Previous: >>541690248>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
First for National Socialism.
How do you even get 1m fans? I've ran all the G1 races possible and G2s whenever it's not consecutive. At most I've gotten 700k
Umas beyond this line are men.
>>541711008>whenever non consecutivethe answer is in the question
>>541710924 was made first
>>541711008requires fan bonus deck, which people always weirdly leave out
"Look at this.I'm the adult now!"
>marked
Chubby-wubby attack!
>>541711045Please do not insult my Fuji wife.
>>541711126>This is the taste... of a Torena!
They keep showing these G stats like does it even matter
>>541711110sorry bwo from what i've seen the first linked usually is the one that wins out
Which Vodka is better?
My seed is in Gold City's womb
>>541711148Haru, please stop masturbating in the tracen lobby
>>541711271never actually compared but i assume theres slgiht variation between umas. Yeah, its pretty pointless.
>>54171114026 year old neet Chud Turbo
>>541711110I didn't realise someone else was baking. Gomen...
This thread will be better, right?
>>541711368right
sex with gyarus
I think umadols are stupid
>>541711368left has a legit chance of dying with such low stam and below guts threshold. Try again, honestly.
>>541711496Thanks, I'm pissed at that run since Vodka had like 10 mood down events AND not speed rainbows on summer 2.
>>541711061this is the only ritual post I like
>>541711469
>>541711368Left will almost certainly run out of stamina so you'll have to go for right. Additionally, as Victoria por plancha requires 30% HP to activate, will 660 stamina be enough for it to trigger? I honestly have no idea what stamina you need to meet that HP percentage trigger.
>>541711509Why are they so fucking sexy
Why am I backreading this general...>>541641805>>clicked on download with original filename>>didn't download original filename>Stupid tool>Take twoSoundpostlet bro, the "original filename" button in the soundpost player has been busted for a while IIRC. Click the 4chanx download button that is inline with the posts themselves. Always works.
>Mood Awful after a day of work>Get home and play Uma>Do a Ulala career>Mood GreatI love my daughter so much
>
>>541712359Glue-chan...
Digitan LOVE
I can fix her
I'm going to roll once for the blond uma.
>>541712472Remove the blonde
>barely 10k carats>want Fuji Kiseki, not pulling, she'll spook me later>REALLY want Gold City...not pulling>REALLY REALLY want to MLB my 2LB SSR Vodka...nowhere near enough carats for pity even though I got the fucking Ryan Guts SSR on the first cheeky daily pull>not even going to have enough to spark Summer Maru. really want Spe too>can't have my German titty wifeFor all the belly-aching you guys do about Chinese gachas, at least the only one of those I've ever played let you fucking bank the pity points and save 'em up across banners. And dupes usually give you EXTRA pity points instead of these useless fucking star pieces.Cyniggerous.
I got Fuji on a single roll I'm sure Gold City will do the same
taigi shuddel dess 8°D
Can Haru Urara take on Takamura?
>>541712442that's glue oba-san for you
>>541712726pay up poorfag
>>541712726Yeah, the clovers are so worthless it feels like an insult to receive them instead of literally nothing.>REALLY REALLY want to MLB my 2LB SSR VodkaMLB Vodka isn't that much better than 2LB, is she? I suppose the hint level increase is pretty good, but it's not that amazing compared to how some other cards scale (unless I'm underestimating how good hint levels and frequency are).
Oguri wife
>>541712930wow, dober is so lucky
>>541711985>why are gyaru sexyits a mystery
this is how many club fans ive earned total this month right?
why meisho doto have big breasts but tm opera o have no breasts
>>541712548Can't fix what's already perfect.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541713697Centurial overlord needs NO cowtits to enrapture the masses!
>>541712726The real pita is the fact that you HAVE to get the support cards if you don't want to fall the fuck behind. Even if you want to cope with SRs you could get fucked by rng by not getting any useful dupes. The pity probably matches how other games do it considering income and what not. You just need to luckshit the stuff you want with a full pity in the bank rather than running on empty building up slowly.
>>541713709This but Gold City
You guys are fucking retarded.
I don't have a single Ace ready for tomorrow. Ask me anything.
>>541714057Which umamusume anime was your favourite and why?
>>541712726I don't have experience with other gachas, but clovers being such a weak currency is disappointing. You kinda have to pick your battles and go all in. But I've lucked my way into a good deck so far, so I'm hanging on.
>>541713671No. You have to track that yourself.
>>541714159Cingray because it has Tamamo Cross who is my favorite Uma in the entire franchise.
>>541712726>tfw kuso Kitaless deck>Gold City's fluffy hair must smell so nice>Eishin Flash sure has a nice outfit, I bet they jiggle a lot>Cafe's voice is seriously hot just like her hair>Dia and Kita are really cute too
>>541714057What's the air speed of an unladen swallow?
>>541712726Adjusted income ain't even that bad as long as you space out your banners. If there's two or more banners you really really want to pull on that are very close to each other then yeah it really sucks. Just don't be a metafag lul. At least if you're missing out on umas you can get them on the all spark banner. I'm bricking my account by sparking for Doto and missing out on Riko and I don't even care at this point. If I have to demote to open league I will, sure beats metafagging on such a niggardly income and missing out on 95% of the content for your mandatory fotm pvp human rights card.
>>541714298African or European?
Orange priestess wife
>>541714269Nice. I haven't read the manga but I'm assuming that Tamamo Cross will have a big part in the new season (and the other seasons they'll hopefully make after this one).
>>541712359Time to put her down.
>>541714057You get 3 more days of prep bwo...
>>541711496>>541711586>>541711917Finished a run and got this one.
>>541714250JPlets without chronogenesis.net have to do manual fan tracking... GlobalGODS have it good.
>>541713274You don't want to know...>>541714293My KSB is only 2LB so I either whale on the rerun or use both the selector and the crystal on her so I can stop borrowing her every fucking run.>>541713285Huh. You're right. The increase in hint level isn't that good since most of her skills are cheapo. Hint frequency would be good. Ty tho. Not pulling on that one at all beyond cheeky daily pulls. The clovers seriously fucking suck.>>541714398I'm partially in this situation because I sparked Hishiama.
>541714148how did THAT one not get a single (You)
im a brown latinx thats currently hiding from ice, give me a uma.
>>541714740Too used to collateral meido damage. I don't touch that shit on a blue board.>>541714817SEKAI SAIKYO WA?
>>541712726This game is too expensive. I'll have to wait for the next Kita banner before rolling again. Until next year. Imagine how stingy the game is you can only roll a couple of times a year.
>>541714678JP fags don't have that?
CMs should increase to 6 racists per team for a total of 18 racists. 3 waifus isn't close to enough.
>>541714424I don't know that AAAAAAAAHHHHHHB
>>541714148MODS?
>>541714864god shes so fucking cute
So like, what do you do when waiting for your favorite uma and you’re completely burned out on careers?
>>541714874>You can't encerrarme! I am american desss! Aiieeee Grass-chan tasukete!
>>541714994No. That's ingame.
>>541714048rude
>>541714817here's your dbz reference spicbro you can fuck off now
>>541714652try to get mile s with 1200 speed 600 stamyour acceleration skill will carry lower power
>>541714398I'm going to be very selective with the umas I pull for, if they don't really speak to me then I'm not going for it. I'll probably pull for Doto, after that I dunno, maybe gorilla princess in a few months?I don't really wanna pull for Riko either, it'll probably be my designated borrow.
>>541714978Oguri I swear to god take my carats stop evading me or more NTR will be made
>>541715026Read the personal uma stories.
>>541714148
Special Wife!
>>541715026I play cribbage with my roommates
>>541714148Suzuka and McQueen are tied
>>541715070>>541714817can you fucks not be obsessed with dragonball for two fucking minutes? get a real personality, one that isn't based around a fucking cartoon
sea: reddit tachyonmurrifats: ass wonderspics: el condor assakoreans: park shinanything else?
Now what?
>>541714907I've spent way more than I care to admit. 25 pulls being $34 with these odds is fucking obscene.>muh chink gachaShut up.>spend $70 on MJS pulls>good chance I'll just land the PNG I want right away>instantly usable>keep the pity points for laterVS.>spend $70 on Umamusume or support card pulls>Sorry nothing.>extremely likely you'll have to fork out another $210>for one copy>of a useless card>because you need 4 moreI hate it.
>>541713285clovers are actually super useful if you are TTmaxxing and build your umas to perform better under specific conditions
>>541713782True
>>541715135Should I just focus on getting Red Shift?
>>541714652From what I understand of CM3, you've hit the stamina/guts stat targets, and your skills look good. I think that your previous Vodka (the one on the right) is better though, as she has Mile S and possibly enough stam (660 + 60 from green skill) to activate Victoria por plancha (I'm not entirely sure though). I've seen other anons say that Homestretch Haste/In Body and Mind isn't a very good skill, but if you're getting them heavily discounted then I guess it's cool.
Shion...
>>541715150If you have MLB Kita you'll be just fine borrowing Riko. I don't, so it's gonna be a (hopefully) long grind from Doto until Kita rerun. Also I highly commend your taste in gorillas, hopefully we can both get her.
>>541715375I mean, if you can afford it that's fine, but we are paying premium price for real. f2p life is hard.
>>541715275They couldn’t tittyfuck a flea
>>541714740I didn't want to draw attention to it and get him banned
>>541715473you could add red shift/lets pump some iron over some velocity skills you're probably not hitting speed cap with guts Ticket so probably no on your left
>>541715580kawakami's kawakami
groundwork and front runner grinding killed my enjoyment
>>541715727I knew she would lead me to ruin. The green devi
>>541712726>barely 10k caratswhen did you start? on what did you roll?If I account for my rolls and substract what I got from daily carat pack my total since day one is about 92k carats so I wonder how did you get to this state
I want to fuck Happy Meek until she's retarded
>>541715641You’re a good anon
Still have not used my 3 daily borrowsI dunno what to do anymoreAlready have my CM3 aces, CM4 parents, I'm bored
541715889No one asked shut the fuck up
I want to fuck Smart Falcon until she’s smart
>>541715580yeah, more and more I'm glad I lucked into Kitasan(and a strong speed deck overall). I started playing like 2 weeks in, I still wonder if I would've spent carats like a retard had I started at day 1 and didn't hear everyone bracing for the incoming kitasan banner.
>>541714348I want to punt her
>>541715839I sparked honses. I like the cute girls. If having the MLB SSR cards actually guaranteed a good run I'd probably feel a bit dumb, but I've seen some dogshit runs with whale cards. I'm not an F2P'er complaining. I'm looking at close to $500 and realizing I should've spent it on something else.
Ah shit. Here we go again.
>>541715947>can't even quote properlyFaggot
>>541715947I asked
>>541715947NTA but why do schizos like this not reply to the post they are seething about?
>>541716062Charm easily, its junior year
>85stop being mean
>>541715828"The green devi"? Anon? ANON, ARE YOU THERE!?
>>541715741just don't fall for the maruzensky meme and you'll be fine. virgo is the only race similar to cancer in the near future. all the other races have some variety in running style.
Harigide igou! :DD
>>541716120Thanks, anon.
>>541716117(You)s are some valuable currency they don't want to give to whoever they're complaining about.
>>541716262FUJI GOD!
>>541716157Sbeed training? :DD
I don't know whether I want to bring 2 front 1 late or 1 front 2 late for CM3
>>541716117They're too much of a pussy and actually hopes to go unnoticed. Typical women behavior
>>541716390>60fpsBANNED
I want to eat out Grass Wonder's perfect Kentucky bred ass until she can't walk straight
I can’t be the only one who thinks Taiki is a butterface
>>541716410grammar mistakeESLbro spotted
>>5417163613 late is the way
>>541716117/gsg/ rapefugees
>>541716526Yes. Yes you are.
I'm not your bro and I sure as fuck am not your bwo either so back the fuck off.
>>541716290>(You)s are some valuable currencyYears ago people constantly joked about this website turning into reddit, I suppose now it literally just is>Treating DIRECT replies like it's a fucking upvoteWhat the fuck is wrong with you retards?
I want to fuck a cute boy(girl)!
>>541716501I would lick that anus for hours. Give it little kisses.
>>541715945post CM4 parents
>>541716526rude
Only a few uma could be considered beautiful
>>541716290desu if I was posting bait I'd rather make a guy mad enough to remove the >> so I don't get a (You) than get a (You)
>>541715945build a sprinter mcqueen
>>541716526All of her assets are good thoughever
Do the release/older horses get more story chapters or are they stuck at 7?
>>541715945get a job
>>541716891>thoughevershut up and go back pls
>>541716608Yes Dober I love when you look at me like I’m walking garbage
back where
>>541716974>go backI'm already home thougheverbeit
whence thou came from
>>541717024under there
>>541716917you mean personal stories? yeah it's always 7
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>541716650>>>541716775sure lol that could be fun>>541716956i have a job from home that is why i get to play a lot lel
>>541717156Reddit, my good sir.
>>541717156Thine mother
why arent there any canonically ugly umas?
what if i get 2 gold stamina skills and 1000/500/1000 for cm?
Another day, another batch of Groundwork Seiun Skies that both didn't get 3 star sparks or spark Groundwork. I sure love being the only account this is happening to. Will be at 100 by the end of the week, nearing 400 careers without a 3 star spark soon after.
>>541717216uhhh bro your dream journey??
>>541717227What CM are you talking about? CM3 you're actually fine with 500 if you don't get debuffed, 1 white recovery should do it. CM4 you're probably fucked with only 500
>>541717216That uma with black spikey hair and a really weird face.
>>541717216Air Shakur exists
>>541717227One gold is worth 200 stamina if it pops. Some insane Tachyonfags ran that kind of build in CM1 and won.
>>541717332gaslight dancer
Threesome with King Halo and Kawakami Princess
>>541717216Uhhh?
>>541714148>You might find your cock between my tits before you know itPaizuri demon
>>541715532>>541715675Thanks! I'll start working on a Grass Wonder and Taishin just to finish my teams then work on improving Vodka.
>I THINK TURF SUCKSwtf bros how could she do this...
Rate this Natie right now
>>541717293That poster didn't say canonically sexy Umas.
>>541717293>this>uglybwo...?
>>541717473how the fuck post deck
>>541717213Prithee sir I beg of you, thou must make haste and return at once.
>>541717443>nothing but turf falcons fucking over lobbiesYou become what you hate
>>541717216pokke...
>>541717474UOHHHHHHHHHHHH
reminder to have sexual intercourse with ningen
>>541717227simulator says 515 survives with 2hp left (not accounting for debuffs and rushed) 2 gold is excessive
>>541716608Amigo...
>>541717531
>>541716608Lover....
Fuck this game.7 days wasted trying to make a good Smart Falcon.Get all the skills needed? Too bad, none of your speed umas will train together and your career ends being sub 1000 in speed and strength.Stat line looking great? Too bad, have two awful inspirations with low stam rolls, and no groundwork.Your first inspiration is gold and gives Groundwork, Sunny Days, AND turf S? And you get a quad rainbow on speed?!? Too bad, we are gonna have you fail a 3% training a few turns later and knock your great mood all the way down to awful. And when you try to Recreation the next turn we are just gonna knock your mood back down to awful immediately.Worst part is they are fast tracking everything but wouldn't let you borrow more than 3 parents a day despite increasing those borrows in the future.This cup is truly living up to its name. Why the fuck were the shills saying Gemini was harder to train for?
>>541717473Big asshole energy
>Last month:>"Don't worry, you won't see gold ship for cm3">"Fronts are meta, all the whales will have groundwork and you won't catch up">Public rooms are full of gold ships, taishins, vodkas, grass wonders, even pace pasas.>Now:>"600 stam 300 guts is more than enough to survive, this is only for the secret extra speed.">Winning front is rushed half the time because rushing is worth a couple of mid race skills, maybe more>KOKO MADE KA SEIUN SKY!>KOKO MADE KA SMART FALCON!!>KOKO MADE KA SAKURA BAKUSHIN O!!!>KOKO MADE KA SILENCE SUZUKA!!!!Got any more gaslights for us?Please, gold ship, stop sniffing Vodka's ass and change lanes! You fired 0.6 worth of accel, why are you stuck?
>>541717425You responded to the wrong post bro
Here’s the deal: You get to be balls deep inside your favorite uma without protection. You can creampie her if you want. BUT the whole time you’re fucking her you have to make out with Air Groove and look into her eyes. Do we have a deal?
The King...
>first episode>highlight is japs going nuts over canon wife
>>541717473I am retarded but she looks pretty strong to me. Should take you to Group A finals unless you fall prey into RNG or some kind of S-rank turbo whale
>>541717741
>>541717832>haru's POV
>>541717769can't i just fuck air groove? or will setokaichou castrate me for moving on her girl
>>541717832Post sex Kingu
53988741, bring 3!
Daymn, that was the best inspiration I ever got. Too bad the run ended up being a glue with sub 1k speed and no greens to proc the Groundwork.
>>541717741At least it's a lot of rng, so you can randomly beat better teams sometimes. Or lose to far worse teams.
>>541714048Ok Rudolf time for daily sex since youre cranky again
>>541717912lel
>>541717832Does urara use protection when she wakes kingu up like that?
Post Symboli Rudolf holding a plush of herself.
so what distance is gold city good at?
I will be rolling tomorrow
>>541717752>BWO YOUR FINE MOTION REROLL>never gets used>BWO YOUR TAISHIN FOR CM2>jobs every single time >BWO YOUR OPTIMAL CM HORSES>loses to retarded rng
>>541718074mile as debuffer in 2 years
Honestly the uma that JP only has look ugly and overdesigned
Does leveling up recovery uniques (like in Valentine's Day) do anything? Do they heal more, or is it just always 5.5% like a gold?
i think it's sad that Happy Meek doesn't interact with any of the other girlsshe seems too isolated :[
>>541718063
>>541717872The most beautiful Mejiro
>>541717872Can't blame them
So positively fucked this CM that I have accepted pre defeat Two runs of great skills in the beginning but the run going to shit within classic and senior without getting anything above single rainbows
what do you guys spend these on?
Tracen now wants trainers and trainees to room together...its over...
>>541718279nice nature shards
Redshift and SFV are dogshit once againPump Iron activates way too early tooHow the fuck are non front runners going to compete in CM4?
>>541717918SEKAI SAIKYO WA?
>wife>stallion
>>541718250Give her a breast reduction please.
>>541718350Pump iron is fine but you literally have a 30m window to be specifically in 6th place
>>541717612hmmm...nyo
>>5417181972% more recovery per level, so level 2 is 5.61%. The difference between level 1 and max level works out to less than 20 stamina.
>>541718279I spent a good deal of them on giving all of the 1 and 2 star umas their signature outfits, and now any I get go to my wife.
>>5417182791*/2* star pieces for horses like Ryan/Daiwa/etc to bring them up to 3* and finally start using them in parent grind for their inherits.
>>541718314Noooooooooooooooooooo
>>541716608>I'm not your broThis is true. Only my bro is my bro
>>541718076she's tommorow? we just got fuji like yesterday...
>>541718350You bring your own SMaru as blocker
>>541718350Any good gaslight guides? Cow vt really dropped the ball this time.
>>541718230This pleases me
>>541718408Here you go, umadacchi
Which uma would provide the best femdom experience?
I have yet to see a single CM3 ace be able to win more than 2 in a row consistently. Every Late Surger is exactly the same, and Front Runners flat out can't beat Blockushin. This is gonna be miserable.
>>541718314It would be selfish to split up uma roommates
>>541716608
>>541718594Much better, thank you anon.
>>541718620i have tried out an infinite number of team combinations and my findings align with your experiencecm3 is a complete rng shitshow
The most elegant uma feet
For the mejiro bloodline...
>>541718350They aren't. There's a reason people have been gassing up Summer Maruzensky since launch. She gets an unfair large speed burst at the halfway point simply for recovering, then she uses Angling and Scheming to finish. You can't block her, and the other three styles can't match her late game acceleration to catch her.
>>541718646They're not going to be split up, your body will be though
>>541718620I just hope I'll squeak into graded A-finals...
>>541718818
>>541718123Well, I think the rng aspect is well known at least...I really don't know what's up with fine motion though. I rarely see anyone use it.
>>541718501Thanks! They get buffed later, right?
>>541718819While true, Maruzensky is held back by having to use her OG form in the most optimal decks which means a true cm4 summerzensky is inaccessible to most of the playerbase
>>541717210your greens and bakushin unique??
Saving carats for banner spark really sucks. F2P's can do it....what, 3 times per year?>A+ club carats = 2700>Daily logins - 150/week x4 = 600>Daily mission - 75/day x30 = 2250>Class 5/6 retention - 225/375 per week x4 = 900 - 1500>CM rewards - 1500/month, give or take For a maximum of about 8500. Sparking is 30,000, so 3.5 months or 14,15 weeks. Sigh. Still, that's an increase of almost 2k carats per month over the 6600 it was prior, so I won't overly bitch about a 30% increase in gibs.
Best Mejiro!
>>541718875>I really don't know what's up with fine motion though.Decent training effectivity, low specialty priority, gives practice perfect, restores a lot of energy if she lands on wit. She's nice but I wouldn't put her on the same category as Creek/Kitasan
>>541718985JP can do it every 2 months due to a lot of free roll events and carat giveaways, so global is gonna have a lot of opportunities to spark
>>541718980is this for cm3 or cm4
>>541717968Not trying to be a doomer. Its just frustrating. This is the best Smart Falcon I have been able to make and it still comes up short.
>>541718350Doto is quite literally built to run in Hanshin CM4https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/105801-meisho-dotoHer ultimate and base kit are built for itGive her Plancha and Duty of Dignity and you have a strong racer that is not a front
>>541718932Don't think any of them get left as just a gold. Creek's goes up to 7.5%, Tachyon recovery stays the same but she gets a speed boost built in.
The last thing a shota trainer sees
>>541716608>hatesex>unwilling orgasm>moral degenerationThis uma has it ALL
Another day, another 3 wasted borrows
>>541717872redpill me on this blue woman
Sex with villain creek
>>541719118Level up your speed facility early. Like, Level 5 before classic summer early.
>>541718875>I really don't know what's up with fine motion though. I rarely see anyone use it.all CMs up to this point required 4/2 decks unless you are a giga whaleif you are not whaling and dont have mlb kitasan/creek then you are forced to borrow a good mlb (e.g. vodka or condor in this CM) because alternatives are dogshitif you have mlb kitasan/creek then running 3/2/1 is just not as good unless you waste time on spark finale rngand even if all planets align, mlb daiwa is not that much worse
>>541718853Mejiro Maker...
>>541718961tf are you talking about
>>541719139Dober is friendly with me though...
>>541719214Cringe. Not my creek
>>541718961>having to use her OG form in the most optimal deckswhat do you mean
>gimmick is being bipolar
>>541719347Must be a woman
>>541718980nice one gaslight dancer
>>541719342>>541719374Summerzensky can use her og form as a selfcest grandpa to inherit red shiftShe already doesnt have good affinity so you can imagine how hard it is to actually get it on her
>>541719347Female…
>>541719214She's an antagonist, not a villain. There is a difference.
>>541717752remember when this gaslight was spammed? every single S uma has been confirmed to be dogshit (except blockushin)
I thought Taiki was good at miles how come I don't see her in CM3 lobbies?
>>541719460shift will be nice but its pretty far from necessary on s.maru
>>541719118I have the same frustration, anon. This is the best I've got for the CM so far, and I doubt this will even place in B finals. Nothing's worked this CM, it majorly sucks. If you're f2p, it's like trying to climb uphill blindfolded and one hand tied. You can know all about the track etc but if your f2p deck can't perform (t. 1lb sweep, 0lb kita/creek), you're fucked.
>>541718980>slipstream ramp up higher than fast-paced PTO THHI hope you're gaslighting, nobody should be this stupid.
>>541719214the anime umas are all so much better than the game umas. It's embarrassing how soulless the game umas are. All their personality stripped away and turned into a for (You) robot to appeal to subhuman cattle coomers.
Am I the only one who finds City’s concept design hotter than her final one? I feel like showing belly is a really cheap, trashy way of looking “hot”, while a supermodel like her should show some more class.
Slut
>>541718985>XOGuri is 9 banners after Riko/Rice>each banner is only up 7 days before the next one comes in (sometimes less)>70 days to save>you'll be off by 14k carrots if you start at 0>VBourbon is only 5-6 banners after thatIt's so over for f2ps. Don't roll for SMaru!
>>541717741>but wouldn't let you borrow more than 3 parents a dayThis what gets me. Ace farm and parent would have been so much infinitely easier if we got at least 5 borrows, preferably 10 per day.I could use great parents for my parent runs, and It'll shorten the loop considerably. 3 Ace attempts also leaves me unsatisfied, as I definitely could go for more runs per day, but the game prevents me from doing so. Some people would even buy carats to refill TP, because you will eventually run out of pots.It's the easiest change they refuse to do for some reason.
>>541719484and falco*. Shes pretty cheap, just requires lotta sweat and possibly whaleThat infographic gaslit gem too
>>541719668the background looks like she snuck into re4
>>541719258that would mean completely abandoning friendship training. There's no way to max friendships by end of classic year (much less before classic summer) AND get level 5 anythinig.
>>541719484Falcon is still the best uma for this cup, except for SMaru of course
>>541715026Read Uma stories, read Main Story, and post on here.
>>541719668You know that’s a tranny dancing
>>541718985I've gotten more than 20k carats since the creek banner 1.5 months back. And I've been getting D+ club rewards. And lost A finalsAt this pace it's 160k a year? Probably more like 200k since most of the last 1.5 months was with reduced rewards. Plus I hear there'll be more freebies than usual around certain events, so it seems decent.
>>541719806>>541719723where do these magical falcos hidei have not seen a single one win any cm rooms
>>541719696Chasing meta in this game is gonna burn you the hell out, dude. Holiday Oguri isn't even a fun uma to build
>>541719536You can make her work if you really try but other umas are just better than herNot helped by the fact that Pace doesn't have anything on par with the Groundwork combo or On Your Left + Furious Feat + etc
I HATE TENNO SHO SPRINGI HATE TENNO SHO SPRINGWHY CAN'T YOU BE MEDIUM LIKE YOUR COOLER BROTHER
>>541719696just ticket xo and save for heart cyborg if you wanna metaslave
Stop using clocks
>uma does not have haruten as career goal>comfy winning and running every g1 under the sun>uma has haruten>has to sacrifice some early speed trainings and lose some g1s just so i can meet the stam checknigger race
>>541719636>animeThat's a manga panel retard
>>541719953I only use clocks when Cheval randomly decides she wants to job to Duramente. I don't need clocks for you.
>>541719859shes like only thing that can beat my blockushin, dono how you haven't encountered
>>541719953I barely use clocks after MLBing Kitasan for free unlike before reroll where I was below 10 at 1 point
>>541719668is she in silent hill or something
>>541719794You would think, but with how the best speed cards work, they will end up on speed more often than not. What I do is borrow Biko MLB, and use my 3LB Kita, as well as 1 or 2 extra speed cards depending on speed growth. These cards have very powerful Training effectiveness modifiers that only grow stronger the higher your facility level. You get your speed training to level 5, and you can highroll gamble for 2 years, instead of 2 summers
>>541719953*process to use cock in meek*
What a pain in the ass, bros..
>>541719258nta but do people actually do that? I even let myself pick guts when there are 2+ umas sitting on top of it. Are you assuming a reliable deck and/or Charming?
>>541720138just you bakushin and borrow the card for it
>go back to wageslaving just as I joined non jobbing club>leave house at 8am return at 8pm>can't play on cellphone cuz my line was desactivated when I was NEETing harddanchou I promise ill hit the fan quota (which I have no idea what is), I already gave up on making a good Open league uma and will play tachyon/oguri nonstop
>>541719859>i have not seen a single one win any cm roomsWhat? I see her win in the rooms here a lot though
>>541718597Air Groove, probably. Kingu would try but her persona is fragile like glass, too inconsistent
>>541720164I dont care if all my umas are at 80 bond. Just Biko and KitasanThe others are a bonus
>>541719276I've just been using the free nature instead. It seems pretty good, and I can almost hit speed cap with 3 speed cards on highroll runs. Of course, this is partly because I don't have stamina parents. My only 9* is 6 speed 3 power.
>>541718985We just got gibs out of nowhere for Cap as in peak's animu. I trust Cygenerous will do its part but yeah it's still not great.
>>541720214Scarlet is underrated as a fan farming uma. She wins every race easy because of her win more unique if you put her in front.
>>541718985your daily carat pack?
>>541719859I'm running a 1k/1k PWR/WIT Blockushin with groundwork and I'm still losing to Umadols. I can only believe you're not playing cm rooms
Mejiro Maker
REAL TALK NIGGERSWhy Agnes Tachyon, Manhattan Cafe and Rice Shower are so popular in JP? Keep in mind>one of them is a schizo and people think she is an evil crazy mommy in the west>two of them are hebes with large asses, and both have been relevant ever since they got released
>>541720463nigga you answered your own question
>>541720138it took me like 2 hours to do all of these, its not hard
>>541719953I use a clock every time I rape you
>>541720463nigga If I knew I'd be playing on JP
>>541719879>Holiday OguriYou are jewish, disgusting fucking kike it's called Christmas Oguri, and she celebrates Christsmas
>>541719856I'm not talking about buying carats with irl money, anon. If that's not what you were talking about, explain how 8500 x 12 = 160,000-200,000 carats?
>>541720585Your cum shoots right back up your peepee if you clock, bro. That sounds pretty gay.
>>541720327300 a week for 10 weeks. Not even a 10 roll per month. And we don’t get the selector ticket which was the fun part of the gibs.
I'm gonna put my dick in this old man
>>541719660I guess it's her way to show that she is more than a pretty face, in a rebellious way, like look, I'm also a fierce competitor inside a racetrack. I saw a few of her idle dialogues in the lobby, and in some she complained about not being able to express her true self and having to wear a mask of "pretty supermodel" in public.
>>541719879>Holiday OguriNigger
>>541720641>disgusting fucking kikechanneling special week, very nice
not as easily baited as /gsg/ but still quick to trigger. 6/10.
>>541719953I stopped using clocks against you ages ago. You are not a Spring Tenno Sho or Arima Kinen with juiced Grass.
>>541719879>Holiday OguriRETARD KIKEITS CHRISTMAS
>>541720135>>541719953>>541720307I want to be her trainer...
Do i put Rudolf pace or fronti hear her ult will only consitently trigger on late
GOOOOOOOOOD morning SAARSits a drizzly rizzy morning in singapore!!!
>>541719953Sorry not sorry
>>541720819>>541720881Bakuchuds…
Many Japs love crazy women and meek downer girls
>>541719484I remember seeing this... this tier list is pretty amusing in hindsight given what I've seen in rooms. Front pasa is actually good, but hard to train so there's very few around. Taishin is certainly better than golshi, but golshi is still competitive. Especially since golshi is a lot easier to train. Wonder why they put her on the bottom.Vodka and grass are definitely S tier from what I've seen, but might require the right deck.
OGURI IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
>>541720734isn't the selector a paid offer, or do they actually hand it out to all players?
>>541719879>Holiday OguriGood on you. Celebrating Christmas is anti-Christian and the holiday itself should be banned.
>>541721020
>>541720356I'll try out daiwa then, I thought of agnes because her unigue allows me to focus on speed only and oguri can join any race except sprints
Agnes Digital
>>541720641based Oguri Cap as in Peak
>>541721008
say kawaii kawaii cur- ACK
happy meek's creamy legs
>>541721020Meant for >>541720463>>541721141Grass-chan my love.. but alsoAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>541721020I guess I am something of a 日本人 myself after all...
FUCKTHE TENNO SHO SPRINGFUCK
>>541721315>>541721141What the FUCK is her problem
>>541711045>huge fucking tits>men
>>541721104we don't know for sure, the gibs haven't been the same for global vs. JP. Rumor mill has it that around New Year's there's a paid selector ticket. The 3* ticket for the trainer missions we have now isn't a selector ticket, just random 3* uma from the OG Make Debut banner. If the paid selector ticket is only $20 I'll probably get it.
>>541721315Your 日本語 is very 上手 anonさん!
Oh shit, what's the deal with this shop?
>>541720293>80 bondI usually end up with green/blue Halo, Tosho and Eishin Flash if I don't go out of my way to raise their bonds. But soon this madness will be over once I hopefully get my own Kita, then I won't need to bring unreliable speed cards.
>>541719668You know you love it.
>>541721104Yeah it’s paid. F2P get random dupe vouchers and they’ll like it.
>>541721371her body betrays her Japanese claims
>>5417213603 E+ MackQueeens todayRNG hasn't been nice to me
>>541721360Mejiro Maker
>>541721315>>541721141Grass is NOT crazyShe is just very strong willed and sometimes heavy-handed
la creatura umastagrama...
>>541721452EoS soon
>>541711045>anon can't comprehend raw size vs cup size>again
>>541721513A bold American ass...
>>541721573Why is she so smug
>>541721346
>>541721452And what's this!?
what the fuck Tazuna can agemasen concentration?
>>541721096>milecm3 is over bwo...
Your lovable trainee is here, Torena-san!
>>541719859>>541720247>>541720416I've seen a number of falcons and they seem to have a better than average chance of winning the mid race, especially if no one rushes or if they do. But they tend to die at the end and some random Vodka wins.Maybe because my Nature hits them with ASE
>>541721631She knows her worth
>>541721650dunno
God bless the new Jupiter Cup.>>541721452What do you mean, it's a money dump for people who got refunded for all the SP they used to level cards
>>541721634
>>541721691correct
>>541721716Smoochable forehead
>>541721747
>>541721612>>541721513Grass Wonder's fat American butt bullying my small Japanese dick
>>541721996Stop that
>>541721747Oh... I don't feel like I got refunded much tho...
YOU ARE FROM KENTUCKY
>>541722082That means you didn't actually level a lot of support cards
>>541722119Yeah?
I enlist my self as the hope bearer for all of Satano Family
>>541722154I see. Well, most of them weren't worth leveling up
>>541722119>tfw no southern weeb uma wife
>>541722119That's a very nice haircut for Grass
>>541721612Grass Wonder is the WORST American uma.
>>541722037I can't.. big butts just drive me crazy
>>541722274Anon...You realize even if they weren't worth it, it gave a bonus to team races right?
>>541722119CHOMP THE BURG, BITCH
This game will lose all the soul it had when summer hag is releasedAll you will see from now on is front runner summer hags and falcosIt will take like 2 years for the game to be balanced and recover the soul initially hadBut the damage will be doneN
>>541721996
>>541722385wanna fug stego
Funny joke, Tazuna.
>>541722461>and falcoslmao you're not gonna see her anymore after cm3
>>541711045brian is BIG!?
>>541722385I suppose if you really need that bonus to maintain class 6, I didn't lol
>>541722493Get in line.
>>541722461With the increases to carat income I no longer need to worry about CM and thus I do not care.
>>541722456NOOOOOOOOO
damn, a lot of scrubs got promoted huh
Does Grass take damage if you go on a KFC collab date
Left or right? For some reason right has been performing better for me, maybe because left is a witlet?
>>541721716(muffled) toRENA-SAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>541722675Who you are matched with has nothing to do with class though?
>>541722740mile corner + late corner is pretty big
stay gold more like stay wife
Do you have uma musume merch yet
>>541719879It is a wonder how people still far for Fox News "war on christmas" slop 20 years laterAt least it makes them incredibly easy to make fun of
>>541721650>he can't use google translate+1 to the daily shop limitand gold bars
>>541722119>>541722282>chill southern gal>with a ton of jap stuff added on topsounds like a top deal
>>541722665realistically how hard would it be to break Grass' spirit and force her to acknowledge she's from kentucky?
>>541722740Might be because of Turf S. Late-race to last spurt is so short in CM3 reaching top speed is nearly impossible without accel skills and turf S even with 1200 power.
>>541722957Yeah
>>541722478God.. I would lose way too quickly
>>541722983Why would I do anything when you can do it for me
>>541712334cute and wholesome post anon, I hope you have a better day tomorrow
>>541722461I will continue bringing Gold Ship regardless of the outcome
Can't wait to get Xmas Oguri!
>>541723050shabbat was yesterday you lazy jew
>>541723029You don't have what it takes to do that
>>541722784*Cocks shotgun**Shoots through the door*Damn visitor... Passing as my trainee
>>541722119Her Irish cousin is better in every way
>>541723034What do you have
>>541722581If the carat increase included CM you're going to care.
>>541721650What does gold bar even do?>>541722983Thats neat, when did these get implemented?>>541721452Fugg i really should save shekels instead of raising potentials and cards
>>541722273wit is actually what helps you not get blocked since it determines lane changes
>>541723318Shut up
HAPPY CUM CUM
https://youtu.be/kcPFw26zjt4?t=39Close your eyes and imagine sex with bakushin.
>>541723303Almond Eye support towel and plushy
>>541722478>that smug smile and her big asswouldn't last a minute
Eat, Daiwa. Eat and get big(ger)!
>>541723460some of us can picture the apple with our eyes open anon
i don't get it, you don't really need to farm 3 green skills when doing groundwork parentmaking. at most you'll need one then just get the other 2 greens from hints. off the top of my head, there's wet conditions from biwa power and left handed from suzuka event
>>541722957Picked up the Cheval Grand pajamas figure and the Teio gunpla for reasonably cheap from a local place, got a little King Halo in a blind box too
>>541722957I have Kitasan and Dia nendos and figures. Also Chrono Genesis and Almond Eye horse plushies
>>541723691Getting the greens from hints isn't guaranteed either, why not maximize your chances from every source
Bakushin has nice boobs
how is leo cup any different from tarus, you can still murder everything if everyone brings a single nig nature's double stam debuff.I assume the only fonts not geting hit is the one proccing angling (SMaru) and everyone else is forced to stack on 1000+stam to survive the race.
>>541723691>going for left handed from Suzuka eventI see you didn’t farm fronts for this cm.
>>541723443Why did Doto do it?
LET ME IN AAAAAH!
>>541717278settle for 2* blue and groundwork with good whites, otherwise you'll be in parent purgatory forever
>>541722957i have a mejiro ryan statue, a mejiro ryan fumo, and a mejiro ryan horse plushie
I cannot see SPE as a pure girl anymore, knowing that she has the voice of GALKO...
>>541723891Me too. Fucking cyjews!
>>541723691random event greens can often be worse to get than the hint skill greensI run eishin and suzuka for speeds because you can get two relevant greens from hints and two from events.
>>541723949uhmmm based
>>541722957
>>541723797Some people can even run two mystifying murmurs via nature + bride maya, and those are infinite range towards the front. I'll be running that just because it's way too funny not to.
>>541723949Now you just need mejiro ryan irl
>>541722119>appropriates your culture>becomes better at it than (You)Total US domination. Two more nukes for the Japan. A true U.S.-born Yamato nadeshiko (大和撫子).
shortstack has openings if anyone wants to join a casual /uma/ club!
God damit even with these trade deals, I'm still not going to be able to 3* Agnes until I pull on Oguri Christmas to get some statues. Why is she a 2* anyway... She was made out to be super strong in the movie.
>>541724229I want Mr. CB to workplace harass me
>>541724230anon...
>>541723949does ryan have panties like the rice shower fig, or just spats?
Please don't bring a stinky debuffer. Be an honest player for fucking once.
>>541722957I got Teio's plamos.
>>541724384Is this official?
>>541724376its a prize fig, so spats
>>541722119There's no law that says that fake can't surpass the original.
>>541724376Rice Cakes…
>almond is literally the best horse everWtf...
>>541719890Autumn was also 3200 but reduced to 2000 to rig it for ace
I missed...
>>541724384>please don't give your all to this raceHow would your trainee feel if she heard you saying this to someone?
>>541723258Really? Grass and FineMo are related? Now I have to roll for FineMo
>>541724527it was rigged so that Mr CB could win it, actuallykatsuragi ace won takarazuka and japan cup
>>541724527HOLY BACEDWE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>541718985Don't forget about the random events, stories and gibs we'll probably get throughout the months which makes it about 10k per month so one can build a spark in 2.5-3 months as long as they play perfectly! It still sucks compared to JP but they're not accelerated and have multiple banners to go through like we do.
>>541722119>"Itadakimasu? What the fuck is that? We say Grace 'round here."
>>541724303Same
>>541724527>rig it for acerudolffags...
>>541724587They’re also related to Skibidi Rizz
>>541724339I know...
>>541722957yeppersmayo on my bag now
>>541723942I haven't gotten a single Groundwork in 80 straight careers in which I had it. I'll settle for anything, but I have the worst account on the server.
>>541724928>inb4 5 total stars across both legacies
Now I just have to play the game and I'm done.
It wasn't my fault this time danchou!!
Is Grass's ass canonically that big?
>>541724894mmmmMMMMMM wouldn't wanna mess with this BADDASSS toreina
>>541718985Gibs are about an extra spark. You won't need to spark more than 3/4 times next year anyway, since unlike japs we actually know which are the rugpull banners to avoid.
>>541723949were you the anon that also had the mejiro ryan onahole
>>541725037Yeah, she has a nice one.
>>541724303*crushes your balls*
>>541724996what did you get from the 2* ticket
>>541724995Actually 12, shitskin
>>541719668I'd recognize that type of wiggling anywhere.
>>541724527>rigging for a horse that nobody took seriously>even their ownergood joke.
>>541725037No her hips are actually on the smaller side. The real horse was fucking fat though
>>541722119YWNBAJ
>>541725126Gold Ship, I already have all the 2* and upgraded them to 3* so it's whatever. I'm hoping for Rudolf when I get the 3* ticket I want to breed her for her unique.
>>541724894Let me guess, your favorite race takes place on Hanshin turf?
>>541725243>ywnbAjESL-kun...
Hachimi hachimi hachimi hachiii mi
>>541725037>>541725205she has a good hip to waist ratio, although not the best
>>541725037Doesn't she have disproportionately large hips for her body size?
>>541719668she really has the best honselike design, but hishi amazon still has the most sexlike design
>>541719484>Silence SuzukaTrue>Seiun SkyTrue>Narita TaishinHer problems is being hard to build AND an end closer so she's constantly brocked. If you're a whale and manage to create a good one she's very consistent.>BlockushinAlready mentioned by you>FalconLiterally the strongest Front Runner in this CM and has been winning a lot of CM rooms in this very general. Either you're purposely avoiding looking at the thread when she races or being willfully ignorant>Daiwa ScarletHas also won a lot of rooms but Blockushin reigns a heavy hammer over all front runers not named Smart Falcon>El Condor Pasa FrontI've actually seen more Pace than Fronts and they've been doing better so this one actually might be a gaslight.
Is Rice Shower, the uma with the LARGEST, THICKEST, PLUMPIEST, BUBBLEST ASS?
Can I please borrow someones Tokai Teio SSR for the event quest
>>541725351The J is for Jap!
>>541718795It really is.>did your front runner proc all their skillz?Yay you win>was your late surger in 6th at the right time?Yay you win>did Taishin not job today?Yay you win
>>541717832...is pregnant
>>541725081no, i have a wife
>>541725108Why does this bitch never talk?
>>541724376Raisu pantsu...
Stop being fucking gross.
>>541725565https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/searchhttps://chronogenesis.net/
>>541725037Cuck Wonder...
What does Bro tongue taste like
>>541725107I really like how this artist pays attention to her muscles.
>>541718620This is why real gamers run 1 front 1 pace 1 late
Brian story sex update, we are SO back.
>>541725665Nah nigga
>>541725565Use uma.moe or chrono genesis or something holy shit
Cringe
>>541725760brotastic
>>541725665Who are you talking to?
unprotected sex with Teio
Kimo~
I love Grass so much, bros.
just 3-4 more careers and its done haha...
Of course while I'm training Nice Nature as debuff I get the stinking hot springs ticket.
must... save.... for kitasan card...... must.... resist....... gold city........ and manhattan cafe.....
>>541725628Yeah we know? It's ryan
Is there a place where I can find translations for the career dialogue of all the JP umas?
>Beeline Burst>Body and Mind>Rushing Gale>BoFA>Senior Spring Triple Crown>Tenno Sweep>Dirt Devil>All-Rounder>Power LifterWhat's the best way to do this with the fewest amount of runs?
>>541725750Thank you
ASS Wonder
>>541725792
>>541725081>the mejiro ryan onaholeI havent ordered onaholes in years, are any of the retailers still around?
>>541725961Oguri Cap
Grass' big butt is a psyop, do not believe their lies. She's actually the plainest design in the entire game. Grassniggers would want you believe this humble, quiet girl is some kind of semen demon. Do not fall for their devilish tricks. Refrain from ever talking or thinking about Grass Wonder again.
>>541725959Google lensAnki
>>541720138>Beeline BurstTake it from Akikawa on a dead run or gamble with borrowed Nishino Flower SSR speed. Or pot5 Brian.>GaleBorrow SSR Teio>ConcentrationPot...3? Suzuka. Or borrow MLB Tazuna>Corner ConnoisseurBorrow SSR Stam Gorushi or Pot5 OgurinBurst and Connoisseur are both dogshit so unless you already Pot5'd your oshi because you love them, just borrow the cards.
>>541725947Just 1 pull bwo....
>>541723773she's unironically gorgeous
>>541726076>t. Special Chud
>>541725628I'm so jealous of this anon it's insane
Ass Wonder's secret American past...
>>541725947Drop a tenner bro it won't hurt..
>>541726076shut up Grass, I know your secrets
I've been playing this garbage for like 10 hours, 3 star groundwork doesn't exist.
>>541726145>>541726227i already spent all my carats on el boober pasa...... and didnt even get her......... never again................
>>541726197that's the clothes she wears when she's alone with the trainer
>>541726076Shut up, drink Grass Wonder's ass and pussy sweat and pop a boner already
>>541726337>pulling without a spark Bwo... though I feel you. I spent 70$ to spark Heal Grass.
>>541726076Explain THIS
>>541725243>>541725107>>541725576sniff sniff>>541726435Just reading this gave me a boner..
>>541726197she renounced her americahood her ass shrunk
>>541726197Grass has cut Jean Shorts, Cowboy Hats, and American Flag Bikinis in her closet.
>>541723460She's just do cowgirl as fast as possible and deglove your dick
There's nothing special about Grass Blunder
>>541726507you got a boner from a man's words...
>>541726313I got my 3* Seiun but Steam says I've clocked in over 200hrs
>>541726387>>541726197So scandalous
>>541726496ME TOOthe thing that pisses me off is I got her retarded friend with a ticket in like 5 pulls
>>541726824Sexo
>Purest and most modest maiden in Tracen>All anyone can talk about is her fat supple ass and pussy sweat
>>541726824How dumb is Grass chan?
>>541726930>>541726824>>541726151>>541725870Have you considered liking better umas instead?
>>541715308faggots: you
>>541726671Yes, and?
>>541727035Grass will NEVER escape it
I'm sending Suzuka back to Rigil. Sorry but I need the stars.
This is why girls don't visit our threads.
>>541727067if you wanted a (you) then just tell me anon
Is gold city really that bad? She gets my dick the hardest...but S.Maru is right after her...
>>541727035wide load
>>541727141Spicaman would never!
>>541727035
>>541727035That's not true.Sometimes I like to talk about her big heavy ass smothering my dick
>>541727035What about using her sweaty after race pantyhose?
>>541726671you've probably been pitching the tent all day long today to drawings made by men.
>>541726313have two but they suck
>>541727382i have not
>>541727319Bro? Your face being smothered???
Full armor matikane or holidary oguri... Hmmmm
do front runners need power
I don't like Grass Wonder.
>>541727565lol
>>541727250Spicaman doesn't have a retirement home full of Suzukas like I do.
>>541727161I’m a girl
I really like Ass Wonder
>>541727618Do you like Grass Wonder?
Japanese maiden (american)
>>541727618troons don't count
>>541726313I've gotten 2 besides this, 1* pwr maya (late pink) and 2* spd maru (no whites)
>>541727552If you roll for SENPAI, don't you have enough time to get another spark for XOguri
>>541727529Face sitting is good but I'll always prefer assjobs
>>541727565to beat out other fronts
>>541725759CucKing
This random mob looks really hot
>>541727764How did Grass get convinced to dress up like a cowgirl...
>>541727912GUH
>>541727161I know there's at least one girl visiting these threads. She's a fucking degenerate though.
>>541727930Grass' evil japanese twin that larps as american
Grass wonder? Probably wondering when is the sun gonna go up again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVfT8sU48PgBros...
Sex.
>>541727161My girlfriend likes all the T.M Opera bird posts.
achoo
I see it’s a horny for Grass Wonder episode
>>541727725Is that......Take Yutaka?
My game froze and now Yayoi is just starring at me and blinking occasionally. Music isn't playing either so it's pretty haunting.
Don't change the channel
>>541728015Dirt Wonder...
>>541727930I asked politely>>541728049fat butt
>>541728048I listen to this song like every dayNarita Brian love
>>541728207her Vagina is INSANELY fucking hairy, a JUNGLE
>>541728235JesasI want her even more now!
>>541728097I want to smell Grass Wonder's asshole so bad
>>541728235
I don't take baths or exercise so umas won't rape me.
>>541728381Dirt umas like that. Sorry anon but you fucked up.
Because they have boobs. Next question.
She's been staring at me like that for 10 minutes what do I do?
>>541728235Not if I have anything to do with her!
>>541725961>Body and Mind>Tenno Sweep>Senior Spring Triple Crown>BoFAMayano Top Gun, pot 3. Use the welfare Winning Ticket power card>Dirt Devil>Power Lifter>Rushing GaleFalco, Oguri, Haru, or Pasa. Borrow Teio speed SSR>All RounderPasa, Oguri, or Falco raised to Turf>Beeline BurstIn any of the above runs, you can get it from the Tazuna event in classic or senior November, iirc. Best Foot Forward event, pick top option
The Suzuka of Dirt....
>>541728442Falco is too beta to rape and Haru Urara wouldn't rape.Easy win.
>>541728460I got my eyes on an orange haired uma with a large butt...
>>541728528Bro don't look up...
>>541728460I wouldn't
>>541728521Falco wouldn't dress or act like this.
>>541728048>156 viewsholy DEAD game
Would you tickle the right spots for her?
>>541728048>>541728207>>541728380
>>541728528Oguri is a dirt racer.
Is Gold City a for (You) umamusume?
>my Super Creek decided to win NHK mile cup even though she doesn't have mile aptitude>proceeds to destroy everyone in Kikuka-sho, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen
>>541728601in front of you she wouldn’t
>>541728128you have been chosen to go to tracen, anon
>>541728601you have to get her comfortable first
>>541728651Very. And very jealous. She's the white blonde Stacy experience.
>>541728651yes
>>541728620STOP GIVING ME THESE I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH AT HOME
>>541728651Gold City is for bullying with compliments and genuine affection and watching her melt.
>>541728678>not using his real jockeySOVLLESS
>>541728774Do t talk to Brian like that
>>541728678you promised to get her pregnant after URA finale, didn't you be honest, now
>>541728774Just give them to Sweepy
>>541728207>>541728235>>541728302>>541728380>>541728470>>541728620>>541728774imagine>she comes after along fuckass training day>she is insanely sweaty, but her sweat is not stinky, but more like UMA pheromones all around>she starts getting undressed because she has to take a shower>then as she takes everything, you can see it on the panties>the promised land, the land in gold, all covered within a THICK, curly and musky AMAZONNESS jungle...>her covers are so thick that you can even see them from her pinky lace panties, specially the stainted from her own sweat...
>>541728997Why are you a rude ass nigga
Almost got raped by an uma but this nice german uma helped me escape to an abandoned classroom.
Sweep Tosho has a tired old worn out stretched to the limit hotdog in a hallway droopy vulva pussy
You guys are fucking retarded,
safe again for another week
>>541729058shut up and eat the fucking veggies already
>>541728381>be uma>work hard>luck into godlike genetics>be best of the best>enter most prestigious academy>meet fellow god umas>meet the director>best day of you life>be assigned a top trainer>meet trainer>whatthefuckisthatsmell.jpg>smells worse than a stable>have to spend years working with him>have to follow the Tracen Tradition>reluctantly rape trainer>like fucking soft cheese>smells worse>smell of sweat is a trauma trigger>can’t even race anymore>life ruined
>>541729148Proof?
>>541729049what happens on fuckass training day O_O
>>541729172And Biwa Hayahide is ugly.
>>541729069>to an abandoned classroom
>>541729148All thanks to my cock, btw.
>>541729172
>>541717757Why is Teio such a sex demon?
You guys never reply to my postsI am not funny enough? Huh? Well fuck you!
>>541729172my trainee likes me like that
>>541729069>>541729229Spring must be tough at Tracen with all the Umas entering heat
>>541729069>>>>>>>>>>escape
541729329(You)
>>541729329That's not nice
Marriage proposal?
>>541729329PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD GET THIRD
is this ok as a grandparent?
>>541729495mcqueen is so ugly
>>541729362I remember a manga where Tracen hired a police uma to protect the trainers' dorms during spring, sadly I didn't save it...
>>541729587absolutely, are you kidding?
why grass wunder hate borgar?
>>541729329I'll reply to your post just because you posted Natie
This nigga is recommending Ardan from the selector tickethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uegED2ovUcHe managed to gaslight globalbabs and now he thinks he can gaslight JP chads
>>541729495SHE HAS0 TITS0 ASS0 THIGHS
>>541729495quick reminder that Mcqueen is a for (you) uma
Mood up
>>541729643>are you kidding?No.Ok, I'll use it then.
>>541729667She lives off a diet of Japanese food only.Her ass is shrinking by the day...
I'm heading out to get some dinner. If I don't have at least 2 (You)s by the time I return I will start shitposting, I have ruined many threads and other generals, you don't want me ruining this one.Don't test me.
Huh?
Fuck me. How do we know what's our account info to share on other devices again? I broke my phone before and gotten a new one but I've already setup a share account from PC.
Gonna move to Hokkaido
This Trainer sucks I would be on all 4s and bark like a dog if she told me to
>>541729903>he got the buglmao
>>541729787name 3 umas that aren't for (you)hard mode: no air shakur
>>541730025But I always use protection...
>>541729172>You guys are fucking retarded,I am high IQ and employed
>>541729867Because you posted Dia I will give you a single (You)
>>541729780UGE TRACTS OF LAND
Marriage
>541729867I'm cancelling out his (You)Bring it on, Dia
>>541730042Tokai TeioMejiro Ryan Rice Shower
>>541712726>he doesn't focus on one banner at the timeNGMI bwo. Pity is usually only stacked per banner on most gachas, not across. Just focus on what you want the most and take the loss for the others or give cygames your credit card info.You bricked yourself.
>>541725947do you have any kita
>>541730042Urara maybe?
You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus (You) using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes...
>>541730401SNIFFFFF
>>541726671if gods a man, you're always getting turned on by a man indirectly boyo
>>541730325>he didn't got the secret Teio eventtoo bad for you
>>541730401more effort into shitposting than playing the game
>>541729867
>>541730401sniff sniff
>>541730325Ryan literally takes you to meet her family and be part of it
>>541724663>>541724816ace lost akiten
>>541729946did you link it thru google play or facebook? if you just login it should relink it otherwise you have to set the link it should guide you thru it
>>541730560LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>541730042Falco, Urara and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Helios?
here's ur cm3 ace bwo
>>541730507already did my runs just taking a deserved goon break
>>541730651Falco is for (You)She's just a loser
>>541727706you realize immediately going to polspeak outs you as some faggot who got rejected IRL and then went "YOURE A LESBIAN!"
Is Hishi like ten feet tall or does it just look that way because she's always hanging out with Maya, Nishino, and Curren and she's actually normal sized?
Do you guys don't read the stories of the umas you play with?
>>541728651one of the few virgin horsesshe's also as moody as goldship and restricts training like her
>>541730673is that 100% groundwork proc chance
>>541729667No one knows so they had to kick her out of the US for being a bitch
>>541730673That's garbage
Oh no. Oh no no no no no that's too close together you can't ask me to make this choice
>>541729186>be akikawa>making bank off the uma eugenics program>only select torenas for their utmost privileged genetic material>some asshole who's immune to 14 of the 20 most common diseases and godly muscle fiber tone somehow refuses to play along>autistic fag acts uncomfortable towards his own trainee's advances>can't catch a fucking hint>one day he just stops showering>spews nonsense about protecting his virginity>nobody wants to even look in his direction anymore>have to make arrangements to dose his trainee with high concentration aphrodisiac>make her rape him and force him tie the knot>she falls into heavy depression and ends up killing herself>now you have to arrange to have his ass killed too, all because "someone" decided to spill the beans before going out>yfw it's just another tuesday at Tracen academy
>>541730805I did the first time, and pretty much each time until the first CM started, and have it set to turn off auto skip for unseen events.
>>541730841Sluttiest horses?
>>541730673Sorry but you missed the stamina+guts requirement
>that meek art from earlier was actually aiI've been bamboozled...
>Do you guys don'tSEA hours commences
>>541730805First time yes
>>541728048brians decently popular, like i think tail end of top 20 maybe, but I think she might only have 1 alt still and really shows how shit japs taste is as ever. She doesn't even get an alt before year 2<, crazy.
>>541730895tons will die and she will still reign supreme
>be uma>work hard>pay debt>work hard>pay debt>work hard>drink>pay debt>work hard>pay debt>pay debt>drink
>>541731040
>>541730673>no mile S>no turs Smy half baked goldshi beats this
>>541730946I'm just from kentucky
>>541731218Y'all fucking stupid!
>>541731287refer to >>541729310
>>541730673its crazy to me whales fall for the witmax meme. Legit mental retardation
Is MANT right after Aoharu?
*ahem*
>>541731418Flat...
>>541731040i love her so goddamn much
>>541731375
>>541730805everyone except ryan. I just couldn't. I swear she'd be better looking bald, thats how bad that hair is
>>541731352REST BADPRESS WIT 30 TIMES
>>541731418my wife
>>541730673>all seeing eyes in your pathoh nyooooo
>>541731487mambo
>groundwork Seiun with iffy procs>no groundwork Suzuka with 350 wit>decent debuffer naturemy work here is done, time to take a goon break
>>541731553chiyo
>>541731561Want to make her into a single mom
>>541731475urara vs the evil helicopter
>>541731602somehow your suzuka is going to block your seiun
>>541731418
>>541731561
I'm so tired of your shit, Oguri...
>>541731726I hate her
>>541731418Wow, Suzuka is Flat. >>541731475Riko wife..
>>541731561>>541731726Need to make her a mother of five
>>541730586What I did before was set up a link which prompted me to set my Trainer ID + Password. Should I set another password, would it override the previous one I used?
Taurus & Gemini Platinum Title holders, how are we feeling about Cancer?
>>541731815Not sure I used google play for my link
>>541731726
>>541729186>>541730895
>>541731909>that black zoomer speakjesus christ
>>541730843No like 95 since it's two wit checks without greens
>error code: 102AIIIIIIIIEEEEE
>>541731418She's so fucking flat lmaoNot even a bump
>>541730805Only for the ones I don't particularly care about
>>541732029>>541732029>>541732029Early because I don't want to get hit by the fucking 300s timer again
If you have to choose, which one? please
please release her cygames I can fix her.
>>541731909my qualifier WR% will be terrible since my comp is late gambler but I'm confident in winning finals as I have two excellent parents for SMaru
>>541730905Curren ChanShe's so much sluttier than all the other umas I don't even know who would be second. Taiki looks like a stripper but doesn't act all that whoreish, Super Creek looks super lewd but is just baby crazy and fertile, Mayano is a tease but is a turbo shy virgin, the idea of Gold Ship having sex scares me, I don't even know if Suzuka knows what lust is, Maruzensky is pure sex but doesn't really act like it, Falco is a dumb bird but would be easy to manipulate into sex, and so on and so forth.
>>541732420>baby crazy and fertileLewd...
>>541732124power is everything, left
sex with tact
>>541732582
>>541732897I’ve cum so much cum to her
/uma/ has fallen.........
>>541730242the thumbnail looks like the pink speech bubbles are sausages hanging off her veil
>>541733221And it'll keep falling umadacchi. This game is only for turbo sweats. And me, of course.
>>541731651urara vs DMC 2 boss
