Previous thread: >>541494125>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
Justice soon, friends!
FUCKING ALPHA COMMANDERGET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
>scorpion armor for desert planet kino>barely any helmets fit with itmany such cases
what would you guys think about loadouts closer to the ol' roleplay roles, tank, AoE damage,single target dmg, support(very limited heals but think emplacements, ammo, timed shield) i know it has some of these, but im thinking more of it
>>541570307yes I want the rumbler to be the mobile artillery man who can fuck up semi distant bases by himself if only his mates give enough cover and reload help
You can't have a grunt fantasy when the grunt in question can easily take out hundreds of combatants occupying a heavily fortified base within minutes. This game is a power fantasy at the end of the day and should be treated as such.
>>541570547but how many of the enemies are actually taken out by the grunt himself as opposed to his CAS, spaceship, sentries, and heavy man portable weaponry that he needs fucktons of cover fire to have any hope of reloading?
>>541569769i love Jessica Helldiver
>>541569769short mag heavy pen DMR? or medpen AR balanced to be another libpen killer?
>Be a "grunt">Have the authority to call down orbital and air strikes, heavy tech weaponry and reinforcements at a moment's noticeriiiight
8 cm Granatwerfer 34 doko
>>541571236give me ubgl's
>>541569769>balloon
>>541571076in military context grunt means someone who does frontline work and doesn't get to be at a cushy periphery of the battlefield (such as the air or orbit) so yes Helldivers are gruntsthe guys aboard the spaceship, Eagle and Pelican pilots are the ones that are not grunts
>>541571441I know what a "grunt" means dude, I was in the US Army for six years.Granted as a pog IT specialist but still
>>541571581yes well a sufficiently ranked irl grunt would obviously have authority to call in air strikes and similar heavy ordnance right?
>Join SOS extermination mission>Reinforce the leader>Kicks meBrowns need to be rounded up and shot>>541571751... That's a fair point I concede
custom bot anon doko...
>>541571076You could argue that the helldivers are merely "requesting" assistance (artillery barrage, air support), but SEAF has basically removed all bureaucracy inherent to these and just instantly approve any Helldiver stratagem call;
Mildly FUNNY custom lobbyD10 botsTest run of custom subfaction "Ballistic Battalion"Units list:MG-43 Heavy devastatorAMR Regular devastatorsAMR Rocket devastatorsFortress turret Factory striderGL-21 Reinforced strider 2/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242117484976/76561198205883657
>>541572353>AMR Regular devastators>AMR Rocket devastatorsoh we're fucking DEAD dead
>>541572353FULL
>>541572353Full in not even 4 minutes...
I can't wait to see the reddit/hdg/ melty when the swedes finally stop going on vacation long enough to release the heavy tripod enemy for the squids.>noooooo. I can't kill it with the liberator! We need another 60 days of buffs!!!!!
>>541572353Holy fuck lmao
>>541571751Helldivers are logical conclusion of US assymetrical warfare doctrine. Every man a JTAC.
Decided to try out the Lib Penetrator after maxing out the Coyote, The penetrator feels really good with short mags for some reason
/hdg/ divegrass team is playing vs /gfg/ (girls frontline general) after the current match (persona vs guilty gear) in ~40 minutes from this post.come tune in at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague watch the team drop some bombs and the fatass letting in all the goals.
>>541572974>Every man a JTAC.It makes sense given that Helldivers more equivalent to an elite unit like the Rangers or GB A-Team. Call for fire isn't that hard, just PFC Fuckface from 3ID isn't gonna be trusted to do it unless everyone else is dead.
>>541573474Libpen is an extremely efficient gun. It has the efficiency of the pen2 rifles without being one. Very nifty & popular for a reason.
>>541572353Why do you only do bots?
>more than half of all enemy spawns are hulks on the MO planetPeople here try to tell you lightpen are "usable" btw.
>>541573882I frequent both of these and don't know who to cheer for
>>541574024They simply have ~3 times more tings to edit than other factions, kek
>>541573892Helldivers does show why every PFC Chucklefuck isnt a JTAC pretty well. Super Earths tolerance for FF is much much higher
This is an automoton
>>541574381fat whore
>>541574173Gay
>>541574381Definitely not seeing any similarities at all
>>541574381mommy?
>>541573892>elite unit like the RangersLole
>>541574381
>>541574616fat cow
>>541574381This is a cyborg.
>>541572353>custom lobbyhow do?
>>541574750Very clearly a dog
>>541574381>>541574616>>541574704helldivers?
>>541574873>>541574704>>541574616>>541574381
>>541574902Helldivers 2
>>541574981
>>541575347
>>541574304Fair point. There's also the point that you usually only have one guy calling the air or artillery rather than 4 people calling shit whenever on whatever.>>541574689If you have a non-meme response, please share it. 75th RR is the definition of elite, they're the premier light infantry unit of the United States Military. Quite literally the best of the best at what they do.
>>541575740
>>541575904
>>541573882welp the match was a semensluper so we're up nowthe stream might not work for brave users because of privacy badger just a warning
>>541573882were up now
>Instakilled by another """"""""unlucky"""""" hulk firebomb direct hit from it's launcherGet me off this dogshit faction already.
>>541574381Cows have no place on the battlefield
>>541573882place your bets on whether bulletsponge chokes again or not
>>541576335hulk firebombers lead their mortar shots and don't have any spread. there's no luck involved, you have to actively dodge them
>>541576519100%
>>541574107Are you one of the gooners that try to pretend that gacha games have some kind of actual good "story" to follow and you're not just addicted to the anime tits and ass or are you a honest-to-god gooner
>>541576519why does gfg have a 40k dreadnought as one of it's players
>>541576861This thread always manages to surprise me with just how many normalfags end up on this site
>>541577017You were not special in 07 and you are not special now
>>541576519ITS ALREADY OVER
>>541577017I'm a KHHV NEET shut-in though, it's just funny to me when people somehow even more down bad than me try to convince others that their porn has a good story
>>541577017Your idea of what constitutes a normalfag is so warped you need to go neck yourself already
>>541577115You were fucking saying???????
>>541577115NOT IF JOHNDIVER HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT
HUH
>>541577450our savior
>>541576861No I just thought gun girls was neat and started playing the first game because of that
>>541577691Cool, I've jerked off to them a bunch meself
>>541576861first game's story is good though
>>541577918No it's fucking not, get out of here with your cope
>>541577450You were fucking saying???????
>>541578038it is
The SC mod has a trojanthis sucks
>>541578202fuck off retarducci
>>541577017>People who bitch about anime on a site founded by a weeb, designed off of a weeb site, made to discuss weeb culture, with a weeb mascotNever fails to make me laugh
>>541578372Who is this semen demon
>>541578312>retarducciwhats that?
>>541578372you see, you eventually grow out of watching cartoons and so this hasn't been an anime website for about 15 years now
>>541574381Andoris is the better mommy tbdesu
>>541573882THAT FUCKING DOG IM GONNA RIOT
>>541577918>>541578131Uhhhh janny? There's butts of a certain variety on my christian board! HEEEEELLLLP!
>>541574381>>541574704massive boobies and nipples
>Coyote does more damage>Coyote ignites targets>Coyote has less recoil>Liberator Penetrator doesn't...?
>>541578754hehlosers
>>541571934this is why I only host and kick people for anything remotely minor.
>>541569502Keep voting, bitches.https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DdPodyQhttps://strawpoll.com/kjn1DdPodyQhttps://strawpoll.com/kjn1DdPodyQ
>>541579126I'm a scaliefag but I like my leandivers with formfitting realistic armor where I can still tell they're a girl
hello netizens, has arrowhead killed the game yet?
>John HelldiverLEGEND
>>541579126this is a pp grabber
>>541579126I don't want women on the battlefield at all
What's with that eagle-1 model?
>>541579126post the original
Do we know when the next warbond is supposed to drop? I have 1500 credits right now and only the Halo warbond left but I don't know if I should hold for now or if there's enough time to get another 1k
>>541578372Do you ever stop coping about liking cuck frontline and tranime or are perpetually stuck in "anime website" cope?
>>541579426What do you mean?
>>541579517not much longer, less than two weeks I think
JOHN!
luv anime but hate gachaniggerssimple as
>>541573882With every passing match my belief that /hdg/ divegrass matches are just John Helldiver vs 21 opponents.
>>541579426can't tell the difference?
fyi, the dev of girls frontline is one of the 2 men that started gacha when he tried to make his own version of kancolle
>>541579562Is that player meant to use model from the enemy team series is that a freak coincidence?
>>541579849wish he stopped missing the easiest shots tho
>>541579558It is an anime website thoughbeit, that's not a cope
>>541579426>>541579562Honestly kinda generic and one of my least favourite models but it's fine.>>541579924Clearly he's a medpen god.
>>541579909
That shot of I FUCKING HATE SWEDEN jumping on John Helldiver's back was some powerful imagery
>>541579868Vivi?
-1 clanker
BASED JEET
>a jeet murders a small loliCan't make it up
>>541580353brutal
>JEET KILLED JUNYAJEET KILLED JUNYA>JEET KILLED JUNYAJEET KILLED JUNYA
So I finally got hte ultimatum but it doesn't seem as good as I'd hoped. I'm guessing it has to be a direct hit with the grenade to kill tanks? Cause sometimes it's not killing things like hulks if it lands near them but not on them.
>>541579126What setup are you using for that gen?
>>541580353>>541580435>>541580436
>>541580525It is extremely finnicky with the AOE. Just try to get as close to a direct hit as possible and learn how to increase the range on it
>>541580353It's a plush doll, but yeah
>>541580525learn to shotput by diving and whatnotdirect hits on heavies is what you should aim for
>>541580130Vivi's personality is nothing like Eagle-1's. Both like fire though.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242130045826/76561198065475540bots 10
Yeah it's fucking overI have zero faith in our fatass
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Devastating
WTF IS OUR TEAM DOING
WHAT WAS THAT FLESHMOB YOU FUCKING IDIOT RETARD SQUIGGERI'M GOING TO STRANGLE A SQUIGGER FOR THIS
we need to kill john and 500kg RIGHT NOW
Motorcycle stratagem doko
ripat this point let's just go for the longest losing streak
TOTAL SQUIGGER DEATH
Bullet sponge is fucking useless holy shit
FIVEFLAKSAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck even are those shield bots with the pyro shotguns? They're easily the most unfair enemy in the game and they fucking spawn EVERYWHERE ALL THE FUCKING TIME.>Sometimes they're accurate at a distance like shooting flame buckshot>Hits you once and 95% of your health is immediately depleted and sets you on fire>50/50 RNG chance your stim will even save you, you can start the animation before it even hits you and the game will still go "NUH UH NOT REALISTIC"
>Fleshmobs being a disappointing fuck up once againPOTTERY
FATASSSSSSSSSSS
gg frens
>>541581221I know the resident "it's a CO-OP game!!" spergs would bomb Arrowhead if they added just a motorcycle without a dumbass sidecar but what if it came with a sidecar and the driver had the ability to detach the sidecar whenever he wanted?It'd make it possible to launch suicide hellbombers on wheels right into outposts
GG
>>541581016FVLL
>>541580891Something I noticed when I fire it is it veers off to the left instead of going straight every once in awhile. Is it just me or is that normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArrNli6O1Jg&t=33s
/hdg/ definitely has a penalty shootout problem... PTSD from all the executions probably
>>541581864ultimatum has 50 spread, it's normal
>>541581221They would need to add horrific femur injuries when you crash for realism.
>>541582145sex with democratic automatons
>>541581432You got me salivating for some ludo kino
>>541582070to be fair, it's kinda on point because most players can't aim for shit
>he went to the sets-you-on-fire planet>to fight the set-you-on-fire bots>and didnt bring his being-almost-impervious-to-fire armour>now he's eating up the resupplies and reinforcements
>>541582145This is one of the first anime images I have seen where I truly do wish to bury my penis deep within that woman's vagina. Something about how open it is. Great lust provoking image I guess.
>>541582494Whatever you do, don't look up "jack-o pose"
>>541582145Eagle-1 looks like THAT????
Mildly FUNNY custom lobby: The SecondD666 botsBallistic Battalion custom subfaction2/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242131398082/76561198205883657
>>541582175>CrashNo you just get ragdolled across the map >Ragdoll And then you get horrific femur injury, bleed out and explode
>>541582472Noooo. Think of his build variety. He can't just spam engineering armor, frags, stalwarts, and cluster strikes against litterally everything. AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>541582756FVLL
Damn, I wanted to experience the ballistic rape bots.
>>541582756I need to catch one of these lobbies before they stop appearing
Is the shotgun from truth enforcers good? I want to get a shotgun that's good against bots to spice up my games every now and then.
>>541582472>Needing fire cope armor Literally just don't get shot and walk around the tornadoes.
>>541584080No shotgun in the game except the Slugger is good against bots. The Halt is only good against bugs and squids because the stun rounds provide crowd control against chaff.
>>541584080Halt used to be great on everything up until stuns got fucked due to the status nerf
>>541584080There are no good shotguns
>>541584080for a bot shotty I'd just use the regular punisher. the stagger force makes it very capable.
>>541584762Imagine being this wrong
>>541574381>>541574616>>541574704>>541574873>>541576380>Make a woman>Call it a robotsouless coomer slop
>>541584871doesn't make use of shotshell, not a shotgun
>>541584871>Hes still trying to bait people with thisCome on, nigga its been months and nobody takes the bait
>>5415849362 and 4 are a woman
>>541584871if it's not categorized as one, it isn't one
/k/ BAIT DETECTEDDO NOT ENGAGE
>>541584871That's very clearly a lever action rifle.
>>541585123>Now hes samefagging to bait for engagement>>541585093>Now hes phone posting too
>>541584936>expecting an anime artist to draw anything other than an anime girl
>>541585246congratulations you're retardedhope you're on retardbux
>>541585425>Now hes having a melty because he got figured out
>>541582052>"Who among thee hath built the Tower of Babel, and sought to find joy in the game?"
real talk inspired by the current bait when do we get a Winchester '87 lever action scattergun chambered for super big bore bugfucker shells heavier than the Punisher, with random flip-cock animation chance on hipfire
>>541585560>Now hes pretending to be somebody else
>>541585463>>541585613
>>541584762Punisher is still good against bugs because of the high stagger. Same with cookout. Slugger is fun against bots. Pic related also basically the breaker version of the slugger. Breaker also good against pred strain because they have no armour to speak of.
>>541585398I'm sorry, I thought artists were creative.
>>541585613no, I'm derailing his baitpost for actual discussion because the Halo shotgun wasn't quite the flechette slinging armor raping ultra elephant gun some people imagined and a 10 gauge lever-action bullstopper might fill the void
>>541586041>Now hes trying to pretend to be genuine
>>541586041There is always the variable set to full salvo.
>>541581016back to 3/4 join these cunts
>>541585726>Now he's posting the same bait but with different gun
>>541586159On the one hand that's true but on the other you're using an actual punt gun at that point, shoulder breaking ass to floor-ing recoil and all
>>541586159>>541586387>>541585613>>541585246
>>541586341crashed in loadout pretty cool
>flame shotgun bot looks to the right blocking their whole body with the shield while shooting at a 90 degree angle
>>541586513No joke, that hit perfectly aligned with thishttps://youtu.be/6krZH6FTjbQ?si=aDWND4xbX41gJ0OX&t=1485
>>541586634>Armored striders will turn the rockers I'm shooting at away from me >Factory striders hide their heads behind terrain and buildings>Bile titans are input reading fuckers that will start spinning around as soon as I pick up an EAT after they've been chasing me I'm not crazy!
>>541585560maybe when AH releases a legally distinct terminator warbond
>>541587141>shoot the warstrider several time in the joint>turns slightly
>>541587141>hulk starts shoving its face into its armpit
lobo doko
>*Ragdolls your wife in front of you*How do you respond?
>>541587964Oneshot him with my open carry EAT that I always bring with me
>>541587964retaliate and rub my dick all over all of the vent grills while asking if strider-chan's ready for a liquid coolant infusion
>>541588540
>>541584080The Breaker and the S&P are actually very solid on bots if you're running an AP4 support weapon so you can fight at medium ranges with a reasonable ammo economy, since they're essentially a more forgiving DMR with full auto and big mags when it comes to facetapping devs.
lobby doko
>>541587964WDSSS
>>541587964EAT his dick
>install a model and sound replacer mod for the JAR>it just feels like stronger to me now because it doesnt sound like shit and i somehow perform better with itwhat the
>>541589096Thats just magic, thats why paraphernalia is so important in rituals
>>541589096JAR is pretty strong and if you trust in it it will stagger and dismantle everything it can penetrate. The fact it has such long travel time doesn't help with people overspamming it at enemies that are already dead or will be in a split second, making people think it's actual time to kill is much worse than it is.
>heavy shotgun stratagem>is actually a 16 barrel volley gun
>>541589921what about a Puckle Gun with square bullets
>>541587141>bile titan inexplicably stops walking forward after I've thrown a kg in its path
>>541587141
>>541590317YOU CANT MATCH MY SPEED
>bring the epoch>shoot heavy that needs 2-3 shots to kill>charging second shot>another AT one shots it>repeat for 2 out of 3 heavies encountered that game
Hug your local futadiver
>>541587964The leg joint takes like 8 speargun bolts to kill. Isn't that a bit too much? I thought the spear gun was supposed to be good at hitting weak points.
>>541589650>JAR is pretty stronghah
>>541590603>2 out of 3 heavies encountered that gameWell at the very least you can use the epoch for killing massed chaff unlike other AT options.
>>541589096what medal of honour or call of duty was it where the playerbase was 1000% convinced one gun was better than another despite both of them having literally identical stats because one of them sounded deeper and more powerful?
>>541590930typically my midcharged second shot ill just dump into nearest medium pile i see if i can otherwise into the ether it goes but it still feels like shit
We did it reddit
>>541590985that was the wolfenstein tommy gun sounding like a thunder god artillery barrage every time the trigger was pulled
>>541589096Post mods.
So when exactly does starting extraction disable stratagems, is it when you run out of time and it starts on its own or is it just random?
I am very happy to be done with the elemental plane of fire.
>Confirmation that only the main objective counts for liberationI was fucking right to rush extraction and everyone else was wrong.
>Vessel 00 was just Automaton Noahs Ark
>>541591528running out of mission time disables stratagems
>>541591175I didn't get no medals, did Joel think it wasn't realistic?
d-doko???
>>541591528It only happens when you run out of time.
wow look, nothing!
>>541591528They get disabled once you run out of time, because your destroyer fucks off so there's nowhere to launch stratagems from
>>541591753koko*unzips pants*
>>541591819>Our research indicates... THEY COME FROM CYBERSTAN!We already knew that you stupid swedish troons
>>541591672What the hell are you talking about? Everyone knows only the main objective matters for mission success. Even extraction doesn't matter.
>bugchasers seething botGAWDS completed their MO way ahead of schedule after talking shit>again
>>541591925you don't understand it's a meta commentary on fascist propaganda on having poor military intelligence
Threadly reminder to turn off Bloom and Sharpening for maximum soul.
>>541592127I turn those off in every game anyway because they make the game look like shit
>>541591819Neat.They did write a whole lot of nothing
>>541592127Bloom is SOVL though
>>541592127"oh wow this is way better, I can- ACK"*walks into an invisible mine*
>>541591925Its le funny satire! Have you pissed your pants from laughing yet?!
>>541582756crashedggs
>>541258240option b it is then
>>541592469Yeah, everyone in lobby crashed, no idea what happened
Wow no one posting a lobby absolutely fucking dead general PATHETIC
>>541592318I fucking hate that this is thing.
d10 bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242140300125/76561197994076352
>>541591819>de-encryptYou can tell a brown wrote this
>>541592670fvll....
>>541591819>>541591925>>541592513>headphones_off.jpegThis was a pretty painful read ngl.
>>541591819>Vessel 00 leaves cyberstan (under super earth control) in 2180, four years before HD2 starts>it's the origin of the automatonsSo (presumably) cyborgs were secretly operating on Super Earth-controlled Cyberstan, they built the first self-replicating automaton factory and sent it somewhere unknown, and four years later the automatons invade the galaxy and capture cyberstan againSo the cyborgs are still around, they're worshipped by the automatons, and they're presumably ruling CyberstanI'm thinking we're gonna get a cyborg subfaction when the time comes to invade cyberstan (most likely ~5 years from now excluding swedish vacations)
>>541591819Absolutely fucking nothing. At least give us a hint what the cargo was, what's the fucking point of this? We just gotta wait 2 more months till they decide to follow up on this
>>541591175>Reddit I contriboooted at least twice, that planet is kino and incel corps are not that bad
With the completion of that MO, I unlocked the zapdog and now have every weapon and stratagem in the game.So uhh... what now?
>>541593021There's no cargo, they're making up shit as they go.
Still putting my bets on the automatons terraforming Cyberstan and turning it into a planet sized superweapon called New Cyberstan. I hope they blow the meme Creek to shit
>>541592965That or the cargo was the cyborgs themselves. There's no way in hell the Swedes put in the effort to made a full new set of visuals for Cyborgs.
>>541590317H-HE'S FAST!
>>541591819>de encryptSooo, decrypt?
>>541593021won't you at least think of the poor content creators? Think of the dollars(2) of revenue they'll generate by making theory videos!
>>541593021>2 monthsNigga this is a story beat from over a year ago we probably won’t hear anything else about this for at least 6 months minimum
>>541592857>>541593559hate crime please stop noticing
>>541593181Level up weapons, have "fun"
>>541574381this tells me a Girls Frontline X Helldivers crossover would go well due to shared interest.
so the warbond is getting announced tuesday rightand we're getting a bugfix patch
>mid October>Patch finally comes out>Minor buffs>Digger bugs with less armor>Leviathans can now be 3 shit by the RR>Game size slightly reduced>That's it>Retards will applaud this>AH doesn't fix anything else and gets away with it
>>541592253Well. Apparently it only took them four years to create the bots. Who knows if ship 00 was autonomous or not. So there “spiritual leader” of the bots could be something like:>A) an encyclopedia w/ bibliography referencing the borgs operating as a prime directive of sorts>B) a physically present crew of cyborgs who created and groomed them>C) a vessel 00 based AI wet nurse that took the place of B and performed A, but with personified steps added into the equation between ship departure and bot invasion I’m still hoping we find the bots to be people, just ones being carried through life in craniotomy incubators -> mobile hospice suits
>>541593331>There's no way in hell the Swedes put in the effort to made a full new set of visuals for Cyborgs.I guarantee they will in a major update, but then they'll disable it after 2 weeks and promise to bring it back in 5 weeks
>>541593828is mid October
>>541593329I want this to be a giant metal planet to dive on too. The doubting voices in my say it's gonna just be a visual of "super duper dense automaton forces here" on the galactic map in combination of a reskinned Meridia Singularity even that will maybe blow some more planets up. I doubt it'll even get a visual in the skybox of whatever planet it's orbiting.
>>541594008>I'm hoping for the most tired and overused trope in modern media
>>541591819Didn't expect a lot Tbh. We'll get a major bot update in December with their factory worlds and death star story arc
>>541569889>FUCKING ALPHA COMMANDERIf you insist.
>>541594094>blood borne chalice dungeon, but BLAME8 bit helldivers rogue like incoming: cyberstan tourists edition
>>541592965The Cyborgs were being enslaved in the mines of Cyberstan as punishment for their part in the war in HD1. More likely is that they secretly built and sent Vessel 00 to build the Automatons outside of the galaxy, who would later come and liberate them. Though the real question would be, why did they start in the Severin Sector (where Malevelon Creek is) instead of the Valdis Sector (where Cyberstan is).
>>541591819>5 years ago a ship departed from Cyberstan, what was in it? nobody knoooowsTruly riveting storytelling, I'm at the edge of my seat here. Arrowhead's done it again, this will get the sloptuber theories flowing for sure.
I hate sentries more than I hate automatons. You can trust an automaton to try to kill you, you cannot trust a sentry by any measure. Flame sentry gets a pass though, he is based.
>>541594094Diving on it whenever they move it to a planet they want to destroy, give it a health bar like the great host had and once it reaches 0 the automatons retreat to repair it. Though that might eventually become too tedious
Why do you guys complain so much?
>>541594195Modern media is decidedly “they’re artificial but they’re people too” or “I uploaded my consciousness to this waifer and now pilot a toaster for eternity: I’m toaster Rick”
no lobby?
>>5415926703/4
>>541594552Things could be so much better
>>541594552because I like the game and want to see it become better but the swedes keep fucking it up
>>541594482My trusty rocket sentry has (almost) never killed me
>>5415926703/4 our 4th crashed please join
>>541594094If it's not pic rel I will stage false flag to trigger WW3 in sw*den
>>541594849I vill not play ze bugs
>>541587141>>541590317It really is wild that this playerbase is so retarded that they don't even realize how bad the aim resistance is on a lot of enemies. It's apparent as fuck on the hunters and stalkers and that's by design and pointed out, even. But it's still a thing on other enemies in the game too. Flying overseers and bile dragons are especially guilty of this.
>>541594678refvll
Every MO planet is fucking annoying to play on, it doesn't matter what faction it is the Swedes will find a way to make it not fun.
gonna leave a nigga lobbyless on a sunday night
>>541595751
>>541595871I think I want to redraw this but with a Helldiver or SEAF
>>541595228Lately it's been the desynched heavy corpse hitboxes compared to the visual model. It always seem to happen when I'm about to make a timely getaway. Or I need to blast a charger in front of me with an EAT and when I grab my stalwart after the charger is dead and then keep running forward it's, oops! Nope! Invisible wall stops you now, get stumbled and now you are dead.
>>541595228>Plays a game called Helldivers, about a group of soldiers diving in the worst possible battlefields, that are like hell itself.>"wtf, why is this hell?"
So Vessel 00 is a nothingburger. What about the Nucleus or the Final Collective?
>retard has joined>retard in light armor without a shield tries to make sweet love with a shotgun devastator>retard has died>retard has returned to civilian lifeIncel corp MOs really prove the average rando automaton player has gotten way too used to the nerfed bots
>>541595025>>541594094You've posted this before, faggot, and you're still right.
>>541591819Calling it now: The nexus (or was it the nucleus, I can't remember) is a computer on Vessel 00 that contains the digitized consciousness of the cyborg remnants. They use this computer to direct the Automatons OR they control the Automatons directly from this computer.
>>541595751ill make one inna bit, 30 min or less
>>541596264Sorry, you're right. What topic should I talk about instead?
>>541594008My theory is that cyberstan is being rebuilt by taking brains and turning them into cyborgs. There's a reason why they emphasize the difference between the automatons and the cyborgs.
>>541596332>all you need is kill 2: inheritors of cyberstan boogaloo
>>541596379Tits.
>>541596130The lore of Vessel 00 implies that the bots absolutely are set up on a planet outside of the map, which implies we'll be getting a galactic map expansion at some point at least. The bots' objective was Cyberstan, but they seem like they're going to try to move Cyberstan out of Super Earth's sphere of control and out into their fortress world. Either that or turn Cyberstan into a Death Star, maybe both, honestly.
>>541596053Should call it swedish vacation simulator
>>541594094>>541595025the best case scenario is that it's a cloned improved Meridian singularity event where the planet it's about to blow up after reaching stable orbit is subject to inverted DSS modifiers that fuck us up while spawning special missions to damage it, later followed by missions diving directly on the Botstar, and even later followed by its blasting all the way to Super Earth or if we stop it early doing an emergency jump to Super Earth to try and suicide attack us
>>541596478Cyborgs will probably be dissidents/deserters like in the first game.
>>541596332>>541596379Ah, I misread. You’re saying it’s an eldar brain for cyberstanis, not a bot soul catcher/reservoir simply managed by the cyberstanis to upload bot data to when they’re scrapped
>only 3% left to liberate the planet>40% of turing ppl are certified retardsthis is scary
>>541596478>There's a reason why they emphasize the difference between the automatons and the cyborgs.The Cyborgs were the original dissenters that went against Super Earth and were sent to work the shit mines as super slaves. The Automatons are both not the Cyborgs, as well as not cyborgs, so it would be stupid to conflate the two.
>>541596939sorry anon but you can't ask people to simultaneously understand that planet jackpot captures are the way to get big liberation AND that there's no point going for the jackpot anymore when it's going to severely overshoot the liberation we actually need
>>541593329This is either going to be a Death Star, or orbital defenses. Which Super Earth had implied they had had during the Menkent Line bit (where they said they had set up an orbital defense system around Menkent and Lesath to stop the bot's from pushing past those two planets) that immediately fucking folded in like a week's time. Joel could easily just say "yeah, the bots repurposed those orbies so that they'll shoot down super destroyers that try to get near bot factory worlds/Cyberstan. So we need to do some convoluted MO to counter those orbies."
>>541595751>>541596363steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242143432166/765611980480591652fast4u
>>541596478>>541596783If cyborgs get units, I really hope they have internal conflict and some double defect full circle back to SE.That or bots were a glow job the whole time and implanted SE agents posing as cyborgs exit their deep cover as cyber-stan becomes too hot and inhospitable to double agents (after implanting whatever shitpost they needed into vessel 00 and swiping intel)
>>541597251Already FVLL?
>>541594195Who cares. Concretes vs Virtuals is a fun trope. Fucking gooners that uploaded themselves to the net that think they're truly alive when they're just code in a machine deserve deletion.
>>541597251>failed to join alreadyhrmmmmmmmmmmm
>>541597251full
we need more lobby hosters if i filled up in a minute
>>541597513This. If the bots are to cravers, I hope some cyborgs defect before they get evened out by the digitalized fedora toting neckbeards
>Host keeps putting themselves in situations that gets my equipment to kill him>Keep getting thumbs down and frowny faces expecting a kick before extractionWhat do you want from me nigga, 1000% damage with precision to match?
>>541596560They felt great and I miss having a pair to fondle and hold as I drifted off to sleep. Tickling the sides of her tits while she laughed is one of the things I miss about her the most and the blowjobs I should have never let you go.
>Only completing the mission gives liberation. Literally nothing else matters.Neat. Neat. Means I can safely ignore all the dogshit side-objectives from now on. Or if the map's been sweeped clean and there's just a lidar station left to deal with you can just ignore that shit because it doesn't actually do fuck all for liberation if you complete it.
>>541598512Apparently liberation is actually based on how much XP you get. I could be wrong because sweden refuses to explain jack shit.
>>541596778>special missions to damage itReskinned Take Down Overship mission. Or a launch nuke mission where the objective says the nukes are going to the Bot DeathStar (but the explosions are the same as they are in normal nuke missions because Arrowhead).
>The thing I said was going to happen has begun to happenRemember when Joel couldnt help himself and made a very passive aggressive announcement about how everyone there is wasting their time because they wernt following his rigged storyline?
>>541598606I'm not sure I believe that either, because I've been playing plenty of games where we do a 100% sweep and still only get the minimum amount of liberation.
>>541598512Too bad your average player doesn't know this and wastes time on side objectives on MO planets and will kick you for starting evac. We could all be rich in medals but people want to just fuck around and be poor I guess.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242144552981/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>541598767>IT'S RIGGED, IT'S ALL RIGGEDTake your meds already, schizo.
>>541599074AH will not pay you.
>>541599074>You now remember when Joel literally cheated to complete Tranny Park 2
>>541599058brown and tranime pilled
>>541599058>Private
>>541599248>you now remember none of the charger variants counted as chargers
>>541599415>you now remember bugchasers literally couldnt kill an enemy on D6
>>541598606>Apparently liberation is actually based on how much XP you get.That was the old system. The new system only cares about main objective completed.
>>541599058>>541599379man i'm so retarded (and brown), open
>>541597251>Crash>Spot gets filled up so I cant joinT-thanks Sweden
>>541599058full
>>541598881The answer to this problem is simple: just host and focus main objectives. And if there are autists that freak out because you're not full clearing then just tell them that it doesn't fucking matter and or kick them. Simple enough. Actually, now that Arrowhead explained only main objective matters for liberation, this boosts the value of the faster extraction buff booster if you're just a liberation farmer on D10, since you can just knock out the main objective then hit extraction and be out in less than 10/15 minutes.
can this game launch any fucking slower
>>541599769Stop using an HDD
>be me leet haxor>spawning in bots and squids, having them fight>see file name with "cyborg">spawn it>regular automaton trooper>its either a placeholder/name (doubt as its the only regular trooper file)>or a retcon (all the OG devs are gone and current devs are raping the game to death)and then i took my meds
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242145233251/76561197995866779Urination nation, we gather today to drown the nests of our enemies in pissTuring, D10
>>541599887my game drive is a p44 pro
>>541595993If you kill a charger with an EAT pod, its corpse's hitbox will be completely fucked
>>541599967All automaton in files are labeled as cyborgs, even upcoming factory worlds are called "CyborgFactory"
>>541599769Skill issue. Takes me 30 seconds from clicking the shortcut to being in-game and having control of my character.
>>541599967A cyborg subfaction for bots like the jeet brigade or incel corpse would be pretty cool
>>541600005full
>turing will be done in an hour>blob will just fizzle out to random planetsThe wisest choice is actually Blistica for the surround on Yed Prior, but I would also be very happy if we finally got the beach done.
Imagine if the plot actually mattered.
>>541600223it's cute that you're bragging about a 30 second launch time
>>541600354...Deadbolt?
>>541599058>no peeking bush
>>541598663reskinned overship mission where blowing up the targeted escort ship or hitting the Botstar itself the designated number of times causes retaliatory bombardment like the awful original DSS until you GTFOnuke objective reskin where it visibly makes a mess out of Bot fleet assets in a big fireworks show even more spectacular than the normal shockwave and mushroom cloud in the distancerunning doom laser countdown clock that will actually just glass your mission out of existence from the skybox if you're still in an operation while it's running down
Predict the next MO
>>541600660Kill 9 trillion fleshmobs
It's so refreshing when everyone just gets in the fucking pelican and doesn't do their obligatory heckin' funny chungus call-in on the extraction point.
>>541600660gloomdiving because the DSS was upgraded and we've just done squid and bot orders, if not counterattack defense bullshit to pad things out before the supposed mid-october patch that arrowhead probably wants to coincide with a new MO
>>541600660Another filler and probably somewhere bugs, maybe taking back Tranny Park 2. We're not doing the big Oshaune grab until they bring DIGGERS back.
>>541600660The GLOOM is spreading yada yada we gotta stop it yada yada
>>541600619At this point I'd just take a copy of the overship mission to shoot down giant automaton destroyers and have them crash and explode like those destroyers in the first battlefront.
>>541594008>>541594195>>541597513>bots are black and red personality uploaders crammed into a master computer system shitting out infinite killbots>SEAF are off gray and baby blue baseline human grunts shuttled out in the billions to kill killbots with conventionally piloted technologyW-wait a second...
>>541600660>>541600660The bots make a weapon to challenge the robutt... the roboob
>>541600660SQUID SUBFACTION also gets removed after a week
Question, what's stopping AH from just adding a few SEAF troops on missions? The least they could do is drop them on enemy planets that are under siege or when the enemy attacks one of our planets
Shouldnt Major Orders feel.... major...?
>>541601418why are her legs like twice as long as her body
>>541600053Not just the pod, at least in my experience. And the weird thing is it looks like enemy corpse hit boxes aren't even synched up between different players. I've been blocked by invisible corpses while I see teammates go through the same spot just fine.
>>541601418That is a good question. Say, can our FUNNY jester randomly add groups of SEAF troopers to POIs?
>>5415972513/4
>>541601090I thought the plot of Total Annihilation was just that all the factions were basically just Von Neumman machines operating long after their creators were dead because all the humans died before they could switch the off switch to "off?"
>>5415990583/4 again, one guy died on drop
>>541599967>>541600092Based based BASED and cybo(t)rg pilled
>>541600660*spins wheel* THE GLOOM *spins wheel* DEFENSE *spins wheel* SAMPLES
>>541601765no, the AI of the CORE invented 'patterning,' or digital immortality uploading, and made it vaxmax mandatory for all humans in the then-peaceful galaxy to be patterned. Those who said no got the Terminator treatment. The survivors then flee to the galactic boonies and form the ARM rebellion, and in order to match the production capacity of CORE synthetics became tubescum clone farmers to preserve their right to be meatbags with FREEDOM. Both proceed to shit out infinite soldiers and kill each other a whole lot. The humies eventually canonically win. That's about all of it.the plot you're referring to instead refers to Planetary Annihilation, a successor to TA and Supreme Commander, where it's all robot violence on robot violence for robot violences' sake. I didn't play it, I know it's been considered various degrees of skubby at various times.
>>5415990583/4 still, dropping in a few min
>>541602860starting the game, if it says failed I will rape you
can the coomer brownoid stop avatarfaggingthanks
>>541603030of fags
>>541598767shouldn't he be rejoicing that we are "losing" other planets to take this one? does he really have to railroad like this? Game Master 2 when? Surely he can do better, or at least be so obvious that they both get in trouble
can the porn sick coomer stop projectingthanks
>>541600660>after this incredibly important info about Cyberstan and reiterating its importance in the overall plot, we will now be directing our forces against the most pressing threat in the galaxy>that's right, the squids >for too long has uh >*shuffles cards*>the mighty squid threat lay at the feet of super Earth or something >we must stamp out their blah blah uh and the planet >*throws dart at galactic map*>erh HALDUS is harboring super secret bad not democratic squid experiments>Helldivers are ordered to liberate HALDUS go get em tiger>also hold Hellmire
>>541603201>does he really have to railroad like this?Yes. To other people the Galactic War should be a fun thing but Joel unironically sees it as "Me vs The Players" and takes everything personally.
>>541603382but us being on that planet was already making us lose elsewhere. Why is he stupid?????
>>541601090This except>bots are the clones (in metal suits)>they are in a fractious civil dispute with the digitized borg gestalt, a super AI mother figure, and old party physical cyborgs who have a defaulted to less tolerable forms of communism after refusing to give up the peitite borgueses ways inherent to not having their brains lobotomized further and completely removed as is in vogue with current party guidelines>all while fascist terrorist death squads rack up tolls in the billions, taking dumps on your perfectly normalized hellworlds in their space hate busses
>>541598767I hate Joel, I hope he steps on a red lego brick barefoot
>>541600005back to 3/4join join join!PISS!
>>541603539No, just extremely petty.
>>541603327>hellmireYou have a negative attitude anon surely they'll mix it up with Fenrir
>>541600660>Defend hellmire from 7 bug attacks
Idea: not-gravity gun that can pick up all these explosive canisters laying around and launch them at enemies or making loading the artillery gun much faster
Redditbros.... we did it!
>>541578372Waifu worshipers don't own anime/manga as a culture and have always been the biggest cancer dragging it down. Even mechaslop is patrician tier compared to your tastes.
>>541600005New lobby, get hydrated and start pissingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242148311515/76561198956373085
>>541601189demented to think we'll even get anything new before the mid October patch
The flamethrowers really fun when getting set on fire doesn't kill you.also>3 fire grenades>none of them in the fire warbond
>>541603904Definitely don't look up what overtook Touhou in Comiket
Realistically, what could they change about the digger bugs to make them fair and fun?
>>5416040953/4 geddin here
>>541603879>Managed ToxicityThe fact that Managed Democracy is just fancy jargon that means that people are only allowed to choose the correct choices, and anyone making the wrong choices is silenced, makes this hilarious to me.
>>5416040953/4C'MON YOU APES, YOU WANNA TO PISS FOREVER?
>>541601418>>541601637Yea
>>541604347Literally just remove the cheapshot attack. Make them faster when under ground, idk.
>>541604347no magnetized clawsthat's it
>>541604347make them parryable with melee
>heart of democracy illuminate units are ass>War strider is ass>Rupture bugs are ass>Bile dragon is assIf you expect them to not fuck up the cult squids you're delusional. What the fuck happened to AH to where they suddenly suck at making new units?
>>541604095FVLL
>>541604347Honestly nothing Reddit complains about is what made them not fun.What sucked is that you just couldn’t shoot them while underground so it drug things out.People complaining about bugs tunneling through cement are dumb too. I saw it as a fun gameplay mechanic and visual indicator representing bugs hiding from you underground and more bugs having been beneath you the whole time popping up.
>>541604347Make them weak to explosive damage and make their burrowing attack possible to dodge.
Fuck predicting the new MO. Odds on how many days until Joel has a total meltdown and simultaneously attacks Menkent, Lesath, and Vog because he cannot mentally handle us being that close to the enemy's core systems and MAYBE POTENTIALLY ONE IN A MILLION CHANCE going off-rails?
>>541604430Is that a SEAF soldier with a jetpack?
>>541604923gas dog
>>541604826Any explosion will force them above ground and deal damage, most of the time this will just kill them. Sure you can't shoot them with bullets but you can still shoot them.
thank you AH servers
>>541604907Any day now he's going to send out two jeet brigade fleets to rape our progress
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qOg9nLd68gg
>>541604430>seaf soldier with coyote and gas dogSeeing this makes me realize I don't hate Arrowhead enough.
>>541604347Diggers are honestly just a bad idea as a concept. The point of bugs is managing distance and preventing yourself from being overrun by prioritizing targets and stopping them from closing the distance, but Diggers remove this as an option, effectively letting them teleport into melee unless you have a full explosive loadout to force them out early.Compare this to Preds, who despite also having tools to close the distance quick, they still allow you to keep them at bay just by staying on your toes and hitting your damn shots, so despite both subfactions being built around subverting the main weakness the bugs have, Preds do it far better.In my opinion Diggers would have been better as a Hive subfaction, where they don't do the stupid tunneling, but are instead a Hive Guard strain, with heavily armored fronts and weaker backsides that are designed to block hive tunnels and lie in ambush curled up like boulders.Or they could just fix the damn tracking on the warriors.
>>541597251ggsi didn't see the final endscreen though, got frozen looking at the super destroyers in space
>>541601418>couldn’t even get a seaf piloted halo hind in the xbox huge cross play and legacy Warbond drop focused on city missions>thinks we will get seaf popping op in other places anytime soon
>>541604964Wish we were able to swap support or backpacks with the SEAF troops like in halo. I wanna see what a trooper can do heavy machine gun or grenade launcher
>>541604923This is SEAF soldier with Coyote for rifle, AMR for support weapon and Gas dog with gas gun replaced by flamethrower
>major order encrypted info>just reveals that thw automatons are tied to the cyborgsCool
>>541605270>heavy machine gunHit nothing>grenade launcherHit you
>>541604907cyberstan is literally not traversable, there are no lanes to it. easy to say a massive fleet is blockading the route or w/e
>>541605374i said this immediately. they wrote 2 lines of fluff lore and the mo was 'pick one'. Ok, cyborgs built automations we already knew. i guess they crammed them in a spaceship to prep outside the galaxy when they saw they were losing (half of that is conjecture). ok? Big whoop.
>>541605315Do they know how to use supply packs? give them eruptors, stim pistol, and grenade launcher + supply packs to see what they do
>>541605374>>541605659What could nucleus have been?
>>541605817their staging ground off-map
>>541605817It could be anything! Even vessel 00!
>You now remember when Joel rigged it so we lost months of progress in a single MO because.... he just had to, okay?!
Give it to me straight; is gas just a worse version of fire?
>>541590759you heard wrong
>>541606739nogas creates confusion and some damagefire deals damage
>>541606739Only worth it if you're a fart fetishist.
>>541606739For some things, yeah, like sterilizer is a worse flame Thrower, but it's sort of like a slower fire, less damage but stays around for longer and confuses the enemy, so gas grenades and mines are like different/good
>>541606739Braps are for CC. Fire is for death
>>541605016I’m not a bug diver, but when I was hunting roach dragons with the new patch I would almost never take explosive weapons that weren’t anti tank, so I never took advantage of it.Still, I they were never a factor, like I can’t actually remember them even hitting me once. The few times I remember shooting them with a explosive weapon I picked up, I remember it being kind of jank, like they wouldn’t pop up or it would seem to do no damage when they eventually exposed themselves. Maybe I was just missing.
>>541600660Probably something along the lines of "Liberate two Gloom-infested planets to push the Gloom back" or some shit like that.>>541601418What I'm more aggravated about is that (1) we don't have a SEAF trooper squad deployment stratagem, and (2) Stim Pistol can't heal them. Not having them outside of megacities is fine, since we could reasonably assume that they're dead and/or slaughtered outside of major fortified areas.
>>541606739in terms of pure dps nyesBut gas also acts as a smokescreen and while under gas dot enemies just attack anything nearby including alliessecond effects kind of meh for bugs since they're melee but hilarious on bots who are weak to their own weapons.only gas mines and orbital gas are worth using. and there's a big gap between mines and orbital
>>541603879I hate the word toxicity so much.I should be able to call you a nigger and shit post.>>541604414media literacy bros in shambles.
Does heavy armor penetrating mean it can damage charger legs? Or does that need anti tank?
I think they should buff fire. It should do respectable damage to tank units.
>>541607660I feel like all fire weapons do good enough damage, except the flamethrower which is a piece of fucking dogshit that gets you killed trying to use it on trash mobs.
>>541607558Heavy penetration is AP4, Anti-Tank is AP5 and up. Chargers, Bile Titans and Impalers only have 4 armor.
>>541607787just use floor fire on trash
>>541606739Use gas to mindfuck enemies, then walk up and light them on fire.
>>541607660Heavy flamethrower with a backpack canister that uses the same fire as napalm eats which apparently does twice as much damage.you don't have to reload as it's just one big magazine that ammo pickups refill 1/4th at a time.
>Making a mod>Going through textures looking for a specific one>See thisAre they planning to do a battle pass or is this some cut shit I missed?
>>541608439scrapped, alongsid a fuckton of other thingsmechs were intended to be a dlc at first too
>>541608553Thank god, as if I need them to find new ways to try and charge me for shitty AP2 weapons
>the Blob shoots straight for Turing>Vernen Wells, for some stupid reason, is getting more people than Vog despite a 2% decay rateSometimes it's fun to watch what the Blob does in the absence of MOs, just to try to guess what they're thinking.
>>541604347>limited burrow time so they are forced to come out if they fail to reach you>no magnetic attack (stim tax)>have to surface to switch terrain like if they burrowed in sand but you climbed on top of a rockThat's it. I would also throw in the "stop them from getting stuck on walls", but the fucking swedes will never fix this shit. And the fucking invisible corpses need to be fixed as well.
Anyone else's game is lagging the fuck out?
Joel is the quintessential "Bad DM". He takes it as a personal offense when players have fun and defeat the challenge. He doesn't care about "the story" because whatever he wants to happen, will happen. See also: War Striders.Devs take it personally offensive when you, the player, defeat the enemy. So they make an obnoxious enemy with no meaningful weaknesses.
>>541609280Joel self-inserts as the bots. I dont have proof but I just know it.
>>541607029And robutts are for big white cock.
>>541609280>with no meaningful weaknesses.>blind>huge>deal no damage>dies to one EAT
>>541609545>HEH........... JUST BRING LE AT XD
>>541609613yes?you're playing d10if you want nothing but fleshy enemies, go lowerthat's the way it was in hd1
>>541609613Unironically yes? If all the other bots have easy to kill weapoints then they are you shitting your diaper over 1 (one) enemy that asks you to bring an AT???
>>541609693>bro there is no meta bro>just bring the same thing to every mission bro stop trying to be different and try new things bro stop
>>541609693>GRRRRR YOU JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO HAVE LIGHT ARMOR SO YOU CAN CALL OF DUTY THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not what I said, non-White parasite.
>People hard filtered why War Striders trying to gaslight everyone into thinking RRs arnt already super common on bots
I must be playing on the Retard Hour, can't get a good fucking game tonight.
>>541609773>waaah I need to have one of my stratagems being able to defeat an AV4 enemyrelease bots had AA defenses on 75% of the opsthis is literally a non-issue unless you're a tourist or retarded
>>541609280>Joel is the quintessential "Bad DM".I can kinda sympathize with this in the sense that the first DnD campaign I ran was a !Cold War set in fantasy-land and instead of the globetrotting adventure I had initially planned the players skinned a halfling alive in boot camp (and fried and ate the skin, or fed it to the halfling, I can't remember) and also used a dead orc as a silencer by shoving a sniper rifle up his butt. There were good moment too, and it was a good lesson in how to adapt as a DM to player shenanigans (and retardation. But man, the shit players get up to...
>>541610060A good GM is there to provide an interesting narrative around what the players are doing while still loosely following the plot.A bad GM thinks hes there to control everyone like a screen writer for a TV show.
>>541606739Fire>major DoT>no effect on enemy attacks>no effect on enemy movement>easiest to tk/kysStun>no DoT>prevents enemy attacks>prevents enemy movement>can't tk/kys directly without arc weapons>short durationGas>minor DoT>enemies can attack but can target each other>enemies can move, drunkenly>harder to tk/kys but still possible>longer duration than StunFrom a purely damage dealing standpoint, yes, but the Speargun can make Hulks turn 180 degrees and clobber a row of devastators from 150m away while you laugh with your buddies.
>>541610190Yeah, maybe "sympathy for the Joel-vil" was the wrong way to put it. After figuring out how psychotic the players were, it's just about altering the rest of the campaign to accommodate that. It's not like there wasn't a niche for such players to fill in a Cold War fantasy world anyways. Sort of "fire-and-forget" these goons with plausible deniability kind of deal. And honestly, the players having a desire on how their characters want to go was actually a relief as a first time DM. I was already sweating about what the fuck the NPCs were and their motivations. Having to also come up with stuff for the players would have been a chore. I found that they really liked the set pieces (even if they just sat back and leveled them with artillery) and some of the implications of certain characters they met (ancient Tiefling bound to the control room of a crashed spaceship by clerical magic) instead of me presenting them with specific missions.
>>541608657to be fair vog will cap out on its own in a week if Joel doesn't nig Lesath and vernen sticks in their dumb brains because it was in the direction of the other ex-MO target, but the correct action is to make more pockets like vog by capping Blistica, Fenmire, Curia, Duma Tyr and so on to gradually make as many single-planet encirclements as possible, especially ones that may bypass high resist planets by not just deleting but partly inverting their resistance
>>541609734Your post tacitly admits that the Strider goes against the design of the faction. Why shouldn't the elite enemies have more varied weak-points instead of being AT check or or odd unintuitive weak-points like their joints instead of their eyes or a back radiator.
>>541609280If Joel really does have tabletop experience, he must be the absolute worst fucking DM imaginable>hallo players, welcome to my game>we would like to go to the caves and kill goblins>okay great! you will go to the town first to pick up supplies>no we have gear we want to go to the caves>...ah... what>yes we go to the caves>oh ah... oh well you see there are town guards in the road!>okay we tell them we're going to the caves>they say the caves are off limits to outsiders>why>because they are full of dangerous goblins! They say you need to get better gear before you can even attempt their deadly trials!>uh fine ok we go to the town>great! you get to town and get your gear ready. You also talk to the local guard who has a bounty out for enemies harassing the town from a nearby stronghold!>no we didn't. But ok I guess we'll take the bounty it's probably for the goblins>meshke! the bounty is for a kobold camp on the cliffs!>we don't want to fight kobolds we're going to fight the goblins>o-oh ok... I see you don't like my story>what no we just want to fight goblins. It helps the town and it sounds like fun>h-hehe... sure *seething begins*>you go down the road to the cave but are stopped dead in your tracks by TWO FIRE GIANTS>what?? we're level one>the guards warned you fukindurfurs!!!>nobody ever said anything about giants!>oooh well that's too bad you can stay and fight if you want but you'll probably fail!>the Giants won't chase us and try to kill us?>eeeeeuuufh no! they back off when you do!>well fuck ok what do we do now>hmmm what about those kobolds!And then you fucking leave the table.
>>541610878>"I JUST WANT TO ONE SHOT EVERYTHING!!!"You. Can. Just. Bring. Anti. Tank.
raining democracy upon the anthill
>>541610993Not him but you didn't address his argument at all
Lobber dooker
lobby, democracy choice, but leaning cave bugs or beachsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242153384288/76561198008364447
Where do level 70's play? I'm tired of these fucking level 30 retards on difficulty 8. Seriously having a bad night, it's just one session after another of jumping into someones game with no revives left, 3 main objectives active and 10 minutes left on the counter.
>>541611084Be less obvious.
Why the fuck is 10 bots full of dogshit retards now
>>541611256Ok man
>>541611248Plebbit made sure everyone could play D10 so everyone's there now >>541611263Fuck faggots like >>541609280 billions must lower the difficulty
>Jarvis, Inspect element
>>5416114754chanX just lets you toggle post ownership so I really have no clue why people bother with screenshots
I just realized that if we take Vernon Wells we will have re-established the "Menkent Line." Yes, I am still salty about how Joel did us dirty on that one.
is striderposting the easiest way yet to make (((gucci))) chimp out?
>>5416111973/4
Getting off tonight, something is in the air and everyone is being a god damn retard. I don't think I made a single medal in an hour of trying to play.
>>541609613Yes actually. Why doesn't your squad have more anti armor
>>541612098why would you play with pubs
>>541606641you will fight a forever war and you will like it
What primary should I use to kill factory striders?
>>541612257K***ht
>>541609943The funny thing about warstriders is that they actually put RR in check on bots, you NEED someone with ap4 to keep up with hulk spawns because the RR guy is shooting warstriders constantly.I think it's p. cool and encourages team play.
>>541612098nigga i got a lobby with a spot right above you chimp
>>541612257torcher
Torcher
Playing with hdg is too easy and 75% of the time d10 pubs is too easy
>>541612230Solo is for weird spergs and hdg is full of annoying homos, my friends can't be on 24/7 just because I feel like playing
>>541612257Anything 3pen and the torcher can do it.
>>541611760>"Menkent Line."spoonfeed me
>>541611630because clearly you're just a schizo with your fancy browser extensions and html edits and I'm the based chungus organic poster with screenshots
>Why haven't we captured Saeschel Beach yet?>The uh, the developer won't let us.>What?>No, yeah you can PLAY there. But the developer is having a bit of a tantrum and won't let you actually win.
>>541612402There was a line in Menkent
>>541612257Lever action is pretty effective at taking the miniguns out sp you can get close
>>541612395>hdg is full of annoying homosjudging from your posts seems like you're the annoying homo>>541612402fucking nothing, there was a MO around the april 2k24 that had the playerbase form a defensive line on the bot frontit feel super quick and never amounted to anything at all
>>541612635Shut up annoying homo
When?
>>541612370I just like bitching about this game with you guys behind anonymity, I don't get near you spergs in any capacity you don't even need to know what my name on Steam is.
>>541612402Nothingburger flavor text
>>541612730>t.
>>541612731tomorrow
>>541612461>joel is STILL seething that a ragtag bunch of SquidGAWDs had a beach episode without his permission
>>541612826Yes agreed that gif is me calling you homo
?????????????????????>STOOOPPPPPPPPP FIGHTING SQUIDS! STOP IT NOW!!!>THERE I TOOK AWAY THE GOOD WEAPON FOR THEM HAH NOW YOU STOP IT!
>>541613050what?
>>541613121They disabled the stalwart
>>541613050delete this
>>541613121Don't engage, he's gonna start bug and bot posting.
>>541613050>>541613174????Is there something I'm missing here??
>>541613174dude they fucking gave you a stalwarta free one
>>541613174bruh...>>541613270hes legit brain damaged
>>541613174sasuga halobab
>>541611838Failed to join, fuck your faggot ass
>>541613174Try again, anon, I believe in you
>>541613174They did the opposite you fucking idiot, they just enabled it for free for everyone
gucci post
>>541613174
Is this severe ESL?
>>541613513Yes
>inb4 copepost about not being able to use free weapons cuz it makes the game too easy
Bless this holy thread
>>541613513bloody bitch redeeme stalwart
>>541613050Anon.....
>He uses the free stratagem crutch
>you VILL stop using ze zstalvart
>>541613707>he uses stratagems instead of finding his weapons in mission
>>541613174Based retard
>>541613751I do this on bots, its a lot of fun.
>>541599058ggz tards, I gotta start recording instead of clipping shi, nice sync you twohttps://files.catbox.moe/75pu38.mp4
Free strat this free strat thatThe real issue is the stalwart is dogshit noob bait and not of any real use
Turing is 3 or so hours from captured. Where will the blob go after that? Will it split up or will it just start in on Errata Prime?
>>541613986It’s in about 14 minutes the companion app is fucking up lately, look at the graph in its details screen
>>541613986Seyschel Beach...who am I kidding, they're going to Vernen Wells then probably Aesir
the deadeye is a shotgunbot players are bad and can't capture planets bug players need daddy Joel's help to win MOsYou have run out of credits or exceeded your maximum monthly responses. Purchase additional credits or learn how to increase your monthly limit.
>>541613593Can you generate her gambling with SEAF troops?
>>541605467i'd take overwhelming space bot defenses that filter any and all destroyers trying to enter as an excuse to keep Cyberstan disconnected from us
>>541613943It has the highest fire rate so it makes it easier to get the most rounds fired yellow number. Every other machine gun has a higher dps because of the retarded durable damage and AP mechanics.
>>541613593Can you generate her taking a fat white cock?
When are they going to scrap the squiggers and add the actually good alien faction?
>>541614149You really think they will move from bugs in large numbers? I am suspect of that. But, I'd be happy if they cleaned up the lines some on bots.
>>541614329Give it a fast shotgun reload then and maybe I'll finally use it
>>541614514I approve of this ask as well.
Durable damage is a myth made up by content farming whinetubers
>>541614514Didn't someone gen that already?
>>541614329>Hes still trying this baitThis time for sure, right?
>>541614514This, preferably in a full nelson anal position.
On ur knees chuds.
Super Helldive should be the actual retard-tier suicide impossible mode. It shouldn't even be possible to beat.
Explain what happened here in less than sixteen(16) words
>fat white cock
>>541614926There is a reason the lib peen is the standard issue gun that the SEAF boys get, after all.
>>541614983STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
>>541613593Can you gen a rope and ack yourself?
>>541614983Baby's first heavy rocket vaporization
>>541614960The devs think D9 already is. Bot ICBM missions tend to be war strider + zerker spam which is probably the closest to the true D10 experience I can think of.
>>541614983malicious coding
>>541614926>literally whoIf it isn't my sweet Eravin, I simply do not watch.
Where should I am against Alpha Commanders? Their head is so juicy
>>541614983lrn 2 dodge.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242156342272/d10 bugs or squids
>>541614535The Covenant units are actually very fair and fun to fight against. They're an incredibly well designed enemy faction so of course we're never getting them. Or even a ripoff of them.
>>541615024Need to be reminded again, Urkel? Not even your own woman, other than Kishandra with her 4 previous baby daddies, wants you.
>>541614926It's always been reliable and popular.
>>541615228i quit playing for a while when did they give this enemy the cuck cage armor?
>>541615263fvll
>boot up some HD2>freezes, can't even tab out
>>541612402https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Major_Orders#A1-4-6In the early days of the game, the Automatons were in the western sector of the map (where Malevelon Creek is, you may have heard that name thrown around as if it meant something). We wiped them out and pushed them off of the map, and then they suddenly reappeared in the northwest sector (where they are right now) and instantly conquered like a half-dozen planets and then started expanding. After losing the initial defense MO (successfully defend 5 planets, we defended 3), the next MO (April 12 2024) was to establish the Menkent Line (take and hold Menkent and Lesath for 4 days), and then Marfark in the MO after that (between April 16 and 18).And then we lost all three of those planets between April 20 and 23, less than a week later. Keep in mind, this was several months before they actually made supply lines visible for players outside of third-party websites, so we had no fucking clue what planets to defend and where the bots could attack.
>>541615429it's a more armored variant that completely replaces the regular chicken jockeys on higher difficulties and also gives them mini nuclear missiles that will send you into orbit if they explode within 50 meters of you
>>541615308>"L-look at this picture...heheh..."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
They should add a new unit to bots that's just a nanobot swarm that can only be killed with flamethrowers.Then when anyone says that they don't fit in with the rest of the faction, shills can just say to just always bring flamethrowers to bots and stop complaining.
>>541613986We'll probably get a token bump to Vernen Wells and Seyshel Beach, and the bulk will probably move on to Achird or Ursica, maybe Estanu.
A shame Turing is almost done. It feels like a wonderful vacation after that MO.
>>541615719>he's this mad and filtered
when are they adding the gay sodomy stratagem
>>541615817>Call reinforcement>Downward dog on top of the beacon>Wait
When's the next edition of Pissdivers: Pissdiving in the Piss
>>541615817You already have the RR
>>541610878The war strider isn't an AT check. You can kill it with AP4 weapons by just shooting the legs.>gut it doesn't die in like 2 hitstough shit.
>>541615817Eravin needs to get on the creator program first.
>>541615635>Nigger self-reporting that he is in fact a nigger and cannot read.You still ain't getting the queens, Urkel.
>>541616259sure sure little Timmy, pick up that cum tissue before your mom finds out
WE HAVE A LOBBY!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242157260774/76561198120804312
>>541614514have this shitpost insteadhttps://files.catbox.moe/00gql8.png
Polar Patriots or Truth Enforcers?
>can't hit bot heads to save my life with the deadeye>poppin bots left and right even with the irons on the constitutionI don't understand, but I'm enjoying my bolt action
>>541616593If you're going to be a drawnigger then you should at least be good at it.
>>541616714There's literally nothing good in Polar Patriots. Truth Enforcers at least has some decent armor and the UMP-45 or whatever it's supposed to be SMG
>>541615635>>541616481Arnt you the same anon who thought a horse leg was a cock?
>>541616714Whichever one has the armor you like the most
>>541616593insight into the brown mind
>>541616481>"Y-You're a coomer. lmao" *posts Risitas*And you're a nigger, Urkel. Is this insult supposed to hurt me when I'm white and you aren't?
>>541616593Kill yourself
>>541615798Just bring a flamethrower.
Is the torcher stronger than the regular flamethrower stratagem?
>>541616807>>541616823Truth Enforcers it is, thanks
>>541616714Are those the last two you have to unlock? I'd wait to see what the next one is. There's nothing there of value.
>>541617063Nope
>>541617145So I can use deadeye and flamethrower and be useful?
>Turing liberation turns into a crawlfuck off arrowhead...
>>541617000>"AIEEEEEEEE D-DID YOU JUST CALLED MY MASSIVE HWHYTE PECKER SMALL? GGGGGGGRRRRR AAAAAAA NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!! MY PENIS IS BIG GOD DAMN IT !!!!!!!1111"LMFAOOOOOO
>>541616593Based
>>541616714Polar Patriots by far.>Tenderizer>Incendiary Impact>the fucking Purifier>Verdict>>541616807Ignore this idiot, he has no idea what he's talking about. The only "good" weapon in Truth Enforcers is the Reprimand, and it's an SMG with shit for range that also can't be one-handed (something that literally every other SMG in the game is capable of). The Unflinching armor is decent all-round but nothing to really write home about, and you can buy it from the Superstore instead anyway.
nonwhite (((gucci))) business Helldivers
So we did all of this shit for a lore dump?
>>541617492first time?
>>541617354You're such a nigger chimp that it's making me laugh seeing you respond like this. Shaniqua and her 8 kids' baby daddies must be so proud of you, Urkel.
>impaler tentacle misses me >it's not even close>impaler tentacle does a 360 spin that instakills me
>>541616587still 2/4 JOIN JOIN JOINsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242157260774/76561198120804312
Remember a year ago when one day they decided to make a corridor here and everyone thought they were going to put more screens or trophies or whatever?
>>541617739>plan a bunch of content to be made and released over time>game launch is way bigger than expected>realize we made a shit ton of money and don't have to fuck around with dlc or player retention>scrap 80% of the planned content and move on to something else
>>541617520Likewise, you are such a fragile little sissy bitch, I almost feel bad for you, boy
>>541617961Laugh more for me, Urkel. You were funnier posting Risitas instead of pretending you were literate when you can't even punctuate properly.
>>5416165873/4One more to go before we dive down to the local bug fest
>>541616587FVLL. We dive
>>541617391I'm convinced he has to be an Israelite.
>>541617360>Polar Patriots by far.>>TenderizerObsolete, and was never good>>Incendiary ImpactObsolete, not a thermite >>the fucking PurifierLol>>VerdictLmao
Purifier is good but I will never understand people glazing the Tenderizer, must be retards with less than 70 hours in the game
>>541618904The boomer yearns for the battle rifle
>>541617492When people tell you that the galactic war doesn't matter, they aren't lying. Dive on whatever planets you want. After a while you only do the MOs because that's where the most players are so it's faster to fill up lobbies
>>541618481>a hairy pasty-brown deceptive norwood pattern cretin that holds a grudge forever and plots bloody handed revenge against his host society for the slightest offense while pretending to be the victim and extolling his whiteness to the point he doth protest too much>you suspect him to be Jewishnnnoooooooo... no way...
>>541618960Battle rifle?
>>541619017is there a non-norwood pattern cretin?
>>541619194
>>541618904Starship trooper roleplayers.
>>541619194Gaylo weapon that the Tenderizer resembles
>>541618904>why is a 850 rpm 105 dmg rifle with no recoil considered goodthe world wonders
>>541618904I don't use the Tenderizer that much but it's a higher damage higher RPM Lib, what's not to like?
>>541618904tenderizer was way better before the liberator also gained the ability to 2 shot devastator headsturns out buffing one thing can make another thing suck because it no longer has any advantage
>>541619257you don't have to be balding to be a cretin but it helps, doesn't it?
>>541619272>>541619380>the boomer yearn for a weapon from a zoomer franchise ??
>>541619739I guess not having an insulating layer of hair makes the brain evaporate faster
fuck I missed CHOODEflat terrain, good visibility, usually no bullshit on the ground and dunes to do sick jumps in the FRV
>>541619932your zzaniah prime, tourist?
>>541619932There's still a planet for you, as a matter of phact
>>541619842Don't even try to reason with Halo kids
HELLMIRE!!!!!
>>541619842Elder zoomers (97-99) played gaylo, but the later zoomers that you're thinking of never did. Unless you unironically believe 343's dogshit games are actual halo games (they aren't).
>>541618772>>>Verdict>Lmaothe verdict has use cases, when you're using a eruptor and need to get the enemy right on top of you to fuck off forever preferably yesterday
I don't like getting ragdolled infinity times.
the enemy can't ragdoll you if you kill it first
>>541614391robutt is banned from gambling after being caught using the calculator in her brain
>>541620707catbox?
>>541620707Kys sloppa jeet
>>541620015never really liked acid planets since they tend to be the vantablackest dustiest congolese coal mines of planets, but at least it makes sense to fight there against bots since you can get away with shit you normally couldn't, like airburst rocket launcher and autocannon
>>541620783I never genned lewds of the robutt
>>541620707fuck off max
>Look at weapon>"Light Armor PenetrationThat's a skip from me hoss.... lol
>>541620951that's fine, I'm just curious about the artist blendcan you catbox it?
I have seen robutt spreading her self-lubricating silicone asshole, I know the lewds exist.
>>541620128>halo kidsthat shit came out in 2001 nigga
This is just not even true?
>>541621316Only when Joel says we can. So, no. its not true at all.
>>541621316Only when China did it, and it was only because they were defending their homeland.
I honestly think minor orders should be what "major" orders are. Major orders are more often than not, just random filler that goes nowhere. Major orders should actually be major. Like actual new content drop or it actually goes somewhere back to back.
>Explosion happens>Game freezes>Get blown apart because I can't do anything while game is frozen>Decide to quit and refundnice game
>try to use flamethrower against bugs>they can run through the flames and murder me before they die>try to use flamethrower against bots>small humanoid sized bots take an entire mag dump to kill but it can murder a factory strider in seconds from belowI don't know how I feel about this
>>541622325maybe stick to indies and gachas poorfag
>>541622325Upgrade to an SSD.
>>541622354Ok I will>>541622380I'm on an SSD, who the fuck isn't
>541613174What's the average IQ of these threads?Playing swedenjank really makes you a retard
>>541622380>tfw i have a 256gb ssd but i can't put helldivers on it anymore bc the file size has exploded by 3x
>>541622325Skill issue
>>541622543>256gbI've got pendrivers with more space lmao
>>541614983im thinking the rocket hit you guys on the hosts screen
>>541622620i thought dual boot was future proof 8 years agoblame 16 yo me xD
>Y-your input matters!The galactic map has stayed exactly the same for a month.
>>541623441>Spend months slowly liberating non-MO planets>Joel pisses his diaper and undoes all of our work in a single MO with endless unwinnable defensesTee-hee! Isnt just such an epik troll XD
>>541623441Just like a real war
>>541623693This game could be so good if Joel was simply fired.
>>541615263ggs
>>541615263>>541623846oh I clipped the same thing.. embarassing!!ggs
swedish people piss me off
>>541624139I got this one at least
>>541620984How do you guys manage to link a name to posters?Advanced schizophrenia or divine guidance?
>”people”
>the blob actually went to SeyschelI'm hosting an ODST larp lobby tomorrow
>>541624361>Advanced schizophrenia or divine guidance?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K8IEzXnMYkMainly the images they post. Typing style can also a play a role. Some retards don't randomize filenames or post the same thing over and over so you can check the md5 hash too
>>541624246lul I clipped that too. apparently the car gives you immunity to the kill trigger
>>541613050>>541613174This has to be baitEven as a dedicated stalwart proliferator and squid fornicator I can say the stalwart is NOT the move for their front.
>>541624536Holy fuck, I did not see the corpse ragdoll, lmao
>>541624246kino dive
>>541569889I could have swore up and down I was fucking crazy when I noticed this behavior. Even the people I played with told me it must have been a bug (heh). No those little shitbags really do bail out if injured and the fight is not going their way.
Amendment bros…
>>541624246Excellent tactical awareness and reflexes Diver.
>>541624602What is the move then?
>>541624926Yes?What is it brother?
>>541624246>zooms out>is standing on carBad trip clip
if joel takes back turing in a week, im going to fucking steam support to place a hit on joelLOBBY UPsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242163920894/76561198048059165
>>541571441that's not what the swedes mean by gruntthey mean it as disposable goon, like stormtroopers, but i'm sure they'd change the definition to suit their argument
>>541574050heatsinks
>>541574050how would you solve them with your medium pen
>>541626160But helldivers are disposable goons like stormtroopers.
Calling it now:Menkent and Turing get immediately retaken because Joel got mad
>>541569502New player.Hows the game. Worth getting still and how's the community
>>541626486maybe anon is suggesting heavy pen
>>541626739>Hows the game.Jank as hell due to loads of technical debt, a depreciated game engine, and developers who actively seem to hate their playerbase.>Worth getting stillThe game is still loads of fun somehow despite everything, so you'll probably have fun. It just depends on how much money you have to burn.>how's the communityPeople are pissed and irritable because things are shit, but they all still love the game and it shows.
>>541627263>It just depends on how much money you have to burnhuh?
>>541627263>money wew
>>541626497We've already come to the conclusion that Helldivers are disposable goon like Space Marines, so there's no need to have this conversation again.
>>541623759Seriously. Nearly anyone could do a better job.
I wish I had screenshotted those comments here during the invasion of Super Earth when they fucked the handling of chink city and those two distraction MOs. I'll never not believe that Joel was here having an absolute melty. The comments in defense of what they were doing were too damn specific and genuine.
>guy brings mortar to squid bricks>teamkills all of us at least once as the mortar tries to kill voteless and fleshmobs that glitch under the map and under our feet
>>541627919there's an archive you knowhttps://arch.b4k.devyou could just go find those posts there
>>541627919I think its obvious joel was pissed when we denied his "le epic last stand" at sweden
>>541628861new stockholm status?
>>541590930it has a 3m radius, it's ass at clearing groups
Gas mortar when?
>>541629064september 15th
>>541571076>be a guy with a pocket full of disposable laser designators>this makes you a super soldier
THE GAME WILL BE SAVED IN 9 DAYS, SCREENCAP THIS
>>541629275*killed
>>541629064october 6th
>someone's discord boyfriend on the open mic>he won't shut the fuck up
>>541629362v2 to his house, no borders on a ship
>>541629545>>541629545>>541629545>>541629545>>541629545fresh hellbread
>>541629198>>541629308>new stockholm being invincible because swedes are just that gay and can't help themselves>SE capital in stockholm>joel tried as hard as he could to railroad into a final stand in the capital, willing to let every other part of the world get fucked just for swigger pride and only stepped back because the game got reviewbombed to shit by chinksyou do not hate sweden enough, you cannot hate sweden enougheven the yanks made several games and movies about america getting totally fucked and they're some of the most patriotic people on earth
>>541575347>john hell diver lives in a cryopod in a super destroyer >how did he acquire such things?>through managed democracy (super space jihad)
>>541629660Not as patriotic as Sweden though.
>>541629660>even the yanks made several games and movies about america getting totally fuckedBecause it takes genuine pride to realize that you can fall and fail too. But the swedes have this pansy version of pride where they think they're the hottest shit when they're a fucking joke. Their viking ancestors are either laughing or cringing at them from Valhalla.
>>541629660leave them alone bro, without this or IKEA they'd have no cultural relevance
>>541629770>>541629858that's the big difference that I see, american patriotism is>'MURICA FUCK YEAH, BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH, FREEDOM AINT FREEsaid while calling in airstrikes on sand people off a mobility scooterswedish patriotism is just>öö ja, yöu are sö littel änd cute mm sveden best pläce in wörld go along nowas they admire their painted nails
>>541626739hang around hdg for a while. There's this anon who's figured out how to modify the bots to have different weapons and it has been a BLAST!
