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>>542340840
MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Tikal is not a ghost, she's an apparition. Okay? Okay.
>>542341118This you?
>>542341118This made zoomers cry and clap and piss their pants.
Tikal can be whatever you need her to be anon. Except alive.
>>542340840>"As if I really look like that!
SHITTY MUNK!SAY IT!"I AM A SHITTY DIRTY SLUTMUNK!"SAY IT
>>542340840>Tangle & Whisper not even in the top 10 of Sonic Crossworlds character mods>Surge is #2 right after giving Rouge her SA2 proportions againHow did one green Tenrec mog Tangle and Whisper so hard? Whats more surprising is I haven't seen a single Tangle skin mod but there is a whisper one that is #12 after Riders Silver and Teto.
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>>542341263How many boyfriends do you think she had in life?
>>542341310
>>542341409She had to repopulate the entire village.
>>542341361>Surge and Infinite can't beat fat bat tatsLmfao.Also the fact that 4 of the top 9 mods are all based around Rouge's boobs in some way is interesting.
Sonic is VERY cute in 1 what?>>542340909
>>542341361Honestly, of all the IDW OCs I'd like to see survive publisher death, it's Surge.
>ShadamyTMOSTH. Toonsite. AMVs. "I can fix him". Amy growing past Sonic. Shadow growing past Maria.This is easily the most popular straight ship for Shadow.>ShadikalShadow is reminded of Maria. Lots of pron. A thorough google doc. Tikal is sweet but knows how to deal with rough people. One of the more sincere Shadow ships despite the fact that these characters never met.Many artists dedicated to this specific ship like Cylent Nite (mostly porn) Gabigarden (cute stuff) This is my personal favorite>ShadowlinMostly unserious/sexual. Lanolin is self serious. They both like coffee. They have not interacted yet so many headcanons can rise this one. Very few fanworks, but likely Lanolin's most popular straight pairing. I wouldn't know what to list.>ShadallyPornship?Often involves rejecting Archie as ooc for both characters. Or running with Shadow's archie characterization since he is friendlier than in the games. Or here where the ship is mostly a sex joke. Hyoumaru (mostly porn or cute pics), Scribblefag (Mostly shonenshit and comedy), Chauvelz (Wholesome pics)>ShadougeBasically canon. Shadow finally finding resolve. Many headcanons about Silver's heritage. Sonic 06, some Archie comics. tons of fanworks, too many to name. This is the most culturally important straight Shadow Pairing. Fans of this pairing tend not to enjoy IDW. Shadow Generations has a very sweet moment between them.>ShadriaControversial. Most fans strictly view these two as siblings. Bringing this ship up tends to start shitstorms, but it is apparently liked by Shadow's creators. I have not given it much of a look.>SonadowThe most popular Shadow ship period. Boosted even more by Sonic Prime. It's seen as a double tsundere pairing and is very popular among fujoshis. It is one of the most popular fujoshi pairings on the entire internet. I haven't checked out the content.This is your Shadow shipping study post. I will study Knuckles next.
>>542341535fake. this is realnic.
>>542341506>They'll have a panic attack if you sexualize Amy in any way>It's okay if it's based around a memeThey are literal NPCs
>>542341361woke IDW forced queerbait lesbian relationship onto them and ruined their charactersThey also just kinda fucking suck. Tangle inherently sucks because she's just OG Amy without Sonic. Whisper has potential to not suck if they can give her an actual purpose without Mimic.
>>542341535Idk if i can call that cute.
Where the fuck are his legs?
>>542341615>Knuckles shippingI'll save you some time>vaulted or deadNext
>>542341591>Honestly, of all the IDW OCs I'd like to see survive publisher death, it's Surge.And Kit and Lanolin and Tangle and Jewel right?
>>542341802shut UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>542341802Ouch. But I guess that's true. All of Knuckles's love interests are dead or vaulted except Rouge who has many more interactions with Shadow.
>>542341802>Knuckles out of nowhere obsessed
>>542341868Kit can be her accessory, sure!
>>542341985Sonic will make knuxouge the endgame at all costs.
>>542341928>ShadeLiterally meant to be, but vaulted>Julie SuLiterally the most important vaulting in the history of vaulting. She got vaulted BEFORE she was vaulted. They literally attempted to write her out of the story before even thinking about the reboot.>SoniaVAULTED and also shipped with Shadow primarily.>TikalDead/Vaulted and shipped with Shadow>Ariem90% of fans don't even know she is supposed to be particular with Knuckles and her character design looks odd next to him due to her small head>Sarashe would fuck all of Team Sonic also VAULTED
>>542341868Who? The lesbians go to live together away from everyone until the inevitable divorce. Kit becomes a supervillain and dies.Lanolin is a literal who.
>>542341702>Stubby>Round>Big eyes>Cheerful expression I don't get how you can not see this as cute he isn't even scowling
>>542341985The guy being replied to said>I will study Knuckles next.Of course, you're still delusional enough to think knuxouge is still a thing so I don't really expect you to pay much attention.
>>542342147
>>542342148Tangle's powers are cool and would be fun in a platformer, Kit will never die, Lanolin is 2nd best IDW OC after Surge.
>>542341952>except Rouge who has many more interactions with Shadow.Sure, if you also ignore the fact that most of his interactions with rouge actively work against the ship, and the ones that support it are all noncanon like sonic x
>>542342243>delusional enough to think knuxouge is still a thing it's as much of a thing as Shadouge as Shadow always leaves Rouge high and dry.
Imagine losing your girl to someone she never fucking met lol sux to be Knux
>>542341361Tangle and Whisper have been around longer than Surge and have had more exposure and are still less popular. Makes sense I know plenty of people who only still read Sonic IDW for Surge.
>>542342469Rouge actually likes and respects shadow. That alone makes it much more of a "thing". It also has several supporters at SoJ, unlike knuxouge which is almost purely a western phenomenon. The japanese fandom barely gives a shit about rouge and knuckles.
They still can’t see the truth…
>>542342338lanolin is basically a pornstar and nothing else, tangle is a cameo and would be top slow for sprintslop games, and kit is too dark to be family friendly.
>>542342597How did this even happen.Why Sonia, because she looks like Amy?
>>542342616There is a big elephant in the room with Surge's fandom compared to Tangle and Whisper that we are ignoring here though
>>542342676>lanolin is basically a pornstar and nothing else
>>542342731Shadonia may be the result of women liking Sonia's design and self inserting as her, as the vast majority of the art is drawn by women and most Shadonia depicts Sonia as level headed and sweet on Shadow when she is canonically the least level headed of her siblings.
>>542342625>Rouge actually likes and respects shadow. That alone makes it much more of a "thing". It also has several supporters at SoJ, unlike knuxouge which is almost purely a western phenomenon. The japanese fandom barely gives a shit about rouge and knuckles.>Knuxouge detractor forgets SA2 and Generations were written by SoJ and calls it "purely western" again
Rouge will be vaulted.
Sonaze didn't die it was murdered
>>542342749That Surge has more Japanese and south korean fans than Tangle and Whisper does?
>>542342649quiet self inserter
>>542341361Surge and Kit are the only IDW OC's that will make it to mainlines games cus they're the only ones that the few Japanese Sonic fans give a shit about.
>>542343051>self inserterThat’s what all shippers do retard
>>542343013True but no.Shipperfags with an actual games character
>>542342925>Knuxouge detractorYou people sound like cultists>SA2 and Generations were written by SoJ and calls it "purely western" againSa2 was a shadouge game. Rouge's theme is about shadow, and so is her final cutscene. She calls his limiter rings "more precious than gems". Even the scene where knuckles saves her is a directl callback to shadow saving her.>generationsThe fact that you think them standing next to each other at a birthday party is a big shipping moment is pathetic. Shadgens should have snuffed out any remaining hope for you.
>>542342676>lanolin is basically a pornstar and nothing else,Only if you have no media literacy>tangle is a cameo and would be top slow for sprintslop gamesShe can roll into a wheel and swing around like Spiderman>kit is too dark to be family friendlyThe meta era is over and Sega is not trying to be super family friendly with Sonic anymore.
>>542342625A reverse sonamy situation (which rouge literally calls it) doesn't make shadouge more of a thing than knuxouge.
>>542342804No seriously, around here just add some voluminous chest if you ever make an OC.Who likes lanolin for her personality?
A schizo game where Sonic pretends to be all the 3 Ss at the same time talking with himself because he went insane
>>542342731Shadonia is because Sonia is a hedgehog and Knuckles is not. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the people who pair Shadow and Sonia don't even know that Sonia is in love with Knuckles, or that she's bratty and aggressive, or that she is strong like Knuckles. It's Underground after all. Not exactly a masterpiece.
0-4 We get boost games for another ten years5-9 We ditch boost and get open world slop for another eight
>>542343251Can you please tell me where rouge "literally" calls it a reverse sonamy situation? Shadouge is more of a thing because all you have to do to justify it is play the games, not post third-party media and beg for others to interpret it favorably.
listen
>>542343395I'm all ears
>>542343343Why would you give yourself a lose-lose
>>542342993Sonaze didn't die. It never showed up in a mainline 3D title so it didn't stand a chance.>>542343442Those are the only options as a Sonic fan
UwU
>>542343206>You people sound like cultistsShadouge fags have been very cult worthy in these threads, projector. >Sa2 was a shadouge game. Rouge's theme is about shadow, and so is her final cutscene. She calls his limiter rings "more precious than gems". Even the scene where knuckles saves her is a directl callback to shadow saving her.She doesn't she says she wants to do something more precious than gems after Shadow's dead. Shadow only gives her a time of day because of Maria thoughts.>The fact that you think them standing next to each other at a birthday party is a big shipping moment is pathetic. Shadgens should have snuffed out any remaining hope for you.Standing next to each other is Shadouge moments in a nutshell, with Rouge ultimately getting ignored. That Knuxouge moment was them laughing and sharing a meal. the last shadgens scene was a shadow and maria moment that shadouge fags try to twist for them
>>542343442That's the reality anon. You really think we'll ever be going back to classic format with mania 2 or getting the idw cast in a game anytime soon?
>>542343250>She can roll into a wheel and swing around like SpidermanAnon what was the last time SoJ made new mechanics and gameplay for a new character that differs completely from sonic's one? And a western OC too.>Sega is not trying to be super family friendly with Sonic anymoreThry're unironically making hello kitty for boys.
>>542343383Rouge literally calls herself Amy. Knuxouge and Shadouge both spawned with Japanese games. So you can stop lying already.
>>542343506I don’t want the idw cast in a game. I don’t even want some of the game cast in another game *cough* Silver *cough*
>>542341310IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
>>542341404Help me I can't find this Shiny_artist on booru
I think rouges best pairing is with sonic. So is blazes. And creams. And tails. And shadow. And any canon human women.
>>542343206>Even the scene where knuckles saves her is a directl callback to shadow saving her.Holy delusion, you're trying to leech off of clear knuxouge scenes now? Shadow wasn't referenced at all there nor was it a falling and saving situation. Shadow only saved Rouge because he remembered Maria in that game.
>this franchise
>>542343498>She doesn't she says she wants to do something more precious than gems after Shadow'sWhat?>Shadow only gives her a time of day because of Maria thoughts.Headcanon>Standing next to each other is Shadouge moments in a nutshell, with Rouge ultimately getting ignored. That Knuxouge moment was them laughing and sharing a meal. the last shadgens scene was a shadow and maria moment that shadouge fags try to twist for themI honestly can't tell if you're trolling or esl. Shadow and rouge have a tsundere dynamic, so his reciprocation isn't obvious like amy, but it is there. He saves her life multiple times throughout the series, and even recently in the crossworld animation, TWICE. It would be OOC for shadow to say it verbally. And again, knuckles and rouge literally standing next to each other at a BIRTHDAY PARTY where social convention dictates you get along does not constitute a shipping moment.
>>542342676>>542342804>>542343250Well, Lanny was considered the new Sally until the writing went down the drain. Now she's just Sheep tits.
>KnuxougeKnuckles most popular pairing. In direct competition with Shadouge at all times. Mostly supported by fans of Sonic X and SA2. Easily eclipses all other Knuckles ships in popularity.>KnuxikalLikely popular because they are both echidnas. Particularly popular with Mobius Unleashed. This is another pairing where Shadow is the more popular option, despite having never interacted with Tikal. On Ao3 Shadikal has ten more results than Knuxikal>ShadoniaCanonically in love with each other within their source material. However in terms of fan content this is another example where Shadow is the more popular option. Shadow doesn't even exist in Sonic Underground, so it's difficult to fathom why this is.>KnuxAdeOddly, Shadow doesn't interfere here even though it's arguably the most obvious. This ship has no official content and very little fan content, but was allegedly going to be teased as Knuckles's endgame >Knuckuli SuTons of official content. Knuckles's first and so far only wife in any canon. She wasn't actually a major character in Archie and rarely gets fan content at all. Worse, she has canonically been erased from time.Archie does tale their story from beginning to end. This is the case where the source material *is* the most fleshed out version of the pairing.
>>542343659Its alright anon. You don't have to hate silver just because he came from one of the best entries into our franchise. He really should go, but he's probably someones oc husbando/waifu the same way rosalina is forced into mario excessively
>>542343929I accidentally wrote Shadonia instead of Knuxonia.
>>542343929Knuckles most popular pairing is sonknux, liar. knuxouge is only "popular" because sonadow and shadamyfags like to shill it
>>542343901>What?Rouge literally says she's thinking of something more precious than gems in her mind. Shadow is dead so her next action won't involve him.>HeadcanonThe literal cutscene shows Shadow only saving Rouge because he thought of Maria. Actually play Sa2, you clearly haven't. >I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or esl. Shadow and rouge have a tsundere dynamic, so his reciprocation isn't obvious like amy, but it is there. He saves her life multiple times throughout the series, and even recently in the crossworld animation, TWICE. It would be OOC for shadow to say it verbally. And again, knuckles and rouge literally standing next to each other at a BIRTHDAY PARTY where social convention dictates you get along does not constitute a shipping moment.>le tsundereYou and the sonurge faggot really don't know what that word means. All Shadow and Rouge moments have been Rouge being mostly ignored by Shadow. Wake up. There's way more emotion in Knuckles and Rouge scenes.
We need more cats.
>>542341404Fuck off discord nigger, lmao
I hope sage and cream become friends and do stuff together that would be cute.
>>542344048Sorry. Most popular *straight pairing
>>542343930Ignoring the disgusting 06 propaganda, it’s Nakamura you’re thinking of
>>542343930>he doesn't knowSilver is Nakamura's pet OC and he constantly shills to out him in the games. Guy even wants to remake 06. He's easily the biggest hack at Sonic Team, his track record is abysmal compared to how much input he has on decisions. An American company would have dropped his dumb ass by now.
>>542343861>Holy delusion, you're trying to leech off of clear knuxouge scenes now?She says "everything you say sounds crazy" because knuckles basically says the same thing to her that shadow did when he saved her life. It was intentional, but the subtlety was lost on you.
>the shadowfag is going on yet another tiradeWhat did knuckles do to break an adult man's mind this badly?
>>542344165We have enough cats. We need more dogs
>>542344287>She says "everything you say sounds crazy" because knuckles basically says the same thing to her that shadow did when he saved her life. It was intentional, but the subtlety was lost on you.You are deluding hard. That was a knuckles and Rouge scene which calls back to their earlier interactions. Knuckles even says sorry if he did any harm to rouge. Stop trying to leech off knuxouge.
>>542344041
Shadikal is kind of astroturfed. Most of its fanfics are written by the same people, almost all of its rule 34 is drawn by one guy. Knuxikal is larger.
>>542344121Also >He saves her life multiple times throughout the series, and even recently in the crossworlds animationOh so now you're depending on Western only shit? Hypocrite. Also he does it for Maria based of the crossworlds dialogue. Knuckles has saved Rouge multiple times too. And Shadow doesn't do any of that in the actual game intro.
>>542344121>Rouge literally says she's thinking of something more precious than gems in her mind.While holding and staring at the limiter she just received, along with staring out the ARK windows at space. Gee I wonder what she's thinking about. >There's way more emotion in Knuckles and Rouge scenes.Could it be because they're rivals at odds with one another? Not every "grrr" interaction is subtextually romantic.
>>542343527>Thry're unironically making hello kitty for boys.They also marketed towards PUBG and had him fight Skibidi Toilet.
Do you think tinker added a uhh...
So Shadow was supposed to remove his limiters at the end of SA2 right? Like that's why Rouge has them?
>Lanolin fansPlease form a line
>>542344402Even IF Sa2 has no shadouge like you're apparently aruging, it was all immediately dropped by the next game. So I guess have fun reminiscing about the glory days.
>>542343527>SoJ made new mechanics and gameplay for a new character that differs completely from sonic's one?She rolls in the same exact way was Trip in Sonic Super Stars>and for a western OCShut the fuck up "muh west" they literally recently advertised Tangle and Whisper and a JAPANESE fire fighter campaign picture. Shut the fuck up no one at Sega has your weird hangups about "muh west" especially since Sonic since day 1 has taken western influence.
>>542344165I agree
>>542344583He was an old man working away in his tool shed. He absolutely did
>>542344461thoughts?
>>542341361>>542343917Whispydoo, cuckangle, and Lesbolin never had the makings of memorable OCs
>>542344503Plus most other Knuckles ships are opacated by the fact that Knuxouge is just that popular. It eclipses any other Knuckles and Rouge ship, people dont really wanna see them with anyone else. Even Shadouge shippers will make knuxdouge content at times
Rouge the Bat>Paired with Shadow and Knuckles>Fights by spinning and kicking>Somewhat vein and arrogant >Large breasts >Loves jewelry and riches >Dresses in provocative clothingSonia the Hedgehog >Paired with Shadow and Knuckles>Fights by spinning and kicking>Somewhat vein and arrogant >Large breasts >Loves jewelry and riches >Dresses in provocative clothing
>>542344518>While holding and staring at the limiter she just received, along with staring out the ARK windows at space. Gee I wonder what she's thinking about.Shadow is completely dead at this point in SA2. You are coping. She's not even holding the inhibator ring when she says it. >Could it be because they're rivals at odds with one another? Not every "grrr" interaction is subtextually romantic.Knuckles and Rouge feel actually Tsundere throughout the game. There's zero fight back with Shadow and Rouge in every game. It always feels like Rouge is just a therapist to console Shadow's grief and being ignored.
>>542344234>>542344237Even if we have to put up with him for the next twenty years remember it could always be worse
>>542344750>It eclipses any other Knuckles and Rouge shipLmao, keep coping. Shadouge regularly does triple digit likes on xitter while knuxouge struggles to break double digits even on popular accounts.
Knuxouge is funfag approved, Shadougefags (shoneniggers) lost. We must dethrone Silvaze with another funfag ship. Then the funfecta will be complete.
>>542343254>Who likes lanolin for her personality?Me you stupid faggot.
>>542345008Taiream is funfag coded
>>542344983Knuxouge literally has more fics on ao3 nigga
>>542345008You lost, Silvaze will literally never die
Archie really gave Sam Speed his own Shadow
How would you feel about a multi-continuity crossover fic such as this?https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14206059/1/erutcarF>Does it include-Aside from the Sonic Prime variants, NO ONE is left out. Even Princess Alucion from what little of Sirène's canon is included here.
>>542344983>Lmao, keep coping. Shadouge regularly does triple digit likes on xitter while knuxouge struggles to break double digits even on popular accounts.This is a lie, even xitter groups have knuckles x rouge at way bigger numbers than shadow x rouge
>>542344973We have unironic Penders defenders in here anon. They would genuinely welcome him back
>>542344750This is completely true
>>542345140funfag approved kid ships>Taiream>Tailsrine>Chaream>Kitrine>Kitream>Ninreamshonenigger approved kid ships>Tailsmo
I still remember the year of 2018 for this franchise and how actually dead it was. I'm happy to see that the series is back to releasing stuff yearly again.
>>542345285>>542345193The posts that killed the shadougefag
>>542345193As secondary tag, sure. 90% of those are sonadow. Even then, Ao3 is a niche website.
>>542345193and the gap is huge at that
>>542345376I think it's interesting that even though Sonic has many moms, if you watch any internet parody, like BaleenaProductions, they will just automatically pick Aleena as his mom. Even though Aleena probably has the fewest appearances out of any Sonic mother. She is completely relegated to cameos and flashbacks.
>>542345418Half of those fics dont even have shadow tagged in them lol
>>54234523506? Won.
Sonic having a mom is antithetical to his character and if you enjoy the concept in any capacity you don't like sonic, you like some made up grotesque parody calling itself sonic
Never ask a Silvazefag about the Sol Emeralds.
Rouge is still clearly interested in Knuckles in Prime meanwhile she only interacts with Shadow twice
>>542345376I'd rather it died. I would rather be in here nostalgia fagging about sa1 & 2. Imagine the generations doomed to fall into the abyss of sonic autism
>>542345604So what you're saying is Longclaw is good
>>542345625Why? They are canon, and so is Silvaze
>>542345745Perchance
>>542345368What about Tailzooey
>>542345638Rouge and knuckles have literally zero sexual tension in prime and are barely in-character.
I like that it's established that Longclaw doesn't even know where Sonic came from and this isn't elaborated on or seen as an issue.. Imagine if this was Ian.
>>542345768Because they're the most important part of her character and are completely ignored because of their relationship to Sonic. Same with the Ancient Scepter. Same with Burning Blaze. Silvazefags literally only care about the ship and not Blaze at all.
>>542344973I think I might actually prefer him over shitver and his consequences
What's with blazefags and silvaze? What's their problem?
Predict what the Frontiers 2 teaser trailer will start off with.
>PrimeRebel literally spends all of her time getting into Sonic's bubble and grabbing and groping him and fingering his ass I bet you think I'm making that up. I bet you think this is some exaggerated nasty joke. It isn't. This is literally a fact.
>>542344649Cope IDWboo, not a single cent goes to the lesbians.
>>542345467That's because no matter how much people want to meme about Underground being bad, visual animated mediums have a greater reach than comics
>>542345898Yeah? I don't care about Iblis too. Sega needs to develop THEIR back story, how they meet, how they feel etc. Nobody cares about their generic back stories
>>542345891SONIC I FOUND YOU UNDER THE TREE OF SPEED ON THE MYTHICAL KRIS'MAS ISLAND AND HAVE RAISED YOU SINCE THEN HERE IS A NOTE I FOUND ON YOUR BODY IT IS WRITTEN IN THE ANCIENT TEXTS LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT THAT MEANS FOR 40 MINUTES
>>542346212you're too good at that
>>542346064Sonic running probably. With tail maybe. Ideally it's cream the rabbit and tails is stuck in some computer room doing backup but yeah probably sonic running up a thing
>>542346028Gee I wonder.
>>542345891>"There is of course a clash between 'literary' technique, and the fascination of elaborating in detail an imaginary mythical Age (mythical, not allegorical: my mind does not work allegorically). As a story, I think it is good that there should be a lot of things unexplained (especially if an explanation actually exists); and I have perhaps from this point of view erred in trying to explain too much, and give too much past history. Many readers have, for instance, rather stuck at the Council of Elrond. And even in a mythical Age there must be some enigmas, as there always are. Tom Bombadil is one (intentionally).">Tolkien, Letter 144Ian is a fan first and foremost, who will always pathologically want to prove it. He likes to use his position as a writer to casually brag to everyone that he "knows". It's even a catchphrase of his. A fan will always want to go into detail, even if it's unimportant, because it's a way of signaling their superiority to other fans.
>>542346028Blazefags see Silvaze the way Sonicfags see Sonally except unlike with Sonally Sonic Team is actively promoting Silvaze instead of tearing it apart
>>542346028Blaze started as Sonic's rival and negative dimension counterpart. Nakamura repurposed her character to be his OC's waifu. Now all she does is stand next to Silver while the narrative glazes how special their relationship is which goes against the entire concept of her character. I like that she's a bitch.
Good news. Sega announced that they'll do sonic adventure 3, but you have to include silver, and a new oc that isn't a hedgehog like tikal for example. What plot do you pull out of your ass?
>>542346310>anon going 5 minutes without telling everyone he's a pedo challenge
>>542346179Is Silver a footfag? Damn I lost all the respect for the guy
>>542346245It's really easy. Explain shit that doesn't need to be, throw in the world's most obvious entry level foreshadowing and add a dash of Ian's patented iconic writing style "The callback" and boom. Sonic boom that is.
>>542346336>filenameHe said Blazefag
>>542346406This is a very strong point. You can tell Ian apart from most other Sonic writers because Ian LOVES to go into detail about things that most Sonic games just gloss over.
>>542346424>Sonic chilling>Eggman shows up saying WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T SONIC>Silver comes back in time to cap him in the head>Maria the human looks directly into the camera and says sayonara>The end
>>542345891>Explaining things...is leh bad!You can only read this in this stupid general
>>542346612We don't need to know why Sonic is fast you american
>>542346336kek so true
>>542346081Boo!
>>542346179Take notes, IDW, this is how you write Silvazeu
>>542346526It's almost too genius.They should have a sonic backstory in every game and every time it's brought up it changes.>I was abandoned as a baby and raised by mongoose. That's why I'm so fast >I was born on Christmas Island to loving parents but Dr Eggman took them away>I was actually born from the tree of speed, along with my six other speed siblings>I came from space >Dr. Eggman actually created me, he used to go by Kintober back then though.He should just keep making shit up to fuck with people.
>and now shadow gets lynched by the horde of zombot!>Ah yes, thank you for the question Mr. "UwUtranxally" (and for the money #knowingsmile)>And to answer your questiion... Yes, shadow is indeed canonically raped by the zombies!
>>542346829Ian would write thisMy HERO Penders? Would never.
I don't know if anyone else noticed that Ian removed EVERY joke from Sonic Generations. So instead of a comedy story with no meat to it it now has nothing to it at all whatsoever. Just references. I know nobody LIKED the humor in Generations but that's literally all it had.
>>542346947Its a game and it has a game that you play and have fun with
>>542346826>I'm the reincarnation of a child's pet hamster. I died when he got frustrated playing double dragon and he threw me at the wall as hard as he could. I never forgot that feeling of speed ...
>>542346826>Yeah I'm one of three triplets foretold in an ancient prophecy
>>542346424sonic adventure 3 but the gameplay is actually Sonic Heroes 2 but the final boss is Sonic 06-2 where everyone is super and then a super hidden ending where everyone jerks off Sonic until he turns Hyper and then it's the Unleashed boss but there's a lot of them coming out of the fake moon and then Sonic goes there and uses a new move where he becomes the wind and slices the fake moon into pieces and then he falls back to earth in a vague way that implies he died but his friends are all going on adventures without Sonic and miss him as he hasn't been seen since but they're certain he'll be back one day and then a strong breeze happens whenever they talk about Sonic because it's mysterious and thematic and then it pans to the sky with flower petals blowing by
>>542346718>made a canon award
>>542346423Well I don't. And I ship Silvaze. And, get this, I think Blaze is better with Silver than she is alone. Have I triggered you yet?
>>542346718>Tangle and Whisper are just copsI don't think bitchsky will like this.
>>542345730Who the fuck cares about shippingYou all better be women
Silvazefags constantly whine about "development" because deep down they know its contrived dogshit and are convinced there's some missing context that will make Silvaze make sense or introduce some working dynamic.>>542346179>Silvazefag is developmentfagOf course. You know this franchise is Hello Kitty for boys, right?>how they metIt literally doesn't matter. You saw their relationship "develop" in 06.>>542347220You're a slop enjoyer.
>>542347298>cops>are clearly teaching them about fire safetyare you retarded?
>>542347169I'd take any bad story if we got another campy game like sonic heroes with that same gameplay format but improved.
>>542346718>>542347298Idwfans hate cops?
>>542346612Explaining things isn't bad. But storytelling isn't simply explaining things. It's about narrating events in a way that's enjoyable for an audience. Often times that means leaving certain details up to their imagination. "Many manner of terrible beast lurk in caves scattered about the mountain" is much more interesting than "Several caves surrounding the mountain are known to be home to mountain lions and bears" primarily because details, like the number of caves or the type of animal, are left vague.
>>542347342They look like cops to me.
>>542347331>Silvazefags constantly whine about "development"It was always implied in 06 there was a lot Sega had to explain in future games, but they just stopped. However SilVaze never stopped being hinted at in almost 20 years, so there is still room for development. You lost
Aleena meeting Shadow and falling in love with him 50 years ago
>>542347350They are all far leftists so yeah
>>542345730She looks like she fucks humen men.
>>542347349the story would be Heroes 2 since it's easier to just have everyone work together than create boring drame like sonic 06 like seriously it's so boring i don't care if silver needs to kill someone but not really and then spend the game angsting over it should be fun and have some conflict here and there but also be silly like Heroes
Thinking on it now it is kind of weird that vanilla like... exists. Like in the sonic universe, this is an adult. This is what an adult version of those things looks like. And vector wants to fuck her... So he must be an adult too right? Is espio an adult? Hes sonic height so maybe he's a teen like Sonic, but then how do we actually determine who's an adult? Is big? He must be right? Who are adults in this series?
why is sonic blitz just allowed to make modern models of classic characters
Silver will never be involved in Blaze's arc.Silvaze will always be seen as a mistake by a plurality of the fandom.You will always have a black mark on your ship you can't wash away.>>542347537>it [headcanon]Nah 06 and Silvaze is just dogshit.
>>542340840>>542341036>>542341295Imagine the stink
>>542347350Like all leftoids, until a nigger busts inside their homes.
>>542347636Vector was already 20 in Sonic X and Espio is 17.
>>542347602
>>542347630Silver literally does nothing of consequence the whole game and yet faggots will keep glazing himWhy? Just why Silverfags?
>>542347520>thinks the US firefighter uniform is the same as in Japan Again. Retard. >>542347761>>542347586>Sonic is a franchise about>Being pro environmentalism>Anti-Authority>Anti-EstablishmentLeftists make more sense as sonic fans than chuds.
>>542347636Posts like this are why people make fun of Ian
>>542347630Honestly I've already accepted that sonic will never have real stakes or characters after black knight. Arguably unleashed. >>542347846Whenever silver isn't around everyone should be asking where is silver
>>542347909>>Being pro environmentalismYes.>>Anti-Authority>>Anti-EstablishmentNot at all. Sonic is good friends with monarchs and government officials, and I don't get where this idea of Sonic being some kind of anarchist comes from.
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>>542348114>Sonic is good friends with monarchs and government officialsKing Dodon Pa is the best example of this since he's basically a Saudi Oil Tycoon and Elon Musk rolled up into one.
>>542347909>he's also a jobless faggot who never washes and lives thanks to a rich kidTrue anarchist dream.>the villain is basically a kikenevermind...
Developmentniggers of all kinds truly are the worst. Imagine getting invested in the progression of a fucking mascot franchise of all things. These characters are designed to be static. The only time anything changes is when the vision or mandates change. You will never see a character have permanent development on screen outside of a debut game. You really thought they were going to let Ian "develop" these characters? You think any of this is going to stick? Fuck no. That's not how this works. How many times has Tails stood up to himself? And he's still not brave enough to be like Sonic? Come on. There are so many actual franchises with real arcs, lore, etc. Just pick something else to hyperfixate on and stop wasting torturing yourself.
>>542346336Wow, I am just baffled as to why people would prefer how Blaze is depicted in her actual game debut and it's sequel compared to 06 which is one of the absolute worst games in the franchise.
>>542348343Considering how much far leftists hate Israel, to the point of promoting the "ZOG" conspiracy theory and advocating for total jew death, I don't think that's a deal breaker.
>>542348345But sonic is my entire identity now. How can I redeem myself for sticking to the sinking ship that lost not only the console wars, but the gameplay department compared to nintendo too.
>>542345745Longclaw is great since she can be a cool mentor figure, a motherly presence but she doesn't bag Sonic down at all
>>542347331>You're a peak enjoyer.ftfy
>>542348473libertarianism is a spectrum
>>542348540Canned ass hohohoh
>>542348374>being this disingenuousIt's one of the worst games in the franchise and has some of the best depictions of the characters as well. But sure keep searching for ways to strengthen your non-existent argument, never change, Blazkeks.
>>542348540>muh tanabata analog is so deep>it's so hecking wholesomenope it's slop
>>542347685>Silver will never be involved in Blaze's arc.>Silvaze will always be seen as a mistake by a plurality of the fandom.>You will always have a black mark on your ship you can't wash away.Sonaze will always be vaulted while Silvaze gains more and more popularity btw. And you'll cope in the corner.
>>542347909Why do Japanese firefighters look like cops?
>>542348540This is great silvaze art actually.
>shows up for no reason>has the Sol Emeralds the entire time>goes to another dimension for no reason>contradicts the lore of Sol Emeralds collapsing the Sol Dimension>they remember when they threw rocks at Iblis togetherso fucking deep...
>>542348752>>muh tanabata analog is so deep>Le Nothing>In reality Blaze DIES for Silvercope
the sol dimension theory makes no sense in sonic 06. why is she a princess then? how did that happen if she's from the future of earth? Why did going to the sol dimension give her a family tree and a royal lineage?
I don't like how Ian established that Sonic effectively doesn't kill Eggman because he believes he can change, and that proving himself right is more important than preventing countless more deaths. He basically believes that if you're actively trying to murder others you deserve endless opportunities to redeem yourself, but if you're just a hapless innocent trying to go about your daily life, well tough shit. It's asinine. It would have been better if he just saved "Mr. Tinker" without saying anything. Hell, even Fleetway/Archie's "stopping Eggman is fun" is better than IDW's explanation. IDWnic just has a warped sense of moral superiority that sounds less like the character and more like Ian's attempt at capeshit.
>>542348517Well yeah she's dead. It'd be neat if they retroactively canonized her though.
Sonic being anarcho-monarchist makes him part of one of the most fringe libtard ideologies ever aborted. But that is oddly fitting, my hero sonic has to be special!
>>542348683>A Sonic game where Sonic is ultimately the most irrelevant of the 3 main character to the events and is stuck with a Princess for no reason>Dr Eggman is a filler villain at best to Mephiles incomprehensible and flaws evil plan>Blaze is just a tacked on sidekick to Silver with none of her actual backstory or past interactions with the cast brought up >Tails and Knuckles are pretty much irrelevant to the narrative Yeah yeah great character depictions....I'll say Shadow does come off well in the game and Omega weird voice aside being ride or die with him as an ally was neat
>>542349079The fact that we KNOW the diamond Cutters died during the Sonic Forces timeskip is enough evidence to say Sonic is responsible for Whisper's trauma
>>542349156Honestly I wouldn't mind her staying alive in the games if they ported her over to the canon as unlikely, especially since you could have some fun with her interacting with the cast like the Babylon Rogues or Tails being Sonic's best friend. I always have a soft spot for the idea of her being the big hero of the setting before Sonic was born and even if she died in the movies I still think she was a great addition plus honestly the only mum Sonic has that wasn't rubbish or pointless.
>>542349079Sonic Team established that, not Ian.
>>542348979
>>542349462That's even worse
>>542349508Eggman Nega is honestly a pretty shit villain for either of them, he's just a less interesting recolour and not even a thematically or visually opposing villain in an interesting fashion.
>>542349045Blaze "dies for Silver" because its contrived dogshit with no development. You got one-shot by tropes. It's slop.>>542348827Silvaze is the reason Silver flopped, and it will be the reason his potential man narrative is quashed. He's completely cooked once Silvaze gets any attention.
>>542349079Consequence of making a child's cartoon villains a murderer and having those murders have consequences. Now the plot has to awkwardly make excuses to keep Eggman alive when literally everyone should be stopping at nothing to put a bullet in his eye
Sad day today
Eggman is weird because the entire Sonic franchise works on endless time like a Supehero comic, but does everything earnestly like a shonen manga. So Eggman is a villain who will gladly kill people but isn't allowed to because that would make him too dark to be allied with.Then the IDW comic goes on to confirm that yes, he has killed off named characters and yes, that has caused actual realistic ptsd symptoms in one of Sonic's friends.
>>542349424If she was would you want her as she is in speed battle, a big ass borderline mythical owl, or mobianized?
>>542349079It's weird cause there are clearly times where Sonic has been fine with leaving Dr Eggman to die or not cared if he would've killed him. Like I never thought the hero killing obnoxious debate would pop up in Sonic since it never was or needed to be an issue. Like I don't think Sonic would be a killer actively but I also don't think he'd moralise or preach about it and has had no issue ending Erazor Djinn, King Arthur even if he was an illusion and other cases.
>>542349583It's a natural consequence of Sonic's overall brand image being turned into kiddy shit really.
it hurts so fucking much
>>542349594Yes but he was made by Japanese and got to be in the Mario and Sonic games, bumping up his profile significantly.
>>542348114Sonic is friends with blaze for being blaze not for being a monarch. If Blaze wanted Sonic to enforce her laws and Sonic disagreed he'd tell her to fuck off.Same for government officials. He literally broke out of prison cus he felt like it.
>>542349952What does?
>>542349830Hmmm tough call since her just being a giant Ga'Hoole would be delightfully jarring but personally I'd prefer her being a fellow anthro since would be fun to see how they handle her design and also it'd make her feel more viable as a member of the cast...though I'm biased since have my own mobian Longclaw design I've commed.
>>542349807Amy rose confirms in like issue two that the war with eggman in forces got people killed.
>>542349830I like to see her as Sonic's Black Doom. As in while she is a parent to him, she is not of the same species at all. Her not being a blobian is fine. Her being one of the "kaiju" characters actually makes more sense considering her alleged power level in the movies.
>>542350062He broke out of prison because he was falsely accused of a crime and wanted to track the actual culprit you dense fucker
>>542350094Mobianize her but keep her a giant. Like as big as eggman just to fuck with people
>>542349775>he fell for fake /pol/ baitIt's not a real tweet
>>542349964Yeah but he's just Eggman with a worse design, as divisive as the Deadly Six are at least they have their own designs and identity. Plus honestly him just being dead is no loss at all, let the Ifrit enjoy him as a snack.
So, you've lived long enough to see Michiyoshi's artstyle get consumed by his fat fetish.
Sonic sparing Eggman is retarded because he has gone for the kill a few times.>attacked Eggman while he fled from Final Zone, causing him to crash the Eggmobile>threw a hypersonic stone at Eggman's tiny little scooter and blew him up in CD>sabotaged Eggman's jetpack in Lost World, causing him to plummet to his possible doomThe only reason Eggman is still alive is because he and his toys can actually survive all that shit, that and because he's the series antagonist so he isn't allowed to die, only fall over and say he'll be back.
>>542350241And, much like Sticks, he no longer has a Sonic channel profile so its a moot point. The Deadly Six each have Sonic channel profiles.
>>542348540This whole thing is touching and all, but it entirely hinges on the idea that "Silver and Blaze are super good friends that have always known eachother!" While not doing anything toake that feel accurate, and actively trashing everything about Blaze's characterization and history to make it work.It tries to be deep and beautiful, but it's literally just a thin coat of paint over nothing done by people who are obsessed with the "idea" of the pairing without giving a damn about the actual substance.The kind of people that eat this stuff up are the kind to just consume anything that scratches that star-crossed lovers bit. They don't actually care about Silver or Blaze as characters, they're just here for another installment of their favorite dynamic.
Silence you fools. His name is Doctor Ivo Robotnik. The greatest scientific genius in the world
>>542349605You calling a story contrived is still something
>>542350415Whatever you day EGG MAN!
>>542349952C'mere~
>>542350203Honestly we need more large sized female characters in the games so honestly not a bad idea of Sonic's bird mum being about Storm's size. Could even make it cool if back in Longclaw's day she was a fast flyer while being able to be a bruiser.
>>542350192You didn't play the game and you don't know Sonic. Even if Sonic was guilty he still would have broken out.
>>542349583That's because it's bait.
This is what some people unironically want
>>542350564What the fuck are you actually arguing
>>542350509ENOUGH. I'VE GOT BIG PLANS. AND NOW I'M GONNA PUT THEM TO WORK. BETTER NOT INTERFERE OR ELSE
>>542350062No, he broke out of prison because he was rescued and was imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit as a part of a coverup operation.Sonic sides with GUN in ShTH more than any other character does and he used to be a police officer.
>>542350397I am still mad about that stupid Sonic Channel update.
>>542350397Suppose that's fair, he's unlikely to even come back in any fashion of note unlike Black Doom or Mephiles who got Shadow Generations
>>542349079Game Eggman is really good at cheating death
>>542350062>Sonic is friends with blaze for being blazeDidn't say he wasn't, but if Sonic was as much of an anti-government anarchist as people imply he wouldn't even be friends with Blaze on principle, yet he is.Also, if Blaze politely asked Sonic to help her stop an evil criminal that's breaking her laws and hurting her citizens, he'd help because he's simply a good person.
>>542350370I mean the real problem is them trying to explain it. Do I really need to know why sonic would attempt to kill or spare Eggman on any particular day? Not really. But them trying to rationalize his actions just makes events like S3&K's fight retroactively bizarre. Eggman just inexplicably surviving is explanation enough. But sonic sparing him intentionally? That's absurd. The only way you're explaining that is either by making sonic a psychopath or an idiot. Apparently now it's the latter.
>>542350350It was inevitable
>>542350760I always found the weird attempt to make GUN heroic in presentation odd since they were pretty thoroughly scummy in SA2 and even in Shadow the Hedgehog which introduced the idea.
>>542342381>Rouge and Shadow>more depth than being a goonbait character when talking to shadow>Knuckles and Rouge>the same tsundere dynamic that never moves on>would rather fuck the master emerald than Knuxrip
>>542350912>Sonic explodes Eggman to death>Sonic leaves>Eggman miraculously survives and comes back>"Sonic must have been trying to redeem Eggman all along!"This guy is paid to write and I have no idea why.
Eye dee dubs needs more people working on side content waiting a while month for new Sonikino is torture.
>cancelled character>left in the void for years>no family, no friends, only abusive relationships>depressedFiona would end up Fationa.
>>542350668For you to rim me.
>>542351093It makes sense to me, after SA2 happened the cat got out of the bag and the world at large learnt what had happened on the Ark, prompting a change in management and Towers managed to make it a force for good.Even ignoring all that, GUN are still the only military forces fighting the Black Arms away from populated areas, it doesn't matter how Sonic personally feels about them when they're actively helping him save the world from the aliens, unlike Eggman who refuses to help no matter how dire the situation gets.
>Billions must partecipate in a full frontal attack
>>542351093GUN becoming more heroic over time is a literal plot point considering the existence of the Commander and the events of Shadow the Hedgehog. It's an attempt of a guy trying to do the right thing, realizing that he's missed the true problem, and then fixing the issue at its source.The only weird part is that its overly optimistic, but this is Sonic so it's to be expected.
>>542351774Knuckle... Why is the vanguard exclusively made up of dingoes?! KNUCKLES NO!
>>542351093In SA2 sure, but Shadow's game gave them a face and portrayed the change in heart of their commander
Knuxougefags don't realize that the tsundere trope is only fun if there's a payoff otherwise it's just generic
Oh yeah, I forgot that Gerald's execution was literally broadcasted across the entire fucking planet, meaning billions of people saw Eggman's grandpa get riddled with bullets.
>>542351542>>542351791Suppose from the perspective of either the original people who organised the ARK massacre are long gone since it was 50 years ago and that there was repercussions for scapegoating Sonic or covering up the old crimes plus involvement in Project Shadow with the organisation having a major rehaul just before the events of Shadow the Hedgehog would make some sense. Honestly I find it interesting how the Sonic 3 movie keeps the pretty negative portrayal of them as shady and morally compromised with the exception of Commander Walters.
Do you think the Commander would have shot Shadow if he turned himself in at the end of the "suicidal" path?
>>542350860Tailamy Kino! Yay! I love it!
>>542352012You're wasting your breath. If they haven't given up by now they never will. Trying to explain this to them is like trying to reason with a sonallyfag. They're convinced that a payoff is on the horizon and knuckles and rouge still have a strong connection.
>size difference
>>542352909couldn't have said it better
>>542350241Eggman Nega has a cooler design than Eggman, actually.
>>542350408I think its normal in a mascot franchise for character relationships to represent an "idea", and I think it's fine for characters to have always known each other, but the baseline of their relationship was established in Colors DS as them reuniting after 06 which is inherently contradictory to how close they are. We saw everything that happened in 06, it wasn't much. Yet you have moments like this panel "I'll always be there to help" like shit man what's the baseline here?
>>542341169Can someone with artistic skill (or a power enough PC to AI Generate it) remake the S3&K Mural depicting SA2's Final Hazard Level with Both Super Sonic & Shadow facing the Biolizard?
>>542345730I commissioned art of this character from the creator.
>>542352012>>542352909>>542352956Character relationships in mascot franchises are static and have a stable baseline after their initial conception. This is why Tangle and Whisper aren't allowed to be in lesbians.
>>542353025Genuinely curious why you think it's cooler? Is it the white moustache, the yellow and black or something else?
>>542352930Human women love Big. Hell, even Eggman doesn't seem to mind him.
Real!
>>542353616Shadow and Amy are both real characters, yeah.
>>542343716Hes in there. Look up Sage the sloth tag and youll find him.
>>542352403Shadow's guilt would have likely led to a similar revelation, and then the Commander realizing he fucked up, so I'm going to say no.
>>542353670woah!
I hate it when I go to fart and instead I just shit all over myself. Made the Uber ride home really awkward today.
>>542353832I feel you silverbro
All's well that rings a bell!
A Sonic scenario for this song?>>https://youtu.be/QTdzjXkhlN4?si=1CIZ-qc9zZlAxX19
>>542354012Beru za Baddonikku
>>542354247Belle sucks
>>542354247Belle is the worst character from IDW.
>>542354285human cock
>>542354285I like her. I'd like her more if she became the dedicated eroguro victim of the series
>>542354247Belle is garbage
>>542354381Gross
>>542354285>>542354367>>542354408Aww how could you guys hate this precious wooden realdoll™?
>>542354629Annoying crybaby
>>542354629Because the sculptor is such a faggot he never carved a pussy on it.
>>542354629It is an author self insert.
>>542354629Her design is hideous
>>542354736>>542354780>>542354793>>542354812All these things just make it a more satisfying abuse victim no?
I finished antichamber.It's sonic related because uhhh
>>542354629Her design would be so much better if she didn't have that stupid clown nose.
>>542354298Her futa cock is massive
>>542355190Isn't that kind of the point of her design though? She's supposed to look silly, she's very intentionally clumsy, her bright pink shoes and shoulder puffs clash with her outfit shes supposed to look like that because she's a clown, presumably made to entertain children. And to suffer physical violence like all clowns do.
>Rouge looks too sexy and needs a flat chest>Sally looks like a whore she should cover up>Belle looks too silly with her clown nose
>>542355507No, the actual point of her design is that it's supposed to be impossible to tell which animal she is, so they gave her a clown nose to cement that.
>>542354894Knuckles in drag
>>542355614>Which animal.... It's a robot?
>>542355924A robotic WHAT you moron?
>>542355983Robotic clown. What's omega a robot of?
>>542355614she looks like a reindeer
sawnik the hedgehawg
>>542356151The long whip tail makes her feel more rodenty. Maybe it's a shrew, they have round pink noses. A wooden clown shrew ',:3
So many of these short cuts feel useless unless you have a laser or drill wisp.https://youtu.be/rbDG5GTMZPI?si=QYQBynrfqcJXOyn9
Why do some people hate humans in Sonic?
HORO HORO HORO HORO HORO!
For some reason Cream has a rocky history with VAs. Her Heroes VA ended up being an early adopter of making chatbots for businesses .https://youtu.be/FJBOwfiKSY4Her X VA is a contributor for Sesame Workshophttps://youtu.be/5AFxujuf4_g?si=IPhBcUJSqoBrewuNAnd runs a business designed to help parents with children's school work.
>>542357269Sorry by VAs I mean her VAs ended up basically only having her as their big role and then dropping out of the industry entirely.
>>542357364SORRY I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP I MEANT BY ROCKY HISTORY SORRY
>>542357261El Taco de Gato
>>542357269Cream's VAs are all businesswomen?
>>542357449Her first two yeah started businesses.
>>542357269Okay Anons I want to hear your theories.
>>542357553Business women have... They...n they like talking like little girls
>>542357140Humans in Sonic are tied to some of the biggest tonal shifts and cringiest stories in the franchise. They confront a large subset of fans with a part of Sonic franchise (that it is an aspirational series for children) that, prior to the Modern shift, was very understated in his early years in the west.
>>542357632I find it rather interesting her X VA went hard into education for little little kids. I mean even her Heroes VA talked a lot about building an interactive Barbie chatbot.
If cream becomes a businesswoman, what does she sells?
>>542357746Umm she sells education materials. Her X VA basically became what many headcanon Vanilla to be.
Hating humans in Sonic is anti wind
I’d cream the rabbit
There are many Sonic mobile games. Is there a single one that doesn't suck?
>>542357269People seem to think that voice acting is a career for everyone when more than likely Rebecca Honig always wanted to go into education and voice acting was simply a gig that was needed to sustain her as she built up the knowledge and skills to start getting education jobs.What is a big deal for us was likely just a college job for her she thinks nothing about. It is telling that she never interacts with Sonic fans at all. It is also amusing that she casually works on a far more prestigious IP than Sonic as her side job.
>>542357746Probably something involving Chao considering she can speak with them and they love her. And robots love her, for some weird reason. So I guess omochao double loves her.
>>542348540Silvaze...kino
You find a beautiful mobian girl.
>kids who have high IQTailsSageMarine>kids who act like kidsCreamCharmyDiscuss.
You get to kill one branch of Sega. Which one?>SoA>SoJ
>>542357269That's really neat.
>>542358294sthg
>>542358294SoA. Their power grabs are unforgivable.
>>542358289Add Cream to the high IQ part due to the recent developments.
>being a sonic fan and waiting for the IP to develop
Sonurge has a lot of domination and sexual assault themed content but it never really delves into the meat of things. Why not? Why does it always stop with the sex. Sonurge artists and writers should Surge feeling violated after. Unsafe in her own skin. She should sit there in shock and disgust that such an intimate action was forced on her, that her body was used to pleasure Sonic. She should cry herself to sleep. She should replay the memory in her head wishing she had done something to stop him.She should spend minutes staring into Kit's eyes because it reminds her of what it felt like to be safe. Imagine if she tried telling anyone. Sonic's friends, the police. They wouldn't believe her, in fact they'd think she's just trying to make Sonic look bad. Sonic, a rapist? The only proof she could have is if he impregnated her. Imagine if she came. Imagine the shame if the rape forced pleasure out of her body. This is the real potential of Sonurge.
>>542358750I'M DEVEEEEEEEELOPING
>>542358828nobody cares
>>542358518I think even Charmy can manipulate Vector, anon.
>>542358910>>542357269
>>542358683She would never do this to Metal Sonic
>>542350408This is actual nonsense. What's crazy is every fan of every character thinks that Sonic team has or currently is mischaracterizing their favorite, but Blaze really doesn't change as a character at all with Silver. Silver and Blaze aren't even really treated like super good friends, just 2 people who work together well, but he has his future and she has her dimension. You're right that Sonic Team hasn't really done anything with them but trying to claim you know the "type of people" that like the ship and that they "don't care about" the characters or any of this other crap is just that: crap. There is no legitimate basis for it whatsoever and more importantly that part isn't even a critique of Silvaze, just the fans. So yeah, this is nothing but bullshit.
>>542358289Marine also acts like a kid. As does sage. Being intelligent isn't the same as not being naive which just about every kid on this list is. Tails and Sage are the smartest, but tails is very emotionally mature as well due to experience. Cream isn't very intelligent beyond her current academics, which is probably only slightly ahead of average, but she's extraordinarily emotionally mature. Marine is intelligent but extremely childish, and charmy is an actual retard. Like he's dumber that he probably should be, and that makes him based.
>>542358973>voice actor autismWho gives a shit? >"uhmmm zeena and maria share the same VA and this means Maria was reborn as a zeti" - you>"also eggman and rouge are zionist jews" - also youThat's what you sound like, you dumb freak.
>>542353235I've read this 3 times and still have no clue what the fuck you're talking about.
>>542359171Dude calm down
Blaze has no ass and no tits
>nobody is moderating the whiteboardi will do things
>>542359223He's asking someone to use AI to make a version of the mural you see in S3&K (the one with super sonic), but instead of depicting Doomsday Zone it depicts Final Hazard.
>>542359223Draw Super Sonic and Super Shadow fighting the Biolizard in the style of the S3&K mural.Mural Therory is non-canon because te S3&K mural is only in the Classic dimension.
>>542359398Blaze having a big ass was always a dumb headcanon
>>542359121>and that makes him based.Number #1 skibidi rizzler
>>542358828Rapefags are disgusting.Surge is for Kit.Kit is for Surge.
>>542359536There are NO coherent thoughts behind those eyes, just madness and brainrot
>>542359536>you lived to see Charmy being loved for being an annoying kid Nobody can tell me the Fandom hasn't had its demographics shift from the 2000s
>>542359502>>542359398None of the animal characters have much in the way of ass, which is why Sonic prefers humans.
The mural theory isn't canon because Gerald couldn't possibly survive the trek it would take to reach the mural
>>542359464>Classic dimensionNot a day goes by where I don't curse sega for coming up with such a retarded idea
>>542359464The Classic timeline is the past of the Modern timeline you dipshit. But time travel created a new timeline, the same as the original but new events like Mania and Superstars. But that's irrelevant because 3&K happens in all timelines.
>>542357140I'm going to be frank, in any franchise with cool aliens, monsters, animal people or any non human race as the prominent focus then any generic humans will be easy to generate ire as it steals focus from what people are actually there for.
>>542359502Literally every single character know to man that is said to have no boobs is headcanonned by the fanbase to have a big ass. Sakura Haruno, Rukia Kuchiki, you name it.
>>542359647You can thank Crossworlds for that. Charmy ain't have all that much outside heros and in Crossworlds they make him such a little fucker that you can't help but love him
I thibk i want to be a charmyfag now.
new team member for each team and a new team:>Team SonicChip>Team RoseYacker>Team DarkMaria Robotnik>Team ChaotixTrip (needs their help to track down Fang)>Team EggmanGerald Robotnik>Team DimensionsAriem>Team Deadly SixZeena>Team Babylon RoguesFang (promises them tons of treasures)>new team: Team RivalsChaos, Infinite, Mephiles
>>542360809Fang should just go Team Eggman, they're on the same side.
>>542359860>The Classic timeline is the past of the Modern timelineOkay. Goo->But time travel created a new timelineWhat>the same as the original but new events like Mania and SuperstarsAre you ser->But that's irrelevant because 3&K happens in all timelinesCan we just rewind everything back to SA2 and pretend like the past 24 years never happened? Just rewind and start from there. All this shit, from separate timelines and dimensions to stuff like 06 "not happening but still being totally canon" is so fucking stupid. The classic/modern split was just done for marketing purposes. There wasn't even any need for an in-universe explanation until the geniuses behind this franchise decided there needed to be.
>>542360809I wish silver would go back in time and to iizuka from making heroes
BOOBIANS
>>542359783Been that way publicly since at least 2004, ST always saw Classic as different.
it's like he's racing in a bathtubed edd n eddy type shit
What is his sexuality?
>that last threadSince when do we hate OCs?OCs are kino and ludoEspecially the sexo ones
>>542360809The team system is the worst thing that ever happened to this franchise. It should be abolished and never talked about again.
>>542362301It's one guy same fagging on cooldown
>>542361329No, they saw Knuckles Chaotix differently. What they're saying is that the game basically isn't canon, and those characters (as we knew them) never existed. Hence, they were reintroduced in heroes. It's adjacent to what we have now, sure, but it's a different situation. He's not talking about classic as a whole, but concerned mainly with specific characters that they wanted to use. It's actually kind of similar to the blaze situation.
>>542361690He probably only fucks stars since his name is solaris.
>>542362926go on...
I love when they make sonic really pretty
>>542362585What they did to blaze was probably the worst thing they've ever done to a character.
Sexualities tier list
>>542362301That's just Duofag having a meltdown
>>542363274I wonder how many specialists this person sees.
>>542363274>Tails>StraightBi, male lean. Also Cream is asexual this list fucking sucks?
>>542360809I support anything that keeps Ariem & Trip relevant and non-vaulted.
>>542363797>Cream is asexualNo? It has her in straight.
>>542360809I support anything that keeps Ariem & Trip irrelevant and vaulted
*spooks you*
>>542347636The characters have had ages.Vector is 20, Espio is 16, Big is 18.
>>542364057AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542363907Dodonpa being on the right aged poorly.
>>542364057Nice try, skeletons aren't real.
>>542364702Literally a crackship
hog
>>542364228>Knuckles getting electrocuted by Eggman sprite
>>542363567>>542362525Good. Gotta request more Sage the sloth next time. Maybe some bump sage yuri. Not enough of that.
>>542364721c....crack?NO it's very real
>ocfaggotry hours
lemme out
>>542364548They all got it wrong as far as I can see. They're supposed to be chilli bean dogs with shredded cheese and onions. I like the jalapenos on prime though, not bad.
>>542363274'course the core cast sans Tails are all not on straight.
fuck demonic beings
>>542365247They all got so fluid over the years that i see it that way
the ultimate boyship
The characters are all straight and all single.
>>542365183BEHOLD! SONICS IDEAL CHILLI DOG (the diced onions are kinda small but w/e) actually I think beans are optional. Make sure the chilli is spicy
>>542365557SEX NOW
>>542365557>all single.
GUH!
>>542365493Most popular knuckles ship
>>542366272naaah
>>542364548Needs to include Black Knight, Unleashed, Generations, & Superstars dogs for good measure. As far as animated saucy sausages go, the SatAM/AoStH Chili ones are the kind you just know taste the best despite looking like they were dredged from a toxic waste superfund site. They capture that finger-licking sloppy joe aesthetic best. The Boom/Prime piggies look too gentrified/high-concept for their own good, you know they probably taste fine but each one would probably cost like $18-20 on a menu. And as for Underground's versions, they looks like a health code violation in progress.
>>542366364I mean it is
>>542366438it isn't
>>542366421You're right, stop the gentrification of junk food.
>>542366057He looks in pain
>>542366421You just know sonic likes his dogs boiled like a fucking philistine. Watery ass boiled franks in an untoasted bun with diced white onions and sauce from a can. Sonic can be so trailer trash sometimes
>>542366364it literally is. knucles-su shippers faded away with Archie and knucklesxshade has never existed at any point despite the intentions
>>542366470The runner-up isn't even as popular as data would suggest because it mostly appears as a background pairing.
>>542366796Naaaaaaah
>>542366756Make Sonic proud:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhAKnX3emQ
>father found the sonic meme folder
>>542366979what memes do you have anonthe situation would be critical if he found a porn folder, but a meme one?
>>542366717some pain is required
>>542363274>The Homosexual has projected his fetishes unto the funny cartoon animal
>be good at drawing>draw pornUniversal constant?
>>542367645mmmmm sally's cream pie...
>>542365493Basedso fucking zased
>>542367645Early archie is probably the most normal sonic comic.
>>542367075It's embarrassing. Family doesn't even know I like Sonic
>>542367665How?
>>542366979How did you explain all the gay shit? Asking for a friend
>of course the homosexuality comes with character abuse and violence
>>542368020Rotor, Gold and Clove?
>>542365493>>542367870sonknuxfags make knux look like a fagshadknux is better, they are more equal in that relationship
>>542367713Humans are inherently sexual
>>542368152It's okay when you're bottoming for the Protagonist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOEyaUFeYJE
>>542368197They're also inherently vulnerable to fictional characters.
Ahhhh so here's where we start the emotional crying lesbians arc... Thanks Evans...
>>542368632I never noticed the Loop Roadsign before.
Been rereading through some of archie trying to get into it and god it's a fucking slog. This has nothing to do with Sonic. I can almost understand JPpurists' mindset now.Still doesn't change the fact that comparing early archie/SatAM to this is insanely bad faith.This is total furryslop. Fuck Archie. Thank god it's dead. Too bad what replaced it is even worse (crying lesbians!)
>>542368632>anon in 2 days swallowed up 40+ issues of ian/evan slop.Pretty impressive.
>>542369662>world building bad
[spoilers]x.com/quaverdraws/status/1977348011203162186 [/spoilers]OH SHIT
>>542369662My only defence: Furry slop in the 90s >>>>>>>> Anything furry now
>>542369909looking at the damage caused here. sonic should not be able to stand
>>542369909I wish beatings upon any nigger who put links in spoilers.
>>542369662He is cool
>>542369762>random political drama slop>no themes>just 'le king takes throne' stolen from lion king bit>all so his sister doesn't have to marry motherfucking anton of all people (why?) because of her senile dad>the society is so misogynistic that the queen must be married to ascend to the throneThis is trash. Could've been mentioned as a tidbit off panel. No reason for this to be a major plot point.This has nothing to do with adventure. It has nothing to do with fun. It has nothing to do with environmentalism. Fuck furryslop.>>542369943Furryslop is still terrible even if modern furryslop is worse.>>542370169What does he do that's cool? Name an issue.
>>542370209>Tradition is misogyny Fuck off back to /pol/
>>542370209>Furryslop is still terrible even if modern furryslop is worseLeave my looney tunes and tom & jerry out of this...
>>542370414That's... not tradition. No western country requires a queen to be married to be coronated to a king-consort as far as I'm aware.
>>542368632I feel like the fans of the IDW comics are only into them because they have gay and lesbian in it, that's it. They know the comics aren’t that interesting and barely have coherent writing but they stick with them just because they’re gay and lesbian. You don't see this behavior from Archiefag
Koreans reacting to the kisshttps://x.com/KR_SONICPARTY25/status/1977357470969344501
>>542341985>>542342107>>542342381>>542343251>>542344947>tdlrShadow will rape Rouge in front of Knux because he can and Knuckles being thebautistic blackhead he is wont stop it because he'll be wondering what to eat again at dinner alone on Angel Island.
vintage sonic merch
>>542370873You're brown
>tranny lamenting about misogyny in that kind of context>institutional drama le bad
>>542370958
>>542345193>>542345398>>542345638>>542346072>fanfiction is gay so who cares>knuxouge is shallower and more unnecessary than sonadow and is only popular because optics of seeing a bickering male and female fight without any chemistry. At least Shadouge can be seen as something akin to a normal and rational pair of people that respect each other positively and know enough that they blatantly know how to talk without trying to be overbearingly toxic
We need her now more than ever
>>542370146Discordfags do it because Twitter links auto generated thumbnails.
>>542371196
>>542370562I would like the IDW comics if the stories and characters were written well. I want to like it so badly.I like the concepts of certain characters--namely Tangle, Surge, Kit, and Whisper, and I like Min Ho Kim and Hammerstrom as the artists (despite the latter being a somewhat vindictive jackass on social).I think the series suffers from the same issue that my friend was complaining about with TADC--too much in-universe character dissection and therapy sessions. I do have more problems with IDW than just that however Like that fucking puppet
>>542371078And damn proud of it.
>>542371379Sally bagSally bag
>>542371512
>>542344973>How Eggman finally beat Sonic (by blocking chronicles 2 from happening)
>>542371570
>>542344973Wow his teeth are almost as bad as Iizukas.
The majority of Archie is bad, even reboot. Literally only good up to when when sonic and Eggman first have their climactic showdown and he fucking dies.
>>542371741Sally colaSally cola
Woah..
>>542371964
Mina is blue-balling me
Look at him, look at this... can't even consider him a "man".
>>542372240take a shower, stinky.
>>542372327Is he making fun of my FUCKING *Punches a big hole through a hard wall* HERO Shadow the Ultimate Lifeform?! KILL IAN. He RUINED shadow
>>542372396
Travelin' so fast, is this the future or the past?No stoppin' anyone (Watch me grab the golden rings now)No stoppin' anyone (Zoomin' past 'em I got wings, wow)Grab those golden rings, those things'll make your engine singBetter than everyone (Watch me rise above the crowd now)Better than everyone (This new gadget got 'em goin' "Wow")
Douge
>>542372327>>542372506My Estimation of Ian Flynn as a man just fuckin plummeted
>>542372612fat
bogos binted
>>542372327
The gal's pushing her thirties btw
>>542372778I see he still loves tails' gift.
>ocfaggotshitNobody cares
OCs are good for your soul
>>542373574HEY ANON WANNA KNOW ABOUT MY OC NAMED "FARTIE" THE LAZERBEAR???
Aww look at this precious onahole, don't you just want to violently delimb her?
>>542373705>posts the piss loving troonI'm happy she feels unsafe, they ALL must feel unsafe.
>>542373705I should make an oc and post it here to see if my /sthg/ friends think it's kewl
Was he right?
>>542370958Fiona Sally
Mornin' /sthg/! Have a lovely sunday!
>>542374253You have the shitboard for that.
Hallo /sthg/!!>>542374658Good morning
Don't give him attention.
>>542375285Give me attention! Reply to me!
>>542374658WHATS SO LOVELY ABOUT IT?>>542375285Don't tell me WHAT TO DOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!In other news, are the captchas being slow for anyone else?
Pick a Sonic character to draw over these, name a custom injury for Pyro
>>542375538>>/fast/
>>542375538Tails as medic
>>542375492It's lovely because I wake up everyday happy that Sage is playable in Crossworlds!
>>542375538Mimic as Spy obviously.
>>542375538Cream for sniper, hole in the earAlso whoever for pyro my vote goes to busted teeth
>>542375538>>542375981>Cream for SniperShouldn't that be Whisper be Sniper?
>>542376150Fang would be the most appropriate, he has the hat and everything but I felt that would be boring and I'm annoyed snipers not actually hurt. Didn't feel like keeping it as "who matches this character the most". I just like the idea. Otherwise it's just Bean, Omega, Mimic, Tails/Eggman, Blaze, Amy(?), Sonic, Lanolin, and Fang as the somewhat obvious choices.
>>542375432hi
>>542375432Hi Tailsfag!
>>542375225Why would Tails be in this pose?
>>542374535What's there to misunderstand or miss?Ian gets railed on cause he stopped being faithful and started trying to reinvent the characters to what he liked, and his ideas are very lame.
They should add western elements to appeal to Japan.
>>542375225>>542375432Hi Tailsbro! I hope you're having a nice day :)>>542376942Why not
>>542376150Whisper is fanfiction and doesnt exist, like sally.
Artists putting tons of watermarks like picrel should kill themselves.
>>542377519>don't repostyou're going to fucking jail
>>542377195They should add big titty anime girls.
>>542377490...none of them exist?
Wouldn't this just straight up kill a person that spike is like 8 inches long
It's surprising that there isn't much of a scene for LanolinXMimic, all things considered. I wonder why?
>>542377994Left is cuter so I like it more
>>542377910It would also hook and pull out all of Charmy's internal organs.
>>542377937both are garbage characters
>>542377519Its annoying as fuck but I kinda understand why artists do it, since they kinda have to do it if they truly don't want to get fucked by people stealing their art, literally or through some ai thing
>>542378134Bumble bees can sting multiple times. That would also imply charmy is a female if you wanna go by real bee rules
>>542377910>charmyCHAD impaling the enemyskibidi won
>>542378209>aiInevitable>stealing artIt's free
>>542377994the usual popular opinion is that people like the long quills, right? For me left looks better
>>542378185But shipping garbage characters is a staple of this fandom.
A fennec ate a scorpion
>>542378134>>542378327Blobian bees have stinger dicks.
>>542378505That would imply charmy is a serial Rapist...
>>542378505>>542378569Goddayum, charmy's looks like THAT?Hung bee.
MIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542378569I mean with a face like this, he's definitely /ourguy/
Classic Knuckles is 83cmmModern Knuckles is 110cmEspio is the same height as Knuckles. Modern Vector is 180cmHow tall is Classic Vector?
>>542377519I'm going to edit out the watermarks for fun
>>542380207 (Me)Forgot to mention: I have literally never seen a vagina, idk if that matters
>thread is deadDoesn't that mean MY ships won at the end?
>>542377519I hope duo or aibro trains an ai of that artist
>>542379201is cute
>>542350408finding out blaze isn't native to silver's future kind of damaged the silvaze ship for me, instead of being >partners born in a desolate lava wasteland fighting desperately for the hope of their future while having each other's backs, which leads to one of them sacrificing / getting gatekept from each other for the sake of their partner and worldwe just get >future dude momentarily allying with some random chick from another dimension to save his own which leads to random chick going back to her own dimension after she completed her side quest boooo ;( blaze really is just shoehorned into 06
>>542377519who cares
>>542380207Based
>RobotnikKys westnigger
Kill all japan purists
>>542359078There is an element of fondness unique to their relationship (that's literally the point) and it cheapens her entire character while having nothing to do with the rest of her lore.>>542380913I used to think Blaze just went home, but nah I think it was all erased.
Preaching to newgens on Outcome Memories that Mobian and Mobius aren't canon.
>>542374658Strange dreams, but at least I'm well rested.
Did people really not like Stars in the Sky? I think it's greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiLdiBk1f8&list=RDMM&index=3
Kill chilidogs faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40TJ3156G48lol
>>542381362Good job, anon
JESUS CHRIST CHARMY
Most roblox gen alphas think mobians and mobius are canon.
>>542383313do you not have more important things to worry about rather than whether sonic says chillidog or not
>>542382829I love it. Best original song from the movies
>>542383936JAPANESE WEBSITE, JAPANESE FRANCHISE
Funny how Bernie here actually has a kill count
>>542384017The japanese eat chillidogs too
ywnbj
>>542377519>>542381069>>542380207(me)
>>542379460
>>542383870Insertion.He made him a woman.
>>542377994Why do people say every game since Unleashed uses the same model when there are major differences like this?
>>542377994Right is cooler and high test, so I prefer it.Though I like the pose on the left more.
Tails! Cute!
>>542384423Why is sonaze so cool?
>>542384423Thanks anon
So you're telling me if Amy & Sonic had a hoglet, it's coat would resemble Big's?
>>542386013Cream and Vanilla have the same color, so not entirely
>>542385689Because barely anyone knows about it, like Amy and Storm
Great gains can only come with great risk. This is the essential motif of Sonic the Hedgehog, 1993. It's not about 'freedom'. It's about a teenage hedgehog with a crippling addiction to the thrill of war. Sally is his enabler, the strategist who cooks up his next mission, his next fix. Robotnik is the monstrous dealer teaching him the cruel nature of the world. Mobotropolis isn't a city. It's an idea. It's the ultimate high they're all chasing, a peaceful world they can't even remember. They're not heroes. They're traumatized child soldiers.Fast forward sixteen years. Welcome to the sequel, Sonic Colors. Life's been rough. The old Tyranny Thrashers are gone. Zoomie is a washed-up vet, desperate for a mission. The man now calling himself 'Eggman' is just Robuttink's pathetic sniveling quisling, all grown up, trying to live up to his uncle's legacy. And the princess? She's here too. But she's lost her luster. She just translates alien languages, eats, and snarks.The witty banter isn't funny. It's a desperate cope. A longing for when their friends were by their side. Dr. Done-It tells Sanic he's reformed, but Zippy knows it's all a lie. He's seen this all before. He chases the fraud, trying to find meaning at the center of the park.Then he finds it. Egghead, naked in a giant robot, powered by aliens. A pale imitation of the tyrant that gave Mr. Needlemouse's s life purpose. Zoomer brutally overpowers him, leaves him for dead in a black hole. He's finally free. He gets to see what he was fighting for. He sees 'Mobotropolis'. It's empty. It was never real. That's the end of the blue blur. They were never going to restore a civilization that collapsed to its own internal contradictions over a decade ago.The game isn't complicated. It's about a 16-year-old cartoon. The lesson was there from the start. Who needs Mobotropolis? It's safer in the amusement park. Or well, Knothole Village. Pick your poison, folks.
SONIC IS NOT LOONEY TUNES
>>542387361he is hellokitty for boys
>>542387361He's Japanese Spiderman
HE'S 100% JAPANESE
>>542386013genetics aren't really delved into, but this probably very non-canon snippit says probably not, seems kinda random how they turn out was the intention.
How it feels playing as sonic in a racing game where he's locked to a car and can't run*trump on electric chair moaning intensely*
>>542383870Rough is so hot
>>542388568Sonic isn't that fast a fat man can outrun him
>>542388646yeah?
>>542387829Nuh uh
>>542387331You think the story ended at the amusement park? You have to understand the peak of the high before the crash. Before the wisecracks and the empty victory, there was a relapse.The year is 2001. The Great War is a memory. Sonic is a pariah, a weapon without a war, a junkie without a fix. The world he "saved" hunts him as a terrorist. And he's never been happier.This is the world of The Space Colony ARK. Eggman, Robuttink's pathetic successor, unearths a ghost from the old world: Shadow.Don't misunderstand. Shadow isn't a rival. He's the platonic ideal of Maurice's addiction. The war made flesh. He has no past, no attachments, only a mission. A pure, uncut hit of purpose. When SpeedyMcFly looks at Darkie, he sees his own reflection, perfected. The obsession isn't about clearing his name. It's a junkie meeting his god.The rest are just collateral. And Sally? She's back, a ghost of a past he can't shake, dragged back into the madness. She's not a strategist anymore. She's just... there. A remnant. Maekawa didn't know what to do with her. Idunno. She's in a mech or whatever.The plot isn't a race to save the world. It's a scramble between two addicts and a desperate dealer for the same stash. The Chaos Emeralds. They're kind of like the power gems, symbols of addiction. GUN are just glorified cops failing to contain the fallout.It all culminates on the ARK. The war never ended after all. Its consequences have been festering for fifty years, a self-perpetuating death machine. In the end, hedgy is powerless.But Shadow can stop it. He takes all the power, all the risk. His "heroic sacrifice" isn't noble. It's the addict's dream. The ultimate, perfect overdose. One final, world-saving hit that burns him out of existence.Zipper "saved the day." But he saw his god die. He had a glimpse of heaven and knows he'll never reach it again. This is the moment that broke him, the origin of the hollow shell in Colors. He's just chasing the ghost of that high.
>>542389527AOSTH Robotnik should have stayed
>>542389248You thought the black hole was rock bottom? For a junkie like Sonic, there is no rock bottom. There's only the next fix and the clawing nostalgia for the first one.Welcome to the mid-life crisis. Welcome to Sonic Generations.The story starts with a pathetic birthday party. The ghosts of his past give him a chili dog. This is his life now. The Great War, the ARK, all reduced to a greasy meal. He's a washed-up vet staring into the abyss of a quiet life, and it terrifies him.Then the "Time Eater" comes. It's not a monster. It's a psychic cry for help. A desperate attempt to tear a hole in reality and get back to the past. His friends aren't captured. They're frozen monuments to his own irrelevance.He's dragged into a white void and finds himself. The ghost. "Classic Sonic." The pure, uncut memory of his first high. The kid who fought the real Robotnik, before he knew the high would fade. Modern Sonic looks at him with the soul-crushing jealousy of a lifer meeting a tourist.This isn't a celebration. It's a "Greatest Hits" tour of his addiction. Green Hill is the memory of the first hit. City Escape is the phantom limb of chasing Shadow, his god. He's running in circles, trying to feel something again.And the villain? Perfect. The pathetic "Eggman" admits he's a dealer selling stepped-on product. So he goes back in time and gets the original dealer, the real Dr. Robotnik. They team up to give their favorite junkie one last, universe-shattering score.The final battle is a mirror. The jaded addict and the ghost of his youth versus the pretender and the ghost of his true purpose. He wins, of course. The ghost of his youth vanishes, destined for the same trauma.Sonic returns to his pathetic party. He's learned nothing. He just mainlined pure nostalgia and is now emptier than before. He's confirmed the one truth that will guide his miserable life. It was better back then.
Lol the schizo getting btfo on /co/
Prime dissapointed Eggbros
I never noticed how its implied surge was just straight up impaled.
>>542390823The senior citizen Eggman was the closest to American Robotnik revival, personality wise. except he was too old and cranky
>>542385689Han Solo and Princess Leia dynamic
>>542353683speaking of, shouldn't someone upload his Bump picture from last night to the booru?
I like to think that the characters in the cast are written to how they're shown through the main character's eyes.Tails for instance comes across as a cute little bro and needs to believe in himself more because that's how Sonic sees him.To Shadow however, he's a hilariously cute black arms dealer/custom parts specialists that will happily sell Shadow guns that violate several Geneva laws for merely existing.
>>542391178Holy shit, it IS the same
Shadow the Sexhog
Husband and wife
>>542391178Sonic=HanBlaze=LeiaSilver=Luke
Get yo big ass stinky nose off the camera!
>>542393091Damn. Tails gets to smash this?
Vicky type voice might be really good for surgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiooj4IXHAs
>>542393091Isn't MIna like, a LOT older?
>>542393091Imagine the cuddles.
>>542393435Archie Tails was 11Mina was 15She's only four years older
>>542392918
>>542393618Huh, I thought Tails was 8
>>542394016He is, in the games. Archie is different
>>542394016Tails is 8 in the games. The ages are different for most characters in Archie.
>>542346116That is true, It also helps shes the most interesting even if she's the least developed.
>>542394016Not much, tails is 8 in the games and 10 in archie
https://files.catbox.moe/mk2571.jpg
How big do you think Tails would be when he's fully grown? Do you think he'd be the same size as Sonic or bigger/smaller?
>>542394273Fuck you I didn't need to see that.
Imagine how good the franchise would be if Sonic 3 Limited Edition was released.
>>542394273Why does Shadow have a knot?Why is Sonic's black???
>>542394319Given how tall blobians grow (vanilla, sonic from classic to modern) Tails is going to be quite a good looking guy. Even sonic is not done growing in height.
>>542393108Silver is Luke but specifically Episode 4 Luke where he's a whiny bitch
>>542394382>Sonic 3 Limited EditionWhat's that?>>542394504It's always KH. ST needs to make an rpg
>>542394375you clicked on it
>>542394319I feel like a fully grown fox being bigger than a fully grown hedgehog is a no brainer.
>>542394630Sonic 3 complete game
>>542394656I can't resist human curiosity
Although... i wonder if shadow is forever a manlet, but it seems like he can just shapeshift in a taller guy.
>>542394532I looked on his account and he's a total nutjob
>>542394792I headcanon that he eventually reaches full maturity after a while and after that the older he gets, it gets exponentially longer for his body to age.
>>542393941is this an IDW character?
>>542345376I commissioned that picture.And yes, it's great to see the franchise doing well/better these days.
>>542395149Yes
>>542394992Or maybe he works like to sea organisms i don't remember the name, basically he just grows like everyone else, then at old age he undergoes methamorphosis and goes back to his young teenage biology.
Touch fluffy tails
>>542345376I am happy this franchise is getting (mostly) good content again.
>>542395557Same
>>542395516No touch foxo.
>>542394273>AmyWaaaaaaaaaaaa-
>>542345376>>542395557Most of it is garbage and there's no way this series is going to be able to keep releasing flop after flop after the movies finally stop coming out and carrying the franchise. As soon as people start getting fatigued on the Sonic movies, SEGA better start releasing actual good games again or it's unironically over for the franchise.
>>542395867
>>542395867WTF is this real?
>>542395880I am not talking only about the games.
>>542394970Based fagfag
>>542395880We're at least getting games again and we had a show somewhat recently.Were you even around or a fan of the franchise back in 2017-20? There was like a 10 month long content drought where literally nothing happened or released. The franchise felt like it was having it's last few grasps of breath at the time.
HE'S DOING IT AGAINHAHAHAHAHA>>>/co/150800265
>>542396317Fuck off retard, you're calling for a raid you black ape.
>>542396317based
>>542396317What makes a man do this
>>542396464Tell your schizo to calm his tits
>pokemon leaked online>people posting footage and screenshots>no one posting the rom out of fear nowHoly fuck they might have won
>>542396569Autism and schizophrenia
>>542396569Mindbroken by this cute slutmunk
Reposting the poll.http://allourideas.org/soniccharacters
Windfaggots are so mindbroken about jap sonic losing appeal that they have to shit up multiple boards.
>>542396576I don't give a shit about your shitty off board drama, spastic.
>>542396858Umm IDW fans left the thread in anger yesterday sweetie
>>542395815Touch fluffy tails!
>>542396858Archiechizo has been doing this shit before we even had wind discourse.
Sega just put out an article today saying the Switch 2 version of Crossworlds will use 100% of the systems power.They also admit Shadow Gens was a rushed port to meet launch.
>>542397069NO TOUCH! ILLEGAL!
>>542397237Why?!?
>>542396816Astroturfed to hell
>>542397114Yeah and you JPfaggots brough him back
Still the best version of Sonic's father.
If you didn't play those Final Fantasy Sonic flash games as a kid then you cannot talk about Sonic lore with me.
>>542397803He's the most fuckable
>>542397407Fox police is coming to arrest you.
>>542397059but im still here!
If you didn't play Sonic 3D Blast on PC as a kid then you cannot talk about Sonic lore with me.
>soon
>>542398150Excuse me ma'am but a stinky slutfox like you has no authority or jurisdiction over Tails.
>>542398086Well when your other options are a cyborg with a dumb mustache and the "Human" that was cucked by both Wolverine and Superman you know who you are gonna go for.
>>>/wsg/5996709
>>542398435As long the state pays me, why not?
>>542340840Maria is 14 years old but her ass makes me want 25 to life.
>>542398791No one pays you, stinky fox. You've never worked a job in your life!
>>542398812She was 12
Why are you guys attracted to anthropomorphic animals
>>542397606How? Because the freedom fighters are high up?It is hard to AstroTurf this.
NEW GAME ANNOUNCED!!
>>542398163Were you defending Lanolin?
>>542399007Because human women are gross, smell bad and aren't fluffy.
>>542399007Autism
>>542398996How does a 12 year old even get an ass that thick and juicy. You can’t sculpt that kind of thickness in the time since she hit puberty.
>>542399007I am not
>>542399007I mean...
>>542399007I gave up on that question ages ago
>>542399316Robotnik genes
>>542399056How are knuckles, blaze, gamma, fucking OMEGA higher than shadow? Give me a break.
>>542399007My dick knows what it likes and I don't question it
>>542398962man i was searching for this for quite a while THX
>>542399441Shadow has toxicity and overhype. I am confused how you do not get this.
>>542399441Its a bunch of archiefags spamming their stupid secluded pol only voted on by people here (themselves) for the last 4 years that they wanna pretend is somehow some super advanced hard to spam program to make it seem like people care about archie shit here.
>>542399591>>542399591>>542399591
>>542399056>It is hard to AstroTurf this.You guys are autistic, you've probably been clicking through it for literal days
>>542399634The SATAM characters were only added recently. If you knew how the poll worked you would understand how hard it is to rig.
>>542399774He is that mad
>>542394273Why is Sonic's dick black?
>>542399752It only counts vote per match up per user session once.
>>542370873>Shadow will rape Rouge in front of Knux because he can and Knuckles being thebautistic blackhead he is wont stop it because he'll be wondering what to eat again at dinner alone on Angel Island.OOC for everyone.
>>542370873>>542406139Shadow actually kneels to Rouge and Knuckles (Canon moment in Generations)
>>542399369Holy fucking coom...
