Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #8686 - Steel Edition==NEWS==>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds | Mega Man Reveal Trailerhttps://youtu.be/nFw6FO5FXEM>SAGExpo 2025https://www.sagexpo.org/>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - CrossTalk #8 | Silver & Blazehttps://youtu.be/CNZgW0480go>TailsTube #13 - Pit Crewhttps://youtu.be/GiYfo0Wy2NA>Mobile card game Sonic Blitzhttps://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-blitz-apk>Sonic Rumble Global Launch Delayedhttps://sonicrumble.com/GLDelay>Paramount Developing Movie Spinoffshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary - 22 October 2025Sonic the Hedgehog #82 - 5 November 2025Sonic the Hedgehog #83 - 26 November 2025Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds (oneshot) - 17 December 2025Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 4 March 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>/sthg/ OP template:https://rentry.org/sthgtemplate>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://grabber.zonehttps://tails.kicks-ass.net/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OCs:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixels:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>540980807
>>541018135rapever>>541018421He would open his eyes just to see her undies. What a pig!
>>541018421I know what this is referencing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgJna0uFILA
rapever...
>>541018731>rape you without touching youSounds kinda gay. Why doesn't he just use his hands?
Tails!
Which Sakura for Crossworlds?
>>541018801Pedo!
laughing at this stupid shit from a nobody on reddit
>>541018793He's too beta to touch someone without consent.Hell, it's hard for him to touch Blaze (his girlfriend) WITH consent.
>>541018985anon...the game flopped and the gacha died.
Douge
Post blobs
I love Shadria...
>>541018793because of the context of the comic
What I wouldn't give to have two minutes in a space ark with Maria and a gun and my dick but most importantly a cigarette too
>>541019118So, Shinguji it is then.
>>541019025Strange combination. Do they ship it? Or?>>541019289Anon, she literally has the cancers! You'll get infected!
>>541019349>*Inhales cigarette*>"Challenge Accepted."
>>541018135This might as well be silver. OC-tier
>>541013829>Shadow brushing his hairwith or without half-lid
>>541019289>Shadow manga implies GUN physically assaulted Maria multiple times before Shadow got to her
>>541019349I thought NIDS was the Sonic world's equivalent to AIDS. So yeah, he would get infected.
>>541019349nah it's apparently a redraw of Shadow and Cream.the concept of Trip being paired up with Mephiles instead of Fang and instead of slapstick somehow Trip endangers the entire multiverse with her clumsiness
>>541019413Dirty ass hog
>>541019512Eyes closed
>>541019526HOT
honamy!
>>541019526HUH? Explain? I didn't read it>>541019502>My name's Donut Steel, but you can call me Steel
>>541018135Good OP
>>541019526>Physically assaulted>not sexually...so they spanked her to death?
>>541019726>>541019701
>>541019025Well go back there
>>541019693
>>541019774For some second, I thought Maria was a masochist who was into that.
>>541019774...so they spanked her to death.
Probably the best villain if real.
>>541019512Half-lid is evil. Only villains do that.>>541019526>>541019774Uh...no, it doesn't. She's naming off torture methods to get her point across, even if they try to hurt her or kill her, she won't give up Shadow. It didn't actually happen...except for her getting shot.
>>541020018I suddenly remembered Eggman had a daughter for a while in Archie and then they killed her off in the Darkest Storm arc.
>>541019850What in the ship fuck is this strategy
>>541020089
>>541020213Interaction bait, the artist draws Amy kissing each character depending on how many likes and retweets the original post gets
>>541020549Just kissing?Like, on the mouth lips?
I don't like when you guys want to fuck maria. Go fantasize about Cream instead. Maria should be protected.
imagine misinterpreting dialogue made for literal children
>>541020687Would you want them to hold hands too?
>>541020549I like Surge. Amy is being a whore here though.
>>541020549No, I get it; but it's so weird and blatant...what?
>>541020702Tell that to whoever made her 3D model in Sonic Omens.
>>541020702Yeah only Shadow gets to fuck Maria
>>541020702ok shadow (iizuka fursona)
>>541020729I want to see them NAKED and SCISSORING
>>541020312Lol this was some kind of creepypasta right?
>>541020969https://someordinarygamers.fandom.com/wiki/Maria%27s_Revengeyeahguy plays weird fucked up copy of SA2 where it's said that Gerald and all the ARK scientists ran a train on Maria and now her vengeful spirit wants to kill them all
>>541020931I want Surge to CBT me with her electricity powers.
Does anyone fap to Merlina?
>>541021202I agree, but less CBT and moreso electrocuting the muscles in my dick to give me an unnaturally hard erection, or zap my prostate while I'm balls deep in herLots of creative applications for her powers in bed
>>541021179i remember being creeped out by this but i looked it up again and it was kinda just retardedi guess thats creepypasta for you
>>541019979I wish GUN woul spank me to death so I could stop being alive.
>>541021449I thought I was the only one. Everyone else likes Cream, Honey, Mina or whoever else.
>>541021349Well someone out there clearly does
>>541021179Someone needs to mod this into the game
>>541021723I like how he's canonically only kissed two of these characters and fucked everyone except Amy.
Have a lovely evening, /sthg/. Which is your favorite sonic transformation? from super forms to whatever power that is similar to it. For me is the super sonic armor from black knight. Still looks so cool to me.
>>541021865Merlinabros, she let him hit?!
Who is the gayest son of a bitch in this community and why is it SpeedSuperSonic?
What causes humans who want to fuck underaged blobians to moralfag angrily at a human/blobian couple being teased in-universe?
>>541021687Surge is patrician taste
>>541022228They want to fuck them instead, not let them do each other.>>541022182Who? E celeb?
>>541018801is shit
>>541022182is that the guy that made the tails fan voice actor video? besides him being right about the topic I don't know much about the guy himself, he sounds okay to me
>>541021865>Blaze wishes to no avail while she is still stuck in the vault dimension
have we talked yet about how emi jones fucked aaron webber too
>>541022182Does chris count as a member of the community? I don't think you can really *get* gayer than that, if so.
>>541022336Real. Surge with her hair down is underrated. Same with Blaze.
>>541022734This is how I learned Blaze has her hair up.I've literally never looked at her long enough to even notice the ponytail.I might be stupid, bros.
>>541023026I was the same when I first saw her till I saw fan art.>captcha:KKK8K
https://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/special/sidestory/sonicpict/20250822_009038/ coffee for Shadow
>>541023921I wanna flick his stupid long nose
>>541024514Why is Shadria so cute?I'm such a sucker for smaller male/larger female.
>>541013661>>541013829
>>541024656I doubt other pairs with a bigger girl are anywhere as cute. It's because they contrast so much in attitude.
>>541024754So, if you flick shadow's forehead/brow, his skull collapses and crushes his brain?
Sol princess pussy
>>541024780Stupid emo im fuckin ballin!!
>>541024780Bro works for IDW??? Why do you draw so officially?
>>541025327holy retard
>>541024656Shadria subverts expectations.
>>541024754This is sexually provocative.
>>541025484I'm sorry. Please don't hit me, I'm a JP purist!
>>541024780Very nice
>>541024939>>541025556Yeah actually you're right, it's an extremely deep bond but also an uncommon one. The male is smaller than the female, but he's also way stronger than her, and yet he's still the more submissive insecure inexperienced one who follows her lead. I can't really think of any other pairing that does that off of the top of my head.
>>541026063?????
>>541025834Is this like a Soul Eater situation where they turned into weapons?
>>541026028Wrong answer
>>541026202It's very specific to Sonic, yeah. I'm sure there's some other examples out there>>541026257He's suffering from Acute Wind Deficiency, what are you confused about
>>541024780Draw shado raping Tails in xher boy pussy
>>541024780Tails will never be ballin-
>be humie>have a massive crush on Wave>chat with her, awkwardly, slowly>become friends with her>decide to ask if I can come over to her house>"sure, anon. Don't worry about condoms, btw.">yesss... wait wtf>turns out she's a massive fucking slut>turns out she was only talking to me because she wanted to fuck>she takes me back to her place, which, for some reason, is a massive fucking airship>it smells like oil and gasoline and ozone>constantly hear bickering between some 14 year old and some guy on steroids>which is a miracle because the propellers and engines are absolutely deafening>her room is no better. She just has hip hop music on full blast and dildoes scattered around everywhereWhy are blobian bitches like this?
>>541026618No I am sweating in children's video game right now
>>541026705Kek I love this
>>541026831>toes
>>541024780Tails bros...we're dirty cheaters.
>>540992754>Which plot threads? Mimic died, Lanollin's plot ended, and Tangle problem is that she is not appearing on her own. Belle melodrama was done, but because Sage appeared, it reopened that door because someone had to do it.Did they? I mean that honestly, did we really need to reopen the door when we just had Belle show herself the door and was ready to fade into the background with the Diamond Cutter disbandment issue? This Sage arc was Evan being self-indulgent with her puppet self-insert instead of letting sleeping dogs lie, let's be entirely honest.
>>541026828Put that shit down and start drawing for us, drawslave
>>541026994It’s a physical trait bruh, like asking Wemby to not be 7’3
>>541026828Based.>>541026705Cause they blobians. Built for Humies by the way
Muh
>>541027829That's how they film them, in front of some boring ass bedsheet? Bleh
>>541027952It's an audition shot
POST AMY ROSExHUMAN MALE fanart
>>541027829Shadow is a lucky hog
>>541026828
>>541028306incredible
>>541028282He loves racial intermixing apparently
Okay but seriously, can we cool it with the pedo jokes? I know you guys like pretending but eventually you'll attract actual ones who won't be able to tell
>>541028446>he is unaware>>541025879Shadowfag how do you feel about fanart making his muzzle dark colored?
>pretending
Post the raccoon
>>541028640you meant to say raccunny
>>541028553Shadow is azn
Will Sonic still exist in 100 years
How does one character generate so much seethe?
>>541028868Don't show this to Ian Flynn
>>541028983By being the best! He doesn't even do it on purpose
>>541028983Never forget
>>541028731Blaze is so lucky
>>541028868Shove this comic down every IDWfag's throat for what they have done
>>541026705That's what you get for wanting to fuck a mechanic, anon.
Storm doesn't use roids, but cuckles does
>>541027549flying is literally cheating
>>541029227Both Amy's are the same Only boomers think IDW Amy is worse
>>541029507>that flat, round, fat bodyMen want to fuck THIS?!
>>541029507>Both Amy's are the same>Only boomers think IDW Amy is worselowtest
>>541029502There’s no rule saying that
>>541029592Not wantNeed
>>541028282
>>541028868This shit so fucking gay bruh, I never care for Amy, just let her suck sonic's dick or something
>>541028868Damn, this actually hit.
>>541029746Is Agent Stone doing her hair
>>541029592Of course.Why do you think the curvy, shortstack mobians in general are so desperate for human dick?It's cause the ones build like a literal barrel are stealing all the dick.
>>541029592
>>541029643Tails bros...we need to bend games to win...
>>541029839Rougebros...are we being counter-intuitive in our appeal?
>>541028868>Amyfags feel 1/10th of the mischaracterization that Tails went through and they have a whole existential crisis over it.
>>541028424I feel like people are so focused on the fact that Shadow's an anthro hedgehog that they don't realize the relationship is also interracial, muzzle color = skin
>>541029994I don't know man. Blonde girl with blue eyes x black hog with red eyes. Kinda hard to miss. Alternatively, everyone around me is retarded
>>541029507I have never seen a "cisgender" person like IDW Amy Rose.
>>541028868:(
>>541029994Only racist bigots hate ShadriaI'm being unironic btw
>>541030109
>>541030182I have, but they were all girls, do I guess it doesn't count>>541030209Shadow is very racist himself, as he only likes aryan goddesses
>>541030182I like IDW Amy and I'm straightYes I've had some gay thoughts before and even sucked some dicks but it's not really gay because I knew them so w/e
>>541030238Cheese #10 makes me wet.
>>541030313>I like IDW Amy and I'm straightI am so far removed from normal Sonic debates that this statement is just insanely funny out of context like oh my god what the FUCK IS THIS FANDOM LOL
>>541030313what a post
>>541030313Silver would say this
>>541030313>I am not gay BUT.....
>>541030313You're Bi
>>541030313everyone hang it up, this is the best post on sthg
>>541030238Ghhh! That dark cheese reminds me of my fuarking herohusband, Shadow! I am beating it so hard right now! I bet he smells like cheddar!
>>541030313
>>541030831This but likeunironically
Frontiers 2 when???
Maria's cock
>>541030947You pavlov'd yourself into being turned on by cheddar?
>>541030313If you wanted to insult IDW fans you could have just called us all uwu faggots you didn't have to go this far
>>541030984She's too big for him bro
>>541030984Dear all Shadowfags:If Maria had a cock, Shadow would suck it.He is gay. You are gay.
>>541031141gay for the opposite sex 'cause Shadussy
>>541031139that's the best part doe?
Dear ShadowfagsGuess what, Shadowfags?For the 35th anniversary, you will ALL receive a Shadow onahole bussy in the mail, whether you like it or not. Mwahaha!
>>541030983I wouldn't be surprised if we got a teaser at VGX this year
>>541031273Shadiddling his shadussy to the limit...
>>541030983Hopefully never. I'd rather have a Dream Team console release.
>>541018135>>541019502>Hey guys, so this is my OC Steel. He’s like the evil version of Silver, and unlike Silver, Steel is actually brave and assertive. He’s fun, hectic, a hothead, and can be a bit of a dick sometimesTruly a losing battle for the fans of original Silver
Heterostraight thread
Tails! :D
>>541031306
Stop discussing penises
>>541031543Because it's no use! Take this!
>>541031626>says this yet posts the sexist organism on planet earth
>>541030984how big?
>>541030984
>>541031692Shadow is sexist towards men he hates men
>Sonic...is it really not gay if we know each other? Even if I suck your Hedgecock?
>>541030984Cocks didn't exist in the 70s retard
>>541031543Steel is specifically an evil version of Archie Silver from the same universe as Scourge. Archiever is the exact opposite of Gamever in many ways so an evil version of him is half way to being IC for Gamever.
>>541031712fuckable little bitchimagine ramming your human cock down his throati bet he would cry whoredirty fucking whore
>>541018135Steel, my beloved
Steel is confident and capable.
>>541031774Which is fine because he exists for female consumption
>>541032057I know this guy, I commented on his post saying "erm is this like rape? " And then he blocked me
>>541018985The one Kubo killed
>>541018135>8686Double kill command
>>541032217>guy>histhat's a female
>>541032057I didn't see him at the bottom at first and I was about ask why Silver is so fucking stupid he's mistaking Shadow for Sonic (anyway can I see the full pls)
>>541020018Garbage
Silver made it acceptable for OC-tier designs to become canon
>>541030984Reminds me of this
>>541032345I dunno, CAN you?https://files.catbox.moe/ju2nmx.jpeg
>>541030109This infuriates the Gen Z Sonic idort (stans Classic and Adventure)
Sage should wear the yellow sailor collar Eggman used to wear, it'd look like yolk.
>>541032517Why are they doing it while standing up, are they stupid?
>>541031712>>541030984/tv/ pls go
>>541032617>He doesn't knowIt's how Hedgehogs do it
^-^
>>541032727Well Shadow and I do it on the bed like normal fucking people
>>541032152>>541032328>>541032497why is futuredow always wearing a cape?
>>541032994Capes and Cloaks make everything cool
>>541032993Nice try Amy
why are squishy faces hot
>>541033105Why does this lady have no porn
>Shadow! The Chaos Emeralds....I can FEEL the power surging in me!
>>541032994>poopdowfags trying to leech off Silver's momentumDow is dead in Silver's time
>>541033192Idk, there needs to be art of her breastfeeding Tails more. The boy needs milk.
If Shadow is black, is he good at basketball
>>541033320Acting like shitver’s entire existence isn’t just leeching off shitdow
>>541032272
>>541033402according to mcdonalds, yeah
>>541033669Why doesn't McDonalds just write the next game thens
>>541033320>Silver's momentumfanart is not momentum
>>541033720They should https://youtu.be/j2WSy6zTg9I?feature=shared
Discuss.
>>541031514>Dream Team
>>541033720that's not their thing. their business is selling burgers with fries
>>541033320You actually think your fanfic cope will lead your potleaf anywhere? LOL
>>541033906could be fluffier>>541033831does ken own this guy
>>541033970They could still probably write better than sonic team
>>541034094He claims every echidna that is not Knuckles and Tikal. but sega should still be able to pull them out and tell him to scram
>>541033906The stray white hair sticking out on the left and the one long black hair in on the bottom left are triggering me and I want to pluck them
>>541034375real
What do we call this demographic?
>>541034706That doesn't exist
>>541034706Essentialist. Only plays the entry games to the franchise and reads IDW simply because it's being officially supported rn
>>541034706Me, I'm a true sonic fans, also I'm trans btw
>>541034706This doens't exist. IDWfags are literally the group that pursts hate the most for calling the comic canon
Bun!
>>541035413LolI should watch all of this game's cutscenes someday
>>541034706>only plays flynn games and reads IDWOh that's easy they'r->only plays CDYou described someone who doesn't exist
>>541033320Future Shadow has been a thing for years and anytime it's brought up it's about Omega and/or Silver. You're shitting on the same fans
>>541035413People say this is about Elise but the game mentions roboticization so I'm pretty sure it's Sally.
okay i love tails' levels and they're why I got the game again because they're fun, but DAMMIT I SUCK
>>541034706Brown
I see it's Tails time, yay!
>>541033535
>>541036483You suck as hard as your fave sucks Sonic's chilidog.
>>541036483Arin hanson tier skill
>>541036380If Sonic was talking about Sally he wouldn't have said it so dismissively. It's a carry over of a joke the franchise was doing at the time where Sonic is humiliated about Elise. The Sonic Twitter did it three times.
>>541036483That's unusual, since Sonic's are usually the most popular, but I'm glad to hear it. I like Tails' stages too even if they're not my favorites. My favorite SA2 Tails stage is Mission Street
>>541034706/sthg/ posters?
>>541036664>Date of Birth: None>Place of Birth: None
Do cradling them do anything? Petting them makes them love the character, holding the pet button does nothing, but what about cradling them?>>541036664My issues with Sonic levels is that they tend to feel like either "holds forward", or "deal with very janky homing attacks".I really dislike how you can't really slow down on explore, the game has hidden boosters.Meanwhile Tails' levels are you atomizing everything, lettinng you become a one-fox Imperium.
>>541035192
>>541035413All Pontac and Graff had to do was continue to mention random Sonic shit they saw on Youtube and they'd be praised like gods
Pitch the premise for Shadow Generations 2!
>>541037093Sonic's stages in SA2 are indeed more linear and straightforward than in SA1. I enjoy them a lot because of the Spin Dash and the Bounce. But I understand>deal with very janky homing attacksI never had a problem with them, you just need to time them correctly and aim. What are you having trouble with?
>>541033320possibly the funniest post i've ever seen in this general
>>541036674>>541036849 I feel disappointed by this. Maybe I'm not looking at it the right way but the D6 need more substance, and Zeena painting everyone's nails doesn't feel like there's anything there to latch onto
>>541034706Posers.
I like Mystic Jungle...
>>541037671>GenerationsOk here's my premise: no
>>541037817https://youtu.be/iL3Fqw1pX-M?si=cI2jYwMbiRH0PIvX
>>541037534I do actually like them having Sonic reference Secret Rings with him going "an adventure is no fun if it's too easy".It's not an intrusive reference like "Without the Time Stones?" is.
>>541037680I never played SA1.And I'm having problems in general.>too high: miss>too low: miss>just right elevation, enemy ALWAYS shoot first and take me outStil not as bad as Sonic Heroes where some boosters would send you in the wall, but...
>>541028868I don't get it, what am i looking at here? Amy changed or something? Why there 2?
pontaff didn't know sonic is younger than twenty but they did know that rouge calls sonic big blue in an rpgexplain
>>541031575is shit
>>541038219all outsiders who get in start with the most recent game at the time. their most recent game was chronicleslikewise movie writers got into sonic through boom
>>541038219>pontaff didn't know sonic is younger than twentyHe doesn't act younger than 20.
Besides being a crackship, why people here don't like taiream? In the hypothetical case, how could they work?
https://youtu.be/0qpfom7J0n4?si=Ik1JE2HZR-pyMrKX
>>541037817I like it too. The original environments in Forces are nice, I wish the whole game had only original environments (plus the outside of Chemical Plant and the inside of the Green Hill pyramid, they look distinct enough already, just make them their own locations and it's great)>>541038048Weird. I think in other games you can just do it instantly, but in SA2 you need to wait a bit before doing consecutive Homing Attacks, maybe you need to get used to that. Or maybe it's not your fault and there's something wrong with your setup and the game is glitching or something idkAnyways I'm glad you're having fun with Tails' stages, they're underappreciated
>>541037671The people have fatigue for Shadow
>>541038219Sonic Chronicles was iconic.
>>541038594>Besides being a crackship, why people here don't like taiream?because it's boring, they're too similar to each other
>>541038594>>541038751Well they do sound like the perfect happy loving couple, I like it, but that kind of romance is way to vanilla for this place.people here like drama, or just porn scenarios.
Jet Generations
>>541039005Jet? That Avian has been on my mind, no cap
>>541038707>The peoplewho?
>>541038027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS9WOJOnEgU>Take on the enemy, strike them down>We can't let evil win, take them out>This is justice, this is what's right>Take on the enemy, mess them up>And bring them on their knees, do your stuff>Time for justice, time to go fight
clank behaviorclanker moment
>>541038647>EGGMAN NIGGA!
In character Surge scares the Sonurgefags.
>>541040160No this is completely what they want.
>>541040160Canon.>>541040262No it isn't. They hate Kit and Kiturge despite it being rooted in canon.
>>541039005>While the Time Eater shit is happening, Jet goes through all the Riders games again, including Free Riders and Crossworlds for the future.>Hub world where Wave and Storm are at.>Main villain is SCR-HD/Master Core: ABIS.Call Sega.
>>541039005More like Shit Generations
>>541040160>>541040315This is literally what sonurgefags delight in
>>541040529Sonurgefags want Kiturge instead of Sonurge? Cool!
>>541040315They want surge weak and needing a man.
>>541040587Sonurge like the idea of forcibly feminizing Surge
>>541040684Not Kit. They view Kit as weaker than Surge.Also most Sonurge Fans want Surge to be a 'challenge' for Sonic to 'conquer'. Not just 'weak'.I don't think Surge should be 'weak', at least physically, but her being emotionally dependent on Kit is cute and makes her somewhat pathetic in terms of personality which makes her more likeable and a more nuanced and layered character.
>>541040587Sonurgefags want Surge fearful and vulnerable with her ass facing Sonic while she begs him to stop tearing her clothes off.
>>541040160Kit Forces
>>541040936That's disappointing, I thought you said they wanted Kiturge.
Two topes of SonurgefagsSonurgefag A>They LOVE how Sonic treats Surge in IDW>They want Sonic to rape her>They want Surge to hate t>They want Surge to be beaten and injured before Sonic molests her>They interpret Sonic touching her butt as sexual>They want to see Surge feeling violated and humiliated by SonicSonurgefag B>They are basically just Pokeshippers but for Sonic>They want genuine enemies to lovers>They want Sonic to "Win" over Surge so that she can be his sexual reward >They probably got bullied by an attractive woman in middle school and developed a fetish for the idea of topping her due to puberty
>>541034706True sonic fans do hate the "Meta era" and Prime though. They go against everything that makes Sonic, "Sonic".
>>541041594explain blade of courage sonally
>>541041738Basically SALLY GIVES UP ON SONIC BECAUSE HES THE WIND AND SHE GOES TO FUCK SHADOW AND THEN AMY FUCKS KNUCKLES AND SONIC FUCKS THE WIND AND SAYS RANDOM ADVICE TO LOSERS
>>541041820Volume 5 leaked already?
I'm not angry. By the way, have a nice day, mod.
>All that astroturfed NPC-tier forced mantra about how it's the Mario Kart Killer>Hyping up fucking reviews from IGN>Multi-plat release>Can't even beat Bing Bing Fuck You in the launch weekThe game is fun, but whoever's idea it was to tie the marketing push to being the Anti-MK game should be fired, because that was never going to happen.
>>541041968It's written by famed author Bonsoirdude
>>541038594Tails fankids are always cute.
>>541041716me creampieing amy
>>541042015World is unironically a better game.
Bros, I wanted to buy crossworlds but I felt empathy for a familiar in trouble, then proceeded to use my savings to help him.Man, I did it since June. I kinda feel letdown for it.
>>541042086>Ship this adorable>kiterally no fanfics to flesh it outI'm so mad. Even SHADOW and Mina have better material.
I will never understand why Kit has a literal "turn off" switch. How does that even work if he isn't a robot or android without getting into some serious body horror shit?
>>541042136Archie had a lot of kino cover art
>>541042015>Trying to beat MarioWhy do we do this to ourselves?
>>541042352The one where Amy has a boner is awesome
>>541042406we have too many autists.it's not even their fault, but autists literally can't into subtlety. They rush head into the most retarded shit.
>>541042315No one knows how to write Mina in this scenario. It was never meant to be taken seriously. Does Mina still do concerts or is she a stay at home mom? What is Tails doing most of the time? Is he a stay at home dad or does he work on engineering stuff? The details of their relationship is basically nonexistent and we see so little of it that it's hard to say what their relationship is even like. I mean at least with other crackships like Hontails we at least know how the two interact with each other initially and go beyond that. TailsxMina has nothing but them holding hands and Mina still being really fast.
>>541042086https://files.catbox.moe/jwjhvp.gifHere is the oldest Tails Mina fanart on the internet
Remember when Archie had Speedy wearing some diaper-looking thing for flight and mistook his helmet for his head? Lol.
>>541042331Nothing in IDW makes sense. Stop thinking about it, the characters did a long time ago.
>>541042763are... you still upset about archie?
>>541042753Holy shit that resolution. When is this dated? 1999?
>>541042331He's a cyborg. Them also having turn off switches in fiction isn't uncommon.
>>541042315Fanfiction had some but they were really short.>>541042612Well, the future story along the archie encyclopedia explained none stopped their dreams, and in fact alternate their familiy years, so mina can make new music, concerts and still be a superstar, while in tails year he usually takes all his family into adventures around the world.They never explained theor children situation, but I guess both are homeschooled
>>541042763no one cares about speedy outside the battle kukku arc in Archie
>>541042907>Getting instantly assblasted over a joke being made at Archie.
>>541042993There is no date, but the image is likely from 2000 or earlier. It is one of the earliest images on Rule 34 Paheal.
>>541043158I have literally read one Archie comic. it's the one where Sonic gets beat up by clone sonic.I didn't like it.
>>541043364cute!
>>541043364I wish foxes were real.
Remember the gaping hole Silver era of sthg?
>>541043481Quaver does a lot of cute sonic stuff.I wish elise could be more loved as a character.
>>541026705Thanks for the wave pic, anon.
>>541043216Paheal has such a terrible tagging system, nglI had some images I liked when I was a horny teen, and now I can't find them, even though I know they have the same artist as some old stuff on paheal.Unfortunately, the artist isn't tagged, and never will be.
>>541038594I really find hard to belive a kid raised by tails ansd cream turned out to be ironic and bitter.Both sound like they could be exelent parents.
>>541043851I had excellent parents growing up.I still ended up here.
>>541043915Whats was your scenario to end up like that, to understand the tails/cream child situation.
>>541043851The artists actually explained they became teen parents, cream had the kid at 19, while technically tails was 21 if you remember tails is 2 years older than cream.
Shadow and Maria should have children
>>541044216Hanging out with friends at school who introduced me to porn, racism, and 4chan as a kid, and wanting acceptance from my peers.Obvs, I got better, but only after spending an inordinate amount of time on >>>/b/.
>>541044496dogfucke
>>541043851Yeah, If Marine was the mother I would understand it, but not with cream.
>>541044512Racism is natural, if you aren't racist you are a brainwashed cuck
>>541044512Too bad you had a bad friends influence man, you could have been an actual normal being far away from this place.
>>541044653Natural for the mentally disabled
>>541044528Anon? ANON!
>>541022637Chris barely gives a fuck about Sonic now. He cares more about MLP.
>>541044780Browns are mentally disabled, yes, youre already on the right track keep it up
>>541044512>porn, racismThese are normal and common>and 4chanIs 4chan bad? You can leave if you don't like it here, go to Instagram or something>>541044780No, it's just natural. You have to make a conscious effort to not be racist
Why Zavok?
>>541044893>>541044924>immediate chud melty
>>541044958>IDW crapugh
>>541044958>fuck off for cream marine and bee>but not for tails???
>>541040160In character Surge scares the Surgefags. They want her to be some cool confident rival when really she’s an insecure jobber.
>>541045080Everyone loves Tails.
>>541044983ywnbaw
>>541044994Now say that again but without crying>>541045158Who
Male bees can't sting, do not live in colonies, and are brown.
>>541045128I hate him
MIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>541045319kys minamongoloid
>>541045319I love your wife too!
>>541045282You love him, you just can't be honest about it because you're blinded by your jealousy.
>>541044512Racism is pretty normal nobody wants blacks around.... except sparky... sparky is the whitest nigger i've ever seen, probably has a better temperament than a christian priest.What really ruins people on the internet unlike their counterparts irl is addiction to fast feeding informations, socials and porn which includes this shithole. If you were a fascist/nazist without the internet you would end up like my classmate and hit the gym/boxing into becoming an obnoxious square who can't stop talking about jews. But at least you would get muscles and sex unlike /pol/, not that leftoids are any better they're just as fucked up.
They all look the same
>>541044924>no, it's just naturalIt really isn't, otherwise why do most children not give a fuck about skin color? That shit is taught, not naturally gained. Centuries of conditioning isn't "natural"
>>541045348Im gonna kill him
>>541045319
>>541043851This one makes way more sense.
>>541045319Love yourself Minayume
>>541045441Children tend to be extremely exclusionary, it's why bullying is so common. This is natural human behavior. I'm not saying it's good btw, just that it exists
Every time you guys try to say some deviant behavior is normal I feel more normal for having friends and family who are all normies and really the only le-problematik trait they have in common is that they think trannies are weird and gay people shouldn't "make it their whole personality"
>all this new dialogue in crossworlds >no art hereI don't know if ian flopped again or all the drawfags left, maybe both
These type of "IM HECKING NORMAL!!¡!!!" conversations are very funny when i know exactly who your guys accounts in other social media are so i know very well how socially dysfunctional most of you people here really are
>>541045441>otherwise why do most children not give a fuck about skin color?Anon, a child doesn't even know what a candy van is, so exploiting how naive a child is about the world is not a solid argument.Also, humans outside their tribalistic nature can still entertain diplomacy with outside components, it's not like we kill everything different just because we have families of our own, it's what led us to domesticate wolves despite a natural affinity to associate wolves with danger.
>>541045849This too. Sthg doesn't know shit about the world.
>>541045319Why is she named “everyone”?
>>541044958Nooo Tails don't cry!!! *hugs*>>541045623Cute. I like that he has a Wisp friendDo you know the artist?
Children are not exact copies from their parents and you cant stop them from picking personality traits from the outside world, the most likely situation from a cream + tails is that the kid would be the opposite from themIf you actually deal with kids you probably already know that
>>541044512The triggered replies to this post trying to defend their antisocial behavior is hilarious. They say it's "normal" or "natural" but all of them are social rejects here.
>>541045849>I know exactly who all of you areKeep telling yourself that, IG.
>>541045623>>541045937Nevermind I just saw the name right after posting. I kept looking but I didn't notice that little bubble in the middle until thennekotenshi_2003
>>541045849I didn't say that I'm normal. I also didn't say that I'm racist. I didn't make any statements about myself. I said that racism is normal. Most people in the world are and have always been racist.
>>541045846When is Ian going to write a good story?
You fags all gay
>>541045961Im not joking you guys make it very fucking obvious you are from here, especially on twitter. If its not the namefags that are well known like slashy and that shadow obsessed bitch i forgot the name its niggas discussing shit immediately after it was talked about here exclusively and then pretending like the whole fandom is talking about itEven the fucking talking points are the same
You fags all straight
>>541045846Art of what exactly?
Yeah bros I'm also so normal and just like me everyone has fantasies about fucking Tikal the echidna I'm not weird.Everyone wants to fuck Tikal. There's studies done by websites that no respected scientist acknowledge that confirm that it's normal to want to fuck Tikal. I'm not weird. Please think I'm cool and admire me. I don't have a mental illness that makes me predisposed to abnormal or corrosive behaviors. I don't. I am normal. I came to my conclusions with logic and reasoning. I am not a slave to my parents' terrible genetics please.
>>541045953They do tend to have a structure resembling their parents, but because their nervous system relies a lot on learned behavior and epigenics they usually end up as something different, it's why humanity evolves pretty fast but at the same time it can disrupt hereditary systems easily when not enforced.
>>541045846There's not much really interesting to draw about it. Someone drew Espio chaperoning Charmy and Cream last week though
>>541045846i was drawing this bitch instead
>>541046332Can you point to a post prior to yours that said anything like this?
>>541045846Our drawfags are busy drawing the same garbage every weekend, they're extremely autistic.
>>541046260Tell me about these people please>Sparky>Randomfox>KrackExplain them to me please.
>>541046341Was that based on CrossWorlds dialogue?
>>541046506Yes
You know how much normal you are by how much you like talking about how normal you are in the same way how everyone that is a good person loves telling everyone how much of a good person they are>>541046451What is there to talk about it, these niggas whole brand is being very obvious to everyone that they are here and being autistic
>>541046260>>541046451Who is Tailstroon? Momthrower?
>>541045956>racism is antisocialLol no? If not wanting to live around animals is antisocial then 99% of the population is antisocial.
When is Sega gonna realize people mostly care about Sonic for the story and the gameplay is just used as a vessel to interact with the story?
>>541046645I care about both.
>>541046641>if not wanting to live around animals is antisocial then 99% of the population is antisocial.Is that why no one likes being around you?
Randomfox has literally never said anything wrong about Sonic you retards
>>541045846>>541046365 (me)also i was looking forward to jet x knuckles dialogue because i thought it'd be an interesting combination but it turned out to be a nothingburger
Never thought my poor decisions as a child would cause more people to hate each other than it already has, but here we fucking are I guess.
>>5410466452000cuckies ACTUALLY believe this btw
>>541046645Go watch Sonic X then or some shit. Sonic stories suck, the gameplay of classic and adventure and some of the more modern titles is why I like it
>>541046814What do you mean YOUR decisions as a child? Are you Oppenheimer?
>>541046365MILK TITS THE FUCKBUNNY
>>541047034She should have been a cowSpeaking of, why aren't there any female cow blobians?
>>541046698>Is that why no one likes being around you?When i talk to faggots like you it's always the same woman take, it has to end with an adhominem otherwise you can't explain yourself why humans live away from each others like white fleeing.
Would Anti Maria hate everyone or would she just hate humanity?
>>541040996You thought wrong.
>>541047094IDW has one coming soon
>>541047094Theres a cow in the incoming in the IDW chaotix specialAlso>female cowA "male cow" would be a bull
>>541047179>yankee babbleI will take this as a yes
>>541047247I mean, I could have said female bovid, but then I'd sound weird, no?Blame english for not having a widely used word to refer to a singular member of the bovid species
>>541047349>racism is learned even though we must teach anti-racism to fight thatanti-racism is not le natural :-)
>>541047179NTA, but, genuinely, what are you even saying here? This sounds more like word salad than an actual argument.
STEP BY STEP
>>541047465I understand what you mean but i think just saying cow blobian would suffice, anyway this bitch and her madagascar friend is coming
>>541047667The two females look like self-inserts.
>>541047667>T H I C CMy face is ready, anons.
>>541047739You people say this about anything
>>541047552We also need to teach hairless baboons like you that raping and killing is bad from a very early age, but i guess now both are fine since something needing to be teached means its le hecking natural or something to that effect
>>541047667The giraffe mobian could really use some spots...
>>541047572That people of a certain identity prefer to live around those with the same identity, which is why they get the fuck out when outsiders settles in the same zone.
>>541047914Dont be rude
>>541047907>no anon because you see, aggression and disruptive behavior that could destroy every day life is the same thing as tribalism and respecting territory boundariesmidwit
>>541047667Sigh, you know those two are just gonna be a couple of crying lesbians, right? Nare a boyfriend or husband in sight for either.
>>541048251>Inb4 rhino and giraffe are single and cow and the little rodent are a size difference coupleplease...
>>541020702Here we see Shadow, full of seethe and hatred. Probably jacking off to little sand drawings in his little sand pit. Ugly alien fuck
>>541048356It's IDW so no.
>>541048178>>541047964The IP of this user has been traced to North Carolina, United States. Subject is a skinny 70iq 20 year old autistic social reject with down syndrome and severe aids. Hobbies include seething about cartoon characters on the internet and a obsession over right-wing cultural war politics. Subject has no job, no future and will be obliterated by a Iranian drone.
I hate it when you guys sexualize Sally but I can't even begin to argue it with you people because you're all coomers
>>541048451THANK GOD YOUR ATTENTION.WHAT THE FUCK YOU IMBICIL
>>541048451>lose argument>make schizo babbleIt's euro hours anon, go to sleeo amerimutt.
>>541048251Im ok with that>>541048507Shes literally naked all of the time
>>541048518>this game beat>that game beat>this game beat>that game>that game>REEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK SHADOW fucking fraudulent alien smurfing bitch. You will never be white.
Seems like i mindbroke him
>>541048507The only characters who are bigger sluts than Sally are Rouge and Wave.Just embrace the canon character, anon.
Racism WON. Sonic is not inclusive.
car are faster than boosting with super form in the roblox slop
Where is sparky in all of this?
>>541048646(You)
I beat up Whisper and stole her extreme gear
Im so pissed bros, why did god have to make me one of the 0.00001% that wants a blobian wife
>>541048952GOOD.
>>541048952I'm telling tangle, Anon.
>>541048451Why yes i live in north caroline, i am retarded and i say that and i am all of that.or something idk
LEMON
>>541047667Why are the giraffe's osteoderms so far apart? How is she going to headbutt people effectively?
>>541049078Can you autograph my dog his name is we are all going to die
>>541049218She is not tall enough to eat from a tree and you are asking this
>>541049240But of course, although i must ask you, was all that political sperging really necessary?
Amy Rose
>>541049416Yes of course, you never let the mentally ill think everyone agrees with them
>>541049262Maybe Acacia trees are short in the sonic world, IDK.
>>541049607Fuck off
Blobians are sized like toddlers, shes big for sonics size
>>541049607How about you quit stabbing people.
>>541049785I disagree>>541049838I know where you live
>Sonic isn't allowed to have a biological family, even the movies must follow this ruleokay cool bu->Sonic can be adopted and treated like a child who is dependant on parentsokay but that's literally all of the bad lame parts of having parents for your badass character
>>541049932NTA, but do you know where I live, too? If so, can you help me get home? I'm kinda lost atm.
>>541049607>you never let the mentally ill think everyone agrees with themThat sounds more like projection.
>>541047667A FUCKING COW LOLOLOL
Idgaf about your skin color or who you've raped or stabbed, just tell me sa1 is better than sa2 and you're good in my book
Also:>people don't agree with youNobody cares, people kill their own liver and lungs every day with cigarette and alcohol so i hardly care.
>>541050430sa1 is better than sa2.
>>541050531Fucking based
>>541050220Of course anon come to my 3 story mansion we have sonic riders>>541050290Alot of things sound like projection when your brain is the size of a olive>>541050363Bro what
>>541050206The worst part is that there's actual potential in exploring where the hell she got Sonic from, did she just find him on his own as a baby, did he get left at her doorstep, what the hell happened?
>>541050640>it's not projection because you're le badNow it's definitely projection.
Thoughts on this creature?
>>541050715I never said you were le bad i said you were le retarded
>>541050774Best characterized by this anon>>541026705
>>541050774The art that anon posts of hear with a huge ass miss the point
>>541050784it counts as personal attack, though
>>541050682TRIPLETS BORN THE THRONE AWAYS A
>>541050919Because it is a personal attack i hate you and i want you to die
>>541050983It's not true, you love me and want me to live, otherwise you wouldn't be a sonic fan.
>>541051112I want sonic to die too howeverbeit
>>541050895You know she'd have a massive ass if Sega were allowed to ignore ESRB's rating stranglehold.
>genocides the entire avian race>sees an avian ass
This is my OC, Nicole the lynx.
>>541050774She fucks human men
>>541051298>proceeds to repopulate the avian race singlehandedly
>>541050774I like her, Jet x Futa Wave is hot ngl
>>541035413>>541037534Now I'm thinking again about those two random E-100 robots who only appear for about 2 minutes, and then kill themselvesThat Lego game sure was something
>>541051632Is that Ralsei?
>>541051846Yeah. He shows up in a lot of art with her for some reason.
>>541037093Perhaps a little late but, no, cradling is just a cute little easter eggThey do react to it, with special animations and all that, but doesn't affect any stat
I won.
>>541050774Very hot for such a sticc bird
>>541051912That Jet?
>>541052084Is this a meme I'm not aware of? Yeah that's Jet, nigga.
Let's talk about flynn now.
>>541052170No, kill yourself
>>541052170He has the smile width of a sonic character.
>>541052212Ian, i know you want attention.
Chris Thorndyke doesn't have enough ships. He should fuck Elise or Maria
>>541052146That lil avian has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Metal City Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, wettest, greenst birbussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderbird's nuts while going fist deep into his cloaca. I had Jet screaming in the sheets with beak too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Jet and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Jet, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass blobians either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Blue skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That Avian Jet stole my heart and drank my seed
Cutemy
>>541052315Aww, that's cute, Cream. But, umm... where are your clothes?
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>541050774Bullies children
>>541051912Jet the Cockadoodle
>>541050774cloaca sexo
>>541050774You can fuck her raw without any worries; as an Avian, she lays eggs, so any unwanted children can just be yeeted.
Abyss on the job
>hey tails, where's son-*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP* dunno, i haven't seen him.
>pink>fat>hogAmy is a pig.
>>541052170This place needs to go back to shitting on flynn 24/7. When bumblekast got killed, the threads were so funny
>>541052792good times
>>541052878Blaze should be naked.
>>541052982YOU should be naked, anon ;)
Inhuman thoughts.
I hate blazefagsso goddamnmuch
>>541052170>>541052792What can we, as Ian Flynn fans do to make Drogune more popular with boys rather than just gay mentally ill teenage girls?
>>541053117I'mabouttotouchyou.
Who is blazefagsso
>>541052170Sure thing. He's an upstart no-talent corporate suck up who ruined Sonic the Hedgehog.Make Sonic Great, Again!Penders was right about everything!
>>541053331Just a guy who loves adventure.
>>541053380
>>541053161Make sure to check regularly at your local mcdonalds to see if Ian Flynn is working there. If so, order from him so he's more likely to get a raise so he can spend more time working on it
>>541021865>canonicallyNon-canon alt universe, and wiped out of mainline.
>>541053345Yeah, we should bring back the holocaust subplot on angel island! That'll be thematically fitting!
>>541053161Of course, we must increase the amount of social vommentary and lgbt themes, boys love taking tea with lesbians nowdays!
I wish comics featured more yuri and femslash and less lesbians.
>>541053540Can you please make the tea Thai.
>>541020549>>541019850Neat, gotta go through the dames to get prime Aryan hedgehog male.
>>541053540>Surge>LesbianIf Surge is lesbian, then she is the straightest lesbian I have ever seen.
>>541053625>i wish comics included more lesbians and less lesbiansOk
>>541053713>infinite games but no gamesMany such cases
It's tea time
>>541053713Hollywood lesbians and anime yuri are two different beasts. In fact LGBT+ crowd fuckin' hates anime yuri, for reasons too unhinged for me to understand.
What if Blaze was lesbian
>>541053693What's even straight about Surge despite it being the norm? She hits on no one.
>>541053795>lesbians and lesbians are two different beasts.Ok
Alright fags, if (You) were to find Flynn working on your local McDonalds, what would your order be?How would you word it?The more Sonic references, the merrier
I should use this mental illness to justify to myself why liking yaoi isnt gay
>>541053823>lesbian guyDon't joke about that in the sonic fandom, or you'll summon the discussion of THAT. You don't need dimension merge to happen, do you?
>>541053891*at your local McDonalds
Why the fuck are Tangle and Whisper always paired togetherDo the writers think they are sluts who fuck other people if they separate
>>541053891>on my local mcdonaldsI'd first ask how he got up there.
Why the fuck are Sonic and Tails always paired togetherDo the writers think they are sluts who fuck other people if they separate
Why the fuck are Knuckles and his gloves always paired togetherDo the writers think they are sluts who fuck other clothing items if they are separate
>>541053891Whatever I want, I get, I want a Spicy McChicken Whatever I need, I have when I make my order Follow my order, shout it, through the stratosphere, my wallet is shining for you, it knows that I'll pay you. Suddenly all that sadness will just slip away and you'll see what I mean if you just follow and take my orderrrrrrr
>>541054046>>541054134| am so fucking right haha
>>541053891I'd get a double cheeseburger (yellow cheese and two patties as a reference to tails with his 2 tails)
Why the fuck are The Wind and The Joker always paired togetherDo the writers think they are sluts who fuck other people if they separate
Stage modshttps://xcancel.com/WistfulHopes/status/1973238639770607633
Fuck gay shitSex with mature women
Flynn got demoted by the IDW editor because he found him hard to work with
>>541054006Them being together by the hip is "proof" they are in a relationship.
>>541054416Very Penders-like.
Tails :)
>>541054380>>541054380Fucking sonic isn't gay
I'm not gay but there's something about sonic's cum..
>>541054739hi potato
BRRAAPPPP
>>541054773>i am not gay but i tasted cum every time i see it
>>541054696Penders never got demoted. Archie would beg him to stay because no one else would write for Sonic and he actually got Archie to sell.
sonic channle got Shadow fanart from a Japanese person doing the forbidden thingseethe
>>541055165what are you talking about schizo
>>541055165Forbidden thing? That being?
>>541054868
Theres a sonic channel fanart of shadow doing oppa gangnam style up in sonic team dot com right fucking now yuji naka is out of his mind
Silver in Archie:>Treated as a nuisance and retardSilver in IDW>Treated as an even bigger retardWill the manga save him if he's in it?
>>541055403>>541055409lurk more
>>541055653youre retarded
>>541055639The manga already fixed Sally. It can fix Silver.
>>541055639The Joker in DC:>Treated as a nuisance and retardThe Joker in animated shows>Treated as an even bigger retardWill The Wind save him if he's in it?
What if the Joker met Seamen?
>>541055884Why is he looking at me like thatWhy on the toiletSonic doesnt use use
>>541055930This is how a blobian x human would look like
Thou shall no touch foxo.
All I want in life is to rape Shadow lovingly
>>541056050false
>>541057103It's a pretty miserable life if you ask me
>>541057353I am sorry about your shit taste
Maria and Rouge should switch clothes with each other
>>541057386Is that what Maria would want
Sonic & Tails
>>541043481I love all the bird Elise stuff
Surgehttps://youtu.be/a95VrU3TPOo?si=fknpTPlOa7IYpHgC
Tails ^-^
>>541038594I have multiple reasons to hate it but the most annoying one is that its a desperation ship. Tails and Cream are the only 'kids' who get significant screen time or acknowledgement so they're clumsily slapped together by default despite the fact that they have almost no chemistry together. Its desperate, a way for people to give Tails SOMEONE to love because every other option he has chemisty with is either A, not canon anymore, B, Dead, or C, too old for him and that makes sensitive over socialized pussies too nervous. Secondly it disrespects Cream, because anyone who ships Taiream doesn't actually give a fuck about her, she's just a prop for Tails to impregnate because "Hey she'll do".
>>541050774Wave is a beautiful yet delightfully mean woman who is proof Sonic needs more bird woman in its franchise.
TEAM BRAT Acknowledged by SEGA!
shadamy!real!
>>541057103You know what, I apologise, I would rape Shadow too
Jaleel White's Manic voice is a better Sonic than his Sonic voice
>>541058975see you in gayland
>>541059296That's so sweet. But you would not have been able to even reply if mods did not lock my post.
Serious question, what is the relationship being liking sonic and being transgender? I came to this thread to talk about the new racing game, and I see a bunch of people talking about transgender stuff. I go check out some youtube videos from the game, and several of the creators are trannies. Chris Chan, the most famous stereotypical sonic fan, became a tranny. What is going on? Why is there such a strong correlation being being trans and liking sonic?
Femnic
>>541059994Mental illness, obviously. You don't become a sonic 'fan' if you are mentally healthy. It's a hobby that mostly occurs among people with autism/aspergers or just very bad mental health. These things are also highly correlated with transgenderism, which explains why you might see a disproportionally high amount of trans people in the sonic community.
>>541058610Tails and Marine offscreen having underaged sex!
Bullying turns people into monsters?
>>541060338Haha you are mentally ill
Shadow is so stupidly cute in Shad05
i think shadow is the best sonic game
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>>541061923rare segafiona
>>541053693Surge does cry a lot though. I don't think Lanolin has ever cried but she is a lesbian or at least what passes for lesbianism with Sega mandates (exclusively hanging around other women). The two of them together creates one crying lesbian.
Where is she? Why isn't she in Crossworlds?How did we get HATSUNE FUCKING MIKU before the GOAT?
>she
>>541062407NiGHTS is literally confirmed on the back of the boxart, dumbass.
NiGHTS for XmasTrust the plan
>>541051894Better late than never, thank you.
The virgin lunar VS THE CHAD NiGHTS
>>541063449Who is lunar?
>>541063342>i am not your fucking therapist
nggggggggh
>>541063707Well you know lunar... that jester from uh, you know right? that guy from the uh...
Amy the full-on rapist
>u general is dead>y general doesnt exist>trash is filled with degenerateswhere can i find some quality pics
>>541034706>Doesn't play modern games (including those written by Flynn)>Hates IDW>Hates Classic GamesReplace those lines and you got /v/ in a nutshell.
>>541064095I didn't know that Rouge was Vanilla's sister. Was she adopted?
>>5410640954chan slowly losing users as everything that is left is schizo addicts.
>>541064273>sisterrouge's cream's mother
>>541064320>rouge's cream's mother's mother's daughterftfy
>>541064059Ian Amy continues to suck.
>>541060164This is the Endgame
Suck my big fat tits, faggot.
>do fine>got gold enemy and all>choke pn that part where autoway collapses>die>score back to 0Hello darkness my old friend...
>>541064059I think this is in-character for her to say. Although idk why ian keeps pushing this idea of her being a philanthropist like... what. I know it happened in frontiers but its just an odd take on her character. If she was gonna have some sort of "job" id imagine it'd be a baker or wildlife rehabilitation
>>541064273The government doesn't want you to know this but, it's perfectly legal to just pick up bats from the street and take them home with youYou should adopt your own bat todayAnd brush it
>>541065721
>>541059994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfEYOIn8Ktk
>>541065721Bats exists only for big Omega robot dick
>>541065994The REAL Sonic fans believe that they are reincarnated Mobians who one day will return to how they looked in their past incarnation via sci-fi technology.
>>541062724nta but Nights canonically doesn't have a gender. It's literally up to you to believe if they're either a guy or a girl.
>roboticizing a mobian
In what vehicle you should place Blaze inShe's shit no matter what car I use
>>541066453>It's literally up to youIf it exist, it either have a dick, have a pussy, both, neither, or can be morphed. I dunno what you mean by "up to you".
>>541066779NiGHTS is literally a being that exists in a dream realm. It is LITERALLY up to us whether or not it's a boy or girl. Seriously, Naka and Iizuka have even said as much in interviews.
>>541066746Her fucking poses are so stiff as well, it's like she's skewered on a rod from the car while she turns like a shish kebab
So what's the deal with critters? Did Mobians evolve from them? Are they just young Mobians? Are Mobians aliens and critters natives?Do they act as natural intelligence for Eggman's robots or they are just a power source or robots are simply a prison for them?
>>541018135>Has a birthday hat as well
>>541067425>the birthday hat is pink and blueHe's a faggot.
Everytime 4chan has a birthday I act like it's directed to me
>Born out of pure evil>Shaped by the toughts of humanity>Can shapeshift>Default shape looks clownish>Really big chompersNiGHTS it's basically what would happen if Pennywise was redeemed after spending enough time with humanity, and turned into a good guy/girl/tulpa
>>541067401Kill yourself.
>>541067753Does she rape?
This image makes me want to pour water in his mouth.
Eggman finding out that the source of Dodon Pa's technology is his massive tanuki testicles
>>541068957Rouge trying to steal Dodonpa's family jewels after learning they are the most precious gems on the planet.
Frontiers wall-running is the single most wasted idea in this gameCant find one place on any Island when it is used in any creative way
>>541069350there was wall running in frontiers?
>>541069350Frontiers has some of the worst game design in this series. It's completely amateurish, but no one wants to have that conversation.
>>541065575Because Amy's not allowed to love Sonic. That's Ian's mindset ergo she has to be a "philanthropist" as defined: A very generous person.Basically, she never loved Sonic or had a crush on him. She "loves everybody" which means nothing. Amy's new character is "Nothing".
>>541069596Just got reminded by Crossworlds that there were some glowing rocks that enabled wall-run.Also there were these areas on towers and foating walls that Sonic would first catch by hand and then run on feet
>>541070009.......... how did forget about those?
>>541069725>The reason sonamy isnt a thing is because of muh Ian BoogymanSeek help
>>541070231Why is it that when Ian does something "right" he gets all the praise but when he does something wrong it's "Mandates" from Sega?
>>541070138Because, like anon said, they are completely uninteresting.
>>541067753I mean.... yeah,
>>541070429>Why is it that when Ian does something "right" he gets all the praiseMan fuck Flynn. He can go jump off a cliff.My point is that pinning all your headcanon shipping fantasies being denied on Ian as if Sega was going to do any better is retarded.Sonic deserves better writing, 100%. But you need to free your mind from this falsehood that suggests Ian is some colossal stopgap that keeps us from getting there. Sega does not give a shit about sonic lore.
>playing sonic jn 2025 for the storyThis was already retarded 10 years ago. You have no excuse now.
give me (You)sBASTARD
>>541070714Flynn Derangement Syndrome is just a proxy for purist wind autism, and yes very often sonamy obsession.
touch foxo
>>541070714>Man fuck Flynn. He can go jump off a cliff...I say as I defend the writing the pretend to hateHere's Amy pre-Ian. Also see Amy in the Japanese version of Frontiers.
>>541071058Who knows Ian? Maybe this is my next movie?
>>541071058Dont forget, Forces was also a Japanese game. So JP Purists have to deal with that fact too.
>>541067753NiGHTS it's basically what would happen if Pennywise was made for Sex
>>541071058Shameless whore!
>>541071058>Man fuck Flynn. He can go jump off a cliff...I say as I defend the writing the pretend to hateRead the post before posting nonsense that directly contradicts it
Too much sexGive me some innocent love
>>541071535>False dilemmalow iq poster
Flynnfags love blaming other people just like Ian.
>>541071581
>>541071581What's wrong with sexThese beings fuck on a daily basis
>>541072060>"i bet he clapped those cheeks"
