Previous: >>542143000>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), Gold City (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
WHO'S READY FOR CANCER?!
dancho didn't accept my confession....
STARTING FROM NOWTHERE WILL BE NO FUNNY RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN UMA AND THE TRAINER!
CM3 starts in less than 2.5 hours. Are your aces ready and warmed up for racing?
>>542164895penetrating horse cunny with my adult penis
>>542165098Too late
Ooohh Guinea Pig you're here. Where is my coff...erm tea?
>>542165098That’s fine, Imma just get funny with you instead.Now bend over.
>>542165098why is Riko so hotwhat is wrong with me
witGOD, I kneel
>>542164986I am trying to force 3 fronts for the meme and it just isn't working out for me, they all still get cucked by a single blocker.
>>542165215hmmm... nyo
I have failed to train a competent front runner ace in time for cm3But its okay because Narita Taishin will surely carry my team to victory :)
>>542165215No...
>>542165098the cat....moved?
Can anyone post the updated #Club list?
>>542165098w-what happened to the director?
>>542165215nyo
>>542165523Only if you post more cute Halos.
>>542165341made it just for you since you love spending the entire day seething and shitting yourselfjust as a reminder you'll never be welcome here, fit in or become a woman
Now that the Prostitution Requests event is done I no longer have any reason to waste my time on careersSorry danchou but I'm going back to half a career per day until that event returns
>>542165316>adult woman fetish
TAISHIN WILL WIN THIS ROOM NO MATTER WHATcm3 41411563
Fillies ...
>>542165523Working on updates from yesterday. 1.2 will be in corner of new one
Digitan LOVE
>>542165098someone post the image where Riko says that in front of a whole uma crowd
>>542165774trannyphile
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
WE love fillies here in /uma/
>>542165568Epsatono island vacation
94812644last minute CM3 test room
>>542165751>NHK mile instead of Yasuda Kinenretard
>>542165523its worthless as its missing a bunch of clubs for arbitrary reasons
>>542165215Vodka is my best bet but it's a gamble, yet every CM is a gamble.
>>542165568She got deported
>>542166028???They're both tokyo turf 1600m, are they not?
>>542166032Sorry, discordchuds not welcome.
What the hell is a fillies
For me, it's the Asahi Hai Futanari Stakes.
>>542166162you could have just googled that
>rest>bad nightowl>Rest>+30>rest>+30>rest>bad nightowlGuess this is a fan run...
>>542165568Overseas "business" trip.
>>542165982>my own Curren cucks my Seiun
>>542166270
>Great stats>Groundwork>Usable midrace skillsS-surely I can get groundwork to proc, right? Haha...
>>542165751taishin did not, in fact, win no matter what
Umatism has 5 open slots!>no quota>trade shoesReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-gameAlso new and improved #clublist banner if we haven't been added to the updated list yet
>>542166275google is full of AI slop and pro libtard(tranny/pedo)
>>542166280me on the right
>>542166418
>>542166484Use truth social like every sensible human being.
>>542166484oh so you're retarded, good to know.
>>542166418why did Belno and Oguri bankrupt Kitahara Jo?
I always liked borrowing her so I’m happy. Maybe that means I can use my selector on taiki
Grabbing Striker's tummy...
Why yes we love carrying niggers on our back
cm3 61655779let us see how bad it is
gn
>>542166717Her ulti animation is great, I always enjoy watching it knowing that she's (hopefully) about to zoom past everyone.
I can’t get the charmed event to proc
>Nishino Flower has a meta unique>That means breeding with her all day is going to be an optimal thing to do for winning CMs
Why can't Dynam Heroine be real
>>542166746grabbing big mac's tummy
>>542166778The white line's burden.
Remember in couple of hours to immediately spam entry for CM. Everyone who prepared and are like sharks circling the entrace will not be queuing up immediatel for the one thing they have been waiting for weeks by now. Queuing up during casual hours is the mistake as that is when the whales will bite knowing you are trying to avoid them.
>>542166778i'm glad he got kicked. we're hovering close to A+ so we should make it easily without flatliners
>>542166864Go night fellow mathafaka soldier
>>542166954This is already Mayano
>>542166954ummm she IS my ace
>>542167075Doing it on euro or sea time gives me a much higher win rate and I am a certified shitter
>watch RTTT>thought it was fun >look up the irl horses records thinking they are top tier horses because both of them have wins over TM Opera O>turns out both are turboshitters with only 1 G1 win eachWish I never searched this, it kinda ruined RTTT for me since it's jarring seeing them being treated as TM Opera O's equal when there's a huge talent gap between them
>>542166280Me on the left
>>542164935(Repost in the the new thread. You don't have to reply if you've grown tired of the convo, anon.)I don't see how you'd think that considering my posts but fair enough, I appreciate your advice. I had been running mlb Kita and exchanged her for Marvelous Sunday after mlb'ing her. From my (by now I'd say somewhat extensive) experience since swapping the cards I'm getting about 50k more fans a run. Just to make it clear, again, I don't disagree with the fact that Kita and other more useful cards could guarantee some more wins, it's just based on my experience so far the average fan gain is much lower using them. Perhaps, that perception is biased by the game's rng and my personal experience so far. As to not put your genuine advice to waste, allow me to ask what deck would you recommend for a fan run with Daiwa Scarlet with what's available to me?
>>542167136mayano doesnt have a meta inherit thoughfor either version
No...
>>542167231it's good for late/end.
>>542166857We all lost to a guy that borrowed a 3LB Kita. Man it is DIRE.
>>542167260Fine Motion more like FRAUD Motion
>>542167396If this isn't proof that Uma Musume is a coinflip game then nothing will convince any of you fuckers.
>>542167320for late/end where you're borrowing ryan, maru or taiki? especially the PRE-buff version of mayano which is worse
>>542167260that's because she is Polish
>>542167182>1G win is not talentMost horses don't even win their maiden race and get gluedTop Road was extremely talented, not to mention that he was shitting on top horses like Jungle Pocket, Hishi Miracle , as a 6 year old senior past his prime
>>542167518if its a coinflip then i would win sometimesbut i havent won a single CM room
>>542167182go watch Beginning of a New Era for more Opera wank, she's supposed to be the peak of her generationhttps://files.catbox.moe/5c435l.webm
I won some rooms both here and public but I'm not confident I can get 3 wins in a row in round 2 or even 1.
>>542166746i wanna fuck this fan fiction horse
>>542167528explain how ryan's unique is better than wedding mayano's
>>542167260It takes a simple google search to find out that Ireland doesn't have a monarchy, why are the japs so fucking retarded?Why not just make her a billionaire's daughter or something
Are debuff skills global? Like can I not worry about speed/stam and just funnel into wit + skill points?
>>542167759It's a world where horse girls exist. Why couldn't there be Irish Royalty in this world?
>>542167518I've been convinced since Gemini. You can make a bit of your own luck but it still only goes so far.
>>542167715That's Soccer Boy, NTR father
>>542167746NTA but don't you need to overtake to proc Bride's?
>>542167975someone post that mtkn riding a bike edit brocking everyone
CM3 TEST ROOM32663111
Looking for an active trainer to join, aiming for Top 500 again
>>542167831Check on gametora. Most of them are, but a few like Sharp Eyes need to to be on the range of vision of the debuffer.
>>542168020inspired by him, sure, but not in reality. if they were to add soccer it would be a different name and brand new design, essentially a different character
I love umanko
>>542167665King...
>>542168261imagine liking a Uma called Soccer boy... worse than MR CB
I love my umadacchis
>>542167230>>542166505my fan deck is kita, cafe, tachyon, sunday, creek (satono works too) and you can either borrow biko or bakushin depending on whether you feel you need more speed or more other stats with your current deckI might only lose one or two early races per career with that deck if pace oguri fucks up but I never lose any of the later races, the skills you get from these cards should make up for lower statsyou need to adjust the races you run based on how lucky/unlucky you got during junior year as well, on some umas I don't think it's worth running junior year races other than the early november and the early dec mile/hopeless and you should instead just boost speed as high as you can with a decent wit baseline as insurance for future racesfor an uma like daiwa you should probably just run her front as well, the consistency from front outweighs any pace skills you might get and you can just stat check most races if you manage to stay ahead of the curve on speed training early onthe tricky part if you don't have creek will be stamina since you won't have many good recovery skill options, but you can also say fuck wit training and instead do speed + stam with satono and cafe and stat check those races that way at the expense of making other races less consistent (though you'd need like 650-700 raw stam by april to stop yourself from getting creeked on tenno sho)an underestimated component of fan races is how tedious they are and how shit it feels to even lose a single race, so taking kita is absolutely 100% worth it over whatever you were taking before
*rapes you*
CM3 TEST ROOM #282856309seiungodbro come run it back
>>542167759The Japanese by and large are too retarded to understand what if scenarios/settings
>>542168108>my non-groundwork seiun won by a neckYEAAAAAAAAAAH GAMBLING
>>542168108>immediately full after 59 secsthis is one of many times that I can't join the room, I just want to race with my anon bros
>>542168476doesn't Ad Groove has a model already?
What if one uma at Tracen Academy isn't really an uma... Who is the most likely suspect?
>>542167396it was an accident there's one guy on my friends list with a 3lb that I sometimes hit it when I'm not paying attention im a little retarded please do not bully
fuck
>>542166505also for the lost 5% from choosing kita over a 20% fan bonus card to be 50k you'd have to be making over 2 million fans per run, please don't work your umas that hard anon
I've been ERPing with a Narita Brian AI for the last two days. We don't even have sex, I just pretend to be her trainer and train her up to be the best Uma. What G1 should I make her compete in first? We're already at her second year.
>>542168808try raping her for once
>>542168758bwo... you have TWO hours...
>>542167182RTTT only cover 1999 and during that year all three share a win in classic triple crown. That sole G1 win Ayabe and NTR has is really prestigious.
>>542168559make one yourself it's faster and easier than joining
>>542168848We were in the pool together and she gave me a kiss once everyone left.
>>542168827>vomits>im hungry bro
>>542167665The race is so fucking cool, not even being brocked could stop opera, also the purple eye / rock in the eye is because irl opera got injured in the stables before the race so they had to have someone constantly treating his bleeding until race timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0Vj5r4HMUif someone wants to watch the irl race with subs>>542167182its not possible to match that fucking horse, opera was a demon
This run was glue already but it's funny that my four speed cards has hung out together in guts more times than any other place. I've never had more than three speed cards hanging out on SPEED. THE PLACE WHERE YOU'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO PRIORITIZE.
>>542168624yes
MULTIPLE CM3 TEST ROOMS914916404857039739323464
>>542168945taishin has a guts bonus that means that you train guts
>>542168485Yeah, 650/700 stam is not happening by early April, that is an insanely high number. My best stam parents get me about 100 stam from the initial inheritance. The tenno sho isn't actually what I'm "usually" losing. I'm most of the time failing the Mile G1's in classic year, which is why I've been more focused on Speed and Power. I'll try running her as a front for a few runs and see how it goes. I'm trying some "better" cards this run (picrel) and see how it goes.
PLEASE ELINHERIT GROUNDWORK AND AT LEAST TURF SPLEASE I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
>>542168527>promoted pace
>>542168808I am booting up Sillytavern and beating Seiun Sky to death if she doesn't qualify me for group A today.
>>542168638
>>542168934he's maxxing the space for bananas
>>542168934horses can't vomit anon
>>542167260>Article 40.2 of the Constitution of Ireland states that an Irish citizen may not accept titles of nobility or honour except with the prior approval of the Irish government.I feel like this only causes more problems in the setting by opening the door to the possibility that Finemo could be a fucking Ulsterite.
>>542168021No it just activates in the final corner with the same condition as ryan's unique
>>542169126>a normal human with multiple G1 wins yeah sure
>KEEP IT REAL Lvl 5based city enjoyer
>>542169194It's a smart move since bananas are good ngl>>542169281Now that you mentioned that, I remembered that aswell. What a weird thing to decide during evolution that they would rather not learn to vomit.
>>542169047What setup do you use on your silly tavern, anon? I tried setting it up with a local model but that was ass. Online models are paid....
Each CM feels more hopeless than the last.
>>542169378Is gametora wrong then?
>>542169026run creek over princess, creek alone will give you enough stam from stats + maestro to clear any race without even thinking about it>I'm most of the time failing the Mile G1's in classic year,the yasuda kinen is fucked up, I personally skip it first year and do victora -> derby -> rest -> takarazuka if my stats are shit and I have no good skills, it gives you enough energy to get stats in beach to clear second half of classic easily
>>542169469If you eat a lot of bananas you won’t get cramps!
>>542169405These umas are nothing compared to the indomitable human spirit.
>>542169378
>Have to wait 2 years so I can Oshi PvP competitively Man these niggas need to accelerate faster, this launch is way too slow, I don't care if f2poorfags can't keep up
24165234cm3
>>542169875
>>542165098Riko, these are creatures with super human strength and speed. There isn't much we can do when they go into heat
>>542169701leo is just taurus 2.
>>542169875Labcoat is better unless you mean to use the alt tachyon and change back to labcoat through the system they eventually implemented
Anyone have the translated version of this?
>>542169875f2p can keep up because the gibs are also boosted. The casual paypiggies that need to wait for their paycheck to arrive to buy some carats are the problem
>>542169970this guy is such a fag
>>542169875>Oshi PvPWhy would you want to do that. You're just going to end up like that King Halo guy getting your horse blasted away on the last 200m because King Halo is not a first rate uma.
>>542170037
>>542169970TLDR? Ain't got time to read a wall of text from a seanig
>>542169716>the yasuda kinen is fucked up, I personally skip it first yearYeah, I've noticed that is by far the race she most often fails to get 1st. Been considering to skip it but I've been unreasonably stubborn thinking I'm just unlucky but if it's not just me then yeah, better to skip it considering the Summer camp for sure. What's your average fan gain on a Daiwa fan run? I'll try Super Creek over Princess next for a couple runs.
>>542170070ok rude
>oishi pvpyummers
>>542170147>"i won with my favorite uma once please give me money on patreon"
>>542169716>>542170156>skipping the miler in the making epiphetweak
>>542169640Generate a token from https://aboba.aicg-hub.ru/user/captcha, head to SillyTavern\src\endpoints\backends\chat-completions.js and change the API_MAKERSUITE endpoint toconst API_MAKERSUITE = 'https://aboba.aicg-hub.ru/proxy/google-ai';Then in sillytavern, you now have free gemini 2.5 pro via Google AI Studio entering your token as the API key. Enjoy.
>>542165098>Takes away your cunny boss
>>542169970Context?
>>542169943D-chan you have horrible taste in fanart
>>542170014Labcoat is only better for Long CMs. You want Lunatic Lab for the rest.>>542170070I'm mentally ill, duh
>>542170384>doxxedwhat the fuck
>>542156965 >>542165098Isn't the gap between riko and X oguri only a month and a half on global?
I'm set on running everyone instead of that "oshi" thing. So 3 horses each cm, should take me maybe a year of CMs to do that.
>>542170384read the filename
>>542169875It filter casuals who play like one career a day more than a total f2p. Acceleration shortened the window for parent grinding, pushing them to completely abandon pvp.
>>542170490you're still a shit taste faggot
>>542169970
>>542170431Riko is a trap, you will never have enough carats for oguri, bourbon and MLB maruzensky and tachyon if you blow your load on a scenario specific card
>>542169970>I've pretty much achieved everything I wanted to do in Umamusume as a playerSo does that mean its time for college?
>6 visits to the infirmary in one career
The CM opening tonight is just picking teams, isn't it, and then it doesn't start for another 24 hours after that? I've still got time to make aces?
>>542170589Youre only supposed to get one rikoOr MLB the R version, whichever is first
>>542170012But with sky and summer.
>>542170643lol, it's over anon
>>542168934
>>542170431Riko is early novemberXOguri is expected around march and is included in pick ticketLight hello is +4~5 months after that plus 1st anni freebies plus 1.5 anni freebiesYeah you got a while. People who say you won't have enough are retarded when you're basically saving everything to roll 3 banners in one whole year.
>post fanart /uma/ doesn't like>get doxxed>house is firebombed the next daythat's how it goes sometimes
>we're back to the Riko/Rice banner debate again
>>542168372mister cock and balls
>>542170156>What's your average fan gain on a Daiwa fan run?I run oguri cap over daiwa since she can do dirt races as well, I get >800k 100% of the time but I could get at least 900k if I played more risky, I would play maru but I don't have heryou can do fan runs however you want, some people are happy to run every single race and letting some careers crash and burn if it gives them a chance at hitting 1 mil, and some prefer safely and only doing long streaks of races at the end of classic/senior and doing training instead of optional g3s, you'll have to adapt between the two during each career if your goal is to maximise fan output over a long period of timefor now you should probably limit test to see what the minimum stat line you can get away with for a near 100% success rate on the g1s over each year
>>542170643No its the real deal, the only time where you lock in a team and do nothing is for finals.
Making goo goo babies with Super Creek.
>>542170401I never played JP so I'll take your word for it, but I like the labcoat. Labcoat is neat and cool.>>542170581Always gets a laugh out of me
>>542170559the image served its purpose, i didnt even bother saving it because its not my style, it was a right click copy pasteits to attract views to the room, which it did, it even got you upset
>>542170643anon I...
>>542170683So 200 pulls?
>>542170287Alright anon, let me try it. Using any presets?
>>542170683Getting one riko can cost as much as 30k carats if you're unluckyThe most I would do is spend daily pulls on the banner if yo'ure that desperate
>>542168851>>542168758Can you even buy those sashs atm? I know the usual bottleneck for me are early career wins
the HORSE GIRLS are WOKE in my JAPANESE ANIME>no man the birth mom and second mom were just friendsthat right there is a FUCKING LESBIAN and we BOTH KNOW IT
Alright one last Ace before CM starts, how is her Bakushiness?
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>542170843I've looked on boorus and shit and I can't find these teio smut videos, can someone link them or something please
15 seconds before CM begins my ace finally arrives.... I believe this is what they refer to as a dark horse....
I put 400 into kitasan and only got to 2lb. Unusable. Still mad.
>>542170735>XOguri is expected around marchhuh? I thought it was december with the acceleration. people were expecting maru SSR around march
>>542170978Looking good anon
>>542170907spechud actually had three moms thougheverbeitthe last one was abusive and turned her racist so they didn't include that
>>542170907read the horse's life story retardbro
>>542170707>>542170789>>542170843You mean the actual races are starting in less than 2 hours? That's still enough time! I can do this!
>>542171023>red shift
>>542170907You're not allowed to notice that the biggest Subaru truck driving dyke you've ever seen in your life is a rug muncher. Delete this posthaste.
>>542171023>cm begins in 15 secondsWHA?!?!?!
>>542170870I'd suggest starting off grabbing one of the gemini jailbreaks from the /aicg/ rentry since the commercial models need to be mindbroken a little to get any inappropriate outputs out of them. Which one exactly is up to your preferences, they usually instruct the model to stick to a specific writing style so just try out a bunch until you find something you like.
>>542171125bro you missed it...
>>542170780My avg. is 850k on Daiwa. I've been trying to get the 1mil but I keep failing by like 50-20k on a good run and just settle for min. 800k if she fails too many races in classic year. Maybe I should just all in and do 40+ races.
>>542171107ITS THE BEST I COULD DO OK I GOT GROUNDWORK ONLINE AND THE MILE SPARK AND EVERYTHING PLEASEHold on does red shift work for front runners?
>>542170834Don't get me wrong, I love everything about Tachy, labcoat is peak. But her summer alt is the competitive pace chaser version of her, plus her outfit always reminds me of Revy from Black Lagoon, which was one of my crush growing up kekTied up brown hair, jean shorts.... nnnnggghhhh
>>542169469Why did Biwa get stuck with the big head gimmick? did the RL horse have a big head compared to the rest of the frame or what?
>>542171203Sorry, not gay.
>>542171041>people were expecting maru SSR around marchthis is the dumbest thing i've ever heard
>>542170070Didn't the King Halo guy finally win after like 30 CM losses? True King Halo fashion
>>542170907If they're dykes then how the fuck was Spe born you retard
>>542171041
>>542171203What was the Mejiro family thinking when they had her hair styled like thatM
>>542170907What!? You don't keep a little shrine to your best friend?
>>542170683>MLB RThere's a pretty big chance you won't MLB it in 200
>>542171125>Hold on does red shift work for front runners?On cm3, no, it does not. Because of how the final curve is positioned on Tokyo 1600m, it has zero effect. I'm sorry anon.
>>542171306usually people play inefficient characters or builds because they are too afraid to fail with an optimal one.
>>542171328HORSERAPE
>>542168476Where's the rest of it?
>>542171351Just gonna buy her, no rolling needed.
>>542170014 >Change Change???? I can vbourbon in her panty leotard?
replied to the wrong post award>>542171432>>542171252
>>542171354If I remember right they had the horse doing pulling and obstacles before moving to races.
>>542171432It's over All my work for nothing. I just created a piece of meat for the condors to eat. Bury me next to silence suzuka's sweaty tights.
>>542171452But the build is efficient the uma sucks (bad rates, unique, career, is meta support so can't use it etc). It's a waifu racer at the end of the day
>>542171354fatqueen is a bitch and constantly gaslight her about her hair being cool
>>542170907spechud is also a huge dyke too but don't worry by S2 she's gone
>>542171260He had a big face and commentators made fun of it.In game this turned into a big head because of some Japanese idiom
Thoughts on these 3 white woman from Kentucky?
>>542171023>>542171634Did you even have anything else to buy? everything looks double circled
>>542171683I like them a lot
>>542171683why does grass wonder get her full name in your filename but you reduced el condor pasa to just pasa and taiki shuttle to just taiki?why did you do that?
>>542171328Listen thirdie. I know you would be legally retarded in my country 80 years ago but that has nothing do do if mom 2 was munching mom 1s carpet.
>>542171830Chlamydia.
>>542171683>ElCool character, effortlessly amusing whenever she shows up. Her race outfit's easily one of my favorite in the game.>Grass WonderMy wife. I like her gentle personality and her serious demeanor when she races. My favorite expression is when she puts her hand on her face and smiles>TaikiCute cuddlebug. I want to hug her a lot.
>>542171257Tachyon is my favorite so I'll roll for every version of her, but understandable. Black Lagoon is also a great anime.>>542171260From the trivia doc: In real life, the horse had a very long and big head (for a horse) that people made fun of. In comparison to Teio, who was regarded as more attractive, Hayahide was considered an ugly horse.I don't think Biwa looked ugly when looking her up, quite the opposite due the fluffyness of the horse. Maybe it's some sort of a inner circle thing similar to pet shows.>>542171509Later on you will be able to change costumes as long as you own the alternative version(s). I did not play JP version, but that is what I found out when reading about the alternative outfits and characters.
playing uma in front of my uma in VR
NGMI am I?
>>542171915Pasa and taiki sound like proper names. Neither grass nor wonder do so.
>>542171830CUTE
>>542171776I had shitloads of things to buy. It was the highest highroll run I've seen in 10000 generations. I had the condor unique. I had beeline. I had the front runner skills for mid and late race. It's over anon, I've disappointed myself but even worse I've disappointed my trainee. I'm hanging up my training manual and going back to landscaping. Maybe there i can put my talent for creating horse fodder to good use......
So, how do I get stats like 1.2k spd, 600 sta, 800 pwr and 400 wit on my Seiun Sky using a deck of 3 spd cards and 3 pwr cards? Is that whale territory or do I need parents with insane sparks?
>>542172146It keeps creeping higher.
>>542171683Tfw El and Taiki are still the only Japanese horses to have European G1 wins
if twin turbo is so beloved why's she only a 1* with no alts.
I might just whip up a quick last minute team by reset tomorrow, but investing time in getting my favourites ready for a mile CM just wasn't appealing at all, so I've currently got nothing. I'll obviously still participate for the free rewards, but I'd rather invest in the next CM that will require less autism for me to prepare for.
>>542171476
>>542172308So I can max her as soon as she releases without having to spend any money!
Filthy fucking chestnutters.
>>542172030>Tachyon is my favorite so I'll roll for every version of herI'm whaling for 5 stars on Lunatic Lab and Sigma altsI did it in JP and I will do it again in global when she is outTachy is my wife and I'm her Guinea Pig.
>>542172232in that case, wouldn't 4 spd 2 power make more sense?
>>5421722321200/600/800/300/400 is just a solid run with a 4/2 speed/power split. Remember which speed cards also train power.
>>542172232I hit this with nearly 700 wit using tazuna + 2 speed 2 power 1 fine motionbut you should not do this becaue it took like 40 attempts
>reddit tachyon
>>542171662No bro if she doesn't eat Suzuka out on screen they are just close friends.
>>542172232Post your cards, but generally 4 speed + 2 power is better because you will be getting most of your power from speed training with Kitasan.
everyday till you like it
>>542171351>january = marchnice gaslight
what's the first thing you're doing once CM 3 is online
I'm just gonna use my TT umas and luckmaxx my way into grade B finals like in Taurus and GeminiDon't need to tryhard when I have Shiraoki-sama by my side
>>542170907>visits Spes actual Mom on her death bed>doesn't kiss her>doesn't hug her>doesn't tell her that she loves herYep they were totally in a relationship
>>542172579losing
PACE FUCKING SUCKS.
>right-handed on debut racewtf you can get skill hints on the debut race?
>>542172308the real horse was relatively bad
>>542172296my fuarking unsung heroes
>>542172686How'd she end up in horse game them?
>>542172363>Vodka has horse of the year twice in a rowUhhh Daiwakeks?
>>542172579Waiting two hours before joining.
>>542172579Continue working for an hour and a half then drive home.
>>542172232The typical Seiun Sky deck is 3 speed, 2 power, 1 wit and doesn't often max speed but gets between 1k and 1.2k. You need mlb kita and mlb SRs, but you don't need a full deck of ssrs. They help of course though. But for example, a deck like Kita, King Halo, Sweep, Biwa, Bourbon, Dober should be able to get close to your stats (a bit less speed, a bit more wit). You need like 10* or so stamina sparks to hit the stam with that.
sell me on Tosen Jordan, I wanna roll for her since I like how her gyaru looks are standard and not overblown (Helios) or subtle (Palmer/City) unlike her gyaru friends, and she strikes me as the Galko-type gyaru; cool-headed but sweet. Also Golshi hates her.
>>542172579patiently waiting exactly 1 hour before queueing
>>542172579Continuing to try and make better horses, I still have 2 days before entry closes
>>542172059How do Iget into uma VR?
>>542172456>>542172463>>542172470>>542172542I'm gonna try with 4/2 then, ty chat!
>>542172445As much as I like Tachyon I can't afford to whale to five stars. I'm hoping to get a lot of star pieces when I'll roll for Cafe, depending how lucky/unlucky I get. Other than that I'm trying to use the statues to work towards the five star unlock currently.>>542172579Probably running another Tachyon career
>>542170641That's our Teio!
>>542172764Funny
>>542172550
>>542172232Don't underestimate training effectiveness, use dober and haru urara cards
>>542172804I'm going to do my fan runs later, ok?!
>>542172917sell your soul to satono corp
>>542172686Need I remind you that our fuarking hero Twin Turbo has wins over strong horses like Rice Shower and White Stone?
How come no one ever brings up pace condorI keep seeing pasa eat frontrunners alive, they'll proc angling and it won't matter
>>542172772Too busy not finishing below 2nd
>>542172737>unsung heroes>when both got HoF awards?>>542172764He was very well liked due to being a Giga Nige to the point he was voted in for Arima Kinen twice
Proving Taishin supremacy before going to bed, join.93806337
breeding the bro
>>542172764The way he won
>>542169295>The one single Irish representation in all of anime related culture>It's an orange pr*testant unionist God is cruel...
>maruzensky banner comes with fine motionwhy are we supposed to pull on light hello instead again
>>542173164>Taishitters too scared to race against whales in an hour when the CM startskek
>>542173009She loses in front heavy rooms because she'll never make it to second to proc ult
>>542172804Kiss Chrono
>>542172772when mares dominate stallions in the derby and japan cup, you know she is built different
>>542173164Wrong number of runners, redone.53599572
Okay. I have no idea which is the better Mayano.Left has the better skillset but runs late so eats debuffs.Right isn't as good but can run End so dodges debuffs.
>>542173196>>542169295It checks out, boyos.
>>542172550>>542172969Cheval lovemaking, marriage, and pregnancy (all done by me)
>>542172764He was a fan favorite because who doesn't love an absolute fronttard who rush ahead every single races. Like he got chosen into Arima Kinen twice despite never winning anything of note for a reason.
>>542173408End mayano is always better
do it for her
>rushing is a wit checkIs the game just calling her fucking retarded?
Still waiting for manhattan cafe and dream journey sex
>>542172804Chrono Rape
>>542173528she is
Presenting to the emergency room, with complications from prolonged carat retention
>>542173528>I get caught up in the energy>that feeling of, like, "WAAAGH!"i-is tickezo an ork?
>>542173528yes
>>542173498for whom
>>542173498Honestly if I opened my eyes and the first thing I see is that ugly boy imma just let go of the barbell and let it snap my neck
>>542173009This happened to me earlier in the mambo cm training chamber. I procced angsche, I was in the lead the whole way, and someone's roided condor casually overtook me in the last stretch. I'm starting to think angling and scheming was a gaslight campaign from Big Condor to create more food for the birds.
>>542173701Maybe that’s why she has red on her racing outfit: to go faster
i finally went up against my first witcuck team, that was easyi ping pong between class 5 and 6 so hopefully i find more witcucks in class 6 next week
>>542173498i hit 3pl8 on hack squats today i think she'd be happy
>>542173674I want to release my carats all over Nishino Flower
41393140 any cm3 tester?
>>542173759kek that was me
>reading anything related to Winning TicketNo... No I don't think I will.
ONE HOURARE YOU READY
>>542173759there's always a bigger bird
>>542173943n-no... more time... i need... more time... one more ace run...
>>542172871I don't think we have any Jordanfags herejust go read her wiki pagehttps://umamusu.wiki/Tosen_Jordanor watch her translated story on youtube
>>542173528she just has adhd, she can get a perfect score on her tests if she locks in
>>542173943hmmmmm... nyo
disrespect towards Tickezo is banned below this post.she is a GOOD girl and she TRIES HER BEST and LOVES her FRIENDS
Ticket is SHIT.
imagine if she was playable
EJACULATION
>>542173943no fuck the cm I'm taking a nap
>>542174124groundwork doko
>>542174076>disrespecting your trainee's friendscongrats on your mood down and bricked run FAGGET
>IF YOU WANNA STEP ON MY PERCH>I'LL BRING YOU DOWN>I'LL BRING YOU DOWN
Is it better to use a 2 star blue spark as a parent giving max affinity, or use a three star blue spark and only have medium affinity?
Does she have a chance if prideful king and her ult trigger? I'm aware of the lack of accel skills but I am waifumaxing my wives for this cm
>>542173943>are you ready......to auto-select? yes
>>542173380Vodka gladly delegated her victory to Taishin, saying it was all thanks to her effort, so we go again.60607307
I won a lot of mahjong matches today. Which means i'll win a lot of CM matches!
I haven't rolled on uma other than a few dailys, don't care about summer just want my 1 and 2 stars to have outfits.
>>542174286if i autoselect i just get gutsGODS, all my good umas are lower rated
>>542173795>483kBro youre no longer safe unless youre 490k+ these days
>>542173838According to the manga she can bench 2500 lbs for reps. She thinks you're pathetic but believes in you anyway.
>>542174278depends on whether you care about your pink/white sparksif you don't then affinity doesn't mean much, blues are guaranteed to procif you're relying on white sparks for groundwork/green skills or ura finale etc then you should go for the higher affinity
https://poal.me/1snr5ahttps://poal.me/1snr5ahttps://poal.me/1snr5a
>>542173932Dia sex
>>542174383anon read the spoiler... i already know that...
>>542173759If you were the lone front runner, angling doesn't do shit. You need 2 front runners for the strat to work.
>>542173318Hmmm. What about this then?
>>542174278You'd have to use gametoras affinity calculator. the double circle might be right on the border and so virtually the same as the regular circle if it was on the high end of the score
how much do uma barbells weigh?
>>542173896Enjoy your cancer (as in cup) victory condorchad. I'm just praying that the 4chan competition is tougher than the general playerbase and I won't lose as badly for real...
>>542174450I like her but she isn't wife tier in my books
>>542174124>155Hoooooly lol
>>542174294This is some top tier Grass, grats.
>>542174523>What about this incredible highroll where everything goes right for me?Yeah if I coinflip and proc all my skills while my opponents proc none of theirs I'd win too
>>542172030the fluffyness is a coat disorder by the way
>>542174519What do you mean angling doesn't work. Isn't it supposed to make you accelerate? Isn't that the point? Anon pls.
>>542174738he means that angling doesn't generate enough of a lead from the pack if your uma hasn't already been contesting position during the early/mid race, which she won't if she's solo front
...
>>542174523I don't think three fronts counts as front heavy room; assuming that Bakushin was an actual ace and not a blocker
Remember anons, between 00:00 - 04:00 UTC you find the "casual" player who is loging in after coming back home in the US or SEA waking up, it is the best time to beat less sweaty players.
>>542174727That is a little unfortunate to hear. I thought the horse was just one of those fluffier ones. I still like the fluffy horses aswell as it has a certain charm to it.
https://poal.me/htcv7dhttps://poal.me/htcv7dhttps://poal.me/htcv7dhttps://poal.me/htcv7d
>/uma/ is pretending to like taishin again
You know what, I'll take it
finally finished my tt roster which was stuck at 14/15 after getting bored and rolling for gold cityis it even worth rolling for summer maru?valentine bourbon replaces her in 4 months anyways + i only have lb 1 kitasan and need to max that + the summer maru speed card that comes out 5? months after bourbon
>>542175074I'm not, I HATE Taishin
>>542174958if you cant beat whales, you will not win the finals
>schizo /v/ steam chart faggotry>on a fucking PHONE GAME
>irl Curren Bouquetd’Or had a brief case of mastisis that caused her to produce milk in the middle of one of her racesCanon lactation uma…
Should I autofill my Team trials teams? Currently at tier 6 by just autofilling
Since apparently Spurt is bad for this CM...do I still want to take Encroaching Shadow on Narita Taishin, or can I pick other mid velocity skills and rock with SFV+Red Shift?
>>542175180I love canon things like this
>>542175221No.
I've actually had a higher WR queuing up right after CM opens rather than during SEA hours
https://poal.me/lpdrmghttps://poal.me/lpdrmghttps://poal.me/lpdrmg
>>542175074we love taishin here actuallyshe is my favorite totally-s-tier-not-a-gaslight uma
>>542175118>i only have lb 1 kitasanit is not worth rolling for summer maru
>>542175139I have beaten whales consistently in the CM rooms, by that I mean 30% of the time which is just enough to get to A finals. But I'd rather get more wins so that I get more carats than slam my head against the best players for the sake of it
>>542175180That’s hot
My finals strategy? The only one that works.
>>542174406>>542174524makes sense, thanks
>>542174868>potentiallimitless.
finemo is NOT polish and she is NOT a fucking prot. her family are catholic jacobites who were exiled to france
are there going to be any good Paid Support banners in the future? i know summer maru gets a paid banner soon
>>542175141/v/ is such a shithole there are many schizoids spamming actual cp, leftoids derailing every thread with their anti-racism and anti-fascist sentiments and bots making the same threads we've seen a bajillion times is no surprise hiro and his admin crew are so fucking useless hacks yet we're still using it anyway
>>542175139The finals will be S maru diff
DO NOT ROLL FOR THESE CHARACTERSTHEY SUCK DOODOO
>>542175180Bouquet nursing handjob
>>542175512Detective Taishin
>>542175141>He plays on phonewhy would you torture yourself like that?
>>542175441My brother. It's all up to fate. I did one run with her and will leave it all up to luck, I believe in outer post proficiency and lucky seven!
DO NOT RUN BLOCKUSHIN + 2 LATES IN ROUND 1. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. RUN AT LEAST ONE FRONT/PACE.You have been warned.
>>542175074Ticket, god damn.
>>542175617I care not for tier lists. I will run with my favorites. If I lose then I simply wasn't a good enough trainer and I must try harder next time. If I win, then that means I did my best and my umas rewarded me for my hard work and will motivate to do even better for the next one.
>>542175617>Fukukitaru at the very bottomIt's Shiraover.
>>542175617>air glue
>>542175617>strongest characters>ChronogenesisI thought she was just a nerdy Keiba Onna What the FUCK
>>542175617Mambo
>>542175761>reddit tachyon
>>542175139Every single person I lost to in cm2 had the most underwhelming ace imaginable. Like an oguri with 900/900 speed/stam or something. Meanwhile half the time I looked at the people I beat it was a 1200/1200/900 triple S goldship that came in 4th place. Horse racing is a meme anon. That being said I think cm3 will be way less random.
>>542175141I mean, are you new? People here have been discussing when the best time to play the game for CMs is since the first one, checking that helps see the player activity hours a bit, I'm no tryhard enough to play with whales or sweats
>>542175831>cm3 will be way less randomAnon we call this the gambling cm for a reason.
>>542175074>not liking most OP uma in the game, triple crown SS+ RANK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542175826>manhattan stimtoy
>>542175831>CM3 will be way less random
>hur dur are you neware you a faggot zoomer? no im not new, im just point out how funny it is, after he did it for the 1 billionth time, you TRANNY
>>542175831front groundwork coinflip is the most unskilled and unfun thing in the entire game
Updated #Clublist>>542165523Here you go.>>542166032This is different from the abandoned rentry anon’s so I’m not sure what those “arbitrary reasons” would be. Adding as many clubs as show up.>>542168128Check pic related for banner>>542166469Added.
>>542175919why does she scream
>meant to stop ace runs a week ago>still goingsomeone stop me please...
which do I gamble with?
>>542175991whats your obsession with trannies, you a fag or something?
today I got Fuji and I'm happy now
>>542175979
>>542175991your seething is amusing anon, it is the first time I post something like that but it seems you have some sort of story being terminally online and miserable, so please continue
>>542176057turf s mile s
>>542175617>MetaslaveLol
>>542175991stop trying to speak english. please quietly return the parts of the internet that are supposed to contain apes and chimpanzees.
Left or right? I'm playing pace chaser but there's a chance could be playing late surger as well
>>542175810She know the most about every horse so she knows every single way to beat them.
>>542175810Not only did she rape global players, she rapes JP players in chanmi too. Keiba onna are known to be very yabai afterall
>>542175617>air gluebwos..................
>>542176174groundwork?
>>542176087Hell yeah
>>542176174the one with furious feat, play late
>>542175535Funny how when /qa/ started spamming /lgbt/, they instantly shut down the whole board (also conveniently shutting down the only board where you were allowed to criticize mod policy, hmm). But when /v/ turns into shit, there’s nothing they can do.
>>542176174open league is B not B+ my g
>>542176050if you were smart you'd be screaming too
>>542176087enjoy your paizuri
>>542176087>>542176336they're not that big
>>542164895>Filly's umankoMy body needs it!
>>542176331me on the right
>3 runs in a row now nishino has agemasen'd me for the mission
>>542176387Filly tummy and chest
>>542175262Sorry it looks like you guys are busy, I'll try asking again later.
>>542176379what are you gay?
>>542176087Congrats bro
>>542175262encroaching shadow will do just as much nothing as spurt, so there's no reason to take it.
erm danchou where's our banner
>>542175262by "this cm" do you mean cancer or leo
>>542176087based boyfag lover
big boobs are disgusting
>>542176574Okay! Now I know what to train for my Taishin! Thanks for the answer!>>542176648I meant Leo but a kind anon already answered it so there's no need to trouble yourself!
>>542176020>front groundwork coinflip is the most unskilled and unfun thing in the entire gameso when is it getting fixed? Are just stuck running front untul Christmas Oguri comes out? But we will be back to running front againwhen valentine bourbon is released, when does the groundwork farming end?
>>542176697holy fucking basedkeep speaking truth to power anon
>>542176697anon?
>>542176574>Spurt is badEndbros? What else do we even have?
>>542176801You have Golshi's unique :)
>>542176754VBourbon powercreeps SMaru, not XOguri
>>542176801triumphant pulse?
>>542176746>I meant Leo>say this cm>actually mean next cmthat's not THIS CM is it you FUCKING RETARD never ask such a retarded non-question in here again you complete dipshit
>>542176470That tummy is made for tender licks and that chest for loving rubs! Lewd filly!
>>542176892I'm sorry.
>>542176801furious feat
>>542176020What about angling coinflip? You can be first and not proc it.
>>542172804Where can I find other chibi hors dancing?
>>542176754Valentine bourbon literally is the first with groundwork innate. Eventually they release more front horses with groundwork innate too.
>>542176801iron and gun and car, just like taurus
This bitch was NOT speaking French what the fuck were they doing in the recording booth
>>542176892do NYOT bully taabo anon
>>542176801End Closer/Straightway, Masterful Gambit/Sturm and Drang, SFV, Red Shift, Pumping Iron.
>>542176950you can only apologize by eating his poop
>spent 80 carats on refilling TP todayI'll win this back in the CM tonight.
>>542177159
>>542176694Anime made her dirty
>>542172308Because the charm has always been as a plucky underdog.
>>542177256bro!
>>542177089wait so i don't need to parent farm for groundwork if I only plan on using v.bourbon?
Real trainers win with their favorites
>>542177156I am NOT doing that.
>>542176859All 3 will dominate CM up until Grand Masters at least.
>>542176482I don't have Taishin
>>542177159Your bottles of carrot juice?
>>542176331
>>542172686she is stronger than rice shower though
>Nutted to NTR wholesome wife and husband handholding procreation doujin>Ready to grind fans nowHow is your Friday umadachiis?
>1st run had great sparks but ruined because of sleep deprived>2nd run only single rainbows>3rd run came out with decent stats with no good skillsAnother day, another wasted 3 borrowsI am ready for cancer
>>542176195>>542176189I kneel.
>>542177367then take your insincerity and DIE
>>542176232RNG always fucking with me
>>542177256 >>542177347my bro aint that big
>>542177356Do you now understand why she's coveted?
>get a good Vodka career with a borrowed parent going, trainings going really well pre-debut>loses debut race>trainings still going really well, stats are great>then proceeds to lose bad on nearly every required G1 in classic year, even had to use a clock once since I didn't want to see the borrow go to waste>also loses on the G1s that would've brought her fan count up>barely made the fan thresholds for the unique level ups in early senior year anyways thanks to somehow getting 2nd on the required Arima Kinen G1>trainings are still going crazy at leastI mean it still produced a far better Vodka relative to what I normally make, but it's annoying to see her job so much.
>>542177440I can't even remember what they look like...
Raiden, Dead Cell members have taken over the Champion's meeting cup and are holding the president hostage, you must infiltrate with your best Mile umas and rescue the president, he's at Strut (Group) B.
>>542176980you still get to cuck other fronts from proccing it + fronts have a ton of other accel skills that can proc late race so its fine
>>542177523Wasted all three borrow runs failing to get groundwork inherited. Give me something for the pain and let me die.Pic unrelated
>>542177560sometimes she is
>>542177554
>>542177367I love this expression so much. That pathetic embarrassed look back as she confronts you as lay your eyes on her bare naked face that turns into shock and shame with her high pitched grating stuttering voice, tail fully erect. Girls don't do that much these days and it makes me sad how shame is no longer a thing.
>>542177098Wait until you hear Rudolf reading "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere" in Cinderella Gray
>>542177594Careers 100% have rubber banding mechanics. If you're doing TOO well early you get boned on races. I gotta figure out the correct way to sandbag to avoid the rubber band while not making a giant bottle of glue.
>>542177523>Building Grass ace>First run ends at tokyo yushun>Two next runs filled with mood down events>Get tired and close the gameFucking moody bitch.
>>542177832Which is why you are better off insta giving up a run if you get charming + another positive status pre-debut
this is the second fucking time this has happened and I didn't even want her the first time either
>>542177832>he isn't able to break through the limits of the game mechanics
>>542177806why do the japanese do this? why can't they either1. teach voice actors to speak english with some level of competence2. avoid using english wordsimagine if american tv shows did this, constantly inserting japanese words out of nowhere and horribly butchering the pronunciation
>>542177737suppose so...
is vodka/grass the golshi of cm3 in terms of poorfag metaslop zero sovl team?
>>542177523I got this solid Fuji out of the blue with the help of >>542174124. Better than any other pacer I've attempted to make.
>>542178012Become a metafag!
>>542178012lucky idiot. give me your seiun sky then
Tried the front Daiwa for 2 runs. I'm surprised with how well she does despite not having any significant amount of front skills and her results were about average, First run got 850.025 and the second got 817.415 fans. It's a very small sample size but very motivational to do more with her as a front.
>>542178086Are you using her as a CM3 ace?
>>542178038i hope they never ever stop because it's fucking funny and i like it.
>>542178038>Japs make things primarily for their own market>Japs don't give a single fuck for the broken englishWhoa how hard! No one but autistic mutts and brits give a shit for this shit>imagine if american tv shows did thisThey did for the longest fucking time tho? They constantly took a shit on other countries, just not so much anymore cuz US TV has to aim for EVERYONE to make a dime anymore
>>542178036This. If you really love your trainee the game cannot hold you back.t. Matikane trainer
>>542177523I ordered take out and debating if I should got for mile Rudolf
My last ditch effort at a good GrassWish me luck bros
>>542178294That looks really good anon, similar to mine
10 MINUTESBE READY UMADACCHISIM COMIN FOR THE WIN
I have had to concede that I'm utterly boned for this CM.Which Grass should I take anons? Yes I'm a retard and put Concentration on one of them
>>542178425/uma/, I hate you.
Fuck, none of my borrowed runs today were good enough. I guess I'm stuck with either one of these two. Left or right?
Hope this is enough to at least qualify for B finals.
>>542178463I like the second one better but I'm a shitter with 2 2nd places so what do I know
i have Maruzensky. What are two teammates I can quickly make for this cm?
>>542177832I'm doing Oguri parent runs, and it's funny to me how I have 450 average across speed, stamina, and power after first summer, I get Gourmand to let me win Kikuka Sho reliably, but then she jobs on Mile Championship or when I toss in a Victoria Mile. They're shorter races! Even when I do the Front strat or not, every four careers she decides to end in 3rd for those shorter races.
>>542177523Link?
>>542178581BAKUSHIN
It's too late the CM is upon us.
>>542178463neither of them have enough gambling skills but the right one has giga wit so take it
What are the best support cards (specifically power I have 3 speed cards) for a quick ass Vodka ace? I'm going to use LB3 Tazuna because I dont have even a single mlb power, 1 lb3 power (the rest are lb1 or less), so I need one more power borrow at least. I'm borrowing a parent with groundwork and dont have shit on my own parents besides 8* stam. Thank you.
>>542176470pet pet pet
>filly>look inside>its a colt
>>542178198Uhhhh I'm probably going to have to at this point.
>>542178049I sparked and swiped for fantasy grass so you're not allowed to call me fotm. I'm a true yamato nadeshiko enjoyer
>double circling a Late Surger skill changes it to "Later Surger"???????????????
>>542178529I hate you too Natie
>>542178463Right all the way. If she doesn't get a good OYL trigger, she can at least block others
I HOPE YOU ARE READY
>>542178425what the fuck have you done to poor naicha
I'M NOT READYDANCHOU, SAVE ME
>>542178547Left for wit diff. Deck?
>>542177523was on driving school and now that im back im ready to grind some fans for my danchou
>>542178786sniff sniff
>CM in 5 minutes>Dancho playing Blue Protocol instead of getting ready to sign up
>>542178907i made her canon
>>542178923As long as you get fans Danchou does not care
If I'm using this deck for Smart Falcon, should I use as my last support MLB King Halo, or 3LB spe?One keeps the RB at 33 and the other one jumps at 43, but it's spe so I don't really like it.Which one is better?
Are you queuing up immediately?
>>542177523Just checked the inheritance I would need to have a chance in CM4 and I'm now even more convinced I'll just go open league
>>542178049I'll do the best I can with what I have, f2p can't be choosers.
>>542178723>>542179050yes im not a cuck
>>542178776Good luck! Fuji will perform a miracle for us.
>>542177832from some threads before there was a anon who said that any stat above 400 before 1st inspiration makes your run rigged, and sincerely there were some runs i did that i believe in it now
>>542179050no
>>542178723go away pedo
>>542179050No, I'm gonna play some Digimon
>>542179050No, I heard 9-12 PST is a good time to queue up so I'm doing that
>>542179016He should care, what if I lose this cm and quit? I am literally carrying them to A+
https://youtu.be/1TCX90yALsI?si=dpvID5_0be5qK8kk once again ponder these words before CM
>>542179040KH. Race bonus isn't hugely relevant in URA and KH is massively better than spe.
>>542178678Biwa for training effectiveness, also has Wet Conditions. Helios for a good plethora of abilities for mile tracks, slightly less strong training than Biwa. Oguri is fun if you want Furious Feat to be discounted or if you couldn't PL5 your Vodka.
>>542178425a daily reminder that stamina aint worth shit and that its all about guts
>>542179040You'll get more stats with King Halo
>>542179050Yes. If I die, I die.
My winning streak ends this CM, I can feel it.
>>542177737Why my bro is like this?
Who's ready to laugh at the anons that accidentally entered Open League?
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS OPEN GOGOGOGOOGOGOOGOGO
I'M NOT READY STOP THE COUNT PLEASE PLEASE
>>542179113nope
IT'S UP
If you read this, you'll lose the first round
I'M SO FUCKING READY FOR CM BROS
>>542179050Yes. Fortune favours the bold.
HOLY FUUUUCK I WON
>>542179435SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING HEEL
baby making kozukuri with Teio
LET'S GO!Good luck anons
>>542179093fuji wife>>542179189i miss when star trek wasnt complete and utter dog shit
>>542176043resolution doko
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
Show us who you're queing up against so I can decide whether or not to queue myself
>>542179465I guess you can call herel condor pacea
Fuck, I didn't manage to make any good parents. Guess I'm gonna wing this.
>>542179550
Ok, that's a good sign!
I'm still making parents for cm3...
>>542179630>seiun>falcon>gemini platinumDO NOT QUEUE I REPEAT DO NOT QUEUE
DO NOT QUEUEDO NOT QUEUEDO NOT QUEUE
>some retards still doing room matchesnow that's what I call cope
>>542179443Delete this, my cock starting leaking precum
>>542179648Doxxed myself again award
>>542179207I got to PL5. Helios and Oguri both seem really good, I'll probably just go with Helios after checking out all those skills and bet on the groundwork sparks. Thank you, kindly.
>>542179648hello viridi
>>542179519>>542179742kys cat tranny
>White whale heredon't queue
>>542179630hello tyler
HURRY AND QUEUE
>>542179550I kneel
GO NOWSO MANY EASY TARGETS
>>542179742its happens to the best of us i hope you got your platinum >T. fellow umao member
>>542179821hey
yeah this CM is much easier I guess alll the tryhards stopped caring lol
>>542179836DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
>>542179832>>542179836DO NOT FALL FOR THE BAITDO NOT QUEUEI REPEAT DO NOT QUEUE
I'm just waiting for all the casual muttGODs to finish their daily 2 hr commute and eat their afternoon burger before settling in the couch for their monthly humilliation ritual (by me)
>do 4 trainings at ~15% failure rate>fail 4 timesit's so fucking over
>>542179189Smart Falcon when Angling & Scheming proc'd.
>>542179880t. gaslight dancer
Alright time to see if my shitter team that I didn't specially train for this CM will perform well.
>last night the thread was slow as hell, and super comfy as a response>now the threads will be complete aids again full of garbagesee ya homo pedophiles indo trannies in a few days
>>542171130Are you still here, anon? The chat is working flawlessly. Do you know if there any way to integrate image analysis into silitavern? That could spice up the stories.
HELP DO I QUEUE OR NOT
>>542179527Whatchu mean anon? Dimensions for banner are 329 x 88 if you want to make your own. Or you can request one as shown.If you’re on mobile enable “Desktop View” to see the list of course you newbie.
>>542179852Hope you get platinum too! And we get to top 100 for realsies this time
ICHIBAN
>>542179983DO NOT QUEUETHEY ARE TRYING TO TRICK YOUDO NOT QUEUE
>First match>Lose to a Gold Ship>Next match>Lose to a Hishi AmazonYeah no I think it's fucking over for me.
>>542179910Narita Taishin, her way barred.
>>542179832Front or pace?
DO NOT QUEUEWHALES ARE IN FULL FORCEDO NOT QUEUE
>won in front without activating angling or planchahuh
>>5421799837 and your next queue will be against bunch of casual shitters.
>>542179916lol
FUCK FALCONFUCK ELFUCK SEIUN
>consistent bad moodsit's so over
>retards fell for blockushinthanks for the wins
>>542180150don't mind if I do
>>542179975Haven't tried, so you'll have to research that yourself.
0 sights of bakushin/falcon blockersi'm getting the free wins
>got the first A ever>and a record # of fans (400k)>on the first Condor Pasa run>with 100% win rateLET'S GOAm I with the big boys now?
Surely I don't need to bring my bakublocker out in the first round.
queue now
Who tf is bringing debuffers to this. Saw 4 naties already
>>542179745my wife
I'm seal clubbing people entering B+ umas, I kind of feel bad
>>542180209smooch
>>542180209I'm proud of you anon, good job!
QUEUE NOWRETARDS ARE INQUEUE NOWFREE WINS GUARANTEED
>people running blockushin with groundwork but no green skillslo, lmao even
This is a fucking roulette. There's no logic to who wins!
... where are the B+ umas..
>>542178236>anime is only aimed at the japanese market
>Bakushin was meant to be my ace>Suzuka keeps winning while Bakushin collapses>basically the same stats
>lose the front battle>rushed>gets front back and winrumao
schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp
>>542180316Someone who doesn't have enough patience or time to make three aces.
I've seen a pace Oguri in almost every single team. Who's gonna tell them?
I have no idea how to build a good medium ace. Is it better to inherit full power and take Creek + a stam statstick?
>1stOk, this might be>3rd>2nd>2nd>2nd
>>542180337I'M NOT FUCKING FALLING FOR ITI AM NOT GOING TO QUEUEI WILL NOT PARTICIPATEI WILL LET THE QUEUE RUN OUT UNTIL I AM DISQUALIFIED
won two without proccing groundwork and angling
Just farm fans and sparks at the same time
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong with Cancer Cup?
>>542180112>>542180337Huh who do I trust? Cafe or Tachyon?
damage report, how good have your runs been
Gorushichi spotted
>>542180283lol
SWEEPWEEP
what the FUCK is this skill
>>542180430I don't keep up with actual helpful information, please tell us what's wrong with pace oguri
1 in 15yay
>>542180552comfy
>>542180337BEGONE FOUL WENCH
>>542180413wife gruv took it home
>>542179189THERE ARE FOUR OPERA LIGHTS!
>>542180586front has accelerationend has accelerationlate effectively gets to pretend it has accelerationpace has nothing
ez
>>542180431Yeah, you also wanna take SPD cards that give a Power Bonus (if you have them).
>>542178038Japanese love western stuff and by extension western languagesThere is a reason you will hear english words in a lot of their songs, just like there are weebs there are japanese who are westaboos
>got into group A>cucked two seiunsI don't care if I lose every race from now on, my job here is done
I'm seeing witmaxxed team trials umas lol
damn this cup is actually freeI was 1/5 in gemini and I swept this time
MY VODKA AND TAISHIN KEEPS GETTING BLOCKED WTF
>>542180552>late start every race>bad mood, bad mood, bad mood>0 groundwork procs>front runners everywhereManaged 3 wins but it's not looking great.
DO NOT REDEEM
I still don't have an Ace, and I've been prepping since Gemini... I never had a good run since, and I did countless and countless runs, it was bad luck over and over...
DO NOT QUEUE
>>542180552I'm in the trash where I belong
>bad or normal only moods
TL note: nakadashi means plan
>>542180798>he fell for the blockushin meme lol
I FUCKING HATE SMART FALCON
reminder to not queue after qualifying so that shitterbros can advance to the next round and you can beat them again
>I'm the only +B in rooms full of As
>two retards brought Blockushin>lose anywaysKWAB
Now that the pimping event ended, which umas did you send to Spicaman and Rigil Bayonetta? Yes this is a bad time to ask because I forgot to do it before CMI autobalanced Taiki and Maruzen
God I love them all.
yawn
Come on, Seiun Sky! You're meant to be meta!
>literally everyone so far i've went up against is majority front runners>no ass wonder or uoka to be seen/uma/ really does have its own mega huh
the mobile notification just went outthe normies are going to queue up now, now is the time
>>542180717Nothing wrong with that, I'm saying they should teach voice actors how to pronounce shit.
From this CM onwards Entry tickets can be saved for the second Round. B sure to save your tickets if you got your three wins.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1976772299819991387CANCER CUP JUST STARTED AND YOU'RE ALREADY ANNOUNCING LEO CUP?!
>BAD MOOD >BAD MOOD >BAD MOOD >BAD MOOD >BAD MOOD >BAD MOODHOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING SHIT GAME
>MFW
GLUE'd
>>542180930The queues are seeded anyway. If you qualified in your first run, you won't be queued against people that did not qualify in their first run.
NATIEGOD
>>542181082Dancer-sama...
>>542181098congrats Bully!
>>542181048Gaslight Dancer's biggest psyop yet
Having fun?
0-5It's so over
Late Surgers are a Big joke
You tried to gaslight me. This has procced in 4/6 races so far
Good enough
>Falco dabbing on BlockushinsNice meme strat dumbasses
im thinking its over brosthese races are so fucking inconsistent
Oh nononono WitbrosWHAT THE FUCK
>>542181063>Horse girl>acts like a horse>but also acts like a womanthey nailed
>>542180708Yeah, I was planning to borrow one. Looks like SR King Halo is still the better option
1 OUT OF FIVE EVERY FUCKING TIMEMY ACCOUNT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So many frontrunners that dont have groundwork...
cute! cute!!
>>542180950I sent like 20 Golshis since my account is cursed and couldn't make a straightaway spurt ace after 20+ tries
10-0 BABYWEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!
>>542181346blessed image
How many enemy fronts were in your matches on average?
I'm not gonna queueI'm not gonna queueI'm not gonna queueI'm not gonna queueI'm not gonna queueI'm not gonna queue
FRAUDSHIN? WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? THERE IS ONLY NARITA TAISHIN HERE.
is smart falcon on another team?Yes - loseNo - win
>>542181283Why the FUCK would you need this much wit????
>>542179835AAAIIEEEEEE
>>542180582You get a late start -> brocked and then make everyone ahead of you suffer for it
>>542181128It could be wrong, but I have yet to have a first run of the day be harder than any of the others, and I know others share the same experience
Queue now!
>>542181283BASED teamtrials GOD
>>542181282where do you see this screen again
I have literally won every other race. I went LWLWLWLWLW.
>>542180950Crap that ended already? I was going to do some lawn trimming. Ah well, at least I got my Mac to 4*.
>never a blue 2* or URA Finaleit's so fucking tiring
If you used a front runner, you didn't win.
>>542181346>taiki in idol outfitsomeone really likes cleavages
>>542181386at least two, only a suzuka won out of five tho, it's all late surgers and a lucky pace oguri that won because the 7 lates all blockeneded each others lmao
>>542181505before matchmaking, on the right side
Phew, safe
I haven't had Angling proc once
>>542180989I thought I matched you from that waifus team... but I actually won the race so that's not it
ty based hag for winning me 3/3 so far
the power of wife compels you
blockushin failed me once
Will you watch Urara CM3?
GGEZ
I've never saw a Blockushin, I thought it was a popular strategy to screw the front runners.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AT CANCER CUP???
>>542181594
>DOUBLE Late StartIt's over.
Worst day one results out of all CMs so far, the team of Smart Falcon, late fantasy Condor and golshi got me into A though
14/20 with 2 late gambler aces and some random Suzuka I had. We live.
>auto-select>3 wins>in all of them I take 1st, 2nd and 3rdAm I just lucky?
>it's a Seiun Sky Activated Her Ulti episode
>>542181735Based wife groovebro
>>542181796UUUUWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Well, this CM is over for me, time to prep for Leo Cup and try again
What could go wrong
>mfw my nattie has enough stats to become the favorite and disable all of the front runner target in sight so their groundwork doesnt proc
>>542181905>see tickezo>post "UUUUWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"what compels you to be like this? are you retarded? overly emotional? a toddler?
more like team trials cup lmao
IT'S FINALLY HERE LET'S FUCKING GO
>>542181594Can't blame 'em.
Just saw someone running a pace Fantasy El with 1000+ stamina I think the /uma/ room matches may have distorted my expectations of the average CM participant a bit
>Hishi Amazon's victory is what made me make it to Round 2God bless you Hishi Amazon.
>>542180472Are you me?
QUEUE NOW QUEUE NOW Saw 3 blockushin out of 5 btw
>grass and vodka didn't win a single race>front condor won three every single timesuzuka, it's your time.
>>542181987if someone relies on target in sight for groundwork, they already lost
>>542182004soul. Good hunting
>vodka won every single race with a blockushinFUCK YOU HAHAHAHA
>>542181905>>542181995UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm in, thank god, nearly jobbed it to Oguri at the end
>>542181997Thanks Doc.
Daiwa my dear
Blockushin completely fail her purpose just because she never got matched against front runner with groundwork kek.
I LOST TO A CHESTNUTTER
>>542181796DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>542182018Bro got traumatized by the last cm
>lost to G*lshipFuck
more like naruto taishin. stupid fucking angsty little midget. she will NEVER win a G1. who the FUCK let this fucking dwarf piece of shit into tracen academy
>get rushed and angling doesnt proc>lose to pace Curren with <400 stamina Thank you cyjews for the loss, im humbled
>first try>going against a smart falcon race every time>1-4>second try>never saw a smart falcon>5-0
won with my wife
I feel kind of bad for beating them...
>>542181796>>542181905>>542182129
What in the god damn
That was marginally troublesome, but now in group A
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1976771147191742590
>tfw got into group AThank you based umadol
I hate Winning Ticket so much.
>>542181796fuck me i would be raging
>>542182360I WANT THAT TRAINER OUT OF HERE
>>542182347beating 2 star costume B+ teams feels like suplexing a toddler
unwashed masses of gorrilion Seiun Sky's.What a gay game, I'm not playing this shit anymore
>>542182190Special Chud...
First time getting this.
>>542182360wait what
>>542182560>>542182560>>542182560new cup themed thread
>>542182340Your wife gives great paizuris
I like it when Taishin does this
>>542182360okay witGODS what's the strat here
There might be a chance for me afterall...
cup's fuck and suck formerly sneeds
>>542182360>>542182617Probably to proc McQueen's ult
AIEEEE MY HISHI CAN'T WIN AND I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER ACE
Oguri Fat.. (As in Obese)
>”Seiun Sky is only for inheriting, don’t use her!”>half of my losses are to Seiun Sky
>>542182670OMG ROFL LLMOMFOMLMOMOFMOFOLOLOLOLOLO
>>542182614the end closer special where the just drop the hammer is always satisfying when its yours and pants shitting when its not you
>>542182764This and maybe cm4 are her last big show
>>542182764S Maru is a week away bro. She gets to be the front queen until then.
I'm using a blocker. If I can't win with にげ, nobody else should.
>>542182764>fell for the gaslightYOU FOOL
>get blocked>still win anywaysNice cuck strategy bro
>>542182764i wish man
>>542182762i wanna have sex with fujii want her to snuggle me
17/20 on the daysmart falcon should be buried in the dirt where she belongs
>11/20>golshi 20% winrate>suzuka 20% winrate>grass wonder 10% winratelmao i'm not beating A finals
Derby is LoveDerby is Lifealso Fuku a cute
>>542181997Thanks doc
>>542183110my seiun's kinda mid but she got 45% win rate with my third and second pick getting 20% and 5% win rates
>>542183312IndeedFrom this day forward my bed has been named "the dirt"
I have so far met ZERO Seiun Sky. I feel so stupid for building Blockushin now
>>542180552completely nonsensical
>>542184357Blockushin ruined 2 of my 5 runsMy El Condor Pasa just kept running behind it the entire race and never changed lane
>manage to cuck a seiun from ulting with blockushin>lose anyways????????????????????????????????
>>542184357It's just group rounds. finals qualify going to be the real test
