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Teio!
you have 10 days left
>>540917184Oguri gf!
>>540917257Shan't be falling for this gaslight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ice9Ud8RkFIRST FOR HOLOLIVE GOATS
CM Room64468498
big horses
Marvelous
>>540917419imagine the oguri crap
>>540915993>hasn’t read the OPYes but the guy that kept the list up isn’t around anymore, or at least seems super inactive.I’ve been thinking of making a new club list with information about what each club is like for newfriends.Something Like>Top 100/Uma/ Club(“Competitive Toreinas”)>Top 150Umao(“40mil/month”)UmaDash(“Be Active”)>Top 500Mambo(“Love big titty uma”)>etc.Until you get to like what, Pirates?Do you guys think this would be useful? The danchos could dictate what they wanted to go on their “banner”
>>540897623Took forever but I did it
Orange
Which umas are gonna be "meta" aces for CM4 besides Smaru?
>>540917567ORANGE
>>540917493I'm part of UmaDash, I'd like to see a list like this
>>540917462woh
>>540917493Funny I am in a /uma/ club that doesn't appear in the list on the OP.
>>540917578wedding mayano + nice nature for double murmur
Uhhh guys?I just got banned.
>>540917625
me lon
my umadol wife is beating late memers in public rooms good enough for me
>>540917247This shit is too loud you fucking faggot.
Tell me about Kitahara Jones! Why does he wear the cap (as in hat)?
>>540917773
>>540917773that''s why I have my player volume set to 50% by default
I wanna test something for cm349273075Bring MAX 1 front/pace62353637Bring MINIMUM 2 front/pace
>>540917680There's like several "/uma/ clubs' wandering around
>>540917737Post d*ck
>>540917417>no fronts to blockHilarious. Good race. Thanks for joining.
Would Rice let me go raw?
>>540917936
>>540918027We should beat up Whale Torainas.
>>540917493Sounds nice because there's>what /uma/ clubs are there in top#?in every thread.
Making parents for CM4 is so entertainingI missed the mines
>>540918075nyo.....
>>540917926So, like, are they pirate /uma/ clubs? Or danchou just doen't feel like announcing his club? They are *legit* /uma/ clubs, yeah?
someone go whip those nerds at full moon scans so they get the latest bacius doujin translated already
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
girugamesh
>>540918225Yep. That's the night Rice Shower loses her virginity.
>>540918304AND GAY MEN
MY CLIENTBLOCK LESNARneeds more debuffs and an S in Mile but is coming along
>>540917578Seiun Smaru and OguriGold Ship and Oguri if you're employed
>>540918164Mine seems to be legit. Everyone just keep trading dirt shoes and all I see is the eventual morning emoji spam and CM result posting
>>540918164the ranks aren't loading but there's a few /uma/s
This track is so much more funEven if xGuri isn't here, a lot more styles will be viable here other than Front and Late gamblersPace Chasers and End Closers will love this one
>>540918440Yeah I'm in one of those right there.
>>540918164I think it's more a case of several danchous being very uncreative
lul beat a whale SS that beat my blockushin but somehow brian
>>540918304do NOT trust wahey umas
>>540918468what accel skills work for this track
Golshi...your old man is flirting with me again...
>>540918581Rice Shower will be S tier in CM4
>>540918468Why can't we have maps like this during the race? Instead we get that one line on the top screen that doesn't mean much.
>>540918398no gw or even tail = useless not a meme response - simply how it is
>>540918617Why is that?
>>540918468Final corner in the late race is kino.>>540918581Straight accel skills are bad because they will activate too late guaranteed, meaning skills like spurt are out of the window. The rest are fair game.
you guys ARE staying above 1 million monies and 30k carats right?
What does highroll means? Taking high risk trainings?
>>540918679Downhill before the last spurt3 seconds Look at Rice base kit
>>540917257Do we actually have a date for CM3?
>>540918589Do you think you could stunlock golshi by telling her you fucked her dad? You might have to start listing all the different places you did it
>>540918636if cyGAYmes weren't hacks we would have moved to the modern pretentation UI they use irl
>>540918701Why do we need so much monies?
>>540918617halloween rice?
fat
>>540918736Just ask any Mac trainer
>>540918847in case...
>>540918826Why doesn't this game have a photo finish for nose finishes?
>>540917419hai, big horses
>>540918646why tail is so important
>>540917637>>540918085I’ll get started on one, shouldn’t be too hard. I’m going to make it much nicer than the text one so it’s worth the trouble though. Do you guys think I should use catbox? I often see catbox links go dead even though they’re supposed to be “forever” so idk. Also if you already know what your dancho wants for their banner I can get started on that too.>>540917680What’s the club ID number? I’ll add it to the new infographic
>>540918736It means the best possible result. For example, the umas you're entering in CM are high rolls because they're the best possible result from your career's result, deck, and whatever you got going on.
>>540918946so they can rig your loss
>>540918694Is it redshift + shooting / redshift + iron again? Can I just rerun my Taurus Cup horses?
>>540918776Timeline says the 10th but it's always a few days after that for signups.We pretty much have 2 weeks left.
>>540918938In case what? I have to pay Oguri’s food bills?
>>540918826kino
>>540918775There's a downhill right out of the gate btw. Your idea is a 50/50 gamba.
>>540918997for a blocker tail might actually be more effective than gw. the whole point is to be #1 during the A&S window
>>540918882Sex with Dantsu's fat boobs
I'll be trying to use my own LB0 winning ticket guts card for my Vodka run, so that means i have a support slot open. Should i>Replace Tosho with Biko>Replace Agnes with mlb Agnes>Replace Biwa with Pasa
why is redshift inferior to angling? redshift has the same values and it procs for anyone places 1-5 instead of just first.
I love my honse wife..
>>540919189Yes, a gamba in the gamba gameIsn't that incredible?
>>540919060Yeah, you can if you're lazy.
>>540919260either activates too early, or too late depending on the track
smart app control on windows 11 started blocking this game on steam for me so i had to turn it off completely. what the fuck cygames?
>>540919259I mean Daitaku, not Agnes*
>>540919189>>540919315Don't those skills only trigger on the first downhill/uphill section? We don't have the JP update yet.
>>540919393Does transcend have stinky neet pussy?
>>540919264That is not your wife tho, it's mine.
>>540919393NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT NOOOOOO
>>540919446Yes that is correct, but we should not discard the possibility of getting a QoL update by thenIt doesn't hurt to think about strategies now
>>540919625Falco would never do this
Someone say big horses?
>>540919446>>540919634Does it roll for activation only once, or can it activate later if you fail the check in the first downhill?
>>540919625Uhhhhhhhhhh... I have a date with Curren can we do this photo session thing later?
>>540919260Angling activates right at the start of the final spurt on most tracks so it uses the acceleration at full efficiency. Red Shift has a wider activation window so it could activate before or after the final spurt which either wastes acceleration from the skill or wastes time that your uma could be running at top speed.
>>540919634they havent said anything about trying to get that change in the game ahead of time>>540919712rolls on the first one, if it fails thats it
>both inspiration doesn't give groundwork>have f2p golshi in deck>hit her hints, didn't hope for anything >get groundwork in senior yeargolshi good
>>540919674Big! Big! Big Horse!
>>540919712Only once right now.
>>540897623Only took 5 years
>>540919759>they havent said anything about trying to get that change in the game ahead of timeまったくもう anon, you are no fun to chat with
>>540919853THIS ANON LIKES BOYS (Girls)
>>540919768You’re a fool for betting on golshi, but you’re a fool for not betting on golshi.
>>540919853You might be gay, Anon. Or into tomboys (which is kinda gay).
>>540919853bokugirl enjoyer I see
>>540919986they've explicitly talked about adding stuff like the agenda early i don't know what your gibberish means
>>540919986>まったくもうSTOP speaking nip in the GLOBAL thread it's RUDE
>>540920182>earlyMost likely half anni.
>>540919853Holy mother of all gay.
>>540920008Do people actually find this attractive?
>>540920079not op butMejiro Ryan is a gap tomboy and it's cuteAir Shakur's character story is just really good and I never expected it
>>540919853>chooses boys>doesn't choose the one boy that is actually good/uma/ I hate you.
>>540920301Yes. Yes I do.
>>540920301yessame with manhattan cafethey both have NO TITS but have the largest asses in the game, alongside Hebe ShowerAlso they ressemble the typical japanese lady
>>540920301yes, specially her eyes
>>540920301WOW LOOK AT THAT ASS IS HUUUGEEE
>>540920372>actually goodShe's a lesbian
>>540920301I'm so-so on her as a character herself but yeah she's hot
>>540920372you're cute too Cheval Grand
post something cute
CM Room46213409
>>540920503You first
Kitahara won.
Mambo
>>540920467Suer she is.And McQueen.And Teio.And Suzuka.And BNW.
>>540920372why would you get between hatgirl and the girl she l̶o̶v̶e̶s̶ hates?
>>540920301yes because I can be into femdom
>>540920524Go to sleep bro.
>>540920503:3
>>540897623That took so long to do
>>540920612I need to race more!
>>540920631good taste
chat is this real? my trainee always does it, for training purposes of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzWVZ83ZTdgGive me underrated songs.
>>540920554Mambo! Que rico el Mambo. Mambo! De Machay. Mambo! Que rico el mambo. Mambo! De Machay.>>540920654> -10 stamina>Anon has been affected with Night Owl
>groundwork>3 greens>shit statsI'm thinking the wit card was a mistake, going back to 5spd/1stam. FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>540920775bwo you'll need power
>>5409207753 speed 2 power 1 wit worked for me
good thing i was already having a cursed NBrian run (slow metab and slacker) - went against the most cracked Mac I've ever seen - 640 stam and cooldown. Ridiculous
>>540920775suzuka has 20% speed bonus though...
I hate this arrogant little shit.
>>540920971I love this arrogant little shit.
>>540920971>from that to thisTeio...
>>540920971Suddenly all of the ryona art makes sense
>>540920775you should never take more than four speed supports, especially on somebody with a 20% bonus to speed training
Gachafag, the latest drama is here, it's from Wuthering waves now.Source : http://yaraon-blog.com/archives/284209tl;dr>Player suddenly can't purchase stuff via epic game store anymore>They reported the problem in the discord>Mod acknowledges the problem, but said it will takes some time to resolve because china is currently in long holiday>Some player refuses to wait and asked for refund>Game changed their ToS, you cannot ask for refund for this problem and if you do you will violate their ToS.
>>540920524The winner was me! 1st and 2nd! Those umas didn't stand a chance.Gran Shamal? More like Gran Shame! Amirite? Haha... ha...
Who asked
>>540921049>Teio the contract was only for three years >please stop following me you already graduated
me, i asked and i care
>>540921225ok
Don't care, I'm not reading all dat or clicking your stupid link
>>540921225give this to me in umamusume and family guy terms
The weak should fear the strong
>>540921275you shouldn't neglect your wife like that
Chink gacha players should be detained in Xinjiang
>>540921374
>>540921225doesn't affect me and the guy sounds annoying so I've decided it's funny and good
>>540920775I don't know how you're not capping speed with mlb kita and 20% growth, you could even do it with 3 speed cards with a bit of highrolling
stay gold is too sexy...
I need some Teio abuse pictures right now please.
>>540920412cafe in her kimono is extremely sexy
>>540920891deck? I'll try anything, at this point
>>540921414okayodon...
>>540920372Anon I love you.>Smooch
>>540921465
>>540921465I only have this
>>540921465dont abuse Teio's cute and kissable body
>>540897623>inb4 shit taste
>>540897623 This sure took time
>>540921616you got some good ones
>>540921616
>>540919393>open AML>300+ unsorted and inactive modsMaybe some other time
>>540921461>>540921109I had similar problems getting Gold Ship to 1k+ stam, how do you anons do it? Just force TE even if there's no friendships? This would be easier if I weren't trying to inherit Groundwork. I'm borrowing a 8* stam Seiun with Groundwork, and using my 8*pwr Fuku. gets me double circle affinity. But no rainbows = shit stats. I'll try again.
Nature is kind of pretty...
>>540921049you know this could easily be said to a mentor with 0 romantic intent, right ?
Hey. Stop being horny.
>>540921759>It's gonna be okay!
>>540921616>amazonshit>yaeno dumbassHowever, you have Ikuno and Helios so I'll grant you a 5/10.
>>540921759especially post-nakadashi
>>540921786its ok to be autistic anon but its impolite to assume others are! i would hope your special ed teacher would've taught you that
>AI sloppers
>>540921876Why the fuck are they wet and cooking.No one likes another person being in the kitchen when they're cooking.This AI sloppa SUCKS.
>>540921225im not helping you get your money back from the ccp, fag
>>540921953shut up and stop spitting on my soup
>Vodka is in the JRA hall of fameWow really? She seemed like a jobber desu
>>540921759Where to find nice nature’s 3D model? I want to slap her into new vegas
>>540921465You need no such thing! A trainer should always help and support their trainee!
Uma having a one sided crush on their uninterested torena is so cute. It's like a little kid saying they're going to marry their dad or teacher.
where did these AI spammers come from, anywaysthere wasn't any AI spam here for a very long time until global happened
>>540922092AI wasn't good until global came out, the porn embargo doesn't help either.
>>540922092you ask the same thing everyday
GIVE ME ALL YOUR CARATS RIGHT NOW OR I RAPE URARA
>>540921929If anything itd be more autistic to interpret a situation with 0 emotional intelligence. But lets be honest, self inserters will turn even the smallest scrap into a five star meal
>someone posts teio>a flood of teio gets posted in responsehow is she so powerful. is she the most popular uma?
they're trying to break my spirit with this one
>>540922053Umamusume Vodka is a whole different beast from IRL Vodka, it's crazy
Season 2 and its consequences have been a disaster for the uma race
>>540922256Matikane is ugly the choice is obvious
>>540922182You can’t rape an Uma for one. Two-URARARARARARARARARARARA
>>540922178proof?
post sex with daring tact
>>540922256You know in your heart what the answer is anon.
>>540922316she has very beautiful eyes
>>540922316I'm gonna beat you to death you dumb motherfucker
Special Wife x sundress is a really fucking great choice
omfg
>>540922376Why daring heart speaks in english? I dont like that
why did this el condo get 9th
>>540922473it makes her sound "trendy"
https://poal.me/tzbqfmhttps://poal.me/tzbqfmhttps://poal.me/tzbqfm
>>540922473Because she's literally American?
>>540922583Matikane would cheat on you because Shiraoki-sama told her.
>>540922567Too stupid to rely on her pricing those stamina skills maybe
>>540922567Umamusume is a luck game.
>>540922256Mati is much better than NeichaYou want a woman that will spice up your life, not a defeatist
>>540917493looks good i'd like to see it
Gib clingy Tachyon wife
>>540922661lates don't need as much stamina tho?
>>540922683who calls her mati????
https://poal.me/f4fv09
>>540922583This should be a first-wife second-wife hierarchical situation like the muslims did imo. Neicha would be very good at wrangling Fuku when she's really manic
>>540922567>Late Surger StraightawaysAre you running her Late Surger anon? She's better off on Pace this CM so that she can proc her Ult when she overtakes at the end of the corner
>>540922737>>540922715>reddit tachyon
>>540922583Matikanefukukitaru is my wife already!
>>540922737Uhhhhh...Were you Fujinfags shilling her the last few days?What happened?
>>540922683But don’t you want to support your pessimistic wife by having her succeed and flashbang her with success until she admits the fact she wants to be the main character of her own life?
>Poal.me>Foal.Me>Give me FoalsDon't click the link Trainer-bros. It's data gathering for Uma's to find more about you.
>another frontrunner Taiki Shuttle ace run that gets all the greens, Groundwork, and Concentration but misses the 600 stamina check AND doesn't carry over any sparksGod fucking damn it I wish my power cards weren't all fucking 0 MLB
>Tiktok Halo
Do NOT have sex with my Umas!
>>540922913what are they gonna do, rape me in my sleep?
>>540922567>building the only good Pace Chaser as a Late>weird skills like G00 1st and Bigger Picture...why did you do this?
>>540922916she's much better off as late gambler bwo
Wait a minute, McQueen's """swimsuit""" is just a semi-transparent dress over underwear!
>>540922419
>>540922905i voted yes
>0 white sparkslol wat
>>540922615She's not the only one
Matiiane is fugly and no matter how much you meme it doesn't change that fact.
>took some tylenol for a headache>suddenly like picrelwhat does this mean
>>540922927But isnt that the end goal for both trainer and trainee?
>>540923034It always happens on the three star sparks.
>>540923080waki pero pero
>>540923078You do realize that there are other ways of updating your matikanefukukitaru folder, yes?
>>540922927Then put better doors in the dorms
Finally my hecking ace with 2 1ks... I did it bros.....
>>540922927Calm down. I'm just making sure your academy doesn't run out of students.
Mejiro Maker
>>540923123I was talking about the other Matikane
>>540922256Only did the EN game ones because this shit is long as hell. More than a few in the bottom half would be bumped out of the rankings if this included the JP horses (Stego, Cheval etc.)
>>540922972the line between swimsuit and underwear is very blurry
no bulli
>>540923201Oh. Sorry.You do realize that there are other ways of updating your matikanetannhauser folder, yes?
>>540923157fug
CM3 lobby93863934
>>540923306wheres your stam guts and wit?
>Suzuka needs to get pregnant to grow her breast.
>>540921414I've never understood this "I wanna marry dad." Shit. Is this a Japanese thing or do little girls actually? My sister never did this.
>>540923306She's gonna pass out in the middle of the race
Fukufriends, have you listened to Fuku's solo song? Do you like it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEjbk0cJ00U
Matikane to Matikane communcation.
>>540923295Such as?
speshiaru wiiku
>>540923390favorite solo song other than Rudolf's
>>540923201But matikanetannhauser is cuter than matikanefukukitaru
>>540923387Have you never heard of the Electra Complex? Which is the female version of the Oedipus Complex.
>>540923412Going to a booru and typing matikanetannhauser_(umamusume) into the search bar.
>>540923476Yeah, but why is this a trope in manga and anime? You don't actually see either complex in real life too often. Not nearly enough for the amount of times I've seen it referenced in anime. Like, is this supposed to be cute?
>>540923387It's not uncommon, fathers are usually the most idolized/beloved figures in their lives at the point where they start to learn about relationships like marriage but can't really understand or articulate the differences in kinds of affection.
>>540923558>the entirety of stego's bloodline minus golshi
>Vodka and Daiwa are embarrassed to say Happy Birthday>Air Groove tells you off for not saying it's your birthdayAll very cute
>>540923390Its really good and wish it was in global already
>>540923620>Yeah, but why is this a trope in manga and anime?Because it's a real thing that can and will happen in real life.>You don't actually see either complex in real life too often.Anon. Every single human in this world suffers from their corresponding complex. READ NIGGA READ.
>>540923337CM3 lobby37963201
Mati was also a quite a good hors!
>>540923721no, freud was a fraud and a small hat
>>540923653Happy birthday
>>540923886Sounds like you are repressing something, Anon. Anything you want to tell us about your mother?
>>540923886I think most of the faults in orthodox Freudianism are resolved by later Lacanian development of psychoanalysis though anon, wouldn't you agree?
ok, last borrow for today, turned up bupkis. Calling her crap is a bit dramatic - stats are almost there - but there's no groundwork, so I probably won't use her. I only got this far by ignoring almost all races, so the skills were a bit limited. Tomorrow is another day....
>>540923737CM3 lobby96777145
>>540924074Very green
60479174CM3 lobby
Happy Meek should have more interactions with other girls.
Pretending to like King Halo is the first biggest meme in this general. The second is Matilkane.
>>540897623I did all racewear to filter out some of the umas, but fuck me there's till a lot to go through.
>>540924104Need 3 more umas
>>540923630This. My oldest niece (5) has just started saying that about her dad (my younger brother). He is a good father and a good husband, so it's a natural response. You put it very well. I guess someone could turn it lewd, but of itself it's pretty innocent, in my view.
>>540924172that vodka gassed right at the finish, ouch
>>540924225>pretendingthird-rate post
>>540924334Women search for their fathers in their partners same way men enjoy dating women who are like their mothers.
>>540924225Who the fuck is Matilkane!?
>>540923653>tfw I have to wait until 13 May to have Suzuka shyly wish me happy birthdayFUCK FUCK WHY DID I USE A STUPID FAKE BIRTHDAY INSTEAD OF A SMART ONE (tomorrow)
>>540924225
>>540924225>MatilkaneNani?
>>540924225I like characters that have a well-maintained front but are really fucking up underneath. King Halo, the movie version of Tachyon, arguably TM Opera O under some readings of her career.
Why does Grass Wonder hate burgers?
>
>>540924054slightly off topic but does Lacan just admit Freud was full of shit sometimes? Like I get saying that dreams are often expressions of what we desire, but saying that they ALWAYS reduce to motherfucking is a tad ridiculous. That always rubbed me the wrong way when I was reading Freud
>>540924535She's a weeb
>>540924119Yes Suzuka is green
Seeing successful gambles is so addicting, that zoom from 7th to 1st in a few seconds is what I assume coke is like.
Wholesome.
>>540924225>t. Pasa
>>540924178She's a FAKE, segregate her and send her to the NPC corner
>>540924535Would she like japanese burgers with that shitty ass bacon?
>>540924521who asked
>>540924567Anon, everyone in psychology has someone calling them fraud. The Simpsons made a joke about that. In a psychologist office with lots of books which the psychologist says "haven't been disproven yet".
>>540924104CM3 lobby42635006
>>540924675A general thread isn't just a series of questions-and-answers, anon, sometimes people simply chime in on the topic
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>540924620happy meek is actually real bro
I asked
>>540924615>>540924471>>540924373>if I samedag I can show him!
The only thing that's good on this event story is the fact Spechud isn't participating in it
I care
I am all ears, anon. Let's hear it!
>>540924462which is fantastic if their fathers are good men/vice versa. Watching my tiny nieces be really emotionally close to their parents is really wholesome to see.
>>540924879>samedag
>>540924879take your meds
Why is there no good uma porn?Been playing this game since EN launch, and I haven't jerked off to any of the characters even oncePlenty of them are hot, but the art is really lacking.
>>540924650look again anon, there's no bacon on that burger
>>540924535Low quality American food cannot compete with vintage Japanese cuisine
>>540924729CM3 lobby97198373
>Spend 30 minutes doing a run>another useless uma, meaning you spent 30 minutes with zero progressThis is the most annoying part. You spend your time and get NOTHING.
bunch of slack jawed daggots around here
I'm no ears.
>>540924373King Halo really grew on me playing her career. I really like her now. And I will beat URA with her, just you wait (not very first-rate of me, I know)!
>>540925054https://files.catbox.moe/fpptdj.jpg
>>540924949Ahem.SEX WITH CHRONO GENESIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>540925054Japanese production of it was hamstrung due to Cygames being REALLY aggressive about cracking down on it and both enforcing the "community guidelines" and getting the community itself to internally police for it.A lot of the doujins that were produced didn't get translated because the response to Umamusume in the west was super muted compared to in Japan, and a lot of fanbox stuff was never pirated to public boorus for either the same reason or for fear of takedowns.For the art that's been produced since then in the west, most of it was off the meme/novelty bump of the original launch, so you got all the slopartists that churn out stuff like it's an assembly line trying to capitalize on that, flooding the boorus with low-quality stuff.
>>540925189
>>540925176she has one of the best designs, she's one of the best written, and has one of the best VAsshe actually is first-rate all around
>>540925382She's also good at Gang Beasts
I miss the simplicity of Taurus
>favorite>9th
>>540925382based halofag, you just made me decide on doing her career again first thing tomorrow morning. I still need to make a good sprinter out of her for TT
>>540925130CM3 lobby66014048
>he's not circlejerking with himself
>>540925521my debuffer nature was consistently rated as favourite or second favorite in the first cm, then almost always came right at the end of the pack. I have no idea how they actually calculate that stuff
>>540925518Cancer is simple though. It's all random and entirely outside of your control. Any of your aces can get 1st to 9th based entirely on coin tosses.
>>540925189HELPPPP THERE'S A RAPIST ON THE LOOSE
>>540925204Shocking!
>>540925309It's really nuts how successful that wasAll I ever find is aisloppa, koikatsuslop or sketches that are nice but are a bit too basic to get things going.
Kawakami Princess is cuter and more interesting than King Halo.
>>540925543these rooms fill up way too fast
>>540925543STOP FILLING UP SO GODDAMN FAST
oh no
>>540925620Fucking Taurus was random for meHad two perfectly trained aces and a sacrificial front runner who had a B in that styleGuess who won the plat title?
CM Room88437853
i'll fill up Kingu so goddamn fast
I don't care about King Halo, but her character is well written, and her personality comes to shine thanks to her great Seiyū.Not to mention she is nice to Haru Urara and that alone is a good quality, she has good morals and the qualities to be a mother.Going on a personal hate hunt for her just seems unhealthy anon, check your blood pressure.
>finally get a usable run>only single rainbows from senior year to endI hate this dogshit game so much...
>>540925543CM3 lobby75605344
CM3 room shotgun time967803143704894283828061
Was this all just a false flag to get King posted more?I don't mind, was even able to save a couple pics, but I'm just curious.
>>540924521she's really similar to makween but with way less of a filter. on the surface she looks like a disowned ojousama trying to make it big again. but the way she genuinely cares for her juniors like kawakami princess and haru urara makes it clear that she wants to be a better person than her mother, not just a more successful one. sasuga kingu
>read marus storyaint she the best wife
>>540926016BTW I'm too lazy to post results
>>540924521>the movie version of TachyonGame Tachyon was honestly such a letdownLike, she's cute, but not nearly as interesting as she is in the movie
he really is trying hard isn't he
>>540925137COCK-A-DOODLE DOO :D
You should be able to read this
>>540925829Good race! Thanks for joining
LOOK
>>540926175Movie version of Tachy was, mentally speaking, like a racecar engine that's running so hot it's constantly on the verge of shaking itself a part, but letting it cool all the way down would be even worse for it. It was great. I loved how they basically showed you her whole deal through the mid-race ult visions long before explaining it directly to you.There are glimpses of movie Tachy in the game character, but it's kind of like both are iterations on a theme rather than one being an adaptation of the other.
>>540926263
>>540925976CM3 lobby51756777
>>540926372
>>540926037>m.jpgthat's not very first-rate
>>540926394Boy howdy :O
>>540926398>683 power
It is destiny
>>540926423Why does she call you that? Is she transphobic?
>>540918701I fucking wish man I’m dry all the time I have too much shit to level up
>>540926372that cutie seems very happy
>>540926365>Sleeping Lion>Corner Recovery
>>540918701I've got more monies than you but only a third of your caratsWant to get a couple umas to max potential, but fuck me is that expensive.
48472230CM3 Lobby
>>540918928Look at those dotos…
>>540926552Probably bought for Tenno Sho Spring
gooners won, the next scenario in JP is about hot springs
>>540926552If you have tried to do a Mile Taishin you will understand the pain
:]
>>540926016For the first two rooms
98111255lobby, come trash my mediocre umas!
CM Room18386619
>>540926501I'm done. They're ready.
>>540926458Groundwork and angling+plancha basically takes care of all your accel needs
>>540926605>nobody else has Lone Wolf so the Grass Wonder with it wins
>All the Top 3 winners have their own LB3/MLB Kitasan BlackI'm nyoticing
>>540926840that's the bare minimum to compete bwo, just be glad it's not like gemini rooms where you also needed an MLB Creek
>>540926398CM3 lobby15566786
>>540925054The yakuza, the only way to beat them is with slop https://litter.catbox.moe/j5kx6y.jpg
Tazuna and the Director are umasTracen academy is stuck in a time loop"Training center" is just a cover for the real purpose - a dating centerWAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>funniest uma>most annoying uma
>>540926939Winning TicketWinning Ticket
>>540926840my pasa doesn't have kita bwo...
>>540926883>4th>4th againIt's over I think
Jesus is it scrim night in here or something
>>540926928>Tazuna and the Director are umasyou have no proof of this
>>540926939Mayano Top GunTokai Teio
shut the FUCK up with your gayass bwo posting
>>540926904>naisu neicha abuseI can work with this
>>540926739good race. FUCK THAT TAISHIN AND DOUBLEFUCK THAT BAKUSHIN>tfw if I had 600 wit I bet Susie would have won
>>540927050I love you bwo
>>540926939TM Opera OWinning Ticket
>taishin is winning the cm roomswtf the psyop guide was actually real? what the fuck
>>540927117Well built Taishins are fucking scary.
>>540925054I got a small collection but it's not much. Stuff I personally commissioned.
>>540926939rudolfrudolf
>>540925054I just search hahakigi on sadpanda if I feel like wanking to umas
>>540926939Opera OGolshi
>>540926939BakushinFuku. God she's annoying
>>540926883CM3 lobby44244624
Is my Narita Ace good enough for CM or should I try again? also considering running her, vodka, and blockushin for a team, good or bad idea?
>>540917184Funny how combining two potentially funny references makes the whole thing unfunny.
Apologize
>>540926939BakushinGold Ship
is it worth bringing yaeno for midrace skills or should i stick with using good power cards?
>>540926741I'm tired of having my ass beaten by this TaishinGOD. This was my last one for now. Thanks for joining
>>540926939yeah
>Seuin loses arimaWell at least Im done with runs today. Why are umas so fucking retarded and lazy?
Gimme your trainees 95520999
>>540927263that's because it involves oguri CRAP (as in SHIT)
>next CM is a week and change awayIs it too late to get started?None of my milers are particularly good, so I'm basically gonna have to start from scratchWas able to coast CM 1 and 2 with the same umas, but really don't think that'll be the case this time.
>>540926939HeliosWinning Ticket
>>540927228>no navigation skills, fov skills or savvyIt's brocked, bro.
>>540927319Retards do have their own charm thoughever
>>540927345Use your borrows wisely, late surger gamblers are easiest to build, if you did end closers for CM1 and CM2 you may already have an ok parent for them, just need to get that Mile SI believe in you
CM3 room shotgun againPhone posting so others will have to post results if desired522019636783343177403129
>>540927228You have zero way to push through the inevitable tight crowd in the final spurt and are pretty much fucked.
>>540927213last CM3 lobby15676482
frontkeks never win these lobbies
>>540927345Just make some late gamblers, the CM is full pachinko anyway so it doesn't matter how much you prep, you could even make a competent front probably if you get lucky with your borrows
>>540927228Not enough Wit/Navigation skills to reliably manuever brocks so you're super gambling on other umas to leave an opening for you.
>>540926869thats defeatist scrub talk, ive won 60% cm test rooms w/ no kita of my own
>>540927545there are no fronts in the lobbies
>>540927494>no kitasan blackwait no, I can't notice anymore!
>>540927029
>>540927494That condor is fucking insane
>>540927429>>540927546Is there a specific parent lat gamblers are looking for?Got a Gold Ship and Ogurin with a lot of applicable skills (I think?), but not sure who I should borrow.
>>540927585thats grim should I just drop blockushin and go for triple late aces then? i feel like grass/vodka catches up despite A&S
>>540927494thank you for joining
>>540927457>my blockushin actually overtook a Smart Falcon aceWell that was unexpected
>>540927585>>540927682I've noticed that too, my blockushin is doing nothing atp
>>540927050pretty sure it is gay, no? its like saying bro w/ a lisp or 'something' in your mouth
>Pace Condor with no Kitasan Black dominated practically everyone in scrimsWait a minute...
aaaa
>>540927327>late start >rushed >Neicha still got second My wife…she is the best
>>540927650Ryan for full gambling (ult needs 6th place to proc) or Rudolph which can be used for both surgers and end closers.I personally also like Biwa's ult, but it hasn't been that good on cm3 test rooms
Cancer CM practicelet's see how fucked my shit team is against real gamers78864694
>>540927826>pasa wins with a pasa grandparent no groundwork or tails held high
>>540927817This shit happens to me all the fucking time. I swear some of the other rival umas get a fraction of the +400 stats you get
>All these El Condor Pasa wins
>>540927817>failed the wit check
>>540927886She procced her ult right before we left the curve, my eyes went wide irl when I realized what was about to happen
Does Big Head not think it's strange how her sister is named NARITA brian and her rival is named NARITA taishin
>>540927845Yeahhhhh I'm straight fucked this CMGG's guys
did you know that Suzuka is skilled at spinning penis?
tired of seeing the same reddit nature reaction images over and over again
You know who I haven't ever seen win during these scrims? Silence Suzuka. I've seen Seiun Sky wins, I've seen El Condor Pasa win, hell I've seen Hishi Amazon win. But Silence Suzuka? Never seen her get a single victory. Someone please make a good Silence Suzuka for scrims.
>>540927845>bringing a Blockushin together with a Front AceD-did I miss something here?
>>540927826>sympathyNo way, if your other runners have it my block falco would cause that to trigger
>>540928030bnw view each other as sisters too
>>540927817this makes no fucking sense
>>540927837With CM being so close, can only hope to find a good Ryan parent availableGot one friended, but she only has like 4 white skillsThanks
>>540928089I've won with her twice on pubs, never here with you sweatlords tho
Rice is not Onii-Chan's whore, Rice is Onii-Chan's Hero!
>>540928089I trained one but she just doesn't deliver. Sky comes with escape artist, Daiwa comes with a sometimes mid race unique proc, same for Falcon. Suzuka in this race is "if you already won, your unique goes off!" which is useless.
>>540927817Exhibit A of bad game design
>>540928089I'm trying anon, I'm tryingIt's hard. My suzie got curbstomped
>>540928089Hard to win a race in Japan when you are on vacation in America
>>540928089Borrow me $1000 to pull for her and I'll build a winning one :)
>>540927817Yeah you're never beating Super Creek on wet conditions.
im bored at work42891677no summary im phoneposting
>>540927817replay?
>>540928113>680 stam with potentially 4 recovery skills worth of procs beats out a 870 stam with 1/0 recovery proc
>>540928184Rice is and will ALWAYS be an EVIL VILLAIN HEEL
>>540928184>onii-chanfake Rice fan
>>540928219>he only rolled for meme bannersKek
>>540921414Why did Teio clone herself instead of having a child the old fashioned way?
Fuck it. One more24760939
>>540928251well that was anticlimatic
>>540928089Compared to Seiun/Falcon, she doesn't really have anything going for her except for Concentration. Unrestrained is very inconsistent, and her unique doesn't really do much for her in this track.
>>540928427Fuck it, no blocker
>Hello Eishin Flash, may I have some Late Surger Skills pl->Standard Distance>O-Oh okay, well, let's try that again, hello Eishin Flash, may I ha->Straightway Acceleration>Okay, sure, well, how abo->Standard Distance>OKAY EISHIN F->Stats up...
>>540928310My Rice calls me onee-sama.
>all public lobbies are b and below races The fuck man
>>540928089I've been trying to make good Suzuka but my runs are cursed
>>540928219damn you have a lot of umaswish I had that many :(
>>540928489Have you heard of hint pruning
You guys are racing a lot tonightSo eager to show your ACE's strategy
>rooms full up in 2 secondsHow about we make a tradition of posting multiple rooms at once for the guys in the back?
>>540921862
>>540926939opera omayano
>>540928269how upload replays
>>540928420The only viable way to pass on Rudolf genes
>>540928089ive won with her and daiwa but skys ez escape artist and falcos ult make winning midrace too common. Even if mine wins most gw battles
>>540897623this took a long ass time wtf
>>540928625It's fun until I have to borrow Kitasan Black for my aces and also don't have SSR cards relevant to my strategy
>>540928652>strategy My strategy is throwing random bullshit at the wall. If my umas can place against tylenol munchers, then I might have a decent chance
How much sparks do I need to get Pasa from Front E to Front A?
>>540928489I still don't understand the purpose of the stats up. I'd get it if you ran out of hint levels, but the average card has more than enough different skills that you'll never be able to get everything in a single career. It just exists to piss you off. At least the sleep deprivation is funny sometimes.
>>540928427Nice ult proc Vodkabroalso>no fronts again
>>540928789>only fronts are blockushins
>>540928738>spent all tha time to get shitweew
Danchou apologies in advance but I'm gonna be a leech next monthWe didn't make it into A+ this month either anywayParent farming has killed all my enthusiasm and I can't even be bothered to do all 3 borrowed runs
>>540928420Anime ruled apply. The child is just a tiny version of the mother.
>>540928819>successfully changed /uma/'s metagame
>>540928850ok fag
>>540928287what are you talking about? Super Creek's combined stam/guts is 574, her Pure Heart is 5% of that, and her other recovery is 1%. Maruzensky's combined stam/guts is 683. Even if Her 1% recovery DIDN'T procc and both of Creek's did, Maruzensky's stam/guts stat is still superior. This makes no fucking sense.
>>540928684
>>540928819I'm starting to nootice and it's going to bite me in the ass when I bring 3 gamblers to the real thing
>>540928184>not onii-chan's whoreMaybe not for you, but my Laisu has no conniptions about putting out
>>540928923the only good ones in your list are neicha, oguri and calstone, but you placed them so low and i am the fag? lmao shit taste
>>540928862>We didn't make it into A+ this month either anywaykek what an ass
>>540928938How much stamina you consume depends on your speed.
>>540928738I did this too, and got Rudolf. I have no idea what the sorting is intended to mean or signify
>>540928938Doesn't every uma not just yours benefit from the hidden 400 bonus, otherwise you'd have literally everybody gassing out in every single race for the first year.
>>540928946I'm not gonna lie and say that Natie's my favoritest most bestest uma, but to be completely honest, she still has the best story out of any of the uma currently out.Only King gets close.
Mare tummy....
>>540928938bro don't everyone have a 400 hidden stats or something in career mode?
48682092CM3 Lobby
>>540928862How dare you post Nishino crying. I'll find you and your danchou
>>540928752I'm f2p and also have 0lb kita and few strat-specific SSR's. My SR's are getting pretty decent though, and when I finally get mlb Sweepy things might really look up.
>>540926501>>540926820Gonna eat my own boogers if I manage to podium with Bobo winning in CM3. Come race them12632550
>>540929063>I have no idea what the sorting is intended to mean or signifyYou literally control the umas you selectIf Rudolf won, then you chose her over every other uma that went against herYou have several chances near the end to sort in some umas last minute, and you obviously didn't take any of them
>>540929006The club is hanging around in the early 500s... Just like last month
is there a way to turn off those ult activate cutaways?
>>540923394Long-ass name mfs
Why don't more people run Pasa in these CM lobbies?
>>540929240I hate Mexicans.
>>540928862I joined what I thought was going to be a more competitive club, and no only did they fucking botch it this month, but the club I was in previously did gangbusters.Felt cheated.
>>540929240Because I don't have it, I hate the fact I have to use 2 LS
>>540927817second impacthttps://files.catbox.moe/ccg3ar.mp4
>>540929143I've revealed enough information to doxx my club but you'll never find out who I am>>540929285The cherry on top is how close we've been both months, it's all so tiresome
>>540929172terrorist neicha and bakushin kek
WHEN ARE WE GETTINGOCTOBER BANNERS ANNOUNCEMENTAAAAAAA
>>540929408>checks filenamehmm
>>540929082ok, so add 400 to Maruzensky and Super Creek. Now it's 1083 and 974, respectively. Doesn't seem to change much in the calculation unless I'm missing something.
>>540929408>__aston_machan_umamusumeidk anon can we get a hint?
>>540929315You really need to pray to Shiraoki-sama
>>540929172>>540929375That's the second time I've seen this anon's own Blockushin block his Vodka. Pure schadenfreude. Bobo still got 3rd without A&S. Good girl Bobo.
>>540929240I built this one but it never won shit. Probably needs Mile S and Angling and some more mile/pace double circle skills + tail held high, or groundworks, or something, I dunno.
>>540929424Tomorrow, it's not October yet dacchi
What is my name?
>>540929315You were on her home turf
>>540929674I've got it! Her name is 8aab1c200608da2206c92ae5b9d0d1a3
What's better, Furious Feat or It's On?
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>>540929791Good job anon.
>>540929814furious feat
Summer is getting close, no more comfy gaming...
>>540929451Your HP is course length + staminaSo Creek gets 3000 + 282 + 400 = 3682Maru has 3000 + 470 + 400 = 3870If Creek gets her ult and you don't get your recovery, she has 3884, roughly equal.But guts controls how slow your HP depletes and Creek has more.Unironically, you didn't have enough guts, anon.
>>540929001a fag AND a redditor
t-thanks bakushin...
>>540929375ALSO, my Neicha is not a terrorist. She's lovely and I hope she wins. She worked hard, and she took a dump truck filled with Stamina sparks to Arima Kinen. And got 2nd. NOT THIRD! SECOND.If you can't be bothered to even meet the ~600 stam bonus, she will punish you.
>>540929668Angling doesn't proc very often on pace pasa. If I could, I would take uniques like Dignity or Shadow Break for more velocity on the final corner to gain ground. Mile/Pace Corners, THH and Slipstream would be really good. Turf S might help out a lot too.>t. anon with turf s/mile s pasa
>>540926939rudolfurara
>>540929909 (Me)To add to this, I've seen cases in the Umalator during CM2 where having less speed actually lets you conserve stamina and finish faster.Slow and steady can win the race if you don't have enough HP.
MORE SCRIMS.
>>540930103Whenever I don't have enough stam for a long career race I just switch to Late. 90% of the time, it works every time.
>>540930113Host it
I'd host if there wasn't an obligation to make summaries
I still can't produce any promising Ace for this CM
>>540930265There's no obligation, just say beforehand you're not going to
found an /uma/ in a public lobby and we both got stomped
>>540930265there are no obligations
Should I just cope with this? Feels like it's way too late to still be farming parents.
>>540929315Extra Tank (Adrenaline Rush) is dogshit anon. It's only POTENTIAL (BIG IF) use is if you start the final spurt when you're supposed to with enough HP, and then get hit by a stamina debuff AFTER that. Or get rushed. Never take either skill.Plus sometimes you just roll a career seed that might as well be a gigantic middle finger. Shit happens.
>>540929315Yeah any carrer mode race longer than 2500m is a gamble with less than B stamina
ogey
>>540930307that stinks bwo
>>54092808931836782For you Suzukaanon, dunno if mine can win but we can always try.
51808513 hwosting
>>540930329I farmed parents for all of one fucking day and decided fuck this shit, I have a few 9* blues with good affinity, and 7-8* blues with GREAT affinity. I borrowed a good Ryan and borrowed a good Seiun Sky. High rolling a good ace is enough fucking work as it is. I'm NOT parent farming for fucking 5% spark chances.
>>540929825
>>540930490Sorry bwo...my Suzuka was no good...
>>540930502That's one hell of a Kingu
>>540930723Well she tried her best I'm sure.
>>540930723groundwork angling doko
>>540929315you should not have lost that, was really close at least. Not having a good recovery skill hurt a lot, I'd guess
THE BLOCKUSHINS HUNGERS FOR MORE FRONTS
blockushin is a meme, can't believe people will actually use her lmao
>>540930792Anon set the wrong season, my fronts didn't have spring runner...
Morning coffee and Oguri parent run to start the day in a comfortable and cozy manner
>blockushinhas never worked against my front sorry gwo
>>540930856they got in front of my Suzuka despite her having max speed, 950 power, and Groundwork. They're crazy effective, especially when they combine front runner debuffs, which EVIL ANONS PUT ON THEM BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DID
https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-24576>KMR got firedWTF
ugh losing to golshi really hurts in cm3, basically means all their rng went in their favor. So gross
>>540931008CYGENEROUS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>540931008
>>540931008Who do you think is going to stop the greed of cygames now? Who will be your knight in shining carats?
>>540931008They fired the wrong guy, Granblue is still screwed.
>>540931032Goldshi game
The worst thing about Blockushin is they don't ONLY kill the front runner(s) aiming for Angling & Scheming. She kills ANYONE that can't navigate around her. Fucking kusoge mechanics kek.
https://snep.pw/uma/sorterwhat the hell is this thing and what is it supposed to do?>inb4 it sorts the umasI will shove you into a locker, I want the criteria by which, damnit!
>>540931068already feeling it
Clock check /uma/For some reason i keep losing ura with 800/600/800 statline with a bunch of skills. Forcing me to use 10 clocks everyday300 down to 200
>>540931008THE AGE OF CYGENEROUS IS OVER, THE RETURN OF CYJEWS RETURNS.
73436663Get in lads
>>540931032i haven't seen a single gold ship in the last 20 rooms
>>540931008Say Thank you KMR
>>540931202Wit status?
>>540930336it was the only other recovery skill i could get
>>540931068>>540931203the duality of /uma/I bet this was the same anon, too
if I fail this I will kms
>>540931251It doesn't do anything is what I'm saying. Standard Distance or Kyoto would've done way more for you if they were available.
>>540931008Will things get worse or better after this?
>>540931008Who?
>>540931226they arent that common but i just lost to 2 whale/sweaty golshis by 1L with my bancho
>>540931008fill me in on this who ha
>>540931369show golshi build
>3rd Bakushin rungood enough, I'm not dealing with groundwork rng more than I need to
>doing the sorter>Fuck.
>>540931312phew
Which one of you fuckers has been hogging all of my mile S procs
>>540931215Result
>>540931498wow, a front actually won
>>540931401didnt save the races, its everything you expect + 1200/600/1200 + S or S/S. And ofc usually only have like 350 wit which is why the loss hurts the most. My 350 wit golshi jobbed the fuck outta Gemini. I had biwa 33% WR, NBrian 18% and golshi 14%
>>540931008>fired over inadecuate conduct with minorswhat happened to based Japan?
>>540931481mei had a run where TWO mile inspirations happened
>>540925054My brother in christ, yourhttps://exhentai.org/tag/artist:aweiAnd it’s not all bad. No porn rule keeps disgusting shit like ntr and scat out too, and it’s only applied to explicit sex. The most popular uma doujins on melonbook are all “post marriage/first child with your uma” doujins.
>>540926939el condor pasaI can't think of any uma that annoys me so funny
CunnyInc. has 2 spotsA+ rank clubanyone can join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>540931608Today's the last day you get to claim to be A+
>>540931428might lose to skys escape or falcos ultFor reference my blockushin has about 90% success rate in like 40 rooms
If you guys are struggling with Blockushin now, just wait till you have to fight her alt version
>I just jobbed to an end closer ogurin in a pub roomPeople be cooking some weird fokken shit I tell you hwat
>>540931664>720 staminawhat are you feeding these bakushins
>>540931664I'm happy as long as I get to A finals desu
>>540931589EXPLODE
>>540931735maybe like 10* stam 6* spd and the rest is power training
Alt Bakushin is meta btw
>>540931236Most of the time 400. Minimum 300
Isn't there supposed to be a QoL feature that lets you premake teams for custom races? Or is that not implemented yet?
>my mile natie has been getting 3rd consistently, whether that means someone else on my team won, or they all jobbedLORE ACCURATE. PERFECTION.
>>540931202I find end closers and late to be inconsistent. Most of my Tachyon wit runs are a breeze where I hardly job any race as long as I just grab her second golden recovery skill early on. Managed to easily beat the finals with 800-400-400-400-1200 The stats for URA final makes no real sense to me outside of starting to hate end and late due to random boxed for forced alarm usage.
>>540931202Just broke 200 yesterday, funnily enough. The past 4 days, I've just been doing filler runs to get event points, currently at 550k and should be set to get all the gibs. I'll still use the freebie clock if a run feels like it'll give good sparks, but I just dip if I lose at URA since still winning all the crown races and fucking up a race or two in there still nets me minimum 12k points. I'll probably hover around this clock number once I'm set on points to either get one more ace set or parent prep for CM4.
>>540931961Beats me man. RNG game. Run front?
>>540931008Am I lost or does this not say he was fired
>7/10 rests are sleep deprived>5 are night owls>getting night owl on top of current night owlI'm now a firm believer that there are bad seeded runs.
>>540932506Resignation over health issue out of nowhere is nip corpo speak for getting fired. Firing their CEO outright is just bad for stocks price, so they always say their CEOs step down over dumb shits.
>>540931952ermmm expwain
why is teio getting seperated from spe & suzuka these days in terms of promotional stuff and all that?
>>540931008Theorize why:>genuinely health issues or retirement >workplace harassment >diddle kids>diddle horses>declining revenue >declining PR
>>540932643that's normal for team spica. it's always in pairs spe/suzuka, teio/mcqueen, golshi/everybody, scarlet/vodka
which uma is getting future endeavor'd in the wake of KMR's release
>>540931202Mine rarely drops sub 300, unless I decide to do el condor parent runs but thankfully I'm done with those.
>>540931312>>540931461BRO. YOUR GUTS.
>blocks your path
>no speed rainbows for 13 turnsWhat the fuck is happeningIt's march senior year and my speed training is still lv3.
>>540932708>Company has like 4 games>3 games have his involvement>All 3 are fucking shit and actively bring down the company>The one single game without his involvement prints money
>>540926939Gold ShipGold Ship
>>540932905so who's responsible for Cygenerous
>>540932923>this picHuh... but the mood actually goes up
>>540932970>gacha>generous>ever
>>540932905But I was told Relink sold quadrillions
>>540933170Sold a million after like a decade worth of development and the game sales tanked after he cut off future updates after the mandatory homoangels postgame update.
Is it time to discuss a final solution to the Chestnut question?
>>540932827run was SHIT anyway
>>540932905>The one single game without his involvement prints moneyWhich?
>>540933281>cut off future updates after the mandatory homoangels postgame update.Kek didn't know that happened. Shamefur dispray.
>>540933013that's (You)r mood after you see a multi rainbow training blocked
been doing a milli fans daily since the isekai event started and I'm only in the 450k point mark
EL CONDOOOOOOOOOOOR
Ooooh! Guinea Pig-kun where is my coffee? Have you cleaned up the place yet? Move it
>>540917184>Westoid meme about worshipping ass also being used for the horses I came here to laugh at you
>>540933708YWNBJ
>>540933281super infuriating - what kinda absurd expectations did they have for gbfr? its mind boggling - the game was objectively a massive success that they could have kept building on. Massive fuckup unless theyre ninja at work 2, which sadly seems very unlikely. game was damn fun
>>540933693We don't need two Reddityons.
>>540933693Ah, Cafe you think the lab coat is your ally? You merely adopted the coat. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the chemicals until I was already a mad scientist, by then it was nothing to me but intoxicating!
>>540933708I hope that you live in a country where homosexuality isn't punishable by death, faggot
>>540933961That's not very first rate of youDidn't a Tachyonchad defend you earlier?
why do they release hyper specialized racists like this that can only run one type of race in JP? even bakushin can be bumped up to A mile
>want a new frontrunner for both TT and something to throw for mile and medium>use suzuka card>doesn't give any of the frontrunner skillsI am going to rape you
>>540929240I don't have a good enough pasa to run in the /uma/ rooms
>>540934474you can try
>>540934269she only has like grand total of 2 mile+ races her whole life and she didn't perform thereBakushin did
>>540934269easy pink farming
>>540933987I can still hear the laughs.
50 for both feels good
can cygames please just release transcend right now so i can spend my life savings on her for a second time
>pace chaser doesn't become viable until Doto, xGuri and Nishino Flower are outI'm glad they fired the responsible for this unbalanced gameplay
>>540935615doto rape
>>540935615But this is like their only major game the guy wasn't involved with...
>>540935592It's depressing that it would actually be faster to learn Japanese and switch to the JP version than wait for her global release.
>>540935615doto love
>>540935875そりゃNEETじゃないと無理だろう。二年以上経っても日本語上手ならなかった。
>>540935875yeah idk if i can make it x more years without her stinky neet cooch on global...
>>540933401Gakumas. Uma is the raising for shiteaters.
>build for stamina sparks>get guts and speed sparks>do gutsmaxxing and bakushin full speedtard runs for shits and giggles>get stamina sparksWhat the fuck is this game even smoking
>do parent run>it's miserable>do another parent run>it's miserableThat's enough of that.
>>540935875It's surprising you guys are not playing on the JP already I thought everyone here played there already and only moved to global for the noveltyI must be alone on this I guess
>>540936437... heh.
>>540936485Globalbabs are retarded EOPs. It can't be helped.
>>540936485You guys have been shunned out from here and made to evacuate into your own general
>>540936485I can't race against my friends with JP so nah
>>540936485Is there a way to play both? I thought both versions overwrite the same files and folders, so it's not possible.
who the heck is KMR this is my first cygamusu game
>>540936485i used to play on jp but switched a few weeks back because i started late and am impossibly behindalso nice that i dont have to fiddle with a translation mod or use a vpn, and that the game is on steamdefinitely wish they'd have handled global release a little better thougheverbeitfully but idk what they could've done to not royally piss everyone off
people here are unironically playing the jewish global cashgrab instead of the actual ウマ娘?草
>>540934413Evil seductress...
>>540936696口の中にチンポ入れるの好きか、小僧?
global is inherently inferior because it'll never have the funny collabs like kfc and it will eos
>EOP immediately posts about wanting to slurp dickslol
>>540936696>草
>>540936485I do, I just usually don't post about it.
ASS Wonder
>>540936878Most collabs in games with pretty much anything is always locked to whatever Asian country the game is originally from or the US. So I'd rather not have any collabs as they are always region lock.
>>540936973desu i'm too lazy to start not even 2 gachas but literally the same game in 2 different servers, i'm just staying comfy here and waiting for future stuff like my bro, there's no rush
>>540936634Emulate one>>540936653Definitely giving more of carats and free pulls, even making the daily mission event 6/6 be permanent, while having an accelerated schedule would have helped, but you know how it goes with gacha companies, greed.>>540936973Understandable, I rarely do it either
>>540936485I play both versions
>>540936878Church's chicken collab voicelines and textures have been found by data miners btw
What's that site that graphs people's performance within their club?
>KMR stepping down from Cygames CEO before we get Deep Impact and the rest of Kaneko horsesCome back fag your job is not done yet
They could've just made an english option for JP like their other games no? why did they even follow other gachas of having different servers when it was clearly working out for gbf, it's not even like Precunny that has a different publisher issueI'll just sink with global if when it hits EoS
>>540937212Nice try danchou
>>540936651>KMR, the reason for cygenerous, steps down and hands the management to shadowP>every cygame has became more and more jewish as shown in how they handled uma global and the new shadoba>KMR finally leavesIt's gonna get far worse from here
>>540937294I'm in a casual club nobody cares about too much. I'm just curious about how much time I've wasted on this game lately and what the result has been.
>>540937238Global Uma is simply for Cygames' negotiation device to get license for foreign horses. They're not gonna show moonrunes to billionaires to showcase the game.
>>540937402well that is tragic
>>540937238Unless we get global umas who have a separate licensing, there is no point for the global server. It's just a far worse experience than current JP.Even the early days of JP was more enjoyable since metafagging wasn't as prevalent compared to global.
>>540937093>Definitely giving more of carats and free pullsyeah would be nice but i always figured this would piss off the jp lads
>>540937475I do the samehttps://chronogenesis.net/
>>540937601The sad part is that we don't even know who the director for their games are now, since they don't want the backlash for their jewish tricks.
>>540937705Virus site
>>540937494>get loicense for global horses>implement them on JP>global EoSes in a year or two so global will never get themEvil
>>540937705Huh, I am somehow the fifth top contributor this month. That doesn't speak well of me. Thanks.
>>540937815i just hope they don't change a lot, and if they do that it is for the best, gacha aside this game is really cute so i'm hoping it stays that way
>the only way how to get umas outside of their banner is to hit 0.00000054794525454 chance outside of their banneram I retarded or it's literally impossible to get uma you want once she's gone
>>540938035just pray to shiraoki bro
>>540938035yeppers
loli seabiscuit as the first global only uma
>>540938035Yep. You either spark her or luckshit. Buy daily passes if you need cheap carats
>>540936485I like the story bits and I'm too busy learning french so I can get a cushy federal job to learn nipponese for phone games.Also, pictures of the JP version look like the instruments panel in a passenger jet. I'd rather have the complexity ramped up slowly than get hit in the face with 4 years of content I have to learn, catch up on, and pull for in the case of cards and horses.
>>540938035there's free uma selector tickets every full anni
>>540937859Cygames is definitely hoping to get rights for American/Dubai tracks so they can properly implement Forever Young's career and story. It's their own horse so I expect them to shill him hard in-game.
>>540938302They already have Santa Anita in the game, Dubai should be easy.
>>540938235I thought selectors were only paid?
>>540938402It's paid only
UMA MUSUME IS SHIRAOKI'S GAME!
Tamamo...poor...
>>540938402It's paid, but that and the monthly carets are the most sensible ways to spend money on this game.
>MANT will kill the player base>Anyway, why aren't you bwos on JP already to get bombarded with 11 scenarios right away, just hop inGood argument.
>>540938458She's literally me fr fr
>>540938035selectors and eventually legends
>>540938429>>540938503looooool
so long until there's something i want to pull....
>>540931008is this good or bad? was KMR an actual asshole or I'm just falling for shitposts
>free selector that's paidWhat's this form of gaslight now
2026 barely has any horses i want outside of the opera alt what an awful future global bros
>>540938507But how many players does JP server averagin?
>>540938983It's irrelevant to us he had no part in uma
>>540938507>Also you can't read any of it or have to bear with machine translation, no parents to start with, no good support cards, can't even save up for Umas and have to hope for a rerun, and don't even bother with clubs or the 3 other PVP game modes they have.
>>540938983It's safe to assume nobody really knows what they're talking about
>>540938984It's free to pay bwo
>>540938984That's true though. It's like saying UNO isn't free when it came with your Xbox
zamn
>>540931008when this happens its usually because they are too rich
If you don't want to pay then luckshit. If you can't luckshit then pay. If you can do neither then suffer.
>>540939065That explains why uma is far more jewish than pricon.
>>540938235>every anniI thought that was only the first one
>>540938984Buy 1 get 1 free bwo
>>540939303>>540939303>>540939303New bread.
>>540938984shills are trying to gaslight newfriends with free selectors so they don't quitthe truth is umamusume is a whale game
>>540938993I don't know, go ask /umaJP/ for that answer and fuck off.>>540939109No, bwo, doing your parent runs is annoying homework. You should do this other homework to figure out how to optimize for each scenario and build for it right away.
>>540938429Paid as in bought directly from the shop or like a paid banner that sparks anything?
