Previous thread: >>541047884>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to spread Democracyâ„¢. Players wage war on contested planets and their patience, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit and their colleagues. With Joel's blessing, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player is based if they combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberateâ„¢ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
>>541135662Why is he like this and why won't INTERPOL doorkick him to death already >>541135573
Where justice
Where sc printing lobby doko
>>541135927>gucci shitter still chimping out months laterBro is big mad
>>541135573>You're a jeet>You're African>You're Portuguese>You're an AI slopper>You're nertranny>You're into bestiality>You're a CP poster>You play idolmaster>You're a flutenigger (???)Any other trooncord cope I missed? Your eternal brownoid seething because of a couple of TKs will never stop being funny.
>>541137001don't forget the drawtranny seething when called out
>>541136721he pulled out the MUH FOXHOLE CLAN YOU DIN FOUND NUFFIN seethe and got shut down with all the parts that he cut out, expect a category 10 chimpout soon
The eruptor is a really fucking fun gun!! I think I found my new main gun for bots. Probably really bad against bugs and squids though
>>541137365It's really good for bugs and squids too as long as you know how to keep your distance.
this is still the only game that makes my computer sound like a jet engine
>>541137571But against those factions you need something for the horde and it's handy to have something to mow down a pack that's in your face in a pinch
>>541137618I'm going to kill myself I meant to insert lib carbine in my post>>541137632can always use bushwacker or crisper
>>541137618Why does the game look like SHIT
>>541137632>it's handy to have something to mow down a pack that's in your face in a pinch>The humble secondary weaponYou still aren't wrong or anything, but it's more doable than you think.
did gucci just casually accept and verify the accusation of posting CP by posting the list of accusations along with that image of gleeful acception of epithets, along with all of the other more confirmed facts, but specifically sidestep confirming or denying or farcically leaning into the charges of being a shazamnigger and Jewish? did he really?
>>541137597Sorry, sar, thats the crypto min- er, I mean our anti-cheat scanning your hardware :)
you can call it skill issue or whatever but Jesus Christ, I am wearing heavy armor
>>541138097merely suggesting that he can unequip the ultimatum is blasphemy
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241682154456/76561197995866779D10, bots or squids, leaning towards squidspissdiving lobby as well. i'll be using the sickle because that qualifies as carbonated piss. if you use the double-edged sickle then it is spicy piss but syphipiss is also acceptable.
>>541137365Try running it with the warp pack/talon/gas nades. The Eruptor isn't amazing when getting swarmed by bugs but with that setup you can usually keep them off of you if you manage to hit their heads with the talon
>>541135948>BEHOLD
>>541138405It doesn't matter if you're wearing heavy armor, or flame resistant armor.If a conflag dev wants you dead, you're dead.
>>541138460I still think it would be cooler if the sickles fired a bunch of brief full beams instead of laser bullets.
>>541138405Incel corps really is on another level compared to normal bots, though they still fall short of Launch Automatons.
>>541138460is the laser turret worth using if there are 4 people deploying them, or does it still just overheat and die?
>>541138742I agree. I envision that each time I shoot itpissdiving gave me an appreciation for the dagger, too. you can jog away from voteless and beam them down, it's good fun
>>541138601cute
>warp pack>thermite>arc throwerFUCK BOTS
>>541138601It's beautiful...
>>541138601Kinda I guess
No thoughts. Just just Justice. Justice soon.
>>541138460okay fine, regular lobby>>541138837it's fun, and it's absolutely worth using to beam more piss upon the masses
>Bot Divers are throwing the MO alreadyWhy are they so retarded?
>>541139103We love the red colored crayons.
>>541138227>shazamniggerShazam is a 10 year old meme, retard. >confirmed factsConfirmed where? In your loony troony dreams?The fact that you can't even get my country of origin right seems to indicate that you're a coping, eternally seething brownoid with nothing to show for it.
>>541139103botshitters are bad at the game, do you expect anything more from a bunch of low IQ troglodytes who thinks shooting at a slow moving targets with glowing weakspots to be "high skill celling".
>>541139065They fly now?
>>5411384603/4
I miss the old firing sound for the HMG.
>>541139367How are you always assblasted?
>>541138460link broken.
>>541139593
>>541138405in the game under the hood every one of your limbs and head were probably separately damaged by taking all that buckshot directly and you just died even though your overall health might have been high enough to tank that blast if that makes sense
>>541139081shut the FUCK up
>>541138460FVLL
anons he explicitly didn't deny posting CP, again after implicitly admitting that he didanons the age of consent in Portugal is 13 and the surface google results look like they basically haven't had any laws against possession of CSAM with even theoretical teeth before the early 2020s with a penalty of only 1-5 years prison, he wouldn't even need a VPN if nobody is bothering reporting him to his shithole police he's literally just router resetting because they haven't rangebanned him yet anons ANONS
>>541140489I'd believe it.
>>541139857>posts 0 proof"Took another L" award for the discord gang.
Alright gang answer me this; I’m playing on a controller and I want to use the Constitution but I don’t want to use right stick click to spam melee. So what would happen, functionally in the game if I set both reload AND melee to 1-tapping square? Would that work or would that fuck something up?
>>541140712stop using controller
New player here (coming from SM2) why the fuck this game looks so shimmery
>>541140712The mouse and keyboard is right there.
Did You Know?Among the Korean Helldivers 2 playerbase, Factory Striders are nicknamed as "single mothers", because they shit out whole families of kids (devastators x4) constantly.
>>541141027Have you seen them use the term "chicken coop?"
>>541137984>>541140976Swedes broke anti-aliasing somehow. And no, they will never fix it. I've turned it off and embraced the crispness of the jaggies.
>>541140976whatever upscaling method they use is total dogshit and you should just leave it on native
>>541141027sweet liberty MY DIIIIIICK
>>541141027Built for taking Big Democratic Dick (after the relevant paperwork has been filed).
>>541137984>>541140976This is a good point, >>541141269 turn off anti-aliasing and remember to set render scale to Native or the game will look blurry and smudgey.
>>541138405>fight at half health>dieCompliant dismissed. Come back when you're a little... mmmm... better.
>>541141885>half health
>>541137618Against squids it's S tier tho. Just gotta bring MG sentry and/or laser dog, but it can 3-shot ships (2 for the shield, 1 in the door, although any other method of breaking shield and 1 in the door is ideal), 4ish shot fleshmobs, and staggerfuck harvesters and eventually kill in about a mag. Overseers of all varieties it's usually a 2 shot but occasionally 1 or unlucky 3. Against distant voteless you can get 8+ kills easily with each shot. Only the Stingray is actually not easily handled with the eruptor, and Leviathans obvs. Take MMG or LC to deal with stingrays, harvesters, and shields more efficiently, or stalwart and ignore those units. The whole SE invasion arc I was getting top kills and mauling those ship blitz missions with loadouts like that.
>>541141961>he doesn't know the health bar is assymetrical and the further left it is the smaller amount of health it represents
>>541139103Yeah, Im sure it has nothing to do with the fact that bots literally keep crashing everyones game>>541139497>says the bugchaser who thinks the all melee faction that slowly walks at you is hard
>>541141027yes I was aware of it for a long time
>>541140489The fact that you brown retards think I'm from Portugal because some random guy in one of my youtube videos was from Portugal is fucking hilarious. Do you think 82DK is a Portuguese clan or something lmao.
>Capture 2 high resist planets MO is actually capture 4 high resist planets because Joel is a quantum faggot and doesnt even look at the Galactic MapCool
>>541140976it used to look better even on medium, shame you missed it, AH broke it like they break everything
Theres a 99% chance Arrowhead is just using AI to run the galactic war. It would explain why the MOs are never obvious about what theyre about and why the last few planets have been random.
>>541142843your post is ai
what if joel just adds a single mission with a extremely small chance to finish the MO?
>>541142531Nigger it's take one of the two planets, not both. Read the missive before posting.
>>541142531It's "capture one or the other", illiterate. Menkent is a low resist + high resist, at most you would be fighting for 3 high resist planets if you took the (re)Tarsh route.
I never bothered with brap builds but I assume it's very underwhelming, right?
>>541143728Grenades, dog, and orbital are good. Taking a flamethrower to capitalize on the gas effect is also nice.
>>541139103Nigga it keeps crashing
>>541143880>>541142140>Bot niggers are so poor their computers cant even play the game without crashing
>>541143728Fartdog is actually surprisingly effective, atleast on bugs. So is the Orbital one.
>>541141027>>541142172the ass was fat
a lvl 50 and a lvl 71 just carry me on a lvl 10 mission, is this game so easy?
>>541144018woop woop
>>541143931>the chip on bugchasers shoulder is so deep they resort to unironically defending arrowheadyikes
>>541144106HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>541144292huehuehue is for Brazilians, not for spanish speakers
>>541144427no difference
>>541144264Just another day in the life of Gucci Slippers. And remember anon, he does it for free.
>>541144513well honhon the question was, is this game that easy?
>>541144018Look out
>>541144794>schizos out on a random poster againRent free. Maybe you shouldn't play internet detective when you have the intelligence level of an average street shitter. Just food for thought.
>>541145071yeah
>>541144794>bugchaser has no rebuttal so he starts swinging at the boogeyman in his head>againWe need to reopen asylums.
>>541142406>who tf is in the swamps of tashseemingly everyone with a straight shot to a fast DSS assisted early city capture boosted completion a while ago, until as I look there very suddenly was an hours old redditnigger Borat meme post right around the time Tarsh's assraping began in earnest as far as Helldivers Deployed goes- which with mediocre initial and weak sustained post engagement just eyeballing it still shot to the top- directing them to split and go to Menkent with the effort expended between both being juuust enough to not really make any timely progress and the lower resistance planet with more people having way less raw player liberation value and ten times less net liberation value too. see, I'm not saying that Joel is rigging it and whispered in the ear of some LE TOP 1% CONTRIBUTOR ledditor/used an Arrowhead plant account to misdirect the swarm to make his under the table progress knob adjustment more plausibly deniable, I'm just saying that's exactly what happened and he's absolutely fucking seething about players in the last MOs almost completely refusing to throw for SOs when push comes to shove and instead just blitzing the objectives straight before starting cleanup ops on things he doesn't want us tothe reason that he probably panicked and resisted the apparent movement for Aesir Pass is that The Nucleus intel will just be a loredump for extreme future content while Vessel 00 is relevant or even prerequisite to more immediately releasing content, so after presenting us with a fake binary either-or choice where we picked the "wrong" one while also eating a roadblock planet alive he rerailed us back to the "right" one
>>541145235>>541145384oof you really going to schizospam on cooldown again?
>>541145525Stop noticing or (((he'll))) post child porn and quick reset his router again
>gucci is fluteythis is the most retarded thing I've read here so far
>>541145525oof you really doubling down on being a schizo?again?
Helpful hint: Attention whores often pretend to be their own haters to stir up drama and make criticism of them seem inane. Any post crying about some faggot is likely the very same faggot themselves.
orbital napalm barrage son or eagle clusterstrike daughter
hello, i'd like a half life crossover with the armor being a mock hev suit that you can find little plates or packs for that do something; i don't care what the fuck it does but it has to do something.
>>541142383>he was in 82DKI didn't pay attention to this drama before, even when it was brought up you were in a Foxhole clan, but holy shit kill yourself you stupid fucking niggerfaggot. You retards single-handedly managed to ruin not only Wardens but the game as a whole. The people who found out about this probably didn't realize how big of a black mark on your record it truly is.
>>541146087what the FUCK is wardens foxhole 82dk
>>541145872>no John, you are the Guccisno... NO!>>541146087tell me more, were they supply monopolizing retards? cheaters? report abusers? LARP enforcers?
>>541146087thisfinal fantasy tier trannies
>>541146075What is this? A resonance cascade for ants?!
>nerftranny is also a foxhole clantrannyit's all beginning to make sense now
>>541146237Yes.
>>541146593you're a couple months behind on the uptake but that's okay, his ultra chimpout is of a similar vintage>>541146689>Yes.oh jesus. elaborate more.
>>541146087Show me on the doll where the big bad clan man hurt you, solotranny.
>>541138460GGs
>Increase sharpening to 1>Turn off anti-aliasing>Turn render to Native>Game instantly looks betterWow. Holy fuck kill every swede
>>541146953You are non-essential personnel in this general, fuck off.
>>541147257your pants are non-standardyour cape?
>>541146075>Reactive plates that reduce oncoming damage but drains from a secondary armor barCan only be recharged with resupply boxes or E-710 >Gets REALLY warm if not able to cool down and dissipate heat
do I dive on Tarsh or Lesath
>>541141027who cares what gook monkeys have to say or think?
>>541147364Sir, the diver chooses to remove the cape because my butt looks good
>>541138460good games anons
>>541147451Sechel Beach
>>541147502
>>541147257way to jaggy, sharpening is best at 0.70 in my experience
>>541145235I wonder why every time someone points out the posting style of a known thread lolcow (Blood&Soil, Gucci Slippers) or obvious samefaggotry it's always the exact same picture that's used to call them schizo.I never had such a visceral Doakes momenet in my life before.
>>541148042I've noticed that as well.Curious.
>>541148042>why is this image that was made for this specific situation used in this specific situation.It truly is a mystery, Ackmed.
>>541148042>>541148146actual schizo moment
>>541148042STOP NOOTICING NOWHIS FINGERS ARE HOVERING OVER THE CP SPAM BUTTON, HIS TEETH ARE CLENCHING ON THE JUICE REWARD MECHANISM, STOP IT
Mmm. Well ain't that the darndest thing.
Am I just blind or are the nursery nuke objectives missing 25% of the time?
>>541148572nah they're fucked
>>541147274Well played. I'll be back later.
>>541148042He needs his funny reddit images to own the chuds
>bugchasers iit having a psychotic episode again>again
All of this gucci sipper talk is giving major discord vibes. Nice to see that /hdg/ is trans-friendly now
>>541148042It has been going on for quite a while but I always assumed it was multiple people in on the joke.There's no way it's actually one guy the whole time.
bringing up some faggot completely unprompted and seething immeasurably out of nowhere is schizo behaviour no matter how much of a twat said faggot is
>>541149137Hey, he was the one that started namedropping people itt when he was having on of his iconic spergouts.
guys, Cyberstan is that way, not in that fire swamp
>>541149403it's usually one dedicated schizo, with some copycats that fade out over time as they get bored
owie
>>541150086you the guy who asked for naked mods last thread?
>>541149714I bet his hands are so small and brown
>>541150329No I don't like naked modsI only like mods that have a nice butt and maybe a little booba but still entirely clothed
>>541150432Good taste.
>>541143728Best status in the game hands down. You can use it to kill light chaff if you're running anti heavy and medium chaff builds. Compliments a lot of fun dakka dakka builds.
>>541048429The seething this post caused
>>541151821not gonna watch itjust not gonna
lobby doko
schizo post, go!>E-711 from the gloom is basically terminid honey and also dark fluid that squids use>Gloom is just one big bomb/blackhole waiting to burst, starting from the high density portions.
>>541150432Based. I hate the Bikini armor
>>541147257Config settings or in-game?
>>541152596Would you eat terminid honey? I would.
>>541152441When you solve the puzzle/76561199179723455steam://joinlobby/109775241691501684/553850
>>541152596>GREETINGS HELLDIVERS>IN ORDER TO DISPERSE THE GLOOM IN A WIDE RADIUS, THE SUPER EARTH MINISTRY OF SCIENCE HAS DETERMINED THAT WE WILL USE OSHAUNE AS A REALLY FUCKING BIG BOMB>NOW GO DO LOTS OF RESKINNED NURSERY NUKE-DARK FLUID HYBRID MISSIONS TO START THE BIG CATALYTIC BOOM PROCESS THAT CAN ONLY GO RIGHTand then every planet within one jump or even the non-jump route bordering planets all get turned into fire tornado shitholes from their atmospheres being chemically tainted and set on super fire while enough resistance% is physically blasted off said planets that we can actually advance, while Super Earth next tries to figure out how to terraform hive planets and not do that ever again
>>5411534502/4
>>541153450>>5411534503/43/43/4
i wouldve joined awhile ago but i cant be arsed to play link tetris
>>541153450I don't know how, but helldivers crashed and took my steam with itSurely this bodes well
>13 days left till the game is saved>possible warbond reveal on the same day
>>541154619>Implying that they haven't delayed their warbond making to cope with having to fix their game
>>541154619>Patch day comes>Fixes a ton of stuff>Warbond comes out next day>Somehow manages to undo all of the fixes and adds more game breaking bugsPlease look forward to it
>>541154734N-nothing ever h-happens.....
>>5411534503/4 have solved the riddle.You could be next.
should I spend a lot of dolaros on a new pc just to play the game reliably?
>>541155056Yes, I actually upgraded my PC just for helldivers 2. It been running super smooth and barely any crashes, money well spent
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/8679?tab=descriptionUm...wtf bros which one of you did this
>>541155337>oystersauce as creatorand other tall tales
>>541153450The puzzle is complete!
>>541154619>October-ish>-ishSo December at the earliest, right?
>>541155337nexustrannies and the mod 'cord are NOT going to like this
What kind of fucking retard STILL farming SC nowadays when you can just spawn them in?
>>541155218Helldivers 2 was the game I finally decided to upgrade too. Runs great besides the audio, and the crashes. Wait a minute...
>>541155687I don't speak chinese so I don't know how to do that.
>>541155752
>>541155337It's overGood times are endingThe Discord is now aware
>>541155995nigga just go to Havoc and get the cheat, you can disable the SC pickup limit and shit out 1000 SC per 5 minutes
>>541156050It does run better, and the audio problems aren't due to my rig, at least. But I keep crashing on specific mission types and I can't figure out why.
>>541155995very sneaky stuff... some sort of.... unknowncheat
>>541143931>9800X3D>9070 XT>game still randomly crashesIt's a swigger issue, not a hardware issue
>terminds only kept around after a certain point for logistics: biofuel>probably not even spacefaring and spreading from negligence/civilian evac shuttles>termicide made to control the spread and deployed to barrier worlds>meridian bugs adapt and evolve>their new genetic makeup creates dark fluid/E-711>collapse the planet into a singularity to stop them>evolved bugs start spreading, spraying termicide/gloom everywhere that creates more gloombugs>E-710 emissions also create gloom
all that for nothing aye buggers, lmao.
Need 3D10 Lesathsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241692961021/76561198398394630
>>541156890this, I'm running on subpar hardware for this game and I haven't been crashing as much as the anons here do, swedeniggas just can't into optimizing for their life.
>>541156890>9070xtAnons itt will still call you poor because you're not running the 5090 house annihilator
>>5411575792/4
>>541157927>Not running the 5870 Anus ProlapserBroke ass bitch
>>541157579full
Im new how do i get warbonds?
i am looking forward to the weapon balance patch more than the bug fixes
>>541158658R
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241695245576/76561198039845988D10Bots or bugs
>>541158658Look around the map for containers and bunkers to open, OR spend real money to unlock them, OR hack them in with cheats.
>>5411587462/4
>>541156821The replies are saying w/e it is was patched out
>>541158746full?
>>541158993there is a "detected" and "not detected" section, if you cant read then you are on your own
>>541157927I actually considered one just to say fuck it, but I stopped myself because it's a fucking retarded purchase for my usecase, which is just playing medioce modern vidya and pirated h-games from a decade ago. Went with AMD instead because I'm on loonix
>>541158746Probably already filled by now but internet died. Banished to the surstromming dimension. Sorry lads
D10 Botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241695532966/76561198050013591
>>541159802>pirated h-games With a 5090 you could generate h of your own.
>>541160092But that lacks the SOVL of shitty 2010s h scenes with bad voice acting
>>5411599392/4
>>541160168You could generate bad voice acting of your own too.
>>541160267You've convinced me to spend $3000+ on subpar wank material with complimentary house fire, thank you anon
>>5411599393/4
>ctrl+f>"(You)">0 results?
>>541160364np always glad to educate AMD poorfags on the superiority of Team Green
>>541160364Subpar? There's nothing supbar about AI slop. I've seen Derek Chauvin save George Droyd from a speeding train conducted by the burger king crown guy. AI slop is straight from the bowels of hell.
>>541160267>>541160364https://files.catbox.moe/9ezabt.mp3 could AI make THIS?
>>541160909yes, actually
>bugchaser posting his degenerate fetish again>again?yes...... the bugchaser is posting his generate fetish.... again
>>541160909Kino.
it's probably best to block any xbox players encountered on super helldive
walks into porno theater with bugs following me inside
>>541161262this wasnt the based comment you thought it was
>>541160364https://litter.catbox.moe/8qauk9egwvh89hz0.webmPull out that credit card bro
>>541161484Nice. I'm so glad the economy of the Western world depends on this.
>>541160745It can be funny like what you described sure, but I've yet so see any sloppa that actually looks good enough to wank to. I'd rather just go read a doujin instead.
>>541161484I thought the hat said ATF and I got really fucking confused.
Not sure if I can trust Sweden with the nuance required to make a rebel human faction in the current political climate.
>>541161997ATF got desperate for action after they were told to stop shooting pregnant women and dogs
>>541161262This might be the based comment you thought it was What kind of bugs?
>>541153450ggs
>>541162203Soon we will be able to stack all four
>>541155337>paypig seethe in the comments oiamlaffin
>>541155337Are people really seething over a sample tracker? Who the fuck cares?
>>541155337Cool but I'm gonna keep using my funny Doro samples
>>541163115I thought it was the SC arrow mod in which case I could understand shills getting uppity and some people getting mad that retards are bringing it to the public eye, but for samples? Literally who fucking cares
there's nothing wrong with "gear checks"if the game has to be balanced around every ill conceived loadout under the sun it'll be too easy
>>541162203https://files.catbox.moe/r92tyl.mp4I was rejected
>>541163380thats what subfactions are for but even those get bitched about
>>541163368read it again
>>541163380How are you this bored
Does the solo silo cooldown start when you drop it? Or after it's fired? It looks fun but I dunno if it's worth 1000 supercredits.
>>541155337Idc, already have like 9k SC
>>541163542cooldown starts when the pod impacts
>>541163542It's 500KG with extra step, longer cooldown, and virtually infinite range, can destroy fact strider in one shot too.
>>541163482good question that you shuold ask the cuck that whinged about warstrider armor values for another 100 posts last thread
>>541163384am I missing something? this is just an audio file, not a video
>>541155337This is the korean arrow mod. I think there's one gook anon a while back.
>>541163746works on my machine
What warbond should I get next? I only have the dust devils one cause everyone said I should get it for the coyote.
>>541164104Democratic Detonation will be the most frequent answerPersonally I like Polar Patriots and Freedom's Flame
>>541164104ur kinda dumb
>>541164104Just get the warp pack. Warbond is kind of meme now I realized I've been just running the base strat and DP armor.
Stay awake, /hdg/, for to sleep means to admit failure to not only your enemies(Joel), but to our planets that deserve our care and admiration.https://files.catbox.moe/racsbu.mp4
>>541164207nta but coyote is currently the king of rifles and does pretty much twice as much dps as the rest of its category plus you get survival armors and a bunch of very nice stratagemsobviously dust devils is a great noob bond
I vish to kell ze bugLobby?
Just started playing, explain in great detail:What is this game aboutWhat should I spend my own money onWhy should I use something in specificHow am I supposed to play this game>inb4 play the tutorialWhy would I do that when you retards always reply to stupid questions
>>541135927the Portuguese "people" are mostly just like him, best you can hope for is to tip your local feds about him and hope they pay him a visit
>>541141269It is FSR 1. In 2025. The eternally lazy swiggers couldn't even be assed to implement real upscaling to the game. Fatshark has FSR 3/4 support as well as DLSS + framegen (for better or worse). These studios use the same exact engine and are located within 250m of one another.
>>541164717Democracy.Super Credits but only after you complete the free warbond. That gives you a shit load of credits and takes awhile.Use anything. Test everything. You won't know what is good until you know what is bad. Ultimately it comes down to game knowledge. I would take a day 1 vet armed with a pistol and half a magazine on a super helldive then a fully kitted xboxer any day of the week. Play the game. There is no other answer. There is a metric fucking shitload to learn. No one can explain it to you. It takes months of just playing and discovering shit. If I sat you down and explained everything in a seminar. It would be over 20 hours long. Go dive faggot.
>>541165051I wish women were attracted to me like that
its wasteful to just have the emancipator factory be liberated just for more emancipators/patriots. I want those parts to go into R&D for Lumberers and other QoL upgrades.
>>541147257>no AA (good)>native res (good)>SHARPENING ENABLED >IN A DEFERRED RENDERING GAME
>>541149403he has literally been here almost single handedly shitting the general up for over a yearthis autism is terminal and hopefully his train spotting will claim his pitiful life sooner than later
>>541163616Rookie numbers
>>541165169Exactly. I want to fucking corn hole charger with a 132mm smooth bore cannon from 300m away while on the move and roasting stalkers alive
>>541165169>emancipators/patriotsHaving different combinations of weapons be artificially limited to specific platforms is honestly gay as hell. Let me choose my weapons plug and play style.
The oft discussed (purely theoretical) faction of the enemy who is 4th.Begin talking.
where the fuck are my space battles and ship boarding actions arrowhead
>>541165693Squids (cultist splinter faction)dissatisfied with the jobbers currently fighting SE, the "real" squids, the old guard, emerge to curb both Super Earth and the disgraced illuminates
I feel a lobby coming on...
>>541165693The 4th faction? Why my oddly specific sexual fetish, of course.
>>541165426This so much this! I also want a Hellbomb autocannon!
>>541164306But I am le tired.
>>541165693Civilization that eradicated all men and learned how to procreate with women only. They live naked because they don't have to hide their bodies from men.
>>541165693rebels with stolen mechs, tanks, pelicans, and super destroyersenemy Helldiversneeding to quell an armed rebellion before you can cleanse the designated MO planet from one of the other facsyour diver saying the funny democracy lines while mowing down dissenters
>>541139103To be fair, you can't expect us to both read AND make choices
>>541165693Robot squid bugs that have sex with human men
>>541165693Super Earth from HD1 thay shows up thanks to weird Dark Fluid portal time travel shenanigans, takes one look at modern Super Earth and instantly goes "woah, what a bunch of faggots... take all their shit for ourselves!".
What are you orderingGimme the bug nugs
>>54116661620 piece hunter mcnuggies
>>541165693CalminidsMellowtomatonsChilluminate
>>541166616Steamed scav legs with garlic butter.
>>541155337Why do people care so much about this. Warbonds are free.
WHY DO DEAD TANK HULLS STILL DEAL A GORILLION DPS AND KILL YOU
>>541166616A bit of Stalker tongue and Hunter penis
>>541166616The fried charger leg combo with hunter mustard and a green acid-apple flavored Mountain Dew-mocracy. One thing of pouncer bites.Wombo Combo steamed Warrior claws with butter. A stalker shake. Uhh... Oh! And one bile titan leg.
does anyone else call impalers lurkers out of habit? Also happens with harvesters to colossus and those new squid turrets to photon cannons
>>541165693Down to earth answer is that 3 factions is already a lot to ask for and a 4th is to much. If they would be made to exist they could show up on normal missions, not as a whole separate faction with their own mission objectives.For example, "destroy illegal broadcast" side mission, add a small garrison of Renegades. Maybe you show up late and theyre already fighting bugs or whatever major enemy is on the planet.Or SEAF Artillery/SAM instead of activating it, it is already activated, and you just need to capture it from Renegades.They wouldnt need to be fully fleshed out, but some representation of dissidents existing would be cool. Give them basic SEAF-Tier units for volume of fire, maybe more advanced weaponry through captured equipment. They shouldn't pose much of a threat; but just having them THERE would add alot, lore and mission variety wise. Maybe not even on all planets, maybe add a modifier to some planets that says "Rebel elements present on the surface"Pie in the sky answer:Space pirates/tribal Primitivests with low tech, ramshackle weapons and machines that only just work.
>>541167298I call them impliers sometimes.
>>541166616>meat from an organism that's been genetically modified to grow rapidly>spends its entire life stressed nah thanks I'll just have some liber-tea to go>>541167035stalker tongues can launch a fully grown adult man 10m. It would be the toughest, most disgusting meat you could possibly eat.
>>541166616I've only now realized it's meant to be a pun on Bug Nest.They should have but Bug Nests in those on Terminid City maps.
>>541166616What do you guys actually think bugs would taste like? I think they'd taste like shellfish.
>>541167845Yeah, like crab. Which means warrior-chan is delicious.
>>541167506>most disgusting meat you could possibly eat is the stalker tongue>not the hunter penis
>>541166424or a mirror-verse Super Earth ala Star Trek. Mega Terra or something stupid like that. It starts with broadcasts of diplomatic relations starting good and going sour over time, until Super Earth decides the same thing they did in HD1 about the Illuminate and "react" to a "first strike" from our "comparatively undemocratic" reflectionsTL;DR: Star Trek federation meets the Terran Empire. We're the Terrans, obviously.
>>541166616I am ever so slightly tempted by Equality-On-Sea style terminid fried race, off the wok.
4th faction speculation is peak reddit. How about they finish the fucking squids first?
Since there's a sale going on, is DRG worth it? i honestly got tired of this game.If so, Is the standard edition enough or should i get deluxe edition?
>>541168283I mean in a blind taste test probably
>>541168283>>541168478actually no I take that back. the most disgusting terminid part you could eat would be anything from the hivelord or dragonroach wings
>>541165693Rebel faction but I get to invade other people's games to ruin them like the funny red man from dark souls.
>>541168463ask reddit
>>541168463Deluxe is just cosmetics. I found DRG to be fun for about 100 hours. Its piss cheap and like 3GB in size (devs actually gave a shit), I'd say go for it.
>>541168720i just did
>>541168603>*Railcannon Strikes you*>Invader trannies cry non-stop about how its OP
>>541168785If I get you to take the orbital railcannon just to deal with me then I've already won.
>>541168927>*Gets deleted from the game*>"Well, i won, actually"You have to be 18 to use this site.
>>541168283Penis tastes great, I'll have you know.
>>541167286Home simpson order
>>541166616I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives (one with cheese), and a large soda
>>541165693Tacticool ape-men
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241703650641/76561199108851031d10 whatevs, pick between cranberry oatmeal or choco chip cookies
>>541169152 (Me)I also main the the lib pen(is) btw
>tranime lobbynope
>>541166616>>541169798Damn you beat me to it.
>>541170052Tranny website
My Helldivers wont launch anymore. All I get is a black screen. Any ideas what could be causing this? I've tried the most obvious things already like revalidating game files, deleting shader cache, uninstalling system32 and downloading more RAM.
>>541168478>blind taste testYou'd snack on hunter dick while blindfolded? kinky
>>541170303The crypto miner in the anti-cheat broke.
>>541170052>buys cookies in a package>opens the package>there's cookies inside>"nope"
>>5411700272/4
>>541170110All you had to do was plant the damn hellbomb, CJ
>>541170303When I moved PC and my game just booted into a black screen, I found out that it was because I used dxvk in my old one so I needed to do that again and enable dx11
>>541170027I will only join if I get a complimentary cock-cleaning from a leandiver (male) in my discord dms.
>>541170467Goddamn swedish meatball coding. I'm gonna go bomb an Ikea.
>>541170027full>>541170713nah, have a cookie
holy moly!
Pissmaxxed (pisshound edition)
>>541170662Made this just for you anon
>>541170689That was it, what the hell. Thank you!
>Instead of potentially learning one of two super secret things about the Bot's plans, we're actually just going to learning nothing because people are retarded, like usual.
>>541168463DRG is 100% worth it. Better teamplay possibilities and loadouts compared to this slop.
>He actually thinks this MO will go somewhere and not just be a le funny satire entry from Joel
>>541171215Latinx ESLs? In my Helldivers thread? More likely than you'd think.
>>541171215Hell yesNext op plz
>hate fighting clankers and really enjoy the bugs>I am fucking savant levels of good at itGodammit. I just want to relish in bug guts. Not stupid baka bot oil.
What are the Bots planning?
>>541172151they're making a robutt of their own
>>541171615>ObsessedIt was simply first image I could find with appropriate angle.
Everyone visibly important in the ship is brown, what makes you think Eagle-1 is cute aryan blond goddess?
>>541167298I want a DIGGER elite bug that's a 1:1 lurker.
>>541167298What new squid turret?
anyone else notice how SEAF looks exactly like SERF
anyone else notice how SEAF looks exactly like SEAT
>>541170713Eravin's oral smegma cleaning service while he scowls at you the entire time
>>541171281Np, still not sure how a fresh reinstall isn't a completely stock game but oh well
>>541173118Sweden, thats why
And who is constantly asking for player power to be gutted you may ask? WHY THE NERFTRANNIES OF ALPHA CENTAURI, THATS WHO!
>>541165143>I wish women were attracted to me like thatJoin the helldivers, and they could be!
>>541170032t. picrel
Helldiver fell into a hole and lost 6 rares
>>541174096They should put that sun in the game. When it shows up it sets everything on fire.
>>5411700273/4 again, one guy blew up, join
>>541174565Robots do not look like that.
>>5411700273/4 still, join for one last bot erad>>541174732explain this then.
>>541174832Simple. Some gooner freak put fake hair on a robot. A crude imitation of nature's perfection.
>>541174832I was never a panty fetishist or pubes man (I always clean shave and expect women to do it as well) but that image is strangely arousing.
I finally unlocked the poison droneWhat should I expect
>>541138601cinema
>>541170027full
Epoch feels so broken with supply pack, like genuinely needs a nerf. No support weapon comes close to what that retarded shit can do
