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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Believe (3*)
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
JP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
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BROCKED
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Satono Sex
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>>540664717
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>marked
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>>540664851
What spell is this
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>>540664916
The spell to create little umas after 11-12 months
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I rape the next Uma posted before I head to work.
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>accidentally pressed the rest button
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>>540664832
I will be marrying this girl when her banner drops
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Oh... the game circles lie...
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>>540664930
what a slut
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Tazuna, send this nigga to the bingo wheel.
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>>540664890
>Forgot to spoiler it
lel
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Don't cheat on your dog.
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THE GOAT
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>>540664890
EMBARRASSING
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>>540665000
They don't, the affinity calculator can't calculate G1 races boosting the affinity
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>>540664757
read the shojo manga
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>>540664847
stop posting this. it makes me regret not rolling for taishin
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>>540665000
What do you mean
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>>540665000
race bonus
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imagine losing to a literal 12 year old child who thinks she's a fighter jet
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Dogo rape
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sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsters
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
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>>540664930
Sex with Nice Nature.
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>>540665000
>using special week grandparent for specialweek
bro
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>>540664847
This little boy should give up racing and just keep being cute
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Sniffing trainer's underwear...
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>>540665304
teio...
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>>540665210
Brian should enact some correction
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>>540665210
Mayano and Brian might be the funniest rivalry in the game
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>>540664851
is this IA?
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>>540664790
Ryan's career is DEFINITELY intimidating, especially with those Long races where she has to get Top 3 in but thankfully I've got a couple of 6* Stams to help pump it up while I try to get as many skills and hints as possible through races. Still while parent farming I have dropped a couple of careers but that's simply the luck of the draw. All one can do is pray to Shiraoki-sama for blessed sparks.
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>>540665000
even a single race matching brings you to double
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>>540665210
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Probably gonna have to remake her. She can activate groundwork and every single mid race skill but would still lose the lead to 800+ power Sky/Falco/Bakushin in the final corner, or her lead isn't big enough to create separation from Pasa and other lates even after activating A&S.
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>>540665558
>didn't censor her name
doxxed...
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>>540665558
blockers only need 800 power? that's kind of insane
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>>540665304
*stretches you out nice and pliant*
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>>540665210
is most pathetic getting overpowered and raped by that child
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>>540665038
throat goat
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>>540665117
>>540665074
>>540665119
>>540665261
>>540665549
I see. thanks
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>>540665123
>it will be a couple of years before we can build our uma sex robots in EN
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>>540664757
Vodka game
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Why are you training so hard Torana-san? Don't you know Gold looks better?
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>>540665094
real or doujin? sauce?
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holy shit infinite drip
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>>540665912
that's a weird looking kitasan black
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can you run aoi and tazuna together
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>>540666002
it's the starting gate manga
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Mejiro Maker
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>>540665912
>>540666041
KITASAN BLACK CAN YOU STOP FUCKING AROUND IN YOUR NINJA COSPLAY AND GET YOUR ASS INTO SPEED TRAINING IT'S THE FUCKING SUMMER TIME.
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>>540665912
I can't disappoint danchou
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>>540665210
that child is actually a genius prodigy in addition to being a succubus
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>>540666089
ok many thank, didn't know it was also a manga.
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/uma/ I hate you.
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>>540666039
pussy magnet to be honest
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>>540665912
nin nin, i like to try my best to see my horses win sometimes, its enjoyable when i see then on the finish line with no one in her front
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>>540666039
tfw you will never visit the bakushin museum and buy a bakushin toothbrush
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>>540665957
This only has good pulls
good luck anon
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>>540666458
Rice is asking for it.
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do not sexualize the laisu
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is there an uma that can use these two? I just want to mindlessly grind sparks and these two are currently my only 3 stars
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>>540666248
Anon I love you
>Smooch
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>No terrain S
>No distance S
How is it fait that I get this fucked when I'm having a decent run. What do double circles and 12 red sparks even mean
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>>540666570
here you go
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>>540665957
YEP
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>>540666570
plug them into
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
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>>540666570
>is there an uma that can use these two?
newfag...
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>>540666689
>>540666726
oh wow, should've figured something like this exists. thanks bros
>>540666747
gomen...
i'm a launch player, i'm just retarded
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>>540666662
Even without those that's a Group A finalist tier Grass Wonder right there so what are you complaining about.
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>>540666570
Howdy, Torena-san!
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>>540666696
cute
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>>540666662
What the hell are you complaining about that's a winning horse
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what's the easiest way to make a groundwork parent?
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>>540666837
>>540666883
don't be so sure of that. that grass is lacking furious feat, pump iron, red shift, Mile S, and has less than 400 wit.
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>>540664862
>another Uma's trainer
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>>540666925
Speed Gold Ship or Power Oguri Cap...
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>>540666925
borrow a groundwork parent and use a card that gives you groundwork and pray for the best (2 blue 3 groundwork)
Afterwards you do that another time or two then work on you're Ace
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>>540667018
Someone's gonna end up with a new hole to breath from...
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>>540665261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVDyN7yO9Os
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>>540666997
Nimble Navigator, Updrafters and On You Left are just as good. Nimble Navigator comes with the added bonus of being able to laterally accelerate unlike Furious Feat.
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>>540667027
What she gonna do when I block her vagoo with my tongue?
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upcoming banners you must pull or you'll be unable to reach A finals in CM:
>summer maru
>nice nature wit
>riko and rice
>christmas oguri
>valentine mihono bourbon
>fuku speed
>NTR speed
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>>540667185
>Caring about CM
LOL
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>>540667185
I prefer my strategy of just praying to get shitters
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>>540667185
Guess I'm not reaching Group A in Finals anymore because I only plan to roll the Riko and Rice banner.
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>>540667185
i will be pulling for hishi akebono and fuji kiseki and then waiting for admire vega
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>you get more carats in 2 weeks by doing dailies and being a clas 6 retention gawd than by winning Group A finals
this is communism
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>>540667185
ok i will make it to finals with summer maru and valentine miho bourbon with fuku speed
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>>540667370
You get more carats in two weeks by doing dailies, being a class 6 retention torana and winning Group A Finals than someone who does two weeks of dailies while being a class 6 retention torana and not making it to Group A Finals.
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>>540667185
>>summer maru
kek
>>nice nature wit
for late surger bros, yeah
>>riko and rice
this is the worst gaslight of this thread so far
>>christmas oguri
definitely
>>valentine mihono bourbon
rofl
>>fuku speed
yeah
>>NTR speed
no
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why is this community so problematic?
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>>540666458
Why is she so erotic?
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>>540667185
Oh yeah? Then watch me crush everyone with Eishin Flash's tits!
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NOT pulling for riko/rice banner if you already have lb3+ kita is a big gaslight.
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>>540667589
>>>riko and rice
>this is the worst gaslight of this thread so far
But you need the cards
You can't just borrow either of them.
You have to spend 30k carats for 1LB then end up with a bricked account or a fucked wallet
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>>540667018
No boyfri... trainer stealing allowed in Tracen!
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>>540667359
>this is a sickly uma on her deathbed
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>not just rerolling for riko/rice
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can only choose one more skill
>red shift
>updrafter
>double circle late corner
which one better for grass wonder?
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>>540665786
how fucking long is his dick that her head is all the way up there
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>>540667841
red shift
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>>540667018
This will either end in assassination or in them awkwardly pulling each other's hair and cheeks.
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>>540667841
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/
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>people unironically skipping riko rice
what umatuber caused this gaslight? anyone telling you to skip this banner is going to roll on it, and nobody telling you to skip it has played aoharu without these cards
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I just noticed Suzuka fucking flying in this screenshot
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>>540667841
pump some iron
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>>540667737
>But you need the cards
no i dont kek bet you can't even give me a reason why you need riko. if you want rice just borrow her for sprint/mile and creek for medium/long
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AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FINE MOTION. WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU GIVE ME SPEED STAR. WHY THE FUCK IS THE ONLY GOOD PACE CHASER SKILL ON A WIT CARD THAT ONLY GIVES YOU A "CHANCE" AT GETTING IT WHEN OTHER CARDS GIVES YOU THE GOLD SKILL GUARANTEED. WHO THE HELL SAID THIS WAS A T0 CARD WORTH REROLLING
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>>540667951
Look at her goooooooo
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>>540667939
>what umatuber caused this gaslight?
the same fat fuck who said "don't roll until the kitasan rerun"
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>>540667919
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>>540667951
yeah that run loop is one of the best ones. i like it when seiun does it
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>>540667939
>nobody telling you to skip it has played aoharu without these cards
You mean like this guy? What's next? You're going to shill MLB throne as a must pull or you're bricked? This ain't Kitasan Black, bro.
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you can use the R card riko just fine retards, you guys don't even know why its good, its because of aoharu mechanics
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>>540668181
which ones are not the trap
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>>540667967
riko makes the aoharu gimmick more reliable, same for rice shower and any scenario link character. the more scenario links you have, the less rng you have to worry about because you get stronger teammates joining later instead of weak teammates joining earlier. that matters a ton for consistency when losing a single aoharu race means your ace run is bricked.
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>>540668095
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>>540668235
I learned that R cards are useful trying to get groundwork.
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danchode don't look...
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>>540667967
Actually medium/long uses BOTH.
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>>540667873
>>540667923
thanks, going for double late corner and hesistant front
>>540667962
already got it
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Cafe when?
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>>540667018
Curren should be more careful when taunting a villain
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>>540667619
it got too big worldwide for its own good, now there will always be people shitting against fan service or "gooner bait"
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So am I skipping Riko/Rice for Nice Nature Wit or skipping Nice Nature Wit for Riko/Rice?
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>>540668290
>marked
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>>540668235
And how will you get the mlb R Riko if you are not pulling on the banner?
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>>540668470
if you pull on rice/riko you have a chance of being spooked by NN, but not the other way around
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>>540668483
a random 10 roll doesn't count as rolling / daily rolls if the banner has it (iirc it does)
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>>540668343
That build uses this card actually, the strongest card. You need to MLB it.
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I can't imagine being bricked for 4 months
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>>540668475
WIFEWIFEWIFEWIFEWIFE
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She is quite hot.
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i dont wanna roll on cards again, i want more horses
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I will not roll. I will save for my oshi. I will be happy.
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>someone says riko/rice is a gaslight banner
>all the discord gaslighters comes out of the woodwork suddenly
i'm nyooooticing
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Mejiro Maker
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>>540667939
so you watched henry handsome derby's video as well i see
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I'm not rolling until the kita banner is back. So fucking boring.
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>>540668181
>the same guy who says you don't need super creek and you don't need any stam cards for medium races
KEK yeah keep following this guy's advice surely he's won every CM so far
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>>540668730
is it a good video
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>>540668563
>Amex Business
Nice coupon book, how about you get an actually useful card (ignore the amex plat in the middle)
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i'll be bricked for four months, all right... bricked UP, thinking about Tachyon making me fuck Mayano for her experiments
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>>540668475
Wife Nature
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>>540668554
>just get mlb r riko in 10 puills
okay so we really aren't gonna have a good faith discussion are we?
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>>540668775
>supporting Visa and MasterCard
Ishiggdy.
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>>540668775
How does it feel having money?
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I got commissioned to talk about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObMfccevThc
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>>540667018
I would never betray Rice for some succubus
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>>540668940
>having money
I spend it all on gachas and travel
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People here only like seriru because he's Japanese. If he was not Japanese but saying the same stupid shit, you'd all call him a retard.
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>>540668775
Didn't the Chase Sapphire Reserve get nerfed a couple of months ago
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>>540668773
it makes sense to me but im a globalbab
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All this talk about rolling MLB R Riko made me decide to see if I was able to MLB R Kitasan Black.
I didn't even though I sparked on that banner what the fuck?
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>>540668998
Must be nice.
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>when kitasan came out
>you only need 1 copy
>you get free mlb in half anni

>when riko comes out
>you need mlb or you're bricked!
>there's no free mlb btw
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>>540669017
It did a little bit but their lounges are miles better than the Centurion lounges, and their travel rewards are still pretty good
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>>540668881
you can live without mlb, you literally only want it to block a slot on your initial aoharu team so you can abuse the gimmick later, also the R card is on rate up
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>>540668095
>bigger, saggier tits after having kids
Nice
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>>540668283
>riko makes the aoharu gimmick more reliable, same for rice shower and any scenario link character.
Does it count if I run the literal free stamina Rice Shower.

>>540669002
I don't like the Japanese guy I just really hate the peasants trying to keep their impoverished slums alive.
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>>540669002
i kinda have to agree with this. i've never seen a witmaxxed uma do well on anything above mile races.
>>540669101
you need 1LB ssr riko or MLB r riko. 2LB is nice to have, anything above that is if you want to use her in MANT.
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>>540669269
>what am I supposed to be grabbing here
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>>540669269
S-she's just trying to pay her tuition, right?
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>Nice Nature earned over 600 mil JPY irl
she's sexy AND rich?!
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>>540669278
yes, but the free rice shower is terrible
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>>540667939
We get 100 free pulls on it, so I will just hope to get the Riko R card MLB's since it matches LB1 SSR Riko.
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>>540669101
>People said that LB1 Kitasan was still a S+ tier card
>Has 0 Specialty Priority
I got fucking gaslit
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>>540669324
Probably. Not like she's making any money from winning races.
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>>540669379
No we don't, it's a gaslight. We only get daily free singles, not daily free tenpulls. We only start getting 100 free pulls starting from 1st anni
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>>540669316
your future kid
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>>540669278
yeah but the free rice shower card sucks and gives a useless recovery
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>>540669371
It doesn't rape my carats reserves though
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Wait a minute I didn't even MLB the Satono Diamond card either what the FUCK.
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>>540669379
>We get 100 free pulls on it
there is no way this is true
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At this point I get more daily satisfaction seeing my stash than actually pulling, like some kind of retarded treasure hoarding troll.
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>>540669070
It's because uma on launch was retarded (and for the next few months as well), the R card barely had any rate up lmao, on riko/rice banner the R card is at x3 rate up (a little bit higher actually)
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>>540669101
>>when riko comes out
>>you need mlb or you're bricked!
>>there's no free mlb btw
And reminder this card is only relevant for 4 months btw. Power Rice is the true goal of that banner, not MLB Riko. People shilling for Riko is retarded, it's nice but it's not what you should be aiming for. If you're an F2P, you should be aiming for cards with longevity.
https://youtu.be/Ao_xvKLyytM
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>>540669517
>Just MLB R Riko
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Why does inbreeding work so well?

>>540669473
>>540669534
Oh, someone told me yesterday we did when I was saying I was skipping Summer Maru and the Riko banner...
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Is this grifter the most close to what Taishin is in the community, the potential uma kek
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>>540669534
Unless Cygames wants to be absolutely retarded jews it is true.
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>>540669580
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>literally fighting with Bakushin not to have 800 speed
Good enough for now i guess
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stop posting e-celebs
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>>540669379
idk who told you that we get 100 free pulls on it LMFAO. we get 8 pulls bro...
>>540669493
if you're fine with cope cards then don't pull anything ever.
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stop posting aislops too
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i want MLB riko
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/uma/ is back at it again like usual
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tailjobs
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stop posting misinformation as well
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>>540669593
>its real
sometimes i forget this is an ancient jp gacha so I should expect fgo tier shit at the start of its life
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I must stay awake for my umas...
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for the people skipping riko, please notify me when you queue for CMs during aoharu
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>>540669862
Daiwa would be good at them
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you're still gonna lose to Gold Ship and run to /uma/ to cry about rng lil bro, calm the fuck down
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>>540669628
Won his JP CM with his waifu
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if fuji kiseki had a dick i'd suck it
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rank the mejiros
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>>540669628
he genuinely has 90% (more in the latest CM) winrate with an offmeta waifu pick in JP though
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>>540669949
Sure, metacuck. Bring your triple front runners with SMaru too, I'll show you who's the boss of this gym with my F2P Golshi.
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>>540670051
and?
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>>540670070
Girls don't have dicks.
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>>540669580
>44k
have you just not pulled at all since the Kitasan banner?
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>>540670162
baka transphobe in big 2025
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You were sexually attacked by a hors
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>>540670162
that's why it's a hypothetical, retard
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>>540669580
bwo's favorite video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yPAiLUrqI8&pp=ygULcmVkbnUgcmVydW4%3D
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>>540670202
Perflat...
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>>540669628
I don't get the hate for this guy at all, he clearly doesn't care about playing global but has some crazy results in jp, i trust the advice
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how do I build evil nature?
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>>540670202
her body is so small and she's so flat that it actually feels immoral to be as attracted as i am
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>>540664847
mean angry girl being cute yesss more
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>>540670287
>he clearly doesn't care about playing global
because he lost lmaooooooo
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>>540670294
dont....
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>>540670032
trvthnvke
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>>540669628
Literally no one here knew he existed until his retarded cocksuckers started shilling him in the thread
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>>540670175
Bro is just using the daily carat pack. It gives free carats, not paid ones (aside from the initial 500).
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>>540670345
I thought taishin loved aquatic life, she wouldn't eat it
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>>540670287
>he clearly doesn't care about playing global
you trust someone who doesn't care about the server you're playing on? you're retarded kek
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>>540670051
Rainbow man says that global is much harder than JP; So Global wins matter more than JP wins.

>>540669628
My Taishin won both Gemini and Taurus though.
https://files.catbox.moe/ekbiit.mp4
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>>540670345
Why are they eating seafood boil what sisterfucker made this
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post em
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When you're brocked, you're brocked.
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>>540670397
Take that up with the fan artists
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Do we get anything for christmas? Will it even be called christmas?
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just pull a couple extra shifts to pay off the rice pulls jesus you guys are pathetic
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>>540666039
incredible, want everything in this picture
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>>540670498
>47k carats
how? do you not ever 10 pull randomly?
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>>540670621
that would require having a job
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>>540666060
Yes. I wouldn't advise it unless you're doing a weird parent/GP run and somehow only need to farm hints off 4 cards
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>>540670498
About to do my last Ryan parent run of the day! Hoping for big results!
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Mambo
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>>540670621
I'm salaried I can't get extra shifts
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>>540670546
Expect minor gibs and a christmas tree+christmas music in the lobby.
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>>540670546
>food served inside her shoes
Uhhhhhh
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>>540670175
I only did daily pulls since Kitasan. I initially saved up for Seiun but I got her with a daily pull. Same with Taishin and Wedding Mayano.
I expect Doto and Flash to rape my reserve though, so hopefully I can still get the same luck with daily pull.
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>>540670546
Rice's yellow ice...
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>>540670546
happy holidays!
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>>540670498
>>540670665
Wish I had that self control, thankfully nothing to pull on until uhhhhh next month?
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Does Rice have a higher chance of hitting sleep deprived? I swear to god I am always getting it with er.
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>>540670621
I haven't got a real job. I can barely afford 10grams of marijuana every 2 - 3 weeks.
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>Uma clearly says manbo
>everyone thinks she's saying mambo
That's racist you know.
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>>540670693
oooohhhh big man has a real job. fuck you
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>>540670546
what did she mean by this
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>>540670875
It's her chest
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>>540670546
You know, maybe I should post the director more often...
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>>540670621
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>>540670691
https://youtu.be/z3vkqQrj2Qc
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idk who told you retards we're getting 100 free rolls on Riko but surely you're not gullible enough to still pull even when the banner drops and there's no free rolls... right?
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you should not be playing this game if you don't have at least 6 figures saved
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>>540670546
>Diamond advertising the playstation
DIAMOND NOOOOOOOOOOO
REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID TO THE DREAMCAST
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>>540670621
I'm not a shift worker.
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I'm gonna limit break Riko's ningen pussy
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>>540670546
>Rice just gives you a bowl of unseasoned white rice
Better than the shoe-seasoned soup I guess...
>>540670918
Bet there's just 10 Air Shakurs in there
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i'm starting to realize that most people here skipping riko/rice are probably doing it because they can't stop themselves from doing random 10 pulls every new banner
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>>540670973
ill probably pull until I get an SSR and stop no matter what it is
that's what i did on seiun sky and hishi amazon
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>>540670805
I wouldn't really say I have self control, I'm just...kind of a little tiny bit lucky as some would say.
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I have MLB Super Creek to get stamina
Why the fuck would I need Riko for?
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>>540671075
Why does Nice Nature always look like this, it's unlocking something within me.
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>>540670691
everyone must meet their quota
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Are "trainer dorms" a thing canonically, or is that something invented by fanartists?
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>>540669002
Nobody even listens to that retard, I've never seen randoms in CMs use strats he shilled, like the Matikane blocker in CM2. Gaslighters and baiters here just found the biggest retard that also has some cred as a JP vet and decided to shill him. He's an absolute joke to everybody that plays this game.
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there are people here who skipped kitasan's banner for her rerun in january. why would i trust anybody here saying to skip a banner?
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you guys think this is enough stamina for her to not die
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>>540670546
Is she making me eat from her used boots?
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>>540670991
kek
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>>540671045
That's 100 rainbow cleats! That means 50 SSR King Halos I can turn into golden cleats!
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>>540671178
Uh...what is unlocking within you...?
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>>540669002
i played against 3 witmaxxed tachyons with like 20 white recoveries in gemini cup and they came 8th or 9th each time.
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>>540671291
Who are these two umas? Never seen them before.
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>>540671291
MOOOOOODS!
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>>540671242
no one will bring debuffs, you'll be fine with corner cutting
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>>540671242
struggling for air the moment you hit a lobby with a single debuffer desuwa
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>>540671446
can a blockushin with just flustered front kill this falcon?
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>>540671326
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I'm skipping the Kitasan Black rerun in January!
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>>540671291
Why did you post this!? You are gonna get us all killed! Oh no. They are here alre
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>>540669002
I thought the witgame meme was only for newfags who couldn't pass URA finale. Did he also recommend the build on CMs?
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>>540671291
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One day I will complete a bingo card without getting to spin 26+...
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>>540671508
see
>>540668753
in his pulling guide he recommends against super creek and also says stamina cards aren't needed unless it's Long, in which case the free mejiro SSR and manhattan cafe SR are enough.
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Matikanefukukitaru.
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>>540671446
that's what I'm thinking but also she's probably strong enough at taking and keeping the lead until she runs out of stam so even if she dies at the end she'll at least fuck over the other fronts and my other horses can win
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>>540671713
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>>540671508
No, he tells you not to do that shit in CM. People here are just illiterate and don't play the game.

>>540668753 for example, apparently doesn't even recognize the UI for TT.
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>>540669002
wow you mean the guy who recommended rerolling your account for fukukitaru wit SR instead of super creek or fine motion is actually a retard? who could have guessed?
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What's the next gem buff again? I forgot.
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>>540670546
>mfw I will never have a woman that would gift me a PS5 and an RTX 4090..
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>Retention rate is at 483k now
>The chances of it going above 487k is now a possibility
>BARELY managed to get 486k
BWEEEEEEEEEH WHY ARE PEOPLE TRYHARDING NOW?
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>>540671880
>mfw I will never have a woman
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is this parent shit even important? i'm looking at Sangu's Cancer CM guide and I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at
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>>540671973
It's not people tryharding. It's the game losing players. Class 6 retention started higher, and got lower and lower as people started reaching it but now not as many people are bothering to get there every week.
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>>540670875
she was the receiver didn't you see the rest of the vid?
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Hory shet
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I don't think Narita got the instruction that she's a pace-chaser
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>>540671729
matikanefukukitaru is super cool~
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>>540670546
i thought this was possibly actual in-game footage until fine motion
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>>540672081
yeah because you often or need skills that are on shitty cards you won't want in your deck and need to breed them into your parents. Or you can just play late surgers
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you have to cum 3 times when having sex with Nature to keep the joke going
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>>540672126
holy shit congrats anon
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the steam charts are looking grim. rewards increase wasn't enough to save this game...
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>>540672081
>I'm looking at sloptuber marching orders-
stop
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>>540672126
I'll bless you with capped speed
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>>540669580
keep paid carats for when a banner you want starts
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>>540664757
HOLY FUCK WTF IS THIS AFTER LOSING ARIMA KINEN
Does this affect team trials / cm?
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>>540672332
I think we're still shedding people from the streamer bump where they all played it because haha funny waifu japan game so reactable

NL excepted, I hear he's still genuinely on the grind off-stream
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>>540672486
You can't roll the daily 50 gems with free carats.
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>>540672348
where else am i supposed to figure out what to do
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>>540672579
Had one of those on my trials uma
Yes it does,get rid of it.
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>>540672579
No. a G1 is a g1
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Is this card any good
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who's got the agnes tachyon chibi surprised face
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>>540672701
No
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Is anyone inheriting McQueen unique onto their Front/Blocker? How is it working out?
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If Spe is the MC how come they haven't done a serious anime of the Golden Generation in CG style?
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>>540672709
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>>540672332
EoS in 6 months.
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>>540672579
yes
>>540672681
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=200311
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>>540672778
theyll announce umamusume 2 at EoS celebration
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>>540672701
Its great, free 40 cleats
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>>540672776
Thanks, ily
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>>540672701
It's fucking abysmal dogshit. No Specialty Bonus no race bonus no training bonus you might as well use an R Speed card.
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>>540672845
I LOVE KOREAN WOMEN
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>>540672332
Good. Maybe they'll increase the rewards even further.
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>>540672332
Main playerbase is still mobile, right? I wouldn't worry about it
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Waiting for when they increase daily borrows. It sucks
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>>540672126
Fuck she's dumb as a sack of bricks
>>540672484
Thank you Shiraoki-sama
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>>540672701
No, even by welfare card standards, it's extremely bad.
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>>540670691
Mambo.
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>>540673102
Post Deck
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>>540672701
40 cleats or .2% TT score bonus, whichever is more important to you.
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>>540673102
>450 wit
Aside from no track aptutude you more or less nailed a front liner.
How you gonna activate tails though
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>>540672320
my cute brother
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Time for retirement old hag
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>>540673147
I spent a bit
>>540673234
Pray front straights activates at the right time
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NPC Bakushin build

Guess the sparks
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>>540672997
Nice bulge.
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>>540672905
>>540673107
>>540673202
A day ago we had anons trying to justify its good because "ITS FREE"

Good riddance.
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any upcoming must pull for END chads?
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>>540673423
2* Wit 2* Pace
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Well?
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>>540673509
I don't get it
I have an 8 year age gap with my gf, she's still in uni
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>>540673601
>shes in uni
Go away hag lover
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>>540673601
>dating a retard zoomer
lol
lmao
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My team?
Auto select
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>dating
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>>540673496
HishiAma's SSR. It has gold spurt
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>loving someone
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Is it just me or Spe-chan kind of low-key a baddie?
You kind of write her off due to her cutesy style and goofy demeanor, but sometimes in the right angle, or the right pose, you suddenly notice her. Then you shake it off and go about your day. But the fact is that you did notice her for a moment. And then it happens again. And then you try to figure out what made her appealing in that moment. Same thing happens with Gold Ship sometimes.
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What's the percentage chance that Etsuko gives you the mood up after an optional race?
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>>540673601
look at this boomer
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>>540673825
go to bed suzuka
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>>540670546
>satono will never force you to 100% the sonic generations games in order to leave the rape dungeon
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did I just waste a bunch of friend points?
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>>540673695
The last member of my Taurus Cup team was auto-selected being my TT Medium Teio

she won more races than my Taishin...
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>>540673512
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thank you neicha I would love to

I genuinely forgot until I saw this
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What the fuck is this bullshit why did the game cuck me out of a win what did I do wrong
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>>540673825
Stop being thirsty, Grass.
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>>540674071
next week is my bday, should I farm for all the lines?
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>>540674109
How much did you lose by?
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300 careers and still no power/stamina 3*...
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>>540674003
>he bricked himself
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>>540673750
is that one that the timeline says comes out in 2027? any other good end closer support cards coming out before then?
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>>540674071
Happy bday anon
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>spoiler
Bro... Happy Birthday
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>>540674128
Shut up Digi-chan
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>>540668264
The bottom one is the trap because it was an "aoharu" banner launched a week before MANT, making it absolute useless.

I have no idea why anons are distorting information from Seriru
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haha 3* wit!
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>>540674178
Like a fucking neck
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>>540674071
Happy birthday, umadacchi!
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>>540674003
when tHE FUARK is the guts buff anyway people just talk about it like it's happening SOON TM
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>>540673825
you can only dominate her after you win, El
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>>540672314
it's the only joke she likes
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>>540673601
>anon outs his gf as a pedo
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>>540674003
No. It's one of the best welfare cards and friend points are a useless resource.
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>>540674283
eh tachyon?
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>>540672314
The 3rd place joke doesn't make sense like that. The only way it make sense is to have her as side during a 3p or have her cucked
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>>540674475
last time I accept her choco
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>>540674364
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which uma would threaten to out Trainer as a pedo if he doesn't date her
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>>540673601
Did you date her while you where in high school?
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How do I get all the event rewards? Do I spam careers with the bonus cards or just do regular runs?
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>>540674753
Teio 100%.
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>>540674753
Mayano.
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>>540674710
My fuurendo
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>>540674753
All the fillies
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>>540673825
>Same thing happens with Gold Ship sometimes.
my eyes were glued to her any time she was on screen
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>>540674753
Curren
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>>540674753
>:3
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>>540674790
If you're active into CM3 you probably already breezing through it by now with parent runs. If you don't care about CM then just spam it with bonus cards
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how do i explain to my trainee why i had deepfakes of her on my work laptop?
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>>540674475
Why is Natie like this...
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Anyone else have a hearty chuckle every time they add a whale OFF-rate card that hasn't logged in in days? Wew.
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>wins
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>>540675047
I follow a guy with an MLB Fine Motion card with a bio of "saving for seiun sky", last online 49 days ago
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>>540674949
Why your trainee has your laptop?
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>>540675071
*rapes u*
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Mejiro Ryan.
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>tfw golshi won't stop calling you mcqueef...
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>>540675137
stop asking questions
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just failed a +87 speed 30% and got -10 all stats and bad mood right before a 30k fans race.
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>>540675283
That's what you get for being greedy.
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>>540674217
>any other good end closer support cards coming out before then?
Sweep SSR. It can give you spurt in an event, and it still holds the highest speed friendship bonus in JP.
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AHHH
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>>540675283
Classic or senior year?
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It's funny how Opera O's trainer is just as retarded as Ope herself. Telling the sky to stop raining and now this.
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Man the JP tweets I read were right the story for this event is really low-rent

A couple decent gags, but that's all it really has going for it
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>>540675379
sure, but no gauge and no training effectiveness is really bad
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Wait Mejiro Ryan's casual outfit is kind of horrendous, who dressed this woman.
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>>540675283
anything 20 or over is high risk with 30% chance of worst event. I was surprised being blue can still be a high risk
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>>540675379
>The spurt event is 1/3
>Meaning you can randomly get it during your runs even if you don't use her
That's taking gambling to another level.
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>>540675402
japan cup classic year
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>>540675545
The pants are stupid. I reckon if it was just a longer dress it would look kinda decent.
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QoL status?
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>>540675548
Nice says this when I'm on my final spurt.
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>>540675654
increased carats from dailies and TT
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>>540675503
Good thing she can give you charming then.
>no training effectiveness is really bad
You're acting like Sweep is the only speed card in your deck.
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>>540665024
>threatened her trainer that she'd immediately crash out publicly about it, quit racing and become a nun if her trainer trains another uma
insane
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Wait, Smart Falcon is actually good on next CM even though she's a dirt uma?
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>>540675548
Unprotected sex with Natie wearing her cheerleader uniform
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>>540673330
I am going to RAPE super creek
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>>540675283
I failed 2 10%s before debut (=awful) in a borrow baku. I abandoned.
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>>540675823
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>>540675545
the result of a woman who wants to dress cute but is embarrassed and bad at it
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>Train Uma to be the purest of Late Surgers
>Stuff her body full of late surger skill goodness
>3* Pace Chaser Spark
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EI EI MUN
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>>540675468
Golshi is literally carrying this thing on her back
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>>540675952
Erotic...
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>>540674525
took me a second to get this one
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>>540675952
W-I-F-E
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>>540675981
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>>540675778
trainining effectiveness is arguably the best skill to have. It affects all stats. Friendship is rainbows
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>>540675972
sex with manhattan cafe...
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>>540674071
Same, I forget about mine and only remember through other people
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>>540676049
I was waiting all thread for this, thanks
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>>540676049
what does this even translate to
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>recommended cards for Nice Nature
This site is having a giggle isn't it
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>>540676002
with the power of an uma's jaw, nature could probably bite clean through YOU anon. doesn't that make it even more ero?
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>>540675468
All the events have shit story. The good writers are used for the main story and the carrer mode
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>MLB Biko Pegasus has 20 training effectiveness
Why does no one talk about it? I feel robbed.
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>>540676178
it doesn't :)
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>>540676185
She wouldn't do that...
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>>540675905
You will approach her, everything will go black and when you regain consciousness, you'll be in a stroller with a pacifier in your mouth.

If this isn't your fetish, tread carefully.
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Kitasan SEX
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>>540676246
Of course not, no, but it's, you know, because of the implication
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>>540675787
What does being a nun even suppose to mean?
Can anyone religious enough care to explain?
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>>540676056
You're retarded, kek
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>>540676223
what are you talking about? everyone with MLB Kita and Creek always borrow MLB Biko
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>>540676372
what a scathing retort, clearly you understand cards (you don't )
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>>540676223
Bakushin is a better card overall
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>>540676374
Transexo...
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>>540676181
anyone who ever tells you to have less than 3 speed cards in any situation for this scenario is trying to gimp you intentionally IMO
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>>540676518
an uma with 30% speed bonus can get away with it
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>>540676186
the first year ones are kind of basic but they do get better too. of course your enjoyment depends on if you like the characters in it.
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>>540676368
It means she got raped
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E+ stam is acceptable for a mile CM right
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>>540675468
It'd be much to have all the events be like Nice Nature's career, as long as it's fun, that's all I really need for something that runs for two weeks. Racing Hearts was fun even though it's a predictable "Everyone wins!" story, Uma Quest has Grass Wonder get big and destroy a castle and soothe Golshi's neck, at least it was weird.
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can you be happy... FOR A FUCKING MINUTE!
holy shit grass wonder you cant even sleep right.
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when can I pull this gremlin
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>>540676561
I read all the events so far in the jp server and not a single one, at least for me, is better than the main story
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>>540676680
I want this gremlin to pull me.
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>>540676307
they are NOT this big
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>>540676307
>acts like a dog
>isn't treated as one like chiyono or durandal
?
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TRANScend really became a woman huh...
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>>540676307
nice set of pipes
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>>540676621
I don't mind a lighthearted story, but this is leaning way too hard on references, and there's some really lazy bits (the director fiat timeskip) that just kind of make you roll your eyes.

Golshi basically carries this event's cutscenes 80-90% imo, VA is fantastic
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>>540676680
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Mejiro Maker
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>>540676889
THAT'S TOO DAMN LONG
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>>540676648
put on some fucking clothes
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real shit golshi you and me are on the save wavelengths here
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>>540677008
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>>540676374
>>540676494
my bro...
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Does Happy Meek show up in any other Scenarios besides URA and Grandmasters?
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>>540676867
My only complaint is they have King Halo with her awesome card design and make her even more of a jobber.
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>>540677069
Both Currens are succubus
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>>540676715
i didn't say they were better than the main story
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>>540677173
>3rd. place
WHAT
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>>540677173
Who the semen demon on third?
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>>540676518
Blockushin
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>>540677278
Good
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>>540677294
>>540677336
Darley Arabian, one of the 3 bosses in the finals of GM.
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OH MY GLOB
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>>540677507
Wife
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>>540677606
>>540677507
I think spe's daughter has the cutest voice of the game
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>>540677069
Sex
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>>540677058
UMI DA
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Nice Nature.
Don't mind me. It's just very pleasant to say out loud.

Nice Nature.
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I have made way too many late surger gamblers over front runners, even though I should at least make one that could act as a blocker
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Hope status?
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>>540677775
I will breed this otaku
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>>540677058
urara...
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>>540677932
Stop what
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>>540677842
>End
???
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>>540677842
>End F selected
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>first failed training before debut
>Don't over do it!!!!!
????????????
I SWEAR THIS FUCKING SHIT GAME
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>>540677775
SEX
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fuck off with your fucking AI spam already
there's a billion pieces of uma art in existence, stop spamming the thread day in and day out with trash that you generated
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Turns out you can't get sixth place for Pumping if 7 of the Umas in the room are front runners
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>>540677767
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>>540677367
I don't know why, but the hair design that Palmer and Dantsu Flame have where they have their bangs swept to the left but still have their bangs down the middle to the right just hits right with me.
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>>540677975
It all started with a kiss and ended like this
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>>540678072
Post them
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>>540678093
Reassuringly tell her that sex with her is the third best.
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Makweeen
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Café with Cafe
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We know most umas love each other
Are there any umas who hate each other?
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>>540678080
>>540678217
>>540678172
Opera love
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>>540678072
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>>540678218
them
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>>540678359
golshi hates jordan and feno and they hate her as well
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>>540678359
Still in Love and Ramonu
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>>540677975
You broke the ceasefire at the pillow war
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>>540678359
Cafe hates Tachy but Tachy loves Cafe
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>>540678375
kek
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>>540678017
>>540678027
Okay this time it will work
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holy cute
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>>540678573
shikoshiko windy...
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>>540678506
Cafe loves Tachyon's trainer
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>>540678662
This is NTR
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Seeking The Pearl might easily be the ugliest hag this game has produced
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>>540678756
No that's cafe.
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>>540678756
Nigger Tachyon Retard
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>cafe schizo showed up
rip thread
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>>540678542
Surely! Go ahead champ!
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>>540678756
No, this is
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>>540678756
Have you mixed up your Umas anon? That's clearly Manhattan Cafe
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>>540678771
Is her name a cunnilingus joke?
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I fucking knew it this would happen on a fucking Urara run
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>seiun sky ace run
>3 different mood down events in the first year
>1 failed training on a 15%
>night owl on the second rest
>lose the DAAAAHHHBYYYYY for the first time ever with sky
>still have to play it out because I shelled out for a guest parent

The mind is burning, ideas are burning, mind-consciousness is burning, mind-contact is burning, also whatever is felt as pleasant or painful or neither-painful-nor-pleasant that arises with mind-contact for its indispensable condition, that too is burning.
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>>540678093
catbox the full
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>>540678992
no, her sire is Seeking the Gold
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>>540679101
no
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>>540678791
dumb hors
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!!!! WHOA, HORSEY.

Mihono Bourbon, was it?
I...should pay more attention to this horse from now on, I should!
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>>540678791
>marked
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>>540679137
:(
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Is coffee good for you?
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>>540679189
Holy fuck that sag
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>>540679035
It's not bad, Urara's ultimate skill is pretty useless anyway
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>>540679254
If your drink it moderately
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>>540679189
This looks like an edit. No way she's that stacked
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>>540679313
But her compatibility is almost non-existent with everyone one
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>>540679189
whiskey's sweaty cyborg titties...
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>>540679189
You should
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>>540679468
This is rape
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>>540679585
my cute adoptive doggo!
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>>540679362
09:07 Episode 6 Season 2 Pretty Derby
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>>540679189
she has her ass hanging out in her race outfit, you can see her cheeks when using portrait mode during races sometimes.
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>>540679541
I'd die for this boy
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>>540679487
I will clean my wife
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>>540664757
ASS
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>>540679101
sorry I was taking a shit here you go https://files.catbox.moe/pwcnac.jpg
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>>540679705
>not taking her ear protection off
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>>540679691
onahole
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>>540679254
with milk and sugar yeah
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>Weekend night in my country
>Game still not hitting 20k players
What went so wrong?
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>>540679545
But I consent
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>>540679189
God DAMN
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>>540679254
maybe
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>>540679189
I'm praying to get her when I roll on Summer Maru
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>>540679821
Everyone is at comic con
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>>540679676
god look at how HOT that boy is!
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>>540679821
What did you expect? The game is brutal.
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>>540677173
she shows up in DYA too
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>>540679859
>deshydration
Damn...
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>>540679985
>everyone is fucking the uma cosplayers
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>>540680050
I would gladly fuck an uma crossplayer.
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>>540680097
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one more week until oguri FAT comes back
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>>540679997
dats a PFERD
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left or right?
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>>540680125
Suzuka love
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>>540680131
>crossplayer
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>>540679821
>>Weekend night in my country
>11:00 GMT+8
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>>540670808
There shouldn't be anything special about her, but she tends to randomly lose or slow down for me too.
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>>540679835
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>>540680223
why would you ever pick right
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>>540680131
>crossplayer
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>>540680160
more like Oguri WASHED
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how am i supposed to focus on training her when she looks like THIS
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>>540672639
ok cool, he should still keep paid carats for when a banner he wants starts
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>>540680249
hory sheeeeeeeet that finish
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>>540680213
What?
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>>540680310
Just imagine she has a small cock, and you'll be fine.
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>>540680240
holy shit, I didn't even notice that
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>>540680240
>
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>>540680272
she has more consistent mid race velocity skills
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Which uma can be crossplayed and be the cutest?
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Why does Teio ultimate suck so much
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>>540680310
You might have to fap before every run in order to focus. She's criminally sexy.
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>>540680445
as a genuine texan, mine looks like this
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>>540680310
she only wears that when racing she's in the track suit during training though...
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>>540680445
Must be a fault on steamdb setting your charts to the wrong timezone, could happen to anyone
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>>540680445
>the brightest minds are in Texas
check the original screenshot again chief
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>>540680310
Just fuck and let all the stress out
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>>540680570
cute cursor, where'd you get it from?
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>>540680348
>he isnt in the know
anyon...
>>540680310
you jerk off, the ngo back to the job
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>>540680535
because you call it an ultimate you stupid arenaslop westoid gamer
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>>540680445
You still used a seanigger screenshot
So either you are a seanigger
Or you are so lazy you got a screenshot from someone else
Either way, you are a faggot
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>>540680605
I'm moreso refuting the dexter posting and backing up the original poster that it is indeed a weekend night in the States
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>>540680131
I'm dressed like Mejiro Ardan right now but I only top, sorry.
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>>540680617
https://ko-fi.com/pixloen/shop
all free btw
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>>540680223
left hits both the secret stat checks, right hits neither
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>>540680598
Unless someone explicitly changed their desktop time, harden firefox forks should have this time.
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>>540680445
By the way it's really easy to spoof an image like that, just thought I'd let you know.
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>>540680754
gentle wife
gentle trainer
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>>540680930
just got off work AMA
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>>540681001
How many penguins are there in antarctica
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>>540681001
How many penguins did you fuck today?
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>>540680249
Does the player autowin in case of a draw? Looks like a deadheat to me, or yellow boy should've won.
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>>540681056
>marked?
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>>540680930
Gumshoe why the fuck are you in uma general when Edge has been looking for you?
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>>540680736
Cute!
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>>540681107
271,000
>>540681109
I'm saving myself for my AI girlfriend in 10 years
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brehs...
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>>540681215
>>540680736
forgot image
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>>540681262
How tasty is american milk?
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>>540681001
Must such since you're an unskilled laborer staging the area for the scientists to arrive next month
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>>540681262
>aislop
not my taiki
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>>540681262
too big
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I'm a simple man
I see big tits, I pull
Which means all my next few CM results will be awful, but at least I might get nice 3d horses
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>>540681262
>That pit
Holy fuck!
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>>540681056
I NEED the Teio sex doujins where trainer mating presses the yan out of Teio
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>>540681262
SEXOOO
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why is there so much AIspam in this general
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>>540681335
So much so their own government created a surplus so huge they have a secret cheese cave
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I love massive uma boobs. Can an uma really be said to be the best ever if they can't win the biggest races with the biggest rack?
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>>540681379
The fucking mcpickle pounder over here.
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>>540681437
Cause you keep crying over it
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>>540681379
i dont like the bounciness of the animation
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If /uma/ managed to not talk about sex, reference sex or say sex for the next 50 posts, I will bless your next single roll to be a SSR
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>>540681505
Horses can tell shoe sounds apart. It is Manhattan's fault for hyping herself up.
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all of today's runs were a disaster, the borrowed ones doubly so
it's over
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>>540681379
So that's where the Taiki/Grass burger picture comes from. Is there a full video?
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>>540681585
sex
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>>540681585
Lick that pit clean and then fuck it... Urara is a slut!
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>>540681570
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>>540681669
In 11 hours you'll have a new day to try again! Don't lose heart!
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>>540681680
this IS the full video, idiot.
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>>540680682
>it is a weekend night in the states which means the original poster's screenshot which is dated in the other half/not during a weekend night/not in the states is a weekend night
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>>540681379
this feels like porn animation...
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>>540681570
That's not going to go very far in a game with girls running in high heels, constant upskirts, and cleavage windows everywhere.
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>>540681925
Cuz he's a porn animator.
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>>540664757
The mogged and the mogger
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>>540681759
>>540681937
I CURSE EVERYONES NEXT 100 PULLS TO NOT CONTAIN A SINGLE SSR AND ALWAYS BE MINIMUM ROLLS OF 9 R 1 SR (Dupe)
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>>540680310
God, I hope I pull her in November...
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>>540682095
>1 SR (Dupe)
Thanks for the MLB King Halo bwo
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>>540681759
Double NTR since he belongs to Suzuka
Unless Spica is actually a harem
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>>540682095
That's not necessary, that already happens to me
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>>540682006
what is this P2 vodka
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>>540680310
>>540682139
I hope I can pull out in November...
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>I CURSE
No.
I don't think you will.
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>>540682095
My next 100 rolls are all gonna be on uma banners. Your curse does nothing lmao get fucked
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>>540682095
I will lewd Rice tonight
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>>540682095
Rice would never do that
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>>540682208
Just give her more children than even Screek can handle.
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do i pull for fuji or white woman horse next month
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>>540682218
All praise shiraoki-sama!
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steamrolling G1s with Oguri is very fun
too bad about the 1 stars tho
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>>540682095
Just for that im not gonna share my lewd twin turbo image.
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>>540682218
I hope they do some extra character chapters one day
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>>540682296
i love this zoomer so fucking much
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>>540682208
lol
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>>540682342
Is it lewder than this?
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Did we really need an anti lewd uma?
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Uma for this feeling?
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>>540682396
You afraid of feminine parts little cuck?
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>>540682095
Don't fall for the fake Laisu. The real one wants to bring happiness to everyone.
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22700018, bring 3 umas!!!
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>>540682342
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>>540682394
umacel...
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>>540682379
Brother, its explicitly lewd.
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Trainer...?
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>>540682423
Super Creek
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>>540682394
>Dense trainer and umacel
Worst combination possible
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>>540682394
Falco....no....
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>>540682502
GUH. I will now buy Sega games
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there is no way people take seriru seriously right? for cancer cup hes literally recommending putting groundwork and seiun ult on pace chasers and hoping there are no front runners
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>>540682502
Kinda slutty for an uma...
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>>540682589
>block your front
now what genius?
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>>540682502
Pls Dia stop, I can't cum anymore today...
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>>540682589
It's a good way to filter out the retards who didn't listen to the first 10 seconds of the video
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*gives you max hint levels*
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>>540682342
>>540682480
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>>540682647
>trolling your own seiun ult
yup thats a seriru watcher alright
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i thought front pasa is the strongest uma for cm3 but front pasa lost to umadol on every cm3 lobbies i went
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>>540682502
What? Did your bra shrink in the wash? Learn how to wash your clothes properly already.

And where's your friend Kitasex? I'm horny.
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>>540682561
That sounds like the plot of a fotm romcom anime that will last 3 seasons and have 0 good reviews
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>>540682794
Selling her photos to "fans"
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>>540682752
falco is the best front runner to beat other front runners
el is the best front runner to beat non-front runners
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>>540682801
Teio's girlfriend looks like this?
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>>540682850
Then Falco should be built like any other front runner, or like a front blocker?
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>>540682674
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>>540682879
Sorry but Teio and Mcqueen both belong to me
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>>540682934
We know Rudolf, don't have to brag
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>>540682980
I'm not Rudolf
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>>540682502
Dia...sex NOW
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>>540683058
You're right, I am.
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>>540683094
but i'm already tracer
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>>540683094
You are not an uma neither a woman
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>Max limit of image replies has been reached.
Nooooo my slutty Dia image...
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>>540683094
I want to train you
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>>540683150
>nooo my generic gooner garbage that#s already been posted 20 billion times
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>>540683195
Yeah, got a problem?!
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diasex has more value than most posts on this board-nay, on 4chan as a whole
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>>540683195
Dont worry anon, you can post your yuri shit next thread
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>>540683195
>unironically using gooner
discord is the other way, retard
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be nice
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>>540683291
fuck you slop spammer
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>>540683286
>getting mad over gooner
reddit is that way buddy
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>>540683195
Not your safe space yuritroonie
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>>540682589
His main issue is underestimate Global players, he probably thinks most people will not build Fronts because of the grind
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>>540683094
You're too old to be posting on 4chan
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>>540683286
Leave the tranny alone T.T
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>>540683373
He underestimates the unadulterated autism of western whales
Unlike asian whales, they have free time to waste
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>>540683423
>Money + free time
A truly dangerous combination.
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>>540683482
Some whales earn barely above minimum wage. They just have really low self control
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>>540683609
must be an exhausting life to live with such low willpower. Born to suffer physically and exploited mentally by people infinitely richer than you
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Is competitive spirit a good skill for cancer cup?
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>>540683685
for fronts? yeah, especially if you're doing double/triple front
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>images limit
bread...
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>>540683685
thats a terrible sill for every cm
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>my blockushin blocks your fronts
>your fronts don't overtake on the final corner because they are not designed for that
>my pace chaser El starts overtaking because she is designed for that
>she is now in 2 and activates plancha
>now she is 1 and in the right spot A&S
>she rockets all the way to the end
I don't see a problem with Seriru, you just failed to grasp the strategy
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fresh bread?
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>>540683609
That explains their desire to "prove" they're better than other players... Poor piggies.
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>>540683373
No, he's underestimating our retardation. You're going to see a lot of extremely shit fronts with no groundwork this CM because they heard it was meta and never bothered looking up how to even make it work just like how last CM had a lot of front Uraras and Taishin in the same team for some reason.
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>>540683798
show your el
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Image of Rice shower going CHOWA
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>>540682589
It's just 1 out of 3 builds he mentioned. Do you really need a video to tell you how to build groundwork and late/end?
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Is El Condor's unique skill good on a front runner?
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>>540683685
i bring 3 fronts and most of the time my DaiSca procs it
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>>540683798
>my falco is faster than his blockushin
>his el is at third
>my taishin destroys him
Please spread your word so I can have free wins
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>>540683984
yea, except only if it's El being turned into a front. Hers and daisca are good, but gets giga cucked if you inherit
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>you are banned from making new threads
somebody bake please
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>>540683884
nah that sort of shit happened in every other region too. do you think global is the only region with casual players?
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>>540684029
this never happened desu wa
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>>540683685
maybe if the cm was literally this week but now rooms these days seem to have more lates than fronts.
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From what I experience, you need more than 601-301 to account for getting rushed, if you don't you're just gonna die...
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I'm feeling the burn out man. I can't even max out the event points.
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>>540683685
If you’re running 3 umas of the same style like 3 front or 3 late maybe. Even then it’s probably not gonna proc most of the time.
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ikr, i still have 2 daily borrow today and don't feel like playing, no good banners to pull on doesn't help either
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>>540684291
same bro....
really need that fucking skip qol
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cm4s gonna be a boring skip-tier cm anons might as well try our best on cancer
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>>540684291
Use event cards. With a 90% bonus (welfare Golshi and borrowed MLB event king) I'm at 600k points doing 5 careers a day.
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Bread doko
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>>540681113
It's rng, I think. I've had dead heats where I win, and dead heats where I lose. And it seems to be a 50-50 chance
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>>540684490
Fuck, I meant 80%.
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>image limit hit in 2 hours
>bakers working 24/7
I miss the honeymoon period already
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>>540681001
you're lying. But in case you're not, what the fuck are you doing down there? And how many TB of porn does the base have?
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link me something for the next bread, first come first serve, if another anon makes another bread in the meantime i'll keep them for future breads
fair warning i still haven't been able to make soundposts work on my end i'm dumb
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>>540684490
Is there a point to maxxing out the event points? After 400k, when you get the mlb Golshit card, the rewards are pretty meh
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>>540684689
>only hardcore will be left
>cms will be harder
>eventually cygames will realize gibs mean a minimal loss in revenue so they'll stop them altogether
>poorfags will be left to rot
>whales will be the only ones remaining until they get bored
I hope this doesn't happen but I've played too many gachas and I don't think Umas will be strong in the west to sutain itself for another 3 years
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>>540684723
>what the fuck are you doing down there?
climate researcher, boring shit. just confirming what we already know about the gradual melting of glaciers leading to rising sea levels etc.
>And how many TB of porn does the base have?
I'm in my mid-30s, low libido, so I don't really have a porn stash or anything like that. Most of my coworkers are older so there's hardly any sexual tension at all.
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>>540684749
>>540684862
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>>540684862
carats is carats
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>>540682253
>>540684749
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>>540684905
how long are you down there for, have you found any pyramids, and have you spread the good news of Uma Musume to your colleagues?
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>>540684878
I'm pretty sure the current player count is still higher than Cygames' initial expectations
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>>540685075
>>540685075
>>540685075
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>>540685043
That only means when the casuals really leave it'll hurt them harder
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>>540684862
I'm f2p so every bit of resources help. I'm only using the welfare Golshi to increase my TT score, LOL.
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>>540685037
I'm here for another 5 months. No pyramids, but it's so bright outside. The sunlight reflecting off the ice is blinding.
>have you spread the good news of Uma Musume to your colleagues?
I tried but they're too busy playing Candy Crush
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>>540685037
I'm going to roll on the kita rerun (started on Super Creek banner) and depending on what I get I'll keep playing.
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>>540667619
They can complain but it's never going to stop people from posting lewds and liking them. At some point they need to move on or be forever miserable.
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>>540669628
>TFW this is the average SEA poster that intentionally gaslights about Umamusume being a PVP game and JP Gacha is greedy.
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>>540679821
It does not matter the amount of players, it only matters the amount of payers. You need to think opposite of SK/CN Gacha.
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>>540688395
The payers want to win, when there's only whales left they won't get what they want and move on to another gacha.



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