Previous: >>540850615>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumnDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m, right, winter, sunny, firm>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
My /uma/ club > your /uma/ club
>>540872468Horrid style, please refrain from posting it ever again
cunnyfags are a disease
>>540872626I implore You to reconsider.
When will Friend points become useful again?
fillies is a disgustingly cringe wordso is cunny but that became crazy normalized considering twitter and reddit normalfags using ithaving said that both are pretend words for pedos that wanna pretend they arent into 3dpd pedophilia
Cunnychads are heroes
>>540872380Yeah, I think I need to go back to the drawing board with my own Seiun. Even if I get the early lead, these bitch falcons keep swooping in on me midrace even without their unique. Maybe I need more wit to outsmart the falcon.
i dislike seiun sky because she reminds me of my ex if she had been a good person
>marked
>>540872807Bourbon should be unethical as well
>>540872807You get the "Most Faggot Post" of the day. Congratulations, faggot.
>>540872836Same. Interacting with whores really fucked me over.
Thoughts on hentai juvenile fillies?
I am once again tired umadacchis
>>540872468thats a big goldship
>>540872932I don't know, the end of that last thread set a pretty high bar.
2 days until Fuji Kiseki!
What did she mean by this?
Digitan LOVE
>>540873006Needs hot gluing
>>540872836this but with gold city
contrary to the people in the previous thread, I can only enjoy futanari if the dick is significantly larger than average
>>540873085she's calling Haru Urara a nigger
>>540872836I like her because she reminds me of your ex who I used to fuck nasty style whenever you were out
>>540873085She lost at February Stakes
>Bitch about not getting groundwork sparks in the last thread>Finally get groundwork, standard, and wet on my Seiun parent with speed and turf sparks.Jesus fucking christ that didn't need to take a week but I'm finally done and I have 2 weeks to build my aces.
>>540873074sex
>>540872836no uma reminds me of my ex because I’ve never been in a relationship
>>540872380it's fine, just consider her as backup. i'm seeing more and more test lobbies with low front runner counts, so it's possible you might need her as the only other front runner as well.
There's nothing wrong with guzzling futa mare cum
>>540873085Maybe that's why her mom is a better racer
>>540873085She doesn't want to be the next Nice Nature.
do NOT open
>Five speed cards>700 speed after senior summer campkill me
>>540873389AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>540873249this doesn't even hurt me because i've always known she was/is a whore
>>540872931>Big tits, big ass, and runs in a high cut leotard with a microskirt>And you get to see constant pantyshots whenever she runsNah Bourbon was literally made to attract all the coomer dimes
Golshi has me completely by the balls
>>540873361Do you have any idea how much a champion mare's semen sells for per ounce?
>>540872468Stop giving Goldshi steroids
>>540873556My cup runneth over, as they say in the bible
>>540873171define considerably above average
>>540873419AIEE HOW CAN THERE BE NOT A SINGLE DOUBLE RAINBOW WITH FIVE SPEED CARDS IN OVER HALF A YEAR
Sorry /uma/. I cannot be rage baited.
>>540872734Hmm... OK!
>>540872954they are cute
>>540873535Well yeah but she is retarded so is it really okay?
HARIKITTE IKOU!!
>>540873471Dude, this general is for people with self-respect.
>>540873085Imagine her goal races being more accurate by including racing her in February Stake like irl. The horse literally eat dirt and finish around dead last.
>>540873613neicha would NOT talk about guzzling futa mare cum she is a girl who likes racing and eating with her friends!!!!!!
>>540873074God, she's so hot
>>540873556That's why it's official Tracen policy for tōrenas to help extract as much as possible, no matter how tired or chafed they get. It's a significant source of funding.You don't want Tazuna coming after you for being under quota, right anon? They'll chain you up in the dorms until you make up the difference!
>>540873556Worth every penny >Chugs futa juice
>Horse with S Rank in Medium Races she feels right at home, this is where she belongs, badadada I'm loving this distance>Add 100m>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEE A LONG RACE?! NOOOOO I DON'T HAVE THE APITUDE FOR THIS, IT'S TOO HARD TOREINA I CAN'T DO IT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!Is this not fucking silly?
>>540873620Above 8 inches, very girthy, big and heavy balls that look like they smell.
>>540873535you can't talk about sweet, innocent bourbon like that...
holy fuark...
>>540872807I would make Top CUNNY happy.
>>540872954My type of poison.
>>540873315it's a grind but once you finally start getting those reliable procs it's worth it
>>540874001post the seiun
>>540873857What's with the cactus?
>>540873842wrong, neicha has no friends
>>540873379delete this
>>540873957>ballsok you're just being an unapologetic faggot at this point
Morally, it’s probably wrong to have sex with Bourbon; however, anyone who sees what she looks like and how she dresses will understand.
>>540872807Top gun grooms YOUEvil horse
>>540874001>sparks>reliable procs
>>540874154>Morally, it’s probably wrong to have sex withWhy are we being invaded by faggots like this?
>>540873783man cannot have self respect without acknowledging his own faultsshe was a decent enough practice gf because when i met her she had become a complete girlfailure so i could farm skill XP without competition. she will still always be a whore THOUGH
>>540873973She needs to eat a burger or twelve
>>540874134Futa with no balls is like a burger with no bun- dumb Japanese bullshit. Do it right, go all the way
Marvelous Sexday
>>540874241It's morally wrong because your children will inherit her giga-autism
>>540872954oh my god
>>540874170I believe a 151+ affinity and full sparked legacy pushes it to like 25% to as high as 50+ for a career. So it's as reliable as it's going to get for now
>>540873957as long as it's uncut that's acceptable
>>540874313I'll give her a ton of protein if you catch my drift
>>540874154>Morally, it’s probably wrong to have sex with Bourbonyou're going to have to explain this one to me, anon
>>540874127I was there, anon. I was there at the Marvelous Sunday Dirt Mile #2. I was there the day the strength of Nice Nature failed.
I feel like symboli confesses in her hot spring trip
ahem, why are we so gay and horny today?
I just kinda want Gold Ship's big round titties on my face that's kinda all like that's it that's all I want
Poor Makween
>>540874241Uma Musume being heavily gatekept fanworkswise by Cygames do attract (or more accurately not repel) moralfag.
>>540874489what are they watching?
thanks gaben
>>540874589Why stop with that? That’s not going to satisfy her.
Moralfags, ho ho ho! Uma sex, no no no!
The fantasyslop OST here is so good. Unfortunately I can't seem to find it on Youtube.
>>540874241>>540874518She's a robot. You're not allowed to fuck robots.
What cards should I use for Seuin Sky for CM3?
>>540874713we got zoomer blud umas before gta 6 on foenem
>>540874489You'd make her eat a bowl of eggs?
>>540873973tits too big
>>540873315post your Seiun? Anons would probably rent her and give you points
>>540874797The ones that give her the skills you want to have as white sparksYou didn't fall for the seiun ace psyop, did you?
What has her so aroused?
>>540874841Close, I'd give her my meat if you follow my meaning
>>540874989Is she not a good ace? Who is?
>>540875117the prospect of cornering makween after curfew and breaking her in
>>540873021>>540873575Golshi is canonically tall and muscular jsyk
>>540872807How is haru more ethical than twin turbo
>>540872045Sorry, Furashu=Flash
>>540875230Any with mid-race uniques. Falcon, Bakushin, McQueen, Daiwa...
>>540874794Who decided that
>>540872807Sweep ethical?
I am breaking and entering __________
>>540871510Last one for nowI can hear her laugh stillhttps://files.catbox.moe/o14h1n.png
._.
>>540873315Think twice before you put her up as your star Umamusume. I put my Seiun Sky up, and all I get is a maximum of 100 worthless club points a day while Seiun cucks me by helping to train the aces that I'll have to race against in CM3. I'd feel too bad swapping her out now. Misery.
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>540875538the anon reading this
>>540874681is it any good?
>>540875634
>>540875653>Mediumno thx
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
>Uma has GREAT mood?>RUIN THE RUN WITH MULTIPLE -1 MOOD BEFORE RACESHIT GAME SHIT GAME SHIT GAME SHIT GAME
>>540875748The grandparents have a pace chaser pink spark as well, and yet people still use her for some reason.
Golshi is tall and in shape. She’s not a roided out shemale.
what the fuck
>>540875634What is spe Chan in? How is Suzuka pregnant?
This is all so hot. Please keep posting.
POST THE OCTOBER SCHEDULE ALREADY CYGAMES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHEN FUJI’S BANNER IS
>>540876113Hey, Pokke, can you throw that at my head so hard I forget that this ever happened?
>>540875634Yakuza, over hereget his family too
Do I save these for anything
>>540875432Ah okay my bad, here. THIS is the final one! https://files.catbox.moe/7gbrys.png
>>540876250Wednesday
>>540875634See what I mean? These retarded huge dicks are stupid.
>>540874794not with THAT attitude .. . .
Th-this'll hold, right?
>>540876338thanks and good night nonny
>>540876353does pokke shave?
>>540874794Says who?
>>540876474horses dont have hair down there
>>540876101I believe that you have mistaken Silence Suzuka's penis for Special Week's. The bulge in Silence Suzuka's stomach suggests that Special Week is "in" her. Furthermore, I believe that Silence Suzuka is not pregnant, and what we are witnessing is a representation of "cumflation".
>>540876353
>>540876338Based bush bro. Thank you for your efforts.
>>540876474>JUNGLE pocketanon, i...
>>540876524Good thing they are umas and not horses.
>>540876474Her name's literally Jungle Pocket.
>>540876338Thank you, anon - hope to see you again some day
>>540876406
>>540876512AH, DARING HEART, SAVE ME!
>>540876353forced sex with pokke
>>540876338Do you use a specific lora or is it just artist tags?
FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUU
>>540876645Post THAT /k/ horse post
>>540876669
>>540876318Someone said there'll be "skill books" in the friend points shop in the future...?
>Just have all these SSR cards bro>Oh you dont have 5 MLB SSR cards?>Guess you lose lolThese guides are so fucking stupid and useless.
>>540876406bwo I barely made the cut with 489k last week, this time retention is gonna be 500k I can already feel it
This is Scarlet when she can't mark you.
>>540876318Buy the follow slots out then save, more things get added later
>>540877141Golshi doesn’t share me
>15 URA>Even one activating makes up for the mediocre blue on one of the parents
>>540876972No and I'm okay with that
CLASS OF 1998
>Finally get a run where I manage to pull Mile S Front S Turf S Groundwork Early Lead Spark>It's on the run where I lost three(!!!) maiden races in a a row front runner and got hit with basically every single debuff the game has to offer back to back to backI'm beginning to notice something about this piece of shit game.
>>540876267Sure anon, here
>>540877073
>>540877497nigerou!
>>540877601Gonna have to let her use my mouth as a toilet
>>540877497
>>540877629Did we just witness a murder?
>got 539k on my second attempt in TT Nice
FAGS
Sex Nature
>>540877423Early Lead is supposed to be mid to bad
Accurately sized Golshi
>>540877141I just love her so much. How can someone be this cute and adorable and erotic at the same time?
>>540877696big hons....
>>540875840CM4 is Medium bwo, people are probably borrowing her to build parents for Summer Maru
Post your favorite uma reaction image.
>witI did it! I finally have my own groundwork parent!
>>540878025>235 mm? So they are miniature?
nyes i'm syafe
>>540873074>>540873857soon
>>540877717
>>540877696>>540878025Are the big horse chads here today?
>>540875653>upset you're helping other trainersI pity you bwo
>>540877949i love the floof but pony tail neicha is just next level hot
>>540878049And my favorite webm is Amazon and Brian dancing someone post it.
This looks pretty good.
>>540878049
>>540878049hey, i made that crop!
>>540876406Nope. it's been creeping up like 10k a week with casuals washing out, the rewards going up leading to people dusting off their and updating teams they been floating at 500k with already and yters just did another round of TT content. Retain last week was what 487K or something
>>540878217
>>540878409>the audio is not playingIt's over.
>>540878078Good job anon
CM 3 90780169
>>540878049why don't we have more other umas for pic related
>>540876902What guide was that? The shitty cm3 guide and What is CM3 guide just lists ideal skills and sources but less obtuse. Not including various whiteboards too
>>540878242god fucking dammit
>>540878078>1* Keep trying.
>>540877327Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi is a shitter, we need Air Jihad
>>540878049This makes me laugh every time I see it for some reason
>>540878557We're so back.
>>540878557
>>540878231If I didn't want to help other trainers I wouldn't have put her up in the first place. I'm just salty about the 100 club point daily maximum.
>>540878078First one is always the sweetest
>>540878557I have the same issue, I have to manually rename all my soundposts I download.
Someone post dia putting her sleeve over toreina's head
>>540878242>>540878409>>540878557Bros what event is this? I know (think) it’s not in Ama’s own career so it must be either Narita’s or a support card right?
>>540878049Simple but effective.
I keep forgetting about hopeful stakes or japan cup
no mile S is fucked but I like literally everything else
>>540878049Gotta be this one. Love this little critter.
>>540878704
>>540878049The classic
>>540878861where's your guts bro?
>>540878914The Empress is just a bitch, who would've guessed?
>>540877227lmao
CM 3 90545866
>>540878960That one makes me horny
>>540878861>no redshift>no outer swellbrocked
>>540878914
>>540879102i could either borrow maruzensky or ryan bwo...
>>540878557>>540878690phone firefox tards lmao
>>540879160There's a simply fix to that. Borrow a Ryan with Maruzenky Grandparents or Maruzensky with Ryan Grandparents.
>>540878415Someone help me
>>540879269but grandparent inherits are not guaranteed...
>"bvos will my umas make it for cee emm"brick>"guys hwo do i improve my umadacchis"nice TT horse bwo>"hmmmmmmm is my le 3 A+ ranking umas good enough for this CM mmmmmm should i move on to leo cup lol"glue>"is this serviceable???"nyoppers see you in B league bwi>"guys after 420 runs im FINANALY done with my ace (pls validate me)"nyo you are nyot lol (nice TT uma tho)
>>540879129
>>540878415Can you imagine? An uma thread without rape?
>>540878543https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/550078Where is a good guide?
>>540879269why would you want red shift? it does nothing this CM
>>540878767It's Brian's event called Starving Warriors, and it's whichever options is the dance-off. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ePE0qhRurtUSorry about it being a zoomer-ass video but it's the first one I found and lets you know anyway kek
>>540879341Umamusume is a hard game but I believe in you.
I like umas that have high self esteem and are fully aware how out of my league they are
>lvl 5 quad speed rainbow>12% fail chance>failhilarious bro I'm laffin
>>540879341Victory is also not guaranteed yet you are fighting hard for it.>>540879384It's an accel skill. The more gambles you have on your gamble the most chances you have of winning.
>>540879343dude if you keep talking like that with that image i'm gonna get you pregnant bwo
Reminder that grandma loves you
>>540879384Did you forget you're in the gaslight general?
>>540879376Fortunately that will never happen
>>540879490>non zero fail chance>fails
>>540879376/uma/ without rape? Imagine takoyaki without octopus.
>>540879383game8 sucksHonestly any yter or the bunch of doc guides:https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS-cgYpuwnoSWe2gS3A0cG4-4P7r7Upy1iIZ_sKlcd_MBRK1CCF2YXisVeNEDY7xSTgwsGD4X8y9G0o/pubhttps://www.canva.com/design/DAGxnoBzdjQ/j9GD4ySx1hdcfbjUzkoUPg/edithttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.0https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/edithttps://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS-cgYpuwnoSWe2gS3A0cG4-4P7r7Upy1iIZ_sKlcd_MBRK1CCF2YXisVeNEDY7xSTgwsGD4X8y9G0o/pub
Every time I see a Tachyon pic it makes me irrationally mad
>>540877141They made her too powerful giving her twintails and that chest
>>540879427Thanks anon, I’ll check it out later when I’m not in public or just finally run NB’s campaign.
You guys only like [Uma Musume] because you want to have sex with her
>>540878230always here
If I don't get anything better before Cancer which should I run?
>>540879570Fair
>>540878049how has no one used this yet
>>540879345what a cute dork
>>540879735anal sex is not real sex so technically speaking I desire nothing from them!
>>540879384Not true. It whiffs if it goes off early but if you pass into 5th at the beginning of the straight, it's good. It pairs well with Let's Pump Some Uma as a gambling combo, because if you hit the leg in 6th you have a good chance of accelerating rapidly into 5th at which point you rocket.
>>540879728Love when Dober looks at me like I’m walking garbage
>>540879748Left I guess, no groundwork proc is too brick
>>540879735okay, and?
>>540879060true, we should kill anyone who doesnt do reverse ntr rape uma art as God intended
>>540879815
>>540879735Look at her
>>540879728
I think I should ignore Spe and have babymaking sex with Cesario instead.
>>540879343I wish I had good TT umas, I have to enjoy being in whatever class accepts 450k-480k racists.
>>540879735Like every healthy man
I want more Umas to look at me like I'm trash
>>540879910At that point just slap On your left on it
>All three of my borrows ended up being fucking garbage shit, even failed a career because I got late started three times in a row>Haven't won a single scrim today, consistently getting 5th to 9thYeah I'm done with this. I'll just put in my barely A Milers and hope I get lucky with B League or some shit.
>>540880036
>>540879735No, it's also because I'm lonely and women rightfully avoid me irl.
>>540880173
>>540878861what does savvy even do? double circles on a green seems kinda wasteful
>tokyo derby witch Tachyon>favorite to win>whatever, give me the results>13th>what the fuck>use my free clock and watch the race to see what's going on>she gets 1st easilystop fucking around you dumb horse
>>540880274
>>540880381wit bonus for race logic checks. Doesn't affect skill proc chance tho
>>540880304What would happen if Bakushin takes the drug ?
>>54088038160 wit and fov, helps a bit with brocks I guess
>>540876873I don't have it, sadly
>>540880186If your late gambler doesn't have>red shift>shooting for victory>let's pump some iron>condor's fury>on your left>furious featthen you're building her wrong
groundwork is gaslightyour 10 million year ancestry of groundwork bloodline?your genetically modified green skills bloodline?your 600 iq wit check?ruined because someone caught up in the mid race anyway
post >yfw>migraine
>>540880186They're not mutually exclusive and it goes without saying you should take oyl on Grass Wonder.
>>540880494>>540880274>>540880036>>540879815CUUUUUTEEEEEEE, HAIL MY EMPRESS
>>540880347He hates it!
sniffa
>>540880457What's her fucking problem ?
>>540872468Fugly artstyle but I'll give it a pass since Gold Ship has shark teeth
The bigger the ‘tism the bigger the tits
>>540878960TRACEEEEEEEEN!
>>540880602i don't have shooting for victorybut i have shooting star
>>540880557>I'm stupid FASTER
Will you choose? Or will you perish like a dog?
>>540880839>target speed inheritbrocked
>TFW tempted to travel to the Kentucky Derby next year because of UmaI wasn't even thinking about horses this time last year.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1Tt-nPH9lcc>tfw your A tier ace fails URA because fuck you just because
does witGOD have a place he uploads his drawings?
>>540879735not true, i want to protect and enjoy the delicious cooking of taishin
>first 4 rests have all been sleep deprived
>>540880821but Super Creek has the biggest tits, not Golshi....
>>540880958I want to bet money on Kitasan's brat winning Larc this weekend...
>>540879735Yes
>>540881018>$8 Topcuck
Gold Ship might unironically be my most fapped to uma.
>>540880839We're both retarded, it's funny watching her use shooting star AFTER someone else crossed the finish line in CM3 roomsMight replace her with my pasa ace tho...
>>540880958It's pretty cool to watch, honestly.
>>540881178She's close, but not quite.
I had no idea what uniques I should have inherited but I did hit good stats. Do I have a chance?
>>540881337>SonichuNooooooooooooooo
>>540881403bro your guts
Just joined a CM Scrim with 6 (SIX) front runners and the lone Blockushin killed every single one of them holy shit, stuff like this makes me want to make my own Blockushin.
>>540872468Global ウマオオオオis recruiting for next monthWe are aiming to reclaim our spot in the top 100 after cleaning houseIf you are interested in joining a top 100 club and are OK with a 40m minimum monthly quota then reply to this post with your ID and I will send you an invite after the month resets
>>540881403Sure, why not.
>Yo, Trainer-kun
>>540881403how come you don't have furious feat
>>540881403You can probably get to Finals A
>>540881403Go out there and test her, anon. Honestly, Furious Feat is the bare minimum to me, without it is straight to the glue factory.
>>540881510Blockushin just rapes front runners, haven't seen mine fail to take the lead once
>>540881327Nothing wrong with that. Her personality is odd but she’s pretty and has a top tier body.
this harlot sent me to the pity ON THE 7TH PRIZE
>>540881589There is no way I'm gonna sit in the middle of those two
>>540881403How do you have a Vodka WITHOUT Furious Feat?
>>540880958The Derby is fun and is a great experience. It’s outrageously expensive though. Locals usually go to Thurby cause it’s more affordable and gives us an opportunity to still have fun at the track and wear goofy hates. It’s 2 weeks before the Derby but thunder over Louisville is really cool too. And get a derby pin so you can go to a lot of stuff for free.
>>540881150How dare they call me that?? *unpeels a 7th banana*
>>540881327For me, it's this cutie
>>5408816781240/1200 mile S is just going to statcheck a lot of timmies even if his skills are dogwater.
>>540881925I go to pity on all of them
>>540882054
>>540881327for me, it's bakushin
You should fap to humans instead
Going to the breeders cup next year at Keeneland. We should have an /uma/ meetup
>>540882331Why would I jack off to Aoi when she’s just Eishin Flash with no boobs?
47395480
got night owl before debut race and havent gotten rid of it in THREE INFIRMARY VISITS. MY MOOD KEEPS GOING DOWN TOO. GRASS WONDER IM GOING TO GLUE YOU.
>>540880494holy fucking cute wife!
heheh nice.
>>540878323Two semen demons
>>540882635This autistic cat hors grew on me very very quickly
>>540882725Want to plunder her booty
>>540882331Happy Meek Sex
>>540882445She wishes she was Flash with no boobs
>>540881616>>540881678>>540881951Only had her at potential 3, wasn't aware it was necessary. I just started building late surgers since I was having a really bad time trying to make a single front runner
front runners fucking suck. one bakushin kills the whole race
the fuck are you doing in my ura finals bakushin?
This Blockushin killed 2 Seiun Sky and a Mihono Bourbon. This is the kind of shit you have to deal with if you don't haev Smart Falcon.
>>540872836I love her because she reminds me of your ex who would give me sloppy reverse paizuri rimjobs while you were asleep
>>540883394Looks like mine with a bit worse stats, good to know it works.Falcon still demolishes Bakushin though.
>>540883558what the fuck is reverse paizuri? she was putting her dick on your chest?
>>540883378>3rd placeAnd her torena didn't believe in her
>>540875373Haru is a retard munchkin with ADHDTwin Turbo is a loli
>>540883617transforming Goldshi into a cute mare
>>540883658>reverse paizuriIt's paizuri except she's facing your ass
>>540883816????????????????????????????????????
>>540873951You go run a 100m right now and tell me how that goes for you
>>540882582senior year late january and i only have C speed...
POST SOMETHING CUTE
>>540883851She likes it
>>540883617My trainee goldshi trolling me by becoming my wife!
>try mile rice shower>got mile S>just barely survive with 3rd place at kikuka sho>1st place in tenno spring is required>500 stam with corner recovery with all of yaeno skills tops out at 3rd placeBitch never stood a chance. It basically requires a god run with the normal medium/long deck to run her at mile, all while training wit.
>>540881512764136603337 Poach me
>>540883978
>>540883617>cuddling with Golshi>it sounds like thishttps://youtu.be/69gHyqwb5yw
mejiro ryan
call the spark
>>5408841403* stam
>>540884140* wit
>>5408841402* pow a billion whites
How would umas react to a fully erect penis
>>540884085
>>540884040don't forget the 20% guts bonus, Rice is really, really obnoxious to train because of it. There's a reason why Falco is so S tier on this CM, the 20% speed/10% power is OP as fuck
>>540884121Invest in an upholstery vacuum or something, bwo
>>540884112Her voice is very soothing
>>540884327stop posting air being cute
>>540884327
If you aren't getting under 1:30:00 timer, you don't really have a real chance at the finals
>>540883378>>540883767Remember to tell your Bakushin that if she gets 3rd place 3 times it counts as getting 1st place.
>>540884239>>540884275>>540884318why even bother getting skills
>>540884112>they made official golshi girlfriend asmr>you have to understand Japanese to enjoy itso over
kill all n*ngen women
>>540882247she'd make a great wife, wouldn't she
>>540873978But would you still love her...
>>540884523nyo
>>540883978You want a cute? My, all I can do is be obtuse
On today's episode of Getting Fucked By Horsecock, my three support careers were as thus:1. Seiun parent run, A/B/A/D/C, Groundwork + Speed Eater + Playtime's Over + Leader's Pride + Summer Runner learnedResult: 1 Power, none of those sparks inherited2. Seiun ace run, SS+/B/A/D/C, no Groundwork inherited nor Mile SResult: 1 Guts, shit sparks3. Seiun ace run again, kneecapped by constant mood debuffs and Slacker + 2 Night Owls that took 2 rests each to heal, A+/B/B+/E+/C, Groundwork + Mile Corners + Wet Conditions learnedResult: 1 Wit, only Mile Corners with Pace Chaser 1That makes 124 Seiun Skies raised without a 3 star spark or Groundwork! Will tomorrow be the lucky day?
>>540883993No one told me Gold Ship was beautiful
>>540884086why are there so many bandaids on her fingers?
anyone got that soundpost of tmo singing?
>>540884797...when she grew up?
>>540884416two cats make fur go everywhere...
>>540884923My stallion wife is gorgeous.
Arent NA newfags the worst?
>>540884929strokin yo shit too hard
the two biggest anime games that are coming out is abandoning gacha. if only uma musume did the same
it's over...
>>540884870this is a good idea, I'm going to do this after I finish my Suzuka runs
>>540884829i can only read so much cute on the side
>>540885214and how long will the last before eos
>>540885214Name of the games, please?
>>540884998HOLY SEX
>>540885331ananta and duet night
>>540885409Thanks, checking them out.
>>540885445brutal mogging
>>540885137it's kind of funny how nobody knows how to act like they've been there before when interacting with JP fans
>>540885409>gta copycats>gachaGta is straight up p2w, bro. It has no need for gacha.
>>540885445>>540885535I'd worship both chests with the same reverence t b h
>>540885535yeah, it's insane how much cuter taishin is.
>>540885445Tickezo SEX
>>540884998>>540884797What's up with this specific kink of Maya growing up
I've seen too many public rooms running tracks with firm conditions and going the opposite direction to the upcoming CM, who is spreading that misinfo? It's hilarious seeing aces with firm conditions or right handed.
>>540885701do you think she screams DAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBIIIIIIIIII when she cums
>>540885535stop like a normal person zoomer scum
Question for the cunny enjoyers, will you still love your wife when she grows up and her youthful body changes into a woman's?
I am so back.
>>540885263Kitasex Black
>>540884870>Seiun ace runHe fell for it!
>it's outPlace your bets. This unironically might be Japan's best chance yet. inb4 it rains and all of them get double digits like Titleholder and Do Deuce
>>540885991idk who Alohi Alii is but that's the cutest name there, so that's my bet
>>540879592Hishiama would never..
>>540885991>white bitch
>>540884870There's nothing about getting fucked by horsecocks here? Can you rewrite this post with more eroticism thanks
>>540885991White birch ftw
>>540879735I only like Super Creek because she wants to spoil me.
>>540885918That's why you go for midgets, like Taishin. They can never truly grow up.
>>540884797>>540884998>>540885716I don't like itdon't like it one bit
>>540885991>hot az hell
>>540886120i know that mutts have trouble reading but good lordhaha you changed a letter how funny
ANON NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT TO A DOGG!
Newfag here, what is a good reroll for starting this patch? Is this good enough for possible tryharding in the future?
>>540885808God I hope so
>>540886337autismGOD...
>>540885445Hardcore mating press SEX with Tickezo and Taishin while Hiyahide watches!
Only torenas who've won rooms sub 1:30 can reply to this
>>540885991the japs will never win. it's time to admit to frog supremacy
>>540885971Seiun is the only front runner who can consistently win Cancer so it's better to run her + 2 gamblers than 3.
Kitisan doesn't know sex
>>540886619>Seiun is the only front runner who can consistently win Cancert. Falconlet
>>540886434My test Maru with no S/playtime/thh, and my Taishin has both reached 1.29.8. That means nothing.
>>540886475:D
>>540886669AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT AND DOXXED MYSELF
>>540886367Rerolling for mlb speed srs like Shinko Windy would be best. You couod also wait and reroll on Summer Maru's banner.
>>540886619Seiun loses to Bakushin unless you get that 1 in a million A+ run with godly stats, and then you may still get blocked. If you're running front you run Falcon. Otherwise, late racists are going to win.
>>540886631from the front.
>>540886619>only front runner who can consistently win>never procs her unique because virtually any other front runner is better at taking the leadgreat "consistent" "ace" bwo
El Condor Pasa.
>>540886669good job Viridi
>>540886346Do what? Give them headpats?
>>540886860el paizuri reverso
>>540885991All in on croixHARIKITTE IKOOOOO
>>540884523
>>540886860I don't like this outfit, even with the boob hole the red coat is just too cool.
>>540886660meant for>>540886475
>>540886934>>540886997NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540886619>Seiun is the only front runner who can consistently win Cancer>Literally gets destroyed by a well built Blockushin Smart Falcon has more consistent wins than Seiun Sky will ever have during this CM.
i know i'm supposed to bring power cards but power training sucks that you get barely more power than from doing speed training
>>540886997Is this how she behaves after she gets married?
>>540872468fuck off and kill yourself already you retarded vandalizer
>>540885445standing naizuri with taishin!!1!
>>540886946is this NTR?
>>540886801But Blockushin loses to people who just run 3 gamblers unless she packs hesitants for them, which she rarely will. Most people are probably just going to run 3 fronts or 2 fronts and a gambler anyway.
>>540887076Power cards are only for skill hints. Cyjews know what they are doing.
>>540886475deck?
>>540873821that's what that line is referencing
>>540887207I hope so.
>>540887302I tried bringing Winning Ticket Guts one time for On Your Left. The stats were atrocious
>>540886997Does the Uma version also lick you a bunch?
>>540887116Is this about the new scenario?
>>540887076at mlb most of your stam training is going to come from power training unless you are doing longs
>>540887265Blockushin is never meant to win
>>540887265Blockushin's job is just to cuck any front runners abusing Seiun's unique. She will lose to anyone else, but her job is to prevent angling and memeing from activating, only Falcon can counter her.
>but the debuffer can't winbro is this your first CM?
>>540884121cute boy!!!!!!>>540883558she would probably give rimjobs but she has A cups so i hope you enjoyed it
>>540886876Thanks bwo
>>540887518What about an Ace Bakushin?
Besides getting ground work, 3 track related skills, speed eater, and accel skills, I have no idea what the stats should look like for a front blocker. Stat wise what do I need to work on for subsequent runs?
>>540887635Whale territory.
how do i get my dailies done faster?
>>5408876766xx/6xx/1200/3xx/1200As high power/wit as possible
>power training gives stamina (nice useful)>power as a stat is awesome and noticeable>stamina training gives guts (cringe)>stamina isnt fun at all to trainIdk why people complain about power cards
>>540887738Cheat EngineYou don't unless you launch the game and find whoever is able to euthanize her career run the fastest.
>>540887738https://github.com/samsulpanjul/umamusume-auto-trainhttps://github.com/steve1316/uma-android-automation
Does the friend shop get updated or do I just start buying out sashes after I finished grabbing Urara's card + friend slots.
>>540887480>>540887580I know brown people have trouble with English but Blockushin strats lose to people who don't prioritize front runners. 3 gamblers have the edge versus your two, and considering they're much easier to raise it's not really worth risking your lobby being filled with El Condor Pasas, Vodkas, Grass Wonders, and Taiki Shuttles
>>540887676consult the guide
>>540887676PWR and WIT, the higher the better. S Turf / S Front also helps. Also, my blockushin is using Long Shot as a green and it works wonderfully, she is never above 5th favorite
>>540887919it gets updated to include other cards.sp gets refreshed monthlyfor now just stockpile
>>540887898unironically would love to use it, but I bet sooner or later someone might get banned by this cuz the japs are like that
Im kinda sad cygames tried so hard to fight the porn for so many yearsWe woulda had like 50 super creek doujins by now
>Anon, please stop shitposting and come to bed. It’s late.
>>540888120So many shota trainers left unmolested...
would you roll for this horse?
>>540888139it's 5:47 you stupid bitch *slaps her with my dick*
Nice Taishin a cute!
>>540888331
>>540887924If you're going with 3 gamblers when most of players are betting on Fronts, just to have a slight advantage against a blockushin player, then you're a fucking retarded and deserve whatever comes to you
>>540887173you know if you keep insulting him, he'll just keep making those "vandalized" threads, right?
>>540888139If anything, I can shitpost more powerfully from my phone while lying in bed
This game would still be alive if it had english dubs.
>>540887743>>540887957>>540888017I have Daiaku Helios but with no LB so no hint lvls or frequency. Should I switch to that and borrow a Silence Suzuka?
>>540888401It’s almost midnight in Germany…
Uma for this feel?
>>540887076power cards are a huge meme and unlike guts they dont get buffed
>>540888514i dont care. more like eishitten poopenfarten amirite
>>540888639Seems like a decent plan if the rainbows are still good.
>>540888414taishin isnt that cute>>540888706horses can't that pettable and trusting
>>540887919Stockpile to 50k and you can freely use everything above that
>fail to get groundwork and mile S>game starts throwing triple rainbows at me
>>540889035why 50k
teio step is dumb and lame
>>540889035What happens at 50k?
>>540889032sex with chibi Teio
>>540888139But you're not Gold City
>>540888920>esl trying to talk shit
It's funny how their tails work as cat tails when scared and dog tails when excited.
Come to bed, already, Toreina. We've got to be up early to train... tch... come on, quick, quick
>>540889181t. Double Jet
Why are these strangers telling me to get in their bed
>>540888139
What's the next "yes, pull" banner for support cards?
>>540888139>>540889401YADA! I'll do whatever I want!
>>540889401too big
>>540889312animal girls are superior
>>540889162>>5408892135 copies of the next card when it releases bros...
>>540889501kita negro rerun next year
>>540889248Thank God, she’s way hotter than that
Give me your best ear wiggles
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE ANOTHER 5SPEED RUN WITH ZERO DOUBLE RAINBOWS AFTER SUMMER please Cygames just grant me some actually usable speed cards in my daily pulls... I don't need a 13th copy of Aoi......
>>540874760https://youtu.be/6_zNgc3RHpw?si=1Xphbnz3jBn1s68n
Hey /Uma/ this is you
totally not an uma
Why is there some brownoid trying to insult everyone?
>>540884797>>540884998Sure. More to grab on.
>>540886657>>540887072What's with the Falcon gaslights lately? Falcon and any other Front lose to good Blockushins anyway. Your Falcon has a 70%-80% of not proccing Angling even if she's in first. Even if she procs Angling inherited ults are weaker and a decent gambler late surger will easily beat you with some luck.Falcon is an overglorified Blockushin not an ace.
>>540889928what about taiki
>>540888139>it's late>you can clearly see the sun shining from the window
Only getting in bed with Golshi
>>540889802Blessed anon. It's not exactly this one, but it's the pt2 that it's also on this channel. Thank you
>>540889763
>>540885991All in on my nigga Byzantine Dream, frogs will kneel to Spechud genes
>>540889993>Falcon is an overglorified Blockushin not an ace.Now that's the /uma/ spirit.
>>540889894Yeah, I'm the green one
RAPEEEEEEE
>>540890115I've seen Falcons lose to Grass even after proccing Angling and Sneeding
>>540889993Falcon beats Bakushin in the first hill and Bakushin never recovers no matter how much power and wit you give her.
>>540890194Your Falcon just sucks bwo
I edited this :3
>>540890194>Late Surger hits the gamble>She wins>WAAAAOW FALCON IS SUCH A WEAK UNIT TOTALLY JUST A GLORIFIED BLOCKUSHIN NOT AN ACEshut the fuck up
How accurate is the Umalator when comparing two of the same Uma? I'm assuming it's relatively accurate when determining if an Uma with higher stats/lacks aptitude is better than one with lower stats/higher aptitude. Because it seems like my new A Mile/A Surger Vodka beats out my old S Mile/S Surger Vodka by a tiny percentage.
>>540890310I haven't seen a single Falcon beat a decent Blockushin and I've seen 1200 Speeed/1200 Power/500+ Wit Falcons
Why did they lock one of the cutest umas into being an untrainable NPC? What were they thinking?
>>540885991Duramente’s kid will beat Kita’s as usual
>>540890406indeed
>>540872468Has any jp artists drawn goldship gigantic or with muscles
You guys do know the reason why Smart Falcon is one of the best front runner to have this CM right? You guys aren't being fucking stupid on purpose RIGHT?
>my blockushin is better your a shit>no my falcon is better your a shit>no u>no uPost a room and prove your claims in a race already.
>>540890546You only want her cause you can’t have her
Wife
>>540890505There is barely any gamble retard. Unless the Late Surger got blocked or built shitty skills Falcon will lose. You need pump to catch up to Seiun, you don't need it to catch up to other Fronts
>>540890786>0.2 accelpump is shit, you want furious feat or on your left.
>>540878049Doto
>>540890546pink
Do people run Falco with S Maru later on?
>>540890513Umalator isn't accurate because it can't simulate real race conditions like positioning and specific skill activations which is extremely important in this CM, just test them in practice rooms if you're not sure
The stakes are
>>540890513Key things to keep in mind:Umalator assumes all skills will activate (even when they literally can't, like groundwork/tail held high without the prerequisite 3 skills)Umalator doesn't take wit into account when judging which uma is betterUmalator runs an Uma on it's lonesome in every test. It doesn't simulate an entire roster or even pit the two against eachother.You can probably trust it if it says one Uma is better than other as long as you are happy with the fact that all your skills could/can activate. But aside from that and stamina/guts checking I wouldn't trust it for anything else
Of course the shittergod saying Falcon is bad is also advocating for Pump gaslight. You know what, keep like this
/uma/ is trying to gaslight people again...
>>540885991Japanese horses just can't win overseas.
>>540890881Why are all of Doto's reaction images like this I thought she was supposed to be a kind and shy uma...
>>540890759I want her because she is cute and her design is top tier.
>>540890865Obviously you want those 2 skills, those aren't really gambling skills though, they proc pretty often. Pump is the gamble skill and that tiny bit more accel when it procs helps you catch up to Seiun sometimes
I do want to see if my blockushin works. Added two extras to make it CM3 ready. 84750157
>>540891095Gaslighting people is good, I won the CM2 finals because of the 1200 stam gaslight
Dia-chan...
I can't tell who's gaslighting who anymore! You guys tell me to get Pump, Furious Feat and On Your Left on Vodka but now you're saying don't get Pump because it's a gaslight I just want to build a strong Uma!
>>540891119Almond Eye did
>>540891169
doto rape
>>540891095I would never gaslight my dacchis
Ladies, calm down…there’s enough torena to go around
>>540891085So it does take into account the secret boost from 600 stam/300 guts for the Tokyo 1600m race?And obviously if it's not taking more specific skill activations into account it's going to be especially inaccurate for this CM then, huh.I'm pretty sure my new Vodka on the left is better than my old one, considering the all around better skill spread. The raw Umalator numbers seem to show the S aptitude isn't making enough of a difference.still so regretting not giving Furious Feat to the one on the first
Hows my deck?
Anal sex with Teio
>>540891564Anon, they're yuri
>>540891354You should get pump to gamble more, gambling is good
I'm waiting for the October schedule release to realize how fucking far behind I am on cm3 ace training.
>>540891320>groundwork didn't proc>bakushin dies instantlynyooo
>>540891320You were supposed to block her so I could win bwo...
>>540891119Loves Only You did
>>540891840It's supposed to be sunny summer retard
>>540891354I want to pump Twin Turbo anon belly full of my goo
I love these chibis bros. No game has better chibis than these.
>Blockusin counters Seiun Sky>But doesn't work on Falcon and pace Pasa>They are both more popular than Seiun in cm3 lobbiesSo why was i supposed to make a Blockushin?
>>540891840Anon, we need to talk about your stam requirements...
>>540891119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdtPoKt2H30>Japanese SUPERSTAR! CESAARIOOOO!
>>540892030Okay well you DEFINITELY should not do that. It's time for Parent/Ace runs!
>>540892053So my Grass Wonder can cuck your Vodka
There should be one CM that's exclusively on a Dirt track. Don't have a Dirt Uma? Get fucked lmao
>>540891354>don't get Pump because it's a gaslightthat's not what I said, what I said was pump is below Furious Feat/On your Left on the priority list because when inherited it's only 0.2 accel. obviously get it if you can afford it after the golden accels
>>540892189Those don't come later along with Sprint CMs and by the time they do come out everyone (unless they're new to the game) should have at least three dirt/sprint Umas or at the very least Dirt Sparks to make one.
>>540891119>marches your lorraine
>>540888139I need my bedtime paizuri first, Eishin
>>540885991I think Orfevre probably had a better chance in 2012 if Stego jobber genes didn't kick in
I kind of hate Global's schedule and the lack of a permanent "neutral" banner for the pulls.I missed the He/She Amazon banner and I don't want either of the fantasy umas. mostly because my condorfag friend would feel bad if I got her fantasy alt and I'm neutral to both uma
>>540891718Oguri is straight
>>540891119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if92X3jk2YYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvfA51OmlSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsagndSbzP4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWgeM6t_EIw
>>540891718stand back Fraudolf, Yogurincap belongs to the FOLKQUEEN
>>540890881>>540891169>>540891427Doto RAPE
>>540892356She's into Kitahara but he's into her mom and Oguri has enough fangirls to rape her.
Oguri is for cute regional jobbers
>>540892147AHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING COLLARBONE
Is Front or Pace Pasa better?
>>540892490Pace Pasa is good if you have the Tail held high combo. Front pasa is better if you have groundwork
>>540892490Better than what?
>her fingers in the holeLewd…
>>540891354This will be the last time I'll talk about this, I'm tired of the same arguments.For Late Surgers:Pump is a gaslight because it's barely noticeable, even Slick Surge is betterRedshift is slightly less gaslight because in 1/10 it will active right at right timeOn your Left is more reliableFurious Feat is the bare minimum to even try, it's the best of the gambler skills. Btw updrafters is not enoughYou can change Pump for Plancha, if your LS ends up at the front positions, Plancha has more chance to activate and help secure position against other LS whose Furious activatedCorner skills helps with positioning, but most of the time will end up at the inner rail aka blockedStraightaway skills can activate at the last spurt, and that is really good. I'll include here any velocity skills that activates in the last spurt, for the first time Triumphant is actually okOuter swell/Rising Dragon sucks for this CMGo out and test your umas. My LS once defeated a /uma/ 7 LS room, and she was the only one without Pump and/or Redshift (I really should've saved this race)I'll not discuss this anymore.
>>540892490my pace pasa has been placing 2-3-4 in test rooms, so it will probably be good in actual cm
I like this bitchy fatty
>doing a mayano top gun run>long day at work i just want to get dailies over with>literally everything goes wrong the entire run, like 3 trips to infirmary doesnt get rid of slacker before summer and she skips summer training twice>awful skill hints>finish 2nd in the last race before ura finale>fuck this shit ass game, end career i'm not using clocks>don't even bother learning skills just press next as fast as possible>get my first 9star stam umasigh
>>540892464Kitahara has enough dick for Oguri and her mom
>>540892334if you are new just reroll for Hishiama
60970645gaslight lobby bring your gaslight Uma and shill your gaslight strat it you win
https://x.com/ihavebread_/status/1972753434274357594?s=46
>>540892636you mean your pasa has been consistently losing?
>>540892356Explain this
You know what I hate more than people gaslighing retards. It's people who use a single race as data as to why something is better than the other.
>>540892835That's Rudolf's fantasy she's always daydreaming.
>>540892356
>>540892331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kluttGunQcSo this is the power of a top japanese hors
>>540892835>explain this scrapped footage that also had umas with human earsIt was scrapped.
>>540892613>belno's parents' company on the jerseysdumb nepo uma
>>540893054what about this official artwork >>540892470
Slacker is the most infuriating shit in the game. Just fucking glue the bitch on the spot.
Are gyarus for marriage
>>540892738Did my Vodka with Plancha just win against 3 Pump Iron Lates? Really, what a surprise, keep going on, /gaslight/ general
Gentilmogging
>>540893130Yes
>>540893131>Did my Vodka with Plancha just win against 3 Pump Iron Lates?No...? You've gone beyond gaslighting to straight lying now.
>>540893130Actually, yes!
>>540893145Still is perfect
>>540893131refer to this >>540892871
>>540893108That's a joke artwork specifically referencing the scrapped dance scene from the "teaser"
>>540893239Poor Tact…
>>540892635Not that anon and that is fair, my late Brian with straightaway accel as her only accel skill won Gemini finals. But I feel like she's able to catch up much easier now that I'm getting pump / red shift / on your left / furious all on her
>3 slacker events>3 infirmary failsthis game is cancer
>>540893313they were just roommates
>>540892334I'm surprised you can't trade umas atleast between mutuals. Horse trading is a thing
It’s time for her daily ear scratches. Reminder that you promised.
>>540893124just do rec and hope for a shrine visit
>>540893395An ugly country bumpkin like Spe should be flattered to be sexually assaulted
My ace runs today were horrendous and bad and stinky but I'll still do at least one scrim today with /uma/ so come join!94980841
>>540892331>Yuros had their strongest batch of umas that year>but they skipped l'Arc to focus on beating the reigning king of the uma worldIt was literally Orfevre's l'Arc to win but he still threw. Next year, he had actual competition like the undefeated french Teio at the time, and we all know what happened there.
>>540893327That's when I'm reminded "oh, right, this game is a giant scam designed to milk gambling addicts out of their money"Literal hell game, better be ready to spend hundreds on the next Big Banner to minimize the agony of grinding
>>540878049DAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYY
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577658765944291361/1422192421999087727/Weight_Limit_ExceededUmamusume.mp4?ex=68dbc768&is=68da75e8&hm=20c736aa69cd9a2b4b64c8c02c08f9620666727780da2d4aa6f0b0faa6b94d7c&Yes i know >discord i dont know how to do the catbox thing okay
>>540893670Whats the next Big Banner then?
>>540886874Deck? I'm doing 3 speed (Kita/Sweep/Flash) but having a hard time maxing her speed.
next thread will be better
>>540893745nice discord link redditor
>>540893745thumbs up react
>>540893745Not clicking that shit
>>540893745guy jorking it react
>>540893745:skull:
>>540893745hehe spechud is a fat fuck
>>540893837so uhhhh add another fucken speed card
>>540893745>i dont know how to do the catbox thing okayyou couldn't take a fucking guess?
what do the nipponese do to the poor horses on that island
>>540893745lol you need an it guy to tell you how to hit upload on a website
>>540893745>discord fags
>>540893745herehttps://files.catbox.moe/brip63.mp4
>>540894151the same shit certain other "cultures" do
Please don’t say “You are lazy”Datte hontou wa crazy
Left or right? Feels like the mile S is the easy answer but she can't fight for first..
Sometimes I feel bad I built my falcon as a blocker because she does so well and if she were a real frontrunner she's just win, then the next game I get blocked by a blockushin an think damn she'd just be dead in the water here if she were a real frontrunnerRock paper scissors fr
>She's been winning multiple /uma/ lobbiesLatekeks...
>>540894151>>540894151horse>>540894151>>540894151pussy?>>540894151
>>540894151
>>540893550U.S.A STRONG! Good race /uma/! Condor had a big lead and kept it but the head finish between Grass Wonder and my Amazon was hype! Hope your farming and races go better or just as well as they have today!
Getting fucked by sparks is the worst thing in this game. You have to play 70% of a fucking career which is like 30 minutes just to get nothing and then you have to finish another meaningless run. What a fucking waste of time
>>540893207But I did though. I knew some brown would pull up a "nuh-uh" so I saved the race.>>540893243>implying I'll reach a list of conclusions based on a single raceNot everyone is a brainlet like you, if you listen to a youtuber gaslight and already consider a fact, that's on you, gaslighter.
>>540894250Right one for sure. You need Groundwork to go off or else you're just dead. Also better skills otherwise and don't think we didn't notice the level 3 Red Ace on the left one...
BAKUSHIN
Special Wife
>>540894250Right, Mile S doesn't matter if you can't get to first place
What's the reason for doing Hopeful Stakes?
>>540894423>+1:30wow, you won against some jobbers. good job on drawing conclusions via sealclubbing. actual retard behavior
>>540893445What about her daily womb pats?
Oh I see why it's the gaslight lobby
Cm3 test90139149
>>540894594It has one of the better race sparks if you're parent farming
>Anon doesn't even show skills and stats and think he's not gaslighting everyone
>>540892397There's actual horse racing fans here?
probably gonna glue both and see if I can get sth better but just wanna ask, which one would you run?
>>540894714>>540894263>She won again
>>540894594For the sparkAlso if you're running McQueen you can fufill her fan requirement off of just that race (If you get 1st-3rd)
>>540894597I'll agree with you, Pump Iron Surgers are no more than jobbers. I'll also agree that a 0.2 above 1:30:00 wasn't optimal, but here you go: >>540886874. This is also mine. A King Halo with Furious+Teio-Step+PlanchaHave a nice day.
Oooh Guinea Pig-kun where is my coffee?
The point of pump is to combo it with red shift. >6th, pump procs>That means you accelerate faster than others, getting into 5th place>5th, red shift procs
>>540894659That’s my job
>>540895067You want it with the *special cream*?
>>540894737Most of the game is based on real life racing history, it's not really a stretch to get into it even if you weren't familiar beforeIn fact we need more keibafags instead of whatever gaslighting bullshit is going on
>>540895180very lucky view
>>540894714Surger Grass Wonder 1stPace Taiki Shuttle 2ndFront Silence Suzuka 3rd>>540894423Yes Anon, she totally didDown for anothercm395920410
>>540895067Here
>>540895180someone help Fuku stand back up !
>>540895283>Pace Taiki Shuttlefags told me my american cowgirl was useless
14990329Awful mood CM3 scrim
>>540894869No....
>>540895283meant for >>that other anon>>540895340Well she hasn't been actually winning many, so I wouldn't exactly recommend using her.
>>540895231Meant to reply to >>540894812
>>540895443>7 latesthis fucking blows
>>540895283I couldn't join, can you make another one? I'm not afraid to lose, above everything, relying on Surgers is the real gamble.
>>540892089How come SUPERSTAR CESARIO is not in the game?
>>540895340useless or not, when the time comes I'm putting my favorite girls in the race
I thought CM1 or especially CM2 showed how there's always going to be some sort of rock/paper/scissors trifecta going. CM2 was whale-capped stats>debuffers>umas above thresholds>whale-capped stats etc. CM3 shouldn't be that different between Blockushin/Front blockers, those relying on Seiun/Pasa ult, and late/end gamblers. Although this time, it does seem more reliant on "Did relevant skill proc or not."
>>540895734Isn't Cesario a JP server Uma?
>>540892734Does that work?
>>5408954431st, 2nd, 3rd
>>540895734>he doesn't know
>>540895734She is though? Not in global yet unfortunately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzXvqRUgDEE
>>540895782>umas above thresholds>whale-capped stats???
>>540895283Seiun Sky ran away with it by 3 lengths (but total whale cards so it was more like 1 or 2 lengths really)Grass in second, followed by Vodka by a neck>>540895678Okay35391229cm3
>>540895734She is thoughbeit
>>540895980normal speka pls zoomer SCUM
>>540895980What is she doing?
>>540895980Not fair. She's not in global. How was I suppose to know.
What would Golshi paizuri be like?
>>540895967Couldn't join again... it's filling too fast. That's actually sad
>blockushin kept the lead without ult proc embarrassing
>>540896134>>540896134>>540896134
>>540896105brash, frenetic, and wholly unsatisfying
>>540895940CM2 is a slight outlier because that was stamina-focused, and there were more umas I've seen with 1k stamina but 2 gold heals and decent velocity skills beat whales who had capped stamina but focused on 3 gold heals. Not every whale overcompensated like that, but I saw it a fair amount.
>>540893745I thought it was funny, is it okay if I save it?Regards.
>>540896248thats not whale capped stats thats stamina overcompensationwhale stats would have overcompensated stamina AND max speed/high pow and velocity skills
>>540893745She must be related to Caseoh.
>>540896582Yeah but like...not every whale is smart like that, I'm sure you've seen screenshots of shit like>All those MLB SSRs>sub 300 wit lolI'm going by what I commonly saw.
>>540892147>teehee, just going to run around ASSAULTING PEOPLEdumb bitch
>>540884998I'm looking at her model, and it sure doesn't look like lolibait to me, her breasts are quite shapely. She's just a short little shrimp, but amply developed for sure.
>>540899021She's prime hebe material. Not a loli.
>>540884998>>540884797>>540885716stop ruining my daughterwife by stapling tumors to her chest, faggots
>>540892650NICEcongrats anon, you won for today
>>540894198>https://files.catbox.moe/brip63.mp4fucking hell I laughed out loud, S1 was so peak
>>540899180