Total Windows death editionSmall update on post-Master ranking systemhttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1973239196971061271>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqNhttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/Next tournament is a worldwide Team tournament. No date yet.--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Ladiva, Zeta, Seox>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Stale Bread: >>541216474
Ironically I had someone fix their connection issues after making sure their computer timezone was set properly
nyooohoooo...nyooohoooo...
Damn, I was going to bake some Narmaya bread, I think someone asked for her a bit ago because we haven't had her in the OP for a while but you beat me to it.Maybe next time!
>>541275597i was the one that asked for narm bread...
>>541275373my steamdeck worked really good and i was pretty pleased everytime i used it outside of some fuckery where i forgot how linux works i hope an airplane toilet falls out of the sky and does bodily harm to the people at nvidia fucking over linux drivers granblue fantasy please god dont make me update versus rising
>>541275597>>541275646MMmmmm nyes, perhaps that would have been wise...If I end up making the next one I'll be sure to do that.
>>541275324Last I checked it was like 48% or so.
It will be fine.It will work out.Don't worry.
i luv sheep
>>541275725im going by the most recent steam results but it varies per month. i swear i heard closer to 50% a while ago which is impressive if true. w7 was nowhere near that from what i recall.https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/Steam-Hardware-Software-Survey-Welcome-to-Steam
>jeet becomes CEO>company becomes pure garbage
>>541275864Yep you're right, after seeing the post I went to see myself. I guess a big chunk of people just caved in.
>>541275753I don't want to downgradeI DON'T WANT TO DOWNGRADE REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF MS
>>541275904its been garbage and j337 filled for a very long time anon.>>541275928i also heard the near 50% number but steam seems to report 36% and slowly decreasing over the last 3 months according to way back machine. they aren't the most accurate source for reasons but i dont know where else to get a reliable number.
>>541276312>its been garbage and j337 filled for a very long time anon.Coincidentally, it has been getting worse for a very long time.
BELIEVE IN VICTORY
>>541276435And you'll never block it
>>541276806Mom stole Karyl's move...
>>541276806true, I will run into this move three to four times a roundbut I will NEVER stop running
>>541277115Based Sorizmain.
me every morning
I hate indians so fucking much
Shave your pubes to show your protest to MS, take a stance now!
>>541277850if one of your fellow lobbytons was an indian would you hate him as well?
GM doesn't matter. It's stupid and worthless.
>>541277886absolutely
>>541277886That doesn't affect me because I'm not a filthy lobbynigger
>>541277886instantaneously
I always wonder how many people here would hate me based off appearance alone
>>541278012playing in the lobby makes you hindu
>>541278157If your skin is the color of the shit you smell like and I can tell you're not listening to a word I say because you don't actually speak english I will hate you, yes.
>>541277929bros... I'm sorry
>>541277886If I had to listen to them speak then yeah, Indian accents are fucking annoying
how exactly does declaring the end of support instantaneously brick all online video games again? What the fuck changed on my computer??
i luv u guys
>>541277886
>>541277929i just noticed nier's knees blush even through her stockings...>>541278465all windows 10 pcs are compromised and not allowed to talk to my server
Nuke India de arimasu
>>541277850>>>/v/722281048
>>541277862I once met a girl who thought women shaving was pedophilia
>>541278657The codex documentary was right... There is only one solution Desu.
I used to masturbate to Isabelle from animal crossing back in HS
>>541278157Appearances?Xerom is black, people won't hate you for that.I can't think of anything else, it's not like people are going to hate you for being asian.
>>541278657we need a plague
>>541279113she was one of my first vidya crushes
alright spill itwhat race are you gbvsg and what's your mainwhich one of you is doing the needful
>>541280841hello sir, yes this is an excellent question to ask your fellow posters (loud popping sound when saying 'p')as you can see sir I am white, I really am white and I really do like narmaya (every r is slightly rolled and heavy at the start)
>>541280841whitechudstace
>>541280841Nice try pal, you're not getting my personal information.
>>541280841I am black, trans and disabledcag main btw
>>541280841Welsh Yuel
>>541281293ur playing the wrong charactr
>>541281449I am currently learning Mom, I will learn Sheep next
>>541280841I'm a southeast asian ladyboy. I'm also a grandmaster cag
everyone here is either black or asian or european
>>541280841I'm white, but I play brown girls because my gf wants to self insert
>>541281943I'm Mexican
>>541280841I am Pleaidian, I play Lucillius
>>541282136no you ain't, you black cuh
>>541282575Quiet, nigger
>>541282885see you can say that cuz your black
he got you there, Tyrone
Any fellow slavniggermonkeys here?
>>541283787shieet yo 'ight
>>541280841lightskinneechang
>>541284913you are not lightskin, yozuyou are a rog
How hairy is Narmaya’s bush?
Trump, deploy two wigger missiles on this thread
Howdy, pardners.
>>541282136You masturbate to Vikala and post porn of her but do not play her.
>>541287020https://x.com/NiiemsA/status/1973963079382937816
>>541287406hmmmm....
>>541287253mmmm nyes, today half my sets I played her
I'm going through a tough moment in my life and I haven't been able to play Granblue for a while now...
>>541289907hang in there bwo. we're all going to make it
>>541290101thyanks
>>541289705what does she bring in her bag
>>541290538
she's smuggling her
>>541290986Ursula is cute but the shark arm looks stupid...
>>541291513Ursula is the shark arm, though.
kys swizzle
>>541275851I commend your discipline to post this every thread.I've tried to gimmickpost before but I end up forgetting.Well, besides, it's nice to look at sheep. I remember I used to hate ritualposters because usually they were abhorrent (see /owg/), but as it turns out the problem is the post itself instead of being a ritual or not
>>541292262well I butchered that last sentence but you get it.
>>541291832Yeah
>>541253265>How do you beat Soriz? What are the knowledge checks?Look up his frame data to know which skills are plus. His 214H and 236M are only +1 so if he keeps pressing f.M afterwards you can beat him if you have a 6f f.L.>but I don't know how to handle 623 crushing meThe L and H punches are both -3 so a 7f button will beat Soriz trying to take his turn back with 623H.>and 5U in generalIf Soriz is spamming 5U then you'll need to stop mashing normal > skill because that gives him the parry followup for free. You'll need to either go for grabs more often or bait him into doing the followup and punish since it puts him in counterhit state.
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1974036954833707041Holy thighs.
>>541296730>megslop
>>541296730uggo
>>541296730What a cutieMeg is there too
>>541296730>>541297071Why does Meg think it's okay to put her hand up that shark's ass?
>>541296730>>541297071>>541297379I dont understand this shark thing, can someone explain?
>>541297379Shark-prostate is a serious medical issue.
guys...
>>541298020>last big meaty was 15 months ago>smaller patches since then have only made the game overall worse>can't boot up ranked without having to play against a number of cancer characters thank to said patches>players' faith in the devs course correcting is at an all-time low between long-term fatigue over 66L+BC and more recent frustration over the devs buffing multiple top tiers in a patch whose description pretends the devs were trying to nerf them>Wilnas didn't light the world on fire and nobody but yuritroons gives a shit about MegWhy bother? It's gonna hurt me. It's gonna kill when you desert me. This happened to me twice before. It won't happen to me anymore.
>>541297497A meteor fell on auguste and it caused shark to evolve to be able to fly, a sharknado event happened and Ursula the shark met Meg during her training in the wilderness
>>541297497This is all the explanation the game gives about that.
Pizza or Lasagna?
>>541299948>or
Hello!How is your day?What will you eat for dinner today?
>>541300196its lunch time you doofus
>>541300196I need some protein
>>541300196It's a holiday in my nation, will work anyway.Rice and poultry. Debating with myself if I should go for a walk (it's sunny outside) or focus on finishing work as quickly as possible and play some Rising later.
>>541300196Hi, vasgawd.Awful, just like the one before and the many that will come after.Some low-effort, tasteless, nasty slop.
>>541300329You could maybe finish work and then go for a walk if its still sunny? I think a walk is really nice as long as it wont push you back too much with work.Enjoy the holiday!>>541300491Do you wanna say why?Try to make something nice to eat please, you deserve it.>>541300294>>541300245Im gonna eat some nice national food for dinner today, it will be a treat!
>>541298210>long-term fatigue over 66L+BCAnyone still playing at this point likes the system mechanics the way they are
>>541301752quite the contrarythere's a beautiful game behind those mechanics so people really want to enjoy them but they can't because of 66L and BC so they still play and bitch and moan
>>541301752I don't have a problem with 66L and only have minor gripes with BC but there are people who play this shit daily that hate both, just like there are people dedicating their lives to grinding SF6 who despise throw loops and who considered suicide when the game's once-per-year balance patch didn't touch them. This is normal behavior for FGC degenerates
>>541301997You can’t hate a game you voluntarily choose to play every day for no money.You might THINK you do, but you don’t.
>>541301415>Im gonna eat some nice national food for dinner today, it will be a treat!What will it be?
these niggas talking about food...
Humans need to eat.
I like this move, it looks funny.
>>541302236Gołąbki with a really nice tomato sauce.
china's invaded the EU wobby...
Good afternoon, fellow W10 users. I shall begin my day with posting our wife.
>>541303067Versusia has cute feet
>>541296730holy goon queen
>successfully connected to serverthank fuckI knew believing in victory was the right choice
what's with the dirty chinks in my lobby
I wish I had breasts and a vagina
>>541306071are you a cag player or a nier player?
>>5413066172B
>>541306748Does 2B have a vagina? She's a robot, did her creator bother installing a fleshlight down there?
>>541307309My understanding is that the parts are swappable at any time
>>541306071Just take the pills, sister
>>541280841>racedraph>mainyuel
Erect nipples in the peephole.
>>541280841>what race are youPure middle-european stock at least since the 17th century.>and what's your mainWhatever girl I play, she needs brown skin.
>>541309126Sounds like you won't be propagating your "pure middle-european stock" legacy any further.
>>541309381bakayarouhe's going to have a harem of nubian babes but his noble line will be persevered with a white wife
>>541309126>kekhander
>>541309381With 2D, anything is possible.
>>541309573STOP
>>541309875I see Galleon divekick. I stand up. Simple as
>>541309126RIP anon's purity
>avatarfags and doxes himself all the time>"nyoo styop"
>>541309875>2DWhat about 2B?
>>541310286You mean 2P?
>>541280841White.Metera.
I need a cute office lady wife to vent together about life withgranblue fantasy versus rising
>>541311871do I got a deal for you
>>541311871Same
>>541311871i want a girl boss wife so she can be like I MAKE THE MONEY and YOU stay homethen i stay home doing basic house upkeep, sleeping and games
>>541312708why do women have it so fucking easy
>>541312645There are 4 Yunis corning at very hihg sped
>>541296065thanks king
whore jita for s3
>>541312130That's a rich bitch.
i hate women......
Any women lovers in chat?
>>541315904i think they look niceespecially with horns, fluffy ears and suchperhaps a tail, too
>>541315904I'm a draph woman lover
>>541315904I'm gay
>>541316135i think you're cool
>>541316206imagine the shits that come from that crack
>>541316261
>>541316261Sonic_sol...
>>541315580Ritch bitches are the best.
i need a narmaya wife
No you don't. Go have a wank and it'll pass.
>>541315741stop being sad
>>541315741I wait humen.
>>541316765you are wrong
Narmaya would make a bad wife though
>>541316959Stroke your pingus. Do it now.
>>541317050How so?
>>541316629for me it's penniless feral murderhobos
I need several harvins to work for me at my plumbing company. They'll be able to fit into small spaces a lot better.
>>541317126She's crazyYou shouldn't stick your dick in crazy because it will always ends with a schizo meltdown
>>541317279She does't seem particularly crazy or schizoid.
Drown Charlotta in a toilet.
>>541317126extremely needy and dependent on validation, emotionally unstable, constantly on the verge of snappingabout 80% of her up-front personality is a fucking lienice titties though
>>541317407You have any sources to back that assessment of her character up?
I LOGGED IN
>>541317279NTA but that's what I want
if a woman abused me and ruined my life at least she would be thinking about me enough to do so
>>541317604Thighs.
>>541317132Salsa (maybe a bit out of chartacter, but what what can you do)
>>541317812it's not THAT out of character, she still mostly just goes around hunting monsters to kill and eat and doesn't concern herself much with societal stuffbeyond "hey danchou let's start a family" I guess
If you don’t make it to gold master before the tournament, no one will want to team with you
>>541318089I suppose being able to mend your clothes and equipment would be a pretty essential skill for a primal gal like her.
>>541318190people will want to team with me because I have the best idea for gimmick names
saworto
>>541318284My gimmick is better.No, I'm not gonna share it. You will see when it's time.
>>541317279if giving me unconditional love makes her crazy then please give me the most psychotic woman on the planet
>>541317327Try it, de arimasu!
Why are S rank retard shitters running up and baiting supers with the block button
>>541318612if we have the same idea it'll be pretty awkward
>>541296730wait nevermind her Shark arm looks cute
Remember how they barely changed the game at all until the Versusia patch and we had to deal with Nier being the top 1 undisputed god of the game for 8 months?
I never feel outplayed, I always just feel like my opponents choose random spots to mash that work and I choose random spots to mash that dont work
>>541319216But it worked, didn't it?
>>541319828YesWhy do they know to do this
Partners should have specific lines for when you're playing as them
>>541320032idk it’s not secret knowledge or anything? Baiting reversals is fighting games 101
>>541320032They probably fell for it at some point, also assuming that they put that much thought into it, the blocking animation may trigger the opponent into doing the super thinking it's something else.
>>541319216 >>541320032That's what everyone does though. Dash, block, dash, backdash, repeat.Whether it's a throw or DP or super, they're baiting a reaction. They see you have meter and your reversal is on cooldown, even the low ranks know better than to run up 66L while you're getting up.
>>541309381You joke but I'm white and I want my offspring to be the whitest kid ever born, however I fucking hate white women and I'm obsessed with asian women
I luv 2B.
I fucking hate Ladiva and Vaseraga
>>541320574Oh and I am brown, transgender and I also have AIDS btw.
>>541312708holup let this anon cook he's onto something
Anyone free for some quick, dirty EU-matches?Haven't played in a week, I hope there aren't any issues
>>541321242
Rats are filthy vermin and deserve to be eradicated. Post the retarded rats on the blue carpet webm.
The piss tip kinda helps getting up. Thank you pissanon
>>541320170especially if they're also mid-round and they show up to say things like "Ho-ly smokes, pardner! You're really givin' em whatfer with mah flames!" and "Bullshit! I can't believe my Rhapsody got thrown like that!" and "OUUUGH THAT WAS A CLIMAXING CUMMING INCREDIBLE COMBO BUTTSEX COMBO"also they should do very stupid mid-round coaching so you can blame your partner for your bad decision making. "They're just sittin' there! It's time for mah patented technique: Superjump j.L!" "Just keep blocking it out... a raging bull eventually tires." "Grr... C'mon, press some buttons! Embrasque Sword outta there!"
>>541321224Sure.
>>541321224I can play some EU
>>541321862Percival doesn't talk like that
>>541321862>Ho-ly smokes, pardner! You're really givin' em whatfer with mah flames!"Yool >''Bullshit! I can't believe my Rhapsody got thrown like that!" Zeta >"OUUUGH THAT WAS A CLIMAXING CUMMING INCREDIBLE COMBO BUTTSEX COMBO"Cagliostro
>>541322243The last one was Grimnir actually
>[moan loudly]Thank you, Metera battle partner.
>>541322243That last one was Lowain actually
>>541322343i was disappointed when she was just a friendly girlbro and didn't sexually harass me at all
>Maybe we should just give up...Thank you Nier partner
>>541322517
>>541322483EZ fix anon you just didn't send your marriage certificate.
>>541322483She only does that if your account is tagged as being under 13 years old.
>>541322243The last one was Wilnas actually
>>541322483Yeah but don't afk on the main menu or she'll start moaning.
>>541322517>says "Let's leave, they aren't worth the time." after I loseBased Nier telling me to one and done and alt F4.
>>541323000That's not Nier, that's LowTierGod
>>541323153>Desu, ban that nigga right now
>announcer metera wets her panties when I get matched up against abel
>>541323318what
>>541323318>>541323618Women love this body type, it is known
>>541323681
>wumbbly is a man slut whore
>>541324509that's a child, the relationship is platonic
>>541324842Tell that to the police you sick fuck. Your wife will hear about this too
>>541323318>>541323798she thinks he's cute but hates him, just like LucilliusShe's very nice to all the hero characters and mean to all the villains
I love my ratwife
Wouldn't an "Overhead" attack be aimed high and miss you while you're crouching
>>541325091You'll never take me alive.
>>541326419Overhead is a vertical trajectory hit so, noHigh is a horizontal attack so it would
>>541324320wubbly looks very nice in this pic
What is the timeline of the Wubbly lore looking like?Is the 2B relationship pre-terrorist arc or post terrorist arc?
>>541326903>Overhead is a vertical trajectory hit so, nowouldn't this be an uppercut
>>541326419Just wait until you meet Giovanna
Wubbly is forced reddit meme
why is wubbly male if galleon is female?
>>541327312Bro doesn't know what a vertical line is, holy shit
GGs Versusia-anon, you are hard to crack open.Sorry for the other anon that wanted to play. Maybe next time.
>>541327341she's throwing me
>>541327312Oh is vertical from up to down. Like smacking someone's head with a bottle.Uppercut is from down to up
>>541327359thank you
>>541327359Good image, post more
>>541327473>Crouch>Somehow don't protect your headYou literally crouch TO protect your head
Crouching is dumb.
>>541327421dragons are weird like that
>>541327703You won't evade a bottle that is falling on your head by crouching
>>541327791meant for >>541327395now how did I fuck this up
>>541327359Says as he posts weeb MLP
>>541327227This is getting too complicated
>>541327932My hands will be over my head because my core will be protected by my legsthat's the purpose of crouching
I dont understand why my opponents can wail on me for 10 straight seconds while I only get to do a 66L into far L into an extremely minus special and then I'm pushed out of the corner and have to get in again
>>541328082Your hands have no power in that position to negate any damage. Like putting a thin towel over your head.
>>541328248What character
>>541327703>>541327775>>541327932>>541328082Probably the least realistic thing about traditional 2D fighting games is that the most reliable defensive position is crouching down, when in real life that's the worst defensive position possible.
>>541328248Same, fellow [your character] bro
>>541327421GGs as well Zeta-anon, I am definitely NOT hard to crack open, considering the amount of CH c5H you got for throwbaiting.On a character who's only defensive options are BC, Ult DP, just block and throw. I never realised how painful it is when your fastest option is 6f, which hurts even more as Versusia due to her only having a single c.5L at 7f even if its amazing for autocombo from a distance.I will endeavor to improve and stay patient.
>>541327359Daiwa scarlet humina humina humina
>>541328589>I am definitely NOT hard to crack openHey Zeta anon, he's saying you're a liar and dumb!! he's saying you SUCK!!
>>541328362All of themWhy even ask this>Say a bad character>Well your character sucks, the X life is suffering>Say a good character>You're just a fucking retard anon how do you not get it
>>541327341Gio gave me jungle fever and is the only thing I miss from Strive
>>541328248some characters are just bad on purpose
>>541329031That's why you always say>2B
>>541329046That's not jungle fever
>>541329335Ok.Anyways.
Why is the matchmaking in this game so fucking terrible? I keep getting matched with the same cunt for 5+ matches, and as soon as I block him I'll immediately get stuck with some other cunt for 5+ matches.
>>541329031Or maybe you will get actual advice how to rotate your offence and offencive options better from someone who plays the same character, you fucking defeatenist vagina
>>541329561Legit think the game has a weird magnetization effect for matchmaking, where you'll get matched with one guy repeatedly for around 5 matches or until one of you says no.Also when you say no, there's a noticeable time gap till you find the next match, even if you found multiple other matches repeatedly easier.Definitely feels like there's something wrong with the matchmaking.
>>541329561>>541329742Cygames delivering the lobby experience even for people not in the lobby
>>541329585>give advice for your character>immediately get namedropped and worseyeah no
>>541329585I have asked multiple times and never gotten any actual adviceHow do you think I know how the interaction goes?
>>541329802kys pump_enjoyer
>>541327341That's a problem with most dust attacks because they're overhead attacks that launch and their animations tend to try to sell the launching part.
>>541329904i have seen people ask for advice multiple times and get it>>541329802now you're just making shit up to get mad at
>>541329802>>541329904Okay.Lose hope.Be defeated.Fall to despair. Cry your heart out.Shit your pants.Never smile.Dive into depression.End thine life.Female reproductive organs, you.
>>541330020Unironically the worst design decision in the game in my book. But I guess for GG, they've never generally been opposed to hard/impossible to defend offense.
>>541329561>>541329742they broke it around vane patch . its never being fixed.
>Versusia whiffs super while I'm on the ground>Get up and super>BlockedEpic
When I was namedropped I got hacked and my house was raided.
>>541329031I just stopped answering because:>how to deal with X?>give some counter play advice>noooo! the counter play has counter play so it doesn't count you're just downplaying!!!!
Never goon
>>541329742If I say no because I got matched with someone with 300ms+ I'll just keep getting the same person for several minutes no matter how many times I refuse.
>>541330421Poor hatstroon...
Can someone explain tick throw to me?I understand the definition, but if someone does a button and just walks forward to Throw, is that a tick throw?Or does it require some specific timing, or some set up?The term is very confusing.So if i hit someone and walk for 20 frames to Throw them, is that a tick throw or not?
>you WILL ANTI AIR WITH 2H>AND ONLY 2H
>>541330496I'll stop until I run into another Galleon
>>541330837That's my mom!
Good thing my mom is cool and red instead of gross and blue
>>541330789It's when you do a c.L and then throw as soon as your plus frames are gone
>>541330789Tap them with close light for plus frames and by the time you've walked up, the throw protection has ended, but they don't have time to act with a normal. Their only options are to tech the throw or do something invincible.Doesn't really count after 20 frames, that long delay gives them time to act, even if they didn't.
>>541330837>b rankWish I was still a shitter when you can still enjoy the game
>>541331414based
anybody know how long it usually takes for gm badges to get mailed out?
>>541331694i dont enjoy this game at all
>>541330837just play gran katalina vira or djeeta if you want to mash the buttons you'd be mashing anyway and get antiairs out of it
>>541330789Tick throw is when you do a plus normal ob and then go straight into throw so that leaves it so there is no gap for opponent to do almost anything but throw tech.In Rising you can't really do tick throws because of throw protection being so long.
>>541331838About a week, maybe a bit less.
>>541331694I'm GM and I enjoy the game and play it almost every day.Sounds like a You issue.
i love anons rat wife
>>541332257thyanks
>>541331414>He thinks purple is blueColorblind anon...
>>541330837much like some characters have bad 2Hs, some characters have good cHs for anti airing, some don't. Vira might have the best AA cH. You are supposed to AA with cH sometimes as Eustace. Charlotta's 2H is bad. List goes on
>>541332352I enjoy it after blocking every single Vaseraga player because they're not fun to play against.
>>541332352>I'm GM and I enjoy the game and play it almost every day.Mentally ill people that enjoy sf6 just as much like that exist as well, so I'm not surprised
>>541332078>>541331514>>541331465Thank you!
One of my fingers hurts, so I'd like to play matches on pad for the first time!Join me!
>>541333130And broken bucks like you exist too.
>>541333403>One of my fingers hurtswhat did you do
>>541333130>miserable faggot who can't let things go calling others mentally ill lol
>>541333567my dog is mean
>>541333509>>541333509I don't play this game anymore doe. Seethe?
>>541327359true also sex with daiwa scarlet
This would bring world peace
>quoted the post twice he's convulsing
>>541329585not him but I've never gotten actual advice for saying my character, I only ever got called a retard
sorry guys the meg model made my pp the big ppi can't hate her anymore
>>541333941Correct
sure blud that's why you are so obsessed with the game
>>541334027You wish. Phoneposting is all. And watching School Days right now for the first time. Quite fucked up-funny lol
I NEED to sex Vikala immediately
>>541334198>big thighs>small buttit's not looking good
>>541334558ass enjoyers are starving in rising
Obsessed blud is yapping
narmaya's poop chute
>>541334673Boob enjoyers are too
>>541333403Ah, another anon beat me to it
>>541334920Let's rotate!
>>541334883no they are not. granblue is a primarily a boob game
I'm picking this up, just to play Vira and Djeeta
>>541334393>School Daysclassic
>>541335003Both of those characters are futas
>>541334883Black butterfly neechang and observer Galleon exists, Anila also has quite large breasts but whenever she's on screen I feel she looks more like a blob
>>541335105Can't fool me. I wouldn't care if they were anyway, though
>>541334883Fucking retard
>>541335192Vira
>>541334558>firm butt le badwhatever you say tyrone
>>541335493No
>>541334673Pray for Red Planet
>>541335192You forgot which Beatrix. Generally all female character boobs have more form fitting clothing or reveal more skin.Most girls cover their butts with skirts and there are no panty shots. Ass enjoyers lost
>>541335527Women like 'firm', muscular butts.Men like soft, bubble butts.What I'm trying to say is... you're a faggot, Harry.
Butts are icky, that's were poop comes from
>>541335793Aren't you the cat killer?
>>541335527retard. smaller and tighter butts can be cute but Meg’s ass is too disproportionately small compared to her thigh size. It looks bad>>541335782thank you. as a general rule of thumb this is correct
lobbygoer tier list?
>>541335931Depends on who's asking, are you a cat?
Suspicious number of streamers and top players picking up Soriz lately…
We still need more data on Meg's ass
>>541336065me----you
>>541336137she has hank hill syndrome
>>541335782>>541336028okay jamal and daquan
>>541336065top 3
Is Kos-Mos gay or straight?
>>541336318I know you’re baiting at this point but I’d like to add that asses can be too big as well. Such as the 2B webm posted here recently. Bigger isn’t always better it’s all about fitting the body type properlyA nice ass is a difficult balancing act but boobs are easier to enjoy in all variation of size on most body types
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1974112212445954343Yurobros have a chance to get an autograph from the man itself!
>>541335528Yes.
>>541296730Her armguard is WAY too big, it's offputingUrsula looks a bit bad but it's a fucking armshark so I won't dwell on it, it's likely that it could have looked much, much worseWhat the fuck is going on with her left leg? around the kneeweapon looks kinda low effort. speaking of weapon, i imagine her weapon skin is going to be the knife but it would be cool if it were the shark
>>541296730She's built like a brick houseWe need more fatchangs
>>541336332
>>541336595>Hey FKHR can you autograph my suit vest
>>541336854Why are they sad?
>>541337065they didn't make GM
>>541337065Because it's fucking shit. Putrid. Flatulent.
>>541337224But they have the most games out of all anons
>>541337065they can't find a pet to kill
>>541336671Same, and the belt sucks, plus not wearing any panties, that shit makes me physically cringe. I know coomers will be like>lmao youre gaybut thats just how i see it.
>>541337345self harm addiction........
>>541336573
>>541337727>projecting your mental illness on others
>>541337617What are you talking about?
>>541337789
just say something really mice when you run into one today
>>541337789gross
>>541337789subhuman test:If you like this, you are subhuman
>>541337789>>541336573stop being black
>beat someone in this game>' yeah this is why I quit rising'WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THIS TO ME
>>541338000do you play vaseraga, ferry, metera, or wilnas?
>>541337865I fucking love this picturegran's face is just perfect
>>541337856nier players have been killing and eating stray cats near the soccer field
>>541337913finna ask one to suck me off behind the football field
>>541338000it's extremely important that you honestly answer...main???
>>541337668Who wears panties under a swimsuit?
>>541337789the background constantly moving looks weird, it's like shes on one of those airport non-stair escalator where shes moving forward even though she isn't actually suppose to be moving forward
>>541336573>>541337865>>541337927>>541337934>>541337993Big asses, huge asses, small assesBig tits, huge tits, small titsI just like 'em all>>5413379422B is a character in Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising
>>541338000yeah the shitters who can't stop crying are like that they're just salty they are trash at fgs
>>541337913hey want to play Sonic Racing: Crossworlds?
https://xcancel.com/NiersBeloved/status/1973881418326671593
>>541337993okay
>>541338310Wait thats her swim suit?I thought it was her battle costium or something...Why all the gear then?
>>541338634she's right you know
>>541337668>plus not wearing any panties
>>541338634this isn’t even funny it’s just depressing
>>541338659So she can fight sharks under the water
>>541338634Messed up how accurate to lobby niias this is
lobby status?
circlegooning everyday until meg drops
>>541338659It's not her swimsuit, it's her battle shit suit
>>541338634Yeah that's why they end up killing pets
watching Bar Rescue with picture-in-picture instead of a second monitor and grinding ranked
I think the cat killer should commit seppuku so innocent people stop getting blamed for his sin
>>541340306mmmmmm nyo
thats right wubbly poster, end yourself
>>541339568There's a weird fish playing Sieg
>>541340732I love my danchou
>>541340306muh garden
>>541340890Yes. My garden, my property, my rules.
>>541341018Assuming you're him and not just someone roleplaying, all that is just rationalization for your psychopathy. You just wanted to kill a cat, that's all.
>>541340732it's the legend welcome back
>>541341161>all that is just rationalizationlike what you're doing right now? i believe they call it coping
>>541341018m-muh
>>541341161And it felt great.
>>541333403ggs anon. i hope your dog behaves.
WHY is yuel's tail in the way for her THROW ANIMATIONLET ME SEE...
The real guy may browse here still but will never admit it again I betGood. Subhuman.
>>541341332DEI mandated game.
Now that my DP no longer anti-airs, what am I supposed to do against Abel flight?
>>541341319VAJRA RUNTHIS THREAD IS NOT SAFE
>>541334920i will always either rotate or just let you have the spot. if you stand by my chibi you will instantly peer pressure me into submission.
>>541341319SNNNFFFFFFFFFFF
>>541341319i'd pay to see her get mounted by that beast
>>541341440let me play the smallest violin in the world for you, siegfaggot
>>541341319ggs brolet's hope!
>>541341839NYO WUBBLY
>>541341440dash under him
>>541342115The laser catches that due to my char's glacial move speed.
>>541327341I've seen worseJustice's Dust originally hit low but they kept the animation after Dust attacks became universal overheads
>>541342363your sba bwo?
>>541342363evading is frame 1 bwo
>>541341319
>>541342373
>>541341319One simply comprehends
>>541342724tucker and squealer did nothing wrong
>>541341647Vanebro...
>>541342373Jack-O literally slides low to the ground and does an uppercut and they literally have no excuse about hold over animations for this character
>>541342682>(hold OK)
>>541341647granblue kart when? surely cygames will take note of sonics success.
>>541342682The command grab beats evades.
>>541343261dont preemptively evade? the command grab also has a noticeable audio and visual cue.
>>541342485Doesn't work against it most of the time. It doesn't hit high enough to catch him unless he is doing it right in your face, and both divekicks cause the SBA to whiff giving him a full punish.
>>541343136>bloody blood stabby mankek
>>541343056that doesn't change the evade timing at all, if he holds hes just more minue for you evading>>541343261have you tried reacting to moves with more than 25 frames of startup
>>541342373Personally I really don't like ino's dust in xrd
>>541343136Granblue is a dying IP that no one but who's mentally ill, girlfriendless, virgin and Grandmaster on GBVSR likes.
>>541342373>>541343570Dust in general is cursed to have retarded animations because it's a universal overhead that is also tied to being a launcher
>>541343632we can fix it. we can have guest characters in granblue kart... chunli save me.
>>541343720>chunliwoops i meant 2B
>>541343720oh okay, heres persona man, just like you asked
>>541343632how is it a dying IP? no one wanting to play the ancient dogshit gacha doesn't mean that the IP is dying. relink sold great and brought the IP to a whole new audience, it's up to cykagames if they capitalize on that or not
>>541341401I'm sorry that event has triggered you that much anon but by now every party involved has moved on, I stopped talking about it because it's not like i'm poisoning pets willy nilly, my neighbor got a chihuahua and he seems very happy about it, in the end it was just another day, you might hate me or whatever but I'll keep living my everyday as ever, hell if you're a lobby regular you might even play me sometimes.
>>541344101>how is it a dying IP?I don't know, I just wanted (You)s.>relink sold great and brought the IP to a whole new audienceI doubt anyone checked the other Granblue stuff out after Relink, Relink sold well because it's a good game.After all their other choices are a dogshit gacha and fighter. A baby fighter, to be fair, but they don't know or simply don't like FGs.
>50 dollars for the horse party game with 4 minigamesi almost fell for it
>>541344157it is what it is, just world tardcels believing in karma and allatniggas be doing worse shit and getting away with it
>>541343359The command grab is indistinguishable from the divekick for all intents and purposes. The difference only starts once it hits a blocking opponent.
>>541343136>>541343415What's the lore on Bloody Blood Stabby Man?
>>541341440Nothing just give me the wins please I need them.
>>541344157Didn't read, psycopath.
My neighbor got a Chihuahua.He seems very happy about it.Would be a shame if someone poisoned the dog...
>>541344949you're gonna poison the dog instead of learning the matchup?is that what you're saying
>they're still seething 5 threads laterbased gardenchad dunking on the catcels
>>541344627grandblues version of the eternal Quatre, became a chibi avatar in gbvs, thats it
>My neighbor got a Chihuahua. He seems very happy about it.Yeah if only he knew that somebody living next door murdered his cat and threw it into a lake like an emotionless schizo. Then he wouldn't be able to cope of it just getting lost somewhere like a regular cat. Be he would be reeeeally happy then. I would beat the guy to near death if that was the case for me personally.
you ever notice how every time someone posts some abhorrent shit or is just generally being a cunt they ALWAYS have to mention how they totally join the lobby and are a lobby regular?makes you think now doesn't it?
Hey guys, after my cat got sick and passed away I finally just got a chihuahua. Everytime I take him outside he seems to really love digging around my neighbor's fence haha he's a lil explorer
Bikki's smoke bomb should be poisonous and continously deal damage like Perci's flame carpet
>>541345282you and most other pet/catfags are far more deranged than the cat poisoner
>>541344627reddit
>the sissy animal lover>vs the low inhib idgaf bout laws poisoneri'm sure you'll be beating him up... LMAO
>>541345082I keep asking it what's the counterplay to Eustace's blue nade but it won't tell
>>541346191>>541345684Too weak
>>541345390No they don’t. This is the first time
>>541346284put it out of its misery
>>541344627>>541345183To be more exact, it's Quatre affected by Goblin Mage's space out magic.
Why does 2B have Ferry-sized normals that are cancellable on whiff and also lead to a full combo that carries you corner to corner?
instead of shartlotta it should've been a gyaru meg skin with a miniskirt
>>541347286she needs it
>>541347286Compensation for not having a 66L
>>541347286cause shes hot
>>541347518we get it donquaviousyou're black
>>541347518I'm going to fucking hack your norton account and send pictures of futa with a massive horseshlong to your family members if you keep this shit up
>>541347756we saw that guy at a tournament the other day and he's extremely white
>>541347870is that timmy racist for having that username
>>541347759i once had my friends family computer set to print out a massive blown up image of some womans pussy on reboot.granblue fantasy im sorry you got grounded ian rising.
>>541347994yes das our kultah, dsi be raycisism, keulonianisism, and hentai saymitisism
>>541348041
>>541348041I want to kiss McQueen’s tummy
We'll get a big meaty for season 3, right?
Lobbygoer tier list. NOW.
>>541348397tutty fruity > pineapple
>>541348397I am the best player when I’m the only one in the lobby
>>541348461gone, like tears in rain
I think im about to start sharting againWhere is nier?
>>541348397why
long ago one of the lobbyngtons complimented me, asking how i am so good with so little matches and it stuck with me...
https://youtu.be/mDAg3BUFynU?si=exfNBQC1tETW-0pa
>>541338935yeah except the high level part
>>541349251who was the nice anon
>Topnon-regulars>HighPink Nier>midWubblyfags>lowAll other Nierfags>bottomCaggots>KILL YOURSELFAnyone who plays Wilnas or 2B
>>541349251>getting groomed
>>541349484me
>>541347286
BRUISE DAILY BRUISE DAILY YOUR LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN
>>541349776Nah, I’d kill myself
time to be ships in the night again zeta anon
zeta anon accept the 200 ping match if you know whats good for you.
>>541348397NierGODS in pet slayer tier >>541345082That's the based thing to do. cope faggy animaltroon
>>541349776I can finally laugh at the people who gaslit themselves into enjoying it again
Granblue Fantasy Versus...
...Farting
Wubbly bruise?
Narmaya farting in front of danchou
>>541350642God that’s hot
>>541350642that's my brapchang
>>541350626be there soon , but don't need to wait
>>541347759please catbox examples of what you're going to send
Total Wub victory
>>541351410Futa clown 2B
Are you still bruising?
>>541350626cooming
>>541353090I'm farting.
>>541350626no room found?
Well, I'm hosting my own for a bit 517383 1/4will wait 5 minutes from this post before queuing
>>541354506I'm already in a bruise... sorry. It popped.
>>541347286her normals are as big as ferry yesnot as big as ferry's normals though
ASOKO JA
Are 5 rollback frames minimum a requirement for playing Bubz?
SPAGHETTI
Losing like 700 crystals to Space's fucking Cag is making me seriously consider uninstalling this fucking game
>>541356178and cagand sorizand lance
>>541356805Thanks for the gemmies
>>541356805>complaining as 2B
>>541357158Bantuliostro, I kneel...
>>541356805Thanks for giving Cag Nation gemmies like a good widdle boy
>>541356805>play EU ranked after a while>LADIVA LADIVA LADIVA FERRY FERRY VASERAGA CAG VASERAGAmy fucking god
>>541357685Yeah I'm just taking a break until the patch lol, this shit is too fucking infuriating. And every single time I actually get to attack anyone they BC immediately and start running their gameplan again where I can't do shit about it
>>541357459kys swizzle go seal a plastic bag over your head
>>541358069Have you tried BC'ing them and running your own gameplan yourself?
>>541358069yeah it feels so assI realize every time I lose, most of the times, is because I didn't BC enough
>>541358236
Anyone wanna play a couple rounds in the lobby? I'm learning. EU.
>>541358452I'm sorry hombre I'm currently stuck on wifi because my ethernet is having a nigga moment
>>541358601RIP
>manage to win twice in master >lose all 24 of my gemmies immediately because the game decided to match me with a GM
>>541358069I bet you play someone just as fradulent. Tired of these victims, jesus.
Oh boy here comes the niercuck brigade to defend their tranny caggot
>>541358634I keep randomly losing the connection whenever I'm on cable, and it can't get it back unless I plug it out and in, meanwhile wifi is going stronk. I thought it was a cable issue but trying different cables give the same results.I already had that in the past and it eventually solved itself so this time around I'll just wait it out instead of shaving years off my lifespan through sheer frustration and rage.
>>541357459byased
>>541358945Could it be the port in your motherboard?
>>541358345>>541358424>>541358586>>541358957You are all mentally ill
>>541358452I can hop on, be right there
I won Granblue!
>>541359031I thought of that too, so I tried with a laptop and it's doing the same shit. I legit have no clue what's causing this.
>>541359193...they got a second guy to voice dragon wilnass?
>>541359193>Dormouse>Ironmouse
>>541359193das gawdliek
ohOhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHH!
>play ranked>i get comboed>game runs silky smooth>i get to do a combo>immediate skipping and rbf increases
>>541359576was me ggs
>>541358640literally any random is GM atm its too early
>>541359470Make-a-wish character
>>541358945Turn off bluetooth and check even viewer in windows
What does someone gain by running a script to do this
>>541360012My PC doesn't even have bluetooth mate
>>541360012>>541360137check the event* viewerdid you update your bios recently?
>>541360231No.Look I appreciate the help but like I said earlier it's not just my PC, it's anything I connect to the router. I'm thinking it's getting leprosy or something.If it doesn't get better like last time I'll just yell at my ISP or something.
If only average Rising matches look like thishttps://x.com/itigotakusan/status/1973833547049062777?t=j0U0kIGNBpo4SZeWLFLdkw&s=19
>>541358069>>541356805stfu hatstroon you play fucking TWOBEE
>>541360013farming xp for unlocks
>>541360397>ISPif wifi works it's not your connectiondo you have another device you can connect through ethernet? if that works then its your PC. if that also disconnects then I have no idea
>>541361406>>541360397if its anything connected to the router then its the router most likely
Meet your season 3 cast
541360841thats not me nigga I got 500 gems and retired day 2 of the season.
i am so fucking trash at this game...
>>541362179Just dodge randomly and do autocombo and you'll immediately win some matches.
>>541280841whitevikala
>>541362052We already got a lance and a katana
>>541361993thank you
UOH!
>>541362412but i have been doing that for over 600 hours already...
how do you get out of the corner against 2B
Yuniverse is always expanding
>>541359051GGs Seox-anon. I think I got throw baited at least 7 times, especially on the double baits. I felt very afraid, I should probably learn delay-tech at some point.I can really feel the slow normals. Good games. Play again another time.
>>541362052Enyo is funny but she's an orbiter of an orbiter.
>>541363803GGs bro, thanks for the games!Been a while since we last played. Was fun to face ya' again. You've gotten much better at handling throw pressure, much harder to bait you now. Also stop throw-baiting *me*, that's not how this works!Man, mom hits so hard. I feel so squishy in this MU ;_;
>>541363931I appreciate how squishy people feel in that matchup. Imma learn her more, only really started today.
>>541363664It's impossible, gimme them gemmies
Sorry guys, there will be no big meaty for onion in the next patch
>>541364025Onioncest...
>>541363987High damage unga bunga with big buttons is fun, yeahThat's why I sub Susan in CF (and wanna sub Wilnas here, maybe). It's so stress-free, just press the big buttons and see their HP bar turn from green to red lol
>>541362151stfu hatstroon nobody is going to like you even if you start posting anime girls
>>541364503give me the qrd on this individual
Remember fellas
>>541365087he's so strong he mindbroken everyone else in the general
>>541365087downplays 2B to an insane degree
>>541365087what the other guy said + left a tourney like a bitch mid set + dares to be picky and choosy despite playing 2b
>>541365252Not really? He admits that she's a high tier character, just not as broken as some people pretend she is. And he's right
Give me the rundown and profile every current lobby regular. Don't be a bitch about it.
>>541365562didn't he have a melty recently on how her throwbait is supposedly trash?
>>541365562Ok, hatsoon from Netherlands
>>541363664post replay?respect her when she has high SKL, start aping to escape when shes lowyou can 66L if she ends with 236Lyou can jump if you're expecting 5Hthe ender where she steps back and shoots or doesn't loses to a lot of ultimate skills / supers regardless of what she picks, go lab it>>541365087>>541365252^the above is what they call downplaying
testim back
>>541364503i like hatsoongenuinely
I think Beatrix is fun
why does extra special run and parry take no SKL?
i like hatsoon
>>541366034Me too, not sure why he mindbroke this general
>>541366198>>541366034>>541366216What do you like about Hatsoon?
>>541366150she needs it
samefag
i hate thread personalities
>>541365726nyo, the schizo was having a melty on how her throw bait is supposedly broken. all I said was that both her throwbaits lose to fuzzy 2L unlike other strong ones like narm flip and certain ultimate ones (or simply going cL>cH) so her strike throw isnt as oppressive as the schizo likes to pretend. picrel is vasanon applying counterplay before he quit. if relative new player vasanon can do it, so can you!>>541366150how many unique actions have cooldowns anyway? also it does take SKL when used as a cancel unlike a certain ice-themed knight lady whose parry is endlessly better
mother of god I hope I never reach namedropping stage
>>541365726I mean to be fair if you ask people in the lobby about their character most of them think their character is way worse than they actually are. I've read some crazy takes in that chat.
>>541365759TRT makes me better at Grub>>541366745I'll never be good enough to draw any legitimate rage.
all i am getting from this, is that both the game and this general would have been better off without 2B.
>>541367070It was the same but even worse with Nezu.
>>541366150It costs skl to cancel into it from a normal, you can see an example of that happening once in the video
>>541363664Gamble on a jump or roll and pray she wasn't waiting to bait it
>>541366336i like how he playstheres structure and thoughts in his playstyle, despite playing 2B
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgcGET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>541366737>if relative new player vasanon can do it, so can you!too bad nobody uses it at actual high level
>>541366737Shut the fuck up hatstroon.
>>541366737wtf why did vasanon quit???
>>541366737>how many unique actions have cooldowns anyway?Run that you can cancel from normals + auto-parry is way too braindead to have for free.
>>541368061sf6 is simply a better game... he got addicted, it's nyover
>>541368128thats why it costs SKL to cancel into
>>541367640>theres structure and thoughts in his playstyle, despite playing 2BRefuse to believe this is not a samefag. Sounds way too gay.
I think Hatsoon is fine
https://www.twitch.tv/kachuahe needs your energy
hatsoon gives some nice rimjobs. 5 stars.
>>541368204Nigga the fag with THIRTY THOUSAND GEMS spammed that brainless shit like 30 times in that webm out of which like 2 time it cost skill. That's why I don't like you. Dishonest.
>>541368239>Sounds way too gay....for /gbvsg/? The place full of balding hentai protagonists using Nier avatars?
>>541368405And your gem count?
>>54136874724
>>541368239i'm seriousbut i also like all EU lobbygoers
>>541368789Better than me, I'll defer to your opinion.
I like everyone here. Except one person.
>>541368808bet you're some zero thoughts yuelplayer who likes everyone regardless of anything, like a dumb small dog
>>541369007Raymoo or Rayquaza?
>>541368321I thought his name was Retard. Also he's got the voice pack, nice.
it's me. I'm the one everyone doesn't like or dislikes
>>541369007everyone only hates him ironically
>>541369160thinking...
>>541367689Why do I have to click down fifteen popups whenever I open up twitch man, why do people even tolerate this shit place anymore
xewom lost
https://www.twitch.tv/ladewaybacthe real champion
>>541368405>spammed that brainless shit like 30 timeswhy wouldnt he if the bea was too stupid to do anything about it?
>>541367689im in therre.
>>541370598You're calling mtak stupid?
>>541370598what should you do about it? genuine question, I don't know
>>541370598>nu-uh *tool* is not dumb, its the opponent who is dogshit!classic
Lade is playing a 2B mirror and neither of them can antiair each other
>>541359193who plays the faggot again?
>>541370996Me.
It's friday night. Where dafuq is everyone at?
>>541371498>>541367689
S++ on the telly
>>541371185I hope Cygames paid you well for your faggot performance in Rising
>>541370741considering he couldve just pressed his SBA macro the moment he saw the half-second run-up throw for the Xth time? yes.>>541370810anything except immediate mash. she cant block or jump during the dash. and the parry only works for 10 frames halfway through the start of the run animation
>>541369297>hy do people even tolerate this shit place anymorePeople are slowly waking up (hopefully), but it is a slow transitionand yes, Twitch is one of the worst sites on the internet
djeeta on the telly
Am I really just supposed to frame trap with f.L after 66L instead of a big cool button
I played a nice session of Granblue today. It's been a while. It was very fun.
>>541372846you can do whatever you want
who does she play?
>>541372874I don't think that's true
>Want Wilnas and Percival card art>Have to actually play themImagine I posted this image >>541337865
xewom has quite the zoi skin
>>541373128Xewom plays Zoi?!
>yeah bro, that experienced player that ate shit forever? yeah he could have done literally almost anything against that thing he is just fucking retarded lol, its not like 2b can cancel normals out of that dash to punish delay mash too, but i will, of course, not mention that, they are so dumb hahaAnyway, what do you think is the meaning of life /gbvsg/?
>>541373128actually thats synn who has that skin...
>>541373193>meaning of lifeJesus
>>541372872ougi
With how much you guys talk about the lobby I expect people to actually be there instead of it always being empty
>>541373259cute lotta
>>541373128naked choco onion
>>541373395I don't wanna go there anymore because people keep namedropping everyone and shit talking
>>541373193>Anyway, what do you think is the meaning of life /gbvsg/?you procreate to prolong eternal suffering to the satisfaction of a higher life form(not benevolent)
>>541373395That's not how it works, you have to invite people to playAs in, type in the thread ''lobby status'', ''join the lobby'' or somethingOr post Narmaya's tits
>>541373395it's dead because everyone cares about GM (Gay Moron) badges now
>>541373520One schizo name dropping the same 4 people for the last year!? I cant handle this.
Love yourself kosmos, swizzle and those two other ones.
I actually like a lot of the original illustrations betterSure they're less "le action pose i learned is more interesting in art school" but they were vertical for a reason to actually fit the sides of the screen where they're usually going to be
Why did low tier Luci just beat top tier 2B?
bwos I developed wrist cancer
>>541373910i like them more toothey have a more, idk how to describe it, details or passion, and a different art style toolike for example zoi looks super coolsame with djeeta and zetaeveryone looks like they are about to fuck your shit up
>>541374148>low tier Luci
did narm ever get buffed or did we just spend 8 months pretending she was trash at launch for no reason
>>541374279hey, i'm on that list!
why is it always the same list...
>>541374409im too nice to namedrop 100 anons
>>5413741482b players are that retardedthey will lose to their own gimmicks toothat 2b mirror was funny
>>541374338I know another list you're on.
>Opponent presses dodge>Lasts so long I can press c.M twice and they will still be dodging through the entire thing and then have time to punish me>Dodge opponents jump-in>They can hit me immediately afterI don't get it
>>541374574>Dodge opponents jump-inwell you fucked up
>>541374645Let me guessI should have pressed 2H
>>541374409You asked for itNarmsLasciviousBodyFastballxX_Diogenes_XxEarthStayerK̶̛͕͈̯̬̟̦͓̖̭͔̉̈́̎̈́̔̾̈́͊̚̕͝ȩ̷̨͓̘̯͍̞̻͈̟̭͛̋̈́̕̕͜͠ͅl̷͉̺̳̊̓͝p̷̢̢̣͙̥͇̠͍̝̈́͆̎MilkMeConeheadToeseternal_goonSkyDommyMommyBadPlayerUnPlacerOAlgoGeniusFlowchartAITroonicCrunchliostroBeautyballer
>>541374929go into training mod and dodge the jumping normal and tell us how minus you were.
>>541374929I hate this faggot so much
>>541374929Me on the left floating over haters
I love my ratwifeI played this morning and the lobby kicked me out once and also randomly put me back in the entrance after a setIs this Windows 10 oppression?
>>541375000>BadPlayerThat's me
>>541375015Percival is straight
>>541375152>I played this morning and the lobby kicked me out once and also randomly put me back in the entrance after a setthis is possibly the lobby crashing and not you
>>541375158that's my Strive name
>>541375152I look just like this
what are we playing todayleft 4 dead 1? okay
>>541375672are you actually? i wish i was na so i could play with yougood night
We're here to kill chaos
>>541375672i only play l4d2 sorry...
>>541369007i hate you too bugger
>>541375215He's talking about Wilnas, retard
>>541369007And no one likes you, Ylam.
Pure sex on the tellyand 2B
>>541375754good nightyou will get up early to pee
>>541369007i lik you
I never understand rushdown charactersAll of their skills just seem to do basically nothing and there's never any guides to them because "just press buttons lol"
66L !
>>541375221Well maybe but the same people were still in the lobby playing when I rejoined.
>>541376060They all suck because even zoners can 66L.
>>541376102>cutely pokes your throw attempt
i was going to post a funny screencap of Riding Free under Wilnas's SSBA but you can't even see me through the particles
charlotta gawd on the charlotta telly
a blocked dp punish from 2b
>>541376060You're not supposed to think beyond "press button many many times" when you pick a rushdown. Pick them, mash and make down syndrome kid noises while you do so.
>>541376669Noooo you're not allowed to point out that she has weaknesses don't say that she does low damage no no noooo
>>541376824This is what I mean. You genuinely think what you're saying is true instead of just being retarded.
Pathetic gimmick scum vs glorious shoto and rushdown master race
>>541376669>-15 dp>can ch punish with 15f 5H into wire into bullshit, no meter needed>does MMMok?
>>541377087what is your issue, which rushdown you're having issue to play
>>541377170does belial whiffed DP force crouch? if no, then no wire and then she just goes 5HHHM for slightly more dmg.
>>541377349>if no, then no wiredps have counter hit recovery, counter hit 5H goes into wire, retard
>>5413772202B of course
>2Bimbos can't even play their own prostituteI thought automata was a big brain game
>>5413774595H>wire>5MMMH is still garbage damage and would waste skl
it does like 100 more damage to 5H wire
2Bimbo...
>>541378009
I thought you were supposed to come back stronger after a break...
>>541377918yeah im sure its garbage damage and skl wasterits not like its comparable and/or maybe even more than many other charactershow much damage does bea's optimal no meter dp punish midscreen gets?ch, chhh, into special? or kat? or anyone else top tier?fuck off and die
>>541377918NTA (I am a 2B fan) but what frame is 236H? I'm thinking you might be able to do raw 236H into 5HHH wire 5MMMH against DPs. Depending on distance to corner that first 5HHH could also go into the baseball bat and save SKL.
>two Ferrys in winner's top 8aaaaand cue the bitching
dwagawiayewow sqwawe...
No zeta meme pick tonight?
>>541378947But Brick told me shes bad...
>>541379109definitelybottomtiercheckmatesituationwithgeegeeareamemeyoushouldjustlearnthematchupalsosubscribetomeyoufuckingfaggotoriwillviolateyourgranny
why is xerom doxxing the wombly??
>>541379240hes the name spammer...
>>541379109Brick didn't even know she could still metered sideswap off f.L
>>541379310That would be hilarious if true
>>541379240hatstroon dserves it
Why did he just get hit by charlotta command grab I thought that move was a useless knowledge check?
backdash sucks
>>541379658or maybe delete ladiva
>>541379795nyo
total charlotta death
There is literally no one who wants Ladiva in the game besides Ladiva players
>>541375797ummm l4d1 is in l4d2 dough??
>>541380171nah he's scammy but i like playing against him
>>541380223yes but shoving is broken in actual l4d1 or something
remove charlotta
>>541380389shut up nothing you fucking suck
>>541379658You will trigger that dude having a melty some days ago over this game's garbage backdashes and demanding nerfs to them
xewom why is your audio fucking CRUNCHY
Vas fucking smacking my mom in the face while she does her autism spin
this mom is jumping, fit mom with firm butt
>>541380836game or mic?
>>541380938your stream has moments where seemingly any audio stutters hard it seems? its hard to describe it.
>>541380938>>541381017yeahit kinda like goes mega low quality for a bit and the entire audio starts getting crunchy
>>541380836*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*sorry this crunchliostro was just too good
>>541381017>>541381052maybe I have too much shit open in the background taking away resources
>>541381124its ok it happens rarely dont worry
>>541381124yeah it only happens every few minutes. it sounds like your pc is about to crash to desktop or something. are you using virtual audio cable or something to separate the feeds for the stream?i only bring it up because it makes me think my pc is dying
>>541381061After poisoning cats you're killing shrimps now? I see I see.
>>541381263I wouldn't know what exactly I'm using to separate audio channels, I don't know the ins and outs of using obs like thatmaybe it happens when I flip my mic off since I've been doing that whenever someone comes into my room
>>541381446>maybe it happens when I flip my mic off since I've been doing that whenever someone comes into my roomi want to say it only happens when you speak but i cant say that for certain. like the other anon said its not that common. the stream quality stays fine as far as i know only the audio freaks out.
Two xewomHaving sex
>>541369679is this the 2bgooner who went had a melty about zoners while he streamed naked
>>541381434nyo
>>541358069>And every single time I actually get to attack anyone they BC immediately and start running their gameplan again where I can't do shit about itWell, for one, you can BC back. I see a lot of complaints about people who BC instantly every touch in here and I can't help but to think, why not try to play around it?
>>541381820no he's ladewaybac ready for amazing and sensational 2B gameplay
Wilnas vs Seox is a 10-10 matchup
>>541382075>evade BC>still can't punish half the times>if you guess wrong you get full combo'd>block BC>just a +2 and only happens if your opponent is retarded and jobs to cLs or something>only safe solution is to cope and BC back which skips neutral the hardest of anything in the game and removes all the fun from the gameYeah, just BC back or play around it, bro.
>>541378407no matter what u suggest, if the pro player on the telly didnt do it its not realistic and not an argument!
do you guys like Khonjin House
>>541383182why do i feel like i shouldnt google this
>>541383309dont do it it looks like pedo shit for cat killers
>>541382617>evade BC>still can't punish half the timesYeah, no wonder you can't, BC usually isn't punishable. It's like complaining that I keep trying to punish a -6 move with my 66H but can't. You don't punish it, you take your turn back/keep pressure.>if you guess wrong you get full combo'dI'm not telling you to evade it. Evading it is a hard read with great risk for very little reward.>which skips neutral the hardestMan, it's sad to still see this meme brought up so late into the game. I thought all the 'le neutral skip' tourists had left in the first year.> removes all the fun from the gameif a single mechanic removes all the fun from the game from you, you should reconsider if you actually like the game at all. or talk to a therapist.>just a +2 and only happens if your opponent is retarded and jobs to cLs or somethingLovely that you preemptively wrote this perfect scenario to cope. You can watch Paragon right now and tell me if there are only ever perfect unavoidable BCs. Hell, in actual gameplay people BC - moves at the heat of the moment
>>541383182is that what you watch while killing pets
>>541383338>pedo shit for cat killersnigga what
>>541383385>Man, it's sad to still see this meme brought up so late into the game. I thought all the 'le neutral skip' tourists had left in the first year.>if a single mechanic removes all the fun from the game from you, you should reconsider if you actually like the game at all. or talk to a therapist.You're so fucking stupid it's unbelievable.
>>541383607struck a nerve
>>541383607oh he hit a nerve Yeah please see a therapist and learn to move on.
>>541381820no lade is actually pretty laid back
>>541383680>>541383731>retarded reply to objective truth so I call him stupid>h-he hit a nervelol Sure, he did, slurpers.
>>541383867Am I correct again?>>540996927
>"slurpers"
>>541383995>always write the same way>WOOOOOOOOOW I BET HE'S THE SAME GUY YUP YUP I'M A 200 IQ GENIUSI am, will you ignore my objective truth now? Of course you will, you retarded faggot, you know I'm right.>>541384024I genuinely don't know what else to call someone who thinks BC is not the neutral skip to end all neutral skips.
>>541383867Really, please see therapist, this is not healthy.
There's that f.L nerf at work
>>541382075>why not try to play around it?They cant, it will mess up their brainlet flowchart. modern fg player cant adapt, they seethe, cry and demand nerfs instead
ooga booga booga where da baker at?
It's SO lovely that every time I make a fair criticism of the game, the only answer you absolute retards can give me is "Hurr you bad".Then you same retards go "WHY IS OUR GAME DYING?????? WHY DOES EVERY TOP GBVSR PLAYER COMPLAIN????????????".Consider that what you like is shit and what I think would be better for the game is good.
>>541384863shallbakea threo bread
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