Previous: >>540603329>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 squad-based crossplay PvE coop third-person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S. 4 players fight against hordes of insectoid Terminids, robotic Automatons, and alien Squiggers to spread Managed Democracy™. Players wage war across a contested galaxy, deployed to procedurally generated battlefields, and rush to do as much as possible behind enemy lines. A planet may be defended or liberated if the player base combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy. Every other game is literally gay compared to this. Become a Helldiver.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a better game, being a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting whose mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png (embed)>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png (embed)>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSODST WARBONDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7SoINTO THE UNJUST DEEP DIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEDUST DEVILS WARBONDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527Sep 16 1.400.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/787688820859470905
don't post your art I don't want to see it
>fap nigger>tsundere fagOh yeah, it’s /hdg/ time
lobby doko
DO post robutt's naked sweaty Meridia blackhole I do want to see it
What is to be done about the Arrowhead problem?
>>540687026Remember when Striders had a bot behind them? Crazy stuff
I’d rather see baskinators after a long winter desu
>>540687094they still do under d5
>>540687208Remember when lower difficulties existed? Crazy stuff
>>540686938
>4 weeks laterI am forgotten
>>540687402no you aint girl
>>540687402every bot mission I see it get picked at least once
>>540687035kys slopper neither your fake art nor your fake replies to yourself will ever give you acceptancefuck offgo beg the mods for an AI slop board
Super secret new weapon leak (It's AR-20L Justice!).
>>540687035Have a robohug!
kill yourself PLEASE
>>540687827There's a part of me she can hug with her robussy...
>>540687803What does the L stand for?
Sloppaposting should be a ban worthy offense for being so extremely low effort
is there enough hito koko for a lobby doko
>>540687958It is infinitely superior to deviantart slop posting. I seriously hope that artist isn't a grown man because if I were him I would kill myself out of embarassment.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241133640265/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>justicenigger>robutt slopOff to a roaring start
>>540688167you forgot the nigga jo'ing
>another AIsloppa cuckold samefagging and desperation episode
>>540687803I envy your hope.
>>540687803do we really want another gun that will be used by no-one but the 5% of divers that regular DMRs?
>>540687402I use it to snipe ayy space ships from the other side of the map that I can't be arsed to run over to.
>>540687827AI slopparinno adepts I need robutt to give helldiver a lap pillowMake it work
>>540688587Yes. The game should cater and serve the 5% that matters
>>540688053the deviantart slop at least has a chance to look good while the AI slop cannot avoid looking ugly as sin since machines cannot think and are therefore incapable of color theory, anatomy, and aesthetics
>>540687876Loser.
>>540667061>decide to count my mods>90 active entries
>>540688658bit of a waste of a stratagem slot when you could pick it a support weapon that solves the whole squid faction as well as warpships
>>540688587I use all the guns but I use guns that look cool first, and the Justice gun actually looks nice, setting aside the Hera grip.
>>540688829Wow impressive, a post containing nothing but delusional cope that is completely divorced from reality. And of course you're a sloptuber worshipping FAGGOT on top of it.
>>540687827I would like to see robodiver getting her asshole filled with cum.>>540687803Soon! Heavy pen DMR would be really cool.
>>540667061i'm trying to avoid installing too many mods because once they break i fucking hate waiting / fixing them. I think i used to have like 50~ mods installed
>>540667061running abdo as a meme
>>540688829>incapable of color theory, anatomy, and aestheticsso is that drawtranny
>>540689305cope.swf
I like all our contentfags. They make pictures for me and that's pretty cool.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241135066363/7Squids D10 2/4
Every stratagem with a cooldown longer than 90 seconds is bad
>>540689379The only coper here is you.
>>540689462private
>>540689440but slopper doesn't make anything. he prompts a computer to assemble Frankenstein abominations of images that repulse anyone who's able to distinguish skillfully crafted art from the opposite.
>>540689526Try again
>>540689479get your ADHD medicated
>>540688150zamn, 1/4, am i mutted
>>540689872>>5406894623/4, join us brother!
I feel like 4 players are way too many to make D10 challenging.2 players is where it's at.
AI sloppa seethes and rages to the point of self-harm every time a well-drawn Helldivers image is posted
which voice is not annoying
>>540690082(You)rs
>>540690075I wanna get that revolver but I already have the Ultimatum, is it still worth...?
>>540688150closed, im washed
>>540689462Full!
>>540690169no, talon is more convenient
>>540690075Okay, so when are you going to post one?
Servers shitting the bed for anyone else?
>>540690082none of them arethe natural state of the human voice both male and female is a high pitch in the tenor / soprano rangelow voice equates to vocal chord damage
I find it amazing how badly the community at large shits their pants whenever objectives actually force the team to stand and fight against illuminate instead of just sprinting through an objective and blowing up one or two things. It's like they manage to setup a loadout that is only capable of killing voteless or some shit if you look at how they get broken by oversaars, fleshmobs, and harvesters.
>>540690075I like both though
>>540687402It blatantly needs a mix of:>the silo simply isn't destructible by enemies whatsoever. FUCK YOU ALEXUS EAT THE ROTTEN FISH>larger explosion radius>shorter cooldown>maybe more demo forceNot all of that, but some mix of some of those things.
>>540690342illuminate evac mission is the easiest and most boring shit ever bud
>>540690553if it won't get the demo force it needs to pop jammers and detectors I don't need it for anything, shrimple dee dimple
I remember that fag who traced a helmet and tried to pass it off as his own art lmao
>>540690553Just need more structures that aren't easily destroyed by EATs and strafing run
>>540690567I've seen teams shit their pants just trying to put artillery shells in gun. You just need to control the gun for a minute to load the damn thing but people shit their pants and fall apart in the face of a few fleshmobs, some flying overseers, and a harvester.
>>540690342Worst thing is the thought of using their primary as a primary never crosses their mind. Always with their Eruptor/Xbow meme that can't kill anything and always end up killing themselves. Don't even get me started on bringing fucking Thermites
draw the faction logosNOW
>>540690715Illuminate isn't a primary weapon faction, you bring support weapons and dps them
>>540690715primaries are fallback options and gap fillers, your stratagems are your main toolset>b-but da namedon't be autistic, it's a misnomer
>>540690553Just give it demo force of 500kg and stop enemies from aggroing on it unless they are literally touching it and it's Ina pretty good spot. 500kg is what really needs a rework, because 500 being shit is what made silo shit.
is there a way to never have to play with chinese people
>>540690912always host and kick them on site
>>540687402>Bring it >Place it down and walk away>Gets destroyed randomly>Place it and use it instantly>Coulda just brought 500 and have better AOE and kill potential
>>540690715The eruptor is really darn good against the squids. It kills fleshmobs in a few shots, shreds voteless swarms, can OHKO oversaars, and the shrapnel obliterates shields. It is kind of pathetic how incompetent the average pubbie is at using it once fighting gets a little bit close though.
>>540688959The silo has nice synergy with the mobility of the blink backpack since you can blink into a good position to aim the rocket then blink back and pick up your support weapon. Especially since the life expectancy of the silo is like 10 to 30 seconds unless you throw it into some spot enemies can't reach.
>>540690912don't play with randoms, but thankfully you never have to>solo>/hdg/ lobbies>convince your faggot friends to play with youcooperative games aren't as fun with random fags anyway
>>540690803>>540690852>t. Eruptor/Xbow retardsI barely use my support weapon on squids, sometimes I don't even bring one if I'm bringing OP shit like cluster bombs/tesla tower
>>540690852This only applies to illuminate. Bugs and bots you can bring recoiless and shoot nothing but your primary for the whole mission. Aliens need you to bring something that shits out constant DPS.Honestly I don't like it, because it dilutes builds a bunch and all that matters are strategems and loadouts that kill the most shit.
>>540690993Either that, or you can also just run disposables so you don't need to backtrack. I run silo, blink backpack, EAT/Commando, and fourth is my w/e pick. Usually strafing run but it doesn't matter. It can be whatever you want.
>>540691045that just means your support weapon is badautocannon solves 100% of squids
>>540690861If the silo simply weren't destructible, I think that I'd be satisfied using it as part of a rotating expendable loadout with EATs/COMMANDO/Silo. But with the way that that silo is destrictible and how 98% of planets have extreme pissfog visibility, there's no reason to really bring the silo instead of 500kg.
>>540690965The Adjudicator does all of that better
>>540691119To add to this, even if it wasnt destructible. Expendable builds get kinda old quick frankly. Emplacements work tho too.
>>540691145Adjudicator's better against oversaars and voteless. Not against fleshmobs or energy shields. Eruptor also can destroy warpships and hostile tesla coils.
>>540691145Lmao beyond Bait
>>540691113Not a single AC retard died less than 5 times in any of the squid lobbies I've played. Always with le shrapnel meme that does fucking nothing when there's more than one fleshmob. Bet it's them that complain about the spawns, too
>>540691259>Adjudicator's better against oversaars and votelessThat's a stretch even there. I tend to clear crowds per shot, and can get a clean shot on an elevated with no hassle and better handling. The abjudicator does noting well on the squid front.
>>540691328Why lie? Why feign meta knowledge when you clearly lack it?
>>540691259Glorified GP. Maybe try killing something with it. I'm not talking about an Overseer every few minutes>>540691327Beyond shitter
>>540691328You clearly don't play and are just making up shit.
>>540691451You failed to kill even a single Fleshmob before running out of ammo. In D2. Retarded troon
>>540691551All this massive cope just because you're unable to accept that every decent loadout starts with a support weapon.
>>540691451Support weapon faction.
>weapon discussion>look inside>coyote is brokenly OP>but adjudicator is weak?????
>>540691676>People bitch about coyote saying it's just a straight upgrade to the abjudicator >People leave out the fact the abjudicator is the worst primary in the game.
>>540691635But anon, AC rapes bots and bugs just as well, just need to switch fire modes more on account of enemies actually offering nuance and an armor mechanic to play around.>>540691676Adjudicator is more associated with marksman/aimdivers and we hate those because we just do okay
many of the .stream files in the Helldivers 2/data folder are playable videos with audio tracks with (sometimes) unfinished audio (many don't have audio at all)https://files.catbox.moe/y8ghw0.mp4here is one of them, its actually kinda cool.
>>540691676Must be terminal skill issue unironically. Literally just aim and kill. See >>540691729, just aimNow that I think about it I barely see /hdg/ shitters go prone
>>540691753True,But you need your support weapon to kill anything on squids. On other factions you can kill loads of shit with your primary and have a fun time doing it. Support weapons just act as better primaries on the squid front, turning your primary into a secondary for like a voteless here or there. Only exceptions are primaries that just shit out damage and act like support weapons.Like I think the only thing I enjoy shooting my primary at is the stingray. Everything else is just a damage sponge.
>teammates completely fucking abandon an artillery piece at the edge of the map because a few patrols and a squid drop spawned nearby and they weren't kitted out to do anything except kill voteless and run away.cowards
>>540692037No argument there. I refuse to play squids for as long as I can just flak everything except harvesters into pink-purple mush.
>>540691924>Aim and don't kill anything with your first shot>Have to use the worst recoil of any primary, or the worst ergo of any primary to line up your next shot for a gun that takes 2 shotsI would rather use DCS, even for overseers, because the max ergo build is viable.
>>540691551switch firemode retard, AC 2shots fleshmobs
>>5406922453 flak rounds on good hits, but AC isn't exactly a gun that demands a great deal of ammo conservation so you can just spam the whole 5 and make sure.
>>540690227Seems annoying to use, I have it and don't like it...
>>540691890https://files.catbox.moe/mng9hb.mp4here is a more interesting one
>>540692171DCS might just be the most underrated gun in this entire game
>>540692635I tried using it earlier and it still took an entire mag to kill a jetpacker, what's the deal?
>your support is your primary bro>dies>gets reinforced>dies multiple times before getting his crutch back
>>540692592>LIBERTY! FUCK YEAH!
>>540692739>jetpackerI presume you mean a jetpack hulkthere are very few primaries with which killing hulks isn't a straight ass experiencecounter-sniper's deal is what the name implies
For me, it's eruptor/talon/gundog/NEATs. The primary/secondary with gundog just steamrolls through squid ambient enemies. The NEATS shut down squid drops when a random pubbie teammate fails to just shoot the fucking neon purple watcher.
>>540692934>>your support is your primary broThats unironically how arrowhead treats them thoughbiet
>>540692592old factory strider looks much more star wars than current
>>540692934even the newest of the new figure out fast that they can just wait for a few minutes to call down a new oneunless they're so adhd ridden that waiting for a handful of minutes is comparable to cock&ball torture, but people with adhd shouldn't be playing any video games
>>540692739Not damage but its ergo alongside the AMR got nerfed significantly in a stealth nerf and hasn't been reverted or reported for months.
>>540688053>t. Jaarn Robeert Smith
>>540692984Illuminate Elevated Overseer. I'm a horrible shot and I have difficulty dealing overseers in general regardless of using med or light pen guns, only MGs tend to work relatively decently but only high RPM modes. Explosives are obviously amazing but with their large quantities and ambiguous mobility it's unpractical to always rely on that for them.
>>540690789
>>540688829trvthnvke>>540688976what hera grip? it has no attachments in that image
>>540693289DCS gets up to 40 ergosurely that's enough
>>540693430Still a far cry from what it used to have. It has worse ergo than the fucking railgun now. I basically moved back to the normal CS for bots now. The extra damage/med pen isn't worth the ergo
>>540692592>Yes... They really left this in the game files...
>>540693276tell that to the newest halotard wavebunch of fucking retardsyes I'm talking to all of you
>>540690169yes, popping overseers and hulks in the head is fun
kissing robutts
>he still thinks attachments actually do anything meaningful
>>540690553it needs the aggro force of the AT/MG emplacement, and not a sentry stratagem
>>540693276I simply don't get it, there's like 3 support weapons specifically designed for these ADD chuds, being the EAT, the EAT-700 and the commando
>>540693654Here we fucking go again
Daily reminder modders have figured out how to replace composite meshes recently alongside animation replacement for emotes. These are the models that make up the ship crew npcs or stuff like the dropships. Expect ship crews that aren't generic brown bald people soon.
>>540693273>old factory striderJust wait 2 years for them to release this as the heavy factory strider.
0623you mean that guy that proved he didn't trace it and you seethed for half the thread
>>540693771Fucking finally
>>540693538we'll have to agree to disagree at that point. I'll never understand what it is that people hate about low ergo so much. For me it's the opposite. I actively avoid light weaponry. Too floaty.
>>540693749here we go fucking again
>>540693409>what is google
>>540694018added to th- o///o
>>540693893ergo affects time between you right clicking and your helldiver aiming at the location. They probably don't know you can game the system by aiming ahead of the target at first to force a faster turn radius, or even better, just dive as you aim as that gives you insane accuracy with any weapon while maintaining mobility.
>>540693893>he needs weapons to move in slo mo>brain is so senile he needs stuff to be slow to process it>defending stealth nerfsGrim.
>>540694018BasedKill all time-wasting faggotsGet in or fuck off
>>5406894623/4 again, join now!
>>540693409It's that gay meme grip where the stock and pistol grip are connected
>>540692090Why did you ignore the watcher?
>>540693334Those go down in two headshots. I recommend always using FPV and getting a crosshair mod like Better Military Reticles or Reticle Replacer Compendium.
>>540694215But he only killed the two guys who actually got in
>>540693538>normal CSYou mean the normal D?Dilligence.
>>540693334AimCrouch or go prone if you're able to, use your sights and aim. Literally doesn't get any easier than that
>>540694257A drop had been called down a few moments before and I just was focusing on hitting the console.
>>540693334deadeye and senator 1-tap them to the head, and the AC makes quick work with flak
>>540694189I just can't respect high ergo weapons on account of how little trouble I'm having with aiming in this game. I get to be average at best in any genuinely aim-based game. But aiming in HD2 is just exceptionally easy. Don't need it made even easier with 70+ ergo rating.
>>540694389If you aren't there in less than ten seconds after someone else got in it's 100% because you were wasting time
>>540693654oh shit new art, nice>>540694026I googled "hera grip" and all I found were images of the angular foregrip, my bad>>540694240thx
>>540694502it doesntt matter how good you are a high ergo is better simply because you can snap to different targets
>>540694741But anon everything we fight is sluggish. We don't have any enemies that move or react fast enough for that to matter whatsoever. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to trivialize predators, the supposed melee flanker faction, with the heaviest support weapon in the game.
>>540694018You can stim while on the pelican, it would've saved you from bleeding to death. I like to spam my stim key so my diver shouts "FEELS GOOOOOD" while we're taking off.
>>5406894623/4 still, join
>>540694883>with the heaviest support weapon in the game.yet all of those weapons have either giant magazines, high ROF or are explosive
>>540694952But you can't get back out, so the tk'ing butthead would have just shot him again
>>540692528Then you wont like revolver either, its the same thing but talon is medium and gets unlimited ammo, while revolver is heavy and has clips, i would like it a lot more if it always had fast reload but i think you have to load bullet by bullet if you dont reload whole clip.
>>540694973Full!
>>540694952good to know, I normally dont gaf about TK's, but I ran out of the way to grab some faggots samples and ended up barely making it in time, my first thought was ok kinda based ngl
>>540695232I forget, do the talon and senator share the same bad triangle crosshair that blocks the sight picture?
>still no mega fortresses>still no elite enemy (leviathans dont count they are mission modifiers)>still no steam rich presence saying "Fighting Illuminate">still no PA system voice line saying "Defending against: Illuminate invasion">still only two two plain mission types>still only 6 enemies
>>540695012So? If ergo mattered as much as you want me to believe then AC/HMG/Eruptor users should get outflanked and melee'd all the time vs preds but you know damn well it doesn't play out like that in practice. Even against the fastest enemies in the game the bigger caliber is always better. Ergo is a semi negligible stat.
>>540695334yes, you have to use mods for that. Senator also has extremely shitty "sight" that blocks itself which you also needs mods to fix
>>540695341>Rest of the squid roster before ChristmasSome of you actually believed that lmfao
is there a vpn loc that could get me better pubs?btw before bugging about aiming make sure you dont have a boomer mouse with geriatric polling/latency
groove with me, /hdg/!https://files.catbox.moe/fwzqb3.mp4
>>540695467given how hard they patted themselves on the backs for the caves and the xbox release, we're not getting anything noteworthy until february
>>540695886bullpups. Bullpups.
the OFFICIAL /hdg/ faction theme tier list
>>540695886doter sexshitposter sexgamer sex
>>540696036>eastern europe S >muzzies A >pajeets B
>>540695886I bet she fucks like an aerospace assault craft
>>540696036for me it's the HD1 and Halo music mods
Here's how to fix the existing squid faction:>Remove Voteless and Fleshmobs. Keep that horde zombie shit with the bugs where they belong>Replace the Voteless with little constructs/drones that have ranged attacks and are almost always accompanied by one Overseer. If that Overseer goes down, they will flee to the nearest one>Overseers and Ascended Overseers now have miniaturized versions of the shields on bigger units. If you don't finish them off, the shield will recharge. The tradeoff is that their ablative armor is gone and also everything can be penned by light>The exception to this is the Crescent Overseer which now has a lower spawn rate, but bulkier armor that keeps the ablative nature. They also carry a small shield but have a weakspots that are vulnerable to light pen>Add more types of overseers with more variety of weapons>Give the squids a smaller hovering vehicle, piloted by a construct on lower difficulties and by an Overseer on higher ones. It can traverse the battlefield quickly and may switch between trying to shoot players or, if in-close and in the open, attempt to run you over. The armor requires medium/heavy pen but a good shot can try to shoot the pilot out.>The Great Eye should be a large threat that is heavily defended by elite chaff, but you can board it and try to take it out from the inside to kill it faster>(Universal, all factions) Allow helldivers to pick up weapons from downed enemies. Low ammo, good luck reloading them, but useful in a pinch.
Are stingrays, harvesters, and leviathans piloted vehicles or are they combine-esque biomechanical living weapons?
>>540696881Biomechanical weapons.
>>540696881The latter
>>540696881They bleed when killed so I'd assume biomechanical weapons
>>540696748Congratulations, you made MGs irrelevant again and reinforced the RR/explosive meta even more, retard.
If we took Partion we could cut the terminid territory in half
>>540697073nta but maybe MGs never were meant to be all that important
>>540696036It shouldve been>S for Squid>A for Automaton>B for Bug
>>540697321Main factional uniqueness of squids since the first game was that you don't need hard AT to kill anything and high RoF weapons are desireable because of extensive chaff and shield usage. MGs should be incredibly important against squids but they aren't because harvesters and leviathans break that mold entirely.
The only MG with a satisfying mag size is the Stalwart. Both the MG43 and HMG come short in the fun department, without even taking into account their stationary reload.
>>540697490Stingrays as well. If you use purely light pen then you ain't doing shit to them and they'll harass you for the rest of the mission.
>>540697490but is a whole faction that exists purely to be mowed down by machineguns actually a good idea? would it be fun? I doubt it
>Bugs>Bots>Squikes, Squiggers, Squomos and Swedes.
>>540697490>harvesterswhile AT to joint is the fastest, MG is the best all around for squids>leviathans i hate to say it but you shouldnt kill it, its not designed to be killed and i hate swiggers for that.I hated hive lord as well, because its very clearly not meant to be killed outside of memes.
>>540697139>if the average bugdiver weren't a lazy ignorant convenience seeker we could actually influence the frontyou don't say
>>540697859Yes, it's fun to turn my Stalwart to max RPM and just blast all the ayys to death.
so we aint getting shit?
>>540698040No, and you were an idiot for trying if you did.
>>540697935>the best all around for squidspost fleshmobs? autocannon, no contestMGs can't demolish squid structures and are less than efficient against mobsAC also is the most braindead stingray killer in either firemodeI suspect the cultists will also be particularly weak against AC while shitting all over most other support weapons
>>540696439ThisHD1 tracks mog all the equivalent faction tracks we have nowhttps://youtu.be/5nO8t065hGA
>>540698129>post fleshmobs? autocannon, no contestI havent really tried AC so i can't disagree. I keep thinking about it, but defaulting to airbust because its fun and the only place i get to use it
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241147444840/76561199108851031d10 bug or bot
>>540694973>>540689462Good games.
Beltpack that lets you teamreload machine guns with comically long ammo belts for sustained fire like an emplacementYay or nay?
>>540698040>People telling Joel to go fuck himself againYA LOVE TO SEE IT
>>540689462GG
>>540698307nay, they should just add that functionality to the supply pack
>>540697490The medium and HMG are both perfectly fine at killing harvesters.
>>540698267full
>>540698267failed
>>540695886Mommy MOMMY LOOK IM ON THE INTERNET
>>540698342>>540698279GGs, very based webm. Taking less damage from landing on your head vs landing on your feet is proof that our asses are heavy
>>540698343I feel like the supply pack is already good enough as it is. I'd love a dedicated MG pack that lets you fire like 1000 rounds without stopping, but would require a teammate to work
>>540698490It's proof that the swedes care about realism.
>motivational shocks actually works really well on EMSneat
>>540698495Or you could have two people fire two machineguns doing staggered reloads, effectively doubling your damage output.
>>540698698I guess, and it would probably work better too since swiggers can't do anything right. I just think a pack like that would have been fun.
>>540698307AH needs to fix team reloading so that you can reload people from their own backpack.
>SO hasn't budged an inch all weekendNice GMing swiggers
>>540699003It hasnt moved because nobody is falling for Joels bait
>>540698524Dummy.Your skull is way more armoured then your feet.And your neck and spine are made of many vertabrea that help absorb the shock better than the few bones in your legs can.
>>540699228I will be sure to land on my neck or head when I fall off a ladder next time, thanks anon!
>>540699279That's what friends are for!
>>540699175Nothing move at all for a day and a half because 35% of MO divers fell for the bait and stopped progress on both fronts.
>>5406976652/3 of the MGs kill stingrays quick
>>540699886you don't understand. He maximized every facet of his loadout to votelessmax. It's bad for build variety if he can't run light pen in every single slot.
>>540699999
>eruptor>MMG>talon>gas grenades>engineering kitYep, it's squid stomping time
>>540699995>He doesn't use the variable in all fire mode to one-shot harvester eyes while using a stalwart to delete all the other illuminate forces other than the stingray.
nerf eruptor but give dominator bigger splash radius to compensate
>throwing knives have like 1.5 sway this entire timethat explains a lot honestly.
Mildly FUNNY TCS lobbyD10 bugsCome test it with mesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241153618122/76561198205883657
>>540702086TCS?
>>540702126Terminid Control System
>see flying oversaar in the distance>it hasn't spotted me yet and has his back to me, facing almost exactly the same direction as I am>shoot its jetpack with the eruptor>it fucking bouncesIsn't it supposed to be AP4
>>540702185oh cool, hope you have fun c:
>>540702219REALISMED
>>540702219something something extreme angle
>>540702219Angled shots can still get deflected. Likely the shot glanced off the side of jetpack instead of hitting it squarely in the back.
>>540698267>Its a little chilly up here
>>540702448intentional game design
>>5407020861/4Still waiting
>>540698267ggs
>>540702438>>540702442I shot it pretty much dead center while it was facing directly away from me, I don't think the angle was that extremeMaybe it was something fucky with the jetpack mesh or something
>>540702086imagine cheating
>>5407020862/4Come kill boogz
I'm honestly surprised people talk up the talon so much, it's good but it's not exceptional.
>>540698267GGs
>>540702086i can't open the game wtf
>>5407028653/4
>>540703031verify?
>>540702892I haven't used any sidearms beside the crisper, GP and Ultimatum every since AH randomly added ten gorillion sway to all secondariesWhy bother with a normal pistol when it'll struggle to shoot straight because muh realism?
>>540702892it has its limitations but for someone that uses their sidearm very occasionally (most people) it's probably the best choice
>>540698267ggz tardshttps://files.catbox.moe/u1vofe.mp4
Was Helldivers ever a grunt fantasy?
>>540702627i dont think ive ever done this one
>>540703346naw it was just a buggy and poorly designed game with a lot of autistic passion put into it by other devs.
>>5407020863/4Your fellow Helldivers rage against the enemy's Tyranny. Join them
>>540703346pure undiluted rage game even
>>540702086FVLL
>>540702892>Hey there, I'm Ian McCollum at the Rock Island Auction House, and today on Forgotten Weapons we'll be looking at the Super Earth LAS-7 Dagger!
>>540702219Get realism'd nerd
>>540703636lol
>>540703141>>540703115I think it's great, but I see people screech about it like it's satan ruining the balance of the game.
realism is when you shoot a dragons wing until they have more holes than swiss cheese and it has zero impact on the dragons flight performance
>>540702892>>540703141>>540704040>infinite ammo>medium pen>tons of damage >why do people like it
>>540704040they do that to any popular item. use bottom10 items only or be called a crutchmaxxing metacuck.
>>540691267Thanks for the feedback anon. I added the grenades and the shotguns to that one. I'll do the 'nam one as well but to have it more "broad" ill try to mix it with W40K and do like a "jungle\blades of catachan" loadout.Been doing quite a few of them, i'll try to test some with anons later
Did joel really expected us to capture 4 planets in 1 week with the current dogshit liberation system?
>>540703115If they ever get around to adding the Talon primary people will see exactly how broken it is without needing to deal with the>Did I just catch you trying to sprint>That'll be 3 seconds of the reticle trying to escape from your crosshairAll secondaries have now.
>>5407020863/4 again
>>540704927What mech mod are you using?
>>540705240imagine playing with cheaters
>>540705295https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7974
>>540705417Keep seething while we're having fun
>>540705240>>540702086>join game>crashFUCKING JOEL
>>540702086Full AGAIN>>540705503I'm sorry anon
>>540705503and now its full, i feel mildly annoyed.
>>540667061Fucking forgot to post again after I got home. I've seen a bunch of others that I want to try out but I'm waiting for some of them to update. I want the M1903 Springfield or K98 replacer for the Constitution, and an MG42 replacer for the MMG.
>>540705417dox them so i can block them
>>540705673holy incel
>>540705773>Keep seething while we're having funwhat happened there bud?
>>540705475sex with fembots
>>540704717I am not surprised that he still got his job since everyone there is as incompetent as he is.
>>540705832meds
>>540706367>tranny speak
>>540706449>retard babble
>>540705631oh neati didn't know there was a mod manager for linux
>>5407020863/4, the anon who wanted to join earlier can now join
>>540706830I was surprised myself. Though even if there wasn't I think you could probably get one working with proton.
>>540702086ggs
>>540707138closed
>>540705673He literally gave you his steamID, it's the last part of the lobby link from here:>>54070208676561198205883657>r*ssian>cheatingColour me surprised.
D10 Dailysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241161410360/76561198006804493
>>540707867Failed to join, assuming it wasn't full in one minute
>>540708105it wasnt full, sadge
>>540708105try again, if it doesn't work lobby canceled.
>>540708285Still getting nothing
>>540708285Also failed.
Redpill me on the Judy
>>540708372>>540708369lobby canceled.
>>540708434You remaking?
>>540708492No, idk what to do to fix it. First time around opening ports helped but now its broken again.
>>540708529private?
>>540708591no it was public, crossplay on, im not in the game anymore
>>540708529I'll do it then.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241165269199/76561198126520852D10, whatever.
>>540708659FVLL
How to create lobbies?
>>540708659Oh come on did it fill up already or is Steam being gay?
>>540708773it's right there in the op readlet
>>540708390it's a space-FAL, so it's better semi-auto than automatic, and it packs a wallop. that's about it
>>540708659FVLL.
>>540708819thank yesterday they diagnosed me being 46% disabled so it checks out
>>540708390it's basically the medium MG with a thirty round mag and mobile reloads on the lowest RPM, and will deal basically twice as much damage to anything lightpen as the tenderizer while otherwise being on par with the stock libpen for damage per mag
>>540708390It's heavy and got high recoil. So take it with recoil armor or peak physique or never take it.Has cool bolter mods.
>>540708390It's ugly as sin and shooting it makes the enemies so offended they keel over and die.
I thought the silo's designator would have big boys levels of zoom... did a 'tuber lie to me or was there a leaked one with a high zoom...
>>540708390Pretty much a DMR with an emergency magdump mode. Functionally it's closer to the Diligence series than the Liberators, so use it accordingly. Crouching or prone, preferably on targets at mid to long range, in bursts or even semi-auto mode. Recommend pairing it with items that make you less killable in close quarters, like an MG or guard dog. Use it this way and you'll see why people call it powerful.
>defense mission>shoot down a stingray>it 9/11s the objective>mission failedAIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>540711078I think it's lame that they do the old Su-34-into-apartment-complex routine every time. We should be able to smash them into pieces.
>>540710754>ugly as sinAt least it's not another fucking bullpup so it's automatically near the top of AR designs
>>540711384inb4 bullpup defense force coping that separating the trigger from the action is a heckin smart and viable design and what we all should want for our guns
>Play a defense mission in a lobby with low levels>They close the door, it is destroyed and now its debris just hovers in place obstructing vision>Flesh hulks just running through the ground and hitting people above themGod its so embarrassing watching new players deal with this shit
>>540711631No bro you don't understand, you can like, have le small package but still have a long barrel!!!1!
>>540711764The new player experience is abysmal. Friend of mine who hadn't played in forever tried new rupture bugs and I just had to explain to him the 30 new glitches present and I could just hear all the disappointment in his voice. It was genuinely embarrassing for me because I invited him to play this dogshit game. Fuck Arrowhead
I think the illuminate is fun. But I keep hearing jewtubers calling them the "most hated faction". What's so bad about them? Are they too easy?
>>540713592They're tanky, swarmy and glitchy. Oversaars stunlock you. Leviathans. Also they have very little unit and mission variety.
>>540713592They're extremely tanky, Fleshmobs are the pinnacle of terrible game design and also love clipping through floors and walls, and Leviathans are unavoidable instakill machines not designed for biomes outside of super cities and yet they are present outside of super cities anyway.
Whoever said to use the stalwart for the Illuminimind thank you so much
>>540713592They're the greatest example of why current Durable is a shit mechanic.
>>540708659GGs.
>>540713592To me they're just fucking boring. Oh we're fighting aliens? What are the units?>human zombie>human zombie but big and spergy and it can phase through objects because lmao swiggers>humanoid generic alien dude, sometimes with a jetpack>laser eye on stilts>actually kinda neat jet that does strafing runs and gives a clear warning in advance by being loud as fuck as it zips around and paints the street blue before it attacks, giving you enough time to evade or shoot it down
>>540708659ggs
>host stratagem ball bounces>I get kicked>host stubs his toe on a rock>I get kicked>host feels like he has to sneeze but can't>I get kicked>host's boots start squeaking after he steps in a puddle>I get kickedwhy are they like this
>>540714848kicked
>>540714848I have literally never seen a host like that and I think you're just making things up
>>540714848Don't ask questions just rim the hosts ass stupid
>>540714848And the solution to this conundrum is..
If I could be a squigger for a day I could live my life the free and easy wayI'd take from Super Earth and let the human man payIf I could be a squigger for a day
>>540713592>Low lethality high durability enemies>But sometimes the enemies will decide to stop missing and you go 100-0 in 0.5 seconds>Most enemies are just basic zombies>Fought exclusively in urban environments, all enemies clip through the walls, but since the squids have the most walls to clip through they get the most flak>Urban environments also mess with flyer pathing leading to them inconsistently twitching about as the ground below them changes>Verticality also leads to situations where enemies clip into the floor and become invulnerable as they attack you, again happens with all factions, but most often with the squids>Terrible enemy variety, enjoy fighting the same 4 dudes across all mission types, unlike other factions which have certain enemies exclusive to certain objectives>Only has 2 sub-objectives, which will appear every single mission>Only has 1 map, which will appear every mission>So every mission against them feels exactly the same as all the other missions.
what's the best weapons against flying overseers?my guns are just pushing them backwards to safety and it upsets me
>>540715618Deadeye or Senator. Both one shot them to the head.
>>540713592I don't honestly understand people who hate on fleshmobs.It's so satisfying changing your Stalwart - MG43 - HMG RPMs to the maximum and dumping it into them totally shredding them. They are literally the only enemy against which you are incentivized to max out the machineguns RPM
>>540713592I'm not sure about hard. It's hard if you have drooling retards for a team that split up and can't even solo properly. It's just boring, the feedback isn't as satisfying as it was against bugs or bots.
>>540715901it gets old after you've done it to the 50th fleshmob in 5 minutes
>>540715901i was about to say the exact same thing.
>what do you mean you didn't waste your time on a useless 3 day buff?
>>540715901I too enjoy wasting a whole mag on a single enemy and then still having another dozen of that same enemy to deal with after reloading
>>540715901>It's so satisfyingis it? they don't even react to getting shot or explode when they die. it's basically like mag dumping into a wall
>>540716305Why do we need an entire planet to build some artillery shells or whatever? Just slap down another factory on one of the dozens of planets we alread yhave
>>540716191not for me luckily enough>>540716263yeah honestly i cannot find any other istance in which you would need or even be incentivize to max the RPM of the stratagems machineguns>>540716423it's 2 or 3 of them for a whole mag>>540716583they shred away tho. All their faces explode, their legs and arms lose chunks of meat and become thin, and it flyes when it dies, like it is being stun like a swarm of a million bees. It's satisfying for me
>>540716305
>>540716818That'll be 6 gazillion samples within 4 days plus tip. What's that you only got 5999999 samples? Then you didn't get your factory.
>>540715901at release my only problem with them was their spawn rate, idk why but it felt like i always had 7-8 meat blobs ragdolling me around, now i have to chase them
this machine kills rigs
Sure is fun how fleshmobs can turn on a dime. They wouldn't even be that bad if they just charged like bug Chargers would
>>540716116>the feedback isn't as satisfying as it was against bugs or bots.really? I think walkers give really good feedback, the way they almost lose balance from explosions and all the sparks and bits that fly off when shredding it with a machine gun is nice
>complete mission>game freeze for 1minute during extract "cutscene">all teammates leavesad
>>540717834was it cutscene freeze or black screen freeze?
>>540717508You're saying that like chargers can't turn on a dime
>>540717970cutscene
WHY IS A PVE COOP GAME PISSING ME OFF LIKE THE GRINDIEST SWEATIEST PVP GAME FULL OF CHEATERS
>>540719128two reasons1. comically large ego2. you don't actually like the people you group up with
>>540719128If you want to feel true rage I dare you to go play For Honor
>>540719523that game is fun as fun tho, at least used to be
>>540719620It was fun up until they added the chinks
>>540717834Half of my disconnections happens in the last 20 seconds of a mission, Sw*des say sorry they'll patch it in Sw*detime, but I'm pretty certain it's on purpose to make the grind even more unbearable.
>>540719054Thats unfortunate then, everytime i get chink in my lobby my game freeze after extract with black screen and the only way to fix that is for chink to leave >>540719965>until they added the chinkswdym?
>>540719128Grunt Fantasy, that is all
>Game is le realistic!>Surprised players are angry that it isn't realistic
>>540719128simple: you're bad.
>>540720287Get out of here Arrowhead, you aren't welcome here.
>>540720034Wu Lin, the chinese faction. The game was fun before they were added desu.
>>540720369aha that makes sense, i quit before that
>>540720357but AH is really bad at the gamethey don't even play it unless forced at gunpoint for a stream, and then they lose to D6 bots
Name a more miserable experience
>>540720570Good choice, you quit while you were ahead.The game doesn't even resemble it's old self anymore from what I've seen. Haven't played it since the hilariously overtuned Raider buff.
>>540688475I'm planning to be good at drawing and first thing i'll do is stealing Robutt away from him
>>540720672Solo predator strain eradication
>>540720672easy fix would be that warriors troopers and voteless spawn none stop and run attack form the edge of the map with heavy units being droped in between the wave of normal units
>>540720672Post nerf GL-52TX-41Random bringing mortar on bugsGatling SentryAny guard dog besides SMOGAny smoke at all in current patchRocket podsRailcannon 99% never hitting what you want it to
>>540720672solo oshaune
>>540697943t. botdiver that can't take a single planet without help
>>540720672bots on release, repel invasion fleet
>>540721605bots on release was the only time they were fun
>>540720672miserable as in boring? any squid mission
>>540720672bots before war striders were introduced
Why do PC chuds keep bullying the poor console players? They need to either delist the game on steam or disable cross play between it and consoles.
>>540722073>disable crossplay from the menu>arcane bugs and glitches in the code prevent you from same-platform playsasuga AH
Mildly FUNNY lobbyD10 anythingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241184423743/76561198205883657
Game suddenly got less rage inducing when I turned crossplay off and stuck with only PC players, curious!
>>540722073They deserve it for playing on an objectively wrong platform
>>5407222303/4Come join us for something entertaining
>disable cross play>1 or 2 lobbies at most on 20k planetshuh
>>540722230full
>>540722554Busy playing rimworld
>>540720224>realistic>most assault rifles and 8ga shotgun only as efficient at penetrating armor as 9mm pistolsit's never been about realism it's about pissing you off
>>540722073Its actually pretty funny to just exectute console shitters with the senator. They bitch and moan and laugh.
>>5407222304/4 (You)r too late
Is it really that hard to believe measly ass 5.56 can't go through several inches of actual metal armour
>>540722073sorry i play only in gated, high trust pc player only lobbies w-where's the lobbies
>>540687827nice hands retard, lmfao
>>540692592>LIBERTY, FUCK YEAH!lmfao the old team really did make this game what it was, didn't they
>>540693654sovlAI sloppa nigga needs to die though.
>>540698182>>540696439I can't seem to get the BGM ones to work properly. They just fade in and out and cut out all the time. The extraction and ship music ones work well though, and thank fuck for it. Other than the drop music, the music in HD2 sucks ass compared to HD1.
>>540722230>failed to maintain connectionspooky
>>540723992lobby has arrivedsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241194464263
>>540692592>Cooler Factory Strider with destroyable limbs>never to be releasedI'm tired of these Swedish faggots sitting on cool scrapped content.I bet they're sitting on mountains of scrapped content like those bots with helmets, bot spider tanks, and other shit they showed in the art.
>>540695341>still no PA system voice line saying "Defending against: Illuminate invasion"Please understand, they are but a low budget indie team. It would cost the 500 gorillion swedebucks and 5 months of dev time to add 1 extra voiceline
>>540725904>They just fade in and out and cut out all the time.That's just how the music is baked into the sound engine. The stock music works the same way.
>>540726752I guess it's just way more noticeable with music that wasn't built for it.
I take it back, PC players are cunts I've gotten kicked from sessions more times in the last half hour after turning crossplay off than I have the last 3 weeks having crossplay on. You niggers are dumb as fuck not knowing how to set shit to friends only, it's ED fucking F all over again.
>>5407264432/4
>>5407264433/4
>>540726443failed to join
fuck itnew lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241202318581/76561198027910192
Has the game performance improved after they fixed digger strain through removal? Cause that last patch made my diff2 dives feel like i'm surrounded by nonstop diff10 drops with how everything lagged.
>>540726443full
>>540727550nyolong answerNYOOOOO
>>5407275392/4
>>540727550Lemme fink about it... NO.
What are they cooking?
>>540727539FAILED
>>540727539>>540728186Rehosted, I blame swigger code, we weren't even fullsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241203998236/76561198027910192
>>540728140Bugs. Big Grilled Bugs.
I can't wait until bots are fixed, I'll never play another illuminate map for the rest of my life fuck this faction. Fuck the game spawning voteless behind you any time you stop for 2 seconds.
>>540726491Thats the wonders of horizontal management. People work on what they please. When your stuff is 90% ready and the final boring push comes (fixing unforeseen implementation issues, coding edge cases and polish for hours and hours), you'll just start working on something else. Its not like middle management can force you to work on boring stuff lmao.
why would you announce that you only play the shitter faction
>>540728712Collab soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku86IqwSK3o
>>540728989>being a squid apologistI'd expect this from a swed*sh person.
>>540729298You are replying to a voteless.
>>540728989>the faction most involving of aim and tactics & the farthest away from mutt of duty zombies hordeslop>shitter factionI can see mutt hours have begunhello Cleet Martinez
>>540728387fvll
>>540714848literally just got kicked for no fucking clue what reason>we all running to main obj>run a bit to the side to race care if ayylium camp>after it run to rejoin them>kickedmarch before that some dude died near extract when the mission was done>kickedI blame cross play
>hello fellow Helldivers, Thordan here.I fucking clicked it again
>>540729642just click on not interested and you'll never see their channel again
>>540729642Your inner gay is taking over.
>>540729452>aim and tactics>the entire faction struggles to hit the broad side of a barnI could probably go shoot actual fish in a barrel and it would probably be more fun
>>540729789stfu Thordan your videos suck dick and so does your wife, not yours tho bitch ass
Let's go shoot stuff anonsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241206707837/76561198040375859
>voteless + elevated overseer combo is a sweaty esports high-low pincer attack and they are the bulk of what you fight>overseers in general have inconsistent ttk outside of explosives from overdesigned armor system>elevated overseers are always moving and can move laterally at random, meaning more missed shots than usual>blatantly rubberband to whatever they aggro>have to constantly stay on the move to avoid shots, grenades, and voteless, reducing your accuracy>if you stop moving and there's a crescent overseer, you risk eating a headshot from a projectile coming down on top of you offscreen>if you're not constantly looking around to check for fleshmobs, you risk getting ragdolled by a charge offscreen>fleshmobs take way longer to deal with than bug chargers, have better mobility, and are spammed everywhere>patrols are dense and take longer to clear because of all this>if you don't drop whatever you are doing and kill the watchers, the only thing that can call for back up, you get 3 patrols worth of enemies spawned directly on the ground as opposed to bots that are individually vulnerable on the way in or bugs that steadily stream out of a singular point or two>this leads to a snowball when a teammate inevitably kites into a patrol, the timer resets, and they can call back up again>drops take so long to deal with you can sometimes get multiple back to back without a break if your team isn't killing watchersI love all of this, except the elevated overseers pincer attacking/grenading you all the time. The mediums on bugs chase you directly while the chaff tries to split your attention by circling around. Same principle here, just inverted and its just not fun at all. Feels like some half-baked "idea guy" idea or AI-generated slop.
>>540730214this is done to appease redditors but normie appeasement only ever lasts so long until reason takes back over
please please PLEASE let the next warbond just be conventional weapons that could exist irl, non coincidentally the most popular kind of weapon we can do without more gay DBZ ki blast dispensers for a VERY long time
>>540687094I always thought that was a shield devastatorjak.
>>5407303902/4, Join us anon
>>540687402I keep saying make jammers soft immune to these things but allow it to destroy other structures like War Strider fabricators and Rogue Research Facilities, a 500 can nuke them. The silo should be at least that strong. Why is it not just a 500 on a stick? It’s weaker? That’s mid I would never bring this over anything in my usual loadoud. An orbital laser can take out a detector tower. Can the stupid silo take out a Bile Hole?
>>540729642single celled organism
I've seen enough, I need the eruptor and coyote raped and killed
>>540715618Gundog backpack just deletes them for you once they get close enough.
>>540730976>join /hdg/ lobby>crashWHAT TEH FUCK DID JOEL MEAN BY THIS
>>540731167It should just be permitted to nuke the jammers. It'll never have a niche without that.
>>540730390FVLL
>>540730784We're not getting content until next year, swedes can't do more than one thing at a time and patching the game is priority now.
>>540732556I expect a new warbond trailer in the second week of October at the very latest or there will be hell to pay
>>540731635I don’t think the coyote is so overpowered that it needs a nerf, but it does completely outclass the other medium pen ARs. The only AR that has a niche at this point over the Coyote is the Penetrator because it has a 60-round drum mag over the coyote’s 45. >completely outclasses the Penetrator in power>+15 round mag over the Adjudicator AND takes the Adjudicator’s niche of being the only AR with a 10x scope>+12 mag over the Halo AR and has a scope instead of a meme compass, Halo ar does have a higher rate of fire slightly, but the coyote is stronger (ultimately) and has a bigger mag and a scope…….I like the pacifier, a stun gun is a different bag of worms so I’ll leave that out of this.But all that said idk what exactly is to be done. I think maybe leave the coyote alone but give the other guns some niche shit? I’m just spitballing>Penetrator is fine with the drum mag (maybe speed up the reload a fraction of a second or something)>Halo AR needs a 50 round mag. It doesn’t have a scope so wtf and it would have a deeper mag than the coyote and be stronger than the Penetrator>cut the Adjudicator’s mag in half and give it heavy penI think that would be fair. As it is it’s absolutely pointless to use any of the medpen ARs besides the coyote. It’s stupid. Not to mention the meme things you can do with fire. Tap a voteless with one bullet and the fire will kill it whereas a halo ar although slightly stronger will need 2-3 rounds to take it out (unless you pop its head but whatever suck me).What’s to be done in this instance, /hdg/?
>>540687402the ultimatum should never have been able to destroy jammersthe solo silo should never have not been able to destroy jammers
>>540732943I agreeimagine where the portable hellbomb would be if it had 40 demo force
neko-arc extraction shooter
>>540732943>>540733131The hellbomb pack would be pretty worthless if the silo could nuke jammers thoughbeit.
>>540732752The MA5B AR from halo 1 had a 60 round mag, they can keep it lore accurate and just change it to that
>>540733378a funny thing is that the crossover AR is actually closer to the 5B anyway because it has a bolt holdopen notch and an HK slap in the reload, which is something every AR after CE has failed to reimplement
>>540733359you shouldn't assume everyone has every warbond, the vast majority of people don't.
>>540732752Imo, give heavy pen to the Dominator too. Having ARs with heavy would give them some alternative use cases, which is good regardless if they would be good against heavy armor targets (like HMG against most heavy things).
>>540733359there are still other uses for the portable hellbomb
>>540733359Hellbom has a bigger radius and dmg though, no? Even if silo was in its' perfect state, the hellbomb would still be an incredible bail out card for bad situations.
>>540732752I wouldn't give the Judy heavy pen, I'd just give it a short mag and drum mag option. That way it could be a subpar DMR or a subpar MG :v
>>540733601I like the dominator, that doesn’t need to be fucked with. >>540733378now the penetrator is absolutely worthless though, same mag but 20 points weaker in dmg
>>540732752Meanwhile the Coyote gets outclassed by about every light pen AR.
>>540733601>dominator>heavy pen>slow ass gyrojet rounds>heavy penIshygddt
>>540733946such a low rate of fire id literally prefer the short mag idkmaybe this could all be fixed by taking away the coyote’s 10x scope; why does it get that God damn lol
>>540733651such as?>>540733797I honestly feel like hellbombs suck. When you call one down they have to be a dick’s length away from the structure with no obstructions like a 4-foot tall cement block or else it won’t destroy it.
>>540733359Silo (in its original, non-serbcoded version) still couldn't blow up 60 demo force structures like gunship fabs or orbital cannons. Now if we got the shredder missile as a full blown laser designated mini nuke then you'd have a point.
>>540734097I HATE setting the RPMs on the tenderizer. And on EVERY gun.WHY doesn’t it save the rpm settings like every other setting?WHY??????????????? it’s SO fucking annoying
>>540722791>most assault rifles and 8ga shotgun only as efficient at penetrating armor as 9mm pistolsThis is actually a legitimate point that I never thought of. Light pen as a category makes no fucking sense. Fuck.
>>540734185Yeah, because Botlers are known for being shit with their grenade sized jet propelled kinetic force.
>>540734712monoliths, orbital cannons, gunship fabs, clusterfuck drops/breaches, suicide car bombs, and the biggest explosion you can get
>>540734097Light pen ARs haven't outclassed anything since the 60 day patch. All they offer at this point are long mags and big ammo reserves in a game where reloading is a non-concern and you can't go five steps without tripping over a yellow box.
>>540734185>ammo with drill tips that spins really fastThere i fixed it
>>540735028>brings up 40k depiction of boltersI accept your concession. You are a retard.
their weapon balance is so fucking obnoxiously retarded >smgs that are the lightest, quickest weapons meant for cqb and fast handling>swigger realism dictates that they have the highest sway and time to point out of any weapon even worse when moving>sidearms due to swigger realism have 10 degree sway in every direction just because lol>all marksman rifles had nerfed with -15 ergo because swiggers couldn't be bothered to check before handthe one time we get a decent rifle, the coyote, player base whims and pleads swiggers to not nerf it expecting another hit like a beaten wifeand the best part is it never will get changed because they would rather see the game die than please the player base or change something in favour of convenience
>>5407264433/4 againhop in boys
>>540734712Yeah the babbymode "destroy fuel silos" mission has been annoying me recently with this. Most of those layouts there just isn't a place you're allowed to put a hellbomb that will actually kill both at once, you just have to stand there with your thumb up your ass for the inevitable follow up. Haven't looked into whether other stratagems can kill them but the OPS doesn't.
when the last light penner uninstallsI'll from the sheer betrayal they're experiencing I'll finally get my +1 pen upgrades for both R-63 rifles
>>540735230That sounds like an idea for a future weapon. A Drill-dart launcher that does minor dmg, but a second later does a minor armor ignoring explosion (like the bow from GoW).
>>540735359I bet you think the 8g being good against nothing but trashmobs is a good thing too.
>>5407264432/4room for more
why do we allow sloppa here
S4 you coming back?
for those of you niggas getting sudden performance issues this last patch might I suggest verifying your files no idea why that fixed mine but it found 2 files that needed to be validated
>>5407283873/4
>>540736006we'd be all too happy to be rid of it but jannies won't apprehend the slopper, neither for his avatarfagging nor the samefagging, so why would he stop? bring made aware that he pisses people off only encourages the demented troon further.
If you didn't want sloppa you should have started drawing art yourself. There is only so much that one dude can do alone.
>>540735187And all medium pen ARs offer is the ability to damage high durable parts while having low durable damage.Longer mags, better ergo and lower recoil are alot more favarouble.
>>540726443get in anonhot bug cougars are waitingjust for you
>>5407264434/4 again
>>540736663copeif ap3 ammo kits for every currently ap2 gun came into existence light penners would go extinct within a day
>>540733307Jesus fucking Christ look at that assJust LOOK at itJUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT HOW CAN THAT ASS EVEN BE HUMAN???
>>540737147Helldivers are SEs elite, and that ass is appropriately elite for SEs elite assdiver force.
The 60-day patch made melee and flanker units into such non-concerns that the most optimal way to play is to be on medium/heavy pen and never toggle off FPV.
>>540728387still 3/4
Uh oh stinky squid doors have the grenade bug again guess I'll go back to the grenade pistol or thermites fuck me for trying to have fun I guess
>>540737132If it came with a light pen kit that buffed ergo and ammo, medium pen ARs would be a new player thing only (like it is now).
>>540737642Welcome to the grunt fantasy.
>>540737642>grenade bugwhat dis? dont play squids a lot
do people really play this game because they wanted to be hecking space marines? why not go play the actual space marines game
>>540738180I like 8 orbital statagems saturating the same sector, no other game does anything similar to this.
>>540738072Sometimes the parked ships are immune to having grenades thrown into the doors
>>540738180Because the actual space marine game sucks and is boring
>>540737749players with stellar aim consistently ignore ergo as a statI've seen DCS anon run circles around liberator users plenty of times good aim is another way to say fast aim and unless you're slow then ergo should never, EVER impede you
>b-but ap3 is inconvenient!Convenience is a toxic kind of drug. Be more stationary. Crouch or prone. Lead your shots. Learn velocity and bullet drop patterns. HD2 has more Counter-strike than L4D in it.
>>540738952This reads exactly like something alexus would say
>>540738581>DCS anon (using angled foregrip, 1.5x tube sight, and peak physique armour)*
>>540738952nvke of trvththe complete and utter failure of squids as a faction should be more than enough proof that people want their aim to matter and that "horde mechanics" (read: bullet sponge spam) will only be tolerated to a point
>>540737642You have to bank the grenade off the side walls or the inside
Staff, i would like to order one Helldiver 2 Lobby
>>540737642ACthree flak taps to the door and it's gone
>>540739286but aim does matter on squidstaking out voteless legs or heads is way more efficient than mag dumping center masstargeting overseer legs when their shield is up is way more efficient than just magdumping center massgoing for the one-shot head shot against overseers with the dominator, deadeye, slugger, or senator is way more efficient that magdumping center mass
>>540738581But good ergo, low recoil and more ammo are still more usefull than medium pen.See Diligence.DCS is the noobs spam clicker "sniper" weapon.
>>540739482not enough, this only kills them faster whereas heavy armored bots and bugs will simply walk through most things you can spam at themsquids should be reformed to have standard armor mechanics like the other twogive up reinventing the wheel and keep it simpleeveryone would take this as great advice with the exception of retard swedes and their sycophant defense force
Hi. Newfag here. I just got the game yesterday. It's fucking amazing. But I feel like it's missing something. Sex. If they added sexy women and sex mechanics to the game, I feel like it would be game of the decade.Am I right or am I right?
new month means new warbond, give me my tanto
>>540735613>bow and arrow support weapon+backpack that knocks a new arrow automatically after each shot>arrows are tipped with explosives and pressing reload detonates them>team reloading triples the rate of fire
>>540739883Sex with squids
>>540739596Marksman regulars universally agree that DCS is the best DMR, closely followed by Deadeye and a large power gap. Should I listen to the experts who used the whole category more than anyone else or some dweeb that still can't accept he's been dead wrong about meta for 18 months?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241220144112D10 any
>>540739883They should add vr and haptic feedback and sex and vn mechanics and a chatbot imo
>>540739973post names and proof instead of generalizations
>>540739750>heavy armoured bots>it's all AP1 weakpoints that one/two hit them
>>540740009we fvll
>>540740065No need. Spreadsheets, pick rates, and general consensus all side with me. DCS has been about three times as popular as R-63 ever since it got buffed to 200 dmg.
>>540739973Amendament is the best marksman rifle, though.Deadeye is quite good, probably sharing its spot with the Dili.DCS doesn't even make top 3 (unless you only ever play while drunk).
>>540740009>>540740195fuck
>>540740261
>>540740298You're insane. Amendment is worthless. The DMR crowd drowned it in spit as soon as the stats leaked.
>>540740195Why does he have a hairy nutsack chin?
>>540740498new strain
>>540740405Are you lvl 50 or a troll?
>>540740405oh ok you're actually a shitter, that explains a loteven at launch the amendment was a light downgrade to the diligence, but now its pretty much an upgrade.
>Amendment cope episodeMy favorite.
>>540740929Those 0.6% are the SUPER ELITE!!!! You just don't understand!!!
>>540739750>dev team acting like witty egocentric influencers on social media all the time>say outright that they only look at their discord and a heavily sanitized fan subreddit for feedback, like an influencer>fictional """GM""" to conveniently blame for everything instead of the 140+ individuals who aren't seemingly operating under a shared vision or any cohesion whatsoeverIs this satire?
>>540739973Reddit AP3 shitters just don't have an opinion. Simple as that
>>540740985pic related, said super elite
>>540740405are you the guy that says the amendment is bad because you think "it's bad at long range" again?
>It's popular so it's goodQuasar is the best stratagem weapon in the game
>>540741078The CEO said that HD2 is satire, so it checks out.>>540741208You spelled EAT wrong.
>>540741208And Coyote is the best bot weapon, apparentlyThe state of this shitter general
>>540741091t.>>540741208QC is excellent & the king of warstrider seedsnow please don't expose your skill issues further by pretending it's hard to wind up a queso on a warchicken without getting ragdolled
>>540740929An appeal to popularity, also known as the bandwagon fallacy or argumentum ad populum, is a logical fallacy where a claim is asserted to be true or good because a large number of people believe it or support it. This argument is fallacious because the popularity of an idea does not correlate with its actual validity, and it often serves to obscure a lack of evidence or to exploit people's desire to conform.
>>540741348it is the best (as in highest dps) primary across three factions and this was obvious as soon as the stats leaked and ap3 was confirmedhow contrarian do you actually have to be to pretend otherwise? up to a third of all divers are mainlining Coyote now. you are demented.
>>540732752>What’s to be done in this instance, /hdg/?Well I'm here to save the day with an AH certified analysis of all ARs.Note that the Coyote's damage numbers do not take into account the fire DoT. This is because for the two major factions Main HP damage doesn't matter as much as part/limb damage. Just know the bar goes higher if you include it.These charts should be self-explanatory but I'll explain that "Matching" means the penalty for using a weapon with equal level of penetration to the enemy's armor value. "Total" means the added damage of every currently loaded and spare magazine from a complete resupply/HSO drop.What can be concluded from this? Practically nothing! This doesn't take into account spread, recoil, reload time, enemy break points, how impactful the status given is, various durable% of enemies in a given faction, how often enemies you can actually damage are present per seed, nor many more important things!
>>540741362Double retarded take in one post.
>>540741446>pretending the Coyote isn't universally good by implying a fallacy(you)
>>540741583>highest dps>barely beats lib pen in damage per shot when acounting for durable damage
>>540741446if Amendment had any value relative to the R-63 series of rifles it wouldn't have one tenth of the user base. the longer you pretend otherwise the sillier you become. deadest pick since Dan in SFIV. pure undiluted disappointment. needs a workover. I'll stop feeding you (You)s now.
>>540740929from 439 matches WOW
>>540741736>implying it's the best just because it's popular(you)
>>540742301As an AR? It mostly is. It's spot on the list is justified.So is the Amendments.
>Almost all of the good players leave to take a break until the next patch because the game's fucking miserable to play>Check in on the thread>Massive uptick of "Actually this dogshit weapon is good you're just bad :^)" postshmmmmm
>>540742502>/hdg/>any good players at alllol i laffed
They really need to add some space battles in the skybox for Illuminate and Bot planets. Watching SD's sit high above Illuminate ships and not engaging them really made the battle for Super Earth look pathetic.
>>540741585Wow, the devs just hate the Pacifier, huh?Surprised how good LibConc can be if you tryhard with it.
I really need to stop playing until the patch cause this only being able to extract 30 times out of 100 missions shit due to crashes and disconnections is wasting my time more than the game should already be doing.
>>540740405>200 damage per round means damage falloff won't cuck headshot damage>with a 20 round mag >and 8 total mags without siege-ready>~4000 damage per mag point blank>with a rate of fire of 480rpm>and you get a cute little bayonet on the end to go with the peak physique armor you're going to be wearing anyway for the ergo>which gives more loadout options in the form of sidearm and grenades>pairs well with every single support weapon and sidearm in the game>B-BUT IT DOESNT HAVE MEDIUM P-P-PENETRATITITITION! >WHUDDAMISUPPOSEDTUHDO WITHOUT MY MEDIUM PEN BOOLITS HITTING MEDIUM PEN BODY POARTS FOR REDUCED DAMAGE >WHAT DO YOU MEAN """"SHOOT THE WEAK POINT"""" ITS A MOOO-VING TARGET!!!!
>>540743052My thesis is that Arrowhead came up with Pacifier and Coyote as a Pokemon red&blue deal for Adjudicator sidegrades. Alexus whined a lot about it, so they compromised. He got to ruin one gun but had to leave the other untouched. So all the spotlight that was intended on both the red&blue editions is now solely on red. They could still fix this over night with a simple 20% damage buff to Pacifier.
>>540743571peak physique is gutter trash and one of the worst perks to have on you anon please don't make me pull up the spreadsheets again
>>540743052No offense but this is what people mean by spreadsheet balancing.An AH dev looks at these charts and says, "Lib Concussive is good and doesn't need a balance change because the bars are close to each other".The thing is abysmal. It takes at least twice as long to kill anything compared to the alternatives.Meanwhile the pacifier is a great support primary that doesn't leave you defenseless.
why is every general I frequent have to be full of faggots obsessed with some goon on the dev team
>>540743987>The thing is abysmal. It takes at least twice as long to kill anything compared to the alternatives.the meme is that it's not supposed to kill anythingit's a concussive weapon, entire point of it being to stagger whatever you shoot at, guaranteeing you won't get hit back while your turret/drone/grenade/stratagem/teammate kills it.
>>540744124We need asylums back, without internet access so they hang themselves.
>>540744249>the meme is that it's not supposed to kill anythingYeah, that's bad. If that's what the devs want as the weapon's identity then I guess they succeeded.
>>540742682Space Battle Modifier>all stratagems have +10% reload times, enemy reinforcements delay -10%, +25% extract time, +50% extract aggro and -2 deployments per playerAdditional Space Battle planet missions>reddirect orbital artillery (similar to squid mothership missions (gives extra liberation/defence points))>destroy orbital resupply center (similar to bot supply raid, but with a heavy fortress type layout+plenty heavy fortifications (removes 1 random debuff effect for mission duration upon completion))>destroy surface-to-space command array (another heavy command bunker+fortress objective, basically a fortress-in-city combination layout (removes 2 random debuff effects when destroyed))
>>540743628I don't think 10 damage is going to fix the pacifier. It would help, but it also needs incredibly jacked up stun values if it wants to fulfill a good niche of "Kills chaff reasonably efficiently while being good at stunning medium sized enemies" As it stands right now, the fire rate lets it shred chaff pretty quickly but with horrible ammo efficiency while also still not being enough to hold back more than a few medium sized enemies
>>540742283about 10-15 times more if you count stats from previous patches
What's the fucking point?
>>540744581it's one hell of a place to get super baked
>>540744581ILLUMINATE ARE COMINGWE ARE SO BACK
>>540744581YOU WEEL OBZERVE ZE BUGGZ
Hellmire's under attack again. Expected but still disappointing.
>>540744984MO in shambles anyway, might as well cut off Oshaune cause it's a shithole
>>540703141>>540702892>it has its limitations but for someone that uses their sidearm very occasionally (most people) it's probably the best choiceThe talon is one of the best choices for people who use their sidearm all the damn time. Just pace your shots a bit and you can kill things all day with it.
>>540745231>pace your shotsI don't enjoy doing that when I have a gorillion chaff on my ass. For those moments Verdict, GP, Loyalist, Crisper, Dagger all satisfy me more.
>>540745441talon is for the moments when you have oversaar or alpha commander chasing you.
>>540745441if you have a gorillian chaff on your ass why are you using your sidearm and not your primary, support weapon, and/or other stratagems?>because my primary/support is out of ammo and my other stratagems are on cooldownso you've used everything but still have a gorillion chaff on your ass? how did you get into that situation?
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>>540702892melee is fun but usually theres always a better option tho.backpack shield though i think has very good potential, even better than most other shields depending on how you use it
>>540744581Another 3 month story arc culminating in the most disappointing update since Heart of Democracy
Just make everything bad AP4. And make everything good shoot Hellbombs
>>540745879Melee is exclusively good on voteless. Such a rush watching a horde of them running towards you and pulling out your sword to cut em all down
>>540745925Go eat your surströmming, Alexus.
really nigga??
>>540746080ballistic shield + stun lance is also a top tier combo on predator strain
>>540746170Just throw the DSS with Eagle storm on it
>>540745925you joke but these are close to the actual suggestions some faggots actually make
>>540746170It was part of the MO since day 1 it was only a matter of time Shan't be diving hellmire however'beit'stve
>>540745657>primary, support weapon, and/or other stratagemsAlmost all of my favorites primaries and stratagems are used most wisely on targets that are bigger and/or not directly on my ass. Talon can be used in such a playstyle but not overheating it can get tricky at times and that makes it just not as convenient as the alternatives I named.
I remember DSS actions being faster to activate, did they up the sample requirement or does this shit run on the same player count gimmick as the Galactic war mechanic
>>540746267>>540746319how many times are we gonna defend this fucking outpost?? like we already did that on the previous MO, joel is bored nigga
>>540746160>surstromming is bad. you know what it needs? a shit ton of sugar on top. I love sugar. that'll surely make it goodThis is (You) and AP4
>>540746524I think people just stopped bothering to donate
>>540745441then just shoot it and reload it. the pacing shots gimmick only comes into play on your last heat sink anyway so you instead treat ammo boxes as burst/extra damage to sink into enemies
>>540746524>they still haven't changed the incorrect eagle airstrike textthis would LITERALLY take seconds to fix
>>540746409the scythe is a very versitle weapon only when someone has fire resistant armor. usually other passives can beat it but the heavy pen that the scythe can get is hard to beat
>>540746524I wish the eagle strikes were randomized (except smoke) and not just strafe.
>>540746719>drops 500kg on single scavenger near youyeah that would be so much fun
>>540745875failed to join
>>540746687>talking about the talon>brings up the double edged sickle>calls it the scythewhat is this post
>>540746625>pretending that adding something complementary is the same as adding something oppositeI bet you think bread is never an option for a dish. Go away, Alexus.
>>540746170We will fail the MO, because Joel wills it.
>>540746887baked making pasta at the moment my bad, you got the point tho its a dmg dealer agaisnt anything
>>540746652I do that. But I can't do it without wanting one of my other pistols. We need a laser coolant armor perk that buffs heat sinks. It'd make Talon into a borderline primary and possibly best in slot.
>>540746887That's a gloomdiver most likely.
>>540747145always discard your stims after extraction
>>540746939>Add sugar! Add sugar!
>>540747548>add bread! add bread!
This game makes me so mad that I hope Sweden gets conquered completely and Ikea changes it's name to Allah Willing.
lobby2/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241194464263
>>5407477713/4
bringing napalm barrage should be an instant kick
>>540747771full
>>540748878why
>>540748878Yeah, anyone who doesn't like it should be kicked. Indefensibly poor taste.
>>540748878If you die to friendly napalm you’re a fucking idiot and if ‘le waiting for it to burn out’ bothers you, just go shit away from the guy that has it.
>>540748878>bringing napalm barrage... on BOTSHell yeah. I can't tell if it's good but it feels right.
>>540749826More fire is always good.
>>540749826how do i make my game look like this
>>540750051Youtube ‘ps1 helldivers’. Video title is 400 fps but at what cost
>Wait at extraction for someone to drop in or run to the shuttle>DisconnectConvince me not to be that guy that waits for nobody, cause I keep losing out on shit because of this bullcrap.
>go out of the way to drop samples at evac zone>rando runs over and picks them upUnironically how do most people cross the street without dying? Common sense or basic reasoning is extremely rare.
>>540750051helldivers '99
>>540750723Had this happen, and the guy ran off on his own to do side objectives.
>>540750723I did that once, but then realized that they were dropped at evac so i was being a retard for it.Maybe new/casuals?
>>540750051https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5857It's pretty cool but set up is to annoying for me to bother with
>>540751418I would fuck with it if it 1-click on/off, but yeah i aint playing with ini files and shit for a few minutes of novelty.
>>540744124Because this person is either responsible or reflects the opinions of the balancing team or AT LEAST the balancing that ends up getting pushed to the live version. You should hate him, and by extension, them.Being the outlier in every general you frequent in this regard makes you a normalfag, by the way. Pure cattle.
>>540750804i'm just going to assume that the framerate in this webm is somehow lower than the framerate before " '99 mode"kill modern developers
>>540752564about that...
l-lobbby..... dok-doko..........*dies*
>>540692037>use scorcher>kills literally everything aside from harvesters, but does rip their shields pretty effectively like it rips dropship shieldsI just carry a HMG to drill harvesters, and a warp pack to get around quicker. But the scorcher does everything else for me. Even clears hordes with its small explosions per each shot.
Would you recommend the Verdict over the Talon on bugs if I have an Eruptor primary and an AT support? Trying out new loadouts with stuff I rarely use so I'm not sure which of the two would be better in this case
>>540753072I’m at work nigga, fuck.Imagine being so fucking neet that even making a lobby for a video game is too much labor for you.
>>540753272I've never used the verdict
>>540753293*still dead*
>>540753272talon
>>540687827tiny head ass nigga
>>540687827Can you do this picture but with pissdiver armor please.
some little kid on xbox just added meis it even legal to accept? Do I just block him?
Mildly FUNNY money printing lobbyCome steal from swedensteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241233120462/76561198205883657
>>540688678Ai slopparino adepts... Have you forsaken me?
>>5407542782/4Saar do not redeem 2000 super shekels
>>540753272The Verdict is really fun and looks really cool and those are the only reasons to use it.
>>540754278FVLL
>>540754278>missed itFUCKI’m so close to killing out the super store
>If it is lost, we will lose access to the Hive World within the Gloom.nobody cares, nigga
>>540755910I won't fight bugs until they fix or remove dragons
>>540754279nigger
>>5407477713/4 again
>>540755910>they keep attacking it so we eventually lose it so they can soft un-release that part of the update too
>>540756052ORC bro?
>>540740009ggs
>>540754279Remember, Joel doesnt rig MOs. Arrowhead said so.
>>540756882I mean people can still easily do both as long as people don't panic and move over more people than needed to HellmireIn other words lollll we're gonna fail
>>540756747
>>540756612NTA but awful hitreg on their fire breath, their bile sacs can be both destroyed yet they're still able to spit, absurd damage resistance on the wings (20% damage to main) that also can't be destroyed, meaning you can tear both wings to shreds and that fucker still flies no problem, all on top of having as much health as a regular bile titan despite fucking flying and being pretty fucking fast too.
>>540740009GGs
>>540754278This one was probably the most fruitful one so far, got pretty much 2 times more than expectedEnjoy anons!
>>540756052Imagine how cool it would be if dealing enough damage to the wings caused them to fall to the ground, either dying on impact or being forced to scuttle at you instead.
>"Bugs are part and parcel of playing a video game, chud. You need more?"
Are there any good helmets to pair with the light siege ready armor? I was thinking of the halo helmet but I don't have that warbond
>>540754278>ends>join>rip>crash
>>540754278>>540758024high rollers club
>>540758329the brown beret one for OMON larpground breaker for discount monolith larp
>>540688678>>540754279https://youtu.be/k3mtivoKK0M?si=dWt2mZUtqhMT4mvp&t=2
>doing diff 10 bots solo>Get spammed war striders >Literally start to use heaviest armour in game to stay alive>Slow AF>Try car or warp pack>War strider spam>Switch to recoilless rifle because in the stationary anti tank you get overrun worse than bug front>Get spammed detector towers, sometimes up to 3 in most my games>Absolutely miserable experience, brute forcing through waves and waves>Barely complete objectives>Extract, more often not than yes, repeat againAm I mentally ill?
>>540756882>Hydrobius>38% population>1.593%/h>Hellmire>30% population>5.032%/hI may be stupid but I cannot understand how this adds up
>>540758329Field chemist. AKA the chud helmet.
>>540758357THIS GAME KEEPS CRASHING ME ON JOINING A LOBBY, WHY WHY WHY WHY W H Y
>>540759006Its because they over complicated a simple system to artificially slow player progress with a bunch of shit
It's never the fault of the mine layer always the fault of the victim when they die to a mine.
>>540759282bait
>>540759147Veify files anon
>>540740929>Gets their info RIGHT after the patch drops
>>540755675>>540758357Alright-alrightMildly FUNNY money printing lobby: The Second2/4Come claim your 2000 sc or moresteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241233120462/76561198205883657
>>540741124>Dude in pic rel got fuckied bodied by one weird lookin nigga throwing a marble at his planet
https://youtu.be/tA-R9SP0aYI?si=7cMCAQmBm_JF1Tcg>Guy with bayonet is able to move around the screen dodging the insta kill attacks coming from all over>Meanwhile a glitch that lets you spear charger legs gets nerfed because you VILL use the support weapon chud
>>5407597503/4
>>540759006Defence campaigns have different HP values depending on the invasion level which determines how much effort it takes to win.A level 11 defence campaign only has 550k HP.Hydrobius has 1.4 million HP (1 mil base + 400k for having one City). A defence campaign would need to be level 28 to have the same HP as a planet like Hydrobius.So a completed mission on a level 11 defence campaign planet contributes an overall greater percentage than on something like Hydrobius, which is why fewer players can have a bigger impact.
>>540759750FVLL
>>540759750How does one print these sc to help me and a few friends who started playing to steal from the swedes?
>>540760582you use a russian injector cheat
>>540760487I'm glad that this is all explained in the game. I can't imagine making such a convoluted system and then explaining absolutely none of it to your playerbase.
>>540698040I can't help but feel this was designed for how the liberation mechanic worked at the start of the war, where we had so much power we speedran MO's, the current MO and liberation mechanics don't allow side quests
>>540740929>check the site>same 3 primaries used everywhere + thermite is at 40%Top zozzle nice meta arrowhead but what's up the secondaries why is the REDEEMer usage so high? Did some streamfag shill it?
>>540760747I assume it was meant to remain secret, so we couldn't peek behind the curtains and see how meaningless it all is:Just take the average number of players expected, start an appropriately sized enemy attack so that it is a close victory/close defeat/easy victory/easy defeat, and use that to orchestrate the "story".
>>540761072it's because it comes in the first warbond that you get for free and it's serviceable
>>540760747That sounds like durable damage
>>540761072Thermite used to be 60%
>>540761072REDEEMer is just a nice panic spray tool that's especially good for inexperienced players who often find all of their weapons are not available for whatever reason, and they need something to pull out and spray with other than their dick.It won't kill you if you fuck up with it like the GP, Loyalist, Crisper, or Ultimeme, it won't overheat or anything, and unlike the Bushwanker it has more than 3 shots. And it's free.
>>540756882>>540757000>>540759006It still floors me you guys treat MOs and planets as anything special. Everything is rigged and all of the numbers are meaningless.
>>540754279Yes, go gen your own slop
>>540761892>Appealing to triviality
>>540761994it's a video game brothis is as trivial as it could possibly get
>>540761994>>540762090
>>540760684
>>540762365how do you think those lobbies workHarelike Peasant is cheating and everyone attending these lobbies is brown by association
>>540733359hellbomb doesn't take a support weapon slot, which is substantially more important than a backpack. Also utility shouldn't be gated by support slots in a warbond.
>>540761994It is trivial. When you retards get mad at each other for not participating in the latest bullshit MO, it's just petty clown shit.
>>540761892Considering that AH doesn't actually let people liberate planets without their say so, I don't know why they haven't just bit the bullet and made it so that you can play on any biome on any front at any time.>I wanna play this subfaction on this planet!Well too bad, you can't because AH said so. Go fight somewhere else, stupid.
>>540761994>>540762572
>>540761994>>540762505So how much do they pay you to do this?
>>540754279i'm not spending GPU hours on shit i don't like or can't even goon to
>>540762756Every seething reply just proves me right
>>540761994>>540762812
Actually decided to play Gaylo for the first time in my life while I wait for AH to return the only fun and challenging subfaction to the game hopefully non-guttedStarting with Reach, and playing it on Heroic(heard so much about legendary i got cold feet) really puts into perspective how easy as fuck Helldivers is, if John Helldiver stands in the open he gets hit maybe once for 20% HPYeah sure things shoot at you, but they won't hit anywayIf you stay in the open in Gaylo you get>2 grenades thrown at you and they will stick to you and instagib you>a grunt fires a overcharged plasma shot at you(it's homing)>a hunter(i think the birds are called?) shoots a laser beam at you(hitscan)>a monkey with a hammer jumps at you (it will 1-shot you btw)>another monkey fires a covvie rocket equivalent at you(they are very good at aiming these)You will get dominated in 0.5 seconds flat like the pipe-worker you are, the fights are actually thrilling as long as the game lets me keep my sprint. Can't have that shit in Helldivers, the one time an enemy can actually reliably kill the player that shit gets removed
>>540762909>>540761994
>join lobby>they hacked Eagle 1 so she drops a 5000sc bomb instead>free warbonds foreverThanks!!!
>>540763179That's actually kind of funny.
>>540763034oh ok
STUPID NIGGERS FORGOT THE EGG OUTSIDE THE PELICAN
>>540763450>needing samples in 2026-1ahaha lol
>>540763034>a hunterOnes with shields or sniper rifles are Jackals. Ones that run around are Skirmishers. They're the same species>he started with reachchronologically that makes sense but playing the original trilogy is bestDo not bother playing 4 or 5 they are fucking codslop female-written abortions
>we're already back to having most of the support weapons being sub par or outright badWhat the fuck happened? They were doing so well.
>>540763987enemy escalation made anything that doesn't blow a bile titan's head smoove off worthless
>>540761972>>540762851Utterly subhuman, do you think you are doing anything of worth? You have no right to refuse, now get to work for my amusement
>bots building a super weapon>Cyberstan is being terraformed>A while ago New Cyberstan was leakedWhat are the chances that Cyberstan itself will become the super weapon?
>>540764378100%
>>540759750ty hostman
>>540764378Factory worlds are gonna be so coolAnd super fucking laggy
>>540747771ggs fren
>>5407643780%thats where the cyborgs they're repopulating are held up.
>>540764692Damn the squids are packing
>>540764378200%
>>540764764Ever wonder why voteless and abominations look like they are covered in glue?
>>540764213I will continue to generate pictures of smug non-helldiver-related 1girls and you can't stop me
>>540764764>immediately scour for a dickthis general is so HOMOSEXUAL
>They reduce the file size by deleting duplicates>They brick peoples PC's because it deletes files its not supposed to.What are the odds?
>>5407655670%Because they'd never actually try to optimize the game lolll
don't be a jeetredeem the EAT
>>540765768>proper ranging reticle on our bazookasholy shit I'm gonna cum
>>540765768I really wish the real EAT reticle isn't just a red dot, how the fuck does that even make sense for a launcher?
>>540765909it's from a mod called better military reticles, highly recommend it
>>540764213hmm.....nyo.have a completely unrelated extremely low effort generated in 5 seconds automaton instead.
>>540765220Could you maybe generate pictures of smug helldiver-related girls instead? Please?
Anyone have that picture of Coretta Kelly sucking cock?
>>540765917>how the fuck does that even make sense for a launcher?It's an expendable launcher, used once and thrown away. For comparison most modern AT4s still use iron sights, with an effective range of 300m.A proper ranged sight would be expensive and not particularly fit its use-case (short range blow up what's bothering you)Now the recoiless rifle having no ranging, on the other hand...
>>540765917same, it's shameful how players have to constantly step in and fix Arrowhead's dumb inadequacies in things like this. thankfully modders are cooking. modding is the most reliable lane of progress this game ever had.
>>540766162>la creaturacan't get more low effort than that
>>540766373litter.catbox.moe/7v97vp.gif
>>540766512Where's the butt?
>>540765917The sights for an NLAW launcher and AT4 are just a standard rifle ACOG
>>540766375that is all fair but we are the Helldivers, taxpayer's darling. even our cheapest option should be premium as all fuck.
>>540766373https://files.catbox.moe/ilbpld.webm
>Can reliably headshot bot with constitution>Getting bored and mad at the absolute state of HD2>Return playing BFV on EU server>Can barely shoot fag 3 feet away from me with double shotty and keep dying>Quit and returned HD2
>>540766512oh yes we canbeholdthe absolute lowest quality automaton possible
>>540766704.should be premium And it is, you get an actual sight to throw away
>>540688678
>>540766375Picture this: A ranged iron sight with different notches for certain distances.
>>540763987They made fighting every faction worse, stealth nerfed a bunch of shit, and then went on another glorious 11 month vacation
>>540765917can't, needs to share sights with other guns
>>540767137Robutt my beloved
>>540767251I know what you mean but an EAT really isn't intended to be used at range. For comparison, here's the AT4's sights: it's basically pistol sights on a small aperture, really not meant for anything beyond short range.
>>540767021>maintains her demure and jovial smile>meanwhile la creatura smiles like her creator was on alcoholI think we all know who the low quality one is
>>540753272The verdict is for niggers who don't touch their sidearm until their primary runs dry and then they're just magdumping secondary ammo until they die or find more ammo for their primary. The talon is better both in situations where you're constantly using the talon to make precision shots every few moments, or if you are just quick-swapping to it to magdump something while your primary is busy mid-reload or something.
what even is the use case for this thing
>>540766705Hang on a moment, that's not a leandiver
>>540767852Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it can maybe kill a few scavengers
>>540767852Throw it at your teammates and die together for funny reddit moment
>>540767852medal sink
>>540767852dustcatcher until buffed into powercreeping the frag grenade
>>540767634Those are some terrible sights. That aperture is the size of your mom's pussy.
>>540767852being testament to how bringer of balance s*rbian pig sucks the fun out of things and is proficient at making sure an item is ignored by 98% of players despite getting honeymoon privilege
>>540767852Literally nonexistant. Maybe if you spawned with 6 of them, but even then they're still pretty shit.
>>540767852it exists to be further proof that Arrowhead has no idea what to do with grenades
>>540767634>an EAT really isn't intended to be used at rangeif it can kill shit across the entire map I don't care if it was "meant" for it, I will use it that way.
>>540767852they really fucked up this grenade by not making the cluster bomblets take a bit longer to explode. Having a couple of seconds between the primary and secondary detonations could be a decent niche. "covering a large area" is already a niche that's covered by the dynamite and even that's underused. Making it random just makes it all the worse.
I wonder how many cool ideas got shitcanned because Alexus went "EERRRMMMM THATS NOT REALISTIC OF BELIEVABLE"
>>540767634And HMGs aren't intended to be hip fired but here we are
>>540767852Cook it 1-2 seconds, throw at 45 degree angle at your teammates
>>540768450inshallah they will be blasted
>>540767852a grenade to rival throwing knives
Mildly FUNNY lobby: The ThirdD10 anythingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241255795116/76561198205883657
Lobby?
>>540769117Swede niggers will say you should randomly die from full health because something clipped your head hitbox
>"And who are those demanding all these weapons be weakened, you may ask? WHY, THE JOYLESS NERFTRANNIES OF ALPHA CENTAURI!"
>>5407692314/4
>>540769231it fucking failed
>>540767852>explodes for 300 damage (not enough to kill a warrior)>releases 7 bomblets that have 0 penetration if the angle of contact is 26 or more degrees (making the 1 armour warrior immune to anything that's not a dead on hit)>these 7 bomblets then explode for 70 damage but only inside of 1 meter, dropping to 0 damage over 4 meters (meaning a scavenger that's like 1.5 meters away from a bomblet can survive this explosion)>this explosion spawns 6 pieces of standard flak shrapnel>that's... 42 pieces of flak shrapnelcompared to the frag which is just a 500 damage explosion that releases 35 standard flak shrapneland you get 5 of them vs 3 pineapples
>>54076911710/10 kill and sacrifice
>>540768784insane how this nigger still has a job when they need to have a 60 day plan every year to fix his fuckups
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241262512441/76561198008364447bugs or squids
>>540769523schizo theories point to some kind of leverage to blackmail Shams
>>5407696103/4
>>540767852I'm fairly confident that at some point in development this was supposed to be the spiciest grenade. A hand thrown ABRL warhead. Alexus probably seethed that such a grenade could kill a fleshmob in one hit, so he just started nerfing every facet of it.
>>540770045We're still 3/4, one of you sluts should get in here
>>540769743Nepotism seems more likely.
>>540769743My money is still on swedish labor laws being a pain in the ass.
>>540767852to make the thermite look OP
>>540768123it could never power creep frags, unless they made it close multiple bug holes with a single nade.
>>540771984mmm yeah, maybe it should
>Jet-propelled Electric-powered Expendable Tank added next warbondScreenshot this
>Jet-propelled Electric-powered Expendable Dildo added next warbondDo NOT screenshot this
>>540772470>can't kill tanksAdd me to the screencap
>>540772470>>540772580JEET
>>540772470
i love arcing a fat fucking ultimatum load in a bile titan's stupid fucking beakno homo
omg crashed rehosting gimme a sec
>>540769610bros what happened, I'm was sent to the void
>>540773272based
>>540773405>>540773304sweden heard you talking shit
>>540773304steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241267290553/76561198008364447rehosting >>540769610
>>540767852its purpose is to make us depressed
>>540771374He's a S*rb, where is the nepotism?
I guess im not allowed to fuck with my guns. rehosting again.
>>540773521Cool lobby anon>captcha RRASS
>>540773521i joined and then was killed in the same second
>>540773671steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241267440288/76561198008364447
>de-escalator and k-9 no longer targets players whatsoever
i'm so over MOs. i'm going to mess around on Barbaos until these fermented fish fuckers get their shit together
>>540773994>until these fermented fish fuckers get their shit togethernobody tell him
>>540774148:(steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241267291056/76561197999726887
what should i fap to today?
>>540774286
What was so legendary about the shitlo slopbond?
>>540769117>D7 in the early days when AC couldn't damage bile titan heads and there would be fields of the leggy bastards I miss those days sometimes.
>>540705631>>540706830I thought games with kernel anti cheat couldn't run on troonix?
>>540774968GameGuard only exists to steal FPS and data from you. It doesn't stop anything
>>540774858how legendary bad it is
>>540764378I joined the game during the Wasat database MO and I'm only now realising it's probably connected to the automaton super weapon
>>540764378>What are the chances that devs rip off Onions Wars again
>>540775178>le data harvestingMeds
>>540775643>He doesnt think its a possibilityWhat else could it be doing to rape performance?
>>540775785probably raping your cpu cycles to check for bad goyim code like denuvo
>>540774858it had FOUR weapons. that's almost as much as an old warbond
Mildly FUNNY lobby: The FourthD10 anythingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241255795116/76561198205883657
>>540774903>3 stratagems only>200 second cooldowns on your fastest stratagems>rockets that do 1 billion damage>armor values mean nothing at allGame was so ASS.
>>540774263failed. full?
>>540776060>>540769370
I can't believe I ever doubtedpeak physique with an hmg is goated
>>540774903it was a different time
>>540763987durable heavy spam, new heavy units with no weakpoints
>>5407760512/4 and waiting for YOU
>>540776060I said sometimes!
the game used to look so good and crispnone of this BLURRY SHITTY AA or massive jaggies if you disable it
>>540775643All anti cheats collect data are you retarded? Even the most basic one check processes you are running, signatures, services, files and much more, especially retarded AC might even take a screenshot of your screen
>>540767474me and my wife who will not eat me post-coitus
completely obsolete support weapons: railgun, HMG, AMR, Stalwart, flamethrower, spear, WASP, ABRL
extremely faggot poster: anon above me
extremely faggot poster: anon below me
>>5407760513/4Come join us
extremely gay poster: me
>>540776051>>540777398FVLL
>>540777056>flamethrowerI love using that and the hover pack while blasting the theme for Todd's game and pretending I'm a dragon thoughbeit
>>540777056
>>540777479How gay?
>>540777682I like futa
>>540776952Schizo momentAnd even of they did, what do you have to hide? Your folder of loli CP that should rightfully land you in jail for life?
>>540777728Good taste. How do you feel about futa asari?
d10 preds on hellmire, 1 mission insave me from playing with p*bs tonightsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241270988224/
>>540777826Gock is gock
>>540777728But that's based and straight
>>540776096apologies, we filled
>>540758329This helmet is practically made for that armor set. Fits too well
>>540777885Very based, we should admire them together sometime
>>540777728futa isn't gay and neither is liking female dicks
rev up that bread
nothing gay about feminine cock
>>540778054Just let it die
>>540776548I want to say I remember the swiggers whining that they couldnt fix this because of some engine issue, and then a few patches later it got silently changed.
>>540778054Retvrn to /coopg/
>>5407778613/4
>>540778162coopg... home...
>Eagle-1 with the Average Solotrannyhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759094994067133.mp4
>>540777861full
I want to watch a leandiver with a femine cock and jiggly ass cum and shit in a bug hole
>>540777791ok tranny
please God grant me a lobby
>>540778678I'm not the schizo using troonix lmao
>>540779002imagine being a micro$hill in the current year
>>540779146>>540779146>>540779146>>540779146>>540779146fresh hellbread
>>540778914Your prayers have been heard, my chilld. One robutt OP coming up
>>540778157Pretty much everything they've said cant be done do to engine limitations has been disproven. Remember how we "needed" mech limits because too many mechs would impact performance? And then a dupe big proved you could call down 50 of the fucking things with no issues.
>>540779136Yeah imagine being able to run games lmao
>>540746524I've been forgetting to donate, and in any case I'm not really in the habit of picking up samples anymore and my reqs all go toward buying stupid doodads for weapons I'll never touch again after I finish grinding them.It's not as if the DSS is really all that impactful to players on an individual basis, not enough for me to spam "E" during missions and browse through several menu's of nothing.
