That man is getting ganked Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-02-2025-update.84332/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>542055132
Puddle punch muh nuts
Weapon, except it talkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq-u_J59OyA
OFFICIAL TIERLIST RELEASED>OFFICIAL TIERLIST RELEASEDOFFICIAL TIERLIST RELEASED>OFFICIAL TIERLIST RELEASEDOFFICIAL TIERLIST RELEASED>OFFICIAL TIERLIST RELEASEDUnethical:>Kelvin>Mina>Paradox>Abrahams>Infernus>Shiv100% fair and honorable Bushido picks:>Drifter>Dynamo>Miku>Seven
Assad probably plays Deadlock
>>542142278Does this exclude NA games? If not, it's a worthless list
>>542142278gut paradox already
>>542142278why is miku not picked at all? same with dynamo
>>542142278>blackhole once>win gameIts shrimple
SEX WITH FAT LADY GEIST!!!
>>542142502pro games are over before the first ult
>>542142543which one of you fucks fed herstop standing in her bombs
>>542142278>official tierlist of picks from some hyper incestuous 20 person poomunity
>>542142278I hate Kelvin so much it's unreal
>>542142714>6 players per team>20 person communitySomething just doesn't add up here
>>542142690>hero gets fed too quickly>literally blows up like a balloon bigger than with colossuspls valve
>Me ooga>Team booga>Ooga booga bongo
Sex and marriage with Lady Jean Geist
>>542142278How can other heroes compete ? they can, it is Kelvin who does not compete anymore
>>542142278I think I can get the general idea, but can someone explain the actual reasons why they hate kelvin so fucking much in high level play?
>>542143909Unkillable motherfucker with extremely high mobility. Highly versatile ult so long they don't fuck up (and they don't at high level).
>>542142230I stopped learning eventually because I realized I'm not a big enough weeb to justify the time commitment
>>542142278>that vyper gameholy shitMY WHITE TRASH SNAKE WIFE
>Multiple Eternus 6 players on the enemy team>2 account buyers and Nicae Sera on mine>55 kills to 7 (4 on me)Incredibly fun match kek
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!even when he's a poor lane partner!!!
When will walve add representation to my specific brand of mental ill!
>>542143909people actually coordinate on high level games so his 2 and ult are really good there, not even counting the fact that his beam on level 5 hit 3 enemies at once.he is not as good on low levels because people usually fuck the ult up and no one coordinates to use his 2.
>>542142278>All the busted heroes are either in S or A tier in Eternus>Shiv is barely out of F tier into bottom D tierUnironically what is wrong with this hero? Is it just the ult? Is the most optimal strat for him is to just build Tank items and let your teammates do all the damage only pressing ult on people?
>>542145605>Unironically what is wrong with this hero? Is it just the ult? Is the most optimal strat for him is to just build Tank items and let your teammates do all the damage only pressing ult on people?Yeah that's pretty much how he's always being played by pros. Him and Kelvin in the same team is basically a guaranteed loss for the other team
>>542145461pocket is already in the game
>>542145337Bell is giga cancer in lane, it's virtually impossible for a doorman to be straight up bad in lane.
>>542143909he can snowball hard by just stat checking you inside of his ult with a gun build.no character in the game can beat the stat check so you just lose.
>>542145335>account buyersIshygddt
>enter match as support Dynamo>laning with Holliday, one of the lane terrorists>he doesn't know how to play her>proceeds to be raped by Mina and drifter because our holiday doesn't know how barrels work and keeps use the jump pad to jump on both of them at full health>one of their teamates quits and we win the matchit was a guaranteed loss if the dude didnt left the match
I thoroughly enjoy playing Abrams and Victor.Who else can I add to have all of my slots be unkillable tard-magnets that I can solo brool against 3-4 enemies and usually kill at least one?
>>542145973Mo & Krill
>>542145769you'd think so but some of the creatures i've encountered down here in driftwood rank will have you wondering
>>542145973>>542146131These three are my go-to hero selection at the moment too. I'd play Shiv more if his gun build was more viable, rage feels so fucking ass to play the way it's handled now
>yknow i think i'm ready to learn other characters, i'll take mina off double priority, but i'll keep her on the roster 'cause she's fun>proceed to get mina more often than when i had her on double prioritydid people really read one wholly justified nerf and immediately jump shipit's not like her objective damage got gutted either you can still ult objectives and do good damage especially with how low the cooldown is
>>542145973Billy is your guy>melee restores ammo>his bash counts as melee damage>has a dahs that charges you towards enemies, you can use it for both escapes and brool starters>his 3 makes him even more braindead by replenishing one bash for free and allowing you to steal max health from enemiescan be an unkillable mother fucker by simply not meleeing at all timesgive his a go on the playground/test areabesides him there is also moe and krill, just be sure to use your ult on enemies about to die for permanent health increase
>>542146403>besides him there is also moe and krill, just be sure to use your ult on enemies about to die for permanent health increaseYou want to ult people who you want to kill that are healthy and not waste it on people who are dead anyways. The HP is just a nice bonus, it's barely as much as the sinners or golden statues give after 10 minutes
>>542146354i think people just get tired of spamming her so much
>>542145973
>>542146354I genuinely think it's because the average player has problems not feeding on Mina (despite her being one of the hardest heroes in the games to kill) so they won't play her. She's still stupidly broken
>>542145973Mo'Krill, Billy, Shiv, Warden.
>>542146695TIL dynamo is a tank
>>542146750i feel like where i have the opposite problem where usually i'm good enough at staying alive because like you said multicharge teleport that resets air dash + cleave spell that heals on last hit, but i find myself struggling to actually secure kills a lot of the time, especially midgame. either i frontloaded all my damage and they can get away in the time it takes for cooldowns to come back, or they've pressured me enough to where i need to back off. i know making someone piss off can be just as valuable as actually getting the kill but part of my monkey brain sees a mediocre K/D and still gets sad despite K/D not being everything
I'm a Ritualist 3-4 player, and recently I had the weirdest matchmaking dissonance ever.Match 1>enemy tries some bold/dumb stuff early on, but loses most of the time>win the lane with a slight advantage, then focus on farming for the next few minutes>only 2 other guys using the voice chat, one of which is an angry Russian talking in Russian (no one else is Russian)>people on both teams get into 1v3 and 1v4 situations, predictably always dying in them>maybe 4 active items on my team, and 2 of them are on me>we win most of the fights with relative ease because I outfarm everyone>carry the game into a win at ~25 minutes>some flaming here and there>average rank: emissary 5Match 2>everything happens much faster and more intensely from the get-go>people try to confirm and deny every single soul during the laning phase, nothing is ignored>no bold/dumb moves on anyone's part, unless the kill is guaranteed>my entire team uses voice chat and communicates in clean, understandable English>a lot of teamplay and general mutual understanding, everyone has at least 1 active item>the other team seems to be the same, every fight feels like it can swing either way at any moment>have to pay attention and put good effort to keep up and not be useless>pretty much the toughest back-and-forth I've ever been in>"Have I been thrown into a Phantom+ lobby?">the game is won after ~40 minutes and some really solid final defence from the enemy, they had a chance to bounce back>the chat is squeaky clean>average rank: arcanist 3I'm confused about everything, including where the fuck I should be.
>>542145973Try Billy and Warden, maybe Mo'n'Krill. Don't bother with Shiv unless you know what you are doing and have been playing the game for 200+ hours. Shitters(who never even bothered playing him btw) on here will claim he is braindead busted but if you just quickly look at the stats you will see he is barely out of F tier at any rank. Krill on the other hand is actually for brain damaged individuals since you can just get a mobility item or two and just ult their most important player every fight and your chances of winning will increase by 100%
>>542147860chances are the latter match had a lower rank average but as a result you were selected to be the ringer, and naturally you were pit against the enemy team's ring who was likely a higher rank than yourself so you feel like the match is harder. Compared to an emisarry lobby where you definitely aren't the best player on your team so your lane is probably against not their best player either. Unironically there being just one really good player can change how a match feels as they can shut you down even if their team is overall worse
>>542143909lets see hes a support(necessary low income defined role in "pro" play) that>is strong in lane, depending on matchup its a free win>high mobility >high base damage>best character at playing around skirmishes>best character at keeping a carry alive>best mid boss control in the gamewhat exactly does this character not do
>>542148653>what exactly does this character not doHe doesn't give me an erection
>>542142278Infernus? Golden
which one of you fags stream sniped metro?
>>542149927I don't stream snipe him but I make sure to shit talk him every time he's in my game
>>542150057doing the work of the lord anon, keep it up
>>542149031skill issue
>>542150057THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HIM AS HE GOES
I’m a transbian what hero do I main?I played dota and league mid Elo (gold/archon) and had 15 hours in the game
The black wοman οf Valve unoriginality.These are TWO different characters.
>>542151110mina
>>542151110paige
>>542151110the one i don't like
game needs more hollywood inspiration
>>542151770*bollywood
>>542151770Geist
>>542151770Who said you could leak the new Pocket skin?
>>542151770the game needs less women honestly, adding Mina to the game dropped the collective skill of the playerbase by about 20%
>>542152189t. doorman fag
>>542151110gay talon
One of yamatos skills should count as melee.
>>542143909never fucking dies and unlike say mnk he will also make sure his team doesn't ever die either with nade spam and ultithey really should just decide if they want kelvin to be the baseline for "support" or nerf the fuck out of him already
>>542151770This is 100 % quite literally Geist. I think you might be a moron or you're baiting replies. But posting is free so
>>542146750I decided to check statlocker. Nothing really seems that extreme>8th on net worth (all the standard carries are above her, + Geist and Pocket some reason)>10th on tower damage>4th lowest on damage taken (only Grey Talon, Vindicta, and Paige are lower, which makes sense)>11th lowest on average player damageSo despite being a damage-focused character who gets a lot of souls, she's not actually dealing a lot of damage. Mina averages 25.4k player damageThe 7 heroes above her in net worth average 29.5k player damageThe 7 directly below her average 26.6k damageSo she seems to be below average at converting souls to player damage, probably because her abilities are more whiffable than with other characters
>>542153134>more inspiration>MORE inspiration>durr but this 1 hero tho???retard
>>542151543>>542151629Cute I’ll build them full spirit burst btw
>>542153151averages don't mean shit because she's played by some of the most braindead players imaginable.just look at >>542142278she was a high priority ban and pick because she power spikes fast and is very hard to kill when not played by retards.
>>542153679>averages don't mean shit because she's played by some of the most braindead players imaginable.The post I was replying to was talking about why the *average* Mina player does poorly on her.She's good if you know how to use her but the question is>why is the average player bad at herAnd my best guess is that it's easier to whiff her shit than with other damage heroes
Game needs more chinese inspiration
>>542154070Yes like a Chinese skeleton with wispy mustache
>>542153913oh, well i can tell you the answer to that easily.she has 1600 hp at max level so she immediately explodes if someone sneezes in her direction and she isn't already running away or turning into bats.
>>542154070yes, fu manchu
my stack is talking about vtuber drama the entire game while we struggle through our match this is driving me crazy
>>542154764Id just say sorry I only watch metro then start feeding on cd
>>542154764let the stress out after match with a group goon sesh. you can take turns passing around your oshis
>>542154389Anon please read the posts in a reply chain before replying, the other anon already said thatShe's got pretty average deaths, it seems to be that player damage relative to her soul count is actually the thing the average player is doing a bad job at
would duration extender/refresher drifter be as funny as I think it would be
>>542155005Yes it's a legit build for the hero, it's powerful
>>542154070Beard physics are mandatory
>>542155072What if I build support/purple items on him from there, like rescue beam and silence wave
>>542155215There's already people making "support" builds in the public tab, have a look at those
>>542152189It needs more sexy muscular men with big cheeks/bulges and beastly furries right fellow faggot?
>>542154893trvthnvke
>>542154864based and lolcowpilled
>>542149083holy shit
does deadlocks discord integration just not work?it works once and the it never gets recognized again
>leave game earlier>because something came up>wait out the timer>queue up again>enemy team is absolutely destroying my teamSo is this done on purpose to force you to quit the game?
>>542152798that isn't me. i am a bisexual degenerate and enjoy both, i just have an obvious bias
>pre game lobby>discussion about knee high socks for vindicta>game dcs everyoneso its gonna be like this huh...
You should pray that your perfect kit never ever gets given to a hot chick character otherwise you'll never play them. Like how Yamato being ugly as fuck likes halves her pick rate.
>>542152189Get ye gone homo'
>>542156634unfortunately techies could be butt ugly and he'd still be popular
>>542156576Stirrup leggings.
>>542156634If they make her a hot Japanese woman Yamato stonks will skyrocket
i've been afraid of queueing for the past hour now because i'm afraid of getting russians on my team.and i play on the NA server.
>>542158043I have never had a russian on my team because I queue in [spoiler[Oceania[/spoiler]
>>542154070i dunno who this chink is but if i was her brother id have sex with her
just found out capacitor removes the bridge buffs, holy shit this item is overtuned.
>>542159693I played a game last night with 5 on the enemy team just rushing capacitor (infernus ivy wraith forgot the others)
>>542159693WAIT WHATI swear there's always some disgusting hidden tech in this game.
how do they do it
>>542160013Yellow team had a wraith, victor, shiv and haze. My source? It was revealed to me in a dream.
When innie house
>haze and infernus are top pub picks againyoshi have mercy on us
>>542156634do you consider paige a hottie
>>542149927KING
Does ivy poop
>>542161258If she needs to eat, yeah.
Where are the canine heroes?
>>542161258That's how NYC gets its stone to build stuff
>>542160013Kills matter so little in this game especially early on that it's honestly a little ridiculous. There's something weird about seeing some who's like 11/4 get bent over by a Mina who disappeared into the jungle for 10 minutes
>>542161395I'd prefer feline ones, thanks.
>>542156442Fixed that for you.
>>542161884I wouldn't say they don't matter but compared to something like league, early deaths mean nothing.
>>542162201He had to leave for a shift at the baroness
>>542142543i need moar
>>542153271we love our billy posters
so basically mina is one of those characters that doesnt actually have a particularly bad playerbase but she draws seethe like a lighting rod so anytime someone does poorly or makes a mistake it sticks in your memory longer right
>win last game>want to check rank up>download update first>check rank>went from Seeker 6 to thisWTF my opinion is more valuable than everyone elses now
>>542163043yes and every time she escapes a gank it makes people seethe
>new matchmakingOh man
>>542163252>Here is your halloween update bro
>>542147860 (me)After the newest update I've been rebalanced to Oracle 5. Neat.
>>542163252decayed player stocks are skyrocketing bros
>>542163252>got up to arcanistUhh okay?
>>542163378to be fair, this is actually scary
>>542163252Yo I'm Eternus 4 now
I was seeker 2 and BELONGED therefuck this WOKE nonsense
kek I just went from archon 1 to ascendant 1 decaybros we are so back
>>542163252oh god here we go
>>542163252I'm alchemist 3 now ? But I'm a dogshit Initiate 1 player, this can't be happening.
welfare chads
Ritualist V to Phantom II wowza!
>>542163043Mina is second only to Paige in the most played by mouth breathing retards category in the pisslow brackets.
>from archon 6 to ascendant 3neatI used to be ascendant 6 back when the game was 4 lanes so I guess they just went back to the pre-nerf rankings
Oh!, I was archon 2.
WHAT THE FUCK I AM BACK TO PHANTOMUP LIKE THREE WHOLE RANKS
>>542163252Is this why my games have been so dogshit today??
Incredibly stupid question but which deadlockers are potato friendly?I need my deadlock fix but won't have access to my PC for a while, I can run it on lowest settings on my laptop but it's not very smooth.
>>542163252Oh no...
>>542163252cool finally out of alchemist hell
>>542163252>went from perma-stuck Arcanist I to Emissary VI>hearing from Oracle players that have jumped up to Ascendant or EternusGonna be a lot more inflated ego's very soon. Unless deranking starts filtering people into where they belong really quick, the upper tiers may have a lot less meaning now
>>542163781spirit ginnis, only if you're in low ass rank though.
from alchemist to emissary, so back bros
>no longer stuck in the dumpster fire of alchemistholy based. that shit was fucking atrocious
Initiate 2 here I come
>>542163864She can still work, you just have to place turrets in different angles every time so they give support to allies instead of in the open.
I actually fell in rank
>>542163859>the upper tiers may have a lot less meaning nowthere was no meaning outside of E6ascendant games and archon games were unironically all the same shit
>>542163859the way I interpret it is that now its based on distribution, your rank is going to be an accurate representation based on your distribution in relation to the playerbase, i.e. your mmr is top 5% you go into the brack with top 5% players(phantom?)
>>542164016I'm expecting the same honestly, booting now.
>>542163940you realize all your fellow alchemist shitters have also been boosted up to archon right?
>>542163940arcanist* excuse me. why they have 2 ranks that sound so similiar right next to each other is wild
>>542163252Oh, we're so fucking back
you're still in the same percentile so nothing is going to change with matchmaking or your teammates.
>>542164080
I wish they added a surrender option instead
>>542163252I've been winning pretty much non stop for days but my rank hasn't moved. I skipped from Arcanist 2 to oracle 3. I'm scared bros I'm used to being the rapist I don't wanna be the raped...
wouldn't this clump up the higher end now instead of the low end?or are eternus 1-6 going to be treated like separate badges now?
>>542164128I went from initiate to emissary I don't believe that, everyone in my game plays like an animal, myself included
>>542164078>>542164141Undeserved boost dear god matchmaking will be so fucking bad now.
>>542163252I was perma stuck initate 5 now I'm seeker 3... progress I guess?I've never understood the rank in this game
>jumped from emissary V to phantom 6yoshi sama...I kneel....
enjoy your month of clown games while everyone settles backs to the ranks they belong in
>>542163252Icefraud genius inventor of the ASSFAGGOTS genre does it again!
did anyone go down in rank? that would be funny
>>542164080as long as im not playing with literal initiates with >20 games played anymore, i dont care
>from arcanist IV to Oracle Ikek
>>542163252Holy fuck. I was Seeker 1 earlier today. Jesus Christ.
>>542164390these are the ranks you belong in.
HOW DO I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAOS TO RISE NOW THAT EVERYONE GOT BOOSTEDWHAT HERO WHAT BUILD
yoshi is schizo
nice
>>542164420The very same initiates went up with you.
>seeker 6sure
>>542163252I went from Ritualist to this, what kind of black magic was pulled to skyrocket my rank?
>>542164390>implying the game wasnt bursting at the seams with clown games before?
the rank distribution is now a proper curve instead of 75% of the playerbase being seeker and below btw
ain't no way
I was ritualist 3
>>542164484Its the same number in the backend just the badges got changed, you are still 3k mmr or whatever
>went up to almost Phantomneat
bro i dont want this i want to play vs scrubs
>was ritualist 1>now oracle 3Uhm what the fuck??
>matchmaking won’t change!!>matchmaking can now tell the difference between a 50 percentile retard who would’ve been in the same rank category as a 70 percentile
>Ritualist to Oracle 6 So is this the new average? Also anyone want to stack so I can get those wins to push me into phantom?
how the fuck am I Oracle 5 now? I have fucking parkinsons.
>>542161395After panda hero
>>542163252Holy shit I’m saved I went from perma stuck initiate 1 to seeker 5
>>542164626this. this is the only thing that changedthat and if you had higher hidden mmr than your badge was showing it autocorrected it now
>from alchemist 2 to emissary 2Neat, time to get my ass kicked.
>>542164835you know that destroying structures wins the game.
i was archon 4 lol
>>542164272Your actual number of MMR didn't change the games will be the same
so you're telling me we were being gas lit by rank for the past year
>>542164867people dont realize that this is going to fix win streaking to rank up a single time only to lose it with a single loss, the previous system was a race to the bottom and smurfing + decayed accounts was keeping everyone perpetually lower rank
I'm sure someone has asked Yoshi so I'll ask hereAre Indians strictly homeopathic demon negroes or demon looking species in general?Is Abrams and Ixian or are Hellboys something else?How about Haze, she's also similarly vantablack but are sleep paralysis demons a different thing?
>was initiate>still am initiateDeadlock is the worst game I am at by a very large margin
>>542164908I usually have the highest building damage but I can't hit anything that isn't a walker and I've lost plenty of games from just getting skill diffed. I was expected to be dropped to alchemist or something
>>542164987good I'm dogshit
>>542164570Shit is based on percentile in your region now, so stuff like >>542164969can happen if you are in the top 500 for your region
>>542163252>badges were tied to fixed skill ranges rather than percentilesBut I was told they've been percentiles before already? What do you mean they haven't?
>>542165021>Are IndiansIxians.Phoneposting from the toilet, the typo fits.
>>542165081gooseworx ahh image
>>542163252>Jumped from seeker 3 to initiate 1Fucking free
>>542165081good morning
>>542165081>>still am initiate
Why do some faggots just feed on cooldown? Like what is the goal??
>>542165218good night.
>>542165081join the inhouses if you have an iron mental please, we need to further the schizo rank distribution.
any fresh rank inhousers
>>542164969Oceania, Asia or South America I take it? Their top 1000 starts from below Ascendant 6 (EU and NA top 1000 starts from there)For reference it's NA & EU: Asc 6 = Top 1000Asia: Asc 2 = Top 1000OCE: Phantom 3 = Top 1000SA: Phantom 5 = Top 1000
>>542165346I already do.I get absolutely wrecked
>>542165481im na
>>542142338>Assadnuh uh, he is playing Concord
it's just a change to the badge ranges since there was a huge spike of players at initiate 1your MMR didn't change
>climbed all the way from archanist to oracleDamn, I had some bad losing streaks, but then I started getting some steady wins so I was hoping for some climbing, although not that much. I thought I would end up at emissary at most if I was lucky.
>>542165540Jesus it was more grim over there than I thought
>was arcanist 3>now im archon 6im not ready for this shit
>>542165346>join the inhousesDo you faggots use mics or are you too Patrick Bateman lone wolves for it?
>>542165184There is probably small inflation in the mmr system, every new account makes the total mmr bigger because you start at 1k or whatever This means it could have been both tied to a skill range but also a specific percentage when the total accounts was lower, and as people joined the percentage detached from the skill rank
>>542165694some do yeah
>>542165694We use microphones. The non-americans even use them for things other than whining
>Seeker 3 from eternal Initiate 1I really thought Im gonna be stuck there forever, turns out Im not that dogshit, Well to be fair I am dogshit but Im not THAT dogshit
inhouse preasu
>play enough dynamo to get out of initiate>somehow my first match is with a brainless infernus that spend the ENTIRE match just walking around the map>our mirage was a fucking retard trying to 1x3 people at all time>our talon could hit the broad side of a barn
>>542165917youre really getting a lot of mileage out of this one bro
>>542165923I'll start hosting inhouse now, let's enjoy friday nightWX7RZ
>>542165825>>542165787Oh good, every "/vg/ inhouse" in other games I've tried is either discordfaggotry or refusing to use mics.
>>542165958updated for the new ranks
>>542165678>>542165860They literally just pushed ranks forward.Absolutely nothing changed, the retards you had before are now here with you and the games will still be horrible.The only difference is that ascendant/eternus are now gonna be filled with absolute subhumans.
>>542166006Did you not see when somebody (or some people) were complaining that one person in the inhouse making calls was making games too unfair? kek
>first match in over a year>play like a drooling retard>completely lost where I'm going at all times>lowest souls by 10k and lowest player damage in game>check core rating after match>arcanist to arcon 4actually how
>>542166065It does change for people who were in initiate 1 actually, because it grouped everyone from initiate 1 players who deserved to be there to people who should've been around emissary or whatever the middle rank is. For anyone who wasn't in initiate, the game isn't changed at all though.
>>542166065Eternus has less players actually, they got shoved towards the middle ranks
>>542166221in the long term this will be good for everyone on the ladder for more accurate matchmaking, the only people who might lose out are E6 players who play 12 hours a day
>>542166065>bro they just pushed ranks forward>just ignore that people in this very thread de-ranked>also ignore that initiate was full of people who actually couldnt rank up, fucking the match making up for everyone
>>542165678OH FUCK MEI WAS EMISSARY 3 JUST LAST NIGHT
>>542165694If you're expecting call outs and plays then you'll be disappointed
Jesus christ dude why am i Ascendant i'm trash at this game i don't want to get matched against eternus niggers in lane who aimbot my face in two seconds
This rank change was specifically for the streamers so they can get faster games.
>>542166207did you think we were fibbing when we said the playerbase barely knows how to play this game?
>>542166325E6 players can suck it though, they should get a job instead of playing videogames all day.
>>542166128>not having assburgers is imba
>got sent from seeker 6 to ritualist 6I don't think I'm ready for that
>>542163252What the fuck I'm scared to queue now. I'm at Archon 2. Previously Arcanist 1. Should I be scared to queue?
>Jolted from Alchemist 1 to fucking Emissary 2I don't think my double bomb bebop can handle it
>>542166404thats what Im sayingwagies rise up
>>542166325most E6 players stacked to get there anyway, so they'll just do it again
If you weren't Initiate or Eternus before that, your gameplay experience won't change at all
here is an ms paint explanation of what happened basically.really good players that came back after the new characters update were basically stuck in phantom and wouldn't reach eternus for like another month of grinding, even though they were being placed in eternus lobbies.skill gaps should be slightly lowered for most ranks, more shit players thrown into eternus lobbies.
>>542166501>most E6 players stacked to get there anyway, so they'll just do it againThey aren't allowed to do that anymore
How many of you lads are eternus now?
>>542163252Ritualist 5 to phantom 2 lmao. Used to be Oracle 4 before all the decay though
>most abilities only scale damage with spirit >some heroes abilities scale 3-4 different ways with spirit >some scale NONE with spirit I want to violent murder Yoshi with my own two hands.
>queue up>loading screen>kicked back to hideout without even entering game>try re-joining game>game doesn't load>I keep getting kicked back to the hideout every timeWill I get penalized for this? What the fuck.
>"nice 6-win streak, man">"anyway, heres your teammates for the next game"I love it when they don't even bother making it look like its not a mandated loss, the fucking Wraith bought witchmail and our Infernus might as well just installed the game this week
>>542166589They can stack up to e5 lol.
>>542166667>NOO WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING THE SAME
>>542166643I wonder if we ever play in the same lobbies, I have and had literally the exact same ranks as you. I'm phantom 2 now.
>>542164765>>542164903>>542164858>>542164390you missed the point. nothing changed except the badges. your mmr is still the same
>>542166737The best heroes that have always been meta get multiple spirit scaling
i dont understand why people think anything has changed besides a png on your account, you are not suddenly a god gamer because they changed your png from a red or purple one to a cyan or gold oneeveryone else at your rank got a similar boost>>542165694inhouses are a mixture of the following>people who arent necessarily trying hard or messing around but just want a low stakes game without the typical moba sperging of randos>people who are trying their asses off>people who are completely fucking around>people who are genuinely decent/above average at the game>people who are awful at the gameoverall its pretty fun but it can get spergy at times as you could imagine from having all these different skill groups and playstyles colliding but if you arent a thin skinned bitch it's fun overall
>went from ritualist 1 to oracle 4
>>542166273>Players that got eternus when the matchmaking was dogshit get bumped to middle ranks for absolutely no reason while people 3 ranks below them got pushed to their spotYeah that sounds retarded enough for a certified Valve/yoshi move
>>542166865yes but the MMR was literally broken for like 80% of players. initiate 1 had players going on 10+ game win streaks and not gaining a single point of mmr and being stuck
>>542166945and the occasional (horrible) imbalanced shuffle. but you shouldn't take inhouses too seriously anywayif there's ever been a meme build you wanted to try, inhouses are your best bet.
Inhouse at 9/12 already btw.WX7RZ
>>542167098And whats the fucking difference if instead of having to go on 8 winstreaks to rank up in ritualist now it's gonna take me 8 winstreaks to rank up in phantom
I knew I was gonna rank up, but this is nuts
>>542166851i've played with a few of the names i've seen in this thread and never said anything.this game really doesn't have that large of an active playerbase.
i refuse to believe that my hardstuck inhouse feeding gigadecayed almost 700 hours ass is asc 1. i might just make a new account if i am forced to play with and against streamerfaggots.
>>542167258>this game really doesn't have that large of an active playerbasemight be cope but it's pretty fun in a way to see same names in games, especially if you banter with themor just requeuing into the same guys for a rematch
>>542167312>i might just make a new account if i am forced to play with and against streamerfaggots.Nah bro flame them after you beat them and watch them seethe
>first game as oracle>my team is dogshit>enemy team is raping usyep time to uninstall
im getting instakicked from matches atm, what givesrejoining just kicks me out againhave to abandon
what happened to the ranks?
>using my mic more>getting fewer kills but winning more gamesHow does this work?
Alright I don't know what the fuck's up with the dupe heroes bug, I thought it was new heroes only but I guess it's all of them (but only the first time someone picks a dupe)And if dupes are disabled, it bricks the lobby? So try to NOT pick the same heroes as someone else, since that bricks the picking from everyone else in the lobby.
>>542167537randomly forced everyone forward
>>542167537It's like when they did the rank adjustment for dota 2. Everyone got free MMR gibs. Now we wait for all the shitters to chain throw and decay to where they belong
>>542167537they represent your mmr more accurately now so people that have been playing nonstop for the past year are seething because they are ranking down while decaychads are returning to their previous ranks
>>542167214the point is they fixed this issue. intiates aren't going to be literal coinflips of:A: dude with 200 games but literally cant rank up but has a understanding of the gameB: mouth breather with 15 games playedC:eternus smurf matchmaking now put these people into games better instead of just guessing because each team got up to 3 initiates at random below archon
>>542167649I actually ranked up like 4 ranks past what I was before I decayed.
>>542167619>>542167648>>542167649ok, lets me see how fucking shit my rank is
Did the inhouse get bricked
Kick this afk fag
>>542141805I'm kinda bored and lonely and one of the things I've been waiting on is for Deadlock to release.
Lads I believe there is an update
Did they change how you rank up or is it still ass to rank up if you've played a lot of games?I don't want to be stuck in Phantom forever
UPDATEdon't make a new one, just join again.WX7RZWX7RZWX7RZ
>>542167804gonna be years
>>542167591>team is more coordinated so they respond to your aggression which results in you getting more assists rather than kills but ultimately leads to more cohesion and team playseems pretty shrimple to me>>542167721I got 2 ranks higher than my peak but I also have maintained a 55% wr so it makes sense to me that I would progress slightly in that regard, I also wonder how accurate theyve always been since I dont think they were ever distributed by population like they are now
>update availableTOTAL YOSHI DEATH
>>542167868Invalid code you dumb fag, there was a FUCKING UPDATE
>>542167765WTF how did I go from Initiate 5 to here?
>>542167868Can't, WTF?
>>542167868Doesn't work anymore for me, if it doesn't for anyone else let's use this one9QR969QR969QR969QR96
>>542167879My winrate was fucking shit when I came back because I was playing with my friends who suck but after I started solo queueing I had like an 80% win rate which is probably why I went up so much.
>>542167868>got abandonedokay now it's fine to make a new one. 9QR969QR969QR96
>>542167871You can only run one hype cycle at a time. Half Life 3 will release before Deadlock is even announced>>542168001>>542168005good job retards
>>542168001>>542168005
why is there ANOTHER anon with a blank username? get a name you hippies
>arcanist 3 to archon 5>was at archon 2 before I went on a horrible loss streak down to ritualist then arcanistSo...I actually DID progress in skill...I'm so happy.
>>542168150It's the same guy
>geist picked in spectatorswe're really doing every single bug imaginable on this lobby before starting a game huh
>>542168150object permanencebros...
>enter lobby before it fills>reshuffled into spectatornigga
>>542163252Low Alch to Ritualist 5, which was around where I was before I stopped playing for 6 months. I'm fucking garbage though, I've lost 10 of my last 16 games, and they weren't me trying and failing to carry apes.
>>542168294it's not the same guy because i have the other guy in my friends list
>>542147102I don't get this image
>>542168046>You can only run one hype cycle at a time. Half Life 3 will release before Deadlock is even announcedThe hype train for deadlock has already been going. Its social media presence has been on a gradual rise the past few months while we haven't heard a blip about HLX. Which means Valve is probably gonna delay it until nobody cares, of course.
>I got bumped into phantom 6I feel vindicated
I went from Initiate V to Arcanist IVI want to go back to the trenches
went from ritualist to phantom cool patchlets see if it even changes the matchmaking
>almost everyone got a bumpvery nice
>>542163252>jumped from ritualist to phantom 3lol???
>>542164467High rank gaming rocks!
>>542168398Same here. What's the point of spectators in this shit if they're just going to steal someone else's slot? The host should kick spectators
yesterday i was hella sad posting that I'd just like to be alchemist/arcanist and feeling stuck in initiate and today with the update my rank is arcanist 2 so that's hella fun and happy and I'm so happy
I got put in a rank I shouldn't be at with this update.
Hallo wetawrd here!Why don't people in higher skill tiers pick Dynamo? I thought his suck ult + teleport rock would be a killer combo for any team.
>>542163252I do not deserve to be here wtf I was Emissary.
>>542169562game is too fasthaving a CD is a problem
>>542163252>boosted all the way from Arcanist III to Archon IMy sanity was barely holding it together against mouthbreathing coked up Shiv/Yamato players, I am not fucking ready for whatever horrors are lurking on this rank
Exhausting
>skill rating used to be permastuck archon 3-5>check now>fucking ascendant IIwhat the FUCK i shouldn't be here
>>542169879Cumback mechanics working as intended.
I want to deep dive the ranking system. Before they said it was fixed ranks. Fixed in what way exactly? Is it fixed as in once you get a rank bracket you're hardstuck there?? If so, why didn't they use percentiles instead since that is more accurate statistically..
>>542168042What's going on? Why is no one picking a hero?
>>542170489The match already started
>>542168001>9QR96>party is fullcan you (you) me when the game ends
>>542167692This. I instantly noticed a different playstyle from my team mates and enemies. No longer did I have a 14 game smurf on the enemy team or a very lucky initiate with 10 winstreak on mine. Feels balanced but it's just one game so far. I also didn't dominate absolute mouth breathers and people put up a decent fight. Something I was hoping for.
>>542170343dumb people like seeing pictures instead of a number.blame riot games.
>>542170551Weird. I'm still waiting.
>>542171241i think that happens when the match started already and someone got out of the lobby (for whatever stupid arbitrary reason, not necessarily because they DCd)so there's a free spot but the actual game is still happening
>>542171241>pugna
just so people understand why this shit had to change
>>542141805Why they put me in Oracle, i want to be back in more casual rank
>>542171446based pugnachads
>>542171512>send everyone to the lowest rank>never let them leaveproof that ranked systems are made to be prisons
>>542171446>Apparently, this is actual PugnaWhy do people draw him as a loli? Not that I mind, I'm just curious.
>>542171805
>all this hysteria over the ranks being changed>no awareness that everyone else they were playing with was also "ranked up"my belief that everyone below (old) archon is not sentient has been galvanized
Who's better for ranking up? Victor or Geist?
Guys, your matchmaking is completely unchanged.The ONLY change was to the icon.
>>542164672Nigger how ASS do you have to be to have ZERO up arrows. Show your total win loss
>>542172110no you're wrong!!!! it's over!!!!!!!!!!! now all the ascendant streamer no-lifers will rape my ass it's so fucking over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>542171805tranimepedos/troons
>>542172293nta but W/L doesn't even affect arrows, my mains are 58% WR but it's red arrowed
>>542172110its a placebo effect let it dissolve
>>542171805I think it was one april fools where Dota 2 posted the patch notes entirely in emojis, and when referring to Pugna they used the little girl emoji.
>>542172110not everyone is getting the same flat bump you silly bimbo
>Metro seething every game at how his teammates are phantoms>YoshiCHAD moves them all to eternus just to shut him upZased....
>>542172293how do i get 2 arrows up?
>>542172616>also moves metro to phantomCINEMA
>>542172629No clue I was just shitposting I have double up arrow on Paige(70% wr across 60ish games) and Paradox(50+% wr across over 200 games)
>>542172690Did he actually derank?
>>542145769My alchemist games look no different from eternus stream I watch
>>542172110Then why did I just have one of my best matches? >>542169290
>>542172904and your last
>>542171805because its hecking cute :333333
>PaigeNow visibly gains weight as she gains levels. Can now melee slam the ground while in air, enemies killed this way are anal vored.>LashCan now double charge melee attacks which double triggers/procs, and has a sweeping kick move that does less damage, but parries and attacks>SevenCan now suck in his ult and kamehameha
There needs to be more quality than quantity with neutral camps.They need to reduce the NCs by half, increase their respawn, increase their health and damage heavily
I'm finally free of Ritualist hell
can sere be on the stacked team at least
It really ruins my mental when one of these neanderthals starts calling me out for something inconsiquential. For example, not saving them when they make a really bad move out of position with 3 other enemies around. Am I supposed to hold their hand the entire game? Wipe their ass too?I get so angry I start not giving a shit and running down the enemy, affecting my k/d, because why should I try my best? When doing my best just gets me berated. I check their steam profiles after the game and its always either a stupid hick redneck or an actual faggot.
https://files.catbox.moe/emf9z3.mp4I love how distressed Wraith sounds.
>>542173437mute all comms you orangutan
Back in my day reaching Eternus or even Ascendant used to mean something... now there are probably over 10000 players in these ranks instead of 1000-2000.
i hope yoshi either just accepts some of the mods and implement them or just straight fuck you removes the ability to add these UI because its straight up cheating.
how come no one's using the super zmc or the coyote jumps in my games even in the tournament games I've been watching
i ordered pizza
>>542173978what mods?
>>542143435why did she only had one marriage?
>>542173978How is the UI in >>542173532 cheating? None of that information is hidden, it just puts into a more visible place. Except for the rejuv, the mod probably detects the events and counts or something.
>>542163252>stayed the samet-thanks...
>>542173928You can just check the leaderboards
>moved to Archon 3 from Arcanist 1>go for a meme build>winit's like nothing changed
Which character is objectively the best?
>>542174698Your rank percentile's the same, the badge is just different
I dropped down Arcanist II after a brutal loss streak week and now I'm Archon V?
>>542172293not logging into deadlock but I have a positive winrate. I think 32 wins
>>542163252>from alch 3 back to emissary 3home sweet home
>>542174767If your an averages cuck its kelvi
>>542163252Yipppeeeee I'm out of Initiate!
>from archon to ascendantoh god damn it.
>>542174238Wheter it is cheating or not I think this type of info should be easy to see for everyone regardless, so I hope they do end up adding it in future updates.Because seriously, why do I need to press ESC if I want to see the character's levels? Something that could have a huge impact in a fight is placed in such an odd location.
>>542175792You don't, levels are tied to soul gain.
>>542172574Explain why it would be different and how
can we unironically ban serenethers from inhousesthis "teehee im gonna feed 20 times every game on purpose" shit not fun for anyone
I'm so bad at mina christ.>>542176104no
>>542176104he didn't even do that bad
>>542176104Bro we can't complain about some people being too good AND some people being too bad at the same time. Let everyone play or play matchmaking if you care that much about balance
>>542172432Lystic was top 1 Abrams EU and he has 2 down red arrows on the hero
Lets hope the Eternus sweats stop fucking smurfing now since their bracket has more people. Fucking hate smurfs.
>>542176221He went like 1/12 and that was one of his better performances.>>542176243It's not being bad he does this shit on purpose.There's a difference between being bad and actual griefing.
inhouse stats?
2 slots available for inhouse9QR96
>>542176104nah he's based
>>542176475Our QVEEN
>>542163252I am now Ascendant 3AMA
one more come on lads9QR96
i think i might actually go and watch a guide to spare us the embarrassment before joining up again, the bots didnt prepare me for this in the least
>I'm ritualist 6 nowBut I suck
>>542176104The problem is that certain trannies keep stacking themselves on the same team to stomp people not in their shitty discord.
>>542177035ritualist 6 was already shitlow before the rank change, you'll be fine
3 slots, unless Penny decides to play9QR96
>>542171512How were you expected to leave initiate?I'm serious here as someone with 300 hours and never once made it to seeker. Even if I play carry every match and play well there's so many tard shitters it's an impossible task.Is the solution simply to form a premade or at least not solo queue?
I hate tesla bullet patches, every single carrytard just builds it and afk farms until one of your walkers mysteriously vanishes.
>>542177984The game is fundamentally broken and solo carrying is next to impossible, you don't.
JOIN THE FUCKING INHOUSE9QR969QR969QR969/12
I'm now Ascendant, the designated "fill up eternus lobbies and be raped by them" rank. Thanks Yoshi
>>542178245but what if people are mean?
>complains about feeding>goes 2-8 himselfwhy are russians such subhumans always spamming voice with their disgusting language
>>542178449GROW THICKER SKIN, CALL THEM FAGGOTS, WHATEVER9QR969QR969QR9610/12
>>542178245Alright, Ill bite.I hope at least half of you aren't trannies.
>>542178245so you guys can stack it again?
>>542178628I asked at the start to remake but nobody wanted to
>>542178583what fucking mp game general has trannies? You don't actually play that final fantasy mmo do you?
>>542178628ANYONE CAN CLICK SHUFFLE JUST DO THAT9QR969QR969QR9610/12
it doesn't mean anything, like it's not a promotion, with these new ranks, right? it's just that everyone had piled up in initiate due to their system so now it's showing where your mmr actually had you anyway?
>>542178916exactly yes
Hey guys I ranked up to archon overnight somehow am I finally good at the game?
>>542179021It seems people from alchimist ITT all ended up on archon
>>542179068you are average which means shit
metro was in my game and metro fed the infernus and i saw the infernus and the infernus looked at me
>>542179068archon was shit before, imagine now
>>542171805because pugna is canonically some kind of weird ass dalai lama undead child pope so potentially child pugna was a lolialso coomers and it's funny
>>542179816this
what if I bought Tesla Bullets on Infernus
>>542171446pugna hero when?>close combat grenade>decrepify>nether ward>life drain like geists except channeled and extremely strong
You mean to tell me half the people at archon still don't know how the sinner sacrifice works or better yet completely ignore it?
>>542142278>>542142384I am vindicatedAlso the rank reset pushed me from Seeker1 to Ritualist, I knew I wasnt wood tier.... I'm below average!
>oracle 3god is in his heaven and all is right with the world
>>542179973yeah sounds like my seeker/alch games
>>542165694I want to play but I dont want my voice to get made fun of lol, and I know other I house players have had their voice talked about.
>>542180267you don't have to use a mic
>>542180267so what
>>542179948you'll prolly hella win fr
>>542180408Im a delicate little flower
>>542162201you ruined it
>ritualist 2-3>oracle 4hmm, is this "just" a superficial redistribution (same shit different medal) or am i actually in another rank now??
>>542180503I am NOT going to piss on you
>>542180641I assume the changed something like making a difference in the lower ranks. Like maybe ritualists now being oracles wont be matched with old initiates any more They could have isolated the lower half of mmr and expanded mmr differences to try to get them out of mmr hell too
I can't believe it, there is a non zero chance I'm gonna be fucking Eternus after being hardstuck oracle
>>542180838But anon i need your piss and kindness to complete the ritual
This was one of the most uneventful games I've ever played. It was farming for 30 minutes with like 2 team fights.
>>542176276eternus 6 actually lost players kek
>>542180996nice try seven
>>542181216wasn't eternus 6 more populated than like phantom 1-eternus 5 all together? it was due for a readjustment
>>542179894>panties over dresswhat the fuck is this trend
>>542181371yeah it was hyperinflated because the way the old system worked as long as you kept playing you would stay in E6, now that its percentage based a lot of fake E6 players dropped someone please post metros new rank
>>542181115>Victor>Healing: 0Did nobody even shoot this fucker?
>>542181539>41kI assume he was jungling the whole game
my entire team could be inbred and go 0/20/0 and have us lose in 18 minutes but I would be happy that I managed to get 1 kill on their 100/1 haze, but if someone is backseat gaming me and tell me I am playing badly I rage out of control and say the N word 200 times before I just start blowing into the mic so hard that I black out from hyperventilating
>>542181721God amongst men.
>>542180641maybe not immediately but i imagine it affects matchmaking and the way ranks will be distributed in the futureive heard that some eternus players were deranked
>>542181721based
>>542181501
>>542181979but metro bad?
>>542181979antimetrobros...we lost...
>>542181979I dont believe it
>>542182090>>542182149he also said ascendant is the new oracledlg chuds lost
i was in emissary
>>542181979goes great with his loss streak
>>542181979does new patch make people derank faster?
>>542181979>500 commends on 1200 gamesi get like 4 commends per game, he really is unlikeable isn't he
These new ranks don't seem accurate either. No way almost all of us are high ranks. Even ascendant seems a bit high for me
>>5421825634channelers are probably 20 IQ point above the average normalfag as dire as that sounds
>N-NEKOSCORE IS FAKE THESE STREAMERS ARE GONNA BE SHITLOW>Everyone with a high nekoscore was actually high elo>T-THIS NEW BADGE UPDATE IS GONNA DROP THESE STREAMERS LET'S CHECK ON THEN>None of them actually droppedLmao the coping here is so embarrassing why be this rent free over streamers
>>542182563Feels like there are too many people in Ascendant, i'm there and i don't feel like i should be. Also too many people in Eternus honestly, European server has like 900 people in Eternus
>>542180953I think anyone oracle and above was already like top 5% my dude you already made it
>>542182659The change won't drop your rank if you're already in the top percentile (leaderboard position doesn't change)
>>542181979number 1 ranked victor baby
Early data is in. Super small sample size of course, so take with a grain a salt.Seems emissary is the middle of the bell curve
>>542180267across all the inhouses ive played there was only a single guy using voice comms
>>542182905so anything below phantom is shitlow now?
Who is the creepy guy with glowing eyes in the hideout painting?>>542182659I really dont care about ranks or mmr in a beta test, obviously none of it mattered before they are experimenting. But why would they drop? It was a boost to everyone wasn't it?>>542182905I went up 3 ranks lol
>>542182997I would say anything bellow archon
custom matches really need lobby chat, i know you fags are all to shy to mic up for kino bant
>>542181979I have 360 games and 305 commends. The fact he only has 500 in nearly 1300 games speaks volumes.
>>542182905this seems much more sensible
>demolish lane>3 kills in 3 minutes>guardian down in 4>shiv ragequits>use my advantage to roam>get both other guardians, a 4th kill and two assists by minute 7>"THIS GAME WON'T BE SCORED, YOU CAN LEAVE"AAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING HATE THISSSSSOH YEAH, YOU PLAYED SO WELL THE OTHER PLAYERS LITERALLY COULDN'T HANDLE IT? HERE'S YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!!WHAT ABSOLUTE FUCKING TROGLODYTE THOUGHT THIS UP?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!I'm genuinely, unironically, 100% done.I've uninstalled the game.This, but slightly different scenarios, in all of which I manage to make the enemy ragequit by stomping lane, has happened several times now. I just can't be fucking bothered anymore. It doesn't respect your time, skill or effort.
>>542183219>>542182416commends didnt exist until recently, half or more of those games could have been before they added them
>>542183162im perma comm banned and play without headphones thougheverbeit
>>542179952Hero that hides a small item that debunks the enemy until they find it when?!?!Also man ranks are funny>oracle 6 when ranks first come out>drop to ritual 6 after the massive rework early this year>now I'm back to oracle 5
>>542183298Commends have been a thing for what will be a year in two weeks.
>>542181979>barely above 50% winrate>Eternusso, all you need to do to reach the highest rank is spam games? got it!
>>542183352>debunks the enemy>doorman is just a bellboy he's not an eldritch god>abrams has never solved a case>the OSIC did 9/11
>>542183471I mean yea if you maintain a 53% winrate forever, eventually you'll get to the highest rank because you're winning more than losing.
>>542183538>>did 9/11haze can't melt steel beams
>>542183471Thats not how this works, anon
>>542183471He has those dogshit stats when all he plays is the most broken OP fotm shit every patch. He literally only got to Eternus in the first place because he was spamming Wraith for 8 months before she finally got fixed
>>542182265he's not wrongeverybody seems to have been bumped up
>>542183538>the OSIC did 9/11course that dumb bitch has a negative ratio after eating our whole jungle all game
>>542183607>because you're winning more than losingyou lose more mmr than you win, it's not 1:1
>>542173532are you afraid of using stamina?
>>542183910I'm pretty sure that's not how their mmr system works.
>>542182905wow I cant believe ranks actually make sense now
>>542183162I was up to shooting the shit, but no one else was using a mic so I kept quiet.
>>542172629Have 200 games in one characterSuck at every other character
Playing drifter vs vindicta is a fucking nightmare
>>5421726291 arrow means you're better than your rank bracket's average on this hero2 arrows means matchmaking is fucked
>>542184657if you have a retarded lane mate yes. the teleport nerf definitely hurt the matchup since you can't threaten instant transmission pressure
>>542184657Why don't you just drift over and sniff that bitch's toes?
>>542184771In lane it's not too bad, i mean in general. She stakes you, bursts you when low/stunned. Aoe damage with alch flask so you cant brool
>>542184279nta but almost half of my 800 games are on ivy and i still have an arrow down on heralthough when i started playing deadlock, i literally had never played a single ASSFAGGOTs before so i was pure unfettered ass
>>542184968I'm never out in the open when I'm playing drifter just asking for shut down
am I the best inhouse player
>>542185178Yes
wow games have been even more shit since the rank rework!
>>542185178no
>>542185178maybe
>>542185404Not a regularIs it normal to talk about a game in a semi-open alpha state like this around here?
>lose bec other lane got stomped (7-0 haze min 8, how)>oracle IV -> oracle IIIthanks volvo
>>542185846extremely, people even doom the playercounts using steam charts here just like any other general lmfao
>>542185846>a semi-open alpha statekinda, since testing depends on matchups being not shit, that fucks over statistics, which fucks over balancing
>>542182905So i guess ascendant is the new LOW MASTAH.
i'm becoming stomp and sciencepilledthis nigga is too fun
>memeing as knife melee haze>archonWait what the fuck just happened?
>>542186589>what the inside of a vagina is likejust feel the bottom of your mouth with your tongue
>>542186186>people even doom the playercounts using steam charts here just like any other general lmfaoThat's actually based as fuck. /vg/ is the best board ever.
How many of you retards will forcibly derank to pisslow just to rape?
>main account stuck in emissary hellPhantom 4>alt account for the lulz (Archon 5)Ascendant 3
>>542177097>>542176104Ban troons from inhouses over all. They can go back to Ow2 or league or whatever trannyslop they leaked in from. Mina was a mistake she's cute but these designs always attract /those/ types.
WHAT?how am i ritualist 5??I was in the depths of alchemistlow just an hour ago
>abrams handcuffed the tome to himself because it's dangerous>it's not even the top 5 most dangerous thingamabobs in the castis he stupid
>>542182905>ascendant 6JDIMSAwas that rank back during rank introduction as wellI just wanna hit eternus
>>542186950>>542163252
>>542181979>every other streamer thinks wraith is broken>Shitro can't win with her still Kek it writes itself
>>542176104No. It's an inhouse not your personal circlejerk
>Archon to AscendantWe are so back. I'm buying Fortitude today.
>>542163252>Seeker 5>Seeker 1>Initiate 5>*Yoshi Magic*>Arcanist 2I got away with murder.
I was literally complaining to my brother about deadlock's ranking system (he does not give two shits about deadlock) and then 5 minutes later they update it lol>>542186848kek this is exactly how I feel.
>>542186676Doesn't come anywhere close to the feel.
>>542180641>Ritualist 1>Now oracle 5 I wonder what else it takes into account to push someone slightly higher or lower since I should be 1 rank at least lower than you
>>542187646mouth lining is the same as vagina, exactly the same tissueif tongue feels wrong, try your dick
>>542143909If Kelvin has a well-coordinated team, his ult and ice path are a nightmare to deal with
>>542186889How are you going to tell whos trans and whos not if people have normal profiles and dont speak
>>542163252Arcanist III -> Oracle V. Completely skipped all of Ritualist and Emissary. Am I fucked?
>>542186968He handcuffed it to himself because it literally tries to fly away from him
>>542188091Ban Mina Ivy Vindicta and Paige. They'll filter themsleves out of the in-house.
>>542186968it's not just mysteriously dangerous, enough that the best detective of all time can't fully figure it out, it's precious enough that several members of the cast want to kill him for it, such as Geist and Dox
>>542188364I dont play any of those so I must pass as cis
>no longer chained to mouth breathers>every team is at least vaguely competent yoshi....yoshi....I thank you
>>542188434you're literally playing with the same people
>>542188586then the mouth breathers must be immediately deranking
>>542188364I play all those characters. Others too. But I like those characters. Maybe add Vyper to the list she's fun too.
>enemy drops 3 ults on me every fight>rest of team still cant winbruh
if i play with my low rank friends and lose will it hurt my rank a lot??
>>542188835That means you're the best player and that your dick is huge, don't you know
>>542188835It feels like an honor to be in the 'Dynamo ults me on sight even if it's just me' club.
>>542182905Oracle and ascendant are a fucking shitshow nowFor everyone saying OH BUT THIS MAKES MORE SENSE NOW it was like this before and it was still dogshit.The problem is the game and matchmaking not the funny little jpg.
>thread full of low IQ slavs who don't realize the elo is the same the rank name just changedHoly shit man
i don't see itthe matchmaking is still shit
>>542189098>mad he's not eternus it's ok
>>542189098you dont actually know that thoughbeit since there's no mmr number
>>542189098Welcome to /vg/ enjoy your stay
>>542189131It's the exact same elo as before. I'm on the NA leaderboards and my number barely changed at all. There's a hidden numeric elo behind the ranks and all they did was change what ranks correlate to what number.
do we have a party/duo indicator after the game?
>>542189930>I'm on the NA leaderboardsyou're riding shotgun on the shortbus, congrats
>>542167692>the point is they fixed this issuewhere did you get this from?>>542167430>>542169042>>542188434its the exact same people. only the little rank icons got updated to represent percentiles instead of fixed values. youre still at whatever percentile of mmr you were before>>542189507read what yoshi said REALLY carefully
>initiate 1 to seeker 4hey alright
>>542190223>read what yoshi said REALLY carefullynah I never do that
>>542187646not if you stick your dick in it obviously but if you've ever fingered a vagina it's exactly the same bumpy feeling
>>542188976>>542189024it doesnt feel good it feels like>Damn my team is completely fucking incompetent
>>542190223>its the exact same peoplenope, you would know if you actually played the game though
I thought this game was meant to be hard
>>542190357BAGOOSH get parried bitch
>>542191016>playing 3 pedophile heroesyeah sure
>>542191185>zomg all da heroes i don't liek are ebin diddy blud paedoph isles xDget the fuck >>>/out/ metro lefaa watcher
It is kinda funny how on Victor you can just walk at Bebop if he hooks you and unless he's got help he just dies
where do you'll get skins and mods?
holy kino
How am i supposed to enjoy this game as Drifter when 90% of the roster instawins in lane against me?
>>542191746mina ha rise up and take what you deserve
>>542191743aww cute
>>542191743puppygirls are always extremely racist white supremacistslike no shot there's like an 80% chance they're one
Dynamo's stomp clear waves in an instant, stop your momentum and stuns you, deal massive damages, win you team fights, do your taxes and poaches your eggs, and all that on charges with a fast cooldown.How some people manage to lose with this character is beyond me.
>>542191135dont ever try that on me im an alchemist
>>542191743rey the pastel puppygirl barking at you with DOORMAN NIGGERKILLER BUILD 60% WR
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>>542192002learning that the trans puppygirl wave started in some american city because some queen bee groomed a local trans community into it and pushed them all to then spread the fetish was quite an eye openeryou can literally invent culture by having a group of people astroturf and shill constantly
>>542192080on one hand you can just throw a stomp down a dark alley and randomly get kills, but on the other hand sometimes it's fucking impossible to aimI don't know with the .7m -> 1m shockwave height change, but you used to be able to literally just jump over it
>yesterday>Having fun, winning handily like usual with some losses>Today>Struggling like a motherfucker>Even if I play well I cant carry>Every enemy team is full of tryhard fucks>See this thread>Was Alchemist V, am now Archon 3What the fuck is this nonsense put me back
Still feeling a little overwhelmed after 115 games. Mostly by item choice and feeling unsure of where to be on the map especially when I'm not playing a hard farming character. Thoughts?
>>542192378you were in a rank where you could win handily you didn't belong there
