Previous thread: >>540941361>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets and their patience, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit and their colleagues. With Joel's blessing, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player is based if they combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
why would you ever buy cutting edge?>armor has a niche effect and is ugly>weapons all have been powercrept and/or have direct upgrades (dickle, purifier) or are just plain bad>grenade is also badthe capes/banners are the only redeemable thing about it
When Justice finally releases (soon) this game will become so popular we will need TWO generals!
>>541047884Happy Birthday 4chan!
total sweden death
>>541048097Sickle is a fun no thought weapon, Blitzer is a solid bug choice not top but it works for what its worth. Plasma Punisher had a good niche against Digger bugs finally (rip) it needs a bit of help though. Armor is ass yeah, Pistol is ass and the Grenade got powercrept by Gas Nades sure. The Real answer is ive played this game since launch and some of these items were god tier in the past and i had owned everything prior to it so purchased it when it was new and needed more to grind.
>>540964931>hacked lobbies?
>>541048097I was gonna say the capes look great, and the grenade is also not too bad on bugs
>>541048215I love the robutt
https://voca.ro/1832jeWsOPtw
two more weeks, trust the plan
>>541048097Because I bought in on release day and it had the best stuff in it. Sickle was a a better Stalwart as a primary, Plapun nuked entire patrols and... Blitzer was there.Stun grenades were also BiS for a while. I think Dagger was also technically best pistol for a second because Redeemer only worked at point-blank and Senator was medium pen, lower damage and didn't have the speedloader yet.Halo newfaggots don't realize how heavily the game got powercrept along the way.
>>541048423>navelmade for raspberries>>541048429femcels BEGONE
>>541048429How do you people find this shit
>>541048554I remember on release everyone thought the sickle was merely a liberator that didn't need ammo, am I misremembering?
>>541048097>Play the game casually a couple hours every day>Have every warbond unlocked and maxed out>wHy wOuLd YoU eVeR UnLoCk X
>>541048429this sounds familiar but I can't put my finger on it
>>541048680it has better firerate than a lib they had the same damage at the time, it has less recoil but the weird spread it still does today. It also had 6 spare heatsinks instead of 3 so it was effectively infinite ammo. Liberator and Stalwart share damage btw so it technically dealt the same damage as the Stalwart at the time too.
>>541048680So a Stalwart. It used to have the same damage as Liberator. I guess technically it still had better DPS since Sickle was only 750RPM but one was a support weapon and one was a primary.
>>541048429stop that
>>541048429>Doesn't taunt me about not being able to get my C-01 forms approved0/10
>>541048429kys tranny
>spamming twitter reaction picscan you go to bed already
>>541048969>Gets triggered over a cute voiceI know what you are.
>>541048429Do people unironically find this to be hot? It sound retarded as fuck
Literally 14 days left till the game is saved, how are we feeling boys?
Buddy out here raw doggin. Itchin, burnin. Spreadin.
>>541048429hmmmmnyo
>>541047884Any good builds for solo diff 10 bots on that rocky shithole?The war striders are a fucking plague Should I just go full flamethrower when assaulting fortified positions?
last time we did Disposable Soldiers, today we doing PISSDIVERSPISSDIVERS MOBILIZEBots D10 and hope it doesn't crashsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241605627607/76561197996904757
>>541049301>one stratagemIs this achievable natty?
>>541048215>>541048423This clanker looks sus
>>5410494053\4
>>541049370RR. Thermites. Eruptor. Ultimatum.
>>541049248pic rel
>>541048429Dafuq is this shit You need serious helpLike in a psychiatric institution
>the war striders are a fucking plagueyou just pack EAT
>>541049248>how are we feeling boys?I don't really have a method, it comes to me naturally
>>541048828This was also before the Stalwart was given 1150rpm
>>541049469She's one of the good ones!
>>541049502I already use the thermitesThe eruptor is kinda dangerous close range and I get swarmed worse than bug front by these fucking bots So in short nobody here does know shit, back to experimenting at my own pace again
>>541049501>>541049405FVLLIT'S PEE TIME
>>541048969Stop replying to them you fucking idiot. Trannies get off to the attention, good or bad. Just ignore them.
>>541049615Just use the other gunThe adjudicator is fucking shit
>>541049248bored enough to be making retarded HMVs (Helldiver Music Videos)
>>541049741>missed out on the piss lobbyJoewari da..
>Look bro if you want to mod all the armor mods are girls with asses so comically ginormous it looks retardedsigh
how come sometimes I see multiple teammates with the same booster?
>>541049878If two people use the same booster it means they're fucking.
Late night gamingSquids or bugs?steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241606271569/76561198018353934
>541050062neck yourself
>>541050062Sure let me get on>coomertardNevermind
>>541050086Go to bed Raul
>>541050129you are a disgusting faggot and I think the world would be better without you
>>541050163Very angry tonight aren't we Martinez
>>541048097Blitzer still is is the top1 arc weapon
>>541049874Gen Ztards and younger being into shit like that makes you realize we were actually quite normal and well adjusted in our day
>>541049370Do not be afraid of the video lengthhttps://youtu.be/38zfsJ-soAc?t=568tl;dr use RR and rocket sentry and avoid fights when you can
>>541050228that's not a high bar considering there's literally two, and the other is a support
>>541049660>close rangePull out your senator and headshot them lol
The Bugs and the Gloom are probably the most boring part of the story.
>>541049660>Getting swarmed by bots worse than bugsThats a (you) issue. Any advice we may give is wasted since you're doing something wrong on fundamental level. Also nice way to cherrypick one option out of 4, ignore the rest and then lash out about lack of options. Typical brainlet behaviour.
What should the 4th faction be
>>541051151Space marines
>>541051114and this is? ive seen enough [redacted]slop for a lifetime just from cursory browsing of the scp wiki
>>541051151primarily airborne faction
>>541050062Whoa what mod
>>541051373Literal slop content: [redacted] caused [redacted]. [Redacted]. Maybe we could [redacted].
>>541050576There are 3, and arc GL is king of arc weapons.
>>541051114Scp- is a foundation staff D-3819 among us genitals were obliterated
>>541051151Federation from star trek. Collection of different aliens.
>>541051469https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7679
>>541051114There are too many holes in bugs. How they move from planet to planet. Is there hivemind and so on.I would have liked little bit better designed faction. Maybe bugs are symbiotic race for humanoid aliens. Aliens are brains of operation. Bugs are military. You sprinkle aliens as commander. Using psi abilities to command bugs and buff them. Their spaceships are massive bugs. They build living structures.
>>541051151Rebels would be fun if the devs made them a mirror of us. They could use inferior versions of SE tech and throw stratagems at us or use defensive abilities to counter our own.
>>541052339Too much work to make them feel good. They would just drop seaf soldiers and make them fight each others. Then drop 4 players on each side. Not telling us who is rebel and who isn't. Helldiver vs helldiver
>>541051469oh thanks, didn't recognize the ass only used the head
>>541052680meant for>>541052216
>>541051673oh yeah, that thing existsit's still the king after alexus took it out back and shot it, removing most if not all its dmg vs heavies?
>>541052680The head isn't working for me, just a bald head lol. Im using a diff helmet
>have fun>audio issues start >still fun>slight hiccups>fun decreases>freezes for 1-2 seconds at a time startsfuck you sweden
>>541049868there'll always be a next time>>541049405gg boys it was surprisingly viable
>>541051680I feel like I had a stroke reading this. Did a chatbot write this?>>541052301>How they move from planet to planetI always assumed they either produced so many spores that they eventually contaminated space, or that the spores have been hitching a ride on our ships when we visit bug worlds, and we've accidentally been depositing them on every planet we land on. Maybe hive lords can spit them into space?>>541052339Bots are already the dissident rebel faction>>541053148Did you try the fixes?
>>541051457it would be pretty cool to see a mobility focused faction since most enemies in this game are basically stationary. would filter aimlets or force them to use spear/ wasp
>less than 1k people on oshaunelol
>>541053402desu why would anybody play there? it's impossible to capture and cave missions are broken
>>541053402>planet you can't winSure sounds fun. It was mistake to let it open. Should have closed week ago. Ocasionally drop MO where you Nedd to go to hive world. Gloom and hive worlds are so badly paced. After first 2 gloomdives. It was gone for long time. Now both gloom and hive world are permanently open. And you even had gloom bugs on other planets at one point
>>541053503no reason logically but its the new content its what was supposed to hook people back into this game. AH failed so miserably desu
>>541053402>literally the most fun planet to fight on right now but too many shitters got filtered by the hivelord and dragonroachesOnly actual good players are diving on that planet
>>541053541Its so insane how AH hyped it up and then..... abandoned it to have us fuck about on planets weve been on a thousand times before. It feels like a little kid with ADHD hyped up on sugar. Joel cant focus a plot to save his life.
3627 is ragebaiting DO NOT ENGAGE
>>541053541If that was planed as long term content. They were nuts. It should be event. Like super earth. Not permanent content. It would be fine as permanent content if other planets had mission here and there where you need to go to caves. Not as impossible to take planet where there is nothing else
>>541053653There is no leadership or communication between teams. Trailer highlighted shooting down roaches wings. In game it dose nothing. One team hypes it up. Dev team clocks in and clocks out to vacation
>>541053682>telling the truth is rage baitingkeep telling yourself that shitter
>>541053703The problem is how lame it is once the wow factor wears off. Imagine if there was a giant brood mother you had to kill or something
>>541053248>I always assumed they either produced so many spores that they eventually contaminated space>Maybe hive lords can spit them into space?You have a critical underappreciation of how extremely big space is. It's probably not impossible (see panspermia) but the timelines are so immense that by the time Bugs hop a planet the the original one is long gone.>or that the spores have been hitching a ride on our ships when we visit bug worlds, It's just so tiresome to see the trope of "stupid humans propagate hostile species because they have no appreciation for cleaning their shit" again, and if it were true Terminid colonies would be spread all over the Galaxy, not concentrated in one place.
>>541053815Yup. It was fun but not fun enough to be only doing it. And there is no stakes or rewards. Hive world should be rush MO. 3 days to get in. Get as much done as possible and get out. We are storming enemy fortress.Now you have stakes and rewards.
>>541053850The reason it was never explained is because AH couldnt figure out how to use it as an excuse to nerf the players.
>brown hoursWelp, it's bedtime I guess.
>>541053703Super Earth was supremely lame as well. I have no fucking clue what they are thinking. Everything they do just lacks... presentation. It feels really artificial.
>>541053850Not even that ita big. Everything is moving really fast. You need extreamly high speed to even escape solar system. If you launched stuff at speed of light. It would still take years to reach other planets. And you can't just aim blind.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241610687764/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>541053248Idfc if automatons sprang from cyborg "rebels," I want actual human rebels using SE tech. Enemy engineers deploying shield generators. Small convoys that act as rapid response forces whenever a 'breach' is called. Enemy squad leaders that make grunts fight better but cause panic when they're taken out.
>>541053850>You have a critical underappreciation of how extremely big space isOr the devs do. It seems most people writing popular sci-fi don't get it. I'm just trying to explain it as the devs might have intended, who really knows? Maybe not even they do.>if it were true Terminid colonies would be spread all over the Galaxy, not concentrated in one place.Not if the spores have a short enough lifespan?
>>541053850Some of the first MOs commented that "controlled" outbreaks with their exponential growth were more efficient way of harvesting E-710 than traditional growing and harvesting methods.
>>541054059They halfass everything.I dont get why they dont hire bunch of actor and shoot live action stuff as story building element. When ever there I'd big MO. Big patch or big event. You put it out.You have science guys for related content. Helldiver commander act as our commander. Secret police when ever shady stuffnis happening.
>>541054121strawberry milk or fruit juice, call it
>>541054226>Not if the spores have a short enough lifespan?Our FTL travel is literally instantenous.
>Successfully extract>Pelican cutscene as we fly out>Network disconnection before rewards are givenThat's suspicious>Host had chinese names and was holding the samplesYou don't think he's that fucking retarded right
>>541054330Fruit juice, if it was strawberry milk you wouldn't see the straw or bottom of the glass through it.
>>541054330juice for sure, milk isn't transparent like that
>>541054341As a gameplay mechanic, sure. In-universe, surely it takes longer to warp from one end of the galaxy to the other than it does from one planet to another.
>estanu turning into a gloom zoneblease saar libarate saar
>>541053018I had the same issue till I equipped it and it was fine in game
>>541054524estanu? how about estano
>>5410541213/4 get in here
>>5410541213/4.
>>541054598Yeah I'm retarded. I just now noticed there's an edit menu in the mod manager.
>>541054464>surelyLol
>>541054121FVLL.
Did Super-Earth eradicate the jew? Is that why they became able to travel the stars? Does Super-Earth recognize the state of Palestine? If you think about it, all of the enemies are allegory for our one true enemy.Illuminate>Illuminati>Squikel motherfuckers>Big brother always watching, scanning, sending their mindless golems out, hoping they all get killed off eventually>Potentially using subversive political tactics, covert operatives, black ops>Signs point to them using propaganda, blackmail>"High IQ" squomo motherfuckers>pulling strings, turning people into mindless NPC's>technologically advanced beyond disclosureBots>Reds>Commie fucking bastards>Eastern European, wander fields in disgusting gypsy packs>Lowkey using esotericism, black magic occult rituals (inside the fabs)>Believing in their party as religion; their own righteousness>Rely on oppressing dissent with the overwhelming weight of the state, and fearBugs>no explanation needed. the next evolutionary step is clearly just a Watto>they'll be betting on little blonde hair, blue eyed sex slaves in a rigged pod-race, where they win even if they lose; on a desert hell-hole, far from God.
mom says its my turn to free palestine
remember when the OG sickle first released and it basically completely replaced all primaries for a good 2 or 3 months and everybody thought it was going to get nerfed because it was basically a stalwart in the primary slot and we finally had a good light pen primary that wasn't the breaker? I remember. Now it's been powercrept out of existence despite enemies getting weaker since its release.
>>541054315>I dont get why they dont hire bunch of actor and shoot live action stuff as story building element.I miss when everything about games were fun
>>541055479Remember when you could actually play the galactic war instead of just doing what Joel allows you to do? Remember kicking Automatons from the map entirely? Now its been Joelcrept out of existence.
>>541054315>>541055570Sorry, best I can do is a 15 second slideshow on your TV and a voice over :)
>>541054315thats how we got fallout 4, focusing on everything else, shit to catch journalism's eye, idgaf about cutscenes. there is barely a story here anyways, its gameplay.
>>541055630>Remember kicking Automatons from the map entirely? im-fucking-plying that was a player effort and not joel allowing it because the story needed the bots to relocate to cybersta. it was literally an MO to wipe them out.
>>541055676>Sorry, best I can do is a 15 second slideshow on your TV and a voice over :)You joke, but we barely even get that now. Now it's mostly a static screensaver with soothing music and a voice-over.
>>541055813>Now it's mostly a static screensaver with soothing music and a voice-over.Seriously, the meditation is like 90% of screen stuff now.
>>541051131You never play soloYou are just a faggot shitter carried by your team faggot
>>541055813>Think of le flagWhen and why did they stop showing the brasch tactics videos?
>>541050671Tell that to the three war striders coming on my ass to pull the senator and headshot themGod you are fucking moronic and retarded You never play diff 10 let alone solo and especially on an extremely dogshit biome for extra funHoly shit you are dumb as fuckDo you think small chaff is the issue here, holy shit You niggers play on diff 6 at most
>>541055678And gameplay front is doing so well
>>541055570It would be so cheep go do. Build up set. It can look like superdestroyer deck or some kinda command center. Cheep star trek next gen set. Build up handful of costumes. Hire multi ethnic cheep actors who can ham it up. Have one guy who looks like rico or Michael Ironside from starship trooper. Plan what will you do for next 2 years. Shoot for week and now you have shitload of stuff.
>>541056157Shoot their legs lmao
Mildly FUNNY lobby: Custom vehicles editionD10 anythingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241612172204/76561198205883657
>>541056157>Gets this angrySure seems like fun :)
>>5410569803/4I'm glad you're here, sugar plum. You brought me luck last time.
>>541056778Lmao, who would've thought Kys>>541057080I'm not angry but bewildered how trash you niggers are at this game unironically plebbit is better than you
>>541057625>He can't headshot the warstrider
>>541049660Well, I do, there's not a gun of stratagem that I haven't tested and categorized the fuck out of, but anyone that researches his shit gets rejected and gaslit ITT, meta and optimization are le bad because they just are okay
>>541057625You're the one who is complaining about being swamped and unable to have enough firepower to fight off enemies. We can do it just fine. Lower the difficulty.
>>541056980TELL ME ABOUT THE CLOWNGIRL!WHY DOES SHE SAY THE LOBBY IS MILDLY FUNNY!?
whoever was that retard that said charger turn speed is tied to frame rate you're right, it's substantially easier to dodge chargershttps://streamable.com/coztdq
>>541058712I want to jack off now...
It's wednesday already, where's the patch?!
>>541058970There is no patch there is only dinner.
We need to tie Jorjani to a missile and fire it to Tel Aviv
>>541058712>no comparisonDumb coomer.
Patch doko
>>541054994all religions, ethnicities, and ethno-religions were rendered democratically unfeasible alongside all inferior ideologies during the founding of Super Earthyour only identity is that of a Super Earth citizenyour cultural origin is Super Earthyour faith is to be put towards Super Earth
>>541054671you have a typo in your filename
>>541054121GGs.
>>541058395It doesn't matter why the lobby is funny, what matters is our plan. No body cared who she was till she put on the jester hat
GG botbros I enjoyed being the recoilless support backline (With complimentary 380MM FPF-1 Danger Close up your asshole raw)
>>541060209why are there so many degenerate faggots ITT nowadays
I love my puter
>>541060264Post you're heckdiver!
>>541060357kill yourself
>>541048215>Drawn rather than AI generatedhuh
>>541060390Yeesh! There's easier ways to say you don't play this game!
>>541060209GGs but please stop being a coomer
>>541060264Unironically dead game. The only "people" left playing are the brown discord tranime neets.
>>541060357>post you are heckdiverkill yourself
>>541060554Do you want to play? We can do bugs it'll be fun!
>>541060357
why no gas mortar? are either of the mortar sentries good? I love pairing the autocannon & rocket turrets, any other bloons TD combos out there?
>>541060602why do you want to play the game? are you a fucking INDIAN?
>>541060209why are the degenerates always such attention whores?
>>541060772shake your booty
>>541060776No I'm a scrawny white man who just enjoys a nice butt
>>541060264>>541060473>>541060864You guys are fags
>>541060602I would play with you if you were willing to turn off your coomer mod and change your ways
>>541060772ems mortar is good support, but the question remains why you'd take it instead of an mg or gatling sentry
Bots actually seem pretty fun, seems like they accidently rolled back some shit where they couldn't aim. Or maybe it's just cause I'm host.
>>541060941No I'm just not 14 anymore so I my tastes are slightly more refined than AWOOGA SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN WITH HUGE BOOTY AND BADONKAS
>>541060941posting a photo of just your diver with degen mods is just saying "PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION" its trooncoded
>>541061080secondingwoman in uniform > bimbo in cosplay gear
>>541061080are you like 15 or something?I think when you're a bit older you'll be into milfs, and that's okay.
>>541058970No patch until we beat the surströmming challenge.
>>541061361Would fuck her tits (while still armored)
>>541061170I'm in my mid 20s and an enlightened monster girl enthusiast
>>541061551Based.
I think we should kill everyone under 30 year old, zoomers don't deserve human rights
What're the advantages/disadvantages between the Liberator Penetrator and the Adjudicator?
>>541062010nigger you can literally compare weapons in the armory, I'm not spoon feeding you something so easy to figure out
>STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GAME!!!!!Fuck off already you're rageposting at every anon like a freak
>>541058712>socioeconomic disparity between bot/bug divers
D10 botniggassteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241618832073/76561198006804493
>>5410622742/4
Happy birthday 4chan.
>>541062813thank you, wulfgamer.
>>5410622743/4
>>541062813is your name wulfgamer because you love holo?
>>541060772Normal mortar is teamkilling machine. EMS mortar is for turretmaxxing to lock down enemies so your other turrets can kill them without being swamped. I'd mostly pick it against bots though: it stuns everything up to and including hulks, so it'll trivialize bot drops and bases. Against Illuminate it'll do more harm than good (due to Voteless it'll also stunlock you, letting Elevated Oversaars shoot you and Flesh Mobs ignore the stun because of course they do). Against bugs its similarly a so-so: you'll EMS yourself along with the bugs, letting Bile Spewers and Hunters attack you from outside the range.
>>541062274GET THE FUCK IN RIGHT FUCKING NOW PLEASE DOKO
>>541062078Armory doesnt show base accuracy (only recoil), reload times or reserve magazines.
>>541061447based>>541061551also based
>>541062813Y-you too!
>Heavy Ordnance still isn't enough to liberate a single planet with multiple citiesThe GW is so fucking broken
>>541063234I'm too burnt out from diving on Oshaune so I can't join rn, sorry
>>541063550but its bots
>>541063649reading comprehension problem, I'm saying I'm too tired to play the game
>>541063743they you should have mentioned oshaune, that was entirely irrelevant
>>541063793shut the fuck up
>>541062274>failed to joinI just launched the damn game, full already?
Abjudicator is almost decent with like full ergo and recoil armor. Feels pretty snappy, could use like 5 more ergo base though probably. Kinda have to give it 60 recoil and just tap fire it to make it feel good. Or maybe it's just the .75 sway.Either way feels like it's so close to being a decent gun.
I will open COWBOY VS ALIENS lobby in 10 minutesbe ready >picrel
>>541064240coyote completely obseletes it regardless
>>541062813you're still not getting out of the shitter list, nigger.
>>541064863what is the list?
>>541064863Post your name so I can decide which one of you niggers is worse
>>541065053UN Inspector
>>541064693Cowboy VS Aliens gogogo>Watch the pic dumbfuckssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241621806683/76561197996904757
>>541065028Remember the first time you played with anons online and you were afraid they'd be uncontrollable spergs sending you CP or actively doing everything in their power to dox you or trying to hack your computer or generally being some nightmarish parodies of humans?Well, we made a list of people who are like that so you can avoid them. It causes the people on the list to incessantly bitch about it here or try to downplay it's importance in the hopes that you'll give them a chance to "le epic troll" you.
>>541064693I will bring the throwing knives and the sawn-off shotgun secondary and you can't stop me, because I'll have disabled your hand.
>>541065076Fake and gay, Wulfgamer and UN Inspector are in the same street shitting gang
>>5410652902\4
>>5410622743/4 again
>>541065454you can take whatever you want anon, it's just the lobby "theme" but it's not forced :)
>>541065290FVLL
>>541065290>>541065583FVLL
>>541062274Game crashed my whole fucking computer, gimmie a minute to rejoin
>>541062010lib penetrator faster RoF and less recoil, but lower dmg per bulletadjudicator slower RoF and lots of recoil, but higher dmg per bullet
>>541062274>>541066574>can't rejoinIt's over
>>541052960If someone still says that the arc GL is amazing after Arrowhead gutted it, that either means:>they haven't played in months>they don't play past D3>they're a LSHD/discord shill
>>541054059>>541054315I'm 120% this is entirely because of then kicking out Piles and replacing him with Shams.Everything they're doing nowadays is these big content expansions that are very obviously rushed and unfinished, all for short-term gains (engagement and profits) as that looks really good to shareholders and such.I'm sure they have people who DO want to actually make good and fun stuff, but they're being led by a guy who's telling them "good enough, push it" to meet their quota.
I'm Swedish and some of my friends have relatives working at Arrowhead. I can tell you they are cooking something incredibly crazy. Unbelievably amazing. I know you all feel down right now but your minds will be blown in a few weeks. You will literally shit your pants. Screencap this post and get ready to apologize to your Swedish GODS soon.
>>541067737Nej Sven, Me and my pals from Finland will come over to resize your assholes when that timer ends.
>>541067737Dra til helvete, Sven.
>>541067737the only thing they're cooking up is another diarrhea dump of an "update"
>>541048097Blitzer is unironically good. One of the better weapons in the game. Boring as fuck, but incredibly good.Walter is a good helmetThe Dagger is a niche pick pistol for bots
>>541068710amendment should've had gas bullets like the paragon did
>>541049370UltimatumThermiteSpeargun 500Any primary, backpack, or other strats. Works best with heavy armor, but you do you
>>541060772Mortar is good for bricks and eradicate, but that's it.The mortar kills shit, but shit that probably didn't matter, while also pulling patrols and team killing. Honestly it's usually a detriment unless used well. Bots its okay, it's a troll to take it against bugs or illuminate
give bots back their robodogs, I need newshitters to get ragdolled by packs of dogs with 90% durable ap2 heads running at them faster than chargers
Patriot or EmancipatorI'm very close to one of them finally I mainly run bug and bots
>>541062010LibPen is better at being shot into unarmored/light armored chaff units you don't need a medium pen weapon for, but have one in your hands anyways.Adjudicator is better at literally everything elseLibPen is better than the Adjudicator under difficulty 5, because you aren't fighting enough chunky units to actually need the damage of the Adjudicator. Over 5, the Adjudicator is better every time. The Adjudicator + a secondary for small enemies is better than libpen, but maybe yoy want an Ultimatum or something.Only real exception is illuminate, where you should really take neither, but if you are determined to bring only one of these two, the libpen is probably marginally better. Take an incendiary shotgun instead though. Or the coyote.
>>541069826Emancipator is the only one I ever use
>>541069826Emancipator.Patriot is worse for everything except hunting hive lords specifically, or coasting through difficulty 3 or lower. Rockets don't punch hard enough to justify their small mag most of the time, and the gatling just isn't impactful on anything that isn't an explosive-immune meat building.
*AHEM*>25 days until Liberty Day
>>541069826Emancipator is better practically but I find Patriot more fun.
>>541069758This kills the shooting gallery botfag
>>541069941>>541069994>>541070054Thanks ladsTime to suit up
>>541067737Hate from Norway!
>>541070214UhFistful of tipsBe careful walking near your teammates, your walking has hitboxes, and will pulp them. That said, you can just walk over scavengers and shit. Do this to save ammo. It can take a bit to get the hang of the left or right justifying aim of the cannons, especially at shorter ranges. You also effectively have a minimum range, and a limit to your canon depression. Your melee exists, but is a last resort for mid range enemies in melee range. Small enemies should just be walked into. On bots, stay aware of sight lines. Your mech can get totalled pretty damn fast if shit gets a bead on you. Always be aware of when you're moving around a hill or wall or something, peek around corners and look for things that hunger for your mech's ass, ect.When you park it, be mindful of what you're blocking. Try and use the cannons equally, so you don't run out of one too early. Having ammo in both, to unload on a heavy quickly is a valuable tool.Don't get tunnel vision around your mech, remember you can park it, get shit done, call down stratagems, fire at shit with your weapons, then get back in. Plan accordingly with your strats.Stay the fuck away from allied turrets, an MG turret can assrape your mech in a couple secondsYou'll develop a sense for the health of your mech and its limbs. Until then, expect a bumpy road of managing health and ammo. You'll figure it out.
>>541069994Patriot is better vs squids.
>>541066574>>541066728don't worry about it, it was clearly not meant to be, i just finished with randoms
>>541070214>>541071064adding to what this anon said>On bots, stay aware of sight lines. Your mech can get totalled pretty damn fast if shit gets a bead on you. Always be aware of when you're moving around a hill or wall or something, peek around corners and look for things that hunger for your mech's ass, ect.The mech has a massive agro range, cannon turrets that normally wouldn't bother you until you're dead in front of them will detect you and fire on you from significant distances, including Factory strider ones, vegetation won't help you, only solid cover>Stay the fuck away from allied turrets, an MG turret can assrape your mech in a couple secondsGun dog too, it does an unreasonable amount of damage to them, a single burst is more than enough to cripple a leg and get it to start smoking heavily
>>541071064>will pulp themthat's a positiveget pulped
>>541070214also learn to crab walk
>>541065290thanks for the games cowboyshope you had fun
>>54107001525 days to nothing>Constitution
>>541071943>>541065290
>>541065354thankswhere can i see "the list"?
>>541065076>uninspectorthe worst kind of dumb nigger
>>541071064>you can just walk over scavengers and shit. Do this to save ammo.Awesome awesome>stay aware of sight lines. Your mech can get totalled pretty damn fast if shit gets a bead on you. Always be aware of when you're moving around a hill or wall or something, peek around corners and look for things that hunger for your mech's ass, ect.I'm use to being a fat targetLoved running tanks in BattlefieldI know im a high priority This game has way too many hills and buildings to hide behind which is nice>Stay the fuck away from allied turrets, an MG turret can assrape your mech in a couple secondsThat sucksDoes bug acid do awful damage too?>>541071560>The mech has a massive agro rangeThis is what the autocannons are for!>>541071773Is that just walking side to sideI plan on being a mobile turret more so than being the Incredible HulkI've seen mechs die in front of me many timesI should learn to keep distance than the other divers who want to use it as a Rip and Tear machineI've learned more from high level failures than their victoriesAgain, thank you everyone.Most generals id be laughed out and told git gud
>>541051114>controllable petsBug pets bug pets bug pets
now post the penis size list
Gonna call it right now, the>35 Day PatchIs gonna be pretty mediocre, mostly just gonna nerf the diggers, but people are gonna call it the greatest game-saving update ever because it adds armour paint or some shit.
>>541056470>Have one guy who looks like rico or Michael IronsideOr just hire the actual Michael Ironiside, he may be old but he's still kicking. Hell, he can be General Brasch.
>>541072856>literally just the list of everyone playing in lobbies
>>541060864both attention seeking and gooning fall under the faggot/woman/fatherless behavior category
>>541072928less than 6 inches for all of them
>>541072856I have played with 16 of these people and never had an odd interaction with them
>>541071330I believe you, on the grounds that I have not played squids in months, and cannot be bothered to imagine how things work against them outside of the theoretical.
>>541072986>not on the list and playing lobbies:)
>>541072986>>541073242>>541073292i came back and the list got already deletedbaka
>>541072665>Does bug acid do awful damage too?Pretty negligible as far as I've noticed. Turrets and dogs just fuck you because their damage output against a big, unarmored thing with a lot of health that can't move fast is stupidly high.
>>5410729288 Inches:ALiteralChair, gurololi7 inches:Nirah, SPA, max stirner, Fresh guac6 inches:Estravolt, Andeal, showbo, Tundra, The Rat, wkc, Z2J, Handymanunder 5:Sveedesh Feesch, The Discriminator, LSDoverdose, Earth is for humans!under 2:Harelike Nigger
>>541073292we know newfag, those are the ones who've been playing and hosting since the release day. All of them are oldfags
>>541073418btw if you're not on this list its cause I don't have enough data on you
i have a feeling all of them are NA mutts and this is all NAtranny drama
>>541073389Bro, your 4chan XT script?
>>541073418what did harelike do
>>541060394yeah I like the robutttrying to move away from the anime cel shade style though, I'll have something nice soon :)
>>541073594he takes hrt
>>541073594He's hackerman and therefore le bad
>>541073587sorry i'm not aN hacker
>>541073594he didn't do anything hes just got a small dick. nothing wrong with that I do too.
>>541073418Harelike are based as fuck, you're just mad
>>541073828ah ah I spot a spelling mistake
harelike is the only person i have blocked on hrtdg
>>541073757>>541073745>>541073741but he spawns always cool strange shit for you to play with, i love him
harelike singlehandedly saved me several hours of farming so he's cool, even if he's a zig
>>541073418flaming homosexual over here
I'll never make the list at this rate what annoying behavior should I adopt to ensure my position...
>>541074215micspam
>>541074215just put yourself on the list like everyone else
>>541074215just act like insufferable faggot, shouldnt be too hard for you
>>541072949It's literally going to be a 2 lines of code fix for the diggers not homing in on you, a fix for a few of the most egregious crashes, and the promised "balance pass" which will just fuck up a bunch of weapons. It's going to be the thing that finally kills the game.
i was told twice i'm on the list and yet i'm not
>>541073418Anon measured each of them with his mouth and ass, so these measurements are very accurate.
>>541074445Yeah but you'll definitely be on the next list
i want to be on the list
>>541074613FIIIINEAnonymous
>>541074679WOAH WOAH WOAH why am I getting caught up in this??
only obsessed trannies make lists btw
>>541074215You do a Rinzu and sperg out in a lobby, and then proceed to namedrop and sperg out in thread.If you're lucky they then namedrop you in turn and get the entire thread to bully you.
you niggers bullied ALICE away, I haven't seen him in days
>>541074679thanks
>>541075001she goes by harelike now
>>541073461>All of them are oldfagsLike 4 or 5 are
>solo diving>xbox s>can run fortnite, nudoom, battlefield, halo no problem>solo d4 for samples>game freezes constantly>enemies stay in place thankfully>timer still counts time frozenIts fucking 2025Fix the god damn game you stupid europeans Let the fucking Mexicans and Indians code it for 2 hours and itll be done
I am once again cemented into my decision not to partake in any of the lobbies here, what a bunch of faggots you are holy shit
>two games I play long term>HD2 and WH3>both brokenBig sad
>>541073259Minigun is pretty much 4 MMGs strapped togheter, and MMG is top tier vs squids.The rockets are nice because they don't spam heavies that much so you don't run out in 2 seconds.Emancipator is better to take down leviathans though.
>>541072856This looks like one of these really old lists because it has bunch of people who haven't played in over a year but lacks many actual regulars.
speaking of listsLOBBY DOKO
>>541072949They don't have skills to push out good enough patches in so short time.
>>541075569people who shitpost here don't play lobbies.in all the lobbies i played there was never drama or shit like this, just FUN
>>541072665>Learn to crab walkThat is: walk diagonally (front+right/left) if there are enemies that need stomping. In typical AH fashion walking forward fails to kill enemies half the time, but walking diagonally extends the hitbox much farther so they die before they get to attack you. Its all part and parcel of malicious meatball coding.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241633601476/76561197995866779D10 Seyshel Beach squidsleaning towards a themed lobby, pissdivers on squids is megafun but some rootin'-tootin' or future-shootin' would be fun too. Or anything else, for that matter
>>541075571Are you me? At least WH3 lets you fix most of the issues through modding, just dont ever let it update on its own. Its not like they are adding anything meaningful anyways
>>5410758852/4
>>541075885full
>>541075571I haven't played WH3 since the emo empire lady.What did they break?I hope it's not Norsca or Skaven.
Mildly FUNNY lobbyD10 anythingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241629833300/76561198205883657
>"Helldivers! We have two choices of intel to get! One is "Vessel 00" a cryptic name for the final solution and possible the origin of their entire insurgency!">"The other is a random planet"is this a bait and switch?
>>541069826>>541070214don't listen to the newbs itt, patriot mogs emancipator
>>541079204I want intel on the titty plants.
>>541075571Are you me?God, I hate european devs so fucking much.
>>541079204>caring about Major Sloppersngmi
>>5410788642/4Come dive on Lesath with us
someone told me the game will run better if I press ctrl+shift+win+Bwhat the fuck did I just do??
>>541079583CA isn't European though.They are British.
>>541010724>>541010356I forgot to reply to this comment last night. I want to remind you all of the lying swigger. They claimed that the epoch's accuracy was broken upon release and it took them a few weeks to fix it. It is an number in a config file. It being broken implies that the intern accidentally fatfingered in the wrong value. Added an extra 0 in there or something. Regardless of which digit was fatfingered, the digits of the correct value would still resemble original one.That's not what we see with the epoch. The epoch had an original atrocious spread value, and a completely unrelated improved, but still poor, spread value. By applying just an ounce of critical thinking skills, we can deduce that the epoch was never "broken". It was intentionally released with garbage spread and they simply backpedaled and made its spread a little bit less shit when it became apparent that they boiled the frog a bit too fast with the latest slopbond.Tl;dr: fuck Alexus. Dropkick Alexus. Roundhouse kick Alexus into the wall. Forcefeed Alexus the surmstongim. Lock Alexus in the basement.
>>541079805
>>541078864>game session no longer availableAIIIEEE
>>541079786>lesath is one planet away from mo target>blob goes to fenmire 2 planets awayMan, I just wanted Turing done.
>>541079805GPU drivers restart
>>541079805releases mustard gas
>>541078864Game just closed while I was away, will rehost in a second
>>541079204>he actually thinks the MO's matterreddit is down the hall
>>541076596Not a WH3 player but I watch youtube vids on it; most lizardmen and tombkings AI factions don't do shit. They just sit there and let other AI take over their lands. This lets certain other factions like skaven steamroll and build up big empires easy.
>>541079204>xhe thinks the choice matterslollmao one might say
>>541080442Still room?
Remember when they had us lose a ton of ground because the xbox launch was supposed to be a wave of reinforcements to hold the aliens back except that they made the game function in a way that player count is irrelevant so we kept losing ground even after a major surge in player count anyways?
>>541079204It's best to just go tarsh and vernen so the vernen troons will stop moaning about muh childrens hospital. Then the MOnkeys can fight over both at the same time.
>>541081090Remember when losing planets was relevent.Yeah, i don't either because it never was.
>>541078864Mildly FUNNY lobby: Sweden rebooted my PC editionD10 Botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241639942190/76561198205883657
>>5410818323/4Join on on this railed MO
DMs are supposed to react to player actions just as much as the players have to react to the DMs. Of course, no one at Arrowhead understands this.
>new MO>liberate the planet that will take 3 planets to get to>liberate the planet that will take 1 (one) UNO to get toWhich one do you think the retard blob went with.
>>541082402It's fucking slop filler that will give early info on future updates that have already been leaked. Who the fuck cares.
>>541079805This key combo resets your graphics driver in order to wake the screen. It's something you should do if the screen goes and stays black.
>>541082389The DM is a Swede, player agency had absolutely 0 factor from the get-go
>>541082635>that will give early info on future updates>"Congratulations, helldivers. Now that we have liberated [GENERIC PLANET], we can continue decrypting this information. See you in 6 months when we need to capture another planet for the Automaton's wifi password."
>>541082402>caring about MOs almost two years outYou have to be sub-90 IQ to not immediately realize a few months after launch that the story would be 100% railroaded
I wanna know what Vessel 00 is.
>>541082402While Lesath is objectively the correct path to take since it gets the encirclement on Vog, it also has a shit ton of HP and the incels corps are more fun.
>Bot MO>the one faction with constant bugs/crashes/freezes and obnoxiously spammed war striders>absolutely 0 fixes swedes are masterminds
>>541082402>he actually cares about MO's like a redditor>he thinks it matters
>>541083005It's this thing thats been in the files for the last 18 months. A mix between leviathan and overship MO. The 'nucleus' is the deathstar.
>botniggers cant coordinate>botniggers arent on the right planetbotniggers moment
>>541082389Swedes are arrogant snow niggers that think their plans and ideas are perfect. Any deviations from those perfect plans are unacceptable and things must be forced back into place. I honestly regret not realizing that arrowhead was a swedish company. I never would have bought this game.
>>541049597Anyone complaining about those should be killed. Just casually walk up to them and put a thermite on it and move on.
>>541082389If Joel really does have tabletop experience, he must be the absolute worst fucking DM imaginable >hallo players, welcome to my game>we would like to go to the caves and kill goblins>okay great! you will go to the town first to pick up supplies >no we have gear we want to go to the caves >...ah... what>yes we go to the caves>oh ah... oh well you see there are town guards in the road!>okay we tell them we're going to the caves>they say the caves are off limits to outsiders>why>because they are full of dangerous goblins! They say you need to get better gear before you can even attempt their deadly trials!>uh fine ok we go to the town >great! you get to town and get your gear ready. You also talk to the local guard who has a bounty out for enemies harassing the town from a nearby stronghold!>no we didn't. But ok I guess we'll take the bounty it's probably for the goblins >meshke! the bounty is for a kobold camp on the cliffs!>we don't want to fight kobolds we're going to fight the goblins>o-oh ok... I see you don't like my story >what no we just want to fight goblins. It helps the town and it sounds like fun>h-hehe... sure *seething begins*>you go down the road to the cave but are stopped dead in your tracks by TWO FIRE GIANTS>what?? we're level one >the guards warned you fukindurfurs!!!>nobody ever said anything about giants!>oooh well that's too bad you can stay and fight if you want but you'll probably fail! >the Giants won't chase us and try to kill us?>eeeeeuuufh no! they back off when you do!>well fuck ok what do we do now>hmmm what about those kobolds!And then you fucking leave the table.
>bug divers completely ignoring the MO because they want to finish off Turing honestly based
>>5410818323/4Get in there, RIGHT NOW
>>541083298Why does it have a cock??????
>>541075885LOBBY has cccccclosed
>>541049874>I want to jam masturbation into literally EVERY FACET OF MY LIFEtranny/ledtoid behavior, modders are a bunch of troons
>>541083650Big robot horse cock to shoot piss on divers.
>>541083650Because Sweden.Deathstar for comparison.
That's one of the dumbest plots I've ever read.
>>541075885ggs, the jousting was !fun!
>>541083248>>541082954I don't so much care as I just still can't fucking believe how retarded the playerbase is.
>>541053627I got filtered by Strats not working in caves. I get that you’re not supposed to be able to call down Strats in caves and that’s fine but in spots where you’re supposed to be able to it doesn’t work either. You should just be able to type and cal down Strats like normal and if they land on the roof so be it. Fuck this glitchy garbage they have now. Peointless limitation as the roof existing already does the job of locking you out of Strats.
>>541073642We don't want to see more of your deviantart slop.
>>541083298I can already tell this thing is just going the be ATE bait.
>>541083920stop caring about MO's
>>541083859they stopped the pretese we can accomplish both objectives after months of undermining us to barely be able do one
>>541075885fun lobby and good games!
>>541083839WHY DOES THIS ONE ALSO HAVE A DICK??? WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH COCKS IN SWEDEN
>>541052301>How they move from planet to planetspecial gloom bug bodies decompose into e711 which can be turned dark fluid right? so maybe they just use latent corpse teleportation to spread spores or something
>>541083839I still don't know if this is a helldivers leak or a screencap from that one scifi porn game that had a kickstarter a few years ago.
>>541084051Looks fun.
>>541084063Cock tastes better than Surströmming
>>541084381HOW DO YOU KNOW
>>541083298This looks like gay headcanon.
>>541081832FVLL
Sechel Beach… so long… must liberate…
>>541084381>Cock tastes betterleandiver ????
aw 4x scopes bugged?they don't zoom in at all
>>541084757the way it waits for you to stand up makes it perfect
>>541084757I miss when the shrooms sent you flying
>>541049781You better put some good effort into it, I look forward to it
>>541084406;)
https://files.catbox.moe/hb0ph9.mp4judge joustin'
>>541085203I lost first to be fair (and i stimmed too since we had no respawns)he is the joust-king
>>541085427yeah I just wanted one where it looked like it was a one shot
>>541084797bring up the weapon wheel and adjust the zoom
>>541083839>oops we made too many planets and we don't know what to do with them, better use a plot device to blow some upLazy Swiggers
>>541084406>>541084680cock only causes you to throw up if you suck at sucking
>>541085551once I hit post I remembered that featurejust a little retardation on my part
I have>Democratic Detonation >Force of LawWhat should I get next
>>541085669lol whyd you buy force of law
>>541083005Oh shit they finally remembered that exists, too bad it's probably gonna be more discord exclusive slop
>>541084797the 10x are the ones bugged, that and the 2x on the Scythe
>>541085203brutal
>>541085669Force of Law was a weird move. Get Servants of Freedom for overall boom boom fun, Borderline Justice for the best sidearm in the game and a lever action rifle, or Urban Legends for metafag armor.
>>541084887they don't anymore?
>>541085762I like blue and thought the stun guns would be good :((((
>>541086006You used to be able to send yourself ~100m+ in one launch. You can maybe get 10m now
>>541086030im sorry for your loss
>>541086005Sounds good chief
>>541086083dumb guy>>541086030pacifier fucks
>>541086962lol kay
>bot MO when the fucking bot front is crash centralcan someone enlighten me as to why the fuck theyre still doing this while the front is basically unplayable after the first 2-3 missions
>>541086962I like using the pacifier but the normal guns can still do what it does Wish the game made the guns feel more special than hard damage
>>541086030its alright bro the jackboot armor is pretty good on bots if you want a tanky light armor set and the paints are easily the best ones in the game. Shame about the rest of the bond though (im not a fan of the de-escalator)
>MO to liberate either or planet>can't vote to bring the dss to lesat>but can for tarshvery democratic, very organic, very not railroaded
>>541085203>Judge Dredd the Techno-VikingListed.
>>541083298while the thing has been in the files as a model all those bullet points are just some guys hopes and dreams. 100% this thing was originally going to be an overship style objective during the orbital cannon missions we currently have on automaton front but was scrapped
>>541087667you got what you wanted
>>541086006No, they just make you ragdoll now.A casualty from the unragdollening or something idfk.
>>541087680you negas were crying the same way when people'd post illuminate models
Can't wait to play on Menkent again It's been so long bros
>>541087680I mean they could easily adapt it as Automaton equivalent of Overship 1:1.
>>541087680I'm betting the Leviathan was gonna be a bot unit, but they converted it into a squid one. Like these leaks are 95% headcanon because nothing but the models exist in the files, half of them being untextured and/or unfinished (like how the illuminate units were either untextured or low-poly LOD models for a long time).
>>541087231I like the main armor a lotIts still fun
>>541088378the fuck are you talking about, the orbital cannons and the huge automaton were added in basically the same patch it was 100% going to just be an Overship mission before they went with just making it so we hellbomb the automaton orbital cannons
>>541085203Haha holy shit
>>541087081have you considered that the devs need to make sure that all the guns and enemies suck before they can start fixing performance and that a game for everyone is a game for no one?
>>541083982>We don't want to see more of your deviantart slop.
>>541083298>actual weak spots and destroyable partstoo hard for swigger intern, one single hitbox across the entire body, laser is just beam laser stratagem that tracks you and wipes entire squadalso for the first 3 weeks it's added it has a 50/50 chance of crashing your lobby if destroyed
they are realeasing a patch to fix the game tommorow right guys
>>541089552patches r tuesday
>>541087040
>>541089617>another week of bots being unplayable
>>541090120>phonepost
>>541090225>another week>a weekTwo more weeks
>>541089552Got to runDinner time.
Grapple hook when doko
>>541090584you'll get it but it'll break your arm and cause impact damage when you land for maximum realism
>>541089065They're blushing though so that implies they secretly crave bbc
>>541091021hi gucci slippers, glad you could join us for yet another thread!
>>541090584Granted, but it immediately ragdolls you and the impact damage may kill or seriously debilitate you. Also the hook bounces off of most surfaces and it takes up your support weapon slot.
>>541091102Ah but ypu didn't say that I was wrong
>>541090802>>541091249Thats fine
why choose Trash ? you guys iz dumb as sheeit dawg
>>541091668Reddit gambits
>>541091446i don't need to
do you think they fired the dev that made experimental infusion booster? its clear they never meant for any purchasable boosters to actually be good looking at all of them in a vacuum now.
>>541091781What makes black women crave Hawaiian cock?
>>541091796Fire incompetent devs? Never happening.
>>541091989yeah but firing a dev who made something worth using sounds like something that may happen
>was 1% resist>then 0.25% resist>finally 0.75% resistLike choose one, you fucking dumb retarded nigger joel
>>541092217Forgot picrel
>>541091781damn black chicks are desperate for anything but blacks
>>541073418>have managed to consistently avoid being on The List and now the penis list tooTruly I am Anon
i know who operates the list
>>541091781>lowest response for Indian Males is Indian Females
>>541093295How does he know their penis sizes?
>>541091668>sheeit dawg
>>541069836>>541062010Lib pen against devs is just a better abjud Substantially better ergo, substantially less recoil, takes 1/3 mag to kill center mass and same shots to headpop which is your main source of damage. You can kill about 5 devs in a group with ease head popping them with lib pen, while abjud struggles to get on target for one. Only thing abjud really has an edge on libpen with is burst damage against zerkers like a quarter second faster.
>>541093587Photogrammetry, lots of 3D printing and calculations. He wrote 1200 pages long white paper and patented the methodology, so i might get sued if i disclose more information
he need A LOT of data on you to be on the penile length list. btw he has multiple lists for erect and flaccid length depending on stimuli
>>541062010don't bother and pick up a coyote
>>541062010the liberator penetrator looks gay, the judy looks sexy
>>541094821>10 durable damage
>>541059330I figured people played the game enough, that and I'm mostly just making up schizo shit to see if anyone calls me out for being retarded. It looks and feels like it's easier to dodge them, like I can just walk away from them with heavy armor.
>>541095080it's still greater DPS than libpenis and adjuden
>incel corps on a jungle mapwhy would this retarded player base willingly choose to go there
>>541095080Last time someone said this shit the difference between the total damage when accounting for durable was like 1 point lmao shut the fuck up nerd
Mildly FUNNY money printing lobbyGet in, afk for 20 minutes, leave with paychecksteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241639942190/76561198205883657>>541073418>>541073741Your projections are futile
>>5410955171 more damage than the lib pen, a gun with the bare minimum damage required to be considered not dogshit (like the pacifier).
>>541095440because its fun and if you have issues with incel corps you are transgender >>541095659you proved my words lol
>>541095440Because we are...... the ACKdivers
>>541095659How do you ALWAYS make these lobbies when I’m not home?
>>541081832GGs
>>541096062I'll be making more of those when next warbond will be announced, you'll get your chance, I'm sure
>>541095248It's alright, it's okay, but one day people will insist that wasn't a thing and then it's best to have the side-by-side comparison instead of just one piece of the puzzle.
>>541095659FVLL
>>541095080They really should give other med. Pen guns, at least the abjudicator, like 15 more durable damage to put it on par with jar. If not better even because ergo dumping jar is free. That way you can dump durable targets a lot easier with the abjudicator and make it an anti weak point and center mass gun. Cause that's what it wants to be.I am very smart.
>>541096425why do you even need / bother with all these super credits.
>>541096505Yeah but I'm also lazy. Also Ive already put more work researching and testing bugs than the devs.
>>541097078nta but I was missing the creds for 10 warbonds and got 3 of em in one go, with the sc returns from them going straight into another warbond pretty soon. It's great for anons that don't want to farm sc
>>541097350ofc its great for you but i was asking him, i personally theorize he craves attention and likes when you guys fellate him.
>it's been powercrep-Don't care. Still my favorite primary.
>>541095428In most cases lib pen has it beat actually. Two shots with lib pen or coyote kill something. If you're waiting for burn damage the coyote is the slowest ttk. That's kinda coyotes gimmick is being slow but ammo efficient. Issue is that it's super inconsistent lighting shit on fire because the host glitch.
>>541097078I'm doing these because I suffered through 150 levels of abysmal dogshit grind and lvl 1 SC farming sessions and understand that it is pain in the ass to get those legitimately. There is no profit for me
>>541097592Used to be my favorite as well until I started playing the dcs more
>>541097760whats your sc count at now?
>>541097847Enough
>>541097592give me the double drum mag aaaaaaaaaaa
>>541097592>doesn't even one shot hunters most of the time since slow ass projectile ifet just hits legs>terrible Vs most medium targets>either flails like a madman when shooting>or is ww2 panther turret turn rate slow>shit DMG for all that effortit's shit
>>541097592It hasn't honestly.>One taps overseer and dev heads>Has 40 ergo for freeOnly thing that beats it is slugger for overseer heads up close. But jar can do it faster and can do it from afar. Honestly jar can never get power crept until AH realizes how strong shooting and killing something in one bullet is compared to like 2-3. Only thing it sucks at is killing hyper lite chaff like scavs, but you take gas for that.
>>541098080>wrong on every single point except hunters which is solved by firing one (1) extra shotit's almost impressive
>>541098080>>either flails like a madman when shooting>>or is ww2 panther turret turn rate slowYoud have to be really reaching with this. The recoil snap resets before your next shot can fire typically. You also don't even need to shoot something more than once outside of center massing devs.
using the dominator is like dragging my dick through mud
warbond trailer tomorrow retards
>>541098350in every scenario deadye is better
>>541097817What's that another review bomb? Say no more king
>>541098534doesn't make you any less wrong
>>541098534The reload sucks ass and the gun sounds dinky and sad
>>541097781Sissy is the most underrated and fun gun in this game>>541098457it's only grating for as long as you're not used to it
>>541098534Bwahahaha>8 shots>Minute long reload per shotAt least say slugger.
>>541098783nta but crying about reloads whatsoever = shitter
>>541098704Sound mods fixed it tbf
>>541098740I like being able to spam down whatever bot is annoying me if I can't place a hs because it's facing the wrong way or has no rockets left to shoot>>541098940I'm not downloading mods again when they break every patch, shit's annoying
>>541098917Hmmm I kill 16 things, reload and kill 16 more things. You kill 8 things. Reload... Reload.... Reload... And kill 8 more things.
>>541098704>>541098783it reloads faster than dominator if you are smart and reload inbetween
>>541099220it will take you twice as long to kill those 16 things with dominator than with deadye on a simple fact that it's trash to handle
>>541097592I like it but kinda hope it gets a full auto option.I love the *DUNK DUNK DUNK* though.
>>541099242Jar reloads 15 rounds in 2.6 seconds. Which is .13 seconds.You can't reload in-between shots like the slugger with deadeye. You effectively take one entire second longer PER BULLET to reload the deadeye.Deadeye is fine, but it's nowhere close to a direct upgrade to jar.
>>541099607it takes a second longer to aim dominator
>>541099450Skissue.
>>541098740>DCS>underratedSo this is the power of xbox newfags?
>>541099752It really doesn't especially with angled + irons
>>541100014it rules its category especially since very few guns benefited as much from customization but dumb niggers don't see it that way
>watching the retarded deadeye user keep reloading between kills and always missing the first shot as he cancels the reload mid animation
>>541100213why doesn't he just melee
>>541100180>Take off all attachments>Put on angled foreskin>I have a discount jar with slightly better rpm but lack any meaningful break points like one shotting overseer heads (it really should one tap their heads)
>>541100180People like you are why i think it's overrated, it's good, but so is every other marksman rifle.But the Dili and Amendment have it solidly beaten.
>>541100412one is a long-range primary, the other is a weird wh40k analogue semi grenade launcher
>>541100465>Dili and Amendmentnot according to my testing nor the spreadsheets of anyone else that's serious about being knowledgeable heckdunkers2 metaalso ap2 falloff pushes it below breakpoints on distances as close as 200m, hard to tolerate by someone whose longest kills exceed a kilometer
let me guess, you *need* more?
>>541100935Yeah, the ironsights. The scope is pointless, this is a TPS game.
>>541100691>also ap2 falloff pushes it below breakpoints on distances as close as 200m, hard to tolerate by someone whose longest kills exceed a kilometer
>>541101191give it a try, it's nice to snipe with
>>541099846brain issue
>>541100510True.But also good luck putting a scope on that thing.
>>541100935yeah, a good gun
>>541100213Aiming with L2 should cancel reloads
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241657758340/76561198026977961D10
>>541100691nordgun shut the fuck up already
>Joel lowers bug regen while also boosting the regen on Tarsh for the current MOWhy is Joel such a nigger when it comes to bot MOs and so soft on bug MOs?
For me it's the Tendie set to max RPM and burst fire.
This actually sounds like an interesting story thread, I can't wait for this to go nowhere and never receive any payoff.
>>541102521From how long it took from the liberation of Wasat to get the database to now, it will be at least 4 swede vacations before another filler MO story beat.
>>541099220>I kill 16 thingsinvalid, a true slugger user knows its 76
>>541101896Lobby is private
LMAO good luck botniggers
>>541102939RIGGED
>>541102939Wow I sure hope some convoluted side objective will help us.
enemy tactical asses near your position
>>541102228Simple things in life. Wish reload armor looked better >>541103352I fear the android ass
>>541103520Meant to say I wish reload armor looked better because I'd take that with the tenderizer n just brrt all day.
Stop playing this swedish garbage. You're brainwashed if you still think this is a good game.
>>541103705Yeah and?The coomer mods and gun play make it fun
Mildly FUNNY lobby: The Second"Your ad could be there!"steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241659121071/76561198205883657
>>541103705I'm not under the impression that it's a good game. It's a fun one thoughbeit. When it works.
>First stutter>Reload froze, enemies froze until things get normal>Another stutter later>Hulk a fair distance in the middle of the freeze and the game resumes into it already heaving karate chopped me dead
>>541103520>Wish reload armor looked better;)
>>541103947FVLL
fucking swedes make a armor that gives immunity to headshots or cuts impact damage in half
>cheater with Z cringe in the profile
>>541104992i dont follow anything what is 'Z'
>>541105462the event that has been going on for 10 years or whatever
>>541104992Is he an Arrowhead honeypot?I have never seen him before and suddenly there he is, posting 4 cheating lobbies a day.Seems sus if you ask me.
>>541104992>>541105603no bro you can totally trust this random cheater, constant lobbies and especially with him being a leaknigger from the 'cordkeep joining the lobbies nothing weird going on here! hope you're behind seven proxies
>>541105462I'm not about to elaborate on off topic garbage, just know he's a nigger
>literal who never-seen-before slavic ape with chinese hacks appears and starts posting many lobbies a dayShan't partake.
>>541100691>Enemies despawn if over 180m away>Anon complains about damage falloff being an issue at over 200mClassic /hdg/
>>541106535Sniper schizo is the new railcannon schizo.
>>541106356hag
>>541106535enemies despawn at 175m if unaggroedit's easy to get kills at many times that range with enough elevation if you just separate from your squadwhich isn't all that nice for the cooperative aspect but I not to blame for that, after all I wasn't the one who shortsightedly decided long range kills shouldn't be integral to the gameplay loop due to the 5 retards that still use consoles in 2025
>aaaaaaaaaahh the galactic war is rigged!!!Is it the same retard posting this shit every week? Or is it a new retard figuring out the most obvious fact in existence every time?
>>541107213>solofag>doesn't even do anything usefull besides gooning through his 10x scope to his teammates playing the gameYou're a weirdo.
>>541106868he's the same guy
>>541107801nta, it's really fun to snipe
>>541107801by the time you have as many gameplay hours as I do you'll agree that cqc is the weakest and most boring aspect of HD2's gameplayenemies are too slow and stupid for it to be engagingeven preds, the supposed fast flanker faction, are merely a bit less stupid and slow than dadbugstherefore it has to be sharpshooting if my dopamine receptors are to receive any amount of happy juice>>541107923the most fun eventhey have to remove serbohol and give us sniper warfare, at least on bots/squids
>>541107898Even funnier if that's true.
>>541108102How long ago was it that enemies stopped being around at long ranges? I remember playing relatively early on in hd2 and playing nothing but the dcs on ice map bots and having a blast
D10 Bots LesathNeed 3steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241662500937/76561198398394630
>>54110824160 day patch (disastrous)
>>541107771>me when i shoot ropes of cum after posting that galactic war complain every week
>Reprimand>Breaker>Variable>Scorcher>Eruptor>Coyote>KnightWhat other weapons are worth grinding out to level 25? I am unsure which one to pick next, ideally one that sees a considerable improvement with all of the weapon attachments unlocked.
>>541107923Big difference in making 80 to 200m shots and splitting off to climb up somewhere and shoot shit at 300m.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241662804870/76561198066017633 d10 oshaune bring your A-Game
>>541108381Liberators get their nice drum mags at lvl24, so those.
>>541108596full
>>541108472maps are somewhere between 600 and 700 in diameteralso maps are too small, they should be bigger and contain more shit to do, including checks for long range weaponry
>>5411082653/4
I hate assault rifles and their slow motion reloads. Swiggers need to increase the speed by 15% or redo the animations, the tenderizer and coyote reloads feel like shit because I said so. You hear that brapinator? I know you read these threads
>brapinatorSomeone called ?
>>541108102When you have played as much as me, you'll realize that shorter range weapons, agrassive rushing and CQB are actually the most fun way to play.
>>5411082652/4 again
>>541109183nah that shit is braindead WoW trash clearing busywork with no nuance or skill expression of any sort
>>541109174you just know she'd want her man (me) to grope her every single day
>>541109183>CQBhow about i CQC your ass nigga
>>541103947D10 Lesth3/4, 1 anon left mid mission
>>541109357Shooting targets that don't move and that don't fight back is the true skill expression experience.
I have a questionwhy are swiggers making enemies tanker and require more limiting load out to increase difficulty instead of adding more objectives per missionlike d7 should have minimum 4 main objectives, d9 - 5 and d10 - 6that would make the game harder but not frustrating
>>541110159so you agree that we need threatening and evasive sniper enemies?
>flamer brigade>finally an excuse to go all inflammable AND d-ickle at the same timeFuck yes, time to shred some devastators
>>541108675Would you say out of the 3 the carbine is the best? I cant think of any time I'd ever use the penetrator again now that the coyote exists.
>>541110367guess again, dss is going to lesath
>>5411082652/4 still, the shipmaster is handing out free tossjob
>>541110415Stock liberator is bots, carbine is bugs and squids.Lib pen is still solid though, i prefer it over the coyote on bots.
>baaaaaaawwww I don't want the game to change>I want to win with the same exact approach>that is run up to enemy and hold M1>over and over, 5000 more missions>nothing can ever get in my way or it's officially shit design, I review bomb uokay but surely you can see how that's incredibly lame, gay, and boring the fuck out of any long term diver whose dome happens to not be a mental illness cocktail.
>>541110354I can't think of a single game where sniper enemies are a fun to fight.
>>541110903Just move on to BF6 and stop sperging out here every day?You'll be back after a week of battlefield slop anyway.
Soooooo i was playing space marine 2 I have already donde everything on max difficulty, is Helldivers wort to buy in 2025?
>>541111215I've mostly ignored the game since Heart of Democracy launched, I just seethe about it and mess around with dps/stat recount modsI haven't even unlocked any stratagem out of the new warbond, not one
I had a long and very vivid Helldivers dream this morning.New automaton suicide bomber enemy. It's a fast fat berserker on wheels that screams in swedish non-stop https://youtu.be/75wzh6cDQFY?t=219 and starts sparking as soon as it sees you and charges straight at you. You can dodge it with a jump pack by jumping over it, like a matador and a bull. But it's pointless because it continuously builds speed the longer it charges for and it has the unbelievable instant 360-degree turn radius of a behemoth charger so if you jump over it it will just turn immediately turn around and hit you even faster.I summarily executed a traitorous dissenter child for smugly speaking to me the most disgusting treasonous words against Democracy and the Helldivers.New terminid GIGAULTRA Alpha Dragonroach Lord enemy. It's a ridiculously FUCKHUEG dragon roach. It looks like a fucking massive 4-winged dragon but reskinned as a terminid dragonroach. It can land on the ground and walk around.^ Ah I just realized exactly where this dragonroach enemy came from, I dreamt about EDF earlier too. The massive dragonroach is a rip-off of the Glaukos kaiju enemy from EDF6, but reskinned like a terminid and with 4-wings.I walked with a citizen lady who nudged my side with her elbow and smiled and said,>"So should I take you to see the Muslim?" (what the fuck did she mean by this?)I replied, "Should I bring my spare Portable Hellbomb in my garage?" and laughed. She didn't laugh.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>5411082653/4 get in here
>>541111430Yes
>>541112069ok
>>541112413and you're going to join OUR lobby right?you're going straight to difficulty 10 with us right?
>>5411082653/4 join
Indeed the game's decline was visible for a long time but its downfall started with megacities. I dare you to contradict me on this. Dogshit addition. Imagine if all that effort for those cardboard cities had gone into actually stabilizing the game and enhancing framerates, netcode, lighting, balancing, releasing 100% functional enemy units, etc etc etc. Stuff we ALL WANT. ZERO exceptions. This studio is proceeding without a plan and we are slowly watching bleed to death something that actually could have joined the true evergreen classics. Fuck Arrowhead and their sycophant army. Especially fuck the sycophants that came to this general. This game is doomed to mediocrity until the day a similar but much less shoddy one kicks it off a cliff straight into the abyss of trash you can only ever play in a Discord group. I will cheer, dance, and play that new game on the day it happens. I am now off to do literally anything else.
>>541106105Nah, bro is cool.He spawned in custom mechs yesterday. He's a fun guy.
>>541108265we dive in 5
>>541112535is HD2 harder than space marine 2?i already did everything in absolute difficulty and can get to the end of stratagems in hard the same day is out
>>541076596The AI sometimes breaks, leading to factions going inert. Currently happens reliably to Lizardmen and Tomb Kings, occasionally others
>>541112834Are you really this mad that sniping is useless in a horde shooter?
>>541112834space marine player count is like 10k and i can find a lobby in less than 20 secs i think this game is fine and the servers of HD 1 are open after 10 years
>>541108851Alexus has a particular hate boner for long ranged combat, so will never happen, unfortunately
I actually really like this game.I wish it was better in every way.
>>541104959>armor that gives immunity to headshotsWear heavy.Heavy cuts the damage you take from headshots massively. I believe being shot in the head in heavy is the same as being shot in the body in medium.
>>541111682>>"So should I take you to see the Muslim?" (what the fuck did she mean by this?)The most recently released edition of Meta is 3rd edition which featured Muhammad The Muslim (the first). Your desire to play Helldivers and go on a conquering jihad extending even i to your dreams makes you a prime target for conversion, hence the entities of your dreamspace directing you towards "The Muslim."Or it's your brain just reskinning Cyberstan-TV memes in your sleep.
>>541113453I hate that there are really only two ways to play.>spawn in explosions>hold M1On top of that glitches, sound bugs, broken additions, frame drops, crashes galore. I get disgusted with myself if I expose myself to low quality things too much. Do you not get annoyed when you have to attempt to stim+explode yourself out of the wall you just clipped into for the 5th time that session? If so how do I achieve your level of brainrot?
>>541113502I remember when this game would hit 20k and we could still fill a lobby in 20 minutes.So 50k is pretty good if you ask me.
if i don't get a lobby in the next 5 minutes im gonna spam the most degenerate, disgusting, low effort leandiver x terminid sloppa in human history
>>541114352
>>541114016>hold m1Besides explosive weapons and the jar, slugger and deadeye (non of which are full auto anyway) most guns suck if you're not getting headshots.
>>541114352sounds like i have a vested interest in not hosting a lobbywe love leandivers (female)
>>541113194you can make the game harder for yourself if you bring dogshit against certain enemies but thats more like equipping yourself with a pocket knife while your opponent has an m16 when you couldve easily brought an MBT. So in otherwords no this game is also piss easy
>>541116143I think the less optimal stuff is just more fun.Landing a sick OPS is way cooler than getting a 380 to blow stuff up and using the HMGe is more fun than having you sentry kill everything.
>>541117376I like my sentries...
>>541114352>he wasn't serious
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241670071370lobby D10
>>5411181763/4Get in Diver
>>541115321my aim is mediocre. I slot in nearly all of my shots and so do basically all the people I play with. among them pubbers and even controller masochists. the aim learning curve of HD2 is clearly not steep lets not pretend otherwise.
>>5411181764/4
>>541118176FVLL
>>541110903>baaaaaaawwww I don't want the game to change>I want to win with the same exact approachSo the Eruptor, Crossbow, and Thermites should be nerfed? Good to know.
>>541118770What do you want to change for that....Missalign the DCS scope again?
>>541119037the need to aim further at moving targets that can shoot back even if it's a hundred or even hundreds of meters
>>541110903or you can just use the meta weapons which coincidentally are the meta for literally every single faction and their subfactions. they are also what war striders, fleshmobs and rupture bugs are designed around, making the non-meta weapons even weaker.
Oh boy, a bot week! Time to ragdoll across the map and crash!
>>541119547>Time to ragdolllol no you'll die the moment a hurtbox touches you in that armor
I need SC... farming lobby doko
>>541119649But it looks cool. So that's why I use it. Mad?
>Another MO to capture """""data""""" for some vague thingI'll pass, thanks.
Orbital Napalm is the most fun orbital
>>541120630low quality ragebait, at least use something that looks good
>level 7 quickplay to get daily done>xbox lobby>incendiary corps
>>541120392We'll finish operation and I can host money printing lobby
>>541079204which story beat gets blurbed at us probably doesn't really matter beside maybe determining what next MOnkey herding direction we're shooed in, but while the surroundings of Menkent are really interconnected and don't offer much opportunity for big gains save an autistic hard push through just Choohe to shit on the Jeet Brigade HQ, pushing through the slightly harder Vernen Wells over Curia while we've got the blob onto Aesir Pass opens up lots of opportunities to create besieged pocket planets in two-for-three deals along the Varylia-Borea lineIn the case of Curia and Barabos it's more like one-for-one because Fenmire pockets Barabos and since we'd be taking Tarsh and Aesir Pass anyways Curia would get pocketed with just Borea after. Then Bekvam pockets Duma, Charon and Varylia pocket Choepessa, a push through Marfark & Matar would first pocket Martale, and then Meissa-Wasat-Vega would pocket X-45 and Wezen. That's what, 12 mostly low 1 or sub 1% resist planets with a couple 2% speedbumps for 6 auto captured freebies? Lesath would got Vog-Sojoth and Blistica would get Yed Prior and then Zzaniah for Zosma, a technically more efficient 1:1 ratio but it's such an impressive sweep waiting in the galactic west that isn't in or as close to Joels' 'fuck you you're not allowed to go here' zone that might trigger him to start spite DMing.In particular it's worth noting Choohe and Penta are 2.50% resistance flanking the 3% meat wall of Chort Bay, and I bet since they're guarding the gates to Cyberstan Joel would just start rigging to stop us completing both any hypothetical Aurora MO and the push to Cyberstan before he can even scratch his ass in the direction of intentionally goading us there, even if somehow enough people lingered or the DSS stuck around to make it remotely possible. Anything that looks like us directly pushing anywhere productive there beside Menkent (and that only during this MO) would probably start ringing alarm bells.
>>541121215
>>541119495ho boy is that some boredom sauce for my boredom pie?
Which planet we going after boys
>>541084913I've been putting more "effort" and experimenting as I've been posting them, but man is it annoying to keep switching the emotes for certain parts in the song and reshooting when I fuck up. I'll keep doin them at my own pace for nows.
>>541119547Sex
>>541121671turing
>>541121764She's futa.
>>541108596ggs
give me an armor that lets me walk fast while full autoing the mg and hmg
>>541121019this is just wrong
>>541121064Aren't dailies literally "kill 100 enemies with x weapon/stratagem"?Why do low level quickplay for those and not just a D10 lobby or low level solo or something?
>>541083298>fat fuck suborbital battleship/space coastal monitor has gigantic radiator vents somehow vulnerable to small arms ground fire>War Striders have four chassis metal-retextured radiator meshes dummied out to not glow and not exist as separate destructible weak points, are just part of the parent hitboxthis is exactly stupid and obtuse enough for swiggers to do
>>541122018light pp
>>541122018peak physique light/medium armour with the experimental booster
>>541122080no, it was extract from 3 automaton missions
>look up hitboxes on war striders>even the hip joints are heavy armorthis is fucking stupid man>doesn't even have an "eye" weakspot
Anyone want a lobby? I just came back home.
>>541122894i want my balls in your mouth
>>541123229I want your balls in my mouth
>>541122894I want anon's balls in your mouth
>>541122894I want to watch anon watching anon put his balls in your mouth
>>541122657not every enemy needs to be defeted by light pen
>>541123729I didn't say that you swedish-worshipping troon
>>541123729scat lover
You guys are so fucking gay I'm going to make you a lobby so you actually play the game and shut the fuck about your nuts.d10 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241673997875/76561198027910192
>>541123839my nuts are quaking dude
>>541123729kys swigger lover
>>541123839
>>541123936yeah yeah sure, and I spilled so much precum in my pants at work they were slimy so fucking whatget inbtw 3/4
>oct 16th>no updateSweden yes!
>>541123839fvll
>>541123801yes you did you are complaining about the lack of weak points now please start bring anti tanks for bots>>541123808>>541123948not a argument bring anti tank
>>541123839>one guy quit3/4 REQUESTING REINFORCEMENTS
bugs or bots either is finesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241674444867/76561198008364447
>>541123839FVLL AGAIN. WE DIVE
>>541124569Your strawman is retarded but on the 2% chance this isn't shitty bait, nobody said anything about wanting to delete it with light pen. By your own post's admission you're acknowledging it lacks a weak point. Why is this a good thing when literally every other bot enemy has some sort of softer area accessible by flanking or dangerous positioning? Even Factory Striders, as unreasonable as it is to shoot into the belly with most primaries, has medium armor there. Explain why the War Strider shouldn't have some sort of AP3 weak spot anywhere. If you say "realism" you're a faggot btw.
>>541124569>Doesn't decline being a troon>Doesn't decline being a swede-worshipper>Instead chooses to assert I ever said anything about light penMentally unwell transvestiteWar Striders should have a med pen spot, like on their back or in the joints
does this mean i've watched 200 hours of mission results
>>541125363beacuse it's a anti tank check if you don't bring anti tank support weapons you shouldn't be able to kill a warstrider>>541125616>brings tannies out of nowhere>brings sweden out of nowhere>projects his mental illness on otherswar striders are a anti tank check
>>541125816if you are comparing it to your steam time its how long the process was running.>afk on ship>loading screens>process failed to close and you didnt know for hoursetc etc
>>541125923>weapon is named anti tank>don't need it to kill a literal tank
>>541125923Retard.Anti tank kills everything in one shot. So if you introduce an enemy that can only be killed with anti-tank, why bring any weapon that isn't anti tank?
>>541108104Apus, get down from deah!
You morons are either responding to a shill, a retard, or an unholy mix of both. It's literally no use wasting your time arguing, and you should do something else.
>>541125923You never answered why it was a good thing that it has no AP3 weakspot. You can say "it's an Anti-tank check" all you want, but that doesn't change the fact it's completely antithesis to the entire bot faction's design philosophy. Again, bringing up Factory Striders, even those have an AP3 weak spot despite the fact the overwhelming majority of people are going to be killing them with AT anyway.Explain why the War Strider being an AT check with no AP3 weakspots is fine the way it is when it share the spawn pool with hulks which have the same armor but with an AP4 weak spot on its eye and AP1 on its back. If you cannot even articulate something as simple as explaining why this is good design while looking at the bots holistically instead of as an individual unit in a vacuum, you are beyond retarded and there's no room to discuss this further.
>botroony MO
>>541126396Because non-tanks outnumber tanks by an order of magnitude, so you don't have enough anti-tank ammo to splatter every scavenger that comes your way.
>>541125923Why do I need anti tank for some faggots walker which realistically couldn't fucking move if it was that heavily armored, while I can kill actual fucking tanks without it?
Mildly FUNNY money printing lobby: The SecondHop in >>541120392steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241676045411/76561198205883657
>Dude war striders a->BRING ANTI TANK ANTI TANK ANTI TANK ANTI TANK BRING IT NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
>>541122657now look at the wiki renders all having copper colored radiators on the front hips, ass, turret top, even the fusion gun rear & sides and get even madder that they designed them properly and then Alexus made them fuck it all up. Also a render floating around in which the crotchplate is separate from the crotch itself, suggesting more destructibility like the leg greaves.
guys why is turing being captured at 25%/h?
g2 come back it was a joke
>>541127245FVLL
>>541126761by that logic factory striders should have ap3 weak spots too they don't have it shoud factory striders be nerfed too
>>541127689my brother in christ I was kicked thoo
>>541127659Yeah I noticed that. I'm new and starting shooting what looked like radiators (because I learned to do that by shooting the hulks i think they're called) and I also learned I can shoot tanks in the rocket pods. But the war striders are like, some dev's favorite and he gets mad when they lose or something? does he take it personally when players defeat his favorite??
saar pls do the needful and be equip the Anti Tank weapon thank you sir
>>541127659>Say that it would've been cool for War Striders to have ablative armor on the front like Factory Striders in exchange for actual lower pen weakpoints>Turns out that's just what they were supposed to be like before swedes fucked it all upActually pitiful.
>>541127762I never planned on not letting you back in, does game autoblock people from reconnecting to lobby or what? I'm sorry either way.
>anti tank checks are LE BAD>arrowhead releases a faction with no anti tank check>redditors hate itReally makes you think.
>>541127714>by that logic factory striders should have ap3 weak spots too>they don't have itImagine talking about game balance when you don't even play the fucking game.
>>541127936>does game autoblock people from reconnecting to lobby or what?yes, you killed anon
>>541126787Its okay, bugchaser. We know you have difficulty with object permanence.
Big chungus
big balls in your mouth
>>541127806>war striders are like, some dev's favorite and he gets mad when they lose or somethingNah. They were outsourced to some pajeet studio. Fixing the hit boxes to have proper weakspots would just be too much work for a Sw*de. The pajeet who mad the warstriders is probably the same pajeet defending them ITT
>>541123936Your little nuts r gonna b quakin
>>541128104leviathan
>>541128308>We can't make something good because that would be more workI'm starting to notice a trend with the swedish. They said this about halo warbond and are doing this with war striders.Literally why do they refuse to do their job? It's what we bought their game for??
>>541128104Because they require support weapons and DPS checks. Bots used to be aim at weak points and bring whatever you want. War striders did indeed fuck that.
>>541128104>arrowhead releases a faction with no anti tank check>adds the most anti tank check unit in the entire fucking game to that faction>everyone hates itIt really does make you think, doesn't it?
>>541128104>t. bugchaser
>>541091021blk boy clitty? They’re blushing cause they see a White man in the distant so BWC
My penis smells
>>541128575Asking someone to do their job in Sweden is a crime.
>>541127675rigging
>>541128479>>541128687>OP modifier that can be completely ignored and avoidedlmao
>>541125923>anti tank check if you don't bring anti tank support weapons you shouldn't be able to kill a warstriderOkay. Now explain how that's a good thing to be in the game when every other heavy enemy has some sort of weakspot for non AT weapons to take advantage of?
>>541129095You were proven wrong, boy.
>>541123729>>541124569>>541125923You don't play the game.
>>541127806we don't strictly know but if it wasn't contractor incompetence it was probably the work of a certain ukroserbian Hello Neighbor 2 sabotaging retard engaged in spiteful redesign because internal playtesting showed it was not LE HARDCORE ENOUGH (according to him) which he used as an excuse to ruin everything>>541127895yeah here it is, it's not on the good .gg wiki but the shittier Fandom wiki. The crotch and upper legs are silver unlike the black armor steel crotch and red armor steel rear hip covers. You can also just see the ex-radiator on the top-back of his head. Implicitly, you would have to destroy more than two radiators to make it bleed out fast like a Hulk, and since you can only access two at a time from the direct front or rear without going through armor, that might necessitate cracking one of those ablative plates or hitting other weak points for efficiency. The top radiator being flanked by giant pods of explosive grenades (which do 0% TO MAIN when struck or destroyed, an obvious knee-jerk change) and the cannons on its sides having their own radiators suggests that defanging them would've been harmful or deadly like Rocket & Heavy Devastators or Rocket Striders. It was probably too fun and too natural to swiftly chew them up in detail with medpen to the radiators and heavypen to the guns, so it had to change or be mistakenly unimplemented.>>541128308>>541128575the fact there are raw renders with different coloration than ingame that is obviously more correct tells us that the swiggers likely did all the modeling & texturing work, but then shoved actual coding & gameplay implementation off on contracting jeets or SEAniggers who proceeded to intentionally fuck it all up in hopes of being paid to fix what they intentionally didn't follow directions on, and swedes were both too cheap to make them do right and too lazy to fix it themselves yet.
>>541091781Total BWC victory. Blk boys on suicide watch.
>>541129249Even pre nerf-Leviathans could be easily avoided. Try harder, Abdullah.
>>541128308>some dev's favorite and he gets mad when they lose or somethingabsolutely fucking this>sven, players find the squids boring and too easy>o-oh yeah? i'll add an enemy that shoots them from the sky and it one shots them also it spawns immediately after being killed>and uhhh a zombie with miniboss health
>>541127245Can I get a list of all the brownoids in this lobby so I can put you on my block list?
>incel devs one shot me through medium fire armorwho the fuck balanced this?
>>541129753Leviathans would shoot you through solid skyscrapers. You don't play the game.
>>541130029Just post your steam id bro. Then you won't have to play with them ever again.
>>541129753>pls redeem the AT or you are the Pakistani mudslime saarLole
>>541130029met. brownest anon
LobbyDoko
>moortugal slippers projectively arabjacketing againthis behavior is also not beating the Sephardic allegations to boot, Helldivers
>>541130298Cope harder, nigger.
>>541130540>>moortugal slippers projectively arabjacketing againwtf does this even mean?
>>541079940>they boiled the frog a bit too fast with the latest slopbond.yes.but also, it's amazing how warp pack got released the way it is.
>>541131102I think "moortugal" is obviously some kind of combination of "Moors" and "Portugal," the connotations there also being most likely in relation to the Moorish conquests of the Iberian Peninsula ages ago. How this relates to slippers is beyond me. "Arabjacketing" I've got no fucking clue about.
I want to be an arrowhead dev. How do you like my idea for Automatons, I think it'd be super fun to fight:>The Super Berserker>Spawns in Berserker numbers even on diff1>Has roughly same hp as Bile Titans>Has multiple heads but they arent lethal>Has "Berserk charge" that ragdolls you and breaks all stuns including EMS, 0 cooldown>Its arms can be shot off but that only stops his harmless bitchslap attack, he can still charge just fine>Legs cant be broken and take reduced damage Yes I was joking, I described flesh mob to show how retarded they are as an enemy
>>541131425he's bitching about people farming scregards, empath
>>541131102our resident worst poster with a declared eternal blood vendetta against the thread, Gucci Slippers, is a chimpishly hairy vampirically pasty yet internally brown North African Jew with Portuguese residency daring to call anyone else Middle Eastern or brown while aggressively claiming ((("whiteness"))) as convenient, Helldivers btw
>>541127714They do
>>541131425There's this Portuguese guy called Gucci Slippers. He has an insanely tight ass that only Nirah has successfully tapped.
>>541128104>faction that can be beaten with ap3, or ap4 if you're desperate>lets force ap4 bare minimum, but realistically ap5
>>541131425There's this Portuguese guy called Gucci Slippers. He has an insanely tight ass that only Nirah has successfully tapped with her small delicate feminine penis.
>>541127714but... the belly bay doors and the entire broken circuits torso layer after the armor breaks -IS- AP3...
>>541131590He's actually bitching about the AH shill bitching about people farming sc, so you got that completely backwards.
Do this man fags actually cre about some brownie or is it just one obsessed samefag?
>>541129541If they wanted war striders to be super tough and imposing they could have made any of these spot medium pen (not all, but hear me out). I think shooting the cable tubes could cause a bleed out or make it explode in flames, damaging nearby bots.
>>541130521steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241670071370lobby koko
>>541132182Give war striders their weakpoints but make tanks the hard AT check.Thoughts?
>>541132083I see how you would think that.
>>541048097Dagger is still a good sleeper pick on Illuminate.
>>541132328 (Me)full already
>>541132182just make it so you can shoot off the guns with ap3, so then you have an answer to it like factory striders.
>>541132363That makes sense to me, yeah. They're tanks on treads after all. They turn slowly and don't niggerishly flood you with grenades so they're not annoying either. It feels like war strider was designed for a different game that doesn't have multiple hitboxes. They just made it a giant square that you have to use a bomb on. Whoopdiedoo.
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>Take heavy armor>move so sluggishly it's hard to reposition>still die quicklyhm
>unzip my ultimatum>aim up at a factory strider>shoot>it explodes instantly blowing me uppremature ultimajulation
>>541132363Tanks could use extra armor on their front, but their real problem is their shitty Ai that has them run you the fuck down instead of keeping their distance and fucking you up from range. This would make it so their slow turning radius wouldn't be as much of a problem for them due to math, and it would be borderline impossible to flank them without a teammate present, which works for what is supposed to be a heavier siege enemy.
>he filtered billions
>>541127714>retarded bufftranny does not, in fact, play the gameRaise the difficulty
>>541132182fucking up the ammo/coolant/whatever cabling or copper tone radiators of the guns should in no way cause the entire strider to drop like a lil rocket strider or bleed out the same as it shouldn't fully bleed out from the main radiators without your destroying two or really at minimum three, but it would be cool if it disabled or bled out the guns themselves with the bleed getting worse if they fire while their cooling is fucked. Blowing up optics or vision slits should obviously do something to their targeting behavior or be fatal.>>541132363tanks getting a track and covered rear hull radiator buff to AP4 while the naked turret radiator remains AP3 but initiates a bleedout instead of instant death would be sensible without making them too painful to deal with, I often feel they're not super threatening compared to the other bot heavies unless you are in the worst positioning possible where you somehow simultaneously just can't track them, flank them, drop a red on them or avoid pinning from their fire. Doesn't really happen.
>>541133109But... that's a nerftranny...
>>541132182>Chest ventDo enough damage and the whole chest panel explodes off, revealing a vulnerable AP1 interior. Can also be done anywhere on the chest with heavier AT.>TubesCauses the guns to overheat and explode after a delay, decreasing each time the Strider fires. Explosion doesn't kill, but does deal damage, stagger, and slow DoT>FeetDestroying feet and ankles honestly shouldn't instantly kill a Strider, and should just slow them down by a massive amount. Basically turning them into a stationary turret that can only look forward as it balances on one leg.Same thing should be done for Factory Striders imo.>>541133193The red dot on the chest should just be gotten rid of or changed to a dull white, and the head visor shouldn't be lethal, but definitely should blind the Strider if destroyed, causing it to spaz out and start firing wildly at the last position it saw enemies before being blinded.
>>541134368I like the idea of the chest optic being sturdier but more lethal due to being in front of the torso interior and in much the same placement as the Factory Strider fatal optic spot, while the top optic is far easier to destroy but less lethal and induces that kind of berserking AI state
Are there nude mods? Asking for a friend
>>541135010
>>541131628>>541131851>>541131979>>541132121Reminder that your entire discord of brown neets spent hours looking through my socials and the best "own" you could find was "you were in a Foxhole clan 3 years ago" LMAO
>>541135174Is that a bad thing? Foxhole is greatWhich faction?
>>541135174but it also revealed you were a shazamnigger with previous shazamnigger names and avatars and were having massive chimpouts over low rung pseudo culture warfare about some nonsense in Persona with a long standing reputation for being a criminally deranged retard in the Idolmaster general and were simultaneously the flutenigger, the jeetposter, the bugcuck bestiality man, the non-robutt AIslop spammer and then you started dropping actual hardcore CP in reprisal for the discovery of this information?????
>>541135662>>541135662>>541135662>>541135662
>>541135573lmao what a pathetic cunt
>>541135573omg what a based chad
>>541134982>I like the idea of the chest optic being sturdier but more lethal due to being in front of the torso interior and in much the same placement as the Factory Strider fatal optic spotWar Strider bodies just being a refurbished Factory Strider head, ablative armor and all, would've genuinely been a funny design choice.
why does every vg thread devolve into sad motherfuckers attacking each other over imagined dramaFUCKINGHELLDIVE
>>541135010yes
>>541131542That's funny
who tf is in the swamps of tash
Holy shit warstrider seeds are awful if you don't have two AT guys
