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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)
10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m, right, winter, sunny, firm

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
JP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
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My /uma/ club > your /uma/ club
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>>540872468
Horrid style, please refrain from posting it ever again
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cunnyfags are a disease
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>>540872626
I implore You to reconsider.
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When will Friend points become useful again?
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fillies is a disgustingly cringe word
so is cunny but that became crazy normalized considering twitter and reddit normalfags using it
having said that both are pretend words for pedos that wanna pretend they arent into 3dpd pedophilia
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Cunnychads are heroes
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>>540872380
Yeah, I think I need to go back to the drawing board with my own Seiun. Even if I get the early lead, these bitch falcons keep swooping in on me midrace even without their unique. Maybe I need more wit to outsmart the falcon.
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i dislike seiun sky because she reminds me of my ex if she had been a good person
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>marked
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>>540872807
Bourbon should be unethical as well
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>>540872807
You get the "Most Faggot Post" of the day. Congratulations, faggot.
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>>540872836
Same. Interacting with whores really fucked me over.
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Thoughts on hentai juvenile fillies?
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I am once again tired umadacchis
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>>540872468
thats a big goldship
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>>540872932
I don't know, the end of that last thread set a pretty high bar.
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2 days until Fuji Kiseki!
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What did she mean by this?
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Digitan LOVE
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>>540873006
Needs hot gluing
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>>540872836
this but with gold city
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contrary to the people in the previous thread, I can only enjoy futanari if the dick is significantly larger than average
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>>540873085
she's calling Haru Urara a nigger
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>>540872836
I like her because she reminds me of your ex who I used to fuck nasty style whenever you were out
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>>540873085
She lost at February Stakes
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>Bitch about not getting groundwork sparks in the last thread
>Finally get groundwork, standard, and wet on my Seiun parent with speed and turf sparks.
Jesus fucking christ that didn't need to take a week but I'm finally done and I have 2 weeks to build my aces.
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>>540873074
sex
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>>540872836
no uma reminds me of my ex because I’ve never been in a relationship
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>>540872380
it's fine, just consider her as backup. i'm seeing more and more test lobbies with low front runner counts, so it's possible you might need her as the only other front runner as well.
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There's nothing wrong with guzzling futa mare cum
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>>540873085
Maybe that's why her mom is a better racer
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>>540873085
She doesn't want to be the next Nice Nature.
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do NOT open
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>Five speed cards
>700 speed after senior summer camp
kill me
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>>540873389
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>540873249
this doesn't even hurt me because i've always known she was/is a whore
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>>540872931
>Big tits, big ass, and runs in a high cut leotard with a microskirt
>And you get to see constant pantyshots whenever she runs
Nah Bourbon was literally made to attract all the coomer dimes
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Golshi has me completely by the balls
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>>540873361
Do you have any idea how much a champion mare's semen sells for per ounce?
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>>540872468
Stop giving Goldshi steroids
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>>540873556
My cup runneth over, as they say in the bible
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>>540873171
define considerably above average
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>>540873419
AIEE HOW CAN THERE BE NOT A SINGLE DOUBLE RAINBOW WITH FIVE SPEED CARDS IN OVER HALF A YEAR
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Sorry /uma/. I cannot be rage baited.
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>>540872734
Hmm... OK!
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>>540872954
they are cute
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>>540873535
Well yeah but she is retarded so is it really okay?
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HARIKITTE IKOU!!
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>>540873471
Dude, this general is for people with self-respect.
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>>540873085
Imagine her goal races being more accurate by including racing her in February Stake like irl. The horse literally eat dirt and finish around dead last.
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>>540873613
neicha would NOT talk about guzzling futa mare cum she is a girl who likes racing and eating with her friends!!!!!!
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>>540873074
God, she's so hot
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>>540873556
That's why it's official Tracen policy for tōrenas to help extract as much as possible, no matter how tired or chafed they get. It's a significant source of funding.

You don't want Tazuna coming after you for being under quota, right anon? They'll chain you up in the dorms until you make up the difference!
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>>540873556
Worth every penny
>Chugs futa juice
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>Horse with S Rank in Medium Races she feels right at home, this is where she belongs, badadada I'm loving this distance
>Add 100m
>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEE A LONG RACE?! NOOOOO I DON'T HAVE THE APITUDE FOR THIS, IT'S TOO HARD TOREINA I CAN'T DO IT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Is this not fucking silly?
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>>540873620
Above 8 inches, very girthy, big and heavy balls that look like they smell.
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>>540873535
you can't talk about sweet, innocent bourbon like that...
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holy fuark...
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>>540872807
I would make Top CUNNY happy.
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>>540872954
My type of poison.
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>>540873315
it's a grind but once you finally start getting those reliable procs it's worth it
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>>540874001
post the seiun
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>>540873857
What's with the cactus?
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>>540873842
wrong, neicha has no friends
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>>540873379
delete this
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>>540873957
>balls
ok you're just being an unapologetic faggot at this point
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Morally, it’s probably wrong to have sex with Bourbon; however, anyone who sees what she looks like and how she dresses will understand.
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>>540872807
Top gun grooms YOU

Evil horse
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>>540874001
>sparks
>reliable procs
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>>540874154
>Morally, it’s probably wrong to have sex with
Why are we being invaded by faggots like this?
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>>540873783
man cannot have self respect without acknowledging his own faults
she was a decent enough practice gf because when i met her she had become a complete girlfailure so i could farm skill XP without competition. she will still always be a whore THOUGH
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>>540873973
She needs to eat a burger or twelve
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>>540874134
Futa with no balls is like a burger with no bun- dumb Japanese bullshit. Do it right, go all the way
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Marvelous Sexday
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>>540874241
It's morally wrong because your children will inherit her giga-autism
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>>540872954
oh my god
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>>540874170
I believe a 151+ affinity and full sparked legacy pushes it to like 25% to as high as 50+ for a career. So it's as reliable as it's going to get for now
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>>540873957
as long as it's uncut that's acceptable
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>>540874313
I'll give her a ton of protein if you catch my drift
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>>540874154
>Morally, it’s probably wrong to have sex with Bourbon
you're going to have to explain this one to me, anon
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>>540874127
I was there, anon. I was there at the Marvelous Sunday Dirt Mile #2. I was there the day the strength of Nice Nature failed.
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I feel like symboli confesses in her hot spring trip
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ahem, why are we so gay and horny today?
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I just kinda want Gold Ship's big round titties on my face that's kinda all like that's it that's all I want
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Poor Makween
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>>540874241
Uma Musume being heavily gatekept fanworkswise by Cygames do attract (or more accurately not repel) moralfag.
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>>540874489
what are they watching?
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thanks gaben
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>>540874589
Why stop with that? That’s not going to satisfy her.
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Moralfags, ho ho ho! Uma sex, no no no!
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The fantasyslop OST here is so good. Unfortunately I can't seem to find it on Youtube.
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>>540874241
>>540874518
She's a robot. You're not allowed to fuck robots.
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What cards should I use for Seuin Sky for CM3?
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>>540874713
we got zoomer blud umas before gta 6 on foenem
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>>540874489
You'd make her eat a bowl of eggs?
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>>540873973
tits too big
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>>540873315
post your Seiun? Anons would probably rent her and give you points
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>>540874797
The ones that give her the skills you want to have as white sparks
You didn't fall for the seiun ace psyop, did you?
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What has her so aroused?
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>>540874841
Close, I'd give her my meat if you follow my meaning
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>>540874989
Is she not a good ace? Who is?
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>>540875117
the prospect of cornering makween after curfew and breaking her in
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>>540873021
>>540873575
Golshi is canonically tall and muscular jsyk
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>>540872807
How is haru more ethical than twin turbo
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>>540872045
Sorry, Furashu=Flash
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>>540875230
Any with mid-race uniques. Falcon, Bakushin, McQueen, Daiwa...
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>>540874794
Who decided that
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>>540872807
Sweep ethical?
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I am breaking and entering __________
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>>540871510
Last one for now
I can hear her laugh still
https://files.catbox.moe/o14h1n.png
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._.
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>>540873315
Think twice before you put her up as your star Umamusume. I put my Seiun Sky up, and all I get is a maximum of 100 worthless club points a day while Seiun cucks me by helping to train the aces that I'll have to race against in CM3. I'd feel too bad swapping her out now. Misery.
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turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
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>>540875538
the anon reading this
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>>540874681
is it any good?
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>>540875634
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>>540875653
>Medium
no thx
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sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsters
sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
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>Uma has GREAT mood?
>RUIN THE RUN WITH MULTIPLE -1 MOOD BEFORE RACE
SHIT GAME SHIT GAME SHIT GAME SHIT GAME
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>>540875748
The grandparents have a pace chaser pink spark as well, and yet people still use her for some reason.
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>>540875634
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Golshi is tall and in shape. She’s not a roided out shemale.
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>>540875634
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>>540875634
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what the fuck
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>>540875634
What is spe Chan in? How is Suzuka pregnant?
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>>540875634
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This is all so hot. Please keep posting.
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POST THE OCTOBER SCHEDULE ALREADY CYGAMES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHEN FUJI’S BANNER IS
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>>540876113
Hey, Pokke, can you throw that at my head so hard I forget that this ever happened?
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>>540875634
Yakuza, over here
get his family too
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Do I save these for anything
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>>540875432
Ah okay my bad, here. THIS is the final one!
https://files.catbox.moe/7gbrys.png
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>>540876250
Wednesday
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>>540875634
See what I mean? These retarded huge dicks are stupid.
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>>540874794
not with THAT attitude .. . .
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Th-this'll hold, right?
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>>540876338
thanks and good night nonny
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>>540876353
does pokke shave?
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>>540874794
Says who?
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>>540876474
horses dont have hair down there
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>>540876101
I believe that you have mistaken Silence Suzuka's penis for Special Week's. The bulge in Silence Suzuka's stomach suggests that Special Week is "in" her. Furthermore, I believe that Silence Suzuka is not pregnant, and what we are witnessing is a representation of "cumflation".
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>>540876353
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>>540876338
Based bush bro. Thank you for your efforts.
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>>540876474
>JUNGLE pocket
anon, i...
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>>540876524
Good thing they are umas and not horses.
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>>540876474
Her name's literally Jungle Pocket.
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>>540876338
Thank you, anon - hope to see you again some day
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>>540876406
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>>540876512
AH, DARING HEART, SAVE ME!
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>>540876353
forced sex with pokke
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>>540876338
Do you use a specific lora or is it just artist tags?
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FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUU
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>>540876645
Post THAT /k/ horse post
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>>540876669
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>>540876318
Someone said there'll be "skill books" in the friend points shop in the future...?
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>Just have all these SSR cards bro
>Oh you dont have 5 MLB SSR cards?
>Guess you lose lol
These guides are so fucking stupid and useless.
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>>540876406
bwo I barely made the cut with 489k last week, this time retention is gonna be 500k I can already feel it
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This is Scarlet when she can't mark you.
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>>540876318
Buy the follow slots out then save, more things get added later
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>>540877141
Golshi doesn’t share me
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>15 URA
>Even one activating makes up for the mediocre blue on one of the parents
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>>540876972
No and I'm okay with that
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CLASS OF 1998
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>Finally get a run where I manage to pull Mile S Front S Turf S Groundwork Early Lead Spark
>It's on the run where I lost three(!!!) maiden races in a a row front runner and got hit with basically every single debuff the game has to offer back to back to back
I'm beginning to notice something about this piece of shit game.
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>>540876267
Sure anon, here
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>>540877073
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>>540877497
nigerou!
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>>540877601
Gonna have to let her use my mouth as a toilet
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>>540877497
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>>540877629
Did we just witness a murder?
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>got 539k on my second attempt in TT
Nice
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FAGS
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FAGS
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Sex Nature
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>>540877423
Early Lead is supposed to be mid to bad
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Accurately sized Golshi
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>>540877141
I just love her so much. How can someone be this cute and adorable and erotic at the same time?
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>>540877696
big hons....
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>>540875840
CM4 is Medium bwo, people are probably borrowing her to build parents for Summer Maru
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>wit
I did it! I finally have my own groundwork parent!
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>>540878025
>235 mm?
So they are miniature?
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nyes i'm syafe
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>>540873074
>>540873857
soon
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>>540877696
>>540878025
Are the big horse chads here today?
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>>540875653
>upset you're helping other trainers
I pity you bwo
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>>540877949
i love the floof but pony tail neicha is just next level hot
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>>540878049
And my favorite webm is Amazon and Brian dancing someone post it.
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This looks pretty good.
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>>540878049
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>>540878049
hey, i made that crop!
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>>540876406
Nope. it's been creeping up like 10k a week with casuals washing out, the rewards going up leading to people dusting off their and updating teams they been floating at 500k with already and yters just did another round of TT content. Retain last week was what 487K or something
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>>540878217
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>>540878409
>the audio is not playing
It's over.
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>>540878078
Good job anon
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CM 3 90780169
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>>540878049
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>>540878049
why don't we have more other umas for pic related
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>>540876902
What guide was that? The shitty cm3 guide and What is CM3 guide just lists ideal skills and sources but less obtuse. Not including various whiteboards too
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>>540878242
god fucking dammit
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>>540878078
>1*
Keep trying.
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>>540877327
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi is a shitter, we need Air Jihad
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>>540878049
This makes me laugh every time I see it for some reason
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>>540878557
We're so back.
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>>540878557
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>>540878231
If I didn't want to help other trainers I wouldn't have put her up in the first place. I'm just salty about the 100 club point daily maximum.
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>>540878078
First one is always the sweetest
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>>540878557
I have the same issue, I have to manually rename all my soundposts I download.
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>>540878049
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Someone post dia putting her sleeve over toreina's head
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>>540878242
>>540878409
>>540878557
Bros what event is this? I know (think) it’s not in Ama’s own career so it must be either Narita’s or a support card right?
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>>540878049
Simple but effective.
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I keep forgetting about hopeful stakes or japan cup
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no mile S is fucked but I like literally everything else
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>>540878049
Gotta be this one. Love this little critter.
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>>540878704
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>>540878049
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>>540878049
The classic
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>>540878861
where's your guts bro?
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>>540878049
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>>540878914
The Empress is just a bitch, who would've guessed?
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>>540877227
lmao
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CM 3 90545866
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>>540878960
That one makes me horny
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>>540878861
>no redshift
>no outer swell
brocked
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>>540878914
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>>540879102
i could either borrow maruzensky or ryan bwo...
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>>540878557
>>540878690
phone firefox tards lmao
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>>540879160
There's a simply fix to that. Borrow a Ryan with Maruzenky Grandparents or Maruzensky with Ryan Grandparents.
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>>540878415
Someone help me
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>>540879269
but grandparent inherits are not guaranteed...
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>"bvos will my umas make it for cee emm"
brick
>"guys hwo do i improve my umadacchis"
nice TT horse bwo
>"hmmmmmmm is my le 3 A+ ranking umas good enough for this CM mmmmmm should i move on to leo cup lol"
glue
>"is this serviceable???"
nyoppers see you in B league bwi
>"guys after 420 runs im FINANALY done with my ace (pls validate me)"
nyo you are nyot lol (nice TT uma tho)
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>>540879129
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>>540878415
Can you imagine? An uma thread without rape?
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>>540878543
https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/550078
Where is a good guide?
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>>540879269
why would you want red shift? it does nothing this CM
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>>540878767
It's Brian's event called Starving Warriors, and it's whichever options is the dance-off. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ePE0qhRurtU
Sorry about it being a zoomer-ass video but it's the first one I found and lets you know anyway kek
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>>540879341
Umamusume is a hard game but I believe in you.
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I like umas that have high self esteem and are fully aware how out of my league they are
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>lvl 5 quad speed rainbow
>12% fail chance
>fail
hilarious bro I'm laffin
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>>540879341
Victory is also not guaranteed yet you are fighting hard for it.
>>540879384
It's an accel skill. The more gambles you have on your gamble the most chances you have of winning.
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>>540879343
dude if you keep talking like that with that image i'm gonna get you pregnant bwo
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Reminder that grandma loves you
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>>540879384
Did you forget you're in the gaslight general?
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>>540879376
Fortunately that will never happen
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>>540879490
>non zero fail chance
>fails
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>>540879376
/uma/ without rape? Imagine takoyaki without octopus.
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>>540879383
game8 sucks

Honestly any yter or the bunch of doc guides:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS-
cgYpuwnoSWe2gS3A0cG4-4P7r7Upy1iIZ_sKlcd_MBRK1CCF2YXisVeNEDY7xSTgwsGD4X8y9G0o/pub

https://www.canva.com/design/DAGxnoBzdjQ/j9GD4ySx1hdcfbjUzkoUPg/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.0

https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS-
cgYpuwnoSWe2gS3A0cG4-4P7r7Upy1iIZ_sKlcd_MBRK1CCF2YXisVeNEDY7xSTgwsGD4X8y9G0o/pub
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>>540878049
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Every time I see a Tachyon pic it makes me irrationally mad
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>>540877141
They made her too powerful giving her twintails and that chest
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>>540879427
Thanks anon, I’ll check it out later when I’m not in public or just finally run NB’s campaign.
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You guys only like [Uma Musume] because you want to have sex with her
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>>540878230
always here
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If I don't get anything better before Cancer which should I run?
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>>540879570
Fair
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>>540878049
how has no one used this yet
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>>540879345
what a cute dork
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>>540879735
anal sex is not real sex so technically speaking I desire nothing from them!
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>>540879384
Not true. It whiffs if it goes off early but if you pass into 5th at the beginning of the straight, it's good. It pairs well with Let's Pump Some Uma as a gambling combo, because if you hit the leg in 6th you have a good chance of accelerating rapidly into 5th at which point you rocket.
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>>540879728
Love when Dober looks at me like I’m walking garbage
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>>540879748
Left I guess, no groundwork proc is too brick
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>>540879735
okay, and?
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>>540879060
true, we should kill anyone who doesnt do reverse ntr rape uma art as God intended
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>>540879815
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>>540879735
Look at her
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>>540879728
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I think I should ignore Spe and have babymaking sex with Cesario instead.
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>>540879343
I wish I had good TT umas, I have to enjoy being in whatever class accepts 450k-480k racists.
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>>540879735
Like every healthy man
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I want more Umas to look at me like I'm trash
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>>540879910
At that point just slap On your left on it
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>All three of my borrows ended up being fucking garbage shit, even failed a career because I got late started three times in a row
>Haven't won a single scrim today, consistently getting 5th to 9th
Yeah I'm done with this. I'll just put in my barely A Milers and hope I get lucky with B League or some shit.
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>>540879735
No, it's also because I'm lonely and women rightfully avoid me irl.
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>>540880173
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>>540878861
what does savvy even do? double circles on a green seems kinda wasteful
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>tokyo derby witch Tachyon
>favorite to win
>whatever, give me the results
>13th
>what the fuck
>use my free clock and watch the race to see what's going on
>she gets 1st easily
stop fucking around you dumb horse
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>>540880274
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>>540880381
wit bonus for race logic checks. Doesn't affect skill proc chance tho
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>>540880304
What would happen if Bakushin takes the drug ?
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>>540880381
60 wit and fov, helps a bit with brocks I guess
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>>540876873
I don't have it, sadly
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>>540880186
If your late gambler doesn't have
>red shift
>shooting for victory
>let's pump some iron
>condor's fury
>on your left
>furious feat
then you're building her wrong
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groundwork is gaslight
your 10 million year ancestry of groundwork bloodline?
your genetically modified green skills bloodline?
your 600 iq wit check?
ruined because someone caught up in the mid race anyway
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post >yfw
>migraine
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>>540880186
They're not mutually exclusive and it goes without saying you should take oyl on Grass Wonder.
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>>540880494
>>540880274
>>540880036
>>540879815
CUUUUUTEEEEEEE, HAIL MY EMPRESS
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>>540880347
He hates it!
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>>540878049
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sniffa
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>>540880457
What's her fucking problem ?
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>>540872468
Fugly artstyle but I'll give it a pass since Gold Ship has shark teeth
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The bigger the ‘tism the bigger the tits
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>>540878960
TRACEEEEEEEEN!
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>>540880602
i don't have shooting for victory
but i have shooting star
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>>540880557
>I'm stupid FASTER
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Will you choose? Or will you perish like a dog?
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>>540880839
>target speed inherit
brocked
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>TFW tempted to travel to the Kentucky Derby next year because of Uma
I wasn't even thinking about horses this time last year.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1Tt-nPH9lcc
>tfw your A tier ace fails URA because fuck you just because
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does witGOD have a place he uploads his drawings?
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>>540879735
not true, i want to protect and enjoy the delicious cooking of taishin
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>first 4 rests have all been sleep deprived
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>>540880821
but Super Creek has the biggest tits, not Golshi....
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>>540880958
I want to bet money on Kitasan's brat winning Larc this weekend...
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>>540879735
Yes
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>>540881018
>$8
Topcuck
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Gold Ship might unironically be my most fapped to uma.
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>>540880839
We're both retarded, it's funny watching her use shooting star AFTER someone else crossed the finish line in CM3 rooms
Might replace her with my pasa ace tho...
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>>540880958
It's pretty cool to watch, honestly.
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>>540881178
She's close, but not quite.
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I had no idea what uniques I should have inherited but I did hit good stats. Do I have a chance?
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>>540881337
>Sonichu
Nooooooooooooooo
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>>540881403
bro your guts
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Just joined a CM Scrim with 6 (SIX) front runners and the lone Blockushin killed every single one of them holy shit, stuff like this makes me want to make my own Blockushin.
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>>540872468
Global ウマオオオオis recruiting for next month
We are aiming to reclaim our spot in the top 100 after cleaning house
If you are interested in joining a top 100 club and are OK with a 40m minimum monthly quota then reply to this post with your ID and I will send you an invite after the month resets
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>>540881403
Sure, why not.
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>Yo, Trainer-kun
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>>540881403
how come you don't have furious feat
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>>540881403
You can probably get to Finals A
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>>540881403
Go out there and test her, anon. Honestly, Furious Feat is the bare minimum to me, without it is straight to the glue factory.
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>>540881510
Blockushin just rapes front runners, haven't seen mine fail to take the lead once
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>>540881327
Nothing wrong with that. Her personality is odd but she’s pretty and has a top tier body.
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this harlot sent me to the pity ON THE 7TH PRIZE
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>>540881589
There is no way I'm gonna sit in the middle of those two
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>>540881403
How do you have a Vodka WITHOUT Furious Feat?
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>>540880958
The Derby is fun and is a great experience. It’s outrageously expensive though. Locals usually go to Thurby cause it’s more affordable and gives us an opportunity to still have fun at the track and wear goofy hates. It’s 2 weeks before the Derby but thunder over Louisville is really cool too. And get a derby pin so you can go to a lot of stuff for free.
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>>540881150
How dare they call me that?? *unpeels a 7th banana*
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>>540881327
For me, it's this cutie
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>>540881678
1240/1200 mile S is just going to statcheck a lot of timmies even if his skills are dogwater.
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>>540881925
I go to pity on all of them
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>>540882054
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>>540881327
for me, it's bakushin
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You should fap to humans instead
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Going to the breeders cup next year at Keeneland. We should have an /uma/ meetup
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>>540882331
Why would I jack off to Aoi when she’s just Eishin Flash with no boobs?
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47395480
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got night owl before debut race and havent gotten rid of it in THREE INFIRMARY VISITS. MY MOOD KEEPS GOING DOWN TOO. GRASS WONDER IM GOING TO GLUE YOU.
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>>540880494
holy fucking cute wife!
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heheh nice.
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>>540878049
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>>540878323
Two semen demons
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>>540882635
This autistic cat hors grew on me very very quickly
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>>540882725
Want to plunder her booty
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>>540882331
Happy Meek Sex
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>>540882445
She wishes she was Flash with no boobs
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>>540881616
>>540881678
>>540881951
Only had her at potential 3, wasn't aware it was necessary. I just started building late surgers since I was having a really bad time trying to make a single front runner
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>>540878049
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front runners fucking suck. one bakushin kills the whole race
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the fuck are you doing in my ura finals bakushin?
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This Blockushin killed 2 Seiun Sky and a Mihono Bourbon. This is the kind of shit you have to deal with if you don't haev Smart Falcon.
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>>540872836
I love her because she reminds me of your ex who would give me sloppy reverse paizuri rimjobs while you were asleep
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>>540883394
Looks like mine with a bit worse stats, good to know it works.
Falcon still demolishes Bakushin though.
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>>540883558
what the fuck is reverse paizuri? she was putting her dick on your chest?
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>>540883378
>3rd place
And her torena didn't believe in her
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>>540875373
Haru is a retard munchkin with ADHD
Twin Turbo is a loli
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>>540883617
transforming Goldshi into a cute mare
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>>540883658
>reverse paizuri
It's paizuri except she's facing your ass
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>>540883816
????????????????????????????????????
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>>540873951
You go run a 100m right now and tell me how that goes for you
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>>540882582
senior year late january and i only have C speed...
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POST SOMETHING CUTE
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>>540883851
She likes it
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>>540883617
My trainee goldshi trolling me by becoming my wife!
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>try mile rice shower
>got mile S
>just barely survive with 3rd place at kikuka sho
>1st place in tenno spring is required
>500 stam with corner recovery with all of yaeno skills tops out at 3rd place
Bitch never stood a chance. It basically requires a god run with the normal medium/long deck to run her at mile, all while training wit.
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>>540881512
764136603337 Poach me
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>>540883978
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>>540883617
>cuddling with Golshi
>it sounds like this
https://youtu.be/69gHyqwb5yw
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mejiro ryan
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>>540883978
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call the spark
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>>540884140
3* stam
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>>540884140
* wit
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>>540883978
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>>540884140
2* pow a billion whites
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How would umas react to a fully erect penis
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>>540884085
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>>540884040
don't forget the 20% guts bonus, Rice is really, really obnoxious to train because of it. There's a reason why Falco is so S tier on this CM, the 20% speed/10% power is OP as fuck
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>>540884121
Invest in an upholstery vacuum or something, bwo
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>>540883978
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>>540884112
Her voice is very soothing
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>>540884327
stop posting air being cute
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>>540884327
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If you aren't getting under 1:30:00 timer, you don't really have a real chance at the finals
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>>540883378
>>540883767
Remember to tell your Bakushin that if she gets 3rd place 3 times it counts as getting 1st place.
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>>540884239
>>540884275
>>540884318
why even bother getting skills
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>>540884112
>they made official golshi girlfriend asmr
>you have to understand Japanese to enjoy it
so over
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kill all n*ngen women
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>>540883978
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>>540882247
she'd make a great wife, wouldn't she
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>>540873978
But would you still love her...
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>>540884523
nyo
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>>540883978
You want a cute? My, all I can do is be obtuse
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On today's episode of Getting Fucked By Horsecock, my three support careers were as thus:

1. Seiun parent run, A/B/A/D/C, Groundwork + Speed Eater + Playtime's Over + Leader's Pride + Summer Runner learned
Result: 1 Power, none of those sparks inherited

2. Seiun ace run, SS+/B/A/D/C, no Groundwork inherited nor Mile S
Result: 1 Guts, shit sparks

3. Seiun ace run again, kneecapped by constant mood debuffs and Slacker + 2 Night Owls that took 2 rests each to heal, A+/B/B+/E+/C, Groundwork + Mile Corners + Wet Conditions learned
Result: 1 Wit, only Mile Corners with Pace Chaser 1

That makes 124 Seiun Skies raised without a 3 star spark or Groundwork! Will tomorrow be the lucky day?
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>>540883993
No one told me Gold Ship was beautiful
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>>540884086
why are there so many bandaids on her fingers?
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anyone got that soundpost of tmo singing?
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>>540884797
...when she grew up?
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>>540884416
two cats make fur go everywhere...
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>>540884923
My stallion wife is gorgeous.
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Arent NA newfags the worst?
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>>540884929
strokin yo shit too hard
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the two biggest anime games that are coming out is abandoning gacha. if only uma musume did the same
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it's over...
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>>540884870
this is a good idea, I'm going to do this after I finish my Suzuka runs
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>>540884829
i can only read so much cute on the side
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>>540885214
and how long will the last before eos
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>>540885214
Name of the games, please?
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>>540884998
HOLY SEX
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>>540885331
ananta and duet night
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>>540885409
Thanks, checking them out.
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>>540885445
brutal mogging
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>>540885137
it's kind of funny how nobody knows how to act like they've been there before when interacting with JP fans
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>>540885409
>gta copycats
>gacha
Gta is straight up p2w, bro. It has no need for gacha.
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>>540885445
>>540885535
I'd worship both chests with the same reverence t b h
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>>540885535
yeah, it's insane how much cuter taishin is.
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>>540885445
Tickezo SEX
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>>540884998
>>540884797
What's up with this specific kink of Maya growing up
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I've seen too many public rooms running tracks with firm conditions and going the opposite direction to the upcoming CM, who is spreading that misinfo? It's hilarious seeing aces with firm conditions or right handed.
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>>540885701
do you think she screams DAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBIIIIIIIIII when she cums
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>>540885535
stop like a normal person zoomer scum
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Question for the cunny enjoyers, will you still love your wife when she grows up and her youthful body changes into a woman's?
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I am so back.
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>>540885263
Kitasex Black
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>>540884870
>Seiun ace run
He fell for it!
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>it's out
Place your bets. This unironically might be Japan's best chance yet.
inb4 it rains and all of them get double digits like Titleholder and Do Deuce
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>>540885991
idk who Alohi Alii is but that's the cutest name there, so that's my bet
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>>540879592
Hishiama would never..
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>>540885991
>white bitch
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>>540884870
There's nothing about getting fucked by horsecocks here? Can you rewrite this post with more eroticism thanks
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>>540885991
White birch ftw
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>>540879735
I only like Super Creek because she wants to spoil me.
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>>540885918
That's why you go for midgets, like Taishin. They can never truly grow up.
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>>540884797
>>540884998
>>540885716
I don't like it
don't like it one bit
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>>540885991
>hot az hell
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>>540886120
i know that mutts have trouble reading but good lord
haha you changed a letter how funny
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ANON NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT TO A DOGG!
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Newfag here, what is a good reroll for starting this patch? Is this good enough for possible tryharding in the future?
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>>540885808
God I hope so
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>>540886337
autismGOD...
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>>540885445
Hardcore mating press SEX with Tickezo and Taishin while Hiyahide watches!
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Only torenas who've won rooms sub 1:30 can reply to this
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>>540885991
the japs will never win. it's time to admit to frog supremacy
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>>540885971
Seiun is the only front runner who can consistently win Cancer so it's better to run her + 2 gamblers than 3.
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Kitisan doesn't know sex
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>>540886619
>Seiun is the only front runner who can consistently win Cancer
t. Falconlet
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>>540886434
My test Maru with no S/playtime/thh, and my Taishin has both reached 1.29.8. That means nothing.
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>>540886475
:D
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>>540886669
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT AND DOXXED MYSELF
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>>540886367
Rerolling for mlb speed srs like Shinko Windy would be best. You couod also wait and reroll on Summer Maru's banner.
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>>540886619
Seiun loses to Bakushin unless you get that 1 in a million A+ run with godly stats, and then you may still get blocked.
If you're running front you run Falcon. Otherwise, late racists are going to win.
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>>540886631
from the front.
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>>540886619
>only front runner who can consistently win
>never procs her unique because virtually any other front runner is better at taking the lead
great "consistent" "ace" bwo
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El Condor Pasa.
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>>540886669
good job Viridi
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>>540886346
Do what? Give them headpats?
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>>540886860
el paizuri reverso
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>>540885991
All in on croix
HARIKITTE IKOOOOO
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>>540884523
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>>540886860
I don't like this outfit, even with the boob hole the red coat is just too cool.
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>>540886660
meant for
>>540886475
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>>540884523
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>>540886934
>>540886997
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>540886619
>Seiun is the only front runner who can consistently win Cancer
>Literally gets destroyed by a well built Blockushin
Smart Falcon has more consistent wins than Seiun Sky will ever have during this CM.
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i know i'm supposed to bring power cards but power training sucks that you get barely more power than from doing speed training
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>>540886997
Is this how she behaves after she gets married?
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>>540872468
fuck off and kill yourself already you retarded vandalizer
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>>540885445
standing naizuri with taishin!!1!
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>>540886946
is this NTR?
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>>540886801
But Blockushin loses to people who just run 3 gamblers unless she packs hesitants for them, which she rarely will. Most people are probably just going to run 3 fronts or 2 fronts and a gambler anyway.
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>>540887076
Power cards are only for skill hints. Cyjews know what they are doing.
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>>540886475
deck?
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>>540873821
that's what that line is referencing
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>>540887207
I hope so.
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>>540887302
I tried bringing Winning Ticket Guts one time for On Your Left. The stats were atrocious
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>>540886997
Does the Uma version also lick you a bunch?
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>>540887116
Is this about the new scenario?
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>>540887076
at mlb most of your stam training is going to come from power training unless you are doing longs
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>>540887265
Blockushin is never meant to win
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>>540887265
Blockushin's job is just to cuck any front runners abusing Seiun's unique. She will lose to anyone else, but her job is to prevent angling and memeing from activating, only Falcon can counter her.
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>but the debuffer can't win
bro is this your first CM?
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>>540884121
cute boy!!!!!!
>>540883558
she would probably give rimjobs but she has A cups so i hope you enjoyed it
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>>540886876
Thanks bwo
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>>540887518
What about an Ace Bakushin?
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Besides getting ground work, 3 track related skills, speed eater, and accel skills, I have no idea what the stats should look like for a front blocker. Stat wise what do I need to work on for subsequent runs?
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>>540887635
Whale territory.
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how do i get my dailies done faster?
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>>540887676
6xx/6xx/1200/3xx/1200
As high power/wit as possible
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>power training gives stamina (nice useful)
>power as a stat is awesome and noticeable

>stamina training gives guts (cringe)
>stamina isnt fun at all to train

Idk why people complain about power cards
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>>540887738
Cheat Engine
You don't unless you launch the game and find whoever is able to euthanize her career run the fastest.
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>>540887738
https://github.com/samsulpanjul/umamusume-auto-train
https://github.com/steve1316/uma-android-automation
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Does the friend shop get updated or do I just start buying out sashes after I finished grabbing Urara's card + friend slots.
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>>540887480
>>540887580
I know brown people have trouble with English but Blockushin strats lose to people who don't prioritize front runners. 3 gamblers have the edge versus your two, and considering they're much easier to raise it's not really worth risking your lobby being filled with El Condor Pasas, Vodkas, Grass Wonders, and Taiki Shuttles
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>>540887676
consult the guide
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>>540887676
PWR and WIT, the higher the better. S Turf / S Front also helps. Also, my blockushin is using Long Shot as a green and it works wonderfully, she is never above 5th favorite
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>>540887919
it gets updated to include other cards.
sp gets refreshed monthly
for now just stockpile
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>>540887898
unironically would love to use it, but I bet sooner or later someone might get banned by this cuz the japs are like that
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Im kinda sad cygames tried so hard to fight the porn for so many years

We woulda had like 50 super creek doujins by now
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>Anon, please stop shitposting and come to bed. It’s late.
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>>540888120
So many shota trainers left unmolested...
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would you roll for this horse?
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>>540888139
it's 5:47 you stupid bitch *slaps her with my dick*
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Nice Taishin a cute!
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>>540888331
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>>540887924
If you're going with 3 gamblers when most of players are betting on Fronts, just to have a slight advantage against a blockushin player, then you're a fucking retarded and deserve whatever comes to you
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>>540887173
you know if you keep insulting him, he'll just keep making those "vandalized" threads, right?
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>>540888139
If anything, I can shitpost more powerfully from my phone while lying in bed
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This game would still be alive if it had english dubs.
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>>540887743
>>540887957
>>540888017
I have Daiaku Helios but with no LB so no hint lvls or frequency. Should I switch to that and borrow a Silence Suzuka?
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>>540888401
It’s almost midnight in Germany…
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Uma for this feel?
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>>540887076
power cards are a huge meme and unlike guts they dont get buffed
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>>540888514
i dont care. more like eishitten poopenfarten amirite
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>>540888639
Seems like a decent plan if the rainbows are still good.
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>>540888414
taishin isnt that cute
>>540888706
horses can't that pettable and trusting
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>>540887919
Stockpile to 50k and you can freely use everything above that
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>fail to get groundwork and mile S
>game starts throwing triple rainbows at me
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>>540889035
why 50k
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teio step is dumb and lame
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>>540889035
What happens at 50k?
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>>540889032
sex with chibi Teio
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>>540888139
But you're not Gold City
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>>540888920
>esl trying to talk shit
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It's funny how their tails work as cat tails when scared and dog tails when excited.
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Come to bed, already, Toreina. We've got to be up early to train... tch... come on, quick, quick
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>>540889181
t. Double Jet
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Why are these strangers telling me to get in their bed
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>>540888139
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What's the next "yes, pull" banner for support cards?
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>>540888139
>>540889401
YADA! I'll do whatever I want!
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>>540889401
too big
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>>540889312
animal girls are superior
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>>540889162
>>540889213
5 copies of the next card when it releases bros...
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>>540889501
kita negro rerun next year
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>>540889248
Thank God, she’s way hotter than that
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Give me your best ear wiggles
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AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE ANOTHER 5SPEED RUN WITH ZERO DOUBLE RAINBOWS AFTER SUMMER please Cygames just grant me some actually usable speed cards in my daily pulls... I don't need a 13th copy of Aoi......
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>>540874760
https://youtu.be/6_zNgc3RHpw?si=1Xphbnz3jBn1s68n
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Hey /Uma/ this is you
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totally not an uma
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Why is there some brownoid trying to insult everyone?
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>>540884797
>>540884998
Sure. More to grab on.
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>>540886657
>>540887072
What's with the Falcon gaslights lately? Falcon and any other Front lose to good Blockushins anyway. Your Falcon has a 70%-80% of not proccing Angling even if she's in first. Even if she procs Angling inherited ults are weaker and a decent gambler late surger will easily beat you with some luck.
Falcon is an overglorified Blockushin not an ace.
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>>540889928
what about taiki
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>>540888139
>it's late
>you can clearly see the sun shining from the window
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Only getting in bed with Golshi
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>>540889802
Blessed anon. It's not exactly this one, but it's the pt2 that it's also on this channel. Thank you
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>>540889763
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>>540885991
All in on my nigga Byzantine Dream, frogs will kneel to Spechud genes
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>>540889993
>Falcon is an overglorified Blockushin not an ace.
Now that's the /uma/ spirit.
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>>540889894
Yeah, I'm the green one
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RAPEEEEEEE
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>>540890115
I've seen Falcons lose to Grass even after proccing Angling and Sneeding
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>>540889993
Falcon beats Bakushin in the first hill and Bakushin never recovers no matter how much power and wit you give her.
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>>540890194
Your Falcon just sucks bwo
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I edited this :3
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>>540890194
>Late Surger hits the gamble
>She wins
>WAAAAOW FALCON IS SUCH A WEAK UNIT TOTALLY JUST A GLORIFIED BLOCKUSHIN NOT AN ACE
shut the fuck up
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How accurate is the Umalator when comparing two of the same Uma? I'm assuming it's relatively accurate when determining if an Uma with higher stats/lacks aptitude is better than one with lower stats/higher aptitude. Because it seems like my new A Mile/A Surger Vodka beats out my old S Mile/S Surger Vodka by a tiny percentage.
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>>540890310
I haven't seen a single Falcon beat a decent Blockushin and I've seen 1200 Speeed/1200 Power/500+ Wit Falcons
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Why did they lock one of the cutest umas into being an untrainable NPC? What were they thinking?
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>>540885991
Duramente’s kid will beat Kita’s as usual
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>>540890406
indeed
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>>540872468
Has any jp artists drawn goldship gigantic or with muscles
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You guys do know the reason why Smart Falcon is one of the best front runner to have this CM right? You guys aren't being fucking stupid on purpose RIGHT?
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>my blockushin is better your a shit
>no my falcon is better your a shit
>no u
>no u
Post a room and prove your claims in a race already.
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>>540890546
You only want her cause you can’t have her
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Wife
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>>540890505
There is barely any gamble retard. Unless the Late Surger got blocked or built shitty skills Falcon will lose. You need pump to catch up to Seiun, you don't need it to catch up to other Fronts
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>>540890786
>0.2 accel
pump is shit, you want furious feat or on your left.
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>>540878049
Doto
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>>540890546
pink
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Do people run Falco with S Maru later on?
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>>540890513
Umalator isn't accurate because it can't simulate real race conditions like positioning and specific skill activations which is extremely important in this CM, just test them in practice rooms if you're not sure
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The stakes are
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>>540890513
Key things to keep in mind:
Umalator assumes all skills will activate (even when they literally can't, like groundwork/tail held high without the prerequisite 3 skills)
Umalator doesn't take wit into account when judging which uma is better
Umalator runs an Uma on it's lonesome in every test. It doesn't simulate an entire roster or even pit the two against eachother.

You can probably trust it if it says one Uma is better than other as long as you are happy with the fact that all your skills could/can activate. But aside from that and stamina/guts checking I wouldn't trust it for anything else
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Of course the shittergod saying Falcon is bad is also advocating for Pump gaslight. You know what, keep like this
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/uma/ is trying to gaslight people again...
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>>540885991
Japanese horses just can't win overseas.
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>>540890881
Why are all of Doto's reaction images like this I thought she was supposed to be a kind and shy uma...
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>>540890759
I want her because she is cute and her design is top tier.
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>>540890865
Obviously you want those 2 skills, those aren't really gambling skills though, they proc pretty often. Pump is the gamble skill and that tiny bit more accel when it procs helps you catch up to Seiun sometimes
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I do want to see if my blockushin works. Added two extras to make it CM3 ready. 84750157
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>>540891095
Gaslighting people is good, I won the CM2 finals because of the 1200 stam gaslight
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Dia-chan...
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I can't tell who's gaslighting who anymore! You guys tell me to get Pump, Furious Feat and On Your Left on Vodka but now you're saying don't get Pump because it's a gaslight I just want to build a strong Uma!
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>>540891119
Almond Eye did
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>>540891169
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doto rape
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>>540891095
I would never gaslight my dacchis
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Ladies, calm down…there’s enough torena to go around
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>>540891085
So it does take into account the secret boost from 600 stam/300 guts for the Tokyo 1600m race?
And obviously if it's not taking more specific skill activations into account it's going to be especially inaccurate for this CM then, huh.
I'm pretty sure my new Vodka on the left is better than my old one, considering the all around better skill spread. The raw Umalator numbers seem to show the S aptitude isn't making enough of a difference.
still so regretting not giving Furious Feat to the one on the first
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Hows my deck?
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Anal sex with Teio
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>>540891564
Anon, they're yuri
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>>540891354
You should get pump to gamble more, gambling is good
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I'm waiting for the October schedule release to realize how fucking far behind I am on cm3 ace training.
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>>540891320
>groundwork didn't proc
>bakushin dies instantly
nyooo
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>>540891320
You were supposed to block her so I could win bwo...
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>>540891119
Loves Only You did
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>>540891840
It's supposed to be sunny summer retard
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>>540891354
I want to pump Twin Turbo anon belly full of my goo
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I love these chibis bros. No game has better chibis than these.
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>Blockusin counters Seiun Sky
>But doesn't work on Falcon and pace Pasa
>They are both more popular than Seiun in cm3 lobbies
So why was i supposed to make a Blockushin?
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>>540891840
Anon, we need to talk about your stam requirements...
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>>540891119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdtPoKt2H30
>Japanese SUPERSTAR! CESAARIOOOO!
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>>540892030
Okay well you DEFINITELY should not do that. It's time for Parent/Ace runs!
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>>540892053
So my Grass Wonder can cuck your Vodka
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There should be one CM that's exclusively on a Dirt track. Don't have a Dirt Uma? Get fucked lmao
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>>540891354
>don't get Pump because it's a gaslight
that's not what I said, what I said was pump is below Furious Feat/On your Left on the priority list because when inherited it's only 0.2 accel. obviously get it if you can afford it after the golden accels
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>>540892189
Those don't come later along with Sprint CMs and by the time they do come out everyone (unless they're new to the game) should have at least three dirt/sprint Umas or at the very least Dirt Sparks to make one.
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>>540891119
>marches your lorraine
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>>540888139
I need my bedtime paizuri first, Eishin
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>>540885991
I think Orfevre probably had a better chance in 2012 if Stego jobber genes didn't kick in
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I kind of hate Global's schedule and the lack of a permanent "neutral" banner for the pulls.
I missed the He/She Amazon banner and I don't want either of the fantasy umas. mostly because my condorfag friend would feel bad if I got her fantasy alt and I'm neutral to both uma
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>>540891718
Oguri is straight
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>>540891119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if92X3jk2YY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvfA51OmlSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsagndSbzP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWgeM6t_EIw
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>>540891718
stand back Fraudolf, Yogurincap belongs to the FOLKQUEEN
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>>540890881
>>540891169
>>540891427
Doto RAPE
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>>540892356
She's into Kitahara but he's into her mom and Oguri has enough fangirls to rape her.
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Oguri is for cute regional jobbers
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>>540892147
AHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING COLLARBONE
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Is Front or Pace Pasa better?
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>>540892490
Pace Pasa is good if you have the Tail held high combo. Front pasa is better if you have groundwork
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>>540892490
Better than what?
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>her fingers in the hole
Lewd…
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>>540891354
This will be the last time I'll talk about this, I'm tired of the same arguments.
For Late Surgers:
Pump is a gaslight because it's barely noticeable, even Slick Surge is better
Redshift is slightly less gaslight because in 1/10 it will active right at right time
On your Left is more reliable
Furious Feat is the bare minimum to even try, it's the best of the gambler skills. Btw updrafters is not enough
You can change Pump for Plancha, if your LS ends up at the front positions, Plancha has more chance to activate and help secure position against other LS whose Furious activated
Corner skills helps with positioning, but most of the time will end up at the inner rail aka blocked
Straightaway skills can activate at the last spurt, and that is really good. I'll include here any velocity skills that activates in the last spurt, for the first time Triumphant is actually ok
Outer swell/Rising Dragon sucks for this CM

Go out and test your umas. My LS once defeated a /uma/ 7 LS room, and she was the only one without Pump and/or Redshift (I really should've saved this race)

I'll not discuss this anymore.
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>>540892490
my pace pasa has been placing 2-3-4 in test rooms, so it will probably be good in actual cm
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I like this bitchy fatty
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>doing a mayano top gun run
>long day at work i just want to get dailies over with
>literally everything goes wrong the entire run, like 3 trips to infirmary doesnt get rid of slacker before summer and she skips summer training twice
>awful skill hints
>finish 2nd in the last race before ura finale
>fuck this shit ass game, end career i'm not using clocks
>don't even bother learning skills just press next as fast as possible
>get my first 9star stam uma
sigh
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>>540892464
Kitahara has enough dick for Oguri and her mom
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>>540892334
if you are new just reroll for Hishiama
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60970645
gaslight lobby bring your gaslight Uma and shill your gaslight strat it you win
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https://x.com/ihavebread_/status/1972753434274357594?s=46
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>>540892636
you mean your pasa has been consistently losing?
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>>540892356
Explain this
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You know what I hate more than people gaslighing retards. It's people who use a single race as data as to why something is better than the other.
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>>540892835
That's Rudolf's fantasy she's always daydreaming.
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>>540892356
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>>540892331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kluttGunQc
So this is the power of a top japanese hors
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>>540892835
>explain this scrapped footage that also had umas with human ears
It was scrapped.
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>>540892613
>belno's parents' company on the jerseys
dumb nepo uma
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>>540893054
what about this official artwork >>540892470
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Slacker is the most infuriating shit in the game. Just fucking glue the bitch on the spot.
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Are gyarus for marriage
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>>540892738
Did my Vodka with Plancha just win against 3 Pump Iron Lates? Really, what a surprise, keep going on, /gaslight/ general
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Gentilmogging
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>>540893130
Yes
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>>540893131
>Did my Vodka with Plancha just win against 3 Pump Iron Lates?
No...? You've gone beyond gaslighting to straight lying now.
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>>540893130
Actually, yes!
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>>540893145
Still is perfect
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>>540893131
refer to this >>540892871
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>>540893108
That's a joke artwork specifically referencing the scrapped dance scene from the "teaser"
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>>540893239
Poor Tact…
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>>540892635
Not that anon and that is fair, my late Brian with straightaway accel as her only accel skill won Gemini finals. But I feel like she's able to catch up much easier now that I'm getting pump / red shift / on your left / furious all on her
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>3 slacker events
>3 infirmary fails
this game is cancer
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>>540893313
they were just roommates
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>>540878049
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>>540892334
I'm surprised you can't trade umas atleast between mutuals. Horse trading is a thing
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It’s time for her daily ear scratches. Reminder that you promised.
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>>540893124
just do rec and hope for a shrine visit
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>>540893395
An ugly country bumpkin like Spe should be flattered to be sexually assaulted
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My ace runs today were horrendous and bad and stinky but I'll still do at least one scrim today with /uma/ so come join!
94980841
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>>540892331
>Yuros had their strongest batch of umas that year
>but they skipped l'Arc to focus on beating the reigning king of the uma world
It was literally Orfevre's l'Arc to win but he still threw. Next year, he had actual competition like the undefeated french Teio at the time, and we all know what happened there.
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>>540893327
That's when I'm reminded "oh, right, this game is a giant scam designed to milk gambling addicts out of their money"
Literal hell game, better be ready to spend hundreds on the next Big Banner to minimize the agony of grinding
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>>540878049
DAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYY
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577658765944291361/1422192421999087727/Weight_Limit_ExceededUmamusume.mp4?ex=68dbc768&is=68da75e8&hm=20c736aa69cd9a2b4b64c8c02c08f9620666727780da2d4aa6f0b0faa6b94d7c&

Yes i know >discord i dont know how to do the catbox thing okay
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>>540893670
Whats the next Big Banner then?
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>>540886874
Deck? I'm doing 3 speed (Kita/Sweep/Flash) but having a hard time maxing her speed.
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next thread will be better
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>>540893745
nice discord link redditor
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>>540893745
thumbs up react
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>>540893745
Not clicking that shit
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>>540893745
guy jorking it react
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>>540893745
:skull:
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>>540893745
hehe spechud is a fat fuck
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>>540893837
so uhhhh add another fucken speed card
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>>540893745
>i dont know how to do the catbox thing okay
you couldn't take a fucking guess?
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what do the nipponese do to the poor horses on that island
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>>540893745
lol you need an it guy to tell you how to hit upload on a website
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>>540893745
>discord fags
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>>540893745
here
https://files.catbox.moe/brip63.mp4
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>>540894151
the same shit certain other "cultures" do
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Please don’t say “You are lazy”
Datte hontou wa crazy
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Left or right? Feels like the mile S is the easy answer but she can't fight for first..
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Sometimes I feel bad I built my falcon as a blocker because she does so well and if she were a real frontrunner she's just win, then the next game I get blocked by a blockushin an think damn she'd just be dead in the water here if she were a real frontrunner
Rock paper scissors fr
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>She's been winning multiple /uma/ lobbies
Latekeks...
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>>540894151
>>540894151
horse>>540894151
>>540894151
pussy?>>540894151
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>>540893550
U.S.A STRONG! Good race /uma/! Condor had a big lead and kept it but the head finish between Grass Wonder and my Amazon was hype! Hope your farming and races go better or just as well as they have today!
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Getting fucked by sparks is the worst thing in this game. You have to play 70% of a fucking career which is like 30 minutes just to get nothing and then you have to finish another meaningless run. What a fucking waste of time
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>>540893207
But I did though. I knew some brown would pull up a "nuh-uh" so I saved the race.
>>540893243
>implying I'll reach a list of conclusions based on a single race
Not everyone is a brainlet like you, if you listen to a youtuber gaslight and already consider a fact, that's on you, gaslighter.
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>>540894250
Right one for sure. You need Groundwork to go off or else you're just dead. Also better skills otherwise and don't think we didn't notice the level 3 Red Ace on the left one...
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BAKUSHIN
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Special Wife
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>>540894250
Right, Mile S doesn't matter if you can't get to first place
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>>540883978
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>>540894423
>+1:30
wow, you won against some jobbers. good job on drawing conclusions via sealclubbing. actual retard behavior
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>>540893445
What about her daily womb pats?
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Oh I see why it's the gaslight lobby
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Cm3 test
90139149
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>>540894594
It has one of the better race sparks if you're parent farming
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>Anon doesn't even show skills and stats and think he's not gaslighting everyone
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>>540892397
There's actual horse racing fans here?
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probably gonna glue both and see if I can get sth better but just wanna ask, which one would you run?
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>>540878049
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>>540894714
>>540894263
>She won again
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>>540894594
For the spark
Also if you're running McQueen you can fufill her fan requirement off of just that race (If you get 1st-3rd)
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>>540894597
I'll agree with you, Pump Iron Surgers are no more than jobbers. I'll also agree that a 0.2 above 1:30:00 wasn't optimal, but here you go: >>540886874. This is also mine. A King Halo with Furious+Teio-Step+Plancha

Have a nice day.
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The point of pump is to combo it with red shift.
>6th, pump procs
>That means you accelerate faster than others, getting into 5th place
>5th, red shift procs
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>>540894659
That’s my job
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>>540895067
You want it with the *special cream*?
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>>540894737
Most of the game is based on real life racing history, it's not really a stretch to get into it even if you weren't familiar before
In fact we need more keibafags instead of whatever gaslighting bullshit is going on
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>>540895180
very lucky view
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>>540894714
Surger Grass Wonder 1st
Pace Taiki Shuttle 2nd
Front Silence Suzuka 3rd
>>540894423
Yes Anon, she totally did
Down for another
cm3
95920410
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>>540895067
Here
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>>540895180
someone help Fuku stand back up !
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>>540895283
>Pace Taiki Shuttle
fags told me my american cowgirl was useless
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Awful mood CM3 scrim
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>>540894869
No....
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>>540895283
meant for >>that other anon
>>540895340
Well she hasn't been actually winning many, so I wouldn't exactly recommend using her.
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>>540895231
Meant to reply to >>540894812
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>>540895443
>7 lates
this fucking blows
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>>540895283
I couldn't join, can you make another one? I'm not afraid to lose, above everything, relying on Surgers is the real gamble.
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>>540892089
How come SUPERSTAR CESARIO is not in the game?
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>>540895340
useless or not, when the time comes I'm putting my favorite girls in the race
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I thought CM1 or especially CM2 showed how there's always going to be some sort of rock/paper/scissors trifecta going. CM2 was whale-capped stats>debuffers>umas above thresholds>whale-capped stats etc. CM3 shouldn't be that different between Blockushin/Front blockers, those relying on Seiun/Pasa ult, and late/end gamblers. Although this time, it does seem more reliant on "Did relevant skill proc or not."
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>>540895734
Isn't Cesario a JP server Uma?
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>>540892734
Does that work?
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>>540895443
1st, 2nd, 3rd
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>>540895734
>he doesn't know
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>>540895734
She is though? Not in global yet unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzXvqRUgDEE
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>>540895782
>umas above thresholds>whale-capped stats
???
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>>540895283
Seiun Sky ran away with it by 3 lengths (but total whale cards so it was more like 1 or 2 lengths really)
Grass in second, followed by Vodka by a neck
>>540895678
Okay
35391229
cm3
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>>540895734
She is thoughbeit
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>>540895980
normal speka pls zoomer SCUM
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>>540895980
What is she doing?
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>>540895980
Not fair. She's not in global. How was I suppose to know.
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What would Golshi paizuri be like?
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>>540895967
Couldn't join again... it's filling too fast. That's actually sad
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>blockushin kept the lead without ult proc
embarrassing
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>>540896134
>>540896134
>>540896134
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>>540896105
brash, frenetic, and wholly unsatisfying
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>>540895940
CM2 is a slight outlier because that was stamina-focused, and there were more umas I've seen with 1k stamina but 2 gold heals and decent velocity skills beat whales who had capped stamina but focused on 3 gold heals. Not every whale overcompensated like that, but I saw it a fair amount.
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>>540893745
I thought it was funny, is it okay if I save it?
Regards.
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>>540896248
thats not whale capped stats thats stamina overcompensation
whale stats would have overcompensated stamina AND max speed/high pow and velocity skills
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>>540893745
She must be related to Caseoh.
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>>540896582
Yeah but like...not every whale is smart like that, I'm sure you've seen screenshots of shit like
>All those MLB SSRs
>sub 300 wit lol
I'm going by what I commonly saw.
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>>540892147
>teehee, just going to run around ASSAULTING PEOPLE
dumb bitch
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>>540884998
I'm looking at her model, and it sure doesn't look like lolibait to me, her breasts are quite shapely. She's just a short little shrimp, but amply developed for sure.
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>>540899021
She's prime hebe material. Not a loli.
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>>540884998
>>540884797
>>540885716
stop ruining my daughterwife by stapling tumors to her chest, faggots
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>>540892650
NICE
congrats anon, you won for today
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>>540894198
>https://files.catbox.moe/brip63.mp4
fucking hell I laughed out loud, S1 was so peak
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