Abort Against Them edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>541135681
Pretty based edition, if I may say so myself.
>>541763802add 1. d4 to the list
>>541763802missing israel
I am cringing at the normalfaggization of chess. The zoomer era.Bullet! Blitz! Long games are for grandpas! OTB club? Nah, I just play online. Chess book? No, haven't read one. Ummmm it's actually not a sport, it's an esport, bro! We need more events with ENERGY! With CHARISMA! We need live audience cheering like during a football match! We need streams, we need ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY!
>>541769820Seconded. Queen's Gambit on netflix was a mistake. Anything chess-related on the internet has been completely bastardized.All you need is to compare the people writing comments 14 years ago on old chesstempo puzzles with the people writing comments on any chesscom daily today to see how bad it's become.
>>541770836>>541769820the jeetification since WC is far worse
>>541769820
>>541763802>what if chess, but american?was it a mistake?
>>541772927
>>541772927jeets and moral posturers are seething at an exhibition match with fucking otb bullet? lmao
>>541769820>learn about chess during the first pogchamps>that's literally meGood. Get the fuck out low T beta buck broken bitch boy. I am glad you're cringing. Keep doing it. MORE ENERGEY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv9gsKTs1gQ
>>541774035Sir? Do you enjoy making love to your sister sir???
hikaru should have slapped gukesh across the face and called him a faggot
>>541774669why would he do that
How can some people play for hours with no break? I get super tired after one hour of playing and stop seeing tactics.
>>541776224drugs
>>541776224better players play mostly on instinct so it's less tiring
>>541776224adhd hyperfocus
>>541776224being healthy
>>541777216This. Work on your mind, body and spirit for optimal outcomes.
>>541776224>>541777216>>541777850wasn't that one of the main reasons Magnus got to the top? he was healthy while all his opponents are slobs that give up during the endgame and stop trying because they don't have any energy left
>>541778078I think that's a great factor; he was the soccer captain in his school and was always active
Hans chat is always based
>>541781169This is why it's always funny when Hans flops. Little chuddies seethe.(lol)
>>541781480YWNBAW
>>541781169>basedThey're not "4chan"-based, they're "brainwashed by leftist medias"-retarded.Also why are leaves always shitposting?
Game of this century was Magnus vs Hans sinqufield cup
>>541781659I'm 100% sure this guy is an i*dian living in Canada. Many of them there.
>>541781523>tourist markov chain activatedlmao
https://lichess.org/pNdjBEGY3l2
When does Kasparov vs Anand start?
>>541782330I was away for 5 seconds but okay.
>>541781659wasn't Nepo number 2 until recently until he got too fat to keep playing chess anymore
>>541783647His mom died, anon.
>>541783740that's sad, but that was only last month, i think he gave up on chess before that
>>541783851She was dying, he spent a lot of time with her and didn't give a shit about chess.He's still super strong and can come back easily.
>>541782481 (Me)It actually starts for real in over 24h. Anon fucking lied to us.
Hans got MOKED so hard today he rage quit
>>541776224Are you fat? Is your diet slop? Are you addicted to TikTok?
>>541788351Can't say I'm surprised.
Hans is above all that, aight?
/chess/ never has a bad day, everyone here always plays at their peak
>>541789653
>>541789653actually I'm always having a bad day and never play at my peak (GM level, assuredly)
>>541714768This is a WFM Fatality board
>1. c3
I made it senpai, boolet brain activated.My rapid has been stagnating for a while around 2150 though, I wonder why...
>>541798162It must be because of cheaters, for sure!
>>541778078Yes he was a pioneer in that regard. He has considerable musculature too. After him many started taking their physical condition more seriously but none is on his levels. He would beat any of the other GMs in a ring
>>541799469Fischer was also very /fit/.
>>541798162I can't make up my mind. Is Bullet mostly played by geniuses or giga-retards, bros?It's gotta be one or the other.
>>541800310Giga-retards, junkies and drunk people.
>>541800715And that's only the first client.
>>541789653i've lost more ELO than you'll ever have
>>541802404>t.
Botvinnik interview from 1983, when he was at the computer chess world championship in New York:>When [Karpov] became World Champion he was able to force almost all of the Soviet Union's most creative chess players to work for him. If some master was famous for his ideas in the field of openings, he was summoned to the team or given an individual task to write a report on a given subject. It goes without saying that all this was kept top secret. In short, Karpov took on the role of exploiter of the ideas of others. There's no question that his talent allows him to use these ideas skillfully, but he himself is infertile, like a spayed bitch.
>>541805025Based. I didn't know Karpov was such a bitch.
chess but on this board
>>541807604There are way too many squares, silly anon.
>>541808628no that's just the optical illusion
BROS I DID IT I FUCKING DID ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>541810535Well played my nigga.
>>541810982Thank you!
>>541810535This is the zoomer telling you not to read chess books by the way
>>541799682garrychess lovers... we've losthttps://youtu.be/XZAyv-JQIsk
Stjepanlegends…….theyre laughing again…..https://youtu.be/bdVjAC0P_EQ?si=jROI-41TIVbv_Q_1
>>541816343Good comment section, everyone is mocking him for peaking at 2000, despite doing chess full time
>>541816343>passed him in online ratingto be fair, stjepan doesn't care about his online rating. he could grind lower rated opponents and use other online shitter tricks to farm, but at the end of the day, he wants to be a serious tournament player and imaginary internet points don't matter unless you're training in a way that's going to serve you otb.
>>541818452You’re retarded. He started a whole series doing an ultra try hard rapid grind to 2500 lichess and got hard stuck at like 2200
>>541818878i'm just saying you can easily farm online rating. there are 2800 CMs on chess com that are supposedly at the same level as IMs and GMs. at some point, online rating becomes meaningless if you can just farm it by playing selectively. no doubt stjepan could just search for 2000-2100 range and grind it out till 2500 that way, someone in the comments of that series even said so and he said he didn't want to play that way because rating is secondary to actual improvement.
>>541813895If he's good then good. If he's not well shogi is for fags anyway.
>>541816343and what chesscum rating is stjepan? because fide he is around 2000, no? i doubt that youtube zoomer reached 2000 fide within a few years
>>541818452>>541819415>t.
Hahaaa ma niggas down in Martin Luther King park d buss alla yo cracka asses, weak ass bitch ass niggas
Jajaa oye wey mis hombres cogerian tus putas bocas en la ajedrez wey
اللهم اهزم هؤلاء الكفار واجعلهم يخسرون جميع مباريات الشطرنج القادمة
I really enjoy chess as a game, but anytime I decide to play I get a sense of dread and put myself out of it. Am I retarded? How do I get over this?
>>541826427You dont have to play if you dont want to. I dont play chess, I just watch youtube videos sometimes.
>>541826427>I get a sense of dreadAsk yourself why.
>>541826427You've built a negative association with chess because it probably gives you anxiety about losing points and not being a special smarty pants. When you feel it just stay with the feeling, observe it for like 10 seconds, then replace it with "excitement" by simply asking yourself "what would it feel like if I was really excited about playing chess and I was looking forward to playing it all day" and your mind will fill in the blank. Do it every time that dread comes up and after a few times it will click and you'll get rid of it. Then play and focus on the game as a fun activity rather than tying it to your self-worth.
>>541832995Really great tip anon, i'm not the guy you answered to but it actually helped me now.
Is an e-board worth it?I've never played OTB, literally never, and would like to learn it. I know visualization will be a pain in the ass and I will probably lose a lot of rating, but isn't that the point, to learn chess OTB and start seeing as good as online?So, worth it?
>>541812193Zoomers have never read any book. Ever.
>>541812193>insulting an anon who's happy about reaching a new ratingvery mature
>>541838081Gee, I dunno anon.Take the plunge and let us know. Be a trailblazer.
>>541839080Man. Sometimes life's just not fair.
>>541839080They really are putting something in the water, aren't they?
>>541838081E N T E RNTER
oh boy
>>541799469But can Magnus beat FM GMCanty the Third Esquire, current reigning world champion in chess boxing?He weighs 100kg at manlet height.
>>541841478>burger>black fat fuckAin't beating the allegations.
when you see a /chess/ post with a tranime avatar you just have to picture a three hundred pond walrus i know i’m not the only one. ooooo me so schoolgirl ooo i eat cheetos
>>541826427Fear of failure.Develop confidence and this feeling will go away.
>>541842415>sees cute girl>thinks about obese menThis is the normal one.
>>541843569>he can't see behind the veilNGMI
>>541826427just do puzzles, or play against the humanoid bots on lichess such as the maia bots.t. coper
>>541798162Just got to 2200 bullet too!
>>541819415>no doubt stjepan could just search for 2000-2100 range and grind it out till 2500 that wayno he clearly couldn't loljust one tilt loss is all it takesand he's just not that good
>>541798162>>541848595I remember a while back on /tg/ a retard started sperging and seething at me about fide ratings and serious chess when I posted about my 2200 boolet but I'm glad we're past that. Congrats, anons!
>hide opponents' ratings>gain 150 points
