Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>541508263
Fine, sisters MIGHT be cute
>>541794231There are ways to say "I love you" without speaking at all, Andrew gets it.
smell sisters aggressively and obviously
>>541794357Ashley is not smart enough to understand them. She likes direct approach
>>541794452Well, it's up to Andrew to realize that.
>>541794357That's mostly copium. Unless you do things that are overtly romantic, it's never going to get the message across to either gender.
Report off topic posts quickly and quietly
i liek wood!
>>541794452Ashley has undiagnosed autism
Ashley's sisstinkSmelling Julia feetsHuffing Renee pits
>>541794623Sir, the thread just started and there are 6 posts above yours.
Be a delphic person
>>541794560If i have to guess, Coffin most ideal resolution lies on the path where they both find fulfillment in their union and resolution to whatever inner issues they experiment (whatever happens with their lives tho, the point is self realization). Most of the conflicts in Decay are about the siblings being misunderstood by the person they love the most, and considering the place where cliffhanger ends is an absolute mental landscape, the key resides on TRUST, and opening up to each other until no barrier remains.
>And it should probably be two separate places.What was going through Andrew and Ashley's heads when mom said that? I can read Andrew's face as a defensive "Are you calling me a sisterfucker?", but Ashley's expression just looks like some cute pouty thing. Is her expression meant to be combative? Mildly annoyed? Hurt?
>>541794290
>>541795440Separation is something that neither sibling really wants and mom is unsubtly advocating for it.
>>541794623Quietley
Do you guys think there's ANY hope for the 13th?
Outright cheek pinching is a little mean, but it's genuinely soothing to just caress sisterface with your brotherhands.
>>541795440They have nothing and are legally dead so no job either unless it's crime. Who wouldn't get offended at being kicked out?
>>541796021Get this pedo shit out of here.
>>541795440I interpret it as she being annoyed beyond worlds because the only moment she gave a shit it's to make clear that she hopes that's their lives becomes distant and more miserable. Icing on the cake after Ashley understood that her own mother couldn't give less of a shit if she was alive or not.
>>541796076Our only hope is Halloween and if she has nothing by November it's just all over for us
>>541796513>NOOOOOOO! Think of the fictional children and how this affects them!
>>541796513She's older than him.
>>541796021Get this non-Nemleian shit out of here.
>be horrible older brother in your youth>"oh no my sister never reaches out to me and wants to forget me. how can this be??">"I-I can still fix this"
>>541796181>Outright cheek pinching is a little meanYou're not a real brother if you don't hit your sister a bit
>>541797560That looks like the chatlog with one of my sisters, except I never cared to fix the relationship. Her health is declining early-onset Alzheimer's combined with some heart palpitations and I nearly teared up when I found out. I still don't want to go hang out at her place though, I just don't want her to forget who she is and suffer.
>>541799460>I nearly teared up when I found out. I still don't want to go hang out at her place thoughI hope she forgets you AND suffers.
>>541799563But why? She has a kid, a senile mom would be a burden on her family.
>>541799905Because of you. You gave me this desire. She will suffer to fulfil my desire that you stoked within me.
>>541799563Is time for school, Timmy. Stop pretending being a bad guy on the net.
>>541800006(You)
Fight those that bully your sister
>>541800132Life isn't a movie, if your sister's bullies are girls then she's on her own.
>>541800031>>541800106You will never know true hatret, newfags.
>Oh Anderu, did ru kno tree are make of roood?
>>541800981lmao
dead general, dead game, dead hag
>>541802847Thanks for the bump.
>>541802878my intentions are pure
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>541803960But will her inbred kids love her?
>>541794236How do you even read this, the sequence is all fucked up
>>541804105yes
>>541794236Wait, why does Teenshley have a mole here?
>>541804419clean your fucking monitor
>>541805491
I'm late to the discussion but here's my vote. Burger > pizza
>>541806670I just noticed the hand is brown? That can't be Andrew. Disgusting anti Canon artwork.
>>541806945Andrew is the blackest man alive
>>541804579It would be hell of a coincidence that specs of dirt aligned themselves so perfectly that they ended up on the same part of her face in three separate panels.
>>541794236>no tcoaal shrine themeFUUUCCCKKK!!!!
>>541799460>I still don't want to go hang out at her place though, I just don't want her to forget who she is and suffer.WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SPINELESS???? COWARD!!!!!
>>541808564>>541804419Oh yeah, I just realized the mole roughly aligns with the pimple on Ashley's design. Should have made it red then, though.
>>541809862>cowardIt's not like I'm avoiding her, she was my favorite sister when I was 7-10 years old and then we became distant. Now we don't really have anything to talk about.
>>541810845>Now we don't really have anything to talk aboutwell yeah, she has alzheimer's, lol.
>>541812212>tentacles
>>541812712Huge fingers.
>>541812712>"Are you nuts? We can't keep this, if the cops go through our phones we're fucked! Besides, these things are full of spyware. I shouldn't have even let you take it in the first place."
>>541813430Future Canon by the way. Not a fetish.
>>541813578>"you're thinking too much. It'll be fine."
Teendrew using his horney aura on Teenshleyhttps://x.com/pokkan333/status/1975590449378463791
>>541814072>that username in the corner
I think there's something really wrong with me
Who is the "hear no evil" if andy is the see no evil and leyley is the speak no evil
Do Andrew and Ashley ever do oral or only piv
>>541796076No. The real question is, is there any hope for the artist in your picrel to return?
>>541800262Sissy cope. If you can't intimidate a bunch of bitches 2 years youngers than you you're not a man. Andrew probably just didn't care though.Also>life isn't a movie/gameI have never seen any non-retarded take following this.
What video games do the Graves play
>>541807447Yeah but he must have vitiligo so it's still not canon.
>>541812212
>>541818237No Grampa. (You)'re the one who needs to touch grass. It's not the late 90s/early 00s anymore. If Andrew and Ashley were in high school in the 20s, they would be openly incestuous and their zoomer classmates would MAYBE meme a little about it before losing all interest.
>>541818237>If you try to mess with girls who are younger than you as a man your life is going to get destroyed.Daaaaaaw, are the popular girls going to spread rumors about you? Scared they'll tell everyone you're a sis-con weirdo? Would that bother you, Anondy?
>>541818746>>541818904Oh. Its the sperg
>>541818436You first.
>>541822842He knows what he's about
>posting TCoAaL on fagdit be like:
>4chan post of a twitter image joking about a reddit post
did douglas ever not wear a suit? what the hell was his job?
>>541823372i created a burner account on plebbit to take a gander at tcoaal's subreddit because it's age-restricted. and i was horrified, and utterly disgusted by the fact that such people exist. it's untermenschen like them that give coffin a bad name. and half of all posts are them complaining about the community being disliked, when it's entirely their fault.
>>541823372>caring about what a bunch of basedboi bugmen and retarded brazillian trannies think
>>541825145I haven't been there myself but I saw some people on xitter complaining that it's basically nothing but mod shilling now, is this accurate?
>>541827873There's some validity in understanding the other side of the fence, if for no other reason than to reassure yourself of the objective correctness of yours.
>>541830720Despicable creature
>>541825093The only job we know he had was at a grocery store. Who knows what he was doing when he died.
>>541830720Saintly young lady
>>541830720Unknown Quantity
There's a special place in hell for brothers that are mean to their sisters. Sisters are meant for hugs, snugs, and fugs.
>>541833793Sisters should be kept on their toes.
>>541834076Agreed, because you're pinning them against a wall and... playing Monopoly with them.
>>541834414how the fuck is someone supposed to play Monopoly while they're pinned against a wall?
>>541834910It's easy, when they land on your property it really fucks them.
There's a special place in hell for brothers that are nice to their sisters. Sisters are meant for hurting, harming, and hitting.
>>541833793>>541837121Now for the sex one...
>>541832408I think when you do the option to hear them out, they mention trying to get him a job with the dad in "sales" because i believe I remember Renee saying he probably wouldn't do well though.
>>541806670The only BBC Ashley's getting is Big Brother Cock.
>>541806670>>541846986I looked into it (because I am mentally ill) and it seems the artist doesn't intend it as cuckshit. He claims Patreon won't let him
>>541847537But he could've just drawn it as any other white guy????
>>541847537Lmao that's a blatant lie. His gallery features multiple males taking it up the ass from negroes; he knows what he's about. As long as Andrew's face isn't pictured and his name isn't given, a male with pale skin could've been interpreted as fucking Popeye. He knows Patreon's rules don't forbid same-race couples, but his intention was never to avoid Patreon's wrath.
Did Renee lose her virginity to Douglas or was she a hussy
>>541850271She was a HUSSYDouglas larped as a manHUSSY by accident
>>541850271Even if she did lose it to Doug she's still a hussy because it happened before they were married
>>541850667>she's still a hussy because it happened before they were marriedbut... Ashley loses her virginity to Andrew without them getting married first...does that mean...
>>541851006Ashley is the real hussy
>>541851473Jewish hands typed this post
>>541851849
>>541851006Ashley literally does consider herself a whore in SnS. We'll see how Cliffhanger (the primary canon route, Nemlei told me so) goes.Renee on the other hand let Doug smash for borrowing his lighter. Absolutely brotherless. At least Andree and Ashley held off till the night before their wedding.
>>541852742>Ashley literally does consider herself a whore in SnSShe literally says the opposite, because she's not some nympho
>>541852896That's just cope, and even that failed when she let herself enjoy drunk sex that one time.
>>541847537>I am not allowed to draw his brother blame the big P>trust me, i can't.that's what a cuck fetishist would say
Just spend 40 minutes using my onahole to Ashley images while pretending it's my sister
>>541854216R...Rude!
>>541855240Great joke, but I get how dudes can get addicted to pussy. If my onahole was self-warming, self-lubricating, moved independently, and said it loved me, I would genuinely never stop thinking about it
>>541855674Your onahole doesn't have a personality attached to it to love. Being "addicted" to something you are biologically wired to like and want is just a symptom of hypersexuality.But in relation to coffin I think it's almost insulting to suggest that Andrew couldn't stop thinking about Julia just because she was a warm hole.
>>541854216
>>541857304genuinely terrifying
>>541854216When I had an ona I would always coom instantly
What would happen to the birth rate if we legalised sibling marriage?
>>541860620Probably nothing.
You'd need to undo the taboo first before it has an effect.
Are you the translator guys? I've been waiting on an English version of this: https://hitomi.la/manga/ottori-yasash%C4%AB-ore-no-n%C4%93chan-wa-hin-ny%C5%AB-%7C-%E6%88%91%E9%82%A3%E6%96%87%E9%9D%99%E4%B8%94%E6%B8%A9%E6%9F%94%E7%9A%84%E5%A7%90%E5%A7%90%E6%98%AF%E4%B8%AA%E8%B4%AB%E4%B9%B3-%E4%B8%AD%E6%96%87-2998212.html#1
>>541866726Yes, we accept payment in the form of proof of owning The Coffin of Andy and Leyley on Steam.
>>541866751No seriously, how wet did this make her?
>>541866956For once I'd like to discuss cute sibling body contact without it being necessarily sexual.
>>541866726>Nee-chanBah
>>541867189I have an insatiable sex drive and I agree completely. Cuddling your imoutie-patootie doesn't have to be sexual, close intimate contact without necessarily turning adult is insanely fulfilling in a completely different way and is severely underrepresented.
>>541867564Nemlei's next game will be about a younger brother and older sister, trust the plan.
>>541867987She won't, she's not a plebeian.
>>541868031wtf, she's written little brothers (Marrow) and older sisters (Jane) before. You know what comes next...
>>541868154Oh you're just shitposting. Carry on then.
>>541868205??? How is it plebeian? Nemlei likes writing sibling characters and that's a fact. We've gotten Lynn and Marrow, Sylvester and Sylvie, Noelle and the unknown brats she takes care of, Andrew and Ashley, and Jane and Julia. She's given us everything so far, except for a clear younger brother AND older sister dynamic. It only makes to complete the circle with the one thing she still hasn't written. You'll see it in her next game!
>>541868425>It only makes to complete the circle
>>541868471MAKES SENSE*FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
What would happen if Ashley got confirmed racist in Episode 4
>>541869192One of the few things Ashley excels at is survival, we already know she's racist.
>>541869192She was already confirmed racist.
>>541869396No, you're thinking of Nemlei.
>>541867987Based, nee-sans are justice.
>>541818023You cannot intimidate a woman unless she's very low IQ, if she's even normal IQ she'll call any man's bluff and demand that he hits her. If he does he's catching felony charges and makes himself a burger flipper for life. It's like being sentenced to poverty.
https://x.com/GonadLad/status/1975658623318753643
Normal couch sitting position.
>>541869624Honestly, even the low IQ ones. Women exist with the knowledge that they are protected by state power, so it doesn't matter if you can slap a chick back to the Teletubbies era because she thinks you won't, and because she thinks you won't she thinks you *can't*. Women are generally retards when it comes to comprehending violence and the threat of violence.>>541869765I can't imagine why people would think that's weird, they're fully clothed and everything.
>>541869765Yeah, I was sitting like that with my wife on Sunday. Nothing weird about it.
>>541869624>>541869826Lmao dude, you can ruin any girl's life by spreading rumours that her pussy stinks.
There's a special place in heaven for brothers that pleasure their sisters. Sisters are meant for fucking, breeding, and plowing.
Where the fuck is the 3rd flower? Please help. I've clicked what I feel like everything three times over. I declare retardation.
>>541871490'est on 'eck
>>541871490Never mind. "Eye" made a mistake. Item used.
>>541871446Actually sex outside of marriage is a sin and no church marries siblings.
>>541871741Actually siblings are born married.
>>541871760The Japanese understand this since 妹 refers to both your wife and your sister
>>541860620not much, i doubt that a lot of siblings are chomping at the bit to get into a relationship even if the taboo goes awayit would be an interesting experiment tho
>>541872550Sisterfucking solves modern dating.
>>541872550>i doubt that a lot of siblings are chomping at the bit to get into a relationship even if the taboo goes awayThey have to make it illegal because they know it would buck the system. Who needs situationships when you have a cute and cuddly sibling you can trust? We already know that siblings are experimenting at rates higher than reported.
>>541872810Think of all the desperately horny anons who would (or do) fuck their sisters, and realize there's a nonzero population of sisters who are chewing their bedposts fantasizing about getting her baby bakery battered by her brother's gooey goon platoon.
>>541872974The reason this game blew up is because Nemlei in 2023 simply said what everyone was already thinking: we want our sisters gothic and riding our dicks.
>>541873302For the last time, she's grunge, not goth.
>>541873302Ashley isn't gothic, and sisters generally prefer it when their brother takes charge. Missionary is classic, but consider doggy as it gives you more fine-control over how you manhandle her.
I'm getting the bad route. I can feel it. Should I even bother continuing or just start over now? Waste of fucking time.
>>541873404The male can thrust during cowgirl, plus it's nice to have her body weight on you. I just don't like doggy, sorry.
>>541873462All routes lead to incest.
>>541873462There is no bad route. This is a game to be explored fully, and fast forwarding is quick on repeat playthroughs.
>>541873462Never stop
>>541873562>fast forwarding is quick on repeat playthroughsI feel like this stopped being true after episode 3 launched. Or I guess even earlier, with the cleanup bit in the parents' basement.
>>541873519I don't know, I prefer being in control only because my sister doesn't have a good sense of rhythm for rolling dice in Monopoly so it just becomes awkward trying to match pace. It's easier and more enjoyable for us both and take control of all of the properties so the game can finish properly: with one side getting fucked stupid and the other one feeling like the king of the world.
>>541860620Nothing, also don't let anyone scare you that there's some sort of birth rate problem. In the year 1900 the global population was 1.7 billion, the biggest in history. Once we can't afford to feed the third world they'll simply die off by the hundreds of million and we'll go back to a global population of 2-3 billion max. The real problem is retirement, you're probably not gonna have a pension in your twilight years nor will your government be able to provide 10k euro worth of medical treatment for you every year. In many ways we're at the tail end of a golden age, I think both the idea of retirement and free healthcare will become a thing of the past.
>>541873834That is to say, "more enjoyable for us both if I take control of all of the properties[...]"
>>541873834>I prefer being in controlIf the man's still able to thrust then how is he in any less control?
>>541874005Because unless she's playing along then cowgirl is just a leg and core workout with a boner, and if she's not awesome at playing along there are more ways you can both have more fun.
>>541874075>unless she's playing alongI don't see the difference between this and agreeing to doggystyle; in either case she's agreed to give you ample hip room.
>>541874182Okay well I just don't find trying to bounce a ~170 lb. valkyrie on my pelvis to be the absolute peak of mutual enjoyment.
>>541874294>help! my pork is too tender and my potatoes are too creamy!
>>541874378>help! my pelvis is too bruised and quads are on fire!
>>541874564>quads are on fireIf you're getting DOMS that just means you've got a good workout, which is healthy.
>>541875017I got DOMS from fingering my asshole
>>541875017>Bro how the fuck do you get legs like that?Sisterfucking and OATZ
>>541875093
Devlog in less than a week!
https://x.com/AzulYagami/status/1975327708620914899You're checking in to get a blood test and this is your nurse. What do?
>>541878021Get an infection probably
>>541878021Spit game harder than I ever have ever rizzed in my entire life >you're like a sister to meHopefully it works. Worse case scenario she lethally injects me, but I shot my shot
>>541872667Indeed
>>5418751183 sets of sisterfucking (raw)
>>541879079Fuck, to get to that point I need to be able to do 3 sets of 3 minute conversations with women
>>541878894Speaking of sister fucking, on the /x/ board /loa/ thread there are people utilizing the spiritual techniques of Law of Attraction/Assumption to get taboo girlfriends such as sisters, pic-related.
>>541879573Teach us these sister manifesting ways.
>>541879573/x/ is unironically a glowie cesspool trying to make channers as mentally ill as possible so that they may be used as future shooters or patsies (e.g. the murder of Charlie Kirk).
>>541879689Someone in the past thread already gave some tricks See this posts chain: >>541667976
>>541879750This is more or less true. /x/ is truly useless when it comes to any serious practice feedback. But you could only read the sources and ignore /x/ completely, worked for me. 4chan, when it comes to any serious endevour, only serves as an information repos.
American Anons, are you part of the Coffin banana? These are the states that had the most interest in this game prior to Episode 2's release. They're the TRUE and HONEST fans.
>>541879769Shit, mean to post this one: >>541668652
>>541879689Look up the works of Neville Goddard and the Universal Line.The most basic technique is States Akin To Sleep where as you go to sleep you imagine your desired scenario as if it is already happening and keep imagining it until you dose off.and keep doing it until happens.There's also other techniques such as affirmations, living in the end, etc but it all boils down to you creating your reality, not the other way around>>541879917Yep /x/ is great for getting books and shit but not for community or getting feedback or getting actual knowledge from social interactions, just as you say an info repo.
>>541879917>witchcraft tutorials are completely bogusNo shit?
>>541880032No, they actually work but not in the way you desire. You might draw the attention of something malicious.
>>541879689Anon i got you covered!https://pastebin.com/k5dFSHA1Here are some great resources. Also, this comment >>541880030 is right. Your world is your private dream, and you can do anything you can imagine and more, you just have to know it. >Neville Goddard>Universal Line>TriumphantGeorge CompendiumThat's all you will ever need.>>541880032No Witchcraft, as every moment in your life is a manifestation. Some people just have trouble realizing it. But if you want to have witchcraft, you can have it too! Enjoy lads
>>541880130You reckon I could use these abilities to force out a new devlog?
Made this over a year ago, back when we thought 3A was gonna be Burial. A lot of these still ended up true surprisingly.
>>541879689Also, DON'T VISIT THE LOA GENERAL ON /X/, for the love of god and everything you hold dear anon, please DON'T DO IT. PRACTICE THIS BY YOURSELF AND USE YOUR HEAD, consider yourself and everyone on this thread lucky to find about this on pure offshot on some random game thread instead of that garbage bin board.
>>541880435Yeah that board is full of naysayers, doomers, trolls, etc etc so it's better to just read the works directly and put them into practice rather than try to contact the community.
>>541880392I still think Julia is going to find out the truth about Nina in Burial. It'll make me so sad...
>>541880225You are already imagining that you are following this game and waiting for a devlog from Nemlei, you are a portable universe with a magic show ongoing 24/7. Intent that is already here. I recommend that for the philosophical approach and understanding to this, get a skimming wikipedia to the following stuff:>Non dualism>Transcendental Idealism>Perennial philosophy>SolipsismThis is nothing new, it has always been here, explored in a lot of ways since the dawn of times.
So, /calg/ got tired of talking about anal sex and Linux, thus we default to IRL demon summoning?
>>541880225Even if you're a natural warlock you'll just end up blessing Nem-chan herself, maybe igniting her passion for art again or making the burnout more tolerable. You're not forcing her to release a devlog. People have free will.
>>541880735You don't have to summon demons, as you are both the demons and angels, they are part of the invisible world that is one with your mind. But if you want demons, you can also have them do stuff for you for free. Read Solomon Testament for some inspiration on the subject.>>541880737Free will doesn't exist. There is only one will from the sole ONE consciousness that command the universe: The person reading this post right now.
>>541880735Alright then, what's the /calg/ approved distro? I'll be jumping ship after Windows 10 is kill.
>>541881473https://web.archive.org/web/20121127163753/http://linuxforniggers.us/ it's what we deserve
>>541880624Also, just to add to those>PragmatismSomething that /x/ lacks
>>541794236My sister makes me feel weird and think weird thoughts that should not be there. Sometimes I wish didn't have her even though she literally did nothing but existing
>>541883437you don't have her dummy because you're a coward!!
>>541883606Being a coward and being a sensible person are two entirely different things
>>541872550>>541860620Legalizing on its own won't do much because 90% of the incest taboo is just the threat of ostracism and shame that can easily persist in absence of legal prohibitions.A more interesting thought experiment is what would happen if it somehow evolved to becoming chic in popular culture.
If incest is beneficial why did Zoroastrianism (One of few religions that said incest is a good thing) lose to Islam and is near extinct now? Checkmate siblingfuckers
>>541884390Kill yourself salafist
>>541884390The god of this world is an evil one
>>541884117true, incest is legal in france, spain, portugal, but still very frowned upon (and the law will try to find other charges to levy against you if they find out, to try and punish you anyway)there are no statistics on how common it is there compared to other countries though
>>541885737There probably is a small effect. The possibility of a year or two in prison can make a difference as to whether two people might want to risk it, but it's obviously not big enough to be noticed.>the law will try to find other charges to levy against you if they find out, to try and punish you anywayIs there an example of this? I remember a few years back reading about a Spanish half-brother and half-sister who originally grew up apart ending up in the news after he knocked her up. They seemed quite happy and there was no mention of any legal problems.
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>541886463mm, i admit to not having have true examples and was just going from hearsaynot a really relevant example but there's an article on a consensual spanish father-daughter couple who was forbid to take their baby home, but legally it makes sense as age of consent is higher if one the partners holds authority over the other
>>541888773Some places have specific stipulations, such as Israel where incest is only legal when everyone involved is at least 20 years old. Always gotta look at the fineprint, but I'm quite confident that in most western jurisdictions where it's legal, there won't be any zealous persecution so long as nobody involved is a below a specific age (typically 16-18, depending on the country or state).
>>541851006>>541851473>>541852742>>541852896Ashley says you’re only a whore as a woman if you enjoy it
>>541890897Based
I want to fuck my sister
>>541893350That's weird. Have you tried fucking a hussy?
>>541893350I want to fuck my sister, but actually I don't. My psychological defect is making me think I romantically love her and want to fuck her, even though I really don't
>>541893421That's a good idea...>>541893586I want to fuck my sister, but not because I love her. I'm just horny and it would be hot
These god damn fucking brotherwhores don't even want to cherish their sisters and be nice and sweet to them and declare their unabatable passion. It's all just sex sex sex sex. You know what sex is for? Impregnating your loving sister so you can start a beautiful family with your trusted sweetheart. But no, you fools couldn't fathom such noble ideas.
>>541893984>You know what sex is for? Impregnating your loving sisterI don't want to get stuck raising some brats. I just want to feel good
>>541894206Bruh you're way ooc to use Andrew pic
>>541894206They're not brats, they're your pride and joy, the culmination of you and your sister's maturity and wisdom. And in time, they will be your best friends.
>>541894552What they are is responsibility, and a LOT of work. I don't want to be tied down for 18 years. I just want to cum and be done with it
>>541894741If you're not fucking retarded then it's not like work at all! It's more like a hobby, something you can automatically summon work ethic for.
>>541894391So is the Ashleyfag.
>>541894925Unfortunately, I am fucking retarded. And lazy to boot.
I-I don't want to have kids either!
>>541873849I know this is offtopic but Angela Merkel is suicidal these days and regrets what she did to europe and germany.On topic, how do you think the siblings would feel about coffinland suddenly having large scale immigration of people who hate coffinland?
>>541896842The Jews and their lies… There is no way Julia is not giving you at least 4 children.
>>541879573What if I don't have a sister?? I'm going to be alone forever!!!
>>541897515I know she's not meant to be so built just yet, but my brain interpreted the red area as huge swaying boobs.
I love my sister's huge tits.
>>541880206That link is outdated tho. Here's the current /one/ paste:https://pastebin.com/tGArf88M
>>541898717I love your sister's huge tits too.
>>541897653manifest a secret older sister your parents gave up for adoption>son, there is something we have to tell you...
>>541901209I'd rather not. A younger sister, however...
"You want some Andy?"
>>541901354>son... that girl neighbor you had a crush on, the one that gave you your first kiss? that was your half sister. i cheated on your mom.
https://x.com/kero_coffin/status/1975914345084391524
>>541897515>There is no way Julia is not giving you at least 4 children.Leglock like a vice grip
>>541901956Based french.
Not gonna lie, I'm starting to be worried about the next chapter. Decay was so good, it's gonna be a tough act to follow, especially with a big wait.
>>541901956huh
>>541903037Cmon everyone talked about how Decay is gonna be boring shit before Ep3 release but it turned out to be a Delphic kino
>reading Julia's letter
>>541903598>"meh">tosses it away
>Let's cuddle together and read the bible!
>>541904298Do people actually read the Bible for leisure? It seems really boring
Cousins are legal anonsJust find a cute one as a younger sister
>>541904757>become gay>find gay person to partner>force sister title on them>profit
>>541904925but thats gay
>>541905052True. You're very right. Hmm. Back to the drawing board.
>>541904298We'd never make it out of Gensis before we started sloppy kissing
>>541904925You immediately made it gayYou are gayTHATS GAAAAAY
>>541904925How about >remain normal>find girl to partner>force sister title on them>profit
>>541871490what in the bootleg steam deck is that?also, nice thinkpad
>>541879996KY reporting in
>>541879996>least White parts of the country
>>541901209In my case that's literally impossible>>541901956I've never had a first kiss
>>541903589True, you have a good point.
>>541909495>that's literally impossibleThat's a command
Rabbit and wolfhttps://x.com/beaureguarden/status/1975682555077914851
>>541914178
>>541904925What kind of backward ass looney tune logic is that?
>>541915419
>>541914483What?
>>541918647IrreSIStible
>>541914178>>541918647AWOOOOOOOOOOOOWerewolves of Coffin!
>>541910647My parents died
>>541909495Not even a first kiss huh? This might be very bad advice but I've heard of people just "finding" a hussy to get all the first out the way, so you don't over think about ask the first stuff.
>>541923573sisterless post
>>541923573sisterless life
>>541923659>>541923698Yeah, yeah yeah. I said it was bad advice, didn't I?
>>541924497You put it out there anyway. Repent to Nemlei, kiss your sister.
hagmod tommorow btw who's excitedthe announcement art is so anti-kino btw lol why is it so serious
why are you advertising slop here?
>>541903598I hope her letter was written largely for her own sake and not because she thought Andrew would actually give a shit. It's actually impressive how little he cared about her. Don't get me wrong, obviously she was a copemaxxing cop-out to distract himself from Ashley, but it's hard to wrap my head around that very specific and targeted form of apathy.>>541925902Why are you acknowledging him?
541925720nobody cares about your trash mod
>>541926979canon tardrew
>>541925957His reaction to Julia and the letter truly cemented it for me that he is cold and calculated. Wanting to use her for a place, trapping with kids. The plans were all going through his head. Nothing on a feelings level. Just pure logical calculations for scenarios. Are people who "care" for people like this "bad"? He was willing to put on the act of making her happy but it wasn't "real. Is it ever really real though?
>>541927119I can understand it, to a degree anyway. Before my sister moved in the first time I had a girlfriend who I didn't necessarily "love" but mostly just kind of tolerated and I entertained the idea of just marrying her because I was approaching my 30's and the thought of dating again was pure rope-fuel. It's not like I treated her badly I just didn't have an irrational, unconditional affection for her.
>>541927051He caught hussy AIDS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, AN UPDATE!
>>541928036>12 hours agoNice try, but I would've already heard about it
>>541928036
Hold on, what is this
>>541927119I can't help but think this way in everything I do. I've fully accepted that if I ever get married and have a family i probably won't be attracted to them in anyway or enjoy being around them.
>>541928036Confirmed, legit changes. I wonder if the 13th, will be the day things get triggered online.2 year anniversary. Maybe just a trailer update. I'm not getting my hopes up.
>>541928341>Al-shley and Al-drew
HACKLEIYOU USED THE OUTDATED VERSION OF THE MENU BACKGROUNDTHE CLEAVER HOLE IS IN THE WRONG PLACE
>>541928341Ah, Nemlei is translating it into the national language of modern Finland.
Would Andrew still love Ashley if she got a mastectomy
>>541880392Holy shit I saw that a couple hours ago in my /calg/ folder and was thinking of posting it. All /calg/gers really are connected spiritually.
>>541930954I wouldn't
