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first for best fatty
>>540895782am i fucking losing it or is "whale capped stats" on there twice
>>540896301No, I intended it like that to create a sense of a loop.
>>540896240Imagine how good Mambo would be if she didn't inherit her horse's collection of illnesses.
>>540896301wit training, NOW.
I've seen this so many times next to mayas flat chestI wish any of those times it lead to a usable parent
>>540896413i dun get it
King Jobber does it again
>>540896471she would look good mounted on a wall
How come winning the triple tiara is a silver achievement?
>>540896521
>marked
>>540878724Why did no one post the Dia-chan picture I requested?!
>>540896576easier competition
>>540896484If I wrote "A>B>C," that implies A is the best and can't be beaten. But writing "A>B>C>A etc." then it shows the loop.
>>540896576it's a female-coded title which are worth less than male-coded titles.
>>540896576cuz tiaras are made of silver
>>540896562What did he mean by this
>>540896672
2 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>540896754BIG THANK
>>540896236>no perfunctory golshi over-the-pants handjob where she's mainly interested in watching you squirmwhy even live
This game would be so much more entertaining and interesting to play if you could train Umas to use two strategies in a race and you could tell them when to switch them
>>540896698
Uma feet
>>540896834or just tell her to stick to the outside like what Roppei told Oguri
>>540896754that's how she consumes her prey. quick tōrena! run!
>>540896757Wasn't it 2 days a day ago?
>>540896672Director Akikawa isn't allowing me to post anything related to Epsatono
>>540896834>I made you switch back and forth between front runner and end closer purely as a joke
>>540896948They run all day. I bet they smell.
>>540896834why design game when you can design slot machine
>>540896627I need more examples of being marked
>>540896754AIIIIEEE NOT THE SLEEVE
>>540897068let me demonstrate for you personally, anon~
>>540896957It's Musaka
>>540896754she's gonna get freakay!
>>540897104I was there, what's the point of this
If Front Runners are meta, does that mean Twin Turbo with Seiun ult is gonna be SUPER META?!
>>540896990Time moves differently in the umaverse.
What is Golshi’s weakness?
>listening to a documentary of the global impact of jp horses >picrel is my ass when I heard the director, diet Kino, and Gentildonna Thank you Uma musume for teaching me the history of japanese horse racing
>>54089723212B Yen
>special wife in a sundressInstant impregnation
>>540897068here
>>540897232A hard penis in her butthole
>>540897182Twin Turbo completely powercreeps Valentine Bourbon and Xoguri, that is correct.
>>540897239>the directornorthern taste is a leaf>diet Kinowho>Gentildonnashe's Italian
>>540897232Anal(giving)
chav horse?
>>540897294This is GREAT news for me!
>>540892147why does she do this
>>540897232Anal is x4 super effective.
>>540897407what website is this
>>540897334you called?
>>540897285Why do people draw bite marks like they're from a cookie cutter shark that's not even close to a human/uma bite
>>540897407He just forgot to mention Summer Golshi is already released by then
What will we get next year?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
>>540897572EoS
>>540897452https://snep.pw/uma/sorter>>540897541No...!
>>540897493it depends the artist
>>540897318Documentary talked about the importance of northern taste as a sire and the ‘who’ is Stay Gold. Just listening to it and hearing recognizable names got me geeked out
>>540897572the love of your life finally confessing to you, a six figure job, your parents formally apologizing to you, and a kitasan black rerun
>>540897618/feh/ is that way bro
>>540897334cute>>540897472EVEN CUTER
H O P E
>>540897747But Fire Emblem Heroes has its own Uma now.
>make Bourbon parent for Maru>ends up as an okay Ace instead>no double green speed skill sparks thoughSo many conflicting feelings. The white sparks are perfect for Maru at least.
>>540897493It’s very erotic for both partners
Bros help me out real quick, you don’t want Beeline Burst on a front runner for CM do you? Probably not worth the skill investment?
be careful anons, human (and presumably uma) bites can very easily become infected if too deep!
>>540897852How do you pronounce this skill, /uma/?
>>540897747>haven't heard much about FEH in a while>decide to look at the newest unit trailerJesus Christ it keeps getting worse
>>540897493Mommy..
So the game is exclusively Japanese horses? How about famous horses from different countries?
>>540896741you know, like a trophy
>>540898046Go first f*ggot!
>>540898073>Exclusively Japanese horses
>>540897982beeline burst is fucking trash for 300sp
>>540898073Japan is like the only country that actually cares about horse racing.
>>540898073the game is japanese horses only. the anime has references to foreign ones though
>>540898046Goo First dot Finfinity (pronounce semicolon out loud)
>>540897982beeline burst is even worse than professor of cuckature, on average. it has the potential to proc on last spurt but, then, it's just very slightly better but wildly inconsistent homestretch haste (which is already pretty bad).
>>540898046go first, foo
Do not let me catch you gaslighting in this thread or else.
>>540898046I don't, because I only train REAL organic BEINGS and not disgusting clankers.
Oh this run is going to be shit huh>>540898168Japan isn’t the only country to care but it’s probably one of the most passionate about it.
>>540897982I don't think you want it on anyone, it's ok for team trials because it activates reliably and gold skills score a lot of points
>>540898073You need loisences for those foreign horses, mate.
>>540898143
>>540898046Goo first, fool.
>>540898140Rice wouldn't say this
>>540898073(a) petty nationalism, (b) thematic consistency (many of the umas are descended from or raced against each other) and (c) Japan is like the only country where horse racing is genuinely a spectator sport instead of grandpa's substitute slot machines powered by agricultural science degree autists
>>540898401The animation is so weird.
This unlucky prick is pissing me off I had 2+ plushies on every pull
>>540898430Mine does I taught her that now she calls me a f*ggot every time we kiss (I didn't tell her what it means)
>>540898326kinda racist not gonna lie
>>540898401>no unnecessary condimentsVery patrician, Taiki
You know I'm kind of glad that Rice Shower is such a fucking pain in the ass to train for Miles because if I lost my Triple Crown to a Rice Shower I might actually beat up one of you guys with my little fists.
>>540898459I mean, they are going to run out of relevant Japanese horses eventually. Right?
I'm warming up to her.
>>540898325I love when Dober looks at me like I’m walking garbage
>>540898630Just release alt units, easy.
>>540898597Mayano would say this
>>540898630There’s a fresh crop of good horses every year. Forever Young is currently the #1 ranked dirt horse in the world.
>>540898046I thought the 1 was supposed to be an F at first so in my head it's "Go fast forever" instead of "Go first forever"
>>540898459>Japan is like the only country where horse racing is genuinely a spectator sportwhat the fuck is this weeb propaganda. japanese horse racing is just as gambling-centric as every other country. people didn't like goldship because he was quirky, they liked him because he won consistently as the favorite.
>>540898630>relevantjapan horse racing is a small, isolated pond. their horses and jockeys do not venture out of japan because they get crushed everywhere else. there will always be a relatively big and capable fish for them to clamor about.
Spe’s butt pillow
>>540898732>he won consistentlygood joke
>>540898637
but where is the sea biscuit uma
>>540898717>forever young FOREVER TOGETHER
>>540898732literally any other country treats it as gambling shit and garbage for wanna be new-rich faggots to try and make more money fromwatch half an episode of netflix' horse racing shoe, its truyl disgusting
>>540898630possibly? but they've been adapting more and more recent horses as time has gone on, up to and including horses that were running at the time the announcement was made, so conceivably there is an infinite, if rate-limited supply.that said, if they do ever expand outside of Japan they'd probably reach for Australian horses first, given how comparatively tight the horse breeding/racing industries in the two countries are. I sincerely doubt we'd ever see a playable American uma (as in, an uma based on an american-bred and trained horse that raced primarily in North America)
>>540898732I think Kitasan Black would be a better example for the point you're making
>>540898630They're still missing several big ones from the past and every year there's new horses coming out on the scene since their careers are only like a handful of years long, so it's surprisingly unlikely they run out of horses unless horseracing itself goes under.
>>540898637>>540898810>liking a manyou are a gay faggot
>>540898810She's quite cute
My wife is cute
we'll never get playable non-japanese umas because cygames are nationalist slaves to the JRA.
>>540898938There are no such things as male umas. If you look at an Uma and see a male then you are the gay one.
What if Futanari Umas exist, but it's only the ones that were mares IRL
>>540899116air shakur is 100% male.rudolf is also male.
>>540899067Yes, cute
>>540898938>>540899207YWNBAW
>>540898732Simply not something a Westerner with even passing knowledge or experience of horseracing in their own country would say, sorry.Horseracing in Europe and the Anglosphere is 70% betting, 20% ranches tinkering with bloodlines just to see what happens, 10% rich people cosplaying the aristocrats of a bygone era at one or two big races per year (e.g. the King's Plate in Canada, the Kentucky Derby in the states, etc.) You just do not get the same (comparatively) widespread engagement with horseracing as in Japan, or even engagement from a more narrow sector on the basis of anything other than money.
>>540899116cope all you wantyou are a gay nigga if you like orfevre romanticallythat thing is a man, from the way it looks to the way it actsnot to mention the whole King act
>>540899184My wife would probably mister hands me
>>540899292King Halo has King in her name is she also a man according to you. You faggot.
Last thread someone told me I could get Hishi Amazon by rolling on the current banner. I didn't mention I hadn't pulled, though; last week I was so busy I could only login and close the game.What do?
>>540898732>golshi>consistent
>>540899368not the worst way to go out
PREGNANT GRASS!>>540899368>Mister handsThat’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
>>540899387lol noKing Halo looks like a woman, acts like a woman, and likes woman things like dresses and cookingyou are a gay nigga faggot kekcope
>>540898732nippon has lots of people. 'Big in Japan' does kinda have a point when you consider it's got almost the same population as Russia, all crammed in a handful of cities. Sometimes things just aren't big enough to leave an imprint on 'mainstream' jap culture, but still reel in a shit ton of people.
/uma/ what did I say...you can't just use the word faggot for everything....
>>540899246neither will you xitter incel
>>540899421can you? yes. will you? no. if you really want hishi then you're going to have to wait like 6 months.
>>540899421wait for all spark banner or paid selectors
>>540899421you'll have to spark for her in the all spark banner a couple months from now
>>540899576Faggot
>the cutest uma has "Mr" in her namei dont care
So uhWhen does CM start again?
>>540899292I'm straight so every Uma I like is a mare.
>>540899730tomorrow
>>540899576Effeminate male that prefers the company of men.
Why can’t we just like the umas? Why must there be conflict
>>540899661*crushes your balls*
>>540899608>paid selectorsThe one that had/has the Oguri running down a mountain animation on loop? So, if I go and pay money I can just pick her up?
Just tried to put it in Golshi’s ass and she kicked me and stomped me and spit on me. I thought you said it was super effective…
>>540899473True. >>540899486I remember the first time a saw it...
>>540899849Skill issues.
>540899849You are so unfunny nigga
>>540899813thanks honey
>>540899816No, that one is only for launch umas, you have to wait for anni
>>540899849you didn't pass the guts check
>>540899849Golshi likes it in YOUR ass, Anon.
>>540900017I really like Pokke's hair clips
>>540899737This made me remember an old ex's icy fucking hands and feet. Goddamn, I don't know what happened in terms of evolution to give women such bad circulation
>>540899774Weak men. The same who can't tell their bros they love them because society, read Jews, told them it was wrong. They can't fathom telling a woman who fashions herself a king "yeah, whatever, you're my woman, 'king'.">>540899958fug
>>540899421Technically, you can get every uma from the gacha since they're not limited. Hishi Amazon is in the pool, but the odds are low. If you're not attached to your account, just reroll until you get her
This I have a chance at platinum bwos?
>>540899980
>>540900092It's quite strange. I know im a freak who doesn't get cold but I notice always the woman in 4 layers with ice cold hands.
>>540900184>bofa>low witwhat are you doing
>>540900184???
>>540900250winning!
>>540900184sure
CM3 lobby35336855
Who is this cow and when do we get her?
>>540900304>>540900262thanks guys im glad to hear ill win my first cm
>>540900308That's it, no more twin turbo. Quadruplets turbo NOW.
>>540900308I want to touch the taaahhhbo
You are taller than your uma waifu... aren't you?
>>540900159I got lucky with SS and Taishin so I am attached.I guess I'll wait and git gud for her.
>"bvos will my umas make it for cee emm"brick>"guys hwo do i improve my umadacchis"nice TT horse bwo>"hmmmmmmm is my le 3 A+ ranking umas good enough for this CM mmmmmm should i move on to leo cup lol"glue>"is this serviceable???"nyoppers see you in B league bwi>"guys after 420 runs im FINANALLY done with my ace (pls validate me)"nyo you are nyot lol (nice TT uma tho)
>>540900340Loves Only You, in like 3 years since she's recent
>>540900340Loves Only (You)3 years
>>540900490I'm going to rape you, brat
>>540900340>Who is this cowLoves Only You>when do we get herNot soon
>>540897623Thank you cutie.
>>540900684wemustACCELERATE
>>540900684>2028Will we even be alive by then?
would you survive?
>>540900684GO FASTER
>>540900448I’m 182cm
>>540900312CM3 lobby18150996
>>540900728>turbofags are multiplying
>>540900753/ksg/ still limps along 13 years later, I'm sure we can manage 3
>>540900308
>>540900795
>>540900795Bob and weave baby
>>540896754so sad sleeve jobs died of ligma
>>540900795Why is pedophilia so common among umas?
>>540900858i posted the wrong results FUCK
>>540900795If super creek or goldship get you, you’re completely fucked
Faggot game made me waste 50 pots because it didnt tell me TE training was just better than rainbow spam
>>540900947I meant IRL.
>>540901071Super Creek would never harm you
>>540901032Troonmas
>all these cancer units with less than minimum stamina+gutsi suppose it's time to get the niceu nature out again.
>>540900882that's right
>>540900795it would take all of 5 seconds for any of them to catch you
>>540901268what even counts as minimum
>>540900882I LOVE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
>>540901196Super Creek would be playing goo goo babies with you for years.
>>540898046Gundam double O 1st Fuck Infinity semicolon
>>540901207Now that you mention it, I've never seen a girl uma who was into little boys.
>>540897285>>540897493bite marks just turn into black-purple bruises, not really drawablet. bitten by woman
>>540901032its common among anons as well, just look in the mirror for an example
>>540900858CM3 lobby50377744
>front runners dominate>people start bringing blockers>people stop fielding front aces>blockers are blocking nothing>even worse if they start blocking your backline>blocker runners stop running blockers for another backliner>front runners start dominating againHODL frontbros...
>March slaps Oguri>Oguri's jaw isn't dislocatedSo are they 3x stronger than humans or not?
>>5409015653x resistance
>>540900795You can thank us Tachy chads for this
>>540901309damn shes cute
>>540901521> sniffing all the smell in her gym shirt and leaving none for meseiun-chan is mean...
>>540901521Late has always been about gambling. People will never go back to front unless they're gigawhales that can get 1200/600/1200/300/1200 in the first place.
>>540901391I've trained in preparation... I will withstand it.
>>540901521>bloomerslore inaccurate
>>540898168>>540898459Horse-racing is second only to Football(massive power gap) popularity wise in Britain.Horse owners here are very snooty even compared to nip owners though, plus Uma URA is specifically about horses in Japanese racing. So you'd never get someone like the actual GOAT.
>>540901368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ_G5dGSvgkanother disinformation sloptuber said a combined 900 between stam+guts is enough.
>>540901623But Roppei says they're more susceptible to injuries?
>Slacker>hospital>failed>hospital>failed>hospital>failedWhy is even possible to fail an infirmary visit?
>>540901698I'll do front in the qualifier rounds and send the gamble in the finals
>>540898232>homestretch haste (which is already pretty bad).Why is homestretch haste bad?
>>540901851because uma musume is RNG game.
>>540901151Brocked guy covered that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG0bnF9FXVc. I'm still not sold b/c single rainbow is often the best you're going to get and avoiding singles for too long will gimp that stat too heavily.
>>540901565simple answer is that umas learn how to control their strength so they don't actually injure people and March didn't want to dislocate Oguri's jaw, just to slap her
>>540901935single rainbows ARE bad. you shouldn't ever be happy hitting a solo rainbow. you only hit solo rainbows when there is nothing else to do and a wit hit makes no sense.
>>540901958>he says as oguri is always literally crushing belno>also the slap was hard enough to get her to turn to the side
>>540901827If your muscles had the power to run at the speed of an uma, your human bones would turn into jelly.
>>540901898it's pretty inconsistent since it can activate like right at the end of the race and give no benefit
>>540901750She looks hot so it’s okay
>>540898325I promise I won't gaslight you
>>540898046Not pronunciation related, but some trivia on the actual meaning of it.>G00CNC machine command for rapid movement which moves directly to a specific coordinate.>1st.Self explainatory, so 'G00 1st,' is to move to the first position as fast as possible.>F∞;F in CNC machine command is the feed rate, which in this case is infinite, so 'Go first with infinite/as much speed as possible'. However G00 formatting as a command does not take feed rate as an argument since it inherently moves as fast as possible, so it's an obsolete argument/out of line with proper command formatting; which is out of line with Mihono Bourbon as a cyborg, but in line with her as an uma that harbours emotion and wants to win just as much as anybody else.
Where are my scrimers with the hard R?36247943
>>540901935Actual context:You only avoid singles if you're gonna go under 40 energy because you'll have to gamble with high fail rates on doubles or above next turn if they appear. If you'll still be above 50 after training, then just hit the singles.
>>540902112Oguri's kinda dumb though. And yeah, March wanted to hurt her but not injure her to the point she would have to drop out of the race.
>>540901958This too.You don't put all your arm strength when you slap someone.
>>540901516last CM3 lobby for now, will resume later20372542
>>540901935Well you still do 3/4 speed but you prioritize TE over specialty priority and just click speed/power to level them up, delaying rainbows because theyre not very useful outside of level 5
>>540901827Musaka da
>>540901958This must be true or else Gold Ship would require a new trainer every time she wins.
>>540902354our FUARKING heroes...
>>540902354>Victoria Mile
>>540902276bakunerdthanks im pleased to finally know what it means
>>540902428>tokyo>1600m>leftsame shit
>>540902391lmao
>>540902428It's the same track
>>540902276fucking NERD
>>540902374GET AWAY FROM HER YOU MONSTER
WHERE THE FUCK IS OCTOBER SCHEDULE
>>540902482>>540902505are you sure.......
>>540902504
>>540902354need 3 more umas so we can run, join in
>>540902538What a Tosen BITCH!
>>540902285no way she overtook
>>540902608No way you are just going to bully me and my umas
>>540902710Bakushin just set her up for thatI always enjoy watching Pace Chasers winAnother one 53630668 Scrimers get in here
>>540902557In October nigga chill
>>540902276nobody cares NERD
>>540902285
>>540902875Easy on the wit training, Bakushin.
>>540897623I did itSex
>>540902850>hosting without having his own MLB Kitai kneel
I cared
How is it that Teio declared her intent to mimic the Prez at a press conference when she was a little kid, but then when she got to Tracen, Prez was somehow still a student there?And Kitasan and Dia-chan were little kids that same year, but when they got to Tracen (presumably) years later, Prez was STILL Prez? Doesn't this uma need to go get a real job?
I creamed
>>540902530>>540902450>>540902875It's not good to disregard Wit training and to know more about umas.https://machmotion.com/downloads/GCode/Mach4-G-and-M-Code-Reference-Manual.pdf
>>540901151shitter here, what's TE training, and why bring 2 guts cards when your guts stat wasn't very high at the end
>>540902354cm3 lobbies paused for nowthanks for joining
>>540903064DONT CLICK THAT LINK IT DELETES SYSTEM 32!!!!
>>540903101Trainer Ejaculation
>>540903136>lost to firm conditionskek
Fucking finally got a groundwork parent
>>540902354seiun groundwork doko...
>>540902295this tbqtbdesu
>>540902994I'm not afraid of the competitionGet in hereThis one with fixed mood > 99880357
>>540902787if I wanted to bully you i'd have my own seiun sky
>>540902875...
>>540902557https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1962334889375912121Should be tomorrow around this time judging by september schedule
>>540903231That's my Maru, I just had points left over and was hoping she'd pass shit down for future Groundwork generations
>>540899730not announced yet but bout two weeks
you're supposed to be using 2 fronts if you're doing front runners bwos....
>first grass run in quite a while is going pretty good>miss her unique level up like a fucking retardI'm pissed, I'm mad, and frankly I'm hurt. Also she's kind of a witlet.Still a big upgrade from my last Grass either way.
i love the game but i feel burnout again
>>540902850>>540903334where are your summaries bwo
>>540903238 (me)Kek forgot about the last spark
>>540903638Sorry I am not smart enough for thatThe people who participate or spectate get to know the results
Want an uma to clean my ears
>>540903774Oguri fat
>>540899180
>>540898637>>540898810>>540899067>uma's fans approving their relationship with their trainerhow can they be so based?
>>540903845the best umas have bellies
>>540903774
>>540903562i hope to see you in finals.
>have missed every single room so far
>>540903896if you truly supported your favorite uma you would understand that your best hopes of getting to be with them is if she gets happily married and then you groom her daughter.
>>540903562>angling>beeline burst>no pump/red shift>no furious feats>no on your leftanon id hate to break it to you but
>>540903986Then make your own, it's very hard to miss those
>night owl >infirmary >sixth for derby >rest before summer >night owl Nice nature I swear to god
>>540903562>angling on late
>>540904021shut up Digitan you are next
>>540903562Bro I
>>540903562on you're left status????
>>540903986Here is the last scrim of the day for meThis one is for you24377713Don't fail me
>>540904038>>540904125I don't train specifically for CMs I just aim for A+ and throw in whatever I have when pvp day comes
>>540904038what could possibly make Fraud Halo react like that
>>540903562I'm afraid to ask what your last attempt looked like, just hope you can win by stat check I guess
>>540904225You could have at least bought any other skill that actually does something
>>540903562
>>540904353he's playing for funnot a meta KEK like you
>>540904353everything left was useless
>>540900795I'll just summon Exodia
Let's have fun!
>>540904424>fun is when the skill does nothing ever
>>540900753Average age of /uma/ will probably be over 40 by then.
>Anons were talking about how getting Pump was a gaslight so bro brought Angling instead
We are still 7/9 here and our fellow slow goldship is in it too24377713Get in here, last scrim of the dayThanks for racing against my Oguri, I always get a smile just watching her race
>>540904219shit I thought we were doing one racer
>>540904545I will literally be 40 by then. Good guess.
>>540903562>Angling and Scheming>didn't grab Furious Feat which is free from Oguri every single time>no On Your LeftBro... What are you doing... You literally have a possible A finals winner with that Grass and you tossed it.
>>540899180>>540903872>le hebeits both pedo trash so pls commit sodoku
>>540900184Anon, you... didn't buy Groundwork to go with those greens...
>>540899184In that case, how big would Nishino Flower be?
>>540902356What the fuck is TE?
I'm surprised they didn't add the "calling me by my name is too embarassing" autism every japanese anime/game has
>>540904690
>>540904593>losing to a Falco in 2nd that didn't proc anglingEmbarassing
>>540904648serious question: how have you not killed yourself yet? i'm 23 and if i were to be pushing forty and playing horsegirl gacha or an equivalent i would off myself no offense. is your life otherwise good?
>>540899087
>>540904663only potential 3 and I have no money.
>>540904663Her tits look so good
>>540904925Is this supposed to be bait?
>>540904942nta but I'm 36 myself. I said the thing at your age, and the same thing when I was 30yo. You just learn to live with the fact that you're a social failure and stop caring. It's easier if you have money
>>540904942what do you think is the average age of the players in japan?
>>540904942Well, Anon. Once you grow older you realize you don't actually change as a person, and stuff that you liked when you were 8, 16, 23 will still be fun when you are 40. What does change is that you stop caring about stuff. Like for example the judgement of a 23 years old baby still smelling like his mother's milk.
>>540904925My blocker came 3rd somehow
>>540904593Thanks, finally got my room achievement gems
What would you do if Bakushin presented this to you
>>540905021No it's what happened
>>540904942*rapes you*
name 3 horses
>>540903101TE = Training EffectivenessAs best I understand it, the order goes like this:>aim for max friendship by classic year July>prioritize bonds in junior year and start spamming your primary training stats whether or not they have friends>count on lvl 5 rainbows + good mood Senior Year to get your stats up I've never tried this, but I might as well. Had really shit runs today.
have enough for 1 skill left, do I get professor of curvature, or concentration? I already have both as white skills
>>540905176God damn that titty jiggle
Who are we supporting this sunday bros?>dura's son>spechud's great grandson>kita's son
>>540905281Nishino FlowerRice ShowerJackie Chower
>>540905234Massage her feet with my tongue so she can bakushin at peak performance
>>540905021>>540905242Kek
>somewhere in cyjews headquarters>"Kaichou-sama, he just got a triple rainbow with groundwork hints">"Naruhodou... Rereasu za baseball ogre.">*nukes your energy bar*
>>540904942I have money so I don't care
>>540905234Is she hurt? Do I need to euthanize her?
>>540905378
>>540905330I would take conc
>>540905281Gold ShipGolshiGorish-chan
>>540905330concentrationfocus is 0.9, concentration is 0.4, way bigger upgrade for front runners
yeah im running a gambleras ina front with no groundwork and solely relying on turf S and 1k pow
>>540905526>>540905546alright, thanks anons
>>540905137>>540905141>>540905152my point was moreso wondering what you're living for rather than why you aren't alive (since you'd have difficulty answering that) but i hope you anons are ultimately doing well >>540905265AAIIIIIIIIIII TASUKETE SHIRAOKISAMA
>>540905572Do you at least have concentration?
>>540905176Her tits have network latency
>>540905626
>>540905608>my point was moreso wondering what you're living forI am living so I can make those who hate me angry, and because my cats would miss me if I die. Nothing more. It's not a happy life, but it could be far worst. I have always been suicidal so maybe that's just me.
>>540905234Bitch get you stinky ass feet off my desk, have some fucking manners
>>540905281Gold ShipSkibidi RizzHong Kong Star
>>540896482your senior spring triple crown bwo?
>>540905281Daiwa ScarletNumber 2 VodkaMayonnaise Top Gun
>>540898732>Gold Ship>consistentwhat the fuck are you on, anon?
>>540905281Matikanefukukitaru.Matikanetannhauser.Mr. CB.
>>540905608>what you're living forTo roll for Nishino Flower!
>get DOUBLE +100 training>still can't beat my record bakushin run from my first month playingbrehs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WANT TO FUCK KING HALO I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS MATING PRESS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>540906065Based.
I LOVE SLOP I LOVE BAD ART I LOVE SLOP
cm3 is 0 skill, all rng
>>540906065I remember making this post
>>540900276someone post the Bakushin comic where she's stupid faster>"I'm doing 1000 calculations/sec and they're ALL WRONG"
>>540906065
how am i supposed to focus on training her when she looks like THIS?
>>540906210damn!!!
>>540904942i'm willing to bet i enjoy myself playing anime horse girls than 99% of humanity enjoys their lives on any given day, including you
Mejiro Maker
>>540906256You're not, at all. Because she hasn't been released yet.
I need umas in competition swimsuits.
Question on the 7500 carat package:This is just a one time thing for the entire account once all are bought?
It's illogical to train an uma for 3 years and not see her physically grow up. At the very least, Rice and Mayano should've grown an extra 2-3 inches taller and fully unlock their potential bust size.
so CM4 is a skip if I'm not pulling on SMaru, right?
>>540906343cutedolla
I had this thought when I saw the "horse-sized Umas"What if someone as comparatively diminutive as Nishino Flower or Urara was still like at least 6ft, and everyone else gets taller as we measure them
>>540906538>>540906491>>540906490>>540906431>>540906402Shut the fuck up.
>>540906491It's fine, just kill SMarutards with a debuffer
>>540906392she won't be the only one releasing
>>540906065too late she has already had nonconsensual sex with me
>>540906431one time
>>540906538>>540906491>>540906490>>540906431>>540906402Keep talking.
>>540906621something's wrong with your AIslop
>>540906684double the navel double the fun
>>540906657FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
>>540905608This kinda makes you sound sad. You're into this thing, it's good enough for you, but it's not good enough for your superiors? So what kind of a loser must you be? You shouldn't be saying things like that. If Jeff Bezos wanders in here and posts about how unbelievably cute it is when Mejiro Ryan softly says "doki, doki" to herself while he's playing the claw machine, he still goes back to being Jeff Bezos for the rest of his day. Same goes for some anonymous 50-year-old virginal shut-in. If this game is beneath some of us, then it's beneath all of us.
>>540906587gatekeeping bitch
>CM3 metafront>CM4 metafront>CM5 metafront>CM6 metafront>CM7 metafront
>>540906587I was just considering the idea cause I thought it was funny, but I forgot fun wasn't allowed here.
>>540906673that resolution isn't first-rateyou can see the finer details in this one
got golshit mlb'dam i free?
It's already over and it hasn't even begun.
>>540906587jealous your tits can't grow any bigger?
>>540906938Instant quit. That career is cursed. Abort! Abort!
>>540906915>>540906673>>540906496>>540906321I need you guys to stop sexualizing my wives.Thanks.
Kingu and her sweat are mine alone.
what is it with /v/ related threads and constant slop posting? the board itself is full with it, this thread here has the problem as well for some reason.
>>540907002Your wife cucks you with me
>>540906938If I get multiple losses/mood downs early on the merciful thing to do is put her down
>>540907002
>>540906642I'm sorry you got r- oh you already made that joke
>>540907120I need you to stop meta posting in my general.Thanks.
>>540906938That better not be a borrow run
>>540907156Tsundere Trash is not my wife so feel free to sexualize her all you want.
>>540906665based>>540906587cringey
>>540907192>>540907129it's a borrow run, she's getting bullied into finishing the career
>>540907250gayest nigga in the thread
>>540907335But >>540907330 posted???
>>540907287>ready for training wheneverNevermind, run abandoned. I'm going to sleep.
>>540907287I usually only do my daily borrows so it has to be a pretty disastrous run for me to give up, but I've done it before.
>>540907330Sex with conventionally attractive female women who happen to be based on stallions
>>540907330nefarious eyes
>>540907471Think of your danchou...
Another problem with foreign horses is that you also need their rivals to complete the "story" even the japs said Rudolf was incomplete with mr cock ball and ace.I mean Seabiscuit had War Admiral but did Secretariat even have rivals?
>>540907471the world's weakest...
>>540907585My danchou is a fag and he doesn't know who I am so I can shit talk him.
>>540898848Japan goes wild on gambling on horse racing because it's one of the very few legal forms of gambling there.
I play with the keyboard instead of the mouseIt is so much more effective, precise, and exerts no strain on your hands
>>540907585what if I'm the danchou
>>540907674pachinko slot machines are fucking everywhere in japan
>>540907330Scarlet's mom looks like THIS??????
>>540905396I'm going to support a French horse
>>540905396>13th>7th>16thjapan's "dream" still in shambles
>>540907471
has anyone run sacrificial end closer harus in CM rooms yet?
Hiwhen does the schedule usually drop
El is the biggest faggot ever when doing career runs. I have never been more miserable doing her career trying to make a parent.
>>540905396I'm going with the most french sounding name gotta get a boost from that
>>540907845For what purpose? Taishin bullying?
>>540907845tell me more about your gaslight anon
>>540905396They should send dirt horses instead because the fucking track is mud
>>540907881>>540907897I saw it happening in CM2 and I was wondering if anyone was trying it in CM3. Seems like there's a max distance between the pace maker and the last uma so theoretically a trailing haru could stop fronts from getting away opening up to pace overtakes and making lates/ends more reliable.
>>540907739You would be surprised how gambler's think. Some of them will think Horse races can be quantified and they can win above average, whereas pachinko is a machine of pure chance
You would?
>>540907859at the start of the month
>>540906314do more umas get the fatty animation? I've always seen this with Super Creek
>>540908060The race is too short for it to work.
>>540906621I tried my besht
>>540908073No.
>>540906207hehehe
>>540908073Would what?
>>540907845Not here but soul on yt said someone ran two bum umas to have their Taishin postion
>>540908060I suppose this is a believable conclusion someone might come up with about sacrifice haru if they never looked at any resources outside the game
>>540908073well...
>>540908254Playable when?
You are forced to marry either Taiki Shuttle or Grass Wonder.Who do you choose?
>>540907641>did Secretariat even have rivals?He lost at least once, enough to stretch into a career.
>>540908323Taiki, next fuckin question
Bring me your best CM umas. I have some shitposts to use 73807621
>>540908323grass wonder got FAT after retirement so not her
>>540908323Taiki, fuck that other weeb, ywnbj.
>>540908348Mejiro Ardan or Satano Crown
>>540908068Beating the odds on sports/horse betting exists, it's called bookmakingNo equivalent for pachinko, roulette, slots, etc
>>540908323Taiki. Do you know how hard it is to make good BBQ?
>>540908140naisuyou're #1
>>540907471I told you that run was cursed, you stubborn mule. Next time listen to what I tell you.
>>540908323But I'm already married to Taiki
Reminder the humiliations rituals are how they make money because goombling doesn't exist in UMAland
How'd your club do?
>murrifats actually like taikicringe
>>540908068>Some of them will think Horse races can be quantified and they can win above averageBen Benter made 3m using his software for horseracing
>>540908370get blocked illegal
>>540908323>forcedno need
>>540908624Dream Journey wouldn't even be mad.
For me it's mcqueen being unpopular because he was le strongest stayer and didn't making gambling fun.
>>540908697Let's just say I'm getting a lot of gibs
>MLB biko and kita is enough to reach 1200 speedGod I fell for it hard
>>540908764>>540908609>>540908529>>540908383>>540908376>>540908348
>>540908879Don't worry Grass, I still like you and your big ass, not your fault you were put up against the best.
GET THOSE FANS ANON YOU DON'T WANT DANCHOU MAKING YOU AN EXAMPLE
>>540908856on a 20% speed uma probably
>>540908323It's a hard choice but I'll take Grass Wonder. Her demeanor and voice just do it for me.
>>540908323We can weeb out together
>>540908879i'd marry them both
naru hodo, naru hodo...
>>540908998can't wait for this slacker to get kicked!!!!GET FANS GET FANS GET FANS
>>540908370>so many late surgers I can't trigger furious featmotherfucker
>>540909093name their band
You don't need to fear your danchou, straight tell him it's just a game. He has no power over you.
>>540908370Who’s the jackass that gaslit everyone to use late surgers? Here’s the top 3
>>540909206just don't get any velocity skills so you stay >5
>>540907881>>540907897Enabling Late/End McQueen. It could have been interesting, if not for the fact that making mile McQueen is an awful experience
>>540909227My danchou is super chill. I doubt he's kicking anyone... right?
>>540908837She’s grabbing your cock and pulling you to the bed with it
>>540909341Why?
>>540909334I'm kicking you.
>>540909404Penis envy, happens to a lot of women
>>540909252I'm saving my actual front runners for the real CM
>>540909160Please don't kick me danchou I swear to do better
>>540909481And it's gonna happen to him once he sees Finemo's
>>540909474
Imo danchous should kick like 1 hour before the monthly reset instead of after. No rewards for slackers.
>>540909527How will you know they’re good if you never use them? Numbers aren’t everything. It’s all gambling in the end
>>540908323It's a hard choice but I'll take Taiki Shuttle. Her demeanor and voice just do it for me.
>>540909638I'm a true gambler, I won't know until I throw down
>>540909404It’s hot
It seems some of you have to be glued.
>>540909552big horse
>>540909705I can respect that >>540909719Can you post literally any other Uma?
air groove looks like she does anal but pretends to hate it
>>540909732Speaking of clubs which /uma/ clubs are in the top 100?
>>540909732No danchou please I'll farm right now don't do it please
Why is it always shit blue pink but good whitesOr shit whites but good blue pink??????????
>>540909895Literally only one. This general is full of weak trainers.
I guess this will have to do for now
>>540909719Not falling for it demon
>>540909870For sure. The more stuck up they are, the weaker they are to anal. It's like they get to be free.
>>540909719BEGONE SUCCUBUSYou will not steal my soul with your warm and creamy cavern.
You bottom feeders are a disgrace. Do you feel no shame making two people carry your disgrace of a club?
how good is leader's pride
>>540910317its nice
why are people spamming rainbow spaghetti
Tickets are for rolling for fun. Gems are for saving for sparks.
>>540910415what about early lead? some people said it sucks
>My wife? Special Week
>>540910530it sucks because you have to wait 3 seconds before it activates, by that time any groundwork front is already on top speed
You guys aren't even playing the game.
>>540910530>5 second activation delay on a skill whose only purpose is to get to your initial speed faster
>>540897623I forget how long these are
>>540908697we did pretty good
Can you stop making fun of my club?
>>540910679>>540910313>>540909732This doesn't mean shit when we don't know what clubs we are talking about.
>get a hint>need hint>get stats insteadWhy...
>kicked because my rainbow spaghetti is too limp
>>540910735Not bad, Guinea Pig-kun
>>540908697my club sucks but since my friend is here I can't leave yet...
>>540910848it's a hint for growth. Same way watching some hjinks with the other umas inspires your stats
>>540910762If you are here Dubs I want to let you know that I hate you.
>>540910996>staying on a sinking ship because muh friend refuses to get outdo men really?
>finish mile cup cm>make her run money daily>2nd
>>540896754need an edit where it fades back into "Hey, you're finally awake."
I'm in a club with my irl friends and open entry randos and half of them haven't logged in for days, somehow we're carrying it to B rank at least
>>540909534pinky promise?>>540911126>doxxingchill out anon it can’t be that bad
Pretty good
>>540911317vivlos is such a transcoded uma
>>540911567Hey fuck you
>>540901391Where's the harm?
>>540911567You already did that bit yesterday.
I guess I could go for a quick career before bed.>Caseoh is about to go liveNvm.
>could've been rank A+ if it weren't for these leeches
>>540911659Surely you don't watch the first half an hour where he just fucks around
>>540911540parent ID?
weird i thought my club rating would be higher...o-oh...
>>540911675>im not in herephew...>2 days agoKIIIIIIIIIICK
>>540911696True. That would be enough time for a quick career. Besides, lately he's been playing that gay walking game. It's so cringe.
CM Room57500743
>>540911735This is in the top 0.1% of clubs btw
>>540911626and you shit and pissed yourself like a retarded faggot, didn't you?
>>540911659>look up who he is>it's that fatass who always talk about fast foodYou are a disgrace.
>>540911884There's no need to announce you're dilating right now
>>540911798i thought liking those guys was ironic....
>>540911950but enough about oguri
>>540911864impossible. 10 members don't break 300k. simply a casual shoe trading hub
>I share thread with imbeciles who watch strimer garbage, take the lowest quality bait, and fall for obvious gaslightYou guys are disappointing.
>>540911828Anons you can join now
>>540912116Joke's on youI am the one who makes the gaslight
>>540912116>reddit tahcyon
>>540911980He's entertaining. But like anything except Uma... don't try to use it as a substitute for living your own life
>>540912140i have not made a single ace yet
>>540912116Yeah I bet you only engage in regal activities like masturbating to horse girls and watching paint dry.
a straightaway spurt jusst flew over my house
Oh baby it's about to be swiping time!
>ai slopYou're a disgrace. I hope you die and Curren gets Griffith'd in your dreams forever
all my hard work making parents finally paid off
do her eyes look too big
>I don't have a single parent with long sparks.>No one in my follow list has one either.Sometimes I forget how much of a shitter I am.
>>540912116why did you rename the webm i made to that :(
do not sloppa Rice
>>540912651he cringe
>>540908323If I was younger I woulda chosen TaikiNow Im a boomer I cant barely eat anymore so Grass Wonder
>>540905378>>540905518Umas weren't meant to fly
>>540911950How old are you anon? This thread is for zoomers only. Maybe >>>/umaJP/ and the old-timers there would be more your speed.
>>540912750I will fill Rice's imouto womb with my baby making sloppa
>>540909865>>540910045>>540910260
>>540911828Good run. Thanks for joining.
>>540912651>anonymous board>but i made this waah waahnta but you sound like a whiny faggot, maybe he was right about being disappointedfucking secondary newfags i swear...
>>540911659Nvm he's playing the goofy coin slot game. Super Creek's first career will have to wait until tomorrow. I'll get ready to play goo goo babies.
>>540912894The other day anons were sharing their ages.You're looking at 26+ average in this thread.
>>540912750I'll sloppa whatever I want.
>>540912181>tahcyon
>This scares the Yakuza
>>540913153You fool! He was using reverse psychology!
>>540913152Nice nature is at her sexiest when she’s embarrassed or cringing
>>540912112
>>540911950I am a teacher so I have to keep up with what children are into these days. I don't want to be the teacher out of touch kids always hate.
You guys are retarded.
>>540913179chat, is this real or will it steal my bitcoin?
>out of borrowswhat do? raw pasa groundwork farming or ryan parent tail held high farming
>DESTROYS qualifying by "Distance">Loses the semi three times in a row
>>540913153me on the right
>>540913179>15% max failwhy that low
>ass wonder late starts>just gets stuck in the back and takes forever to move upWtf is that supposed to happen
>>540913152Natie has the best reaction images
>>540913179>Max failure chance : 15%this is why robots will never surpass humans
Gold ship SSR has given me groundwork 3 times in a row and I haven't even been farming hints. I think Cyjuice is trying to lure me into a gaslight. This card has a glowing aura.
>>540913371>late surger in career
>>540913371late surgers are quite literally chained to luck
https://youtu.be/oN0ZOBa__10
>>540913371>Less than 300 Wit
>>540913381you're probably gonna auto farming runs and you don't really need to take risks there
>>540913381It's the default, don't ask questions.>>540913342The latter.
>>540913487Brocked umas are so funny.
>>540913413late start, unsurprisingly, affects nearly everyone
>>540913487teio do NOT look reddit is right behind you
>>540913554should still go up to 19% at least
>>540913179Have fun getting banned.
>>540913815>Still seethingBet you're still angry over people unlocking their FPS as well lmao
>8 turns in a row with no rainbows on anything>look at date>its URA finale nextis this even possible? why is this game so dogshit
>>540904942if you'd kill yourself for playing horse gacha at 40, why not kill yourself for playing horse gacha at 23?
>>540913864Come back in a few months and tell me how I'm the one seething without that account of yours.
I'm not a pedo sorry.
>>540913878I don't know which feels worse. Having a long string of no rainbows or realizing that the one skill you brought a certain card for didn't finish the event before the URA Finale starts.
>>540913780MY BRO!
>>540906307This anon gets it. I simply, truly, and fully love the 2D realms, and talking about them with other degenerates like /umadacchi/. I just turned 36 and I am not going to change. I have a job, no pets, no girlfriend (obviously), no future, live alone, and wouldn't change a goddamn thing even if I had $50M. This is how I want to live.
>>540914068What about watching the support give every single skill hint other than the one you want
>>540914149Literally no one would choose Curren over Scarlet.
>>540907287>bulliedI do that when Goldship decides to cuck my runs. I do nothing but races until her mood gets so bad she starts gigafailing. Then I glue her
>>540911706420121195717
>>540914068>good run>good stats>look at skills at the end of the run>no prof of curvesKITASAN YOU BITCH
>>540914179That's pretty bad to.>Jump to hint>Wrong Skill>Jump to hint again>Once again the wrong skill but at least that skill now has all its hint>20 years till the next hint pops up>Click it>Stats up
How long do you think Digitan would be able to restrain herself before running up her criminal record with MiniTachy and MiniCafe?
>>540914149fuck off Scarlet, you didn't even prepare chocolates to me
>>540914179have you been spying on my Golshi runs trying to get that brown nigger Hishiama to give me spurt or something?
>>540913878I've counted 25 turns without a single speed rainbow in a run before, that was with a borrowed MLB Kitasan
Uma that would play Warhammer 40k with me?
>>540914476Transcend. Probably Narita Taishin too.
>>540914332About 3 seconds. She'd explode before her remains are placed behind bars.
I'm getting THHpilled...
>>540914149WHY IS CURREN SUCH A WHORE
>>540913112i've been here longer than you
>>540914551what is this evil whore gonna do to my umadol???
Why does it take years for an Uma to be made into a trainable horse if they've been in the game for years? Why do I have to wait so long to train my own Marvelous Sunday?
>>540897623Been a minute since the last time I took it and for the most part it's the same umas in slightly different placings with the top two remaining the same.
>>540913179this scares them even more
Curren is dangerous
>>540914703
>>540914703>Why does it take years for an Uma to be made into a trainable horse if they've been in the game for years?Just Cygames things
>>540897623Hell yeah
curren chan's wedding alt is hot
Please rate my taste.
>>540914843MATIKANEFUKUKITARU!
>>540914703character drip feed
>>540913179https://github.com/samsulpanjul/umamusume-auto-train>>540913582https://github.com/steve1316/uma-android-automation
>>540914034imo the anons who come here and bring up bots (cheat engine lol?) may not even use the bots and are just maliciously trying to get others eventually banned. Then again, people are just stupid
Nature's Wakagoma Stakes has to be the hardest career race, that Teio is insane
>>540914179It really annoys me that you can get stats before you have all the skill hints
>>540915002Shut the hell up Dia.
>>540915002Rape me Dia
>>540914149Sometimes you have to make them feel jealously
>>540913371you have plenty of stamina - the only reason to use LS in career is when youre low on stam. Otherwise Pace can destroy career
>>540913179Shan't, not risking get banned like I was in grubble
>>540915118the three losses came FROM pace, I only started doing late on my last attempt
I never change my Umas racing style during career. She either wins or she doesn't. I have yet to fail any careers. Maybe failing a career is a trainer issue, which is something I clearly do not have. Do better or perish under the weight of your incompetence.
>>540914142Hell yeah, brother.
>>540915171then its just some true rng fuckery, we all get it once in a while. My condolences.
>>540915118running late can give you late skill hints when you win G1s or something. It's something to consider. Not that you should pick late on a run with 7 other lates and 6 pacers
>>540914884shit taste
>>540914829damn Vodka is so sexy
I am going to roll for Fuji Kiseki
>>540915443thank you, brian bro...
I have 440 SP, what do i take?>Wet 81>Outer post 54>Professor 306>Ramp up 136>Position Pilfer 117>Homestretch 153>Late corners 117
>>540915552paizuri demon
>turns before summer>slackerokay nigger spic
>>540914884>CrownGreat taste
I FUCKING HATE KARAOKE
/uma/ I hate you.
>>540915091can't rape the willing
>>540915590YADA YADA I DON'T WANT ANY VEGETABLES
>risk of having your account banned for a QoL feature that is bound to come eventually
>>540915623>35 energy good mood>taps rec>karaokes>next turn you're hit with a mood down, and also your 4 rainbow training is sitting at 43% failure rate :^)
first ace run with my own parents went well
>>540915708She's so cute. Banner when? She's like the only uma I'm interested in rolling for.
>>540915552okay faggot no one cares, despite you spamming you are going to pull X for a month nowyou sound like an insecure faggot that needs others to agree with your decisions before you feel comfortable doing anythingare you expecting anons to go "haha based paizuri wife roller" or something? just shut the fuck up and pull for your Uma without having to tell others about it
>https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Is umalator working? I'm getting a white page.
>>540915171I hear you, anon. I had a Super Creek with almost those exact same stats and used up 3 alarm clocks. In desperation I ran her as front and just barely won. Sometimes the RNG is just out to get you. I've cleared URA with 600/600/600/300/400 before, it's such bullshit
>>540915552haha based paizuri wife roller
>Half the trainer in my /uma/ club have become mia this monthHow are the other /uma/ clubs doing? Once I've gotten this months reward I'm going to switch.
I can't hit decent Stamina and Power with a Wit card but I need Fuji's hints this sucks ass.
>>540915757said QoL feature has been long confirmed to be only useful for getting your dailies done, nothing else because the runs it creates are utter dog shit.
>>540915920let me join so I can leech the carats
>>540915920Is there a list of /uma/ clubs somewhere?
>>540915708she makes me want to give her correctiona lot
>two night owls during the last semester>one mood down because fuck you終わりだ
>>540915708okay youve convinced me to finally save this soundpost
>>540915839settle down, okay?
>>540897623rate my taste
>>540915552Yuri horse
>>540915708
>>540915953Don't tell me you're trying to convince anyone that a run made by CE is going to build an ace
>>540916075p good
>>540916075Agnes Digital too high.
>>540897623that took longer than i expected
>>540916106>cheat engineretard
>>540916075Unfathomably shit besides Suzuka and Maru
>>540916103What is her problem!?
>>540916191I don't care, faggot. I'm not a niggerI accept your concession btw
>>540916075wrong narita otherwise good (although idc about umas until i have access to them)
>>540916228
>>540915634I know you anon and I like you anon. what can I do to make things better for you, you silly billy?
>get slow metabolism>don't go to infirmary, continue training without it affecting me I'm training power>game throws slow metabolism at me again but it does nothingfufufufu, way ahead of you cygays
>>540916075Top Road should be at the Top
how many extra stats that great mood give you again?
rednu was watching the /uma/ vg match...
Today I shill Dream one more time.>(You) are having terrible luck with partnering up with an Uma>one day, when you're feeling down, you coincidentally happen upon Dream Journey who shows off her racing skills>very coincidentally, she also doesn't have a trainer because her frame is so small and no trainer thinks she has potential>maybe you two should team up>Orfevre meets you one day and thinks you suck>questions her sister why she would demean herself with a naive rookie trainer>"That's exactly why I teamed up with him.">later you find out that one of the Umas that was suppose to be with you and then rejected you in fact traded with Dream Journey for her trainers>a veteran expert trainer was scouting Dream Journey and in a very coincidental discussion about trainers, Dream Journey says she can swap trainers>when confronted, she admits it>says the other Uma simply did not deserve (You) and was shallow>reveals that several years ago, the two of you were admirers of a racing Uma that was an underdog>when the two of you were watching one of her races, (You) offered her a seat since she was short and needed a better seat>(You) were so sincere about that Uma one day winning that from this point Dream Journey decided you were the one who was going to be her trainer>recognized (You) on her first day at Tracen>all those coincidences of (You) not getting any Umas? hmmmmm...>at the end of her story, some thugs steal your wallet>Dream pretends she doesn't notice and tell you to go enjoy the summer festival>she goes back alone to basically kill the thieves and get your wallet back>a character that believes in (You)r kindness and naivety
>>540916469literally /our/ guy...........
>>540916469>/uma/You mean the split one?
>>54091646820%. the game literally tells you when you press on it
>>540915820>https://uma.moe/timelineNot until July 2026, looks like.
>>540914534
>>540916508not in the game yet don't carenot reading
>>540916508okay but like, shill it years from now when we can actually have
>>540897623I finished the sorted, but when I went to save it, there was already a file with the same nameI honestly don't remember doing this one at all.
>>540916627thanksi don't know we can press that
>>540915634Anon I love you.>Smooch
>>540916648Welp, not so bad. Gives me time to save after going all in in the kita support banner.
>>540916508can't self insert this one because I'm not that nice a guy, sorry.
>>540916508SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS GAME FOR AT LEAST TWO YEARS YOU FUCKER
>Check the Compatibility Calculator to see what would the best parents be for a Grass Ace this CM>Know compatibility is usually based on Lore reasons>See that El Condor Pasa is above Special WeekI thought she wanted to rape Special Chud the most?
>>540916340Ok activating my ult
>>540916713this anon loves brown
>>540916982I meanYou're not wrong
epic gamer bruh moment
>>540917184>>540917184>>540917184
>>540916951>yandereslopreddit get thee behind me
>>540917129>>540916713I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU DANCHOU.
I'm torn on saving for the all-uma banner in early March 2025. Mihono Valentine drops shortly thereafter. Do I go for an absurd front runner (my favorite strat, Suzuka is oshi), or get my choice of one (1) 3* uma and possibly a few more I don't already have?hard choices ahead.
>>540915665True>>540915002Have sex with me Dia
>>540915953I played on jp for a couple of weeks and the auto is actually pretty neat. It has various modes depending on your preferences, like one for farming as many races as possible including g1s for spark (and fans?) runs, and then more balanced modes. It was pretty configurable too with some filters like which skill to learn and such. I haven't played for long but that looked pretty good and felt exactly like what a good bot would do. I'm not sure if it has been like this since they added it though or if they updated it later.
>>540917370What a bad kouhaiMistaking other people for his danny cho
>>540914149>number one in everythingEven as Trainer’s number one love interest?
>>540921306In a way...
>>540915993there is the rentry on the start of the thread with a list of all the /uma/ clubs
>>540900842paired with and crushed by freakishly large uma, Michelle My Baby>>540901032most horses start breeding while in single digit ages so it’s like a past life memory from when they were horses or something
>>540900184A&S will very likely not proc as you don't have skills to guarantee first place before late race, nor do you have acceleration skills to try and fight at the end with whatever lead you built against the late gamblers and endlosers. Good luck
>>540924653I'm sure I can get B tier 3
>>540906314teen pregnant by me
>>540896606First rate wife material
