18th Birthday Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2025 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>542041876
dogshit update, at least the old kino is enjoyable for free
>>542171780Early thread faggot
3 NIGASON CART
BIRTHDAY CONGA
>>542171780kino OP
>>542172017>>542171884No one wanted whatever garbage meme shit you were going to shove in the OP.Bet you didn't even know it's TF2's 18th birthday today.
>>542171780What kind of moron wears a party hat on top of another hat?
>>542171780Where's my lewd OP, I can't jerk off and talk about the game without it
>>542172201Tarnish notte my towering pillar of party hats
>>542172017Calm down floydnigger, it's not even anime what are you so angry about?
FOOLFIND THE GARGOYLE
>First match is the arena map bugged to never endVery epic volvo
Happy birthday TF2
I just unboxed the Fused Plates, any good loadouts for it yet?
>>542172324There's like 15 pixels of Ms Pauling in the corner, use that
I wished Halloween Spells would've come back, or atleast be an contract reward, cmon man
>>542172647Sell it and make a better loadout from it
another day, another shit updateand the MvM update might not even be realit's over
>>542171780Looking at this OP I actually realized something. The seventh comic issue.>the scout was the players>miss pauling was the gameThe only way for TF2 players to achieve sex is to let go of the game. JFC Valve.
>>542173259have faith shupobwo
>>542173259Please I beg you, stop using unrelated chink drawings.I’m begging you, post these in Gacha generals you will be well welcomed. It feels so out of place in /tf2g/.What joy do you genuinely have posting these ? Are you aroused whenever you post on this thread ? Is it a normal behavior to have on an American first person shooter game with actually no playable woman in it ?
>>542172179It was literally requested in the previous thread before this.
>>542173929You samefagging doesn't count and the birthday is more important
>>542172362I am not the floyd poster and i'm mad that someone went and made an early thread when I was already going to make one.
are nametag suggestion still allow or do they have a fit still?
>>542173259THE MVM UPDATE WILL BE EPIC AND WE WILL GET NEW AUSSIES AND IT WILL ALSO BE EPIC!!!
>>542174070The Floyd poster actually suits TF2 dark humor
>>542174034I wasn't the one who posted it.
>>542173259Please I beg you keep posting shupo, it feels right at home in tf2g.
>>542173259it's not over till it's over, mvm update will include war paints trust the plan>>542173916do you complain like this when the bear tranny posts? sybau
>>542172125>no anime OPif only the update was as good as this OP.
i dont conga.
>>542174234>the bear trannywhat
>>542174234Stop acting like a woman and man up. You won’t spawn ovaries in your body after typing Shupo for the fourth time in a row in a Team Fortress 2 thread.
>>542174429lurk moar
>>542174234the avatarfag? people ignore him because he only says the same three lines. One cannot ignore when the thread is literally off topic imagery spammed.
>>542173916I'm convinced this guy is a manchild freak talking like a baby to get hard at this pointDon't understand how you can find this shit funny unless you're extremely autisticJust don't bother with /tf2g/ any more. There's no show to talk about in the first place, and, with the manchildren currently tearing away at this general's corpse and the jannies blatantly allowing that and/or being one of them, it all just makes this general completely and utterly worthless. Don't waste your energy reporting them, or trying to post normally. It won't work, and it hasn't worked for the past three months.Leave this place and don't ever look back. Don't even come in these threads any more. Eventually, even the manchildren will tire of doing the same awful posts every single day without response. Just let /tf2g/ die.
>>542174508ohhhh that paper cutout characteri don't even log that thing as a bear
Shupo Shupo Shupo Shupo Shupo *wins round*
>>542174539classic pasta
Lost all my progress on double cross because the game had to update and now I have to play capture the flag for even longer.
I'm going to put a shock collar around my dog that automatically activates wheneve I die so I have am incentivized to play better
>>542174539>no show to talk aboutTF2 is a show? nice AI generated crying
floyd melty lmao
>"Did Zesty win yet?" poster stopped using Teri pictures the moment people started pairing Teri with Zesty himselfZesty won
>>542174817The Floyd poster is legit the funniest thing that happened since a couple of years in tf2gIt’s not even racist or anything, just plain old TF2 humor newfags can’t comprehend
literally me
>no one wants to do contracts with mesigh. the road to chicken kiev is a lonely one
>>542175091He won bigly and peoples attempt at copying him have fell flat
>>542175121Try getting archimedes the undying. 3 halloweens. 100 transmutes.
how many workshop items have (You) voted on?
/tf2g/ had fallen...
>>542175254Why did (You) upvote that terrible scout set? Why did (You) upvote those trader bait unusual effects?
>>542175190I’m going to name my soon to be born Mastiff puppy DemofloydHe will be forever in my heart
>>542175254why bother, emporium gets to choose what gets in-game or not
>>542175543thats cute bro, post pup when u get em
>>542175254>he thinks vooting does anything
>>542175559Wasn’t the emporium discord closed last year ? Some drama happened and people reported it unless I’m mistaken.
>>542175751I'm in it right now.
>>542175254eeew you voted for the cosmetic that makes all of sniper brown and grey
>>542175254>vote no thanks/not interested on every item I see in my voting queue>some of these items still make it to the gameStarting to think that there's something fishy going on behind the scenes...
>>542175916Emporium has been proven to spam votes on shit to get in lol
Did Zesty win yet?
>>542175751Just because they closed the discord to the public acknowledge doesn't mean they can open up an more privated one :)
>>542176403redditors still despise him, so I guess not
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>542177729*throws sandvich*
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3557317225I think Heavy should have a hammer and sickle like this. The hammer (Mouse 1) would deal very high knockback, while the sickle (Mouse 2) would deal negative knockback, hooking players in towards you. The main gimmick of this weapon would be that it also works on teammates, minus any damage dealt, for the purpose of repositioning them.
>>542177434thats winning...
>>542177964roadhog is cancer why are we doing overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
I'm suddenly really good at Scout.Like 7 of these were the Stock Pistol.
>>542177964Sex*sniff*Sex
Bros...
youre late
Alright lads, starting the grind, this year will be the year I leave Contract Hell, I can feel itWish me luck
>>542178665the MvM update... but all we got is MyM 2
>Updated sd_marshlands>sd_Oh shit we got another special delivery map???
>https://www.teamfortress.com/?tab=updatesWHAT ABOUT THE MATCHMAKING PENALTY???
>>542179027kinda but you need to hold the intel for 3 minutes instead of taking it to a rocket
born to grind contractsforced to work this gay ass assisted living job babysitting old people
>>542171780alveedaze!!!
Is this Amogus?
>>542178634proud of you
Got votekicked for calling some faggot a tranny.
Good.
>>542180187The emporium aka tf2g sends its regards >>542180304hehe so true sister
He's so perfect bros
>>542174735TF2, but every time you die, you have to stop eating for 1 minute
>>542180369Kill yourself, faggot.
>>542180585WOAH dude, where did that came from?
>>542180369Stay alive, king.
I got the unicorn hat. How do I do the voiceclips?
>>542180885you kill people to get a chance for it to activate the lines
happy 18th
>>542180187see i don't have this problem. i just get to enjoy tf2, the best game ever made, without screeching like youi recommend it
>enemy soldier take the invisibility spell>walks right into your face>fires a crit rocket, and you instantly dieRealistically, what's the counterplay?
>>542181589The book went to the trash lmao
>>542181589sign anon still continues to win bigly
>>542180787Thanks bro
>>542180585Floydtard calm down
>Updated arena_afterlife>*Fixed the bug that caused the round to never endWe had finally had deathmatch with fast respawn as a game mode and you faggots blew it
>>542181641just fire your gun randomly like on your way to the point or whatever you go lets see if we can gacha pull a dead spy and sometimes it works turn the volume up so you can hear barpo invisium
Too many fucking maps in this game. Struggling to find matches just to complete a contract.
Full version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT6k4v3ZMRwAdded the stuff I unboxed today to the loot pile.
>>54218214612
>>542182635YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542172379>For someone who's only lived one lifetime, you're pretty good at this!i love him so much
>>542182880Hits today were so much better.
>>542177964er... i can see her balls.....
>2/3 pumpkins so far have been dupesplease gaben, stopI don't even have that many halloween items
>>542184537im saving all of mine until ive finished the contractsmight wait until halloween too
I'm saving mine till marriage
>>542185093i'll wreck your little bussy and you'll like it, I bet you're a medic main so I know you'll like it
>tf2 birthday>nothing>[Magical Mercenary] birthday>720 anons on cytube
im celebrating mlpfims birthday by playing the official mlpfim video game, team fortress two
>>542187981are you playing on ctf_applejack?
>>542179814(>///<)0><0
OMG guys why did valve add this slop hat that covers engis whole face I literally can not tell which merc or team he is because of the different colored pants
>>542189731>whining about eceleb not liking your hats
>>542189731t. seething workslopper
>>542190901no shit, sherlockthey have to cry about zesty here anonymously cause they'd get ratioed to death
>player destruction>player destruction>koth>player destruction>koth>koth>koth>player destruction>koth>player destruction>player destruction>player destr-hey guys i remember why i stopped playing scream fortress a few years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfG3F-jaNpU
lol
>>542191620Player destruction are so easy to do contracts on though.
>>542192917i just hate player destruction. its an objectively shit mode.
>sinshine contract
>>542191991>workshopper gives the pyro's helmet to the sniper for shits and giggles>valve blindly copypastes these changes without any care
>>542186554Nah I’m a Sniper main so we can switch mid way
>Arena contractsWhy this shitheap of gamemode still exists?
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Saxton_Hale_MaskWtf!!! New players will think you can play as hale now on every map all year roundWhy did the emporium mafia force valve to kill the art style like this?
>>542189731>>542193610Media literacy is at an all time low
>>542193110>erebus contract
>>542193110>>542196219>Harvest Event contract with natascha and 6 stack steam frens
>>542194392it's not "media literacy" it's "i'm going out of my way to strawman this guy because i hate his guts"
>>542189731>>542191991what fucking class is this???
>>542193110remind me why sinshine sucks when sunshine's a good map
>Rebuild two dog shit haloween cosmetics>Get the dark age defenderLet's fucking gooo
>>542182635Wait, is it going to be the M2 only?
>>542199163>when sunshine's a good maphahaha
>>542171780this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
>>542199571Yes, no stand and spam.
Do you guys think that Valve gives out pink cookies on Halloween
>>542201675You do realize that the balls delete each other, right?
>>542202109I think they give out orange cookies on halloween
>>542202295what are those like
>>542193110>graveyard contract
Playing the contracks this year with my wife is so great now that we can do them in any order, hope you and your friends are enjoying scream fortress tf2g
>>542206831Based best poster is back.
>>542206831post wife
>>542207134worst*
My wife shallow god... gone
>>542207134I refuse>>542207229That's weird anon, post your mom tho
>>542207286Shup up
>>542207424Shup? You mean like shupo? You're right that is the real best poster
>>542207479Worst*
>>542207546truke
>>542207479trvke
>>542207479nvclear trvky nvky
>>542207134>>542207349we all know who the real best poster is
>>542207479holy fuarking trukey nukey
>>542174206Someone enlighten a newfag with the demofloyd lore please. I only joined tf2 2 years ago and found this board 3 months back. Also happy birthday tf2!
>>542207546>>542208003this is an anime god general, and even demofloyd knows that
>>542208003our local schizo, best to just ignore him
>>542208003tl;dr a pedo who avatarfags as a dead nigger showed up and has had a meltdown every day for the past year that people he doesn't like post here but also refuses to leave
>>542208003I joined /tf2g/ recently too, I checked the archives and in the summer of last year he made multiple threads with this image until people stopped using them and became the general boogey man and won.
>>542207479LMAOliterally this
>>542208003If someone talks bad about demofloyd it's probably the actual schizoid who got mind broken by him
>>542208232He's not a pedo, he's the least degenerate poster here.
>>542208351(You)
>>542208350^
>>542208412That wasn't him, imagine screenshotting every group of posts you don't like and claiming it's some le heckin boogey man.
>>542208003schizopedo who is here 24/7 he doesn't even play the game mind you
>>542208519>That wasn't himLMAO
>>542208542How do you know?
>>542208412>>542208604oh no no no floydsisters it's not looking good
>>542208604Considering that faggot isn't the real demofloyd poster it just proves this guys post that someone wastes time trying to make him look bad retard
>tf2>goodlmao
>>542208650>>542208604>>542208412
Is it true that the real demofloyd poster hasn't been on here for months?
>>542208670It's always deflection with you guys>oh that wasn't the REAL floydposterMeanwhile the floydautist has been pretending to be him for a year straight, he IS the floydposter
>>542208838Who is you guys, it's just what is reality. The real poster mind broke some guy here and to this day he still thinks about him. It's a one sided obsession.
>>542208949Isn't it crazy that someone would falseflag so hard that they would make them look like a pedophile?
>>542208949>the supposed real version leaves>take his place, pick up his exact mannerisms and images for a year straightAt that point you are the floydposter, stop trying to pretend it excuses all of your pedoposting and scat porn tantrums because "oh actually the real guy left a year ago that means I can do no wrong :)"Fuck off already
>>542209084Dude, see what i mean>>542209080it happens in other generals all the time.
>>542192917Not when your team have a bunch of low iq baboons.
>>542209084Oh yeah, you claim he was a scat poster too yet there is no proof he was the one doing that.
>>542208838>>542209084double trvke, we hate all floydposters it doesn't matter if you're not le original
>>542209209>there is no proof he was the one doing that.You missed his many tantrums where he admitted to it and was IP wipedhttps://files.catbox.moe/j22ics.png
>>542209209The fact that they keep track of all this nuclear truke alone is sad, but the lengths they go to shit up this general by caring about some guy posting a shitty meme is commendable
>>542209383yikes
>>542209383Falseflag, that isn't him.
>>542209383i love how this just proves its not really him, thanks man
>>542209383wtf
>>542209517That was right after he got banned... he came back on his phone just to do that, yes that's him (you)
>>542209407I know right? and it just so happens to be the funniest TF2 related meme ever posted on /tf2g/.
>>542209649It's great, it's the gift that keeps on giving to this day
>>542209649The especially funny part is when it all gets nuked and the poster has a meltdown, it's the best
The demofloyd poster is by far the best thing to ever happen to this general.
I love team fortress 2, I shall buy a new unusual hat tomorrow ( non emporium hat and effect only ).
Anyway happy birthday tf2
>>542210080Best game that has ever been created!
>>542209897Unironically, thank you for existing
Why do people say that the demofloyd poster has never played TF2? why would he be here then?
>>542210265It's just cope by our resident schizo, any time the meme gets posted or the poster gets attention he does his jig and dance and swears he doesn't play tf2.>>542210219
steam friends
Happy B-day, TF2. Greatest written game and comic 'til this day.
>>542210265He comes here to troll and has admitted as such, he's literally never talked about the game or posted gameplay
>>542210891Why does Jeremy look like Jerma985?
>>542210943>he's literally never talked about the gameIncorrect, he just did right here. >>542210074
>>542210782nigga I'll add you if we do contracts together
>>542211139A facetious nothingburger of a post that simply mentions the game and a non specific game-related action he might do. That's the most he can do to pretend to be on topic.
>>542208003Okay so demofloyd would spam the general with demofloyd edits and make OPs with demofloyd and everyone got tired of him and told him to fuck off. He started spamming even more to get back at the general although there appears to be multiple of them now. It’s actually possible the original left along time ago and it’s just new people. The demofloyd I knew would always spam specific images and I hardly see those anymore. These days it’s seems more like an autistic ritualistic cargo cult thing where someone post anime and then someone else will complain about anime and then someone accuses them of samefagging (as seen here >>542208604)
>>542211139He also mentioned doing the contracts out of order which was in the latest update. It's just cope from the schizo mate.
>>542211381factval trvke bomb
>>542211381Not even non manchild is a member of some heckin demofloyd legion.
i am fed up with tf2. the fuckpuppet was so right about it being dead
>>542211568The general is only alive when the demofloyd poster is here or the only other good poster (Based Viva) is here.
A man cannot like a silly tf2 meme...
trying to make a loadout that works with dread knot, here's hipster heavy lolthoughts?
>>542212024use the Apparatchik's Apparel instead
>>542212024He looks like that SJW trigglypuff.
>>542210891Still chuckle at how much it mogs the overwatch comic
>>542211498Yeah i don't like anime!! *Puts on the guy fawkes mask that looks suspiciously like demofloyd tf2* (it's Halloween restricted )
Can I get a fucking game of Devilcross for my pumpkin god damn it
How are your haunted's coming along fellas? I'm only one more item off to finishing the whole idiot box set
>>542212024>>542212273lol
>>542213296>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS WORKSHOP>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS WORKSHOP
You can only get 1 all class taunt, which would it be?
>>542212357It’s so badly composed. That lump of brown people in the corner that all look alike. The gorilla right in front of them. The entire left side looks empty. Everyone is supposed to be looking at the viewer but they just look bored or dead eyed.
>>542213142How did you do that so quickly?I'm so terrible at this game bros
Fix this.
>>542214807It doesn't need to be.
>>542214807no needin fact, i'd argue all the miniguns are good
>>542214910Slow still is fucked.
>>542214807only scouts and demoknights see any problem with this weapon
>>542215059Nah, tomislav is way too good and brass beast suck dick unless you want cosplay as sentry on last.Natascha is great when it have a good team to follow up on slows.
>>542214807>t. scout
>>542215846oh my goodness...is that...s...s...skaaaaaahahhh...hahhhh...
would the game be objectively better if this was removed
>>542216167no i like tonk tink tonk right click beep beep loud killsound as i detonate a sentry nest, its engineer and an innocent bystander
>>542213723It's probably last new thing that was good
>>542212357>>542213728for me its just how plainly both images portray their respective game>tf2 - you, the player, were always an integral part of the game's design. your enjoyment was arguably the most important part of every decision>overwatch - tries to force a bunch of literal who unimportant niggers on you with zero care for what you actually want or think.
Gabe gifted me an unusual cock topper with new effect. Thanks, Gabe!I had to pay him a lot though.
>>542213723https://youtube.com/watch?v=KiwV8zBXa_w
>>542213723a bitch slap that deals 1 damage
>>542217634holy kino
>>542213723middle finger
>>542217634>>542218117>>542218697I believe he meant one that was in the game
>>542218724schadenfreude
do you think tf2 will smoke now that its 18 and can legally purchase cigarettes
>>542218763more likely to vape, yucky!
>>542218724
I’m not an emporium shill, but I’ve had enough of redditurds calling everything a Fortnite item or a slop slopa, TF2 was the first shooter game with promotional items, crossovers and whatever. These newfags cunts think it’s a Fortnite thing, the new generation of TF2 players’ IQ is abysmally lower than the pre-Über update players, it’s insane.I’ve noticed that most of the recently added workshop items are made by newfags too kek, all the old items makers stopped working for the game because of this turd of a community, SVDL is a prime example, I used to love his work a while ago, and I’m glad they at least added something from him.
>>542220526I watched a friend play Fortnite recently and watched him use an emote that pulls out a little car and lets him drive around slowly. I said that's literally ripped from TF2. Crazy how retards now would look at this and say "that's a Fortnite emote!" and not vice versa when Fortnite ripped it off.
>>542220859It’s deeply saddening, if you mention them Balloon Race or CTF_Convoy they will have a melty.
>>542220526>I'm not an emporium shill but I am crafting a response to each of Zesty's talking points and insulting the people who agree with him>who am I? well, you just have to trust I'm not an emporium shillIn case you're not just shilling it's difficult to respond to the stupidity of your actual point but I'll try. TF2 crossover items were added at first because it was literally promotional, they didn't just do it for the sake of it. The rest of the items from the past were generally a lot more reserved, countless people have described this already, there wasn't a gigantic banana hat or a plastic tank on top of the soldier's head, I shouldn't have to babytalk you by explaining that. But it's important to note that non-promotional hats used to be EQUALLY obtainable, there wasn't a graded cosmetic system that incentivized people to make tacky shit because "it'll be rare, not everyone will have this banana hat!"Also it absolutely doesn't matter how new workshoppers are to the game. It matters what they pump out. There are "old guard workshoppers" who still make trash
Is TF2 a top or bottom game
>>542211568God I wanna fuck that rabbit.Like a lot.
>>542221630honey as the bottom and me as the top
>>542221535why does she have a brake pad on her desk?
>>542221630Top except for medic and pyro players
>>542221260balloon race and convoy are not official content>>542221665holy fuck yes i agree
Convoy is kinda fun until you get a sniper and you realize he can see 90% of the mapThey need to buff the lower area of the train so you can get across more easily using it
I've gotten some pretty trash drops and item rebuilds.But if I can get the Hundkopf it'll all be worth it.Not even to trade, I just want it.
>>542221260>if you mention them Balloon Race or CTF_Convoy they will have a melty.Hell, look at the meltdown that happened over Vscript Prop Hunt. Even though TF2's Prop Hunt mode was one of the originals AND Valve officially supported it you had retarded children screaming "AAA IT'S GMOD AAA IT'S FORTNITE!!!"
>>542221415You sound like a pretentious reddit newfag. I didn’t even talk about the new garbage case system and yet you are using it as a retarded red hearing fallacy. New items makers will essentially pump out shit at first, you will not change my mind regarding this matter, since it’s simply logical that a beginner won’t have the proficiency of a more experimented, and now gone, 3D modeler.
>>542211712I miss our bagboy bros. Where is he?
>>542221720And ? About half of the players, or more, were on community servers you fool, it was just a plain and basic server browser with no matchmaking. You can easily spot a newfag in this thread duh.
>>542221937I really miss the,real,old TF2 bro.
>>542222428Me too brother, me too
>>542222307i accept your concession that community content should have stayed as community content. sex with bloopander
How come this general never talks about b4nny? You always see zesty or the pink puppet or even he who shouldn’t be named, but never b4nny despite him playing tf2 all the time
>>542222956b4nny used to be a staple of this general before the nufags showed up
did they fix cowerhouse being full black
>>542222956He's washed up.
Kill pyros. Dont go to pyro birthdays. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>542223173Fuck pyros. Fuck pyros for their birthday. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
Where can I find the elusive tf2g Steam group and what do I have to do to be allowed in?
>>542223298this butt this
>>542223324>Where can I find the elusive tf2g Steam group In the OP>and what do I have to do to be allowed in?Have enough literacy to find it in the OP, that's it
>>542222956bloopander took 140! lit as fuck! just get your cock in there!!!! USE, USE, USE!
>>542223298this butt shupos
didnt get the jobloadouts for this feel
>>542223590Beggar's bazooka
>40 Halloween packages down>Still haven't gotten the item I need
>>542223590Helmet without a Home
>>542223173>>542223298These but Soldier
>>542223590Anything with Demoman (alcoholism)
now that the dust has settled: why didn't demo get the disco elysium set when he's the alcoholic?
go to job fairthe only people hiring are assisted living and insurance companiesmaps for this feel?
>>542223985troons don't really play demoman
>>542224031achievement_idle
>>542224403FUCK
>>542223685What do you need anon?
>>542212024>Is that Sandvich gluten-free?
Paint autism help, is this loadout better with>Shortness of Breath (the mask) painted with Zepheniah's GreedOr>The Head Hedge (hat) painted with Indubitably Green?
i keep getting dupes from halloween packagesthis is probably the last year i'm doing all the contracts
>>542227591Zephaniah's is more realistic, but Indubitably would match better with TF2's cartoony leaves on maps like Borneo
>>542227591(Third cosmetic is the Flakcatcher btw.)>>542227674Yeah, I think I'll go with the second one since I really like how the leaves on the helmet pop out with that shade of green.
>>542226335Medimedes. I have every other bird head not counting the new pyro one. I've gotten three(3!) Mann-Bird of Aberdeens this year though.
>>542223985Demoman dngaf about any ideologies beyond demolition, he wouldn't care about the political platitudes in Disco Elysium. Trying to dress him up like some modern-day philosopher would stretch his character too far.
is it impossible to complete the afterlife contract? the match seems to never end
any Linux TF2 Players here? How does your performance compare to Windows? is it playable, stability, etc.?
>>542229780I think it's still fucked because I had the same issue too.
>>542230935I used up all my stars unlocking the Afterlife contract and I don't feel like doing the bonus objectives on the contracts I've already completed so I guess I'll just have to wait for Eric to fix it...
>>542229497Smelly librarian sexo
>>542222269Cashiers do the bagging themselves I'm still here. I'm just busy with life, is all. Sometimes, life is more important than Team Fortress 2 and kicking shitters from my team for bottom scoring, using gimmick loadouts, and having a 1:19 KDR>>542224031The former pays out fairly well, at least. Some income is better than no income. Go make that money
>>542229780>>542231189the problem with afterlife is that its deathmatch where>1. players can revive themselves>2. the point wont unlock with enough players alivethese together make it nearly impossible for a high population server to actually end the round, you could try staying in hell and killing other people so they cant escape. but that'll probably just make you die again and let them revive.if you can get a low population server then you can slowly trudge your way through the 70 souls you need.why 70? lolmao on the survive 500 damage sub objective, only expect to get that done if your server is whittled down to 2-4 people and you can convince the other team to cheese it with you.
>>542210080we love TF2
guys wtf i thought zesty was based, why is he defending the troons? who cucked him? he never stopped us from making fun of trannies before, why is he starting now? what happened to you, zesty?
>>542233561BASED ALLY?!
>>542233561Speaking of dotflare, some adjustments to the dyke hair are being made atm
>>542234195he can't adjust his receding male hairline though
>>542233561>Reisen appreciatorTouhou brothers... people used to think we're just fans of a Japanese shoot 'em up game based on Asian multiculturalism... but now... people are finally figuring out that the Touhou community is actually a hive full of chudcels...
>>542234195Looks like a tree stump aka like shit
>>542235281Well that's one half, anyway. The other are heckin gay transbians. It's like TF2 itself.
do you guys collect the halloween packages or do you open them up as you go?
>>542235797I'm too impatient to save em
>>542235470anon i hate to break it to you, but thats every long running online fanbase.fanbases that persist for 10+ years are driven by autism.with autism, you get one of two extremes:groomed, a xenderqueer demiwhatever blah blah blah.or someone actually awake, sees all the bullshit for what it is and hates the former
>>542236010sad to see that zesty has become the former now
>>542235281I miss when noone in the west knew what Touhou was outside of a bunch of faggots on imageboards or BBS forums. Now it's more or less suicidal to associate yourself with it because 99% of people who do are tertiaries who discovered the series through fumo spam on Twitter.
More like Cream Fartress.
D'ARGHHH THERE'S A MAGGOT EATING MY BRAIN
>>542233561They'll lay off me now! They won't break my research rocks!
>>542236836https://youtu.be/4-6JHKd6Grk
If they're not going to overhaul casual mode they should let you be able to complete contracts outside of valve servers. I don't think anyone really cares that much if people cheat items that are untradeable or not even worth a dollar
>>542235281no you faggot its full of underages who don't play the games and post unfunny leddit induced shit like fumos n shiet
>>542222956>>542222986We post him on /drg/ now
happy 18th you poor thing.
w-what class is this, wtf why did the worksloppers cover his whole head
>>542238409THAT DEMO'S A BLOODY SPY
>>542238409>w-what class is thisDemoknight>why did the worksloppers cover his whole headBecause they are troons who can't even stand their own reflection in the mirror
I'm trying to play the game and I swear to god the moment I purchased the mercenary operation I started getting thrown into teams that cannot win or play well at all, I'm so fucking mad
>>542239213Oh my fucking god I can't make this shit up>join a dustbowl game in progress>3 seconds in we lost the first point>get to the fight>die>get autobalanced into enemy team despite trying to do the defense contract
>>542239460>not know about "retry" command
just died to someone wearing this cosmetic because I thought they were a ghost npc that only scares you, but NOPE it was a real human player... how is this allowed??
>>542202261Yep, and you have 3 shots before you run out. It's going to be a metal management duel.
Which one did it better?
Eric Smith, you little fucker.You made a shit of piece with your trash Scream Fortress. It’s fucking bad, this trash update. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucker.
>>542246516what class is that? pyro?
>see this loadout >head covered. idk who this could be, Is this pyro? *switch to shotgun so he won't reflect>nope, it's heavy and I'm dead Fuck valve and the workshoppers they killed me!!!
>>542246543>you little fuckerHe’s fat nigger, get it right at least. 9 whole cosmetics from just one guy, Eric should be fired so we would actually get a Competent dev for tf2. I know people like to joke about him and his pink cookies but but holy shit this guy sucks ass at the only thing he does.
>>542247390Nah.
>>542247182I thought they added backstabbing to heavy when a spy was wearing this cosmetic and stabbed me
>>542247390>adds 9 underbaked cosmetics from the same workshopper>inadvertently causes another drama in team fortress 2 communityHe knows what he's doing. He's eating pink cookies right now, logged into his super secret xitter account, scrolling through the feed and watching the chaos unfold, enjoying the life.
>>542246543hehhow much are you willing to bet that if TBoI had their promotion with TF2 in current times, the pile of shit hat would've been added in
>emporium unironically butthurt that zesty shat on optimus prime head lol*install no-hats-bgum*lmao
>makes up a scenario in his head>laughs at it
>>542250973yES
>>542223298>>542229497>>542235281
Holy emporium melty
>>542250827https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2221994585>optimus prime head creators: bonk nickeltoon and extra ramhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2228308870>ghost head: neodement https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3039402867>leatherface: be nice 2 meyeppers, I got a gut feeling these people aren't too happy about the z-mans criticism and would be the type to shitpost against him
>>542252137do you think anyone itt knows names of (You)r pedocord frenemies? shitty hats are made by emporium troons, no exceptions
I miss when the emporium had an nsfw channel, it introduced me to fempyro
>>542216167>always thought there was a little skill involved with timing your right clicks when using it as an offensive weapon, so I shouldn't get too mad from dying to it>finally found out you can just hold right click and they'll auto detonate as soon as they are primedDemo with this thing & 6 shot grenade launcher and exploding rollers must have been a fucking nightmare to deal with
>it's time to do zombie infection contracts(extremely loud slowed-down soldier death scream)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3584489496>Mythbusters bearded guy Engineer cosmeticIt actually looks okay but the reference is very stale at this point.
>>542252598bruh
>>542253312Thats easy, arena contracts are god awful because not only it takes forever but also have fuck all players.Matches are even more lopsided than usual pubs.
>>542254551Playing Quickfix Medic is a secret cheatcode to make Arena go by quickly.
>>542237684why are you talking about b4nny in the Danganronpa general
I don't get why people want more cosmetics ? there is plenty in game already it's so retarded>Eric adds new hats >people complain they already have said same hats>people still ask for new hats Tf2 has more hats than the Jerry's Hat museum in Illinois, what more can you fucking ask for and still have original ideas, I don't get itI'm just glad all my classes have at least one cool loadout, haven't replaced them in years
>>542255185b4nny is drg culture
>>542255426I think TF2 players IQ is below average.
>>542255426I don't want more hatsI don't want more mapsI don't want more game modesI don't want more weaponsI want balance and gameplay bug fixes
>>542256260Emporium says:You'll get more hatsYou'll get more mapsYou'll get more game modesYou will not get more weaponsYou will not get balance and gameplay bug fixes
>>542256260I want the black puddingI want the hasbrown I want the beans & toastI want the sausageI don't want the frog
>>542256849I want two number 9sI want a number 9 largeI want a number 6 with extra dipI want a number 7I want two number 45s, one with cheeseI want a large sodaI don't want to share
>>542256452The emporium has so much power, they could easily stop promoting stuff and go on strike to push for balance changes and fixes since they have the means to. They would rather sit comfortably getting their slop in constantly
>I want game updates with no new gameplayAy Jimmy, get me a nothing
>>542255426>what more can you fucking ask for and still have original ideas, I don't get itI think Heavy should have the onion knight armor from Dark Souls.
funny how zesty was the first guy to actually take slurs.tf for anything other than a joke and try to use it to cancel peoplewhat a massive faggot
>>542259748who did he cancel again?
>>542259949>try
>>542260051who did he try to cancel again?
>>542258810Sorry Timmy, but anyone with a brain would see that TF2 is a already pretty densely packed with content and would prefer balance changes/bug fixes instead of just the usual gimmickburger, with the side of slop.
>>542259748he didn't try to use it to cancel peoplesomeone brought it up and he started laughing at it, saying that the fact that gabber was #4 in Lithuania was hilarious, and then Big Joey, who was in his chat, started to look up random YTbers and saying how many slurs they had said, and zesty was just laughing about it, and eventually stopped playing to go look dane up on the website because basically all of his chat (encouraged by Big Joey) was all talking about it. He never tried to cancel anyone; he was just laughing about it. He even said that SolarLight should just ignore it. But of course he didn't because he has to kowtow to the twitter troons he desperately tries to appease
>>542259748It was more about pointing out solarlight's hypocrisy.
>>542259748funny how shounic was able to ignore it just fine, but solarlight had to kneel and grovel at the troons' feet because he already made his bed with them
Funny how tf2g fucking hated uncletopia for allegedly only playing 3 maps but then don't want more maps
>>542260948>tf2g fucking hated uncletopia for allegedly only playing 3 mapsI fucking hate Uncletopia for no reason anon. Get your info checked.
>>542260948i want more maps. but i want good maps, not reskins and/or gimmicky garbagealso, /tf2g/ is not one person
>>542260559Because shounic didn’t go on a campaign to get zesty deplatformed for saying nigga
>>542260948One doesn’t exclude the otherOne can be annoyed at Uncletopia always playing Badwater and Upward but also acknowledge that there are too many maps in the rotation now
>>542261721sex (why did you delete it)
I love queuing for single maps because of the shitty contract system!!!!!!!!
>>542262778banned
>>542262876Jannies are niggers
Calm down b4nny, we're your friends
>done 15 contracts>nothing but dupes>merasmus transmute them>nothing but dupesI'm starting to doubt I will ever complete these two lines..
I AM GOD
>>542260165HAHAHAHAHHAH holy shit true
>>542262876I didn't get banned.
>542264437>ban evades after being banned for spamming off topic
>>542264437sex with this shupo
>server shit itself>back to matchmakingFUCK.
>>542264437How many shupos do you have?
>>542233561babby's first concern trolling
>>542264437Then why delete it? It was a nice pic
>>542263025Jannies are based*
>>542264437there should be shupos in tf2and they should allow you to rape thembut only while playing as soldier.
>>542263025If only the jannies could kill that shitposter
>Jannies are based*
>>542266123this butt heavy
>>542266123Agreed
>>542264634>>542266123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto>>542265843It was a CRINGE pic.
>>542264902I'm not the main shupo poster>>542265843I didn't, the jannies did.
>>542266169>Fake tits
>>542266502sex
>542266502Team Fortress 2 General?
>>542266623You are not funny.
>>542266741funny?
>>542266623What does sex feel like
>>542266991It doesn't matter, you wont have it anyway.
you have not opened a single case, right?you haven't actually given valve any money for this fucking garbage, right?
>>542266169i've seen this pic before, probably a lot but idk where
>>542266991Probably really good if it's not a fatty and you give a damn about your partner
>>542266991It feels really good especially when they stop trying to resist.
>>542266991Sex gets a thumbs up from me. Making love gets two ok hand symbols from mePlaying Team Fortress 2 with the playerbase these days is like the poop emoji
yep this is the tf2 halloween event experienceforced to play on completely dead servers to keep contract progress, for no reason, besides so that i can get a worthless halloween restricted cosmetic that only has a tiny chance to be one that i actually wantgifts used to be fucking TRADABLE at the very least no matter how trash they wereand all of this while greedy sloporium members feast off the young blood and whales that pour money into this gameFUCK YOU TF2 DEV TEAM. YOU STOPPED CREATING UPDATES FOR PLAYERS. you have ignored literal years of veteran players begging, pleading, dumping even more money into the game in hopes that you merely PAY ATTENTION to what you do with this title, but you don't, the only reason the game is still supported is the workshop, the only thing the tf2 team cares about is its relation with workshoppers, PLAYERS on the other hand get to do THIS
>>542266991salty milk and coins
>>542268143Do you have a partner?
>waiting for another person that agreed to play in a group at an exact time to do contracts that's not responding
>>542267121why would you say that
>>542268459/tf2g/ is an online asylum for the mentally sick.
>>542268163oh wait i forgot, i forgot about esportfaggots, the ONLY GROUP of players that the tf2 dev team actually does care about! good thing i often want to watch people with absolutely zero charisma sweat their balls off playing the game instead of doing it myself, oh wait, i NEVER do. the only people who do are limp dick millenials who come home from work too exhausted to play the game themselves and decide to "Tune in!" to this crap while eating their colorful cereal and smoking a bongand yet, and yet, it's the only subset of players that gets THIS kind of treatment! and it's all because it's still about numbers, it's not about the tf2 experience that you have, it's about "le spectator" experiencei've had enough of pretending that i don't hate it
>>542267256only the australium shotty would make me dump more dosh into this game
>>542263825don't worry you'll still have to do the paper bags again if you want to have hale mask
>>542269498sex
>>542269498i'm so fkin lonelyi just want a cute gf to cuddle and hug
every year I'm reminded how shit slasher is the base layout is fine but holyshit the spell spam, mile long underground that is open 24/7, every boss being able to spawn, 6 minutes timers and merasmus yelling constantly just adds up to being an annoying experienceat least it's not ics level of brain frying but still
Is there a scream fortress map that's set in a university campus or am I making that up
>foid finally wakes up so i can force her to do contracks on our day off yipeee yahoo
>>542270991i dont think there is
>out of stars to open contracts with>immediately have to make the most vile dump imaginable
>>542272550What do these two things have in common with eachother
>>542272791it's the emporium's fault!!
>>542272791thatw asnt me i was taking aforementioned big poop but yea there is a shadow government manipulating my need to take a shit in order to make my team fortress 2 contracts grind harder and worse yes
Whoops, forgot to reply>>542268273Do I have a girlfriend? YesDo I have a pocket Heavy bestie? Here and there. My current one is on a Heavy hiatus this month. Likely the subconscious reason why I haven't launched up TF2 in a while>>542270991Fuck that. All these damn old maps getting Halloween reskins. When is it time for Gold Rush to get Halloween-ified? Badwater was cool. I vaguely remember the Upward one. Gimme Gold Rush
>You want order in TF2? Eric must retract the update and quit his job. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
>>542273287No way she's white.
They could've added the cool cultist Medic, but instead we got... mediocre Optimus Prime and mobile game Demoman
>>542273598
>>542273841squid class?? I don't get it
>>542273841emporium slop
>if bloopander was in the room right now, i'd hug himi would FUCK him...
>>542273670My girlfriend? She's black. My pocket Heavy? He's white, I think. I don't mind having a black or Asian or normal pocket Heavy. As long as they're good at Team Fortress 2, that's all that matters to me
>>542274916sybau, his stream is about TF2, not about your dumbass gooner urges, get off this general completely
>>542275168the emporium sisters will not take kindly to this.
>5 min sandcastle matches
>>542271161Livin' the dream
Nearly had a heart attack just now when my contract points went from 100/100 to 0/100 after the game ended. Restarting the game fixed the issue. Fucking hell Valve.
>>542280130sp00ky
>Helltower
>was just now proven this scream fortress first days has been far more profitable than any other post-covid scream fortressesHAHAHAHA hows that boycott going? Don't buy the cases didn't you fucks say
>>542283801Proofs?
>>542269456>bitching about worthless blog promotionlmao
>>542283801No it hasnt lol, also the emporium prioritizing more slop that in the short term makes them a couple pennies but kills the game is insanely short sighted
>this update is the WORST update ever, it's so BAAAD>why? Its just like others for the past 8 years? And the hats and maps are quite tame>SHUUUT UP I BOYCOTT NOW BE ANGRYWhy are grifters so unreasonably bitchy?
My sightline now, Kiwi.
>>542284653valve will only start caring about the game if i keep bitching perpetually! i just need to harass a few more workshop creators and quickplay will come back!
no one from the emporium or workshop even comes here why are you pretending to be the trannies
>>542284956anon...
>valve will only start caring about the game if i keep bitching perpetually! i just need to harass a few more workshop creators and quickplay will come back!
>I lost sleep last night because I was so angry that a Tranformers head got into the game>Other youtubers made fun of me for 2 seconds? These children need to grow up!!(note: actual things he said)
>>542285172I said this
What should I buy with leftover points in the mercenary battle pass? I got all the "limited" rewards first
>>542285172Post your steam account worthless emporium shill we are tired of you getting your toys in the game and gloating about it
>>542285172Note: not an argument
>>542285443https://steamcommunity.com/id/Nixiph
>Zesty: why would anyone want to put money in this game after mym ruined it in 2016!!>also Zesty:
>>542285294sex with nozomi
>>542285868Answer my question!!
>>542286181too busy playing dustbowl to process the text part sorry
Killing you is full time j-AAARRGGHHHNNNNOOoooodaa
>Look at your contract. Do you notice something HORRIFYING? It is not notarized! Merasmus is giving you this prize provisionally, and will see you in court!! AWOOOOOOOOO
The burning you feel? It is ̶s̶h̶a̶m̶e̶ two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.
>tfw there are now more scream fortress maps than regular maps
>>542287254It's okay. 1/4 of them are reskins.
>>542287254are you serious
>>542284956Bro, they literally come here and have meltdowns any time they're mentioned in a negative light (rightfully so)
>>542287927no they dont you guys just like pretending to be the trannies to get yous from the dumber chudswhy would they come here
>>542288254Yet they do come here lmao, any time something with accusatory information gets posted here they brigade this place.
Our boy is evolving every year.
>>542286482>playing dustbowlYou mean spawncamping other teams?
>>542289095how did you know???
>>542289230I was on the enemy team, nigger
>>542288602may i see the accusatory informationi dont see chatlogs or names
>>542289623LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>542180508IRL or in-game?
>>542289715thanks for proving my point
>>542290850nta but try searching neodement in the archives
What's your hit/killsound /tf2g/?Hit: https://voca.ro/1b8h9Tqa1H14Kill: https://voca.ro/18rpTjhiZEVX
>>542291202>killJC's "what a rotten way to die" barely audible in-game lip smack included
>>542283801We fucking lost, FUCK.
>>542182635Yeah, I'm thinking based.
>>542171780*sigh*....
>>542283898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T0ggBdaQak
>>542291202https://gamebanana.com/sounds/64225for as long as I can remember
>>542293086>I'm thinkingno you're not
>>542285654Anon...
>>542291202>>542293578What cringe sounds.
>>542294570shut up faggot
I was in a TF2 server with a guy with this image as his profile pic
>>542291202Hit/Kill: https://gamebanana.com/sounds/49092Class select: https://gamebanana.com/sounds/65379https://gamebanana.com/sounds/50168
So I got these today and I've been wondering, how else are you supposed to get those besides the battle pass? Do they drop randomly, or something, ever?Also, should I open them or not I've heard it's easy to make profit off of them
>>542294721Shup up manchild loser, i am straight.
>>542294952prove it
>>542291202>>542291578>>542293578>>542294828Based sounds
>>542294857they dont drop, you can only purchase them with the pass' currency, which is limitedif you want to profit get jungle jackpot ones to sell them, they will continue to increase in price as time goes on
>>542295192I am only into real and human females.
>>542295626I don't see any proof, faggot.
>>542296194I also don't insert anime toddler sounds into my games, so there's more proof.
>>542295576>if you want to profit get jungle jackpot ones to sell them, they will continue to increase in price as time goes onHow long has it been since that operation came out? 3 years? So throughout 3 years they've only managed to get to not even a key worth of cash?
>>542296625Yeah, you insert gay sounds into your games, faggot.
>>542296194stop poking the pedo or he's going to post CP again
>>542296672>How long has it been since that operation came out? 3 years?Jungle inferno was 8 years ago
>>542297017Well that makes it even worse. When am I supposed to make profits, when I die?
>>542297017
>>542296723I don't.
>>542171780HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA OKTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEERRRRFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
>>542297473you do lmaowhat a faggot
I've done all that today without any friends and I feel like I'm gonna collapse in a sec
>>542298451these aren't halloween maps
>>542299164Fuck the halloween maps, I've done all the bosses and official maps and I'm done, I'm not doing any of that community garbage for some shit ass worthless cosmetics that I can't do anything with and can wear only for 2 weeks every year
>>542299270>I'm not doing any of that community garbage for some shit ass worthless cosmetics
>>542299270how can you have your magical mercenary if you don't eat your erebus
>>542273841>>542273892>>542274627It's actually not slop. One of the only items I've seen that figured out how to do a "transformation" effect. The cthulu face only shows up while you're ubered, otherwise Medic looks normal
>>542297061better than gambling for a one in a million macaw masked pattern
I don't have keys, is there anything I can do with the untradeable Stash Collections?
>>542298020Still better than having anime toddler sounds.
>>542300319SO YOU ARE GAY!
>>542300471Straighter than anime.
>>542294952Stones, glass house, etc
>>542300512female dick up your ass doesn't count, right?
>>542300592lmao what a manchild
Coming back to TF2 in 2024 made me realize how discord-ified and twitter-ified the internet has become. We all live in a big circlejerk designed for zoomers and faggots, and I don't like it.
>>542291156I was saying "thanks for proving my point" at the fact that any time the emporium is brought up negatively here there's always someone having a melty in response or deflecting.
>>542300935Yeah, it's awful
>>542291202inb4 u transition if you haven't already
>>542300261Hello, anyone?
>>542300261>>542301570Delete. Or save them for the future, in case they increase in value and you want to sell your account for money
>>542300261no, you can only keep them and unbox themloot is not very good so I doubt it will ever really gain enough value to be profitable to unbox, you can keep them as a souvenir I guess
>>542300935you played a children's computer game and got upset you were surrounded by kids
>>542302693>a children's computer game
erm
>>542303352That’s for consoles only, no?
17 year olds are zoomers sorry to break it to you sisters
>>542303449No, they rate every platform.
>>542300935You should make an effort to access parts of the internet that are beyond the average user. The quality of discussion and content goes up enormously when you get away from what's indexed on search engines.
>>542303352>>542303338I grew up relatively normally playing Grand Theft Auto III from the age of 4. This shit means nothing.
Where do you guys buy your keys?
>>542304081nowhere i don't spend money on this game
>>542304042Just because you played a game you weren't supposed to doesn't mean you're the target demographic and other people should consider you the target demographic.Same shit when someone says we shouldn't have sprays and decals because kids might play this game. Kids aren't supposed to be here, we're not your damn babysitter.
>>542304042>normalyeah cause you can't get groomed in a single player game
>>542303746You should make an effort to post more masculine reaction images.
>>542304453im boutta pop my uber if you know what i mean
What ever happened to the Kog?
>>542304453Turns out the other poster was right in calling you a faggot.
>>542303746You should post more cunny
>>542304531I am the straightest poster in this entire general.
>>542304785Not after posting that shit you're not.
>>542304761It is not cute nor funny.
>>542304926i didn't talk to you retard fuck off
>>542304926
>>542304361The good old days when the Internet was a novelty, computer games were a niche hobby and nobody took troons seriously...
>>542304504Same thing that happens to everything with a discord, discord drama happened it and it collapsed. I think the owner turned out to be a pedo and there's new people in charge
>>542305018It's not porn, it's just cringe.
>>542305228>It's not pornfool that you are
>>542305016Bit mean.
How do we fix /tf2g/?
>>542305875>>541163909
>>542305875delete 4chan
>>542305875Building a sentry.
>>542305875we post more shupos
>>542306560Gacha is cringe and not cash money.
>>542306560Agreed
>>542306000I kneel.
>>542306560agreed
>>542306663sex with eevee trainer
>>542307106oouh shupussy
finallytf2g is healing....
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=410878423next elite grade
why are shitty shupos a meme here?
>>542307862ERIC, ADD THIS NOW
>>542307906shitty memes for shitty people playing shitty games
shupo shupos for shupo shupo shupos
>>542308395this this this
>>542306663Pokegirls are rightfuly tf2g clay as well
So glad to have met my tf2 wife and not do what you guys are doing on a saturday night...
>>542308814and yet you're sitting here on 4chan complaining right now, go spend time with your "wife"
>>542308928I am, I can make fun of you while doing that silly loser
I'm glad I love my /tf2g/ pals so I don't have to pretend about having a wife
>>542275168his stream is about loving the bloop
>>542308991I bet your "wife" loves that you're on your phone spending all your time worrying about strangers on the Internet :)
>>542309075wholesome trvke
>>542309114we're playing tf2 while i post...>>542309075that's cool!
>>542306663i don't think a single shupoposter actually plays blue archive
>>542309251There are some in previous threads who said they do or have.
>>542275168to be fair, zesty keeps glazing that bloopander guy a lot for whatever reason.
>>542308395>>542308583Y'all are so pathetic
>>542304081the in-game mann co storeeveryone knows fresh keys are luckier
>>542309579Bit mean...
>>542237649>full of underages who don't play the gamesSo just like tf2!
new wacky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6pFp-wtvWY
>Saturday night>Can't find a full match in most of the halloween mapsIs the game dead bros?
Demofloydde
>>542311142tfw no ms pauling's special juice
did the spies discover new facestab technology because it feels like im getting facestabbed a lot
>>542256260It blows my mind that the community has already done a fucking ton of bug fixes and they're just sitting there on github but valve won't implement them in the game because...???
>>542313840For some reason everytime i queue all i get ICS maps.
I figured it out:The floydnigger is the one that spams gore and scatThe floydautist is the smiling merc/sniper poster
>>542317336
>>542317092Treadmill work init
>>542317336which one posts the sexy anime game children
>>542318139Both do, surprisingly! They can't exist without a demon of their own making to fight, like le rock man
>>542317336The real floyd poster gets laid too...
>>542299394not that guydoes he know what?i'm willing to admit i'm retarded and probably don't know somethingwhat is the thing to know?
>>542319901don't tell me you're going to cite that post where he messaged somebody on steam again and call that sex
i dont think anyone would play zi unless a gun was being held to their head that may or may not contain a magical mercenary
>>542317336No proof any of the floyd posters spammed gore and scat.
>>542305875when i first started playing tf2 in 2014, this place was shit, and even though it's still shit, it's less shitty then before
>>542322314there's no fucking way you think this is better than it was in 2014
>>542322402iirc there was little to no tf2 discussion and was more gay chat roleplaying, i spent 3 minutes there before leaving and never looking back for many years
>>542322189the proof is he's a schizoid who documents this place, we must believe whatever citations he posts.
>>542322670>iircyou recall incorrectly and I'm not convinced you even looked at it ever if this is what you think
Roleplaying with bloopander! Playing tf2 with the bloopander puppet on my nose...
>>542322189The proof was literally posted earlier...
>>542322189>""""any""""
>>542320645Riddle me this fatman...What do you get when you complete Halloween and the jungle inferno contracts?
slasher is probably my favorite halloween map.i am not the scout, i am the WIZARD.
Do you guys like the new maps?
>>542326338I like Dusker.The rest are either a worse version of an already existing map (Cowerhouse and Devilcross), broken (Afterlife), or just not very good (Marshlands)Also, bonus points for the 200 fps drops on CowerhouseMade by a mapper with over a decade of experience, btw
>muh hecking fps dips this map is so unoptimized o algoupdate your pc, pablo
>>542327215vermin
>>542327215post your specs, emporiumtroonNOW
>>542327007Yeah no shit, I go from 600fps to 400fps
still waiting, projecting emporiumspictick tockclock's ticking
>>542327636>win 11ngmi
do (you) play with non minimized viewmodels?
>>542330409Poor Jeremy..
>>542327636I'm currently building a PC with that processor - by which I mean I'm waiting for my CPU fan's replacement mount in the mail. What's the framerate like relative to your config? Although I'm probably going to have only 32gb RAM and a 9070 XT.
>>542259748>>542260192>>542260559Did Basedlarlight even respond to the slurs.tf shit?There was nothing on YT posts or Twitter.
you now have a chance to win a lofi hathttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254398
>>542331195He was working on an apology letter or some elementry school solution
slashes sucks so much ass
>>542331418//////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\just 4 (you)
>>542330409
>>542330409Looks retarded.
>try queuing for the new scream fortress map, afterlife>get into a game>matchmaking system cannot fill all the player spots so it keeps resetting the round>can't finish a single round cuz it reset like 7 times in 15 minuteswow, its almost like having too many fucking maps spreads the long-dwindling playerbase too thin for the badly-designed matchmaking system to work
>>542336319Its not even a player count issue. The gamemode arena just doesn't work with MYM by design. The matchmaker doesn't know what to do. I actually can't believe valve added it despite that.
Never realized you could get haunted versions of the mann manor masks
>>542335281and you happen to be an expert on looking retarded
>>542337772lmao gottem
>sniper on the other team going 50-0>hey guys can you kick ur cheater>>who>>who>his name is spare>>naaaah>he has to toggle off>50-1>50-3>50-6>win the round
>>542337097yup!
PAINIS in the AINIS
>>542338416suck my PAINIS
>crow shat on my truck windshield againAIIIIEEEEEEEE ITS THE EMPORIUM SAVE ME ZESTYMAN!!!!!!!
>it rained yesterday so now everything is greenBros... The artstyle... This map sucks! RTV and nominate powerhouse NOW!
>>542336319>wow, its almost like having too many fucking maps spreads the long-dwindling playerbase too thin for the badly-designed matchmaking system to work>60 fucking maps>most of them arent even good>most of them lack special halloween gimmicks completely. >most of the time you just want to finish your main contract objective and gtfo>most of them are koth, arena, player destruction, or a reskin. if not both a shitty mode and a reskineven worse next year btw
most of them are gayload because koth makes you design a map and not an amusement park ride
>>542338296yeah for me it was a suspicious huntsmen sniper on ctf well, shot a scout the second he came out of the water, i saw that, and supposedly managed to smg to death a dead ringer spy.https://steamcommunity.com/id/bytespy/
I'm finally free of contract hell uwu
Is this a good hero shooter?
>>542268163>gifts used to be fucking TRADABLE at the very least no matter how trash they wereMan I'm still mad they made it so you can't giftwrap untradeable items. I wish you could at least still do that if nothing else.
>>542341691not a furry, but i also like the wolf set, i play more medic cause of it
Dude wtf man I thought you fags were exaggerating about the shit performance on these new maps. I'm getting like 40fps on cowerhouse.
im 28 maps from done
>>542336319>>542339294actually, yeah no fucking shit you can hardly find a full game>82K 24 hour peak players>during halloween, 182 maps (122 otherwise)>divided by 182 maps, 450 players per map. or 18 full games with one at 70% capacity (672 outside of events, or 28 full games)>minus however many maps like 2fort absorb>minus however many are on community>minus however many are doing mvm (not many, probably. but with numbers this low it makes an impact))>minus however many are playing competitive (0)>minus however many are just idle on the homescreen for whatever reason.>when its night, cut the final number in half.end result, the matchmaker is probably trying to spread ~10 games worth of players across 20-30 servers.
Grinding for contracts made me despise Halloween and its stupid maps, fucking same dark textures over and over again. Is it even feasible to finish all of these without tearing your hair out? Is it even meant to be 100%'d? I did this last year and retired from TF2 for months.
i can't believe anyone would actually go out of their way to complete all the halloween contracts
when there were only 20 or 30 of them i was like yea this is winnable and knocked them the fuck out in 2 or 3 daysnow there are 60ish and im still doing that
more power to you i guess, i certainly couldn't do it with at least half the maps being garbage and presumably barely populatedhalloween for me is just a few weeks where monster bash is playable
All these Halloween maps just make me wish I was playing Harvest instead.I'm not gonna be able to learn the map in the half hour it takes to finish a contract so I just get my shit stomped.
Honestly I'd just wait until me and the other guy at the other team are the only ones left and just agree to farm each other with pumpkin dead ringer if the map is that much of a bitch to play.
>>542342883Its genuinely a cool set.
halloween spells at the same rate as unusualifiersy/n
>>542341691
How accurate is this https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/601913636778235690/
>>542348568yi love traders seething
>>542348897Shit, I'm jelly
spy kinda makes zi playable
>>542341804yeah man my favorite hero is tracer
>>542348897so i got several haunted dupes of the same cosmetics, what is the difference? Is Haunted some sort of unusual effect?
22 contracts left bros im feeling it and by it haha well lets just say exhausted
>>542351247do you not sleep or something?
>>542351202>what is the difference?There is none, Haunted just has different colored text.>Is Haunted some sort of unusual effect?Funny you mention that because Haunted used to be the same purple color as Unusuals. So a lot of scammers tricked people and then they changed it to blue.
>>542351273no im just the guy, im him, ive been doing this every year since it started happening and ive gotten some practicethe process is also faster now that i can queue for every map i dont have instead of just the ones i can currently unlocki think ill do one more and then have snack time and a book before bed
>>542291202roblox "oof" for hit, lego yoda death scream for killis good fun :]
>>542352905Do you enjoy playing Heavy?
>>542348568>spells are ridiculously expensive.>on their own spells arent worth THAT much. you only get their effects during halloween, if someone uses an eternaween, or if you're playing on a community server with halloween mode on 24/7>in other words they are nothing more glorified flavor text in most cases.>but, spell value is entirely propped up by the fact that they were only available ages ago, and there's so few spelled weapons without a "permanent home" that you can only go through a small set of people. no waiting and hoping for a lowball sell offerfucking YES. spell traders deserve it.hell, they could be a 1/100 untradeable drop from halloween pumpkins and you just know those faggots will seethe. then again, it'd also create a greater market for 'pure' spelled items that can be traded, just to be a showoff.
i have koth burnout.
>>542353941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGJhpeqn_6I
>>542216167>6 clip instead of 8>Cap the max ramp up to 85That's it really
>>542216167>>542355915consider:>the arm timer only starts when the sticky bomb hits the ground
Emporium discord member here, what cosmetics do you genuinely want for TF2?No matter what we upload, you will denigrate our work and find the most nitpicky things to nitpick about.Most of us aren't professionals, hell, there are a lot of new 3D modelers. It's not our fault if Valve decides to select what they select.As a newcomer and 3D newbie, it's really frustrating.
>>542355915>Cap the max ramp up to 85Ah yes, a sticky from the DEMOLITION Man should definitely do less fucking damage than a base rocket. Dumbass.>>542216167No, it would unironically and objectively make the game more boring as Engineer and Heavy would become even stronger. Taking down a Sentry nest would require too much coordination and imagine if the Engie was also using the Wrangler.
>>54235443124 players on KotH are too fucking much, like the gamemode is already treated as glorified deathmatch in competitive when there's half of the players there.
>>542356464a longcoat for scout
>542356464>buzzword
Give me some good Halloween map names, I want to save their contracts for the last. Might as well start with the less fun ones first.
>>542356748And now you are complaining about me complaining about your complains, it's a never ending nightmare. >>542356719I'm not sure if it might work, scout posture is peculiar.
>>542356464make something that hasn't been done alreadynow have fun going through thousands of cosmetics
>>542356845slasher - there's a permanent hell portal, leaving hell gives you a rare spell and there are multiple spells along the path. go scout and become the wizard.freaky fair - gimmick is MVM upgrades. only real complaint here is that rounds dont last long enough to really get silly with upgrades (and then enjoy them) unless the teams keep trading mid at a fast enough pace to actually keep the timer up. gimmick should definitely be on a 2fort reskin or 5cp.perk - its arena but between each round both teams choose a perk (from a set of 3) like "+10% movement speed", "improved projectile speed and bullet spread", or "minicrits become crits". surprisingly fun for arena. first to three points wins so you can get up to 5 perks.everything else might as well be "can we PLEASE just get this over with?" tier.
>>542356464If not a larp>Make cosmetics that fit the time period (it doesn't have to be down to the exact decade, but more or less in that time frame)>Make items that the class in question would actually wear>Try to make something new that isn't already in the game, I know this is hard with almost two decades of cosmetics added, so if you're gonna make something similar to something already in-game try to make it interesting and stand out from the other one>Stop giving the mercs sausage limbs. I don't get this recent trend>Keep paint regions relatively small and don't deviate from the default team colors if you're making shirt or coat items
>>542331352You can win one almost every time Kritzcast uploads a video on YouTubeThey hide cosmetics in the video and the first one to find one is awarded the hat
>>542356704see im fine with treating koth as glorified deathmatch, fuck i prefer glorified/'endless' deathmatch.the problem is that most koth maps are unfun meatgrinders that dont mesh well with the idea.mix this with>most SF maps having minimal halloween gimmicks. aside from the 'mandatory' pumpkin bombs and krumpkins drops (both of which might as well not exist for their own reasons)>most of the maps have genuinely terrible design (for example, that one map where mid blocks snipers from seeing each other)>the sheer amount of koth maps in the SF pooland you have a genuinely miserable time on your hands.like holy fuck you have no idea how happy i was to see 'you're on your way to slasher' because that map actually has fucking spells.
>>542342991Well you see, mappers would rather bombard the map with particle effects for stylistic reasons over making the map actually playable
>>542360997I'm not larping, I started playing tf2 a couple of years ago and wanted to get more involved with it, but seeing how harsh the community is, it feels really tough on morale. There is so much unknown rules we are supposed to know, so much complaints coming left and right.It's easier to be a critic than a maker.
>>542362286leave the emporium, its a hive of nothing but slimy backstabbers.
>>542362286>There is so much unknown rules we are supposed to knowJust stick to Valve's guidelines, even if they themselves don't respect them anymorehttps://www.teamfortress.com/workshop/
>>542360493thanks lad
>>542362258Why are they so mindbroken by the class and team recognition argument
>>542362483I joined the server for the 3D modeling guides, and so far I have noticed that a lot of people joined the emporium for the same reason.Am I labelled as an emporium gang member now because I joined their discord ?
>>542362806in short, yes.the emporium has a horde of people to upvote their own slop and pretty much lock other people out of getting content into the game. hell sometimes they even harass non-emporium members that get items into the game.
I wish mapmakers that insist on adding spells to otherwise decent maps an unpleasant day
>>542362613That’s actually a decent guideline, thanks. >>542362942But most of the TF2 modeling ressources and guides are in their discord, because they made them, I’m not sure where else I can get these.
>>542363623just take the guides and get the fuck out.
>>542363646bit mean
>>542363741like i said the emporium is a hive of scum. they're not a group you want to associate with.
>user: hey emporium check out what I made>mods: ok cool, we can tweet it out if you want for more people to check it out>user: yippie :)>tf2g for some fucking reason: NO THIS IS A MAFIA ASKING FOR PROTECTION MONEY AND BEATING THE POOR UPFunny how it's ok when Zesty does the same shit on streams by only taking discord requests and no one fucking cares
>>542362258LMAO next OP right here
>>542364859just took a massive shit and it was better than your boot licking
>>542364859There is no point in arguing or being reasonable with this place it's completely demented
>>542365842but enough about the emporium
542364859542365842seething talentless greedy subhumans
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>>542222956
>>542356464>>542362286>>542363623stop making everything so fucking bulky
>>542368216sm4llny
>>542361980Emporium troons will attack you having a perfectly fine gpu for TF2 and not upgrading to play on their shitty map lmao
>>542361980>here's my specs I have this (old GPU that isn't even an exaggeration)>no you don't what a bitch
>get kicked because I kicked a guy that literally just stood still farming Contract Points off his party member that guy was right the IQ of the TF2 community is literally single digits
>>542369447same as modern game dev behavior honestly
I saw someone mention that you can have a jungle inferno and a halloween contract active at the same time, is that true?
>>542370301the effects of the bot crisis have left people conditioned to always press F1
>>542356464
>>542370370it isn't true, you can only ever have 1 active contract
>>542367010I wear this set every year I love it
>>542370553Oh I see, case and point >>542370301
>>542361980>here are my specs>lists gpu on a cpu heavy game>it's old and cheap oneLmao pro complainers are not just ultra poor but also don't know what they are taaaalking about
>>542370707yeah people will just make up shit, I literally had a JI contract on when halloween started and activated a halloween one which replaced it
>erm excuse me you need a 5090 to run this near twenty year old game chud
>>542371006>>542371006>>542371006>>542371006
>>542371051>>542371051>>542371051GOTTAM
>>542356464Its not your fault either, there's a lot of good old stuff on the workshop but Eric ignores it anyway. I'm not even surprised why the emporium pushes all these troll items either.
god fucking dammit, it kept telling me my post was spam and now there's 2 since it was delayed
