Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>541202096
Hmmm, plain but practical. 7/10.
I updated the OP to readd the news about 3A releasing since people have asked about it and we have no idea when we're getting a new devlog
>>541508263Best love story ever told.
Second for my wife Noelle, she's so pretty!
>>541508359Yeah, I've been meaning to update the OP for ages and decided to do it now on a whim since I tend to miss new threads.
https://x.com/LilianDuleroux/status/1974654471809724472
>>541508923I think any man who jammed to Hybrid Theory with his sister in 2000 qualifies as a god and should receive state support like veterans.
>>541509219>jammed to hybrid theory>jammed to his sister>jammed to his sister while listening hybrid theoryHeh. Andrew is an edgelord alright.
>>541508427>fourth post
>>541509651
>>541508923>Breaking BenjaminFuck yeah man, now we're talking>ALL I HAVE IS ONE LAST CHANCE>I WON'T TURN MY BACK ON YOU>TAKE MY HAND>DRAG ME DOWN>IF YOU FALL, THEN I WILL, TOO>AND I CAN'T SAVE WHAT'S LEFT OF YOU
>>541509964SO YOU WANNA TAKE ME DOWN AS IF I EVEN CARE I AM THE MONSTER IN YOUR HEADAND I THOUGHT YOU'D LEARN BY NOW IT SEEMS YOU HAVEN'T YETI AM THE VENOM IN YOUR SKINAND NOW YOUR LIFEIS BROKEN AFTER THE LIGHTS GO OUT ON YOUAFTER YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE IS THROUGHI WILL REMEMBER HOW YOU SCREAMI CAN'T AFFORD TO CAREI CAN'T AFFORD TO CARE
>>541509964THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO LOSETHE FIGHT NEVER ENDSI CAN'T FACE THE DARK WITHOUT YOUDON'T LEAVE ME HERE AGAIN
>>541509964Diary of Jane?
What if the hitman drove a van? Like, if Andrew and Ashley take care of the hitman, go back to the parking lot, and there's this giant van waiting for them? How would that change the story?I bet Andrew would think it would make them look too conspicuous, but Ashley would think it was cool. Maybe they'd take some bedding from mom and dad's and make a makeshift bed in the back? That would be much more comfortable than sleeping in the front seats like they did with the car. They could even cuddle, too!Other than that, how could being in possession of a van help Andrew and Ashley on their journey?
>>541511082>How would that change the story?Sex and lots of it
Stick.
>>541510976NTA, but that's Without Youhttps://youtu.be/Kb7zhunYGikIs really incredible how good the lyrics of these 00s songs were. They unironically don't make them like that anymore.
Hi are there any female anons here who would like to go on a date with me. I have never been on a date. Its not just going to be e-dating either. I'm nothing like Andrew or any other nemlei character by the way. Please date me if you are willing to settle for the exact opposite of what you'd want in a bf. Thanks.
>>541508263>no tcoaal shrine themeAWW, C'MON!!!
>>541511614No, I know. I'm just too dumb to make a better Jane referenceAnd yeah, BB are so great. Phobia is a perfect album, front to back
>>541508923IMO, Birthday Massacre is very Ashley codedhttps://youtu.be/ImCOaoXBSAs?list=RDImCOaoXBSAs
>>541512467>>541511614>>541510443>>541510370>>541509964>>541508923I still think it's sick that BB wrote Blow Me Away for free because they were big fans of Halo 1 and wanted to be on the sequel's soundtrack.
>>541509964Based dad rock! https://youtu.be/UGUt2vVRPHY?t=50
>>541514135shut up. dad rock is acdc
>>541508923American Idiot was 2004also Dookie mogs
>>541514316Anon...
>>541514504Nigga, Breaking Benjamin was in Halo. Did your dad play Halo? No, because he doesn't give a shit about Nintendos.
>>541514728My dad played Halo...
>>541514791You need to be 18 or older to use this site.
>>541514852I'm 19 and my dad played haloAlso modded Wiis
>>541514728>>541514852Halo: CE released 24 years ago. If you were 20 when it game out, you'd be 44 now. That's plenty old to be a dad. Granted, it's a bit young to have a child who is 18, but that's just if you were 20 at it's release
>>541514959BB were on Halo 2 though
>>541514926>I'm 19Ah so that means you were born in 2001------oh.
>>541515376What? No, if you're 19 you were born in 1999.
>>541516181You mean 1993
>>541515376>>541516181>>541516481You're all going to die soon!
>>541516773Daughter
>>541516993Motherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzfKe_G4Ng
>>541518789trash
>>541518997You're trash.
>>541519537I can't be trash, I like the characters for who they are. Of my innumerable flaws as a human being, I would never betray the vision or intent of Nemlei as well as the trust of my sister by lusting after the works of that tricky kitty cat. Those who defile Nemlei's characters with fetishism deserve nothing better than a life of misery and pain.
>>541519668>I like the characters for who they areBut Renee literally is a dominatrix
>>541519843Yeah but it's not explicitly depicted because it's not relevant to Nemlei's Vision™
>>541519668>the trust of my sisterDare I even ask?
>>541519930We're just best friends forever.
>>541519537>"no u's" being called trash>posts trash
>>541519668>Those who defile Nemlei's characters with fetishism deserve nothing better than a life of misery and pain.Wow, I had no idea liking Nemlei's characters, and liking on-model sexy fan art and meme edits was defiling her vision.You're trash. You claim you care about the author's vision, but refer to her by a screen name she no longer uses, and attack people who post Renee because you were told "Hagfags aren't real fans." You're understanding of her vision is incomplete, and influenced by outsider perspective that you never even stopped to question the validity of. And then you have the gall to wish pain and misery upon a total stranger when you don't even know what my actual opinions on Renee are.Don't pretend you have some sort of magical parasocial relationship that magically tells you what her vision is when you don't even have the full game to take into perspective. Bitch please.
>>541520584I'm not reading all of that, but I accept your concession.
>>541520649>I'm not reading all of that>but I accept your concession.No please, I accept yours. Please, I insist.
>>541515376>>541516181It's a millennial game, it only makes sense that the primary audience would be millennials.
>>541484743...uh, I'll take regular Andy.
>>541521114>French
>>541521114>sister>but also an inexplicable french accentImagine.
>>541520584>on model>for a character that we have vague clothing outlines at bestInshallah there is a special place in hell for you.
>>541521236Anon, responding to it seriously is a complete waste of energy.
>>541521219>>541521234Mon amour!!Est-ce que je t'ai manqué? As-tu? As-tu?
>>541521441Goddamn, I have no idea what the fuck you just said but I need my sister to learn french yesterday.
>>541521529https://translate.google.com/?sl=fr&tl=en&text=Mon%20amour!!%0AEst-ce%20que%20je%20t%27ai%20manqu%C3%A9%3F%20As-tu%3F%20As-tu%3F&op=translate
>>541521674What a magnificent language. By which I mean: what a magnificent language for a woman to speak.
>>541521674Femme francaise is... la cute?
>>541522294French kissing french sisters
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>541524861We all will
>>541524861Cuteley, cuddley.
>>541508923>Breaking BenjaminI can see Andrew listening to Red Cold River as he plans revenge if Ashley ever got killed by someone else.Actually that'd be cool for a mod, for example infiltrating Toxisoda to murder the head guy.
>>541524861yes!
>"Why am I doing any of this?">"I'm so tired..."
>>541530110Switching that line to be Douglas' doesn't really work because Douglas knows he's doing it for his soulmate Renee. Andrew is being like that because he's forcing himself to be unhappy with a girl he doesn't like because it's an easy path to societal normalcy and slowly evaporating guilt from how Julia reacted to Nina's death.
Does Ashley have an innie or an outie
>>541532118All innie. She also has inverted nipples.
Does Andrew have an innie or an outie?
>>541531983Andrew forced himself to be with Julia not because it was easy, but because he felt it was necessary to protect his identity of a good brother.being a good brother is literally the only thing Andrew has that he can be proud of and take solace in, and rumors claiming he raped his sister upset him deeply, I don't think it's just societal norms as much as it's how he sees himself.He doesn't believe Ashley loves him(the whole blackmail/betrayal thing with Nina), so he doesn't feel like he has anything to trade his identity of Good Brother to.Good Brother-Husband? he doesn't believe Ashley is capable of loving him, so as far as he sees it, he's just losing parts of himself and is tossing them into the void for a girl he's addicted to, and he's not even sure he himself loves her because of trauma bonding, and how Ashley now acts.Hence, he forced himself to be with Julia, hoping he'll fall in love with her and leaves Ashley behind.
>>541532483Andrew didn't care about the rape rumors specifically.
>>541532483It's so ironic how they hurt each other so bad because they love each other so much (but thinks he/she doesn't love her/him)
>>541532905I'm pretty sure they did, he considers any and all intercourse between them as predatory on his part (like in shots and such, he flat out says he's proud he at least didn't molest his sister).
>>541532483Pretty sure he gave up on trying to fall in love with Julia a long time ago and by the time quarantine came around she was almost entirely just a pragmatic tool.
I want to _ _ _ _ Leyley!
>>541533476Nina?
>>541532483>Hence, he forced himself to be with Julia, hoping he'll fall in love with her and leaves Ashley behind.is this cope or im retarded? it can't be true right anons
>>541513710based but https://youtu.be/PlHKEmjw79w?si=2Gtw5AmH0D0m2m_Q is better
>>541508427nomorashii...
>>541533914He made a lot of cope-level plans that he didn't want to follow through and eternally put off whenever the real possibility came up to leave and get away from Ashley before he acted on his feelings. And very early in him and Julia's relationship he realized he didn't like Julia at all and prayed he would fall in love with her anyways so he wouldn't love Ashley that way. Obviously he failed miserably.
update never
>>541535801Chudley...
>>541537096shleyfags will face Allah's wrath. THE SUFFIX IS LEY, NOT SHLEY.
>>541524861>holding baby with one arm backwardsBased mom
>>541537483Oooo we have a lil Rageshley over here!
>>541513780Ashley calling people niggers on Lockout
>>541537483>>541538249
>>541538815We as a country need to move to entirely Ley infrastructure by 2030.
https://x.com/T_TO0RA/status/1974785098651492528
>>541533873I would _ _ _ _ Nina, too.
Brothers and sister, the promised land!All we need is like 10 delphic warriors with tactical butter knives to conquer the UK, then we kick out the muslims and pakis and we can leave in peace.
>>541540931This is for the indians and arabs tho, the British would be arrested on sight if they ever had sex again
>>541540931>cousins
>>541541047it's a start
>>541520584>refer to her by a screen name she no longer usesNemlei said that she doesn't care.>Don't pretend you have some sort of magical parasocial relationship that magically tells you what her vision is I do because I am Finnish and therefore part of the same mentally disturbed Finnish hivemind as she is. All of my theories have proven to be correct because of this, so please ask me what will happen in the upcoming chapters.
>>541520584>Don't pretend you have some sort of magical parasocial relationship that magically tells you what her vision is when you don't even have the full game to take into perspective.Nemlei is me pushed out.
>>541541047What would Andrew think of cousin incest if him and Ashley were cousins?
>>541540931On one hand, it's very difficult to envision the taboo against sibling incest disappear without the taboo against cousin incest going first. I can think of a coherent argument in favor of lax attitudes towards brother-sister incest that nevertheless opposes cousin incest, but I don't think it's a persuasive one. On the other, so many cultures easily squared permissibility and even encouragement of cousin marriage with strict prohibition and shaming of sibling unions, so you cannot take the former for granted as an inevitable step to the latter.I will also reiterate the point I made a couple of threads back about your preferred position being defended by a despised political figure in a rearguard action as not being a good thing. A Reform government appears baked in after the next British national election and banning cousin marriage will be a very low hanging fruit for them -- targeting an unassimilated, low-performing ethnic minority but also a practice with so little support outside of that community that even their most bitter enemies on the left will be extremely reluctant to voice opposition.
>>541540931They are only trying to allow this because the UK is full of muslims now and they have a habit of arranged cousin marriages.
>>541533873Nina? Nina.
>>541542440Depends on the time period, since cousin incest was almost the norm for most of human history before industrialization. Finns are known to be very isolated people who only ever know and speak with their family members (that's essentially why they're so much averse to talking to strangers and socializing in the modern age actually), so I imagine they must be marrying their cousins in their forests a lot back in the day. But un4chanateleyley their society clearly have a taboo against cousins too as seen from the campers' reaction.
Bitches ain't shit man...
>>541533476Goes against canon and must therefore be destroyed.
>>541540931Congratulations.
>>541546758Anon at this rate you're going to end up in the ADL as "fundamentalistic calgarian extremist" or something.
>>541547502I am a Fundamentalist Nemleian Extremist. I believe that there is only the scripture of canon and anything else is heresy. Especially secondarism(believing that one of the routes is inherently inferior or superior to another). Atleast get my sect right.
>>541546758I just think it's cute and hot. I'm happy to entertain non-canon stuff if it's fun or interesting (this does not count hagmod, btw) and not egregiously OOC. Even non-canon content has to abide by mostly canon characterisations in my mind.
>Scholars find that, while all believers are stringent in their devotion to Coffin, there are many divisions in the Nemleist faith, generally categorized on a spectrum from "modern" to "ultra" Orthodox.
>>541547958Man, these people took my food from meThen I robbed my mom's accountI got so much anger in me, got no way to take it outThink I'm stuck you don't evenYou don't even fucking knowYes, I love incest, I like a ponytail on my bitchThe shit that I do with my sisterThey telling me "Drew, don't do that"How niggas can't see me in public?I'm wearing a loose collar tagWith all of the money and salesWe still can't get new devlogsWith all of the money and salesWe still don't get to see Chapter 4Niggas see my visionsBut they don't see how I be feelingSo I became a delphicYeah, bitch, I'm the sisconNigga heil NemleiNigga heil NemleiThey don't understand the things I tell my sisterNigga heil NemleiThey don't understand the things I tell my sisterAll my niggas delphic nigga heil NemleiNigga heil NemleiNigga heil NemleiAll my niggas delphic nigga heil Nemlei
>>541548216I will not engage with your linedrawing of what is and isn't heresy. I will give no weight to your cunning minimizations and obfuscations, you are children of Watasi and all who walk your path live in nothing but darkness.
>>541548990>WatasiI do not associate with kankokujin WHORES
More cuteness.
Merry Sundaysmas
>>541546758This general is not an official discussion thread. It must be destroyed!
>>541550521And then Andrew pushed her away and told her to fuck off for 20 minutes.
Morning assholesGoonin hard or hardly gooonin
>>541553065>ThiuLove this outcasts like you won't believe.
>>541555118I want this stupid faggot to get fucked so hard
"Being alone isn't that bad. The problem is FEELING alone"
Nobody.."Nobody loves me, nobody cares,Nobody picks me peaches and pears.Nobody offers me candy and Cokes,Nobody listens and laughs at me jokes.Nobody helps when I get into a fight,Nobody does all my homework at night.Nobody misses me,Nobody cries,Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy.So, if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz,I'II stand up and tell you NOBODY is!But yesterday night I got quite a scarewoke up and Nobody just WASN'T there!I called out and reached for Nobody's hand,In the darkness where Nobody usually stands,Then I poked through the house, in each crannyand nook,But I found SOMEBODY each place that I looked.I seached till'm tired, and now with the dawn,There's no doubt about it-NOBODY'S GONE!!"~Shel Silverstein
>>541557037"I am nobody and I am somebody."
what if they are both on parental leave from developing the game and that's the reason for the radio silence? hardly seems far-fetched.
>>541558035But who's the mother?
>>541558553In some ways, he is the richest man in the world
>>541559507I read that as the most racist man in the world
/calg/ Give me drawing ideas for Ashley and Andrew, want to make some mock-up CGs of random scenerios.
>>541562737Ashley tossing small rocks at Andrew out of boredom.
>>541562737Ashley walking away sadly while Andrew is glued to Minesweeper
>>541562737Ashley taking care of her plants
>>541559106You
hoes mad
>>541564596>197 viewsnigger
Usagi Drop is /calg/-approved
>>541550604Kek
How can we judge Ashley for wanting to fuck her older brother when he looks like this?
>>541567685like a gay corpse?
>>541567923Yeah
>>541555290I want to do some tender lovemaking to him. He deserves better.
>541564596Holy delusion
>>541564596It's a 2 people game, it's already made a lot of money for Nemlei and kit, has an audience and became widely known, I don' tknow under what metric is it a failure.He's the one who's a failure, given he parasytically leeches off people more interesting and skilled than him.
>>541570589Nemlei created a wonderful legacy with her novels that even if she doesn't agree, fans will preserve it all because for them, every single one is a treasure. Any notion of failure outside of her and the people she inspired is irrelevant, just darkness, which is just absence of light and WON'T EXIST by itself. Her works reach out to me at least, and that's all that matters.
>>541570589I was surprised when I saw how many yt comments on that video are shitting on coffin
>>541564596Shit like this isn't even worth bothering to check out to refute. Haters gonna hate
If there is no devlog on the 13th then November will officially be Nemlei is a Nigger November, for the 2nd year in a row.
>>541550124how DARE you!Watasi is PURE and INNOCENT (except for her love of brothers, that is anything but pure)
>>541576291>Love of brothersHuh?
>>541575278Finally, the religious authority I was waiting for in >>541548623 has arrived! Is Nina permissible in the Nemleist Talmud?
>>541564596today i will remind them
>>541576558>anon is unaware
>>541566379>essentially step-shit>parent-childIt's delphn't and cringe.
>>541577132She ironically refused to draw incest with that OC because she actually has a brother irl and that character is basically a self insert f I remember correctly
>>541577132Vittu, Perkele! Prepare to receive my DMCA, Niya.
>>541578634Yeah? Copystrike this! https://files.catbox.moe/0jz32q.png
>>541578283He must not know who she is, or he would have died of embarrassment by now
There exists people in this world who don't love incest and watch siblings fuck
>>541578882That's what happens when the sister doesn't receive a proper brotherly love. Imoutos can go a bit crazy (Ask Ashley)
>>541577132Rule 34
>>541511436Stickley!
>>541538815Most of /calg/ understandrews this concept perfectley.
>>541580358Shouldn't have impleyleyd my cock was small.
God I want to fuck my sister so badly
>>541561573He will become that a couple decades later after his Northern Euro country with a population of like 500 will be flooded by Muslims and Africans.
>>541576762Noone is permissible but OUR HEROES(™)(pbuh).
>>541520584Her vision is total union between Renee and Douglas as well as total union between Andrew and Ashley. Anything else is an aberration. This can easily be observed by playing the game, something you clearly have not done yet.
>>541576762The jews fail to know the author. If they so brazenly fetishize the mother, if they so brazenly proselytize in service of the hussy. Who should not make bold and declare plainly that the synogogue is a dwelling of antis. Nemlei is not worshipped there. Kit9 forbid, for now it remains a place of idolatry and Watasi worship.
What are they thinking about?
>>541588232"Our kids ruined my life."
>>541586282>Noone is permissible
https://x.com/Jz32kW/status/1974806025644757483
>>541593324I can't believe people still remember Gentlemen.
>>541508923>this got made but not a book list or a video game list
All right folks, it's a beautiful Sunday evening evening and the terrifying one has brought us some entertainment. Coming up live from the unknown realms, we have two beautiful fighters whose rivalry has been needing some resolution. Fighting tonight for the recognition and heart of one lucky man, we have pyshco sister Ashley Versus stable well adjusted Julia!!These women have been going at it before this event. It's time to settle things!! Sponsored by TOXISODA
>>541596464What a first round folks. Many betters had Julia going down first round and is the under dog of the fight. But she's a fighter and not only did she manage to last the round but got a few good hits in too. If Ashley thought this was going to be easy, she has some swelling to say other wise! Ashley was the aggressor this round and kept backing Julia into the ropes. She needs to be careful with her stamina. Well see of she can keep this aggressiveness up in the next round.
>>541596646>>541596464this is a very specific and bizarre genre of art, it HAS to be a fetish.
>>541596646WE GOT OURSELVES A FIGHT! beyond all expectations, Julia and Ashley still stand and strike making it to the 3rd round. It's much closer than anyone expected! Jab for jab, swing for swing. These two are giving it back as their taking it! They look exhausted and swollen but none of them seem to want to back down from each other! Unbelievable. This rivalry must really be deeper than what we know. Huh? What's this? Who the hell is this person? And why are they coming to the ring with gloves on?
>>541596847Folks I've been given word that the uninvited match crasher is the mother of Ashley. Mrs. Renee Graves. I've just been told that the terrifying one has given his approval to mrs.graves entering the ring. Always trying to keep us entertained and on our toes, but what Mrs Graves do? Fight for her daughter? Ashley standing near her corner in shock wondering about the spectacle just as we are i think. Julia on guard in the opposing corner watching carefully as she might get tagged teamed.
>>541597048Renee enters the ring and rushes her daughter! Giving one haymaker to the unsuspecting Ashley! I would call it a cheap shot, but she saw her entering the ring. Ashley is down with that concentrated blow to the head! I dont even know what to say folks. Julia is the winner? Kinda anti Climactic ,but I won't be the one to say that to the terrifying. There you have it folks, this was live from the realms brought to you by the terrifying one. Sponsored by toxiSoda.
>>541593324Should have been one large cigarette
>>541597240retard artist couldn't keep the glove colour consistent
>>541597450>I'M WORKIN ON IT!
What if Ashley was an only child. What did a good life look like for her
How i felt when I wrote the boxing story. Picture related. I swear I dont have the autism! I swear! My mother only took a couple Tylenol's. I'm fine!! I was just bored.
>>541596847>>541597240Ashley is scrappy but smoll. She has little chance in a head to head fight against Renee or Julia.
>>541598083Imagine not having a sibling who knows you better than you know yourself and to love and argue and fight with Why live?
>>541598083a good life for her would've been doug ejaculating her into his own mouth after being furiously pegged by renee in the piledriver pose, then being forced to swallow.
>>541599357There is no canon proof that they have this dynamic
>>541593452>Gentlebrothers.
>>541598330You're retarded. All of them barely exercise and have little fighting experience so they're basically even in terms of physical attributes. However, out of all of them, Ashley is the one who has the most determination and rage. Renny gets gassed out in the first round after playing the defensive game and goes to sleep in Doug's lap, while Julia quits after receiving a single love tap because she's a total bitch.
>>541599357Anything to do with Douglas and Renee's sexual dynamic is pure hearsay and speculation. I would refrain from advertising your speculation as fact for that could lead to dangerous notions further down the line.>but we saw the handcuffs and adult toysNone of which indicates which one is the top or the bottom. Sure we can extrapolate their public behaviors into the bedroom however people are very rarely the same in private as they are in public.
>>541599563Ropes and toys
>>541599929Doug has rope burns on his wrists and doesn't seem to even feel it when you cut him
>>541599987If you go into a married couples bedroom and find a hidden dildo you automatically assume its pegging?
>>541599987Not enough evidence
>>541599858If there's one thing that's bad for a fight. Its to have rage. Ashley loses hands down. Also Ashley wasn't even getting fed even prior to lockdown
>>541508263>bury your head in books since you were a kid>don't need glasses and still have a head full of hair at 22Wish I had Andrews genetics
'ders win!
There's been a rise in Andrew x Leyley content.There's simultaneously been a rise in discussion of ao3.There's now large swathes of people on xitter advocating for ao3 to be purged of nsfw content and using Andrew x Leyley as proof that it[ao3] shouldn't exist in its current form.This "BunnyCleaver" ship is a complete psyop.
>>541600608Implication was that it was a strapon
>>541600862Rage is great to have for a fight as it gives you the determination you need to see it through to the end. You're a babbling retard who doesn't deserve human rights. >wasn't even getting fed prior to lockdownShe was, she just wasn't a fatass. What, you think she just ate nothing? I guess Ashleys can go years without eating anything at all.
>>541603496>I guess Ashleys can go years without eating anything at all.If /calg/ and twitter secondaries are to be believed; Ashley subsisted on a diet of exclusively brother cum.
>>541603496Its mentioned pretty often that the kids go without food. Also thats pure anime logic. Getting mad makes it harder to fight well.
>>541603204Not really. Sometimes it feels like you guys don't play the game. Just watch porn.
>>541603496>>541604189Ashley ate people. She mentioned something about FEELING "POWERFUL". top of the food chain. I'm sure that foes wonders for the confidence.
>>541603496>eats like a pig but never gains weight>loves human flesh above everything else>was in the woods once>becoming a demonAshley is a wendigo
>>541604791My baby shot me down
>>541606201+respect.
>>541606705
Wait you guys are actually delphic?! I thought you were just shitposting!
>>541606929I would unironically fuck my sister TODAY if she wouldn't tell anyone
>>541606929I'm 75% serious about it. I think there's nothing morally wrong about siblings engaging in consensual sex, the idea that incest will magically create an abominated mass of flesh is retarded, and am best friends with my sister. That said, I don't think siblings should be mandated to be together, sibling love can in fact be completely platonic and cute.
>>541606929No, I'm just shitposting, no need to worry.
>>541608483>Ashpect Leytio
Bro how come every time you leave /calg/ you gotta zip up your fly?
>>541610643I keep it open for ventilation. Sweaty balls are a real problem and my sister keeps the house at a tropical 70 degrees fahrenheit.
Man, threads on /v/ are so fucking unhinged sometimes. All the sharty retards still trying to attack the game. But oh well, someone has to hold the line.
>>541613064That's me, I'm a big line holder.
>>541613094how big?
>>541613398I spent countless hours studying genetics as well as mathematics, and meditate at my Nemlei shrine five times per day.
I want to respect her wishes but "Nemlei" just rolls off of the tongue better. "Author" or "Dev" don't mesh well.>I really enjoy Author's story>I really enjoy the Author's story>I really enjoy Dev's story>I really enjoy the Dev's story>I really enjoy Nemlei's storyYou see? It's broken english or disrespecting her. There's no way to win. The game is rigged.
I want to fuck my sister. Not because I love her, but because the thought of it is arousing
So if we got no dev news this month, do you think we'll get something for Halloween, or will it be radio silence for the rest of the year?
>>541615229I think we might get an update by the end of the year just in terms of Nemmies checking in to let us know she isn't dead and MAYBE do another round of Q&A.
>>541613064Bro the thread is golden right now. Not good, but really fucking funny.
>>541583078Kek
>>541604828>never gains weight
>>541604828>never gains weightShe was starving in quarantine and has only just gotten out. People who have access to food after undergoing prolonged starvation gain weight rapidly because the body converts more energy to fat than it normally does. Fatley WILL be canon
>>541607132Can sibling sex be completely platonic and cute?
>>541617202>the body converts more energy to fat than it normally does.Alexa what is the 1st law of thermodynamics
>>541617567What makes you think that violates the first law?
>>541618054Where do the extra calories magically come from?
>>541618160Anon... the body produces more fat by producing less calories into direct energy
>>541617312It can be cute, but it fundamentally cannot be platonic.
>>541618296Okay, but that doesn't change the numbers on the spreadsheet, because fat is a fuel source that is spent, and in so being spent, Ashley still cannot become overweight unless she eats an unhealthy amount of food.
>>541619365She would become overweight because the body would be producing more fat and less short term energy. I don't understand what you're not getting here
>>541619480It doesn't matter whether it's fat or glycogen, because when the body demands energy, it will break down what it has into glucose. If her body's daily operating costs haven't decreased, then the fat in question is gonna get thrown into the firebox.
>>541620072>then the fat in question is gonna get thrown into the firebox.Right, of course. But it will still be produced. I genuinely have no idea what you're saying here. Rapid weight gain by those who were experiencing starvation is a well documented thing.
>>541620256>But it will still be producedAnd spent immediately, thus she'll never have the opportunity to actually become a fatass unless she's overeating.>Rapid weight gain by those who were experiencing starvation is a well documented thingSure, but rapid obesity happens when there's more inputs than outputs.
>>541620256>Rapid weight gainAlso, glycogen has mass too, as do muscles. Just saying.
>>541620568>>541620689That's... not how that works, anon. Pick up a biology book
>>541620831>That's not how biology worksAre you saying we evolved to specifically NOT break down glucose when we're on the brink of starving to death? That's absurd. You would literally die of starvation. If Ashley's body needs X amount of calories per day, and her only store of energy is X amount of fat per day, that fat ain't staying on her tummy.
>>541621225>Are you saying we evolved to specifically NOT break down glucose when we're on the brink of starving to death?Do I look like the kind of fool that will sit here and entertain an argument from the absurd? You don't know what you're talking about.
>>541621363YOU don't know what you're talking about. You still haven't explained why you think a body in need would just accumulate fat to the point of lardassery when that fuel needs to be used NOW.
>>541621763When you starve, your metabolism slows down. When you start eating again, the body takes time to speed back up. During that time, you're gaining weight because you're not using as much energy. I don't get why this is so hard for you to understand
>>541614010Respect who’s wishes?
>>541606929I am. But I do love my sister and I wouldn't mind fucking her
>>541622489It's not going to slow down to the point you become obese, that'd require a near-zero energy transfer.
>>541623990>to the point you become obeseGood thing that was never the standard
>>541624105Your standard was Fatley. And don't get me wrong, I love soft women, but I'm also being realistic.
>>541624229Fatley just means she'll gain some weight. I don't think she's gain like 40 pounds. But she could easily put on a noticeable 10
But if Andrew did like fat girls, would he try to fatten Ashley up? Would it even work or would she be too self-conscious to let herself go?
https://x.com/Luzcckity/status/1974883985353540060
>>541626442Cute 'Shley.
This is what Douglas sees right before bed.
>>541626092NEED
>>541626274>would he try to fatten Ashley up? Of course. He's the kind of person to try to subtly make Ashley do whatever he wants>Would it even work Probably not. I can't imagine Ashley being oblivious to Andrew's insistence that she eat more. And I just don't see her happily gaining weight for him. She loves him, but not THAT much
>>541629031Didn't that shit kill her mother's sister?
>>541629118Maybe. Connie needed an organ transplant, but IIRC that would've been a few years before the events of Coffin. It was implied that Andrew and Ashley were still kids in that flashback. It could be that Toxisoda was causing organ failure that far back, and it would be the kind of reference Nemlei would make. But it wasn't outright stated
>>541629118Connie died from being a fatass.
>>541629420.........
>>541629510I want to give him a hug.
>>541509615This is from the episode: "Andy's Big Hit".
>>541629510I want to cuddle with him on the couch and suck him off after the kids go to bed.
>"sister's" cat consistently goes to me more than her>She is visibly upset by this>Tell her that because it's "her" cat acting like she does>Suddenly it's cute how it loves to snuggle with me
>>541632937Phase 1 complete. Phase 2: your catsister will start snuggling with you as well.
>>541636485That will take a bit more doing than just being the warmest object in the room.
Was this meta-commentary?
>>541637297one of my friends has a sister who snuggles with him just cause, putting her head on his shoulder on the sofa or grabbing his arm when we're watching a horror movie.granted, he's a good big brother from what i've seen.
>>541643907>grabbing his armkino
>>541642481Not necessarily, you could not write incest themes without addressing those issues.
>>541646356>those issuesMust characters' cope be part of every incest tale?
>>541646910Uh...yes? Incest is a about love strong enough to break the societal taboo. It's a serious theme. The cope has to be the part of the story unless you want to go for a lighthearted, comedic approach
>>541647794Taboos are gay, incest is hot because siblinghood is sexy
>>541646910Sometimes even hussydom has cope, like thinking you can lock down that Chad or thinking you're gonna find a virgin girl your age.
>>541648945I WILL find a virgin 31 year old autistic neet girl with bpd...
>>541649158Please God give this to me...
>>541649158Cut the age in half and maybe.
>>541649901Works for me.
>>541649901>>541649994That is a child
>>541650494out of 10!
>>541649901Ruh roh raggy
>>541651695Literally nothing wrong with that, if you're not gonna groom then some high school rapdrew will ruin her.
>>541651952You can't just do that, Rapedrew.
>>541651989But look how tiny and portable she is!
>>541595531Ashley doesn't know how to read and Andrew only pretends to read
>>541595531>>541653184You reckon Ashley would be a Harry Potter white girl or a Disney adult?
>>541653259I reckon she would be a masterful demon summoner and a cannibal on the run
>>541653506What will she do for fun tho? In SnS she becomes a workaholic.
https://x.com/OckerEduardo/status/1974893028927271229
>>541656520>coming back from the bathroom >passing by Ashley's bed>stopping to kiss her head
My sister just told me she's watching Scarface and asking if I've seen itI never have. Should I pretend to have to relate to her?
>>541657567No, that way you get to watch it with her.
>>541632937>"sister's"
>>541657742That's a good idea
>>541657567Anon... text her that you're gonna watch Scarface with her.>>541632937fag
>>541658407Well she already watched it (the texts were from last night and I just got up). But I'll find another movie to watch with her. I didn't know she liked Scarface type moviesMaybe I put on Hypergore Splatterbrains 2 and then we FUCK
>>541658732Mafia movies are charming, they're all about family values and criminality.
>>541658839Will they make her want to fuck me?
>>541658887No. Why would you want something so immoral? Weirdo.In Godfather 3 there's a cringy cousins romance, they keep calling each other cous'.
>>541659035I'm sorry. I've been really horny lately. This game puts bad thoughts in my head
>>541659035Would that be a good way to plant incest in her head?
>>541659264No, it's a bad movie so she'll associate incest with an unpleasant memory. Honestly the best way to plant such a seed would be to get her to become a weeb. Not a shonentard, not an entry anime tourist, not a gachafag... an actual weeb that watches cute slice of life shows. She's gonna eventually find the sister/onii-chan dynamic cute.
>>541659991Women don't watch slice-of-life.
>>541659991Is that umineko? Umineko is definitely NOT cutecest.
>>541660126Then sucks to be you.
Scarface does have a scene where sister yells 'Come and fuck me' to her overprotective brother (Not a romantic way, in a sad way)
>>541660297It may yet be Coffincore
>>541660409https://youtube.com/watch?v=YE8nCNLylEMThis scene definitely is Nemleicore
>>541660280Ange revealing herself to her brother was very cute but yeah, it's not a happy story even though it has incest.
>>541660610There's also the psycho banging his daughter because he thinks she's the resurrection of his wife who died on the Titanic or some shit
>>541660734Yeaaaaaah, that was something.
>>541660280It's the cutest!
>>541661039Isn't the girl meant to be an alternate universe version of the guy, who got a sex change after being thrown off a cliff as a baby? My sister talks about Umineko all the time.
>>541661943No, it's hist actual sister Ange. We should probably stop cuz this isn't the /07/th thread.https://cdn.donmai.us/original/a2/ef/__ushiromiya_battler_ushiromiya_ange_ushiromiya_kyrie_and_ushiromiya_rudolf_umineko_no_naku_koro_ni__a2ef620accc4dfe272570133d356af20.png
>>541637297>>541636485I'm already a bona-fide sistersnuggler.
>>541663535I envy you. I wish my sister would snuggle with me
>>541637297>>541636485I'm already a bona-fide sisterbeater.
>>541637297>>541636485I'm already a bona-fide sisterfucker.For the FBI agents reading my posts, this is parody and not intended to be taken seriously, I do not engage in acts which violate state law.
>>541637297>>541636485I'm already a bona-fide sisterignorer.
>>541541527what will happen in the upcoming chapters?
>>541615229
>>541558553why isn't there an orgy going on
>>541664767Because Andrew and Ashley have class unlike you anon
Good morning my incest, dark humor edgy community.
How do we summon Nemlei? Any ideas?
>>541666379I SUMMON THY NEMLEI! hear my calling! We summon you for updates!
>>541666379Sell illegal korean merchandise online
>>541664010Don't be envious, just kiss your sister.
>>541666924Easier said than done
>>541667136Giving her a smooch on the forehead or the cheek is a good start.
>>541666379>>541666542These yours? They look great!
>>541667684No not mine. I infiltrated reddit coffin and stole these. Barely made it out undiscovered and alive. You're welcome.
>>541667174We barely touch each other. She'll think I'm a creep
>>541667976Work your way up to it. Start with a hug then. I swear to god if you start asking if you need to ask permission for a hug I'm petitioning the government to banish you to the coal mines.
>>541668087Coal mines for me then
>>541668159You don't need to ask for permission to hug someone, if they're your relative and you have something even resembling a cordial relationship it's perfectly normal to give them a hug as a greeting or a goodbye. In fact, it's weirder to NOT hug them.
>>541667976Anon, try this one out:If you're watching a movie with your sister, or eating in the same table as her (or simply, generally when you are around), hold a brief intention in your mind for her to be nice to you. Just have your mind in blank, and hold it, don't make a big deal out of it. Eventually you will notice how agreeable and cheerful she becomes with you in a matter of time, and how gestures of affections become normal between you and her, generally sooner than later.
>>541668652Also, just to be clear. You don't actually have to do nothing more than this. Don't initiate, the objective of this experiment is to let the experience arise without "direct" intervention from you. If you decide to try it out, perpetuate this exercise daily for a week, and wait another, and see if you notice any changes.
>>541668652I guess I'll try if she deigns to crawl out of her bolthole (aka her room) anon. Thinking about her always makes me feel strange. Idk what to feel about her anymore
>>541668652>>541669128Is this 'law of attraction' or whatever they do in /x/?
>>541667976Don't listen to these horny retards. Family is family.
>>541669667Snuggling isn't sexual.
>>541669315Oh, i was thinking about "what if she's not there so much" after just sending my post. Well, in that case, then you don't even need to be near her. Let me rephrase and make it even easier:>Find a comfortable chair. Decide what you want to happen, in this case is to be more closer with your sister or something like that. >With that, sit for 10 minutes with the intention for said event or thing to happen. Don't do anything, you already decided what's going to happen.>After that, that's it, go on with your day.Repeat this little ritual daily for one week, and for the next one, notice if there was any notable changes in your experience. >>541669460>Is this 'law of attraction'Not quite. Is something more simple than that. Anyway, it doesn't hurt to try, isn't it? It's as simple as it gets. Feel free to also do it for any other event you want to experience in your day to day.
>>541669315>I'll try if she deigns to crawl out of her boltholeYour sister is a hikki? Wanna trade?
>>541669760Past a certain age it can become a slippery slope, hence why most people would be weirded out by siblings holding hands in public or kissing.
>>541670667>Past a certain age it can become a slippery slopeOnly if both people want that slope to get slippery, and at that point what does it matter? Sistercuddles are nice because there doesn't have to be an expectation of sex, you can just enjoy the warmth and closeness.
>>541670667>Past a certain age it can become a slippery slopeIf your sister wants to fuck you because you cuddle her...it's not because you cuddle her lmao.
>>541672343
>>541673362
>>541673362Literally nothing changes
Momshley will return to her striped clothes origin
What is the future of sister technologies?
If Nemlei was based she would give us the opinion to make Andrew rape Ashley. No abusive relationship, no coercing, just straight up holds her down and rapes her.
>>541677607Burial
>>541677607Besides being out of character, what would be the point? She's not gonna draw hentai CGs so it doesn't even work as fan service.
>>541679371Hey man, fetishposters are trying their best to hold the gold medalist position for "worst posters in the thread."
>>541677607I'm reminded of my Ashley rape dream
https://x.com/Airloopy/status/1975251280919732609
>>541679371>Besides being out of character, what would be the point?The point is that r34 artists would draw fanart of it, and I could jerk off to it.
A week until the devlog comes out. It'll happen this time. Really.
>>541683357>There is no Eastern Bunny,>There is no Tooth Fairy, and>There is no devlogs!
>>541514316It's grandpa rock now anon.>mfw
https://x.com/EliaEldrit53195/status/1974922109534277881
What are the most memorable /calg/ posts of all time?Hardmore: no fanfiction
I'm tired boss
>>541688082literally who
>>541688082same guy btw>>541688791no one, just some random shartoid trying to ragebait as usual
>>541683357Surprise 4a drop on halloween, trust the plan
Everything will be fine, trust the plan
>>541690609A man cannot subsist on hope alone...
>>541689110i look and act that way
>>541688082how will we ever recover
Julia took the breakup hard.
>>541692940May Author show it the error of its ways so that it may repent and be engulfed by the beauty of her vision and the splendour of her stories.
Ashley's new job. Plugging up damn holes temporarily till they patched.
>>541669895sounds like an unconscious thoughtform creation technique wherein one passively directs their attention and intention and such energy coalesces into a gestalt which brings about the transformation of objective reality through interaction with subjective realityyour first example was more of a direction of intent in tandem with rapport>>541669460just read John Kreiter's book on servitors and touch on Overcoming the Archon using Alchemy for getting the energy requiredif you just want to accomplish the simple task of manipulating those around you you should focus on the shift in perspective (needed to facilitate any workings) and the information regarding the collection of personal energy as personal energy is the only means by which any change is made manifestthe servitor book teaches you how to direct that energy into a consciously-created thoughtform which will be far more potent at manifesting your specific desire as unlike unconsciously created thoughtforms it will have acquired a definitive charge and shape and thus will be capable of acting in a most precise and direct manner, like a scalpel
I've just gotten done translating a sisterfucking doujin. Do you guys want me to put this at the end or should I gatekeep /calg/?
>>541694392Nobody worth having will be brought here by this.
>>541694392I could imagine people don't want an influx of newfags but I say do it because I like that little page you made
>>541694392That Twitter handle doesn't exist
>>541694392Release it or don't. Tease tease us like a fucking dog with food scraps.
>>541694392Don't do it. /calg/ didn't even do the translation.
>>541694392I'm registering the /calg/ trademark at this very moment so that I can prevent you doing this using legal instruments
>>541694956We are anomyouse, we are legion. We do not outbreed, we do not get new episodes. Expect us.
>Muh AsthmaSYBAU NINA
>>541695303Loli boxing... I never considered, but I enjoy
>>541694597Agreed, the last thing we need is more secondaries.
In the coming days there will be news. It will not be news from the Author. It will instead be apostolic in nature. Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil.
>>541696791black writing on the wall
>>541694235>sounds like an unconscious thoughtform creation technique wherein one passively directs their attention and intention and such energy coalesces into a gestalt...Really, you don't need any of this, this is simply over complicating matters.>You imagine doing some ritual to obtain a result>You do the ritual with the intent of getting that result>ProfitAll that stuff is just a bunch of ideas or metaphorical framework but not the direct experience as such. The goal of the experiment is changing the experience, which is immensely simple.
>>541696905Unleashed a million facesAnd one by one they fallBlack-hearted evil, brave-hearted heroI am all I am all I am
>>541696460>>541694597Something to entertain us until the next devlog?
>>541696791>see this>look on xitter>hagmod chapter 2 release date
>>541698045Nobody wants that shit.
>>541698126Maybe if it weren't low effort garbage I'd care, but creativity doesn't seem to be haggots' strong suit.
>>541698045IT'S HAGMOD I SPITE AS I WAIT HERE ALL NIGHTTHE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REALTHERE WILL BE NONEWS
>>541698126Speak for yourself. I got mommy issues.
>>541698045I believe my exact wording was "Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil." O ye of little faith, why did you look?
>>541698423Plus it's a keylogger.
>>541698045>be fag>look up gay shit>see gay shit
>>541698423If they were creative they would have made their own game instead of stealing Nemlei's and bastardizing the fuck out of it and the characters.
>>541698126A starving man will see a plain cracker and consider it the most filling and tasty food --- Sun Tzu
>>541698885How dare they create fictional stories of characters they were inspired by! Filthy brain dead creative bankrupt fuxkers.
>>541698964You are a homeless man eating rotten tomatoes out of a dumpster with $30 sitting in your pocket and a soup kitchen across the street.
>>541699283You mean>How dare they absolutely ruin characters they "like" with a fictional story that spits in their faces!
>>541699283You act as though that's the point of contention and not the fact that it's complete dogshit and the writer acts like a massive faggot.
>You WILL leave the millionaire indie dev game creator alone! Her creation is without flaw or critique and any attempt by anyone else to use her settings or characters should be met with DEATH!
>>541699529>>541699546>all fan art is a bastardization. Only artwork from the original creator is allowed. It will taint the work, and no one will be able to differentiate the pure blood line.It's a shame that your opinions dont matter in the end and things will still be created.
Hmmm yes very organic.
>>541700117Fan art ≠ retarded fetish fanfic that insults the very basis of the characters and gameAlso fan art CAN bastardize it. See: The fat fetish art above.
>>541700176deez nuts are organic, you jive turkey
>>541700278Anon you're not arguing with someone who is here in good faith.
>some fag "randomly" brings up shitmod out of nowhere>suddenly thread quality plummets immensely50/50 shitposter baiting or shitmod dev
>>541700278Tell me on the doll where the fat fetish leyley hurt you. She cant hurt you she isn't real.What's it like to want to control things and have no power? Depressing and frustrating, I bet.
>>541700505>shitmod devThe latter, like you said it comes out of nowhere, and somebody who openly expresses disdain for Nemmies can contain themselves under normal circumstances.
i shall save this thread! with julia!
>>541700601Thread saved!
>>541700116I sound like this and i'm objectively correct.>>541700117Fanart is a very different beast when compared to fanfiction or Alternate Timelines. Fanart seeks to celebrate whereas fanfiction and AU's seek to fetishize and overwrite respectively.
>>541700671...at what cost...
>>541700779Honestly sad how much people get mentally damaged knowing theirs a bootleg spin off of imaginary made up work.
>>541701028>knowing theirs
I wish mass technology was paused in coffin tier.It sucks ass. I'm a zoomer but I'm so addicted to reading about the times before smartphones and before EVERYONE being online. I see stuff like this game and I just get jealous. Back when people actually went outside and did things. Back when people owned physical shit and had different personalities. It just hurts so bad. I spend so.much of my time day dreaming and playing in other people's nostalgia. I don't care about any of my own childhood memories and dont even bother trying to remember them
>>541701224smugley, my beloved
>>541701224Thanks editor. Was typing in blind rage.
>>541699546It takes 2 braincells (two, zwei, deux, dva, ni) to come up with a scenario where Renee and Andrew could be half-feasibly thrown together without literally changing their entire characters. And yet, the haggots failed to even hop that basic hurdle.>>541701290*smugshley
>>541701534>And yet, the haggots failed to even hop that basic hurdle.Because the story was secondary to the fetish. You fundamentally misunderstand what the goal was; it was not a creative exercise in writing, it's self-indulgent fetishism, hence why he also made her a prostitute.
Andrew seems like a huge de sade fan but also the type to hide it from his other books
>>541701467Whatever you say, amigo.
>>541700804It woodn't cost much!
IS IT EVEN DELPHIC?!?!?!?
SILENCE. This is /calg/ and this... "discussion" is an endless ragebait repeat.
>>541694235Based /calg/ adhering to the game's tradition and doing occult research
>>541702250>She said, when asked about how much a back-alley blowjob would cost
>>541702250>woodn't
>>541700116Go back
Why don't you respond to my posts
>>541702652go back where?
>>541700117>It's a shame that your opinions dont matter in the end and things will still be created.Now that's the spirit.
>>541702698Sorry anon, I was busy
>>541702698Hello.
>>541702854If a cute blood related girl said "take me out for ice cream!" I would fold like a chair immediately.
>>>/h/8738248NGN reference
>>541703006What is this proverbial "it" and what constitutes the over-ness of "it"?
>>541695303this is fetish art. do you seriously jerk off to this? how can you look at yourself in a mirror?
>>541703870
>>541704008girls beating up girls make pp hard
Ryonafags are deranged. Only lolicons and gurofags can hope to compete. Oh and beastfags too.
>>541703607駄目なノエル……
>>541704008>this is fetish art. do you seriously jerk off to this?Violence is a fetish. The most viewed scene of Decay on YouTube is Andrew beating up Ashley. You know chicks got wet watching it.
Andrew seems like the kind of guy to vote red in every election but always say he voted blue when asked
Ashley was actually a perfectly normal girl with maybe ADD symptoms at most before Andrew molested her and gaslit her for years and made her become LeyLey. Andrew is actually 100% the villain and we will discover this in the chapters where LeyLey becomes Ashley. Andrew ceaselessly raped her and let out his frustrations on her. Its going to be the most horrible chapter ever. I fucking hate men
Wrong.
I'm not biting this bait. Not today.
>>541702898Very cute indeedNow post panties
>>541705638??? is the best mascot ever.
>>541706006What is with south americans and ADHD over-animating just about everything in an image that can feasibly move and then some?
>>541706206
>>541706006I saw that years ago and I saved it with sound and you just reminded me I had it.https://files.catbox.moe/m9cz2h.mp4
>>541706206It came from their Flash sprite animation days. Sonic WILL bounce as he's charging a kamehameha, and you will be happy.
>>541706451Odd how I just saw this exact meme elsewhere. Very original and natural response.>*spits at your feet*
>>541706552South Americans had internet back then?
>>541706006Why do these animations seem so Latino coded? I say this as someone who knows nothing about them. There's no pressure conceived notion at all
>>541706206It's easier to do drastic and fast animation.Slow animation takes a lot more time because you have to be far more precise on speeds and the movements have to be more realistic as they'll be seen for longer.
>>541706650They had notoriously bad internet and worse PCs and they shit up every online game they played with lag. The assumption that "BR" means brazil spawned from brazillians labeling themselves with it during those times.
>>541706650Yeah dude I fucked with the sprite community Latinos. Whereas other spriters were making still frames that were extremely pretty, the Latinos were grinding out massive combo sheets. I think they developed an attachment to sprite-based games because a GBA emulator was about the most intensive thing their PCs could handle.
>>541706206>>541706451Fuck brownsLiteral subhumansAshley and even HUSSY would neverHows that feel you subhumans!?
>>541707223Dude this game is the most latino coded shit I ever played
>>541708564Nigga
>>541708564Get off tik tok for a season nigga, you are retarded
>>541708564Imagine not understanding that brothers fucking their sisters is white coded and therefore based.
>>541709156Never used that site>>541709173>>541708895Why are you guys so unwilling to see this? Fuck its annoying to be treated like a troll all the time. I'm just SAYING. Fucking entertain it for a second here.
>>541709298Because you are clearly either trolling or brown.
brown this, brown thatdude is projecting so hard he's turned into a fucking spotlight
>>541709412Well I'm neither. I just think you guys are taking that statement overly literal. And you're getting offended by it for some reason
>>541708564>game made by white northern euro girl with some assistance from her white american husband is latino codedyou are brown and latino
Good job replying, that's really made it all go away
Oh yeah? Explain this!
>>541710060Isn't there a gif of Mexley shaking maracas or whatever
>>541710060Lele and Lele
>>541508263It's bizarre how many people latch onto that line when Ashley is clearly being sarcastic.
>>541710229I have multiple dancing Ashleys saved but none with maracas
White sister fuckers hate to see their name tarnished by low IQ brownsMany such cases
I shant be biting the bait.
>>541710574You should've seen the /v/ thread yesterday I haven't seen anyone get btfo that hard in a while.
>>541711083>/v/ thread
>>541709648I think you just can't separate what I'm saying from some tumblr shit trying to inject and claim shit that isn't theirs. That's not what I'm doing at all
>>541710574What about high iq browns? Asking for a friend. And do you have a sister? You and I should hang out sometime.
>>541709648Also I'm not saying they purposefully went for that. You're completely misinterpreting what I'm saying and turning it into a bigger issue than it is
>>541696791
>541712143Tar skin.
>>541711398>What about high iq browns?
>>541711325What are you even saying anymore? Can't even follow your own banter, what a fag.
>>541514135>>541514504>>541516773zoomers are insufferable
>>541712392I'll get you next time bitch.
>>541713319How many women fingered themselves to this scene?
>>541713832Too many...
>>541714508struggling momley trying her best is the cutest
>>541714746Officially family member canon lore?!?!?! How did I miss this route or skip able dialogue?
>>541715064She loves her babies, but they might just be the death of her
>>541714746This game attracts the worst fans man
Would Andrew be happier if his name were Anders????
>>541715908No because Douglas would get his name wrong all the time and call him Andrew..
>>541705173This was proven in the high school flashback sequence, Andrew has been raping her since they were both babies.
>>541715064
>>541717572The demon would take their souls. Not lore realistic.
>>541717745He knows she's good for it. The real problem is that they're still talking to fart clouds in the first place.
>>541717745Their souls weren't offered as part of the deal, demons can't operate outside of deals. YOU'RE not lore realistic
>>541717850>>541718023Demons don't work on lay away payment plans. Nice try. Not lore accurate. Nice fetish content.
>>541718313>Demons don't work on lay away payment plansThe campsite scene
>>541718023He never actually says "deal," he just takes the rattle, so strictly speaking if she doesn't pay him he can't complain.
>>541718384He's mad for being called a dumb fetishist so now he's throwing a tantrum. It's not worth trying to correct him.
>>541718464I know, I know. I should know better. But I like demonstrating my knowledge of the game
>>541718715Reasonable, unfortunately we're just going to have to get used to this kind of unhinged behavior for a month or so while the brazillian haggot shills (and trolls with) his slopfic.
>>541718992Nothing bad would ever happen if we had ??? plushies
>>541719362True, and you KNOW a ??? plush is going to be on the first line of merch because he has the highest mascot potential in the game outside of the pink and green rabbits.
Those that preach what is and isn't lore accurate while neglecting to witness the story play out first hand are worse than those that write the game off without so much as downloading it. Stop experiencing the game through the perversion that is "fandom" and instead play it for yourself.
>>541718992Na dont worry. I'll be gone soon and you guys can keep your shit calg threads all to yourself. I was joking about the lore/fetish thing but I know its hard to sense bait/memes/jokes through text and autism.I do enjoy the game but damn its taking forever to complete for what it is.
>>541719473NEMLEI GIVE US MERCH RIGHT NOW
>>541719828Soon™
Another long night of kissing my pillow and pretending it's my sister
>>541720747
>>541719828>>541719901Available now at your nearest GameStop™
>>541694392Just found it at random, seen the last page, and came over to the general. Thanks anon, great work, I didn't masturbate because it was way too wholesome though, now I'm just sitting here with a heart boner and I'm no longer in mood for pornRegardless, great read. Effective game shill too, I think I'll go ahead and check if game got any more chapters ever since last time I played it
>>541722226I can't make sense of that morse code
>>541694392Nice translation broski! I decided to come here because of the last page.So what goes on here? I hope i'm posting correctly (>.<)
>>541708895rovio and supercell are also a thing, dumbass
>>541508491>Story got changed into a one-sided relationship with Ashley only being obsessive in the sense that she wants to 'possess" Andrew because...?
>>541723368Welcome to calg. We hope you enjoy your stay. Such a great community and gathering of like minded friends.
>>541596792first: it's aislop in case you haven't noticed yetsecond: all nsfw artists can turn anything into a fetish as long it has women in here
>>541723125>>541723368>>541724793Flagrant samefaggotry
>>541726827K.
>>541722226No way could they afford an n64
I texted my sister this morning and she hasn't respondedI will be killing myself forthwith
>>541727941Reasonable reaction
We're all gonna make it
https://x.com/basilcopperhand/status/1975374296966144308Sisters are an CUTE! They are an fucking CUUUUUTE
>>541732478Next OP image for sure
>>541727108Probably an American artist
>>541694392Just put a cute Ashley sprite in the end
>>541735607I didn't want Kit9 to DMCA it
>>541697571I've done this as you asked and relaxed my body, focused my intent on my sister loving me as I love her, us being chummy and cuddling each other until I forgot the sensation of my fleshThat night I had a very chaotic dream as a result. I'll try this every day and see what happens I guess. Dear Logos, I feel like I am getting desperate
>>541697732RIOTING if this doesn't become happen in Ep4
>>541732478will andrew be firgiven?
>>541739739It's not your fault.
Who ripped up Andrew's pants like that? They're almost more like cutting scars But nobody cuts through their clothes like thatAnd Andrew isn't a cutter
>>541741319Andrew bought pre-ripped jeans like a poseur . Literally everything he does is performative, I want to hit him!
>>541697732>too lazy to make super versions of their actual sonic designs
>Andrew avoiding Ashley for over a year was the right moveHe was miserable as fuck>Ashley needs to start living on her own, change, be less toxic and get a gripThe teenage flashback literally showed her trying to grow up, but Andrew’s rejection reverted her back to LeyleyFunny how they don’t mention Andrew’s flaws in this.
>Ashley is arguably worseNever mentioned Andrew>She constantly manipulates Andrew to the point of him feeling trapped and locked inAshley doesn’t always try to manipulate Andrew. It’s on him that he decided to be mutual codependency. He’s only trapped because he wants to be “normal,” but he’s actually not. Let’s not forget how Andrew manipulated Ashley and Julia.>But she pushes him constantly not realizing exactly how deep his resentment lies and how deep the problem is because she doesn’t quite listen to him.Because Andrew is a backpedaling liar that gives mixed signals, of course Ashley doesn’t believe him
>Ashley is partially if not more responsible for how things turned outNot true> Ashley was the one that started the spiral of all these miseriesNo, it was the fucking parentsJESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THESE PEOPLE ARE DUMB AS FUCK
OOPS. FORGOT THE PHOTO
>>541743826>R*dditors>retarded shit opinionsah, of course.
>>541710060
TCOAAL is about a Qabbalistic journey of one finding balance in oneselfGod's name, YHVH represents the process of creation. It has four characters which can be attributed to the certain aspects of the Sephirah, the emenataions of Ain Soph, the primal state of beingY stands for celestial Father, Chokmah, the primal consciousness that starts everythingFirst H stands for celestial Mother, Binah, the primal metaphysical substance, that gives birth to everythingV stands for celestial Son, Tiphareth, lesser reflection of Logos, the symbol of the soul of ManSecond H stands for celestial Daughter, Malkuth, the physical world, synthesis of all Sephirah, the crystallized form that is visible and tangible. It is also called the Bride(Kalah), the Virgin of the WorldIn TCOAAL Father is absent, Mother is domineering, the balance between the consciousness and the material is in disarray. The Son is captivated by the arbitrary rules, unable to accept the Daughter as she is and guide her properly. So they are both stuck.The Son must accept himself as he is, take the absent Father's place, take his 'Kingdom' and elevate her to take her rightful place next to him, and begin the cycle of Creation in balance
>>541746041>QabbalisticThe Qabbal is the organ trafficking ring
>>541746041Shoo, Hebrew
>>541746416I think you meant "cabal".
>>541743961>after playing the game myself
>>541746842Not like there's much point. All you get out of buying the game instead of watching a let's play is having to endure the tedious puzzles yourself
>>541731551>>541732478>>541694392Based
>>541747275With just watching youtube videos you lose the immersion, miss the firsthand experience of unlocking the story you don't know how it will turn out and the joy of unlocking hidden dialogues You sound like the kind of 'people' who'd watch a youtube summary of movies, shows and games instead of actually checking them to conserve 'time'
If we're mentioning Mexico, then I have to bring up the Great Chalino Sanchez, as he was well-known for having gunned down dead the rapist of his sister when she was underage. He also infamously performed his last ever song just after being handed a death threat that was speculated to have been connected to that killing from years prior, as the rapist was a local crimelord. He shrugged it off, and continued to his song, not letting that bother him. He was shot dead himself a few hours later. Rather Nemleian in attitude to be honest.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMNBjH--74w
why can't that finnish whore just write stuff like>process: game is 78% finnishedbut no
>>541748975Scarcity stimulates demand.
>>541747676>"doesn't have time" to watch a 90 minute movie>listens to a three hour long stream about itZoomers lol
>>541748975In truth, I do wonder if she has taken time off this year, chapter 3a was done last October, so we already technically matched its development time. I just can't see 4 being as big, I imagine burnout has finally hit her after the chapter 3 milestone. She never has had experience making a game for this long of a time afterall. the fandom getting coopted by haggots does not help- I always wondered how much she hates that mod. Seeing as the only non-monthly update ever since Chapter 2 was done like 2 weeks after the Hag mod was announced- that being the olive branch video- I genuinely believe it struck a nerve in her to pump out that as an indirect response/ shade on it. Especially when you connect the dots that she blatantly vents about her mom in like half her games with all the bad parenting throughout. It would get under my skin for such a personal thing to get flanderized like that you know, no matter how much I say I don't hate the characters I write.
>>541749696Whilst grinding V-bucks too
>>541749781She would write if there's difficulties, at least that's what she wrote. >haggotsI don't think she would even noticed that, just don't go to reddit and you barley see anything of that sticking out in the filth of the usual fanfiction. I'm sure she's smart enough to not wasting time with that, and leave it with kit9 dealing with any possible issues.
>>541746041Meds, now.
>>541748975By leaving it ambiguous it gives her time to go back and tweak stuff if she changes her mind on something rather than locking herself to a timeline like she's a AAA dev studio (who can't stick to a deadline).
>>541747275Shitposting or not, it never ceases to amaze me how people can just shamelessly espouse such an unrepentantly dogshit opinion like that.
https://x.com/Qgodwn0101/status/1975206870207140257
Anyone else get annoyed with this puzzle? I understood the colors and matching the person. But the mood/emotions threw me off. Which period of their life was I suppose to guess their emotion at? Cause it would be different. Wasn't very clear. Just got to the camp site.
>>541736209If you feel any body sensations, even overwhealming ones, let them be, observe them in agreement as part of your session, and they will cease in time. As easy as that, you let go of the current pattern, and let the experience of the desired one arise by itself.
>>541756727The little ghosts are the siblings as kids, it's something you figure out instantly if you're not retarded. Their expressions match the sprites, mom is seen through their point of view as an angry bitch and dad has a blank expression.
>>541754558>>541747676"Game design theory" is a total spook that people need to stop treating as a science, because all it does is make games homogenous and uninventive. Coffin is a masterpiece, yet on so-called "objective" gameplay grounds, it would be dismissed outright by pretentious fucks because it doesn't have a "fair difficulty curve", nor a "high amount of meaningful decisions per minute", nor "safe environments to test your abilities before getting into danger", nor skill trees and other such stupidity. Coffin is an adventure game and so the fun comes from exploring the maps, finding secrets, solving puzzles, and enjoying the story; if you think that somehow makes the gameplay "bad" and that it should be disqualified from the medium for not an action game, then you're a fucking idiot. I resent fuckfaces who view [my nostalgic childhood game] as a template which every game should follow without exception, lest some dipshit make a video essay crying about the mechanics. And you know that just a few short years later, that dipshit's [nostalgic childhood game] will itself be subject to a wave of new video essays made by the next generation of pretentious hacks, saying that it has "aged poorly" and that their own [nostalgic childhood game] is the platonic ideal of the medium. Rinse and repeat.Different types of games deserve to exist and anybody who disagrees is anti-art.
>>541760985>disqualified from the medium for not an action gameFor not BEING an action game*
>>541756727Progress.
>>541756727Kinda feel their mom should've had a emotionless face here. But I guess she did seem more lively in her younger years.
Bros, what the hell is this? You're doing scanlation now?
>>541761667We're expanding our empire. It's like how the mafia is all in construction.
>>541761667>sibling rightsI honestly think this is a winning name for the movement. People like siblings and people want rights; you wouldn't go around saying you are AGAINST sibling rights, would you?
>>541748975I mean it has to be decently close to done, it’s already been 6 months since 3A and in the March devlog she said it could be another year for the next one which would imply March/April 2026 the latest. My guess is still December but only time will time.
>>541756727The hint was pic related. But similar to the original map puzzle at the camp site, it's just inconsistent with the usual puzzles you can solve without even thinking about it.
>16 days since last activity on SteamDB. I wonder if she'll at the very least give us a teaser soon. Ive been checking the DB history every 12 hours or so since it was announced that devlogs were no more. I just wanna check soon and see something to get excited about.
>>541762646You need to unironically touch grass.
>>541762803>implying taking 2 seconds out of my day to check a website makes me some sort of neet
>>541762894>checking the same website for activity every 12 hours for 3 months and ongoingGo outside. And stop projecting your insecurities about your unemployment, I never suggested you were a neet necessarily.
>>541763003>unemploymentguess where I am.
>>541763130At home.
Fellas is it gay to get sexual favours from Noelle if she's under Yule's telekinesis?
>>541763565Mind Control isn't gay.
>>541763130Based. I used to post from work all the time
>>541763130Fatshley doesn't work. Post you gripping your slightly chubby belly, autistic neet girl.
>>541723125>>541723368FUCKIN NEWFAGS
>>541740953ANDERS!... it's not your fault...
>>541763003leave him the fuck alone. i have been announcing my (almost) every urination and defaecation on a discord server for almost four years, whenever i start pissing or shitting, and whenever i finish, and no one bothers me for doing so. yet, you're being a faggot over someone taking five minutes out of their day to do something actually productive instead of minding your own business. what's it to you?
>>541746581Hebdrew
>>541746041Phenomenal post, great analysis. Bit jewy for my tastes but it's okay.
>>54176454530 DOLLAZ??
>>541764545inaccurate, jews dont share their money. Plus, they have none kek
>>541764478That's not productive and your shitpost heh isn't funny.
>>541760985it's a visual novelyou can enjoy the "game" for what it is but the meat and potatoes of it lies solely in the story being told and that has little to nothing to do with the lackluster "gameplay" in regards to one's comprehension and observation of the story, there is no fundamental difference between playing the game yourself and watching someone on the internet play it
>>541765098it's much more productive to keep people informed instead of quarrelling with someone for doing just that, so you can feel good about yourself, or whatever your motive may be. also, it isn't meant to be funny, my bladder and bowel movements have grown reliant on being announced, so i can't stop otherwise i end up shitting three times a day or not urinating at all. and you still haven't answered; what's it to you?
>>541765985It's not informing people of anything.
>>541766062and you got butthurt about him posting it because...?
>>541766132He's obsessively stalking the game developers begging for crumbs. It will be done when it's done. Repsect Nemlei and give her space.
>>541766173she literally cut off all interaction with the community and, as such, can't be directly pressured or anything of the sort by anyone from the community. you are not making sense, kind sir.
https://x.com/kero_coffin/status/1975511562451399054
>>541766598That doesn't change anything and you can make that same argument for all digital stalking. That doesn't mean it's not detrimental for the health of the user and weird to other people.
>>541766173>Repsect Nemlei and give her space.
>>541766712checking steamdb for activity is considered stalking? and how can taking five minutes to check something be detrimental to one's health? following your logic, it is hazardous to check your bank account info. also, you're the only one complaining. maybe you're the one whose mental health isn't peachy.
>>541767047>checking steamdb for activity is considered stalking?twice a day every day for months? yes.
>>541765907How could you brick this sweetheart?
>>541767589>Well the only thing she's good for is relieving how bricked up I am for my sis- Ashley..
>>541767756I can only pray that God forgive you for your sins as He has mine
>>541769551I don't think he'll forgive you for the things I had you to do to my penis. Especially before marriage.
>>541769726Why are you so mean?
>>541769726ESLdrew...
>>541771110wat
>>541508263is your sovl tarred anons?https://youtu.be/nAsuZPP-AW8?si=UXj_V8hy7R43utNQ
>>541771897The abstract concept of "soul" (something that can't be directly experienced) is a completely subjective one. In relation to Coffin, for everything we have seen so far, Tar souls have higher ground than "pure" or partial ones. Your sense of identity dictates the kind of person you become.
>>541771897>is your sovl tarred anons?Yeah. I'm probably evil on a fundamental level. There's something deeply wrong with me
>>541765972>it's a visual novelNo, it isn't. Is that what you call anything short of Fortnite? Is Monkey Island a visual novel?
>>541772645NTA but>Is Monkey Island a visual novel?No, but it's a graphic adventure. In those kind of games the narrative is the entire point. It's like the Ace Attorney titles, is not as streamlined like a visual novel due to the detail of that kind of format that allows to interact with the environment to discover stuff (Coffin is filled to the brim with easily missable detail that most playtroughts don't cover), but the same principle applies. I favor playing the game firsthand of course, but it's a perfectly suitable alternative to watch a non-commentary gameplay when the story told is the main focus of the experience, and you can appreciate it in a web novel fashion. At least for now, because the game is incomplete as we speak, and frankly the current state of it development is unknown.
>>541773138The only kind of person who would watch a video of a game then come to game threads to talk is a massive cum-guzzling faggot. There is no reason to tolerate those people
>>541773471As far as you're concerned, you have been talking in a thread full of those people you despise so much since you arrived here. You're welcome to leave anytime if that's such an existential dread for you. I played every single Nemlei game so far, and i plan to play this one straightaway once it's finished and i can play it exactly how Nemlei envision it in its entirely, story full fledged and all. This is not Counter Strike or bing bong wahoo, if you watched a complete playtrought of a Ace Attorney game, you get the exact same intended enjoyment from it as playing it because, again, the narrative is the point (at least the aspect this kind of games are centered upon, nothing wrong with also wanting the challenge and going blind). What i try to say is that the result is the same, nothing wrong with both because you can get the same complete understanding and participate in these threads just fine.
When was the last time you showered with your sister?I last showered with her when I was 5 and she was 8, we had a bubble bath at my grandparents house, the bath also had big leaves in it for some reason.
>>541773824>post riddled with grammatical errors
>>541773824>I can play it exactly how Nemlei envision it.NTA, but question. So there are options to pick and different endings. Is there a certain route and decisions that are officially THE ROUTE? Like did Nemlei say ok guys, "this is my Canon story route"
>>541774575You get the idea, you can also choose to ignore them, i won't stop coming here :) just for you to know pal. >>541774630Nemlei games are self contained. There is not "correct route". There are different choices that lead to all kind of situations depending on what the main characters decide, in what they find fulfillment or in what principle they decide to act upon. In Better Half for example, Thiu can decide to hate himself and carry his live by his own, or accept his worsts aspects as his best ones and have a future with his better half. You, of course, as the reader, you decide which on you find the most appealing to you. This is one of the greatest aspects in Nemlei use of the medium for storytelling, and why discussing her works are such a blast after all: It gives an insight, in some capacity, to other people worldviews and ideals.
>>541774875>Thiu can decide to hate himself and carry his live by his own,He doesn't hate himself in the Merge end. Thanks for demonstrating that you don't know what you're talking about
>>541775116His better half didn't like it and that's why he decided to merge, and pushed the other one to do so because it will be the same (in a way). Living inside of him, and guiding it to improve his life as normal. Of course "i don't know what im talking about" from YOUR perspective because our interpretation differs. See what i mean? Also, feel free to extrapolate, it's boring as hell just being this dry and yet have nothing else to say on the matter. You demonstrate what you actually know discussing ideas and seeing how they stand ground. If im wrong, i would like to know WHY.
>>541773138>but it's a perfectly suitable alternative to watch a non-commentary gameplay when the story told is the main focus of the experienceEvery single playthrough on YouTube, and I mean every single one, has missed at least half the secrets; that's a huge part of the subtext just gone. Coffin's story benefits more from the interactive medium than most FPS stories, and you're never going to digest it if you're not exploring the maps at your own pace, interacting with objects through your own curiosity.
>>541775468>His better half didn't like it and that's why he decided to merge, and pushed the other one to do so because it will be the same (in a way)What the FUCK does this even mean? I cannot make sense of what you're saying. Both halves agreed to merge, and Thiu doesn't hate himself.
>>541775482There are other videos that show everything else in detail (except some other, really hidden ones like Andrew's phone call at the end of SnS). Again, nothing wrong with either approach, and as you say, a person who firsthand experienced the game and explore it IN FULL have advantage over this way, but saying that's impossible to discuss when the most essential part is showcased this way, and you can't tell which anon did what, is not only not useful, but pointless. >>541775691Maybe hate himself was not the correct word, i agree with that. I didn't express myself correctly, sorry haha, it happens when you get heated up in an argument. Let me rephrase that later, i like discussing Nemlei games and Better Half is one of my favorite ones.
>wordswordswordsBOOOOOOOOOOORING
https://x.com/milkymilk667/status/1975556722896085495
>>54177579812 USD mate, get to playing.
>>541777631I pirated this game
>>541777852No anon! You're breaking my heart!
>>54177785212 USD mate.
>>541778128Better spent on a pizza DESU
>>541777852Your opinion is worth only marginally more than a secondary, but still worth less.
>>541778128Nemlei have enough money for a enough self sustainable life now, and the money will keep coming and coming with or without any of us, for this and the rest of her future projects she puts for sale. I do my part playing the game and talking about it with others so if they feel inclined to give more money they can feel free to do so. In my homeland, we all pirate games forth and back just because we have the option, and that never impede anything, creation will go on with our without our intervention. Nemlei did this for free at some point anyway, and if she feel like it, she will go back to do so because she just can. The best things in life should be free, for everyone.
>>541778502Good thing this website is anonymous
>>54177854812 USD mate.
>>541778678I WILL remember you.
>>541778679As the user above put it, i may use it on pizza, or something else. My money, my rules.
>>541778056>.gif
>>541778823Pizza fucking sucks anyway, burgers are so much better it's not even funny. There's only one advantage pizza has and it's that it's shareable when you and your pals are huddling around to watch the game; but you best make that game not MLB but Coffin.
>>541779407>Pizza fucking sucks anywayWhat matter is that i like it :)
>>541779407Pizza is better because it lasts longer and doesn't need to be eaten warm so I can order one and eat nothing else all day while locked in my room playing Coffin. >sharingI have no friends
>>541779407burgers are better... because they just are, okay?
>>541779503>it lasts longerYou mean it lasts longer in the fridge, or that it takes more time to devour a single pizza?
>>541779698The latter. A burger is single serving, a pizza is multiple
>>541779668Because he like it better, simple as. Nothing wrong with that, as well it doesn't impede in celebration to go to buy one right now and fire up a random Nemlei title in a comfy evening, as there is no free will and my choices has already been made.
>>541779668>burgers are betterYes cunt it says so on the ad. The burgers are better and they're fucking hectic, when you eat that Bacon Deluxe all your ancestors are watching you with amazement as you open your third eye and start seeing health bars above brown people's heads. Fuck your pizza we fucking bash cunts who eat Domino's
Sisburgers
>>541780070I don't care what Australians think
>>541779784Then just get an equivalent sum of burgers
>>541780221you couldn't do so for 12 usd doebeit
>>541779503I can eat pizza straight up from the refrigerator and it tastes alright, if not better. Also i don't see how "not being able to share" has nothing to do with it, because you can do the same with any food.
>>541780274Of course you can, pizzas and burgers are both just meat and veg on bread; the caloric equivalent of a pizza will cost the same.
>>541780070>all your ancestorsEntirely made up. I could have been made out of the ether or being a descendant of some mutant bear, makes no difference. You can just choose to eat whatever you want for any reason because every reason is made up, everyone does what's most fulfilling for them.
>>541780763Clearly you've never had the Hungry Jack's Bacon Deluxe
>>541780936True. I had my fair share of burgers but most of them were from the local streets restaurant in the freeway. Regardless, speaking from experience, fast food chains have all been a letdown for me tho.
>>541780070Bruce is on the meth again.
>>541778502How so? Wasn't the point to experience the game firsthand? What does it matter however he got to do so? He could have played at foreign copy in a friend house in a spare time and it's all the same. If he experienced the game just like you, then how his "opinion" is worth "less" when it meets the same criteria as yours?
>>54178127112 USD mate.
>>541781501Makes no difference.
>>541781271I hate poor people
>>541781536Understandable. Still, makes no difference.
>>541781707Yeah and it's still only 12 USD mate.
>>541781784Yeah, and still, makes no difference pal.
>>541781840If you don't pay an indulgence to St Nemlei you won't be allowed into sisterheaven
>>541782430Heaven and hell are one and the same, as they won't exists without the notion of each other. If i can't enter heaven, i will make hell my paradise.
>>541782734Nigga you will burn amidst fire and brimstone whilst the faithful enjoy eternal life with their siblingspouse
Glory to the Author, the Publisher and the Delphic Spirit.
>>541783141False, as i can find fulfillment anywhere, anytime if im dead set to do so, as in my reality there is only my will. Also, if standing by my ideals lead me to that fate, so be it. PD: You created your own notion of heaven, but from my end, i reject it and create my own.
>>541784351You will not be saying this as you burn, heretic.
>>541784649Let see if that's true. As far as im concerned, you can only stand and watch, as the last word concerning my fate is mine, and mine alone.
>>541784730>mine, and mine aloneWhat about your sisterwife, silly?
>>541784801Myself pushed out. A mere reflection. And so are (You).
>>541784942Why is the universe coming out of the eyelid? Shouldn't it come out from behind the eyeball?
>>541785485You can't see your eyes through your own eyes. You close them to sleep, and if you dream, you still "can see" things, even if your "real eyes" are shut. >Why is the universe coming out of the eyelid?You are the entire universe experiencing itself.
>>541785485Because when you shut your eyes, you can no longer see the universe. Very Nemleian.
>>541785743No it's not you psued.
>>541785851Why not? Her stories are all about characters self-actualizing against the wishes of the illusory world.
>>541785991How much drugs are you on?
>>541785743False. Because that same void experience is also part of the universe, the default state from where everything comes from, and as you dream, you can close those eyes and still keep seeing wonder. Now, like that, indeed, very Nemleian.
Does anyone have the pic where a player named Andrew Graves saying you're a Nigger blacker than Congo or something? We can surely use it now since one seems to be here in our midst
>>541785743>>541786175I'm going to make your assholes Nemleian: https://files.catbox.moe/0jz32q.png
>>541785991I also see her stories in a similar light, yes. I find it truly inspiring.
>>541786354Kit9 scrubbed it from the internet because it was an Episode 4 leak
One of the most underrated things is that he really is such a nice brother when he isn't beating Ashley or lying to her.
>>541788315Those are loving beatings
>>541788315Anon he's a peeping tom
>>541788315Consider that the moments where he do those things were because he felt he had no choice. In Cliffhanger it may seem that Andrew just want to get away, and if that would mean to Ashley to being able to live alright by her own he would do so IF he can't find reconciliation between his feelings and her wishes (at least under his impression), but in the other route he was in a back against the wall and front against the sword situation where Ashley just won't let him go but also won't try to understand how he feels, and he didn't see any other way to go but down.
What do you see when you turn out the lights?I cannot tell you, but I know it's mine
>>541788915I see the dark outline of the room.
I hear you guys like disabled women?
>>541790467what
>>541790467if that was true, /calg/ wouldn't hate vtubers
>>541790467Being a woman is a disability.
>>541790467I like disabling women.
>>541732478Please use this as the next OP image.
>>541790868Please use this as the next OP image.
>>541790467I didn't know this was /ksg/
>>541761667What the F U C K does translating nip coomer slop have to do with /calg/ or the Coffin of Andy and Leyley? Fuck off.
>>541791773We already had that, many moons ago
>>541791810Absolutely nothing. The general sometimes oscilate between Nemlei games and other topics in such an extreme ways, that you will find some true pro incests activism among the Anons and connecting it here despite being off topic.
>>541791784>/ksg/so about those snake cloaca's... what type of snake would the siblings be?
>>541791810Sisterfucking.
>>541763565>thinking yule would share
>>541791959I know, but it won't be the first time we repeat OP pic. Anyway, the race for the OP has begun!
>>541792048I have no idea what you are talking about anon. Katawa Shoujo has nothing to do with snake cloacas
Which one of you was this?
>>541792296>he doesn't know
>>541792374>topslut
>>541792374Can't be me, i have greater taste in anime.
>>541792374Has to be me.
So this guy who always commented on sister incest stuffs was indeed one of us...
Rate the nemlei girls based on their footjob skills
>>541793156Marion mogs
>>541792861Sorry, wrong image
>>541793271>>541793271lol, amazing Oneirosophy synchronicity in action, nice.
>>541791970>you will find some true pro incests activism among the AnonsWait, we're not all delphists?
>>541793814Yeah, we can say that, but then there is a point where Nemlei games including Coffin get entirely out of view and we have incest manga translation announcements that have nothing to do with /calg/.
>>541785421Andrew can't even use the L-word around Ashley unless she asks. :(
>>541794236>>541794236>>541794236Smile like you mean it
>>541794231Ligma?
Thread closed due to AIDS parasites. Please stay in /calg/ 470 and do not attempt to leave. Janny will be administering offtopic bans directly to the IPs of those who shit up the thread.
