>>540650431thisnatie would've been suicidal if not for her trainerliterally the only thing that keeps her going because she has a crippling inferiority complex
>>540649631Ojou pls, stop sending your secret service to rape your trainer...
>>540650509This is 4chan, not a science majorIf you want smart sounding retards, go back to plebbitAll you'll get here is comfy idiocy
>>540650534tier zero umahidden stat boosts for being japan's strongest (the gaslight docs and all toobersloppas missed this)
>>540650534Late is luck based
Don't care. Still representing my oshi.
>>540650509Because there aren't. "Comfy", "Soul" and other shit is just used by retards to justify sucking dick at a game.
zis game is ze homosexual
>>540650367Mutate her to late. The window for the optimal unique timing is going to be short since it's strictly in the final corner and not beyond like Maru's, but it's doable.
Gold Ship smells better than McQueen
>>540650752She's the strongest racist for a reasonBut you can't talk about it on jewtube
>>540650953This is possibly the first ever pic of golshi I have seen that has made her look cute
>>540647653>>540649120>>540649969>Second>Third>SecondMaybe this fat ass needs to lose some weight so she isn't an eternal lower podium horse.
>>540650909I tried that and it takes so many Late sparks that your borrows are EXTREMELY limited and I blew 3 borrows one day trying to make a Late Ace Taiki and they were all disasters.
>>540650534Any uma that has both corner/straight skill is a more likely to win.
>>540650876>shit is just used by retards to justify sucking dick at a game>the only real skill is paying for high stats to lean the rng in your favorTry harding on this game is useless lmao these retards spend 100 times more than the rewards they get only for a shiny jpg above their username
>>540651049>I didn't make the perfect uma in 3 tries it's useless I'm giving up
>>540651049Why is her trainer taking her burgers away? Is he stupid? Is he evil?
SHIT GAME
>>540651046sniff
>>540651028I always think she’s attractive
man im so fucking pissed i failed an accupunture
>>540650367Taiki's in a weird spot for me because her innate skills are great for a CM like this with Mile Maven, Changing Gears, and maybe a bit with Mile Straightaways. But the problem is that all requires her to be in the front for early/mid-race, while her ult requires her to be third, fourth or fifth by the final corner. It kind of counters itself to where you have to ignore one of them and add other ults/abilities to benefit one side, and that feels so weird to me. I'm glad to borrow her ult to gamba with my Vodka, but I can't optimally run Taiki herself, it's so sad.
>>540651217Shit torena
>>540651201bh
>>540651201ummm but you gotta win bwo!!!!!!if i don't win i le quit!!!you can't just play who you le rike!!!!! BWOI ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN I LE WIN?!?!
>>540651049You had like 4 weeks to theorycraft a build, prep the ingredients, and then cook it. What you did instead was flop between builds instead of being determined. It took me one look at her unique to say "Yeah, late Taiki might be possible." Don't spread yourself too thin.
>>540651368>It took me one look at her unique to say "Yeah, late Taiki might be possible.I mean you're fucking retarded then because her unique is quite literally worthless for this track.
just started today, is re-rolling for support cards that important? I got super creek within 40 pulls. I don't really care about minmaxxing my account. I'm assuming the answer is no?
>>540651217just change to front
this will win cm3
>>540651406suzuka on the URA scenario image kinda looks like that
>>540651406this is shopped
>>540651406Why is taishin so big?>>540651581That must be it
>>540651464You did fine, post your speed cards
>>540651406>horseletslmao
I've stopped finishing runs altogether when I don't get a gold inspiration by senior year.When are we getting autoruns, please Cygames, I'm actually running out of money because of these shit borrow runs.
>>540651464without cards you will get shat on in every PvP eventso it depends if you are fine with that
>>540651447>her unique is quite literally worthless for this trackSays who? Your retarded sloptubers? It's the same theory and reason as why you're taking Red Shift for late. >>540650909
>>540651360>who i like is le bad>i don't likey anymore i like who better>it bad next race but i also like who is le good next race hehehe>i am le SOUL and le COMFY player hehe>btw i sold my home to get all the cards in the game hehe not meta or tryhard at all haha i am le SOUL and LE COMFYThis is how you fags sound like
>>540651406yet taishin is the most attractive one there. curious!
>>540651464It's possibly one of the best time investments you can make as an F2P player, but the current and upcoming support card banners aren't really that great, so you're mainly rerolling to see if you hit decent SRs. If you don't really care about actually winning competitive events (you can still try your best, of course), then you're fine.
>>540651720>Theory Lol. Come back when you can actually win some rooms here.
>>540644286>not the gyaru versionruined>>540651843MYBRO
>>540651464You won't get any answers here because everybody is either a whale or a reroller, but I can tell you I'm in your same situation (0LB creek) and the game is playable just not with a competitive mindset. You could spark the kitasan rerun in january and luckout, but if not you're gonna have to play the long game which some of us don't mind desu but it's up to you.
>>540650367Don't give up bros, I saw a Front Taiki win a cm room the other day
Giddyup
>Iron procs too early>Get to 5th>Can't proc Furiousthis happens way too much
>>540651720Look where the final corner is compared to where the final spurt is. The acceleration is worthless when she's not even trying to make her way to the front yet at the time it procs.
Why are you guys arguing over which horse to use. This is a game based on luck anyway. At the end of the day the better Torana-san wins not the better horse. If you lose to a meta horse then you simply weren't the better Torana. Become stronger.
>>540651980W-why is her tail coming our her ass?I thought their tails were connected to their lower back...Unless...OH MY GOD
slow down on the image posting bwos.....
>>540652057just use ur waifu xd
>>540652057nah if you win with smart falcon you just cheatedsame as if you won with gold ship in the past two cups
>>540652176we're fine
When are we getting QoLs? I've already burnt out on opening the app.
>>540651406
>>540652253that's a big natie.
>>540652293most likely half anni
>>540651406>>540652337
Image limit reduced by one.
>people forgetting that this is a game that's 80% luck, 20% skillha ha nice 1.2k Speed/Power+700 Wit Smart Falcon, it'd be a damn shame if that 1.1k/900 Power Grass Wonder SUDDENLY decided to proc all of her skills in the last spurt and overcome you even though you got your Angling up.
>>540652043The final corner overlaps the late-race by a little bit. I told you the window is short. You're going to have a very unorthodox late build, but it's not impossible.
>>540652057jusrt use le waifu fuck meta its just a game XD
>>540652057>use your shitty non-meta umas - 10% chance to win>use meta umas - 50% chance to winCM is just fucking awful either way. yoy either get rolled by whales or you whale and still lose due to RNG
>>540644216Natie face-to-face missionary with lots and lots of kissing.
>>540652337should've put some monster honkers on tickezo, for good measure
>>540651464As someone who joined with the global release: Cards are very important, but you don't need a lot of really good SSR cards. However you should budget to roll a lot on cards early to max out many SR cards, they will actually help you the most. Doing a lot of rolls on card banners of course makes double sense if the SSR cards you can get on that banner are actually good.Unfortunately the current ones are not.
>>540652472>1.1k/900 Power Grass Wonder SUDDENLY decided to proc all of her skills in the last spurt and overcome you even though you got your Angling up.this never happened
>>540652530sniffing the inside of her racing suit
Reminder: Trainees are for well, trainingIf you want to start a relationship, do it with your fellow ningen
>>540645171Doto love
>>540651962I need PROOFAnd also I want to see their skills and deck
>>540652482>33m windowdamn that sucks
Retards crying about meta in a PVP game are good, there needs to be more of them. I need less tryhards and more drooling retards so I can get more easy platinum titles.
>>540652530conceptualize
Shouldn't you guys be happy people are using their waifu horse instead of meta. That means theoretically you'll be winning CM more.>But the informationUse google you fucknut.
>>540652427more like reduced by five, fat fuck
Retard its always the opposite, only tryhards stick with a dying game. The vast majority of players have moved on to the next fotm. You are living in lala land if you think CMs ever get easier.
>>540652674>>540652694Yeah, exactly. Let retards be retards and stomp them when CM comes.
>>540652667The alternative is to just pump her full of mid race velocity skills as a pace chaser and use her ult to complement that, easier too.
>>540651714>>540651884>>540651947>>540652508thanks bros, seems like usual stuff for a gacha but figured I should check b4 wasting too much time>>540651634might be kinda grim without an SSR speed card, I was gonna lvl up & use both the golds
>>540651860i did not say any of that thoughbeit
>>540652802Saw this dude crying in a stream. What a fucking pussy.
>>540645171I do both
>>540652534it literally happens to me like at least 1/3 of the races i see grass wonder inalso oguri does it too
>>540652802Saw this dude crying in a stream. What a fucking oshigawd.
JUST LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT HORSES OTHERS USE.
>>540652802>>540652920Nobody cares what your boyfriend is doing
cute gambler uma
Trainees are for fucking and breeding until useless human females are completely extinct
>>540652694The problem is, those guys who claim to use their favorites ALWAYS use meta horses and whale cardsAnd it's those same guys try to gaslight potential newbros into using their favorites that aren't meta They're basically dolphins trying to get better chances for themselves while claiming to be morally superior every single thread. Annoying fuckers>>540652920>>540652971Why? Did his Tachyon not proc a recovery and lost on a track made for her?
What 'off-meta' umas have been run in the lobbies so far?
>>540652585Give me those sweet beautiful skill points my love
>>540652705Peak umamusume
>>540652698She got hit with the slow metabolism, no worries, thread pace is safe.
>>540652530Just letting her moose knuckle hang out
>>540653082Urara
>>540653082I've seen a Late Rice
>>540651843My gf (bro)
>>540652802I disagree. It actually fucking sucks trying to turn your favorite into something they're not and also makes the game much more time consuming and you're more susceptible to burn out. I assure you the people just making meta horses are having a much better time with the game than I am.
>>540653082I've seen Spechud in this thread and Rudolf. There's someone training Karen too, don't know if he gave up.
You have 3 uma slots. Either run 2 meta 1 oshi or 2 oshi 1 meta. Best of both worlds.
>>540652974They are having fun INCORRECTLY
>>540652904reminds me of aile
>>540653082I've been seeing a lot of Rudolfs and Teios recently.
>>540653082end maru (i lost to her)
>use aoi>for some reason my horse gets a lot of negative events after i start aoi's chain of eventsThe umas are sentient...
wife
>>540653082seen some mile gold ships
>>540652504I attempted it, but it would appear to be beyond my limited artistic capabilities.
>>540653259It's Golshi game, she will never be off-meta
>>540653060>The problem is, those guys who claim to use their favorites ALWAYS use meta horses and whale cardsThis doesn't happen by the way.
>>540652884Well at least you got 2 good ones and R Suzuka isn't bad at all either.
>>540653274GoodTickezo is a fucking bozo and should receive nothing good and fuck her I hate her so much
Man spreading
>>540653376
>>540653376please be nice to tickezo she's trying her best
>>540653169i run 3 oshis, no more, no lessi may not winbut i have fun :)
>>540653082Ive have a late teio but she doesnt really win and Im thinking her ult might be better if I run her pace so Ill try to make a pace one too
>>540652884Good news is your two SR cards with Sweep and Halo are the best speed cards with the current card selection to have consistent "speed go up" builds. The 0LB stings, but having one copy of both is better than none, the sooner you can get more limit breaks on them, the better.
>>540653402Man spreading (noun): The act of spreading your legs in preparation for receiving male genitalia
>>540652884those will do just finesweep tosho gives Charming O sometimes that little fucking brat which will make life much easier for you on some runs
I wish Eishin Flash was a better horse. She’s very cute.
>>540653441Using meta characters with shitty builds doesn't count as oshi
>oshiGet this cancer vtuber vernacular out of my fucking community
CM326703122Made a decent (shit) front Daiwa. Bring your blockushins.
>>540653540mejiro ryan is my oshi though... i even have a plushie of her
PSA: if your oshi is meta it doesn't count as an oshi run btw
>>540653548oshi predates vtuber shit by a multitude of years you fucking tourist
>>540653259Golshi isn't off meta she's like top 2 or 3 late/end aces
>>540653548retard
I tried oshi-running [Special Chud with two greens, Med S, and 2 accels] for Taurus but kept losing. I then realized my true oshi was winning so I swapped to 2 debuffers + Gold Ship. Suddenly, I was enjoying myself a lot more
>oshi>vtuberFucking tourists deserve to be shot
>>540653548what if Gold Ship is my oshi?
I love Tickezo and want to give her everything in the world. I think she’s mega cute, funny, and has a smoking hot body.
>>540653548>vtuber vernacularunderaged faggot
Every time I look at Tickezo, I am reminded of the missed opportunity with this skill. If this skill had a cooldown it would be god tier, it's the only thing preventing me from pot5ing Tickezo.
>falling for that obvious bait
>>540653661Your taste is shit but go on
Waow you guys are AGGRESSIVE today. Had a rough day or something?
>>540653693no one says this
do i get oshi cred if my oshi is """"meta"""" (actually complete dogshit)?
>>540653646https://youtu.be/0JcPvIuSRf0Hows it feel to be the real tourist, faggot?
>>540653376I agree, but hold on. I think I've just found a way to fix her.
>>540653601>>540653631>>540653676>>540653702Oh shut the fuck up don't act like oshi was widely used before vtubers became a thing
Leo and the front meta is the end of F2P for CM. Things were supposed to get better after Gemini, but this is worse. Realistically, 200 pulls on Riko might not be enough. So F2P players need to save up 400, or skip CM at least for the duration of Aoharu. And they need 200 for Summer Maru. They may have started as casuals and didn't reroll for KB. They'll be stuck borrowing Seiun Sky, which limits them to three training attempts per day. They also still need to save up for the KB rerun and XOguri. Global CM is 100% meta players now. Did you run into a non-meta team in round 1 of Gemini? Me neither. "Be prepared enough to beat casuals and you'll make the finals" is no longer a viable strat. The casuals quit. The increased carat rewards are barely enough for the "must pull" banners. A F2P or minnow is going to look out at the next 6 months of the timeline and see that they're relegated to single player if they make even one oshi pull. Or they can spend hundreds of dollars on the one oshi pull. This sucks. Global players are walking away from this abuse and aren't coming back.
>>540653807Taishin is S-tier, look at the infographic stolen valor-kun
>>540653573Triple front runners is meta, they said. GGs.
>>540644216hellshake yano
>>540653839Much better
>>540653847oshi is from idol culture you fucking idiot which far predates vtubers
not reading all that, just borrow angling little bro
>>540653847Yeah keep proving how much of a fucking tourist you are. Fucking retard.
I am once again asking for that picture of Tokai Teio in crutches getting coffee poured on her head
>>540653861can you link the reddit post you stole this from?
>>540653274It's ok anon, you did your best and it's more than acceptable.
>>540653548>>540653847holy retard tourist
>Oguri Fat gives me groundwork before Air GrooveVice prez is fucking useless
>>540653573TOTAL TAISHIN VICTORY
>>540653897You don't want 3 because they WILL block eachother, 2 fronts at most and one gambler ace or a pace chaser
>>540653861tl;drf2p should just run gamblers
>>540653847retard
>>540653861>They'll be stuck borrowing Seiun Sky, which limits them to three training attempts per dayYou know you can make legacies with seiun GPs? I don't own maru so I have 2 legacies with 3* stam 3* mile 3* redshift maru as the gp for both
>/uma/ right now
>>540651505It will lose in finals because it doesn't have Super Lucky Seven (not available in global yet unless you have pot5 Fuku)Woe be upon them
You are a C rank Trainer with a B rank uma.
>>540651505pace chasers don't have rights for cm3
>>540654259I am a D rank trainer with an S rank pussy uma.
>>540653861If sparking for my cow wife bricks my account then let it be so. We will endure the storm together once she comes home.
>Golshi>olshi>oshi
Reminder that anyone who spergs about winning with your favorite Don't have a favorite and only want to win
>>540654194Take off the hat, I know you're an uma
>>540654259Oh...
>>540654353No one has Goldshi as oshi
>>540654259Reminder that Joey was a F2P duelist using non-meta set ups and cards and still managed to beat nearly every antagonist AND protagonist in the show.
>>540653795kill yourself
your ass is fucking done for
Making Doto biscuits
>>540654414>f2p duelistJoey played the greatest strat of them allReading
>>540654284Pace can work if you have an accel ult and get lucky with lobby/positioning. Works with Curren/Pasa and to a lesser extent Mayano. Very gambly though.
who can stop them?
>>540654410speak for yourself
>>540654564Me
>>540653548baited for this exact string of responses
>>540654589Machitan sex
>>540654463You were saying?
mambo mambo
what do we do now that were done the event?
My oshi isn't in this game yet.
UMADERBY MUSUMEPRETTY
>>540654721sounds like you're a metaslave then
>>540654414>F2P duelistKaiba was the only person in that entire series who ever bought a card or even attempted to buy one.
I do have an oshiBut it's a secret
>>540654732is this real?
>>540654721You can like more than one uma
>>540654732i heard this in air grooves voice btw
>>540653548>>540653847I'm not going to call you a slur, since other anons already did that. So the point is clear.I'm just giving a pity (You) and something to read, so you can exercise that single brain cell you have.
>>540654562
>>540654732DAAAAAAAAHBY
>>540654825it's mayano
>>540654805>he thinks that things that are implied didn't happenAutism is a real threat to the human race
>>540654884
>>540654859The only horse in my top 5 that's in this game is Hishi Amazon.
>>540654259TAISHIN OBLITERATE
Heroic oshi
>>540654934NoA clue: She's also dead
If you guys love running non-meta horses so much then why are none of you running Rice Shower?
I'm not caring for CM until my Oshi alt is out, since thats the only way I can really compete with the upgraded ultimate
Guess the funny spark. And no, going "hur dur guts" isn't allowed for once.
my oshi is a secret >:3(currently wearingq the oshi fan club title)(also using her as my ingame avatar)
i'm not sure if the game wants me to love the girls or if it wants me to hate them without the amount of bullshit they'll throw at you during a run
>>5406552251* power
>>5406552253* wit 1* medium
>>540653796hi turboposter! how sweaty would you say you get on average by the end of the day?
I wear my fan club title proudly instead of my platinum titles
>>540655203That's the thingThe ones running non-meta horses do it silently because they like their umaThe ones claiming so in public are gaslighting everyone else trying to feel superior for yelling over and over a glorified fortune cookie slip
>>540655203im making a neicha ace for cm4end closer
AOI STOP!
>>5406552252*wit
if I showed you the blue and pink spark you would cry
>>540655360close enough
>>540655225>And no, going :hur dur guts" isnt allowed for once.Why not?
>>540655201MARVELOUS SUNDAY
>>540655203 My Rice miler needs work. I fukt myself and got URA long so she didn't clear career.
I wish I had an oshiAlas, I'm too old and not autistic enough
>>5406554761 guts 2 late
I'm my Oshi as a late surger for CM3But I am also bringing 2 other umas that are metaAs long as my Oshi is in the team that is what counts
>>540655573why would they do this to me bro
>>540653548basedthose are the type of fags that will pose bwo too
>>540655538you sound retarded enough
>>540655514>>540655457youre winner>>540655646lmao
>>540655456>The editNo wonder Meek can never win
>>540655317The game is designed to make you spend money umadacchi.
>>540655514HOW DID YOU KNOW
Who do you entrust your dreams to for CM3?
>>540652920this guy dunked on the haters, especially the haters from here that won a taurus platinum against a bunch of tiktokers and instagram users with the casual wave and thought they were hot shit.my oshis? goldship, oguri cap and nice neicha by the way.
>>540655786Do you really have to ask?
>>540655363What kind of question is that?! I'm not an Uma, so I don't sweat much!
>>540655514HAHAHAHA NO WAY IS IT REALLY?
>>540655741it's not really enticing me to do so
>>540655681I know, but that's just 1 out of 3 requisites>>540655741>bait waifufags with characters>bait metafags with cards>you need both to properly win the e-peen titles>what you spend is way less than what you getTruly devilish
>>540655940finally some good shit posts
I will be running Silence Suzuka.
>>540655940oops misclick >>540655763
>>540655896>no Red Shift>not End Closer for SpurtStill probably win some lobbies anyways
Uma that can compete with that one new girls frontline character that's getting posted everywhere with the realistic physics? We must make one
I will be running Taiki Shuttle.
>>540655940This is my favorite webm from hereThat and summer spe waving her slutty ass
I will be running KING HALO.
I will be running Swimsuit Maru, Xmas Oguri and V Bourbon
>>540656146its not a webm tho?
>>540656173Thanks for the free win
stay mad losersi am running my umadol wife
Why can't I get this shit on my non fan farming runs
>>540656184
I want to run Taishin for every CM but I dread the day I'm gonna have to make her for a sprint honestly.
>>540656103She has a 86% win rate
>>540656319>I'm using the most meta character for the CMOk and?
>>540656236Sorrywebm/mp4/format able to reproduce animated pictures*>>540656252Am I the only one who thinks her face looks kinda off in-game?
>>540655896I am angry that I never get the right combination of skills, stats and distance
>>540656056
>>540655998>lose rng finals anyway
waow!
>>540656371On one hand, double inherit is rough. On the other hand, with good affinity parents double inherit isn't too unlikely and running 10*+ distance sparks is generally a good thing. The real shit would be if it's on a track where you want red shift like CM3.
>>540656383at least make the lie believable
>slop faggotry
>>540656173Same kingu bro. She hasn't won a single room match so far but she tried her best. At least she consistently gets 3rd for me so it's just like real life.
>>540656458Best sister
>>540656112tachyon gonna have to come up with the miracle drug
my favorite webm is this
>>540656319>wifeyeah nah
>>540656559why are you upset that I am winning and you are not?
>>540656252this is a japanese high schooler
Do not google her birthday date
>>540656669>cafe>agnestrashnot a webm
>>540656568There's an incredible amount of slop posted in /uma/
>>540656676i wasn't even the same anon, your oguri would lose constantly
>>540656648Why'd they fuck up Helena's face so horribly.
>>540648713I come to Genti once per day and 3 on weekends, sometimes more.
>>540656786she wins constantly, cope loser
>>540656458damn sis
>>540656648God I hate what they did to her. She looks like some gold digging whore now.
I like too many umas to choose oneWhere's that page to sort the umas to finally see who is my true favorite?
>>540656672nah, i married her
EATYOURVEGGIES
>>540656596Love this whorse.
>>540656935YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540656780>not a webmtomato tomato
>>540656895do you think stego would bite you if she got mad at you?
>>540656935We do whatever we want in this household
>>540655203I’m running Special Week and her random mood downs plus long races is making it very hard to get the good stat spread as compared to the others
>>540656648jesus christ lmaoshame about that butter face, what a weird decision considering everything else>>540647673>>540648713Gentle-CUTE!
Remember trainer. You can have sex with Gentildonna, once
these two make me smile like no other :]
>>540653184OOOOUUUUUUUUHHHHH FAT TUMMY
>>540656908they turned this cute shy seeming lil village girl into a turbo slut akin to BAs ako?
>another 3 borrows>another no groundwork sparks
>>540655930I'm just trying to be friendly... Learning more about you bwo!
I'm pulling for all of these
>>540657273I didn't laugh.
>>540657115Done. I have no need for survival.
>>540657273
>>540657281>No full armor fukuShiraoki-sama will strike you down, anon
>>540657247>umas are super strong bros
>>540657371neither did I at your garbage image catranny
>voice line says "Happy Valentine's">text says "happy friendship day"wtf are the localizers doing????
>>540657247Are your groundwork borrows so shit?I am using the Seiun Sky of someone who posted here once and it's rare to get no spark in a run.
>>540657273GOD I FUCKING HATE (LOVE) THIS DUMB PUN LOVING DAD HORSE FUCK.
>>>>gutsKeep or nah?
>>540657559Why are Americans so sexless? It's super weird.
>>540657641no
>>540657281That'll be 15 thousand us dollars.
>>540657634Me everytime I get 1* Guts even though I've been only doing 600 or 1100 stam runs everyday
>>540657656Look at the pilgrims/puritans and you'll get your answer. Burgers have been contending with religious dogma well before the country even existed.
>>540657273*CHUUUUUU*
>>540657281
saving to pull for hanukkah tamamo cross
>oshi not in the game yet>no matter who it is, you will get called metacuck if you run herso, why should i bother, it's like irl where you can be an asshole and some people will still like you and viceversa
>>540657641No Groundwork spark no keep
>>540657656Have ya seen what's going on over there
>>540657263Being friendly is good civilization, I approve. But also don't forget to pet your trainee for doing a good job. I hope your ace runs have been going good.
>>540657842gentildonna's outfit doesn't look like that
>>540657634Me on the left with multiple 3* Speed/Power/Stamina sparks watching as another anon rolls 1* Guts
>>540657819tamamo cross? why not tamamo menorah? tamamonorah?
Imagine being born a human woman when you have uma counterparts growing up beside you. They will practically freeze aging in late teens or early 20s for a long time. Meanwhile, you'll just breakdown once you're past 30 or so.
torana-san, stop being horny
>>540657849Rice's diss tracks are fire
cm3 71936293
>>540657634The warrior's trembling...
>>540655376I'm going to roll for this wagie.
>>540657651
>>540657063me on the right
Mejiro Maker
>>540658039Imagine being born a human woman and an uma counterpart growing up alongside you punches you in the stomach so hard you piss yourself
we have any condor pasa that can translate this?
>>540655376>>540658114>defining character trait: wagie
>>540658039yeah but they live here so dont feel bad
>>540658148I wish I saved the one hour loop one
I'm rolling for Summer Maruzensky, are you?
>>540657634me when i get night owlme when i fail practice with <10%me when i don't get 1st place in races when i have good statsme when inspiration is shit againme when no rainbows
So what do Umas with female trainers do?
>>540658258im doing something for her alright
>Haven't raced any of the room regulars from the Taurus Cup daysI hope you guys haven't quit...
>Ticket>Winning ChakraShame the run is shit
>>540658053I think they're trash
Hags vs Lolis Grand Prix when?
>>540658258I'm rolling for summer chud
This is probably good enough
>>540658330also marriage
Why is Special Week the poster girl MC over the others? Looking over some of the IRL careers of the other horses, Special Week doesn't seem to be the bombastic of them.
>>540658330They go steal other uma trainers
>>540658239Worse... poorfag wagie working multiple jobs.
>>540658230>Don't leave me>I always think about you>This face I only show to you ( context her real face maskless)>I love youT. Amerimutt that lives with Paco and Juans neighbors, the spanish in this is botched because japanese can't second language ever
>>540656413Finally found the comic with the full context of why Grass was choking out El
>>540658496gigacope from nips because she beat a jetlagged L'arc winner
That's pretty decent I guess
>>540658531thanks pasabro
>>540658553I don't get it
>>540658632Explode
>>540658230Ñoó
>>540658496She's not even much of a protagonist in the game, makween is. Yet another S1 failure overcome with time?
Lost to this in a pub room
>>540658632Fak uFak ur matherFak ur faherFak ur dynasty
>>540658530more like poorfag wagie with big bombs holy shit sign me up for minimum wage
how am i supposed to focus on training my girl when she looks like THIS
>>540658845I kneel
>>540658602>L'arcSpeaking of L'arc. Do any of the nip horses even have a chance this year. Croix du Nord didn't seem all the impressive during the G3 race despite winning it.
>>540658496El Condor Pasa was the strongest among the golden gen but he's American so it's a no go. Same issue with Grass Wonder.El never placed below second in her entire career and won G1s overseas. Until Equinox, El was the worldwide highest rated horse from Japan.
>>540658820
>>540658845I love giving my trainees Super Duper Climax
>>540658884thank god no trainee looks like that
>>540658845SOUL
>>540658884what's wrong trainer-kun, are you pent up? guess it can't be helped
>>540658845>Turf Cshe tried harder than you did for that W, she deserved it
>>540658884Eishinn Flash titsex and cleavagesex!
>>540658680Jojo reference to the part where Polnareff was making hand signals saying "I can see your pantsuu"So in the context of that comic, Grass probably though El was perving on Dober
>>540650367pace chaser is so miserable this CM, there's absolutely not a single accel skill that will proc with their positioning, how can I even cope. Build a worse front/late than everyone else is building?
>>540653154from a guy who tries to do a little of both, i would recommend you to try that too, see a uma who you like and would want to bring to CM then do another meta horse just so you could still guarantee the rewards
>>540659119She still has like what 1k power after right?
>>540658845>be masturbating>be a lone wolf>urara enters the room>the late surger corners me>she become a fighter pulling my pants down>exposes dick>behold thine emperor's divine might>she rubs it over her panties>after she outer swells my cock slips and her pussy streams>after a furious feat i start pumping some iron>i give her a super duper climax worth 1.500.000 cc of semenI need to go to bed
>>540659252you're gambling on hitting a shitton of skill late in the midrace and then carrying the top speed into the spurt
>>540658968Special Week ain't even a JRA hall of fame inductee which is odd for their choices.
>>540659410El Condor was the closest to winning L'arc so that deserves a hall of fame.
>>540659252You can hit El's accel if you build her well enough
post something cute
WHY WON'T INSPIRATIONS LIKE THIS HAPPEN ON ACE RUNS?THIS WASN'T EVEN A GOLD INSPIRATION
>>540658968>>540659473Why did they never send Equinox to L'Arc?
>>540659341Does she watch tmoperao fuck vega like that?
>>540659507
Do you see this Uma? She is sending brainwaves directly into your head. You would be made to believe she is your younger sister and so you will be force to take care of her. She is armed and extremely dangerous please contact the crime stoppers uma hotline shiuld you encounter her!
>>540659252If you want to play pace you need to use characters that have accel in their unique. Curren is probably the best. El can work inlow front lobbies. Mayano can work as a gamble. Ryan is like reverse condor where you want lots of fronts instead of 1 or less.
>>540658953It's their best chance, the Europe line up is also isn't that impressive. If the track stays firm, then they have a good chance since that's the most similar it'll get to JP turf.Their best shot was unironically during Orfevre's first l'Arc. Europe had the strongest line up of umas since Dancing Brave's era but they all skipped l'Arc in favor of trying to take down Frankel.But Stego's retard genes had to kick in and Orfevre threw the fucking freebie. Next year, he had to face the undefeated Treve so it was over.
>>540659607the mares of japan were in desperate need of his cum and couldn't spare time to job in l'arc
>Well, director, on first entering the race, I naturally gave the order to front run. That's my style, director. Seiun Sky activated groundwork and accelerated out of the gate. The other team's Vodka ace had a late start, so my Narita Taishin fell back in good order and took 9th place. I have written to Tazuna to state that Seiun Sky acquitted herself most commendably in discharging both my general orders to participate in the race and my particular order to activate groundwork.>Did any other uma distinguish herself?>Sakura Bakushin O led the mid-race, director. I recommend Bakushin be given her fourth star, director.>And the other team's Vodka?>Vodka dithered, director. She was left behind when we activated tail held high.>This is a report from Aoi Kiryuin which differs somewhat from your account, trainer.>Aoi is merely Meek's trainer, director.>Aoi's coat buttons up tight over a number of other duties, trainer. Aoi reports a number of losses, trainer. She says you first lost your head and instead of building Bakushin as a second ace you built her as a Blockushin and blocked yourself. She says you then lost your nerve and skipped to the end of the race. She says you lost your position and your Seiun Sky ace dropped down to 4th. She says you finally lost your sense of honor and shouted for Bakushin to fall back and try to block Vodka. Aoi leaves the worst to the last. She says you lost the race.>The fault was not mine, director. Narita Taishin must answer!>NARITA TAISHIN ANSWERED WITH 9TH PLACE! AS YOUR BLOCKUSHIN SHOULD HAVE DONE IF SHE HAD ANY SENSE OF HONOR! YOU LOST THE CANCER CUP! YOU DISGRACED US, TRAINER! YOU SHAMED US, TRAINER! YOU WILL ANSWER. Your team is stood down in name. If I wipe the name I may wipe the shame. I am making you a trainer of TT teams, you will retain class 5. This CM is over, so I shall be giving out a fourth star.>To be given to the newly-upgraded Sakura Bakushin O, director?>To be given to the newly-upgraded Vodka, trainer.
>spark groundwork>the stats are shitI'm going straight to B
Goodbye.
>>540659908Do you have autism of some sort? Answer honestly.
>9* groundwork parent>doesn'ty proc>kitasan isn't even in guts time, god knows where the hell shes>get stat so shit at the end of the career my PC froze and diedI swear using rudolf or golshi card has a higher chance of procing groundworking than parents with it
>consistent 3rd in public roomsNot again... I'm not going to win finals.
>>540660009amazing
>>540660009>2 starSad
>>540659908>special week...>I can make you an MC, but I can't KEEP you an MC...
>>540659901>tfw Kitasan Black and Equinox both fucked Almond Eye
>>5406599084chan needs more Sharpe posting
>>540660009
>>540657902NTA but how is your ace runs going turboposter? i'll say my runs were so good im already done with CM3 and can move on to generic parent for CM4
>>540660085
>>540660027
Bakushin should've been protagonist. And also have access to a time machine
>>540660009MONSTER!
>>540659081i need sweet release
>>540660009my ears would die before even one row of this was done how
>double circle>10* groundwork>0 procs on 3 borrowshaha thats okay ill try again tomorrow..
>>540660151wtf i love duramente now>kitasan's reaction is pic related
>>540659732Nice try curren chan
>>540660009>>540660208kek
Now that the dust has settled. WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAIKI SHUTTLE THINKING
>>540659473What made El's l'Arc performance more impressive than the rest was because it took place in one of the worst track conditions in Longchamp. The track was so heavy that it's doubtful that any jp uma runner up after him would have performed as well as he did in that condition.
>>540653861i have a blessed account since start of global in relation to cards even as f2p, so i can get through it with some effort
>>540659120>>540658884my paizuri slave
>>540660446If it's good quality chocolate and, say, a brioche bun, I could see it working. You'd want to lose the sprinkles and chocolate on top, maybe introduce a raspberry syrup to give it some bite.
>>540659368This is the worst I’ve ever read from /uma/
>>540646421>yeah it actually is bad since it training failure rate is based on energy percentage not amountYou've got to be fucking kidding me. Eishin Flash has been screwing me over this entire time. The acupuncture lady has been screwi...well I already knew that.Having extra maximum energy literally changes NOTHING about how often you need to rest to train?!
>>540660446Chocolate and kiwi might be an interesting combination
>>540660446>chocolate>kiwi>fresh cream?I mean that's just your standard Japanese fruit sandwich. The burger bun is a bit weird but if it's brioche or some kind of soft bun it should be plenty edible.
>>540660446i would gobble that up in an instant and then get a big warm breast-filled hug from taiki
>>540660446That sounds like peak gourmet as long as the bun is slightly salty and that thing on the bottom is cream cheese
>>540660252Now to make a hundred more!
>>540646421Good gaslight
>>540660446
>>540660446There's plenty of places in Murica that do the "Ice cream between two Doughnuts" combo so Taiki's creation isn't that unusual.
>>540660732brave trainer good luck!
>>540659908>Know what makes a good Uma, Torena?>Yes, Kiryuin>And what makes a good Uma, Torena?>The ability to run 3 distances in any weather, Aoi.>3 distances?? Happy Meek can run 2 on a Good track...
>>540660767
>>540646421>running oguri bricks runs because she forces a max energy boost on youdamn...
>>540660803would she grow pink armpit hair
>>540660185And whenever Bakushin isn't on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Bakushin?"
Kitasan Black? Who is that? So anyways as I was saying when I was impregnating the shit out of Sugar Heart and...
>>540660915
>>540660828Why can't they make her playable...At least as a freebie
>>540661014
Words don't need to have "Uma" in front of them.
>>540661018Delete this
>>540660928most likely
>>540661093
>>540661014What does these concoctions do?
>>540661123UMAst be horsin' me!
>>540661196all those other desperate girls giving you icky chocolate and cute tradwife taishin makes you curry
>>540658632Good day to be building Seiun parent I guess.
>>540661341yeah but have you considered the marvelous diabetes cake
>>540661123UMAd bro?
Finally got to watch RTTTI'm bawling my eyes outI feel her pain. My best friend as a child died of leukaemia and to this day I wonder how life would be with him still around. Ever since I carry the guilt around thinking maybe I could have done something to help him.
>>540660976How hard? Would you sayDuramente
>>540661341NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO FUCK TAISHIN
>>540661396>yakuza ordered this to be made>expect us not to create porn of itI hate them so much
>>540661449i don't get the taishin test joke
>>540661448
i HATE Kikuka Sho and i hate Kikuka Sho sashes i HATE them
Witgod was right, I'm starting to see more and more pace Els winning rooms
>>540661123>Don't take us lightly>UraraOk
I've spent more time adding stupid stuff to my sheet today than playing the game.
>>540661596You lick her armpits
>>540659908>She says you first lost your head and instead of building Bakushin as a second ace you built her as a Blockushin and blocked yourself
>>540661341UWAAAAAAAAH TAISHIN YOU MAKE SUCH AN ADORABLE WIFE
>>540661596'taishin' is how you say the jap word for earthquake
>>540661449need someone to make an edit of this gif but with taishin and ticket
>>540661713I love adding stupid shit to my sheet and not actually adding the actually runs I've done...
I guess these are the parents I will be using for Taishin. I hate how groundwork didn't show up on Winning Ticket's run, but at least the sparks are decent overall and the affinity is high. Left-handed is so fucking awful to get since Suzuka's card is useless for it.
>>540661402if you don't finish it you don't get to touch marvelous' mavelous
>>540661618
I'm finally done with CM2 parents! That gemini plat will be mine!
>>540661775
>>540661341
Which horse should be umafied next?
>>540661883bruh her eye is a sakura wtf
>>540661952She's fallen for the gift card scam...
>>540661870I'll finish every last drop and I am skinny as fuckBring it on!
>>540661435I also feel her pain; my tulpa keeps ghosting me every few days
So if I understand Blockushin correctlyShe can block front runners AND pasa pace?
Your trainee lacked the Guts to sustain her run towards the end of the race.
>>540661969just kill kaneko and turn his horses into umas
>>540661449>running a Taishin career>she's low on energy>yell out "Taishin rest!" >she gets Night Owl
>>540662134Only frontrunners, pasa can hit her ult on second place just fine
>>540660139I finally got enough HS Juvenile sashes to Max Potential my Hishi Amazon so now I can go back to trying to make a good one for this CM! Also had a decent Vodka run today, but she's still not where I want her to be. Otherwise they've been so so. It's been fun trying to min max to get some crazy aces! Glad to hear that your runs have been so good that you can move onto the next CM preparation, hoping for you to have the best of luck!
>>540662141Oh yeah? She's getting another black eye then.
let's go bananas with umamusume
>>540662134She can’t block Pasa pace because Pasa ult can proc in 2nd place. The only reliable way to keep Pasa from winning is by using stamina debuffers or keeping her out of top 2
>>540662164Oh no. OH NO I laughed
>>540662019nah, she's just loading up her account to whale on project sekai
>>540662181>>540662246So it's not a bad idea to build Blockushin, my own Pasa and a closer?
>>540662141i'd get all up in her guts
>>540662005She's Sakura Haru Urara O
>>540662164
>>540658351>Ticket from Condor right afterwew
>>540662280That's a good lineup, I've seen it a few times in CM rooms
>>540662141
>>540662141>>540662410I'm gonna re-arrange Tazuna's gutssince she's not an uma is cygames okay with drawings of her getting railed in every hole?
>>540662280I'm doing that as my gameplan since I no longer wish to train Grass. If I can get a good enough Fuji in time I might try her.
is the carat calculator that one youtuber made reliable?
>>540658258im rolling with shiraoki bless that i can get her early because i will probably roll without a spark
>really like taishin>don't care for her racing outfit>her alts aren't any betterfug
>>540662280If the front runner don't have enough separation when the final corner ends they'll lose to Pasa or any Late, even if they manage to activate A&S because the Walmart version isn't strong enough to make up for the power difference.
>>540662649Taishin is TWEWYcore
>>540662606If it's that "Henry Handsome Derby" one, then no, I don't think so. It massively over-estimated how many carats I'd have in time for Fuji's banner when I used it a month ago, and then I tried it again last week and it was even worse.
>>540649794dex is usually a dump stat for artists
>2 star ura>1 star wit
Umamusume? A Gold Ship game.
>>540662832that was the one i was talking about, yeah. it's telling me im gonna get 11000 carats between now and october 13th which doesnt seem reasonable
>>540662832Really? I’ve consistently had more carats than it predicted. You sure you didn’t do random 10 pulls?
>>540662791I thought Blockushin only needed power and wit
If Oguri Cap (as in peak) asked you to grab her something from the convenience store on the way over, what would you get?
Mou
