Small update on post-Master ranking systemhttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1973239196971061271>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqNhttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/Next tournament is a worldwide Team tournament. Go form your teams.--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Ladiva, Zeta, Seox>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Latest breadery: >>541112339
i luv sheep
>>541216585woah how come your mom lets you have two sheep?!
I completely missed the tournament announcement. The worldwide thing. Can anyone link to it?
Cliqueshitters aren't welcome here. Go back to your empty lobby hugbox.
>>541216836it wasn't posted yet, he just said he'll do it late october
https://litter.catbox.moe/459396.ogg
>>541216836https://www.youtube.com/live/cNJQiTl86vY?si=2fonHo88GkdAdDQX&t=11415
>>541216952>>541217002Ah, thank you.
name one thing funnier than hitting 70% hp 1BP seox with raw SSBA
>>541217172oneshotting him with a combo
teamlets…
>>541216724that is but a fraction of my sheeps
>>541217172dropping your combo but the opponent gave up and wasn't blocking so you get the win off a mashed light attack
>>541217172this atrocity
>>541217829That just seems like Vira 101 to me.
Cygames gave you another shot at the fish avatar. You're not going to waste it, right?
>>541217172I thought "Map to Space King" was pretty funny
>>541217964>no new bruise content for another 6.5 monthsnyoooo
>>541217964My afk bruise crimes, all in vain…
>>541217964more time to afk bruise
>>541217964Can't be fucked to deal with the queue times. It's too bad for the reward but I'll live.
I love my ratwife
https://files.catbox.moe/rb10tb.mp3
>>541217931that's exactly the issue though?
>>541218381I also love your ratwife
>struggle in Bea hell>brick is literally handed free pointsREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>541218323you can just play when the new dailies/weeklies come out, bruise is active
>>541217964I want a fish card design, not an avatar
>>541215763i wonder what's the best time to exercise aiming to get better sleepi cant go for a jog at night because it's dangerous, so when i do it i try to go before the sun goes downive been kinda sedentary my whole life except for short episodes, i was working on that but the memedemic hit me hard and now im in the worst shape (not only my body) ive ever been
>>541218381I want to sniff Vikala’s used socks
>>541218679I don't want to track this shit is what I'm saying. I can't be bothered to be on alert for dailies/weeklies, to be careful about the timzones and all that shit, I just don't care enough to put in the effort.
this game is lacking profile cards. we need like 4 or 5 more per character
this game is lacking in weapon skins. we need like 4 or 5 more per character
my bad it was 2bphttps://streamable.com/r36b4t>>541217336while that's also definitely funny, Idunno. there's just something about the finality and scrubby bullshit factor of raw SSBA. it's different when you bait their DP and punish with a ToD. still funny but it doesn't get me like good ol' Wakeup Super ggs shake my handI love low HP characters that spend the whole round kicking the shit out of you and then explode for one mistake>>541217423I do this (assume I'm dead, start drinking/scratch face/look at the internet/etc, and they drop the combo) all the time but I don't think I've ever been on the other end of it. when I drop my combos (always) I get mashed on instead>>541217829I've been hit by this but never went and tested it. does the chev summon catch you even if you dodge?>>541217964I only ever played like two games of bruise near launch and never touched it againthe fish is beyond reach
>>541219091I think we need more non-character specific profile cards
>>541219349That too. but how hard can it be to crank out profile cards with some character art or in game poses or something? or let us make our own in figure mode
Anyone got the name censor image? Going to make a webm to back up my claims from yesterday.
>>541219424das not 70%, son...
>>541219541
I wish we could've gotten an alter ego djeeta card instead of the gran/belial/djeeta one
>>541219541you can only use this one if you play plump characters
this game is lacking zois, we need like 4 or 5 of those zoi clones
>>541219759Which ones
>>541219638We need whore djeeta skin
>>541219883
>>541219883Galleon, Narmaya, Anila, Bea
>>541219883Beatrix AnilaNarmayaGalleon2B
>>541218905I'd say in the morning so you can bounce back, or later afternoon, just before you eat dinnerthat said if you're cursed with urbanity I don't have much meaningful advice. I've been a country boy my entire life and would sooner die than live in a populated area where I can't go on 3AM unlit empty country road walks under the moonlight without getting mugged, or where I can't take a piss in my back yardyou just gotta stick with it and you'll bounce back. it's hard but don't let that stop you from impressing an anime girl>>541219574it's close enough but yeah it's probably more like 60
>>541220035>>541220063Bea and 2B are quite fit
>>541219638>>541219907would have been so good...the eternal costume should at least have the cape
>>541220172bea is a FAT FUCK that eats an entire dessert thing every time she wins and obsesses over sweetsshe's FAT
>>541220063>2BLol no, 2nigger
>>541219541Here you go!
>>541220035>>541220063Das my pigchang
>>541220235metabolismgods can eat whatever we want
it's time to queue up in casual
>>541220172>BeaShe's fat. FAT!>2BShe's a robot, you can mod her to be anything you want. Fat, futa, you name it.
>>541220343Wow! I'll use this one! The rest of us should too!
>>541220492Can I mod 2B to be a boy? Asking for a friend
>>541220589Yes but he'll still be post-pubescent
>>541220414you and beatrix are SPIRITUALLY OBESE with zero self control and you should both be ashamed of your fat fuck gluttonous behavior. quit eating so much tubs I can hear your arteries creaking from over here
Is the EU ranked queue dead or is that just me? I've been waiting for 7 minutes without a single match.
>>541219541The Nier overlay has a virus don't use it
>>541219424>does the chev summon catch you even if you dodge?webm anon here. nope, it's M lumi so it will appear behind you.
>>541220708I was getting pops in ~30 seconds or so but I don't have region/connection restrictions onthere's only one percival who was unplayablenot queueing right now though, taking a break
>>541220665Worthless junk
>>541219424>that 5U spamREEEEEEE GUT THAT MOVE YOU FUCKING VASEFRAUDSstill funny kek poor kot
>>541219628Thanks.
https://www.twitch.tv/nyhiu_
Bonus one from the same match. I might start collecting these and make a collage to shut up anyone who claims this super is too good. No other super in the game would have whiffed here.
>>541220932Play Zoi and gammaray your aerial problems away
>>541220932sorry bro only sandalphon gets to have *checks notes* basically everything sieg had before the nerf
>>541220896just whiff punish it bro it has 17f of recovery
>>541220932>>541221121
>>541220932>>541221121and you just know this fraud homo is still going to get buffed more next patch...
>>541221316oh nvm ur not the bubs lol
>>541220932that DP was a little early but bubs divekick is just hard as fuck to antiair even with a huge DPit's not a "just do X" answer, you still have to time it right and that's still hard. DPs make it more lenient because they have invuln frames>>541221121it IS really good against like every other character in the game basically, it whiff punishes/fireball punishes better than just about any other super in the game. it's also still good against bubs just not here
they told me Hadron Smash has 2 hits so it breaks armor but Vayne armored through it with his charged attackit also apparently beats SSBAs
>>541220932>>541221121learn the match up :)
>>541220932>>541221121god finally a COOL anonthe other womblers are just so...HRT ridden...ew!
>>541221525Why do you keep pretending you're mean?
>>541221636>pretending
I can't find a match!Join me!
>>541221121>>541220932please stop playing siegfried the niagger can have no friends
>>541221680nyes>>541221698I'm his friend
>>541221502>it also apparently beats SSBAsNot all of them but yes
>>541221121Still a great super.
>>541221502vane's 5U if a fucking stupid asshole move with no right to exist
>>541221636im extremely meantake THIS lake drinker
>>541221839>I'm his friendno
I'm everybody's friend EXCEPT whichever nier it is that only ever miseryposts and curseposts
just beat my peepee to asian ladyboystime to grubble
I'm genuinely wondering how people are so scared of Wilnas that nobody realizes that you just have to press a light button and all of his pressure instantaneously becomes fake
If you use WebM for Retards you can add multiple images >>541220932Have you tried anti airing with your RS
>>541222382>half his shit is plus on block>if you get CH'd you die>"all you gotta do is like uh, mash on his pressure? for sure, like, totally, man. chyeah"
>>541222387>even the victory animation is basically a static sliding pngwas there some kind of serious budget issue with Vikala or something, every single one of her animations are like this
>>541222623>541222623thats like the gimmick of the character
>>541222623dumb useless vermin rodent not worth any budget
>>541221691Make a room
The master rank updates make me a little hopeful for season 3? Would be kinda weird to add new ranks only ~3 months before the game dies
>>541222552damn man he's plus 3? There's no way you'll be able to beat his 30 frame high/low mix!! It's too much advantage!
>>541222886PS player?
>>541220708I got the same Vas multiple times in a row and now I miss the empty queue. What sort of retard looked at him and thought that he's completely fine?
>>541222958do you exclusively do high/low after your plus frames? that might be why you're struggling with the character
>>541223143What sort of retard at Cygames*
>>541223242My bad anon let me just use my +2 advantage to slowly walk up and throw them oh wait mashing beats that, like everything else
kekkums
>even the c rank beatrix with 6 frames of rollback does half health combo limit corner combos when i can't even do any in training modewhy am I even playing this game man
>>541222623That's her cute win animation from the gacha >every single one of her animations are like this ?????First time in a year I heard someone saying this. Her animations are full of love and charm, the budget ran out when they were making her kit and balance Its October again, Vikala has been shit and unbuffed for almost a year.
>>541223008NoI never played in the lobby, seems to be mostly euros.
>>541223483OH NO NO NO NO
>>541223713I have never once said the animations don't have charm or good ideasBut you can count the frames and watch her slide around in every single one of them.
>>541223989>Seems to be mostly eurosam I high?
>>541223414if you're +2 you can smoke them for mashing by using a quick mid (or low like 2M) bro
>>541224191and this accomplishes... what, exactly?>Can't go into your mix off your advantage>I will now use that advantage to put myself at even less advantage where I can proceed to not do any mix and push myself out of my optimal range
Last month we hit our lowest average playercount ever…
>>541224460what rank are you? honest question
>>541224579Grand Master, you?
>>541224460if you CH'd them because they mashed (which, as we've established, mashing beats your mixup options) you can murder themif they blocked you can continue pressure with a special or disengageonce you counterhit them a few times they'll stop mashing on your mixups and you can use those
>>541224690Grand Chipotler. Sit down little boy.
>>541224690I find that hard to believe when you don't even understand the benefits of spaced out plus frames with big buttons
little boy?
>>541224729>which, as we've established, mashing beats your mixup optionsI'm glad we agree and have established that pressing a button is all it takes to shut wilnas down as a character
Yeah get him Metera, TEACH HIM
I reached BM (Bowel Master) last month.
metera seems like she's more into adults than kids
>>541225083Any pole's a goal
>>541225083I, too, hate Shotafags enforcing their fetish on characters.
The opponent can not shut you down if you just say no. They are legally obligated to get counterhit.
>>541225040das gawdlike
>try to learn by copying replays of good players>watch their replays daily>practice the stuff in training>do exactly the same thing in a real match>eat BC/DP and die if i dare try to continue a pressure string for more than 2 hitsahh naruhodo
>>541223713>and unbuffed for almost a year.All or most of her random items were buffed in some form and more importantly they gave her the QoL improvement of knowing what the next item will be beforehand if you think that's not enough, fine but they did buff her. Despite the general consensus being that she'd be cancer if she was strong.
>>541225083
>>541225324sometimes you gotta hit the brakes on your pressure to bait that kind of thingdoing nothing for a short tic of time is a low risk option and the potential payoff of either a free BP or a DP punish is hugejust don't be like me and do it way too much
>le she'd be cancer if she was strongyou can say this about any character. It's a meaningless statement.
>>541225083>Actively runs away from any scenario where she might actually have sex with an adult man>Canonically sexually harasses childrenWhat on earth gave you this impression?
>>541225575cope
but zoi scares me...
>>541225145Blame whoever wrote her interaction with Vane, I don't think I've seen jokes abut her being a pedophile before that.
>>541225635when does this happenshe flirts with everything that moves and goes to mixers and talks about her successes at them
>>541225716ooga booga
>>541221691did u get an opponent
>>541225795>zooey final formThink again.
>>541225782whoever wrote those lines is based
>>541225841nyes
>>541225947it was me, thank you!
>>541225324Those players play against different opponents, and adjust their behavior accordingly. If you fight mashing retards, you need to adjust accordingly.My favorite is still>watch high level replay of my main fighting a character that I have troubles with>want to learn how to deal with specific moves>opponent never does said moves>ask somewhere what they do to make the opponent never do said move>"he conditioned him, bro"WITH WHAT?!
>>541226106being a known player so people are scared to play against them like they normally would for some reason
>>541226106how do i deal with mashing retards? why do all the jap players play like polite gentlemen in their replays and everyone opponent i get is some cracked zoomer on some kind of adderall+meth cocktail
>>541226106it usually means the move is reactably punishable and the opponent respects the person's ability to punish it
>>541226641that's how they reproduce, and that is why you should never deonion zoi, that chunk will just spread and grow into a new one
>>541226717gangbanged by zois...
>>541226407>why do all the jap players play like polite gentlemen in their replaysthey still think they are playing anime street fighter.
>>541217829not a 2-toucher though...
>>541227375um that was 3 touches doe
>not a two-toucher though2B (fuck this character anyway)AnilaBeelzebubDjeetaFerryLowainLuciliusSeoxVikalaYuelZeta>issa two-toucherEverybody else
>>541226882Honestly this phenomenon exists in every fighting game to some extent, not just Granblue.Jiyuna was shocked at how high level Tekken players would actually block sometimes, and he couldn’t figure out why blocking never worked for him. He learned that you only get the privilege of blocking once you have 5000 hours in the game and can react to everything, until then you’re in the pit with all the other mashing ADHD retards.
can we just ignore the retards?
>>541226106>>541226407instead of watching replays from top jappas, go down the list a bit and watch games from no-names that have a respectable amount of crystalssort by matchup and outcome
>>541227717>Lucilius
>can we just ignore the retards>but he is retarded>so if we ignore him we can't ignore the retards>but if we acknowledge him then we aren't ignoring the retards
>>541227784No anons are cute when they're retarded
Waiting for Monket
GGs sheeb enjoyer/ratgawd
where do I find people to play and learn matchups do i need to join a discord why do sixes always one and done
>>541228193lobby/herenoit takes a specific kind of person to want to play seox and that kind of person is guaranteed to have ego problems
>>541228141GGs!Thanks for playing!
hmmmmmkots are cute
>>541228193There is an official discord.Or join or lobby. Or look for people in the open lobby sitting at empty cabinets.
>joining the lobby>everI don't interact with dweebs
he's scared
I used to not like the lobbythen, one night, after yet another soul-crushing ranked session, I took a deep breath and gave it a goit was smelly but the people were nice, said GGs, and only one person did the thing where they do one combo and then hold 4 or 7 and randomly H/U lariat for the rest of the round, and then I just never played with that guy againranked sucks!
I lost all my gemmies today...
>>541216952Someone saved my stupid webm
>>541229207But at least you had fun!
>>541229237that one is particularly stupidthe one where you pick from 3 frogs is kinda nice
>>541225575Not true, Sieg wasn't cancer back when he was strong.
>>541228193there is some matchup discord out there good luck getting in
>>541229536He fucking was.
>>541229536he's still cancer and strong
>>541229536next you're going to say katalina isn't cancer right now
>>541229536sieg is still cancer
>>541229237if it's something silly and stupid I save it
Katalina is currently more cancerous than Siegfried ever was. Change my mind.
>>541229536were you actually around then?
>>541229407I feel like getting back into deving again now.>>541229898i only ever make silly and stupid things
Man, he came back and he's on a spree.
>>541228308Nobody plays at my degen hours (West coast 4AM~ to 11AM~(weekdays only))So I just end up waiting and waiting in casual just to do dailiesI have zero matchup experience against 90% of the cast.>>541228596That's scary
>>541230438>waiting in casual just to do dailiesIf it's the normal ones you can do those against the CPU unless it specifically says otherwise (like playing a ranked/casual match or do something in Bruise) the BP ones are all online, though.
i don't like gay people
>>541231165It's not okay to hate yourself.
>>541231353i like this character
I will give birth to the endless dawnSun will never be gone again
>>541231353holy...
your lobbyngton friends could be the shitposters all around you>>541230438are you stuck like that because of a work schedule? if not you could just fix your sleep schedule and get more matchesI'm currently between jobs, so awake and (usually) available in NA mornings if you want to run some sets. central NA ~8AM and beyond, if I'm aroundI have a handful of characters but only one I can claim any meaningful (but still not significant) level of competence with
>>541231415Calm down, Ascian
give me my BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADGE
>>541216474Mr. Peg... Cute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzlSv-avnTQCRUSHPULVERIZEDOMINATION
>>541231813god i fucking love thisthe rhythm guitar speaks to mei wonder how it's played
Did they really extend the ranked season by a week?
>>541232000checked
>>541231813>3:30
>>541232000too many gaijin please understando
I know in the end you cla chalk it all up to jap retardation, but stillone thing I don't understand is why the devs don't time their shit so it all falls nicely on the same dateI explain,We have the monthly missions, that somehow do not line up with dailies or weeklies.We have the season, that does not line up with patches, dailies, weeklies or monthlies. This one is particularly jarring because they keep tweaking ranked in those patches.We have the second bruise pass, that does not line up with... anything? they extended it???Probably more that I'm forgetting now. It's not THAT big of a deal but it is very annoying.
>>541230397who came back
>>541232950King of sieg downplay
>>541232892So people keep playing longer my nigga
>>541232576How do I learn to cum like this
>>541232950sworn enemy of the coke empire
leave him alonestupid STUPID
>>541232950AGPepsi
>>541233513
>>541233713>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it'sONE job, suzuka
'psi is a cunt, he's Hatstroon-lite
>>541227939Two-toucher after he hits you a million times with his specials
>red grenade's explosion is unblockable in the airWHY?!
>>541234045xd he needs it stop jumping
>>541234045STOP JUMPING FATLOTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>541234045ggs shake my knot
>>541227717post examples of actual 2-touchers at 3 bps then.
Djeeta two touched my prostate
>>541234292Play the game or do your own homework.
>>541234292SOMEONE POST THE GRAN CLIP
>>541231456My sleep schedule is permanently fucked but its mostly an internet issue, it gets too shitty for fgs during the day and weekends.
>>541233295I actually prefer Coke to Pepsi.>>541233807I take exception to that, I've never conceded in tournament grand finals after realizing I can't just fraud out my opponent with my knowledge-check character.
>>541229536lol
>>541234292>at 3 bps>no but also no ssba>no but also also at 0 meter>no i'm gonna call my mum
>>541234560>I actually prefer Coke to Pepsi.wuat the fuck
>>541234045issa skillful and hard charactertime to mash any of my skills in any combination and confirm that combo while tards say i'm nice wit it
>>541229536myneuchcleandoe.png
>>541234675
What does Wilnas even do against Vane? He just puts up a shield and laughs because all of Wilnas's attacks are single hit moves.
>>541234864The name is a pun, Agricola is Latin for farmer and was a common surname adopted by former peasants that managed to climb higher in society.
>>541235236Cancer vs tumorHopefully they both eradicate each other
>>541235125Why would anyone throw or delay tech there?
>>541235125cringe, hobson and ragger you're so carried
>>541234292assuming this isn't a samefag, just ignore the retard
>>541235256everything is wrong in this world
>>541235401because its a guessing game and you can sometimes guess wrong
>>541235375Wilnas has like ten or so miserable matchups. Vas in particular feels unwinnable.
>>541235481It's only a guessing game if the throw is going to kill you. Otherwise, I'm taking that first throw.
>>541235723someone post that sf6 or versusia vs neechang webm for that nigga
>>541234292
>>541225787>She flirts with everything that movesAnd then does nothing if they actually respondShe makes no actual moves, even when they're lying defeated before herShe also didn't like Soriz peeping on her and the other girlsHell iirc she just actively rejects Soriz's advances on his winscreen vs her
>>541235795>ssba>100 meterooyou cheated
>>541235863He asked for a two-toucher at 3 bps and didn't say shit about meter or SSBA.
show me your two-touches but>3bp>no meter spent>no corner>only vikalaor the game is not a two toucher game
>>541236083if you got enough spike balls could you superjump over and spike ball them back and forth?
I'm sure engaging with retards will bear fruit
>>541236193Cag would say this
>>541236170actually I forgot vikala is a broken unbeatable onetouch character because she has the star infinite so vikala's off the table too>3bp>no meter spent>no corner>only ferry
FINNA TWO TOUCH MY DICK TO MEG
>>541236476she's got a ToD on mine
>>541231813The art from around then is great.
>>541235787There's a difference between taking a throw from specific setups designed to bait throw techs and eating a throw loop in a game with throw invuln on wakeup.Which still somehow manages to happen because offense is so powerful in this game
>>541236601Thanks for reminding me how Adachi singlehandedly killed my enjoyment for BBTAG overnight.
>throw>empty safejump>thrown again>j.L safejump>thrown again>j.L safejump>c,L>thrown againit's... it's all mids... it's all mids...
>>541236612what difference?
>>541236793>no persona>no rwbyteam red is so based...
>>541236789Dumbest Yuel tech I use is the throw into stance, hop up, empty st.2M, exit stance on the same frame, throw again, repeat
What if they make Vyrn playable
>>541236789I don't get this shit. Whenever I do an empty safejump after multiple matches in a row of j.L safejumps, the opponent instantly knows and mashes L.
>>541236793djeeta is a whore
>>541236979It's his time.
>>541237239V-vyrn?
>>541237239>>541237326
I'm glad I'm not a granblue character so I don't have to get raped by djeeta metera or katalina
>I'm glad I'm gayokay bro?
>>541236812Your setup caused a flipout with a lot of plus frames. A throw loop has multiple hard knockdowns with throw invincibility.
>>541236979Has there ever been a single "small so you can't hit them with highs/lows" character that has been a legitemate character in a legitemate game instead of a kuso piece of shit that shouldn't be taken seriously?
>>541238101Gon in Tekken 3.
https://youtu.be/8uf1e19zGyU''Throw loop'' isn't just repeatedly throwing someone.
>>541237972what?
>>541238101point and laugh at this nigga
>>541238163Gon wasn't good.He was just bad because it was bad optics if you lose against him, and nobody wanted to lab against this creature.
Someone post the video of the japs crowd going wild over a SF6 throw loop. They actually love this shit.
>>541238298Yeah but he was a legitimate character in a legitimate game that wasn't a kuso piece of shit.
>>541238439Don't have that one but I think this one is my favorite
>>541238541
Acquired this one recently too.God, I love SF6.
>>541238445If everyone just gentleman's ignored that he was in the game that's not a legitemate character that wasbt kuso shit
>>541238750fuark... the skill...
>>541238439I remember when walking up and throwing the other guy 3 times in a row was genuinely hype as fuck
td.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5Mhuptd.5M
>>541238541There's a video, with audio, where the japs started chimping out over a throw loop like a bunch of divegrass brownoids after a goal.
Characters that say their move names > Characters that yell their move names >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> characters that do neither
>>541238101Reminder that Vyrn digivolved a few MSQ episodes ago.
>characters that say their own name during moves
>>541230102i have no sympathy for anyone who hates on katalina
>>541239423not my vee kun
>>541239496FUCK 236U. All my homies hate 236U
>>541239423I hate that I like this? Like my brain says its a stupid design, but my soul thinks its cool as fuckAlso they'd never do this, he's the mascot. Keeping him like this for any extended period of time would be bad for B R A N D R E C O G N I T I O N
>>541239382Characters that yell their weapons name >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>541239312
Paizuri hole....
https://youtu.be/2pcmo1WBdd8
>>541239382INSTINCTIONBATTARIONS OF FEEAGRONOSSAFTAMASUUUAAAGH
oh Ohhhhh OHHHHHHHHHH >>> Characters that say their move names > Characters that yell their move names > characters that do neither
>>541239423I hate regular vyrn and I hate this one two
Women simply cannot resist dragon cock, the same way men simply cannot resist dragon pussy
>>541239719Almost makes Katalina a fun character
>>541239719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFE9ZdAqQc
>>541239741NOW we fight
>>541239754oh Ohhhhh OHHHHHHHHHH
REALM OF NICE
Meet your season 3 cast
>>541240138Im genuinely mad plushy wilnas isnt in the game anywhereIts way better than plushy galleon
>>541240245Satyr's slop...
>>541240341say that again
I find Kat's straight up lust for Vyrn amusing.
>>541239741THE NIGHTMARE LIVES ONHYEEEHREEEEARGGGGGGGGHthis is......THE AFTERMATHFINISHED!Someone has to protect these skies...
>>541240418PLUSHY WILNASIS BETTER THAN PLUSHY GALLEON
>>541240556
>>541240737Why are there two katalinas
>katalina vyrn lost to gran>vira lost kat to vyrn>tyre lost vira to katalina>no one is actually in a relationship
>>541240618The council shall not stand for this.
>>541240737Katalina is getting cucked by herself?
>>541234292nvm did itI recreated the nefarious round
>>541240245What does she even do
>>541239754>>541240138I'm switching to dub so I never have to hear this stupid line ever again
>>541234292sorry, i'm late.
>>541240960But they are standing in the picture
>>541241040You don't even play this game but you're still here helping make the thread a little shittierthanks
>>541241187??????
>>541241159aint nobody getting hit by that fake jump vira...
>>541241117Wilnas has one of the worst dubs in the game, and I say this as someone who has nearly half the cast modded to dub.
>>541241239Kill yourself italian shit eater
>>541240539Shrink the resolution. Set the max file size to something like 3.9 since sometimes it goes a bit over that.Download webm for lazys since webm for retards hasn't been updated in years.
>>541241040Be honest. How many attempts did it take to get the 1f link right.
>>541241262And it's STILL better than acting like a chimpanzee during his SSBA
>>541241369
>>541241117>>541241525Soulless
you should be nicer to your threadbros
>>541241040this put a smile on my face.
>>5412413842 times, but I missed the cH link after 214H in the corner like 3 times. for the 66L link some days I get it every time some days I never get it
>>541241089Being a silly band vocalist
ohOhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHH
>>541241525Its not"Will you melt? Or burn? Only fire WILL TELL!!" Is a really cool line (one of his only good ones) but 90% of the time its just the stupid chef references. I heard him yell "Wilnas kick" like a single time.
>>541241776you're so gaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwdlike
>>541241808Shes just like me...
>>541241824my back hurts every time i look at this image
>>541241089she likes to sing-ashe also hops and spooksmostly she is FUCKIN INVINCIBLEthat's it though. I like satyr plenty but she is not a fighting game characterwhere the HECK is magisa
Never talk shit about my commie gf ever again, faggot.
>>541241839Wilnas kick is based
>>541242016The english delivery is weak as hell from what I remember
>>541241631I'm mice to everyone but kots
>>541241089she has a PENIS
Be extra mice to kotsOr else
>>541242120AIEEEEEEEEEE GARDENKING SPARE ME
>>541241979Shes a tank???
which is better for grab bait:A. run up, kiss, neutral jumpB. run up, chu, back dash
>>541242356chu backdash
kys swizzlekys kosmoskys vzckys orangeplanetDisgusting mentally ill clique kots
>>541242356Backdash looks less gay
okay i need some helprecently, ive been feeling like my fingers/pad is dirty, like its a little oily, but i keep washing my hands, i even washed my controller with alcohol and wiped it with a slightly wet cloththis makes me so annoyed, what can i do about it?
>>541241979What about these things in her art?Surely they could cook something for her. Hell, fucking Vikala is a fighter
i'm trans and suck dicks btw
>>541242356chu backdash works for everyone
Sa-teerVersusMED-usa
>>541242461Every Vane and Wilnas player...
What if I played Vane against lobby bros?
>>541242424Back when I joined the lobby Mr. S had his own clique of caggots, the game is really dying
>>541242771lobby bro status gets nullified by Vane tranny status so I play with you like you were some random in the open lobby and BC you
>>541242830But you play Nier
>>541241089Scratches, shoots stars, summons swords, heals and tanks attacks for the party.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDGbPd05o-I
>>541242893no I play fair and honest metera
>>541242249she's a tanky healer that shoots stars every roundin every element she's in (3 of 6 I think? at this point) she does more or less the same thing>>541242457honestly no idea why they're there. they might be in her ougi animation but I've had them on skip for yearsvikala being a fighter is equally stupid but at least they incorporated dormouse pretty well. satyr doesn't have the legion of rat slaves going on eithershe's kind of just a gag character. I like her and her huge retarded tits but I really wouldn't want her in the game over like 30 other characters that could be very cool if they'd never added vikala and just found some obtuse way to give satyr vikala's kit I wouldn't be too upset but with vikala already in the game I don't think she really has a place as a playable character
>>541241089give gawdlike paizuri
>>541242981>summons swordsYou can make an entire character animation set out of this aloneThe fuck did the other guy mean shes "definitely not a fighting game character"
>>541241380>Download webm for lazys since webm for retards hasn't been updated in years.oh. thank you
CYGAYS GIVE ME LUCIUS
>>541242461cagGOD...
>>541243051>but I really wouldn't want her in the gamecounterpoint: i really want her in the game
>>541242461I'd like to purchase you
only people who got GM last season can choose who gets added in season 3
GM is lame and gay, I'm here for the fun with the bros
>>541243614DLNgod I kneel
>>541243614A post befitting of a child molester
>>541243523she's not for sale bruv
>>541243761Yours? Yeah.
Eu lobbies are full of pink masters while NA lobbies are full of green D's. Are eubros just better or are there no new players in Eu?
>>541243501I do really want to look at her model...
>>541243780You don't speak for her
Athena for season 3
>>541243901The latter.
>>541243901Master doesn't mean shit anymore and you can get pink square by farming noobs in NA lobby 1
>>541243905They'll make her boobs minimum 2 full cup sizes smaller like everyone else
>child molesterThere's nothing wrong with that though if its 2d
>>541244272Exactly what someone who watches child porn would say
>>541244298My wife Kos-Mos...
>>541244136nah. satyr will grow larger
god hates fags
>>541244337Viewing real life children in sexual light is disgusting.
>>541244492Is that why the lobby regulars are always so emo?
>>541244492That's not what the pope said
>>541244492why dont these guys show up on the telly anymore
Reabirsu andDesutoruction
>never get namedroppedI can't tell if I should feel relief or disappointment
>>541244438>satyr will grow largershe usually does
>>541245145it's a good thingI hope it stays this way for me
>>541244136what is blud on about
>>541245191What does this-Ohhh
you can only get namedropped f you avatarfag, are obnoxious or reply to posts that mention you so that shitposters know they can farm youYou can't be namedropped if you never engage
What is it about this character that makes people feel so utterly anally annihilated? Every day, I browse twitter to mine for fresh new Wilnas salt.
>>541245145I think that guy is just obssesed with the Niers, what no OJ does to a mf as zoomers would say
>>541245601>MsThat's a man, baby
>>541245552or if you accidentally talk to a mentally ill homosexual for 5 minutes
>>541245601They're mad that he's not fun to play and they're too emotionally stunted to express it.
>>541245601>sub masterWho cares>>541245707You have experience with that?
>>541245601>S++It’s like caring what an SF6 gold player thinks
>>541245784unfortunately yes
>>541245601Wait you're retarded. He's literally the one playing Wilnas in the clip. He's ACTUALLY just mad that he's not fun to play. You're actually so stupid.
>>541245707who is the mentally ill homo of /gbvsg/?
>>541245707>mentally ill homosexualwho is that?
>>541245902How? In the lobby?
>>541238541the way the animation starts by just snapping into place looks so fucking bad
>Hear a bonk>Think it's one of my cat knocking something down downstair>Go check>See a large shadowy figure leaving through a window in a hurryWell that was fucking terrifying, I guess I'm laying makeshift traps for the night after the cops come see what's up
>>541245707this
>>541245707>talked to a Vane player for 7 minutes yesterdayNo...
>>541246208Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising?
>>541245601>>541245771dunno man I like Wilnas a lot, I think he's fun to play and uniqueI wasn't even excited for him before his trailer
>>541246012>>541246028i won't namedrop out of respect but xe's in the crew
>>541245935Everyone knows he's playing the character to make a point, slowpoke. Gratz for hitting level 37 btw. Maybe you'll evolve into Slowbro in another five levels.
>>541246286Come on be a pal and let me vent it out that shit raised my anxiety through the roof
>>541246208
>>541246363Wait, does Slowpoke really evolve that fucking late? Most gen 1 evolutions happen way earlier, especially if they are only two stages.
>>541246553He's saying you're too dumb to realize you're ready to evolve
>>541246342If you have shit to air, be a man and do it.
>>541245601I didn't know Rat had a twitter
>>541245552Reading this feels like reading old philosophers go ''Actually everything is composed of air, fire, water and earth''
>>541245601wilnas a braindead make a wish character that is pure cancer to play against
>>541246286Meitantei Conan confirmed for S3
>>541246308>Promised a plus frame gorilla pressure monster with scary high low>"When in doubt, Mash the Smash">Character releases>Sit downbacking for 60 seconds at a time waiting for an opponent to whiff so he can do 60-70%You really don't get why so many people are disappointed?
>[Headcanon]>[Headcanon]>[Headcanon]>[Headcanon]You really don't get why [Headcanon]?
>>541246960he's a plus frame gorilla pressure monster with scary high/low and a meterless DP
>>541246960>Sit downbacking for 60 seconds at a time waiting for an opponent to whiff so he can do 60-70%ludokino
>>541245853He's master, retard. Anyone can pick up that make-a-wish character in less than half an hour.
>>541247090>lower case for [HEADCANON]Cease. You're not the guy.
>>541246876Smoking crack?
>>541245707>>541246342faggot
What's even funnier is that there is someone who frequents the lobby who somehow sucks at playing him. He has to be borderline retarded or something. No one can be that bad at playing Wilnas.
>>541246208Sorry bro, I was just wondering if you wanted to play resident evil 5 while having some beers and pizza
>>541247519Sorry... That would be me...
>>541247519Hey! Hey! I know that one! It's me!
>aaaAAAAAAAIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WILNAS SAMA FUCKED MY ASSSSSResults?
>>541247519All me
>>541247626>Results?Positive. His players have AIDS.
>>541247545What did she do to deserve this
>>541247626>results9 months due
>>541235125I'm hoping season 3 nerfs cooldowns and meter generation across the board. This shit is fucking retarded
>>541247626Abigail didn't win shit in his prime and everyone demanded Capcom to nerf him into bottom 1.And you know what? They were right. Big body characters shouldn't be good. Ever.
I enjoy that one guy who is eternally assblasted over Wilnas and seethes about him every thread
>>541247809>Big body characters shouldn't be good.Legitimate reasons for this? You have none
>>541247753Cooldowns sureMeter no, fuck off. I like using my tools.
>>541247978Name a single good game with a top tier grappler
>>541247978They skew tournament data, which cuts into viewership and sales. Big bodies and zoners are objectively bad for the game.
I'll do you one bettername one single good fighting game that isn't Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
>>5412481522XKO literally saved fighting games.
>>541248152SoulCalibur 5
>>541248152blazblue centralfiction when no one is playing carl, es, or izanami
>>541247753im hoping for cooldowns and the unreasonable possibility of larger stages
>>541247949>that one guy Everyone with at least five braincells wants him dead
>>541248310if you lose to izanami you got gapped lil bro
>>541248146>They skew tournament data,lol what?>which cuts into viewership and sales.LOL WHAT??>Big bodies and zoners are objectively bad for the game.Like I said literally no arguments kek
>>541248152Bbcf amd mbaacc when nobody is playing the top tiers
>>541248152I hear that Street Fighter 4 is pretty good
>>541248310Mai makes low level unplayable. Mai makes high level miserable in 2025. Turns out we were wrong in 2017. She's still retarded at higher levels.
>>541247991You like spamming ultimate projectile and skipping neutral. Fuck off.
>>541248210>2XKOlmao>>541248234>SoulCalibur 5lmao>>541248310>blazblue centralfictionlmao>>541248441>Bbcf amd mbaacclmao>>541248454>Street Fighter 4lmao
>>541248152Guilty Gear Strive when no one is playing Unika or Aba
>>541248723It's part of the game.
>>541248152Liero
>>541248769So never, statistically.
>>541248152wonderful worldkarnov's revengeKoF98UMFEsoulcalibur 2 and 6chaos code
>>541248434Big bodies in pools fraud out wins against players who are capable of bringing in views, and therefore cuts into revenue. Remember, these events BARELY make a profit to begin with, and many operate at a loss. He was nerfed into the ground, not because he was a broken top tier monstrosity, but because the CPT didn't want this kind of character ruining pools and bracket after going through the trouble of seeding.
>>541248723Have tools is good lil modern fg bro
>>541248152Digimon Rumble Arena 2
Next poster raped by the 2nd image posted after this post
>>541248723the vast majority of the roster does not have a neutral skip.
>>541248152Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting
>>541249217why did she do it
>>541249015>Big bodies in pools fraud out wins against players who are capable of bringing in views, and therefore cuts into revenue.The most retarded post I've seen in the last 2 months award
djeeta... lost her mark...
>>541249217Yes please
The post before the post directly below this one gets spit roasted by Satyr and Djeeta
>>541248434Pic related is the tier list of the game. Sub 500 players is the state of the game. QED.
>>541249516
>>541249516You're not fooling anyone Kou.
Brick said Belial is currently downplayed
>>541249526I wish this got updated after the top 3 got buffed aaaaa
>"T-This is retarded"Of course the big body monkey can't figure out that his characters are bad for business.
>search for replays of bad matchups>barely anythingreally makes you think
>>541249641Someone needs to contact the dude who made it. I fear he's not on xitter though, he moved to the blue pedo den
>>541249526>2.1Into the trash it goes
>>541249526this is actually especially interesting when paired with the usage ratesyuel players really love losing
Medium bodies in pools fraud out wins against players who are capable of bringing in views, and therefore cuts into revenue.Smaller than average bodies in pools fraud out wins against players who are capable of bringing in views, and therefore cuts into revenue.
>>541249526Z-Zeta...?
Shut the fuck up, no one cares about your main, anon, you're carried and a fraud.
Love the shitter cope comfort chart
Who are you talking to?
>>541249836>Smaller than average bodies in pools fraud out wins against players who are capable of bringing in views, and therefore cuts into revenue.Factually correct, which is why they are almost always either banned or irredeemably shit.>"B-But Charlotta!"Why do you think that crown hurtbox is so big? If her crown were any smaller, she wouldn't even be in this game.
She's talking to me
>>541249963i know.
>>541249526number of players for each character
Me
Reminder that anyone saying the chart is pointless or useless is a 2B, Bubs, or Lancelot (prebuffs) player. You can confirm this based on the characters that show up in our lobbies/rooms/tournaments regularly.
>>541250164faxx
>>541250152B-but /gbvsg/ told me noone like Vane...
>>541250306No one does, he became top 6 so now everyone is a tier chasing whore playing him.
If Soriz is so good, then why does he keep jobbing in tournament play?
and also Vikala is high tier because I'm retarded
>Vikala is le bad kill yourself
>>541250428He really is Sin
>>541250551soriz players want womens smiles not chipotle trophies
>>541249637Downplayed? No. Slept on because 2B and Lowain are the current meta punching bags? Yes. Belial or Siegfried could win EVO France next weekend and no one would be surprised because they are still perceived as strong characters.
I luv 2B.
>>541250926This pic is extremely retarded. I like it.
How do Soriz players live knowing their 5U is like the shitty walmart bad copy of Vane's 5U?
>>541251084they took our 5u combo away from us except for the few situations it still works.
>>541251084uh huh... *installs into 25k effective hp*
>>541251084it's still a really good button that shits on a bunch of matchups and gives him 20k+ health
>>541251084They don't care and keep throwing out more plus moves instead
Please don’t nerf 2B before I get to gold master…
>>541250926I can look past murdering a cat but a 2B ship?Wubbly is dead
>>541251212There's a clip of Vane taking 60k worth of fatal damage from a Yuel, tard.
>>541251338if the yuel just continued for 20 more seconds she would have won....
>>541251338ok and? i'm 7.5 inches and thick
Wait, checking the chart author's pedosky was actually pretty interesting.I wasn't surprised by Soriz being high because he seemed to always show up uninvited to the top 5, even a long time agohttps://x.com/avaris_a/status/1802707015157842217https://x.com/avaris_a/status/1792319698987614435But what is really interesting is that I thought a single player could not distort the data in any meaningful way, but that's not true. If you remove the top Soriz guy, Soriz' overall winrate drops 3%. He is responsible for 7k out of the 52k games. That's mental. Of course, that's still 56.45% winrate.The author also plans to do another chart, but it seems he wants to fiddle with the methodology somehow.
>>541251305>2B gets nerfed>everyone switches to Wilnas and learns he's even easier to win withDoo eet nao before he gete nerfed in the Ilsa patch
>>541248152Bloody Roar 2
>>541251450APOLOGIZE.
looking forward to ilsa's OTG heelgrind hitgrab bros
>>541251450I TOLD you I was singlehandedly dragging yuel's winrates down
I hope Ilsa is not a fraud. I just want a character as strong/weak as Bubs.
>>541252129what the fuck am I looking at?
I alt tab during the opponent's combo to fuck him up.
>>541252490Belial cumming after reading Lucilius x Belial hardcore yaoi doujin drawn by Lunalu before getting stuck in interdimensional rift
>>541252638incredible
The stronger I become at this game the more I feel the urge to masturbate to full body futa masturbation futa on female female penetrated kissing while penetrated.
>>541252638makes sense
>>541252827wat
>>541252632understandable for narmaya, katalina, and lancelotanyway we need to nerf abel's combo length
>>541251679Why isn't Narmaya upset?
>>541252827relatable
>>541252827if ur gonna copy paste it atleast fix it
>>541252632Does that actually do anything or is it a placebo to give you a morale boost if he fucks up on his own?
>>541252109>not a fraud>as strong as bubsYou can only pick one
>>541253083It absolutely works.
>>541252827These were good tags, sloppanon had taste
How do you beat Soriz? What are the knowledge checks? I can handle 236x fairly consistently due to the animation tells, but I don't know how to handle 623 crushing me and 5U in general.
>>541253192She will have grenade, drones, goons and rekka
how come people get to press buttons when I run in but when the other guy runs in I just get counterhit for trying to press buttons and stop him
>>541252827Nice
>>541252945she's a shameless slut
>>541253718you're slow
Why are homotrannies getting uppity always during na hours?
are the homotrannies in the room with us?
im homotrans and eu tho
>>541253253Prove it
>>541254265Here >>541253889>>541252827
>>541254656I only see futaGODS?
>>541253265let me know if you find out
hmmm today I will try and 2H sandalphon
WARNING do not try to 2H sandalphon it makes mustard gas
If the entire joke is that Wilnas's cooking is all be charcoal and disgusting why did they make it look so good in his winscreen
>>541255697its a dream sequence
>>541255697That's not the joke. The joke is that he just kills you off his braindead moves.
>>541255795You're so mad
>>541255697He's not actually always bad with cooking, he's a chef in learning and SOMETIMES goes overboard with the heat. Usually the stories concerning his cooking will have a more professional chef assist and teach him unique ways of cooking, to which he's incredibly grateful.
>causes uncontrollable seethe
>>541255942God even his LORE is boring
>>541256050>joyous dragon looking to learn new things>learns from others and is grateful>"boring"You must not have a lot of friends.
>>541255991seethe originally meant boiling
>>541256151https://youtube.com/shorts/nKKhr8f0wYA?si=F2yhXPMStMkKkRwX
>>541256151That is the definition of boring. The definition of trans too.
>>541256325trannies can't cook
>>541256283his conflict is that he's supposed to fucking murder the singularity for being a danger to the balance of the world, but through exposure he learns he doesn't have to do that and places his faith in gran as an individualthen, bereft of purpose (as that was his reason for existing), he seeks out a new purpose, and struggles with it at first because it's a pursuit meant for mortals which is completely against his natureconflict doesn't have to mean fight
>>541256393then why does gorden ramsay look like male ellen degeneres
I'm so fucking sick of wanting to test things against this faggot angel but not owning himI hate this character so muchwhat clash level is his fucking lariat
>>541256641Crack the fucking game already, for fucks sake.>NOOOOOOOO BUT MY MORALSCyjews eat children and poison cats, shut the fuck up.
>>541256617>only now realize how cool a six dragon stage would've been>could've have the other dragons hanging out in the backgroundDamn, I wish they put out more content like that
Dragons are monsters, they shouldn't be happy and going around making friends and doing gay shit, they should be hoardikg treasure and fucking virgin princesses and fighting knights
I am SHARTING really bad right nowQuite explosiveYou know like BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPUgh here it comes again my SHAAAAARTING FAAAAARTS
>>541256803Godlike Vane gameplay, anon!
>>541256729Just creamapi the content already.Other than that,https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR/Sandalphonread the fucking numbers
>>541256462You guys told me the 6 dragons were all friendly and gay in this universe because the singularity of this universe was friendly and gay which changed their natures so they never actually wanted or had to kill graneeta
>>541256902I tried to read the numbers but they are wrong, unless gran's 214M isn't actually level 3 and is level 4 because gran's 214 is crushing my lariat
>>541256803Fascinating
>>541256803holy... vasGAWD
Messatsu for season 3
>>541257141>>541257141>>541257141
shant be looking at it
>>541257141hehehehehehe
>>541256968Graneeta sounds indian please refer to them as Djan from now on
>>541257141Abel's SSBA is arguably much better since it's so easy to combo into while maintaining the grab property.
>>541257609but their mom is indian...
>>541257619Fucking dumbass newfag. Leave and never come back. I'd rather this game die than interact with idiots like you.
Sorry, nier but i cant hold it in any longerCome here come here*holds niers head between my ass cheeks*ugh...HUUUgh..........BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHBGGHBHGBGVBVVBBGH
>>541257765I love you too *kiss*
why are you people like this
>>541257725no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>541256968They exist on this weird point where they enjoy the world, but are one bad event away from nuking it into oblivion if that would save it.They obviously attempt to work with Singularity first, after all the trials they went through, but other than that, they just do their own thing, with the only one taking themselves seriously being Lu Woh.Wilnas is going around cooking, having fun learning new things and punching what he needs to.Galleon is just existing and keeping the earth in balance, whilst also sleeping with Danchou.Wamdus spends most time either on the ship or at Stardust Town, hanging with the orphans, the retard, the former assassin turned doctor and the sibling eternals.Lu Woh, as stated is kinda just waiting till he's needed, reading in his spare time.Ewiyar literally just wants to live like a cat, getting fed and pampered all day. Legitimately the most likely to betray the six dragons simply to live like a cat. I think she literally pretended to be a cat and hung around the ship for like 2 years before they found out.Fediel goes around looking for 'dyads', to learn about life (as she embodies death) and is constantly making people uncomfortable because she's asking if people are fucking. She had a cute interaction with a baby though.Then there's also Orologia, who was keeping time together, practicing countless simulations acting as our Dad/Mother and when their brain went out of control, they are now on hospital leave, on a holiday on the ship.
>>541257896Damn, Vane is such a bad MU for Nier?
>>541257904Love you too
>>541258060why else do you think she'd name her noncanon daughter pajeeta?
>>541257896pvmping
>>541258121But im 27
someone post the indian granblue commercial
>>541253257>sloppaWhat the fuck do you mean sloppa?
whats going on in this thread
>>541258457MOMMY IM HUNGRY
>>541258457cumpig is a cutie and deserves danchou way more than the cowdid anyone else get disconnected and can no longer connect
>>541258671cow never cleaned up bikkys mess
At the end of the day we're all just living in Gran's Blue Fantasy
>>541258671Cow gives me milk, butter and cheese for free, unlike pig
>>541258953pig is free bacon which sweeps all those for free
>>541258953>butternigga we got LARD
I'll take dragon, if you dont mind
>>541259070Cow have A5 grading wagyu meat, checkmate
Cow print is gross and cow girls are a bad fetish
...goes back to milking a penis with my thick dick sucking lips
>>541258953>Cow gives me milk, butter and cheese for freeThat's quite literally milk 3 times
bacon is overrated af.Milk mogs
>>541255845Yes, I'm fucking mad. I'm sick of this braindead smash character. Get him out of here.
>>541259790i know you got the nastiest smelliest farts
>>541259790I went keto once and learned I dont actually like bacon if I have it more than rarely
>>541256968No, that's correctWe were initially warned by some faggot wyrm that the arrival of the 6 dragons would spell doom for the skies and he wouldn't shut up about it.The dragons then manifest and we end up fighting them as raid bosses. Their manifestation isn't "malicious" however and it's mostly just us smacking them so the skies don't flip over with demigods suddenly appearing and breaking everything.Shortly after the dragons settle down and take on mortal forms and abduct us before telling Gran they need to test him in order to determine if he's worthy of carrying the fate of the skies with Vee (the one that they're really after since Vee is a fragment of bahamut and with his power they can assume a state close enough to god and repair this fractured and partially broken world).Their tests are all ridiculous and non-offensive, like Fediel wanting to see a dyad date, wilnas challenging you to tow the fields on a custom made island, wam playing bored games, etc. Lu Woh on the other hand just outright tries to kill you because he thinks everyone else is playing around and unserious. Galleon in her trail instead cozy's up to Vee and convinces him being eaten by her would be best for Gran and so he does so.In the end they give up on the whole "eat Vee and become a god" and instead work around the broken skies because they actually like it and mortal life. In an alternate universe, the dragons are all assholes though and try destroying the world.
>deals 50% off chip damage alone>kills off one comboWilnas players deserve nothing less than a savage beating
seriously though I was sitting in ranked queue and now the game's throwing error 0120-2712 at me and the internet's solutions haven't fixed it
>>541260497dios mios... its overhttps://twitter.com/gbvs_official/status/1972957340019417286
>>541260375>since Vee is a fragment of bahamut YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS EXPLICITLY NOT THE CASE DESPITE IT BEING TOTALLY OBVIOUS AND THAT IT WAS STUPID
>>541260586KRAKABOOM
>>541259758And ice cream too
>>541260375is this why there is a doujin of vyrn being eaten and busting out of viras ass
>>541258083>Ewiyar literally just wants to live like a cat, getting fed and pampered all day. Legitimately the most likely to betray the six dragons simply to live like a cat. I think she literally pretended to be a cat and hung around the ship for like 2 years before they found out.so fucking basedand they say grub has bad writing
>>541260593I don't know who fed you that lie but it was always obvious Vee (pronounced Bee like Bahamut) was always connected to him if not a fragment of him. Even the latest story update finally decided to outright show us bahamut considered him a flashdrive and was going to eat and then send over a replacement vee for grandad afterwards.
based on memory so order is kinda loose but this was my experience playing ranked all season in EU
>>541260762And non-iced cream
kumbiwatweadmill
>>541260783You can't just write this and not provide a link
>>541261139kumbiwa... swaughtering house.
If Bahamut is the all powerful creator and destroyer of everything and has such a vested interest in the Singularity that he will not only travel with them at all times but literally manifest to shoot a laser because they asked him, how can any threat possibly be real
>>541261469https://nhentai.net/g/477630/too lazy to look it up on ehentai.
>>541260586I don't think it's that since I am up to date (on win10) but I'm getting other errors occasionally and some random person on the internet said it worked the next day and may have just somehow been an ISP thingso I guess I just get to hope it's that
>>541261506Bahamut is not all powerful and he is definitely not creator of all things, he lost to a bird and a mortal lmaoooo what a fucking fraud
>>541261693lol
>>541261705The 6 dragons are explicitly manifestations of the elements Bahamut used to create the world
>>541260497>>541260586Man, is that really it? I hope not.This does not affect me as the computer I use for stuff is win10 while the computer I use for vidya is win11, but if it were win11 I don't know what I would do. I love Granblue and it's pretty much the only game I've been playing for some time now, I want to say there's no way in Hell I'd upgrade to win11.I hope Jesus destroys India.
>>541261873i too am on 10 and hope not. havent played in a week though.
What the FUCK is a proto bahamut and why is he always in ribbon gimp gear
>>541261506>>541261705Bahamut is ''God'', his complete form is called ''The Omnipotent''.However, I think (actually read on gbfg) that the Japanese do not know what ''God'' and ''omnipotent'' means. That's why you can kill God
>>541262106Why are they so stupid??
>>541262070cuz its hot
>>541261506The one that we summon is nothing more than a clone made through lyria's power. The real one is always just shitting around in the skies away from everyone, but even then he's still only half of a whole god and gets btfo anyway by everyone.>>541261828He found free real-estate and built on top of it. The 6 dragons are the manifestations of the concepts that he envisioned we're necessary for a functioning (sky) world like the six elements and concepts of life/death but the world very much existed before him.
>>541262290>no tailWhy even bother
>>541262284lack of Jesus Christ
>finally watch the Brick tier list stream>he gets to Ferry>>>thinks she's low tier because you can roll her far buttons>downplays the loopable 50/50>completely ignores her 22U checkmates>insists the f.L hurtbox change was a big deal (it's not)>doesn't understand that she still effectively wins the round the moment she reaches an advantaged state>didn't think she was top 5 last patch when it was pretty much agreed on by the japanese community that she was top 2>not a single person in the chat tells him 214U f.H 236H is a sideswap off f.L and leaves her at +10Oh my lord this nigga and all his niggas are retarded
>>541262290what the fuck her skirt is belted
would you CLEAVE THE DIMENSION /gbvsg/?neither restarting my PC nor reinstalling the game fixed the random errors bros...anyone else on win10 getting errors?
>>541262776what kind of errors
>>541261693That one scene in MIB 3 and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>541262832just random Unable to access online features. errors whenever you connect to the networkdifferent error code every time
>>541262776thats my one and only bahamutchang>>541262776i will test for you
>>541261693This is the funniest shit I've seen all day
>>541258457save us pigguit's getting worse by the minute
>match instantly cancelled in casual 3 in a rowunbloque me fucker
>>541262776>anyone else on win10 getting errors?i could match and play my friend the mexican grimnir
>>541263717what the hell. I guess it's good that it's not a windows 10 obsolescence thingI was queueing just fine and then it just decided I don't get to anymoreguess I just have to hope it's a temporary ISP issue like this random reddit post claims
I'm in ranked right now its working for me
>>541264006there was one anon who could never play on his laptop for some reason seemingly out of nowhere.
>>541264128well if it's permanent I guess that's what I get for liking something, because I only have the one PCI went from a ranked match to fucking around in training mode queue to disconnected and random errors
>>541262776nigga just install win11
>>541264242strange enough im getting a lot of instant cancels tonight and the only people i see pop up at 250 ping. i also just got kicked to login.
>>541264242>well if it's permanentChill a bit, give it some time
>>541264128was that months ago? that may have been me and it was weird cause it was the most vanilla install of windows ever and it didnt work but ran fine on my main PC via enterprise version with tons of stuff manually disabled
>>541264476steam discussions have no mentions but there's one other mention of inability to connect on plebbit ~45 minutes agoso if you're getting errors now it might just be server issues
>>541264913i just realized why all my matches were 200+ ping and i have to wonder why i set my region to japan.
jee jeez lobbychums
What do you think the chances are of a season 3?With marvel coming out I don't really like the chances but granblue is still going pretty strong for such an old game.
>>541264020nigger
>>541265676were you trying to join the platform lobby the wrong way
>>541265927believe in victory
>>541265927In favor: would be weird to add new ranks 3 months before they kill the gameAgainst: the character select screen is almost full
>>541265695
>>541266018i dont think so. i remember setting it to europe like a week ago but i definitely set it back that night.
>>54126592750/50
>>541265927In favor: they have datamined a character after ilsa and it doesn't look like Siete so that's at least +2 more charactersAgainst: FKHR is fucking dead
>>541266469i think the best case for a third season is fukuhara genuinely seemed to have fun beating the shit out of people with versusia and had a smile on his face more than once.
>>541265927100%. Cygames wouldn't start pumping out EX characters this late if they didn't have plans to support the game further. We might even get another story update next year.
>>541265927I think everyone saying there'll be season 3 is a coper. Tokon took out director and the playercount seems too low to justify an entire new season of DLC
>>541265695GGs lobby
And I think the dude above me is either retarded or trolling, so there's no reason to argue with him
>>541265927Middle of the road chance wise, but I'd lean to say no. Both because I hate getting myself excited, but also I would love to be surprised by it happening.
everyone saying there won't be season 3 is a dirty stinky no-good bitchmade doomerthere's games getting like 4 or 5 seasons
My internet keep fucking out and it's going to give me a fucking aneurysmGranblue fantasy versus rising
I 66L 47 times in a row while screaming and drooling, one finally lands, their entire lifebar melts down, I winsimple as
>>541267219based zoiGOD
>>541267081same
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135729933
>>541267490nice slop. and yes i thought cag had a cock.
You wouldn't cum buckets to Djeeta
i love you guys
I would cum buckets to Narmaya thoughbeit
I can't hit confirm fucking anything.I have the reactions of a 90 year old
>>541268089main?
>>541268089play soriz
>>5412682132B
>>541268213Zoooi. Unless its some big hit at close range I never get my combo.
There are only 5 streams up for Rising on twitch right now...
>>541268612All me
>Unable to access online featuresSo it's actually over then
here
>>541268895Eat ze bug anon, do it now
>>541268895surely we have another anon on win10 that can check it
>>541268895>>541269058I can do it quick if my internet doesn't violently shit itself again, give me a sec.
i dont even have a reaction imagei just cant play the game anymorebye i guess
>>541269343works on my machine
>>541269246I can connect into the game and access the lobby just fine, I'd try a match but it's 4 am so I can't do that unless someone would be willing to join the lobby for a test.
>>541269058What's the problem? I've been running it fine on windows10 so far
>>541268895Works on my machine for now
I nearly bought the dlc characters until I realized I wouldn't actually want to play any of them.Bea could be fun I guess.
>>541269343come home granblue man
>>541269343i got in as a 10gawd
>>541269343Calm down, other people are getting in so it's likely not win10This game has shat itself randomly for other people before
>>541251450>If you remove the top Soriz guy, Soriz' overall winrate drops 3%. He is responsible for 7k out of the 52k games.I KNEEL
>>541269714your creampie?
I'd be more likely to believe it's a windows deprecation thing if the errors weren't randomit's probably just server fuckerythey better have it fixed by tomorrow...
>>541269979my Strive doesn't work either
>>541269465Got a match with an anon in the lobby, it worked just fine, I don't know what his issue is but I don't think it's W10.
>>541270159Well, at least you got something good out of it!
>>541270159grim...
>>541270159i never play strive but it took me 4+ minutes to get through and everything else is constantly repeating attempts at network connection
I'm watching untoten and just asking "why does he do it" over and over
>>541272021imagine yuel but shes smoking a crack pipe
I'm imagining Yool but she has her soles on my peanitz
>>541270193I think we just got lucky, anon. We might end up coming home to an error message tomorrow.ugh, on Friday night no less
>>541272501Whatever happen, happen. Regardless I'm not switching off 10 to 11, I said this before but if I'm forced to switch I'll be on Linux because I'm fucking sick and tired of MS's shit.Won't be anytime soon though.
I don't care personally. is win11 free?
>is it freehahahahahahahaha
>>541272453>Anon finds this exciting
>>541272694Yes, it is totally free, no strings attached...
>>541272764Dude spoiler that shit I just ougi'd
Transition xisters
Reminder that Grub runs extremely well on Steam OS.
>>541272694If you're prepared to endure M$ trying its absolute hardest to prolapse your bussy for decades to come, I suppose it is.
>>541272649I'm praying MS will pussy out on the eleventh hour. I don't really have a choice once security ends.
They got Gaba toohttps://x.com/FGC_Gaba/status/1973908870083777016
>>541272997Here in Yurop they were tardwrangled to extend security support for a year for free and three if you shell out.I'd also like to remind there's a whole bunch of madlad still on 7 to this day.
>>541272930I was really hoping it would work properly for desktops by the time the pajeet apocalypse fell on us
win 10 iot ltsc ends support in 2032
>>541273152Yea, and how does the average joe obtain that
>Hardware market is absolutely retarded>If your OS doesn't nuke it, you have to unfuck it>Devs just shit out unoptimized mess because of the ebin new "technologies" that's just generating fucking framesCursed ass timeline
>>541273117Just give in, drink the soi...
>>541273249>>>/g/106761131
>>541273429I dont get it
>>541273629neither do I
>>541272847tuxkart lobby when
I'm going to hold out that it's just server fuckery and wait until tomorrow to decide on downgrading to win11considering I went from playing ranked to getting errors within a few minutes and didn't even leave the game window I'll be surprised if it's actually a windows thing
Umm... you should only be using natively POSIX compliant operating systems......
>>541273907what the FUCK is posixspeakkida english
>>541273834That's the thing that make me think it's just their servers having a massive brainshart, literally nothing changed and it just started fucking with people on a moment notice.If there really was some dickery abound, either the game or their server would've updated, which we would know because that would've meant that we'd notice steam downloading, or then there would be a serve rmaintenace.Shit just doesn't make sense to me.
I hate being tech illiteratetechnology nowadays is way too fucking advanced and I don't enjoy studying it as a hobby
>>541273986actually they just filtered canada and only canada
>>541274030Wait I'm CanadianYou can't be serious
>>541274030based?Cygames enacts the day of the rake??????
>>541274030never fucking call me a canadian again you piece of shitdon't make me get my AR15
>>541274005I've been using computers for decades and if it doesn't have detailed instructions on what to do AND what does it do, I don't fuck with it, shit breaks too easily.Simple as.
goodbye canadians...
>>541274115>>541274124
>>541274124>doon't make me get my ey'err
>>541274287No... Bwick...
>>541274273>shit breaks too easily.My autistically smart Ivy League (I'm not even american) comp sci (or was it comp eng) friend >computers make no fucking senseI trust him
>>541274501I've deployed a flock of bald eagles that will descend upon your location within 5 minutesyou'd best secure your pots and pans if you don't want to learn what "freedom rings" really means
did you try turning it off and back on?
On a serious note to the people with connection issues: have you actually UPDATED windows 10. I don't mean install 11. I mean do you actually install the normal updates. A few years ago a game I played had a similar issue where windows had updated some security certificate or setting that completely broke connectivity for half the players who weren't actually updating their pc. No idea if this is applicable here or not but maybe they actually meant update as in update.
>>541274708I haven't had an update for a whole month.
https://youtu.be/VCXd8loIoSU?list=PLvh3xccRzigGXzMGFG-CNZQ_AWoy-6yNo&t=260untoten what the FUCK are you doing>>541274645I did. I also reinstalled the game and deleted the local appdata folder. no change>>541274708I also did this, yes, and it didn't helpso either it's a very bizarre server thing (possibly on arcsys's end since supposedly str*ve is also getting this) or the end has, in fact, come early
its because... granblue and strive are 60% off... trust the plan its just japanese servers dying.
>>5412748252XKO had a bug that locked me into into upbackMaybe he got that
>>541274825Untoten being a silly fox as usual.
Nothing to it but wait I guess. It'd suck massive fucking dicks if it really was a W10 thing though, I knew it'd be coming eventually but not right the fuck now.This isn't even planned obsolscence by now it's straight up forced.
>>541274972>This isn't even planned obsolscence by now it's straight up forced.I really wanted to say I could not see this going well because a lot of people are still on win10 and I doubt that if they wanted to upgrade they would have not already done it, so it's not like forcing them would make them happyBut people are literally cattle (including me) so...
Lord Gaben please finish valve OS and save us from W11
>don't downgrade your OS>money stolen
>>541275116>>541275156only 32% of steam users are on w10... its ogre brehs
>>541275156Please discuss why Gaben can never get anything done in a reasonable time frame in this thread;>>541275373>>541275373>>541275373
>>541251679>all the female gbvs cast at the time of Soriz's addition>except Charlotta
