Mann Manor Edition>NewsMvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>541388389
really?this is the op?
>>541723583This is pretty much the same thing as this image, trans fortress 2 general forever!!!>>541723712stop being mean to our fellow tf2 sisters.
NEED pyro bf
good thread
>>541723712
>>541723583Thanks pally
*sips*yep, this is the thread
Did Zesty win yet?
>>541723813NEED pyro gf
>>541723712Unless you're dedicating your life like the OP does, this is what you get. LGBT friendly OPs.
Unable to sync with steam cloud?
>>541724049sex with cacodemon
>>541724132sister you don't need to project onto every girl you see they're not like you
>>541723583OHHH MEGOOMINN
>>541724292retard
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>541723583You are here 24/7
>>541723583Another based fucking OP 10/10 fucking keep it up with the based edits
>>541724586Stop being transphobic.>>541724690^_^
>>541724690https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/88/Engineer_yes03.wav
>>541724776Because it makes (you) unreasonably mad
>>541724849nta but this shit is pretty tiresome and boring, it would be nice if you guys kept it to a minimum instead of making it your lifes mission to ruin this general.
>>541724919If you didn't shit your diaper and have a meltdown every day there'd be less of it, people do it to troll you bud
>>541724994i literally said i wasnt him, and don't care what the op. I do care that you're admitting you do this maliciously and have a goal of pissing people off.
>>541724919>>541724776anime website
>>5417251912chan was not an anime website, aka the site its based off...
Reminder to ignore the floydschizo since he's the only one fakes outrage over this
>>541725191Most of the website has nothing to do with it.
complaining about anime on a 4chan board that isn't specifically anime is like complaining about seeing anime at a panel for video games at an anime convention
>>541725476I don't know why people don't filter lmao
>>541725191>>541725514Again, this website is based off 2Chan. It's not an anime website. Stop making it your personal life choice to just shit post and ruin things.
>>541725514This website isn't an anime convention though.
>>541725476It's really sad how he spends all day doing this
>>541725391>>541725590this one is, moot made it specifically to discuss anime with his something awful friends. completely different motive
>>541725714Yeah /a/ is for anime, it's almost like he created seperate boards for seperate things. Retard
updetto???australiums ETA?????
>>541725714The website has expanded overtime though like Facebook and YouTube and more boards got added.
you can guarantee an election tourist will complain about anime on 4chan of all places
>>5417258302 more days
>>541725812>>541725869literally hasn't stopped the anime culture from permeating through the entire websiteyou might as well get mad that you went to mexico and people are speaking spanish no matter where you go
>>541725928I joined here a few years after the 2016 election and i'm not a tourist if I stayed.
>>541726038thanks for admitting it, go back
>>541725973That soon?!!???
>>541726013There is no anime culture, just a small amount of people posting cringe anime girl reaction images.
>>541726161>There is no anime culturethis is your last (you), spend it well
>>541726095Fuck you nigga
>small amount of people
Demofloyd: so when does this bum ass shower startMorbidly obese fempyro: Mmmdhmhmph...Hikari: Nozomi... do we tell them...Nozomi: Pahyaya, no need! It'll be a lot funnier if they don't know until the end!*Presses button*Demofloyd: AAAAGH-CK ACK ACKFempyro: GGGHMMPH, UGHMMMMP-*muffled coughing*
>>541726013>permeating>you admitted you do this shit to piss people offits one thing to do it for culture, its another to do it for lifestyle
>>541726127Would I lie to you?
>>541726505actually based take
>>541726437trustze plan
>>541726616It's a trvke take.
>>541726505noshut upthats not truereal women cant compare to 2d womenidc if its impossible standards so shut the heck up
>>541726734truth nuke
>>541726734You live in the real world, so if you unironically believe that then you should just kill yourself.
>>541726686>>541726437>>541726127>>541725973>>541725830bruh
>>541726960I am genuinely concerned for her (his) mental well being.
>>541727076I just don't get what this accomplishes, If it's to piss people of it's just weird
Shupos owe me Aussies and sex
>>541726406there's more than one person here schizo retard
100% of posts in /tf2g/ are made by ze spy
blue archive girls owe me sex
>>541725830>>541725973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdtoStop samefagging.
Shupogodsβ¦my 2 part update with part 2 releasing before halloweenβ¦give it to meβ¦.
shuposhuposhupo
Why must every general have a resident schizo?
>>541727247>Multiple people doing it to ruin the general Makes it even sadder, retard-kun
schizo meltdown hours
>>541727750me when i'm pushing the payload cart
>>541727420to the end of the line palcaptcha: sxxrn
ok, so scream fortress is happening this week, right?It was on the 10th last year, and on the 9th the year before that
>>541728505should be, but it could be delayed due to the hard work they're putting into the mvm update
>>541728505maybe.... *sniff* maybe....
>>541728505THE 11th
>>541727646>before halloweenuhhhh
Scream Fortress contracts come in tomorrow right?
>>541723813more specifically NEED blu pyro bf
>>541726354What the fuck did i just read lmao
>>541723583this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
thoughts on the cleaver? everytime I switch the pistol for it I just end up spamming it and not using my shotgun 90% of the time
>>541729723Ok so basically, blue archive won
>>541729723Mental sickness
>>541730170is funmakes you feel like a ninja
>>541730170one of the most fun weapons in the game
Don't forget to stay for an extra match to help everyone out once contracts come!
>>541726354did he died
>>541730868I'm not bothering with contracts. I will queue for every map (except bloodwater and hassle castle) and just play normally. If someone needs help, I will offer it.
>>541724614ratposter you forgot to spoil
Is it worth sacrificing all the mercs paper masks to get the Hale paper mask
>>541731685Yes, it has the hidden bonus if making you immune to the HHH
>>541731685yeah you get spooked immunity from the boss and a cheevo, if you care about thati think you can also trade/buy for it? could be wrong
THIS IS THE YEAR bros... Please god let this be the last year...
>>541732156I feel bad for people who missed the masks when they were guaranteed drops on Mann Manor and have to try to get them from a pool of like 400 items
>>541732156maybe this is the year I finally get chicken kievcan't view inventory, but pretty sure I have 100+ transmutes and still never got it
>>541733474I actually got a haunted Chicken Kiev last year, it's too bad that it's a contract award because holy shit that thing goes for a lot.
>>541733370You know what's worse? I probably had the masks drop at some point but was doing something like this >>541733474 to get all the bird heads and zombies
>>541734202Same thing applies to the zombies. They used to be guaranteed drops on Ghost Fort, unless you got the odd spell drop
>>541725714>retarded new fag doesn't understand what /a/ isOH NO NO NO
>>541737627>retarded newfag calling anyone else a retarded "new fag">doesn't even know that /b/ was the anime boardo I am laffin
Can someone start a hashtag to remove truces from tf2
>>541738164#bringbacksuddendeath
>>541738206too late, you already exposed your own newfagdomcongrats you played yourself newfag retard
>>541738315I accept your concession newfag retard
>>541738162lmao he really played himself
>>541738162No it wasn't.
hi I'm a new fag
>>541738575>>541738782oh no no no newfag bros not like this
>>541738831AAIIIEEEEEE NOOOOO
>>541738831>Literally the words right after it disprove your claimsomeone failed literacy class loool
>>541739090>actual illiterate retard can't tell one sentence talking in past tense and the other talking in current tensestay in school retard
80% of my kills in this game are clueless new players and any semi competent player owns me how do I cope
>Sniper has 50 max HP by default>Razorback changed to give +20 max HP on wearer, no backstab immunity whatsoeverDid I fix the class
>>541739651No, fuck off.
>>541739651>can still instakill most classes at any rangenah
>>541739863That's the cool point of him.
Sniper should lose health the closer he gets to a sentry
Why does Sniper make people seethe so much?
>>541740073dying randomly because some guy clicked on you from across the map isn't fun
>>541740151Don't go in his sight lines then.
is the anti shupo/wannabe oldfag schizo done having his melty? can we use the thread again?
seething about sniper displays lack of spatial awareness
>>541740340Yes, if you stop giving him attention
>>541740340Don't ever reply to the nignog, let him keep talking to himself.
Gotcha eyehole
>>541733474I believe in yout. 11 years without forgotten kings restless head
I AM DA LAWD OF ALL MAGIK
>>541742531K I N OThis is how tf2 will look in 2018
Um, can you actually do contracts to earn some items and sell them for a key? This is my first ever scream fortress and I was hoping to trade some Halloween hats for something like a strange weapon. Can some tf2 veterans explain? Seems too good to be trueβ¦.
He's so perfect bros
>>541745116SMOOOOOOCH
is steam broken right now
>>541746562ye
>>541745808agreed bro
>>541739651Just reduce the SR damage bro.
>>541740340Zesty is my FAVORITE tf2 tuber bros...
>Damage falloff no longer applies to sniper so people can actually fight him at longer rangesDid I fix him?
>>541748527samegenuinely enjoy his videos
>>541748895>thing that does nothing against the good/cheating players, the ones that make Sniper so obnoxiousWhat do you think?
>>541748895They should fix him by adding bullet drop.
>>541745031>Can some tf2 veterans explain? Seems too good to be trueβ¦.It is, none of the items you get are tradable. You won't be trading shit, sorry anon
Anyone miss the old days where scout had 150hp and could slow down players? Ah, the good ol days
reminder to fempyro simps that this will always be a more lore accurate pyro than your fanfictions. yes, an alien pyro with his head split wide open will be ALWAYS stay true to the REAL tf2. why? it's approved my valve ofc. Your fempyro will never be a part of real tf2 and you will seethe till the end of times. now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go frag on freaky fair why you freaks beat off your little meats to a freak of nature
Update this week bros
>>541751216Screamfortress.
Considering that Summer Fortress was late one week this year, Halloween might be late too...
can some anon with a taste for good scream fotress maps please upload their map selection here. getting too tired of playing the same shitty payload map. I need me some fresh maps and not reskins. thank you. the goofier the better, But no reskins please
I ran out of ideas to draw fempyro.
>>541752202Just use ai.
>>541752202draw her as a man
>>541750475The Shortstop is such a sad, sad tale. One of many, I suppose >>541752202>initiating a partner taunt where she's swaying her hips waiting for you to smack her ass>fanning herself while her suit is zipped open and there's sweaty sloshers galore>just draw her unzipping her bare supersized sloshers and playing with them a bit
>>541752754First one sounds good, but the rest that do not involve latex is hard no.
>>541750475>MM used to heal 75%Holy fuuf, totally forgot about that. And I still think 15 years later that giving Scout a throwable jar is pretty stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
According to Backpack.tf, the Summer 2025 key is the first key in a long time to reach nearly five-digit sales (9500+). The usual sales figures range from 2000 to 4000.
>>541752202Fempyro refilling Sniper's jarate for him
I miss non tiered items
>Valve threaten the TF2C teamYou love to see this.
>>541753425but why doe...
>>541753609Knowing the percentages of each item's rarity is nice but I hate that whenever I hover over my newer cosmetics now, half of my HUD is covered by a list of shit that I don't care about.
i can get a free hat during hallow contracts?how?
>>541754342I personally despise the coloured bordersthe monkey who thought that copy pasting Dota colour scheme into TF2 should be should be executed by a firing squad
>>541755068Same.
>>541754369Some of the halloween only hats you get awarded from Merasmus contracts are actually craftable. Get two together and use the rebuild headgear crafting option.
What servers do I have to connecto to, to get rid of Russians?They're flooding every EU server I try connecting to. It's like joining a game with at least 12 chimpanzees.Whoever has the most 30IQ russians loses.
>no 2025 sf updateand that is a good thing
FUCK Scream FortressFUCK the MvM updateWhere's the Replay and Coaching update
i genuinely wonder how many people actually talk here and how many ""people"" here are just the same person pretending to be multiple people
3 NIGASON CART
>>541738162Do you use like the same reaction images, you really are here 247
>>541760974I wake up, and sometimes check this place before work and I swear these OPs and whoever makes them is unironically just a sociopath
>>541754153tf2 is the biggest it has ever been by raw playercount, even if the overall internet userbase has gone up by so much it does not have any of the relevance it did at only 20k peak players
>>541764420The absolute state of NEETs
>>541755068akshully dota copied usand you can turn the borders off
>>541764559i dont think you know what that word means
Everything that's been going on here for the last couple of months is a psyop run by the Emporium to distract (You) from the fact that one of the biggest names in the TF2 workshop is a groomer and a pedophile.
>>541766562that's cool and all but I don't really care
>>541766562This is the most vocal place about the Emporium tho
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Contracts today?
Dem0floyd
>>541740340Nothing wrong with being anti shupo.
>>541758627Russian players are cool if they aren't little kids, much less annoying than American players
>>541740340No, he's still on the same melty.
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
ctf_sneed
>>541753425>>541754153it's not really rocket science if you thinks about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hC4ccOEK08bot exodus happened on 27th of june 2024 that's halfway through summer + people were unsure how 'perma' the ban was so they weren't going to see much salessummer 2025 -> a year of bot free and a year of being able to recoup player interest again = more people feel less unsure about the state of the game plus they can actually play the game so they are more likely to buy stuffvalve could see even bigger numbers if they brought quickplay back or updated casual rules to be more like old quickplay settings so people played the game for more than 3-6 minutes
>>541781930
I think Heavy could have a chainsaw as a primary weapon if it also had a "kickback" mechanic where it instantly unspins and knocks you backwards if the chainsaw comes into contact with a hard surface. This would help you get into range and switch to your shotgun but it wouldn't really become a "mobility" item.The existing custom chainsaw is just a short-range flamethrower so it's cringe.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0gxCZJo7Rm8
>>541783384good image. i agree
>>541784084More like cringe image.
>>541760974you can see whenever one gets all their posts deleted and a quarter of the thread disappears instantly
>>541783384>give the biggest slowest class a primary that only works at melee rangegreat idea
>>541785042Sex with fat migu
>>541785774this
>>541786759
>there's ESLs out there that unironically play with the dubbed voicelinesSniper in German and Russian is based tho because he calls Spy a faggot
>>541787093classic
>>541724240Do you like CacoY/N
>>541787319
>>541751056underrated postfempyro gooners are free to goon in their own little discord channels, the problem is when they intrude on spaces for people to actually discuss the game
Does anyone else get a little nostalgic when playing the older event maps? They're like a time capsule back to I was young and when Halloween was actually bright, colorful and fun
>>541789324>Merasmus shouting non-stop "WELCOME LAMBS, TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE!">8 years later and it still hasn't been fixedaaand of course it's an ICS map
>>541783384>primary*meleebuffing the steak with it would make for a fun combo why is the damage vulnerability still a thingheavy could use some variety on the gloves deparment
>>541789324I feel you. >you will never relive that moment in your life when you were a carefree teenager, playing halloween maps till sunday morning while your parents were away, chugging six pack soda non-stop
>>541791103i don't see any reason why i can't relive that other than the shitty contract system
>>541789890sex with shupos
UPDATE???
>>541792673De-dosey
how can you guys play with the insane amount of cheaters?
buy an ad
so uhwhich scream fortress maps are new?
>>541796541I'd forgotten about the Lithuanian manhole shaving incident, how poor is this fucking country
>>541796919none currently as the 2025 update has not been released still.
>>541797294>Lithuanian manhole shaving incidentwhat
>>541797516local lithuanian authorities started shaving off the "CCCP" marking on their 40 year old soviet-era manholes because ruzzia is evil and they're too poor to afford new manholes
>>541798430i was hoping for a different kind of lithuanian manhole shaving if you catch my drift
>>541798843Sorry to disappoint you lol
>>541798430kek based chaduanians
>>541797310It should have came out today.
>>541800341why do you want another update? new maps are gonna suck and will be just reskins of other maps but with too much bullshit added
>>541800609I want contracts
I absolutely need contracts, i don't care about new items or maps.
gay sex with the pyro
I finally fucking found pass_training_arena. It was in my maps folder all along and I never deleted it.It turns out you can still visit the older, far better passtime.tf through old.passtime.tf, from before their whole development-hell SDK mod.Like seriously just compare passtime.tf/maps to old.passtime.tf/maps. Criminal!
>>541802825Unban Pyro btw.
>>541800341Valve orchestrated a falseflag DDOS attack in order to postpone the update.
>>541789890>>541786759saved
>>541800609and we already had one in the summer.
>>541804034But why would they do that?
>>541792673>>541800341Update was cancelled. Confirmed by Eric Smith in the previous thread.
>>541805002update comes out tomorrowconfirmed by one of the shupogawds
>>5418051288it fucking better i need something to distract me from not being able to afford a wow sub on the eve of legion remix
>>541789324What do you call the theming of these maps? Dried out ground, dead trees, spooky looking shacks and stuff. It's basic but I do like the aesthetic.
>>541806618spooky
>>541806618>dead treesnigga the piles of leaves are right therethe aestic you are looking for is autumnal americana
>>541802825fun map. I don't think I did the jumps correctly but it was interesting trying to figure out what I was supposed to do
played some tf2 today and it was just as good as i remembervery excited for thursday bros
>>541804962because overlordlettuce in the emporium wanted 0.1% more revenue from the case (everyone has to be punished because the emporium is bad)
>>541806618Halloween.
>>541764420I saved it from another poster here, schizoalso if you're here so often you think you're recognizing images then you're just self reporting that you're here 24/7 lmao
>>541803083the jack hat is such an ugly hat
wts epic glitched sniper rifle+epic bugged name+cant make them anymore+...? is pretty toxic+killstreak kit on bugged rifle is subtle flex?-not as toxic as swastika flamethrower+wont get you banned from community servers like the swastika flamethrower70 keys obo, the other one i had i sold for $200 but i dont really care as much for tf2 items so i dont feel like being a jewI can sell on mannco.store for around $100 usd which is quick and anonymousid/crippledwings
>>541816054trans coded rename, trans coded post
>>541815785Yes which is why I had fun and made this loadout. I think it works.
>>541816564it does look interesting but the dethkapp or patriot peak would work so much better after you got bored of it
>>541816116obsession coded post
>>541817627still not spending $100 on your dogwater taste rename
TONIGHT'STHENIGHT
>>541770427Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>541819432
>>541819432this butt megumin
>>541819432This butt shupos
update? pleeeaaassssseeeee?
>>541808715Furry pedocoded gif
>>541821419
>>541821419why say it twice
>>541818012i didn't post it in the first place
>I main Pyro
Merasmus, the fucking contracts.
There's no way in hell to do this right? I've tried jumpthrow > degreaser airblast (I think the wall is what makes it consistently go away instead of towards) > jetpack (it rides off my head when taking off and neutral) > 90 degree lob, but that's where it ends.I *think* one of the parts of taking off with the jetpack actually sets the ball to neutral, but I'm not sure, nor am I sure it would activate the magnetism.
>>541826178there are passtime training maps?now THAT is sovl
>>541826178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRbZJS5A_EI finally managed to get another airblast off of the last lob. This is as good as it gets, sadly, as this is as high as Pyro can go.>>541826327Yes but they've been hidden now ever since passtime.tf started working on their SDK mod. >>541802825
Is mvm going to be combined with scream fortress, or a separate update?
>>541826829sure
>>541826829The tf team just dm'd me and said they are separate
Eric just responded to my e-mail and told me there will be sex with Olivia for every day the update is delayed, starting today
I personally send a message to Jill and he sent me a picture of his brony outfit... WTF?!
Gaben replied to my email and said they're adding Fempyro in the next update and a partner taunt that lets anyone have sex with her
eric, jill, and gaben all replied to me but didn't include any funny sex jokes
>>541819765>>541822247mmph!
>>541819432this pic would be hot if it was male
>>541830831sex>>541830857no
>>541830857
So how hard do you try to win? Will you swap to engineer or medic from spy? Will you swap to a power class from sniper? Or do you enjoy just kind of doing your own thing fitting casual matches and you'll go 4th scout without any real thought to team dynamics? Not really saying either option is correct, just getting a general idea on matters
>>541835630Class switching is an intended mechanic by the devs regardless of people thinking you're "rage switching" so yes I will switch as the situation changes. I don't really tryhard beyond that though
>>541835630>will i swap to a class thats less good at winning and cant kill people and will not see the objectiveno i try my hardest every game and that always looks like playing scoutif a sentry gun enters the kill feed it becomes demo
>>541835630i usually just play the class that the team doesn't have and that typically works out decently, even if i don't go ballistic with my gameplay
>>541835630Hard enough. I'll go medic if we don't have one, and I'll go 2nd medic if we're losing. I hate losing. I seethe at unbalanced teams. This game raises my blood pressure I should really just quit.
>>541781930>>541783228Next OP right here.
>>541815172>knee jerk projection
>>541836905This. I fucking hate goyim so much it's unreal. Goyim genuinely make this game unplayable. Not to mention that Valve gets away with their shit all the fucking time, precisely because of retarded goyim.They fucking deserve it desu.
>>541835630I'm good at medic and decent as pyro and soldier. If the team doesn't have a medic/has a clearly shit medic I go med, if the team has a medic I go pyro. If the team has 2+ pyros and 1+ medics OR if I keep getting destroyed as pyro I switch off to soldier. That's how I do things.
>>541815172babble
>>541815172you made him mad that you caught him lol
I take back everything I said about Zesty.Truly he is a man of integrity just like me.
>>541840567I know, he's so pathetic he doesn't even realize he owned himself
>>541840686What was your first clue?
>>541840981I didn't see that one.My joke is ruined.
Pedoshit aside, can this instance alone get Neodement perma-banned from the workshop?
>>541841837If Metabolic didn't get permabanned by actually committing identity theft and credit card fraud, saying something in discord won't
>eceleb drama(voice) heavy: should i be awake for this?
>>541841959In a political climate as volatile as this one, I think it would make it much easier for things like this to become mainstream. Valve's CEO is already testifying before congress for exactly this. Now if Valve's flagship game were known to promote these people...
>>541815172>>541840567trvkes
>>541842551Maybe someone can get in touch with Vipes and get that police report he supposedly filed. Forward that to Valve
>>541842698Valve literally doesn't care unless it affects their public image.
>>541842924It would affect their public image if people knew they were hiring a known criminal for Dota 2 skins
>>541843004Again, they don't see any of this as threatening. They can feign ignorance or not acknowledge it. A big workshop creator threatening terrorism while Valve is already under scrutiny by the federal government? Far more potent.
>>541841837i still can't believe that we have literal terrorists everywhere now and we're just expected to think it's normal
>>541841837am i supposed to know/care who these people are or what they're vaguely referencing>ree emporiumtroon etc.cope, nignog
>>541843549>am i supposed to know/careyes>whyuhh well uhh you see uhh
Wait a second.Does Zesty prefer Eva Classic or the Rebuilds?
>>541843441you are delusional and retarded
>>541844032classic because it's old
>>541844297yeah i'm really glad that when violence does break out, people are quick to show sympathy for the victims and affirm that no matter what they disagree on, violence is not the answer
>>541844487I would ask him but I forgot that he blocked me on Twitter.Probably because I called him a retard or something.I forget.
Managed to get all the way to the final level for Demo's course. Thermal Thruster tech carried for all but one level where I had to use the Detonator and rebound.
>>541845087good shit dawg
Holy fuck the new case just leakedElitehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3572492722https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3570907712Assassinhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3570498913https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3555994056https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3568796598https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3573765366Commandohttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3573764985https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3036255169https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1882563094https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3327442751https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3329969095https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3173245413Merchttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3570052821https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3255947990https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3573764301https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3173246530https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2863035726https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3078410868https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3094412870Bonushttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2443183272https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2605909607Tauntshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3333932191https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2854258340https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=316472719
Too many links, give me a tl;dr
>>541848610>tl;dremporium slop got inno one will use said slop everbut emporiumtroons don't care because they got their 100th self-made and are laughing all the way to the bank
>>541726013>you might as well get mad that you went to mexico and people are speaking spanish no matter where you goI'm doing exactly that right now, though.
>>541849045Good for them. I'll open like 3 cases just to see if I get an unusual and to support valve.
>>541849045is this true shupo?
>24/7 2fort servers with 64 player caps>none of them running free2fortwhat gives? free2fort is the perfect size for 64 players, while regular 2fort gets way too congested and becomes an unfun meatgrinder.
>>541848576ik this is probably fake but I am gonna be pissed if there isn't warpaintsit's like the emp figured out that war paints let smaller creators get a chance and just told valve not to add as many war paints because of that
>>541841837>>541843549Valve is supposed to be testifying to congress tomorrow. It would be really funny if Gabe Newell was forced to give a statement on the (((emporium))) tomorrow before the house oversight committee.
>>541850342The meatgrinder is what makes it fun, same with turbine.
>>541850746I am guessing that they will just show him a few examples of people saying racist things or being nazis on steam and ask him "what are you doing to stop thiS"
>>541848576Surely THIS won't be used for unintended shenanigans.
>>541848576Some of these aren't bad actually.Although the buff Engie is a stretch unless they make his pants more brightly colored so you can tell what team he's on.
>>541848576>coach heavy shirtkino
>>541848576The funny thing about these "leak" posts is that leaking can literally never happen.No one knows what's in the cases until the update hits, not even the creators. Only maps can leak because they get advance notice.
>>541852340why would cosmetic creators not get advance notice? they have to be paid
>>541853185Because Valve is retarded and would rather add broken items and have creators scramble to make a fix in a week than give them advance notice like mappers. You get an email literally 5 minutes before the update goes out
>>541853354That oversized robe and those oversized gloves on the medic are comical
>>541848576yeah bro they're definitely adding a weapon reskin in a cosmetic case i fully believe you
>>541853354That doesn't look like John..
https://www.cameo.com/johnpatricklowrie
Miss pauling>has a nice figure>cute af>actual womenZahnna>tomboy personality>loyal, wife material >sexy afyet people simp over fempyro. pyro isn't even confirmed to be a female. why would anyone playing this MANLY game pick fempyro over->70% of active tf2 players are tranniesoh..... I get it now anons
>>541855716>>70% of active tf2 players are tranniesSource?
>>541855716>pyro isn't even confirmed to be a female.>he doesn't know
>>54185578170% of the 2 last threads' posts/images included the phrase fempyro. look it up anon
>>541855909/tf2g/ isn't the entirety of TF2's players.
>>541855802>masked female with unknown personality and face>miss pauling>Zahnnano matter how hard you trannies try, simping for a latex suit with big tits when you've got better options will always be considered retarded.
>>541856041it's a good sample to the people actually invested in this game anon. I'm not talking about casuals who have never heard of fempyro. then obviously the numbers would be smaller. I'm talking about the core TF2 community.
>>541855909That's not even true, it was shupos not fempyro. You get like 2-5 fempyro posts per thread and that's it>>541856070>noooo you can't like women if they have a mask!!Cope, Tali's the most popular Mass Effect character for a reason.
>>541856070we're also forgetting that FEMSCOUT exists. who in their right mind would pick fempyro over this? are you seriously telling me this looks worse than fempyro?
>>541856348Pyro's actually been called a woman.Scout's a man. >who in their right mind would pick fempyro over thisAnyone who doesn't want to fuck trannies.
>>541856238>That's not even true, it was shupos not fempyro. You get like 2-5 fempyro posts per thread and that's itagain anon, did you look it up? count the posts and picrels and you'll see for yourself. most of shupo posts were mentioning/associating fempyro. I did not pull those numbers out of my ass. about 67% which I rounded off to 70%
>>541856391>Anyone who doesn't want to fuck trannies.retards forgetting actual women like miss pauling and Zahnna with likable personalities actually exist:
>>541856543>again anon, did you look it up?Yes I did, that's how I knew you're bullshitting. It's actually nearly a 50% split between fempyro and shupos if you're going based just on mentions (19 to 24). This isn't even counting the image only posts that don't mention them by name in which case >33 shupo / anime loli images (yes I counted, this isn't even counting the Olivia posts)>10 fempyro images (1 of which was a falseflag deviantart shitpost)That brings you to>52 shupo / loli posts>34 fempyro postsEven there you've already lost, but since you don't know how percents work let's calculate this>52 posts out of 804 posts in the last thread is 6.475%>32 posts out of 804 posts in the last thread is 3.985%It's simple math that proves you're retarded and you did pull it out of your ass.
>>541857638damn... truth nuke
Sex with Femscout, Fempyro, and Shupos.
>>541857910based femscout GOD
>>541857910>HURP I WAS ONLY PRETENDINGOn the contrary, it only took me a couple minutes of ctrl + F to prove you wrong. And I thought it would be fun to show how much worse Shupo spam is to everyone, I didn't care if you were pretending or not. Anyone with a brain can quickly do percent math, they teach you it in elementary school which I guess you haven't graduated past yet.
>>541857960*GODDESS be respectful, sister
>>541858137>Look mom! I can calculate percentages now!kek, Thanks for doing all that for me. Now I have the exact data. Who knew ragebait could be so effective? Another win us Femscout Chads!
>>541858636>Now I have the exact data.Yes, that's what I just said. I really don't think you understand that I wanted everyone to know this. It's not about you, you think too highly of yourself.
>>541857910>>541858636You go xister!
>>541858872god i wish that were me
>>541859169No, I already said I didn't care if you were pretending to be retarded or not. I made it to make a PSA out of it. Please, spread it around. Too many people don't know how bad the loli spam is.
The first to post femscout porn wins the argument
>>541858872oh no no no... femscout xisters not like this
>>541859289I'd reply with a snarky comment but you're already typing paragraphs so I'll stop. kek
>>541859578Good shit bro
>>541855802actually pyro is a gay man that I have gay sex with
https://files.catbox.moe/np9d9o.mp4I made this way back in January but nobody laughed.In hindsight I could've fixed the pacing, still could.
>>541859858Why's Demo look like Satako
>>541860016I have some mods installed
>>541859578Is this the part where I tell you I've been reverse baiting you so you'd keep posting more Femscout?
>>541860180based master baiter
>>541860072Great taste, very impressive
>>541860316Thanks Mate.It's my first time adding sound to video, I think.If I knew how to edit better I'd add hats and stuff in too.
>>541859858what the fuck is this anime? why do I always see clips of these two girls killing each other? what is the context
>>541860406All trial and error. Keep at it. Try to find more shitposts to get a good send of cutting and timing
>>541859858>but nobody laughed.I don't like seeing cute girls killing each other
>>541860449Higurashi When They Cry.I think it's something like Groundhog's Day where time loops for like 50 years or something.>>541860459I would but I already got a drawing hobby I neglect.>>541860547:(
>>541860180pretty sure the Femscout GODDESS and the fempyro simp already left. it was a good banter while it lasted though.
>>541861374No I was teasing him this whole time to get more out of him. I thought it was really obvious, kek
I think it was more the blatant trolling but it's interesting they chose off topic as a reason
Ladies, ladies! You BOTH can have sex with me!
>>541861765The mods will cite anything as "Off Topic" as long as it personally annoys them.
>>541861842WHOA MAMA
Between Z*sty, my ex-steam friend, the Engineer from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Anon needy drinky.
>>541865395Drink water.
>>541789324>older event maps>Added for Scream Fortress 2018
>>541843549Don't bother, they are the new scapegoat for nu-tf2fags to be mad at something now that the bots are gone.
>>541841837He has friends in high places. Not happening anytime soon
>>541841837Get a job, anon.
Emp*rium hours
>>541861765thats because jannies dont actually ban for rule infringements, they ban when they dont like something and then look for a reason to tack onto it.even if the thing is rule breaking, unless its outright porn or ponyshit your ban reason probably wont be for the actual rule, but because the janny simply didnt like your post.
Hi
>>541841837no, TF2 is too trans coded to get him "cancelled" lol
>>541870360?
>>541870401no englando amigo?
I'm quite fond of Helltrain.
https://youtu.be/Emp4RPJtixY?t=140/tf2g/ anthem
>>541874001I LITERALLY JUST SAW A JOKE ABOUT THIS SONG ON TWITTER JUST 30 SECONDS AGODEAD INTERNET THEORY IS REAL
>>541873945idk the outside feels a bit too tight like its missing half the playable area
Zesty Jesus
good morning
Hello
Chudsty Jesus RAPED papertranny???? Fact check @grok????
it's paperGOD though, not tranny
>>541889803>paperGODHA... no
>>541885514>b4nny called Zesty out for not liking FACEIT's competitive mode....Zesty ended b4nny's whole career by saying that FACEIT is dumb and washed up (much like b4nny)>WAMO called Zesty out for insulting transgenders and other oppressed minorities...Zesty ended WAMO's whole career by explaining that he was doxed and harassed and was therefore oppressed himself>SolarLight called Zesty a racist for using slurs in some of his tweets...Zesty ended SolarLight's whole career by revealing that far worse slurs were said by him>VenusianRapper called Zesty a loser and a sperg...Zesty ended Venusian's whole career by actually managing to have a gf (without beating her)
>>541891321sex
dead gamedead general
>>541891321>Zesty ended WAMO's whole career Internet Anarchist and his 1.8 million subscribers say hello.
>>541859858Nobody laughed because it's anime slop.
>>541860547Anime girls aren't cute.
>>541859858For some reason I feel like I've already seen 20 different versions of this beforegood work btw
>>541900598no updetto...
im so lonelyi want a cute gf
>>541901198>tfw no shupos to cuddle and frag with
It's been over a week, when the hell is this update happening?
Bug tell gonta no make update
>>541859858I laughed
>>541901198
>>541903000T-trips of truth! But how?! Bad gonta! Back inside /drg/!
>>541855716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
tf2 has fallen
I have done more healing as an Engineer than I have as Medic.
Why did they have do ban sprays on Skial?
sprays should be allowed in casual, why the fuck isnt there a movement to allow them
>>541911060because y'all couldn't behave
>>541911425corn fear but there never was corn
>>541911060did they ban sprays on skial. I remember that I got spray banned across all skial servers for my cynthia porn spray
>>541912369You deserved it.
>>541910670I have done more killing as Medic than I have as an Engineer.
>>541911060because I kept posting anime porn
>>541914694>rated M>think of le childrenI hate fags so much its unreal
>>541895256Erm....meant to say ended WAMO's whole TF2 career...heh...
https://youtu.be/mR0ZugNIDm4?t=91>Spy can sap the combine robots in Lambda FortressThis looks based, it would be interesting to do this on parts of the map with a lot of manhacks and ground turrets.
>>541915814sex
>>541915814i can see her balls...
>>541915849>>541916183https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>541891321>>541895256Fuck the Internet Anarchist. Dudes just doing the same dumbass click bait shit he did with TF2. He did a video on one of the TF2 repo leaks years ago, and fucked up so horribly with misinformation and just plain incorrect info that I think he yanked the vid down after I pointed out his many fuck-ups in said video. He's a goof.
Tomorrow is Thursday my spooky niggasYou know what that means!Scream Fortress is gonna drop, right before TF2 turns 18
>>541915814stop posting loli in the tf2 general thread please
>>541805128
>>5419114251 (one) tranny had a hissy fit so now no one can put up sprays anymore. Them's the breaks
>>541915814keep posting loli in the tf2 general thread please
>>541918735that's not even loli
>>541919241hebe = loli
>>541919515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne2-gOoqU
>>541911425>sprays should be allowed in casualwhat are sprays? and why aren't they in casual? am new only been playing for like a year or so
>>541920473You used to be able to choose any GIF or image you wanted and spray it on the map, and everyone else in the server would be able to see it.The feature still exists and usable in community servers, but it's disabled in all Valve official servers since 2017. iirc it was because they found a malware vulnerability but never bothered to re-enable sprays after fixing it anyway. They probably figured out that giving players this much freedom was very risky.
>>541920473>what are sprays?little images/gifs you used to be able to spray ingame>and why aren't they in casual?a tranny made up some shit about there being a remote code exploit to upload terabytes of child pornography to your computer which got sprays disabled by default, and later turned out to be sending nudes to and soliciting nudes from minors for "gender affirmation"
>>541920473a custom image you can spray on maps, now they're only enabled on (good) community servers
>>541918692what in the tranny drama is this
>>541921220>>541921329>>541921343DAMN that sounds cool as fuck... why did trans people have to fuck TF2 up like this? the workshop alone has done enough damage to the game but this is just grim news...
>>541921776I looked up that guys name and apperently he made a HUD and was a pedophile 3 years ago. Not sure why he posted the pic though.
>>541918692>>541921776>troon complains about cp sprays>troon turns out to be a pedo like pottery
>>541922384>why he posted the pic thoughbecause he's obsessed
>>541921220>iirc it was because they found a malware vulnerability but never bothered to re-enable sprays after fixing it anywayno, they did it because zeeza (the troon that made that persona hud with malware in it) fearmongered the community into thinking that people were spraying "CP" on servers, and you could have "CP" on your PC right now. which wasn't true, there were never any documented cases of this happening. But people believed it because twitter troons liked that tweet, so valve just nuked sprays. that troon ended up getting exposed for sending nudes to minors, btw
>discord screencapsa new low
i'm not reading your tranny fixation convo
>>541922384because zeeza was the one who started the "CP sprays" fearmongering that eventually got sprays disabled
>>541923475i can't even tell what that retard is trying to zoom in onlooks like a shoe or maybe a ribcage
>>541921329>turned out to be sending nudes to and soliciting nudes from minors for "gender affirmation"every. single. time.
>zesty just said that the MvM update ended up being a lot more work than Valve originally expected, and that we probably won't see it until late next year
The Demoman? More like the DemoNIGGER.
>>541923728Well DUH they wrote in the blogpost it was gonna come out before Halloween, now it's the date Scream Fortress usually comes out so of course it's gonna come out later
>>541924137halloween is on the 31st
solarlight statement WHEN!?
>>541840686she is a woman of culture, like us*
Soonβ’
>>541856391>who in their right mind would pick fempyro or femscoutanyone who wants to fuck trannies*ftfy
>>541918692>zeesaIs this new? I don't remember these screenshotsAnyway sprays were removed from Valve servers long before this drama. What zeesa did was claim that cp was being distributed through sprays, in response Valve released an update disabling them by default and forcing them to be deleted from your temp folder after disconnecting from a server, but immediately released follow-up patch notes to toggle these settings after the outrage
>>541925689>doesn't deny the allegations>body positivity shit>sent with consent>only once was it weird
>>541926546it's good when they do it chud
tf2?
>>541925689Wait the hud creator? bruh
WHEREISTHE UPDATE
>>541928712in three hours
>>541918692>>541921329>>541922204>>541922865>>541923342Sprays were disabled in casual before Zeesa made up the shit about bots spraying control points. What xhe actually got removed was the ability to store sprays permanently on your PC, even in community servers and made EVERYBODY have sprays disabled by default.That's what made xher claims bullshit automatically, xhe claimed bots were spraying cp in casual when casual already had sprays disabled
>>541928076>>541922384Never download that HUD btw
Hey, /tf2g/. I played TF2 back when the Orange Box dropped and I just have to ask... How in the hell do you guys still have stuff to talk about at this point? I'm shocked TF2 in general is even still alive at this point.
>aliveLOOOOOOOOOOOOLETH
>>541929708We don't, we mostly just talk about ecelebs and jack off to Fempyro and Blue Archive porn now
>>541929708pyro's butt is timeless. it's always there for you to bury your face in year after year
>>541929708If a 4 hour VN from 2017 can still get threads then of course a online fps with seasonal updates will still get discussions. Though me personally im here waiting for my scream fortress and 2 part mvm update
I'm still waiting for an update-sized update. Any second now...
>>541930497Have some updated localization files!
>>541923728That means the new aussies are 110% confirmed r-right?
>>541930202trvke
>>541925158Truth Bomb.
>>541930712sex
>>541930712as the anon said my face goes in there
>>541930712woah
>>541930363>If a 4 hour VN from 2017 can still get threadsmost of that thread is just gooners sharing softcore porn
>>541930636S-Sure Shupobro...
>>541929708it had major updates every few years for a decade and some change, and every few months there's a new map and new cosmetics. the community keeps making cool maps and mods and such, and there's always some sort of retarded drama going on
>>541930712
anyone here actually play blue archive?the girls are cute and the game is okay for a gacha, but dont know why its so revered
anyone here know why tf2g is so dead?
>>541937176because you're still here
>>541937176i'm too busy thinking about pyro's rubbery rump smothering me sorry
>>541937464based
If Eric is smart, he'll try to save the MvM 2.0 Update for next Spring since it's deadiest season of our yearly update cycle.
>>541937464epic xister lol
No contracts?
>>541937024yeah it's fun, even if the gameplay is a bit slopI'm never giving Nexon a single dollar though
>play king of the hill>engineer ruins it>play zombie invasion>engineer ruins it>play player destruction>engineer ruins it>play helltower>engineer ruins it>play carnival of carnage>engineer ruins it>play payload>it's better, but engineer still cucks movement for 7/9 classes and makes last points shitIt's time to acknowledge that engineer is a worse problem child than sniper.
>>541939168this except replace engineer with sniper
>>541940009this except replace sniper with medic
>>541939168Just Loch in and unLoad on them
>>541939168>play king of the hill>engineer ruins itViaduct pratically becomes unplayable the moment that a mediocre Sniper spawns in this box.
"Stun mechanics and movement denial is bad for TF2"*ignores engineer*"That's right, the Natascha! The gun that 10 people in the whole game use is wrong"
>>541940578I don't think anybody brings up Natascha in 2025 since it's so dull even for trolling Scouts.
>>541919172How does TF2 make you a pedo?
Anybody have that video of FemScout standing around 2fort before spontaneously becoming super fat and growing three or four large penises?
>>541940837
>>541940578>"Stun mechanics and movement denial is bad for TF2">meanwhile: FaN, sandman, every rocker launcher, every flamethrower except phlog, scorch shot, thermal thruster, every grenade launcher, every sticky launcher, natascha, holiday punch
>>541924069Racism is bad.
>>541940837this man is asking the real questions
>>541940837no but now I really wish I did
>>541929708/tf2g/ is just arguing with thread personalities now.
>>541939168Soldier*
>>541937024>the girls are cuteIncorrect.
>>541929708This is the Zesty Jesus Worship thread and these retards will never stop worshipping him
>>541942217I don't like this fly thing as much go back to the bear
steamdb lists added trailers https://steamdb.info/app/440/history/ and chatgpt says these are only file format updates
>>541942332Oh yeah you just reminded me that I need a new objector and that I should use one of the funny bear characters for it
>>541943014this one is okdon't change it
>>541941976it's just a "xister" occupied general, i miss when events happened and there werent so many freaks here
>>541943334>a "xister" occupied generalI hate that fag that keeps spamming that word, glad it's just one freak
>>541943334Why is /tf2g/ so mentally sick?
updeetto dokoo
>>541941401*every sticky launcher, except the sticky jumper
>>541944161there was an actual spelling mistake in rocker launcher
>>541943830Eh, i find it funny its just new age lingo. it's silly to get upset at younger people for using new words>>541943835It's pretty simple really
Would it be fine to get an unusual worth 15 keys for a class I play the most? I kinda want to treat myself but I'm not sure if I should do it, doubt mainly stems from all the doomposting about the game being dead that might directly translate to the fragile state of the monopolized market
>>541944349>new lingoIt's sharty speak (brainrot)
>>541944734if 40 bucks is that big of a deal to you maybe you shouldn't
>>541943830You're responding to him
>>54194473415 keys is really nothing when compared to some of the prices unusuals can fetch. Just make sure it's a hat and effect you genuinely like. Too many times I, and others, have purchased a hat just for the sake of having an unusual and regret the purchase quickly. When you do find the perfect unusual you won't feel a need to cycle through different cosmetic loadouts the way you might with normal, cheaper hats. Also, be aware that loadout.tf doesn't render unusual effects properly; it's best to find showcase videos on Youtube, or go into a trade server that lets you simulate any unusual effect.
>>541945515I'm hardly picky when it comes to effects, as long as its not nuts, dead president, flies, floating cards or any kind of logos. I've never owned an unusual but I tried going over all the effects and I found a listing with Tained Frost, looks good enough to me. I bet that if I were to look for the "perfect" or most desirable one, I'd end up looking at couple hundred dollar listings.Either way, I'll check those out on a test server as mentioned, didn't know about that. Thanks for the tips>>541945029It's not that big of a deal, but it's not like $40 is nothing to me, since I live in a 3rd world country with a much weaker currency. So ideally I'd like to make a purchase that won't become worthless in half a year, or something
>>541944997eh, i know people who arent from there who use it.
>>541946164>So ideally I'd like to make a purchase that won't become worthless in half a year, or somethingI don't think any unusual or item will fall that much that fast, prices barely drop in general, let alone that muchan unusual I got 2 years ago is still priced at the exact same 15 keys now as it was back then
>>541944734i mean sure why not, just make sure it's a hat + effect you genuinely likedon't just get it because it's cheap and on a class that you play frequently
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0s6KlCrpLBE
>>541946719>>541946729I'll treat myself to a nice hat when I get my next paycheck then. Hopefully it'll still be there, since I've even made a nice looking loadout for it
>>541946729>9 days in>update still not here
>>541949613member august 27th?
>>541950217Anybody who seriously thought the deadline would also be the release date is retarded, sorry to say
The...update? Where...Where's my update???
>>541950650
>>541751056pyro if he killed himself with a gun on facebook live
>>541946729>i meanthis is such an awful way of speaking
>>541951524I mean, that's just, like, your opinion, mann.
>>541921220> malware vulnerabilityStory time I guess, since I was a major part of this.> I created TF2C in late 2014> originally it was an old insecure build of TF2> a former friend of mine named TheRubberFruitFace (not the YTer) started hacking in the first playtest we did of "2007 TF2"/"OBTF2"/1.0.0.9 (which is what TF2 Classic was called for a few days before a Facepunch user came up with the name TF2 Classic) TRFF factors into this story very heavily by the way.> fast forward to like January of 2015, I had retired the OBTF2 thing because it was full of old unpatched exploits. > I had hired Danielmm8888 to the team and he brought the compiled 2008 source code build with him, which we used to make what is now TF2 Classic> everything going fineI don't remember specifically when this next bit happened, but it was some point between January and probably May of 2015. I'd have to do some digging to figure out when.> I get home from work one day to find people in the TF2C Facepunch thread talking about the IP address of my VPS and how I've apparently RAT'd some people and stolen their items by making a fake VaultF4 server> I'm like "what the fuck"> I check my VPS access logs> I find TRFF's IP address all over the logs.> he had installed Wine on my Linux VPS to run the (at the time) Windows-only server binaries of TF2C> come to find out TRFF had figured out how to pack a RAT into a spray> the faggot decided to set up a fake VaultF4 server to steal items, but used my VPS so I would be blamed> I had his IP already because I had banned him from my idle server months prior for hacking.> I posted my findings to the thread to clear my name> I also made a thread on Steamrep forums shortly after, to report TRFF for the theft of people's items> people's items were eventually tracked down to the backpack of someone who was friends with TRFF on Steam> Valve was informed of the exploit and it was found to affect all Source SDK 2013 MP games.> It got patched.
i ain't reading allat
>>541950650bee patient bro
pottis spencer here
>>541954096but that's a sniper nigga
>>541951524i mean, i guess
>>541748895I somewhat agree. If there's any problem with sniper it's that he's the only class with damage falloff. Either give it to him or remove it from some others.
>>541939168engineer is explicitly the class that pushes are focused around.most pushes are formed in an engineer nest, and most pushes target engineer nests. if you're trying to target an engineer nest with other people in it without a push then yeah no shit you're not gunna have a good time.the engineer himself is stuck in position until a friendly push gives him a chance to move up.the only way to be an effective engineer is to put yourself in a position where you're at constant risk.... meanwhile snigger just sits on the backline and topscores with zero risk unless the other team has a sniper. he doesnt really contribute anything to his team, all he does is make the game objectively less fun for the other team. you need a push to have a good chance at killing him, and chances are he'll just bail and fall back.
I just found out that the Creepy Crawlie Case is selling for like 7.50, and I have 9 of them.I'm really tempted to download the Steam Desktop Authenticator just to sell them, because I sure as fuck aren't starting a phone plan just to trade.Fuck you Valve.
>Still no sticky that actually stick to players.
Another week for the update.. sigh..
>>541960040come on over, i've got a sticky that will stick to you....
>>541960112Thursday is prime update time wdym
>Santa Hat>Beanie>Witch Hat>Elf Hat>Top Hat>Reference to other thing>Bread >Tranny/Furry Loadout fodder>Some combination of any of the previous>And that's the case, thanks for the money asshole
>>541961241>>541961323I saw that
why is /tf2g/ so cringe
>>541961615No you didn't.
>>541937024It's mobile-first gachaslop.Gachaslop is never fun.
>>541961783Too much anime girls
>>541961783Not enough anime girls
I wish i started playing community mvm earlier. It's actually pretty fun.
>>541963745i've never played helltaker but god damn the porn is goodTF2
>>541963745fun? FUN?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAvYOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS KID KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIMthis has been a message brought to you by the viva community
>>541964192Same boat.>>541964358When will viva open up burgerbot tf to cleanse casual of the f2ps and other low badge players?
>>541964358you forgot the part where he's being dominated by a pyro
>>541965167what about getting dominated by a pyro's butt
>>541965248that's the dream
>>541965248oh
>>541965248many are saying this
>You like Mad Milking boys don't you chucklenuts.
>>541965297a dream of rubbery thighs locking tight around your neck as your face is pressed deeper!
>>541966607the heat from her nether regions emanating onto your face
>>541964867Sorry, I'm too busy with life to be mucking around with making that>>541964358Approved
>>541966443Nice fursona bro
why is halloween so comfy
>>541967739uh oh demo stinky
>>541967739its>fun
>>541968580fun? FUN?!
>>541939168don't forget Freaky FairThen again uber canteens and Medics do that even worse
>>541966443Degenerates like you belong on a cross
>>541969812BASED just like our lord and saviour!
Freaky is a dogshit meme mode that should've stayed removed.
>>541968338yea quite stinky
>>541944734yes it's fine, i doubt tf2 gonna die anytime
i booted up an old pc and found the higher quality version of the moment I peaked. it's been downhill from there
i also found a bunch of medic clipsI gotta play medic some more I miss it
>>541969812>>541970008Jesus is considered "The Lamb of God", therefore, he has a fursona.
>>541977785I kneel Medicninja GOD
>>541977946He's called that because he was sent to be slaughtered like they used to do to lambs as offerings. Not a literal lamb.
Valve liedPeople cried
>>541982482A Fursona is also a metaphor depending on the person.
>Can't get a Harvest game despite it being the most active KOTH map>There's 3, count'em, 3 total Harvest games on the Community Browser.>2 have 2-3 players and one is full>The full map isn't even default Harvest, and they have random spread turned off.I fucking hate waiting for Scream Fortress nigga.
>>541966998your face slicked with a mix of your own sweat and spittle from making out with that plump pyro butt...
Brazilium, my beloved...
>>541988864All the brazillium in exchange for sex with this femscout
>>541988864fake fanfiction element
I AM DA LORD OF ALL BRAZILLIUM!!!
Few things bring me such joy as bullying Trolldiers with the Natascha until they either switch or start raging, and spamming the Skill Shot at Snipers.
Reasons Why Natascha Is The BEST Weapon In Team Fortress 2 (2:17:43)
When does the TF2 Halloween update come out?
>>541992012one sleep if its currently bedtime where you liveone staying up late if its not at least i hope so, last year's was on the 1st
https://youtu.be/miGWatMP8lc?t=505>the overwhelming majority of the value in the TF2 economy is kept afloat by 50 peoplechat is this true or is Zesty capping rn?
>>541993414why is she covered in dust
>>541993414jews
>>541993414yes, and it's valve's fault
>>541993414If Zesty says it is true then it is true.
>>541723583sons who the fuck just said that
What kind of tf2 workshop misc would you like to see added to tf2?
>>541996240No kind. I want them REMOVED.
ENGINEER PUT THE SHORT CIRCUIT DOWN THE GUARD DOG JUST MOVED A LITTL-*ZAAAAAP*NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>541997446>rancho relaxing sipping my beer for hours then my dog tries moving a millimeter and have to teach it a lesson
Hey faggots, when's the spooktober update? I'm kind already getting the yearly TF2 itch.
>>542001150It's been cancelled. Come back in 2 years
>>541993414sex
>>541977785based
>>542003008ManagerViva, as a supermarket manager, do you have bad experiences dealing with truckers? From my experience, they often mess with their waybill and reduce the stated cargo quantity in order to pocket a few items for themselves. I have found truck drivers tp be some of the least trustworthy people.
>>542004172Sex
>>542004172tf2? faggot
>>542004172stop posting loli in tf2 general plz
>>542004172stop encouraging viva to blog about his latinx life nigger
172There's certain ones that have attitude or don't wanna do certain things that we ask of them to do, but ultimately, this is our store, so our say is the final word. Thankfully, a good majority of drivers and merchandisers are cool with me. They help me out with a quick dropoff, and I help them out with a quick sign out. Teamwork is essentialMuch like the teamwork of the game Team Fortress 2. All teammates of the two individual teams should band together, communicate, and strive to win every match possible. There's no space in my team for losers. If these bottom scoring Soldiers are content with going 1:19, then they have no right being in my team. Those shitters must be kicked on sight because they refuse to be a team player and attempt to win the game
>>542004172keep posting loli in tf2 general plz
240cringe
How expensive is (You)r TF2 inventory? What's the item you're the most proud of?
>>542006256the only thing i have that's even slightly """pricey""" is my strange sandvich with the healing done part on it, and it's the only strange i own :]
>>542006256>How expensive is (You)r TF2 inventory? $20>What's the item you're the most proud of?The Maul
Why did he do it?
>>542006256According to bp.tf, it's a shade over $11k, but that's a bullshit number because they haven't figured out that attaching a Killstreak kit doesn't automatically make an item have no worth. A stock Normal Strange Flame Thrower is 400 keys. My Professional Killstreak Normal Strange Flame Thrower with parts attached? No price, apparently lol. Many such cases!
>>542006256>>542009456Oh and for item I'm most proud of. I would say my Collector's Conscientious Objector if I never sold it for 200 keys like a fucking idiot. Like, how was I supposed to know it'd be worth 2000+ keys someday :(Until I get reunited with another one, my default answer will be my Purple Energy Blighted Beak because I bought it back in 2014 for a Scorching Glengarry Bonnet + 70 pure Keys. About 150 keys worth. Nowadays, my PE Beak is worth 9x what I paid (1350 keys) and the Glengarry Bonnet is worth a measley 190 keys lmao
>>542008079His team literally inflicted Violence by letting his buildings go down.
>>542009456>>542010142Impressive, very nice. How did you earn an inventory of such high value? Did you just keep putting your own money into the game, buying things from other players? Or did you get extremely lucky unlocking crates and getting profit? Or perhaps, you climbed up the ranks by endlessly trading?
>now the 8th>still no contracts
>>542011814Bro is living in the past
>>542006256there are many like it but this one is mine. I know the warpaint looks a little tacky but idc. I know sunriser makes tf2 purists seethe because it doesnt look like it has shit smeared all over it (Doesn't fit the brown colour palette of tf2)
>And for those of you interested in the usual seasonal updates? Yup. We're also still working on those.
three tf2 updates this month!
>>542012318WAIT ENGI ARE YOU TELLING ME IT'S OCTOBER 9TH 2025!?
UPDATE SURELY IS COMING OUT TONIGHT
https://steamdb.info/app/440/history/>yesterday
>>542013957>>542014748Trvst the plan, Valve is obviously working on Team Fortress 3 rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3_nZ1vcmtM
>>542014935sex
>>542014935
>>542014795IT'S HAPPENING!
>>542014795>Added the Meet the Team videos on the Steam pageOk but why
>>542015486I like how they're still using screenshots from the pre-release.
Update in less than 8 hours bros, alongside a new case design.
>>542016130HOLY shit sonic confirmed for TF2???!??
gargoyles...contracts...souls...
>>542016130HOLY SHIT!
>>542016130source? i need shupos on this
>Not even 8am Valve timeEric needs his beauty sleep before work...
>>541723801would it help you to know the owner of the most collector's objectors is transgender?/id/shunsninja13
>>542015625that and the other half just being scenic screenshots of mercenary park is really funny
>>541745116speedingbullet tumblr wars my beloved kiwi professional
IT'S THE SEXLESS INCEL CHUDMAN
>>542018965wtf where did you get this pic of me
>>542018965read this in merasmus voice
>>542018965he is literally me
>>542006256I am a F2P.
Can some vsh enthusiast explain the appeal to me?>locked in a small map>the only relevant classes that can pose somewhat of a threat to Hale is engineer and med>other classes are relegated to pretty much being bait till the engies build their sentries.>Hale is either horriblly underpowered or overpowered based on whoever gets the roleIf you're playing anything other than engie or demoknight, you're pretty much in the cycle of doing a measly 900-1200 damage to Hale before perishing and spending half your time as a spectator. Hale's movement is unmatched to any merc so whether you die early or not is essentially random, unless you're a pussy who hides from hale.
>>542020250I like it because it's usually a goofier and more causal experience, like playing on a community server compared to a typical casual match
/tf2g/ is dead lol
/tf2g/ is dead and you are lol'ing?
>>542024069It deserves to be dead after the threads we've had for the last few months.Anyways, what should the next OP be?
>>542023414>like it because it's usually a goofier and more causal experienceso spectating for half the match is fun?
>>542024315I vote for this weird Heavy pillow i found on AliExpress
/tf2g/ is bussin'
It's thursday. The holy update day.
>>542024828i have seen people here defend being a compfag because it's better for socializing1 life gamemodes such as vsh and deathrun are also good for socializing except you can actually chill while talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjqL0vaBYUTonight.
>>541915814Sparkle rape
>>542028123pov: i encounter a tf2g irl
>>542028123wtf...
FYI if you'd rather have the old Merasmissions voice lines for the Halloween contracts instead of Ms. Pauling there's a mod for thathttps://gamebanana.com/mods/476300
big futa fempyro cock and ballscaptcha: DVD
>>542029558what's a dee va dee?
>>542028619There are no females in /tf2g/.
>>542029903no ideasex with fempyro
>>542029558
FAPTURE POINT WITH ME
Contracts ON in 5 hours.
RAPTURE POINT WITH ME
There's literally no reason why they can't just unlock the contracts right away, as soon as it's Oct. 1st. Like we can't play 55(!) maps already.
>>542024315Gonta
>>542031913https://youtu.be/tKNNE3fOQ7I
>>542033652You don't get it, we want players to grind more and more contracts each year with just a month of time to do it because uhhh...
#BringBackHauntedHalloweenGifts
https://steamcommunity.com/stats/TF2/leaderboards/17872898update any second now
>>542016130APOLOGIZE
>>542035335>it's realIT'S HAPPENINGGET IN HERE SPOOKYBROS
>>542035335I am so excited!
How i get good with heavy? Feels like minigun only tickle people, while tomislav actually do something.
It's fvarking ovt
>Cowerhouse (Powerhouse reskin)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3028277335>Dusker (koth with no gimmicks, only bombs)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3562630084>Afterlife (Ravine reskin)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3557320996>Devilcross (Doublecross reskin)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3024700002>Marshlands (new CTF variant, Hold The Flag)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=35656812023/5 maps are reskins, no vslop
>>542036370you need to not miss with minigun and have good tracking. lower your sensitivity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPtGRO4D-uI
>>542036553where ICS maps?
TF2 IS ASKING ME TO UPDATEOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
LIZARDOFOZ BTFO...AGAIN!!!MWAHAHAHAH
Valve how to print infinite money guide: >Add contrackers which automatically recur and reset every holiday season and once per weather season>Get some VAs to record more lines as Heavy's sisters, Pauling, a few new waifus>Contracts reward various bullshit similar to souls and seasonal cosmetics, regular crates, etc>Capstones for each category award a special crate and completing each full tracker awards three more and a special version with better odds for rare drops>All of these special crates can be opened with their own special specific key but it's $10 instead of $5>Will contain a special item from a small list but with a description line similar to a gifted or crafted line but its own unique color, for example a jarate "from Miss Pauling">Rare chance of strange variants, Halloween ones can be haunted, Christmas ones can be festive, either can stack with strange, can also get super rare ones in Genuine etc>Very rare chance of particles when held or used/thrown>Only weapons, cosmetics, etc with some sort of innuendo can be received from the crates, jarate, milk, dildo-like melees, maybe the fish as a joke>Trading reinvigorated, paypig helpless
>Updated the ConTracker to allow community map contracts to be completed in any orderWE FUCKING WON
>>542036553>powerhouse>halloween version>by diva danIt's like puking on a pile of shit.
this your based transphobic nazi chud 'tuber?
>>542037137Is he really a furry?
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063
>>542037227He's a werewolf. This is common knowledge.
>>542036370Fight from a closer distance when not using the Tomislav
Accepted items are up on the workshop
>>542036553>a 3rd version of double cross
>>542037387>optimus prime head for the engineerlol
THEY ADDED THE PHOENIX HEAD FOR PYROALL BIRDHEADS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ADDED
dotflare is swimming in $$$ right now
>>542037752>9 hatsIs this normal? Lol
you can make demo white
>>542037695Technically the Miami Rooster was Pyro's bird head.
>>542038170Yeah but it doesn't have a matching bird companion, it was always a phony outlierNow the collection can be complete
>Get your Free TV's cosmetic for pyro>Engineers blowtorchliterally only two good cosmetics
no mvm...?
>>542036553>no vslopwhy even bother
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063holy shit guys check steam
remember to not treat it as a job
>>542038583What if I'm unemployed?
Dude took the community joke, made a taunt out of it and got paid.
MVM SISTERS WHAT HAPPENED?????
>Updated the ConTracker to allow community map contracts to be completed in any order
Wow, all these cosmetics suck
>>542038583>The paid Jungle Inferno campaign has 108
>>542038583That's counting the bonus objectives, which don't need to be completed and offer no item rewards. You can divide that by 3 to get the actual number.
HOLY SHIT!
Is there anything good in these halloween packages? Anything worth a nice buck?
>>542038848Probably the best change so i can ditch away those arena maps real quick, along with the bad halloween ones
Kinda mid again.
>>542039948The Engi mask and the Medic coat are genuinely the only good one. The second style of the sniper pants are good too.
>>542039948>Mexican Heavy>not Halloween restrcitedERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
Today is finally the day that I get the pootis bird.
>>542039948>15 out of 23 are miscswhales are not going to like this
>>542039948>mutton chops but with a cigar>same spy halloween set but not restricted>another engi jacket which looks equal to all the 200+ he hasThere are some good ones but come on, those are really lazy.
>>542039948What is this reference again?
nice update
the sand effect reminds me of the sandstorm effect you can get on spy's YER set
>>542038919Luckily there isn't one for your image.
GET IN HERE ZESTYSISTERSHe's holding no PUNCHEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trkcINqRDn8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trkcINqRDn8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trkcINqRDn8
It's been 3000 years...
>>542040321well you don't understand, valve just has to add the entire item set if 1 thing from it gets chosen, it's fine to have the same thing but from another set
>>542039948>nothing good for demoman, again
Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck!UPDATE STUCK!UPDATE STUCK! Please! I beg you!
>>542040541Next OP right there
Speaking of OPs...Need a new thread here!
>>542039307https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&browsesort=accepted§ion=mtxitems&browsefilter=accepted&p=1It's not all slop this time around, it has a few good sets imo:>Mexican Heavy>welder Engineer>nuclear worker Pyro
>>542040541The Scout one sucks balls compared to everything else.
>>542040656+1
Damn zesty be screamin'
>>542040260Hey look, it's Other Game tm
>>542041260He's right doe
hmm let's take a good arena map and make it shit
270MB update wtf is going onHEAVY UPDATE?
>>542041516No!
Here's your new scout set
Can I get uhhhhhhCountess thread
>>542041670Can't wait to use the shirt for Twink Scout
>>542041670Is that a Sid shirt?
>No vslop>No ICS maps>Mostly reskins of kino mapsBack status: We're so there
>>542041876>>542041876>>542041876>>542041876
>>542040437Why is zesty such a sperg about this game? The dude is 30 getting mad about a 20 year old game. Also I think his βgirlfriendβ is a tranny
>>542041670wtf is that modeling on the sleeves
>>542041670ZEST
>>542041964The pants are even worse.
sex with fempyro
