Previous: >>541955630>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), Gold City (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>four threads you retards.
Teio!
>>541972325Trash
this is fucking horrific
>>541972325Fuck off and die already
Every day until you like it
I LOVE FUCKING TEIO
This thread fucking blows
>>541972443kill yourself you retarded ritualposterI don't understand why the FUCK you keep doing it, it's not funny at all
>>541972562better than the other one with the outdated number
>Almost managed to Oguri Cap Speed with 2 cardsThis roll of mine... so close to the peak.
>>541972614why haven't you been banned yet
Here's your sprint runner bro, now give me my stars
>>541972579Because I canKeep seething
>>541972579>ritual>funny*facepalms*
>>541972645forget it jake, it's /vg/
>>541972613>level 45 on a free cardbwo?
I'm starting to like this retarded dog
>>541972786Post more Taishin.
>>541972805My legacy pulls 10 club points per week, I'm not spending 3000 crowns on +1 hint level.
>>541972836
What are we thinkin', she stand a chance?
>>541972820She's not retarded!
how many carats do we get from cancer cup assuming we win the finals, did they update the rewards yet?
Gold City is so pretty, I'm so glad I pulled for her.
>>541972976Such a good girl!*headpats her*
Wife vs daughter is too restrictive.So here is classification of Uma's based on their vibes if they are wife, daughter, or sister. Just how the 3 goddesses intended.
Allah swears by the horses when they are made to gallop into battle in His path (i.e., Jihad), and thus they run and pant, which is the sound that is heard from the horse when it runs.And [He created] the horses, mules and donkeys for you to ride and [as] adornment. And He creates that which you do not know.
>>541973076>did they update the rewards yet?>cyjewsSure thing, umadacchi...
>>541973238kill yourself
>>541973238Terrible listThey are all my daughterwivesExcept Shakur
>>541972939
>>541972060Theres nothing wrong with Rice Showers careerRetsu :(
>>541973257
>>541973238I want a Helios daughter so I can just wonder where I went wrong
gameplay discussion here>>541964042>>541964042>>541964042
THE LAST DAY LADSAREYOUREADY????
>>541972942It was close! Hope this is good enough for that sketchy guy.
>>541972805MLB brian is pointless anon, it ONLY gives you hint frequency
>>541973545you are mentally ill
damn the thread is truly dead3 threads full of retarded SEAnigs and AI slop spamming into back to back retard breadbakingsasuga...
>>541973545kys tranny
>>541973780O2 Telefonica
ANTI TRANNY THREAD>>541964042>>541964042>>541964042>>541973789You better start enjoying it cuz this will continue all day tomorrow, except when the BASED indo chads go to sleep
>>541973440lol wut
>>541973440Kino
Biko card at LB0, or Kitasan LB1 for the SSR card selector?
DO NOT ROLL FOR ANY UMA IN THIS IMAGEIMAGINE BEING ON THE SAME OR BELOW OPERA O.
>>541974047>RudolphI hate mutts so fucking much
>>541974047>Ayabe>badplease say it ain't so...
>dictating your taste and decisions with tier listsLmao fucking horoscopes for autistic zoomers
>>541974047I will roll Festa and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Is this good luck or what? Newfag btw
>>541974226eh
big ass ears
>>541974047no my monqueel...
>>541974047post the full tierl ist
>>541974047Thanks Im skipping most of these year 1 umas, ouch about Taishin, I really like her /fa/
ONEGAI... YAMETE
please be nice to curren chan
Call her dumb falcon one more time.
>>541973373Gyatt dayum
>>541974047>halloween creek that low tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay
>>541974459stupid bird
Fuck it, I'll take it
ROLL FOR MARUROLL FOR (1) RIKOROLL FOR OGURIROLL FOR BOURBON
>>541974459I would've pulled for her if her boobs was larger, her modest tits made me save carats
>>541974183her alt is good i guess.https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.htmlthis is a JP tier list so it's still far ahead.
>>541974609Her modest tits are the best part
>>541974627>DonnaDATS RIGHT
What parents should I focus on making?From what I've been reading my priorities should beSo far I assume my best course of action is to get 3* pow or stam blue, or 2* or 3* distance, and with as many skills as possibleAny specific umas that are good parents and are must builds?
>>541974627>regular ass vanilla suzuka and taiki>S>When they aren't even even good NOW let alone years from nowsuddenly gained 0 trust in this
>>541974627>red kitasan>white kitasan>black kitasanWill we get the entire super sentai of kitasans?
>>541974301What about them?
>>541974627>Summer Maru nowhere to be seenuhhhh
>>541974627mayano the scat
>>541974627>Red Kitasan>White Kitasan>Black Kitasan>Cant use Kitasan card
>>541974459I need her to lift me up and kiss me like a princess but I'm a 210 pound man
>believing anything anyone saysIt's all gaslight retards
>>541974792Suzuka is one of the big winners for evolved skills. Evolved concentration has a groundwork level accel effect built in with no extra conditions.
>>541974798it's only lore accurate>>541974765Seiun, Taiki, Maru, (Ryan)(lol)personally like Rudolf but she's not recommended somehow
>>541974627>Suzuka in SQRD?
>>541974627Mayano the cat
>>541974792buffs are coming during the anni i think
>>541975000FAGGOT RETARD SHUT UP
>>541974865by the time the newer versions come out you will have similar speed cards to use
>>541974792Their evolved skills are very strong
>silence suzuka>ss>not in ss tier>not a nazidisgusting
Are all orange umas rapists?
>>541975130Yes.
Jii
>>541974976Should I bother making them 9* blues?Or it doesn't matter as long as it's stam or power with good whites and pinks?
I want to give Suzuka my carrot.
This is the third time I got Taiki from 3* tickets... I love this burger but oh well
>>541975204Jiii...
>>541974893i mean she could do it
>chapter 3 shows tickezo kind of sucks and just clutched the derby>still beats biwa hayade every single race>chapter 4 shows brian is an unstoppable beast overkill acing every single G1 in all of uma musume>somehow biwa hayade is now some untouchable final bossuh...?
46820587CM3 test
>>541975204!
>>541975273You know their whole job is training right?
>>541975273consult the chart
>>541975223depending on your level of sweat you will be making specific parents for some CMs in which case I wouldn't bother with optimal Blues/Pinks2 Stars are good enoughfor general parents, yes but it's not something you would do everyday, but if you got nothing better to use borrows on might as well
>>541975246GIVE HER TO ME
>>541975273Thank God WINNING Ticket doesn't care about the triple crown she just cares about the derby, she's happy to leave Brian's ego unshattered
>>541975403damn creek won more big races than I thoughtno wonder cingray is trying to portray her in a more serious light she wasn't fucking around for a bit
>>541975403>Helios>1991huh? why is she depicted as a zoomer then?
>>541975130her non-existent chest is too erotic for my eyes
>>5419752781st Pace El Condor Pasa2nd and 3rd Late VodkasAnother CM398679209
>>541975407I want to make generally good parents of my ownNot really for specific CMs since I'm a poorfag and am at a natural disadvantage, but some generalist parents that can work well with any other borrowed parent would be good
>>541975403>horse of the year>won a single race???Mcqueen won more races that year
>check on an S club>all the members have 100-200k+ only the danchou has <100ksugoi
cm room results1st me2nd me3rd me
>>541975710>jobbers put more effort than the bossSounds about right
>>541975403>that Rice shower in the middle of the Mcqueen's
Now that's a race record
>>5419756031st Front El Condor Pasa2nd Late Fantasy El Condor Pasa3rd Late Grass Wonder
>>541975848Who?
>>541975528Tummy
>>541975403>1999 horse of the year>won 0 (zero) races in 1999?????
>>541975612ref doc has everything you need thenjust play the game and keep using your best parents until you hit a 3* and some lucky distance sparks and go from therelearn what whites are desirable (URA Finale and Groundwork for instance) and don't glue high white count horses until you know what you are doing
>>541975528Super Creek keeps fucking around with my penis...
HOLY FUCKBRIAN'S STORY IS -BORING-
>>541975884The final boss of the dirtThe Silence Suzuka of the SandsTHE top Umadol
>>541975909almost won L'arc that year
>>541974047Raisu... But her alt is so cute...
>>541975564she's gyaru, not zoomerthey localized gyaru speech with gen Z words
>>541975278>Pasa runs out of HP at the very end but jogs through the goal in timeRoom data: https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?bin=wvleDAVluW>>541975603>Fantasy Pasa rolls max duration rushed window and throws the win due to no HPRoom data: https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?bin=cPLx5CAVry
My wife
>>541976020I hope I get spooked by her.
>>541975909El was in France for that whole year to get used to the turf there. Won the Grand Prix de Saint-Cloud and Prix Foy and came in 2nd in the Arc which was a huge deal. Got horse of the year over Special Week which made her team irl actually seethe kek
>>541976129BruhNice tool
>>541976129>room dataWHAT
>>541975909better luck next time, speCHUD
>all supports stay in wit pre-debut>charming two turns before debut>mood down mood down mood down>first speed training with 2+ supports? failure at 6%And so on. It's infuriating how you can clearly tell when the cygames intern decides to nuke your run.
>>541975403Why does Japan hate dart...
>>541974143I love Rudolf but that version actually sucks dick. Her ult never fucking procs.
>>541975528she is Oguri's rival for a reason>>541975564She is an amekaji (gyaru subcategory) and speaks with ultra modern slang to the point that even other gyarus can't understand her so zoomer speak is kind of fitting>>541975645biwa run in 7 races 3 times 1st and 4 times 2ndwhile McQueen run in 4 races 3 times 1st one time 2nd, the amount of prize money won is 417 mil yen for Biwa vs 314 mil yen for McQueenmore money + more races with good performance = more votes to get the Horse of the year award
>>541976472>I love Rudolf but that version actually sucks dickyeah, mine
>>541976129Interesting website but it seems like too much of a hassle to utilize for the average shitter (AKA me)
>>541976129A WEAPON TO SURPASS CHRONOGEARISIS
>>541974047>Both Gold Cities are in DNo......
>>541976183In general el was also an absolute monster of a horse. Could run both turf and dirt with no problems and never placed less than 2nd in all of his races. Eventually got into the hall of fame as well.
I bought the Cinderella Grey ticket and I don't even know who I want from it.
>>541974047Taishinbros...our response??
even the game is showing me the ass scratching
>>541976625She has a 3rd alt for the island scenario that’s pretty good at least. I did well in the last LoH using her too
>>541976615Don't worry I had to go spectate both rooms myself, it's not gathering every room match to ever exist
>>541976727-10 energy
>>541976727Cute
>>541975246Hey wanna trade her for one of my Seiun or Rudolf dupes?
>>541976634why did cygames make her into a joke mexican lucha and death sauce horse then? because she wasn't japanese?
They just don't make 'em like they used to anymore...
>>541976759How do you use it?
>>541976710nvm it's based
>>541974047Actually confused as to why Shinkou Windy is so low
>>541976634>Front ran in l'arc despite E front running aptitudelmao
>>541976817YesJapan is a known based racist country anon
>>541974627What's PU
>>541974047The Jap niggers are retarded, don't trust themI rape them with Narita Top Road in Chammi every single season
hey
>>541976891I mean tbf they made taiki into a 3* which was deserved but I guess she’s still a joke character overall since she’s just a walking American stereotype >>541976879>still somehow placed 2nd despite E front running I kneel, El…
>>541976816I wish
Guess what am IA) WhaleB) DolphinC) F2P
>>541976975>those rudolph Wsemperor indeed, god DAYUM
>>541976994Hey
>>541977062Autistic
>>541976975Gold City won her very first G1 and then never won another one?
which one's the real thread
>>541977062Gay
>>541974627> Taiki and Suzu get buffed to SHuh. Cool.
>>541977127yup
>>541974047heheIkuno D-tierhehehe
>>541976852Takes a combination of the latest hachimi dev build to get the plugin API, a network capture plugin some guy on the hachimi discord made and some of my own code to decrypt the data to actually get the room match info. I'll see about posting an easy to use setup at some point.
Give me a (You) or I rape this boy.I'm really fucking horny right now so you don't want to test me.
>>541977062A gay retard
>>541976635The what
>>541977127Hey man cut him some slack winning any G1 at all is an amazing achievement
>>541976879Don't need wit if you have 1200+ speed.
>>541977062if you are f2p then you are luckshitting king
>>541976373 (me)Meanwhile, the previous run had capped speed, ~1000 power and ~400 wit. This is so tiresome.
>>541977228Dang that's some hacker man sounding stuff. Is the website yours too?
>There's no best foot forward in AoharuAAAA, MY FREE RECOVERY SKILL
>>541977238
this one has a mistake, can you spot it?
>>541977062rerollernigger
>>541977127Gold City wasn’t that strong iirc but an absolute looker of a horse
>>541974047>>541974627>caring about metafaggotry in a waifu collecting gameshig dig
You can easily tell when the tier list is a gaslightSummer Goldshi, Mejiro Ardan, Chiyono, and New Year Opera in C is the most gaslight shit ever kek
>>541977385wtf I want an uma named that
>>541977489NoAll you get is Skibidi Rizz or whatever
>>541977342It's my fork of https://github.com/SSHZ-ORG/hakuraku. I mostly just fed it the global master.mdb so it knows the global skill names, translated a bunch of japanese text to english and did some UI adjustments for things I didn't like.
>>541977489lol
>>541976564her hand doesn't line up with her mouth so it looks like she's pulling on a nose hair
>>541977473new year golshi got nerfed
>>541977473Looks accurate to me.
>>541977489P sure his owner isn’t a fan of uma same with deep impact
>>541974627>suzuka SHer ult literally does nothing, how?
post real horts
>>541977450Nobody knows what shiggy even means anymore.
>>541977686
Inshallah I will get both Summer Maru and Meisho
>>541977686meni shiggy rush
>>541977752Go be a milk drinker somewhere else, clem
>>541977648This is me
>>541977757Bismallah I will sacrifice a goat in your honor my habibi
a-am I going to be safe to buy this?I really want to MLB suzuka, my club is A...
>>541977228Bwo, you seem to be the one who actually knows how this game works. Is the 301 guts check an actual thing or a gaslight??
>>541977561Oh that's where I recognized your Github site from I played xiv too
can you beat his ace?
Who I am getting? I want Raisu
>>541977648mares CANNOT resist THIS
>>541977964Enjoy your McQueen.
>>541977964
>>541977878It's real, but depends on the course. CM3 is on Tokyo 1600, so you can check https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-turf where it says that the stat thresholds are stamina and guts, the thresholds occur every 300 stat. >>541977886Good times.
How do towels work?
>>541977648
>>541977915Liberty...
>>541977628she gains access to super duper front running style later
>>541978049They have a hole for the tails sometimesObviously
>>541978006>>541978009Fine I'm a metafag now, I will rol for her summer alt
>>541977856It's estimated to come out end of January.
>>541977228Could you share your own code part?
McQueen! Kachow!
>>541977385>Tachyon>Hopeful Stakeslol
>>541978124>they have a hole for my peepeeumatowel is nice
>>541978234it's marked before and after as dark grey so everybody knows that it wasn't a G1 at the time
If I had a 9* power of my own, things would be a lot different around here
The Strongest? Yeah, I guess that's me
>>541978364
Do we know if Aoharu comes out before or after Leo Cup?
>>541978062He became so dorky looking after his racing days. Always makes me smile.
>>541978428nowe will know only when they show november schedule
>>541978195I'm still considering how to go about handling that part for a potential public release because just handing out the tools to get access to all uma network traffic is not ideal since >>541466421 is a real thing you can do then.
>>541978062Doto's age is showing. Cute old man.
>>541978509Oh, that thing... Yeah, thats fair. Unless you could limit those packets, this could be sketchy.
>>541978428Leo Cup ended 1 day before Riko Banner on JP so technically yes but nobody knows
>>541978062doto love
>>541978509Dont do it bro. That will only spell disaster for you . Not everything is meant to be shared.
>debuff and mood down right before an important racefeels rigged to happen once every two campaigns
If I have a grandparent, I understand they don't get any affinity points if they match the trainee. Can you still get sparks from them if the overall affinity is high enough?
>>541978795yes but only basechance
>>541978509>can dodge practice poor/-30 race with thisDANGER DANGER
what's the site that shows parent compatibility rankings>pic for attention
>>541978509>Guaranteed acupuncturist event win tooUh oh
>>541978795Yes, you can inherit red shift on summer maru
>>541977121>>541977189>>541977243>>541977293>>541977412All correct
All the 1st anni balance changeshttps://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
>>541975273Biwa only ever placed below second due to a career ending injury, and even then it placed 6th in spite of the injury.Teio and the horses that beat Biwa were outliers for how well it performed, I would have loved to see Biwa vs Brian IRL.
>>541978509>where plogon now has an actual reason to be represented by a horse now
>>541978896https://gametora.com/
>>541974627TWIN TURBO IN B-TIER THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!
>>541978854Base chance? There's another layer of RNG behind sparks? Fucking hell.>>541978969Good to know, but it's mostly because my only good parents for Seiun have a Seiun parent.Whoops.
What deck do I use for CM4?
>>541978509yeah, releasing that is just asking for trouble
bruh
>>541975403Wait...Taishin...won?!
>>541979280Skull Servant deck
nishishi
>>541979401Cute Teio
>>541979231no, not this one. I saw someone post compat as numbers on a per character basis
Wtf I Love shichi now....?
>>541979321truly a great race
>>541979495not that anon but this one?https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters
Halo Army
>>541979401Nishishi
>>541978627
>>541975403Wait wait wait. Are you telling me Rice Shower not only cucked Bourbon but also McQueen? Did she do this on purpose?
I've had Teio for months now and I haven't done a single career with her.
>>541979705yes
>>541979618thanks. looks different but this will do
pokke love
>>541979705It's literally a plot point in the anime.
Is this Mayano good enough as a Grandparent
>>541979649
>>541979705Now you understand why McQueen and Bourbon fans were fuming for years about it.It was even worse for poor Opera O.
>>541976975>All those victories for Tamamo Cross and Inari OneGod I'm so excited to roll for both of them, I need them NOW.
>>541979832The pink could be better, but it's pretty ok
>>541979705EVIL FUCKING HORSE
>>541979705Yes. She's an Evil Villain that deserves to be ostracized.
>>541979832Back to the mines
>>541979495If you click the "suggest an uma" in the compat tool in gametora it shows numerical values
no, dont bully Rice Shower
Sex with Yutaka Take
>>541979890Inari is a cool horse.
>>541979830Sex?
Nakayama Festa.
>>541973238>Bourbon as daughter Perfect list anon, she can call me daddy as i rail her.
we actually hate raisu around here
>>541979705>watched neither the anime or read the main storywhy are you here again?
>>541979724what the.. this boy has cleavage
>>541980035SEX
>>541979873this, at least rice was forgiven in the endWith Opera there are haters to THIS DAY that are still fuming
Shooting for victory or Pump some Iron for cm4 Golshi? ERABE.
cute famiri
>Ardan struggles to carry some grocery bagsJust how weak and made of glass is this Mejiro?
>>541980085Opera didn't get euthanized on the track, if he did they'd have forgiven him.
>>541980085Some of the haters were calmed by Doto being a good boy, but a lot of the fans of the other horses in opera reign can't let it go.
>>541980019They're both cool! It's why Tamamo Cross is my first favorite and Inari One is my third favorite!
>>54197697588 and 89 are just cingrey spoilers....
>>541979929>>541979951Stop being mean
>>541980039
>>541980262WHY DID YOU SPOOK ME AGAINTHERE WERE SO MANY OTHER UMAS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SCOUTEDWHY WAS IT YOU AGAINWHERE IS MY EMPEROR?!
>>541975403>won the Takamatsunomiya Kinen>not in her career>has no sprint aptitude
If I see anyone on blue protocol on discord instead of Umamusume I will be terminating you from my guild. Why cant some of you guys put in half of what Victoria Frontier puts in you guys shouldn't need me to remind you guys to do your runs.
>>541979705It was the closest attempt for a triple spring tenno sho too... Nowadays, they retire horses so early that I doubt someone will be trying for a triple spring tenno sho
I won
>>541980321not a G1 and not a sprint at the time
why is the ref doc recommending to parent run Tachyon and Creek when their Ults are awful to inherit?
>>541980262Laisu is cute and wife material.The irony that the real life Rice Shower died in a race he wasn't even supposed to enter and only got in because he became popular with fans who voted him in is astounding.
>>541980142japs weren't lying when they said Rudolf's career felt hollow and incomplete until Ace and Cockball were finally added
Can she make it through the Leo Cup?I wasn't even expecting a run this good.
>>541980310Because Laisu a big cute!
Kind of tempted to shotgun career a rice shower just to be in character for the cm. Sadly have no more borrows
Look at her go
>>541980375
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1475300434642608134Why'd nobody tell me the all spark banner had 100 free pulls
>>541980478that's a man
>>541979037Nice. Shame 1st anni is still so far away
>>541980436It's for Christmas Oguri. Their ult activates at the right time for Oguri (or something like that)
>>541979705that's why he got shot in the end, a fitting demise for assassins
>>541980310
>>541980436I'm guessing this is for xmas oguri? Cause she needs reliable recovery skills so you can choose exactly when her ult pops off.
>>541980447Cygames should start releasing reworked careers at this point
>>541980453FUCK! I'm tired
>haven't really cared about uma musume too much>see biwa>instant erectionI'm confused since I don't care much for her archetype nor unis from black souls (only character I can think of with a similar enough design) regardless, when is she on rate up again?
>>541980342the people on blue protocol are scary. I went to their general and saw a deleted post, i thought it was just porn so i click on it and it turned out to be a cum tribute someone's guild mate make for them or their avatar
>>541980540>>541980586oh I see, thanks for the replies
Do the random 3* and SSR tickets ever get updated to include more of the pool?
>>541979037Uhhh is her ult usable now?
>>541980602Probably, although 1 single gold recovery is a little risky> But le debuffers for that stamina!They don't really target end closers.
>>541980584That's Mayano's fault
>>541979037No idea if it was meta at all, but I liked using her as a parent because of her unique skill, so umas who needed more stamina but didn't use a stamina card could survive longer races.If nothing else it'd be fitting that mommy horse makes for a good parent.
>this is Ryan's trainer
>>541980602your only accel skill procs way too late
>>541980602>Go-home Specialist>0 downhillslooking grim anon
>>541980602Bwo... there are no downhills on Leo...
>>541980661Umas never get a second rate up, you gotta spark the all uma banner in 3-4 months for guarantee.
>>541980602I hope I get a lot of opponents like this in cm4
I just wanted to sayif smart falcon wins the CM for me I'm buying a figure of her
>>541980731There are multiple types of 3* ticketgametora has a list
>>541980829
>>541980939COSMOS DENIAL
>>541980661never, xmas one is next. shes bad but same banner as metagod. Also meta umas are more easier to build than guaranteed win
>>541980975>posting that in response to the one uma who can consistently beat blockushin
I got the free second debut ticketTime to roll, wish me luckPls
>>541980878>>541980872>>541980906FUCK!!! Thanks for the reminder.desu this wasn't intended to be my ace. This was just a 9* run that got out of hand and I thought I could be lazy. This is untenable. She is a 9* though.>>541980846Isn't there enough power to compensate>>541980761Fair
>>541981086
>>541981086Spe
Guess the resultIf I get a dupe I'm fucking uninstalling
>>541981107>>541981127WHAT
>>541981096congratulations on your SpeChud
>>541981175Seekinjg the Pearl kind of is fucking ugly.
>>541981086Country wife one or the other
>>541981246Heh not bad
>>541981246lol
>>541981243ZE EMPEROR!
>>541981246Agemashita!
>>541981246How does this keep happening?
>>541981175So that's why Hishiama is so hot
hi /uma/which oguri should I take to the CM?
>>541981315I'm going to fuck the director!
>>541981315I look like this.
her head is so fucking big bros
>>541981246She can’t keep getting away with it
>>541981246Nice
>>541981243
>>541980742yeah it's much easier for it to actually activate
>>541981369Left obviously.
>>541981243Another spe.
chiyo
Isn't prof of curves completely useless on late surgers/end closers?it's just going to proc when you're hanging out in last place, right?
Only first rate umas for my first rate customersGo please some Ojisans, Kingu!
>>541981369late surger needs furious feat
>>541981336>>541981438Yeah fuck this gay ass fucking piece of shit game
>>541981246bro I wish I'd get Spe. I keep rolling this stupid fucking fatty instead!!! She's almost 4 stars, the fat fuck. Just missing 2 shards which I'm not willing to statue cause I know I'll get her ass again. The only other debut character I also keep rolling is the other white haired fatty. I just want more 3* man but they keep eating my tickets...
>>541981501They’ll just run into another uma’s ass and get blocked
>>541981336>this is suspposed to overwhelm and rape me
>>541981535TEIO TEIO TEIOsee you tomorrowbreak her legs before you go
>>541981565right, so you're agreeing with me then?
>>541981535I got her too, funny enough that hand also shows the number of times I've pulled her and her anime versions! each
>>541981535>another Teio
>>541981246CHUD
waitAll Uma banner is a one time event?I don't see it in year3+ list
>>541980829>Ryan trainers are American GigachadsBased?
>>541981535L0000000000000000l
>gives you Gourmand
>>541981585>>541981621>>541981639>>541981686Might as well kill the bitch before sending the stupid mail
anyone have sexy El condor pasa pic? thanku
>>541981535At least give her a kiss before you send her to the glue factory.
>>541981369Right>MUCH better skills (prof and red shift are mid for that setup)>left failed the guts check
Hey guys i recently made an discovery that goldship is not an uma but a human pretending to be an uma this entire time. Im not sure why she would do this but i feel like this information would get me in touble but the world needs to kn
>>541981682just cyjew things
>>541980602This looks very good anon!!! Only missing a few greens that I would like but otherwise very nice job
>>541981682Some get rerun, but only some.
https://files.catbox.moe/2lwppi.mp4CM 3 ROOM75302407 CHALLENGE THE PEAK
>>541981525May want to stop and ask yourself how an oguri would get that, anon...
Lore accurate Rice for this CM let’s roll
>>541981718
>>541981690I wish she did
Quick someone post that Teio being creampied mp4
I said no to Dia.
>>541981682>>541981753WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP WORSHIPPING THIS BANNER IT IS INSANELY MIDIt is literally pulling with ZERO boosted rates, only for the spark at the very end to have a cool benefit.
Is this a good time to start the game? This girl is very sexy and I want to pull for her
>>541978015>>541977878a lot of the whales S rank aces dont even have 600 stamina
I will now RAPE Spechud
>>541981708Holy based
how do I build a good Teio for Leo?
Mogged
>>541981807how the fuck do you guys join these so fast
>>541981604Yeah, at least from I’ve seen, you want them to have their buffs near the end of mid to final spurt. Prof during CM1 was basically guaranteed to go off on the first corner basically making it useless.
>>541981942Yeah sure
>>541981942Not really. You missed out on Kitasan banner so you're going to have a rough time. And Gold City is awful meta-wise.
For me it's her
>>541981807>mp4what the fuck that Seiun got cucked so hard lmaoshe is running like in the anime thats so peak
>>541981993Dober wouldn't act like this.
Next CM?Already got it covered.
>>541981807I never make it in time...
>Mister Cock Ballsif you like this uma you are LITERALLY gay
>>541982180
>>541981942Yes. Don't bother with cards if you just want to play the game and collect umas, not worth carats. You'll get somewhere with time.
What the fuck is her problem? Just stop being a model you dumb bitch.
>>541982087
>>541981807left to right is the podiumcm 3 room 2 33719832cm3 room 3 for the people in the back37894502on my way to bed after posting thisthere will not be summaries, watch the race if you are interested in the results!
I THOUGHT ITS TODAY NOOO
>>541982079Just buy a kitasan account for $5 or something
>>541982183Do only umas with Gold in their names get to restrict trainings?
>>541981490>>541981690>kills you
>>541982335Where can I buy an account?
>>541982324>Watch the raceFucking where
>>541982341Sweep Tosho is the most infuriating from what I remember in JP
>>541981910i mean yea but itd still be a nice yearly thing to get an uma you wanted but missed
Gold City is SHIT.I feel pity for you faggots who wasted carats on her.
>>541982418spectator > joincm3 337198326/9 get in here
>>541982341no it's only a handful of umas and then they completely stopped this gimmick by the end of year 2
>>541982419Doesn’t she have guaranteed mood downs if you do additional races?
>>541982289she's the white woman gf bro
>there are people who call this character wife
>>541978509Oooh. You must be the anon that was helping me figure out sniffing veteran umas
>>541982546>spectateas soon as the race is filled, you can no longer join as a spectator, thanks to cygames ingenuity
>>541980939sure thing bwo
>>541982628To be fair you stalked her until she gave in and let you be her trainer, even when she already had a trainer.
Gold City = NTR bait character
>>541982547my 4 wives
>>541982743>I hate all these people who only look at me as a model and sex doll>I hate this trainer who tells me not to give up on my racing dream and is only looking at me for my potential to race>to be fair
why is she so smug about this onewhy is her head taking up half the screen
>>541982743wow, gold city is an unfaithful cheating whore
>>541981712yee
>>541982743kek based
>>541982628Some people genuinely enjoy having drama and fights in their relationship. I can't really wrap my head around it either.
>>541982961She needs room for those quips
hows this ace?
>>541983123Shortly after my uncle died I overheard my mom calling his relationship with my aunt "boring" because they never had a fight, they never cheated, they never moved away from their hometown.Eye-opening moment for me.
>>541982961You see the pun is a very subtle one, because a washing machine is where you'd put 'derby' clothes so they can become clean
>>541981535GET FUCKED GET FUCKEDGET FUCKED
>>541980436>badFor another 3 months, yes.Tachyon is white recovery + tails with 133% lengthCreek is gold recovery-lite for 180 skill points or less.
>>541983264Nice sprinter.
>>541983264Being rushed might kill you
>>541983264adorable
>>541981535>Teio kills yet another anon because they got her dupes
Uma keeps getting young qt umas, I get a hag with the free SSR when her highly superior summer alt is about to be released soon.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>541983264Eh, I'd run it. You should at least win against fronts without groundwork and hopefully you don't get rushed/debuffed. If this is your only ace just run her with two other late surgers.
I HATE TEIOI SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER
I need to vent again>3/9 make debut horses>duped>4 star maruzenskyAm I marked
>>541983274Hey can I have ur moms number
My Vodkas got the biggest numbers folksJust staggering numbers
>>541983315isn't it more like 4-5 months?
>>541983489Summer Maruzensky will surely come in your first pull
>>541983360i messed up on my better one earlier. this is my redo after a ton of attempts and fuck ups. best I can do>>541983452i havent prepped any others yet. i plan to make a smart falcon in the morning and maybe a seiun sky or something
>>541983553>glued 67 allies
Hey Trainer you dropped your keysHey I don't think you should say 'how did you know these were mine'You should just say 'thank you grass' and leave it thereAnyways be seeing you tonight Trainer
>>541983652They existed to fuel the doom engine
Look its Curren Chan!
>>541983549Only if you get me gifts on Christmas and take me fishing once in a while.
>>541983640lmao, stick with the first one.
>teio hours
>>541983553>koszmarthis fucking flashbanged me
>my front is 1st going into the last spurt>she takes off and almost guaranteed wins>other torena's front is 1st going into the last spurt>they peter out and get devoured by vodkas and grasses rushing from behindWhy does it have to be like this?
https://poal.me/7nxdighttps://poal.me/7nxdighttps://poal.me/7nxdig
>>541983274I mean, is she wrong? Its not an incorrect statement on it's own. That fucker was boring as fuck
Yay!
>>541983640>2 more fronts in 38 hoursGoodluck anon, I believe in you.
>>541983728CUTE CURREN CHAN
>>541983664It was nice knowing you guys...
oshi pvp
>>541983804Nigga that's just a good healthy relationship, they made it.
Teiofags!?
>>541983742yep, I know. i'm locked in lol>>541983812thanks! I am hoping Smart Falcon is a lot easier but she needs Turf A to be good lol so it might not happen. i do however have the ability to make a new silence suzuka or something. i havent locked in my roster
>>541983953American breeder
I'm a stable relationship kinda guy but I think it's objectively better than having dramaI cba to deal with more emotional baggage
>You are at half energy>All trainings are shit>0 people on wit trainingWhat do you do?
Biko is a piece of shit that never shows up on speed and I pity the whales that swiped for her
>>541983948Yeah from the outside maybe. They either had ridiculous exhaustive kink inner lives or someone was being kept quiet with bruises you couldnt seeNo one never has a fight, thats just communication for important issues
>>541983953This looks like thar School Says chart
>>541983953wtf taiki's from alabama??
>>541984040Date with Aoiduh
Yes I'm in a relationship with my Uma too, you're not special lil bro
>>541983985Mcqueen general
>>541984027would you say that you and your uma wife have a stable family?
>>541984040Rest
>>541983664grass you can't just steal my keys to make a dupe and then pretend you found them
>>541984129>being in a relationship with Special Needslollmao even
I think if I picked stamina sparks or got URA finale I would've reached around 1200/550/1000/450/450 here. Too bad getting skills is hard because you have to focus on stats in sparks.
>>541984132yes I only date well put together umas
>>541973545>>541973838it's over, anon!the SEAniggers has won once again!
I would rather see mcqueen spam than teio spam
>>541984116there is no incest in that image tho?
>>541983798Not a fan of either, but Makween is more feminine.
I sold my sprint Suzuka to Spicaman...
>>541984131her feet are so eroticit made my cock harden a little
>>541983985Yep, that would be me.
>>541983732Sure thing sport
>>541984209esl kun... the joke...
>>541984183>that speed>with mlb ksbngmi
>Got second in CM2 because neither of my End Closers procced spurt in the Finals>Going to probably lose CM3 because my Smart Falcon doesn't proc Groundwork in the Finals
>>541984271
>>541984049I think that's more you trying to sound smart
>>541984318what else do you want? the slap pic posted again or something?
>>541984135>Well rested>+30 energy eventEnjoy!
>>541984419Thanks!
>>541984341Nyooooo I can’t believe I have to gamble in a gacha gambling game nyooooooooo
Gonna keep making green woman do dumb shit bECAUSE funi
No one that wins CM3 will win because they are prepared. It's the biggest coin toss finals so far, yes even with Summer Maruzensky on the horizon, a late Vodka can still pump iron and leave the hag in the dust if the conditions are met.
>>541984557there's no way this CM is more coinflip than "proc recovery or die"
>>541981942Ngl, you can reroll until you get her in the first 10 pull, then save until the good support card banner in 1 month
>>541973621who is making these
>>541984557The only CM that wasn't coinflippy was Taurus and that's because we had a limited amount of umas in the pool. Now it's pretty much "Did this specific skill proc? No? Tough shit son."
>>541984614You had 3 aces to roll recoveries, here only one can proc good skills
>>541976183Reminder on El and Taiki won European g1s
>>541984557No way... The funni horse game has a gamble aspect to it..?
>>541973621i pulled taishinntoday. is she a meme or good?
ogurin doesn't even know what sex is
>>541984779she's potential horse
>>541984779She’s alright but her career kinda stinks
>>541984779Are you a a whale with perfect parents? Then congratulations you've got a very good and consistently winning horse. If not then she's going to get brocked 95% of the time.
>>541984785she will
urara....
>>541984785Wrong, she is my wife.
>>541984871>Are you a a whale with perfect parents? Then congratulations you've got a very good and consistently winning horse.Isn't that every uma?
>>541984557Even nice nature can win sometimes, right? Just a little farther!My debuffer won a couple of rooms somehow
>>541984871what skills do you even need to inherit considering she has gold spurt already
>>541984958not really
>>541984801how do I build her for this cm? >>541984829how? is it all 1st place dirt?>>541984871i'm a dolphin with meme parents but I can prepare some shoddy ones. nothing amazing
>>541984951>2 mana for a 0/0 chump blockerhuh
I had to force my rice shower through that career damn. She either gets first or goes 16th on a whim. But here is my Rice Ace
>>541984958most umas are still usable without a perfect deck and perform even better with one, so no.
3 rainbows or Osaka Hai for spring triple crown?
>>541974047I will pull my gambling hobo and win everything with her
>>541984958No. Actually not even close.>>541984990Mid Race Velocity skills to push her further forward so you can proc her ult which is really the biggest factor in whether you manage to get brocked or not. Nemesis is a fairly strong ult but you have to be in 5th, 6th, or 7th and about to overtake someone so it's extremely annoying to proc as an End Closer.
>>541985038so she's like Smart Falcon where she needs turf to be good?
>>541985034>lucky seven>double circ kyoto racecourse>betting on maestro to not gas out>few mid race speed on pacedamn anon...
>>541985114This but the lucky uma (wife)
This game is difficult without built in groundwork and tail held high. Im just hoping casual players havent drop the game for CM
>picked another trainer before you>literally calls you a loser>tells you to fuck off multiple times>starts having a melty because you brought back her phone>insults you as you become her trainer>still insults you as you train her>constantly whines and complains>restricts your fucking training>is complete shit in terms of meta and even Grass and Vodka who are basically free are better than herYou cannot name a worse fucking character than this so far in global. Even Air Shakur can't be this bad.
>>541985167the only people who drop the game over CMs are sweats who think they're entitled to a win because they put in stupid amounts of time/money and have high WR but still losecasuals (me) don't care, they just take their participation prize
>>541984990Mid skills like corners. My Brian has that problem right now. Pump into red shift =gg
>anons would say no to this
>>541985235privilege of the beautiful, keep slaying queen
>>541985276any reccs on skills?
How come front Tachyon isnt a thing?
>>541985116>>541985276taishin also comes with end straights so how many more mid skills do you really need?
>>541985149Trust I’m also banking on winning with my actual aces, and just using Rice to be fun
>>541985235But she's hot, so all of that Is negated
Why are there 3 concurrent threads?
>>541985338>Order between 3 and 4
how to get this mambo event https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tg2It8nalTc
>shes so big she doesnt fit on the screen
>>541985302I want to ruffle her hair so bad
>>541985338nigga read her ult
>>541985415>shortshttps://www.youtube.com/watch/Tg2It8nalTc
>>541985404Americans
>>541985338You need alot of shit to supplement front running. This is why Front strategy is called whale style...
>>541985415>that "GAH"
>>541985382End Straights is not a mid race velocity skill it's an "I wish to gamble on whether this procs uselessly at the start of the gate or uselessly on the last spurt of the race or MAYBE it will proc in the correct area. The best mid race velocity skills are for the corners. Slipstream/Playtime's Over is also insanely good on Taishin.
>>541985404Some reddit tourist shabbosgoy got triggered over the previous thread's OP
>>541985235Sex like this is always going to cost you.
>>541985302Nah I want to hold hands and go on long romantic walks with her
>>541985457>>541985412Well fuck. We cant have good things,can we.
>>541985546they are insanely good on everyone, stop trying to defend potential the uma.
How would Gold City if we started dating her Modeling Manager instead?
>>541985019Guaranteed big mood down event and pretty buff enemies
>>541985235the people that like this sort of character are the ones that turned their childhood bullying trauma into a fetish there is nothing redeeming about gold city
Please tell me she is CM ready, this is the peak of my abilities as a trainer, it's not getting better than this
>>541985618retard
>>541985458https://youtu.be/XEdWBY-ol-oGold.
Think for yourselfForm your own opinionEclipse last, the rest everywhere
>>541985235Hag wife material
>>541985648i'll try her before bed. any deck recommendations? what kinda parents would she want?
>>541985573Girl's like this are either freaks or starfish.
>>541985235Uh oh brownoid melty
This absolute best classic year
>>541985695>Corner ConnoisseurYou have 25% chance to proc it properly
>>541985695shes cm ready
>>541985546>Playtime's Over the skill that requires someone to be behind you is good as an end closer? ramp up would be better
>>541985695Is this for Leo? Looks good enough for B finals, would've been better with Redshift/Shooting for Victory tho
>>541985415cute mambo
>>541985663I feel personally attacked
>>541985695>level 6 pulse>still doesn't know that CM is accel gamewhy are whales so retarded
>>541985546Except corner skills in CM4 proc during position keeping, so they have almost no value. You have to gamble on straights because you have 66% chance of them proccing well.
is unrestrained good?
>>541985754I do 3spd2stam1tazunaFor deck just use ur best cards and cards that give u (role/distance) corners/straightsParents idk mine are all bad so i went with 7pow rudolf 8pow daiwa
>>541985663truth nuke
>>541985695>baitwhaling
>>541986017>pacekekits not even bait at this point.
>>541985983It's a win more skill, most front's problem right now isn't winning more, it's contesting the lead to proc A&S
>>541985338Embarrassing Stop talking You're making us look bad
>>541985026That pic only shows off the art. Urara is a skin for Bellringer, so they share the same stats and traits.
>>541986096would it help against a latesurger or endcloser pumping iron in the back
>>541985993is it mot worth trying if you cant get encroaching shadow?
>>541984953no...
>>541986196not really, but sure
>>541986207depends where u wanna use her i thinkencroaching is rly good but my taishin is only p3 and i only use her in team trials where she’s basically always top3
>>541986269That too is Uma Musume.
>>541986152>last word effectERMMMMMMM
>hip hip mun
>>541986380post that nature stamp
>>541985695She is TT ready
>front straights procs 100m from the finishthis is gay (derogatory)
>>541986310i'm using her as an end. i'm thinking this deck cause Inget ramp up, tail held up high and Slipstream
>>541986207save your energy and wait until you unlock it, just try to get a feel with her career at the moment
>>541986664Whats the end stats of this kind of deck, I dont think it would make it to 1100-900 even
>Some nigga from reddit used picrel as a litmus test if your a pedophile or not>my face when it's the most lust inducing image ever.
I'm starting to believe cleating that golshi speed car was a mistake
Grandpa and Grandma arguing about the prune juice expiration date
p______
>>541986791You never ever cleat cards, unless you MLB them.
I want to creampie oguri cap(peak)
>>541986780Idc about this one but the Nishino flower ones by the same artist fuck me up
>>541986780I want to make this retard pregnant
is there a site that shows what mats are needed to raise potential level? wanna make sure I can max out Spe Summer
>>541986791>Image turns me on
>>541986669alrighty, I'm reading online it seems encroaching is near mandatory
>>541986816nabe san gf
>>541986664>Two Speed Cards>One of them is Free GolshiI see you love living extremely dangerously. This deck has at best a 5% of even reaching 1k Speed unless you've got speed parents.
>>541986816pretty good
>>541986932I'm nabe
>>541986942CHOWA
>>541986867https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100102-special-week
>>541986791>1 sr that might be shitty per month>vs decent parent card that gives both groundwork and spurt
>>541986978CHOWA!!
>>541986763yeah, I was thinking of strength and stam maxxing but now I realize my mistake. i'ma just go back to the drawing board and see what umas would benefit my maruzensky>>541986942my parents were speed 9, stam 6 power 2
>>541987012thanks
777
>>541987094DROP THE BANNER ALREADY I NEED TO ROL
>>541986816pregnant lactation paizuri
Super creek getting arrested for hooking up with a shota event when?
>>541987094literally no ass her base version is so much sexierbut she's meta
>>541986791It's always funny seeing someone cleating good cards
>>541987094
>>541986152So glad I stuck to Ward haven. Urara and Oguri are both already in m deck and I can buff her into oblivion.
>>541987094It's okay grandma you don't need to show 200k fans your cellulite ass and saggings tits lets put you to bed and get you some prune juice
>>541987094easy skip
>>541987094Built for holding hands at the drive in cinema
Imagine getting your boyfriend stolen by your momhaha...
>I have to finish Chapter 4 of the main story for the event>I haven't even started Chapter 2...
>>541987432Unfaithful Uma Wife...
>>541987476Skipping through it shouldn't take too long. The races themselves are easy.
>>541987476just skip if you're that desperate
>Get Mejiro Ardan event randomlyShe's so beautiful When do we get to roll for her
>>541987504women are not to be trusted, even in marriage
>>541987432
Do they still make these meme random skill cards or has power crept gotten too strong
>>541987581>accessory on the right earstop getting catfished, those are men
>>541987432>Jayden Smith moment
So close to being good for Cancer cup, yet so far
>>541987650i dont even know where to start
>>541987712Probably the career tab
>>541985826Wrong pic sorry
>>541987852>GOLD shipsure buddy
>>541986791i don't
541987852You realize that anisemitism is a bannable offense on top of being off-topic, right?
>/uma/ is terrible>look at /v/ thread>just as bad if not worse
>>541987012she woulda been good for cm3 lol, specially f2p deck
>/uma/>terriblewe're one of the best generals on this board
>>541987943kill yourself jew
>>541987979Man the tanookis work fast
>>541987943Don't you have dogs to shock?
Report and ignore.This is a racing thread.
>>541987943pretty sure its on topic (((Cygames))) intern
People play these games to get away from this shit man
>>541988102i'm not a general, i'm just a private
>>541987943if you are really that angry about that you can just find the artist on twitter and report their posts on the cygames website citing 3rd rule of the guidelines
so is dober SR actually any good? I tried it instead of a 4th speed card yesterday on a couple of runs and it just seemed super inconsistent as a roaming supportmaybe im using it wrong
>5pm in indonesiaAh, that explains all the racist incel posts
When is the next SSR selector ticket? I didn't get Oguri with the initial one like an idiot.
>jp umas>all tiny bitches>american uma>black and musclyThis is why jp lost to the pansy french.
i can forgive the sloppa and the hornyposting but i draw the line at politics
Why have these hours gotten so bad recently... we were ok a month or two ago...
this is obvious bait
>((Gold)) Ship
Quit fucking around /uma/.
>>541988512someone already made this joke bwo...
oh, now he is going to spam to rile people up
>>541987943Uma is an Islamic game, deal with it jew.
this is what happen if your not posting Eishin Flash
>Stay Gold>Steingold
Rice HERO would destroy both nations
>2025>still feeding the troll
>>541988632truth nuke
>>541988526You first.
>>541988247There's always some politics retard around. The annoying thing is filters work for text but not for images.
>>541988669danny cho isn't gonna like this
>>541988395same but what are you gonna do about it bitchboy
Eye Copy!
>>541988632>Rice HERONo such thing. Rice is through and through a BAD LUCK VILLAIN
>deletedLel
Neko Neko Neko
>politics slop deleted at record speed>AI slop tanked endless reports and never leftgrim
My beautiful sister Sakura bakushin O is here!!!!! Listen close!!!!!! >CHOWA!?!Wondrous!
>>541987979That is super cute
>>541988756this is the worst post in the thread
Just realized I can spell Matikanefukukitaru without have to look it up!
>>541988810>t. Politics shitposter
>>541988731there's nothing to be done
Other than Kita, SC and FM, what SSR card is top tier a must have at MLB from the ones that we already have?
>>541988686There is a filter, it's called ignoring it you fucking faggot, you nigger, you idiot, you buffoon, you dork, you nincompoop, you clown, you dimwit, you bonehead, you numbskull, you halfwit, you dunce, you blockhead, you simpleton, you goofball, you jackass, you meathead, you pea-brain, you knucklehead, you airhead, you doofus, you twit, you donkey, you schmuck, you clownshoe, you tool, you dipstick, you dolt, you moron, you dingbat, you twonk, you screw-up, you lunkhead, you blunderer, you klutz, you walking disaster, you village idiot, you trainwreck, you dingus, you birdbrain, you bozo, you absolute muppet.Akebono would say this.
ITS TIME Lunch break CM 28099513
>>541988895this is the worst post in the thread
>>541988817So that was her appeal, I knew there was something off about my love for Bakushin, she's a sister character.
>>541988950a sister i would introduce to my dick
HMMMM
>>541988632More like Rice Shower em with bombs
>>541988895Best post itt
>without have to look it up
>>541988915Fuck off retard
>>541973340Shakur is prime absuive but apologetic wife material. She comes home drunk and you're on edge, trying to gage her shitty mood. Just how should youngo about speaking to her today? She's always pissed, but HOW pissed? Will a "Welcome back." Set her off, or will silence? You love her as much as you think she hates you when she's had a bad day. Will she be mad you couldn't make the race? Will she be mad you thought she'd want you there? Maybe she thinks you wanted to see her lose? You know that an Umamusume is several times stronger than a human, so you always tread lightly, like walking on egg shells. Maybe silence is the best? Should you leave the room? Poor her a drink? Who knows? Even she only realizes how she's feeling after she meets your hug with a shive that sends you back a couple steps. What you cooked tastes like shit. Not because you're a bad cook, but because she still tastes second place on her lips. Would an apology work or would that be another trigger? You don't know.You never know.The only thing you know for real, is that the woman who caught your heart is still in there. You see her at times, usually when she realizes just how bad she's hurt you. When you hear the regret in her voice. When you feel her kiss your bloodied lip in apology. She holds you on the couch to show she means it, but part of you is afraid, and she can feel it as she pulls you closer. She makes you feel comfort and unease at being so close. Part of you is afraid of her.You hate to admit it, because that part of you hurts her almost as much as she hurts you, and you know it.It's your fault for being a pussy.She's an Uma, what would you expect? She's not weak like a human girl.You let her pull you deeper into an apology kiss to show her part of you forgives her.The other part... you don't acknowledge.You want this to work.You loved... LOVE. Eachother. Why can't it be easy? Stop overthinkig this and fall asleep in her arms. Alway's tomorrow...
>>(you)this is the worst post in the thread
>>541973238>>541988950Yes anon, i too am a firm believer that it's not only daughter nor wives, we have sisters too! And bakushin is a glorious sister!
>>541988895imagine lying on the internet
Rice is a hero
>>541988928I swear that bakushin fucked up my rice by forcing her to fade behind Damn you The podium winners
>>541988895Matikanefukkiretakasaneteto
>>541987917Fat bitch needs to stop inhaling carbs all day
Orange tummy
>>541989289total front DEAHT
>>541988792
I fucked up badDerby Status?
hello bwos does anyone have a oguri late for this cm3 i can see
>>541989289TAISHIN SO COOL
Can BLAZE even be topped within 4y?
Matikanetannhauser
>>541989558I BELEEB!
Why is there a donation limit??? I want to get more CPs
>>541989558run her front she doesnt have guts for late nor wit for skills
>>541989654>>541989664
>>541989691
>>541989212Okay, you got me...I typed it in my spreadsheet, then googled it because I wasn't sure if spelt her name correctly.
>>541989558DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHBYYYYYY
>>541989691UWAAAAAAAA
>>541989558run latestamina is your problemyou either pick getting brocked or gas out
>>541989604Nobody else gets a butt rock song, unfortunately.We do get metal tho.https://youtu.be/V2Cn_vbbbb8
>yfw well-rested
>>541989558>C>D>D+>3rd favoriteDoes Ticket just have an extremely hard career? On anyone else you'd be 1st OO OO OO.
>>541989567I have one but she's not good, I just hit mile S and turf S so I figured I can throw her in and pray
>>541989856
gambling game
>>541988895oh yeah but can you write it in kanji with the correct stroke order?
>>541989913do you win
>>541989913>"she's not good">S turf S mile>500 WitShe's good, you just have a bad eye for umas.
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>>541990002nice nature would never especially with that facial expressiondelete this
>>541989604>>541989843https://youtu.be/KgXRBka1tbA
>>541990002PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
My account is garbage without Kitasan and all my runs end up garbage as of late, so I'm thinking maybe it's better to just buy a $30 MLB Kita acc rather than giving a trillion dollars to cygoys for considerably less valueAny site you guys would recommend for this?And for that matter, is it better to buy the MLB Kita with more cards or with a good stash of carats?
>>541988526Can’t wait to pull Dober!!!
>>541990036>>541990037my other two aces are better but yeah I suppose she could win sometimes if I didn't have smart falcon and golshi cucking her
One last image
>>541990158>>541990158>>541990158
>>541990116perish
-1 image slotbest image posted so far
someone post a cm
>>541990175at least one anon will get triggered
>>541990175No personal opinion to share on the politics, but this is a bad OP
>>541990175it's funny cause even the normies are starting to get genuine pali fatigue
>>541989856I would put so many babies in Marvelous Sunday
>>541990175troll thread, do not engage
Its gonna be like that huh?
>>541990337someone has to make a different thread
300 seconds cooldown on making a threadwe either wait or someone else makes a new one
I have never seen an /uma/ OP because the text triggers my filters somewhere It's all the same shit to me
i hate jews but you gotta stop stirring shit
>>541990305Seeing dead babies every day on your TL will do that to you when the 'easy' fix is exclusively the decision of government that dont wanna be compared to the mustache guy by killing hitler 2.0 and all that
>>541990105>>541989843decent but still gotta give it to blaze https://youtu.be/mnZgqD08wAo (best audio ive found)
>>541990482
as much as I want like seeing goys seethe I just don't want that shit in here
>>541990469https://youtu.be/nkCtFTGygBUDura's image song is underrated.
>>541989876yes, her career is one of the harder ones
>>541988895fattycunnyfuckutaru
>>541987432who is her father
