Hans Moke Niemann edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>540411478
BUTTPLUG CHEATER EDITION
>>541135681finally, a good fucking OP
God I love this edition so much it's unreal
Noncebibros...
ya'll playing checkers. im the only chess player here
>>541136549queen endgames are really hard even for super gm
>>541137376Kek
Just lost another game because I broke concentration and blundered a rook. I am subhuman, unworthy of life. A pathetic, small child who can't take care ofh imself and deserves death
>>541138010I do literally nothign with my life lately except play chess and wathc chess videos and try to distract myself from real life with chess and I can't even be fuckign bothered to be good at it, just like everything else in my life.I am a 32 year old fucking virgin who can't even leave his house without hving a fucking anxiety hattack yet I have hte ego of someone who actully does shit and deserves anything in life. I believe I am entitled to being a good player, but will put no effort into getting better. I am God's most pathetic creature and the day I die will be a bless on this Earth and a glorious day for my family
>>541138010stop taking chess so seriously bro, in a month you won't even remember that game
>ugly zoomer editionThread hidden
>>541138395What's your rating? I am a shitter myself but could look through your games and help you out a bit because we seem very similar.
>>541138441It doesn't matter. I'll still have lost either way, I won't become unretarded because I forget the things I fucked up. Meanwhile, I am getting older and dying every single day and still doing nothing worth living for>>541138558750 now
>>541138443>Thread hiddena yes it will help every time you browse the vg catalog
>>541138669Alright, post your account or some email.
>>541138793I don't want your help. If I need help at this level then I might as well kill myself anyway
>>541138854It doesn't work like that, it's chess. You think people are born at 1500 or what?
>>541138443we didn't post your photo though? some screen error? reboot your pc
>>541138974I think if you struggle in any way shape or form at the sub 1000 level you're never gonna make it and should just give up if you're not playing purely for the fun of being shit.Nobody is born 1500, but if you can't get there yourself with the infinite resources of the internet available, your probably retarded and mentally deficient in some way
>>541138669your real problems are beyond the scope of /chess/ to help obviously but chess wise losing a random online game is irrelevant, once your skill improves a few hundred points it will make no difference whatsoever if you lost of won that game.anyway what are you actually doing to improve?if you have all day for chess there is no way you can't get at least decent with some discipline, what time control do you play?do you do puzzles every day?have you ever read a chess book?
>>541139162nigga, ~90% of active chesscum users are sub 1000how long do you play chess? you don't get there in just a few weeks
>>541139241>anyway what are you actually doing to improve?Nothing besides rage at myself>if you have all day for chess there is no way you can't get at least decent with some disciplineI have no discipline and feel entitled to success> what time control do you play?10+0 rapid>do you do puzzles every day?have you ever read a chess book?Yes and I've been going through a tactics book>>541139360I have played seriously for a few months. I also did this a few years ago and actually got to 900 in a couple weeks then stopped for a while and somehow I can't get back to where I was after just a few weeks of playing. My mental state has deteriorated since then I guess.
>>541139628fuck off from 4chan to youtube, watch #1 chess fundamentals of john bartholomew (again if you haven't, watch it again), watch two videos of andras toth, then turn off your pc and go do the puzzle book for an hour, turn on the pc and play a 15+10 rapid
>Fabi draws againthat guy never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity
>>541139828I know fundamentals. That's not what I struggle with. My problem is that I just don't follow them in game, because I'm either rushing to play a move because of ego or because I am just blind and not paying attention. I need better concentration which is why I needed to eat something before because I was slipping. But now I have ate and it hasn't helped so idk. I should consider logner times ya
>>541138395It’s okay Steinitz
When I look at the board it's like I'm dividing it in 4 separate squares and when I look at one of these squares I have a hard time taking into account the pieces outside of it.Why am I retarded, bros?
>>541138010You will never be anywhere remotely close to 1% of the "good" level of chess even if you devote the rest of your life to it. You started too late, when your brain was already mush and not malleable like that of a kid. Give up.
>>541141630bullshit, i'm in 0.3% percentile of active chesscum players and have been playing for 2.5 years
>>541141321I dont understand this reference>>541141630Nonsense, there are titled players who started as adults. I don't need to be GM, I just need to feel good about myself
Bad at chess bad person simple as
At which rating do you stop being subhuman
>>541141810>>541139360.scam percentages and it's consequences have been a disaster for perception of skill in chesst.top 0.2% on .scam who knows he's a weak intermediate at best because he plays OTB
>>541142805so most people in your club are like 2300 chesscum+? are you in some fucking charlotte or saint louis? most club players are ~1500 chesscum level
>>5411425302000 classical or 100k bullet games ie the same thing
Guess I'll remain subhuman all my life then
>>541142952>most club players are ~1500 chesscum levellol maybe in the us I'm european>so most people in your club are like 2300 chesscum+? I don't know the chesscom rating of most of them but the one I'm friends with on .scam who's a "mere" 1800fide is 2200+ rapid 2100blitz, he's above average in the club but not by much we have several experts and one washed up CMDo you actually think you have 1% of the skill of a GM?
>>541143609Is your club filled with old farts or do you have some zoomers?I'm wondering how popular chess is these days.
>>541143609i can assure you that 1800fide is not just a "slightly above average club level player", and no, 2200+ rapids cc are not your average club players, no matter where you live. it's a strong club player who's decently close to an expert.only one club i attended was like that, and it was a tryhard club known as being the bundesliga club with half the players being bought from other countries to play team games for them. my current club is just a normal club, some strong players are here, but the absolute majority is around 1600 chesscom level. this is the normal club level player
https://lichess.org/kE2C5B5T
>>541144714It's a mix but I noticed there is a gap of a generation for some reason, no counting kids it's an even split of 20s/early 30s and 50+ with no inbetween>>541145112I don't know what to tell you out of a little more than a dozen adults who show up often 5 are stronger than him, there's 3 unrated regulars that would be around 1600.scam give or take and from time to time much weaker players show up but they inevitably stop coming because they can't win a single game.I never got the impression that it's a "tryhard club" but It may be that there is some natural selection going on because it's a small town club near to a city that has several others so maybe those guys that quit just go elsewhere, I have never been to any other so I can't know for sureAlthough I just googled it an the media FIDE rating in germany is supposedly 1795 so maybe you are the one who got a wrong perception not me
>>541150245Why are germans so good compared to their neighbors?
>>541152801germans are perfectionists who are more likely to simply give up if they aren't great.
>>541150245>40 thousand poo gigashittersNughtmare
>>541158574Why do so few Americans play?
>>541159985meant for >>541150245
>I play a move>the move registers>I lose on time on my opponents timeThis is unironically how dogshit whatever chess.scam did to their clocks is
>>541161497>playing on che$$comretard
>>541150245I've never been matched with a single russian.
Are you better than DSP at chess?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwFPSn8OpWI
>>541162276https://www.chess.com/member/dspchessing/stats>130 elolmao
>>541162530I didn't know it went that low
>>541162530>most recent loss is a timeout at where is 130 opponent had 5:00 left on the clockgrim
>Hey Panov check out this opening I invented!>wowww so cool I wonder what they’ll call it
Have we posted the latest Hans kino?https://www.youtube.com/live/KZZi3e3t7ycAt 2h5m
>>541171572I play it. I suppose I'll start calling it the Botvinnik. Also thinking of picking up the Botvinnik English.>>541147140>I don't know what to tell you out of a little more than a dozen adults who show up often 5 are stronger than him [1800 fide], there's 3 unrated regulars that would be around 1600.scam give or take and from time to time much weaker players show up but they inevitably stop coming because they can't win a single game.This is almost exactly how it is in my local club down to the specific ratings.t. eurofag
https://www.youtube.com/@ChessReadsCom/videosWhat's that, /chess/? You HAVEN'T read Dvoretsky's Endgame Manual and Aagard's GM preparation series? You're not gonna make it.
>>541176189Imma be honest with you breh, I'm mostly illiterate and the only thing I can really read is algebraic notation.
>>541150245Imagine if americans cared about chess...
>>541142180maybe instead of caring so much about your games after you lost them, you should consider doing so while you're playing. You only blunder because your brain stops caring too fast, and you stop looking at options or stop analizing deeply.
>>541175884Nta It really depends on the country and continent, I think. Europeans are stronger and the more you go into eastern europe, the stronger they get. It also varies a lot by individual clubs. Adult clubs are usually stronger, clubs filled with kids are usually weaker because they have a lot of kids who are only there because the parents sent them.For example, I have a few friends we sometimes meet and drink and play chess. Out of around 7-8 that come regularly, 3 are above 2100 Fide. I'm smack in the middle at around 1900 fide. I've been to a few local chess clubs, and they're weaker usually, mostly filled with kids at around 1500 fide and a few FMs or IMs as coaches.That being said, I still think 1800 fide are not average club player strength. They are definitely in the upper echelons of the shitter hierarchy.
>>541159985>>541179473the have few fide rated players because most events in the us are only uscf rated, same reason why they have a high average>>541162013neither site allows russians to have their flags since the invasion of ukraine so you probably did but didn't know
>>541174106>kino
>>541180192>I still think 1800 fide are not average club player strength. They are definitely in the upper echelons of the shitter hierarchy.Are you an American? I've heard Americans have mixed age chess clubs instead of separate kids' clubs and adults' clubs. I can imagine something like that being a factor.
>>541184130>Are you an American?No, I'm eastern european. Never heard of separate clubs by age, usually they are mixed with the occasional chess coach that specializes in teaching kids
"my" (never actually been there) chess club mailed me a tournament and for a moment I considered going>under 18??? I don't care dude leave me alone
>>541187136They're probably sending this to people old enough to have kids. Unless they sent you something stupid like "we'd love to have you!"
>>541187136Anyone knows if you can pretend to be under 18? Do you need to present some ID?I am 29 but I look super young and could pass as a kid
>>541187573it's some sloppa that says we want you/they/them covering both possibilities, but I don't fit either one
>>541187864Do you get carded often?
>>541188041Never, but I really do look young.
>>541188168>NeverSo you don't look younger than 18, anon.
Hans Niemann motivated me to get serious about chess and improve. I started training and learning instead of just playing from time to time.
>>541188548So you're a stockfish master now?
>>541188834Still hurts you got fucked as white, m*gnus? Go try to destroy some other kid's life, maybe it'll work out this time.
>>541188890>implying it didn't work
>>541180192It sounds like in Europe people people either get good or give up chess entirely. Whereas in America, there's less players that get good, and more people that play chess as adults for fun regardless that they're not "good."
Do you have your chess soundtrack?When I play casual games, I listen to quiet instrumental music or some electronic.But when I play a super high rated opponent, like for example when I played a titled player, I turn on badass boss music and pretend I'm fighting a boss.
>>541174106It's interesting to see how he and many others play focusing entirely on the screen but Farmditsky? He's all over the place. What a fucking joke
>>541190930Funny.Last night I was thinking about Kasparov and how he always looks like his life is on the line when he plays.I then imagined Philip Glass' Prophecies looping endlessly in his head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjyqg97lj3w
>>541191969
>>541190930linkin parkhybrid theory and meteora
>>541192936Heh.
>>541190930meme rappershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw4hebawWKo
>>541180192Can an adult improver, formerly 1300 kid, reach those 2000 fide echelons? I used to think they were unbeatable elder gods tier when little
>>541193510everyone can reach 2000, even people who started when they were 402000 fide is the number that is just reachable for normal people, it means you're an expert, but not a master player, and thats alright
>>541174106Literally insane how much of a kino machine Hans is
>>541194968I unironically believe that our guy will become a champ one day.
>>541195280anyone can become a champ if they use stockfish
>>541197312indeed, that's why hikaru nakamura won the us championship a few times. fortunately now we have good incoming champs that will fix the shit left by the nip cheater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6UAMpnn1_cThis game makes me feel nostalgic for the times I was a shitter.We can laugh at these two guys, but they have so much fun, not knowing wtf is happening or who's winning.
>Hans "Stockfish" Niemann>Hikaru "Komodo" NakamuraWhy are a German and a Japanese man representing America again?
>>541200882don't forget the Armenian, Italian and Indian
This is me and chess but I’m offering zero effort, no studying, no training. And asking to become good.
>>541201806Fr me too
>>541201203Grim shit.
>>541202358wesley is fillipino, leinier is cuban I'd say hans and shankland are actual americans
Hans isn't german, he has fully american family and was born in the us, wtf.
>>541200752>unironically posting a gothamjew videokill yourself
>>541202716>Hans isn't german>Hans>Nie-fucking-mann>not german
>>541202358Hans was born here. Bobby Fischer wouldn’t even be considered American by this criteria.
>>541202967>Bobby Fischer wouldn’t even be considered American by this criteria.That's right, burgerboy. Germany also claims Fischer.
>>541201806I made one.
Fischer is a word for "fishing man", "fisher" in German, so the guy is German and caught russian little fish.
Eline won!
>>541203931who cares, who's she?
>>541203931Imagine winning a fucking plushie.
>>541204448In Poland regional tournaments became a meme because there's ALWAYS a toaster in the prize pool. There's always some dude winning a toaster. I once was at my voivodeship's tournaments (something like a state tournament) and a dude from top 3 won a toaster, top 2 a few dollars and a steamer, and top 1 around 100 bucks.Toasters are present at every single tournament.
>>541203519Good one! You should post this on Reddit for lots of upvotes.>>541203179Please don’t call me that. They used to call me that when I worked at Wendy’s for a year.
>>541203931at the biggest jobber contest? there's like 5 jeetas more relevant than her that's how grim it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBwVb4vUIQwhat's wrong with this dude? he seems like constantly drunk when I watch him
>>541205865The Dark Knight changed his life.
>>541203519Can you make the text a little more legible in the center panel? I’d like to save this and repost it in the future.
Will you be watching the Hans musical?https://ci.ovationtix.com/277/production/1250931
>>541207307Yes.
>>541205865he plays a character in these clips if you watch his lectures or streams he's only a bit weird not actually insane>>541207217I loved mayhem in the morra but the joker quotes were pretty cringe ngl
>>541207938Awesome thanks
>>541200882>what is a muttoid shitmericanAnon I....
>>541214439Niemann does look very muttoid but Nakamura is just a regular jap left in the sun for too long.
>>541214439https://youtu.be/1BaPLhloMO8
>>541190930Beethoven for rook and pawn endgames
>damn that was a nice game>let's look at stockfish>MISTAKE>MISTAKE>MISTAKE>INACCURACY>MISTAKE>BLUNDER>MISTAKE>INACCURACY
>>541205865drunk on the power of the Morra
>>541217024>use Lichess>press the "Learn From Your Mistakes" button>get betterIt's that easy.
>>541217390what are you on about anonlook here>>541207938
>>541202358>Hans>Jewish FTFY
>>541217630If you're looking at Stockfish post-game you've already entered an analytical phase, so you might as well press the magic button to learn from your mistakes.
>>541217775The people of Judea truly are superior.
>>541215292Hes only half jap
>>541138395Hey you fat faggot, I’m sick of seeing you post walls of estrogen fueled cry baby rage all over my thread. Go to the gym, get a job, read the Soviet Primer, and stop shitting up my general
>>541221682>cheatersFTFY
God I love Hans so much it’s unreal
>shitters madDon't pay attention to the cute girl.
https://www.chess.com/news/view/perplexity-partnership-comet-open-announcement50k prized tournament for untitled chess.cum playersare they doing this shit again? last time they did a prized tournament, the whole leaderboard was banned for cheating
>>54122840350k for a jeet is like a billion dollars for a normal human. They would have to telephone scam for a lifetime to even get a fraction of that revenue in google play cards. These jungle monkeys cheat for no financial compensation whatsoever every day in the rated pool, what on earth would stop them from cheating for 50k in prize money?
>>541228403Considering the sponsor advertises itself a cheating tool it's gonna be even worse than the last time, might as well consider it a ccc spin off
>>541229992LMAO, is this real?
>>541230130https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1nvuj6u/new_perplexity_ai_ad_openly_promotes_how_to_cheat/It was posted on plebbit by a GM so I assume it is, there is no low .scam won't sink to, fucking jews
>>541216813No music during chess.
>>541228403>one month of premium for free if you login via Perplexity's browser (Comet)I can't be arsed to install it. Please someone post Comet's user-agent: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=user-agentI'll spoof it and report back.
what a fucking scam, i am a premium member and i thought i will get some bonus, so i logged in from that scam browser and didn't get shit, i will get billed again mid-octoberjews
>>541200882Hans is a hapa but he was actually born in America. Christopher Nakamura was born in Japan
>>541232223 (Me)My attempts using a fake Comet user-agent have failed.
>>541233080>>541239832 (Me)For what it's worth, I've just installed Comet on my work PC and I can't redeem my free month either, even though I don't have an active subscription.
Oh wait I got it. It doesn't actually give you a month of membership. Chesscum will simply allow you to do everything a Diamond member can as long as you're connected via Perplexity's shitty browser.I swear lads, that thing is ridiculous. When it starts for the first time, the browser will show you an outer-space animation. It felt like launching a Win95-era program.
What is the point of premium anyway? You can review all your games on lichess.
>>541247735No one who has a premium account gives a fuck about the analysis. I have premium and analyze locally, with Stockfish on my PC.They have an extensive library of lessons for premium-only members and cool features like drills that is a play-from-position function that sets up an instructive position for you and you can repeat playing against stockfish there. I use it for endgames and it helped my endgames out a lot
>>541247939>this faggot doesn't knowhttps://app.endgametrainer.com/
>>541248101Anon, this shit's not free. Why are you giving me this?There are only the most basic ones like 1pawn and king vs king. For example, in the rook endgames there's only rook vs rook and kings lmao. Where can i train some fucking lucena or philidor with stockfish, mate? Where can i set up a fortress? It's not free.
>>541248881holy shit I gave you the wrong onehttps://chess-endgame-trainer.mooo.com/home
https://lichess.org/XaUra9Uy
>>541204018she cute
>>541256137She's 14 you sick fuck.
>>541256321
>>541256380
kek where is the anon that poses as a pajeet when he beat his opponents and messages them something like "sir let me coach you $60 " https://chessweb.site/methis is the website for you lmao
>>541207467>Newton Anderson, a 17-year-old chess prodigy, is facing the greatest player in the world: Carson Marlsen. With international notoriety and $100,000 on the line, Newton and his clueless best friend, Jim, hatch a plan to cheat: they'll use morse code, a chess computer, and...a vibrating buttplug. In this side-splitting new musical comedy nothing is ever black and white.>From the award-winning musical writing team Brooke Di Spirito and Mateo Chavez Lewis comes the Off-Broadway debut musical comedy, The Opening. For curious chess fans and brave theatre-goers alike, The Opening runs for one month only at the Players Theatre.See it quick before Hans files the lawsuit!
>>541258893Honestly though Hans' career is going to be defined by the butt plug things and he should sue over it.
>>541258404>chess-flavored linktree I don't hate it.
>>541259198But anon it's [current-year]. Shoving things up your ass is brave and empowering! Would Hans really sue people for calling him brave? Is he bigoted?
>>541259984what's it like being stuck in 2017, mentally?
>>541258893The fact that this is still being dragged up in 2025 is pathetic
>be Anna Cramling, age 19>win against some influential guy>said guy accuses you of cheating>everyone insists you cheated through customized sex toys vibrating deep inside your asswouldn't be so fucking funny anymore for normalfags, huh?but because the victim is a young man, it's alrightnormalfags are disgusting retards
>>541267291True actually, never thought about it that way. I guess we have to consider Anna and Hans' looks ratings though as well, though I'm sure her femininity and his masculinity are the defining traits here.
>>541269107Actually I think this is just a expression of the gender roles society and I hold, it's not really a specific case of inequality. Generally women are seen as more fragile, innocent creatures while men are the more disposable protectors of the fairer sex. That's why we draft men and why women are seen as the apex of beauty instead of men. The only problem is that, I do actually believe in this, passionately so, even though it's truly not in my best interests. For that reason I both see the unfairness but still will likely retain my biases.
Only played 2 confirmed banned cheaters yesterday, not bad considering
>>541267291now im surprised no one made a porno like this
>>541248881I have one I downloaded on my phone (Android, Google Play Store) that has more positions.
>>541267291One problem with your theory: she is nowhere near good enough to get accused of cheating
https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/igoshougi/ryuoh/kifu/20251002-SYT8T7161069/https://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe first day of the first game of the 38th Ryuo tournament is being played, between Sota Fujii (sente, the Ryuo title holder) and Yuki Sasaki. The time control is 8 hours per player over two days, and the match is a best of 7. This is the second year in a row Sasaki has challenged for the title.The opening of this game was side pawn capture.
>>541267291It's time to stop posting, Hans. >funnyFunny? It would be hot as fuck, you mean.
>queen is the most powerful piec-ACK!
>>541284123tales from 300 elo
For some reason I always thought poojeets play bad when they're up material because of how greedy and miserly they are but I realized they probably just stop cheating
>>541284123>>541284339>tfw you're too high elo to ever be wayward queen attacked
>>541286270iirc magnus played wayward on a non-meme game before. he ended up winning, but not through the main line of course.
>>541201806>only one that applies to me is 0 moneyFuck bros, i'm so close to making it. I wish i had some more lucrative obsession than chess
>>541259198>>541266908Reminder that reddit is to blame for this rumor being spread, someone from there posted it as a theory and it got thousands of le updoots before it got picked up by the media
>>541294449i thought it came from eric hansens stream or something
>>541277639On move 38, Sasaki sealed a move.
>>541294495It came from /chess/ then someone from here mentioned it on Hansen's stream. Hansen picked it up, then reddit got it after. As usual 4chan is the originator and reddit gets sloppy seconds but no one gives 4chan credit.
>>541297642>dance my puppets, dance!
>>541297642iirc this is not true, we're really not that relevantbut I do remember the daily threads that were basically the same arguments over and over againin hindsight, it's pretty funny how hard the Hansbros won because the haters back then were ferocious
Is /ourguy/ hans actually /here/?
>>541301686People still believe he cheated against Magnus even though the latter apologized, and proof of cheating was never found.
>>541303272No. I'm training.
thoughts on Shitaru / FIDE drama?
>>541306354the rating thing? seems like a nothingburger, just redd*t shitting their panties because cheatoditsky cried about it
>>541306354What he did was within the retarded rules. The retarded rules have been changed. All is well.
>>541301686>in hindsight, it's pretty funny how hard the Hansbros won because the haters back then were ferociousI remember almost everyone ITG was on magnus side and now we are basically hans's fanclub lol>>541306354FIDE is right I don't think even hikaru disagrees that the 400 point rule was retarded
>>541306280you mean vibing
>>541306354From what I have read hikaru said something stupid and the president (past 2700 gm still playing at a high level after 30 years getting hated on for no reason btw) had an interview in which he corrected him, and that's that. I think FIDE debases itself too often by engaging with the top players and changing rules to address scandals, about the first point, I am aware that it is done to perpetrate the "classy" and "tightly-knit" nature of the chess world but I don't like it personally, to the second point, stuff like taking the loser of the wcc spot from the candidates and making the rating spot drop no farther than #2 I don't like, apply sharper rating decay in the calculations past #1 or other such creative solutions instead, but generally changing the rules so often because of internet drama is a bad look, you could attribute it to incompetence but idk and don't care too much.
>>541306354>>541306719>>541306727>>541306802>>541307236i think Shitaru was just farming number of games to get into the candidates, so the ELO thing doesn't really affect him, he still can do that part
>>541307797AliReza and Ding did the same thing years previous, and in arguably more scummy/dirty ways than Hikaru, at least Hikaru is just joining random shitter tournaments instead of getting a tournament handcrafted for him by his shills
>>541307142No.
>>541306802>I remember almost everyone ITG was on mqagnus side and now we are basically hans's fanclub lolI remember it differently but on /sp/ it was really bad the few times I went there. I was immediately called a kike, shill, etc. for suggesting that Hans didn't cheat against Magnus. I don't think there were that many Magnus dickriders in /chess/, they were just really loud and smug. The more reasonable people were arguing about his online cheating and not the St. Louis thing.
>>541306802>I remember almost everyone ITG was on magnus sidebullshit
>>541307797yes which is why there is no hikaru-fide drama, unlike narocheatsky who claimed he wasn't trying to farm rating and then seethed when some of it got taken away
Reminder n*rocheatsky threw his friend Brandon Jacobson under the bus after Brandon got banned for innocence by chess.cum.
>>541309930reminder hes a jew
>>541310789You forgot the jewfro, anon.
>>541221929Hikarus white mom took Asian dick, then after she took pajeet dick.
>>541267291She's gonna hit the wall so hard, you can tell she got that type of skin that will fall apart suddenly when she hits 27 or something. Like her face will just start melting and wrinkling.
>>541310789should we send him this?gmnaroditskycoaching@gmail.com
>>541314913>Like her face will just start melting and wrinkling.it already started
>>541309930Damn Qrd? I remember a guy that made many vids about naroditsky weird behavior and one of them was a great video of different GMs playing on TT, everyone was laser-focusing on the screen, no distractions but naroditksy? eyes all over the place, nervous as fuck... I started to believe that he even paid shills on reddit to fence off criticism, and I think it worked because the vid I'm talking about was deleted and the guy that uploaded it can't do anything about it due to legal reasons
>>541309930chesscom was asked about that multiple times and they were quite confident about the ban so I'm not so sure he is innocent
>>541315116ask what his opinion on physiognomy is as well
>>541309930>>541316783how does a gm even get caught cheating? just use the engine to avoid mistakes at key points of the game, not to play insane engine lines
>>541315116>>541318442Is it good?
The AI-slop pictures on the blog section at lichess are awful. No one has any standards anymore.In before >anymore
>>541318580Just look at the Shevchenko case. GMs aren't exactly geniuses.
>>541319671>No one has any standards anymore.no, nobody does, but i have a feeling that everything had been already been enshittified for a few years, so that AI could replace some "workers" that were already doing more damage to the world rather than producing value. like indian customer support for example
>>541319147kek did you send?what did you put as subject?
>>541321095I put "Academical question from a student".I sent it.
>>541321193but what is the question?
>>541321331what his opinion on physiognomy is
>>541321193based there is 0% chance he responds but a decent chance he sees it imo
>>541310789That's very anti-semitic, and very disrespectful. His family was struggling to escape the famine in Soviet Union.
>>541321810He will not respond for sure but he will see it and the thought of him looking at this email makes me laugh
>>541321193>I sent it.RIP anon. They're gonna getcha now.
>>541319147based, /chess/ is still not dead
>>541319147Why are you doing this? Do you have no shame at all?
>>541322767Is this meant to be parody of how cheatsky would react or are you really this much a of a fag?
>>541327002Tell me one (legit) reason to hate him.
>Garry Kasparov's original name was Garlic Weinsteinno wonder he changed it
>>541331121what? i think it was garrik or something. and his last name is definitely kasparov. why would a soviet dude have a germanic name?
>>541331573>why would a soviet dude have a germanic name?t. historylet
>>541329034Do you really need to hate someone to send him some meme pic?I'm not the guy who sent the email but your overreaction is weird you are acting as if it's some horrible crime when it's harmless fun, as for reason why I dislike him personally:Farming ratings from kids, claiming he wasn't doing intentionally and then complaining when he lost less then half the farmed rating is despicable behaviour and I'd like to see you try to deny itHe is a very fake person who puts on this friendly wholesome persona but then when the mask slips you see how spiteful and neurotic he truly is, see when he broke the TT rules on purpose after they specifically asked him not to, got kicked from it then acted like he was the victim somehow.Most importantly he was likely cheating online but you will say he wasn't and I don't feel to argue in circles about this again especially since there is a resident cheatsky apologist(You I assume) who is the most disingenuous faggot I've ever interacted with.I like his videos and his commentary too but I'm not some parasocial retard who thinks any youtuber I like has to be a saint and I must defend his on honor on the internet.
>>541332508>when it's harmless funAs we all know there's only 1 (one) shitposter on the internet and he's only allowed to send one email a day. Harmless you see, but this FUCKING FARMING RATING SHIT on the other hand OOOOOOOOOOO that's pure evil maaaaaan. Nigger, look in the mirror. NTA.
>>541322767>>541332508I'm the guy who sent it. I don't hate him, I just think it's fucking funny. It's that simple.
>have a girl avatar>third worlders sending you friend requests all the timeWhat's up with that? Each time I play against some dude from Bhutan or whatever shithole there exists, I get a friend request. Lol.
>>541333632>see woman on chesscom>check profile>over 100 friendsI don't know anon it's like what's going on?
>>541319147Oh no senpai I'm kekkin hahahahahabahabab
>>541333632This is unrelated but what manga is that from?
>>541334172No idea, I don't watch anime or read manga, I just typed anime girl question mark into google for a reaction pic.
>>541321895>the famineI fail to see the connection.
>>541335205He means his family helped cause a famine to genocide the native population in the ussr under Jewish government
>catfish the shit ot a titled fide instructor, trying to manipulate him into giving you free lessons>he wants to give you free lessons>prep the shit you want to train, make the list>he's happy>"i scheduled us for google meetup :)">...>tfw i thought we will do this via text but the dude is too horny>mfwdid I fuck up? FUCK, I've never worked with a coach, I didn't know these faggots work via mic and a camera.
>>541338607You've worked with humans before, right? What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
>>541338607time to put on a wig and some lingerie and practice your girl voice, lillith.
>>541338895We've been chatting all this time and thought it will continue to be like that during the session. I didn't know that coaches coach through microphones. But I'm a pro scammer and I want my fucking lessons from a fide instructor IM, so I am currently in the process of prepping an AI voice changer. And my cam's broken.
>>541339141kek, good luck.
>>541339141I vaguely remember some chinese guy who used AI filters to look like a hot chick in livestreams and get donations from simps, I don't know how much effort and tech skills that requires just letting you know the technology exists
>>541339512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Wkhz4G6OA
>>541339512>>541339410>>541339669Thank you. I'm going through the tutorial now.With this shit the guy will do everything to improve my chess. I will let you know how it went.
>>541340140how did this start?Did you message him out of the blue or what?
Brood War is a better game because you cannot cheat. 0% chance I am playing against a cheater in BW. What % chance do you have to play against a cheater in chess? It's non-zero, therefore less of a "competition"/game because the result is invalid.
>>541333632They'll never learn.
>>541341357Let's say you want to catfish a titled faggot.You prep an account.>nickname neutral, but more womanly; no name like Julia etc, just some nice nickname that could belong to anyone)>realistic looking girl on the profile picture that is non-reversable; no model pics, just a girl who took a photo of herself(I have multiple folders, each has non-reversable multiple pics of one girl, folders are named after a specific girl. I take them from instagram, twitter, /s/ etc)>real account, make it your main. you can change your current main account to that, too. nicknames can be changed on chesscum>don't accept third worlders into friend lists. when you add someone for spear catfishing, they want to feel that you are theirs, that means, you need to have only them in your friend list. they will feel acknowledged and will be more engaged.Now we need to grab an attention of a titled faggot.You have three main resources.>chess.cum forumMany less intelligent titled people post there often.>lichess or chesscom coach list>chess master gamesI chose the third one. I found a regional tournament in Italy and got a few recent games of a strong IM. I doxed him, he is a FIDE instructor, good player. I found his chesscom account and typed to him with a question about his games. He was surprised and super into talking. When spear catfishing, you start a conversation with a specific topic in mind that almost forces him into conversation; he felt he needs to explain why he made one move after I doubted him. Conversation started and we talked daily, exchanged messages, he sent me his game and analyzed a few games for me. We talked for a week, he got into it and sent me messages 24/7, asked me personal questions, exchanged a few photos, and now he wants to coach me for free. He's super into me.Btw, my account also has a diamond membership for a year, gifted by another scammed retard. I will write how to get a free diamond membership in my next post.
>>541338607What the fuck did you expect, anon? How can you set up such an elaborate charade yet fail to understand how chess lessons work?
>>541318580if they don't cheat regularly, they get no real benefit, and when they start cheating regularly anomalies show up in statistics of their games
>>541343232>now, when you have a good account, play games, normal and daily ones>people will add you>when they add you, send them a message like "Hello, you added me, what's up?", that immediately engages them in conversation and makes them feel as if THEY are the ones who need to impress you, and you are not really that interested>if they don't reply, kick from friend list. the friend list can never be big due to the reason mentioned: they need to feel that "you are theirs", and they are lucky to have you. catfishers with 10000 friends are amateurs.>if they talk to you, play a game together or so, and after two days of conversation (could be shorter, depends on the victim) say something along the lines, ah, I wish I had a premium here, I heard they have a super cool library, but i'm too poor xD>if they catch the topic, there is a huge chance they will gift you a membership>i got multiple diamond memberships, and recently one for a year>never paid a cent to chess.cumFAQ>how to get a good girl pics profile?Look at /s/ and look for girls with sources. Remember, non-reversable, and a realistic looking. Cute, but realistic, non-model pics.Ask anything if you need help or have questions.>>541343286Well, it should work via text if you have a chat and a board...
>>541322767What's there to be "ashamed" about? If anon is smart i'm pretty sure he's using an anonymous email
>>541341726Perplexity can't really cheat either. That was bait. Like most AIs, it's retarded. Even in the ad you can see it made like two blunders.
>>541343451>Ask anythingPlease gib diamond cute fake lady. I love u long time.
>>541343771AI used to have 7 fingers on every hand. Now it looks photo-realistic.Even if current LLMs struggle, next decade they won't.Anon does bring up a good point about the result being invalid in chess since you do not know if your opponent is cheating.Brood War is more physically impressive to watch. Pic related.Average people can understand at a glance how impressive you are with a keyboard.Average people will never understand or appreciate the "deep thinking" that goes on in chess (guy in suit with hands on head moves a piece of plastic every few minutes).
>>541344384Nigga my mother used to be a typist. I'm not impressed by a lil dude playing with a keyboard. >current LLMs struggle I don't doubt they'll get better but it's absolutely pointless to even consider using AI when we have engines like Stockfish that can take down Magnus.>you do not know if your opponent is cheating Yup. Nothing we can do against that, sadly.
>>541344384>glazes BW>posts Losira in an SC2 tournament
Levon just triple flushed pragg this unforced amateur tier blunder in the first flush is quite embarrassinghttps://lichess.org/broadcast/2025-grand-chess-tour-finals--finals/rapid-game-1/L54mMIhE/MNXX4TSF Fabi now has to score +1 in the next 3 blitz games against mvl should be entertaining https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzA1BC8I-3o>>541344384>result being invalid in chess since you do not know if your opponent is cheating.If you win you pretty much know you opponent wasn't cheating, also OTB cheating it's so rare it's negligible
>>541277639televised shogi is so popular, that the recent "CITY" anime even did a gag segment making fun of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS7KueM3SRc
>>541344384The skills used to be good at starcraft carry over into more fields than chess.
>>541346612I am 99% sure this is audio taken from some other tiktok. Also, is it the same studio that made Nichijou?
>>541277639>>541346612I would maybe care a few % more if you showed female shogi with cute girls. I don't give a shit about that game enough to care about old dudes playing.
>>541347752yeah, it's his latest work. Couldn't find the clip with the original audio.
>>541348590and that's exactly why Ryuuou no Oshigoto! exists.
I didn't know gookclick fags were so fucking delusional lmao
>>541348935Imagine how popular chess would get if there was a good chess anime. Second queens gambit.
>>541344384>Brood War is more physically impressive to watch>posts the geekiest gookiest motherfucker on the planet mistaking the pc keyboard for that of a piano'sbruh
>>541344384It's easier to become more famous with either starcraft than with chess.It's easier to make money with starcraft than chess.You can use your computer for other purposes. Chess pieces are only for chess or anal play.
>>541349151he has to be joking, the first time my ex saw me playing bullet she couldn't understand how I could think so fast and thought I was a genius, if she some me play gookclickers she would have got the ick for sure
Remember that retard TheOnoZone?https://lichess.org/@/theonozone1700 lichess will teach you chess for 50 euros / week :Dhttps://www.theonozone.com/offers
>>541349906Just a reminder you can get a titled player from south america and other shitholes to teach you for 5, 10 bucks per hour. lichess.org/coachi can't believe anyone paid that nigger a cent
>>541345913wow, nice comeback Fabi. Exactly the opposite of his world championship attempt.
>>541349906where is the anon that was going to play him?
>>541349817>first time my ex saw me playing bullet she couldn't understand how I could think so fast and thought I was a geniusChess is the best thing a person can learn to impress others. Normalfags will think you're a genius if you are ~800 rated or so. If you are ~1600, you can scam <1000 normies who play regularly that you're titled and they won't see a difference, they'll think you're a monster.Everyone here can do an experiment and play casual bullet matches in a social situation, with others present nearby. Everyone will look at you as if you're a genius. Propaganda around chess being for geniuses is so fucking funny. I had many people irl saying things like "chess is not for me, i'm too dumb haha".
>>541349906unbelievable someone from here just has to troll him in a trial lesson, I can't be bothered to make a believable low rated account on lichess but if anyone gives me the password to one I'll do it and record> <1600 FIDE/USCF or online equivalent (<1700 Lichess rapid/classical, <1400 chess.com rapid).>1600 fide is equivalent to 1400 .scamthe one 1600 fide I know is 1900.scam rapid what is this retard smoking?>>541350168last time this came up I checked his patreon and he had 19 paying members I don't understand how either
>>541350119I just skimmed the list, looks like we have a new queen of /chess/
You cannot get banned for saying "bc" in chat!Please remember when meeting an i*dian in the wild.
>>541352369Isn't that a compliment though.
>>541352538They hate it and start insulting you, it's a big insult in their retarded language.And when they start insulting you, you can report them. Then they get muted.
>>541351634this is an outrageous scam and yet still asking less than a third of onozone lol
>>541352832$15 an hour for lessons from a 1600 is a total scam.$15 an hour to talk to THICK LATINA is a fucking steal.
>>541351634https://ratings.fide.com/profile/3905284
>>541349906>For the weekly and biweekly lessons of TheOnoZone 1:1 Chess Coaching, I use the average of 4.345 weeks in a month to calculate the monthly price.Kek 200euros per month would be too little for such an elite coach, good by him not to get taken advantage of!
>>541351634That's a man.
>>541351634>>541354792My first thought was also>looks like a dudeI don't know what you see in her(?) anon.
>>541354792>>541354891Damn, i thought my brain was wired weird for associating this kind of excessive makeup with fakeness. Glad to know i'm not the only one. It does indeed make women look like trannies.
>>541355270It's a shame because she used to be a cute kid.
>>541355270The sharp face bones, chin, cheekbones, lips, eyes...Poor girl.
>>541355471>>541355440>>541355270I think she looks hot. I would gladly let her "mate" me, if you catch my drift.
>>541355724Well she's 1814 FIDE so of course she would mate you, whether you let it happen or not.
TheOnoZone isn't even skilled enough to get minimal 1400 FIDE rating and the dude is over 3x more expensive than her
>>541356208maybe rating isn't the most important thing for a coach? surely a 1700 lichess could teach beginners, perhaps even better than a IM or GM because they're closer to that level so they know how a beginner might think or they just have a knack for explaining and spoon-feeding things in a compelling way.
>>541356208But anon a 1700 Lichess is like a 1900 FIDE!!!
>>541356642he wants to coach "adult improvers", not people who don't know how pieces movewould you trust him to make a ~1000 chesscom guy a better player?
>>541356642Anon, you can get a certified FIDE Instructor who's at least CM level for like 10 dollars.
>play like an absolute moron against Chesscom's 700 ELO bot>still winI can't beat the 850 ELO bots though. Not yet.
>>541356642There is no reason anyone weaker than him should ever waste money on even a competent coach much less this fraud, consistent play,analysis, puzzles and occasional youtube videos will make anyone with a shred of talent for the game stronger than this clown in a year at most, if not he was ngmi anyway.There is nothing good a 1700lichess can teach a beginner that he couldn't get from a couple random instructional youtube videos or one entry level chess book, not to mention all the misconceptions about chess that conman must have and is inflicting on his "students"
>>541360701I got to 1550-1600 chess.com rapid in one year, and I didn't know how the pieces move before that. I just spam Andras Toth, Naroditsky, puzzles, and skimmed through a positional strategy book.I'm pretty sure I'm better than this faggot, how much is 1700 lichess blitz in comparison to chesscom?
>>5413609131700 Lichess blitz is a bit under 1400 Chesscum blitz.
>>541360913there you go, you were watching the good stuff but even if someone watches the clickbaity slop that comes up if you just search "chess tips" on youtube they will get everything onozone could teach them and more in a couple hours worth of gothamjew/chessvibes/remotechess accademy etc>control the center and activate the kind in the endgame bro!that will be 50$ plus tip
Just gonna grab an elo off ya if ya wouldn't mind
>>541362651Funniest is that Kf5 for white not only avoids stalemate by giving the black king a square to move, it's also mate in 2 after Kxh5 Rh1# which that guy would've easily figured out if he had learned the king and rook vs. king mate pattern. But no, keeping the h-pawn defended was more obviously more important, can't allow the shiny number to go down even though i'm already up a million pieces with a won game. Here we see a position showcasing a clear example of the brainrot caused by the belief in imaginary material points.
>>541362651lmao
>>541321193>>541319147oh nonono lmao
Why do plebbitors love sucking Lichess' knob so much?>chesscom thread>JUST USE LICHESS BRO>LICHESS HAS SO MUCH MORE TO OFFER BROIt's cult-like.
>>541301686>we're really not that relevantyes we are. I originally posted the videos of narocheatskys eye movement during games and then it found its way to kramnik from there and caused a several month shit storm
>>541362651What was on a1?
>>541365018I don't know. Chess.scam is unironically better for gameplay because they have an actual anticheat.
>>541366402Exactly. They're being ridiculous.
lichess lets me play with my friends without either of us making an account
>>541366617>friendsAre you talking about us?
>>541366965maybe
>>541366965who else would i be talking about sillybilly
>>541367097>>541367130I knew it.
>>541366492>>541366402>>541365018How much do you get per post? Serious question man i'm pretty broke too, could use a shilling job for a while
>>541367956reddit somewhere there -->
>>541367956100 rupees
i just fucked up a dude so much bros, played like stockfish, all the best movesi had 95% accuracyi fucked him up so much he spammed rematchesfeels good
>>541360913I peaked 1700 rapid .scam years ago and I didn't know shit about chess and I couldn't find 2 move tactics to save my life.That stuff about comparing ratings between sites is bullshit, and if anything lichess 1600s are stronger than .scam 1600s (I am currently 1800 blitz and 1900 rapid, though haven't tested myself in rapid in a month or two)
>>541369674>years agotry playing rapids 1700 on .com now, they'll be significantly higher. ratings have deflated a looooooot.
>>541369825i mean significantly harderi am a bit drunk, apologies.
>>541369380>spammed rematches How pathetic.
>>541369674>if anything lichess 1600s are stronger than .scam 1600s It takes about 30sc of googling to see that this is bullshit. https://lucasbertola.github.io/chessEloManager/https://chessratings.org/https://chessgoals.com/rating-comparison/https://chessily.com/lichess-to-chess-com-rating-converter/>inb4 autistic screeching about how the data is lying somehow
>>541366370Pawn turned into queen
>>541138395This, but unironically
Where do I find chess friends to play with online?
Where's the French anon who bought Blitz?I wanted to MTL it...
>>541378397It's 3AM here. I'll post volume 1 eventually but not the rest because I can't be arsed. Blitz was pretty shit and not worth the effort I already put into ripping it. I need to do one last manipulation to make sure the scans can't be traced back to me but it's something rather CPU intensive that makes my computer shit bricks.So yeah, it will be done but I need some time.
>>541377968post a challenge link here
>>541378923If I send my email here, will you send all the volumes without the metadata removal? I just want to read it.
>>541378923>I'll post volume 1 eventually but not the rest because I can't be arsedwtf manvolume 1 is the only one that can easily be found online, give us the rest of it
>>541378923come on bro send all of it
>>541379375If I could I would but it's not that easy. The metadata removal part is rather hands-free. Everything that comes before isn't.I need to manually download a volume by chunks of 20 pages or so. The scans AREN'T numbered and named something stupid like "hdhet564gh_". So I need to run a OCR script that detects the page number on the scans and renames the files accordingly. But sometimes it fails. Some other times the pages don't feature a page number at all. That means I have to go through the source to see where each page would slot and rename it manually. Rinse and repeat. Then I do the metadata thing. I ain't doing all that again.If you want to give it a shot yourself get a free trial on Mangas dot io and knock yourself out. I'm going to bed.
>>541379568Wrong. CHAPTER 1 can easily be found online. Not the whole volume.
>>541380238you can just send all pngs in a zip and we will sort it anon
>>541380238>So I need to run a OCR script that detects the page number on the scans and renames the files accordinglycant you just get them page by page in order and number them that way?also i managed to find volumes 1-3 online now so just 4 and 5 that are missinghttps://globalcomix.com/c/blitz
>>541381675Does it really have faggotry? lol
>>541381987kek didnt notice that, i hope not
>you defeated a player 100 elo above you>it was a premium member>you broke his 10 win streak
>>541381987the main girl is cute, it would be retarded to turn it into fags domain
>>541382506you are the weapon dannys algorithm sent to destroy him
us championships soonratings are uscfno dominguez. awonder is now 2710 FIDE
>>541385189EZ Hans dub
>>541380238>>541381675i made a userscript to download and name the images for you, here: https://pastebin.com/mKPrgV6Ci tested it on the free one and it works fine, you just open one of the chapters and go "save images"
>>541385348Hallo butiful
>>541277639Sasaki's sealed move was 38. B@64
Yesterday I became a 1200 rapid chad.This is the first morning that I wake up as 1200 chad
>>541393295good morning mr 1200 sir
>>541385604Will check it out. Cheers.
>>541385348my beautiful autist, Rose Atwell
I won an endgame.
>>541385189>hey so I think we should introduce another guy who's pretty good at chess. Any idea what we should call him?>idk, "a wonder", lol? Get it?The guys in charge of our simulation are taking the piss, I swear. And don't get me started on Nazi Parkside.
Just saw the Pragg - Aronian gamesHow is it possible Pragg is literally THAT bad?
>>541398945how is it possible you need to ask
>>541277639Fujii won in 75 moves. The next game will be played 10/16-17.
https://lichess.org/BCU6TvxX
>>541344384>>541349438Fuck off, Larpov
https://lichess.org/VmD3QMuc
Can Fabi win the Candidates this time? Seems like he worked hard to no longer be a choker
>>541415512nah we gettin some bluebaum kino fr fr
>>541417143borebum is the designated punching bagan anon correctly predicted that whoever 2-0'd Abasov would win the previous Candidates so that's probably gonna be his role now. he might be too solid for that but we'll see.
>>541385604Thanks anon, that was very helpful.MTLanon, tell me whenever you're ready and I'll tell you how you can reach me.
>>541422656I'm ready.
>>541423409Please download SimpleX Chat and send me a one-time invitation link.You don't need to create an account, share your email or phone number.
>>541423782https://smp9.simplex.im/i#LAzI8_eN6juwKWp0BgkeE7_CZ9vpTsEv/lD0GM0KLSSlFcCbEjIH0HDVSJlRDkDVIagen4JjfiqI
>>541424150btw anon, you're not a glowie, right?
>>541424953Fortunately not. I will MTL everything in a couple of days and share it with you later anons. There are ten volumes, in general 81 chapters.Kasparov looks weird btw.
>>541424953>>541425174thanks to both of youcan get volumes 1-3 in english here also so you could skip those: https://globalcomix.com/c/blitz
>>541425174>Fortunately notThank god.>Kasparov looks weird btw.Like a chad, you mean. btw there's no force ghost Kasparov in this manga. Fucking false advertising.
>>541425584pic rel is how i feel when winning after setting up the lucena
>>541425293>https://globalcomix.com/c/blitzonly the first 20 pages of each volume are free here than you have to become a paying member, I won't call you name just because I like this general but you really should have checked before posting
>>541425293cute girlsis there romance?
>>541428709damn thats aids, i just skipped through some pages of vol 3 and it all seemed finemy bad
>>541429018Nah.The MC starts playing chess to impress a girl but that's about it.
>>541429385Sucks, I hoped for romance with the main girl
Satisfying counters, anyone? Post your most satisfying counters.
what did kasparov mean by this
>>541429574Do you guys have lucky chess pieces?
Who else has taken the Grand Prix pill?
>>541429574It's Beth Harmony's lucky chess piece. The queenside cuck knight blocked by c6 in the caro kann
>>541429574Kasparov didn't write anything for this manga, THOUGH.
the goat
>>541430563My chess ancestor :)
>>541429574wut mango is this?
>>541431069Blitz, chess manga
>>541429574big hulk hogan fan
what elo are the characters from this manga?
>>541431607In volume 9, one of the characters is utterly aghast when an opponent suddenly forks their pieces.I hope this answers your question.
>>541432807I thought they'll be strong club players and will meet some titled guys lol
>>541432898They are. Allegedly.Most games are ripped straight from Lichess, btw.
I need tips.I am a decent rapid/classical player, I can play well. I play positionally. I am 1900 rated on ccom rapid.But i fucking suck dicks and cocks on blitz. I can't win anything in blitz lichess anonymous pool. I win like 1 game out of 5. I play moves, then suddenly see there was some tactic/better move one second after moving, and I want to kill myself.How do i learn this shitty time control?
>>541439756puzzles storm and doing puzzles on easy/easiest quickly should help but the main thing to get good at blitz is just playing a lot of it
What's the rating I need to have to stop feeling embarrassed when answering "what's your rating"? Is there some number where I stop being a disgusting retarded shitter moron monkey?
>>541455231I dunno, what's your rating?
>>5414560561500 chess.com :(
>>541456128I'd be happy with that, personally.
>>541456282I'm not. My rating wouldn't even qualify to obtain a FIDE rating. If I went to a club, I'd be the weakest guy there. I just want to get better.
>>541455231>>541456128you can tell that to anyone who isn't serious about chess and he will consider you strong, only club players will know it's nothing special but even then they wouldn't consider it an embarrassing rating unless you got into the conversation by bragging about your chess skills or something like that
You guys remember colonel Young from Stargate Universe? This is him now.
>hardstuck 2000 for the last 3.5 years
>>541460480>1990The fuck.
>>541460480he studied all those books and it did absolutely nothing for him.
White to play. Mate in one. Go.
>>541462283it's cute but it's extremely easy as is, specifying mate in one makes it a no brainer
>>541462715Might not be easy for everyone, anon.
>>541462775There's not many possible moves, and it's not hard to see that there are only two possible moves that are checks.
underpromotion and en passant mate puzzles are cheesy
>>541466379How dare you.
>>541466430Anon's right. The point of puzzles is to train your tactical vision and calculation. Underpromotion and en passant puzzles are gimmick puzzles that do not rely on these two factors. They are not puzzles, they are comedic positions to "solve".
How do i study an opening exactly?
I've lost 6 of my last 8 games, most in retarded ways, and I feel like killing myself again for being such a subhuman piece of shit that I can lose 6 games at the 800 level at all
>>541468475I dont even like this fucking game, I only play it to make myself feel smart and not like a complete fucking wasting my life and when I can't get that I just want to fucking die for being so fucking subhuman
>>541468334lichess dbbotom text
I don't care what anyone else says. Chess skill is a measure of your self worth and being bad at chess is evidence of you being a lesser person.
Who played white here multiple choice edition:A. StjepanB. PraggdanandaC. This was an anon bullet game challenge from last weekD. Gothamchess
>>541468475>>541468642Oh it's you again.
>>541470554why is pragg even an option a super GM would never play a move half as bad as Qe2 was here even gothamjew is too strong do to something like that,has to be stjepan or an anon
>>541468475You would probably play much better if you didn't get so emotionally invested in itI feel bad for you I could try coaching you if you want, I'm 1900
>>541470554bullet game
>>541471770I don't set out thinking I'm going to be emotionally invested, but I totally am because I have nothing else going on in my life. But I've always been like this about losing games, since I was 5 years old I could never handle it well.I should not need coaching at this level. The idea that I would fills me with even more self loathing and I would rather just quit entirely and subject myself to that. But thank you for the offer.
>>541471770Why would you coach a bipolar dude who hates chess and refuses to train?Save yourself the trouble. He'll find something else to hyperfixate on next month.
>>541471860>>541471235Good guesses but no this game was played between sgm Pragg and Aronian rapid otb yesterday
>>541473445I do train, I do puzzles and have been going through one of the books posted in this thread, plus watch videos and stuff
>>541473445Reading >I only play it to make myself feel smart and not like a complete fucking wasting my lifeMade me empathize with him because I also got obsessed with chess when I was at the lowest point and made a similar post in this general which said> I just want to get good at this fucking board game to remind myself I was special at some point(shout out to the anon who called me a dried up millennial cunt which allowed me to find this post in the archive)I didn't get good as I wished but I got my life somewhat back together and chess helped with that
>>541461605>it did absolutely nothing for himWouldn't really say that, 2000 FIDE is quite a strong rating for someone starting chess so late in life. I wonder if he still has those problems with tactical blunders tho.
>>541475058https://youtu.be/Oq5RXzrVI_g?si=T01m46zKlZ2m1fYXThis guy's been doing all the Lazlo Polgar mate in 2s, good resource.Make sure you don't waste time learning openings as a gigashitter because your opponents will just hang full pieces and pawns
>>541476196what's the point of this instead of just going through the book yourself?
>>541476849Cuz I don't have the book
>>541474376I know anon I was playing along with the joke but seriously qe2 is a move I would beat myself up over it's crazy that a GM would do such a thing he wasn't even in time trouble
>>541467009Midwit opinion. Funnily enough, also factually incorrect
>>541476907>I don't have [well known book that exists as digital media]is it a moral thing or a skill issue?
>>541477357Chess books always have absolute dogshit graphics that will give your visual cortex cancer before you ever improve at the game.
>>541385348alice lee looking like bobby lee in a wig
>>541477539>dogshit graphics????
MTLanon. I was thinking.If you don't upscale the scans, could you crop+shift the colors or add a watermark to the scans that don't need to be translated?Just to be safe.(upscaling would be great but I don't know if you've got a good enough rig. I know mine struggles.)
>>541477539https://ausee.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/23.pdflooks fine to me, literally the first result by googling "laszlo polgar 5334 problems pdf" didn't even have to bother with anasarchive or anything
>>541344384lol holy shit add “talking about how impressive some players APM’s are” to the list of things that drive this general bonkers… if only i knew that was yet another sore spot for the fatties with fat fingers ITG i would have been posting stuff like Webm-related. i was always an APM demon myself would regularly get like 320 at LAN. nothing impresses people more in that context.
>>541479658What is going on here?
>>541456728so true, bullet is where chess truly turns into a sport. also hyperbullet.
>hang two pawns to tactics like a retard>want to resign because you don't feel good today, had a super bad day, fuck it>keep playing a few more moves>dude hangs an exchange>proceed to do clinical endgame with all the best moves and mate the guywas worth not resigning, but fuck this game, not playing anymore tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MaO_fLVflYUSA vs i*dia, live, rapid games of country's top playersI hope you americans will rape the jeets. Don't disappoint me.
>>541487453Kek
A reminder that Hikaru has a few immortal games, that's more than Magnus
>>541489506Oof size: LARGE
Gukesh about to get CLOWNED again, gonna be kino
Gukesh still sounds like a racial slur to me
>>541487453I'm laughing so hard at this UFC style intro lmao
I hate h*karu, but I hate indians more. For the first time ever I will cheer for Hikaru, and this is the only time I spell his name like a normal person.
I don't even remember the last time I experienced cringe, I thought I had no fucks left to give, but good lord that was bad
national anthem of indiaturn the sound off fast or you will get ear poop infection
Why didn't Gueskh carry the India flag?
>>541491797AHHH TOO FUCKING LATE
i can't stop laughing at these indian accents
Shameless commentator using Hans' phrase twice while they invited a boon niglet instead of Hans
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
ENTIRE EUROPE CHEERING FOR THE UNITED STATESLET'S GOOOOO AMERIBROS
>>541487453I thought about attending but the tickets were $140 each
I have terrible zoloft brainfog right now. I choose to believe that's what's holding me back
Today they are AmeriTHINS
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>541492810If Hans transitioned, he can play on the women's board
>>541493381Get off those jewish drugs they're poison.
Holy fucking shit, actually subhuman still
i don't know these kids
Okay I took a few hours off and I'm still completely fucking dogshit, actually even worse than I was before. I will be below 700 by the end of the day.Also, what's some good music to listen to? I am totally sick of everything I used to like
HE WILL FUCKING DIE
I love how shamelessly biased the pajeet commentator is
I'm blundering M1's like a fucking 300 at this point. I have such bad brain fog I'm not even trying to predict or think about what to do next
>jeet commentator: white has a winning position but guys... flagging is on the tablelmao jeets gotta jeet
Good job, kid.
That game was so good
God forgive me... but i would
Holy shit, Carissa
2 pookies right here
any stream without jeet commentator?
I don't know anything about women chess, who's that carissa girl? amazing tactics
What one hour without a large white phallus does to divya :’(
Carissa (yes, I would) DILDO RAPED, SCISSORS RAPED, SUCKED HER TOES, MADE HER WET and ABSO-FUCKING- LUTELY DEFEATED DIVYA
>>541497742C2 is doing a stream, probably just with Christian
>>541499310Nevermind it has the jeetoid
>15 minute breakman, it's 04:15 AM, i want to see jeets getting fucked 5-0, come on
Clumsy ol Indian bubbling his head around knocking down all the pieces SAAR bay my carpet SAAR you like much
HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCKING DIE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I keep playing on instinct and accomplishing nothing. My brain doesn't want to actually turn on and pay attention, I'm very lazy
>>541505930I LOST CONCENTRATION AND BLUNDERED AFTER TYPING THIS FUKCING COMMENT LMAO
>>541506158take a chill pill bro
Alright I'm thinking this is the last game of chess I should ever play. I am completley mentally broken. Not even trying to pay attention to the games anymore. I'm on Zoloft, THC and trying to listen to something at the same time and it's not going to work and I have no will power to improve by actual effort. I am a low will person, the beta of all beta males. In this incredibly short game I made like 75 fucking errors and I really should just quit. This game has beaten me, I am not cut out for anything intellectual; just like I wasn't cut out for anything athletic and it made me cry as a kid; just like I wasn't cut out for anything social and it made me cry as a teenager and young adult; just like I wasn't cut out for anything sexual and that's why I'm a virgin retarded faggot today; it's all the same story at the end of the day. I don't want to try.
>>541506761maybe get some more jew brainwashing pills from your jew doctor that might help
>>541506968I need to try something because my life and mental health are in shambles
>>541507156quit drugs and your retard pills, develop some willpower and start lifting weights, eating healthy and spending time in nature
Sirs....
those lips hhhhnnnngggggg i wanna bite them
>>541507273wow thanks bro I'm cured.
>>541507729get your test levels checked
>>541507156I think you're a tranny and you're having a meltdown. Every time you lose, do 10 push-ups
>>541507804I did, they're fine.>>541507974I might be. I can do 25 no problem. Mix it in with some squats
>>541507315Lips that were handcrafted by God himself to glide up and down the shaft of BWC
>>541509003TRVKE
FLUSHED
>>541506761Stop smoking weed. Start exercising. I used to be a complete mental wreck some time ago too until i started running. I picked up pic related and did the whole thing to the end (even though i was a lardass that could barely walk without getting tired when i first started). Trust me when i tell you: endurance exercise is the best way to get rid of neurosis and make your mind stronger. And there's something particularly special about running that i can't really describe. It is a fact that it completely changed me. Giving this at the very least a try will almost certainly result in a great improvement in your life. You just have to start. I recommend following the program in pic related, aside from a small difficulty curve in week 4 it's a really great place to begin.Here's a link with a good read about this if you need a more scientific convincing:https://edwp.educ.msu.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/29/2020/06/Ratey_2008_Depression.pdf
Wesley So is confirmed to play the World Cup. This will be the Wesley come back arc.
>>541507315>two strongest chess nationsChina? the women would be unbeatable for one.
>>541512940Let's fucking goGod willing, he will pull it off this time. Ko format is much better for him than the Grand Swiss anyway.
This is what an immortal game is BTWhttps://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1795096>oh but magnus had game 6 of the WCNot an immortal.Magnus has never played an immortal and thus is a negligible contributor to chess
>>541516132Chadgnus is too good to partake in "immortal" games where opponents are evenly matched. The Magnus simply crushes his enemies before moving on with his life.Shitkaru wouldn't understand.
>and then he posted the funny frog again. That was incredible!>I love my white husband so much!
>>541482903just one more
>>541507315>>541518109I kinda get yellowfever but poofever is weird, ok she's probably in the top 10% of female poos but for human standards she's not attractive
>>541523656i hate jeets but shes pretty hot
Just saw some Nezhmetdinov games, so i tested out the sacs. The result is better than i expected.
>>541507315Divya is dating Nihal. This is known in high level chess circleshttps://youtube.com/shorts/AkKhMsj1VJU
Do you also feel disgust when you see you have an indian as your opponent? I abort immediately and pretend this didn't happen. Chess made me so racist towards them it's unreal
>Team USA>A Japanese, Italian, Russian, Chinese and Nigerianlmao
>>541533113Ridiculous. The only American of the top level chess, Hans Niemann, is banned from the most prestigous American clubs and never gets invites to American invite tournaments.
>>541533214>Niemann >not German
>>541534075>Fischernice a*ericans you got there, chess players
>>541523656She's very pretty. You're just poocist.
>>541534363Anon, I am afraid your type is a bit skewed. NTA and I can assure you that she is objectively not attractive.
Did gukesh suddenly stop cheating after the world champion title, or why is he getting rolled like a 2400 ex-GM?
>>541535380Too many eyes on him + new security measures. That's why indians are getting steamrolled in tournaments recently.
stop saying Caruana is italian, maybe his great-great-grandfather was... but he could not even order with correct pronounciation at Olive Garden
>>541536129>stop saying Caruana is italianAny wiki of the world will tell you pic rel. It's only the English wiki that adds>he's an italian... uhhh and an american chess player!
>>541535124>another poocistReally /chess/? Really?
>>541536267>Any wiki of the world will tell you pic relLooking at the Spanish and French wikis, he's called an Italian-American. Why would you lie about something so easily disprovable?
Hello to the Chikos and the Chikas, in this video we will need to talk about a topic that is quite close to my heart, it is close because a student of mine sent me a video recently, and I remembered how I was in the very same situation as he was when I was a teenager, eager and ambitious to prove myself on stage. My student asked, coach, during last tournament, my opponent smelled, smelled very very badly. And it is something we need to eventually deal with, and even more in the next years due to the popularity our royal sport gained in India. Let me walk you through the scene. So, my student went to the tournament, did not look up who he is going to play against, did not prep anything, thus, also did not prep any measures against the smell. This is important. We need to know, we need to prepare, and we need to be ready. No one is going to hand you the anti-smell measures, as the whole hall needs them, no one has free ones to give out. So you need to know who you are going to play against and prepare against the smell. Hide your nose, grab a tic-tac, close your nose and breathe with the mouth. In the most extreme situations, you are allowed to call an arbiter and ask him for help.
>>541536129>, maybe his great-great-grandfather wasBoth his parents are italians born and raised in italy he's a second generation immigrant he's not one of those "italian"-american larpers you are thinking off, he represented italy until 2015 when sinquefield payed him to switch federationOn the other hand he's a white dude who was born in america so when mutts claim him I don't find it as ridicolous as when they claim mishra washington,wesley,aronian, lenier etc
>>541537116Amateur.
>>541537116Thank you coach!
>>541537498He's still an american larper tho and I won't change my mind until I hear him say "spaghetti" in italian instead of brooklynese
THIS LINE IS FUCKING DIABOLICALABSOLUTE RAPE OF A LONDONNIGGERLook at this, you won't see anything more kino. 97% accuracy.
>>541530410She's very cute even by European standards. She must be a supermodel there. Nihal is a manlet. I don't get this
>>541494626What a shitty "event" . Literally pic related. This zoomer chess is getting more and more ridiculous.
>>541540437queens gambit was the worst thing that could happen to chess
Jeets are seething about Hikaru throwing the king into the audience because India lost 5-0 kek
>>541541027That's a cunt move, though.
>>541541027jeets b so fragile
>>541541027What's timmy gonna do-ACK
>>541541189They were told by the organizers to do it.
>>541541457Wew.
>>541541027Why are they even seething at a scripted amerimutt television moment?
kek
>>541541027>jeet winsINDIAN N1 SAAR WE ARE THE BEST THE WORST INDIA PLAYER IS BETTER THAN ANY NON INDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>jeet losesSAAAR BE HUMBLE NO NEED TO BE DISRESPECTFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I guess I shouldn't expect lowly beasts with a gorilla tier IQ to have any self-awareness but their hypocrisy is really baffling
>>541539970>She's very cute even by European standardswtf?no she isn't if you are actually european take a walk down the street and count how many girls in that age range you see are better looking than her and how many aren't, I'd be surprised if the ratio isn't at least 2-1, for me it would be 5-1 at minimum
desu taking the opponent's king away and throwing it to the people is kino symbolism, why aren't we doing that?
>>541543530Because we're not apes.
>>541543530never played a monkey irl so no chance to do it
kek next time pajeets will say "ALL OF THEM ARE PAKIS"
>put a girl on your profile picture>first game>indian>decide to not abort>WHERE U FROM>UR PROFILE PICTURE BEAUTIFUL>VERY PRETTY WOMAN>WHAT S UR NAME>spams friend requestsCan't make this shit up, lmao
>>541549357>>541547819please god please just trap them all in that country and burn it all to the ground
>>541550038Too late anon. London has fallen. They're coming for us all.
>>541539486look what they need to just to mimic a fraction of our power.
>SEA monkey blunders a piece on move 4>then an exchange one move 5>still plays on until mate>in rapid>at 1900.scamHe wasted almost 15 minutes of his life for a one in thousands chance he would save 8 internet points, god damn never resigners piss me off so much >>541539486nice game but your opponent went out of his way to help you, who the fuck would play gxh5?
>>541533214>>541534075Hans is part Danish.
>>541553836A lot of germans are, yeah.
>sir do you even know what curry is sir???
>>541556315kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NStpGYwqXtU&t=3sif you sort the comments by new here you can see hundreds of poos seething
>>541556315lmao jeet
>>541557006>mfw I agree with the poosShould have thrown both kings, desu.
>>541557832That's spergy af. Bros just throwing pieces around. With one king there's at least symbolism that the WC ain't shit. Which is based..
>>541558194>that the WC ain't shitMeh.
>>541557006
>>541558319do you think flukesh is a legit wc?
What's the correct term: pajeeta, pajeetess, or pajeetrix?
>>541557006They are noticing
>>541560165>best thing to do is to come to America and pursue the American dream>What's up with all the immigrantsWhat they need to notice is irony.
>>541559756>pajeetaFemale indian.>pajeetessKshatriya female indian.>pajeetrixFemale indian more than happy to step on your balls and suffocate you with her ass.
>>541560471>jeets have a class called ok shart in ya(street)
BLOODY YOU BLOODY
BLOODY BASTARD HIKARU BLOODY
>>541562061>ChikaruHeh.>GPT postWell at least it's proper english.
>>541562061>we hope future moment reflect the same grace and respect you've always embodied throughout your remarkable careerthey don't know lmao
what did he mean by this
>>541562658
>>541562658Throwing the king was too brutal of a takedown for this gentle sport to bare witness too. A true horror. You're a monster. Return to tradition of being a S O Y passive beta male as all chess players are. What he's saying is no sudden movements or you'll spook the herd of chess watchers.
>>541557006kek jeets are pathetic>b-but HE WAS ONLY A CHILD>HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER
The only 64 move game magnus has played was a draw by agreement.He has never been blessed by caissa with a 64 move win and thus is spiritually insufficient to be a chess spokesperson.
>4chan now supports Hikaruwhat a world
>>541568321I don't.
>>541568321I simply despise jeets much more than him doesn't mean I like him by any means, I imagine it's the same for most people ITT
>>541568321I think the only groups this gen would hesitate to support against jeets are jews, nigs and trannys.
>>541568321I was originally rooting for Fabi to be the next WC, but now I want Hikaru to win as it will cause maximum seethe for /chess/, reddit, the indians, kramnik and hans bros
I've never seen this Traxler variation before.
>>541568321>supportslollmao eveni just want to see chaos and laugh my ass off, that's about it
>>541568321>laughing at indians = liking hikaruretarded?
>mfw my mere existence makes predditors foam at the mouth
Hikaru should do pic related at the next usa vs india event
>>541577174>SHAWN IS A FAGThis is problematic...
>>541563040How can he throw??
Jeets are absolutely seething everywhere online over fraudkeshes gay lil loser king getting chucked. I've only ever seen hans do something this based but knowing shitkaru hes probably going to apologize and give his wife to a bvll for tribute
>>541579667I would be surprised if he apologized, but I could easily see him making a video where he says he meant no disrespect and it was just an act of exuberance in an event which was specifically intended to be entertainment for a crowd, as opposed to a serious traditional chess event.
Alright let's load up a bully game improobers cope n seethe and boom 8 moves premoved let's throw on a podcast and alright let's lock in and grab the diag give a pinski lewinsky on the knight
Indian fans are reeeeeeing because of Hikaru and honestly it comes off as pathetic on a national level
>>541480208That is Artosis, he's the greatest starcraft caster of all. John Madden of Starcraft.
>>541589248Really. It looks like he's fighting osteoarthritis.
did they not get the memo that cheatkesh is finished? Might as well jump ship to pragg before it gets too embarrassing at the world championship match
>>541594860First there's gonna be a rematch in India. Same teams. Burgerland will play black this time around.
>jeet memes >more jeet memes I swear there is something deep deep in the zoomer skull that doesn’t allow them to be funny or original. they can only repeat old stale memes with a sort of “AM I FITTING IN YET” attitude. it’s this forced kind of 4chan culture that never really existed. and the spamming from 5 IP’s is off the fucking charts.
>>541598883Poo in loo
>U1700 USCFlol lmao even
>>541574587How did this nigga even get the job?
>no challenge linktry again
>>541598883>reminder
>>541598883Since we say "pajeeta", why don't we say "pajeeto"?
>>541601408pajeetx is the more culturally appropriate term
>>541599794By being good at chess.
Do you think Hikaru or Fabi will be the First American World Champion before Hans?
>>541603101I hope Fabi wins it so we can end the meme wc cycle. Second pick is Hikaru wins candidates and Gukesh yeets his king after defending the title. Third pick is a younger American than Hans pulls up and wins it all. Hans winning would be alright I guess he's Americas brightest talent afterall just kind of meh narrative.
>tfw you leave your knight on f3 undefended by pushing the g pawn and then a bishop captures it for free and forks your rooks
>>541611964some guy did this to me today but I was pushing his shit in and it didn't matter
>>541603101my magic eight ball says "maybe"
Apologize.
>im on a loss streak in 200why should I not kill myself
>>541623482if you know how all the pieces move you should probably be around 600 at a minimum. Which pieces movements are you unfamiliar with?
>>541623710I know how they move, I know openings. I'm just fucking retarded.
>>541624060I dont think you know a single thing. What chess book(s) are you currently working through and which ones have you completed previously?
>>541623482>>541624060post a game>>541624216ignore this poster. chess books are a waste of time. play more games and do lichess puzzles.
>>541623482post a challenge link
>>541624292ignore brainrotted 1800 .com blitz zoomers. Books are indispensable when it comes to improving, nothing else comes close
>>541624292>>541624216I think I'm mentally broken because I legitimately have no idea what I'm doing anymore. I was comfortably 800 a year ago and this is me now.
>>541624917holy get rekt faggot lmao
>>541625336is this better
>>541626342No one cares about your games. Read the Soviet primer and don’t post in my general again until you’ve finished it
>>541626836hehehe
>>541624917>>541626342Stop playing blitz and stop playing 10+0. Pick up a basic book (anons usually recommend Play Winning Chess, i like the Soviet Primer but it's a little hardcore for a beginner's book) and play slow games to practice what you've learned. Be sure to think before every move. Don't try to play by gut feeling.
>chess bookswho the fuck even reads those... you'd have to be a professional chess player already to survive the boredom
>>541624779you can do much more with the tools of lichess than with a book, you'd have to be absolutely insane not to see that
>>541633565It's called not having tiktok-induced ADHD.
>>541633943Rating?
>>541537498Mishra was born in the US
>>541639237brown
>>541537525Remember when Vicks vapoinhaler used to have L-methamphetamine as the active ingredient?
>>541541858https://youtu.be/aq6gDQRVeVQ?si=qPuhtNoPzr4_dyUQ12:35 carissa gets burned, she's seething internally so hard.
>>541640530>All around me are familiar faces>Worn out places, worn out faces>And I find it kind of funny>I find it kind of sad>The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
>>541639237jeets will never be considered citizens of whatever western country they infest at best you can claim he's part of the american fauna
>>541639831>>541641757Look what you guys have summoned, are you happy with yourselves now?
>>541640530damn Pookie caught a stray
>>541642517shoo shoo stinky winky
>>541634802I bought super-recommended chess books that I couldn't force myself to read way before tiktok started being a thing... they're just so fucking boring and not even that insightful, picrel
>>541642647>spend your whole life studying and playing chess>work your way up to being a contender in womens chess>get invited to many tournaments over the years>becomes somewhat famous, people recognize you and blow smoke up your ass constantly, living on cloud 9 daily, life is amazing>tournament director basically tells you that you are not taken seriously because of your low elo>number two player in the world that you look up to laughs extremely hard at this joke, basically saying without words that you are a worthless patzer>realize you are only famous because you are female, if you were male you would be a literal who>have suicidal ideation in the moment due to the humiliation of it all broadcast on chessbase indias youtube channel
Based Hikaru making the entire subcontinent of india and their diaspora seethe this hard. Maybe I judged you too harshly
>>541643462Her game was the most interesting one from the entire event desu, so it feels bad.The nigerian was also really good.
Sam Sevian ripping Hans' king was so much more kino, but in this case the jeet seething is much more fun
>>541643330I prefer tactics books. I think they're much better than online tactics. Endgame books are nice as well as long as they're not aimed at grandmasters, like Dvoretsky's book. I'm talking more like John Nunn's Endgame book, which an amateur can read and appreciate fairly easily. But strategy books, like the one in your pic, I find boring too.
Anand vs Kasparov 960 match in St. Louis starting tomorrow
>>541643462>spend your whole life studying and playing chessI watched it a while ago but iirc on csquared she said chess is like a side hustle for her. Although I think she started taking it more seriously now in order to become a gm and get that Sinquefield bag.
>>541646586
>>541651004https://ratings.fide.com/profile/1413767I am confusion.
>>541624779Based.
>>541647023Sweet. Keep us posted.
>>541624917wtf is f5, just capture that and then developPIECES >> PAWNS Everything went wrong, you cannot weaken your king in that way at the beginning, you are reacting like a faggot, just think about your moves and ASK YOURSELF >What does my FAGGOT OPPONENT want to do? >Does it make sense?>Is he threatening something?if yes, then do something about it, defend, capture, do something to FUCK UP his plansif no, then continue your plans, but you have to ask yourself those questions to understand what is happening, you are basically pushing wood and crying here like a worthless retard. >>541626836this and Play Winning chess by Yasser Seirawan are the way to goDon't say you "know" openings or tactics, be a humble motherfucker and accept you are garbage HONESTLY, and then you can improve, listen to advice and apply it in your games.>nah I know openings bro but I loseyeah bitch that's not the only part of the game
>>541624917>10.Ng5?That's it, you lose already with that faggotry. Analyze your games
>>541624917>>541626342>I know how they move>I know openingsHoly kek if only I could have your confidence.>What's your strategy?>I blow up my center and charge with the king
>>541659840>I blow up my center and charge with the kingAbsolute chesskino.
>>541624917now look this game up in the analysis board, find first mistake and ask yourself why it is a mistake and what to play instead and why
Which way white man?
>>541664678dont need no digital ass board
>>541664795But I have no friends :(
>>541664971you do now, fren
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>>5416646781 looks cool, but how does it work? you connect with some app? where do you have the time, on the apps screen?i thought about buying chessup2 after finding a job but this one ook better
>>541669394>you connect with some app? where do you have the time, on the apps screen?Yup and yup.I'd rather have something with a small screen like the ChessUp2 too, but apparently support is ass.
>>541659840>What's your strategy?>I blow up my center and charge with the kingIt's called being ALPHA. You wouldn't get it
>>541478030MTLanon pls respond
>>541679109Sorry, didn't see. Yes, I'll see what I can do. I will be working on the translations by the end of the week and this weekend.
how did you get into chess, bros?
>>541679715I dislike my half-brother. A toxic person, deceitful, full of bile, unpleasant.He played chess. He had a group of friends who also played chess. We lived in the same household. I saw him play online. This game looks fun, I thought. I should try it.I learned the rules and started playing. I was bad, I didn't know anything but how they move. Center? What's that? Tactics? Strategy? Openings? Endgames? What are you saying, 1. Na3, let's go, he won't see that one coming.One time, my half-brother wanted to play with me. He destroyed me fast. Multiple times.I was angry at myself and proceeded to actually learn the game. I was getting decent fast. I wanted to get revenge, but the fucker stopped playing, threw it away, it got boring for him. But I kept playing and improving, and promised to myself that never again will a person I despise win against me. I've never gotten my revenge. But I estimate he was around ~400-500 of chesscom rating, and I am 2000 now.
>>541656067>just think about your moves and ASK YOURSELF>>What does my FAGGOT OPPONENT want to do?>>Does it make sense?>>Is he threatening something?I got to 1800 chess.com rapid without doing this. I bet actual thinking is only completely necessary at like 2000 fide or something.>>541679715I got interested in chess after watching a Hikaru clip on reddit.
>>541679715originally because I was interested in AI/ML in college and was following stuff like alphazero, the stockfish-leela battles, etc. but I mostly did puzzles and played against bots, stuff like that. in late 2019 a friend of mine picked it up and started challenging me to games which got me my first real experience playing, then covid hit and I needed something to kill the time so it naturally evolved into a more serious hobby
>>541679715i have an avoidant personality and needed something to distract myself with
>>541679353Thanks anon.Honestly, upscaling would solve all my issues so I hope you'll be able to do it. Keep me posted, please. Cheers.
Will Fujii be able to force a fifth game, or will Ito win three games in a row and take another title from Fujii?
>>541682648Do you anon actually know this gay game? do you play it?i am pretty sure only weebs know it, no sane person would learn it, especially with 0 resources in a civilized language
>>541682845I HATE MOONRUNES I HATE MOONRUNES I HATE MOONRUNES
>>541683512moon man moon man can't you see
>>541682845not that anon but i learned it 20 minutes ago and now i'm destroying the weakest stockfishit's a bit boring desu, very slow
>>541664678I bought a Chinese one from Aliexpress at that's almost standard size for 250$. Works fine with Lichess and the lights that light up when pieces move look pretty nice. Too bad I rarely use it
>>541682845weebs play mahjong, not shogi.
>>541685197The only person I know who plays mahjong is a 70y/o grandma (not asian).
>>541685929Yeah mahjong is normie-coded and Akagi weebs aren't that common.
>>541685039>I rarely use itWhy? It's annoying to set up?
>>541685929Look at how fast the mahjong general is compared to /chess/
>>541684504second stockfish also beaten, but it was more retarded, once i got a small advantage it just started moving pawns randomlyhttps://lishogi.org/TL9sp2lI/gotetime for stockfish 3
>>541685039Why would you connect a sketchy piece of chinoid technology to your phone/home network?
>>541686657As far as I'm concerned their general is dedicated to pedophilia and trannyism.
>>541686535Yeah, most of the timeI don't feel like taking it out of the closet it sits in, it's easier to just play on the pc directly. I only use it for when I'm about to play otb(tournament or with friends) to get back my 3d board vision>>541686807Because I trust chink technology more than Israeli/US technology. It's also cheaper. A similar sized electronic set with pretty much identical functionality costs 3xjsmas
>>541686801I cannot calculate this shit game, you can put an earlier claimed piece literally everywhere on the board. Why everywhere? It should be only on your side of the board, it's dumb.
>>541687746Let me guess. You're that anon >>541624917
>>541687893What makes you think so?
>>541687957Similar vibes.
How come 80% of the time I get a game aborted, it's an Indian?
>>541688051Nah, i just try to understand the rules of the chink game. Can't wrap my head around putting the taken pieces.
>>541688070Lucky you.
>>541687746>you can put an earlier claimed piece literally everywhere on the board. Why everywhere?That's what makes it fun and exciting.
>>541688302I can't imagine playing bullet with this rule lol.
>>541688358There's a chess variant with the same rule (crazyhouse), and bullet is pretty much all the top players play.
>>541679715covid+agadmator+it was a completely free and socially acceptable hobby that's still basically just a videogame(this matters for the family)
>>541693267my family never accepted me being autistic about chess, they never did accept anything that didn't make money>CHESS? HOW MUCH CAN YOU MAKE WITH IT?>THEN STOP PLAYING AND FOCUS ON SOMETHING THAT MAKES MONEYlmao
>>541693431I think I would've killed myself or at least turned homeless if my family was like that so you're way stronger than meplus if you actually make good money then maybe they were kind of right for pushing you
>>541693963my mom threatened to kill herself when i dropped out of college, crazy shit. i worked at mcdonalds, moved and cut them off
>>541664678get an old chess computer from eBay. You have a hope of winning since they are pre-Stockfish.
>>541694104wowbut good job standing on your own like that, it's really something
>>541695310thank you anon, it's nice to hear that. i'm proud of myself for surviving them
>>541682845yeah, it's a whole lot of fun. Especially if you find people who match your ability and you start getting into tense checkmate races. Also gained an appreciation for the artistry of complicated checkmate studies, which can go into the hundreds of moves. I gained a lot of tactical strength in chess just from analysis practice for shogi endgames.
>>541696074Where can I train them too? I don't know anything about that game.
>>541695197For me the major selling point of these is to have a OTB-like experience when playing online chess, though.
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>>541696828chubby girls deserve love too
>>541679715my dad taught me at like 4 years old (fuck if I actually tried then I would have dodged the adult improover timeline)
>>541696828She wants rapports bwc so bad it’s unreal
>>541699909How early should I teach my kids chess? Can they play as soon as they start speaking? Planning on starting a family in the next few years ..
>>541696074lishogi.org has the same kind of training features as lichess. Also user-contributed studies of varying quality for learning openings and playing through master games.
>>541700693>How earlySOOTW(straight out of the womb)
>>541624917>play the Caro Kann>loseMany such cases
>>541701073>play>loseAmirite, fellas?
>>541701053Someone should swap that with that kid that cried because Karpov beat him at chess
>>541701989That was cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhrvwHrceRgKarpov offered a draw because the kid was about to lose on time. Kid refused then ran out of time.
>>541704080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7BVtGnlxT8i learned chess after seeing this meme desu
>>541695197>You have a hope of winning since they are pre-StockfishAre Fritz and those other master-level engines from the 2000s a joke to you
just blundered a queen in a completely won game because I got cocky
>>541704080https://ratings.fide.com/profile/34285520
>>541700693Start at age 5, but don't be so strict that they hate the game. Make it fun time spent between you and your kid
It was at this moment that black realized, he fucked up. All of his hopes and dreams are now inevitably crushed upon the realization that the promoted pawn pins the rook, and that the back-rank mate he had such excitement for was but an illusion. A fatal calculation mistake, followed by the cold shower of reality stating in no unclear terms that only defeat awaits.
>>541704512compared to the fish and the one-eyed monster, yeah. Plus nearly every new engine that incorporated NNUE from computer shogi.Plus all the chess machines from 80s and 90s were on slow processors with basically no memory, even when programmed by the Fritz author, Frans Morsch.
>>541700693Kamsky's father's treatment, of course! >>541704080https://youtu.be/TF4aTXMA-PYhe beat our queen
>>541714275There's a butthole engine?
I was almost going to go on rant about how bad I suck but then I actually pulled the comeback win out of my ass so this Indian guy's throw saved you all
>>541714275I'm talking about the 2000s here. Chess engines were already strong enough by then that there was even that one cheating accusation in Topalov v. Kramnik 2006, world championship level. No way anyone from this general would have the slightest chance against them.Chess computers from the 80s and 90s yeah, i agree
>1. d3
Gonna peak sit and report every single opponent I've played in the last 2 weeks to get some refunds, better use of time than subjecting myself to the algorithm humiliation ritual tbqhwyiykwim
>1. h4
>>541735172to be quite honest with you i yak kumquat wooga imoga mop
http://live.shogi.or.jp/ouza/kifu/73/ouza202510070101.htmlhttps://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe fourth game of the 73rd Oza title match is being played, between Sota Fujii (sente, the Oza title holder) and Takumi Ito. The time control is 5 hours per player, and the match is a best of 5 (Ito leads 2-1).In this game, Ito played an offbeat opening, playing B-44 instead of trading bishops and entering bishop exchange. This resulted in a gangi vs. yagura position.
>1. a3
Capablanca would’ve been world champion from 1923 until present day if he could have, or if he was dropped in any era-he blundered less than every subsequent champion by a significant margin- opening theory wouldnt matter because he always found the best move ie refuting the marshall otb when it’s still the top opening- he knew how to win end games unlike modern gm monkeys
>>541743140the armenian 2600 squad alone would cutbstomp him and you know thisadjournment is soft cheating in the endgame btw
>>541745747>this guy sees another cucksparov blunder >:O :O :O>basedface.jpg>wowwwweee so cool!Mean while godpabanca never blundere again>omggg boringg sacrifice something>NO
I dont play bird faggots. I just dont. If you want to play chess play another move
>>541752116>I now member that anon that posted gigachad greentexts about playing the birdI wonder if he's still aroundhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/f4%20girlfriend/
even my shithole's online journos are clickbaiting with the king throwing incidentin their shitty article riddled with misspellings they likened this exhibition event to the '72 Spassky-Fischer matchbunch of fucking hacks, TJD can't come soon enough
>>541743140he lost to an indian servant.. twice.
>>541756136HOW CAN HE THROW???? HOW CAN HE THROW????????!??
>>541738440Fujii won in 99 moves. The final game will be played on 10/28.
>>541761335DO NOT THROW ITTTTTTTTDO NOT THROW IT MADAMWHY DID YOU THROW ITWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!??!?!!?
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