Campfire Night Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2025 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>541723583
>>542041876>No coomerbait>Just good old TF2 fanart without forcing other media onto itGood thread, OP
3 NIGASON CART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trkcINqRDn8>Zesty can't appreciate the LVDOKINO that is optimvs prime Engineer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
The cosmetics are all fucking awfulYou gotta pick better stuff if you want my money, Eric.
tf2 turns 18 tomorrow, cunnyfags out
>Community map contracts can be done in any order nowSometimes, Eric decides to bless us
>>542042054We've never had a real coomerbait OP though.
>>542042272I should stop looking at the workshop before an update, because I know nothing I remotely like on it will show up. Eric needs better taste
How is it possible that new matchmaking bugs are still appearing
>>542042381Heavero, vas a recoltate?
Map not found!
>>542042381We need a shirtless Heavy skin so I can make the Brutals from Zardoz
>>542042272Seethe more mentally sick manchild, better than anything you would have added.
>>542042467I'm looking for the matchmaker so I can give him a pep talk and some coffee, in the meantime why don't you open a case or two? :)
Dr. Gogglestache but year round now
*joins 24/7 dustbowl server instead*
>>542042610Holy KINO
IT'S THE QUALITYLESS MEDIOCRE UPDATEMAN
>>542042654He's right, bitch nigga.
>>542042272imo it was okay, people make a big deal about things like the phoenix Pyro being "furry-bait" but it's not anymore furrycoded than the other animal head cosmetics.
How fucking broken is the game right now
Posting again from last thread>Cowerhouse (Powerhouse reskin)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3028277335>Dusker (koth with no gimmicks, only bombs)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3562630084>Afterlife (Ravine reskin)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3557320996>Devilcross (Doublecross reskin)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3024700002>Marshlands (new CTF variant, Hold The Flag)https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3565681202
>>542042610The shirt's collar sucks. Makes the bow tie lower than it actually should be.
Cowerhouse is just full black for me, what the fuck is that about?
Kill spooky pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
The wait is over bros
How many different sombrero hats are in the game now?
>>542042991Casual in unplayableNeato!
>New Doublecross>can still mine wankersLMAO
>steam getting ddosed again and can't sell the caseFUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HOPE A DRONE BLOWS UP YOUR SHITTY THIRD WORLD POWER GRID
>No warpaintsWhat's Valve grudge against adding them?
>>542038540>>542038583>it's actually outNOWAYguess I'll finally take a break from zombie infection>>542042272I think some of them are alright actually, like the new soldier beard and sniper/spy hats and suits>>542043535The aussies are still missing jackbro
>Valve promoted Team Fortress 2 Classic>Valve released the TF2 source code almost exclusively for the benefit of Team Fortress 2 Classic>now they just turned around and told Team Fortress 2 Classic to change their name because it's too similar to Team Fortress Classic
>They didn't remove Halloween restrictionsphew!
>>542043895Its worth 15 cents now.
>>542043995christmas war paints this year>2023 summer>2024 halloween>2025 christmas
>>542044365money is money. still though the game is shitting itself giving me the can't connect to servers message
>>542042084never watched a zesty stream before, is it always him jerking off with a group of circlejerking yesman goons?
>>542044365It'll be 0.03 cents in like 10 minutes
i lost contracker progress for switching loadouts on eyeaduct
>>542044201Valve is really turning into a western Nintendo.
>>542044654It does add up. I was lucky to be able to sell one for 1€.
>>542044698Nah. He’s just a sperg that yells at the game most of the time. I legitimately think he’s autistic. He also mentioned that he met is online girlfriend because “drew” fanart for him
>>542045120>He also mentioned that he met is online girlfriend because “drew” fanart for himEnglish, please
Why are the items from the halloween contracts not tradable or marketable? Do they have a chance at being tradable or marketable or something? What am I supposed to do with all that halloween trash once I'm done doing all the contracts eventually?
im trying to find a match on mann manor or harvest and i let it sit for a minute or two and i got a notification that VAC couldnt connect
WHY IS COWERHOUSE JUST A BLACK SCREEN
>>542045242He met a fan online and now they’re e-dating
>>542042054thank god>>542042319you're disingenious
>Cowerhouse has a map timer0/10 wasted opportunity to go back to the glory days
>>542045356>ZESTY DON'T FUCK YOUR FANS>DONT FUCK YOUR FANS JOSH>ZESTY
>>542045356>e-dating a fanOh, Zesty...
>>542045286I was halfway done with the cowerhouse contract then it reset. Servers are fucky.
>No Vampire Lady>No MedusaHello, ladies!Welcome to the forgotten club!Can a boss buy you two fine ladies a drink?
>>542045407brb gonna make a winter (not smissmas just to make it permanent map) variant with no timer
>>542045697Better hurry because the Cowerhouse creators are probably already working on it since their map was added
My update gets stuck at 84%tried clearing download cachetried repairing librarytried verifying game file integrity I'm going to have to nuke TF2 and install the whole thing, aren't I?
Is it fair to say this is one of the worst years for TF2 when MVM and Christmas inevitably fail?
>>542046003same
>Doublecross has 2 reskins>Both made by UEAKCrashHow long until every map has two reskins of itself?
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>542046151MvM isn't coming this year
I need to know the rational, forward-thinking opinion from the Chucklenuts first
>>542045246
>>542046151Smissmas will 100% be as mediocre as this year's summer and now halloween updateHonestly MvM should be postponed to spring since there's nothing going on for half the year
>>542046580Summer was just outright bad.
>>542041876this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
>>542045246>>542046537they're not tradeable or marketable but you can reroll 2 into 1 new halloween cosmetic (also not tradeable)
>>542045246>Why are the items from the halloween contracts not tradable or marketable?Because they give them out for free>Do they have a chance at being tradable or marketable or something?Nope, the ones that are are from years ago>What am I supposed to do with all that halloween trash once I'm done doing all the contracts eventually?Keep the ones you like and transmute the ones you don't like to (hopefully) get one you like
>>542044698>never watched a zesty stream before, is it always him jerking off with a group of circlejerking yesman goons?That's what most streamers do.
Zesty streams peaked when that one mumbling european called him and they argued while he growled and whined.
Update goin' up>game is brokenWell, guess that'll do
got my 3rd chicken kiev, someone will say that i'm lucky and someone will say that i'm unlucky
>>542042381instead of illegals in my yard it's like... heavys on my point !
>>542046725>>542046897Are all of the items the type that you can only wear during Halloween? Or are there some that are normal?
>>542047801you're luckycan you equip all 3 of them at once?
>The new Pyro suit has a style that keeps his original class emblemAlright, this is freakin' sweet.
new serbers
>>542047926https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Halloween_PackageThis is what you can get. Yes, some items are not restricted (see the items without the pumpkin logo)
*takes bite of big pink cookie* Yep, it's hard but honest work.*crawls back into bed*
>>542047926there's a couple that are available all year round
>>542042443Actually, we should all do that. We can all build our own cases and show off our own tastes to shame Eric harder
>>542048197If your image is the kind of ""taste"" that you like then I'm glad that Eric-sama is picking the cosmetics.
my god the cosmetics are abysmal
>>542048197Do asian girlgamers (real ones) play tf2?
>>542048427We hate women in here.
>>542048045>New server to contain RussiansThank you for your sacrifice, Suomibros
>>542047938yes
>toxic aromaif anyone here get's the mexican hat with this effect call me , this game will need a hero soon
>>542044698Zesty's channel used to be less like a d*scord clique before he got in touch with Lucid and other TF2bers. Nowadays he inhabits an echochamber but he still sometimes debates people and those are better to watch.
holy shit guys check steam
>>542048854>Toxic Aroma Patriot's Peak renamed to Sergeant Braphog
>>542049051isn't the effects locked to the case or is there a probability to open it with soldier cosmetics keyless crate ?
>>542049197Don't think so. It seems to work like>New case + effects get added, you can get the effects on any case for a month>After that month, the effects are exclusive to that caseYes, that means FOMO with every single new set of unusual effects added
>>542049423Oh and crates are out of the picture completely, because God forbid you get any new effects on hats which aren't graded garbage
>zesty considering quittinggood. can he drop that last bombshell vid on the emporium and fuck off already
>Me hoping Jill writes another corny comment about the matchmaker on r/tf2 (the meltdown would be hilarious)
>>542048986hours late lad
>>542049423shitty ass system, just fucking make unusualizer for hats already there's 2 trillion em and barely 20 are worth it
YOU WILL (NOT) PLAY
>>542048427I don't usually watch streams but I once saw a Taiwanese woman playing Soldier on Thunder Mountain. I've also played TF2 at an internet cafe with a bunch of other people and the one staff member working joined us.
>>542045356I know the autism is a turn off but I find it hard to believe that Zesty doesn't know any women that are even slightly attracted to him IRL. isn't he like 7 feet tall?
>>542049679Personally I think he should start one last, unironic NoHats movement. Just stop using hats in-game and isolate people who choose to keep proudly displaying their slop. If that fails, yeah TF2 is dead and I'd sacrifice it so the sloporium is out of a job>>542049908Dude no, the economy will crash without every Unusual Green Confetti Hunk of Monk, we NEED shit tier unusuals
>>542049679I can't believe the "I'll stick with tf2 until the day I die" guy is going to quit
>fun as fuck>every class is balanced/viable>cool aesthetic (based on monkey island, but is NOT refence slop - has personality of its own and is rooted in the tf2 style)>cool original sound effects that sounds like akira>isn't just skeleton/hell slopCome home white man. Halloween is saved.
>>542044698He's a sperg but he's entertaining. He's also one of the most charismatic TFTubers out there imho.
>>542050491Hats are half the reason TF2 still has a playerbase in 2025. No way that's ever going to take off
>>542050514He meant making TF2 content. Not quitting playing TF2
>ALL THE NEW COSMETICS SUCK>THEY'RE ALL EMPORUM COSMETICSSo... is this what we can expect for the mvm update? emporium slop too?
>>542050319>>542050491retard x2
>>542050629>Hats are half the reason TF2 still has a playerbase in 2025Okay, what if we took away the other half? Are hats gonna carry your game when all the high IQ people are ready to move on?
>>542050670When has update content ever been anything other than an emporium slop anon?
>>542050948It used to be 80% emporium slop; unironically this one is the first one that is 100%.
>>542050491No way Valve would ever allow that, they bent over for tradermains when they whined about a bug fix, if it affects their income they're not gonna touch itBest you could hope for are fixes that would allow the no hats mod to work properly
>>542043337Fuck spooky pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>542050361Height isn't the most important thing.
>>542050670This update pretty much all but confirms not to get hype for the mvm update.
>>542051140this but her butt is on my face
>>542051214You'd be surprised...
>>542051140this
Brazilium for the MvM Update (2026) rewards!
>the same emporium troon got NINE (9) hats inI LOVE MONOPOLIES I LOVE MONOPOLIES
>Snoop around on r/tf2 to see the reception to the update>As negative as it is hereAre people finally realizing the shit state the game is and continues to be in?
>>542051140
>>542051140this butt shupos
>>542051478>dotflare opening TF2 rn:
>>542051551Snooping as usual, I see.
>>542051140This plus femscout plus shupos
>they add a medic coat called "mad drip"What the nigger
>>542051793dude's going to make like 3 years pay in one month
2007 vet hereScream fortress has always been abysmal dogshit, both thematically and gameplay wise
>>542051860Nigga i've been here since 2007, and no it hasn't. Some of them added completely new mechanics and balance changes. You're straight up ignoring the elephant in the room by downplaying just how shit this one is.
>arrive as soon as, again, Wednesday, August 27th
>>542051980What were they smoking when they thought that an august release date was even remotely feasible?
>>542051980>4 updates smushed into the second half of the year>Leave the other half completely barrenIt's honestly better if they delay it to spring
>>542046003>>542046169Reinstalling TF2 also gets stuck around the same spot.
>>542051860Even if you hated the original four Scream Fortresses it at least wasn't intrusive to the point that it would rape the servers and flood the game with the shittiest non-season restricted cosmetics known to man
>>542052154Valve Time's a bitchsee HL2 (planned for release date of Sep 2003, released in Nov 2004; the leak just showed that the game was unfinished)
>>542051051Oh, I don't mean NoHats as in "remove hats from the game!"I meant it as in, "we're not using hats anymore" to show that paying for them is cringe
>>542052402There are craft and drop hats though
>>542052489"FreeHatsOnly" doesn't have the same ring to it
This update is poopoo guys
What the FUCK
>>542052985N E A T OEATO
>>542052985Welcome back, Meet your Match
>>542052985Welcome back Meet Your Match update
He's so perfect bros
>>542052985Uncle Dane needs to be nailed to the cross for encouraging this.
>>542052957It's actually rare I dislike an update this bad but After booting it and seeing the cosmetics, and map additions it really just depressing.
>>542052985Is this intentional or a bug?
>>542052985How the fuck did they fuck this up so badly?
>>542052985>and you will lose any progress made on your contractsHold on, is this new text? They went out of their way to add this? It's not a bug?
*permanently ruins tf2 discourse as you scroll by*
Chat chat they added Optimus Prime to tf2 that's so cool :O
thanks pevhs that was quick geg absolute unit
>>542052985WHAT FUCKING WHAT OH HELL NAW NOT MYM 2
The contract system is so stupidly convoluted. There's no reason why a contract can't just automatically activate when you join a map, and then automatically change when you join another map. The bullshit where you're locked into a map is so pointless. Give me one reason why you have to jump through all these hoops.
Not even worth playingWake me up when the bug fixes come out
>>542053637Fixing it is treadmill work
>>542052985>is it the system that encourages people to abandon match if it's a one sided stomp since theres no team scramble>no it's the players that are wrong
Official update theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4
>>542053348T H A N K S J I L L
>>542053820Lmao
HELLOOOOOOO /tf2g/!Did you miss me?So nice of Jill to bring me back instead of that darn Quickplay, eh?
>>542053918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DctruDBrdmM
>>542052985isn't that message old as fuck tho
>>542053820Lol
>>542053918>they heard about BringBackQuickplay and chose to BringBackMeetYourMatch insteadthey're just flipping the bird at this point
>>542054134It has returned from the deadTruly, the spookiest of Scream Fortress updates
what the fuck is this modelling?
>>542053348the contract ipad was added during the """engoodening""" jungle inferno update and mym didn't have contractsso either 'ancient' prewarming code they forgot or..We will have to wait and ear if anyone gets contact with Eric if it was intentional
>>542054134Yes, it doesn't do anything, unless it was updated to do so.
>*FOR MY NEXT TRICK I WILL RUIN YOUR GAME*
Sign Anon... we need (You) once again.
>>542053918eric: *eats big pink cookie* what was noise?jill: it's the sound of progress
>>542050361Zesty could get a girl if he wanted. He's got a good career, he's tall, and relatively good looking. It's just autists like him are volcels that choose to fap to anime and disregard women instead because they've got unrealistic or weird standards for how girls should be and don't mind being alone. Some grow out of it eventually... and it looks like he did and he's opening up to 3d finally before it's too late. She's probably somewhat autistic like him too though. Exhibit A, the whole Asuka muscle girl OC thing.
>>542053820no thishttps://youtu.be/e056R97svz8
>>542054489I want to have sex with that thing
>I couldn't even sell the case for a dollar because it dropped so fastCertified shit update
>>542052985btw can someone fact check this real quick by abandoning?
>>542054598same
>>542054489>you must forego all your interests and hobbies for talking holesNah.
>>542054478what's the sign gonna say now? FixTF2 again? I mean they removed bots, but they sure didn't fix TF2
>>542053820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg6jepvOsywhow it FEELS to play tf2 in 202x
>>542053564no probs dude.
>new case is 10 cents alreadyBRUH i just got home from work
>>542054598We know, Zesty.
>>542053820https://youtu.be/BjP2hLxUaKs?si=9dVSsbQlzxlWxaP_
Reminder that Eric, Jill and Dave WILL attend TFConnect this year and the mods WILL ignore any mildly controversial questions (that you have to pay to ask btw)
>>542054598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>542055258good place for a firebombing
>>542054598meh, she's not fat enough for me...
>>542054489I don't get the "you need to get a girl or you're a loser mentality"What if I'm completely satisfied with the life I have right now...
>>542054598Me too.
>>542052985the losing progress on your contract is not new, it's been a thing for yearsI remember previous scream fortress I'd complete the "kill merasmus" contract, and since it was on that egypt reskin map that NEVER fucking ends because merasmus keeps respawning and pausing the game I said "fuck it, I defeated him already, I'm going to reque and do the next contract" but as soon as I left, the merasmus contract reset back to zeroit's so that people don't just leave the server as soon as they complete their contract, leaving behind half empty servers and the game coordinator having a strokethe bit about getting a matchmaking ban is retarded though
>>542055258Will Eric finally fix his microphone? Find out next time on TFConnect 2025!
>Eric's favorite memories working at Valve for 20+ years was brainstorming new Halloween updates>This is the best he can do nowwtf happened Eric...
>>542055426Noooo that's not allowed your self worth has to be entirely tied to another person chud
C&D Spies when they stand on top of an enemy Engineer's dispenser spamming voice commands
>>542045246Because Halloween 2015 ruined everything with the gargoyle instead of the maps having gifts that you would collect which would give tradable costumes or spells
>>542055435Based
>even though the update was dropping right around the ancient Greek candy-harvest festival of Halloween, the maps did not need to all be Halloween-themed (first tablet) and in fact shouldn't be (second tablet).>"Though some of them COULD be,"What's the point of making/adding Halloween MvM maps if the update isn't even gonna come out for Halloween? Are they gonna ignore them now or will they add Halloween maps in Winter or even Spring?
>>542056156>if the update isn't even gonna come out for Halloweenbut it still could
>>542056156Note the COULD.Valve is a master of using qualifiers to never promise anything, including the Heavy Update>HIGHLY LIKELY
>>542055492>Guy that works at a big tech company doesn't have a working micHe 100% just didn't want to talk to the community that spams him hundreds of emails every day
>Ghost Fort>10 minute countdown PER SIDE>Merasmus spawns every 30 seconds so one round takes half an hour>It's best of threeWorst Halloween map by far, truces should never be in the game.
Oh my god finding the right map on the contractor is annoying
>>542056247> Two men enterFempyro weirdos in shambles
>>542056620I brought this up in a previous thread but it's one of the worst contracts by far.It wasn't designed around truces. Before truces, you would keep fighting the other team and the chaos usually meant Merasmus wasn't defeated. When Merasmus ISN'T defeated, he doesn't come back as quickly.With the truce added, no one can do anything else except either fight Merasmus or AFK. And if you kill him, he comes back quicker. Every time he comes back, he resets the point.
>click any random point in the scream fortress live reaction>zesty is having a melty jej
>>542056895Meanwhile on the same blog:
what
>>542050605you know? I agree, it's pretty pleasant and is actually on the level of the official/fitting maps
>Can rebuild some Halloween items but not othersWhy?
Me playing these new maps.
>>542057392Because Valve thought it would be cool if you could get canteens and the bone weapon but also not be able to transmute them because they're not hats
>>542056987god i love this guy, i would even watch him play other vidya
>>542057509I can rebuild the Hunter Legs for Scout, but I can't rebuild the werewolf feet for Demoman.This makes no sense.
>>542049679yeah just like the 8 times he "quit" twitter rofl
hmm today i will use the loose cannon>retard with 2 hours played erects a sentry gun behind the pointoh right how foolish
>>542057152hmm yes. I bet you can't link to that post on the same blog anymore. meanwhile...https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22675
>>542046169what os are you using
>>542058062No but I can freely link to this at any time to make you seethehttps://www.teamfortress.com/classes.php?class=pyro
>>542055426You don't need a girl, no, nothing wrong with being a volcel or perma bachelor. Some men live their whole life as volcels and lots of very important men in history were volcels. Those men usually dedicate their life to their craft/trade/passion/study. I just wouldn't dedicate your life to anime and be a volcel, that's a shallow life.
>>542041824>>542055435(っ˘ڡ˘ς) ( ¡ )
>>542057152so true xister
>>542058278> Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: he?
>>542058482Make it to the end of the post please billy I know you have ADHD but at least try
>>542058482She will never be a woman... fempyro sisters...
******REMINDER*******https://gamebanana.com/mods/476300
>>542058278>>542058590look at the way he's blatantly ignoring the end of the bio because it kills his argument entirely lmao
>>542058843It's really sad. Blud can't even read a short paragraph
>>542058843I like how it lets us project who you are onto the pyro, i'm glad you have some representation sister; ignore that schizo.
So what's wrong with the update, why was Zesty bitching? I played a game and it was fun.
FOOL!FIND THE GARGOYLE!
>>542058971I'm a man and the only one projecting is you projecting onto me, calm down schizo
>>542059112Next Scream Fortress they should bump the gargoyle up to 30 points from 10
>>542059141i think u care too much about fempyro then, also you use those words yet unironically accuse others of things thats not very healthy to see in others. tsk tsk
>>542059058Zesty was being excessively negative about this update desuhttps://youtu.be/trkcINqRDn8?t=2486>Zesty called the new Scout cosmetic "femboy shit"It's just a generic "bad dude" cosmetic I don't see why he was flipping his shit over this
>update so bad the schizo's already back to seething about fempyrogrim.
>>542059598I just don't get why he cares so much. bros life is insisting the pyro is a female! wonder if he just has no job
>>542059742I'm talking about you dude shut the fuck up already
>>542059058is he ever not bitching?
After 10 years of playing Team Fortress, I've only ever gotten 1 hat drop.It was the Master's Yellow Band.
>>542059776huh what? are you ok dude? get a grip
>>542059598he lives in this general and doesn't even play the game, all he has in his life is bitching someone said pyro's a girl
>>542059912I have 7k hours in this game... I dont think i've ever seen this thread not go 1 day without the fempyro defender sperging out... yes people also antagonize him but he unironically shits up this thread with his fanon... like bruh its not that deep
>>542059976thanks doc
pyro is a gay man that I have sex with daily
pyro is a straight woman that I have sex with daily
>I have 7k hours in this gameyet never any screenshots or webms to support this claim, curious
>>542060153>>542060197pyro is both, xhe puts the T in LGBT
>>542059598I hope VALVe never reveals the mystery of the pyro's gender. This is probably the only loose end this game and it's lore have worth discussing. Dare I compare it to the Sopranos' cut to black ending?
>>542060229I dont know how many times people have put you in yourt place about this. How about you put us in our place and now show us you have a job. I need you post your W-2, or Tax Forms bro, prove to us you have a job
>>542059560I used to like Zesty a lot but it's clear audience capture has got him pretty bad right now
>dox myself to prove a schizo retard wrong on a new mexican basket weaving forum just because I asked for gameplay screenshotsschizo moment
>>542060803it's sad how hard he tries to deflect from just proving he plays the game
>>542060803It was clearly sarcasm, but i'm glad you took it serious enough to think you have to even defend not having a job.
Has there ever even been a good post-2018 update?
>>542058667thanks babe
>>542059976Danke Doktor
>>542060904maybe one day he'll decide to play the game for the general he spends literally all day shitposting in
>>542061060no
>>542060904>>542061198the irony here
>>542058590im trying but it keeps saying he and distracting me> he sets things on fire> he doesn't speak> he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man> if he>>542058843what kills my argument? meet your match called him a manhis pyro bio called him "he" 4 times and man once
>>542061395>cuts off the exact part that proves him wrongbro you keep making an idiot of yourself why do you keep doing this>if he even is a man>>542058843can't make this shit up
Beware the Pyro player pipeline
>/tf2g/ STILL doesn't get that there is no definitive answer to Pyro's gender and that's the whole point/joke with the class
>>542061395You severely underestimate how much this guy cares about fempyro, he has no job, and spends his entire day insulting people here if they disagree with his views on the character, truly mentally ill (like the pyro).
>>542061576it's even highlighted but he's too retarded to even read it
pyro is hotthat's it
I won't know if Pyro is a dude or a chick until I finish cumming inside.>Hm hmph mph!Shut up.
>>5420615761 sentence "proves" you right by not saying anything definitive4 sentences proves me right (only one his one bio) meanwhile on the meet your match pages, calls pyro a man 4 timesreal life: 8fempyro schizo: 1
>>542061891trvke
>>542061297meant for >>542061746
>>542061060I wouldn't say it was good, but SF 2019 was somewhat of an outlier>Only 2 mapsEspecially with today's map bloat, updates like these would be better
>>542061891he's really, really hot. especially his plump butt.
>>542062001There is no irony there, i don't care what you think the pyro is, male/female/transgender.. thank you for confirming my post though.
>>542061959>at the end of the bio literally call into question if it is a man at all>meaning all of the previous he/hims were speculative and NOT definitiveThat's why you're wrong billy, stay in school and you might figure it out yourself next time
>>542062124>erm I don't care your past hour of seething proves you wrong lmao
>>542061631Media literacy is at a all time low, the idea of not knowing his basic biology makes her shrouded in scary mystery flies over /tf2g/s heads
>>542062158
>>542062197you care too much, i simply said no to your fanons as they're not as significant as anyone elses. Hope you feel better or whatever
>>542061631>>542062216There's only 1 retard here who insists it HAS to be a man and doesn't understand that the point is we don't know
Sandy has got to be one of the worst unusual effects of all time, this was put into the pool just to troll
>>542056620more wizards for ghost fort!!!
>>542062437See why can't you also say that theres anon here who find it moronic that the fempyro schizo trips out if someone insists one way or the other tho...
>542062606ESL babble
>542062669thanks for proving my point
>542062851дa
>>542063006thank you emporium
>542062851your non existent ESL babble point?
>>542062509There's a lot of shitty unusual effects being added that are just weird tech demos>the outline ones break unless in specific scenarios>"reactive" effect that only shows up if you moveValve should stop adding them
oдo
>542063120It's ok man, go back to talking about how pyro is a girl for the next couple of years. you're going to convince the entire world of it with your next post.
>Most online TF2 discourse is from people that don't even play the game and just enjoy the characters
>542063268I'm not even the guy you were talking to you clearly need help because you spend all day here babbling about nonsense
>542063494you're just a guy who is as passionate about this all day every day. womp womp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT5ZKAjTHHs>I MOOOOOOST CONSOOOOOOOM EVEN THO THE GAME'S UNPLAYABLE
It's ok to use the reply feature btw
I like the sand and sizzling effects.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxwjBWT-hYs
>>542063637HOLY SHIT
>542063791Shut up fag I'm not giving yous. I'm a smart redditor
Why is /tf2g/ so alive?
>>542064507probably something to do with momentum mod if I had to guess
>>542064507the scream fortress succeeded bigly
>>542064649emporium saved tf2 again
>>542056987He wasn't, though.
>>542063276not really surprising, a lot of secondaries online because everything is seen as a public square now rather than communities (mostly thanks to never ending scrolling "culture" and auto algorithm suggestions) my personal game like that is cs, I really enjoy watching cs content on youtube but I have booted up cs games maybe like 3 times during 2020s
>Afterlife glitches out and the mercs are stuck in hell forever fighting one anotherThis is the ending tf2 deserved
>Only good thing about this update is that you can do the contracks in any order
I liek afterlife (when it's not broken). Other than that this update has been a complete dud and ruined the rest of my spooky month.
Time to spend 1 hour on carnival or carnage because the enemy caps in 1 min
>>542066089I should be used to the disappointment each year, but I never learn
>>542066410If only there was a group of people who are responsible for why this update sucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFHDyySOA4g>this update instead of the usual 80%, its 100% of the items are from the emporium
Just 2 more years bros...Then the big anniversary update that will fix everything will finally arrive...Happy Birthday TF2, you're now a young adult
>>542066538oohh, I didn't know the emporium made the matchmaking system and game coordinator and shitty contract system
>trying to buy a tf2 shirt on steam market>place buy order>some fag deletes their lower order for make another one thats 5 cents more above mineGO KILL YOURSELF
>>542066538yeah, eric and valve
>>542066538Blaming the Emporium for this shitty update when ultimately it's the developers/Valve basically doing the bare minimum is stupid.
>>542066698They made the shitty maps and cosmetics that comprise what we get... Unironically suck ass
>>542066824haha, what's the item, friend? I'm just asking :)
>>542066895>>542066950The content is made by them, it's bland, uninspired, buggy.
>>542066962When are we gonna get another contractor that curates the workshop so we get some actual taste in the picking process
>>542067142Until you have someone with thousands of people following to step up to the plate and manipulate voting... probably never... the pedos over at the emporium can just get away with it
Just the clomps in the webm, full vid in the link.https://youtu.be/uItIdr9JmzASaturday, 7pm EST on October 25th:Engineer, Short Circuit Only.
>>542066089i think it was alright, could've been better yes but just the atmosphere was enough for meit's a shame that we have to wait a year now for the mvm update though if the rumors are true
>>542067084Yes. And it's Valve's task as game developers to uphold some standards and actually check the shit they add into the game.No standards = more shitty content.
>>542067529this
>>542067529Yes but as long as the emporium exists they will flood their shit to the top and just assume that's what the community wants.
>Github full of decade-old bug fixes>They never add them and opt for literal who fixes like fixing a hat only 2 people ownWhy are they like this
OMG I FUCKING HATE HALLOWEEN SO MUCHEVERY FUCKING YEAR I GO OH, IT CANT' BE THAT BAD BUT NOIT'S ALWAYS RAW FUCKING AIDSBUT I ALWAYS BRING MYSELF TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS FOR THE CHANCE TO GET THE SILLY HATS MAN FUCKHOW DO PEOPLE PLAY THIS SHITSPELLS ARE AIDS, CRUMPKINS ARE AIDS, SKELETONS ARE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS, AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON BOSSESITS LIKE THEY DELIBERATELY TRIED TO ENGINEER THE LEAST ENJOYABLE TF2 EXPERIENCE FUCKING POSSIBLENOT TO MENTION EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME IS HALF EMPTY OR FILLED WITH RUSSIAN SUBHUMAN CHEATER STACKS
>>542067356better luck next time
>>542067992Well it's not like I was going to keep any of it in the first place, it all goes in the prize pool.
Is anything ever gonna change or is this all we're ever gonna get>but the MvM updateYeah that's not looking good either
>>542068537we're gonna get 2 mvm updates this month
>Prop Hunt? DEAD>Gun Game? DEAD>VIP? DEAD>Randomizer? DEADGIVE. UP.
THE SANTA MOBSTUH WILL SAVE US THIS TIME SURELY
>>542068884It's erics fault we didn't get our game modes in, stop blaming us for the bad update.
>>542068884>htf (hold the flag)? ALIVE
>MvM updatelol. ask again next year
Hidden trans rights status?
>>542069031Yup, hidden in your ass
>>542067356>short circuitNeat
>>542069004fucking delaying brat
>>542069146bit mean
>>542069004sex with this shupo
>>542068884Who's ready for bumper car racing (BCR) this Smissmas starring the brand new class: The Racer?
>>542067523Everyone with a brain knew that the mvm update wouldn't be dropping anytime soon.
>>542068971>emporium sisters unironically believe this
being able to pick any contract is really nicethe new hats are fineim not an autogynopedophile
>>542068884Afterlife was co-developed by LizardOfOz so he still won anyway
>>542069984Emporium stays winning sisters
>>542069004>>542069703>having to wait a full year for my aussiesnot good
>>542069592Unbeknownst to Scout, Racer is actually his older brother Sex Sacer whose father ran away from home years ago and is now known as the Masked Racist.
Did Zesty win yet?
>60+ contracts in 4 weeksI don't feel so good bros...and it keeps getting worse...
Is there anything more dangerous than a locked in man defending dustbowl 3rd?
eric has shit taste, episode 9
Unmasked at last......
>Atoll, Blazehattan, Crasher, Devastation, Freaky Fair, Ghost Fort, Graveyard, Hellstone, Helltower, Helltrain, Murky, Outburst, Sanitarium, Slasher, WoodsWhat maps are (you) skipping this scream fortress?
>>542071580>this is what /tf2g/ keeps gooning toerm...what the fuck...
>>542071601none, I'm not a pussy
>>542071580fempyro sisters i get it now, i truly do...
>>542071447Said defender being a pyro who's able to throw everything back at the enemy team
>>542071601I still need to plan how to go through the contracts to maximize enjoyment and only do the shit maps if I'm still missing shit (I will)
>>542071601>What maps are (you) skipping this scream fortressPreferably nonebut with the lines system I got into fresh games with the same handful of people doing obviously the same lines as me at the momentI fear with the new "fuck it, pick any community map contract" it will spread out the playerbase so much you just won't be able to find some maps eventually
>>542071601all of themlike I do every year
>>542071653>>542071748>IT'S PRONOUNCED MA'AM!!!
>>542067142sex starring her will happen tonight
'oxxed for a good cause
>>542073332oooouuhhhh
I'm sure this won't end badly
>>542073656
Jill LOST
>>542073656wtf man I'm trying to bridge the gap here
the left can't meme
OH NO NO TF2 REDDIT IS ANGRY...
>>542074316kek
wtf
im not angry im enjoying just queueing for every map and then taking the contract for the one i find and then doing itits a good quality of life featurethe hats are finei'd have liked some war paints but 2/3 aint bad
>>542074565>noo don't spend money on the game because im poor and get jealous easilynah, gonna drop another 200 next week
Why did they keep the linear completion for Valve maps?
>>542074889Makes sense for Valve maps, every map was built off the previous Scream Fortress's features
>>542074849>dropping 200 dollars on the 3 cent crates 2 hours after the update hits u got him emporium sister
I think it’s pretty cheeky that they used part of the Optimus Convoy name from Japanese Transformers, but that said this and nearly all the cosmetics look like ass
>omega poor third world baiter thinks 200 is a lotTHAT CAN'T EVEN COVER ERIC'S PINK COOKIE EXPENSE FOR ONE DAY
>>542074889Because Valve is retarded.
what are the pink cookies
>>542074727>Valve doesn’t do testing
>>542075451This is required viewing for tf2ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu50pzv6Jpg
>>542075452emporiums best men created this, stfu
>>542074727>>542075452
>>542074727I thought it was Loadout.tf that was broken, silly me, I should have known it was Valve that put a Spy cosmetic over a Medic one.
I'll return to TF2 when they finish the MvM updateanother scream slopness doesn't deserve my time nor money
>>542074316this dude is korean lol
>>542075592>men
Serious question. Is it just me or do players get worse every year during scream fortress? It gets to the point where your teammates can be so shitty that it genuinely takes the fun out of the game because you're either overcompensating for them, or you're bound to your spawn or base because they're worthless. And to make it worse, you're pretty much stuck there because your contract depends on it.
40% of the cosmetics are made by one guy btw
TF2 newgens would cry and scream if a old major update released today in the same day 1 broken buggy unbalanced state and blame the emporium because we made the weapon model
>>542075586i see thank you
>>542078451>we
>>542078415bro you just took and reposted my screenshot what are you doing>>542051478
>>542074565this sort of boycotting never works because it's always done by people who never bought what they boycott to begin with. these are 13 year olds who couldn't have even bought keys if they wanted to in the first place. zero effect on valve.
>>542078180a lot of people return to the game only on events, I used to play a lot when I was around 12, now that I'm and old faggot I can't deal with 5000+ hours players that exclusively play TF2
>>542078550imagine the smell....
>>542078616I need the (you)s bro please
I dont understand the reddit melty about this update, it's the exact same slop we've been getting for the past like 3-4 years, what's the hold up with this specific one? Where was the outrage last year? I think the last passable scream fortress case was in like 2020
>>542078750smells 1000x better than the emporium troons who never leave their mancave, ill tell you that much
>>542074316ching chong nigga
>>542078791No, make your own screenshot if you want (you)s
>>542078878good good post more UI
>>542051478>monopoly is when a dev buys assets from the same place more than onceNever buy anything on steam again, if you are a man of your words you wouldn't use a monopoly like steam
>>542079210No a monopoly is when Valve ONLY buys cosmetics from the same place (The Emporium)All of the cosmetics are Emporium creations and 9 of them being from the same dude just speaks volumes
>>542077343anon after this years scream fortress do you expect the mvm update to be any better?
do i sell my rare crates and spelled items now?
cum guzzler
>>542079774lmao
>>542078415>9 hats by one guy>two people got three hats (puinguin and healthpack goblin)>bunch of people got two in>one guy got two unusual effects>one guy got two of the three tauntsthe hell's even the point of having the workshop in the first place if this shit happens nearly every update?might as well delete it wholesale and replace the workshop page with a message that says "fuck you tf2, our discord cliche wins!"
what is uniquely bad about this years halloweenit seems fine>there is a cabal of loud tranny pedophiles who are siphoning the cash flow of team fortress 2's cosmetics like that one scene in logan luckyyea its just that they've been doing that for idk years nowi havent been to all of the new maps yet but it cant be worse than the zombie infection year and how bad that game mode is
>>542079548At this point I expect HL3
>>542079774this but with the hat painted brown
>>542079839The worst part is they'll try to pretend item selection is "random" and "everyone can feel free to pick up a pen and make items if you don't like it :)" when it's clearly Valve just going to the same 5 people every time
>>542079397So true sister!!When I buy fresh eggs to make a cake from the same farmer multiple times thats just convenient and a normal business relationshipWhen walmart buys eggs as ingredient for their cakes from the same farmer multiple times that means the farmer has a monopoly on eggs!! We need to bust this relationship now
Computers on Windows 7 won't download the update fully.Bros, I might finally have to go to Windows 10.Unless they fix it in the next patch, they've done a post-support Win7 fix once before.
>>542079839>>542080424and anotha thing>dotflare got three fucking sets in>puinguin got a whole set in>healthpack goblin got a whole set infeels a bit rude, no? 20-25 hats in a case and a whole set takes more than 10% of that.like, they're not even hiding the fact that they're perverting the workshop for their own personal agenda.this case has 23 and dotflare got 9 items in, every key purchased is a fucking dollar to him (before valve's cut of the money, obviously)
>>542080526Go back to the emporium cord
>>542080527>still on Win7nigga your system has RCEs update to GNU/Linux now
I literally don't understand how contracts work
*meanwhile at Valve 4 weeks ago*>Eric, you better only add OUR hats for scream fortress this year>w-what but I wanted to add this new creators h->*BANG* >do we have to remind you, we ARE the monopoly>n-no stop ok ok I will exclusively pick emporium hats for this update just don't shoot more of my pink cookies
It's just genuinely so tragic to imagine a person buying even 1 key for this nonsense. You could spend the $2.50 to get 250 pennies and spin them all down those cool spiral things in McDonald's. That would be like 50x more fun, and your money goes to a charity for children and not a fat fuck that already has infinite money.
I’m investing my $2.50 for a dildo
>>542081742Make sure it's a dragon dildo
>>542081742I'm having sex with Cream on cowerhouse
>>542081227>falling for fearmongering
>>542081742SexoWith cream
>>542081879>>542082027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>cowerhouse>there's no cows
>>542080526the difference would be if one guy used his secret cult to make every company buy his eggs over competitors, even if their eggs are better.thats what the emporium does.
>>542041876>ywn sit around a cozy campfire having a good time with the mercswhy even live, bros...........
I need a blessed bagboy blogpost about the Halloween update NOW
put your trip back on
>>542081310- go to contracker- activate contract (costs your starting contract star)- complete objectives- primary objective rewards pumpkin item and 1 star- bonus objectives help complete primary objective, and reward 1 star- use stars to unlock more contracts (all halloween contracts cost 1 star each)- you can have only 1 contract open at a time- previously unlocked, uncompleted contracts don't cost stars to reopen- being in a party sometimes gives passive bonus points towards your objective- pumpkin items can be opened for random halloween cosmetics
>>542081991Anon, I personally used RCEs to hack certain systems PPPwn :^) and toyed with new Unity bullshitfearmongering is spray CP bullshit; Running RCE in 2025 is actually dangerous to (You)r data
>>542082716*fearmongering about spray CP is bullshit; Running Win7 in 2025 is actually dangerous
>>542082338Ah right right right the emporium evil satanist cult is constantly pulling strings on the TF team with their files or something, no I don't need any evidence this sounds like a sane theory and more believable than the devs just adding what they want and sees a bonus convenience to deal with previous partners that has worked smoothly
>>542083094>what they wantthey add whats on the front page, which is conveniently what the emporium's discord cabal has upvoted to hell and back.
>>542083094I said go back already
>>542082659Don’t be mad no one cares about you among all the other shupo posters queer
Well tf2g, it’s been fun playing tf2 with you. But now it’s time for me I think. There are plenty games out there which will eventually fill in the void left by tf2. Be back next year maybe, going off from how bad this update is, I doubt the mvm update would do anything beneficial to the game.
>>542084604>There are plenty games out there which will eventually fill in the void left by tf2and 99 other hilarious jokes to tell yourself!game only really survived the bot crisis because no other gamedev really "gets it", so there's never been anywhere else to go.
>>542084604you don't have to play tf2 to be on herei haven't played tf2 for 2 weeks. I've been playing old school runescape
>they didn't add a new Zombie Infection mapHoly fucking dropped. Literally what I look forward to most on screamfortress
>new update drops>servers aren't filling whatsoever>check steam db>54kGame's dead.
Horrible update. If this doesn't convince you to uninstall the game, you're mazed.
So apparently that new sandy effect is the first unusual to interact in other ways compared to the normal ones ? (apparently the effect is more prominent whenever you jump or move)
>>542086432Why would I uninstall the game? Are you stupid?
"Hm, this looks good enough! Time to upload this to the workshop!"
>>542086435Doesn't it work similar to burning/scorching where it trails behind you?
>>542086669The Spy's collar from the new tuxedo looks like a stock white asset too.
>>542086669Even the emporium cord was shitting on this kek
>>542086689https://youtu.be/iXQZuqDqisc?si=awEpevRcvKvqgVeu&t=302
>>542086806It's called a flat top for a reason
>>542087070Oh that's pretty cool actually. Kinda like the map stamps and treasure hat then. We need more effects like this.
>>542086669They added Zane from the hit series Slayers X to TF2?
>>542088707holy bwl im buying this immediately
heavy weapons spy
>>542088707You now need a three-rune blade named the S-Blade
>>542086660Because it's shit? Are you stupid?
>>542088707That game was made by trannies, btw.
>>542091597how is it shit?
>>542091725holy shit buying the game asap
These might be the worst cosmetics ever added
>he wasn't there for smissmas 2020
zi is still the gayest thing ever>GOOD AFTERNOON tf2 player you have been randomly selected to be this round's Fat Kid™ good luck killing anyone there are 6 engineersits so frauded
>I'm bad at the game and can't adaptuh-huh
>>542092391They are better than some of the ones Heavy and Pyro already have.
>stands next to engi nest as sniper>spawn as zniper>insta multikillez pz
>actually want to hunt gargoyles>they spawn in enemy base>cant even make it over there in time
>>542093657It was 100x times worse when they were gifts and you HAD to get them to get items
>>542081227>saying GNU/Linux and not "Linux"
soldier mains dont even apologize when you die to a reflected rocket anymore they just look at you like youre retarded for standing in the same zip code as them
>>542091597monkey see, monkey do
Why do we have like 60 Halloween maps?
>>542098379So I can like twenty Eyeborgs
where is the mvm update eric
>>542098379they compensated lack of in house horsepower with off shored community content without thinking in long term
why does this game have so many pirate hats
>no shupo cosmeticsshit update
>>542100152
>>542096445letting the soldier 1v1 the pyro is common sense since the soldier is best prepared to dodge the reflected rockets
>>542096445not the soldier's fault you decided to stand where the pyro reflected instead of moving with him.
Did Ryuke post event type / prize pool / date / map / track yet?
>2025>player destruction still hasnt been deleted from the gamehow?
>>542100152sorry bro, eric ignored my email...
>select contract for a map>have to wait ages just to get into the map>cant play any other map or I cant progress the contracts>stuck in 10 minute ques for a single map in hopes I can unluck just any other map>entire process gets repeatedwho thought this was a good idea? Why not just unlock all maps?
>>542102602Since they made contracts non-linear, it's honestly better to queue for multiple maps, then activate the contract for the map you connect to
>>542102602thats why im doing>set every map to active>activate contracts as i go to the maps>remove maps from the pool as i complete their contractsonly problem is that i cant reboot the game otherwise i'd need to manually reset half the maps (dont want to save it since i'd lose my regular queue pool for if i ever decide i dont want 2fort while my favorite community servers are inactive)
Why'd they keep the boss and official maps locked in order. I was excited to skip ghostfort...
>>542103283FOOL! You cannot escape from...MERASMUS!
>>542091725this post was made by an obsessive, btw.
>>542103909I'm actually avoidant/autistic.
my favorite part about halloween contracts is how trades and post mortem kills/assists dont count.
im 14 contracts deepits aight
>>542078550>>542078878
Can any rich anon spare some hats :)
>>542105075Valve is giving you free hats for playing the game RIGHT NOW.
>>542047926most community servers have no cosmetic restrictions year round and the eternaween can turn it on in casual servers
>>542105579but they can't be worn year around. I don't wanna slave away contracts. i wanna have fun
If you're the person who blocks people from jumping over the gap in eyeaduct you're an actual nigger.
>>542106375You can craft some of them together to make normal hats.
>>542106605>take the path with no conceivable benefit and more risk since it requires multiple jumps>"AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I DIE?"thats on you buddy.
>>542042084stop posting loli in the tf2 thread plz
>>542042084where is her fuzzy pubic hair??
>>542107073>loliKonata's 18 years old dumbo
>>542081227>nigga your system has RCEsI don't care, let them see my 3TBs of saved shitposts, I don't even have a card linked to this steam account lol
>>542042084keep posting konata in the tf2 thread plz
i got 16 contracts in but now its 4am and tf2 is closing for the nighti dont know what changed about me this year but i havent gotten that feeling yet
maybe i need to become a soldier main and learn how to rocket jump fastmarket gardening might fix me
WHY IS COWERHOUSE ALL BLACK
>>542105075Lol no. Theres plenty of hats available for 1.33 ref each. If you dont have the reff add 5 dollars to your steam wallet and buy keys. If you cant afford that then you're an underage poorfag.
Thanks Worksloppers I always wanted my scout to look like a 4/10 butch lesbian.
>>542109982we already got over this he's zane from hypnospace outlaw
>>542108430probably less a you problem and more a "holy fuck most of the maps are ass" problemhalf of them are just reskins, the other half are pure dogshit.how many nucleus/not-nucleus player destructions do we have now? three?
>>542110461yea i guess i am kinda forcing myself to do all of them before i get to the fun 24/7 laughter and harvesti like one of the player destruction maps but they're all ruined by the engineer class
Is Dusker a reskin of anything? It wasn't unbearable, but I also don't recognize it at all.
lov me mangler
I need a TF2CutContent blogpost about cut content and how much he hates trannies NOW
>>542110536my problem with player destruction is that its not a fun deathmatch mode.if it was just "kill for points" then sure, alright. that'd be fun. but no its the fact that you explicitly have to hold onto the points for a minute without dying AND THEN bank your score (while also not dying there)do well? well fuck you, now you have to play like a coward and run constantly 'cause when you're given an outline you'll have a constant stream of dumbfuck retards chasing you for a chance at taking those points for themselves.wish there were a few "there is no objective, have fun shooting each other and dicking around in the large map"s in the casual pool, my regular server's like that but its only active for a few hours a day. (and scream fortress completely killed it today, of course)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84IoVRTE9ZcHow it feels to look at update pages from years gone by (right before my ConTracker crashes the game)
>5am and im hungry>type in game that a pbnj would go crazy rn>get randomly dropped a sandvichmy fbi agent is so kawaii
>>542041876Hmm why is the mvm upgrades station on the main menu screen?
>>542112594That's from Freaky Fair
>>542112594From last year when they added Freaky Fair
tempted to make 2fort (event) just to slap freaky fair's upgrades into it.
>>542093657That's when you go C&D Spy just to get it
whoop-de-doo, this update is shit just like this general is.>COSMETICSbad, like 3 good cosmetics.the scout punk set is the longer end of the stick in comparison to every other faggot looking punk sets but its still darn ugly and i will not be using it any time soon.soldier beard is a repeat of lord cockswain's, at least it actually looks like something you'd see in the game.pyro set is hard to use with anything cause that misc looks horrendous and the mask clips like shit (just like every concurrent mask item does)demo plates suck, broad idea of what the game's (lack of) style is.meximutt heavy is nonsense, the bandolier is the only outlier there.engineer welder set should have stayed on the pyro, don't mind the blowtorch but this set has the same issues as the last one from SF '24yay another mad scientist set. the coat is good but the mullet + goggles + stache is excessive.sniper set makes him look darker for no good, what is this fixation on making the sniper harder to see?spy has the same theme as sniper, the jacket is nice, everything else? too much.restricted items are what they are, zeph ghost head is pure feces from a dog's anus, the pyro phoenix head is a long overdo "haha bird head" accept bait, the optimus prime head sucks and the stitch mask is at least fitting of halloween.>TAUNTSemotes.>WAR PAINTSlol, winter case here we come!>UNUSUALSthe only one i care for is sandy, rest is run of the mill glow spam.>MAPScannot be arsed to play them, we already have over a hundred maps in the rotation, i stopped doing my contracts years ago.>RATINGlike 2/10. would raise this by like 1 or 2 if at least we got good cosmetics, but no how are we gonna feed our wholesome trxns fxlx?
im perpetually miserable too but i dont say any of that, when i dont like something i try to swerve around it because if you cant say anything nice you shouldnt say anything at allwhats ur secret
>muh toxic positivity/r/eddit is 2 URLs down.
>>542109982we already got over this he's chino moreno from deftones
1000 OTHER GOOD COSMETICS AND THEY PICK THIS ABSOLUTE SHIT WTF ERIC!?
>>542091725trannies LITERALLY MALDING at this tiny post
>>542091725>>542117818so was it or wasn't it? am confused
>>542117732
Someone should make a mod that replaces El Gigante's Gunbelt's textures with Toblerone.
Scream fortress is already boring
>>542119630Valve really dropped the ball by not adding the vampire lady, instead we got a bunch of reskinned maps and maps that don't even load properly.
Hopium pill: the tf team rushed scream fortress because they want to focus the mvm update
>>542120581The update that’s designed (lol) exclusively to fleece whales even harder by adding another tour for degenerate homosexual gamblers to grind for dopamine?
6AM, 16/64 contracts done.i LOVE scream fortress because it reminds me of why i fucking hate casual>spy behind every corner, the moment you stop watching your own back they just spawn in with no decloak sound (but none of your pyros can be bothered to spy check!)>two god snipers on the other team that ensure you just fucking die the moment you enter mid (none on yours, of course!)>a scorch spamming shitter sitting juuuust outside everyone's effective range (would any of the fast classes try to press him? no of course not that has to be you if you're playing one of them! has to be you if you're not as well!!!)>nobody trying for defense, has to be you!>nobody trying for offense, that has to be you as well!>enemy team is doing both>that one guy on your team bitching about losing the game because he thinks his extremely vague and late callouts are a game changer.i just want to get these done so i can go back to my favorite community server.
>>542120581I don't think they care that much anymore.
>dotflare right now
>>542119020grim
>>542121248https://youtu.be/J2Twl6u4GlM?si=IjQfDL9YYHV8JRsO
>>542120963I feel ya. I'm at 11 so far (personal record, unusually never go past the official maps) and I feel done. Last four games were a complete wash with no hope to win. I only ever use casual for the contracts, and every year I'm reminded how much I fucking hate it.
>>542117818this general is occupied by them, get used to it until they FINALLY croak.
>>542122095i used to complete them until one year i just stopped. i think it was the second year with laughter, that map specifically the one being that caused me to stop. and what soured me tonight.everything about it really feels like it was made to tick you off.>the spawn minigame for pumpkins is good in theory, but in practice the pumpkins dont even last long enough to stop a spawncamp>hell exit is far enough away from the point that unless you're playing scout you might as well just not have the boost>map feels uncomfortably small with how its laid out.>the flanks either do nothing to give you an advantage, or put you right into their frontline.>dynamite bombs are all placed in outright useless spots for getting kills... except for the two on the point. in which case you have to pre-emptively detonate yours while the enemy does the same so they might as well just not existreally, koth and player destruction in general just piss me off. and unfortunately those are the two most popular scream fortress modes for mapmakers.but this year im pushing through it all to see the new modes, since i stopped before vscript let people do fun shit.
>>542120963I already have all the bird heads so idgaf about contracts
>>542123762Hassle castle did it for me. I swear the second point it impossible for offense if the defending team just spams spells. I think that's the problem I have with most of the later Halloween reskins, they place way too many spell spawns on the maps.
Has anyone come up with "sloptober" yet?
is there a way to inspect the new cosmetics in-game without owning them?
https://youtu.be/xvb8wz0sHZw
>>542119020ok
>>542129196
>>542129017loadout.tf or garry's mod
>>542129617I meant in tf2 specifically, figured it out, there's an inspect link on the marketplace page of each item
Can any rich tf2g spare some hats :) for arts
>>542120963This is the effect of a small player count and the MMR system. A sentient user gets assigned the designated baby sitter role for teams of invalids. If there are groups of players for which no equal sized group could be found to play against, guess who gets to offset that? You, of course!
>>542129224fucking kek
>>542130009Show us your art, then
>>542130298Add mehttps://steamcommunity.com/id/acagebeyond/
>>542042084valve said no darth vader masks for a reasonskibidi toilet is better than trannyformers btw
>>542112979>soldier beard>lord cockswainare you retarded. its the cuban bristle crisis, doesnt look anything like my glorious king COCKSWAINS beard
Is it a dick move if I'm a sniper and after shooting/killing someone, and I'm near a window that could conceivably cover me if I crouched, I duck and look down to avoid retaliation?
>>542130828>is it a dick move to avoid dyingyes, let me win
>>542130828>Is it a dick move if I'm a sniperYeah
>>542131063Even if it ends up with me kicked by salty kids?
>>542131146only teammates can kick
Normal people mental gymnastics>I'm interested in learning [thing] and getting feedback, so I will join popular [thing centered] community/tf2g/ mental sickness gymnastics>anyone who joins the popular group for modeling HAS TO be a mafia vote nuking my madcap-like hat!
>>542120130why do you keep posting loli here? this is not tf2 related
>anyone who joins the popular group for modeling HAS TO be a mafia vote nuking my madcap-like hat!
>>542131670yeah
Y'know, the 100 player limit made me think. If the MVM robot army is limited by the usual player limit (6 humans vs 18/24 bots), would it be possible to make an actual horde, with 40 or so robots in a big wave?
>>542120130keep posting loli here. it's tf2 related
>>542131768My post was about vampire ladies, it's a picture of a vampire lady.
>>542132590sex
>>542131768Oh yeah? Then explain all those sprays on the wall in game on my favorite community servers.
Forget about lolis for a second. How tough would the mercs be in real life terms going by their health and weapon damage?
>>542132590>it's a picture of a vampire lady.that is a child, hence it is loli, post it somewhere other than the tf2 thread plz
>>542132590this is child, hence it is loli, post it right here in the tf2 thread plz
>>542133125still a vampire
>>542132930Everyone would have less than 100 HP because there's no way a human can simply walk off a high-explosive rocket hitting them directly.
>>542133412Or they'd be superhumans because even fucking Scout would walk away from a shotgun blast to the face, and Heavy would take four of those.
If you shoot the gas tank on Pyro's back it should create a massive explosion.
If you slap Pyro's huge ass it should create a massive brap.
>>542134159
>>542134159Pyrocynical moment.Still, Spy shouldn't be able to backstab Pyro due to the tank.
>>542134242yeah, because the tank covers the entire back of pyro......................
Happy Birthday tf2!18 years...what an unitprobably nothing will happen today...still, now the game is officially an adult! yay
>>542134559Loli is no longer TF2 culture.
>>542134986What the fuck make them small again
>>542120963spy as me
>>542134986i love shupos now
This game has over 1000 hats.. Remind me why are you still looking for new ones? It’s ridiculous, and pathetic, how feminine modern gamers are, playing dress døll instead of focusing on the real deal. Please install the no hat mod and be a man.
heavy's on the point !heavy's on the point !heavy's on the point, throw him some medic an he kill the tards !
What classes don't have a sombrero and poncho set? I don't count that Christmas sombrero.
>>542130613>ZestyJesus: You can't reference popular franchises! No Darth Vader! No Morbius! That's Fortnite!>Also ZestyJesus: the only good cosmetic from this update was the Dr. Eggman MedicI don't know why Zesty is opposed to mainstream slop media references like Slop Wars while also being okay with the Slopnic the Hedgehog reference
>>542138087I like zesty but he's a hypocrite
>>542134986wtf i hate shupos now
>>542138087He has no problem with references if they don't feel out of place and fit the character. The Trophy Belt is a good example. This set in particular is probably pushing it but I don't think cosmetics referencing a mad scientist character are too out of place for the Medic. Compare that to the Star Wars set which has basically nothing to do with him.
>>542140020Medic is a nazi doctor and Dr. Eggman is pretty out of character compared to him though.
>>542140163sex
>>542140020>>542140163Stop replying to yourself, let the thread be bumped naturally ffs...
>>542078415>half the items in the new case are shit>said half was all made by the same faggotevery fucking time
>>542141160If you really think I'm the same poster you might want to get your eyes checked.
>>542141783The schizo does that everytime he doesn't like a particular post
Are there usually this many troons/furries in casual? I don't ever play casual outside of a few Halloween contracts but goddamn this seems excessive.
>>542142174They're halloween tourists like (You)
>>542142174>Are there usually this many troons/furries in casual?yes, sadly...
>>542130768>beard and pipe>beard and cigar style>wow its just like the other beard and pipe AND cigar cosmetic!first world problems
anyway>MAPScreme de le creme of this heap of steaming shit update, 2 reskins, shitty gimmicks just nothing memorable and will be shelved away for contract fodderthis is the worst update this game has gotten in the past 8 years easily. even wutville is better.
What's the largest map (regardless of mode) where the team spawns remain as they are and thus teleporters are a must? Well?
>>542144464I have done nothing but play Dustbowl for three days. So I'll go with Dustbowl.
>>542144865Multiple stages don't count unless we count each stage one by one.
>>542144464Dustbowl
>>542144464Maybe rd_asteroid. Takes forever to reach the enemy core
>>542144464That's a very tough question, with no clear answer unless we actually do research. I'd say Pressure because it felt absolutely massive the 1 time I played it
>>542144464I haven't played it but citadel looks gigantic.
thoughts on this clip? ignore my dadhttps://youtu.be/j2zz_d-tWkY?si=2m4fWijzwLen5CI6
>>542149580I am not touching any>?si=links
>>542149842Why
>>542149842>shareable links can be tracked to the sender through various identifiers embedded in the URLThere goes my fucking anonymity. Fuck this gay corporate owned shit.
>>542142174furries, yes. this game has been riddled with furries for ages. it also used to be filled with bronies, back when that was a thing.now, the trannies have replaced the bronies
I think you're all being too negative about the cosmetics. I simply will only purchase the ones I like for $0.10 in a week.
>>542149842>muh metadataif you're using windows it's already too late schizo lmfao
>>542150610That's why I remove that part first.
>People complaining about a new scam going around and that they’ve had all their shit stolen>Look inside>They fell for the old “click this link to verify something for me bro”Can’t even feel sorry for these retards
>>542151219When the phishing scam first started popping up in 2014 I was a retarded teenager and even I didn't fall for it when Steam said "you're leaving Steam are you sure you want to"
>>542151219>you now remember that one redditor who posted the ""look at this obvious scam this scammer is trying to pull on me" only to post "I got scammed by the obvious scammer" a couple hours laterStill hope it was just a meta joke and not this redditor being an actual fucking retard
>update is shit>mr orange says it's shit>gets death threatsmmm the porium need to be culled
>>542151219so have you ever clicked a link before? if so you're no better
weird ESL babble
>>542152047If you click an unknown link to trade with a stranger and get scammed you’re just a retard sorry
"In reality they're not after me, they're after (You). I'm just in the way"- Zesty J. Jesus
"Take my hand, and together, we can make Team Fortress 2 great again."- Zesty "Hopebringer" Jesus
Isn't there a glitch where you can escape the underworld on a certain map without actually leaving, and rack up contract points?
>had to hear merasmus nonstop because contractsI still can hear that fucko.
>>542153131helltower, those pd maps just dropping and picking up the thing again
>>542153484Thanks!
Apparently valve didnt like that tf2classic sounded a lot like Team Fortress Classic, their IP, so they asked them to change name and they may call it "TF2 classified" from now on or something
>>542101878here:>>542067356Probably going to supplement with other cases, pulls were weak. Engineer/ Short Circuit only. October 25th, 7pm EST at the usual server.
I go by many names…but you can call me…The Slopstah3 reskins…3 monumental payoffs…
I go by many paychecks…but you can call me…The Dotflarestah9 items…1 monumental payoff…
I go by many videos... but you can call me... The Workshop Reviewer400 war paints... 3 bad tranny jokes...
And yes, the pit is impassable.
>>542153982Story is funnier than this.>TF2: Classic wants to do a demo as part of NextFest>Valve denies it because mods aren't allowed to have demos / early access looks, they're meant to release as complete mods>This also puts new eyes on TF2: Classic because of the name and Valve support knocks on the rules in the mod terms saying you can't have a too similar name (same thing happened to Black Mesa)When mod authors get too cocky they end up getting Valve's attention and get slapped. Only other time I've seen it happen is with Half-Life Absolute Zero. Also, the day after this they hired a pedophile to their team.
>>542156145It’s just funny how Valve has known about this mod for years and only now is like “Yeah…about your name, you’re gonna have to change it…”
What caliber is Sasha? She's a minigun, so .30 NATO seems logical, but the boolets on Heavys' bandolier look .50 cal at least.
>>542156145>the day after this they hired a pedophile to their teamAnother one?
>15 minutes to find a game.
>>542158938nEATO
The popular opinion is that TF2 needs updated Vanilla server settings but there's no push to organise it into existenceCurious.
>>542112979>pic"be not afraid, chucklenuts"
>>542159278Too many “new” players that don’t know any better as broken matchmaking is all they ever got to play
>>542159278because whenever we try redditors come out of the woodwork and say "BringBackQuickplay is equivalent to MAGA" and other retarded takes to prevent it from happeningnot even a joke, one of them said this but it seems they deleted all their posts
>>542134986(voice) heavy: yes. i like this new shupon
The lion does not concern himself with the bonked Scout running past him (he’s gonna backcap and your team will lose)
>>5421595262 updoots comment on reddit isn't real oppositionOrganise better
>>542150610but think of how the billionaires won't be as rich if they don't sell your data :(
>>542159278Good quickplay was only around for 2 years (2014-2016), trying to convince people who have been using the same matchmaking system for almost a decade that their way of playing is wrong and we need to change it to how it was back then is hard to do because most don’t know what they missed out on, most arguments are simply>Well I think casual is fine, so I don’t see why it needs to changeIt’s hard to convince people of something they never experienced, especially when retards keep using flawed or flat out wrong arguments which further confuses them about how quickplay worked
>>542159727how do we win over reddit then?reddit is a majority of the tf2 fanbase like it or not, and the majortiy of the tf2 fanbase also happens to be too retarded to realize what's going on with the game.I think valve sees tf2 as a "kids" game and has taken to ignoring all the serious feedback they get, because the game isn't for adults, it's for kids spending their parents' money on the steam market
>>542156145Crackpot theory: Source 2 port is coming and they preemptively asked TF2 classic devs to change their mod's name in order not to cause any confusion regarding the source 1 version of TF2 and the mod
>>542160442There's no need to ignite your sparks first on reddit, i'd even say it's counterproductiveAmerican playerbase is too cucked, and you should try finding support in Eastern Europe
YOU don't need more.
>>542161664B-b-but, how am I supposed to play Solly without the Gunboats??? Medic without the crossbow???
>>542161337>source 2 portthat'd be awful
>Updated the TF2 logo for no reason>Added all the SFMs to the store page for no reasonChat is Valve planning something???
>>542161968Realistically it'd be bad but I'd take a shitty port for a few years if it meant TF2 got focus again.
How about uhhh…implementing the Team Comtress fixes?
>>542162352How about NO. I'm going back to bed. Wake me up when you get pink cookies from the store.
>>542162352would the kids who just wanna buy the latest hats notice?everything suddenly makes sense if tf2 is now being ran with the same mindset as like, roblox or some other crap mobile game with no regard for quality whatsoever
>>542161869Mann up little bitch
>Mann up little bitch
>>542162551But Eric it’s only noon. This is your fifth nap already today…shouldn’t you maybe fix Casual? They’re saying it’s unplayable…
windows 7 bros itsover update fucked everything, cant download shit
https://x.com/Zesty_Jesus/status/1976646875601424703>Zesty says welder Engineer "doesn't look like Engineer anymore">even though Engineer already has a welder's mask for 15 yearslil nigga ZJ... this item wasn't the problem with this update
>>542163435He probably meant in the sense that items that completely cover or replace a mercs head remove all of their character (except for Pyro), like the Blast Defense, it’s no longer Demo, just a dude wearing a helmetHot Rod still shows Engi’s face and only goes down when he’s hauling buildings
>>542163435how do you get THIS flexible?
Gorge Event has to be the most boring halloween map ever.
>>542164991sinshine calling
>>542164991>>542165070Doing both of them as fast as i can so that i'll never touch them again until next year
>>542164991>better version of the original mapnah it's great
>>542164395Isn't Zesty okay with Soldier's gas mask? That's basically a Pyro cosplay item.
>>542164972stretches
>>542163435>>542166087sex
https://youtube.com/shorts/0pjLzoNC-uc?si=LTfR_Mw_MNBCTYfe
>>542166087he cannot tell the difference between them its actually a really serious issue
Update tonight?
>>542165714I wasn't comparing it to normal maps but to the overall halloween maps in term of stuff to do and fun to have.
Finna make the next thread
>>542167441no one cares
>>542167527Shup up
>>542167441Excited
One guy I know’s mvm map may make it in if lucky
do you think we'll get a robo case 2 or an autumn case to go along with the mvm update or just a few missions
happy birthday to tf2 and my little pony friendship is magic
>>542168520my little merc
>>542167597make me :3
>>542167441>Says this>ends up making another loli threadkys fag
>>542167597>Shupshupo
Why is reddit full of «slop this slop that», I can’t handle this garbage zoomer word anymore please someone do something, whenever I see a cunt typing that I instantly associate it with a redditoor. What are your most hated zoomers buzzwords ? It can be TF2 related.
>>542169383I am not the one who does that, I am going to take a rejected request from the previous thread.
>>542168391It will be a random autumn case. Most people didn’t like the robot boogaloo crate back then. Unless Valve go crazy and gives us a robot crate in February.
>queued for MvM>almost 45 mins had passed It never been so over
>>542169462Mine would be disingenuous, sounds like indianese at this point
>>542169834no one wants to queue up and use their tickets when they know an update is this month anyways
>>542169834Email Eric to hurry his ass up
>>542140163i can see her butt....
>>542167441banned retards don't get to make threads.
>>542170196I'm not banned though..
>>542169462"Media literacy". for some reason it gives morons enough confidence to parade their viewpoints on any given thing as gospel
>>542170332https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/540914294/#541135405
>>542170585How do you know that's me?
>>542170746Gee, I wonderhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Finna%20make%20the%20next%20thread/
The strongest pedo in history (demofloyd) vs the strongest pedo of today (shupo poster)
>>542170840Some of those aren't me.
>>542170967who wins?
>>542170990okay retard
>>542171097Bit mean.
>>542171008floydposter does since he goes after real kids
>>542171008We all know demofloyd won.
Reminder to not use any thread posted before 750.
I'm sure the next OP will be good
Do actual girls play TF2?
>>542171717yeah, me
Do you need the definitive proof that this Scream Fortress is shit?It was released at the very moment when I was taking a shit in the toilet.
>>542171717your mom does while I fuck her
>>542171780>>542171780>>542171780GOTTAM
>>542171842FUCK YOU
>>542171842thanks pally
>>542171384>>542171269true
Soon™
>>542161664>*distant owl coos*
