Witch Girl Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2025 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>542371006
MvM updetto status?
>>5426585722 more weeks
total witch girl victory
*sips*yep, this is the thread
>>542658608im losing hope shupobro...
WE'RE IN HERE!>>542658313
>>542658749no we're not fagola
>>542658749>fake early threadlmao fuck off
GREETINGS MORTALS!i, MERASMUS, have come to cast the spell of 3 MORE SHITTY KOTH MAPS FOR NEXT YEAR!
Miss Pauling needs to be punished for making the mercs (my fucking heroes) do difficult life-threatening missions to kill them
3 NIGASON CART
>>542658862Your thread has already been invaded by off-topic manchild spammers lol>>542658991It wasn't early, I posted it after 750.
post fraggin' tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve4qfo7kXho
>>542659147https://youtu.be/OYBZrRCCrXE
>>542659113your timestamp is 3 seconds sooner which means you made it even EARLIER than this and sat on it like a faggottake the L
>>542659279I didn't post it at 749 though.
>>542659147https://youtu.be/2HjLN1TA3bc
>>542659147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ
>>542659147https://youtu.be/8Hn-pNxtByM?si=yepCy_dGsQesGK_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aV9HGFnFnA
>>542659147https://youtu.be/24Eh2-DZTgQ
>>542659413see>>542659449
I don't know why the schizo is complaining and samefagging his dupe thread, this thread is on topic and has no anime
>>542659530>>542659580bonkumirumind
>>542659596I am on PC bitch.
This thread has shupos, so I'm sticking with this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>542659801based
>>542659789then you're a dumbass that can't read the post count
>>542659737he refuses to ever admit he lost
>>542658320Good job sister, you got yourself in the OP I rooted for you last thread
>>542659883IT SAID 749
>>542659147https://youtu.be/siVrZ5XoRAY?si=T2TPkB13sl_A9N8S
>>542659112>>542659841>>542660061oh yeah, real thread confirmed
>>542659921that isn't me tho but I appreciate your congratulations anyway :)
>>542660169You just happen to use the same image with the same name, and md5...
>>542660510+1
>>542659112>>542659841>>542660061
i see graveyard without a friend is still the most ass contract
>>542660838>soldier's wristit is sad how humans are brought up to see things in this twisted, perverted lens
>>542660301that doesn't mean it's me, I'm a man. you can keep your projection to yourself :)
This general sucks ass
>>542661489uhuh, your passive aggressiveness is very masculine. everyone belives you!
>>542659957No it didn't, the only way you saw that is if you're a filthy mobile fag, or a retard, or both.>6 posts after new thread was posted>last thread is at 756>756 - 6 = 750It's as shrimple as that
>>542659801>>542659870Samefags
>>542661795it was MEHaye did it like this
>>542659875what a betrayal
>>542658320>finally able to finish afterlife contractpost your gargoyles tf2g
>>542658320>>542658645>tumblrfaggot
>>542663339ur just projecting sweety.
>>542663339not my fault that's where uberchain posts his stuff
>>542663035i like koth laughter its my favorite map
Ayo paint your bigger menn on campus team spirit yo
>some guy gave me 75 keys for a gay scout hat>gamba'd them all immediately>this is the resultdoes anybody need any of this? is any of it good? I don't do the whole trading scrap and keys autism thing often enough to know
>>542664803no
>boot up the game for the first time in a year>favorite servers are all dead>everything is 64 player slot RTD slop now
>>542664803>>542664920Here is the picture
is this the thread?
>>542665009jesus christ
>>542665009It's all absolute dogshit anon, sorry to say you should've spent the keys on something else>>542665097Yep
>>542665130>>542665108do you want a Strange Winger?
>>542663969respectable choice, I like megalo the most it has a certain charm to it that I like
>>542665130>>542665108I had fun doing the gamba tho
>>542663035fyi I got my gargoyle when it was first added to the game (2015)
>>5426591472007 approved fragging tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9jhtuscZ4
>>542665804you should play more tf2
>>542665846I remember when this was all over newgrounds animations
getting demoknight fatigue
>>542666000>666>000I obey
>>542666000okay satan
I find it funny how TF2, a casual game, had their only stun weapon completely nerfed into the shitter because "stuns dont belong in an fps".Yet OW, a tryhard game that has been paying to push competitive since day 1 with tourneys and ranked n shiet, is full of stun mechanics, and their comp players don't seem to give a cra.I wonder what the retarded compfags who bailed to OW when MYM flopped and I'm 100% sure hated the sandman thought about the absurd amount of stuns in OW.
>>542667224Stuns allow for le epic combos of teamwork (tm) anon
>>542667224valve even has multiple characters that use stuns in deadlock so where is the #brinbackthesandman
>only stun weapondoesn't play the game
>>542659147https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGo-MLA6YfU
>>542665009lmao I remember the first and only time I ever used a key to open a crate I got a strange winger and looked it up and it was worth like 11 cents and I never uncrated anything ever again.
>>542668893>>542669128tally hall x TF2!?!?!!
>>542669232You learned your lesson early, good
spamming / flooding
>>542669360I love them so much..
shupos really won in the marketplace of ideasand this demented autist lost BIGLY
>>542669934That's what all blue archive spammers do.
>>542670150he's malding hard his dupe spam thread was deleted
>>542668893>>542669128>>542669364>>542669582>>542669812Thread culture
>>542658572>>542658608>>542659530>>542659557The Brutal Bouffant should be a Misc.
>>542670150it's pretty sad how he refuses to let go
>>542670231Wasn't spam because it wasn't early.
>>542670847cope yours was posted before this one which makes it early
>>542671123I didn't post it before 750 though.
>>542665009I see some cool stuff in there, are those Vaccinator Stangifiers? I could eat that. I could maybe eat some of those strange parts too. Can you post prices?
>>542659147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnNSAYrKFXI
>>542671271you made it early and then sat on it to try and get an earlier timestamp which is even worsestay coping and malding
>>542668893Sniper>>542669128Medic>>542669364Demoman>>542669582Soldier>>542669812Spy
>>542671493Andrew is Heavy.
>>542658572first part is coming as soon as, again, August 27th
>>542664484You got it!
Tuesdays, amirite?
>>542670548New Shupo???
>>542674365I'm sorry you lost your CP, anon
does anyone have the image of eric smith replying about the green pyro saying something like some people may like it that way? i have been trying to find this but i can't find it
>>542675673>does anyone have the imageI imagine a lot of people have it
>>542674365i lost like 50 of farmageddon earlier i was so mad
>>542675673Here ya go
>>542676041thank you
>>542674365Doing Gorge is such a slog.>2CP which means outside of those two points, there's no other way to get souls>Standard crumpkin and pumpkin bomb sidemissions>Also final point being a general slog if you're on attack>Jesus christ why is there 20 million skeletons??
>>>/fit/76725506
>>542671279post trade link and what you want, you can have them
I HATE THE MATCHMAKERMAPS ARE ALL GREEN AND IT CAN'T FIND ME A SINGLE MATCHFUCK YOUUUUUU JILLLLLLL
>>542678189NEATO
>>542676668I don't believe you
What would convince you to join Team Grey?
>>542680162you killing yourself
>>542680162Olivia rimjobs
>>542680162
>>542679489k
>>542680162>slopi feel conflicted
Thank God for gargoyles making shitty maps slightly faster to complete.
>>542680512do you like it because a machine made it and also dislike it because what the machine made was a sexy child
>>542680512Most drawings are slop.
>>542680512same
>>542670548Jesus is the clipping so bad with that hair
>>542681223why*Fuck
>>542667224Wasn't mcree's stun got heavily nerfed though? That was the last time I touched that game.
Bros...
>>542681447Because they're not supposed to go together.Because the hair is considered a hat and not a misc.
>>542680512slop is good when it makes my pp hard
>>542682793Imagine getting hard over cartoons..
>>542680917i dislike it cus machineprinciples, sorry, i know
>>542684078I don't have to imagine it
He’s so perfect bros
>>542658320
>>542684342he could ride me anytime!
blud is schmexy asf *giggles*
>>542680162Someone check anon's hard drive real quick.
>>542689710wtf i love zesty now?!?!?!?!??
>>542689483tummy...
>>542684342are you the same sniper poster from last thread? i admire your dedication
>>542689483wait one more thing.there, NOW it's art
>>542691485tummy...
just got this drop!
>>542692498*deletes*
>>542691483sexsexsexsex>>542691485sexo
>>542691485>>542691483actuall cisfag coomer slop KYS
>>542692883>cisfagimagine actually writing this, you need to go back
>>542692498nice, hat drops r awesome
>>542692883you'll say this yet wont even touch the tf2 board on /y/ with a ten foot pole, you're a larping fag
>542692883
>>542678189Keep silent MMR, but base it on relative statistical performance rather than purely win loss. Make scrambling more accessible and give all modes timer / round bumps targeting 25 mins. Keep filtering to a minimum, if games can be formed which separate low skill / time players (bronze-gold equivalent) from the middle (plat diamond) and high (master+) I think that is sufficient.
>>542692883>esl *buzzword* *buzzword* *buzzword*go back
>>542692883so true bestie
What happened to actually talking about TF2?
>he was forced to play freaky fair
I only have good aim as Scout when I'm playing Harvest.I genuinely don't know why.Every other map I whiff my shots but on Harvest something just snaps in my head and I activate Devil Trigger Mode.
Did Zesty win yet?
>>542696424uh huh yeah sure time for sex with honey
>>542696638You are not funny.
>>542696424sex with honeysex with honey
>>542696865You are not funny.
>>542696910i wasn't speaking to you retard, stop replying to me
>>542696751>>542696910neither are you nerd
>>542696424So is the fact that half the cast are nude while the other cast wear clothes ever brought up in the games or comics?I mean it's gotta be kinda weird right?
>>542697127Well then stop making cringe jokes.
>>542697427I don't think they'll ever address it, it's just always been a cartoon thing like Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny. In fact they redesigned the one character that dressed like Sonic (Sally) to have full clothes and just never said anything about it afterThat animation takes me back
>>542697754nigger
>>542697754jokes?
>>542693950Baited, i never even heard of that place, you must be gay.
is it just me or is serverbrowser.tf not working
>>542697919Racism is bad.
>>542697943Obviously they are because they are not real.
>>542699207source on this?
i promise i will heal you
>>542699207no one is saying this>>542699270many are saying this
>>542696424she cannot escape i will rape her
>>542693923thats not a hat
>>542700543hat as colloquialism for cosmetic as the first few sets of cosmetics were all hats
>>542689087'mogus bottom left second panel
>>542700018You are not funny.
>>542700814thanks i forgot about the amongus easter eggs
>>542700018how is it rape when its consenting
>>542700814I see it
alright broskis, give this guy a proper name and description, no guidelines as long as it fits the weapon. My first ever proper strange and already 5700 kills! Been having a blast using it honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LocN_8YJTfY
>>542701379Fire in the hole!
>>542699207nigger nigger nigger nice report faggot
>>542701379Stop calling for rolls nigga
>>542701523Stop being rasist you cracker ass nigga.
>>542701379>no roll, only the name that i wantBoringGlad you are having fun with the game however
>>542700945hes funny XD
>>542701593>Stop calling for rolls niggaI don't know what rolls mean but I'm assuming you're mad at that anon asking for suggestions. You're free to ignore Anon's post and engage with the shupos, anime girls and countless other off-topic shit, no one's stopping you. what the fuck is wrong with you faggots?
>>542701171DEMQFLQYD le WQN?
I haven't played in like 3-4 years It seems as though I've missed out on a lot of lore
>>542701867>anime out of nowhereyou are replying to the floydschizo
oh boy schizo meltdown hours
>>542701996>floydschizohe's still here? forgive me, I only return to this board every swissmass and scream fortress
>>542702184He hasn't been here for months nigga
>>542702184he never left despite everyone hating him, he lives here
Which mastercomfig preset do you guys use? gameplay doesn't feel 60fps despite net_graph showing 250ish. Screen refresh rate set to 60idk what's causing this issue
>>542702184read the thread
The greatest and sexiest singer of all time is now homeless and has paranoid schizophrenia.
>>542703067damn, hope billie's doing okay
>>542703067Whomstd've?
>processing vulkan shaders>100% CPU usageum, isn't it supposed to be using my nvidia card?
>>542702401medium but with a lot of stuff changed like ragdolls put back on and high characters so their faces move etc
>>542659147https://youtu.be/bYbN2nyuN9Y?si=bboPvpSkl3maomeb>>542680162i love olivia, but it's ai....(•ิ_•ิ)? ( ¡ )
>>542703205I'm talking about JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY
>>542703067eddie vedder is doing just fine, thanks
>>542703298I'll try but my laptop wont fare well ig>>542703389>i love olivia, but it's ai....she's a child
Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?
>>542703389you're one of my favorite posters
I don't even know what set the schizo off this time. Being called a nigger?
all the animeposters already went to sleep why is this retard even having a melty
the tranny pretender must've heard the miracle musical for the first time or something today but i've been fating my stars and dreaming sweet in sea major for like years now
>>542701379b4nny anal vore connoisseur
>>542701379Satan's Own Rocket Launcher
>>542701379Cream the rabbit
>>542703767I love Olivia (pre-timeskip)
>>542707653since when were pedos allowed on this board? Ban the Loli and olivia posters istg. I'm starting to think that the mods are actually pedos themselves
>>542708398you're gonna love /bag/
>>542701379sex with olivia
it's fucking impossible to find games for contracts
So don't bother with contracts. Ez
I'm not playing any Halloween maps. You're literally a FOMO cuckold if you play Halloween maps in mid Halloween which isn't even Halloween yet.Go fuck yourself. Post 31st is more Halloween than right now. Halloween should start on the 31st and end a week later
would you rather have a flat mesugaki gf who mains sniper and topfrags or a bit tiddy genki gf who mains medic
>>542711762I'd rather rape the sniper main for her crimes of playing Sniper
>tf2 blogposts
>>542711762the latter without hesitation
>>542701379Hellbound Howitzer
>>542711762The latter, easily
would you rather have a flat mesugaki gf who mains sniper or a fat mesugaki gf who mains sniper
>>542711762i have a flat mesugaki gf but she mains scout poorly
>>542712759the latter again, because at least she'd have boobsstop trying to give me flatties faggot
(Scout's voice) I am the oldfag here
>>542713120>2008>still has an ugly brown badgeValve really needs to update this shit
>>542713231>cs2 has a 5 and 10 year badge automatically distributed when you've owned the game for those amounts of timeyeah they do not have an excuse
I am very based
>>542713514Either that or just redo the distribution so the gold badge isn't for THREE (3) months and the silver badge isn't just for ten months out of the game's 18 year lifespan
>Get stomped twice in a row, don't finish contract>Get stomped twice in a row, again. Still don't finish contract>Everyone votes for a different map anyway
>>542712141for what movie was this disclaimer used
>>542714061Bonesaw?
>>542714538Even worse. Helltrain.
>>542714061nigga helltrain is easy, just use the other exit if you are getting spawnkilled and use the spells
>>542714538the first cars movie
Freaky Fair has reignited my love for spy. In the alternative universe where tf2 still received love and balance changes, spy getting his movement buffed would probably be one of those changes.>>542714423I think it was rush hour.
>>542714907>rush hourah yeah that would make sense
>>542714891Unless you're running to cap the intel and nothing else you're left with defense and without the aid of two other engies you get fucked because the intel room is damn near impossible to defend by yourself.
Why are redditors spamming the word slop in every single TF2 video’s comments
>me looking at all the non strange warpaints knowing full well I won't use any of them. I just wish every warpaint defaulted to a strange weapon. it would be so cool
everypony is spamming the word slop everywhere because we're approaching 2008 class consciousness again
>>542715410slop has become the new internet buzzword for "thing I don't like"
>>542715508What would they call things they like ? Sex ?
>>542715506>class consciousnessdon't give me hope
>>542715587based or peak
>>542715410Because every single tf2 video in 2025 is slop
post your strange weapons /tf2g/Let's see how they stack up
i thought i was on my last contract with farmageddon but actually i still have one for pressypiss
i sold all my stranges. had an rl with 1100+ kills on it
>>542716187why sell them anon?
>>542716584i don't need to watch a number go up to enjoy the game
>>542719012>i don't need to watch a number go up to enjoy the gamethats like saying "i dont need a game to make me happy!" its subjective innit?
i have finished contracting
New tf2g meme: I can has sandvich? (i can has cheezburger + the sandvich)
>>542719483that's true. stranges are for some people, just not for me>>542719939has potential
>>542719725wow! now you can use those hard earned hats-OH WAIT, they're Halloween restricted! just enjoy the game.
>>542719939already 5000% better than demofloyd
>>542720163i like lots of the halloween restricted hats, all community servers have halloween mode on perpetually, and im really just looking for the last two that i want that have voice lines attached
does anyone here on /tf2g/ have elite ball knowledge on certain characters and letters that make tf2 freak out? I wanna have some fun with name tags and item descriptions. I really want to leave a lasting presence on the guy i just killed/ inspected my weapon
>>542691483yes I will always be here for him
>>542720163Debunked! Your ideology has lost in the marketplace of ideas, next!
>>542720163>>542722457de_stroyed
>>542719725i kneel
The Medic should have a whip that damages teammates and lets them know when they're doing something bad.
https://youtu.be/33uGVP0Q5ME?si=5GVnPeT_NRQcM4MZ SOVL
>>542713120Was this one of your presents for Christmas of '08?
Yesterday I got 2 bird heads, 1 voodoo soul and the wolf head for medic doing contracts... think I've reached my peak here
>>542713231>>542713514>>542713976>brown badge for <3 years>silver badge for 4-6 years>gold badge for 7-9+>diamond badge for 10+>prior silver badge holders gain a silver trim on their badge (trim should stand out from its respective main color. maybe its shinier?)>real gold oldfags get an australium trim and an unusual effect on the badge (little gold particles?)>all the badges are the same item, but you can style swap between your 'unlocked' variants, and disable the trims/unusual effect>pre-f2p players gain the ability to replace the icon on the badge with a dollar sign, along with a "dollar green" color and trimfeel thats fair, no?speaking of, anyone else feel like the casual level badge should be, y'know, an actual badge?it feels like a really mundane thing that should be that isnt.
>year you started playing>the whacky things that your old friend group(s) you used to play tf2 with are up to nowI started playing 11 years ago and I don't even want to talk about what I saw just browsing through a few Steam profiles
>>542665804sameI just started to play less with gun mettle and invasion updates earlier that year and even less with though break and finally took a three year break with meet your match
>>542737095>I don't even want to talk about what I saw just browsing through a few Steam profilesBut you came up with the topic of discussion. At least pretend to be someone else by splitting your posts in half with one being the discussion starter and then reply to yourself with that bullshit
>>542716187Based. Stranges are wackGet Collector's weapons instead
>helltower contract
>>542739627It's easy niggaJust step in and out of the Bombinomicom at the end (don't become a ghost tho)
>>542739295maybe ten years ago nowadays it would just be dumb to do that
>>542740097Nah, I wouldn't say dumb. It's a good investment for the future Like Dogecoin
I drew this meme in 2011, found it in dropbox, came to share it before deleting itI think it was meant to represent my piss poor aim while getting stabbed to death by a f2p spy but I can't really remember
>>542741132I feel called out
>>542740097sweet jesus look at that price-fixing. total trader main death
>>542713231>be newfag>demand you be catered tolol, lmao even
>>542713231They added one to shit on post-MYM newfagsI'm sorry if you didn't get it despite playing the beta
>Get absolutely demolished during the round>Win the Hell, bumper car, death run, etc. minigame at the end>Win the whole roundYou love to see it
>All that for a pair of goggles...
>>542737095>10 years ago>we formed off a shitpost on a ubup server>now they've all fallen for various LGBwhatever things and i dont talk to any of them>the one that i still played with responded like a crack addict when i said "yeah im not playing warframe anymore"i dont like thinking about it, really.
>>542743132based
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>542750404Everyone is getting ready to play Pokemon Legends Z-A.
>>542741537You just had to contact Steam Support if you didn't get one despite being in the beta. Happened to me.
/tf2g/ is dead.
>traded my Dapper Disguise back when untradeable items could be gifted>now I have no way of getting oneI wouldn't use it but I'm mad about it
>>542758902The g stands for graveyard.
Let it die.
Are large scale bots back on Valve servers?I tried to play a match on Well and all players were walking really weird. I checked their accounts and they all had weird Hindi hyphonisation you only see when you check their account on steam.I tried talking to people on the server about it, but the only 2 real players were Russian, so they are retarded and didn't answer. Probably didn't even realize they were playing with bots either.The bots weren't even aimbotting. It was like they were on MvM robot ai.
Bringing back quickplay would be infinitely better and more heathy for the game than releasing a halloween reskins of old maps
>>542741132>this amount of sovlbased comic anon
>>542766920no but zestyjesus said this, and he called someone a tranny once, so I have to say no out of principle
>casual has been in the game longer than quickplay
Zesty Jesus: From Sinners To Saints (3:03:51)
Uncle Dane: From Saying Nigger to Saving TF2 (4:09:13)
b4nny: HUGE Dustbowl Killstreak 50+ KILLS! (34:15)
Eric Smith: Top 10 Way To Make Your Pink Cookies Tastier (2:18:57)
Kill spooky pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>542768526Neato!
I think the Thermal Thruster should be able to be used at any time (without the long delay) by air-jumping, similar to how the BASE Jumper is deployed. But it should also use a your primary ammo whenever you perform a thruster jump.
>>542771749shit idea. we dont need pyrosthey need to die
>>542771749*sniff**sniff**sniff*
>>542771963Nobody asked for your opinion you stinky demokn*ght player.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6CrBOhMMw
>>542771749Yes, but also anyone using the Thermal Thruster should not be able to pick up intel
>>542771749Truth nuke: the thermal thruster should have been a flare gun with massive self knockback but low damage
>>542775886It should have made pyro 30% more affected by all knockback altogether so you can rocketsurf better
>>542771749I think the hot hand should crit from behind while you're crouching
>>542777534i think i need sex with these shupos
>>542777681>>542774671
>>542778586Funny?
>>542777681based
>>542775886holy saggers
>>542771749Remove pyro from the gamePut fempyro in his place instead
Too slow mortal! The sniper has bunnyhopped away!
Is this at all profitable with stream revenue or does he just do it for the love of the game?
>>542781650tax write off to fuel his gambling addictionthis is always the case
>>542780814Remove fempyro from the gamePut me in her place instead
>>542782341Remove fempyro from the gamePut her on my face instead
>>542781650I don't think 125ish bucks is that hard to make from a single youtube video (+ the stuff you unbox)
>>542781650Genuinely have no idea how people enjoy watching someone unbox stuff, and yet it's one of the longest lasting tf2 video formats
>overly excited from the adrenaline of playing comp>cant sleepi dun goofedhow do i calm myself down now
>Its another giant demo with the zatoichi and a vax medic up his ass on crasher gameSigh...
>>542784196Jerk off to fempyro so you can sleep
>>542784313obese or regular
>>542768526>>542769347nooo eric stop eating bloopander's big pink puppet 'cookie'...
>>542784550Futa and obese
>>542768526>server browser has been in the game longer than both
>>542784876may god forgive me for what i must do
>>542784876
>>542784313>>542784876>>542785103
>the ambassador is le bad because... IT JUST IS, OKAY????
>>542784876i need her
Any way to make a moonman loadout?
>>542786484I guess.
>>542787520Yeah that's the closest I got as well, damn
Is there any good reason to keep untradeable/unmarketable cases in my inventory?
>>542786484Why would you want one?
The best girl in the game.
>>542788951Because I don't play on that shithole, I terrorize matchmaking
>tranny furry pedo so mad i took out his retarded attempt at putting a tele behind our spawn>internet and game started having problems kicking me out and making me lose my contract points when it was almost complete
>>542789573They aren't alive so they have no gender.
>>542790137I know that it's possible for one person to DDoS the whole server but is it actually possible to fuck with (You)r Internet connection specifically?
>>542785764Youtube brains think it's bad even though it objectively still has one of the highest DPS in the game right now. But it needs to be even better though! It was even better in the past though, before I played the game! It was nerfed by the meanie competitive players and Valve who rightfully understood that spy shouldn't be the strongest 1v1 class in the game... But that's bad!
i think spy has too much actuallymaking him run as fast as medic really put him over the top
>>542790865well my little shitbox isp router randomly does restart itself when it feels like it which i fucking hate but then the server lagged after playing another round that was gonna end and a disconnect message popped up and then couldn't rejoin it anymore so who knows
>>542784307Crasher is bad because Heavy is THE only meta, and nothing else matters. The half-zatoichi can do practically nothing against a giant Heavy. The winner of Crasher is essentially always decided by whichever team isn't goofing around (ie, the team that keeps picking Heavy and actually tries to win)
>try to join zombie infection>can't find matchmaking region 5 timesis it just me?
>>542790137thinking everyone you dont like on the internet is an epic hackerman out to get you is pretty mentally sick ngl gonna lie fampai
>>542793481The matchmaker is shitting itself today. I don't even have a ping limit set and everything I have selected is green but it takes forever to find a match. Right now I've been searching for four minutes. Fucking ridiculous.
>>542722189i wish to be this dedicated to engie one day
>542793718deflecting
I deleted an item that I thought I would not need in TF2 and I reached out to support asking to get it restored today, and got told to fuck off because apparently its a two step process and that I should've known not to do it. That being said, the response I got was from a woman name, so there's a high chance it was either an actual woman and her hormones told her to do it, or a highly estrogenated power tripping trannoid. Either way, should I try again in a bit? Anyone had successful attempts at solving issues like that in the past?
>>542794450You won't get your items back. They stopped restoring items years ago due to people abusing the system, now if you delete an item or get scammed it's tough luck, pal.
>Peak hours>Maps all have green bars>Can't find a single match on the maps I have selectedThere's people that STILL defend this piece of shit matchmaker
>>542794450oh my god
>>542795063>Peak hoursin the middle of the night?
>>542794268It's easy broYou just have to believe
>>542795243uhhh...timezones?
>>542794450which item was it?
Yep matchmaking is dead again. Wait until Zesty hears about this.
I hate shit medics so much. This is not just me being petty, medic is my 2nd most played class, and I loathe how so many people just play so sub optimally and shit. Like, how dim do you have to be to heal only 1 person the whole game, or purposely not heal a teammate when you're walking to a fight? Why do you refuse to heal multiple people or learn what overheal is? It's ghastly how people are so bad at the game, especially when Medic is not hard to play.
>>542741537>>542753125I wonder if I still could. They never gave me mine but I could prove it with screenshots
>>542795452The spellbook that you put pages into, I want it
>>542794450>retardedly deletes an item of his own accord>reee it's them hormonal women-types to blame!
Go left!
>>542795791Its stupid that they won't restore your spellbook. You shouldn't even be able to delete items like that nor should they take up inventory space.
Is it cringe hours right now or something
>>542795791I'm sorry for your loss anon
>>542795801You will never be a woman
>>542796085only cuz you're here
>>542769440Fuck spooky pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
I'd have sex with Saxton Hale to be honest
these classes that use their melee weapons often seems quite dishonest
>>542796310this but also femscout
>>542796310this butt shupos
>>542796310
>>542796216i don't want to be, projection-friend
