Previous: >>541414717>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Fuji wife.
Proof of concept for Pace Narita. Overtake on the corner, activate unique that gives you carryover, activate plancha, win. I'm not sure if i wanna grind for it though,.getting all the hints + ura procs for stamina to beat career + stupid agemasen gold skill from Fine Motion is annoying.
I thought you were dead, /uma/
FUCKING MILE S
It's ok danchud, you can kick the slackers, club is serious business now, people need to at least play the game
So many anons leaving clubs after the month changed and last online 1275 days ago...
Starting the thread with a good one
Tamamo Cross is so sick in the animeOutside of it she's kinda...
>>541440307this is my first time making a thread......interest is lost....
>>541440167Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
I know who has the best umanko
>https://rentry.org/umaglobal has dead linksnyo... we lost the guy maintaining that page...
Pic related makes me want to get one of those Honse plushies
is the goldship event card even good?im 100k points off and i dont feel like playing today
How can I improve this? My Sweep Tosho is lvl 40. Maybe 3 Speed, 2 Power and 1 Wit? My other two mlb Power cards are Bourbon and Biwa.
The tightest and most powerful umanko
just beat a pigu falco in a room ladsI think it's the first time I've seen one lose actually
>>541440435Those tanooki umas have such deep lore. Everytime I click one of their videos I'm left wide-eyed at all of the injokes I cannot hope to comprehend.
>>541440536No but it's tradeable for A MONTH'S WORTH OF RAINBOW CLEATS and it can be yours for 6-7 RUNS assuming you whore EP bonuses
>>541440536No
This is my fifth hard pity bingo this event. I swear this shit is rigged
>>541440592What uma?
Shorts and spats should be banned from g1 outfits. Leotards and bloomers only.
>>541440228Wife
HOW THE FUCK YOU BUILD A LATE SURGERthis piece of shit gets blocked every single timeinb4>your wit reps brouh-huh, get 500 wit in the junior year without whaling I DARE YOU
>>541440764>late gamblers involve gamblingwow
CM4 is such a pain to get the stats for, goddamn
Is she good for anything at all?Bitch also spoiled me because the archive showed a ! before even finishing the pullThere was the lag too but whatever now I know for next time to cover upLiterally what I wanted the least out of everyone, how boring
>>541440768by me
>>541440764wait for the update that adds the mechanic where umas spread out at last spurtgood luck
how will they punish me for this
>get fantasy grass wonder>excited to train a super strong rare uma>career time>B aptitude for medium>immediately has to compete in the japanese derby and other hard medium races>show up with ridiculous stats and still cant place in 1st no matter whatjesus christ. Is there some trick to this? Should I just be running her in front even though her unique doesn't work there?
>>541440764Your nimble navigator?Your setting to front for career?
Digitan LOVE
>>541440846deck?
>>541440853Good breasts and thigh window, and also BNW sovl team compositions.
Good evening, it's me again. Still need your suggestions for our divegrass team, send them here: https://forms.gle/sKjiSGmFQycnj8CT8So far got two decent suggestions for a global rep, Gaslight Dancer as a replacement for the hors, and Chrono as a Keiba Onna since both threads seem to love her. And some small edits like renaming Neicha to EVIL and more, we'll figure those out later. But feel free to tell me if you have any other suggestions.
>>541440924you need just 10% more speed than usual
I wish inspo was always like this
>>541440691Make that 6 cuz why fucking not
>>541440846>wasting time building cm4 aces when new career has 100 extra stats
>>541441035why is biwa obsessed with the BNWO?
>>541440985
>>541440916>sleep deprived>slacker>infirmary fail>0 rainbows in summer>sleep deprived (night owl)>fail 4% training
wtf is with umas pretending they are weak anime girls>"uwaaah! i have these heavy shopping bags! i cant carry them!"bitch you are a horseyou can bench cars
Time for goo goo babies
>>541440446The lucky orange one?
>>541441121>new career when cm4 is already on the scheduleat best it will have 1 day overlap with finals again
Go away Teio
Is danchou and club member romance allowed?
>>541440374mods, give this man an account suspension until 2070.
>>541440663True, I saw few videos they are cute but it's hard to be invested.
>>541440916I got three ura sparks and the game rewarded me by night owl migraine and 2 failed infirmary
>>541441121Aoharu doesn't have higher stat caps than URA until they buff old scenarios during Grand Live.
what do the [n]s mean....
>>541440285>overtake on the corneri've been trying to do that with pace currenchang but this is unlikely as heck
>>541441364Wrongly formatted line breaks [/n]
>>541441227yes
Why is my new club not in A+?
What the fuck is going on
>>541441364
>>541441341it's Unity Cup now WEEB
>>541441423My pasa does it often. She'd be unstoppable if she had THH.
>>541440285plancha is much weaker when inherited so I wouldn't count on it carrying you to the finish line maybe I'd add a homestretch haste or another final spurt skill
>>541440764lol fov and savvy
>>541441489sorry i got lazy yesterdaytoday toonot feeling it
THATS RIGHTTHIS IS THE GLOBAL THREADWE DONT SPEAK IN ENGLISH HERE
>3 borrow runs >1 failed >2 petered out on rainbowsWelp, on to tomorrow.
>>541441525AGAIN
>>541441341>said they'll start speeding up updates>literally started fast tracking carrot rewards>noooooo they won't speed up anything else
ok what skills am i looking for on a seiun parent for cm4, still the same groundwork and greens?
>>541441641This is not what I was promisedDanchouDANCHOUDO SOMETHING
>>541440167
eat your breakfast
>>541440692Seiun Sky.
>>541442014Do whatever you want.
>>541442014Twin Turbo's donut
I can rely on this Wodka right? What other Uma should I aim for, for CM3? This is all I got right now
>>541442130you can't rely on that Vodkabut you can gamble on her
>>541442130Bro... your furious feat and on your left?
>>541441978So lewd...
how much longer...
>>541442130>no red shift>no shooting for victory>no condor's fury>no on your left>no furious featbwo......
>>541442130Why is your vodka not pot5?
>>541441978>only 1st and 2nd from 2 qualifying races get inis there only 4 horses that race??
>>5414422923 more days gyaru browe shall rise
>flatliners that dancho didn't kick proceed to... immediately flatline
BRO YOUR BRO YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HWUUHHH? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR HUUUUUUH? BRO??? HUH??? WHAT? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR BRO? HWUHHH? HUH? BRO YOUR BRO???? WHAT???? HAAAAH? HUUUHHH? BRO???? HUH? BRO YOUR HUH? YOUR BRO HWUHH?? WHAT YOUR BRO?? HUH?? HWUHH?? BRO YOUR BRO BRO HWUHH YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HWUUHHH? BRO YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HUUUUUUH? BRO??? HUH??? WHAT? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR BRO? WHAT? HWUHHH? HUH? BRO YOUR BRO???? WHAT???? HAAAAH? HUUUHHH? WHAT BRO???? HUH? BRO WHAT YOUR HUH? YOUR BRO ARRGGGHHH HWUHH?? WHAT YOUR BRO?? HUH?? HWUHH?? BRO YOUR-
Is Acceleration (the skill) good for late surgers?
>>541442446bwo your post...?
>>541442446bro your point?
>>541442130If you're not bringing gold accels, it's better to sacrifice some power for wit
>>541441323>allowedIt's encouraged!
Teio CUTE
>>541442446spechud...
>>541442292>>541442402YOU AND ME BOTH BWOS
FAT head blocking the map
Bros...
wet conditions double circle vs outer swellplease help me choose
>>541442446this was special CHUD melty irl when he saw grass wonder with a boner
Gyaru SEX
>>541442715edited image, this is the real one
>>541442353The Futurity Stakes banners or whatever it is on the 2nd page of the pot5 reqs.
>>541441464i never considered matikane feet in her socks until this moment...
>>541442780post your other skills. Outer really wants other corner skills, so you are able to overtake
Mile sucksCan we go back to Medium and Long already?
>>541442780if you don't have high hint discount greens aren't worth the extra 20 for 100 points
>>541442925mediums/longs are the most common
>>541442832
>Todays run>Nightowl>Low energy restSorry danchou Im not gonna train anymore umas until the next reset
>random parent run>get this>no good sparksThis game really vacuums the fun out of things.
>>541442386bwo, your reading comprehension?
God damn, class 6 retention line is getting crazy now bwos...
>>541442780>should I be consistent or gamble>on the gambling racing style
>>541442446I want to spank this uma until they cry
>>541443009
>>541442386no? those 4 have guaranteed spots while others who want to run it are ranked by some criteria, probably money earned and those who have the most get in
>>541442875I have on your left, furious feat, emperor and pump some ironI'm actually hesitating between two setups nowprofessor of curvature + wet conditionsVS outer swell + homestrecth haste + wet conditionswet is at 40% discount that's why it seems appropriate to me
>first A+ rank and it's kind of a messgetting good hints out of golshi can be frustrating sometimes
New Nippon Prime Ministress is a horse racing fan.What does this mean for Uma?
>>541443353professor is probably not enough to trigger outer swell because other lates have late/mile corners and professor.
>>541443091>parent run>two unique skills>1200 speed>gold maestro, curvature. and useless in body and mind>triple A rank distance typesdid you post the wrong image or are you just retarded?
>>541443353curvature is shit. never take it on Late
>>541443360>lvl6i fuarking KNEEL
I need a club guys... one with a B+ at least...
>>541443489why are you so mad? you see kinda dumb.
>skipping 2 turns summer to race for unobtained trophy caratsI feel filthy...
>>541443098that's all that's written therei don't know how qualifying works normally for a JRA racethat info isn't on this wiki entry
>>541441489Namedrop them
>>541443465I can't afford professor and swell anywayshould I still take swell + homestrecth then? don't have a lot of other options, game refused to give me late/mile corners or anything. other option is position pilfer with no discount
>>541440228my paizuri queen
>start hishi career>assume she will be a genki tomboy gyaru>shes literally a mother to my childrenwhat the fuck bros
But I was told horses can't burp or vomit
Aw, man. What a tease. Could have been good if I got Groundwork.
>>541441723I somehow managed to create this monster, how well would it fare in CM4?
I have won.
GrASS Wonder…
>>541443910Your swell won't trigger. You don't have speed skills to actually overtake someone on the corner.
seiun you are such a fucking tease
Golshi gives the best paizuri when she feels like it
God I hate doing Rudolf careers. It's always a gamble with this bitch no matter how good the parents or the support cards I bring. And her puns suck ass. FUUUUUUUUUCK.
>>541444194even with 1200 spd and power + mile s? i wont find even one random retard to overtake on the final corner due to their lower stats?
you lying motherfuckersyou told me spe was vanillashe's moody as shit then takes me to her house in the province by the end of her career
Simple guide to winning career as a late surger!
>>541444142Too much stam, speed not capped, str could be a bit better and lacking in accel skills. It's okay, but will lose against optimised honses.Hanshin - Turf 2200 m - Medium - Clockwise - Firm - Summer - Sunny
>>541443091>uniques you can't inherit>throws in gourmand and maestro>"""parent""" runLOL
>>541440361LOOK MOM IM IN THE PHOTO. I'm the orange line going straight up. Tomorrow I'll be even higher! My goal is to catch up with #1 in the club
So... is this thing any good?
>>541444062I bet the room stinks
>>541444578nope but you get the events now in the archive
>>541444445That's not how speed stat works, no. Speed stat is irrelevant at that point, only wit and skills matter.
>>541444545How is too much stam bad?
>>541443091It's okay anon, you made a mistake but it's not the end. Ignore the bullies.
>>541444660Why would you think Golshi stinks?
>>541444580You're still representing Tracen academy even during your free time. Watch what you're doing in public, Trainer-san.
post something cute
>>541444691Because it's too much for racetrack, even if we account for deboofs. And it's bad because you could have invested these into other, more pressing areas.
>>541444691It doesn't hinder you but it's more that you could've invested more into speed and power.
>>541444578That "thing" has a name.
>>541444807>cuteShe just kidnapped her tho
>>541444676I assumed there was an element of randomness to passing abilityIsn't it possible to just randomly pass another uma on the final corner? being positioned towards the back should make it more likely to happen, even with no skills
>>541444807
>>541444860Umamusume A? I noticed that she likes being a groupie around Golden Generation. What's her lore?
>>541444824>>541444845Got it, the reason why I got stam too high is because I got non-stop double rainbows in stam and Taishin refused to get the fuck out of guts training
*rapes you*
>>541440361>danchud sets a 3 day login rule to weed out inactives>they now login without playing the game to get around ittotal flat***ers death
>>541445005There is randomness to speed, depending on wit, yes. But to overtake on a corner, you need much, much more velocity, because you are trying to cross a bigger distance. Overtaking on a straight is much easier e.g.
>>541444860Fine. Is this Thing Halo any good?
>speed stat is irrelevant, only skills matter>skill description: increase target SPEEDthis game makes no sense
>>541444774She always sweats
>>541445265speed stat only affects your max speed in the final spurtmid-race skills can boost your max speed during mid-racenot that hard to get anon tbdesu
A good roommate making sure she’s all bandaged up
>>541445265Speed stat only matters for the final leg. Your target speed for 2/3rds of the race is determined by wit.
>>541445185So at this point am I better off with professor of curvature? It's that or homestretch hasteunless triumphant pulse is worth buying but it's supposedly nearly useless on late surgers as far as I understand
does fantasy pasa have a different casual outfit than normal pasa? or is she always wearing fantasy clothes?not sure if i should roll or not
>>541443734nta but it works like this>do you want to run in this race?>do you meet the requirements(age, gender, etc.)?>did you win enough prize money to be in top (max number of horses that can run) of the horses that want to run this race?+ you get a spot if you have won a specific race beforethat's about it, to my understanding basically all countries do it like that
>>541445428Sniff sniff
>>541445380do mid race accel skills do the same thing then?
>>541445618no :)
>>541445592Thanks Keiba anon
>>541445618why would you want to boost your aceleration during the mid-race
>>541445653what do they do then???
>lost 2 from the last batchKilling myself
>>541444807Arcbros… we’re gonna make it
>>541445146Ok runt
>>541445767Increases how fast you go to your max speed. It's only relevant at the start and at the spurt.
>>541445749for goldshit's anchors away
>>541445768Spe looks annoyed
>>541440619why is she like this
You DO realize I'm your trainer, right?
>build triple front team with groundworks and midrace skills with all stat requirements>team always loses because some faggot can throw bare minimum blocker in the lobby and ruin it
First rate hitter
>>541445749I don't know, ask the game
>>541445940clearly your power isnt high enough
>>541445864no, you are her trial husband
>>541445908wtf!
>>541445964MLB Halo....
>>541445092>>541445550bros...
>>541446115Bro went to irl Hopeful stakes
>>541445618There are only 2 scenarios where midrace accel matters: when your uma gains higher target speed when attempting to overtake, or when your uma gains higher target speed when speed skills proc (this 2nd part is what makes Falco's unique so strong for keeping the lead on the first straight).
>>541446115>visit Qatar I’m good senpai
>>541445167Our Dancho has been waffling about that rule. Gave the guy with 12M fans many many chances but is thinking of kicking the guys with over 100M. I don't wanna bail but it is seeming more and more likely a possibility.
>>541446115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NNSQ48KM_gHow long till it starts? Is there a countdown?
>>541446417no countdownabout 20 hours
>>541440654Natie the next day after you told her delinquent gyarumas are your type
>>541445964>posting slop
>>541446362In fairness, total fan count does not matter if nigga is flatlining. I have a 100M guy in my club that gets less fans than a 30M shitter.
>>541446417It’s tomorrow at 10am EST
>>541445940your escape artist bwo?
>>541441218us? she and who else?
>>541445974clearly you want this to proc 0.0000001s right before the spurt so that it can carry over(i fucking took this on my ace)
Can I just schedule all the important races in one go?
>>541446767you will be able to in the future iirc
>>541446640will it be streamed? if so, where?
>>541446640She can relieve herself in my mouth
>>541445848Titty Derangement Syndrome
>>541445167>>541440361>>541442407Everyone is arleady burnt out They demanded to Aoharu to be released before farming fans again
>>541445964it's stated if other umas practice different sports? like boxing or ufc?
>>541446936It’s being shown in America on FOX sports but I’m not sure about elsewhere
>>541447019
>>541447071flatzuka is so damn hot
Japan has no shot tomorrow. They got FUCKED on the starting gate drawing and they made it nice and easy for Minnie Hauk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Adx4-NV2U&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3DAnyone want to watch a FORTY MINUTE VIDEO on something in 3 days?
>>541447053WIFE
Why is Tact so fucking cute?
>>541446994I don't cate if they're burnout, don't fuck with my carats income!
>>541447019there is an event in someone's career with two uma doing mma iirc
>>541447291Everyone's wife (whore).
I think the game deliberately loves giving me 0 hints during inspirations, i knows i tilt at this so it does this to me every run now
so close to perfection but i guess the skills ultimately sucked
>>541446965You’re a good man
>have 4 speed cards>barely any +1 rainbowFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>541447368I meant in a professional way
>hmmm I should buy firm conditions, most runs are firm anyway>every race after buying it has been good, soft, heavy
>>541446994>Everyone*The weak
>>541447287hmmmm... nyo
Address me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-W5pYkJ2GAovr HERO Gaslight dancer will gaslight his (probably) last dance about 3 hours from now.
>>541444187ook ook eek
>>541447531aston martin
>>541447493I am pretty sure the two uma in that event were professionals, just NPC uma
>>541447420>that stainTact bros... don't tell me you are into scat...
Did you finish in your grass wonder ace?
>>5414475317658 Ugly StreetHideousville, TX 76568
ehh sure
>>541447648>scatThat’s squirt
>>541447539sorry anon I only watch horses that has a chance to appear in the game
>>541446962i wanna kiss her forehead
>>541447683No i've been making Vodka runs and decided to run grass today and its been a terrible fucking run
>>541447229if they can't overcome insurmountable odds then they don't deserve to win
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
Angry boy love
Mayano Top Gun molested me.
This game is such a needlessly awful timesink.
>Etsuko put out a smear piece on my traineewhat the FUCK
Rewarded for rolling for boyfag paizuri
>>541447967Air Shakur is UGLY!
>>541447984I taught her that
honse with a gun
>>541447683After realizing Grass had more mood downs than other available aces I gave up. I'll just run my TT pasa and get my participation rewards.
What pets does Uma own? I own cats that I let go outside because I like seeing them hunt birds, lizards and mice.
https://youtu.be/zgSSCLNyGEg?si=2Re9PsxPsoILKK5Mit kinda looks even better with dancers with human proportions
>>541448073What the - how did that happen??
>>541447967why did they add a rat girl to uma musume
>>541448167A human male called trainer
Oh damn Oh DAMNI was just trying to get those special missions done Now I'll be getting a whole other special mission done
>>541448323To balance out the cows, dogs, cats and donkeys.
>>541448167Wow you're awful no wonder you play this game. Hope your cat doesn't suffer from being allowed to roam
>w-w-what do you mean no dick tonight!?!?!!
>>541448374Suffer how? Cats like being outside and there are no Haitians or Chinese that will try to eat my cat here
erm why is our rank dropping so much from last month?
>take tazuna off the deck>runs become increasingly worseAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESAVE ME GREEN WOMAN
>I want your cum right here, torena san
>he reached ze second semester of senior year?>release ze double mood down events and slow metabolism
>>541447996
>>541448542you're supposed to keep your cat locked in a cage 24/7, cut his balls off and remove his claws actually. that's just being a responsible pet owner.
why don't you focus on SUCXKING MY DICK
I told you globaltards were not going to last even 4 months. The funniest part is that they keep asking for freebies when they know this game isn't for them. Laughing out loud.
>>541448648haha good one falcon but you know as your number one fan I couldn't possibly ever see you in a sexual light
>>541447420>>541447648Uma delicia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>541448907>chubby Daiwai think i have couvid
>>541448739Don't forget vaxmaxxing it
>>541448092Nobody says this
>do one throwaway ace run after a hundred failed parent runs>get thisAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHYUGIASYGUASDGYFHUIGIHUPASDFHOJBSDGHJOI{SDHGIO){PJSDOFG{PL
Is there a limit to how many ults I should take?
>>541448976i would go for the easy fuck in belno over oguri if i were kitahara desu
>>541448012That's why Im going all in on Summer Maruzensky, if I dont get her Im dropping the game. Its just too much for me and we havent reached MANT yet.I dont even know how Japanese can play this game for 2 or more hours everyday
All the JP horses are going to lose at L'Arc. No hope, give up now.
>>541447836MY DOG>>541448323>>541449090>Like shark girls>Like short haired girls>Something about her tho turns me offI think It's the piercings above the brow
Wait, it's not even a french gun
Most homosexual post of the year
>>541449117>exactly 600 stamina>two useless grandparentsFUCK MY LIFE HANAMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>541440187MY RIBS
Anyone know the website that streamers use to find parents?I mean the one that crawls clubs, not uma-global.pure-db.com
>>541449301Deep voice anime Golshi is indeed superior though
>>541449428https://chronogenesis.net/
>>541449301I can beat that. *ahem* I like Symboli Rudolf!
>>541449474Thanks, senpai
>>541440764You set them to pace until you get good navigation skills. A lot of late surgers have pace or end closers on them. They perform their best when there isn't a mob of npcs in the race.
>>541447683I have some halfway decent ones but nothing insane, I think I'll do a few more runs and see if I can make a good one before the cutoffs
>>541449335it's not that bad it can be used as grandparent, that ura 2* + 3* stam is pretty nice
Golshi's childhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCMDVYuFlWc
>>541440764Just let them front runner and rawdog the races thru stats
soon..
>>541448331I am not a pet..
>>541449117I usually consider myself a rational person but this spark shit got be believing in the desire sensor
>>541440536>i dont feel like playing todaydanchode, kick this man
cm3 rooms doko
CM3 is upon us /uma/. Are your aces ready?
Gentildonna has some really big boobs
>>541440558cute bro
>>541450127nope
>>541450062I must be blind because I can't hear anything.
>>541450062anon.............
>>541449224But the piercings are (one of) the best parts about her imoIf it was up to me I'd give her a tongue and collarbone piercing as well
>>541450170Some of the biggest.
>>541450127I have other experiments to do so I'm skipping CM
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>541450062I must be deaf because I cant see anything.
What's good to pull for right now? Is Kitasan Black still good? I think I only ever pulled for her and didn't bother with anything else. Should I try to pull more copies of her? I have 12000 carrot things saved.
>>541446115Surely this is a sign, right bros?
>>541450091
Don't worry danchou, you can count on me
>perfect junior and classic year>crashes on seniorWhy do things turn out like this more often than notFucking hell
>>541450228>he can't play songs in his headcan you also not rotate the apple?
https://streamable.com/18lnfdDid my Grass get promoted to pace here or somethingShe beat a Falcon with maxed spd/power and a Grass with max spd/power without activating pumping iron, on your left, furious feat, or THH
Oguri Pethttps://x.com/bnuyrabbit/status/1974437304015237624?s=46
>>541449301she has a more delinquent vibe in the anime that I wish they had kept for the game
>>541450309Half anniversary will give you one SSR uncap ticket and one SSR picker you can MLB your Kitasan with, which you'll probably want to do. The next decent support banner is the Riko/Rice banner, since your life in the next scenario will be simpler if you can field at least a MLB R Riko, or, ideally, a SSR Riko with a bit of LB. If you've only rolled on Kitasan so far, rolling on that will also be nice to upgrade your SRs a bit.
>>541447369lol
SOON
>>541450460How is your wit? Those sudden spikes is her passing every wit check.
>>541450305Why does Doto have big boobs? Does the IRL horse have a massive horsecock or something
>>541450091>>541450347I love granny so much…
>>541450062>that file nameannyon...
I FUCKING LOVE MAYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>541449274well... first gen of VHS visually looked like a copy of Famas, and VHS-2 vent through the trials with French army... So it's a long shot, but still weird.
>>541450460I don't understand this game, man. Did your Grass proc ANY accel skills?
>love Scarlet>praise Scarlet >post pictures of Scarlet>retweet pictures of Scarlet>write fanfics of Scarlet>astroturf Scarlet everywhere>dream of fucking TachyonWhy is this happening
>>541450127my aces completely suck despite having decent skills and good stats on paper, it is what it is i'm focusing on parents for cm4 now
>>541450557nta, do you get the ssr uncap ticket and ssr picker from the quests or something?
>>541450635>netflixI thought this was Amazon Prime?
shut up shut up shut up
>>541450803Sex with these two
>>541450641>>541450742She's dumber than my El who failed to proc groundwork with 840 wit
I CANT HEAR YOU IM BLIND
>train pasa as pace instead of front>immediately start winning roomsI've been foiled again by mr dancer....
>>541446587At least its cute slop. More than half the other stuff lately in this thread has been revolting.
>>541450460
>>541447330She drinks the blood of her bear victims to stay young.
>>541448167three dogs and a pair of lovebirds
>>541449301Betting all my organs and balls and life savings that was made by a faggot or a woman
Nice, now I only need to grind one parent for every cup from now on
highroll wit during middle leg of the race got her 5-6L gap between the other late surgers which was enough to offset the lack of accelfalcon didn't proc accel or didn't have itnow it's just a game of late surger spd modifier vs front runner spd modifiers
>>541450973Uhhh powerfags?
>>541450648no, the RoB artist that designed her just loves huge tits, see Hekate for another example
Would allowing players to borrow their friends' parents without the three time restriction negatively affect the Uma Musume experience?
>>541450127CM3 is today?????
>>541448167I used to have a rabbitI have a dog now
>Summer 2 starts>rainbows immediately dry up>any rest after summer is a sleep deprivedThis is every career so its not rng
>>541451001Her smile brings me to my knees
>>541450263I'm fine with piercings, but there is obviously a limit. Hers just feel off, not sure why. It's a me thing obviously.
>>541450803it's okay i fucked up a few times when i first started too
Not so fast!
>>541449786Cursed bloodline
I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower I need Rice Shower
>>541450789Half Anni has the picker as a mission reward, shortly after that they implement the crystal system where you can slowly collect uncap crystals from events, and at the launch of that system they handed out an one full SSR and one SR uncap crystal for free.
>>541440167Why didnt the anime get Maya more active roles screentime, she's probably one of the most popular umas in the game.
>>541451325Taimanin Hayahide?
>>541448167Pets? What pets? I don't own any pets? You are crazy. I don't even know what a bird looks like. I have bird blindness.
>>541451303anon the great fuck up
>>541450170*THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
>>541451303which one of these two would you have sex with
>>541451429She was Teio's tulpa
Glad I won CM1, now that the casual players has quit I'll never win again.
>>541450803>>541451303oh they fixed the hands for this one
>>541451471My god
>almost cm3>posting has slowed down>nobody hosting rooms anymoreowari da
>>541450127If I win, I winIf I lose, I lose
you know what time it is? Lunch time. It has to be!
>>541451471the swinging maestro
>>541451397Interesting as I thought it was just some carat event and the paid banners. Thanks, I'll have to take this into account when looking at my own supports.
>>541451629whirt t-shirt means virgin btw
>>541451661*inhales*
>>541451683
I HAVE MY FIRST STAM SPARK I HAVE MY FIRST STAM SPARK LETS FUCKING GO AAAAAAAAAAAA>the only other sparks I had before that were speed and fucking wit
Taiki has a really neat and conservative casual clothes
>>541451813Why is there a weird dino nuggie in there
>>541451815>bad red>no good whitestry again
>>541451745Do not inhale
>>541451397I was thinking about this as I also have a 2LB Kita and a huge stash of carats. I was contemplating using 1 on my Kita and 1 on my 1LB Creek then rolling for Kita since I'd only need 1 copy. I should DMOR to figure out how important that Rice/Riko thing is.
need el paizuri
Please give me your honest opinion on this Uma?
>>541451813Now just put 9/11 in the background and its perfect.
>>541451397>2LB CreekWait so I can use the selector on Supercreek and Uncap supercreek and MLB her?Is it good to MLB creek or 2LB enough
>>541451326his bloodline will keep the sport interesting half the fun is when weird shit happens and the wide distribution of Golshi genes will ensure that weird shit will continue to happen
becoming clearer and clearer that I'm just throwing my trials team into the CM
>>541451948Short answer: Wife
The dog
>>541452065Creek will be used for years. After I mlb kita, creek is next.
>>541451948Pervert weirdo!!! Probably not even a horse!!!! Probably smells too!!!!
>>541452065mlb is good but just having her is probably enough, its really just starting friendship at 3lb and mlb
>>541451739Take that back
>>541452065You could do that, but creek is rarely ran next scenario, since Riko event force feed you enough stamina to forgo dedicated outside of long distances for the most part, and the new Rice is the most commonly borrowed card and provides Maestro. After Aoharu she's more commonly used again.
>>5414520653->4LB looks marginal with just an extra 15 init friend gauge as the highlight. If you already have MLB Kita go for it else I wold blow the whole load on Creek.
>>541448334>got 2nd in finaleGoddammitShe didn't have any skills since I was just pumping power trainings and basic dirt races, so she had just hit 600/600/800/300/300 in time for the last race, but three tries and three late starts and that's all she wroteAt least she wasn't dead last in Arima Kinen, that was some progress
>>541451948LOVE
>>541449335Hey, better than me.>Only 3* blue ever war from an urara after 200+ runs>Decide to run pasa with a different 1* urara for dirt, just for fun.>Fast learner>Rainbows everywhere>First non-witmax A+, first non-urara 3* blue, 10 white sparks.>grandparents are urara and another random crappy uma>white sparks are all over the place because there wasn't any real plan.Oh well.My next 3* blue (and only 9* blue) was also another random run with crap affinity and only 1 white. Haven't hit another 3* blue since.
>>541451948Digital has a very specific demographic because she built to mirror them. Whenever I see long paragraphs with Digi. I try to read it in her voice. Or imagine a woman in her late 20's trying to kill me with her mind because I spoke unholy texts upon her fan fiction kingdom.
>>541452256Any SR to focus on if Im not pulling for cards anytime soon?My Amazon Helios Halo Flower are LB1My Taishin LB2My Flash LB3Thanks in advance
I'm out of energy. nyoo...
>>541451909/ss/ with Dantsu..
>>541452473>67 guaranteed stamina from just the R cardDamn that's nuts. I see now why everyone is harping over this Riko/Rice thing now. Hopefully we get those 100 free pulls.
>>541452909>have over 2k coinsI really wish they'd implement an auto spin So lame that you have to do each and every spin manually
I've El Condor Plateaued, I just can't get a good run going with her.
fuck nature
>>541452858Amazon, Helios, and Halo are really good sr's
>>541453047Surely you can pasa the test though.
>>541453026Clearly a misunderstanding as Teio is my wife
>>541450460She just got rushed mid race. Also, Falcon didn't activate angling.
>>541448976This just transported me back to 2007 wow
>>541453026She acts like that yet her mood goes up when I plow tazuna. Curious!
Is Innate experience any good?
>>541452998It's actually 100+ per run with her non-outing events added in, and up to 30 starting stamina on the SSR on top of that. With stamina blues and strength cards, you won't be too worried about stamina for all but the 2500m and the 3000m CM out of all the Aoharu CMs.
>>541440764mile corners and late corners so your uma swings out on the outside and is not brocked
I forgot about the event and only got like 100k pointsThe free goldship card isn't good, right?
>>541449274All bullpups are automatically french.
1 tapped Biwa last night. So happy, I havent seen her since launch back when everybody was doing rerolls. She finally came home, yay!
>>541453745If you happen to know or have the stam golshi SSR, it's nearly the exact same thing but "speed"
>>541453745Yeah it sucks
>>541453687Weakest Stay Gold spawn and overhyped shitter
>>541453745Every run I've used it has given me both groundwork AND straightaway spurt.
>>541453956>>541454008Phew
>>541453745Even if you won't use it, you missed out on the cleats... It's pretty usable as an end parent support if you don't have better cards.
Spying on Cafe undressing while masturbating!
>>541454047Uma musume hands typed this post
I just lost to this
Based or cringe?
>>541453956The stam is a lot better though, since it gives max hints (no pruning needed). Actually decent chance of getting the skills you want.
>>541454148You saw nothing
Uggggghhhhhhhhh
You won't believe the shit I'm seeing in these CM rooms man...
I am so fucking tempted to use that debut ticket.
>>541454276Ha. When building for gemini, I got an opera with 10 whites including 2* spurt, 3* ura. Oh, and 2* long. The blue? 1* guts. Wish I were kidding.Still used it though. Nearly every G1 med/long was won so the affinity boost was nearly the best I could make it.
>>541454473>Still has to borrow MLB KBWhaled at the worst possible time.
>>541454207This pleases fat oji-sans
oops
>>541454087implying she won't find you and rape you
>>541454473Posts like this make me want to whale so anons post my uma in the thread
I actually lost the run because of this. Burned every clock.
>>541454653I just had El Condor pasa not understand timezones two turns in a row
>>541454849Dementia pasa...
>>541454849
>>541454849And Suzuka must know some really intense jigsaw puzzles...
oissu
ticket pull too...
>>541454613>spoilerFuck, my condolenceI’ll probably use mine since it’s 8* Stam, but I’m gonna get really annoyed if it ends up training another 3* blue
>>541455098
>>541453882I never understand why people call her ugly. Big breasts. Cool face. Glasses. Fluffy hair. Too bad the head is empty.
>>541450557Hi, sorry. Where do I find the Half Anniversary missions?
>>541455067I'd like these more with no watermark, feels like advertising whenever I share one with a friend
>>541455337Belly full of bananas
>>541446962Thats awfully cute
>>541454476UWAAAHHH DONT LOSE HOPE TAISHINNNN
>>541455353half anni hasn't started yet bwo
CunnyInc. has 2 spotsanyone welcome just put /vg/ in your profile so we know youre from here
This is actual bullshit. No way in hell that Oguri would give up a giant burger for ANYTHING, even her career
This Tickezo is setting herself up to be sold to ojisans in 3 hours...
>>541455476Ahhh, ok thanks.
2 of these in one match feels like wasted slots
>>541455353https://gametora.com/umamusume/missions/history-2021Make sure it's set to the japanese server at the top of the page or it won't show up.
Sorry guys I was busy last night with stuff.
I respect her a lot.
>>541455559I want Neecha to debuff me.
>>541455578I'm stuff
>>541455570I switched it to the Japanese server, but all I'm seeing are past events for 2021?
>>541455775muy bien
>>541455669Never post again
>>541455669She debuffs you in bed, and mocks your sad weener, not knowing you have ED in the first place.
>>541455861Hmmm.... Nyo.
>>541455823The content being released for us now is the 2021 japanese content.
>>541440361This is why I left Mambo.
>>541455775
Y'all know power has insanely diminishing returns, much worse than wit, right? More than 700 has almost no impact, once in 100 races at most. Getting guts to >600 will do much more. 1200/300 will Lose 99/100 to 700/600.
>>541455775ICE line...
>>541454653That's rough.
>>541440361>check site>not my clubPHEW
>>541449640>>541449817Then why bother with late surging at all? Gave her a pace spark and run her as pacer, case closed.
>>541454473>4 MLB SSRs>Ranks the same as I doNo wonder a twink manages to be paid $45/hr from these guys
>>541456050I really like this soundpost
>>541456171all my hate for ai goes away when i see the funny umas
>>541456010you left or you got kicked
>>541456297You combat AI by feeding it pure unfiltered garbage so it only learns how to produce trash.
>>541456010>Admitting to treason We retained the top earners anyway so I wouldn't be so quick to brag lmao
Need my wife to come home
>>541452251sex the dog
>>541456328Mambo club doesn't kick people...
How is YOUR club looking like on chronodoxxer anon
>>541456547Prez, this one sucks
>>541456598Brand new player is mogging everyone else, me included.
>>541456598danchud is trying so hard like bro just trade shoes who cares
>>541456598I've earned over 5M fans and NO kig pics in my DMs
>>541456105
>>541456598mambo is falling apart... its a steady decline... all our aces left and the only people left are salarymen who bitch about their wives in club chat...
>>541456598>barely playing>on the upper end of monthly fan countI can see why we dropped
>>541456598Ok enough to retain A+Not good enough to reach SDanchou having a meltie
>>541454169Her ult + mcqueen ult is a powerful take over combo especially with power
>>541456996Umadash?
This is my new cm3 Tickezo. Please be nice to her, she worked really hard to get here.
>>541456598i joined a random club with no discord/requirements that I found on the in game search page, we got A+ last month without anyone ever typing a word in chat. It's a lot more comfy than dealing with /uma/ danchud autism
>>541457095ye
>>541457104
>>541456598It imploded and I was the only one left doing 2+ million fans a day. Over half the club had <500k fans by the end of yesterday so I said thank you and left.
>>541456732Same here, we have this dude that came in second or third day, and he's going absolutely insaneI used to be a top 3 earner, and I'm barely hanging on to 5th now
>>541454207Bange
>>541457104that's a really good uma, gj
>>541456598We're not that great of a club, I'm pretty sure danchou hasn't even logged on for a week and a total of 7 people who haven't even gotten any fans for October. At least we ranked up
>>541457104explode
>>541457228>>541456732Danchous recruiting fan grinders from Reddit/Discord. Many such cases
>>541456598Finally got into an /uma/ club a few days ago. I am not used to getting 10 shoes in a few minutes, and I didn't even realize there was a donation limit because people in previous clubs I've been in hardly ever requested anything. It's so refreshing.
>>541457104>mile S instead of turf Sheh, bricked
I love cows
https://x.com/ri_ponko/status/1974418066122621253Why are they like this?
>>541457491It's great coming from a dead club isn't it? I'd have MLB mcqueen if I had joined day 1 and I'm upset I didn't.
>another attempt at the Open-League-stomping El-Condor-Pasa-Front-Runner>3 inherited ultimates>perfect stats>B+ because I picked Front Runner Savvy in the beggining of the run and forgot about itnigger
>>541457713me on the right
>>541456598/uma/club has been treating me well. My desire to improve makes me wanna earn 10mil today to catch up to the current topguy who is at 20mil. I only have 13mil so far which isn't bad considering I joined 2 days ago.
>>541457778shameless
why do we have like 3 /uma/and they are all B
>>541454207>Mejiro MackieCringe>MAX Starring your wifeBased
>>541457361>>541457515You're gonna make her cry...
>>541456893danchud just needs to kick the flat***ers from last month that are still flatlining in this month (imagine my shock) and we'll be gucci
>>541456598Haven't taken a look yet. I just joined a random A+ that's aiming for top 100 and was set to approval.
>>541455502Nah, the only thing Oguri loves more than eating is running
>>541452027what did he mean by this?
>joining a club>busting your ass off daily farming fans like it's a jobWhy would you ever do this?
>>541457104She has nice tits.
>>541456121wife
>>541458464>starts off immediately with bad faith assumptions>also missing the soundposttamachud...
>>541458095kys rice shower
Have you guys figured out if it's better to max wit or power for the CM yet?
I only joined for shoes don't even know my danchidon't know what shoes are used for anyway but I enjoy the A+ rank gibs
>>541458638soundposts are gay though
>>541458760
>>541454473that's not even good, I have better stats with no MLB SSR cards unlike this piggie
>>541449746>>541449746it's the best spark I have but why the FUCK did I have to get it on a run that wasn't explicitly trying to farm sparksI could have had wet conditions summer runner mile corners shifting gears speed eater front runner savvy if I actually had used good parent cards
>>541458693>don't know what shoes are used foryou put them on your feet
Do I still get the speed boost if I go for 600+ guts 300+ stamina? Help me cope
>posted this threads ago>just released it's AIdamn, it's so over for artcels
>>541458941as opposed to my penis?
>run the same crappy 3 star parent every time just in case I can make a second 9 star>say fuck it and run a 2 star with somewhat better sparks>much better run than anything I've been able to do in the last few daysThis game is like that seinfeld episode where the opposite of everything I would do is the right answer
>>541459003its over for YOU, slop cuck
>>541458987no the speed boost is a gaslight
>>541459003Don't see what you being retarded has do to with... "artcels" (?).
>>541456121>puts a watermark on an evenly colored patchYeah bro I totally won't ever remove that
I don't even know how to play soundposts
>PC version locked to 30 fps, with a variable 48~ when menus are moving>Emulate the phone version, which runs 48-60hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
They are trying to scare horse with flying ningenhttps://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/1974478080702873738
>>541457104Toreina-san spent so much effort to bring me to CM3, UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM
>see this seiun in the db>check friend code>has /uma/ as the profile commentWHERE ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERYOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US LUCKLETS
>>541459292Works on my machine
>>541456121>do not use my artworks for ai trainingwhat's the legality of this? I see so many artcucks put this disclaimer somewhere, is that supposed to stop anyone?
>>541458987Yeah
>>541459639before it was just "do not repost my art". It's as worthless as you think
>>541459639If you ever step foot in Japan you'll be executed.
where
>>541459704die kitanegro
>>541459639it's just the new age "don't repost", artists won't do shit unless you are some retard stealing art & assets on a business level and making money off it and demonstrably taking specifically their artwork to do so (as far as training ai on them, they can't prove shit)
>>541459639I can use AI to remove the text, then it's fair game for training
>>541458987maybe
>uma euthanizes run for no reasonJust like real women
>>541459639Legally it doesn't matter, it's got the same power as retards on /biz/ saying "Not financial advice" or fanfiction authors saying "no copyright infringement intended"
>>541459639I think part of it is supposed to fuck up the ai to where it'll start trying to incorporate that into the artwork it creates
>>541459790do your missions
>/our/girl anime airs tomorrowHYPE
>>541459790bro, your special missions?
Hello, I made new smart falcon.Shiraoki-sama has blessed me. Is this ok for CM3?
I don't know who's career to run
>>541459940>I'll miss the initial discussion because of workHow do we deal in with the wagie situation? It's crazy.
Any A or A+ clubs without autism danchou
>>541459526>people are afraid of botting as they dont wanna get banned, even tho all it does is take over your mouse or android device>meanwhile other people are willing to actively fuck with the client directly to unlock the fps using unity modsno judging or anything, just find this bit funny.
Should I stop rollin’ for Uma’s and just focus on cardsI haven’t been able to surpass 11600 score
>>541460051that's a funny looking smart falcon. she is pretty good i think
>>541460071Gentildonna is good if you have her.
>>541455559Nice Nature you need to get the fuck out of this race you smell like pure unfettered ASS.
post a blockushin deck for me plz
>>541460238Thank you for responding.I bless you with good luck for today.
>>541459940>Jobburi Job
WHEW
>>541460338blockushin is a gaslight
Should I roll for trainees just to have more options? I am conserving carats but at this rate I'll drop the game before even using them for some op banner a year from now.
Low wit is gonna sting but it's what I can manage
>>541460173I made a script to reroll 3200 accounts during Kitasan banner, botted some careers, use hachimi to uncap FPS, use cheat engine to speed up game animations, use hachimi plugins to dump network packets for race analysis, and so far nothing has happened. Not saying it's safe, but I'm kinda okay with quitting via getting banned since going back to playing normally feels like slow motion compared to blasting through careers in <15 minutes with all the speed ups.
>>541460051maybe, i keep seeing anons say that red-shift is a meme and getting mid-race skills fucks up their positioning where none of the accel skills ever proc. looks good to me though
>>541456431I was one of the top earners lol
>>541460159Yeah, BNWO has spots open.
>>541460506Who do you have right now and how many carats do you have banked?
>>541459639It has as much legally protective power as "oc donut steal" or nfts
>>541460547I remember they banned dozen of thousands of accounts after the kitasan black rerolling, maybe they are waiting for all the buyers to whale during the next events before banning botters again, I'd do that if I were cygames
>>541460547Oh, and I'm also literally cheating since if you have access to network data, you can tell what the outcome of choices in events is ahead of time (i.e. which acupunctures will succeed).
>>541460078Not even gonna be able to watch it till next week probably since I'm on going on a business trip tomorrow. Maybe I'll be able to catch it in the hotel on Monday.
>>541460159join our club and we can become an A+ club, you can lead us
>>541460705devious gaslight
>>541460705wtf @grok is this real
>>541460547I getcha, don't worry. It's always a matter of risk in the end, it's not 100% guaranteed. Same goes for my fucking with the Steam client over years, nothing happened there so far either but who the fuck knows. Personally I just don't wanna do it cuz the FPS thing feels iffy, as it fucks with the client directly. Cheat engine especially is 100% going to show up, considering how often the game double checks data with home.
Going down on Gold City's pussy, Where the lips are clean and the pubes are pretty,Oh, won't you please, squirt me home! (Yeah yeah!)
>>541460660>BNWOwhy are tachyonfags like this
The game is infinitely more fun when I just read new uma stories and use training as something to kill time during work meetings, rather than autism grinding for CM
>>541460159my danchoe should be more autistic desu you won't get far if you don't kick flatlinigs
>join good club>pull my weight and get good amount of fans compared to everyone else>our rating keeps tanking anywayit's just not fair
Are they really gonna make us wait 4 years for this?
>>541460942what club?
>>541460685Ah shit I thought I attached a screenshot. 20k currently.
>>541461041not going to dox my club i'm not a traitor
>>541460649Sounds like a long-winded way of saying not the top to me. Top 30? Oohohoho!
>>541460942tell your dumbass dancho to kick the people leeching off you
PRIX DE L'ARC DE TRIOMPHE 2025WILL JAPAN FINALLY CONQUER THE FINAL BOSS THIS TIME?A BRIEF HISTORY OF JAPANESE UMAMUSUMES:1969 Speed Symboli (11th, JPN's first appearance)1986 Sirius Symboli (14th) 1999 El Condor Pasa (2nd) 2002 Manhattan Cafe (13th)2004 Tap Dance City (14th)2006 Deep Impact (3rd, DQ'd later) Won't be in uma, but great effort here2010 & 2011 Nakayama Festa (2nd, 11th) 2012 & 2013 Orfevre (2nd, twice) 2014 Gold Ship (14th)2017 Satono Diamond (15th)2021 Chrono Genesis (11th)THIS YEAR'S JAPANESE UMAS AND STALL POSITIONSAlohi Alii / Christophe Lemaire (4) (Duramente's son, Orfevre's, Admire Groove's grandson)Byzantine Dream / Oisin Murphy (15) (Symboli Kris S', Cesario's, Jungle Pocket's grandson)Croix Du Nord / Yuichi Kitamura (17) (Kitasan Black's son)With 3/17 (one dropped out), that's a 17.5~% for Japan to finally claim victory and do the impossibleSTARTS IN: https://timee.io/20251005T1505?tl=2025%20Prix%20de%20l%27Arc%20de%20TriompheSTREAMSidk, I'll see if there's any tomorrow morning preferably on YT, if anyone knows any stream sites feel free to let me know
The trainer now realized he ate a meal consisting of eel, yams, fatty fish, ginseng, and turtle blood soup.
>taishin lost a race against ticketWelp this run is a bust
>>541460626Red shift works because it's on final corner or later.If you hit it before last spurt it does nothing.If you hit it at top speed it does nothing.It is a gambling skill. This is from my testing.
>>541456010erm that graph is not mambo THO
>>541461150>2010 & 2011 Nakayama Festa (2ndWTF? I thought she was just a funny gambling bum.
Wake me up when it's Sunday, /uma/.
>>541461150Let's go, Byzantine Dream!
>>541460705The developers of a successful gacha can't possibly be this incompetent right?It would take conscious decisions to screw things up this badly and the game would implode from the scandal.
>>541459940Return of the brats!
>>541461150do any of these 3 niggas do well on dirt tracks
>>541456579>>541456010>>541456893>>541461270WTF I joined mambo randomly as a newfag because there was no gatekeeping shit, but it's an /uma/ club somehow? What are the odds.
>>541460506>>541461051You just started? There's a mission to get a 3* random, and another to get a 3* selector. Beyond that you'd have to hold out unless you want to spend some money on daily pulls.
>>541461468There's a million mambo clubs bwo...
>>541461379They did the japs dirty by assigning Croix and Byzantine the outer post gates.
>>541461051oh you're basically a fresh account. i'd say try to complete the release celebration missions so you can get the 3 star selector ticket. this really is an oshi game for most people, so more umas in general may not help your interest versus getting one whose personality/design you really like.
>>541454207Made for Jamal-kun
>>541461150For some reason I thought Japanese horses were really good and supposed to be better than western horses. I'm not even a Grass Wonder level weeb
>>541461468there are like 500 mambo clubsin fact I think there are 2 mambo /uma/ clubs because sometimes people post info here that does not matchor maybe they're just being funny dancers
>>541460865poor McQueen gets brutally mogged by her own grandchild
ive got all the challenges done except the cumulative 200k and 300k and the 200 g1 races. i really dont wanna grind out 10 oguri cap runs, but ill do it, i just hope to god i get either suzuka or spe, theyre the only 2 make debut characters i dont have
>>541461129More like top 2
it would be 8 if it weren't for the last two falling off
>>541461150Judging from the odds I've heard, there appears to be slightly more than a 20% chance of a JPN victory.
Somebody explain the transfer shit to me. I don't get it.
>>541461539The frogs rigged the draw.
>>541461407They fixed it in JP a couple scenarios in (I think most new events as of MANT and beyond no longer communicate the outcome) but currently it's absolutely a thing, and kept under wraps mostly by the barrier of entry of getting the information since there's nothing you can simply download and start cheating, at least for global. I discovered this independently, and the only reference to it I could find online is this chinese tool with a github issue asking about the event outcomes no longer being predictable: https://github.com/UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer/UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer/issues/94
>>541461801>the frogs riggedthey do that
>>541461662Nothing but second rate trainer in the end.
>>541461539They get a speed boost in the outer gate though
Hey danchou. I didn't do my dailys yesterday :3
>>541461895you're welcome for the carry
>>541461752The game asks for umas with specific properties, e.g. "Dirt aptitude A or higher".You can then select an uma that fulfills that requirement and permanentely delete it in exchange for rewards.Obviously, don't delete umas that have useful sparks. There is no way to ever get them back.
>>541461960who this
>>541461883gutslet
>>541461539They were already doomed when it started raining.
>>541461150So Japan only went hard for L'Arc after 2000s? I thought they were trying non-stop since 1969.
>>541461883Wow that looks really bad. What was the aftermath?
>>541461883what, how is that allowed
>>541462003my wife
>>541460942I'm top-3 in my club and I really want to leave due to the same reason. Feel guilty because danchou wants us in the top-100, and that's just not happening with the leeches.
>>541462115your wife looks like a boy
>>541461346you should keep in mind that pretty much every uma that appears in the game has had a very significant irl career. sure you can win 15 g1s in a career run, but that's not actually what happens irl.
GOLDSHI GAME FUCKERS
>parting words to mambo are "no hard feelings">proceeds to start talking shit at the first opportunitynever trust a club hopper
>>541462058he survived. the french guy got away with it FOR FUCKIGN WEEKS till he was slapped on the hand
>>54146187095% odds you're trolling, but I know devs sometimes do the dumbest things. This is something that they couldn't possibly screw up unless they were all high when they coded this.
>>541462058The falling rider was ok, and all the other asshole got was a 60-day ban.>Jockey Christophe Soumillon has been banned for 60 days by France Galop after elbowing rival Rossa Ryan out of the saddle during a race.>Despite being unseated and a somersaulting fall, Ryan was able to walk away for a medical check.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/63091527
>>541462168and she's stinky too but it's a good reason for us to bathe together
i want a bf to play uma with...
>>541461150JP UMAS ARE ALL JOBBERSDon't even bother watching.
Damn, the Price Derby is comfy when you use an autoclicker script.I love cheating in multiplayer PvP games.
Danchous are going to kill themselves with how you faggots are discussing a potential backstabbing.
>>541462278club hopper? what's that?
>>541461150missing justaway's 2014 8th place>>541461346his 2nd was by a nose, he was the closest ever to winning the arc
Thank fuck I'm done with the skill-related quests. Only basic grind quests left. SSR Winning Ticket took forever to get to the event that grants "In Body and Mind", and I had no other way of getting it.
>>541462526no jp jockeys allowed, let le negro jihadman ride her to victory hon hon
>>541462526JP horses got mogged the second a horse with any western blood came into Japan so of course they suck.
>>541462293>>541462424Wasn't this guy belgian or something? Flemish?
>>541461752>mystery trainer comes to you and asks for an uma with some requirement like speed above C rank or something>you look in your stables for one of the umas you were going to glue>give it to him>you get moneyeasy to understand
>>541440167Falco is a WHORE
I hate these fat NPCs so fucking much it's unreal
>>541462206The game keeps you hooked with occasional stroke of luck, but will compensate for it in the end. The house always wins.
>>541462674orf could've won if IKZE was there to tardwrangle him
>>541462647You guys are actually grinding this out intentionally? I'm just playing normally and occasionally clear a new one. I guess I'll get the remaining ones intentionally if there are any it looks like I won't get naturally. There's no time limit, right?
>>541462278>>541456010 isn't me
>>541462783bwo your front style?
>>541462767Sounds illegal.
>>541461883Btw, the jockey who shoved that poor chap is Christophe Soumillon, and he was the one who rode Orfevre during the iconic 2012 attempt for l'Arc where they almost won it. Japs also blame him for losing that race because he whipped Orfevre, which made him flunk the final spurt, cuz he hated being whipped.
duramogus
>>541462836>There's no time limit, right?You have 1 week to do it.
when will they add winx or arrogate to the game
Anyone knows if the tickets you get from the trainer missions can pull any uma, or just the starter umas or some smaller pool? Does it have a chance of getting the recently released umas?
>>541462836No but it's just easier to grind out one or two careers where you get all the abilities, like I got lucky for beeline burst because flower wouldnt give it to me. now i just need a couple missions that i can relax on
>>541462839only ningen chinpo allowed at tracen
>>541462836well you have to get them eventually if you want to complete the missions. and some of them are skills that are extremely situational or worthless.
>>541462976Don't gaslight people, there's no time limit.
>>541462783Did you raise her Medium to A? I pretty much had to remake her parents after realizing how crippling Medium B is to ace runs.
>>541462976erm source???
>>541462934the fact that their OG jockey can't race is absolutely insaneit's like asking an F1 team not ot use their normal driver cuz ITS FRANCE MKAY WE DONT ALLOW THIS HERE
>>541462863I don't see the relevance of your post.
>>541462836>There's no time limit, right?Don't look anon
>>541462836I don't think there's a time limit. I'm just doing it because I'm F2Poor and got fucked by my uma pulls so far (only pulled Suzuka duplicates), and I really need another SSR uma already.
>>541462884So front F >>> brock gambling?
>>541457465I'm my own danchud. He came straight from here, and he's just going hard
>this pothead was the closest samurai to winning Pricks de la Trumpetbased desu
To build my Front runners I need El Condor Pasa and Seiun Sky skills 100% for CM3What's the equivalent for late and end? Maruzen and Ryan?
Danchou, if we don't reach the promised Top-100 by the end of 2025, I'm leaving in January. Promises were made, promises were broken.
france doesn't even give a fuck about horse racing comparatively how are japs so shit that they can't even win there???
>>541462836I mean, it gives goals to shoot for in careers so why not do it
>my highest score in this attempt came from a lossthis shit makes no sense
>>541463465Genes
La CREATURA returns tomorrow!
>>541463219at least until your stats are up to snuff, you can still be brocked being a gambler even with 1200/600/1200 though
>>541463527points are gained through skills proccing + placement. so if a shitton of skills proc and you get 2nd 3rd and 4th, youre gonna score high
>>541463556but all the racehorses in japan are from kentucky and ireland
>>541461582But enough about your mother
>>541463128to be fair, it's just nips that are weirdly obsessed with this race outside of europe.
time to make golshi explode
>>541463415lots of love
>>541463219usually especially if you see a bunch of people on pace or even late. Like people front run Goldship runs to avoid shit but she has good stam growth so might be an issue for characters you're training for the mile cm
>>541463415Ryan is probably easiest for affinity reasons but really no idea, ive seen anons say maruzens skill is a meme and ryans is bad because its too specific and the window is terrible in this cm
>>541463219>>541463579I'll switch to pace chaser after Arima Kinen or something
>>541463587How does kita-chan smell?
>>541463675I mean, sure, but that doesn't change the problem at hand.
>>541463812I love her
>>541463885how are jockeys picked for the race? they must have a reason for doing things this way
i have ran a few CM4 lobbies and i can say that flowery maneuver accel ver. has a relatively high proc rate for endsunless the lobby is like 6 fronts or some shit like that
>>541463465it's not that the Japs are shit, the white man just does it better
>>541463979not enough classy umas in jp
>>541463415Make of this what you will
>>541464016im not going to borrow your maya
>>541463847like flowers
>>541464016>CM4 test before SMaru metashiftThat's actually cute
>>541463716>>541463579Thanks
>>541464000i have no idea, but my guess is "they're fucking french"
>>541464000Jockeys probably must have a certification to participate.
>>541464000the reason? probably the ranch pays them to make sure select racehorses win. same as the "best sellers list" is also paid for
>>541463465combination of long travel + different turf is enough to fuck up even the best
I hate when you're in an awkward position where you have good stats for your Aces but no Mile S or Turf S. It feels completely wasteful when you do more runs just to get those S while also praying you get the run again with good stats.
>>541464115i mean if everyone is bringing a debuffer you should have plenty of targets to overtakeim testing the activation not win
My club imploded. Are there any A-rank /uma/ clubs still looking for members? I did about 65 million fans last month and request medium shoes twice a day.218225857577
>>541464320>>541464320>>541464320
>>541463625European and American horses have generations and generations of pedigree. Japanese racehorse pedigree is like regular horse+american reject horses. Japanese horses are getting better though as they breed the best ones and bring in more good genes from foreign horses.
>>541445940One of your fronts should be slanted to primarily slingshot from 2nd (or, at the limit, 3rd) in late, rather than counting on a comfortable lead to carry you. They'll be consistently third place in your team unless and until a dominant A&S isn't the one leading into the last spurt.
>>541464016So it's Maru/Taiki/W.Maya for late/end+Doto for Pace
>>541463465france absolutely cares, they're still one of the top horse racing countries in the world. japanese horses have to be flown to the opposite side of the planet and then race on tracks that they were not at all bred for, where mud is the norm rather than the exception.
>>541464179they're not even french it's owned by qataroh wait that's all of france at this point lmao
>>541461150>Alohi AliiI hope he won't win
>>541464016my mayas today were rank E+, D and Cthey fail at trainingsold them to the transfer event
>>541464472these two images are the same
temu opera o
>>541463465>france doesn't even give a fuckBwo, France has one of the most prestigious horse riding instituts in the world, Le Cadre Noir. They absolutely do care.
>>541461150Chrono actually finished 7th iirc. Same gate as Croix du Nord funny enough since they have the same owner, trainer and jockey
>Cingrey AND the prix tomorrow.Gotta get some snacks.
>>541466961Huh, you're right. I'll amend that.
>>541464584Maya always jobs. Last CM mine was the no. 1 favorite in 81/81 races and she won 5.
>>541448323wtf I love air shakur now?
>>541467223Whatcha gonna get?
