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>>541329768>The only good Yoshi game is Yoshi's Island for the SNESI enjoy almost every other Yoshi game more. Island is too slow, gimmicks interrupt the flow, level design meanders too much. Great presentation but it starts repeating itself very early
>>541330331Made by the French BTW.
>>541330331>distressed princess? so cliche'self defense kick ass' girls are significantly more cliche at this point
>>541330703I might be the only one but I never understood the hate (and I mean actual hate) for picrel. Art is worse but imo the gameplay is actually on par if not better.
Play Odyssey today
>>541331992I remember liking it as a kid, don't know how well it holds up now
>>541331992how come it looks worse than the snes game?
>>541332205Can’t, I’m playing Galaxy
>>541332205>>541333407both lack any sense of difficulty. indie games completely mog 3d mario
now that nsw2u is no longer a thing where can i get nsp of new releases?
>>541333902ever tried just googling the name of the game plus "nsp"?
>actually kill you/make you want to buy extra healthwhat are other good mario series bosses besides thems?
>>541335356N64 Bowser is always fun, Galaxy Bowser is cool when you realize you can parry his spin with yours like Ganon in OoT, Odyssey Bowser is brilliant. Yet to finish Sunshine
>>541336739>N64 Bowser is always fun, Galaxy Bowser is cool when you realize you can parry his spin with yours like Ganon in OoT, Odyssey Bowser is brilliant. Yet to finish SunshineNone of these Bowsers you played are hard besides arguably 64 Bowser
>>541336739Sunshine is the easiest actually.
>>541337380Odyssey Bowser is the easiest, Galaxy bowser requires a bit of timing, and at least you can fall into a bottomless pit while dodging giant hitbox fireballs with Sunshine bowser.
Who is the cooler moai?https://strawpoll.com/GeZARMY2kyV
>>541337267He said good>>541337634>Odyssey Bowser is the easiestFrom what I remember it's the one who makes the most effort to hit you but been a while
>>541335356Bouldergeist unironically.
>>541335356i like smw's bosses, cute and incorporating platforming well
>>541333902If you're looking for the SMG remasters just play the games on Dolphin like a normal person. Learn to pass the marshmellow test instead of consuming every shiny new thing.
>>541337634>and at least you can fall into a bottomless pit while dodging giant hitbox fireballs with Sunshine bowserHow? Never had that issue using Rocket Nozzle.
>>541335356I find it tough to classify K Rool in Bananza. On one hand, I did upgrade my health properly for him when previously I was rocking 5 hearts partially because it was late at night and wanted to get it over with, but at the same time the real reason he's a tougher boss is just because he has way too much health and he's actually pretty generous with giving health out probably because of that. I'd call him a good boss if his health was cut in half. I always like the Kammy refight under the Daredevil comet in Galaxy 1 because it's a little more challenging than your usual boss fight but it isn't overly drawn out. Galaxy 1 and 2 in general have some neat bosses though of course they have the weakest one in the bug with a baby bug on it's back.
>>541338609Almost feels like official controls, no motion crap required.
>>541338609go back to your containment thread
>>541338860>leave the billion dollar company aloneKek
>>541338609Don't care still buying it.
>>541338609>If you're looking for the SMG remasters just play the games on Dolphin like a normal person. Learn to pass the marshmellow test instead of consuming every shiny new thing.The new Galaxy remasters are good though. Cope.
>>541338609>normal person>using Dolphin
>>541339202>left>everything fits together nicely because it was all made in the same era with a cohesive vision>right>straw completely out of place and looking like paper>textures clashing with ps2 era polygons>earth somehow less detailed
>>541339202This is a mind on disingenuous doomerfag retardation >>541340065
>>541339202It's funny how all those Youtube shills go out of their way to cherrypick things you only see once in your playthrough but almost none of them mention that all the bee levels look like concrete buildings now.
>>541340456it's basic pattern recognition after years of lazy outsourced remasters. sadly even picrel sells like hot cakes because of you niggers
>>541340748Original looks better than both.
>>541335356I think the dragon does the Monster Hunter thing where he predicts your movement and you should run in the opposite direction when he attacks. Also good use of audio cues
>>541339202>the repliesit really is just "old good new bad" from these faggots
>>541337938Who dafuq said Batadon? Batadon isn't cool. You need shades to be cool
>>541331992this was a great game honestly, did feel a little rushed because 5 worlds only, but i was obsessed with it as a kid, the dual screen gimmick was nice
>>541341176that simply happens to be the pattern and it makes sense because why would they put a lot of effort in remastering old games when it sells 10 million copies anyway see gta de. there are rare good remasters and remakes like metroid prime
>>541340506concrete > cardboard
>>541340748All three look bad.
I love Luigi
>>541341896Daisy…
>>541341206At least we can all agree Moe-Eye looks like a gay fruitloop, right?
>>541342226more like moeshit lol
I never liked how you have to replay the final level so many times in the Galaxy games to unlock everything.
>>541338609You lost. Even Digital Foundry is praising the remasters.
>>541344838Isn't he a Nintendo apologist?
>>541339202Based.
All I want to know is how accurate are the new treehouse translations for the storybooks?
>>541348939Well they decided Lubba's a girl now based on an old interview.
>>541348939Specifically, since Japanese lacks pronouns the way english does, did treehouse make up Lubba being female or was this in the souce material?
>>541349363she talks like a stereotypical aunt character in the japanese version, and in Smash her trophy explicitly calls her a she.
Fess up, a lot of you beat Galaxy 2 first didn't you?
I rewatched Sonic 3 and that scene where Tails is called Detective Pikachu made me realize something...Nintendo exists in the Sonic Movieverse. Mario exists there. I mean how else would Pokémon happen?
>>541350910Does Sonic exist in Mario Illumination Movieverse?
You now realize a fat female comedian is playing Lubba in the Galaxy movie.
>>541350910I bet Sonic has all the Nintendo consoles.
>>541352269Sauce or theory?
>>541330331This is my queen
>>541333687Only one and it's stuck in beta for years
>>541353382*Princess
no fatchicks on my faceship.
Next time, let our regular thread baker do the thread.
>>541355708Nah, I think this thread is fine. The last thing we need is some autist thinking that he can be the only one that makes threads here. I've seen that happen in generals before and it never ends well.
>>541345963No at all. In fact they always half-ass their Switch reviews and mouthbreathers take it as gospel.
>>541338609What's the marshmallow test?
>>541355941I'm not ordering you to not make threads, I'm just giving an advice.
>>541356461You have literally no power.
>>541356461I never said I wanted to make threads, just that even having a regular thread baker is a recipe for disaster.
>>541340506>unique checkerboard effect removed from everything EXCEPT the sky, which now looks out of place compared to everything else.can't make this shit up
>>541356693But we literally do only have one thread baker, because that one guy is in charge of editing the format. Even if he's not making the thread, you are still using his format.>>541356683who the fuck are you? Silence.
>>541356956Nah I'm gonna keep talking. You have no authority.
>>541350164I beat Galaxy 1 120 stars roughly an hour ago. Now I’m starting Galaxy 2 because I don’t feel like doing Luigi mode back to back with Mario mode. I’ll go back and do 121 later. But I did play Galaxy 1 first and it is amazing.
>>541356956>because that one guy is in charge of editing the format.Who put him in charge? I didn't vote for him. People can do whatever as long as it isn't griefing the OP.
>>541356956Who the fuck are YOU? Shut the fuck up yourself, bitch.
>>541357409We did, back in 2021.
>>541357409You don't vote for kings.
>>541357484It seems like nobody has any idea what you're talking about. I declare this agreement if it even happened null and void. The party mentioned in this agreement may continue his duties if he wishes but should be aware he has no exclusive right over matters in this general pertaining to, but not exclusively OP formats.
>>541358186*shoots you**flies away with my Wario Farts*
>>541358389Too late, judgement was rendered. Also judge Piantas are immune to bullets.
>>541358863Wario does not care about immunity.*Wario Piledrives u*
>>541358994Wario is weak to Piantas and as soon as he touches on he crumbles into dust and won't reform as his dust was taken into seven different boxes scattered across Isle Delfino.
>>541356404Delayed gratification. He’s stupid and used it wrong though.
>>541330331Is this a direct translation? Why is it so awkward?
If you want a laugh while these two do whatever it is they are doing, go read the Sonic Crossworld steam reviews. Over 60% of them are just seething about Mario Kart World.
>>541344838>Even Digital Foundry is praising the remasters.They know tech, not art. And they are shills who literally run Nintendo ads on their channel (which got 90% downvotes)Gotta be either a ghetto zoomer or dumb normalfag to think crudely updated textures are worth even 1% of artistic integrity. How do you enjoy N64 or old open world games?
Ah, now we see the shitposting inherent in the system.
why did moons and banandiums get so much criticism but green stars didn? they are WAY lazier and less fun
>Digital Foundry are Nintendo shillsWe are reaching levels of Nintendo Derangement Syndrome not thought possible.
>>541359738even digitalfoundry said one may prefer the original games look thoughbeit
>>541359912Green Stars don't take very long to get and more importantly are secondary to the regular power stars.
4MHOT
>>541360154dunno there is one for every single mission with the obligatory loading times and you need to get all of them for the last level in galaxy 2. its pretty aids
>>541360219Nice ai gen
>>5413602194MHOT?Hey man, what that?
>>541360361It doesn't take very long to get into levels. Should be even quicker now considering that autosave gets rid of sitting through it saving.
>>541359919>main guy is a tendie>always glazing>running actual Nintendo adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V10wHzV5zp0&tHey I enjoy my yarn Mario as intended by the actual creators and with optional mods and ideal controller setup and you can play your $40 snake oil version and everyone's happy
>>5413609872 looks good as is, 1 has a bunch of dirty textures though.
ok schizo
>>541360987pcvegan...
>>541361151who are you talking to?
>>541361310I could just play the Switch remaster on PC too if I wanted to
>>541361383The schizo who thinks digital foundry likes Nintendo.
>>541361473Yes anon they actually hate Nintendo, now take your meds and go to bed
>>541360884Auto-save really is the biggest qol change with so much time saved between levels. That and instant load times must make this the fastest way to speedrun through the games. I really wish Sunshine also had auto-save because the constant save prompts are awful.
>>541361594refer to >>541361151
>>541338609This is very nitpicky
>>541338609I played the entirety of Super Mario Galaxy and while it felt like there were small differences it was with the models. It's really a nothingburger.
>>541363434gayest opinion of this whole thread award
I see we have some snoys in here.I will have you snoys know that I played some more of Mario Kart World earlier, and I enjoy the free roam feature.
>>541331992I can understand the hate because it is simply shit. It was crafted so badly it straight up has fangame-tier problems like spikes that kill you before you touch them due to messy hitboxes.
>>541359452Probably. It was intended for internal pitch use if memory serves, not public/product.
My dear /SMBG/Bros...
>>541360219>The AI fucked up the movie's logojej
>>541359452>>541367394
>>541374198
>>541357936Wasn't there an episode of the Super Mario World about that?
Is the implication that Mari is the star at the center of the legendary special world in Galaxy 2? Effectively the sun that created life in this solar system? Meaning that Lubba met her sister through her stardust in a real sense.
Official pamphlet in japan showcasing all mainline Mario games(part 1)
>>541330331>ai slop as the thread songdisgusting
>>541377920(part 2)
>>541377920>SML and SML2>no SML3:WL nor YIOH NO NO NO
>>541377958
>>541378163Isn't that why it's right there?
>>541378136Different series.
>>541378136>Wario and Yoshi games aren't on the Mario games showcaseshocking.
>>541378094Thoughts on 2009-2013 era?
>>541378163???
>>541378304Yeah because everybody considered SML and SML2 to be mainline, sure.>>541378435Pretty loaded and fun.
>>541378630>Yeah because everybody considered SML and SML2 to be mainline, sure.That's...just true?
>>541378757That revisionism NOBODY considered those two to be mainline.
>>541378630I'm not sure what that even has to do with Wario and Yoshi games not being there
>>541378094>Super Mario Maker 1>Super Mario Run>New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe>Super Mario Maker 2These shouldn't be considered mainline titles.
>>541379346too bad for you i guess lol
>>541379346Bowser's Fury is also there. But no 64DS.
>>541379185>Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land>sequel to Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden CoinsGee, I wonder why?
>>541379656>Wario LandGee, I wonder why not?
>>541377920>Daisy is canon>Sarasaland being a desert is also canon
>>541377920>>541378094>American Mario 2>Multiple ports>Super Mario MakerThis list is really fucking weird.
>>541378094>New Super Mario Bros. U DeluxeWhat the Fuck. Talk about padding.>>541380391Sarasaland is four regions. Only Birabuto is desert. Muda is coastal, Easton is mountainous / Easter Island (aka not desert but Mario Kart World messed up, this is the land of the Tokotokos where they appear in place of Sarasaland's Goomba), and Chai (forested).
>>541381217Well SML is there, I guess that debunks the whole "Nintendo hates Yokoi" nonsense.
>>541380391>>541381482etymology of Sarasaland:s four kingdoms:Birabuto=Pyramid/Egypt (this one got slightly mangled in translation, it should be "Pyrapt")Muda=BermudaEaston=Easter (Island)Chai=China
Between super mario orbit, super mario spectral, super mario galaxy 63, and super mario heart pf the stars, is anyone else noticing a massive increase in galaxy fan games/hacks this year?
>>541382349Nope.
>>541379456A good rule to follow is that if a new port conflicts with the original game, like who showed up for Peach's cake, the added story elements are not canon. If the new port only adds to the original lore without contradiction, then the added story is canon.
>>541382349It's just you.
>>541330331dumb shitpost thread
>>541382349Which game? What is even the point of making a Galaxy 1 mod when Galaxy 2 has a lot more content to work with?
>>541381217Nigga Mario USA literally brought a fuckton of things to the main gamesShy Guys, Bob-Ombs, Birdo...
>>541360361>the obligatory loading timesNonissue on Dolphin, you can bind basically x10 speed to a button.
Someone in my country is selling a mutilated Lego Mario on facebook.
>>541384290>speeding up the game or using save statesyou didn't beat the game
It's time.
>>541390723Time for faggotry?
>>541391080seethe
>>541390723Oh man, three eras, just like my heckin cool Sonic the Hedgehog!
>>541390723Time for what, exactly? All I see is a bunch of games grouped together in an inconsistent manner. Are you saying it's time for terminal retardation?
>>541391658sonic only has two eras thoughever
>>541392045You're out of date. Classic, Modern, and Boostshit.
>>541390723Keep adding more.>>541391080>>541391658>>541391865>STOP HAVING FUN.
Daisy, my beloved.
>>541392680least obvious samefag upset that he was called out over his stupid image
>>541393304meds
>>541393304>Differing opinion = samefagSchizo. Could do the same callout with 2 of those similar sounding "Time for" mad replies.
>>541393304Stop feeding the troll, dumbass.
>>541377920At least they haven't forgotten about Super Mario Land.
>>541394283>T. The schizo troll
>>541393548>vague post that is begging for particular reply>oh no everyone who did exactly what the shitpost was asking for is the same personYou're the one who needs meds.
>>541394504>cope after being exposed for replying the same way twice >oh no everyone who actually likes the post is the same person (proceeds to get btfo by 2 replies at the same time) Schizo.
Ha, ha! Time for shitposting!
>>541394504Anon, it seems to me that you're just looking for an excuse to start a long, drawn-out argument over nothing, and it's better than it ends here because nooobody cares
>>541395038Yoshibros...
I finally finished Moon today and enjoying being able to read up on the stuff I missed or other lore about the game, and man, it totally went over my head that Noge is Geno backwards.
>>541395436Hope you had fun on your playthrough, but Noge is Egon backwards.
>>541395549You know what I mean!I knew people from the SMRPG team worked on the game but I still didn't piece it together, even when I was thinking "he's kind of like Geno..."
>>541395709Well what you were looking to say instead was >Noge is probably an anagram for Geno
>>541390723You forgot the live action film, whose extended cut is better than the animated one.
>on gamechat with friend>watching their screen>playing on a different console while watching them>they think I'm watching so they talk more, and I get to enjoy my game without them wanting to seeShit friend or optimal Switch 2 strat?
>>541403736How do I unsubscribe from your blog?
Is NSMBUDX actually good?
>>541395038Is that the pic I shared here in the thread back in June?
>>541360219I just screamed
>>541403192The live action is better than the animated film even in he shorter commercial release cut. "Being nothing like Mario" is better than "it's utter fucking shit but Bowser is a real turtle monster and we play Youtube Orchestra Rearrangements of some of the songs"
Did Galaxy 2 add some more save file icons? I don't remember there being a Rosalina head and a Luma.
Also people were saying that the storybook filter was gone but it still exists in the remaster.
Wait, what? Doomposters on 4chan said this texture was flat… Can someone explain what’s going on? I just got to this galaxy and it looks great.
>>541416895How does it look when the bridge is down though??
>>541417041>No responseThat's what I thought.
>>541417041Texture still visible. I see how it could disappear and seem flat in a compressed capture. Watching footage of Wii Galaxy 2, that same bridge only looks good whilst falling but looks similarly flat when both lowered and raised https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9pzRkKGT-w So it’s an improvement. The perceived issue is the lighting, not the textures.
>>541418136Sorry, I was busy doing everything for you.
>>541418141That looks pretty bad, the pattern is barely visible. Demake.
Why did people pretend that Yoshi was impossible to use on a Switch controller?
>>541416895>Can someone explain what’s going on?Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.
>>541418895People were saying he would be impossible to use on handheld, Nintendo simply just allowed the cursor to be motion controlled in the remasters to solve this issue.
>>541330331It's so fucking weird to me that these """""""""""people"""""""""" see the world through cliches, through some fucked up, nightmare vision warped gogglesI just saw a different thread nearby, actually with this webm as OP, and I didn't think>WOW such a self-defense QUEEN dabbing on the patriarchy...I just thought, damn, that bitch is hotbut any of these ""people"" would shit their pants if they saw picrel (though frenchies are supposed to be horny frogs, wtf) despite it coincidentally and naturally achieving exactly what they want (a self-ddefense kick-ass, I guess its fucking ubisoft) without being weird and gay about it and also not committing vandalism on femininity or pushing weird agendas
>>541419541Yeah she is cool but I want to breed DP-12.
>>541419541Mario?
>>541395831What I actually meant was that it's the Japanese syllables in reverse order, but it's just hard to tell in English.
Why did Nintendo ruin banktoad? Nothing he did was something the Wii couldn't do. Were they too lazy to get starbits shared between profiles working?
>>541419541>(though frenchies are supposed to be horny frogs, wtf) What makes you think they don't want to fuck the girlbosses? People have wanted to creampie Cool Action Girls for decades.
>>54141588599% of the complaints about the remaster are coming from people that didn't get them and thus are coping with bad Youtube footage that justifies their skip, which is autistic as fuck since no one would judge anyone for not buying a 70 dollar two pack of games they can emulate for free.
>>541419541Shut up retard
>>541439093He's right
>>541374198>Weapons for the 1st timeummm
Thoughts on the new lore?
>>541450602>Goomba in background>Bazooka in foregroundhow dafuq
>>541451130Meh, Lumas probably don't really have genders the way we know of them, but the confusion's on the Japanese side for not making up their minds sooner.
>recently finished Bananza, had fun>started replaying Galaxy once the package comes out, also have funBros why are fun things so fun?
>leave Sonic to me
>>541384290>you can bind basically x10 speed to a button.x2-3 speed is how you have to play most games anyway because they are otherwise way too easy and made for babies. Picrel the hardest part of the final Bowser level, at normal speed it's just a boring waste of time
>>541458071>release game in pride month>go out of your way to not include one conventional rainbow in RAINBOW roadfuck nintendo
>>541458805
>>541458945but i am a real trans woman and i was disappointed rainbow road wasn't more rainbowy
trying too hard.
>>541458071Man this series has become casual. People say the wide tracks are to accommodate for 24 players but it's hardly like all 24 players are racing shoulder to shoulder.
>>541459341
>>541459341you are comparing a 3 lap track to the longest track in the game.https://youtu.be/Y5yPtL04AuE?si=32cin3J8wImAoiSu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oayoRF1WLl0
>>541416895I will never understand why people need to be smug son of a bitches when proven correct.That said, as someone who did believe the texture had been removed (sterilized, I think I said), I'm glad to be wrong.
>>541460441To be fair, people were being assholes to begin with, it's only expected that others will act smug
https://youtu.be/0SYzr48WEwI?si=v0gTAB7k6gctbPpv>nice level you got there, would be a shame if i raced on trees instead
>>541459341That wasn't the case even with 12 players, unless it was something like Baby Park because everybody was right to eachother even if they had been lapped out.
>>541460550I wasn't considering that. Point taken. I think it's childish, but point taken.
>>541460441The main problem with the remaster was always the missing 'yarn' look and checkerboarding>>541338609every other flaw is 'bonus' or well poisoning
>>541461204the floor in the bouldergeist room looks too clean now
>>541461204that's because it's not supposed to look like that properly, they designed it with the Wii in mind way back then.
>can't find a single longplay to compare myselfDid no one actually buy the remasters?
>>541461926Yes but they're busy playing it.
>>541461926have you tried actually typing it in youtube, i'm seeing dozens of 10-20 hours long videos
>>541461874>that's because it's not supposed to look like that properly, they designed it with the Wii in mind way back then.Nothing about developing a game for Wii requires using yarn textures for walls and the remaster still has some of the checkerboarding like for skies
>>541462108Link a Galaxy 1 playthrough
>>541462221Nothing about developing a game for 64 requires using wood shaving textures, but they did it anyways.
>>541462443I'm not gonna spoonfed you, literally just search Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 playthrough
>>541462521Imagine walking on that mountain. But that would also explain why some beta textures looked very different.
>>541462521Then why make the stupid argument that it's because of the console? And the checkerboarding and yarn-like textures are clearly more deliberate in Galaxy. They could've just not used the yarn layer here >>541461204 and it would look like the remaster
>>541463352Have you actually played Galaxy on an original console with the original resolution? It does not look like the image you posted.
>>541463461Yeah, I'm wondering if this is some Dolphin problem. I've played Galaxy 1 and 2 tons on Wii and Wii U along with a couple of times in 3D All Stars. The textures were never that noisy in the original.
>>541463937>The textures were never that noisy in the original.What do they sound like?
Holy shit the new ground texture looks barf
>>541464027Begone Carlowser.
>>541464281It really is texture pack tier
>>541463461Yes it does, Wii isn't N64. And your argument works against you anyway because if an internal res of 700x480 is so blurry you can't see shit why even add this layer of detail, the naked base texture alone should be fine
>>541465531Cowbros...
>>5414658043deep5me
>>541465716We need a new peta parody game, maybe one where Cow is driving through an intermission and ends up in a slaughterhouse?
>>541466491Reminds me of an episode of Rocko's Modern Life.
>>541462521And they didn't do it on NDS and it's SOULLESS.
>>541467258I usually love DS graphics because it looks like a cross between PS1 and N64. The 2 things that always make me drop SM64 DS is that the controls are worse and that you have to unlock Mario.....before you can play as Mario...........in the Mario game.
>>541464281Can we get a comparison shot?
>>541465804Today I learned how to properly peel a banana. Never will I peel from the stem again.
>>541467646I wonder if that's why it was left out of the Mario Games List
Why did Galaxy make mushrooms look inedible?>metal>rock
>>541468556>bee hair>cum
>>541467646It takes like 10 minutes to unlock Mario. 8 stars in 64 is really fast to get.
anyone else get weirdly horny from feeding the hungry luma and using blimp yoshi or is it just me
>>541469445No, because I'm not a freak.
I have it on good authority that the Super Mario Galaxy Movie will introduce a key supporting character in Princess Daisy. Voiced by Oprah Winfrey, she will be a strong POC princess with an Arabian aesthetic. Originally from a desert planet, she is now in command of a spaceship and will be a key ally in aiding Mario and Peach reach the center of the universe to rescue the captive Luigi. Apparently another Mario character could have filled this role, but it was decided early on that Princess Daisy should have this role as the other strong princess of the Mario universe and the other character(s?) weren’t important.
hell nah you can't criticize moons when you're fine with green stars>enter level>find green star>usually not hidden well because levels are very linear>randomly floats somewhere in the air>wide jump to it>do this 120 times with the same loading screen and menu fuckery between all of them
>he is still pretending the textures were downgradedThis must be some kind of humiliation ritual.
>>541465239This image you just posted is immediately less noisy than the higher resolution one, and is more in line with the remaster.
I really dislike Rosalina’s new high pitch voice. Her voice in Galaxy 1 was perfect.
>>541467828Looks more subdued and woodlike which, given the wood parkour and planets in this level, is probably intended rather than a literal completely flat pile of leaves>>541472439Even more in line with the remaster would be just not consistently using yarn and checkerboard layers but they intentionally did do that while they didn't do that in Mario Sunshine at all
>uses a non native picture again
>>541473734Lowering the resolution won't make left magically lose its perception of depth (the opposite if anything) and make it look like a shitty cel-shading game like right
we're witnessing the birth of a new namefag, the yarnfag.
>>541473649I like the remastered graphics overall but they did rape the bee levels
A bunch of surfaces also have this camo/brush texture layer which I think is completely missing in the remasters
>>541473649Bugaboom's boss room is literally a tree made of wood in Galaxy 2.
Peach's hole.
Soul vs soulless
>>541471828They're a nice addition for people who love the Galaxy universe and don't want to move on from it, but it's hypocritical to not extend the same courtesy to moons yeah.
>>541476075Can't remember Mario's head harboring anything useful desu, it's kinda just there
Is the icon of Rosalina with the storybook that's part of the NSO rewards new artwork?
>>541476848It harbored soul.
>>541477214It's weird that it doesn't have a single power star you can find or secret levels like 1's hub. At least from what I remember
are all the italian characters really voiced by an afghani now?
>>541471828Green stars are quick and easy bonus content. Moons wouldn't be so bad if you went through 120 stars worth of properly designed levels but alas, Odyssey is just Galaxy 2's green stars without the main stars that came with it.
I remember Green Stars in SMG2 being a lot faster to get compared to SMG.
>>541478619Neither did the Comet Observatory really. All of the hungry Lumas appear in the Comet Observatory but you can hardly equate them to secret levels like other games and not just extensions of the rooms they appear beside. Arguably, the Comet Observatory is the worst Mario hub world because of the comet mechanics. If you want to do comets as they show up you'll be bouncing around different rooms the whole time when in Galaxy 2 it takes a few seconds to switch to a different world while 64 and Sunshine don't have an equivalent.
I finally got the B Dasher.Now I can finish the Grand Prix and get to Rainbow Road.
>>541481716>tfw it controls bad and is low tier like in 8
>>541481962I don't think it controls bad.I just drove it and got to 1st place.
>>541480429>Green stars are quick and easy bonus content.what's quick about getting kicked out of the level, go through the same menus and loading screens, walk the same way a second time 100 times. it's the biggest problem of pre odyssey 3d mario on steroids>Odyssey is just Galaxy 2's green stars without the main stars that came with it.well that's just shitposting
>>541357936Elective monarchies are a thing, fool!>>541358389Alto Aldigan-on-Sicilian/Sardinian aggression!>>541377208TAoSMB3 actually.
>>541374198So conservative has another meaning with context.
>>541482779Yes, Ubisoft only pretends to be pozzed af
>>541378094Where's Mario Maker for 3DS and the portable rereleases that added content?
>>541482452Getting the 120 green stars compared to the 120 power stars takes a fraction of the time. >well that's just shitpostingIt's an exaggeration, but there's not enough significant missions in Odyssey compared to previous Mario games so it's apt, When you have a beefy enough base experience like Galaxy 2, the scavenger hunts are fine.
>>541381652Plus they adding VB to Nintendo Classics.>>541382618Everything is canon.
>>541483439>Everything is canon.In the way that Mario has a lot of storybooks based on fictional adventures of his that act as propaganda. Like Paper Mario. That doesn't mean that it happened in universe however.
>>541478815THE Afghani.
>>541384584Poor Mario. He should've listened to Luigi and gone to El Salvador rather than Guatemala.>>541385450He technically did.
>>541356404The marshmallow test is a test for patience, often used on children by psychologists because it's indicative of how they're being raised and potential developmental issues.A child is presented with a marshmallow and told they can eat it now, or wait 5 minutes and get 2 marshmallows instead.A mentally healthy child will wait 5 minutes to get twice the reward. Children who have attention issues or cognitive problems will take the one marshmallow immediately because they can't understand the situation. Children who are being abused will take the one marshmallow immediately because they don't trust that they'll get two or because they've developed resource guarding tendencies (eating the marshmallow now means it can't be taken away). It doesn't really have anything to do with this situation, though I'd also encourage people to emulate old games rather than buying remakes. If remakes make money then companies will just keep making remakes. If you buy new games instead then companies will make new games. Vote with your wallets.If you're considering buying this and having purchased something like Wonder or Bananza yet, please consider purchasing those instead (or any other first part Nintendo title that's actually new and not a remake).
>>541356404Remasters = marshmellow that nigger brain people can't resist
All this because people are STILL seething about Galaxy being loved. Don't try and drag Galaxy down to your level.
>>541484216You don't love Galaxy, you love an imitation
>>541483279>Getting the 120 green stars compared to the 120 power stars takes a fraction of the time.because the actual gameplay potion is thin while the menu fuckery and loading screens and mindless walking stay the same. doesn't say much about the quality. both green star levels are the exact same level layout, missed opportunity to introduce staying in the level after grabbing a star
>>541483889>something like Wonder or Bananza yetbananza is slop so I'll pass
>>541484338You're pretending like you like Galaxy. Anyone who actually plays the games knows that the haters tend to be dishonest (bridge) or lie (no storybook filter).
>>541484606>no storybook filterHow is this a lie? EIther it's missing or it's so fine it may as well be missing
>>541484498>mindless walking It's playing through the level. If you don't like playing through Mario levels, then are why you here? You're also acting like it takes a long time to get back into levels.
>>541484751>How is this a lie?If you had actually played the game you'd see the texture of the pages of the storybook.
>>541485039So post a screenshot and own me
>>541392734Luigi…>>541395038>>541395360DK, Wario's subseries and the 1987 movie are also missing.>>541403192Extended cut?>>541411426Yes.
>>541485123
character...fags are the most obnoxious pieces of shit in this general
>>541485593That’s the checkerboarding they occasionally left in since the remaster lacks a consistent visual style, not the paper filter. Not talking about the frame but the gameplay when turning a page
>>541472285I masturbated so much to Lisa Simpson when I was a teen...
New merch spotted at Nintendo NY - Plush in Warp Pipe.
>>541485969That isn't checkerboarding but lines. ...Do you have sight problems?
>>541419541Yes, it's Ubisoft.>>541422167The same goes to English syllables.>>541428024Diddy Labubu?>>541451130But Lu(bba) was always female.
>>541484881> If you don't like playing through Mario levels, then are why you here? >throughi just did the flipout galaxy and the first green star is 10 seconds in, then get kicked out and jump back in. 90% of them aren't even hidden well at all. if you weren't forced to do it to unlock one of the very few challenging levels it wouldn't be a problem at all and i would ignore green stars like most blue coins and moons but the way it is it's just not good>You're also acting like it takes a long time to get back into levels.sometimes longer than getting the star and it adds up
>>541486431It just sounds like you have ADHD if you can't handle it.
>>541486237I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed that Luigi!
>>541486530>you don't enjoy objectively boring easy repetitive green stars? ok fine i'm going to insult you then hehegreat
>>541486249Do you have literacy problems?>not talking about the frameIn the original, the actual game has a paper filter like in Okami when a page is turned
>>541487339You should probably just post a screenshot.
>>541487339I just looked at a video and it still turns.
Wii Rosalina in all her paper glory.
>>541487156You started this by putting down the green stars to prop up the moons in Odyssey. I can only imagine that Odyssey fried your dopamine receptors with the free moons everywhere.
>>541487680Actually perfect proof that they DID care about details--details so fine some people here apparently can't even see them>hurr Nintendo didn't intend for you to see the texture patterns on your CRT
>>541487156You should probably put down the energy drinks sonny.
yarnfag this is getting embarassing
I don't know who's arguing what anymore
>>541488594the only thing embarrassing is buying 40$ shitmasters
>>541489212$35 remasters
$80 poopmasters
$70 deluxemasters
>>541487741>I can only imagine that Odyssey fried your dopamine receptors with the free moons everywhere.>this somehow isn't free and totally warrants the epic victory cutscene and being sent back to the maponly difference is the extra time waste and that i'm forced to collect them all if i want to get the final level. you should only need half of them maybe and it would be tolerableshitting on moons while defending this to the point where you insult people is schizo
>>541490417Kek
>>541490417Would've been cooler if you actually had to climb the dino. Probably the original idea until they remembered they need to make sure even people with scrambled eggs for brains can 100% it.
>>541490417>wasteYour current mindset is fundamentally incompatible with videogames and having fun in general. Remove the stick up your ass and relax.
>>541491142>Your current mindset is fundamentally incompatible with videogames and having fun in generalbecause i want them to be fun? you don't even make sense anymoreanyway it was always one of the most criticized things that 3d marios kicked you out of the worlds after collecting one star and even if you schizophrenically hate odyssey i bet you love it in bananza that it doesn't do that. most people do at least
>>541470467But Arabs are Middle Eastern white, not black.>>541472285Marge…>>541478815>>541483612*Persian
>>541491450>Arabs>whitet. Arab
>>541491635Yes, but not European whites. And I ain't Lebanese.
>>541491635the americanism ”white” includes both north africa and middle east regions as well as europe, so yes princess daisy is still definitionally white
Peach and Daisy are cousins BTW.
>>541491809You are not white, white specifically means Anglo-Teutonic. It doesn't even mean just European because if it did we wouldn't the word white and it definitely doesn't mean hooknosed, inbred monobrow donkey fuckersWe didn't even accept Indian doctors who claimed Caucasian status>>541491864>todayIt also includes black people today because the word no longer holds any scientific significance for the government beyond "not Asian and not black"
Yes...
>>541492218How do I unsubscribe to your blog?
>>541491450>But Arabs are Middle Eastern white
>>541492160Indians are Asian actually. And blacks are not black? What?
Daisy is indian
>>541493169We can all be white....
Peach is white, Daisy is brown.
>>541490417OH NO NO NO SMG2BROS THEY'RE NOOTICING
>>541493163But she eats beef.>>541493169I can only see Latinos and one white.>>541493486But they're cousins.
I finally got to Rainbow Road.
>>541483279But you are just flat out lying. The number of 'normal moons' that play the whole animation and the moons we get from fighting bosses are about the same as previous 3D Marios. It's not an exaggeration as much as it's flat out false.And that is not getting into the fact that all previous 3D games have a fair share of normal stars/shines that are about as simple as some moons that Odyssey considers minor.
as a latino we don't claim this
>Goombas are white
I think about the best thing about Sunshine being the least popular and officially acknowledged 3D mainline entry is that the game rarely attracts schizos or the most annoying fucking people to ever exist
Superrrrrrr Mario!
Wonderful.
>>541495385>the game rarely attracts schizos or the most annoying fucking people to ever existI'm not so sure about that
>>541495657I have rarely ever seen schizos or annoying people surround themselves around Sunshine since:>The game isn't easily accessible for the most part>More difficult than other 3D Mario entries >Was on a system that most people didn't own(and if they did it was purely for Melee or Metroid Prime)
/smbg/ in the background, my Switch 2 in tabletop mode ontop of my desk whilst I'm playing Galaxy with my two joycons and eating fruit.
>>541496158Also>Doesn't have a huge speedrunning or modding scene surrounding it>Doesn't have a new or reintroduced female character for people to obsess about like Rosalina or Pauline
Mount Rushmore = SM64/Sunshine/Odyssey > power gap > Galaxy 2 > Galaxy 1 > power gap > 3D Land > 3D WorldSMW > SMB3 > power gap > NSMB > rest
>>541495385The thing worse than Sunshine are Sunshine apologists.
>>541496550Started it for the first time some weeks ago and having a blast like 20 stars in. Moveset is a bit weird and beach setting can be repetitive but aside from that still waiting for it to get bad
>>541495503Is Waluigi seething at Rosalina?>>541496435Roosevelt is overrated.
>>54149643564 is still the best but honestly mostly by accident, all those alternative routes and tricks you can do, looking at how newer games punish you to try that I assume it's mostly unintentional.
What's the Martin Van Buren of Mario games?
>>541496827It's because 64 is Miyamoto's best.
sorry, but people have turned on 64
sm64 and sunshine don't feel oversatinized yet
>>541494507>>541494950Mixed?>>541494740Cuban?>>541495116What about Wigglers?>>541495385>I'm a Chuckster!
>>541496405Was any GCN game decompiled?>>541496661*Shines>>541496682I don't think so. Which Roosevelt?>>541497409What?>>541497415Overwhat?
https://x.com/UnivNintendo/status/1974537578834718764Nintendo wants the Japanese government to ban slop.>My opinion: I disagree because governments shouldn't do anything because regulationism is bad.
https://x.com/7Roggie/status/1974346581832053033New meme just dropped.
>>541501526Nintendo is only doing this because they're incredibly stingy when it comes to their IPs. They don't care how AI ruins the environment or could cause misinformation. They just don't want people to AI generate images or videos of Mario doing things they didn't officially approve.
https://x.com/superfolhanews/status/1974452282575167744Can anyone translate the Galaxy Movie part?
>>541502659Ok and? Who cares about their motives? They want to ban the sloppiest of slop that's plaguing society and our elders.
>>541502659>ruins the environmentStein…
>>541503423>Who cares about their motives?Most people do, since Nintendo doesn't care about being nice and consumer friendly. They're only doing this to protect their wallets, which is essentially greed.
>>541502659>They don't care how AI ruins the environmentnobody does
>>541371736I analyzed it better and it seems to be real. The I is just small.
>>541465804WHAT? BRO I ALWAYS PEEL IT FROM THE BROWN THING, WHO THE FUCK PEELS FROM THE STEM? GUYS? AM I MONKE?What, do you just peel it from the stem? Why?
>>541502679>Wario is canon by SML2 being canonHow do we feel about this?
>>541510293That was always the case.
>>541508918Now we're talking
>>541502679Oh hey Charles Martinet is at the event.
Some people got invited to Japan to play Mario Kart. Family and general.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFDktkZs7WMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h92Htze5trQ
>>541510293newfag
>>541502679
>>541512826Mario maker making it in is funny.
>>541511339i hope for some mkw dlc announcements here, even if it's unlikely
>>541510505Nintendo only acknowledged it now, look at previous anniversaries.
>>541513425Don't expect any announcement about anything, this isn't the place for that.
he looks so
>>541515694What's it gonna be?
>>541516414But what did he order?
flip the switch
>>541516414As someone who's fond of big softy Luigi, it really bugs me when artists make him timid to the point of having zero agency of his own, and Daisy super bitchy and confrontational, lol.
>>541516658A cheeseburger?
I have obtained Pauline III.
>>541522598Don't blog here.
>>541519568I like that dynamic tbqhwy
>>541495385>I think about the best thing about Sunshine being the least popular and officially acknowledged 3D mainline entry is that the game rarely attracts schizos or the most annoying fucking people to ever existUnfortunately this is not true, as those descriptors perfectly describe hardcore Sunshine fans and cubebabies in general. If anything I'd say they're the most fanatical and obnoxious if not the most numerous.
>>541532082What is a ”cubebaby”
>>541360361Wario?
>>541360219Will Wario and Bowser Jr. even be in the movie?
>>541512826Can anyone translate the Japanese text below the Galaxy Movie's logo?
>>541534520It just says "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie".
>>541533557The latter was confirmed through leaked toy prototype.>>541534650No, the two lines below it.
>>541495385Sunshinefags act like the game is god's gift to earth despite being an unfinished mess.
>>541495385Every fanbase of a game that was on the Gamecube is pretty bad.
>>541534831They only say when it's releasing.
>>541533557Bowser Jr. maybe, Wario I don't think so.
>>541533557Wario is strictly from a rumor that came from a El Salvador theatre's description for the movie that actually came from the spanish IMDB page for the movie, which is user edited, so it is likely fake.Bowser Jr. rumor however came separately from a chinese Ebay account that sells factory test-shot prototypes and specifically this chinaman seems to have access to Jakks Pacific factory of choice (he's posted before prototypes of their Sonic toyline and also a prototype of a new Movie Luigi toy that he posted up for sale around the same time as the Bowser Jr.), considering it has a lot of detailing not seen on Bowser Jr's usual design and the fact that it has more articulation than the normal Bowser Jr. toy he is likely meant to be for the movie.Like look specifically at the shell and the belly ridges and it's very clear this is not a normal toy for the normal Mario line.
>>541540802Shit sorry I posted the version without the Luigi toy.For the record if you're wondering why Luigi has creepy indention in his eyeballs that is because Jakks movie toyline has a gimmick where they molded "holes" into the eyes so it looks like the toy is staring at you. I don't know anyone that genuinely likes this and everyone that collects Jakks stuff wishes they would stop doing it but unfortunately they seem to really want our toys to behave like suspicious paintings in a Scooby Doo episode.
TV TIME!>>541537378Exactly translation of both lines, especially the bottom one?>>541540802Cinépolis.>>541540802>>541541504>Unspoiled NSFL pics.
>>541515694That image really broke that FranchiseWario guy.
>>541550345Elaborate, please?
>>541552295Seems like Nintendo's current way of handling Wario has taken its toll on them. https://xcancel.com/FranchiseWario
>>541522598>/v/why don't you care about us?
>>541556181I do care about you guys.It's just that the /smbg/ threads are very slow.
>>541481962It's pretty much a road specialist car so on normal roads it will handle much better than the stats would indicate in exchange for being worse on dirt roads and water.
>>541495385This post aged badly because of the schizo that replied 4 times
It is absurd the sheer lengths that the game will go to make sure the ball doesn't fall short or land out.This shit didn't even exist in 64 and now look at it.
>>541561184huh? no that's just that specific character (dry bones)
>>541561383Pay attention to when Luigi returns and how it literally just slowly floats over the net, then levitates straight up when Toadette does a zone shot.
>>541561514I have 100 hours in the game man, you will get fucked by outs and nets, and the game is pretty competitive once you factor in all the mechanics. This is the first time I've heard someone complain about this specific thing.
>>541561770>The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
What if we got seasonal costumes for Mario Kart World?
>>541564858They're probably not gonna do DLC until after Kirby Air Riders
>>541555015He's right
>>541555015Which magazine?>>541561926Which Party?>>541565196So Kirby DLC?>>541571907Syrup…
I just spent one hour losing time and time again on 8 Deluxe. I spent $42 on it ages ago when it was on sale.I could not see myself paying $50 much less $80 on World.I realized I fucking hate Mario Kart. And I hate that I do.Hell, I'm slowly realizing I'm starting to fucking hate videogames, I suck at all of them and they're getting more and more expensive.
>>541555015>post from two weeks agoOh no! Anyway...
https://x.com/Tmc0610/status/1973853875062092004Ohnonono Paulinesissies? What is this?
>>541580198Chances are video games hate you too.
>>541541504God the movie designs look so shitty. It's so weird Nintendo settled for Illumination when they're big enough to get any studio bending the knee to them.
>>541419541Nice boobs, wahoo
>>541580198Do you think this has become an addictive problem?
>>541576760The Mario Party.
>>541495385>the game rarely attracts schizos bruh>or the most annoying fucking people to ever existD U D E
>>541534882more people bash Sunshine than praise though>inb4 muh review scoresPeople still like Mega Man Legends despite european journos slamming on the hame
>>541582048It's more like I based my personality around video games since I was a kidIt's literally the only hobby I'm ok at, and I suck at everything else
>>541555015Landtrannies are gonna seethe
>>541581748It'd probably look as shitty if not worse, have you seen the garbage the competition is shitting into theathres?
*vroooooom*
>>541581748Bowser and Peach look shitty and Donkey Kong is mid depending on the shot. I would argue Mario and Luigi and Toad look great in the movie. You can nitpick stuff like the collared shirts but the designs look great in motion.
>>541582501I miss Wario's original characterization. Genuinely.Before he was a gross jerk corporate CEO, before he was a jerk anti-hero, he was just a jerk.That's the Wario I miss.
>>541581295I don't see why people are surprised by this. Shit exactly like it has been happening for years. Decades. Long before the advent of easy-to-use AI tools.
>>541581748I think they look great, but to each his own.I'm curious who else would you have had in mind to animate for Nintendo?
>>541582342>more people bash Sunshine than praise thoughNowadays more people pretend it was an underappreciated gem when the fact is that it was hated on release for good reason.
>>541587653The only thing odd about Bowser are the green scales but I guess I got used to them as the movie went along.
>>541330331Rabbids should be in MKW
>>541582484Ive been playing since then too, never been really good in most cases. I would try and diversify hobbies, games are more good for a guilty pleasure during downtime. Nothing is easy to get into when you have not done it before, but its worth it to keep life fresh. >archery>shooting/gun smithing >ATV/Dirt bike riding >fishing or just floating around >Hiking or exploring around in the woods >rock climbing, you can start at a gym and meet people >art Dont worry about being "good at" everything, if I did I could never play Dark Souls lol. But its fun to learn new things to explore, and its a rush to do something like build a rifle and make it be able to shoot 3/4 MOA. Or find some weird creature in the woods you have never seen. Gameing can be pernicious because people can get into a sedentary trap. Thats not fun anymore, so at that point, why game? Take it slowly and loot at cool stuff, dont worry.
>>541583579I feel this way for most of the problems that the movie had, don't think any studio would have made it any better storywise or artwise.The movie was always going to be successful in spite of the studio anyways, it's Mario.
https://x.com/MarioKartQueue/status/1974866536876613765
>>541581295Redhead Pauline?>>>/a/dragon+ball>>541581748Illumination is the best ironically. DreamWorks is the second best.>>541582050>NazBol.Mario if he doubly brain-dead.>>541582342Hame?>>541587653I liked all of them (DK considering it was his new design's debuted).
>>541591185Sonicbros…
>>541592753they've actually gaslit the entire internet that the game is dead. fucking mario kart. and the youtuber grifters are not helping.it's all gonna bite them back when they realize that mario kart is the only kart racer that can actually survive years without getting content.
>>541592929What about Kirby?
>>541555015What is actually wrong with any of what that guy is complaining about Wario getting his own dedicated section on nintendo today is a good thing (following the microsite which few first party IPs received), actually, and shows that they do in fact care about Wario
>>541594763Do you think Mona will appear in the Galaxy Movie if Wario is confirmed?
>>541594763Wario had a real personality before WarioWare ruined everything and turned him into a zombie.
>>541594763That they keep pushing the agenda of>Wario = fartswhich isn't even a prominent thing in WarioWare
>>541594763He can't fart because uhhh.. he just can't ok?The fat slob can't be a fat slob.
If they ported Wario Land Shake It for $70 and dropped it tomorrow the landfags would eat it up
>>541600809At least it would be better than bananza
I didn’t enjoy Wario Land but I did enjoy Wario Ware
>>541600934Obsessed>>541601138Brapfag...
Am I the only one who still likes Yoshi? I was never one for his games, but as a character and design.
>>541601787Yes.
>>541601787I like yoshi
>>541490417almost all of em are this mindnumbing ffs. whoever needs to hear this, collecting all green stars is.....NOT WORTH ITthe final level it unlocks is worse than flip-watch and way worse than the final odyssey level or the final tropical freeze level and barely real platforming>first segmentyoshi tongue motion gimmick>second segmentweirdly easy run over [?] blocks and turn them into [!] blocks>third segmentvery easy sidescrolling cloud mario gimmick>fifth segmentanother motion gimmick, grabbing the blue things to pull marioyou can't hate on moons while defending green stars. galaxy games almost convinced me nintendo games are actually for babies since wii
>>541599325I still loves money.>>541599860What about Smash?>>541601210>Brapfag or something.>>541601787He can be funny.>>541602315IRS…
>>541602628Why are you in the Mario general if you don’t like Mario?
>>541602628>weirdly easy run over [?] blocks and turn them into [!] blockspicrel is how easy it is, the final level. you can ignore the laser enemies because they can't keep up with your run with or without yoshi>>541603085but i'm defending odyssey and someone itt shits on odyssey and you don't ask him the same question so maybe stfu with your selective thought policing
>>541599325>>541599860EOP postWario was always le funi fart man in Japan
>>541603607>Wario was always le funi fart man in JapanHe wasn't.
>>541587653>Bowser looks shittyHard disagree. This movie was the first time I ever liked how he looked in 3D. He is very expressive without losing the weird dragon/tiger mix shape of his mouth.Everyone else is shit though. The weird teeth and bumpy eyelids on the koopas, the weird facial lines on the Toads, in general everything looks gross because the people in charge clearly had no idea of how to make Mario's "oldschool anime" look work well in 3D.
>>541587653>and Donkey Kong is mid depending on the shotHe looks by far the worst, absolutely grotesque and almost like a human sometimes. The movie was an attack on Mario
rolls eyes
>shitmaster can't even realize the fur shading from the beta
>>541607272What's even a game that did this for grass since Star Fox Adventure?
>>541601787I like Yoshi... because I'm a DL and his games are little-coded and regressioncore.
>>541602628If you're emulating, which it looks like, you can just unlock Grandmaster Galaxy via gecko code with 2 clicks.
>>541605697Sauce?>>541606619Humans are primates.>>541609583Gecko code.
>>541610898Stfu
>>541609583>>541610898*code?
>>541611104It should be already in the list preinstalled or after clicking the download button.
Nevermind, Gemini answered my question about the gecko code.
>>541602628Galaxy 1/2 are way too easy for how linear they are, yeah. Difficulty in 64 and Sunshine comes from challenging yourself and doing your own thing like in that funfair level. And now in SMO and Bananza difficulty is nonexistent outside of soulless challenge rooms.
While we're shitting on Grandmaster Galaxy, how did you guys feel the final rehearsal hall held up in Bananza?
MARIO JUST APPEARED IN THE HIDDEN CAMERAS!
still think that this would be the best game ever made>weapons, gadgets and vehicles from everywhere>custom level and game mode creation>in-universe storylines>hack and slash combat>level-able characters with skills and movesetsit would be perfect
your mom just appeared in the hidden cameras lol gotem
>>541619925And Smash amiibos are a thing. But I remember there is a figure which is a crystal rather than a character for DI.
>>541619925>>541621168it's weird that a game like that never happened
>>541619925>Smash Trash go back to /ssbg/>it's gone and dead againremake it then
>>541618637>>541619981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRGhaumKQM
>>541621168the crystal types are "playsets," campaigns in which the only playable characters are from the setting in which the story takes placebut the steam release has all the content available and ready to go, without the need for figures>>541621580i'm not gonna dig up an irrelevant general just for a single post
>>541581748>>541587653Everyone looks fine besides ugly movie peach.
>>541519568Luigi knows how to nut up when it is really important but he is absolutely the kind of guy to accept whatever he gets from a fast food place without speaking up about it because he would feel bad for bringing it up.
>>541610898>Sauce?Fucking Leafs concerned for your health.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uPEy45uSkI like the picture, thobeit. It's nice.
>>541627290I think realistically he would try to make a correction to his order, but the person would ignore him or some other distraction would get in the way, and so he'd have no choice but to accept it.
>>541599325>Waha, Wario loves-a money and will rob people to get it!>Waha, Wario loves-a money and will resort to unscrupulous business practices to get it!I miss land/world too but I really don't see that much difference there, anon.
>>541633459besides stuff like the excessive wario farting now
>>541619925Disney Infinity wasn't bad, but I don't know how much it would fit Nintendo. It feels like it'd be something that people would go in with the wrong expectations of being able to play a Metroid game with Mario before realising that the game would be too much of a sandbox to replicate that and melting down online about it. It would ride and die on custom levels but I doubt that Nintendo would make a great level editor.
Would you consider the minus world level 3 thing as an actual non-canon ending to super mario bros 1? Given that the gane kicks you back to the title screen after this and all
>>541614639It seriously sucked. I beat it on third try, and my two failures were in the exact same spot. I got the feeling they held back massively for it because it really felt easier than most challenges the game had put up to that point.
>>541642880I'd say that works, never thought about it much, also this Mario art is very cute.
>>541602628All of your posts feel like you're desperate to shit on older games to prop up Odyssey. I dub you the Odysseybaby.
>>541647162It is a a shame younger folk know their games aren't good so they can only try to drag classics down to their level.
>>541647162He is obviously emotionally invested in an autistic way but he is also completely right, I think that is why 3D World had the "green extra collectible" equivalents as something you could get without leaving the level, it really does feel weird to put so much fanfare on something that is many times simpler than even Mario 64's basic ass "have a star for beating a normal enemy".
Not gonna lie, Galaxy 2 is quite a bit worse than 1. The levels don’t feel authentic but rather too ”videogamey”. They’re super linear, everything’s just jump here kill this enemy jump there. They feel like fanmade *videogame levels!!!* instead of new worlds you explore. What doesn’t help is most levels only having 3 stars. And that’s not to mention the exhaustion that comes with playing 2 simply because it doesn’t give you any breaks between worlds. You’re just grinding levels off a list instead of exploring awesome areas and then cooling down in the observatory; talking to NPCs, unlocking shortcuts and generally just existing in a calm space. 2 completely lacks any sense of progression outside of recruiting species to Starship Mario. Its gameplay to break balance is horrendous.Sure, 1 has some issues, but none are as egregious or blatant as 2. Yet I see more people glazing 2. Why is that?
>>541648094Some green stars are easy to get but there are plenty that require skill to collect or you have to be genuinely thorough to notice which are exceedingly rare in Odyssey. They contrast with 3D World's in that while 3D World does have some genuinely tough ones they're a lot more like star coins. I get not liking being booted out of the level, but then if you could collect them without getting booted out you'd end up getting rid of all of the green stars you have to risk losing a life to collect.
>>541648553So your problem is that there's too much gameplay for you? 1 had levels be more open but they were just as linear, and let's not forget how things start becoming reskins of previous levels after the Bedroom whereas the callbacks in 2 were confined to the special world aside from the newly remade Whomp's Fortress. You also don't spend a lot of time in the Observatory doing anything other than moving between levels. Galaxy 2 at least has real progression in moving through the different worlds changing the background of Starship Mario along with recruiting so many NPCs. You feel like you're on a roadtrip in 2, you feel like you're stuck in place in 1. Galaxy 1 has some atmosphere but ultimately you play games for the gameplay and in comparison to 2, 2's levels are much better and focused. You only get one main mission in Shiverburn Galaxy, but it blows every mission in Freezeflame out of the water.
Not too much gameplay, too little non-gameplay.>reskinsNot an argument. They both look and play differently from the original. What matters is that they are good.>You also don't spend a lot of time in the Observatory doing anything other than moving between levels.I spoke to NPCs a lot too. The observatory is a vital part of the game. Without those breaks, the gameplay would feel a lot worse, like it does in 2. There needs to be a balance. Or are you a TikTok Subway Surfing zoomer hopped up on energy drinks?>Galaxy 2 at least has real progressionNo it doesn’t. It’s a bland level list where Starship Mario might as well not even exist. Recruiting a species is a cool distraction for 0.5 seconds but it doesn’t actually do much for the game. I’m glad they added a storybook though, that’s at least something.>You feel like you're on a roadtrip in 2, you feel like you're stuck in place in 1.Congratulations you successfully identified the games’ settings.>ultimately you play games for the gameplayI play games for the games. Gameplay is one aspect of them. The gameplay in 2 suffers from lack of other important aspects, such as calm breaks between action.>2's levels are much better and focusedI disagree. I don’t find them as enjoyable. They lack any immersion. They’re just as bland as NSMB. Which also has the gameplay break problem.>You only get one main mission in Shiverburn Galaxy, but it blows every mission in Freezeflame out of the water.Hard disagree. Cool things in Shiverburn uhh turn the lava into ice and skate a little. Cool things in Freezeflame? Go on slides, run across the water, look for multiple secret areas, use water spouts to climb up walls, climb the mountain twice in different areas; defeat Baron Brr or perform skillful timed platforming in order to break the snowmen. And that’s far from everything. Also, Freezeflame has not one but two skating segments, ie the only gameplay found in Shiverburn.
>>541651351Oops, I forgot to reply. >>541649104
>>541619925You are 5 years old.>But that's Smash demo-Smash is PEGI 12, and for the love of God go back your shitty general or /vm/
>>541649104(Ran out of characters) I also find it ironic that you bring up ”reskins” when SMG 2 straight up copy pastes not only timed coin challenges, but even the skating chimp challenge. They’re straight up copy pasted. In 1, the ”reskin” (Gold Leaf, I didn’t notice any other during my replay a couple days ago) is vastly different from the level it is derived from. The (multiple) copypastes in 2 are just the same thing again.
>>541594763That was harsh Mario, you didn't need to put Luigi in his place like that. Be better.
>>541651351>They both look and play differently from the original.They're lazy rehashes and feel extremely cheap>I spoke to NPCs a lot too.Galaxy 2 has more unique NPCs. Starship Mario allows you to talk to a lot of different people while the Observatory just has you talk to the toads. As for breaks, I'd argue that Galaxy 2 had more breaks because of all of the new NPCs to greet. You never really had a break in Galaxy 1>No it doesn’t. You move from World 1 to the Special World instead of just going to observatories. Add in the many NPCs joining you and it trounces the lights coming back on in the observatory. >Congratulations you successfully identified the games’ settings.Except Galaxy 1 was also about moving to the centre of the universe, it just didn't show it unlike how Galaxy 2 improved on the formula. >The gameplay in 2 suffers from...If you think the Observatory had calm breaks, then Starship Mario had calm breaks. Unless you liked having to waste time moving between rooms? In which case you're really weird. >They lack any immersion.They don't feel like NSMB levels at all. >Hard disagree.Cool things in Shiverburn are turning the lava into ice, and the mix between the two throughout the level along with a way better boss than Baron Brr and a way better level to play than any of Freezeflame's stars. It's a better fusion of fire and ice than Freezeflame. In Freezeflame, you have snow and you have fire and they're separate things until the last part of the last star of the galaxy. Ice Mario is just boring ice skating, and the other two levels are slow paced Fire Mario levels. Shiverburn is all thrills, Freezeflame doesn't have tight level design at all and while there's technically more to do, none of it is very rewarding which is a major flaw with Galaxy 1's design philosophy where it made levels more open but there's almost nothing to do in them that's fun. There's only so much "atmosphere" can do compared to much better gameplay experiences.
>>541588282People are more mad Sora2 is becoming more corpocucked than being the rebellious nightmare people propose it to be, because turns out bending the knee is worse than retards making terrible ghibli slop.TL;DR; the "guardrails" made the entire thing lame, you can't even gen Frankenstein or Holmes due to murky copyright issues.
>>541588907>Nowadays more people pretend it was an underappreciated gemI still see Sunshine bash threads on /vr/ and F***boards, maybe don't treat /r/gamingcirclejerk as a general consensus
>>541652481The Skating Chimp challenge had a higher points threshold, and even Mario Squared is slightly different to the Galaxy 1 version. Galaxy 2's rehashes were much better than Galaxy 1's. It never reused full levels from itself like Galaxy 1 did with Gold Leaf and Dreadnought.
>>541515694Look at that delicious hint of butthole. Mmm mmm.Nintendo knows what they're doing here. B)
>>541653036>I still see Sunshine bash threads on /vr/NTA but /vr/ loves Sunshine too, some people there are dedicated on it.
>>541654532Cubesnoys love to portray themselves as eternal victims like Nintendo doesn't cater to them.
>>541654853"Cubesnoys" oh it's this faggot again that attaches "snoys" to anything outside of what it's primarily used for like a newfag
>>541532124>What is a ”cubebaby”It's another wiifetus buzzword because Sunshine receives 3d Mario love.>>541495385>>541557920The anti gamecube sperg really thinks we didn't notice.
>>541654948They acted bad enough be called snoys. Just look at >>541655024Everyone is an evil sperg who wants to destroy the gamecube for some reason.
>>541655234That's kinda pathetic...
>>541655297Yeah, they have a bad reputation for a reason.
>>541655234Your multiple replies of gamecube seethe within an hour to that one post makes you just as much of a "anything snoy" as anyone else. Now use those terms correctly or you'll be called a dumbass by mor people.
>>541655297you're not me
>>541655561Oh this snoyspammer is still samefagging too?
>>541655561Are you the only person that can reply to him? Who the fuck do you think you are?
>>541655858>trying to play the fool nownot going to work
>>541656025Why would I want to pretend to be you? Are you a "cubesnoy"?
>>541656168more of your "cubesnoy" buzzwording won't deflect what you already tried (and failed) to do, faggot
Cubesnoys going wild attacking everyone now.
>>541656410You're crazy. Why would I ever want to be you?
>>541656559you keep deflecting italso no one wants to be a buzzword spamming faggot like you
I can't take anyone saying "Cubesnoys" unironically seriously.
Why isn’t Luigi’s Mansion 1 on Switch? Are they waiting to release it on NSO?
>>541656686The post cooldown times prove you wrong I don't know why you think I would want to impersonate you. Do you have an inflated sense of self importance?
>>541656809you're using a faggot trying to bait and throw more fuel into a fire as your shield? kek
>>541656981If you believe that I'm not him then why would a random person like myself impersonate you?
>>541657062Stop replying to that shitposter already.
>>541657062you use "cubesnoy" fully seriously shitposter, i know what you are
It looks like we are being raided by snoys again.You see this pipe?This is our pipe now.
>>541657181I put it in quotations. You're not beating the allegations.
>>541657282you used the term cubesnoy without quotations before like a retardnow this means you're lying again stop trying to fake being a victim faggot
>>541657353You're just being mean and pretending that I'm a shitposter like you.
Ok so they are both shitposters for continuing this.
>>541657439>projection
>>541657492You started this and now people think that we're both shitposters because of you.
>>541657635Nah you started this with your buzzwords, shitposter.
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>>541657767You're the one having a melty. I guess he was right.
>>541657903You're the one having the meltdown after being exposed.
>>541658023This all started because you had a melty over a name.
>>541658204This all started because you thought a nonsense buzzword would win an interaction.
I grew up with the Switch 1.I saw that my screenshots of Mario and Mayor Pauline from 2017 transferred to my Switch 2.So now I have those in addition to new screenshots of their daughter, Pauline III, and screen recordings of her saying "WaAaAaAaAah!" when I launch her and DK out of a barrel cannon.
Kiss already and shut up. You're both clogging the thread
>>541658298You've had a long melty over a single word. Why?
>>541658445>ProjectionAlso you keep proving you're a bigger melty shitposter. You got told to shut it twice and kept going.
>>541658556I don't like it when people hurt my feelings like you. Why are you so evil?
>>541468958It's not like there's even another star right outside the Mario painting's room or anything...>>541642880Seconding the other anon. Mario warps into the minus world and, under the impression he has succeeded in his quest, returns to find that the kingdom is still under the thrall of Bowser. and then it transitions into smb2 where he goes to whoop that lizard's ugly ass for real this time or something
>>541658638>Entering victim blaming spam nowYeah this conversation is over it's degraded too far.
>>541658815Calling yourself a victim is evil when you're lying.
>>541658901You don't know what victim blaming is. You're the one acting like the victim now. All you're doing is flooding the thread more with the sad sack shtick especially when multiple other anons asked for this to end. So it's best to leave it.
>>541659138You're saying you're a victim when you're not. It feels like you want the last word.
>>541659418That's not what victim blaming means. It means when someone starts acting like a victim, blaming others. You were acting like the victim here >>541658638And now continue to spam the thread with this faggotry not caring about any one else's requests to stop. Stop the pathetic act already.
Talk about Mario games.
>>541659757That's not what victim blaming is. Victim blaming is when you blame a victim of someone's wrongdoing for that wrongdoing.
>>541659887Super Mario Land 2 is very nice. I like the Macro Zone. Or Micro Zone. Whichever name it was called. I think the idea of there being a colony of ants living in a house on Mario's private island when he already has the castle to himself is funny.Or is that Luigi's vacation house?
Alright snoy, which schizo are you?Eric?Mac?ACdoug?Please identify yourself.
Peach isn't a girlboss.
Peach isn't a girlboss.Movie Peach is.
>>541659757What you're looking for is, playing the victim or using the victim card.
>>541659887The graphic comparisonfag should have his internet revoked.
Suzannefag is a necessary evil, so long as we have doomposters, we need hopeposters even if they're annoying. The yin needs its yang.
>>541659887I just got the Mini Planet Mega Run star in Galaxy 2. It was very boring. I will now go back and do Prankster Comets before fighting Bowser.
>>541657841What about Wii U and Switch 2?
>>541660386Already debunked.
>>541665646Never was.
>>541660386Never was.
>>541654532>NTA but /vr/ loves Sunshine tooYeah and they really hate the Sega Saturn /sarcasmYou don't even frequent the board yourself.>>541654853Kill yourself, -snoyfag.
>>541660386True.
>>541667402Took me 4 seconds to find a /vr/ Sunshine 64 praise thread.
>>541667774Sunshinefags want the whole board to worship them.
>>541654532>>541667402/vr/ is pretentious and hateful about all games. Only rarely you get a chill thread that isn't at each others throats.
>>541667774That thread is surprisingly chill, unlike others from the board I've seen.
>>541640516>people would go in with the wrong expectations of being able to play a Metroid game with Mario before realising that the game would be too much of a sandboxmetroid players should be literate enough to understand the difference between smash and dreadthis game would be for fans of the former, not the latter>>541652417shut the fuck up
I forgot how hard Galaxy 2 can be. Probably the hardest 3D Mario game.
>>541669561>/vr/ is [groupthink]>Only rarely you get [clashing ideas].Which is it, Big Brother?
>>54133033110 years later and this isn't just some funny leak that shows how stupid western companies but something Nintendo themselves incorporated
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>>541648553>Yet I see more people glazing 2. Why is that?Because, while both games are too easy and linear, at least 2 is betterYou are listing flaws with 1 and pretend they are strengths>You’re just grinding levels off a list instead of exploring awesome areas and then cooling down in the observatory; talking to NPCs, unlocking shortcuts and generally just existing in a calm spaceThis is nice at first but extremely boring later on or on second playthroughs. Guess what, later on you just want to grind levels off a list in Galaxy 1 too but you were forced to go through the hubworld>What doesn’t help is most levels only having 3 stars.1 rehashing the same level a million times isn't a good thing either. 2 gives you way more options early on-Some of 1's most praised levels are just cinematic nonsense like Gusty Garden-1 is more gimmicky and wants you to use motion controls more and has that awful bubble gimmick-1 lacks difficult postgame levels-1 has too many murky underwater levels -2 is doing comets way better. i think there are at least twice as many purple coin comets in Galxy 1 that just want you to mindlessly collect purple coins without a timer or without any challenge at all and it's just not a good experience at all and if you don't want to do a certain comet right now you have to pay a Luma-2 has level segments and bosses from 1 while 1 obviously has nothing from 2But yes, 1 has some vibes and some cool levels that aren't in 2 and the best thing would be a combination of both games
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>>541656760>I can't take anyone saying "Cubesnoys" unironically seriously.It's obviously what Nintendo fanatics who defend everything Nintendo does call Nintendo fans who loved the golden age but have criticisms with what Nintendo does today. It's pretty shameless and brazen and also a direct jab at the GC which no real fan would do
>>541676738it's just something zoomers and gen alpha say because they want to believe their generation's games are better
>beat bouldergeist daredevil first try because he literally can't hit you if you just continually run in a circleniggas told me this was the hardest mission in the game, the only real struggle was the rolling ball green star challenge
>>541677396The hardest Galaxy 1 mission is that galaxy's second comet.
>>541677396It's not hard, just boring. He needs a long time doing what you want him to do so you are bored and want to hurry and grab the black ghosts ASAP while he is still shooting rocks at you. You can just run away and wait until he shot all his rocks and then grab the black ghosts
>>541677876that one i got second try, only thing that trips me up is that the timer keeps counting down even after you collect 100 coins but i happened to be close to the star
>>541648665>Some green stars are easy to get but there are plenty that require skill to collectWhich ones would that be?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c6jXt-XBq0By the time you unlock the green stars you mastered Mario's flimsy moveset and know every level - green stars don't change the levels or raise the difficulty curve in any way.
>>541677396Galaxy 1 is the easiest 100%.
>>541676738>Nintendo fans who loved the golden ageWhich wasn't the GameCube anyway.
>>541678384A good example is the stone cyclone green star that requires a very well timed triple jump while being chased by one of the boxes.
>>541678468Easy yes, but it probably takes longer because of Luigi. SMG2 can be 100%'d a lot faster.
>>541678568>7 Metroid games in 5 years>2 Prime games on GC>two completely different 3D Zelda games>two Pikmin games and INVENTING the franchise while what Nintendo invents today is pedophilic arena shooters>F-Zero, a game for actual hardcore players>peak Smash Bros. when it was still new and also Nintendo only and not some Bamco shit>strong hardware so third parties are worth getting on it, many third parties are actually the best on it and it has many third party (timed) exclusives>pure focus on gameplay, no gimmick shit, no pandering to granniesI don't even have to go onYes, SNES, N64, GC was the golden era, then came the granny era
>>541678947Based.
>>541678947gen alpha won't be happy about this post, better delete
>>541678947>peak Smash Brosit was a smelee fag this whole time
>>541679559>being so soulless you shit on MeleeIt was amazing even as a total casual who hates comp shit. The fifth rehash that doesn't even have trophies, adventure mode or individualized target test just doesn't hit the same
>>541678947We still got real 2D Zeldas instead of w/e the fuck Echoes of Wisdom was with the Funko Pop art style.
>>541679993>Funko Pop art style.kek
I wasn't onboard with hating gamecubefags but they're really being annoying now.
>>541680275It's the first time someone makes a positive post about that era while you are shitting on it and saying "GCsnoy" the entire thread. Shut the fuck up, you fucking retard
>>541680353This was my first post on this matter. Take that stick out of your ass.
>>541678947>>7 Metroid games in 5 yearsYou mean two games on the Gamecube. Don't steal games from the GBA, DS and Wii. And why are you proud of Prime Pinball?>>two completely different 3D Zelda gamesTwilight Princess being a Wii game means it only had one exclusive. >two Pikmin games and INVENTING the franchise while what Nintendo invents today is pedophilic arena shootersGreat games.>F-Zero, a game for actual hardcore playersJust like Earthbound, the biggest F-Zero fans haven't played the games.>>peak Smash Bros. Later titles do things better.>>strong hardware so third parties are worth getting on it,Why get a Gamecube when you can get a PS2 with all of the same third party games plus games unavailable on Gamecube like GTA, the biggest games back then?>>pure focus on gameplayGamecube was when Nintendo started to lean into the quirkiness more later on it's life.
>>541678947>cubetoddler's argument, trying to lump GC with the golden era consolesThe golden era ended during the N64 days.
>>541680275They really are the worst fanbase.
>>541680679*during the second half of the wii era which was when the mandate started
>>541680445>something gets shitposted the entire thread>gets a reaction 600 posts in>hurr now I see where the hate is coming from!You are mentally retarded
>>541678947>Yes, SNES, N64, GC was the golden era>no NES>including GCFuck off zoomer you never played a game before 2005
>>541680747Mario's design became soulless in the Gamecube era.
>>541674924>girls dressing up in cute costumes is...le wokeYoy lost snoy.
>>541680490>You mean two games on the Gamecube.Golden age encompasses more than just GC, the GC was just part of it>Twilight Princess being a Wii game means it only had one exclusive.>mirror the entire world for subpar wagglinglol>Just like Earthbound, the biggest F-Zero fans haven't played the games.If F-Zero isn't hardcore then Mario is literally for lobotomized babies that are still in the womb (actually kinda applies after Sunshine) and I have no idea why you are here and pretending to care about anything
>>541678947>GC>golden era
>>541680992no, that happened during the wii u era, Mario is now just a mickey mouse rip-off that has to be constantly happy
>>541678947>pikmin>smelee>ignoring how WW nearly killed ZeldaHello Arlo.
>>541680927if you think nes has more good games than gc you suffer from late stage boomerism
F-Zero has done worse with each succesive entry so not even the hardcore care about it.
>>541681357puppetfag...
>>541681357>ignoring muh sales and muh thing that didn't happenWhy wouldn't we?
Cubesnoy is used by snoys as a falseflag to make the term snoy meaningless. You are all absolute retards, I'm the only smart person here.
Reminder F-Zero and EarthBound are Arlo-core
>>541681557Nobody mentioned sales.
>>541681406It even had better third party games than GC
>>541681759The only raesonable reason to say WW almost killed Zelda is because it underperformed, retard anon. And it still sold millions and people are still begging for ports anyways.
>>541678947>two Pikmin games and INVENTING the franchise while what Nintendo invents today is pedophilic arena shootersWell if nothing else we can all agree that Pikminfags are the worst.
I’ve tried Wonder several times but I just can’t into it. Is NSMBUDX better? Wonder feels too gimmicky and I dislike the way it does difficulty.
>>541681883>moving goalposts to third parties before the discussion even startedkekhave fun with your crystalis i guess
>>541681891>no you have to have been making the argument I want you to make!Retard.
You just know that when we get Galaxy 3, Rosalina will be using her holo-projection powers to travel with Mario during gameplay, cracking HILARIOUS quips and snarky remarks the whole time.
>>541681935>first Melee, then F-Zero, now PikminIs there anything you won't shit on? How do you have the gall to call others Snoy?There is nothing Snoys hate more than the GC because no matter how well the PS2 sold, they didn't have anything in the position-platforming genre like Mario while the PS1 at least had Crash, they had Okami as a Zelda-like but they were too stupid to care about that, Wipeout is gutter trash compared to F-Zero, Melee is probably played more than every PS2 game and, most importantly because that's how petty Snoys are, the GameCube was stronger>>541681256Yes, inventing some of the best Nintendo IPs and giving us multiple main entries in some of the best Nintendo IPs and being the last console with strong hardware makes it part of the golden era, easily even
>>541682275meds
>>541660386I don't know about you, but carrying people over your head and throwing them at other people with the intention of murder sounds quite a lot like girlboss to me.Also, I think F-Zero X is the greatest racing game. >>541681406NTA, but off the top of my head for good NES games... (That I have played.)Mega Man 4 through 6,Probotector,Super Mario Bros. 1 through 3,Star Force and Super Star Force,Punch-Out,Kirby's Adventure.Admittedly not the largest selection. I have barely touched the GC's library, so if you can provide a countering list, that would be great.(It also appears someone else has attempted to provide an argument without anything to back it up. Most unfortunate.)
>>541682383>Is there anything you won't shit on?Link to post where I shat on anything except Pikminfags?>Is there anything you won't shit on?Like you calling Splatoon a shooter for pedophiles? Who do you think you are kidding er*c?
>>541682383>There is nothing Snoys hate more than the GCcan confirm after spending 2 hours on /vr/
>>541681203>Golden age encompasses more than just GC, the GC was just part of itStop trying to include the GC with the good games.>>mirror the entire world for subpar wagglingWii version was better>If F-Zero isn't hardcore99% of Captain Falcon's fans have only seen him in Smash.
>>541682728>Stop trying to include the GC with the good games.Stop calling good Nintendo games bad while calling other people Snoy>Wii version was betterNo, mirroring the entire world and established Zelda geography for waggle controls that suck isn't better. You were probably 5 when it came out so you enjoyed that shit. The GC version is the only one worth emulating to this day>99% of Captain Falcon's fans have only seen him in Smash.Yeah I know Nintendo only cares about what sells today. Not helping your case
>>541682060>better first party games>better third party gamesWhat's wrong with that? Did it hurt your feefees Cubetoddler?
>>541682383>hey didn't have anything in the position-platforming genre like MarioThe PS2 had multiple platforming franchises going on at the same time. Platformers died on Playstation like PS4 time.
https://x.com/MarioKartQueue/status/1975216888994230498Stop being at each other's throats, we have a common enemy here, Sonicbabs.
>>541682991>better first party games>better third party gamesThat describes the gamecube
>>541683080We don't need to do anything. They'll go back to quarrelling with each other faster than we do.
>>541682991see >>541681406
>>541682383>inventing some of the best Nintendo IPs[citation needed]>and giving us multiple main entries in some of the best Nintendo IPsStar Fox, Metroid and...?
>>541683103Definitely not better than the NES, which completely outperforms GC. The only way for it for the GC to be part of any golden age and not the NES is being a delusional cubetoddler.
you guys need to have a mario milkshake
>>541683529The gamecube is Nintendo's best
>>541683529you are retarded, even most gamer sprobably can't name 5 good nes games and no one begs for any nes ports while everyone begs for gc ports
>>541683016>The PS2 had multiple platforming franchises going on at the same time.Literally not a single precision platformer with a moveset to speak of. The closest is unironically Vexx and the PS2 version is the worst and runs at 15 fps>>541683185Pikmin, Smash as we know it today, Luigi's Mansion, Animal Crossing, good but lesser known ones like Chibi-Robo etc.>Star Fox, Metroid and...?Again Pikmin, Zelda...
>>541683713>even most gamer sprobably can't name 5 good nes games
>>541683667the hate for it here is proof that snoys infiltrated us and i bet one of them is the retard who shitposts sunshine on /vr/ for years
>>541684115Twilight Princess is a Wii game.
>>541684395No it’s not.
>>541684115>GC is better than PS2 because it has the jankiest 3D Mario game
>>541684587>>GC is better than PS2No one said this you retarded Snoy faggot
>>541684395They didn't even bother making the Wii HUD look TPesque and it takes up 1/3 the screen. Sadly what is true is that they delayed the game to release it with Wii.
What entices cubetoddlers to consolewar in a Mario thread?
>>541682659>implying loli girls in spats somehow aren't pedo b8nintendo is weird lately
>>541685145That Snoys like you shit on the GC all thread long>ctrl-f cube>33 entries>gc 30 entriesGo emulate some movie on PS2 or play Yotei
>>541685145the shitcube is unpopular trash so liking the it makes them feel quirky and makes their gender dysphoria go wild.mogged by the n64, mogged by every other 6th gen console, and mogged by the wii. being a cubie is just mental illness
>>541685359>snoy samefagging
>>541685551>cubesnoy deflecting
>>541685598but you are obviously samefagging and need meds if a console from 25 years ago still triggers you
>>541684115Maybe nobody begs for NES remasters because there's been dozens of emulators made since the 90s, meaning NES games are generally far easier to access?
>>541685692but im obviously not samefagging and you need to stop taking estrogen if you unironically like the shitcube
Ban all cubetroons.
reminder Shitshine was so bad, it made Nintendo delist Mario 3D all stars lol
>>541685769>but im obviously not samefaggingembarrassing
>>541685980>y-you are samefagging because um....i replaced by schizo meds with HRT again and it's making me see shit that doesn't exist!embarrassing
>>541683713Literally no one asks for dogshit Gamecube games lmao.
>>541685954>>541685841>>541685769>look i can shitpost the same thing 3 times in a row, therefore i'm totally not just one guyyep it's the /vr/ snoy who cries about sunshine 24/7
>>541685175The male inklings were a last minute addition too
>>541686221The gaycube will never be good
>>541686221>look im a sub 80 iq retard that thinks everyone on an imageboard is the same person if they don't like my faggotshitcube lmaoyep it's a retard
>>541686373...The gamecube on the other hand is a masterpiece
>>541686209You can literally find a million posts like this and GC has a bunch of highly rated games. Dunno which GameCube developer raped your mom but let's not deny reality.
>>541495385Sunshine doesn't have an community because it's a bad game released for a shit console. Hope that helps!
>>541686505>Wii U games that made the shitcube shovelware playableI agree, the shitcube does suck
>>541686373>>541686392>a exact minute apartYou're not even trying now, nigga.
remember when the allegedly best mario game of all time TTYD came out for the switch and it sold a whopping 2 million and then completely fell off the radarand then a mediocre Mario & Luigi game came out, got a 5 from IGN and then sold as much as TTYD despite not being the holiday title (Mario Party was)
>>541686621this no one wants gamecube gameseven the wii u is more relevant kek
>>541686621It's Cube games and the HD remasters suck. Again, I don't know which GC dev raped your mom but you need to calm down.
>>541686710Take your medication, and I don’t mean the shit Dr Goldberg is giving you for your neovagina
>>541686789damn that image would have merit if you didn't just show people weren't portbegging for the Wii u twilight princess lmao
it's 100% the mentally ill snoy janny from /vr/ who shitposts sunshine 24/7. he is wheelchair bound and does nothing and i mean - NOTHING - else in his life but shitpost sunshine and gamecube>>541686392/smbg/ is a very slow general and there won't be 20 people popping up out of nowhere shitting on sunshine and a nintendo console in a mario thread. you are the most obvious samefag who ever samefagged and it gives away that you are very insecure with no confidence in your opinions
>>541661638We call him our pride and joy for a reason.
it's 100% the mentally ill cubie janny from /vr/ who defends sunshine 24/7. he is wheelchair bound and does nothing and i mean - NOTHING - else in his life but apologize for sunshine and gamecube>>541686965smbg/ is a very slow general and there won't be 20 people popping up out of nowhere doing damage control for shitshine and the worst nintendo console in a mario thread. you are the most obvious samefag who ever samefagged and it gives away that you are very insecure with no confidence in your opinions
I think both gamecubefags and anti-gamecubefags are annoying and should yell at each other in another board or something
>>541687149>it's 100% the mentally ill cubie janny from /vr/ who defends sunshine 24/7no one does that. there is only a mentally ill /vr/ janny who shits on sunshine 24/7https://desuarchive.org/vr/search/text/sunshine/type/op/almost every sunshine thread is the exact same "erm this is actually bad" obviously made by you
>>541687206I’m not sure why cubies are still tolerated in this general. The shitcube sucks. Shitshine is shovelware tier. They hate Galaxy and 64 and Odyssey makes them feel insecure.
>>541687394>multiple people dislike SunshineYes child, it’s a terrible game. Boogeymanposting wont improve its religion of being slop.
>>541687542God stfu and stop crying>ME NOT LIKE GAMECUBE
>>541687691>it’s a terrible gameno it's pretty much belove despite its quirks or even because of its quirkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtSU_31Mnrs&tthis video has more views than all your revisionist posts combined will ever get btw
>>541686956>flaws aren't real because people are dumb and love remasters>moves goalposts from the fact that people ask for GC gamesWeird cope but okay.
>>541687705Go back to plebbit where you can have dilation circles over your shitshine speedruns, cubie. This is an open forum>>541687858>breadtuber essayfaggot leftist rambling for 2 hours about how shitshine got xher through xher transitionAs if any more proof was needed that Shitshine is objectively terrible
>>541688108>people ask for improved Wii U versions of Wii games like Twilight Princess*FTFY, cubie.
>>541688159>trannies living rent free in your head in the big 2025You sure sound like a real authority on what's good and isn't.
>>541688306I mean if you just have to blatantly cope about GC games like that you kinda already lost and this is just pathetic. GC wins.TP HD literally has broken fucked up controls and camera and WWHD destroys the entire art style. If anything it's remarkable that GC games are so good people even beg for the shittiest versions.
>>541688615I mean if you just have to blatantly post people asking for ports of Wii U remasters of Wii games like that you kinda already lost and this is just pathetic. Shitcube lost, Wii U wins.
>>541688756Keep coping then.
>>541687149>Anti sunshine faggot can only steal /smbg/ posts The Pro sunshine poster wins this battle.
>>541688408There would be 0 tranny accusations if you shitshine zoomers weren’t making this thread smell like rotting flesh with your gaping axe wound
Kinoshine won again.
>>541688858He did the same thing here >>541688756. What's funny is he swtiches up his syntax and punctuation to make the samefagging less obvious.GameCube literally broke some Snoys brains.
>>541688981trvth
>>541688824>Shit Waker is out on NSO>no one cares because its awful>everyone still asks for the superior Wii U versionkek, cubies lost
>>541689075>>no one cares because its awfulSource? Though no one should care about either version since it's on Dolphin.
>>541689075>>everyone still asks for the superior Wii U version>everyone still cares about a GC game>consneeding
>>541689230>Source?>>541686505>>541689485*Wii U gamethe shitcube version is unplayable.
>>541689575>the shitcube version is unplayable.Quite the hill to die on
>>541689575Again, if you need to blatantly cope like that you already lost and GC won. You can't just pretend WW and TP aren't GC games because people are asking for the newest shiniest versions of them (which are actually worse).
you're both retards
>gcfags when Nintendo announces a game that isn't pikmin
>>541689771Seeing this probably made him lose one of his last remaining hairs.
>>541689972>TPWii game>WW Proven to be unplayable dogshit, hence everyone begging for the fixed Wii U version in this very thread
>>541690337>I just repeat the same copeAight.
>>541690134>sunshine remaster was delisted because of its low quality>ttyd hyped up for nothing, it sucks>re4 ported to ps2 less than a year later>twilight princess is a wii game>wind waker so shit, everyone would rather rebuy a port of the Wii u remasterthe gamecube really has nothing huh
>>541690432>I just repeat the same copeAight.
>>541690112phone samefagging snoys shitposting mario games and nintendo consoles in mario generals are the retards
>>541690112phone samefagging cubesnoys running shitshine and shitcube apologia in mario generals are the retards
All this because people said they didn't like the Gamecube. Why are cubecultists like this?
>>541690781all this because you have no real life and /vr/ as a containment board to shit on n64 and gc isn't enough for you
>>541690496>ttyd hyped up for nothing, it sucksYeah I couldn’t believe how overhyped it was after playing the remake. Cubie zoomers shouldn’t be allowed in this general.
>>541690769>all the gamecube hating -snoyfag can do is regurgitate mario general posts since he has -30 IQkek
>>541690868>trying to drag the N64 down to the cube's levelkek it's never going to work, cubie
>>541690959sadly i know you and that you made at least 30.000 posts shitpoting n64 games as well
>>541691012i know you’re insecure of the 64’s popularity and quality over the shitcube but this is a pathetic cope
This? This is nothing. You should see the guy who hates the SNES with a passion in /vr/.
>>541690868I've never gone on /vr/.
>>541690496Wind waker gamecube is rated higher than wii u remaster>also>only counting remade games as different games like sunshine and wind waker when it suits your false narrative
>>541690112It is mostly the same snoy samefagging. He does it all the time on /v/. He gave himself away from the start by using the term cubesnoy and then again when he started calling Nintendo fans pedophiles but ultimately his entire shitposting is flawed from the start as it is based in his belief that everybody who plays Nintendo games is some monolith hivemind that will like every game instead of liking different series and different games within those series.
>>541691119>please talk shit about the n64 now to defend the gamecubeyou already tried that earlier. both are great and i know you hate both because both mog your gaystations at the top>>541691168literally the same guy lol
>>541691201mo one wants wind waker shitcube, everyone is begging for wind waker wii u ports>also>still seething over the fact tp is a wiichad game and not forgotten shitcube shovelware
>>541691313Is it? Oh fuck.
>>541690523Saying WW and TP are critically acclaimed GC games isn't cope but just reality. Cope is pretending it doesn't say anything about the quality of GC games when people still beg for these games today just because they want what they believe is the best version. I've never seen someone cope so much.
>>541691390>mo one wants wind waker shitcube, everyone is begging for wind waker wii u portswind waker gamecube is rated way higher, wiishitter
>>541691313>please talk shit about the n64 now so i can keep posting about my retarded boogeyman because the shitcube can’t be defended in any of its own meritssad desu, it’s not going to work, cubie
>>541691524wind waker shitcube is forgotten unplayable dogshit, as proven by very one begging for the superior wii u version. get over it cubie>>541691497>TPWii game>WWProven to be unplayable dogshit, hence everyone begging for the fixed Wii U version in this very thread
>>541691703>wind waker shitcube is forgotten unplayable dogshit, as proven by very one begging for the superior wii u version. get over it cubieGamecube version is rated by thousands to be higher than Wii version too, stop being delusional.
>>541691483>Is it? Oh fuck./vr/ janny absolutely hates snes, n64 and gamecube. he for some reason likes the nes though...which, GO FIGURE, someone glazed earlier to shit on gc and it's the same guy who is right now shitting on the zelda games >>541685706pretty sure he is a sega fanboy. it's 100% him, all of it, for years, every day, every board
>>541691779wrong >>541686505
>>541691825>my bogeyman is a nesfag!>no wait, he's a snoy!>no way, he's a segafag!why are cubies like this?
>>541691869All this shows is that people have FOMO and want the newest thing.
>>541691703TP is as much a Wii game as Breath of the Wild is a Switch game. They were not designed for those systems, but retrofitted to work with them late in development, and do not truly utilize the system's capabilities, and the proof of this is they were released on both platforms. They are a GameCube and a Wii U game.
>>541691869They just want more wind waker, disingenuous faggot, not saying other versions are bad. This also more implies the wii version was inferior to them.
>>541691980All that shows is wind waker shitcube is forgotten unplayable dogshit, as proven by everyone begging for the superior wii u version. get over it cubie
This is a MARIO THREAD. Not a GAMECUBE THREAD. Why do fans of that generation make everything about themselves?
>>541692043Which is still the GC game, just remastered.
This is a MARIO THREAD. Not a WII THREAD. Why do fans of that generation make everything about themselves?
>>541692130Cubes are zoomers, and zoomers are like 70% LGBT. Explains all of their attention whoring
This is a MARIO THREAD.Full stop.
>>541691817>>541691817>>541691817>>541691817
>>541692169*shit forgotten unplayable GameCube gameThere’s a reason why we want the Wii U version, cubie
>>541692004wrong, gc shit Waker is unplayable
>>541692178Wiifags are toddlers even younger than "Cubes", they don't know anything about quality.
>>541692459The Wii is the only reason anyone remembers the slopcube. Your entire existence is leeching from a superior, more successful console, cubie.
>>541692454Gc waker is rated higher than wii Waker. Cope.
>>541692586wind waker shitcube is forgotten unplayable dogshit, as proven by everyone begging for the superior wii u version. get over it cubie
>>541692668Gamecube wind waker is rated higher than wii Waker. Cope.
>>541692726and yet that was proven to be botted by cubies when the game came to NSO and everyone still port begs for the actually playable wii u version. cope cubie
>>541692860>and yet that was proven to be botted by cubies when the game came to NSO and everyone still port begs for the actually playable wii u version. cope cubie>i-it was botted *cries*Source for your delusional claims?
>>541692563>The Wii is the only reason anyone remembers the slopcube. Your entire existence is leeching from a superior, more successful console, cubie.Disingenuous, also the gimmick motion controls is the only thing that made the wii popular.
>>541692964>Source for your objectively true claims?>>541686505
>>541693078That's not a "it's le botted" source, try again tard.
>>541693064Not at all, the GameCube isn't remembered for anything unfortunately. The only good thing about it was buying an add-on to play GBA games with 200ms of input lag kek
>>541693168it iswind waker shitcube is unplayable garbage
>>541693195>Not at all, the GameCube isn't remembered for anything unfortunately. The only good thing about it was buying an add-on to play GBA games with 200ms of input lag kekYour delusions aren't reality. Gamecube is always remembered and that's why you're melting down so much.
>>541693253it's not>wind waker shitcube is unplayable garbageWind waker kinocube > Wind waker wiishit in ratings
>>541693359>in ratings and yet that was proven to be botted by cubies when the game came to NSO and everyone still port begs for the actually playable wii u version. cope cubie
What is happening in here?
>>541693280Your delusions aren't reality. The shitcube is so bad, it's the only legacy Nintendo console to only be offered through a subscription service and not a la carte so people can't refund its shitty games when they realize how bad they are lol
>>541693460Cubesnoys having a melty
>>541693460Seethers mad that the Gamecube is still remembered.
>>541693460cubie trying to make everyone hate the nintendo 64, wii, wii u, switch, and switch 2 because she can't handle mario shitshine being the black sheep of the franchise.
>>541693419>and yet that was proven to be botted by cubies when the game came to NSO and everyone still port begs for the actually playable wii u version. cope cubieWhere's your exact source it was botted, your twitter shit doesn't bring up any ratings
>>541693460From what I gather a deranged Snoy on a crusade against the Gamecube somehow acting like Wind Waker and TP aren't Gamecube games
>>541693570Ok.You, get out.I've learned that anyone using "snoy" as a suffix is one of the Sony schizos.You have to leave.
>>541693753>>541686505
>>541694052Not a source to the false "botting", tard.
>>541693524>Your delusions aren't reality. The shitcube is so bad, it's the only legacy Nintendo console to only be offered through a subscription service and not a la carte so people can't refund its shitty games when they realize how bad they are lolNo amount of "no u"ing will erase the seethe you expressed today over gamecube being still talked constantly and remembered.
>>541694101It is
>>541694192No amount of "no u"ing will erase the cope you expressed today over shitcube being disliked and forgotten.
>>541694197Show me where the term "botting" shows up in that screenshot. You are braindead.
>>541694290read the text and likes, cubie
>>541694275>He can only parrot the gamecube winners of the argument with more no u shitkek>>541694360Nothing refers to botting or ratings. Do you have a brain or not?
>>541694719it explicitly exposes the shitcube version of wind waker’s rating being botted, illiterate cubie
>>541694892>it explicitly exposes the shitcube version of wind waker’s rating being botted, illiterate cubieit doesn't at all wii schizo
>>541694963it does, very much so, cubie
>>541695041It's just people wanting more ports, you are disingenuous.Point exactly where the term botting and ratings show up in the screenshot you delusional dumb faggot.
>>541696787>It's just people wanting [a playable version of Wind Waker because the NSO shitcube version is forgotten dogshit]i agree cubie
>>541697002>>It's just people wanting [a playable version of Wind Waker because the NSO shitcube version is forgotten dogshit]>Still can't point out where the screenshot says anything is botted, and referencing a post that doesn't say anything bad about the original game and all versions are still the gamecube game from the startWii fag delusional about Gamecube version being rated better.
>>541697491>>>It's just people wanting [a playable version of Wind Waker because the NSO shitcube version is forgotten dogshit]agreed>Still can't point out where the screenshot says anything is botted, and referencing a post that doesn't say anything bad about the original game and all versions are still the gamecube game from the startin the tweet, learn English
>Retards throwing two flavors of vaguely Mario related contrarianism at each other for an unreasonable amount of postsGreat thread guys guys.
>>541698319>>It's just people wanting [a playable version of Wind Waker because the NSO shitcube version is forgotten dogshit]agreed>ratedproven to be botted by cubies when the game came to NSO and everyone still port begs for the actually playable wii u version>point out wherelearn English
>>541697758>>541698462>>>It's just people wanting [a playable version of >Wind Waker because the NSO shitcube version is forgotten dogshit]>agreed>Still can't point out where the screenshot says anything is botted, and referencing a post that doesn't say anything bad about the original game and all versions are still the gamecube game from the start>in the tweet, learn English>>>It's just people wanting [a playable version of Wind Waker because the NSO shitcube version is forgotten dogshit]>agreed>rated>proven to be botted by cubies when the game came to NSO and everyone still port begs for the actually playable wii u version>point out where>learn English>More disingenuous delusion from the Wii schizoGamecube was rated better than the wii version without your botting crying cope. >In the tweetAgain, point out exactly where. Stop lying about this. You keep proving you can't do this simple task
Why are cubies so insecure of the Chad U anyways?>>541698659Learn how to properly post on 4chan and I’ll show you, cubie.
>>541698838>Why are cubies so insecure of the Chad U anyways?>Learn how to properly post on 4chan and I’ll show you, cubie.You keep dodging the question and demand because you're scared and know your grasping at straws while being wrong, wii tard.
>>541699071You've had your off-topic question answered multiple times, cubie. You clearly have brianrot from speedrunning shitshine and dijesting estrogen you ordered on the internet.
>>541676735
>>541699635>You've had your off-topic question answered multiple times, cubie. You clearly have brianrot from speedrunning shitshine and dijesting estrogen you ordered on the internet.Your buzzword spam isn't going to get you out of this wii faggot, now show directly where it says your lies. You constantly running from this means you were lying the whole time.
