Fresh Start Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-02-2025-update.84332/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>542204872
>>542262892I don’t get this game
>>542262892>>542262486pic relatedDrifter was very competent, Ill give him that. I was playing support dynamo in hopes of having competent carries but aside from drifter everyone was so mediocre, I am talking about not looking at the map kind of bad, I am talking going for spirit jar amidst a team fight kind of bad, like farming instead of pushing the game winning push kind of thing ya know.because of this i de ranked 2 ranks
Anyone up for an INHOUSE yet?!
stupid sexy mo..
>>542263197just like in counterstrike the top player is currently 4 years old playing with blocks or something named d1nk or something
>>542262819>the game """"""""""isn't out yet"""""""""""this is the least-closed closed alpha of all time
>>542263459why did i get hard
Imagine if Mo was female though
>>542263459
>play warden>get greater expansion and superior duration>run at the enemy team>win>>542263582You'd be surprised at how many people aren't even going to bother playing the game until it's official release. Or are waiting until it hits open beta to then grind away.
We're all Pisslow and Shitlow on this glorious day.Even Eternus 6 players.
>>542263887eternus players have always been pisslow, they just don't have the ego to admit it. all those night shift comp matches will be watched 5 years from now and made fun of.
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!
>>542263887eternus 6 has less players now btw
This is what yamato will look like in 2030 at the first deadlock TI
>>542263459>>542263828>>542264068Why are you brown people so gay?
>>542264068no.sex with momo
>Every deadlock character oozes sex and goonismWhat did valve mean by this?
>>542262892>people are actually shippikg mina with doormanwhy? sounds retarded
>>542264126It's still pisslow.I was Ascendant 6 back when ranked was separate.I'm now eternally Ritualist.Today's #1 is tomorrow's average. That's how these games always work.
>>542264570We should ship doorman and pocket with the implication that doorman sent pockets penis to the baroness effectively making him a woman through castration
Paige is a lesbian right she gets hit on by viper
How's your "new" rank treating you /dlg/?
>>542264989Literally no difference.Still matched at the same skill level with the same people.All that changed was the icon.
Minas cock must be so smelly since vampires don’t bathe
>>542264963wut?she creams herself at vic and (if i recall correctly) shows no attraction towards female chars
>>542265223Oh makes sense victorvis Frankenstein’s monster after allWe need a polish knight character to ship her with
>>542264963Viper is an amoral sex fiend who might be bisexual but might also just be strung out and ready to clown around with anyone just to feel somethingPaige is shown to be uncomfortable with Viper hitting on her which could mean she's straight but might also point to her being uncomfortable with a dangerous criminal hitting on her or to her being racist against snake people (based)
>>542264963Are you gay if you get hit on by a gay guy?Your thinking is retarded.Also Paige thirsts over Victor and Mirage she's straight.
I’m sorry I love Viscous kit except his ult I just have no idea what to do with it I do nothing of value with it except escape.
>>542264963are you retarded? well you're a yurinigger so I guess I answered my own question
>>542264963I understand the thought because paige looks like a prime domestic abuse victim
>>542265386Paige doesn’t seem racist too cottagecore and innocent for thatShe prolly is straight though abd wants undead dick
>>542265417You used to be able to actually do amazing things with it but they nerfed it to hell and back. It's only useful for rolling away from danger now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgoB5Lec2HQ
>>542264183Anyone got that concept art of foreign exchange student Yamato fighting witch hunter Warden?
>>542264963anon that means vyper is the lesbian (actually bi because she has sex with billy)
>>542264068
Damn bitches cant handle a joke stop replying I wasn’t even ragebaiting lmaoooooBtw viper Paige is a cute ship but more on the “accidental besties” way cmon
>>542265667
>dude gay and lesbian lmao sexthis thread sucks
>>542265681She is so based for that desu
>>542265845You wanna watch Paige get SA'd by another woman, don't lie
>>542265731>"I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!"Why is this such a common defense.
>>542265710FUCK you
>>542265845Sex* is awesome sorry you don’t get any*freaky only vanilla is extremely boring lmao
>>542265845we are discussing vyper's lore, it's inevitable that we will start talking about degeneracy
>>542265984I was genuine but the replies weren’t proportionalLike imagine if I was actually posting something really dumb, but a crackship? Come on
New viper model when
>>542263468The legendary Deadlock player hasn't been born yet and isn't even on planet Earth...
>Our Grey Talon sends his bird>Our Kelvin domes
>>542263253Waitan.
>>542266583>tfw we'll be 40+ posting in /dlg/ about how he actually sucks
The best deadlock player is chinese
>>542266129You don't get any either cordtroon
>>542266790>Back in my day we had four lanes and 16 slots
>>542266883deadlock is banned in china because seven turns into a skelly during ult
>>542267084Pffff hahaha good comeback buddy
>>542265845lesbians (transbians 99% of the time) see a woman and go>wow bro she's a lesbian just like me! she's for the girlies fr. is that a MALE saying he likes paige??? get out of here stinky man she's for the girlies!!!!>once again, a tranny is the most likely author of this quote, every timeIt's all so tiresome.
>initiate I lobby>initiate I lobby>initiate III lobby>initiate I lobby>...>alchemist/arcanist lobbywhat happened
>>542265960nigga you can say rape
>>542267474Nigga you can say nigger
>>542265845Based, coomers get the rope
>check scoreboard>four of my teammates have double digit deaths>I’m still not allowed to abandon
>>542265417with level 1 ult, press 4, phantom strike, hold melee (all during startup animation), double jump, scroll wheel crouch, repeat.
>>542267287people are still in initiate?
>>542265595I don't know if its just nostalgia but man I miss the old mid tower so much.
>>542267287same lobbies with a different coat of paint
>hover around ritualist/emissary>rank update>oh maybe I got moved down or maybe up one to archon>>>ascendant I
Mark build mirage, v7I have to cut bullet armor for spirit lifesteal, was giving me issues with too much attack speed. When you ult the firerate buff still puts you over the limit(running out of ammo before max stack)but you just have to pause shooting for 1 second during this buff to get around and I am OK with this. Been experimenting with juggernaught instead of divine kevlar, feels really good and is probably better in most gamesThe general gameplay loop is magdump enemy, reload with qsr/mercurial mag, then mag dump again. You should hit max stacks right at the end of both mags then you play safe until your qsr cd is back. A ton of healing
>Like the time I took the teleporter to Purple. I needed to get last walker for my flex slot so I decided to go to Park, which is what they called Purple in those days. So I heavy melee cancelled to 4th lane wave (which was the style at the time). To heavy melee cancel you used fleetfoot and in those days fleetfoot had a picture of a boot on them. "Give me HMC boots you'd say". Now where were we, OH YEAH, the important thing was there were four lanes (Which was the style at the time). They didn't have orange lane because of the blind. They changed it to a green one
>>542268276kek
>>542267708Based valve denying you from being a quitter bitch. Man up
back in my day every pore and crease on vindicta's foot was visible and feet fetishists wanked off to her night and day in the Thread
>>542268042Same.Im guessing since ascendant and eternus lobbies are going to be poop socking try hard meta fags and I cant have fun playing heroes I never touched before or meme builds anymore. Last game we had a Sinclair that went 0/19 and we won because Lash ulted everyone in spawn and Calico finished the stragglers off.
>>542268276
>>542268386Does vindicta still do the gentle plapping sound as she walks anymore?
>>542268386i wish i was around for those days
So, is The Lash... you know?
>>542268565Grooming Ivy?Maybe a little
>>542268565he looks fake gay
The black woman οf Valve unοriginality.These are TWO different characters.
>Seven turned evil because kelvin didn't accept his GAY advances>Pocket is non-binary >vyper is bisexual
>>542268565lash is a bi manwhore and will fuck anyone who asks
>>542268693The Lash might unironically end up saving Ivy's sister from Wraith, by accident.
>>542268565The LASH does not fear putting his johnson in anything but nobody fucks him.
>>542268565I can't tell if he looks gay or italian. maybe both
>>542264385He looks like... Well you know where this is going...
>boot up game, haven't played all week>check rank screen>my infernus is no longer goldenthe fuck?
>>542269116Do you think infernus is gay for Hank?
Is Lash worth playing in 2026? Feels like his only impact is ult and running away
>>542268926Yoshi should model Calico's feet even if they won't be visible
>>542269206I wonder if the reason lash and bebop hate each other is...
>>542268374>man up = just afk in base for 20 minutes
>>542269078>gay or european?https://youtu.be/YYiRvucI_zc?si=bSb6pI1iMWru-bwb
Is Nintendo gonna sue Valve for trying to sell a game made by a guy named Yoshi?
>>542269206i dunno i'm still here in 2025
>>542269438Valve owns nukes, those squints wouldn't even dare to think about doing that.
>>542269170the madness combat character?
>>542269793His boyfriend in the lore, read his lore
>>542268565Yeah, I'm afraid he is. He's not afraid though, handles it like a champ.
>complain about mina feeding>realize she's a vampireit cannot be helped
I wish all Ivy players a very bad day.
>>542269339Everyone enjoys the concept of closefriends/rivals turning bitter enemies but still having some deep down affection in a weird love-hate way. >Bebop killing drifter "Lash was tougher"
>>542269170He had a relationship with Wraith and tries to get with Holliday. Hank is obviously just a friend
>>542269860well he clearly has chlamydia so i wouldn't be surprised
The Halloween update should have all the characters randomly do their death scream unprompted, mid dialogue
>>542270404>FOR THE DJ-FOR THE DJINNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>542269206asshole lash... you are missedplease take back the drag queen host lash we have today and give back my batterer physiognomy
>>542268926Make Calico a catgirl
I heard that for halloween they're going to add a hero called THE KILLER.Yes, you heard that right. The KILLER. Be very careful you guys. I heard that when he uses his ult on you you die IRL. Apparently that's why Valve opened the beta test more, so more people could get killed by THE KILLER. Be very careful. Deathy and Metro won't talk about this but i will, cause i like you guys.
>>542271370it's a FNAF character
>Enemy Vindicta>Hitting all their sniper shots>Peaking a corner and hitting a sniper shot>Didn't know she was even there>Watch the replay>Cheating their ass off>furry pfp
>>542268565>Flirts with female heroes>Banters with male heroesSeems like the answer is no.
>>542271456>character that sets up cameras for map visioni can dig it
I heard that for halloween they're going to add a hero called THE BRO. Yes, you heard that right. The BRO. Be very careful you guys. I heard that when he uses his ult on you you dude IRL. Apparently that's why Valve opened the beta test more, so more people could get duded by THE BRO. Be very careful. Deathy and Metro won't talk about this but i will, cause i like you guys.
>>542271478it's always a furry one or the default steam ones
they're going to add *my fetish* to the game guysthey're adding a character that does *my fetish*then does *another one of my fetishes*then for the ult [redacted]s everyone on the enemy team into various [redacted] made of [redacted]
I heard that for halloween they're going to add a hero called THE RAPIST.Yes, you heard that right. The RAPIST.Be very careful you guys. I heard that when he uses his ult on you you get raped IRL. Apparently that's why Valve opened the beta test more, so more people could get raped by THE RAPIST. Be very careful. Deathy and Metro won't talk about this but i will, cause i like you guys.
They should give vindicta feet animations like that one bitch from that chinese game
Can paige get fucking nerfed already??Her shield alone makes winning lane impossible unless both enemies are completely braindamaged.Isn't countered by antiheal AND boosts gun carries, making a paige-haze/wraith duo basically unbeatable.Can instantly disengage or win any fight with ult.Her dragon is capable of clearing any wave instantly, thrown from a mile away, so you can never push her.Even touching a single toe to the massive area denial scorched earth can take half your health away lategame.All she needs to do is dump her abilities and win any fight.Her stun is slow, but if you get hit, it does disgusting damage and holds longer than anything, meaning she can easily oneshot you by just buying knockdown.>b-b-but her gun is shitYes, until she buys splitshot and becomes capable of 1v1ing 99% of the roster by just pressing 2 and splitshot.Words cannot describe how mad playing against paige makes me.>highest wr herofigures
>>542272538just play mina and shoot her?
feet hero better be next
>>542272616>play minaI'd rather commit ritualistic suicide than become a filthy minamaggot
>>542272538>her gun is shitLMAOOOO thats the biggest reason she needs to be nerfed in lane
Valve should add a chinese hero to deadlock.
>>542273058>character that punishes being a slow fat fuck with no mobility>waah she punishes my low mobility
>>542269052>The LASH does not fear putting his johnson in anything
>>542264989>In Ascendant My teammates are more competent (mostly), enemies more reactive (mostly). I like it because it's not a fucking stomp all the time and I get to play the game normally.
It took me a lot of effort to reach high divine in dota. I play deadlock with my brain off most of the time, I really don't think ascendant is where I belong, Yoshi fucked up.
inhouse doko
>>542267263if you can't beat em...
>>542273649imo ascendant is low immortal already
>>542273190When did I say I'm playing immobile heroes?She counters absolutely any and every hero, other than maybe vindicta because only cancer beats cancer.The only time movement matters against paige is her stun. You can't dodge her ult and her 1 hitbox is gigaretarded and half the time you can't see where its headed.Mind you, none of this fucking matters if she just rushes knockdown (like literally every paige above initiate does) and gets a free, unavoidable stun.>>542273106I literally said the opposite.
>>542270058Nah you just might be gay or female
>>542273649Ascendant is basically this game's equivalent of an unranked immortal. The peak (Asc 6) is where you start showing up on the global leaderboards in EU so it seems similar
>>542273997rivals are coolrivals that specifically want to fuck is extremely female brainedwoman love hate fucking. it's scary
>>542274145>rivalsI thought with was the Deadlock general?
>Ranks finally got updated>Arcanist>Play a few games>Won first game>2nd game we had a disconnect so it is what it is>3rd game a Vindicta goes>GUYS I'M NEW PLEASE TEACH ME ADD ME PLEASE!>Goes 0/20And Imma take a break for a few days. I was a fool to believe the matchmaking was fixed.
I'm on a roll, baby!The last match was a leaver, basically a freebie. But at least I'm Ritualist 1 now.
>>542274959>ArcanistYou're a fool to think Arcanist is "fun".
Witchmail?
>>542275239The first two games were actually close games until that one dude DC'd and never returned on the 2nd game. Then the 3rd match happened and it just went to hell.
>>542274959matchmaking was NOT touchedthis whole thing was purely a visual changeif you saw "bussyblyat" in your game yesterday, he'll still be in your queues todaythey basically changed how rank was calculated, without actually changing anything to do with who you play with
>>542275320Rush it. Core on heros with passives. Dlg still sleeping on witchmail drifter
>play m1 hero>can deal with matchmaking bullshit by being able to solo take objectives and gigafarm>play victor>get ass teammates since mm algorithm considers you the frontliner>any m1 heroes on your team more likely to be hot ASSyou actually need your retard teammates on tanks it’s actually so fucked how this draft works sometimes
>>542275469Didnt need it but I bought it on mo&cringe last game. Its insane how often his 1 was off of CD.
>>542275239>>542275467Oh and I forgot to add. The Vindicta said that was her first game on Deadlock. What the fuck Yoshi?
So are the low level barriers just shit now? I never see them bought
>>542275745Thats all I buy. Fuck resistances
>>542275745I always buy spirit shielding against Lash
>>542275745it is quite literally meta to buy both of them in high elohow do you guys give such terrible takes constantly
>>542275745They are arguably overpowered at the moment
>>542274959>arcanist post updatefucking grim
>>542275745theyre broken man they hardly require any damage to trigger
>>542275745Just stop playing bro
>>542275745they're both broken as fuck, what are you talking about
>>542275745What? The barriers are super good and cost efficient. Reactive barrier can save your ass against characters like Abrams.
stomp dynamos are literally the stupidest retards on the entire planet. how can you pick the best teamfighter on the planet and say "nah i'm going to farm REALLY well instead"
>>542276253please tell me you are one guy, I cant take knowing that this place has multiple people complaining about stomp dynamo
>>542276161Not reactive, I see that one alot. The spirit and weapon ones
>play with retard with "azn" in name>never pushes lane, throws game with horrible mid call instead of taking free walkerI thought asian players were supposed to be good?
>>542276536both of those are also extremely good, battle vest is unironically one of the most purchased items for most heroes, enchanters is slightly less purchased but fantastic on any character that wants spirit and cdr
>>542268926Just get rid of the Somali 5-head and give her a better haircut and Calico would look fine
>>542276613post the id so we can laugh at you stomp dynamo
>>542276613asians are good because of their culture, he was an asimilated american.
>>542276613this is a common misconception because south korea embraced esports earlier than any other country, as far as video games skill asians tend to be not particularly great outside of starcraft and street fighter
stomp dynamo fucked my wife
>>542276536Yeah those as well. Those items are cost efficient.
reactive barrier scales with spirit, it's genuinely ridiculous vs. any comp that passively applies CC with shit like dynamo stomp or kelvin nades
>>542262892Matchmaking pretty much broken the same way it was. In classic Valve fashion make it shiny and give to people, but dont fix anything. People got boosted ego now that they are Oracle+ but play like shit.
>>542276676Those aren't barriers bro those are resistant Im talking about weapon shielding and spirit shielding
>>542277598ok so just so you know everyone thought you were talking about spirit shield and reactive first, then you said you werent, so enchanters and battle vest are commonly referred to as barriers because of the items they replaced, and now you say you are talking about weapon shield and spirit shieldingno one buys weapon shielding, and spirit shielding is a broken item right now
>>542273143They should instead add a melee inspired hero
maybe valve should update sinclair before worrying about more heroes
They should add a hero who does Dip
>>542275745one time i got all barrier items as a meme and i was actually unkillable
>>542277598Spirit shielding is very good and is practically the only source of early counterplay to spirit heroes. Weapon shielding just sucks.
If you would like to play INHOUSE right now RESPOND to this post
>>542278931ok gay bowser
>>542277541You watch your tone when you are talking to an Ascendant, boy.
I don't get it. I don't understand how the enemy laners are able to push the wave faster than me and clear my wave faster than I clear their wave, even when I'm Seven with monster rounds and using my 3 every wave doing almost nothing but clicking creeps while my two opponents already finish their wave and start clicking on me. What am I doing wrong here?
>>542271887>newsies "intrepid reporter" type>places cameras down to act as wards, providing vision>can remotely snap a picture with a camera ward, giving an "exposed" debuff to anyone nearby>character obsessed with uncovering secrets and digging up dirt on everyone else in the castyoshi hire me>>542272525is this tier list referring to the hero or their players
>>542279145Unironically it's very likely because your lane partner isn't hitting the creeps and spending all their time harassing your lane opponents.
>>542262892Thank you for making my art OP! Sorry I havent added to this series yet. I got kinda stuck on Seven.
>>542279145You killing the healing creep first?
>>542279145either your lane partner is never clicking the wave or you're against someone like miku who never loses the race
I don't like laning being about unga pushing the wave so that you can fuck off to hit boxes
>>542279640Play heroes that have early kill/tower pressure>but I don't like themPlay a different game
>>542279640Yea its pretty one dimensional, there is no incentive to freeze or anything
>>542279145I don't get it either when it happens. I focus on killing troopers, clicking orbs and denying, but sometimes it feels like no matter what I do I lose in souls and/or lane pushing.
Is there any matchmaking in this game, because every game is a stomp for either my or opponents team
>>542277247>asians are good because of their cultureI have to assume that you mean just the Japanese. Don't pretend that they don't have their own issues, like soul crushing work culture.
>>542280159>just the Japaneseworst korea and japs are in the same boat, former has online autistm, latter has scoring autismboth have soulcrushing education->work pipeline
>>542280552>>542280159>>542277247>>542276613>>>/pol/
>>542278931yes
>get a 0/7 Infernus in my team>still win>get another 0/9 Infernus alongside a 2/14 Seven>stil win, barelyI am on a 8-win streak right now, I dread to see what bullshit this aids matchmaking is going to throw at me next game
>>542281063>discussing nationalities is le offtopic
>>5422812070/15 mina, 2/13 doorman, 2/10 wraith with 60k always jungling
>>542278931this I'm not using matchmaking until at least a week passes.
>>542281207it’s actually astonishing how winning that increases your MMR actually gives you lower skilled teammateslike how???
>>542279053>>542281167>>542281428Ok I assume at least some of you are lurkersINHOUSE here4Q2Q4
>>542281617"You're good, how many retards can you carry?"Every ranked system ever.
>>542273919Current ascendant is like mid ancient, just above average not very good at all.
every time
>>542281731The top 1k in EU starts with ascendant players, ancient is definitely not that percentile
>>542273997>talk about friends becoming enemies (classic kino)>think of sodomy Kys tranny
I WILL pause for a joke. You WILL hear me say something funny. I don't care if you laugh, I do it for me.
>>542281836always an m1 player because they are drones that just hit play again and forget to use the bathroom or whatever
>>542281945>pause game>"sorry there was a fly on the pause button"
>>542277541egos are definitely inflated right now since everyone jumped 15 ranks up on average even though nothing changed.just got a haze player that talked like he was an aim god and he was losing to some "skill-less calico player".called him a baby and he freaked out and started inting. but that might just be haze players and unrelated to the rank inflation. looked at his stats and his average match MVP rank was 12th/12 so he was on average the worst player in the entire game.
>>542281731games young give it time.>>542281945literally me but I'm running it while spamming yamato voicelines
>>542281945>pause>"hey, look up">it's the Lash
>>542281945Based
>>542281836>you can't pause for the first 2 minutesThere I got rid of retards pausing the game for no reason, it's your own fault if you don't got your shit in order when you queue up for a game.
>>542282092>games youngNigga the game ain't even born yet
>>542275997That just means they were Arcanist to begin with. Basically all of low MMR was thrown into Initiate I, this is just a correction. From what I understand it's mostly people in Med MMR that were boosted notably.Don't know why everyone's trying to jerk off over their rank, yes there will be people in the lower percentiles.
>>542281843I checked the match distribution by rank in the past 24 hours on statlocker and it shows ascendant starting at top10%. Of course the data can be somewhat skewed because people who play more are more likely to be higher rank, but I still think ancient is closer to the right ballpark than immortal.
>>542282298add another 10 seconds or so before the match starts for deciding/requesting lane swaps and sure
>>542282298nigger I'd rather wait then deal with my lane partner being afk and giving first blood.
4 energetic bucks waiting for 8 to join the inhouse4Q2Q4
>>542282298>>542283154Do you need to be a nice player and wait or not shoot when someone is afk at the beginning ? Sometimes even with pauses they're not back, and you can't ignore a character standing around not moving, right ?
Tips for survivability as Grey Talon?
>>542283963counterspell
I'd like to humbly request a drawfag to draw Lady Geist dunking a ball and posterizing Lash and Mokrill
>>542283963Learn to move. You have 4 stam and a super jump.
Guys please don't take statlocker.gg seriously, they only have limited API access to deadlocks info
Unironically this game needs to take a page out of league and make healing from support heroes scale off a separate stat rather than spirit. Basically healing booster's effect but sprinkled onto more support orientated items with varying amounts of increased healing effectiveness. It's fucking stupid that Kelvin can build full spirit and nuke you while also giving his team a second healthbar with his grenades
>4 game loss streak to start off the day
>>542283923I'm in a match, I'll join when it's done
>>542284794>taking cues from leaguedios mio...
>>542284794From what should they scale off then? Green items? Health? Boons?
4 or 3 spots left to have a roundhouse4Q2Q4
>>542284419Random sampling is fine tho
>>542285109if you had to choose boons would be the only real other choice, scaling it off of green items is a worse choice and there isnt a meaningful distinction between health and green scaling
>>542285109Movespeed
>>542281904Read the post I'm replying to you doublenigger
>>542285461>kelvin comes by zooming throws a healnade and fucks off somewhere elseHonestly that would be so much fun
>>542285461Grey Talon bros we're healing now
>>542285515I am the post you’re replying to, you faggot.
>>542270058t.
Why is Infernus allowed to exist in the state that he is in?>buy fire rate reduction>I'll just run in there with flame rush>buy spirit resist>I'll just shoot you until you dieHe's literally a hybrid god
>>542286094Ive been saying this game is extremely difficult to balance because of its design being a hybrid of multiple genres, we have playerbases of incredibly varying skill due to the skillsets they require, infernus is almost exclusively played by people who eat paint chips so hes difficult to use data to balance for
Victorbros?
Interesting trends here
>>542281836Some of you need to take a fucking breather, you can wait 20 seconds for the retarded Haze to go take a piss
>>542286791absolutely not you retarded child, go take a piss before you hit play
>>542286781>that Archon dipI've never seen a rank distribution like this lol
>>542286896Learn some fucking patience you high blood pressure mongoloid
>>542285908Then you're a closeted triplenigger, get outta here to gay-friendly sites instead
>>542286975I have plenty of patience when its deserving you fucking subhuman, making 11 other people waste their time because you have adhd and cant stand up to go take a piss before you click the play button is not deserving of it, kill yourself unironically, people like you are why we cant have good features like pausing
>>542286781I wonder what did pro wannabes and streamers recalibrate to
>>5422869974chan has had multiple gay boards for over 20 years you dork. This is a gay friendly site. The mods celebrate gay pride month ffs.
>>542286975Learn not to be a burden to the people with above room temp iq, if I see this shit in my game I'm unpausing. Get a gamer bucket.
>>542287260>over 20*almost 20 years
>>542287128You are a spastic knuckledragger, incredible that you use ADHD as an insult when you fly off the handle because someone paused for 15 fucking seconds. For ANY reason by the way, it could be something that just came up, not something from their own incompetence.
>>542287260fag
>>542287260Because mods are gay. Go apply for a janny position then fag.
>>542287418yes it could be anything, even though 99% of the time its a double digit tik tok brained zoomer who is too retarded to remember to pee
>>542286316But when he's not played by someone who eats paint chips he's a monster
>>542287260Its just a goof, not really gay
>>542287519According to what metric, hmmmm? Did you survey them all?
*pauses**bong noises into mic*Yep its time to feed on cd
>>542287619you and I both know Im right which is why youre hiding behind some vague extremely rare scenario that btw is never an issue in any other game without a pause feature(basically every other online game, curious)
>>542286316infernus, kelvin, haze, ivy are all immediately SSS tier when played by competent players. then you have shiv who is the most stat check in the game with 45% deferred damage and bursts everything to death until late game
>>542279314camera reporter hero has been posted about 20 times in the forums already
We need more items like Cold Front. Too many people pick it.
>>542288094adding more cheap items that can farm, fight, and CC would be a terrible ideacold front should be removed wholesale
>>542279314>/dlg/ complains that valve writing is generic and archetypal>/dlg/ suggests an archetypal character but instead of having their own story, its fanfic about the existing cast
>>542287260you know what a containment board is, right?that's why we have /mlp/ and crossposting from there is a bannable offense
>>542288094Cold front is one of the worst designed items. Before they nerfed dmg to camps, every hero in the game had to build it.
>>542275183Welp, there goes my 9 game win streak.
*raises paw*valve should add a shakespearean ghost actor hero
Valve should finish and release this fucking game already so I can rope my playgroup into trying it
*raises hand*sex with vyper
>>542288893sorry I saw your other post and hexed you out of pettiness
>>542288990how would raping your playgroup convince them to play deadlock
>>542282298They legit did this in Dota because it got so bad. 99% of Dota games were either some retard crying because they had to piss or a russian crying because they wanted a smoke. Fucking retards.
*raises black hand* ayo nintendo or whatever should adda, like a black gangsta nigga, like a kendrick lamar type nigga who shoot niggas with a mac. Yea yeah dat be sick yo he'd be all like SKRRAAAAA haha hell yeah nigga
pocket is fun :)
>>542289108to ease them into the moba experience
>>542288925a theatre codger would be kino
>>542289234pooh sheisty and yoshi linked up? need or sneed it?
>>542289310kelvin looked so lost and afraid why'd you do that man you needed to take him to a hospital
>>542289310>cold frontyou didn't beat the game
>>542289524he's laning kelvin + doorman i feel like a little cold fronting is acceptable
>>542289524>calico>shiv>grey talon>ivy>kelvin>infernusnah you didn't beat me
>>542289310i would have parried that.
>>542289108The only one getting raped is whoever winds up maining Paige
>>542262892If you were to see just straight up shitty game design, what would you suggest the developers to do?
>>542289854browse 4chan's esteemed and scholarly /vg/ general
Literally what can I even do with Abrams if the other lanes fed their ass off, I just can't muster enough damage or mobility to kill anyone and they can easily make me explode.
>>542289854I don't know what I'd suggest idk what the shitty game design is
>>542290165pretty sure Abrams is a he, not they
*raises flipper*Valve should add one of my concept items to deadlock.
>>542290165rush phantom strike, peel for the least shitty carry on your team or just bum rush their carry. that's about all you can do.
>>542290284lmao, kill yourself
i dont understand what's going through the minds of people who play insert any hero and then build full gun on them and spend the entire game holding m1
>>542290381go troonify somewhere else, cunt
>>542290452No I think I can understand people who play a Shooter and want to shoot peopleit's the people who play other MOBAs and build into auto-attacking who are weird
>zoomers itt never played an archer in diablo
>>542283154Early game deaths give basically nothing.
>>542291089>Early game deaths give basically nothing400 souls isn't nothing
>>542290967NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT DIABLO, GRANDPA
>>542291174>gets 5 deniesa truly insurmountable soul lead
>>542291275easy cold front
>>542290284>if the other lanes fed their ass off>"they" refers to other lanes/laners>they can easily make me explode>"they" refers to unspecified members of the enemy teamneither of those were in reference to abrams
>>542265507
>>542291504>>"they" refers to other lanes/lanersyou call them faggots>>"they" refers to unspecified members of the enemy teamyou call them niggersnow there's no ambiguity, and abrams is safe
>>542265507>hunched, nervous posture>wide eyed and naivewould
>get shitty team>no one quits and we are crushed>get good team>someone leaves and the match doesn't countgreat
I wish I was good at pocket & shiv. They seem fun.
It's like 10x easier to do well with gun bebop but 10x less fun than bomb bebop. Thanks Yoshi holding M1 is the best!
I made a monitoring macro that once I hit 10 minutes total respawn time, I just exit the game. Why am I getting banned?
>>542291996yeswhy bother putting skill points in bomb or beam? idk you tell me
>>542291996I genuinely hate how so many characters are considered bad or sup optimal unless you m1. All these fun abilities wasted for shooty shoot shoot.
Reminder, always blame your team mate for "feeding" when they try hang back, deny orbs as much as possible and still die behind tower. Always use your team mate as an excuse for the enemy's gameplay.
>>542286781what the fuck going on ehre
>>542291996bebop is a fucking one-trickveil walker bomb spam is just boring
>>542291924I think even at a high level all Shiv does is just go face unga bunga caveman
>>542292346Statlocker being a dogshit site, nothing else.
>>542288893It's all good.
>>542292290Ok, how about this>Play Wraith>Press 4 the millisecond you see and enemy>Press 3>Hold M1 and spam 1 over and over for the free-est kill of your life.>Cry and press 2 to run away like a bitch, if another person with full health appears and you don't have your 50 second stun cooldownAny questions?
>>542292790woah the gunplay
Which characters go gun and still make full use of their kit even with 0 mystic investment.
>play Calico>feel like a server admin w keying into whatever enemy I see on the minimap at mach speed>lose>play Doorman>feel like a ranged creep m1ing from distance, don't even cast spells aside from ulting to save my own shitty ass>win
>>542292790>A hero designed around M1 has the most boring kit everhmmm
>>542293048many such cases
>>542293019you feel strong on calico so you feed.you feel weak on doorman so you don't take stupid fights.
>>542293048>designed around M1>has a nuke>has a teleport>has a stun disarm silence thats aoe>has a damage aoe buffsure, she's just league of legends slop
>>542292515I must say, this moment looks a lot less cool than I remember.
>>542293209>has a stun disarm silence thats aoelolwat
>>542293276listen man Im not even trying to be a dick but I cant for the life of me understand why someone with movement like this would possibly need UI mods, you playing around boon levels and items in seeker?
>>542293209ult is single target with a bounce anonchama
>>542293276yeah when i watch my "epic clips" I see a ton of mistakes I make. I'd probably improve a ton if I was autistic enough to review my lost game replays.
So, uh, does this game have levels or not?
>>542293009ivy
>>542293437>>542293298>stuns>then disarms/silences>hits multiple targets>can teleport>can team buff firerate+dmg>has spammable nuke>has good gun with movespeed>has spirit scalingleague of legends slop
>>542293009Back at the start of Shop update, Infernus and Mirage. They needed zero (0) spirit investment to still deal over 1000 spirit damage using a pure gun build
>>542293009Every single hero is the game benefits from at least a little investment in their off categories The worst example is probably lash but he can go mystic shot or headhunter or slow bullets
>>542293707a lot of this was infuser to be fair
>>542293425I'm Ritualist, actually, formerly Seeker. What do you mean? What crazy moves could have I done there?
>>542293745That does beg the question doesn't it. Do orange and green items that give spirit count towards "spirit investment"? IE: spirtual overflow, enchanter's emblem, T4 Inferus, etc.
>Kelvinremoved from the game. sick of this faggot being unkillable half the time running across the map, slowing you, healing everyone, then nuking you and then just domes you with someone else when you are low, or saves someone. complete cancer character
>>542294017the investment is the total souls spent on the color of the item, but the boost includes all the stats, I dont know how it interacts with boundless spirit for instance though
>>542294017>T4 InfernusInfuser, fuck.
>>542293425Actually, I could have at least slid down those stairs.
>>542293748Lots of good wall bouncing opportunities for extra height or fast movement, like you could've wall bounced to the jump pad at the beginning which would've been like 1-2 seconds faster. NTA btw, just saying.
>>542293646yeapress esc
Okay, hear me outwhat if... shop items were visible on the model?
>>542294146Honestly, he wouldn't be a massive problem if his beam didn't magically hit around corners for no reason, that way you could actually play around cover like you're suppose to and not be punished for it
>>542294146How do you build unkillable Kelvin? He very much isn't in my experience.
>>542262892>lane vs victor>shoot him>loseOhhhh uh huh i see
>>542294151Iirc the spirit is added up and then the +15% is applied
>>542294316it'd look retarded anon-san
>>542294316Too much work. Too much to account for every time you add a hero. Nice idea, but unfeasible.
i feel like there should be more gun items that interact with your kit somehow, all the spirit imbue items are fun as shit to theorycraft and experiment with but gun basically has nothing past a million flavors of +stats
What's the highest amount of people you've been able to parry at once? I imagine doubles are semi-common in the laning phase.
>>542294609they are very much tied to who they appeal to, m1 players dont theorycraft items or honestly give a shit about them, thats why they get boring actives like fleetfoot and vamp burst, because there is no thought required, they dont want to think, they want to aim
>>542294316this isn't risk of rain
>>542294609gun in general feels like the way to not interact with your spells as much as possible it's why I dislike itexception is doorman who gets a stun for his gun lol
Need 4 rowdy bucks for the inhouse4Q2Q4
>>542268565Pretty sure he's Valves idea of toxic masculinity, most likely written by a female worker at Valve, but audited by male workers to turn him more humoric. End result is a character everyone likes, because he's just authentically being an actor of an asshole.
>>542294795And thank fuck for that
>>542294435THE PENIS WILL BE WORTH IT
>>542294748the fact that you didn't punch back makes me angryand the fact they all scurried away instead of trying to get you is funny
>>542294748SAAAR YOUR CULTIST IS OFF COOLDOWN!PLEASE REDEEM
>>542294795hotpoo...
>>542294906actual victor quotehe's only keeping himself alive because he wants to keep having gay sex
>playing a game>lane mate misplays, I misplay>lose lane>it happens, recover, get kills, do thing, try to have fun >30 minutes later, we have no walkers>this is the 8th game in a row where I'm relegated to lane janitor and my team keeps getting picked off>enemy team has 40k soul lead and I can't kill even deal 20% of their life anymore with my skillsIt just makes me so furious, it's to the point where I abandoned my last game when I had a lane mate go 0-5 in 3 minutes. I'm just sick of wasting my time. How do you manage to not get super pissed off?
>>542294748>getting that parry and not heavy punching all those retards stacked up
>>542294748>dynamo pulse literally just serves over them, no damage
>>542295062He wants Ivy's hot dog
>>542295205BUBUBUT ITS OP
>>542295239you mean her chorizo ay papi
If I stole a typical gun/spirit hybrid Wraith build and just put it onto McGinnis, would that make her any good?
>>542295375mcginnis is already one of the best heroes in the game at least in non pro gamesher wall is so fucking broken at all stages in the game
>>542295205what in the cosine
>>542295447pros are going to try and start forcing her soon probably, maxing her heal first is fucking stupid.
I don't understand how you play Drifter.You're absolutely useless unless the ennemy team is retarded and feed you to let you be a real character 20 min in.
mcginnis would be fine if she didnt have the retarded turret ability, not sure why that shit is in a game like this.
>>542295341it is, made balanced by how jank it is.
>>542295447and yet so many heroes are able to shit on her despite her being "so strong"
>>542295653you just have to be ultra aggressive and trade 1 for 1 like a rabid retard in the early/mid gamedont do it late game because it's too risky and you give up mid boss if you fuck up
What is the most popular mcginnis build rn?>>542295447Mcginnis either carry your obj push or eat shit the whole game with no in between.
>>542295239She gonna kudzu bomb his lower intestine
>>542295825>character can create actual physical terrain>can create a nest of auto aim damage dispensing, slow applying turrets>has an actual heal>dies outside of ideal conditionsI am shocked
>>542294758>>542294840they should just tell the mouthbreathers to fuck off, they can just copy builds while not understanding when to go maelstrom over battlefury like on dota makes shit like hybrid and gun supports limited in variety when all they can do is MOAR DAMOOG
the fact that infernus has one of the better guns in lane that can apply a horrendous DoT but he also has an insanely good escape skill is just bad fucking design. you can't give heroes long range harass and get out of jail free cards, like can you honestly say you ever had fun laning against gay talon?
>>542296309This but Mina
>>542296203She can explode even in the most ideal scenarios, it does not matter
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>>542295653The official meta is to play him as support with refresher The secret dlg meta is to rush compress cooldown(rend)+witchmail and dont buy any actives so you can highroll and get 4 rends back to back
>paiges melee scales off spirithuhmelee paige?
Nice match making fix you fucking dogs
>>542296738I swear to god its like this every weekend but we will pretend its because of the update this time
>>542296717Yeah it’s been done
>>542296717it's a joke they added to make people feed a few games before giving up on the 800 damage melee dream
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>>542275745Barriers do not scale with resistances, but if you're a super mobile whore like Mina, they can be worth it since you can avoid damage. They don't scale well if the game goes on for too long. Some characters like Victor should never buy them, because his Pain Barrier scales off of health. Barriers should be removed from the game since unlike heals, you cannot affect them in a negative way.
Paige's hairy logcutter.Is it viable?
>>542297328stop posting.you aren't as funny as you think.
ONLY 1 SLOT LEFT IN THE INHOUSE4Q2Q44Q2Q44Q2Q44Q2Q44Q2Q411/ 12 JOINNNN
>>542297328keep posting.you are as funny as you think.
>>542297523lowkey im horny
>>542294748>panicking so bad he doesn't heavy melee them
>>542297570we know saar
>>542297570we're all old men here, we can do nothing for you.go away
>>542297328Viable to do what
>>542297664Idk about that but I definitely feel old
>>542295780>Most telegraphed dodgeable ability in the game is OP
>>542297232barriers do get affected by resistances now
>>542298496it goes through walls
>>542298496>wide hitbox, can't dodge roll, barely enough time to double jump which is still not a guarantee to dodge if it grazes your toe, goes around most cornersunless you're miles away, there's no chance you can dodge without it getting caught on broken geometryalso, faster than heavy melee
>>542298110>10 minutes later>I sneezed to hard and now everything hurtsI am too young for this shit
>>542288359Didn't read.Deer hero when?
>>542299137Never, too many animals in the game and playing the game as is
>>542284794Most league heals scale off AP. Heal power exists so enchanters can have cheap items without having to worry about mages poaching them.
>>542298928When was this change?
Ok it's time to admit it, Splitshot is fucking busted
>>542298928Really? That is pretty op, even better than a heal then.
>>542281226I got a warning for telling some rusnig to go get meat grinded. 4chan is slowly becoming a reddit safe space. Actually I take that back. You could say that easily on reddit probably and nothing would happen.
>>5422998824chan is notorious for mods doing whatever the fuck they feel likeI still occasionally see people get banned for no reason other than a post looks funny with USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST under it
>>542299882Honestly after the hack I’ve becoming led and less, especially since they allegedly hired a bunch of 2 cents and hour jeets as the new generation of jannies
I went from archon 4 to ascendant 2 and nobody was any better at the game.
>>542300154>everyone got promoted the same time>dlg: wtf its the same people
>>542300154>dude, they just multiplied everyone's money in the US by 10x but I still can't afford burgers cause burgers are also 10x as expensive, this makes literally no sense since i have 10 times as much money
>game 1: retards feed 1/14>game 2: retards feed 1/11>game 3: game thrown by random mid call>game 4: retard (billy) feeds 2/11, game thrown over mid call
>that fucking inhouse gameplease someone post stats
>>542300154I'm waiting for people to just derank
Nice matchmaking
Good talon games today, even a loss is fun if you get free kills. Almost got a triple bird
Matchmaking's been schizophrenic today>Get match where everyone plays poorly and nobody talks>next game, everyone's communicating on mic>it's lower rank than the previous one>next game after that, enemy team is doing advanced shit while my entire team is fucking around randomly>it's even lower rank
>>542265336i was thinking of a Giewont Knight character but i couldnt come up with anything interesting for him
>>542300646IDK how we won this, we were getting destroyed for 30 minutes straight, then we won 1 fight and I called for midboss, and then game ended 1 minute after that. You can see I was doing urn here, and I had literally bee-lined to it after we got the rejuvs, because I did not expect to see "enemy weakened patron" while delivering it. I think Seven or Pocket or someone else backdoored their base earlier?
>>542300646
>>542301345>I think Seven or Pocket or someone else backdoored their base earlier?yeah they did, they pushed and destroyed both shrines some time earlier
>>542301432>amber wonwhat the fuck were you doing even?
>>542301541anyone who has mina on their team gets a forced loss so say yoshi
Update today btw
>>542300726You know what, it's screenshots like these that make me realize. The moba aspects of this game fucking suck. I mean, buying items for yourself, creating a build and pushing lanes are ok, but the perma farming is just god awful and never fun to deal with. It just doesn't work. I have this feeling it's not good in your typical top down moba either.
>>542301345can someone explain seven to me?
>>542301345>everyone shitbuilding spirit>The Tankman>win gamebased lobby
>>542299882what constitutes ban worthy is up to mods, thats why places like /v/ have become certified shitholes, there are unironic jeets that will delete posts insulting indians but leave up 20 steam charts threads
>>542301541All 4 of them decided to stay outside their base taking 2 minutes to kill one person, which they didn't even kill, then they all died so they got midboss and just ended the game
>>542301657What really fucks it are that the waves push so fucking fast and structures melt so easily. There is like zero time to rotate to defend it so you have to sit on top of it farming boxes waiting for wave or it's gone before you can get back.
>>542301345absolutely disgusting build on doorman what an ugly little freak
>>542301541Amber won a teamfight, took mid and then immediately went to push the patron which had no shrinesKelvin got hit with the baroness into black hole combo so he couldn't stall the weakened patron, Pocket and Victor melted it
>>542301345fuck that ui is actually so much better, I hate having to mouse over portraits to see peoples builds.
>>542301816I was trying out a spirit Abrams build (made by an Eternus transwoman furry) that I've seen endlessly shilled on the Deadlock discord. It fucking sucked for me ngl.>>542301665From the little I've played of him I've had success with focusing on pushing the troopers during lane as fast as possible, Seven has two abilities that are really good at doing that. Ideally you get a lanemate that has more early killing potential or tankiness than you do because you are very weak early.His power surge (3) is very powerful right now so you should max it ASAP. Then either max his 1 or his 4. You build his damage as "hybrid". Like 80% spirit 20% gun.
>>542301931>>542301657there should be more events like soul urn or midboss to incentivize teamfighting over like in heroes of the storm
>>542301875Based Victor, in my experience his biggest worth in any game is always just distracting people for long enough that they are put in a disadvantageous teamfight or to allow splitpushing
>>542302267hots sucked dick
>have an early lead>oh I know, I'll buy an early 6400 green like spellbreaker and be invincible for the rest of the game>they still kill me and since I skipped a damage item I no longer do damageWelp that's one lesson learned
>>542301345>>542301432What happened is that I didn't carry hard enough on Geist. I'm sorry team.
>>542302267Anon your idea is absolutely brilliant
>>542302267that will literally make the problem worse, all it would do is give a snowballing team even more of an advantage than they already have, urn is about the worse comeback mechanic you could possibly think of
>>542302215>made by an Eternus transwoman furryso your husband?
Urn should just spawn deeper in the losing teams side
>>542302407>an early 6400 greentake Divine Barrier or Juggernaut next time
>>542302601But snowball mechanics!
>>542302601Just have the cap point be where the patron second form is.
>>542302407pretty sure rushing a 6400 is never the playidk maybe it works in some cases but it seems generally pretty dogshit troll buy to me
they should just give free souls to the losing side, and if you're about to lose the patron it should pause and end the game and say "you're all winners"
>>542302815But WHY? Shouldn't the most expensive items be the best buys?
>>542301345>>542301432>gun pocket for some reason>0/13 seven with an abhorrent build>0 damage THE GREENMAN>dogshit tranny abrams build>also victor is there tooWhat the fuck was Amber cooking?
>>542302818they give passive souls to the 2 farmed in the lobby, even if they're side is winning.
>>542303005because cheaper items are incredibly cost efficient
>>542303005there is the concept of gold efficiency and slot efficiency in mobas.
>>5423030512 least farmed*
they should make a hero who has a ton of extra slots and is encouraged to stack cheap items
I closed the game with alt f4 while I was queued and now I'm banned for a bit. Did it join me to a game?
>>542302481my wife* of many in my polycule
>>542303005>>542303135>>542302815It depends on the 6400 item. Actually, it doesn't. Let's be real. If you are winning with no items with your team anyway, who cares what you buy? you could probably by all melee haze and still do great if the enemy team was unlucky enough to get 3-4 retards.
>>542303315they should make a hero that has 2 or 3 slots but can open the shop anywhere and resell for full value
>>542302601let's do another take on urn>no delivery points>urn spawns are the same>carrier picks up the urn and gets souls and health damage per tick>has to hold the urn for a full minute for a bigger soul payout and boons>health damage increases with distance from the urn spawn point>timer resets if the urn is droppedfun, right?
>>542303382I wonder how much of the people in a polycule are just in it for the cheap rent
>>542303315THE PACK RAT
>>542303541I know people who get girlfriends for this specific reason.
>>542302601If you are losing too badly, you shouldn't need to cap it and it just gives your team the urn if you touch it
>>542303630marriage has historically been an economic/political thing, only the truly lucky got good happy ones
>>542269091he looks like a YN who means business but needs a proper thug to top him
>>542292490Exactly. I played with my friends for a whole week when I was Archon and it labeled me as Ritualist because that was the average of all of the games I played with them.
Made it to Oracle bros, I feel like I'm officially out of shitter tiers into "does something right occasionally" tier
haha the urn spawns little legs and runs back when it resets
>>542304291yeah no, it never gets better.
>>542304291>>542304372it gets better but there's still retarded mistakes they're just different
I have decided melee paige is funknockdown,1, 3, melee is a hilarious burst combo
The issue would be solved if they banned anyone that goes 0/## Just throw them in the low priority queue until they quit
>>542266540When they figure out how to animate it probably.How do you make her have a walk cycle that doesn't leave her with one of the largest hitboxes in the game. The leak looks like she's going to be 5 meters long while sliding on her belly.If i was them i would make her an actual greek myth gorgon with snake hair and call it a day.
>>542266540surely she will put some clothes on unless she plans on leaving her snakussy out
>>542304291>>542304372>>542304529Low ranks were shit so to fix it they made every rank shit. Bravo Valve! Genius thinking! How do they do it?
>hard-stuck Ritualist for the past 4 months>open up game today after not playing for weeks>Oracle IVI'm good, thanks! fuck your gambling-based MMR system and matchmaking
>>542305001nothing changed yet give it a few weeks at least for the ranks to shake out
>>542304651>How do you make her have a walk cycle that doesn't leave her with one of the largest hitboxes in the game.You don't. Just shrink her tail when she's sliding.
what are some sleeper mina items? been learning how to break away from pub builds (in general, not just on mina) but i feel like most of what i build tends to be "generic spirit damage ability spam" + a couple greens depending on the situation. i feel like there's definitely more out there
>>542305001Looks like someone is mad about being promoted to Initiate 2
>>54230331520 slots and can stack multiples of any item
>>542305182You can stop licking the boots Chudsworth, you aint getting an invite to the super duper secret playtest.
>>542304591>Just throw them in the low priority queue until they quitdon't worry, people are quitting anyway. Soon we'll get back to comfy sub 20k players for another 6 months.
>>542305178I think metal skin is under used on her. She's out of range of most abilities so pop metal and suddenly you cant be shot at while you can
they should make a hero that can buy secret recipes from the shop and let the rest of the team use a limited selection of new items
For spirit Victor should I get torment pulse INSTEAD of spirit snatch?
>>542305489do you tend to go for transcendent cooldown? then it's a good choice. otherwise no
>>542305489for more teamfights pulse might be betterfor 1v1s spirit snatch is probably the best item in the game
>>542304651They are currently working on the tech for that on the backend using Inverse kinematics for terrain. We'll see if they continue that route, and if not, she will just be a lizard forever more.
Ever sine the update with the badges displaying appropriate rank I've been running into a lot more cheaters. I was having a lot more fun when the badges were wrong.
>>542305593>>542305620Why do so many Victors buy TP then? At least in the eternus matches you see on "Watch"
>>542305285the melee builds would go crazy
>>542305001this didnt change anything about match quality except when the eternus with 4 smurfs who plays 12 hours a day complains about his team mate, the person is ascendant instead of oracle(its the same player)
>>542305821there's no reason you cant get both, torment is more reliable damage and helps you farm
Who's tight to watch to learn from? I'm arcanist, haven't really done much outside of the game to study. Need to improve fast so I can stay above the level of the rest of my group.
>>542305821unironically because lystic started playing him with TP, there werent any builds with it until he did it in a fight night and rushed it early
>>542303039fuck you mean for some reason it's an inhouse where we have fun. kill yourself (insert thread schizo tryhard here)
>>542306020>tight
>>542306020I learned a lot from Deathy, I'm in Ascendant.
>watching calico player>they call Geist a "crutch"
>>542306020You wont learn much watching people at super high rank because the mind games and meta is different, Just use your brain and watch the minimap. Building right items every game also a good idea. Learn what items to buy when ahead what items to buy when behind. Stick to 1-2 heroes.
Is there an inhouse up rn?
>watch eternus players>remember everything they do and their builds>suck in pubs anyways because tard rage is its own meta
Calico should be hotter and bite people
>>542306020>Who's tight
>>542306756I thank god every day I was born a human and not this
>>542306869I wouldn't mind being him in that moment
>>542306037Lystic has been experimenting with Victor item builds for a while, he started using it a long time ago in pubs
Just had a Grey Talon that literally never used his 2 the entire laneI don't think the nigger was even trying to do anything to them
Matches have been kinda horrible since the rank change. I'm Oracle 5
>>542307849Honestly though I've won every single game of Gun Doorman that I've played so far.
>>542307849Cover Mo's eyes nigger
>>542308121that's krill, retard
>>542302815It was when siphon bullet wasnt nerfed to shit
>>542308121I am Krill, this is Maurice. Please try not to get us confused - it's very rude.
Genuinely, what am I to do in lane vs Geist and Talon? Lose the tower at 6 minutes because they both have free nuclear pokes?
Why does sinclair sound like ash ketchum in an english dub
>>542309008Some of the voice lines are his wife, some are him
The old heroes feel so weak right now. Seven, Lash, Wraith, Miku and Dynamo all of them seem to be outdated and not up to date in terms of power.
>>542309008he sounds like he's going to wind up being black
>>542308189>>542308440Shut the fuck up Mo you retarded nigger
>>542307364that item is in the default victor's build lol
>>542309008Gotta Catch 'Em All (every enemy ult, that is)There should be a little perk for copying one of every ult in a match, that actually sounds fun.
>>542309729It is but it really was not needed with how strong Victor was on release, since all of the adjustments to his kit (and no longer being required to pay the Spirit Resilience tax) TP is a lot more attractive than it was originally
What's the deal with they/thems and Pocket? Isn't he just referred to plurally cause the spirits inhabiting him
>>542302601it should instantly kill the person who delivers it and the person who picked it up most recently(if the person who picked it up is already dead they die again and if they already respawned they die again too)
>>542309854who cares
>>542309659Mo can't even see so how the fuck would he type you double retarded niggert. Krill
>>542309854holdover from neon prime's DEI'd backstory with lesbians and xirs
This rank change was a nice boost to my ego, I thought I was seeker fr
If you have 0 objective damage I think you need to automatically be forced to view a tutorial and timed out for 10 minutes from queuing. Like, not even a chip? A stray shot?
>>542309854I'll tell myself that since it's unironically a more reasonable explanation than him jumping on the pronoun bandwagon 80 years before it existed
Fury trance needs to be removed
>its another "get 5man BROOLed because you dared to touch an enemy hero and interrupt their regularly scheduled 40 minute AFK PvE farm plansepic chungus
>>542310528make it like, give 20% of both resistance and buff other spirit resist items, most of the others straight up suck
>>542310331I once had a game of 0 objective damage on Vindicta and I was so ashamed of myself that I immediately queued up another game of Vindicta and won it with like 15k objective damage.
>>542310662they didn't consent to get ganked chudlord
>>542305821don’t listen to the other retardtorment pulse is good because it just flat out increases your dps and by the end of the game it will do comparable or more damage than pain batteryTranscendent cooldown is always a good buy, but the reason ppl rush tpulse on him is because it lets him brawl earlier and farm well
if im on a gun carry type guy like infernus or haze, how do i deal with my entire team being useless and the enemies just saving stuff like wraith ult for me ? is it better to build defensively to break CC or do you just buy damage shit and hope for the best?
>>542309419He sounds like a gay biracial (white/black) man. Im guessing he was in denial about his sexuality when he got with his wife and couldn't hide it anymore when they got fused. Now they need more than a divorce.
>>542309854Love discussing this every thread.
>>542309854anything that adheres to the gender obsession of american zoomers attracts the low IQ, braindead personality-lacking troon crowd to flock to them and make hecking valid art of said character.
I just had my first game where the entire enemy team quit. Weird how it's not an automatic win! I guess they can reconnect but still
>>542311493watch valve not be able to resist making it a black male white female couple
>>542307849>games before 2 days ago: oh my god matchmaking is so shit>games today: oh my god the rank change has RUINED matchmaking
>>542311349this is quite literally the future gunfags wanted, you are the only ones that matter so you can eat all the targeted cc now instead of the pocket, enjoy
>>542312194They say they didn't actually change the MM system, but yeah, anecdotally, my matches have been way worse in quality since the update.Dunno if its a bunch of ex shitlow players getting egotistical about their new rank or what though
>>542312740idk how any of that applies to me man im not a "gunfag" i just wanted build advice bro
>witch trials are a thing>KKK is not a thingValve doing historical revisionism?
>>542312921its hard for a chapter of wh*te supremacists to exist when infernus can set them on fire with his fingers I guess
>>542312194>>542312835It feels harder than before. Many games have gone by where I just feel kinda helpless to do anything meaningful, in these high Phantom lobbies.
>Torment Pulse>TP>Transgender PersonIt all makes sense now
>>542312921>Valve doing historical revisionism?idk was the lizard person a tipoff
>>542312874it was half a shitpost, ask your team to play around you and use the extra money on a defensive like unstoppable when you know the enemy is looking to cc you, dont initiate fights and try to have your team start them and clean up
>>542310765Literally did the same with Slavic Drone Operator GT. Multishot isn't that bad for towers. Woaw. Archon.>>542311349Generally speaking you farm, focus their weakest link, and shut those people down as much as possible as quickly as possible. Green items have shittier marginal returns than purple and orange. Outside of that, you just counter what's killing you. Focus on the cheapest solution not necessarily the "best" one.
>>542312921yeah considering Puerto Rico is a state in the Deadlock universe, along with South Ixia
of fucking course the only mina with positive kda I've seen all week is on the enemy team who got fed thanks to our 0/13 seven
I hate tesla bullet patches, every single gun carry builds tesla bullets. Even fucking Infernus the most ricochet-coded carry buys tesla capacitor.
>>542313595>play Mina and follow the unlock order eido and zerggy recommend>keep doing shit and losing horribly>go back to my old ability unlock order>get 17 kills>lose anywaysIs it just weekends being ass or did they actually fuck with matchmaking
inhouse?
>melee paige>dueling their billy>both of us have too much sustain to kill each otherlollifestrike needs a tier 4 equivalent. crushing fists is kinda ass as a tier 4 item
>>542312921i mean it makes sense, there's a new group to be racist towards, that is way higher up in the non-human category: ix*ansand there does exist an anti-ixian group in-universe
>>542314202billy should win that easily if he has siphon, the hp steal guarantees 1v1 wins
>>542313961mina is just not good to win games any more now that she doesnt push super fastall your money being tied up in a glass cannon that can die at any moment is not conducive to a winning team
I euthanize.
>game 5: ginnis and infernus goes 0-11 in the first 7 minutes
>>542314042host eet
Right now I'm really liking Mina and Infernus and I want to improve as carry but I don't know if I want to be a Mina/Infernus picker you know what I mean??
>>542309854Look at footage of neon prime. It's full of DEIslop. It's a leftover from SBI and valve won't change it because they're afraid of deranged zoomers coming to their office and haze ulting everyone.
>>542314942Yeah I get you reddit bro, you wanna be wholesome chungus epic narwhal bacon keanu reeves
>>542315029>haze ults everyone>nobody dies because her ult is single targetlol?????
bump half the ascendants down to phantom half the oracles down to archon and the ranks actually make sense. i mean matchmaking is still dogshit regardless but their badge update wasn't too accurate
>entire team brawls as 5>loses every single time despite outnumbering the enemy half the time>I cant even push the opposite side of the map because they just send 1/2 to defend every time while winning the team fightsits just so demoralizing and unfun
>>542314942pretty much every character is going to be hated by some portion of the playerbase, infernus is so standard he actually dodges the hate he deserves
>>542309854>Isn't he just referred to plurally cause the spirits inhabiting himhis bio refers to "their parents" so unless that frog is also his sibling than it doesn't work It's 100% DEI
>>542309854Pocket uses they/them because they're trying to keep their identity secret
>>542312921Oh trust me, if the Klan was ever mentioned in Deadlock you people would be absolutely crying about it.
>>542315380my last game was like that.damned if you dont helpdamned if you do because the enemy team is over fed with 40k souls
>you can STILL go through doorman doors while carrying urnCmon now
Paige is an s-tier?
>>542315976>you can STILL walk on Kelvin's icepath while carrying urnCmon now
wtf why did the game made me arcanistgive me a fun meme build to throw with so i can get back to initiate 1
>>542316029........................................................in poopie retard shitlow faggot land
>>542315664yeah some pronouns will really help keep his identity a secret
>>542316183You are far below average you are already in funny meme build land>Below PhantomSuper shitlow>Phantom to Ascendant Shitlow>Eternus You're ok at the game good only if you're E6
>>542316183can you play pocket and build like abrams/mo&krill
mcginnis's gun windup sound really bothers me makes me feel like im about to just get shredded really unhappy with this
>>542316091>false equivalencephantom shitter...
>>542317103>>false equivalenceFollowing a Kelvin on icepath gets you to the other side of the map a lot faster than single portal does, and people have been doing it a lot longer than you've been playing the game lil bro
>>542317171>doubling down on your stupidityLOL
>>542317275American
Anyone sharing invites?
>>542316203>hear they>expect some fat blue haired cunt>its an asian guy with 5 o'clock shadowit just werks
>>542317335I'm sorry to hear that.
>>542317374If nobody here does then there are autistic people on steam forums. I dont want to invite people in case they are cheaters.
>>542317335Only Americans say "lil bro" and only Alphoid Americans at that
>>542317442>Is that Arin Fairfax?>no that's just a non-binary person who looks exactly like him
>>542317973you really think people knew what everyone looked like in 1920s new york or whatever, are you a zoomer?
>>542273143>ballbusting hero
>>542318045Arin is a celebrity in the Deadlock universe, Geist instantly recognises him as one of the orphans she used for good PR
>>542318045>You think the people who are after him know what he looks like?yes, you're delusional if you think this isn't tranny pandering. Why does Mina refer to him as they? She knows his real identity.
>>542318373>hes so famous and well known geist mistakes who he is for a random street urchinwanna rethink you logic bro?>>542318406this is a worldview only someone who grew up with social media could have, mina knows his face because they were engaged
>>542318480>>hes so famous and well known geist mistakes who he is for a random street urchinShe isn't wrong about it though??
>>542317973holy shit it's going to fool everyone
holy fuck, i stop playing warden for a bit to DRIFT and i return to find he's slow as hell
it's nice that Mina hates Pocket's very soul but won't resort to homophobic bullying and still respects his pronouns :)
>>542318373In that interaction, Geist is wrong and Pocket is lyingListen to the way Pocket says "You got me." He's not admitting anything, he's being sarcastic. Like that scene in Breaking Bad when Hank jokingly accuses Walter of being Heisenberg.
>>542318480>Mina knows who he really is>hates him>still refers to him as theyThey had camera in the 1920's you dumb faggot>muh zoomer>he says as he defends DEI panderingMy sides
>>542318849Im literally arguing against DEI pandering you fucking inbred lmao
>>542318926No you weren't, I am.
>>542318926>I'm arguing against itYou're arguing it doesn't exist, retard.
So, I've noticed before that I sometimes got slowed when shooting carbine, now I actually get self damage from it..... WTF is going on?
muh dei lel american mutts ruled by pedophile elites but care more about stupid shit like this
>>542318965>>542319010Im arguing he isnt using pronouns because he identifies as they, hes using it to mask his identity, its literally not panderingyou guys are fucking retarded holy shit
>>542309854Pocket is 100% nonbinary, literally even the backstory written in a third person uses the pronoun "they", as well as every recorded voice line. I don't get why this is hard for people to process, it's not very subtle.I think in lore it's kind of goofy because gender identity and the 1960s, but whatever.
>>542319013It's just a visual bug
>play Billy>get fed every game>lose every game>play Drifter>play like shit every game, barely going positive>win every gameFuck it someone else gets to the bullet sponge for now
hero priority is so retarded and unreliable. why is it RNG what character I get to play?
>>542319098Pocket's backstory is written in the third person. You're telling me even the narrator is trying to respect his anonymity?Deadlock is built off Neon Prime which had canon yuri ships. Dude, come on.
>>542319098>I'm just arguing something that is objectively wrongYou're coping, it's obvious DEI.>>542319053>muh muttsI'm not American, am I allowed to talk about it now?
>>542319445No because everyone is ruled by pedophile elites.
>>542319424>>542319445until gabe newell himself tells me pocket is nonbinary Im gonna die on this hill because pocket is my favorite character
>Play Paige>Finally get a team that have some balls>Always running into fights in front of me>I can fully support them to full extend>Even with casualties, the team still fully commit, so we just win every fights when I'm thereThis is like a Paige's wet dream.Why can't I have good teammates like this every round?Why do I have to suffer with retarded teammates that run away when they have full life + shield?
>>542319506>I don't care because I don't want it to be trueI'm emailing Gaben right now
pocket is non binaryso what?
here is your asc lobby bro
>>542319780
>>542315162Valvo employees are plastic 3 permapisslow peak that's why i brought up haze ult.
I'll still call Pocket a he. I have yet to encounter someone to correct me in game.
>>542319938they make too much money to care trust me
>>542319506moodYou know what, I can respect it. Soldier 76 in Overwatch was basically the CoD bait character. Then Blizzard made him gay one random day and the players went furious. The worst thing you can tell a CoD player is that they're gay, so in a sense I understand.
>>542319053We are ruGODs, actually.
>>542319780i buy curse and silence wavei strive for gender equality, they/them getting the melee
I have hazenigger fatigue. This hero is so dumb she is just unstoppable for the 15-25 minute portion of the game it's retarded
>>542319424Why wouldn't they keep the character's pronouns consistent across the game? This isn't fucking Pathfinder, we're not gonna swap from He, Her, and They randomly for no reason.
>>542310765>>542310331this reminded me of the only game in my history where I had 0 objective damage, a total stomp hardly even begins to describe what happened therefeel free to guess the rank
>>542318772it's not just that warden is slow, it's that drifter is insanely fast
>>542320438this image is giving me a stroke
why does it matter
>>542320627fair, warden just feels extremely slow compared to anything else i play like billy or even sinclair
>>542318772>>542320627>Warden slow>2025
i've had six games in a row where the other lane feeds 0/7 and worse in the first 10 mins
>>542320763If it doesn't matter why does he feel the need to tell everyone HIS pronouns
really dont understand how im always so far behind on soulsi thought maybe i die too much but then someone who died 11 times had 35k souls while I had 25k with 9 deaths
>>542320004He's so male presenting that I can't imagine blaming people
>>542321008yeh i had 3 games like that today after going on a 7 game win streak
>saying shit like "male presenting" everHIV positive post
>>542320763Even valve has character descriptions or voicelines describing him as a he. Some faggot just had to insert their bullshit and nobody can say no without being written up by HR
>>542321796You live in a country that uses the Euro
>>542318781>>542318849I would clap if they made mina intentionally disrespect his pronouns but valve isn't soulful enough for it
>>542321796unga bunga looks like a man unga bunga
>>542314848>ViscousANAL FISTINGGOING IN RAW
remember: rebuttal vs. viscous
>>542318480>>hes so famous and well known geist mistakes who he is for a random street urchinthe "you're welcome by the way"is probably a sarcastic>be glad i didn't rat your ass out to your dad, you little shit.
people talk so much smack in shitlo its kinda cute
>>542322095yeah and they don't charge me any when I go to doctor or university
>>542322528Anything above alchemist is not shitlow
>>542322480>Still hits you in teamfights >Still functions as a great deny for objectives>Still has his splatter nuke and great teamfight ultI fucking hate Viscous so much
>>542322480im too slow to react to the blobby noises behind me :(
>>542322095you live in an economic zone owned by israel which pretends to be a country.
P*cket should get a total redesign and written out of the lore. Add a rework too, hate playing against that free escapeslop hero.
>>542322616alright hun
There is absolutely no fucking reason a single parry should guarantee you die during laning
>>542322539>>542322667Neither do rubleGODs for that matter
>>542322616>alc 2feels so good being in shitlo
>>542322676
>>542322735Just don't melee? Stupid. >BUT I NEED A FREE 129 DAMAGE BECAUSE I'M NEAR THEM AND WASTED ALL MY AMMO!!!
>>542322101she's a vampire not a monster
>>542322616im seeker and this mina was sperging out about everythingchill babe you arent good either
>>542322735Literally don't charge your melees or spam like a retard, it quite literally is a skill issueInfact walking at them and shooting sometimes triggers them to parry and if they do then they wasted their parry adn you can freely charge a melee
So what's the deal with the world in Deadlock as far as we know? Seems like the Middle-East might still be fucked as the Djinn are wanting out, the removed guy had a bio with the Soviet Empire led by Romanovs and wraith Catherine(and Rasputin is still alive or undead) and the USA is fuckhuge because the CIA can send Feddie Krueger to get you. Anything else?
>ranks change>im emissary 3 nowI knew I was good! I knew it!! eat my dust chuddies!!!!
>>542322735TRVKE.
What is it about the MOBA genre that attracts just some of the worst fucking individuals on earth
>>542322539>>542322667>so assmad he replied twiceEuropoors, everyone
>>542322528People talk EVEN MORE smack in "notshitlow". Good sportsmanship is a bellcurse skill wise in this game>top players are all deranged psychos with an ego>bottom players are deranged children also with an ego
>want to try a different character for once>get him, win>hey this is pretty fun!!>three games in a row of different other characters, all lossesThis is retarded? Let me play the character I want to play?
>>542322897>just don't play meleeKill yourself retardI hope they implement a mechanic where shooting a ranged faggot in close range instantly kills them to make it fair>>542322975Thanks for explaining the most basic fucking shit about the dogshit melee """mindgame""", now explain why it should be an absolute guaranteed death.Yes. You can just not click the button that entire characters are built around until the enemy panics. Or you could just make a system that doesn't punish you with guaranteed death for pressing it and instead make the risk/rewards more proportional
>>542323037what else do they got going in life besides playing this game and picking fights with people?
>>542323149I'm in med school
>>542323215glhf
>>542323037>pvp>learning curve>long matches>teammates are punished if you're outskilled by your enemy and they snowballinherent design of the genre
>>542319179Nigger, I literally took 400 damage. It was not a bug, my health went down.
>>542323048just pick mina and haze on low prio and put your guy on highest prio
>>542323138>melee tard (characters that are overtuned as fuck and have billion health complaining about parrying>NOOOO LET ME GET FREE KILLS JUST BE HOLDING Q AT CLOSE RANGE (my character has a dash/charge that lets me close the distance instantly)Grow a brain, stupid
>>542323373Idk I would rather play 5 games in a row as some boring asshole than 1 game as crazy fluke game as Haze. I am not a gambling woman. Because I will never be a woman. Nor will I be a gambler.
>>542323037>inherently competitive pvp game>game objectively gets harder if you get a disadvantage, so unlike other games it actually gets even easier for the enemies to wail on you from a winning state>teammates sucking ass also causes this to happen even when you do your job reasonably well, making good play at times a practice in impotence>insane skill curve demands high time investment only people w/worthless lives tend to really grind these games with the intent of getting gud
>>542323048stop playing fun characters and this won't happen
They should make it so missing parry makes you take more bullet damage for a few seconds.
>>542323502well if you want to be bothplay wraith
>>542322992From what I've been able to glean >There's sentient life in the ocean>An international monster hunting society>A pretentious global thieves guild>People are mad about demon immigrants>Megacorporations>ghosts>outer godsLook, this setting has fucking everything, and it puts it in a trench coat and gives it a submachine gun
>>542322636Yeah they really thought it'd be cool to give this one hero absolutely everything in one kit
>>542323382>be a ranged faggot who can literally sit under tower and poke with zero consequence>NOOOOO YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GET AN EXTRA 120 DAMAGE ON ME AS A REWARD FOR HAVING TAKEN 3 MINUTES OF POKINGYou can click Q as well you schizo cunt, and it'll also outdamage your weapon. It works both ways if the system isn't so unfathomably one-sided.
>>542323037MOBAs themselves aren't fun to play and the only enjoyment comes from winning so MOBAtards hove complete meltdowns when they aren't winning
>>542323048fr? Is this just a thing for the alpha?
>>542323597I'm ready to cause seething.
>>542323549Basically. Or make it so shooting someone during the parry gets megaamped damage, like hitting someone frozen
>>542323579>You can click Q as wellDifference is characters like Abrams have a billion health and sustain you retard. >ranged faggotYou have a gun too, not anyone's fault but yours you can't aim
Are they going to add wall running?
>>542323843>all melees are Abram>sustain and health somehow beats complete fucking impunity from sitting under a turretIf a melee hit is the difference between a ranged cuck dying to a melee or not, they deserved to fucking die because they failed the 20 skill checks required to let them in that spot in the first place
>>542307849>>542312194and anudda onepocket was just singling me out in the late game and bursting me to death, I felt helpless, yes I bought spellbreaker
>>542323579you can left click as well bro
Make a 3200 melee item that gives immunity to a parry every 20 secondsIf you can buy Rebuttal for 800, you can buy a parry-counter for 3200
>>542324159Leave it to meleeggers to try and make the game even more braindead.
>>542324159>billy is now liddarlee unkillable
>>542324159melee is overpowered fuck off
they should make it so you can die from blood trib
>>542323561She doesn't gamble she cheats. The only luck based character is Billy for when the game decides what is or is not a wall. Just kidding it never notices when there are three walls between you and Billy.
>>542324263>>542324353>countered by one 800 item that keeps getting buffed every patchretards. you'll never rank up unless yoshi hands it out to you.
>>542324159TRVE. Melee is honest compared to heroes like gay talon (all melee haters play this braindead sloppa thats a FACT).
>>542323215great, more psychopaths in the doctor's office
>>542324263>>542324345>>542324353>immunity to parry means somehow turning off the entire mechanicYou'd still get the cooldown refunded and take no damage you fucking spergs. Just click it again if they're spamming.You play Vindicta because you have a dogshit normie fetish, I don't give a fuck about your dogshit opinions where you don't want to be punished for the characters that already get focused fired by an entire team and die in .4 seconds being allowed to fucking play when they get in range
>>542324473>forced to waste an item slot or be raped by heavy melees if you dare to try and stop a quickmelee and miss
>800g to turn off your boogeyman is a wasted item slotIf you're at the point where you need to drop the crutch item and you aren't already obliterating any melee in the game, you're fucking terrible
Honestly reactive barrier is better if melee heroes are giving you trouble. Since it also helps in 99% of games anyways
>>542324473>>542324537>Retards run in alone against 6 people without their team and complain they die too fast. Just kill yourselves. If you want to play melee go play for honor.
>>542323843Abrams is the melee that the argument doesn't apply to because he's going to fucking stun you, twice, before meleeing
>>542324537>complaining about vindicta of all charactershave you tried a game more your speed?
>>542324979>But she in the sky!!! my fist cant hit her WAaaaaWAaaaaaa!!!
>>542324930When I think of annoying melee heroes, I don't think of billy, I don't think of Calico, I don't think of Viscous, I think of Abrams.
>>542324979All niggers who cry about melee are sniper cucks and people otherwise uninteractive in the first place, bitching that they might have a consequence ever
spirit busters/nukers are the most dishonest of all heroesslowing hex disabling of movement based abilities needs to be three times longer
mo and krill is a melee character
>>542325098at least complain about grey talon instead of Ms "knockdown invalidates my entire character"
I will now main sinclair. Drifter is too ass
>>542325271You confirmed you play her in the most 'b-but t-this is w-worse' way so I complained about the right personGrey Talons know they're niggers. They play a nigger. Vindicta mains unanimously delude themselves into thinking they're playing an honest hero
>>542279402Do you have the full collection? I forgot to save one. Post it in the next thread if you see this
I bought Diviner's Kevlar on Billy after that one person last night was curious about itI still died the second my ult finished
>>542322735Found the billy/abrams tard throwing my lane
>>542324574>counter-item>a wasteshitlo takes
>>542323042oreo mcflurry
What's an inhouse lobby?
>>542325829
>>542325441>Kekolded by a vindickta. Imagine ousting yourself as such titanic shitter.
Do I really have to go Fortitude on Drifter like I see in guidesThis fag takes so much damage in the most basic ganks that I have to return to base constantly
>>542325441you confirmed you don't counterbuild
>>542325947Imagine outing yourself as a post hideout newfag.
>>542326048??? can you speak normally please?
>>542325829Fun!
>>542325947Not!Widowmaker niggers can never resist outing themselves over their shit-fetish waifuThanks for validating everything said thus far>>542325980>whiny sniper cucks complain about a 6400 item>while also acting like being able to counter an entire archetype for FREE, let alone 800g, the one time they get a chance to hit their shitty waifu is fair
>>542326048Been here since first week of the beta nigger-kun.
>>54232582912 dlggers play together
>unironicly comparing vinny to widowvinny even at her peak strength was nowhere near as oppressive as widowmaker nor as hard to kill while also being easily avoided where a widow could trickshot you over a building.
>>542326285>>542326142am I allowed to join if I'm a super giga tier newshitter?
>>542326389idk
>>542326412>>542326412>>542326412>>542326412
>>542326340She's a blue sniper. Kill yourself your life shit waifu.
>>542326389Yes, I will cube you.
>>542326389Yes. One or two unlikable spergs take it seriously for some reason but its an unranked for fun lobby, you can feed your brains out on a meme build and I wouldn't care. Join next time you see a lobby code.
>>542326591>>542326575
>>542266767>I cast a game winning lash ult>My Kelvin domes right before I pick them up
>>542269206Getting huge ground slams onto people is very satisfying. The occasional game-winning ult makes it all worth it.
7th game of the row with 0/8 feeders, I have devolved to phantom V rank
Dude match quality has gone WAY down since the update. I know they say they didn't touch match making but every single game is like 1 competent person, 1 ok, and 4 shit for brains
>play as Ivy>have an Abrams and Victor on my team>grab either one and throw them into the enemy every time>get lightning scroll>TACTICAL NUKE INCOMINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTJlH7g0tw
>>542329957your just being put in the proper rank :^)
game is hardfeel like ive hit a wall and im only arcanist i