YUEL AT THE TOP.Small update on post-Master ranking systemhttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1973239196971061271>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqNhttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/Next tournament is a worldwide Team tournament. No date yet.--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Ladiva, Zeta, Seox>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Stale Bread: >>541275373
I've been slowly edging myself this entire top 8
I luv 2B.
>>541385172>#81>>541275646Sorry, fox was fasterI was going to use this image
fox butt...I will eat food get beer and lobbyfox in short order
>#81
>>541385320watching tournaments live is so annoying when it's not golshi cup
>>541385479I almost picked neechang. Gomene.
Why don't Cagliostro's traps disappear on block?
>>541384954blud hit them with the factoidss
>>541385991that wouldn't be fucking retarded enough
yool anus licka
____ ____!
>>541385991cause she's busted as shit
>>541386113Nier hate!
GET THOSE BORGIRS XEROM
broken ass nier
i luv sheep
Meet your season 3 cast
>>541386657Delicious mutton
>>541386997
>>541386997KUMBHIRA CATURANOOOOOOOOO
>>541387129I am becoming a draph, later loser
The real Niers still play Nier
Setting up my open source stroker robot to start my ranked grind
why does katalina get better damage, corner carry, pressure, and conversions than a pure rushdown character with no neutral tools
>why does X get Y
Why does Charlotta get two crates?
>>541387949bad balance, all they have to do is nerf her 5U and she can be a defensive shoto again>>541388130so she can display bad balance by falling over
Why do men get XY while women get XX?
>>541388025Everyone says why does X get Y, but how come they never say why does Y get X???
>>541388359I get Xrd
>>541385991Because they would be useless and not traps at all lil modern fg baby.They should disappear on thrown tech though like vikala's shit though
Why doesn't Nier get RS?
>>541388696
>>541385991because shes a good character
Why doesn't Metera get airdash?
>>541388130she stole them from Narmaya
>>541385479narm bread next time for sure....
>>541388578sorry for your loss
Why didnt we get a season 3.....
>>541389047
>lost to green in bricks
>>541389047the better question is "why does the rushdown character get a really strong shorthop"
everybody gangsta until vaseraga starts airdashing
>Thread supposedly loves Narmaya>Can't get her in an op imageHmmmmmmmm
we hate narmaya thoughbeit
NO ONE LIKES THIS WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we hate narmaya, but love neechang
>>541389608i don't like that donkeyi LOVE that donkey
her name is fwipchang the flatulent
>>541390360that's a darksouls boss
>>541390589she doesn't flip enough to be a dark souls boss
>>541389608>>541390307
>>541390657MOMMA
>>541390657not an anti-air btw
>>541389195Because you didn't BELIEVE IN VICTORY
>Sharks, one of the most smooth and hydrodynamic designs in nature>Make the Shark arm have a big round and spherical belly and not be pointy at allwhat the fuck was the point
Anyone got a good combo guide for post-patch Abel? Everything must be pretty different with the changes to Pact.
>>541390657
>>541391290i assume the guy who made the previous abel guide might have made another if he didnt killhimself
>>541391353disgusting art style
>>541391463pyw??
>>541391463i like ithttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9857438&tags=metera_%28granblue_fantasy%29+
swi,zzle should self harm
by jerking off to cagliostro until his dick bleeds
vane*
>>541385991Because caggots would bitch and moan how their character was dead if she was no longer handed the round for simply putting the opponent into the corner
>>541391742
>>541391938>>541391892>>541392220>>541392083kys kossmos. i want you to self harm, filthy poorfag
Cag's throw bait beats reversals because.......BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OKAY? Quit complaining about Cag! She's fair and balanced because she crumbles under pressure!
seething so hard hes posting wojaks
>>541392513Correctseethe shartytard.
>>541391116to make her cute
he really did xewom like that
>>541393025this twink needs correctionnot the sexual way, he just really needs to be hit on the head with a pipe
>>541393025we can't all be gods like him
>>541393136evo winner says kneel and you kneel lil pup
>>541393139kys orange planet
https://www.twitch.tv/mikeross
>>541393139that mcniggat looks like fried dried feces
>>541393025Why didn't he money match Xerom then?
>>541393416>SEA major>vane vs lancelotsomeone post the gbvs character poll
why
>>541393667He was trying to walk forward and fireball
>>541393667he had enough
>>541393667it's a really cool move
bros... why does sandal get all the bitches...
>>541393139what mcdonalds serves chicken
>>541393425kys rayquaeza
>>541393954They fawn over Sariel now
This is one of you for sure
stop being happy
Zangief on the telly
>>541394085trannies are so fucking vile
>>541386657sweaty sheep tits
>>541394462did I miss it?
>>541394085that's me
>>541394687nyes, he 2-0'd some lowain>>541394085/ggg/ is two blocks down
Why do people spam pictures of nier when someone shits on cag or some literal who named swizzle
>>541394847I must take notes
>>541394462link to jap strem?
>>541394887i dont know but i find it amusing
>>541392513text not green therefore you look like that and say that
>>541395003>>541393416
>>541395210More grub after the intermission or are they switching games?
>>541395285more grub my fellow grubber
gawdlike
Block list needs to be biggerI'm out of space are there are still 2Bs and Lowains
>>541394085i like him, he plays so cute
>>541395342Grub-a-dub dub duuuuuuuub[Do not use the dub]
sheepy beating fraudwain on the telly
I would shit on vasanon any day of the week
2 weeks until Rising is SAVED
>>541395958can't wait. finna boutta slop all over niggas.
>anilacoughing baby>lowainhydrogen bomb
>>541393667issa doggy dog world
does anybody else become extremely uncomfortable when somebody is too nice to you?granblue fantasy total lowain player death
>>541395958Not unless there's a big patch, and I doubt that we'll get one ever again.
>>541396219nyo
bwos, what if they make the game worse>what could you ever mean anonyou know EXACTLY what i mean
66L lunges even further66U introduced
>Wilnas>Vas>Lowain>Cag>Ferrytroon>Meteratroon>Flamecarpet>Grimshit>Bubzshit>LadivashitIs it just me or does the game actuallyfucking suck right nowAnd no I don't mean it in a shitpost or doompost wayLike what the fuck is going onI can't be the only one that notices it
this narm's got good conversions
>>541396586That's what happens when you keep buffing characters while barely doing any nerfs, and even then the patches happen once in a blue moon.
>>541396586it was okay when you had to only worry about cag or vastroons but all these small buffs started adding upthey're just cancer to play against
Anyone want to have a toxic First to Ten match?
>>541396586have we reached the point of calling everything a troon "not shitposting"
>>541396726I like this character (not my big sister)
Jewl Resort Casino > Colosseum
>>541397254Auld Shrine is the best stage
>>541397254Yes, but it kills the bitrate compared to colosseum when you're trying to make webms.
>>541397254They should add Aloha resort's sauna room stage
>>541393416thank you
FUCK WILNASFUCK 2BFUCK LOWAINFuck BeatrixFuck KatalinaFuck MeteraFuck FerryFuck flame carpet f.H manFuck GrimnirFuck VaseragaFuck LadivaFuck CagliostroFuck LancelotFuck NarmayaFuck SorizFuck Fuck BeelzebubFuck VersusiaFuck GalleonDamn, nearly half the roster is a problem now. It was not this bad a year ago.
>>541397815dats rite, sandalgawds are so honest
>>541397894Unironically powercrept
>>541397815>Fuck NarmayaIf I must
>>541397815The characters not on this list are just going to get buffed to that level except Vikala and Anila so you'd better get used to the cancer.
>>541397971
>>541397815eto... eustace???
>>541398252honest
>>541398252I was on the fence about him. He's still pretty exploitable.
eustace and sandal players are posting
>>541398317>>541398390
>>541398404Ain't no one having trouble with that dripless shoto the patch of our lord, 2.2
>>541398512that's not eustace
>>541398043>except Vikala and AnilaGood, those two are already cancer and anyone who thinks they're bottom tier are the same fools who kept thinking Lowain was low tier all the way from 1.5 to 2.2
Anyone want to play?
>>541399032we streamboring
Oh wow, it's Mike Ross himself
zangiefdream, airoke and literal whos
are all vikky posters bottoms?
zangief's taking this shit
>switch to bea for a bit>still not broken enough so goes back to cagnyoticing
Sheesh is so cool
HE HIT FAG AND THE TRAPS STILL ACTIVATEDNERF THIS BITCH
>>541399883the trap activated before she got hit
cag seethe will never cease to amuse me
>>541399940SHUT THAT ASS UPNERF THIS BITCH ASS CHARACTER, YOU SHOULD NOT GET A FREE TRADE COMBO LIKE THAT
>>541399973sorry little man but literally everyone except cag players think she's retarded in one way or another (or multiple)
so if she puts traps down mid blockstring you can't even check her without risking death?
>>541400147I play cag and I think she’s retarded. I just find it amusing at point
>>541400181you just punish her on reaction, or 2L the traps if you're slow
>>541400219post a webm of you doing that on reaction
how many fuckin midroll ads are in this stream what the hell
>you just need to *genehaver tingz*ok, and if you're a regular human being?
>>541400181you have to press very early to counterhit her. you can use a low to clear and hit her/force her to block too. obviously if you are late you are prone to eating f.H
>you just punish her on reactionRemember kids, the Father of Lies does not rest.
>>541400181because of the existence of H spike, "just react bro" is a meme because one wrong guess and you're combo'd by spike. the safe option is to sweep or 2H in response to her gold flash
this narm is fucking choking
>>541400512*not 2h I meant 2L
How do I beat stagger pressure?If there's a opponent who can pressure with f.5L and I have to take it, whilst also keeping my eye out for both a 2M AND 66L to reset pressure AND the 4f throws as well as throw baits, how do I get around all that?I understand there's the literal use cases of DPs, BC, etc. but other than that, how do I threaten the opponent on MY defense? BC is too costly, and DPs have been made more risky than they already were before. Is there any tech I'd need to learn before I can hold my defense better? Maybe some assistance to find out when I can press on my defense that isn't DP?
>cag aka the sauceless knowledge check that falls apart the second you lab the MU>AIEEEEEEE WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO LAB IN THIS GAME TO BEAT SOMEONE NYOOO I'LL JUST BITCH AND WHINE ABOUT CAG>REACT? FUCK THAT NOISE HOW BOUT YOU REACT TO MY BITCHPOST INSTEADkys niggers
>>541400284Here you go.
>>541400645block. see how often they throw you, pay attention to what strings they like doing and mash when they go for resetspersonally i just dp when they start doing f.L microdash f.Lusually they're so focused on getting in or making you panic mash so they can frame trap they forget i can just dp itif you don't have a dp and you're cornered you can bc since it's a free bc ch side switch when they do that
>>541400769you are so mad lil broLearn to play lol
I learned thoWinning on a bottom tier btw
>>541400835>not even a punish>counterhit the button after the traps with your mile long sweep
>>541400835>7f 2UDoesn't count
>>541401020she's still in counterhit frames>>54140104611 frames
>>541401046at that range is like 10
>half screen 2u thats safe obkill yourself
>lowain on chip out>heals to half health
learn the matchup loser
yeah YEAH! learn the matchup!
Every time Lowain appears on stream
>losing to low tier knowledge checklol
>vas u fireball beats the torpedosholy fucking privileged
>>541401020cag is ch state for the whole thingdo you even play the game
learn the matchup retardmaybe don't mindlessly use torpedos like the nigger you are
>>541401569sorry nigger I don't have a halfscreen option to see it's ch state
>>541401620Who do you play?
>>541401608
Stop lying about your 2u dipshit Imagine if you had cag yee yee ass janky 2uYou wouldn't last a day
>>541401726Vane
vane 5u counterplay? yeah thought so
>>541400835I love watching biases play out liveYou have no idea how privileged that button is
>>541401806Cool, I play him too. Just 5H her on reaction. you'll get a fat 5H > 623M combo. You even have a frame more than I had in that webm to pull it off.
>>541401840>grabretardGOD
>on reaction
>>541401973>smacks you into a combo now what? checkmate
>he can't reactdeserved to lose against cag desu
when cag gets nerfed next patch ima have a rotating cag harem bouncing on my fiver in the lobby as trophies
why would they nerf a low tier tho
lets talk about beashit nerfs instead
https://x.com/AlietteFaye/status/1973458878240268793
>>541400835
>range of a katalina>movement speed of a lance>damage of a vas>offence of a narm>defence of a viraBut grub toddlers here won't admit beatard is broken
>>541402471don't reply to yourself it's lame...
>>541402437Top 15 is considered high
>>541402437wheres muh ex chars
see how the thread goes quiet when the uncomfortable truth is spoken out loud?fucking biggertards
>>541400835well shit
>>541402492People wouldn't hate Beatrix so much if she didn't have two meterless neutral skips while still having a fullscreen ultimate fireball.
>>541402526never ever accuse me of being a cag player again. i have 8000 dollars in my bank account and that can buy enough wiccan strumpets on fiver to put you in your place.
>>541402694Exactly. Yet shitters here bitch about cag and lowainLike ?????
>>541402737Most hate all three
>>541402780Except one is a WAY bigger problem than the other two.They're not even close.Don't be a disingenuous nigger now.
just dp her neutral skips on reaction
Just butt fuck Cagliostro until the old man switches teams
Maybe for you privileged meterless dp nigsMy dp costs 50
>>541402823>Except one is a WAY bigger problem than the other two.Lowain > Beatrix >> Cagliostro. The gap isn't nearly as big as you think it is. Shoot all three and be done with them.And no fucking compensation buffs
>>541396586you niggas would say the same thing if it was other characters being super strong/brokenjust look at the meltdown stuff like gran or katalina cause
>>541403246>Knowledge check joke character>Low tier knowledge checkVs>Evo winning top 1Are you retarded
>know jackshit about a character>get proven wrong>still whine and cry for nerfs
>>541402823>"NOOOOOOO, DON'T NERF MY BULLSHIT CHARACTER! THE BALANCE BEAR IS WORSE!"You're not wiggling your way out of this you cag jew
results?where's my evo win oh wait
>open random thread on /v/>it's FULL of actual fucking CSAMbros I'm never going going on that board again Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
this seox character kinda strong
>>541403539i dont even know if i want to know what that shit meanscagliostro sexual assault montage?
>>541403539>open /v/>nightly troon raid
this is why we turn her into crunchliostro
>beatroons going quiet when questioned about resultskek
>>541403638it's what the zoomers call CP
>>541404818For people with such short attention spans, they sure love to double the letter count on their terminology.
zangief is so fucking good
zoomzooms love coming up with new words for no reason
>>541405257carried by cagliostro
cag is just that broken
>>541405272The solution is Total Nigger Death
>3 perfects in a row
mickey game
that's my triple perfectchang
Hello!How are you feeling today?Will you eat something nice?What are we watching?
well zangief won easy
WRAP IT UP ZANGIEF
CAG LE BAD
ZANGIEF'S DREAM HYUK HYUK HYUK
>>541406587GOOD ONE
>>541406632nier's gloved handjobs
>>541406632I want to cum on her dress (spiteful)
Hello!How is your day? The sun is shining!Will you some good food today?Does anyone want to play? EU!I'm totally not a skin walker try to lure some poor prey in!
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1974399341780464065rushdownGAWDS...
>>541409749>rush downuh ohrush downs giga buffs patch incoming
TICK TOCK ZONERSLOPPERS
You lived long enough to see Yuel become top 1.
>>541409749>People: HumanFuck yeah human people
>>541409807We already knew Charlotta was getting buffs and/or an EX variant this patch.Also last patch buffed Lancelot and Vira
noticing anything?
>>541410257yea crimes against foxes
>>541409749beatrix 2.0 incoming
>>541409883All my training has paid off!
>>541410257Someone exposed Yool to Crank That
>>541409749assCHADs, legbros we're so back
guh... i'd have that bitch lookin like a pretzel PLAP PLAP PLAP
18 years old lookin like dat? got my fiver agitated
>new masters rankslooks like i'll have to grind this slop again wish me luck
>>541411553>using cheats
>>541411553If you can't reach 500 crystals in two months, then you are legitimately bad at video games
>>541411931Is it possible to be illegitimately bad at video games?
>>541409749this just means more metera and ferry buffs to compensate for broken ass rushdowns
>>541412061
>>541412056https://youtu.be/u6tMgjZ5uMA
>>541411931I reached 200 in a couple hours of hours. in EU no less. lost over 50 the next night…
I want to marry aya hirano and make her happy for the rest of her life
beatrix is old and busted now, also nerf hammer about to crack her skull in twomeanwhile we got a fresh youngin zoner killer comingit's over beagods
how will pink nier cope with bea being lined up against a wall and shot
>pink nierwe do not mention mythological creatures here
>>541413351M-Meet your season 3 cast?
>>541413150>Can't fraud GMs anymore>Has to actually learn the game for oncegee how is this supposed to be a bad thing
>>541413437>pink nier>GMyou're confusing him with DLN
>>541413416'fraid so
gah damn i keep forgetting how fraudmaxxed uno isthe shittiest players really be lookin gawdlike on that bitch huh
>>541413494ah ye u right I think I meant to say that beanig can't rob* GMs in the wobby with his busted ass character no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7qsBlPme8
>>541413562No you don't understand, he NEEDS to be plus on his U parry
>>541409749Calves bros, we are eating good.
>>541413852ain't even that, just gimmick central
>>541409749>rushdownso obviousboring ass spicy shoto, bea 2.0would be funny if shark is not even used for half of her specials like gio
If she’s really Bea 2.0 then she’ll just get gutted a month after release so what are you complaining about?
"gutted"uh huh... like bea right? top 1 to top 1
>>541417975Im not spending a month with a nu-release Beaalso this game is on the dead bed, they dont give a shit about hotfixing anything anymore
I'm immune to your drama and doom-posting.
It’s been over a year since they released a patch that changed every character
Artful Monki
I told you Meg was going to be an ordinary shoto with nothing unusual about her or her ordinary shark or her ordinary platonic friend with an ordinary shark-rocket launcher. There's definitely not going to be anything that stands out about this plain, ordinary girl and her ordinary fighting style and her ordinary leotard.
>>541418257
>>541419050Holy....
>>541419050You are gay if you like that.
>>541419050stupid cunt
meg needs to get pregnant, by me
>>541419050The more I learn about Meg, the more I dislike her
>>541419050so quirky xp
real question is why are there so many adults with 4 limbs and 20 fingers who can't even hold a kitchen knife properly never mind cooking>Verification >not required.
>>541420139why are the legs and the toes relevant for cooking
>>541420234how are you supposed to walk up to fridge without them?
>>541420139Making pizza later today. What toppings do you want?
where's the meg cosplayer?
Wilnas and Meg killed the hype
>>541421000what hype?
>>541421000meg boutta save this shart ass game doe
>>541421637>Bea X Seox 2.0 even bigger dyke edition>saving anythingloooooooooooooooooooooool
>>541421739yeah? a pawg with broken rushdown will draw in everybodythey just have to make her good
if everyone rushes the other down then no one is rushdown
get your autograph bros
>>541422240someone gotta take one for the team and take this nigga hostage
>>541422240I really hope that someone would ask FKHR why the balance is so shit
>>541422407>charge at him and shoulder tackle him>falls and hurts himself>"but why???">"66L bitch, you like it dont you?"
2 years after launch and people are STILL seething about 66L
what happened to xher?
>>541422493>shoulder tackle him>falls and hurts himselfSounds more like you did a 66H
>>541422132But everyone already is rushdown, which is why the zoners and big button characters are top tier because they can do it all.
>2 years after launch and people are STILL complaining about this obvious flaw the greatly diminishes the gameplay that we refuse to fix
love bringing out my rushdown ferry against seox
>>541423536I genuinely dont understand why devs worship it so much
>>541423536
>>541423296How did that argument not also apply at launch when everyone thought Metera and Ferry were trash?
>>541423648I could beat that up.
>>541423109Kat's 66L is a shoulder tackle.
how do i git gud at this game bros, kyat is too hard and i'm hardstuck with grimmyhttps://youtu.be/D5mUmvmQhfg?si=JXqKYYz5TzKuZ1M4
I’m tired of being retarded
>>541424098you can't improve at fighting games. If you've dedicated at least 1-2 months of legitimately trying to improve at the game (Like ACTUALLY labbing out answers and committing them to memory, ACTUALLY reviewing your replays for bad habits and ACTUALLY trying to recognize defensive/offensive RPS situations to avoid or abuse) and haven't noticed any meaningful difference then you've simply hit your talent limit.
>>541424510ltg mindset
>>541424620Name all the players who went from dogshit or mediocre at the game for X years to just really grinding it out and locking in and becoming a top player.It doesn't happen.Everyone who is good at fighting games got good within a few years because they were simply born with good genes/talent for it. People like Punk were better at FGs after playing SF for 2 months than you were at playing any fighting game for 2 years.
>>541424840Punk literally played during the entire lifespan of SFIV but no one even knew his name because he was a nobody pool drowner
>>541424840i was in guilty gear floor one and trying to find out how to wakeup DP 2 years agoi don't want to be a top level player, something like top 10 grim GM or something would be enough
>>541424098>>541425131you need to play the game more and lab things outyou cant end a combo with triple attack. even the partner tells you that the basic combo is triple attack into special, try to at least do thatkatalina has unfair advantage on her attacks so also abuse that, dont be scared of spamming those f.Hslearn that when your opponent is spamming jumps that the response to that is usually 2Hthat said both katalina and grimnir are not that intuitive, grimnir is complex and katalina is very simple but requires some minimum of footsies and FG knowledge you don't seem to have. Id tell you to play a easier character, get master with those and see if you understand the game better, but not sure what to even recommend you because if id tell you something like beatrix you'd end up getting carried I guess
>>541425194i'm already masters with grim, i'm trying out other characters because i've tried like 5 fg's and grim is the ONLY fighting game(-no, multiplayer games in general) character i'm decent with, i get floored even by complete noobs when i try anyone else
>>541425483Masters literally means nothing in this game. You are getting floored by noobs because you are a noob
>>541424840ZeRo was bad at Brawl for a few years and then had a meteoric rise to being one of the best Smash players of all time
>>541425979>>541424840It all comes to how much you enjoy the gameSome games just click with you and you go "fuck this game is so fucking fun" and you can't stop thinking about it and trying to improve and moreYou need that kind of energy and enthusiasm to become betterI dont know if those pros grinded, were born geniuses or whatever but I can tell you they all enjoyed the games they became pro with
>>541426104there is no such thing as a born genius, you have to just grind it efficiently.
>>541413852I'll trade it for a standard, death-on-block invuln U DP if you wantFuck Lowain for being the only parry character to double dip like that
>>541425483oha katalina detour might help you then, you picked a decent character to improve withyou'll learn to hit confirm with her, learn to space her lunges since they can be punishable unlike any of the shit grimnir does, and more. she's quite strong so you won't be at big disadvantagekeep playing her. but most importantly lab some combo. learn basic bread butter combos like the f.M hit confirm into U projectile combo into 66L blablabla the one you probably have seen a million times
>>541424840Man you are so sad You lost before even opening the game
>>541426926Quite the opposite, by not having any expectation that I will ever be a top player I have perspective
>>541426371come to think of it one of the reasons i struggled so hard was due to matchup knowledge, i have no idea what the characters do and how they work, especially ones like vira, ferry, 2b, metera, lowain would be really hard matchups for me because theirs is so confusing
>>541427240play more and lab them out
>>541425979Smash isn't a fighter though so it's irrelevant to the discussion.
>>541427729It requires more skill and has more neutral than GBVSR, and I never touched a smash game in my life but I can tell from a glance.
>>541427839Starcraft also requires more skill and has more neutral than GBVSR but I wouldn't bring it up in a conversation about fighting games.
>>541428150Well, in that case I concede.
>ISSA THE TOP 10%yeah except its "15%" now while D, C, and B take up like 40% and thats the rank of players that dont fucking stick with the game, so master ranked actually takes up like 1/3 of the playerbasechartkeks BTFO
>>541411931I know. Kill me please
>>541429252That's what Gold Master is for
>>541424510>>541424840trvthnvke
>>541429252>and thats the rank of players that dont fucking stick with the game,>I made up a version of reality where 15% is 33%, I bet you feel stupid now!
>>541429252its actually even smaller because S+/S++ would double-count Master ranks as well
>>541429252I look forward to when Silver and Gold are introduced and we see just how many masters can barely reach 200 gems.
>>541430014are you telling me those people stuck at the default starter ranks actually play the game? do you actually believe this? keep deluding yourself shartkek>>541430059>its even worseholy shit
>>541430172if they made that division then apparently it is true that the majority cant even reach 200, which would be insane if you didnt consider that anon is right and the entire playerbase got shot up to master for free
Jojobros..?
>>541430172I can't reach 200 gems. I fucking suck. I will be the only person in 0-200 that still plays and hasn't parked.
For some reason, they decided that the C to Master rank division wasn't good enough so they decided to change it to Master to 500 crystals now.Just literally think as Master rank as S rank, 200 to S+, 400 to S++, 500 for the real actual Master before the changes. Maybe.
>>541430401don't worry bro I'll still be down here losing to you
reminder in new masters you don't lose gemmies to someone with 1000 more gemmies than you
>>541430789It's an obvious copy of the SF6 system where you automatically get into Master by just playing the game even if you have a negative win rate, and then the game gives you something resembling an actual rank.
>>541430789have you watched my gameplay? >>541424098 people in B3 used to play like this
>>541431352unless youre both GM
>>541422870naturally?
>>541430789Anyone and their mother can rank up to 500+ Shit's worthless.Sasuga Cysharts. Once again.
>a gay retarded garbage caveman baby could get 500 crystals>rank used to MEAN SOMETHING in this house now they just hand you GM for freeI can't win in master rank...
>>541432184*smoooooch* do your best, I believe in youor dont, avoid ranked to avoid any terminal illness
Did you guys seriously make a thread on /v/ just to get invaded by /gbf/ tards anyway?Meg is ugly as fuck too. I hope you genuinely don't believe she'll save shit.I hope that she comes with an actual good patch because I've heard of a couple of players quitting after EVO France.
Wilnas killed the game.
>>541432673More like he last hit it. If the game was fine and Wilnas came we would've survived. We can't survive a constant stream of shart AND then the AIDS on top of it.
>>541431362except within master the points still don't matterin sf and even strive they do elo at master rank
>>541432326>avoid ranked to avoid any terminal illnessunfortunately I've already been afflicted with acute doomitis and am experiencing a character crisis on top of it
>>541432746ELO is racist, we dont do that here, only magic yummy yummy crystals so that the 1st ranked GM could be just some dude who farms sheep like he's the t-rex in jurassic park. except it was a cow there but catura is not playable yet (she would be as bad as anila and vikala obviously)
>>541432507I don't browse vI'm not that retarded
Master Rank does matter and so does GM! Look at the plaeyrs who always end up in GM every time like... shiwowamb... uhhh issa skillbased!
I still remember when Zippy quit gbvs to play COTW lmfao
>>541420139shrimp status?
I get folded like a lawnchair when I fight anyone except for shotos or other similarly simple characters. When I fight GM shoto players, I can win 4 out of 10 times, but even noobs using gimmick characters like Cag beat me black and blue. If I don't play against those kinds of characters regularly, I just forget the MU
>>541433190at least SQ is a top player in 2XKO right now lol
>>541433168it's skillbased but time limited
>>541426220>grind it efficiently.No, that also doesn't matter. Some people just have a higher aptitude for certain things and will simply do better because that's how their genetic makeup is. To say that exposing two different people to the same thing and training them via identical methods would lead to both of them showing the same results would be to deny the basics of biology.
>>541433190did he flop?
>>541433234if youre playing multiple characters: dont. it severely hinders your ability to learn the MU against characters like cog
>>541433387He was strong comparatively but not at the top level of competition. Nobody in NA or SA really is or was other than Diaphone
>>541433402Yeah, you're right. I keep bouncing between characters. Have several characters in master rank, but I haven't seriously played ranked as a master with any of them
crush
>over the course of months mimic sf6's road to master, where master is guaranteed and points based>now copy sf6's ranking beyond master, where master is divided into different kinds of ranks too>except does not copy actual elo aspect, the one that makes sf6 ranked good>and the division of beyond master does not make sense at allAnd I just realized why they only did divisions at sub 500 crystals, its because current ranked system is divided in matchmaking between people of sub and over 500 crystals. So instead of spending some time and adjusting that to the rank division, they were forced to divide them at sub 500 crystal mark at it's highest.
>>541430789sounds about right, i was stuck in S since september last year>only made it from S to S+ after they casualized the rank system>only made it from S+ to Master after they casualized the rank system againthat will only further convince me that i haven't improved at all in a year and that i'm still playing at an S level at best
>>541430014It's just a fact that almost everyone in D rank played one match and then dropped the game, they don't count as actual players.>>541432184After they got rid of promos they just objectively made getting to master much easier.Getting to 500 crystals now is roughly the skill level you needed to get to master before the Galleon patch.
>>541434156seriously, why do they refuse to implement elo? they already made reaching master free to make shitters feel good, why not add elo within masters for people who take the game seriously?
is nier a fox
>>541434864she is a cat
>>541434549The issue of dogshit not ELO systems is also this, it's hard to track if you got better or not if those systems constantly change.
>>541434864Erune
>>541434640Probably the usual. Too many resources needed and too hard at this stage of the game. Why transform something into actually good from mediocre when people eat that shit up already.
>>541434928i just rely on winrate as a metric. my winrate has only gotten worse since then therefore i got worse
>>541434591>Getting to 500 crystals now is roughly the skill level you needed to get to master before the Galleon patch.There are people who got to Master long before the ranked changes and still don't have an easy time reaching 500 crystals now, so I disagree. I think you guys exaggerate how much easier ranked has gotten across the board. Getting through promos is way easier, but the actual overall skill level in S++ hasn't changed much.
>>541434864like all lesser mongrel erune she is a tailless (gross) catexcept ferry who is a donkey, makura who is a bunny, and vajra who is a dog
Do you lose gold master or whatever when it resets? If so, I'm not grinding it.Ranked matches take too long to find.
...
>>541435448anon told her that crouching is the best position to protect your head...
>>541435241masters currently probably play better than masters at launch, remember when nier players just learned 1 single combo and made it to masters?
>>541435606now nier players are making it to master without learning a single nier combo>t. i lose to them all the time
I'm master with two characters I'm absolutely horrific with and have no right to playbut I'm also stuck in S+ with avatar belialwhat's up with that
>>541435929Stop killing yourself when you don't need to.
I don't understand why people care about ranks, the only thing that matters is how many golden golshis you have
>>541435929this but with bea for me
>>541436107but I'm playing avatar belialI NEED to do the combo
>>541436151It is time.Proclaim the score.
Sub master: essentially braindead, no attempt to play the game at allMaster: at least attempted to play the gameSilver Master: learned basic controlsGold Master: learned at least one combo and some system mechanicsGM (on a character where the cutoff is 3k or higher): finished the tutorial
>>541436151All the golden golshi havers are GMs. You're not even in the running for a golden golshi unless you've completed the tutorial.
>>541436151forever zerothere's a beelzebub player in those things...
>>541435284>andira is a cat
>>541435284Vajra isn't tailless
>>541436151And NA tournaments are the only ones that matter because EU has no players btw
>>541436829mr bbw dont listen to them your golshi is perfectly valid
>>541436829but gawdsoon slayed your king? eu>na i fear
Only thing that matters is if I have a funny victory by messing around.
>>541437015anyone can fraud out one game on fraudestB doe
>>541436592RUN ANDIRA RUN, THE CATKILLER IS LURKING
yoooo im so good im sick nasty with it
>>541436592Yes
>>541437358>FKHR sees 2B brainlessly spamming this move with her multiple air options to make challenging it impossible>durr I guess her other air buttons aren't good enough, she needs buffs>haven't seen a single 2B using j.L or j.M since the patch because j.H is still just as brainless as beforeUnless the Meg patch shows some serious course correction I'm going to give up on this game
>NAWHHRRRRGBLGBLGBGBLGBLGBL *GIMMICKS* *DP* *GIMMICKS* *GIMMICKS* *66L* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *GIMMICKS* *DP* *DP* *GIMMICKS* *THROWLOOP* *DP* *GIMMICKS* AWOOOOOGA>EUHmm... I'll patiently wait and strike with a perfectly spaced 66L, and confirm into an optimal combo that patiently conserves my resources so that I can kill on the next inter-ACK!>HatsoonWHHRRRRGBLGBLGBGBLGBLGBL *GIMMICKS* *DP* *GIMMICKS* *GIMMICKS* *5HHH* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *GIMMICKS* *DP* *DP* *GIMMICKS* *THROWLOOP* *DP* *GIMMICKS* AWOOOOOGA
>>541437556when you see 2B using other jumping moves rather than j.H1) good job you forced them to use them2) be scared
>>541409749Here's hoping she'll play like Giovanna
>>541437556>haven't seen a single 2B using j.L or j.M since the patchyoure self reporting your rank lmao
>>541437672>2B finally uses her f.M>find out its almost as broken as her j.Hlayers of layers of bullshitshes basically frieza
>>541437849GM?
>>541437849...because every 2b gets autofloated to 10k crystals
>>541437882vikky's face when she finds out she's pregnant with my f.u.b genes
>>541437015EN TER
>>541438471shell die during birth
>>541438531why did you post some random unkempt homeless guy
>>541438471>f.u.b geneswat?
>>541438531Somebody should invite him to our tournies
>>541438665fat ugly bastard
>>541438531Why do all grubber look like shit?, and I don't mean as in ungly but very unkempt, everyone dresses like a slob
brick join my team for the tourney
>>541437660What did he mean by this?
>>541436881Both of my golden golshis are from NA tournaments kekI got a hitotsu-me giant for winning the EU tournament
>>541409749delicious butt
they finally gave us the meg cheeks i've been asking for now make her bottom 3 so only i play her
>>541438823Dont get too close anon that thing has rabies
>>541438774nigga hes at home being comfy, is he supposed to sit in a suit?
>>541438774Xerom looks very nice
>>541437839A whole new generation of "Her Wolf (Shark) doesn't do anything!"
>>541439529xerom goons to harvins and monster girl rape
>>541438774I left my comb in my other business suit which is at the cleaners.
>>541409749>bimbo that wants to vacation>dislikes free spirit typesWhat?
>>541432910how is it racist when all the high elo players end up being black
>>541439713woah anon I was already sold on Xerom you don't have to push harder
>>541439713
>>541439785meg is not a fucking bimbo
>>541439713And that’s a good thing
>>541439713OUR HERO
>>541439713I like him even more now.
>>541439713that’s my hero
>>541439525nyo but at least a nice shirt and a decent haircut would make him easier on the eyes
gyaru meg... onegai...
>>541439902Seems pretty stupid to me
>>541439713waoh>BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
Gyaru is genuinely the worst fetish in existenceI have more respect for footfags, cucks and hypertards than gyaruniggers.
>>541439713>xerom goons to harvins and monster girl rapesomeone has to lead the way
>>541440052you know we're getting a tanned meg colour right?
>>541426371>katalina detour might help you then, you picked a decent character to improve withcan we kill this meme already?if anything the character will get you used to having godlike normals that play the game for you
>>541440052all the girls should have a gyaru color pallette
Need Nubian Queen Meg
>>541440379bea doesn't
>>541440192what’s wrong with it?
>>541440426I'm homosexual
>>541439713Oh, so that's his secret
>>541440426Everything
>>541440424Should as in, NEEDS one
Bayatricks VersusBelly-Al
>>541439713I already knew xerom was based from his nobeta shirt
Where did all the teamposting leading up to the tournament go? Did everyone find a team already?
>>541440327he wants to get good with grimnir bro
>>541440651You cant just keep adding more and more unneccesary made up lines to armpits and keep saying it makes them more attractive
>>541440826we usually wait till the last week to begin despair posting
>>541440651
>>541440826I'm not joining because last time I was just deadweight to my team
>>541440651this bitch got dem 90 y/o saggy granny pits
>>541440882https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135869133you can keep adding more pixels to the armpits though... 10000x5000 of them.
>>541441086The event is not serious bro just have fun with your lobbyfriends. If they invited you on their team that means they want you there
Where's the challonge I gotta lock in a funni name for our team
>>541441207wrong bitch,. i'm tryna go pro>>541441086you better skip out pussy if you make us lose i'm stuffing you in a locker
>>541439713Don't we all?
Still waiting for NA vs EU
>>541441607there's no point, na has the advantage in the lag with their fraud ass characters
>>541429350Look anon I'm starting to think you enjoy this.Every time some retards are posting some dumb shit you show up to say some shit like "oh I'm so bad I'm so useless my life is worthless"do you get sexual satisfaction from it? like those people into erotic asphyxiation
>>541440192God damn it dude I like chicks with ducks and I understand people who hate it but fucking "gyaru is the worst fetish in existence"???it's just blonde hair, tan and skimpy clothing
>I like girls with ducksI'm going to be honest bwos I'm not comfortable sharing a thread with people like him
Dark skin with dark hair > anyway.
Whats wrong with ducks?
This is a dark skin, onion hair thread
>>541440192That's right scatbro
NEECHANG NEECHANG NEECHANG
any game eu lobby now please anyone?
>>541442660Corkscrews
>>541442652infinite sex
is zoi a gyaru1. shes retarded2. she has burnt skin3. she dresses like a whore
>>541442806your main? sun status? did you eat something nice?
>>541442660apparently food goes straight through them
>>541442902she's not dumb and she does not dress like a whore
>>541443108yuh huh
I dislike browns and arabs, why are they so loud
I've not been able to join the lobby too much lately so here's hoping I'll find a team
>>541442660Yours are disorganized and chaotic while mine are ordered and in a row
>>541443364Where there's a will, there's a way
Why she pimk
why is nobody in the lobby
>>541443942sun status, nigga?
>>541442958sorry something came upthe sun is gone and there's only endless darkness our end comes
>>541443921It's a reference to Mecha-Vira.https://gbf.wiki/Vira_(Wind)#2nd_Art-0
>>541443364no one wants me in their team so I probably won't enter
>>541443921when a girl gets around blood flows to the pussy and it turns pink
>>541443921Vira didn't install CS:Source
>>541443364>>541444179Main(s)?
>>541444145Granblue is so fucking stupid
>>541443942Why would we play this kusoge? We are in l4d
>>541444179>>541443364you just need one more, tardos
>Do Abel rekka>Does 10 damage per hit>Abels rekka me>Does a third of my healthI dont get it
I want everyone who thinks they don't belong in a team because they'll be bad to team up and be bad together but they forge an unbreakable lifelong friendship.
>>541444145It sucks that there's so much cool mecha stuff in this setting but the only things resembling it is one move belonging to L*wainNicholas in Season 3, please
Keep japanese magitech and mechslop out of my Grand Blue FANTASY
>season 3
>>541442395It also includes the vapid, bimbo like personality. One of the issues with pig is that she looks like a gyaru but doesn't act like one so you end up with a character that repels those who dislike gyarus with her looks but then disappoints those who like them with her personality.
>>541444819ok but pig luv
>>541444760that’s robophobic
>>541444819>no ugly-ass leopard print>no gross exagerrated tan lines>no horribly overdone slut makeup>not covered in filled condoms from random ugly bastard gangbangsBeing brown isn't bring gyaru
why does the game fucking stutter every time i play someone on playstation?
>>541444819Retarded take
>>541441086Sikhander…
>>541445117Yes
>>541445305piss5 overheats easily
I'm NA and I want the finest Euros on my team
I feel like it would be fair if 2B could actually get a punish if she parries Bubs divekick with 5U, instead of just getting plus frames
>>541445305Playstation can't handle a simple fighting game. Not 4 nor 5. Even the most busted toasters on third world dialup are more likely to maintain a steady framerate.
>>541445418
>>541445795I can see Nier's butt...
>>541445664>>541445858but why does it have to stutter on my end? fuck, i want to turn crossplay off but over half the playerbase is on console...
>>541445664is that a random fan on the side of the ps5...?
>>541445704>I feel like it would be fair if [cancer] could kill [cancer]no one cares
>>541445704The only thing "fair" to 2B would be a nuclear holocaust
>>541446009rollback = if your opponent has framedrops you experience them too
>>541446132This is a fact
Can we buff 2B again? Its not fair that she's #3 in win rate and #3 in GM cutoff and appears in every top 8. She works so hard...
>Do some Granblue Fantasy Versus Risingning>Spiderbro decide to hang down a thread right in front of my faceI'm usually okay with insects but that one scared the daylight out of me
>>541445887posting stinky's reaction images..keeping his legacy alive...
>>541446390Please think about the mental wellbeing of 2B players and the hate they get for winning everything without trying. They need a pick-me-up, it's only fair
Is there an option to hide your grand bruise weapon the Vyrn lobby avatar looks retarded with it just floating there
>>541446589
>>541424098you need to work on the basics, kat is not hard she just scales with how good your fundamentals arelearn some basic bnb combos, have a simple gameplan with 66L and buttons into fireball and learn to anti air. that's the start
>>541444557Technical input GODS...
>>541446592Dude, cyber bullying isn't real; just walk away from the computer.
>>541446861Im the one technical inputting though
kyatalina 2m is the most busted thing ive seen in this game even grim f.H pre-pre-nerf wasn't this busted
Last week it was Wilnas's 2mWhose 2m will it be next week?
>>541446592I genuinely feel bad for him
Thanks for the games USA Katanon. Apologies for the connections; I should put EU in the name so people know for connection purposes.Yes I live in the UK, yes we technically aren't part of EU officially, yes the goon laws are in effect, yes I get mad every time a Yuel anon posts an nhentai link and I can't access it.
>>541447214>even grim f.H pre-pre-nerf wasn't this bustedok let's not exaggerate
if you play 2B you can't read the room it's that simple
>>541447508Why the fuck would you feel bad for him? He's making money playing the character he claims to love and he doesn't even need to try because the character can't be whiff punished or anti-aired. What the fuck does he want, a blowjob from the people he beats by mashing 5H? Most of the replies in that tweet were people sucking him off, does he need fucking more?
>>541446683Set it to None.
>>541447481yuel's, after she gets buffed and it slides her forward a little and hits low
>>541447509>usim korean, usually i can play with americans living on the west coast but EU is kinda clunkyurs wasnt that bad most of the times i get like 399 ping and game lags as if the server got ddosed
>>541447509dangerous booba...
>>541448031>KoreanOh, damn okay. We are THAT global, awesome. RIP the connection though. GGs for the matches though.
>>541447992TyI will now proceed to never enter the lobby because you will know I asked this question and make fun of me
>>541447184Simple Input GODS...
>>541448123me, a southeast asian shartlotta and a brapzillian are probably the only none-westerners in this general
>>541447509BOOBS OF POWER
>>541448328STINKY YOU'RE ALIVE?
>>541448394i drank from those
you couldn't handle versusia's breast milkyou'll have to settle for zeta's meager breast milk
i only drink the finest draph breast milks
what does vermommy's breast milk taste like?
Fuck fuck fuck fuckI hate losing 0-3 0-3I feel like a huge scrubI want to fucking die
>>541449209POWER
poster below me is a sick criminal and harasses harvin women
>girl talks to me about video games>Mention fighting games>Says she's been getting into fighting games>Because she's been playing Marvel RivalsBros
borderless fullscreen or old-school fullscreen?
>>541449660maybe she’s pretending to know because she likes you
When you realize normies wouldn't buy MvC because they didn't know who Capcom was
>>541449660punch her in the face and take her purse
Versusia got sum iddy biddy tiddy for her size
>>541449660Gotta start somewhere.But punch her in the dick and take her pubes, just to be safe.
https://litter.catbox.moe/qsnncz.ogg
>>541450673for real, they should be about 3 times larger
>>541409749>shark fu
>>541450673You think so?
>>541451259why she is white
bigger.
volupalu... BULADO!
Versusia is so ugly
GGs 2Banon. I will endeavor to not get hit by that mixup. Thanks for the games.
>>541450673Her butt is also very flat
>>541447509>an nhentai link and I can't access it.seriously? for real?
>>541451782
>>541449932She said she "loves my aesthetic" and made circular motions with her handsIs that girl for thinking Im cute or just liking my clothes?
>>541451732ggs and thanks versussy
>>541451959how are you not overthrowing your government yet?
>>541452128actual based sites like sadpanda aren't blocking the UK
>>541451959Get that loicense anon. Do it now. And don't you fucking dare use a VPN think of the children, it's better to dox yourself for some anime tiddies.
>>541451959
>>541452038die hatstroon
>>541452467We have like 3 2B players, they’re not all hatsoon
>>541448328Brazil is western, retard
Im sick of Arcsys games making taunts uncancellable minute long animations that are impossible to use in a real match without eating a hit
Am I Hatsoon?
We're all the HatsoonHere in /gbvsg/
>>541452653Skill issue.
>>541449660>mentions fighting games while rizzing up a girlit never even began for you holy shit
>>541452887women love watching men play fighting gamesit makes their pussies wet to see their concentrated faces and hands working a lever
>>541452864*punches you*huh??? what did you say??? skill issue???*drop kicks you*huh??? im sorry??? could you repeat??? I cant *kicks you in the face* hear you*grabs by leg and throws against the wall*huh you little bitch??? what you were saying???*removes shirt and stomps you*I dont think you know who the fuck I am*grabs you by the neck and starts making out with you*
>>541409749>sharkfu
>>541452887>comes up to me >talks about our job>asks "what kind of video games do you play?" because we got cut off last time she asked me about the stuff i was intoShould I have said Master Duel
>>541452219From what I've heard e-h is blocked so if you lose your sadpanda cookies you can't log back in.
>>541453136Vanebro btw, not sure if it matters!
>>541453136Average Cog image post
>>541453238should have been honest and told you only play rpg maker japanese porn games with kangaroo rape
>>541453363they left the login page unblocked
>>541452584>3 2Bgrimi saw my ex-hero, xerom play 2b last stream too
>>541453238>"what kind of video games do you play?">tell her porn games from japan>mfw
>>541452219nhentai is a much better site for reading doujin
>>541451978I am probably not qualified to tell you that at all. I’d say she probably thinks you’re pretty charming if she’s willing to compliment you to your face like that. That being said regardless of what her intentions were you might as well be friendly and reach out and see where it goes. I don’t think anybody would say that to someone if they weren’t open to talking more
>>541453973apparently not since it kneels to UKek
girls are icky and have cooties
>Woman says a nice thing to a man>"She's clearly in love with you anon"When did the West fall?
>>541454131they also leave a mess everywhere, especially the bathroom and all the pipes smell like shit due to getting clogged constantlymen only pee in the sink so its not so bad
https://youtu.be/jKhP750VdXw?si=hEEkja_FGdeFmipe
>>541454131Characters for this feel?
>>541454370cag
>>541454356I'm blind, what does this video say?
>>541454472I specifically asked for a character with the feel of girls having cooties not a character that likes girls so much he became one
>>541454685Man gets fired for sexual harassment
>>541454914keeping HR in business what a good lad
>>541446009because playstation users are overwhelmingly on wifi.
>>541454735Nier
>>541455334Wireless was a mistake.
I guess if you say Nier to every single character reccomendation it will eventually apply
how many nier players do we have
>>541455804too many
the sex symbol of /gbvsg/
>>541450315I knocked a fat child and his laptop over by accidentally bumping into the roller his mother carelessly planted around the corner. I walked away not even acknowledging his plight before his parents could even realize the tragedy that took place as they were hypnotized by the small hoard of pot stickers in front of them.character for this feeling?
When's our Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising 2.0?
>>541455982That's not Kou
>>541456148We already had 2.0 and it came and went like a wet fart. When we eventually get to 3.0 I don't expect it to be any different.
Want to see something weird related to kangaroos?
>>541409883Me when I accidentally read the tier list upside down
>>541456332Season 2 isn't 2.0
Unlucky...Out of cookies...Everywhere I go is a sticky blue carpet...I'm not having a gouda time lately...
>>541456437no but you could tell the thread about the unique anatomy of the female hyena
Is Avatar Belial a good character to learn the game on?
>>541456737>noOk, good choice
>>541456765Do you like him?
>>541456148Granblue Fantasy Versus: Ascending which will come after Season 3's development gets interrupted by the civil war.
>>541456765unironically yes. you die in two touches, your opponent dies in two touches. avatar plays the ultimate game of footsies constantly.
>>541456943>avatar plays the ultimate game of footsies constantlylmao
>>541456857I dont like boys Im not gay
>>541456765no2B is
>>541456701
>>541436829Actually, there's one EU tournament that matteredhttps://files.catbox.moe/7m47yx.webm
>>541457052Getting a combo at any range from a projectile that covers the entire screen isn't footsies?
>>541457117Then he's not for you.
>>541456765you take a ton of damage, they take a ton of damageyou have many tools, your normals are good
>>541457052if bypassing fireballs is skipping neutral than fireballs are footsies.
>>541456619Why'd they call it version 2.00 then?
>>541457207i watch it all every time>>541457163legitimately what went through its head here
>>541457052he is right
>>541457627>legitimately what went through its head hereImagine you are in the same situations but surrounded by crazy wolves 4 times your size that want to kill you. Would you stay and take a chance with them or jump and take your miserable chances of not 100% death?
if you wouldn't have sex with your main then you shouldn't be playing them
>>541457163giwtwm
>>541457970True. Anre main btw
>>541457627>legitimately what went through its head hereRats have non-fatal terminal velocity so jumping off of high places probably doesn't register as too dangerous for them
>>541457627>legitimately what went through its head heregenetic knowledge that predators like cats dont outright kill them but often torment them so he took the best option possible.
>>541385172source or artist?
what energy drinks should i consume to improve my reaction time?
>>541458594https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=koretsuki_azuma&z=1
>>541458685cocaine
>>541458685nier farts
>>541458685Apple Juice
>>541458685soda and when no one is looking while walking your dog, a little sippy sip of lake water
i wanted serious answers....
>>541458685A cigarette and a cup of coffee
>worst meter gen in the game>specials limited by SKL>bottom tier damage because of the above 2^>bottom tier defense>horrendous comeback potential because of all of the above, in a game where getting 2-tap comebacks is the norm>no 66L>struggles converting 5M (66L equiv) pressure into strike/throw>struggles to get a meaty on a midscreen knockdown>can't meaningfully frametrap into heavies>buttons are slow so plus frames are often fake>mix is all fake gimmicks>throw baits lose to fuzzy mash>ultimate DP can be safejabbedif u lose to 2B u got out-neuch'd or knowledge checked or both. stop coping that shes a broken autowin character when not a single tierwhore has flocked to her. (I will only be accepting replies from triple golden golshi owners or xerom slayer GM badge owners!)
>>541458685Essence of Lebinleibu.
>>541458474>cats dont outright kill them but often torment themmy cat does thisshe is one sadistic little fuck
North american lobby gamers?
>>541409749>Meg's ass will be covered>no thongNo words in any language are enough to express my disappointment...
GOT TO 200 CRYSTALS LET'S FUCKING GO
>he has to realize he is a super cringe faggot rightjesus
>>541387949>kat>pressureher pressure is as basic as it gets
can anyone post that meg concept from the stream?
>>541459541>I will only be accepting replies from triple golden golshi ownersdelete vane
>>541459371There is none. The only thing that truly enhances your reaction time is adrenaline, and unless you're a really old fuck who would get a speed boost from caffeine, nothing will stimulate the adrenal gland except putting yourself into a strenuous condition. Or meth.
popping an adrenaline syringe so i can react to RS
>dodged multiple rs in one session>thought I unlocked the gene>it was just the bottle of cherry pepsi max I drank
>>541459857gawdlike
>>541460350adrenaline is crazyI broke my arm in an incident once and only realized it like 15 minutes later
why do troons always avatarfag
>>541459857got to 300 and i want to throw my stick against a fucking wall.
I am addicted to soft drinks and I think the insane amount of sugar I take on a daily basis has a rebound effect on me, instead of giving me energy it drains my energybroscience
>>541459857silver kami gawd i kneeel
>>541458474the only problem is that an adaptation like that would not be passed down to the next gen because it doesnt help you to survive and have offsprings.
>>541459541good candidate for the most unpleasant post in this general's historynezu would be proud
>get obsessed with snek>start jacking it to lamia doujinsdon't fall down the rabbit hole bros
>>541461081your golshis?
>>541460882like the other anon said the rat probably survived
>>541461092>don't fall down the rabbit holeDon't you mean the snake snake burrow?
>>541460882when they called it fight or flight they meant flight very literally>>541461462>>541458457
>>541461360that would make more sense
>>541461360nvm ur right
>>541461092a thirst for snex is healthy and natural
>>541461495yesss...it is... very dangerous...
>>541461092>lamiai love monster girls so much bwos
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgcnobody even linked the euro tourney...
>>541462726>open stream>"LOWAIN... VERSUS...">close stream
>>541461983Add her to Granblue with a tail command grab and I'll do whatever Cygames wants
>>541462932are you me?
No but seriously, why do none of Lowain's projectiles go away on hit? Put that on any other character and it would be considered hyper kusoge shit
>>541463138its called having unique properties
>>541463138>why do none of Lowain's projectiles go away on hit?that's his gimmickits like asking why cag has traps
>>541463138>Put that on any other character and it would be considered hyper kusoge shitWhy don't you consider it hyper kusoge shit when Lowain does it?
>>541462726>Open stream>"LOWAIN... VERSUS...">Violently masturbate
>>541463583It is. The community is insufficiently outraged
>>541464096>>541464096>>541464096
>>541461202are you as mentally retarded as you seem? or just trolling?
>>541464318your golshis?
>>541464921your this general's love and respect?loooooooooooooool
