Yuiman EditionPrevious Incident: >>539215004>Upcoming and recent releases>Touhou 20https://store.steampowered.com/app/3671710/>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghostshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/>TH18.5 100th Black Markethttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote updatehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/>FangamesDream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/>Recent official mangaLotus Eatershttps://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_soberingCheating Detective Satorihttps://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori>What are these games?Touhou Project is a series of danmaku action games made by Team Shanghai Alice where cute girls beat up other cute girls>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (includes FAQ, netplay guide, training tools and more)>Where can I get these games?https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)>Support the official releases!https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=上海アリス幻樂団https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=黄昏フロンティアhttps://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide>What other official Touhou media is there?https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE >Semi-official web magazinehttps://touhougarakuta.com>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt>Fangameshttps://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YIhttp://www.bulletforge.org>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4
This was my original pick for the OP image, but I thought it was too mean lol
>>541075187birthday hat :D
i really wanted nareko for the op
>>541076141maybe next time
Have you thanked FW for saving 2hu from reclining today?
>>541076507Are you from the /trash/ thread too?
>>541076915noi'm only in this one
>>541077096What a pity
Is that normal to have accumulating pain in the right wrist when pressing arrows a lot or am I fucked?
>>541093875It's not normal but I also had that before, is your posture bad? I used to sit like a gremlin while I played PoDD and mashing the fire button forever fucked my wrist up for a bit. Once I got a proper table and seat and sat up properly, the pain went away.
>>541094509I think it's ok? Straight spine and at 90 degree angle from elbow to table.
>>541097632Nue's massive Nues
>>541094958Well you're not having the problem I did then. Maybe take a break for a few days and try again? Or swap to a controller? Definitely don't keep pushing if it's getting actually painful.
>>541093875My hands get fucked up all the time if I go too hard for too long on inputs on keys that are close together, like arrows or wasd, especially if I'm holding them down often, but it typically fades pretty quickly if I back off for a bit and I've never had any kind of persistent pain or numbness the common spots for carpal tunnel. >>541094958Are you on the sideish of your elbow? If you're putting pressure on your cubital nerve that can mess with your hand. Especially your pinky and ring finger if those are acting up too.
Fulfilling my desires with Miko.
>>541103672No, no numbness or anything, just quickly accumulating pain, and it does accumulate faster if if I'm holding them down, fingers are fine too it's just the wrist.
i made a new nipple edithttps://files.catbox.moe/zid7i4.png
>>541119271nice
>>541119271could be better
https://files.catbox.moe/6awavs.pngalt with bigger nipples>>541121492i'm open to constructive criticism. what would you change?
Japanese language support didn't take nearly as long to install back in the day. It will be interesting to see if IN and PCB trigger any false positives after I archive the installs.
>>541122393it doesn't look quite rightdoesn't mesh well enough
>>541123328will pulverize your pelvis into dust
>>541123328sturdy girls are the best
fellas is it weird to want a woman to break you in half like a twig
>>541122628Report for IN:https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/d7ae29e5384fbe647d924ae3cee40b20046e67468678ff6e9890854ed353f723?nocache=1Uploaded after update to 1.00d and running thcrapResult: One hit vs. 2 from the pastebin. I might should have run a scan before thcrap update
You can't get virus'd if you play them on a Linux distro using wine The virus merely gets sucked into a useless game container
>>541131310Sasuga strongest-headed fairy
>2nd game on sale>even the new game on sale>1st game? umm no sweatyokay... this is fr*cking epic...
Knowledge
It is now October
>th07. 0100b.ver is not found in arcfileBah it was working before I installed either the 1.00b patch or thcrap. Guess I'll have to reinstall
>>541103892What kind of desires?
>>541150836ruffling her hair
>>541163639ic tender 'sires
>>541143821I wish November would never come.
Cute Seija is here!
>>541176704Pregnancy imminent.
>>541176704Where?
>>541182125Here.
i love planets
>>541186828That's a moon and hell.
>>541189571better than moon and star
Tengu thursday!
>>541198635nice
>>541210973Why is she hoarding that much milk for?
>>541213689the wolf wants pups
It's been getting cold lately
>>541221027>>541225832My oni wife is so strong
>>541190020I'll get you yet you stupid birb. maybe even today
>>541237312cute sample
See, birb? I told you I'd get you! Sorry bout the minor spoiler The replay desync'd when I tried to run it back and capture the stage clear screen instead
Post her nukes
how long have you guys been playing touhou for? i've played for like 4 years and still suck at it.
>>541271447PCB: 64 hours for the 1ccMoF: 9 hours for 1ccSA: 13 hours for 1ccWBaWC: 16 hours for 1ccIN: 24 hours, no 1cc HSiFS: 25 hours, no 1ccLoLK: 4 hours, no 1ccI've been playing off and on for 19 years. PCB was the only 1cc I got back when I drank and smoked every day. All my other 1ccs have been recent and accomplished sober.
>>541271447I have no idea, I remember being first drawn when the Ran Ran Ruu videos were still fresh
>>541270049postan nooks in a blue boardalso noticed on the replay that one of the wings of the rad symbol that shows up in the background has a picture of a cat's face on it
>>541273717what difficulty were those 1ccs? also damn, 19 years? that's some admirable dedication man. >>541273948you guys were around at the peak popularity huh? very cool
>>541275731Normal. It didn't take too much dedication, I'd play touhou for a week or two here and there then not play it again for years. Been playing it quite a bit lately because 1ccs are encouraging
>>541276550still, you stuck around for that long. good luck in your runs!
>>541277719thx fren. may fortune smile upon you as well and courage drive you to success
>>541273717>IN: 24 hours, no 1ccis it just me or is IN actually kind of a bitch? I know it's ranked lowest on the 1cc charts and everyone says it's the easiest clear, but idk. I just found it to be surprisingly a pain in the ass.
>>541279802I remember thinking so. Reimu and Marissa were equally awful to fight. I decided that lunatic wasn't much worse than normal so near the end I started playing it on lunatic only. Either way, the rabbits consistently ended my runs. I could get the bad end but never the 1cc
my laptop acts like it can barely run HSiFS. I have to pick 'fast' or suffer input delay and while it *says* it's running at 60 fps, it looks wonky in motion when the screen gets too busy
>>541260709Congrats, SA is tough but very satisfying to get through.>>541271447Started some time in Summer 2022 after catching covid and being stuck in my room with the all in one pack and nothing else to do. But I've known about 2hu much longer just from being on 4chan.
>>541271447I've actually written down my whole playtime because I had never played a shmup before and wanted to see how far it'd take me to beat stuff. Started with 16 because I really didn't want to pirate the games but said fuck it and started from 6 after I 1cc'd it. I did only start tracking time after beating 16 though, the time for it are estimate based on logs. Didn't play the phantasmagoria in singleplayer so.Order of play was one game normal run -> extra 1 -> next game, once I cleared all the games on normal and their extra, I started over from hard redoing extras when I felt like it. Normal runs are Reimu and Hard are Marisa unless specified otherwise.Pretty amazing it took me the exact same time down to the minute with MokouI did get started playing around the time 16 released on steam so like late 2018/early 2019?
>>541285272Oh well I got a cell wrong so move over the UM lunatic over to the right cell. I'm a paper logger damn it!
>>541285272>3 days of non stop LoLK extraI think I'd break after a while goddamn.
>>541291825These times aren't one sitting, most of the time I try to keep it at around 1 hour per day otherwise I lose focus. LoLK was a chain of days of definitely longer sessions though, I think that's the closest I came to losing it. I felt my blood go cold when I heard the intro to the extra stage for like a year after it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XlnCBAbZLMDo people really think the chink "remakes" (how humble of them) look good...?Everything is sensory overload in typical chinese visual design fashion and the OC donut steels look like boys
>>541307374people play those?true tuhu fan games imo, are anything other than danmaku games you have zun's games for that, why would you even want anything else
>>541307374>the chink "remakes" (how humble of them) >>541308249Let me know when ZUN figures out how to properly implement hypers because I'd rather play BDIB than TD or WBaWC.>anything other than danmaku You mean shitty platformers and jarpigs? No thanks.
>>541309171>You mean shitty platformers and jarpigsretardopinion discarded
>>541314613A chinese girl can't have that much milk accumulated.
>>541318065Patchy's magic works wonders
>>541271447Around 2 years. Dunno what you'd consider good, I have 5 lunatic 1cc's not counting those achieved with extra lives or pd in LoLK. IMO what's important is just playing consistently. I've taken long breaks and a lot of the time I do play I'm drunk, but usually when I'm in the mood for touhou I play almost every day for a month or two in a row and my improvement is very visible during that time
>>541271447Technically 14 years ago, but strictly as something I discovered on my own with no clue about what I was doing. I didn't fully commit to it until 6 years ago with WBaWC.I'm pretty mediocre but I have very little competitive drive and am very momentum driven. I don't seek challenge often. I'm content with having 1cc'd all 20 games, with 7 of them on Hard & 2 Lunatic along the way (and 1 Extra).
Hello /2hug/Our match against /hgg2d/ will be the first of the friendly day and will start in about 8 minutes, tune in at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague soon!The tactics I sent I was very confident by deadline time but I've changed my mind since, so don't expect spectacular matches, sorry about that...
>>541330679Waiting warmly.
>>541330679nice
>>541330679The match is going to start soon!
>>541331778sex
>>541330679let's gooo!
>>541326509>>541328309My perfect 2hu wife
2hu team too strong
>>541330679Well, considering the tactic the match was pretty good!See you tomorrow for our final friendly against /omg/, which is the final time I'll be taking new player suggestion (there has been none) for the poll that'll go up sometime after.
Yay! Good job coach, outdated strats or not!
>>541330679Rember'd
>>541334970we clearly need nareko
>>541337135>>541337469Marrying and having a big family with Momiji.
>>541340769strong women make strong children
my poor bootleg Reimu fumo got vacuum sealed by barbarians. her red's a bit faded too D:
>>541334994you can't hug a birb with nuclear arms. you'll get cancer
>>541345212its fine I took my iodine, I can receive all the winghugs I want
>>541350027how'd she get that big?
>>541350651She began lifting Jo'on's moneybangs
>>541271447About 4 years and two months ago, been usually playing only on sundays and taking it easy.The chart sums up my progress so far.
>>541279802>everyone says it's the easiest clearOnly people who have forgotten what it feels to be a newfag to the games (ie most of the experienced players, unfortunately).IN features a lot of micrododging, which is the simplest kind of dodging once you're used to it but can fuck you up extremely easily when you've started out recently.
>>541271447first 1CC was in 2021
Why yes, I spent half my time in HSiFS totally immune to damage. How could you tell?
every youtuber keeps saying no one gave a crap about these fumo keychains but like.. were can I get one? I don't care if its a bootleg
>>541385743AmiAmi.
>>541386283ami only sold the fumos, these mini keychain ones were only sold by gift
>>541385743We don't care about fumos here in general
>>541386616There are several listing for mini keychains on amiami right now.
>>541385743I think they're really cute
I kind of want to make an Aunn fumo now. hopefully the urge passes before I spend $200 on felt and fabric and fabric paint
still stuck on SA. i've improved to the point where i can get to stage 6 boss most of the time and if i'm lucky, her final spell cardthat spell card is a bitch. it feels like it's made for reimu due to her slower speed and small hitbox, but i've been playing marisaA because of her damage and powertips anons?
>>541398880Marisa C was the first character I used in SA. I got stuck on Orin for about 8-10 runs straight. Now I gave up Marisa in favor of Reimu C on another anon's advice, but if you're making it to Utsuho's last spell card with Marisa, I think you'll be ok if you keep at it. Utsuho's first spell card is probably her worst. Two of her non spell cards are completely safe and the strafing patterns get easy to deal with fast. For Utsuho's strafing runs, look for the widest gaps and try to park there so you can herd the large circles when they come. The second version of the strafing run isn't as bad as the first imo. Her final spell card isn't so bad once you get a feel for when it accelerates. The shrinking blasts card also gets easier to deal with in time. The rotating suns card is the first I captured. I think the hardest spell card other than the first is the sun sandwich. Def don't be afraid of bombing during the first spell card and the sun sandwich.
I wish all roidhus a very happy pichuuun.
>>541385743>listening to what secondary youtubers sayFirst mistake
Hello /2hug/.The friendly before ours has left half time and our last friendly against /omg/, it's pretty much the same tactic as yesterday, /hgg2d/ was using a very gimmicky tactic so we did good but I really don't know what to expect here, I don't even know what /omg/ looks like...Tune in at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague soon!
>>541464001Oh sorry, I read the schedule wrong, there's still one match before ours, I'll post again when we're really coming on.
>>541461434My cute fox wife
>>541465825No problem, it hapens
>>541466358no! blood and retribution! SOMEONE MUST PAY
>>541464001We are really coming on this time!
ooh looks like an even match
How do I become a secondary?
>>541464001>clownpiece in charge of not choking
>>541470352Stop playing the official games, start playing fangames only and pretending fan canon is the real canon (like flandre being kept under lock for centuries).
too brool for school
>>541464001Well, that's about what I expected from this, I'm already using something else for tests, so let's not worry too much about it. 2/3 friendlies being good is decent.As always new player suggestions are always welcome, player survey will go up whenever pre-league stuff happens which should be in around two weeks I think? Not quite sure!I will see you there.
>224 posts / 141 (now 142) imagesWe might not make it to even 500 posts before we are taken back to the Egyptian ages...
>>541478718ASCII art it is
Petition to enable sjis tag on the whole site.
>>541464001>>541472752>/omg/ wins vs /2hug/>bullet hell meme mode in Omega Strokers isn't out yetIt's over.
>>541431563Seija is made for one thing and that is rape
>>541431563The Seijas should be flat too
>>541470352Own a fumo, two if you want to be a tertiary.
>>541495564Damn, so sorry that a fumo killed your family anon.
Up to Okina's last spellcard. Gonna remap release so it doesn't require me to use the same finger I bomb with.
>>541415967Miji fang is a treasure
How much will it cost to make Chimata someone's girlfriend?
>>541526082Just date her yourself
>>541526960Yeah, sure. I mean she is literally a capitalism god, so making her my girlfriend would cost an insane amount of money.
>>541529045Better to start investing
>>541488153she is not flat because she's an amanojaku
Give me your best playlist fitting for a marathon. Need to go full lunatic
>>541533383What sort of playlist?
>>541534012Here's a few songs/albums already saved, the kind that keeps you pumping for hours on end. Marathons demand constant hard energy and encouragement. Nothing too dubsteppy/trap, metal or hard bass like these at hardesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aE_rsAMFzEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tfpWmupGgkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tNRhC0z1Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTrhjpIOZ2Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za0kamPfdeEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNB-tlwOeohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6zvgL4sY18
>>541534820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d5L3sVOICw&pp=ygUPdG9obyBib3NzYSBub3ZhSometimes a chill head is exactly what you need
>>541534971Funnily calm music works well for practice jogs since it's good to clear your mind and run through a forest with peaceful bgm for a few hours, but not good for a full-on race. That'd make you wanna fall asleep
>>541551546Wolf wife
>>541555624I'm calling the shrine maiden
>>541533707sex
>>541398880update
>>541557586impressive
>>541557586grats!>no lives in stockhohoho it must have been such a relief when Utsuho exploded
>>541555935
>>541557586
zun needs to make more meidos
>>541557586You caught the borb
granny reimu...
>game guide is 5 hours longguess which game
>>541576523Aunn-chan to the Rescue!
>>541577431>>541581179I need muscle miji to do this to me
>>541566952Cute.
>>541590030Kissing each one of her abs and then showing gratitude for having such a beautiful wife.
shanhai!
>>541595420best character
>>541586030is Juko really not there? scandalous
>>541606545Disgusting chest tumors
>>541606545hypnotic and gravity defying non-newtonian wonders of nature
>>541606545correction needed
Renko doesn't know how to suck cock
is there a way to improve the input delay in Perfect Cherry Blossom? Maybe it won't be as bad in WINE as it is in windows 11
>>541630650Yeah it's in the OP.
>>541533383Pls respond
>>541619760do you?
>>541647490no because they're not real
>>541647940what?
>>541642037I wish that was me.
>>541647940>cocks are not realEnlightening.
>>541619760what about raiko?
>>541655957Why is the boy sweating.
>>541658406he is shy around other men
>>541651976she doesn't know either
>>541632142vpatch greatly reduced input delay. it also removed gamepad support and english translation entirely. there's joytokey for the gamepad support but idk how to vpatch AND english at the same time. not that it's critically important but it would be nice
>>541672932OK I guess there's an english patch I can run separately. so pretty much the solution is to not use thcrap at all for PCB if you've installed the game from the actual CD
>>541673436lol the english patch didn't work. it sure looked like it was patching files, too. oh well
>>541674060ok. I had to rename th07 to th07.bak and th07en to th07
can someone please post that art where it's nazrin and some other 2hu holding their weapons and they're confused about how their weapons look?
>>541672932>>541673436You're supposed to put the vpatch exe in the folder, then run the thcrap installer again and give it the game's folder. It'll recognize the vpatch exe and latch to that one instead of the regular jap exe. Make sure not to have any hardpatched exe in the folder.If the above doesn't work, edit the th07 entry in the config\games.js file manually to have it point to vpatch.exe
>>541682896Maybe I'm misremembering but couldn't you just rename the english exe to the jp name one and it worked?
>>541683048Sure, if you don't mind the outdated hardpatch.
>>541683179Anything over using thshit and it's garbage fonts.
>>541682896ah that did the trick. thx
>>541683000Sometimes I wonder where this guy went
>>541688039No worries.
You're not going to forget about them after October...right?
One day I'll stop dying three times to these assholes.
>>541688381He died of the coof early in the pandemic
>>541697590That or sent to the meatgrinder
Balls
>>541683924>>541704891
>>541647940Rinnosuke confirmed for featureless void
why do people post it in 2hu threads in /v/ but not here? are they glowies?
because 4chan won't rangeban israel and india
>>541715228Probably because they get more discussion from a higher flow of traffic? Even if its buried under 2-3 active shitpost topics. I would say I post more flippantly in other threads on the site to keep the general from being a mess, but the best you get here is a handful of posts between what amounts to an image dump to image cap because someone finds it pertinent to bump the thread when its not even on page 9 or 10, the token 7 tengu posts on thursday, and an OP that seems to be out of date by several years now.
>>541719552he's not talking about why 2hu threads on /v/ are more active. he's talking about why some asshole keeps shitting them up with pizza of the sea
The 2hus were the [P]s we collected along the way.
Damn thread killing frog!
/v/ threads have low moderation, so people are free to be twats
>>541734692Please watch your language. Buddhists lurk here.
>>541735473Thou needsn't worry ever again, for thou arst under the protection of the Tao!
>>541723854Don't compare 2hus to [P]2hus don't [P]That'd be gross.
>>541738081>Yuugi if she Baki character
>>541533383>>541636467Come on my little inchlings, please...
>>541749592
>>541749375You got me by posting inchling but I don't listen to much doujin music. However, I'm also looking for an excuse to post zts but would it fit what you're looking for?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ySvJrsn7d8&list=PL0Qyx8hw1gxkI5hVxn_0QdwnpZbnT-TXS&index=1I wouldn't recommend all of them but take a listen. I like a vision, rotater, captain murasa and iconoclasm in terms of not too hard but not too soft.
>>541750928Unironically not a bad pick - thanksIt might not have enough oomph, but it's long and trance that builds up Decent for the early stages of a run. Thanks again, might ask >/jp/ and see if they have shit taste or notHave another shimmy
>>541740207Everyone knows about the magician's [P]
>>541752747Oh I probably should have linked the playlist proper, there's faster songs in there.
>>541757803https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0Qyx8hw1gxkI5hVxn_0QdwnpZbnT-TXSAnd I forgot the link, I need to go to sleep.
i am something of a shinmyoumaru fan myself
>>541760816I like her but her spellcards and nons are a pain in the ass.
>>541765331Is there any explanation on why China is so stacked in fanart (sometimes bigger than Yukari)?
>>541766141the big horny
>>541533383I used Sharkur's stuff before on my runshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-H_z-stumw
>>541778351AND I SWEAR TO YOU I WOULD NEVER FEED YOU PAIN
What Touhou RTS are there? I know Touhou Empires, but I swear I remember a 2D RTS, I just can't find anything about it
>>541802605I love Yuuka
>>541808173
no tengu
1 tengu
>>541830508Can't believe tenguposters fell for their tricks so easily.
Fellas, what's your favorite single soundtrack out of all the official games?
>>541844856the capital city of flowers in the sky
>>541844856Border of Life
>>541844856Walking the Streets of Former Hell and Flower Studded Sake Dish on Mt. Ooe were my favorite tracks from SA. They helped Yuugi become one of my favorite 2hus
>>541844856Gensokyo the Gods Loved.
>>541844856Alice in Wonderland
Ok, now that we got all the gross off model art of Yuugi out of the way, let's post something actually good.
>>541869434look how fucking flat she isgoddam that's hot
>>541844856I have a particular weakness to desire drive and dream palace for some unknown reason
>>541872080>That >FlatYou'd have a gaping hole in your head before you could even get chest-to-chest, rip
>>541873705?
>>541875396dis i like
>>541876084
>>541877085i'm not going to headbutt her i'll be motorboating her cutting board
>>541875396this just shows that zun's art style is top tier if only could he draw
>>541877429lolk marisa should be hanging in a museum
>>541879840
>>541896923https://files.catbox.moe/msm0n3.png
>>541898360ty senpai
>>541898360Itadakimasu
>>541902504oh no. another incident!
>>541913054Megumu my beloved.
>>541877429Real shit: why are fanart Reimu's bangs almost unanimously different from game Reimu?
>>541926889Brat Yukari needs correction
what's the difference between here and jphu
Is summer release bugged in HSiFS? I've suspected it was not responding to my button presses before but this last run it was definitely not activating when it should, even when the gauge in the bottom left of the screen said 'release' was enabled. I had to double and even triple pump the button to get it to engage at several points during the run. Absolutely maddening.
>>541932392fuck if i know
>>541932392This place is mostly lurked by people who got disillusioned with /jp/ and also hate /v/./jp/hu is a /v/ colony on /jp/, hated by the rest of the board but protected by the mods.
>>541934612I don't hate /v/, I'm just not in the mood for its posting speed and also jannies have been too uppity lately.
Damn Frog
This fairy is too strong for you, Okina. Maybe you should try putting a door on a weaker fairy
>>541913054I wonder what race her boyfriend is
>>541895101Perfect. just buff enough
I sure would like to know how much they want for Fantasy Maiden Wars. I hope it's less than $40
>>541976313It was about 5000 yen on the switch so about 32 usd
>>541979771oh no.. time for Reimu to do some "public relations"
>>541980967Reimu just bunk with Marisa, its not like she pays rent anyway
>>541956484Congrats, summer was my favourite release in hsifs, having that many panic bombs available is busted.
>>541956484HSiFS Cirno gets way too much hate
>>541983486Miji is not a dogshe is a WOLF
>>541992594and horses aren't rodents
>>541956484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpsSateJvk8
For me? It's the fine farm girl Yuuka!
Hot dog
it's big boobs day
>>542001459My lovely wife Megumu.
tohou is getting a yakuza collab
>>542006850really? thats cool
>>542006921it was revealed to me in a dreamunironicallyi had a dream where zun and yakuza dev's were driving in a car, talking about getting drunk in a bar and making a collabit's weird too, because i don't play tuhu or yakuza games
>>542007983
>>542007983best time to start playing is right now
SUIKA SUIKASUIKA SUIKA
i wish to copulate with non-human women
>>542016556This but with Tewi
>6 minutes of recaps and credit sequences>6 minutes of contentwew
crow tengu are stinky whores
>less than 25 images left>just under 200 posts to goi hate musclehus now
>>542049156>ignoring the other dumper
>>542049156better fill the thread before that happens
>>542049156I knew I smelled a rat when I made this post >>541404808
>>542065654whore>>542070093slut>>542072067wifey
say jah
nu ehh
sir no
madam maybe
Give up?
RollingX1-X3 - imperishable NightX4-X6 - Unconnected MarketeerX7-X9 - Double Dealing CharacterX0 - Great Fairy War
Cirno really likes her new underwear and wants to show off, say something nice
>>542109037they look nice with your eyes
all tuhus are flatFLAT
>>542132087Cute fox wife
>>542133652cute flan
>>542135064thanks
It's over...
It's just getting started
Thread got sent to former hell
But how am I supposed to get through the days without seeing cute 2hus posted
>>542137597Scroll up
>>542137676Abs are not cute
momiji is stinky
she stink good
i would kiss goliath on the cheek
boop
So what is 2hug playing this weekend?
>>542159003tuhucrawl
>>542159003Starting HSiFS for the first time.
>>542159979Based Oinkina enjoyer
>>542159003i am currently speedruning every touhu game live on twitch
>>542166005link?
>>542166116there is no link, i lied
>>542159979Aunn is best girl. Pitilessly bomb the shit out of Mai and Satono
>>542159979Helpful previewhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=_SjtjvV1AqU&pp
>>542159003seconding HSiFS
pls dont die
>draw rabbit girl>call her uDONGeWhat did ZUN mean by this?
>>542175319she was abused and you are making fun of her?you should be ashamed
>>542175319She's Vietnamese.
>>542175634>imperishable butthurt It's not like Kaguya can die. Reisen should have stepped aside and let Reimu through. In the end all she was protecting the princess from were tea cakes and cheap sake
Kill all loonarians.
Kiss all Lunarians.
i like the moon rabbits tho can we keep them?
How do u post catbox embed images againIs it f it's included in the message like below or did it also need to be an attached image?https://files.catbox.moe/g51x1q.jpg
>>542188767Oh nice it workedUse this monkey extension you dorks https://gist.github.com/raw/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb/catbox.user.js
cat
i think reimu is cute
>>542196112you are one sick fuck, you know that?
>>542196112To be as brave as Reimu and as motivated as Marisa
>>542196112She's sexo
>>542175634>was abusedNo more punishment time?
https://files.catbox.moe/ebzt22.jpg
Keine keeps headbutting me
Tenshi.jpg
Momiji wants more kids, what should I do?
>>542216710give her more kids
Remember to spay and neuter your tengu
Im gonna spray her eggs and fertilize them
koishi doesn't know how kids are made
>>542188990Thanks, this is gonna come in handy for a certain thread in which most pictures are catboxed.
>>542188990what it do?
When you're alone, why can't you masturbate if you're playing as woman in Eratoho TW? (this option available only for men)
>>542232479Use your imagination, anon.https://files.catbox.moe/d5o14r.png
>>542233317Guess they simply forgot to add that command. You can try requesting it in the era games thread at /jp/.
>>542233423does it only work for images?
>>542234416One way to find out.https://files.catbox.moe/9pdump.webm
>>542234504Looks like it doesn't for webms. Last test.https://files.catbox.moe/j582ld.gif
>>542234610Gifs don't work either, surprisingly. This script really was made just with porn in mind.
>>542234717>This script really was made just with porn in mindif that was true, it would support other filetypes this script seems to be only for when a thread runs out of pic slots try mp4
>>542234610>>542234717both are working for me
>>542234959proof or didn't happen
>>542234896>this script seems to be only for when a thread runs out of pic slotsNah, see pichttps://files.catbox.moe/3vx5v6.pngDespite the name (/hdg/ script), this script was made by someone at /g/'s stable diffusion general, /sdg/. Since it's a blue board, people who want to post porn post it as catbox links, and this script was apparently made to simplify the upload of pics to catbox and their viewing.At first I thought /h/'s /hdg/ had rebranded it, but that would make no sense since it's a red board and they don't seem to run out of image slots according to the current state of /h/'s catalog. I guess it was rebranded by /vg/'s helldivers general since they sometimes post replays as catbox links.And that would explain why the video is working for the other anon.>>542234959Are you using tampermonkey or violentmonkey? They aren't working for me with the script loaded on the latter.
>>542235557tampermonkey, not very good at scripts either which is weirdchrome one decided to just prevent me from using 4chanx>>542235041in a moment
>>542235041https://files.catbox.moe/byzvme.pngHere is the link lad
>>542235794anony...
>>542235794Nah, that's not the same as inline embedding like on >>542233423That's something 4chan XT does already, this new script is not working for those.
>>542235557>I guess it was rebranded by /vg/'s helldivers general since they sometimes post replays as catbox links.the readme doesn't say anything about videos, just pics i believe you are mistaken
>>542236171I am indeed. That premise was anon not being dumb about videos embedding properly.Also, the filters all point to AI threads so it was definitely rebranded by /h/'s /hdg/. I guess they do run out of image slots sometimes.
>>542236468also, were you just posting catbox links directly?because i just tried to use the catbox button and it only accepts images
>>542236723Yeah, I was posting them directly.By the way, that button is a little weird.According to the readme, if you use it normally it "will upload images to [Catbox](https://catbox.moe) and modify the filename to contain a URL hint, i.e. `catbox_abc123.png`", but it still attaches the pic to your post as usual, which is bad both when posting porn to blue boards and when posting pics once the image limit has been reached. Not sure what would anyone need this for.The same happens if you drag a pic into the reply window while holding Ctrl.Instead, dragging while Ctrl-Shift is the useful feature. It uploads the pic to catbox and adds the link to your post, and skips the attachment part. It's what I've used for >>542233423, and I've tried to use it for the webm and gif tests too but it said "upload failed", which already made me expect they wouldn't embed.Dragging with Ctrl-Shift-Alt also sounds fairly useful, as it does the above and adds < and > to the link added to you posts, which prevents the script from autoembedding the pic for anyone reading your post. I would expect for example people posting gore or other shit to have the decency to use this.
>>542235986i see, i apologise>>542235956what?
>>542237241>and when posting pics once the image limit has been reachedreally?i'm going to try right now
>>542240237fuck, this sucks so you can't post pics from the clipboard?it's shit then
>>542237241>it still attaches the pic to your post as usualI have now figured out the purpose for this too: AI-generated pictures usually have the prompt used to generate them included in the file as metadata, but this metadata is stripped away by 4chan when posting a picture as attachment. So, the main purpose of the script is uploading pictures normally but also having them uploaded to catbox at the same time, so that other people using the script will be able to right click on this button to see the prompt used.https://files.catbox.moe/7z6h65.png>>542240616That would make it much more useful yeah.
https://files.catbox.moe/aowrg9.mp4
the tuhus are wilting
realistically speaking, you wouldn't really be able to bone any tohos other than human womenas they are not really interested in that sort of thing
>>542257139What if I lie and mention sex magic?
>>542257310first of all, youkai can tell if you are lying and unless you can actually do sex magic, you just going to get yourself killed
i need a sage mandated youkai gf
>>542257542so i need to start a fake cult, make lots of women cum like those old psychologists, then once sex magic is real, i'll bang the youkai
>>542261241Would you still want to bang youkai once you got your cult up and running and women are branding themselves with hot irons to demonstrate their devotion to you and your sex cult and running around finding other women to recruit and brand with hot irons as well?
neither of you would make it past the spawning point stop dreaming
>>542264506yes, the whole point of this operation is to bang the named characters, if i wanted to bang asian poorfags i'd move to afghanistan or north korea
>>542265606>asian poorfagsnigger, don't come to gensokyo you'll be the firs on the menu
>>542265606>if i wanted to bang asian poorfags i'd move to afghanistanbong detected.>b-but other countr-okay bong.
i'm going to play a touhou themed video game
>>542278607Bold choice.
kosuzu is pretty cute
she's 10
>>54229371010/10
>>542293710she won bigly
so why's marisa's hit box is so big anyway?she don't seem like a slacker
>>542303785Her ass is FAT
>>542303785Her ass is huge from all the squatting to pick mushrooms all day.
>>542303785maybe she herself decided that her hitbox should be larger. you know how the visible hitbox and bullet sprites can overlap, maybe every time that happens the character is actually getting hit but they aren't calling it out. marisa is playing fair by having a larger hitbox whereas bitch ass reimu never calls out when she touches a bullet unless it's a direct hit
>>542303785Unlike Reimu, Marisa can feed herself by foraging for food or bartering with the villagers for potions
>>542316150Reimu's hitbox is small because she keeps eating expired food and getting severe dehydration
>>542327604raymoo is hungry
>>542293564kosuzu is very cute
https://files.catbox.moe/u3dmnj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/lzgp9l.png(D(
Funn-ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeBskFQgNgE
https://youtu.be/5H54Xlq43EU?si=KGoRCVAPcUJaedmKthis one makes me want to play a tuhou RE
>>542357015Be the change you want to see in the world
>>542357650?
>>542359146He means you should man up and make the game yourself.
>>542360191i didn't say that i wish one existedi said that i would play one if it did
>>542359146I mean you should commission someone else to make you a 2hu RE game while you wait warmly
another garbage thread with zero gameplay talk
another based thread with cute and sexy 2hus
I love the music and character designs of Touhou but I despise shoot'em ups, mostly because I'm a dyslexic retard. Can I consider myself a true fan? I'd unironically name my daughter Remilia
>>542375142Only if you have a second daughter and name her Flandre
>>542009565My Beloved Oni wife<3
>>542009565We are japanese goblin
>>542375142If you've at least tried the games before saying you don't like them, then you can be a true fan even without playing them.That is, as long as you've at least watched a playthrough of them, since the girls' spellcards are a big part of their personality.You should also give the fighting games a try, you might like some of them.
>>542375142What does reading have to do with danmaku? This ain't typing of the dead nigguh!
come on guys, we're close to 750 posts
>>542394353There's really no reason not to try Hitoukensoku. I should give it a go>not the guy with dyslexia
>>542411512Yeah, soku's story mode strikes a nice balance in difficulty, but I would say the spell break feature is a bit of a pain in the ass sometimes.It is the most used fighting game because it's the last grounded fightan and thus it has the biggest and most balanced roster, but I also recommend looking into hisouten (SWR) next, its story mode is much more enjoyable even though it's more challenging. Overall it's my favorite out of all the fighting games.
>>542410165There's literally no reason to not just let the thread die and make a new one.
>>542413461Thats just defeatism, if we're going to do that, we can start a new thread right now
>>542413461We already established we can spam YT videos and catbox images regardless.>People still don't know about the posting in archived threads from the archives trickWe could go on forever and ever...
>>542339035What would you put in a Raymoo Daiquiri? Shochu, ice and yuzu? Or maybe peach
>>542375142>because I'm a dyslexic retardYou don't really need to read the dialogue...
>>542399060>>542429031>they don't read the bullets like a bookI didn't know cirno and her friends posted here.
cirno anal
>>542430000What a waste of digits. Danmaku patterns are music!
Name a Touhou
>>542438863Yuuka my beloved wife
>>542438863Jackie Chan
>>542438863Son Biden
>>542438863shiki eki yabadabadoo
>>542438863ZUN
sux
IN has a lot of bells and whistles. The last spells are cool. I suppose the branching paths are too but I was not in the frame of mind to have my planned showdown with Eirin for the 1cc suddenly turn into a pichuun festival hosted by Kaguya and her unfamiliar spell cards tonight
>>542471420At least they're only for bragging rights and not mandatory
Estate mandated 2hu wife
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2025.05.02.651781v1shinmy if she real
Tenshi
Peaches
Georgia
>>542497592I'm listening to radio and there was JUST an ad for traveling in Georgia. GTFO out my walls you glowfairies.
>>542498586>anon went down to georgia
2hug bump.
>>542507746hug
Stop bumping and die already
I will save us.
Quick, say something nice about your favorite 2hu
>>542512886she's red
>>542508430no
>>542512886yes
>>542512886She has a banger theme song
You can do it 2hug, just 10gu more posts
>>542522808and here is a boost
>>541844856Lunate Elf.
>>542512886Kogasa is cute and talented in many fields.
>>542481547I don't want a youkai wifethey stink
Hugging and fawning on Parsee until all her jealousy disappears
>>542525650Underrated track
Getting ten texts from Parsee an hour every day for months on end and being accused of cheating on her if a text goes unanswered for more than three minutes
Telling yourself it sure is nice to have a Parsee out there who thinks about you all the time when she sends you the third Words With Friends invite of that day and you haven't even finished the first two games
Sex with Suika and Yuugi
>>542532091Onikodon
We did it, reddit!
>>542531721What happens if you're sleeping besides her? Or during sex?Also, brb everyone, I'll be making the new thread
>>542532361Getting accused by Parsee of thinking about other women during intercourse if you're harder than usual. Getting harshly slapped awake in the middle of the night by Parsee after she has a dream where you cheated on her
>>542532361She'll assume you're dreaming/thinking of another girl and start seething.
>>542532868new threadWe're free now
bleh
