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Kill spooky pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Zesty Jesus
3 NIGASON CART
god fucking dammit, it kept telling me my post was spam which delayed minethis thread is okay too though
>>542371096>>542371198>>542371370>>542371402yep this one is the thread>>542371654sorry partner
Let's see those Halloween loadouts
>>542373045how do I combine images?
>>542371654sorry sister, you can get yourself in the OP next time.
Did Zesty win yet?
I won you. What else do I need to win?
>>542373270rofl
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
why is
>>542377503because the schizo didn't get his op image in the thread, and has no will to samefag and keep this thread alive...
>>542373045
>>542377610There are no schizos on /tf2g/.
>>542378003fempyro xisters?
>>542378003UOOOUH!!!!!!!!!
>>5423776734G+ phone, vibrations off, 78% battery, android? You're getting cum jugs shipped to your door tomorrow kid, you're done for
>>542378003Cursed imaeg
I've been meaning to ask, is it just me or does TF2 attract some kind of a specific degenerate audience, moreso than other video games? When playing, I swear, the amount of times I see some trannies, <insert random gener fag + anime girl pfp>, furries, fags, furry fags, you name it, I feel like they're literally everywhere. Why is that? Could it be that it's always been like this, but the game used to be way more popular, allowing the freaks to completely blend into the crowd? What is going on
>>542378580That's what I get for using a chinamen phone...
>542379412chud
>>542379412Free + runs on older computers + has large playerbaseThe worst of the worst develop an interest (but you're right that they've always been here and simply blended in)
>>542379412tf2 has always had a porn addict problem bro, furfags and lolicons have existed since 07
>>542379412Says the one who used an anime girl reaction image.
My team is BLU but that Spy is REDBeen tossing Sandviches to keep my Medic fedLiving off Second Bananas, Dalokohs barsSwear this lunchbox food is gonna cause my death
>>542380317Those aren't real porn though.
MvM update?
One anon was asking why we don't discuss b4nny in this general anymore, there are 3 simple reasons for this:1. b4nny is rude to his teammates, his fans (he constantly bans / mutes them), and even to other competitive communities (i.e: Highlander)2. b4nny is repetitive, his content is always some ego trip about him being the best fragger in TF23. b4nny is a sorry sight, he's washed up, he's skinnyfat, and TF2 is his only personality
>https://files.catbox.moe/ibtjvd.pngdid zesty fabricate a reddit post to have an example of toxic positivity on r/tf2?
>he’s skinnyfatLol!Jamie pull up the optimal rollout on cp_fridge pic
Bros...
>>542381220>loadout.tf background color is the same one he uses (not the default color)Uhhh…zestybros? How we gonna explain this one???
I really feel like farming my own Australium weapon but I fear that the moment the new MvM updates comes out, all the shit is gonna become worthless
>>542381220Zesty does a lot of concern trolling>>542380729It's an advance degenerate depravity
>>542381220lmao it's amazing how he manages to become more pathetic every day.
How's the quality of matchmaking over at US? EU is filled with nothing but russians and I'm tired of it. I main medic so I thought about tanking the ping just to get away from them
>>542382805You are trans.
>>542379412>does TF2 attract some kind of a specific degenerate audience, moreso than other video games?it attracts emntally ill people yes, same as war thunder with all the troons (""""femboys"""") in it
>>542382974You're fucked, what's your problem dude?
So diva dan, prolific emporium member, convinced eric to make contracts non-linear:https://x.com/LiamMoffitt/status/1976428974357332084#m
>>5423809532 weeks bro it's comingtrvst ze plan
>>542384642>Remember, if you have actionable feedback, their email is always open!Lol, unless you got an item added Eric will ignore you, chances are your email automatically goes to the spam folder
>>542384642>People have been saying this FOR YEARS>"it was I, faggot dan who got this added"
>>542384642>the emporium actually did something positive for the game
the spell fatigue is real
>>542381071didn't read, coomed to atago
>>542384642>>542386301uhhhh anti-emporiumtards??? our narrative...
HOW DO I FIX THE BLACK SCREEN ON COWERHOUSE
>>542381071literally all of those also apply to viva except he's fat fat instead of skinnyfat
>>542389573the fact that many of others have been asking for what he asked for for ages, "diva dan" is still a pedophile and said he wanted to kill a sitting president...
it's kinda crazy how not a single ICS map is rememberable, but from just playing a minute you can easily go "oh yeah, this is certainly a ICS map"they have a certain weird shit soul scent to them
>>542390048I like the one where it spams monoculus and HHH on your ass nonstop, remove the bosses and that map is kinda neat, I think
>>542390048there's always an augur of pestilence every for emporium member's garbage that gets added to the game
What the fuck is wrong with Afterlife? How do you play this map?
>>542373170If you're trying to make a loadout use Loadout.tf.If you're trying to combine pictures of your loadouts, use MSPaint.
>>542391910It breaks a lot because of course it does. So you’re probably just trapped in hell. Normally you die, go to hell, kill someone to get their soul then you can escape but one of the bugs of the level (there are many) traps everyone in hell and the level never ends.
He's so perfect bros
https://youtu.be/GbdFSf8gllENew Zesty
>>542396128Cringe
>>542396128Stop bringing him up here fuckface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3B5OuzLVr0
>>542396128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhhjA_v9Fw
>>542400557obsessed
>>542400557it's his entire character and the reason why he get subscribers, he keeps ramping it up further and further. He was SCREAMING on the update review stream over new content
>got repeat Halloween hats for Pyro>doesn't give me the option to Rebuild themWhat the fuck do I do with my three Bozo heads?
>>542402843Halloween Transmute.It takes 3.
>>542402975OH, I forgot about my statue. Thanks a lot anon!
>>542402216obsessed (again)
>>542403387No prob
>>542394829sniper needs jigen from lupin cosmetics
Does valve even have enough employees who are willing to test new mvm maps?
>>542397098>Last 10 threads are about Zesty Jesus>Stop bringing him up here fuckface????????????????????????????
>>542404981noooowhat did he do this time
>>542405467he was framed (by soldier (as usual))
>>542405467>>542405467He was falsely accused of the murder of Tom Jones.I really hope Tom Jones knows about the TF2 comics. Imagine him sitting in his mansion in a bathrobe excitedly reading the final chapter.
>>542396128I'm not watching allatquick rundown
>>542408005"This update is gonna make or break the future of TF2 so hopefully it's good."
>>542404498but that's cool so that's exactly why we won't get it
>>542396128oh he's mad
>>542409240Sex with this creature NOW
>>542409371Okay, Zesty.
>>542404538No lol
>>542408219>This update is gonna make or break the future of TF2How many times has he said thisDidn’t he say the same thing for the summer 2023 update
pick one to use forever and the other dies
It keeps putting me in south american and european servers today bros
>>542411876ruckut lawncheer
Was this render made by Valve or the Freaky Fair map creators?
>>542412460it was ME
>>542412460>valve>doing anything
>>542384642can he email eric to change the contract folders to be sorted by game mode or alphabetically, feels so retarded to search for a specific map currently while on a server
>>542412818We did get this Steam popup back in 2023 along with all-unique BBQ grill render, so...
>>542413401why did they have to do it in source 2 sfm?
>zombie infection>quickfix medic + soldierI hate this gamemode so much holy shit.
>>542414149to torture YOU specifically.
>>542414616bit mean.
>>542412053Right click your pfp in the top left of the main menu and go to Matchmaking settings, and then filter by ping so it only puts you in your region.
>>542413401(voice) engineer: buildin' a grill!
>>542411876The Original sucks.
>>542379412the missing piece is autism.>tranniesautistic>weebsautistic>furriesautisticyou get the idea.to have an 18 year old game that still has a notable player base requires large amounts of autism.thats why said groups cant bully out those they dont like, because they are ALSO autistic.
Making it possible to choose any Halloween contract is a detriment The playerbase that do these fucking things is already thin, letting them choose whatever they feel like is going to make them gravitate towards their favorites so shitty maps will take even longer to get done
contracts just make people sweat their brains out to get points and always vote for the same map after it ends
>>542419817Then why do they fucking choose Cowerhouse instead of Marshlands
>"HELLO i'm here from the community for the random MvM update inspection!">"cool just give us one second!">"joshie we are so fucked."
>>542419817>activate map contract>people want to keep playing to finish it>this is somehow tryharding
>>542421136i never said this
>>542419965>Eric "playtesting" the MvM maps when they don't even have waves (he has to actually work on the update and not rely on the workshop doing all the work)
>>542371096Fuck spooky pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>542422172this butt also femscout
>>542422172This plus spooky countesses, witches, femscouts, and shupos
>>542422172this but heavy's sisters
>>542422125>all new maps are bug ridden slop even by erics standards>picks a handful of old potato.tf maps that looked okayhere's your update vro
>>542422172>>542422306>>542422331>>542422497All of these and also the Headless Horsewomann
>>542422619Oh yeah I forgot those
>>542419817That's usually because there's always late comers that don't get enough time to finish the contract but the issue is half or more the lobby will be gone by then next restart making it a fucking slog to do. I think the halloween contracts really need to be revamped entirely into something more generalized. We can't have them map depdendant anymore and just go with a system where you can complete them no matter what map you're on.
>>542422619fortnite did it better
>>542419817You better believe I'm gonna tryhard when the round's about to end and I'm at 97/100
>>542422863Headless Horsewomann came first by several years
>>542422983it's a male character turned female that doesn't count
>>542422616It'd be funny if all the maps are potato.tf maps and a new workshop mafia is born
>>542404538didn't they say during tfconenct they did playtesting for the original mvm maps with like 4-5 people if eric, jill, the 2 contractors and the potted plant can't get through your mission then it gets binned
>>542423086Still, the Horsewomann walked so that Pumpkin Spice girl could run
>>542422863show me
>eric looks at the amount of work and playtesting he'll have to do for the mvm update>he throws up his hands, says fuck it and the whole update gets cannedhow likely?
>>542424101blud so dead in the noggin to watch a 44 second trailer
>>542424471i don't know what trailer i'm supposed to watch, anoni don't know anything about fortnite, that's why i turn to folks like (You)
fine wankerhttps://files.catbox.moe/slolpi.png
thanks, anon
>>542422172
BONUS FUCKS
>>542424932Horsewomann's better because she's not a furry
>>542426378i will NEVER have a gf with a big butt and i will NEVER get to give it a smack likr thatsighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>542426627Well if you just give up like that, yeah
>>542384642>>542386263He didn't show the date of the email sent, he could just be lying to farm clout>>542385521this could be a possibility too.
>>542422172>>542422619sex
Hello dear /tf2g/uys,10 thousand kills later, it's time to rename this bad boy.5 decides what the name will be for the next 10 thousand kills. Next 5 will decide description.Please avoid doing a heckin' transphobia or a BIPOCphobia, thank you.
>>542428018If the point is to be a Slate Team meme I can still see enough red that I wouldn't be confused
>>542428256fempyro is my wife
>>542428256Zesty Jesus Zealot Destroyer
>>542428256I love shupogakis
>>542428256I :trans_heart: Sniper!
>>542428256big fempyro boobs
>>542428256Kurt Cobain's dildo
>>542428256hsischstu54evh
>>542428256I wanna nuke Texas
>>542428256Paper Bear Poster Won
>>542428256konata pussy
>>542428256Texas is no longer
>>542428605DING DING DING DING DING DINGGood job anon, you gave it your best shot and it paid off BIG!Next one decides the description! I will send a screenshot once the scrap.tf bot is ready to trade me my name/desc tags.
>>542428256except for zesty jesus he can stay
>>542428256Konata smelly feet
Here's the name!ONEGAISHIMASU anon, roll a 5 to describe my rifle!
>>542429135California is next
>>542429135Already got it>>542428965
>>542429219>>542428965*sigh* fine.Hoped you'd let it slide, oh well, Konata smelly feet it is.OH WELL.Thank you all for playing. See you in here in a few months (you better hope you don't cross my path in a pub!)
>>542429540Have fun farming anon
>>542429540hoping to cross konata's smelly feet
>>542429540https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c4/Engineer_sf13_magic_reac02.wav
>>542426523big if true
>>542429620Thaaanks>>542429810You better have a suited objector. See you there cowboy. Pow pow!
Why are Scout players like this?
That spy is a bloody- Need a- WOOOO AAH
>>542431326>don't you fucking dare pick up my gun you fucking piece of shit
>>542431326No entiendo inglés.>picks up the gun
>>542431326my current gun isnt getting enough (you)'s i might break out these again
>>542431680now this is a glitched item worth buying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbdFSf8gllEThis reality check really hit me like a brick wall. This game is going to fucking die in the long run and be a raped rotting corpse by the sidewalk. Valve really had an opportunity during covid to gain new blood, but they did fucking nothing.Sad to see it happen.Maybe the comic analogy was right bros? It's time to move on from TF2. From games.
from one side:>if you criticize obviously toxic cliques like the emporium or the recent quality of community submissions in updates in any way, you're a racist transphobic diddy-ahh mini-hitler!! Zesty Jesus is a pedophillic KKK member who deserves to die in a ditch for being a normal ass guy who might be wrong about video games sometimes!and from the other side:>reeee trannies taking over my video games! fucking emporiumtroons! Kill all TF2bers! uncle dane is a pedophillic SOIfaggot for being a normal ass guy who might be wrong about video games sometimes!
>>542432782>zesty says what every tf2 veteran knows again>the "community" at large will ignore him, again
>>542433542Zesty has good points, Emporium does too. The bigger evil of the two is the emporium tho.
>>542433542>>reeee trannies taking over my video games! fucking emporiumtroons! Kill all TF2bers! uncle dane is a pedophillic SOIfaggotmassive trvkey nvkey right here folks
>>542433542Bro just described 2fort.
Troonporium does it again
>>542435863Didn't even bother to hide it.
>>542435863>>542436680>new friend just realizing most of emporium items are just idealogically bankrupt rip offs of something elseEvil cannot create anything new mate.
>>542436938No I always knew.I mean, I've seen the cases since Gun Mettle.
>>542435863What's worse than this is we got a Morbius unusual effect 3 years after that meme was relevanthttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2864982501
damn troonporium... only able to reference other games...
>>542437468there is a clear difference between the M Bison/Vega hat and this >>542435863A more apt comparison would be the Arkham Cowl, or the Teufort Knight, which are both awful. And even then, that demo hat is 1000x times worse because it looks even more out of place
>>542437468this so much this
>>542437468>>542437920>Cosmetic works on its own>Isn't obvious it's a reference unless you know what it's a reference to or are told explicitly because it's just a clothing itemFine>>542437692>Cosmetic doesn't work on its own>Is clearly from a different game/series and stands out immediatelyNot fineHope this helps
>542437468Nice deflection man, this truly absolves the emporium and vindicates their actions... retard
>>542431326found this one, not as cringe though
>>542437468>Tfw they could never replicate half the soul the team captain has even though they've tried MANY times pic rel is one example off the top of my head, but its crazy how u just proved my point in my original post about them being incapable of making anything new.
old good new badme smrt
It really bums me out how lazy valve is. The entire reason they made the workshop is so it'd be easier for them to add items from a variety of people. If they're just going to add items made by the same handful of people forever then the workshop is completely pointless.
>>542439960Thats just how it is. Even if we removed the workshop tomorrow and had people submit submissions individually a new in-group would form. You'll never get rid of mankinds tribal nature. Cliques will always form
>>542439761>cant refute the truth, need to insist upon yourself or be ironicyou're right about one thing tho... i'm smarter than you
do you guys have nice halloween fits for this scream fort
>>542433542I just wanna frag on dust bowl for gods sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCM6JN9Q1ME
>>542436938i think the term you're looking for is "creatively" or perhaps "conceptually"not "ideologically"
>>542442205It was two ways man, they're a bunch of retarded troons that ruin tf2.
>>542442205it can be both because they're also bad people
>>542442028HEAVY NO!!!
>>542433542>>reeee trannies taking over my video games! fucking emporiumtroons! Kill all TF2bers! uncle dane is a pedophillic SOIfaggot for being a normal ass guy who might be wrong about video games sometimes!based and also uncle dane is a pedo for supporting lgbt because lgbt is pedophilia
>>542442028I heard D-Piddy throws great parties.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11sn4Utex6A
>>542411127seems true to me because none liked the latest halloween update, usually whenever an update drops, majority of people call it good. And it is completely true if a gamemode which you "pay to play" will break like casual, then people will start fuming
>>542432782What a faggot. The MvM update won't do anything. Tf2 will die when something someone actually wants to develop comes and replaces it.
>>542443423>they're gonna bury what's left of you with BARE HANDS in a SOOP CAN
>>542426378>>542443787
>>542422619Isn't it fucking surreal that we got this before Female Merasmus?
>>542444219women cant do magic or live with the soldier
>watch zesty's mvm video>megaton (22 fps sniper hell)okay I get the sniper hell part but go jumper demo or spy it ain't that hard bro. also maybe just maybe stop using a dell craptiplex pre built walmart pc from when this game launched
>>542444814The comments section is calling, it wants your comment
>>542444814huh, those machines can't even run the game. A lot of these new maps are factually badly optimized thoughbeit.
>>542444814If anything a lower fps nerfs sniper.
>>542445519not giving you anymore revenue zesty>>542445536yet he continues to use one>>542445556not ONCE has my fps tanked at all so don't know what their problem is
>>542445803I have a 5800x3D (mind you it's not the latest, yet it plays everything else just fine with my 4080 super) and unironically i get sub optimial fps on some of the new maps, even without heavy particles...
>>542444219We have Witch Girl so there was never a need for girl Merasmus
>>542446268i got a 5600x and an rx 6700xt. think with amd it does something with paired hardware performance
>>542445803>not giving you anymore revenue zestyyou literally watched it famalam
i for one can't wait for smith to somehow make an wutville mvm map
>>542451660I will play
quick Fempyro in MsPaint with a mouse.
Thanks valve
>>542451935BASED
>>542451660>>542451935sex
>>542451935
>>542414149Nobody at valve knows how to use source 1.
>>542452031>>542452423>>542452545I'm not sure how well it reads but her suit is sliding off her shoulders and she's pushing up her tits.
>>542452626I got a bit of that. Good stuff anon
>>542452626no idea what the fuck you're talking aboutfempyro sex
>>542452692Was just making sure people got what I was going for when I drew it.
>>542452805good work bro keep it up
>>542451660This shupo looks funny...
i got a headache and one of my legs hurts but i gotta finish these contracts aaaa
I just think the tf2 emporium sucks ass and wish that valve would see this factoid already
>>542452626hands could be a lot better but the suit sliding off is clear
>>542441141Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpmSRnq18E
>>542453869thats really nice i like it
>>542453754well um emporium make valve money therefore emporium good and we should like emporium, similarly to why we should like jews, they make money for the government
>>542451976Shit man I had that happen to me on monster bash a couple days ago. Fucking retarded. They could at least make it so the round automatically ends when everyone leaves so you don't lose your progress.
>>542441141
>>542455274Reminder that gun mettle contracts didn't require the round to end in order to turn in the contract. Fuck the contracker.
>>542455274Being spawn camped isn't good either. Even with auto balance around shit just snowball fast.
>>542433542>reeee trannies taking over my video games! fucking emporiumtroons! Kill all TF2bers! uncle dane is a pedophillic SOIfaggot for being a normal ass guy who might be wrong about video games sometimes!This is how it used to be thoughever.People HATED "let's players" back in the day and thought getting payed to post gameplay footage was the gayest shit imaginable.
i may be disowned by my parents, have no friends, and never had sex but at least i'm good at tf2noob
>Respawn>immediately get hit by 20 fucking spells and crit something.Joy.
>I main Brass Beast Heavy
>>542457595god I wish that bird was me
>>542457595Those tits are real, /tf2g/ ain't gonna like that.
>>542457595I wonder what boobs feel like
>>542458623bags of sand
>>542449024Ad block
>>542458623salty coins and milk
>>542459130literally gave it free publicity famalam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw0re7xmpAQ
>>542459130i will now watch the video with adblock off
>only two contracts deep today>already ticked off and out of it because i got a stupid shitty fucking nigger shit player destruction mapthe person who signed off on this gamemode being added should be shot in the leg and left to bleed out in a dumpster. arena is more enjoyable than this shit.
>>542460189Cringe
>>542458623Water balloons filled with flour.
Why does bloopander have all these latent shit particles all over his gay cideo essayist model?
>>542458623depends on the shape/size/metal
>>542463285>metal
>Wanna play TF2>It's Rock Bottom hours atmYeah fuck that
>>542441141Finally, white demoman
>>542455883Fresh from Crystal Lake pyro
>>542463417yes.
>>542464627I see, carry on
>>542464712would
>>542460131No?
>>542464801>>542464712seconded
>zesty admitting he likes blue archive/ourguy/
What’s the best secondary to pair with the Black Box in pubs - Shotgun/Panic Attack, Conch, or Battalion’s?
>>542465213what kind of rock have you been living under?
>>542465510A moss one.
If there was a TF2 RTS, how would you do it?
>>542465334Shotgun or Conch
>>542460189Funny and based
>>542469256Engineers are worker units, spawn rooms allow you to produce the 8 classes (you produce engineers at your team base). You can build sentry, dispenser, and teleporter buildings using metal collected by engineers who you enslave in the mines. Each of the classes can be built for varying costs, serving functions about as you'd expect. Blow up the enemy base to win, or alternatively add gamemodes like koth or 5cp
>>542469626me on the left
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/List_of_Heavy_cosmetics>heavy is actually an: American football player, biker, rock-a-billy, boxer, casino dealer, native American, mongolian, japanese, mafioso, cop, dragon born and so much more!Why did the worksloppers force valve to kill his character like this just so they could have more paychecks?
>>542469626me on the right
probably can just ignore afterlife for a while rightit just doesnt work
>>542473940try to get it during low population hours like right now.
>>542474001i just left a full server, guess i'll just do it last
>>542473940It works, some times. I completed my contract on the map :)
>>542473940I didn't have any issues yesterday. Weirdest thing that happened is the narrator forgot how to count down but that's it
>>542474094yeah i got working rounds during dead hoursi think there's just something about high player counts that makes the map shit the bed, when it only has to manage ~12 people it works decently wellif you drop down to <4 you can probably convince everyone to just cheese the contract.
>good sniper joins red on payload>game immediately becomes unplayable for blu because their powerclasses die instantly>sniper's "counters" (spy, another sniper) get crushed almost instantly by the red team's own powerclasses and pyros since they're uncontested and are already standing at the ready
>Oh hey I'm almost done with the contracts I wonder what I have lef->Graveyard
Wow, these ICS maps are dogshit.They're either a fucking maze or have football field long sight lines.
>>542475767You forgot the boss and gimmick spam
the worst thing about discovering my headphone mic doesnt work anymore is that I cant scream at my retards when I get a crisp 6 piece (and then die to a random crit from someone who did not exist 4 seconds ago) I don't get to scream at my retards to go do the objective11 contracts to go gn chat
Mann Manor and Harvest Event should always be the guidelines for creating a new Halloween map.>Big space where players are free to roam around? You can have a boss NPC.>Small space where players have to stay in one enclosed space? Only Crumkins are okay.Literally everything went wrong with Eyeaduct and that fuck ass Monocolus spawning from the central control point and spamming a billion crockets at once.
>>542478118>chatthis isn't twitch
>>542478118they're not retards, they're your teammates...
>>542477267It's great when it's on a Payload map and the boss only ever targets Red.Or when two Monoculus spawn.
>>542473308Heavy killed 16 Mongols to get this hat
Man, I wish I could like the new poncho for Heavy because why the fuck did the author have to use this literally shit color for the hem? And it's only for RED, the BLU variant looks totally fine.
>>542480713For comparison.
The good thing about contracts is all the tryhards leaves on map reset and the server gets comfy
>>542464712sex with sentrybuster
>>542483260>all the tryhards leaves on map resetas do everyone elseenjoy your 6 player servers
I've never once done a contract. But if I could convert all of them to hundreds of Gold Rush contracts, fucking sign me up
i think i could get on froyo at this point. i haven't played comp once in my life though (i'm straight)
>>542460189too focused on sniper to care about embed. what a guy!
based or cringe website?https://noob.christmas/
>>542496415
Has it ever been discovered who owns the earliest Primeval Warrior badge (excluding Valve devs)?
>>542469256None. RTS is a dead gay genre.
>>542465213Blue Archive sucks.
>>542496415HOLY CRINGEthis is the work of mostly 1 guy (https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198138014202) trying to archive/flex(?) all his little grievances with randoms who are probably younger than him by a decade.atleast tacobot had an informative purpose.
When is the MVM update coming in your opinion ?November, December or just next year ?
never
Soon™
>>542501813when they feel like it :)I doubt they will do it anytime soon because smissmas so I would guess next year, most likely during spring when theres nothing else going on to break the cycle of having christmas cases dropping for 6 months
*Spits out cookie crumbs*What the FUCK??? Where are the robots? There's no fucking waves?! The maps are unplayable goddammit!JOSHUA! Get your froggy ass in here and fix this immediately!
>cnd's on your engineers teleporter on ghost fort while merasmus level 7 just appeared trapping anyone who uses it
What the fuck is a mustard cupcake? Is it edible?
>>542504825its dog whistle that pedos use to talk about CP. when you hear "people can explain the mustard cupcake. but not feel it" they are bitching about how normies dont like cp because they never saw it
>>542506323>people can explain the mustard cupcake. but not feel itno one has ever said this
>>542506323meds
>don't play scout for 2 weeks>skills completely gone
>>542507356>don't play Demoman for a decade>skills immediately returnHalloween is fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbdFSf8gllE>the MvM update... this is THE update that decides the fate of Team Fortress 2!Does Zesty actually believe this? It's melodramatic to say that TF2's life is on the line, it's another small step towards actually receiving a major update.
>>542509294
>542509294dick riding while posting lolis is insane bro
>>542509294SexSexSex
>>542509294common tactic in grifting is to convince your audience that they are perpetually about to reach the tipping point at which all things will crash and burn unless you do what they say. when that tipping point never arrives, it's simply because it was avoided thanks to kind mr. grifter. tf2 has been "about to die for real this time" for a decade now.
>>542509294you see, zesty has watched to much anime and played too much troon archive that he believes he is the main character of the tf2 community, leading the quickplay/workslop "revolution" where he will decapitate jill's body and publicly hang uncle dane. this is just a part of his campaign where he needs to shed a tear and have depression about a optimus prime hat he will only have the chance to see 1/12th of the year so that just like anime, the protagonist will rise up and come victorious and 0wn all the troons and compies
>>542510686>the main character of the tf2 communityCan we customize him?
>Defending last >Soldier get crit candy>And another>And another>Another >Team wipeThey really need rework those things.
>>542510686trvth nvke
>>542510686He finally got his first gf bro, he is the main character...
>>542510962the AI edits of zesty being different ethnicities are the customization. problem is some of them are race mixed so they hurt team recognition
>>542511895Ok the other post was trying too hard but this one was funny. Upboat.
>>542510686>>542510418Zesty said in that video that "the player count is on a downward trend, so this means Valve only has one more shot to fix things before the game dies" but the player count is actually level. So yeah he's just overhyping this.
>>542514308sex
>>542514308dude get a job
>>542514308No one ever posts bomber girls anymore.
>>542439081>NonomiBased, too bad it has a shitty head attached to it. Hopefully they'll transfer the killcount to a new one eventually
>>542439081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3910GB-cic
>>542521551cute
>join kogas>hear cute chudtrannies>get a chubby and have to jerk offhnnnnggg
bros i actually wanna fuck scouts mom so baad
>>542522256sexo (me too)
>>542514308Zesty believes the true tf2 player count is around 5k and falling fast.
>>542489226Don’t you want free crap?
>>542521952kitty pound clears tbqh
>>542465213>says he wishes death on pedophiles and people who abuse animals>enjoys blue archiveContrarian much?
>>542521952good advertisement, hombre
>>542523208how many blue archive girls can you nut to before you're a sex offender? oh wait, infinite because it doesn't harm real people
>>542523208>he wishes death on pedophileswhy?
>>542523631I mean don't say that to me nigga, I'm all about those BA cunnies myself, I'm just surprised he manages to spout out shit like that while simultaneously not getting absolutely shredded to pieces by the angry brainless mob
>>542494443>Sniper with some random foid OChttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/40/Sniper_no01.wav
>>542523208what?
Truce is one of the worst thing they have added to this game
>>542523798well when your fanbase understands the meaning of "nuance," they tend to think twice before hating your very existence because you like a game
>>542521625Cringe*
Greetings mortals...and こんにちは!
>>542524820I don't mean his fanbase right now, I mean his enemies
>>542523798They are not cute nor funny.
>>542524983they already have their programmed reasons to hate him, 1 more doesn't matter
>>542523143Useless free shit worth nothing? No, thanks. Just means extra clutter in my inventory
>every contract except afterlife done (because it keeps bugging out)feels good brospost them gargoyles
>>542528283>s'sThis can't be right
>>542528434why not?
>>542528434It’s valid but only retards use it
>>542373045they are a bit generic/sets but I like them
>>542525113He needs to get a job
Who did it better?
>>542531737Good example of the Emporium's obsession with making everything so fucking chunky
>>542509294I'll still play the game but I'll probably sell all items that are valuable if they don't add new aussies. If they can't even do the bare minimum why should I fund them.
>>542509294The real decider will be if they don't even bother doing something for the 20th anniversary, especially after what they did for Half-LifeIt should be clear to everyone at that point, even the biggest deniers, that Valve doesn't care anymore
>>542532124I don't see a lot of people talking about how thick the models are. There shouldn't be a need to make them so bulky.
lads, how does one get good aiming with the crossbow
>>542522256his dad is hotter
>new scout pants could have been shorts
>>542534693Just shoot where you think the enemy/teammate will go. Or shout at your cunt teammates to stand still
Pyro is technically a projectile class, so I think meanie soldier and demo players need shut the frick up
Afterlife is so much fun bros. I've missed Ravine and Arena so fucking much, it's been over a decade since I've gotten proper matches in this gamemode...
>>542522256Every man on the block already has
>>542532124>>542533619It stems entirely from Valve's workshop guide being twisted through the Emporium's game of telephone over the years>slightly exaggerated, no surface details, and look like it was made by giant hands>15 years later>CHUNKY AND BLOCKY EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE CHUNKY AND BLOCKY
>>542535603I think they learned their lesson from the Soldier shorts, Jesus look at those tree trunks
>>542538696lol Valve themselves don't care about their own guidelines
Where do i find randoms ingame to help me do the Halloween contracks?
>>542539262There's a part in there that they DEFINITELY stopped caring about>We will automatically reject any items based on existing intellectual property.
nice update
Is it still possible to create your own mann manor server, make yourself invincible, spawn the headless horseman, and get a haunted metal scrap from it?Second question, are you still able to get $100 from it?
>>542542265>Is it still possible to create your own mann manor server, make yourself invincible, spawn the headless horseman, and get a haunted metal scrap from it?Possibly>Second question, are you still able to get $100 from it?lmao no, it's been untradable for over a decade
>>542531737THE EMPORIUM DOES IT AGAIN
>>542542265You still can, I did it this year, but sometimes the achievement doesn't pop the first time.
I got my haunted scrap accidentally on a trade server
>>542535740>I stand still>miss>miss>I die to a pistol scout because the medic couldn't use the medigun
>>542539431Randoms can't help you, they need to be in your squad for their points to count for yours. Unless of course you send them a friend request, but at that point the answer is just make friends
>kill hhh contract>he spawns on second point>team mate scout that is tagged as IT runs deep into enemy territory >doesn't spawn again and have to wait for loading screen and play another round
The Death of TF2's Art Style - Part 1, An Introduction (3:54:36)
I'll say it: ZI is fun. Especially now that they made the round limit 15 instead of 25.
>>542547175bnuuy sex
>>542547175I just wish that it was less buggy, they should really make the gamemode code public so that people can fix it properly.
>>542504117LOL'd at "froggy ass"
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254509updoot
>>542549225>Updated cp_cowerhouseholy shit
>>542549623oh wait cower not power FUCK
Now that afterlife is bugged it is genuinely the best map in the game. Literally non stop fighting without retarded server reloads. Well until all the faggots who don't actually like to play the game but rather are there just to grind contracts like some slave bugs leave, killing the server.
>>542549225>>542550282>Updated arena_afterlife>Fixed additional issues causing rounds to last or restart indefinitely>Prevented players from going above the clocktower in Hell>Rounds are now best-of-3 minirounds instead of best-of-5>Removed crumpkinswell that didn't last long
Sizzling aroma might be the only good effect in this case
How long until Heavy's bandolier becomes lost media
I got a real item from contractsnice
>>542549225>Added 'No Bullets' style for the Commissar's CoatSweet.
>>542550282Blud living inside the servers with that 8 ping.
>>542547175I find it funny how there are always so many demos running on that gamemode just because of the special attack.
>>542551169funny thing is that I have better connection to the servers in the neighbouring country than to the ones in my own
>>542551641i find it funny how shupo sex
>Uncle dane said that this is the best scream fortress update the game has ever had
>>542551641need shupo gf
>>542552212You are not funny.
>>542551641Jihad'ing a sentry nest is always nice
>>542551641For me it's zombie spy, he is so easy to surprise buttsex people with now, aslong as no pyro is roleplaying as a water sprinkler engis are basically free food for you
>>542552212>>542552306many are saying this
>>542552212>>542552306big if true
>>542552275Bro they added fucking Optimus Prime, that's epic
>>542552275Bruh he can't be serious
>>542552634starscream or soundwave woulda been cooler
Dane said that this is the tiniest Engineer the game has ever had.
>>542552985you call that tiniest?
>>542549763>Mentioned in the changelog (because it wasn't being in nearly enough matches) that shooting each wood cow standin in the RED stable (near the MID control point) will result in them returning to haunt as ghost cows
>Uncle Dane just said he is thinking about returning his scream fortress videos to counter weight the harsh negativity in this communityBased!
>play VSH on a full server>either newcomers or those who have already been the boss are picked to be Hale>many rounds later>I am finally Hale>Half the server is goneAwesome.
>>542550980I appreciate more styles on existing items.
>>542552985>>542553029>36x37get a load of this guy
>>542531737>>542532124Holy shit you're right that thing is so thick what the fuck is this osrs.
>>542553397YEAAAAAA
>>542554660these give off hitler particles
while we're on the topic what's the most/least fun class to play in zombie infection? i say heavy/scout
>>542555706spy is really fun when you get zombied and probably carries the team by highlighting the opps for your directionally challenged teammatesas for the worst classes on defense i wouldn't play anything that can die in one click from a zombie pootis's 135 melee
>>542553824Nice stache! <3
>>542534701They’re both mid if we’re being honest
>>542529741sp00ky
https://youtu.be/Axz0TPj6SOU
based (kino) or cringe (cringe)?
>>542558290zesty/jesus>>542557639glad that bitch (merasmus) is dead
>>542558290Baste
THE WHEEL OF FATE SPINS...*bong*...TESTICULAR TORSION!
>>542558290Extremely cringe.
>>542547175imagine zombie infection gamemode but instead of zombies the blu team is the Fem! Versions of all the classes all half-naked
>>542558290Extremely based.
>>542559485I like the way anon thinks
>>542558290GIGA based
>>542559485what if instead of they trying to kill you they are trying to jerk you off
>>542559485>>542559803>fem!sniper spitting on you
>>542559485i like where this is going
>>542547175I don't mean to sound stupid but when I play ZI I don't really ever know what the ideal thing to do as a zombie is
>>542559485VALVEHIRE THIS MAN
>>542562848Goomba stomp people who are out in the open. Use Sniper's spit or Demo's suicide charge to wittle down clumped up groups. Use Engi's EMP pipe bomb to give openings for your team to storm sentry nests. Use Spy's cloak to sneak past defenses and whack key targets like Engis and Medics. Run in with Heavy's tank stats if you're going into a small nest, or you know your teammates are supporting you with the above classes. It's basically just finding our what situation you're in and what's required in that situation. For example, you'll usually see people stubbornly stick to Sniper or Demo and just going in over and over, so it's probably a good idea to go Engi to disable the guns for those other classes to do their thing.
>>542563463thank you
>>542531737>Guess the holiday restricted cosmetic:
>>542563386shupo sex>>542563463megumin sex
>>542558290me as the shark
>>542542265the reason why you can get 100 is because they have been untradeable for years.so, no. lmao. only good for crafting a specific eyelander variant or a rare hat.
>>542559485Is it shameful to say I cranked it to femscout a few times
Thoughts on strange parts?
>>542565410no its based
>>542565410It's shameful you haven't done it more. Work on it.>>542565484Unless I want some very specific niche filled (getting a natascha with scouts killed) I don't really care for it
>>542558290>signbased>pyro loadoutcringe
>>542558290>tattedextremely cringe
>>542547175I'd really love to see what a 100 player match of ZI would look like.
>>542567285How fast would that crash
>>542562536imagine being the last person on RED, being chased down by a horde of your formerly male teammates
>>542567661Assuming it doesn't I wonder if it's genuinely survivable because it's like what, a quarter start the match as zombies? I wonder if 75 people could hold off against 25 heavy zombies or something or if it'd just spiral way too quick.
>>542567815Depends how many Engis there'd be
bloopander WON
>>542568290can someone make porn of his fluffy puppet sona already
Hope you enjoyed the update, /tf2g/! Now, if you'll excuuuse me...
>>542568509good GOD yes, i literally cant watch the ufr tf2 podcast episode with bloopander yapping about tf2 cuz the very thought of that puppet makes me wanna jerk myself raw!! zesty needs to stop talking to that chud
>>542568852i imagine he's into fistingy'know, cuz...
>>542568972if you fist him he farts up a storm!
look at this fuckass crosshair i just gotim bouta game so hard
What the fuck nobody at Mann's Manor? Now I'm stuck at the freaking boss contracts.
>>542571226Scream fortress is dead m8. Eric ruined it.
>>542571226we finished that on day 1
>>542571226because it's the middle of the night
can we get much brighter
FOOLS! Witch each post you make, Merasmus only grows stronger!
>>542573747MY FUCKING EYESSSSSSSS
>>542573747what class is that and what team is he on???
Bloopander is an emporium plant
zesty is an emporium plant
>>542576545cute
>>542565410Only shameful if you haven't also cranked it to Fempyro
>>542576962sexo mit fempyro
>>542577072many are saying this
>>542577216indeed my friend
Zesty is quitting TF2 before his MYM video isn't he guys...
All zesty hate is 100% an emporium plant
every enemy scout is better than me :(
>>542577796Same here anon. That’s why I run stock with gunboats. Scout hits me with a meatshot? I rocket jump away. I only attack when the scout is engaged with someone else. Call me a coward but I live!
coward
>>542580272But I live! And living is based
>>542569259>miss>miss>miss>miss>miss>miss
Old decorated weapons my beloved...Shame that alot of the factory new and or strange versions of these cost more than most unusuals
THE GARGOYLE... IS GONE!
>>542584365I'm so sick of crates and the community market, I can't believe valve has me wishing for normal microtransactions
>>542584557>Gargoyle spawn>It's balls deep on opponent area near 3 sentriesThanks valve.
>>542584365Most of these were ugly then and ugly now. They're ugly in whatever version of CS their on too.
>>542584557>Pick up gargoyle>Get headshot from across the map because I collect the souls
*gets reminded vsh exists*oh this is worse
>>542584365>>542586572This, most of the original sets were absolute dogshit. The entire 4 Gun Mettle collections were Valve barely giving a shit and slapping map textures on gun because the whole thing was an experiment to see if CS:GO skins would work in TF2. It was most evident in the Teufort collection (including my favorite the Dirt Gun) but extended to the Craftsmann and Powerhouse collections. The Concealed Killer collection is better but still has ugly choices that don't belong in the game like Sand Cannon.The Tough Break collections were a lot better, particularly Gentlemanne's and Warbird, which seems to have made everyone forget about the Gun Mettle collections sucking.
Drew /tf2g/'s favorite Youtuber.
>>542588424My bad. I thought it said you said draw. I can't see my screen.
>>542588424... Feisty Zeus?
>>542588594Does that mean you like it?>>542588656Oh
>>542588678I like it. Sorry for being rude.
>>542588810I didn't think you were rude, it's ok Anon.
they didn't patch the black screen on cowerhouse
>>542584365The only one that were actually any good were the rainbow flamethrower, and that elite class minigun in top shelf. Never cared for the rest. The warpaints do it better
>>542588424ol' scrawnyneck
I drew more.I ran out of ideas.
>>542590071RIP o7. cute doodles bwo
>>542590071Wait a minute, Drawings?DRAWINGS FINISH THIS YOU BASTARD
>>542591410Thanks Mate>>542591597I ran out of ideas after Sketchek, that's why Lazy Purple is just lazily reusing his joke.Maybe I could've made a joke about him cutting out all of the actually funny parts of his videos.
i used atomizer scout to jump over the map on doublecross but in hell to speedrun two whole matches in front of the enemy team
>>542591818even faster if you have a minify spell
>>542591756Nah there used to be a tf2g drawfag named Drawings who had a similar pencil thin ms paint art style but judging by your response you're not him, just reminded me of him
>>542592170I cream in Lolis
>>542592253Well I take inspiration from old 4chan MSPaint shitposts so it makes sense.I aspire to reach their level of soul.
>>542592264
>>542592170>>542592264WOWOW
>>542592373>>542592393It's a very subtle reference.
>>542592369I have faith in you, bro. Keep it up.
>>542592369That makes sense, glad to see the style carrying on
We're waiting for our delivery Anon.You can't just make a deal and not uphold it.
Cream?
>>542595786inside the rabbit, repeatedly
you can just say the most sus shit imaginable in this game and no one will come for you
>>542596140I've been votekicked several time for saying nigger.Or having some variation of Loli in my name.Almost always by the nerdiest sounding faggots possible.
Engineer shouldn't have a gun and Medic should never receive melee crits
both Engineer and Medic should have guns
>>542596681He has a gun. It's called his sentry gun. He also always has a gang of losers who defend him 24/7 against any threat he might face. A baby class like engineer doesn't need a gun.
>>542596858You are baby.
>>542596858alright just for that I'm giving him 2 guns
>>542596632realest statement imaginable i have a nobel prize for you
>>542592170
Spy should be able to carry two revolvers and he should be allowed to dual wield
Spy's knife should have eyelander range.And engineer should have a 1-per-round limit. And none on offense.
>>542597271But Spy on offense will be able to build teleporters and dispensers.
>get the meteor storm spell>immediately start doordashing it to the enemy spawn>3+ kills
https://youtu.be/A9dU8lRVX3QYes you are hearing a smoke alarm chirp.
Boy I haven’t played the update yet. Planning on playing some good ol tf2 tonight. What am I in for /tf2g/?I really don’t give a duck about contracts. Unless they’ve made the hats and stuff tradable and marketable. How does this years scream fortress compare?
>>542596858You’re specifically talking about engineer on zombie infection anon. Engie is stupidly overpowered there
>>542598451>Dusker is great (probably the best Halloween map since Harvest, little to none bullshit gimick with just pumpkin bombs around) >Marshlands is fun but easily exploitable if the enemy team starts sweating.>Cowerhouse is not bad but it's a reskin and doesn't have any flavour to justify its existence (not even a HHH boss to break stalemates)>Afterlife is literally just arena_ravine with a bad Underworld>Devilcross is pure fucking shite
>>542588424That's not a drawing of RedLetterMedia>>542592253With Half Left seeping back in occasionally, I thought it was Drawings too and that we were gonna see a return of tfw tf2g of old
>>542599462>That's not RedLetterMediaNo but this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-95c2AD-8JA
>>542575912he's sexy tho
>CringeShitter1488 has challenged you to a duel!>[_] Accept>[X] Decline
>>542600914watch out anon.... youre gonna be labelled DUEL FEAR on https://noob.christmas/ ............ can you live with the shame of not accepting a NEET's duel....?
>>542600021Recruit more Heavies. More Cart Pushers
theres halloween sunshine and halloween viaduct and halloween lakeside and harvest and mountain lab and badwater and upward, but why isn't there halloween dustbowl or 2fort or kong king or suijin?why do they reach for new, awful designs like the stones and erbus and every ZI and VSH?
>>542592264Ultra based>>542592170Delivery? He got the numbah
>>542604407We're not worthy of demonbowl
>>542604749candy bowl
2hell
>>542604407Where's Gold Rush???
>>542606256https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2744037460
>>542501581>randoms who are probably younger than him by a decade.i was going to call him a child. look at the image for the vanquished tag, its a soijak.but his profile comments go back to 2017, so he's most likely a late teen/VERY young adult.if he's older than 20 then this all becomes impossibly pathetic.anyways i had this all typed out before i realized he's not just a preteen that shouldnt even be on steam, so here:>https://noob.christmas/threads/revivedfyre-76561199053362810.240/>guy very clearly wanted demoknight v demoknight>child says "nuh uh i'll just use pyro for my epic win!">doesnt understand why the guy leaves and puts "RAGEQUIT CLASSIST!" in the tags (guy managed 1:4 against a pyro as demoknight, which on its own is actually decently impressive given that its a hardcounter matchup in favor of the pyro)>https://noob.christmas/threads/epitaxia-76561198250042710.57/>incapable of understanding jokes and banter>never swears, uses "freaking" in place of fuck>https://noob.christmas/threads/bobo-76561199123860966.102/post-262>thinks that spamming duels on someone that just doesnt want to do a fucking duel is something to be proud ofand apparently this kid is/was an admin on neon heights (how???)which helps explain why its fucking dead, lmao.also explains why he started this, probably got bored without a playerbase to powertrip over so he started impotently crying about people in casual.
I read a guy saying that you can pick up collectibles from map like pit of death, cursed cove, etc. and drop and pick them again to speed up contracts but that doesn't work, since you have to deposit them and collecting them is useless.
>>542609296if the contract is "collect [drop item]" it works, but that may have been stealth fixed in the patch a long with several other contract exploits.someone wanna test harvest's "shoot a guy with natasha to do spook kills"? or one of the many maps for "kill a dead ringer spy with a pumpkin bomb to keep him alive and get contract points"
>>542609506These 2 still works, the harvest and dr spy one. I guess they fixed the collect one.
harvest engineers need to die
>>542558290Considering this shit doesn't exist, it's cringe to want something that simply just does not exist. On par with the level of convincing a kid you could ride a unicorn or some shit
>>542592264pedoshit ignored
I'm latino and I have had enough of every TF2tubers using the fucking L word (Latinx), it's fucking annoying, every - single- white male tf2tuber use itThis is how you know that a majority of tf2 players are racist outcasts, down to the streamers
>>542605117>halloween dustbowl is, instead of a halloween reskin, a candyland reskin>poprock bombs>krumpkins are krit-a-cola>spells are bonk flavors (atom-ball blast, monuclear mango, skelebang...)>water is liquid chocolate>ravine near last is replaced with hot caramel (death), but blu is given a better flank to compensate.>hell is sourland, skeletons are sour patch kids.>bomb cart is a glass container filled with souring liquid. >merasmus is the announcer>he actually just wants to fuck over candyland by making it sour because queen gingerbread stiffed him of the last 10 dollars he needed to pay off the north korean mafia and they broke his legs
>>542612247The problem is that content creators are too fucking liberal and try so hard to be inoffensive. Then their fucking fanbases are safe spaces for liberal trash and then you get more dipshits who copy the streamer's gimmicks and sense of humor, and get offended over a cuss word or a slur in a Rated M for Mature video game that doesn't pander to them
>>542609296It only works on PD maps that have the "collect item" as a contract bonus, not the "deposit item"So it only works on Mannsylvania, Pit of Death and Circust. did it a few days ago
they should make it so you have to pay 10000 gazillion dolars every time you play the game
Updates be like>Community map made by LizardOfOz, Stiffy360, DivaDan, UEAKCrash>Community item made by NeoDement>Community taunt made by Kylul
>>542612247You couldn't infer that from simply playing the game, dumb spigger?
Soulmill and Hassle Castle are so badly optimized and choppy holy shit.
>>542615974What's the problem here?
I'm literally crying and shaking because you can give Engineer a robot head on Halloween bros! We need to fucking boycott this fucking game
>>542592264I LOVE ACQUIRING CP FOR CONTRACTS
>>542620381ACTUALLY you can give him three robots heads, all at the same time, four if there were four cosmetic slots.
>>542585156It's not the system that sucks, it's the content. If the content that got selected was high quality, the current release format is fine. The problem is that all of the good stuff is old, so scarcity comes into play.
zesty sperg has never been right about anything and is very easy to stab as spy
Why do you blame content creators and not Valve for their horrendous taste ? They are just outsourcing. It's like blaming the Cola Company for the crappy watered down coke you get at McDonalds.Or your local farmer for the mediocre meal you ate at a Steakhouse. In both cases, the business owners could choose better products. If you want better things, Valve is responsible, there is plenty of good things in the workshop. I'm glad I didn't spend a dime in this game, shame that I started playing it just two years ago.
>>542596360You deserve it for having loli in your name.
>>542627456I blame both Valve and content creators.
The fact people voluntarily play Harvest is quite strange.
>>542627456What Valve selects, has a selectional pressure on what gets produced in the future in a feedback loopIf Valve outright rejected tacky, tasteless, referential crap, then people would aim harder to not produce it, to ensure their content is more likely to be selected
>>542627456I wonder who could be behind this post
>>542627848You are doing it wrong then, because there is good quality content available for Valve to pick from all the time, last time I checked the TF2 Workshop, there was an unlimited amount of decent items to select, enough content for ten years.Blaming content creators won't stop them from making bad quality items from what I have seen. Blaming Valve on the other hand can work, sometimes.
>>542627456You can blame both, one for outsourcing to inferior creators, and the other for being soulless creators. There is a reason they're mediocre and don't work on any modeling outside parody. They could not be hired by Valve or any worthwhile studio.
>>542613027Low IQ take Viva. Youtubers don't use swear words because they don't want to be demonetized, it has nothing to with being liberal or even offending people.
>>542628059I have no idea how items get selected, but it just sucks that there is nothing motivating me to spend money for the game, I'm tempted to just buy an all class hat maybe.
>>542628673why are they all squatting like that
>>542596360Too based for pubs unfortunately
>>542628559You are right about outsourcing, it's really lazy, do you know when they started doing it ? Why would you give up all content creation to the community to begin with ?
>>542628673sex
>>542629069They are Slavic, infrastructure in the Soviet bloc was much to be desired and squatting became a stand-in for benches.
>>542628673>>542629615get a job you bum
>>542629504The workshop used to be a small fraction of what got in, post jungle inferno it REALLY got kicked into high gear. Now, most of what gets in is from the same workshop sloppers from the emporium.
>>542629615They are not slavic if they have Japanese names.
>>542630446Both slavs and japs have Mongol genes, so still counts.
I loved /tf2g/ so much..
>>542621281>check the workshop pages>they are all made by emporium group membersEver. Single. Time.
>>542628559TAPS SIGN
>>542632339What were you expecting? Nothing is ever gonna change. Its all emporium slop from here on out
>>542632339wow... I really care a lot...
>>542629615sexsexsex
>>542632935You do since you replied, loony troony
>>542633126k
>>542627456>emporium fucks dumps a whole heystack of slop down on the workshop>not our fault you can't find the needle :^)
Why did NeoDement do it?
>>542633583bloopander deserved a better lover
>>542629828Valve's involvement tapered to a minimum post JI. What's happening is that new creators have to go to the emporium to beg for information regarding valve's unwritten acceptance criteria, and the price they charge for those services is partial ownership of the end product by way of the workshop's partial credit system. Since valve mostly wants to go with creators that have a history of following all the written and unwritten rules for smooth content additions, especially those concerning intellectual property, they are mostly selecting from the emporium. The emporium themselves then internally network to promote items for upcoming updates mainly using the criteria of the correct influential persons attached, and recency.If valve wanted to fix the problem without going to the treadmill (ie hiring people), I imagine that would involve overhauling their validation pipeline and workshop api to accurately reflect all of their business concerns. They would likely only ever do that for counter-strike, which I understand has a number of problems with its outsourcing scheme as well. For tf2, the name of the game appears to be generating enough income to offset the cost of keeping the lights on, and for that purpose average to below average slop from the emporium is apparently adequate.
>>542620263It's always the same niggas
>>542634724and the problem with that is...?
>>542634332Emporium discord insider here.Most of the halloween case wasn't made by the emporium, they had a melty over it. Valve doesn't give a shit about the emporium, they select whatever they want.
What are some easy contracts? Only done afterlife and toxic
>>542635308Workshop should be for everyone, not just the same niggas every updatePlenty of talented people never get anything added, meanwhile these people have multiple pages of self-mades in their backpack, bit unfair innit
>>542635995Ghost Fort
me when i win 1 match of powerhouse
emporiumxisters btfo
>>542615974Why did valve suddenly decide kylul is the unofficial taunt maker now, just hire him and call it official taunts ffs at least we would get something officially made by valve then
>>542635995Harvest can be done quickly with the NataschaOutburst is bugged so you get it almost instantly by damaging SaxtonHelltower can be done in one go by stepping in and out of the Bombinomicom at the endPit of Death, Mannsylvania and Circus can be done quickly by collecting a pickup and spamming L and re-picking it up
I have Halloween koth fatigue
>>542636176people are calling emporium slop anything now, my buddy got his soldier beard added into the game,he never joined the emporium discord, but some bastards decided to call his work emporium slop, this is why the tf2 community is doomed, you are not even letting newcomers in
>>542635824If that's true, it's really funny that zesty is complaining so loudly.He wanted fewer repeat contributors, less seasonal tacky crap, fewer maps and unusual effects and as far as I can tell he got all of that. To hear him tell it though this is just as bad if not worse than the absolute sewage that was SF 2020 / 2021.Even if the stuff that made the cut isn't great, and it isn't, I'm not offended by some mid cosmetics I might see occasionally existing.
>>542635995the bosses ones arent too hard, the game is pretty helpful with what counts as killing the boss. The ghost fort one is tedious though
>>542637361The issue is ultimately Valve's taste
Solarlight, whatever happened there
Has anyone ever pushed to Steel last and actually capped? I've never seen BLU directly cap E before without A-D. Have you ever seen it happen?
Contracts were invented so scunts could justify doing literally nothing but running for the intel room on 2fort and trying to kill a comfy round
smissmas 2025 will save the gametrust the plan
>>542638964Yes quite a few timesIt's easy if an Engi sets up on E before the rest of the team starts cappingIt also requires RED to be somewhat retarded and not go defend E, staying on A
>>542638927Whatever happened there? Whatever happened there?!I'll tell you what happened! This piece of shit's main called me a faget six times without any provocation whatsoever!
Would you rather buff the Dalokohs Bar or Buffalo Steak Sandvich, and why?
Funny how slurs.tf is already forgotten about despite coming back
>>542639965[someone] said [something] 10 years ago can only hold people's interest for so long
items for this feel?
>>542640170TF2 Emporium made a book?!
>>542640170Tour of Duty ticket
>>542640170>Zelephanty Jesus in the backgroundlol!
>>542640170anything made by NeoDement
>>542639814steak because as a concept it has potential to be fun but its just bad right now (not to mention you could just remove the damage vulnerability and it would be fine)dalo's extra hp is just boring and not as much as a life saver as healing up with banana/sandvich, aside from being a curveball when people think you only have 300hp it doesn't have much potential
>>542640170reddit word
>>542641193lol not at all.
>>542641193It started on the chan tho with goyslop
>>542640520Who's this fatty?
>>542638964Yes, but only against uninitiated defenders
>>542641809that's what makes it reddit
>>542604507Misao my wife.
>>542592170>>542592264Do it pussy
>>542639965it's only for community comp. I don't play comp. Nobody I know plays comp. I don't care if some loser on youtube said retard or fag 10 years ago
>>542642741 >>542611426
>>542644638REM? What does that mean?
>>542644638but ram is better
Not going to lie if sizzling aroma pops up on a decent hat I'll probably buy it, but more than likely it won't. Ocean swirl and the rest of the effects are pretty mid
>>542645471Last good effect from the past updates was Stellar Ascent
Anon >>542592170 is an Eternal Nigger.If he won't use my >>542592264 idea, then God willing I will do it myself.Or I would, but I don't have a nametag, and can't afford one.And also don't know what to put it on.
>>542645654It is good, but personally I didn't like it too much. Far too flashy for me. I like the simpler stuff, and it doesn't help that trader mains have bogged the hell out of Stellar/Celestial ascent now.
>>542592170/tf2g/ ain't got shit on me
>>542646660Though I said that I would rather have eerie flames. Copycats of it started appearing on the steam workshop from the troonporium, but I don't blame them when its been more than ten years since the first one was added, and we all know eric is too lazy to scroll that far back
>>542592170Based king not caving in to pedoniggers
>>542592170>>542592264>didn't deliverwhat a faggot
>>542592170Anon's Personal Hiroshima
>>542640520>>542639146
well, that was disappointinghere's a proper one since that guy won't do his, I need a new name anyway
>>542650349super niggers
>>542650349HALE'S OWN PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK AUSTRALIUM NIGGER KILLER
>>542650349I cream in Lolis
>>542650349tour guide nixon
>>542650349shupogaki cunny box
>>542650349Shupo lover 4 lyfe
>>542650349HALE'S OWN PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK AUSTRALIUM BLACK BOX
>>542650349bing onions is fake
>>542650349Konata cunny and tummy
>>542650349get your lol on at 4chan.org/tf2g/
>>542650349shupo shupo
>>542650349my epic
>still no sevenbros....... it's my lucky number....
>>542650349Glass Box of Loli Pee
>>542650349Shupo cunny and tummy
>>542650349I DRINK PISS
>>542651187:Ocaptcha: 2KVSH
>>542650349Tom Pearl's Shit Log
>>542651337WINRAR
>>542651187
>>542651337What a CRINGE name.
>>542651337
>>542651337what a BASED name
Not going to ask what the next OP should be since I already know what the answer is.
Why isn't the seal mask in the contract drop pool? It's an old school Halloween item yet isn't included
what should the next OP be?
>>542650634>>542592264This being 4 twice actually got me
>>542651927>>542522256
>>542652023Anon you aren't gonna believe this.
>>542652023uhhhhhhhhhh 4 twice is 8, DUMPASS
>>542371654>>542651927
#AddMegatronCosmetic
>>542651337alrighti need another 7 plsanything goes
>>542652317super niggers
>>542650349Jesus christ how much is that thing?>>542652317All aboard the rapetrain!
>>542652317shupo tummy and cunny
>>542652317on a list btw
>>542652397no fucking way
>>542652397wowee
>>542652397well...... I was expecting something different but that's alright too.
>>542652397>>542651337
>>542652397YOU FUCKING NIGGER KILL YOURSELF
>>542651927
lol. i'm pretty happy with having done that
>anon delivered
>>542652595based
>>542652690Manchild losers ruin everything..
Reminder to not use threads posted before 750.
>>542639965>something sus happens, people talk about it>purge it, topic switches to how it got purged>then bring it back so both conversations are overgenius play from the tf2tuber clique desu
>>542652595based delivery
>>542654836Cringe*
>>542654820straight
HUGE SHUPO VICTORYSHUIPOS WON IN THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEASWE BETTER GET THOSE SHUPO COSMETICS, ERIC
>>542654836w-why are they looking at me like that?
>>542655304Because it's AI slop.
>>542655304They want your aussie.
>>542655304they saw your golden pan drop notification and just went into shark mode
>>542371006Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>542657406fempyro
>>542657446Nu-uh, females don't have penises!
>>542657582yeah they do idiot read a book
doomsday is the white manns map
doomsday is where i got my best sharking done because new players were there for the achievements and free hat
>>542657638Shup up
>>542657786okay
>>542657767baste
>>542657406Fempyro and her big futa cock
>>542657983Not a real mercenary.
>>542658054Incredibly incorrect
>>542406696Merasmus looks like THAT?smash
Finna post the next OP
>>542652258seconded
>>542658176Nur nur nur
>>542658320>>542658320>>542658320GOTTAM
>>542396128I like Zesty's takes but i don't trust those Dahmer glasses
>>542658434thanks pally
>>542658313GO GO GO!>>542658434Early thread, doesn't count.
>>542658596no it wasn't it was posted at 750, and your thread is even earlier judging by the timestampyou lost
>>542658840It was posted at 749 you wank stain.
>>542659249>he's on mobileoh no no nophonefags don't show the OP in the post total but it counts, you outed yourself
See (You) in the next thread!https://youtu.be/2RQdBPsFum0
