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I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.
>get to level 80>decide I want to play a different classI am keeping myself from the game. I am not smart.
>>542410345It's fairly quick to level, especially if you a stockpile of tomes of knowledge. If you are a fresh account though, then I guess the best way to level is crafting? Maybe someone else has a better tip for such things
>>542409404yeah im gonna be doing that i think
>>542411505This one is an actual Anet employee that was in my squad running Dragon's Stand
Did they move the fractal incursion vendor somewhere?
>>542410345Max out your character slots, wait till you burn out from whittling down 800,000 HP health bars for every event, quit the game for 2 years, collect the level boosters and tomes of knowledge from birthday gifts. Ezpz.
>>542413503all the npc are in the istance thing they added with the event
bros I just started this game, is warrior getting buffed next expansion?
>Got my zakiros relic from wvw>Now I need mistburn for my Bladesworn buildThe zerging never ends
The start of HoT is starting to get on my nerves
>>542418863>he doesn't know this is as good as GW2 ever gets
>>542418863the start of the latest expansion was, no kidding, an hour of women yapping
To be fair there is no shortage of that and subtle misandry in this game
>>542421165>kill 100 sons of svanir (chud nazi dudebros, the stereotype)>beat up the bigotBarely even subtle t b h
>>542420206>>542420884It's mostly just getting around with traversal. Once I get some of the masteries done it should be better.
>>542420884>woman is talking
>>542417323no, only ranger
>>542423763Also its dumb that they tell you to get the first glider mastery to get the first mission. You'll end up having to do the pact and hylek camp events for mastery, then they unlock the story that introduces the camps. Seems backwards
I hope gw3's stat system isn't as retarded at gw2's.
>>542427878>gw3something that will never exist
>>542431718Not with that attitude.
gwen wars 3
>>542411505pretty goo->warriorchanged my min->lore inaccurate name>that guildkill it, and the player>>542412586decent
>>542417573do it anonmistburn bsw str/str+tactics is pretty cozy>>542438229my shield protects others from mean comments >:c
I'm still leveling but do the expansions have a lot of underwater combat segments?
>>542439636Not much. They basically gave up on the idea.
>>542439636No. After launch they started going out of their way to have as little underwater combat as possible, even going as far as draining the lake in Lake Doric.
>>542439750>>542441724Thank fuck.
God I wish human females were real.
>>542438487>my shield protects others from mean comments >:cDoes it protect you? Because your sura has a severe case of downs syndrome face
>>542445710that's just what happens when you play warrior.
How do I get celestial gear? I just need some more survivability
>>542439636the only underwater combat section that's relevant in the entire game is the aquatic ruins fractal, and you're a fish for half of it>>542447707look up where to find stat selectable gear and make it celestialthe easiest is the wvw gear, you need badges and gold but you get the badges from achievement chests
>>542438487I meant that outfit doesn't fit a warrior, I don't have anything against warriors in particular. Warriors should eschew flashy armor and weapons, but I'm also not saying you can't be fashionable.
finally got someone at arenanet to get my account backlogged into my old character.
which retarded class is it that takes the perfectly stacked and AoEable door mob spawns and scatters them to the fucking corners of the earth
>>542449839The level up profession.
>>542445710I'll bite ur fuckin ankles!
No man was made to endure such buggery. The puzzle alone would be dogshit enough, but having multiple pathways that lead outside and erase your checkpoints instantly is just fucked. Anet could fill my bank with legendaries and have 25 supermodels sent to my house to worship my cock as celebration, and it still wouldn't be even close to worth doing this shit.
>>542451580>rude norn slowly being chewed away from the toes up by a swarm of angry shark-toothed frogoblins
>>542451786curly mane made for gripping
How's GW2 these days? I haven't played since around pof
>>542449839i like the thieves that can lure the chainsaw skelly from half the map away into the center somehow
>>542456042doesn't he just beeline the closest player regardless of distance?
>>542449839Somebody I was doing it with the other day said that it has something to do with getting Spirit Shards, but for all I know it could've been him and he was lying.
>>542451786remove clothing and show under loincloth.
>>542456283when you level up or a max level character with gains 254k xp (that isn't going into a mastery), you get full hp and knockback all enemies, along with the 80 getting a spirit shard although those can also drop randomly which isn't connected to a knockback
If you don't know anything about the game you can wiki it. Anet made wiki the official guide for gw2.
>>542458235people always say a bad game makes you look everything up on the wiki but does that count when the wiki is approved by the devs and there's a chat shortcut?
how2wiki
>>542458369yes, even more sothe devs:>eh, we can't be fucked explaining any of the features or events so check out this slop some fans created, they usually get it right...
>>542458562It would be a waste of time explaining events and shit because 95% of the playerbase can't read.
>>542424424young, dumb, male irl, single forever
I'd kiss a charr.
>>542459983I'd kiss a charr's big fluffy balls
I'd hypnotize a charr with mesmer magic and make him my boyfriend honestly
Femcharr forcing me to knock her up.t. MHS
charr and charr simps have been a disaster for ascalon
>>542460737>they need magic to seduce a charrhow bottom of the barrel are you?
>>542411505
>>542462694>he doesn't ingrain Power Word: Cum into his Charr's programming>he doesn't gaslight his Charr into thinking he cums at just his touch>he doesn't feed into his Charr's insecurities while being supportive>he unironically thinks I need magic to make my Charr submissive and whorish over timeYou are so small time it's unreal
>>542459852>dumb, male irl, single foreverbut enough about you
>>542438487Spotted asura are my favorite ones.As a fan of survival builds i like this one, applying boons heals you and shield helps. How much damage do you deal at golem?
>>542463739So, how long do you brainwash your charr before you remove your glamour on yourself and hope he's conditioned enough not to leave you?
>>542465158>Charr Breaker Sya
Have you faggots tried giving them bbq ribs and charr nip instead of doing all that convoluted shit?
>>542465427mmmm, yes, charr nips. Exquisite.
>>542465158Clap-on / clap-off cooming is all I'll need, meeting for the "first time" as I invite him into my guild and sending his loincloth to drowntown with a simple handshake will be more than enough.
ummmm where's the ghost guy who sells extra legendary gloves
>>542469894theres a thing you have to talk to that bring you to the instance where all the stuff is
>>542454887its akin to diarrhea marinating in vomit baking in the hot sun
>>542449839It's a retarded Herald spamming the Glint Elite Skill on CD. It always is.
>>542477210>doing literally anything except having the swiftness facet on and running to the front of the group to hold down 1Couldn't be me
You know what I think Rev could have really benefited from? Having more utility skills of each legend. They only have 3 utilities of each type, and four types core, so no matter the player, their utility bars the same for each legend.I get that it's likely "balancing reasons" because they get two different utility bars with legend swapping, but I just make the class feel strangled.Other classes get four utility skills of each type, and Engineer gets FIVE skills per type, with the caveat being they have one less type of skill than the other classes.I don't know, if Rev had four utility skills per legend, I just feel like that would go a long way to offer some build diversity to the class. It's not like you can equip more than 3 utilities anyways.
>>542449839probably a necro hitting all of their reaper skills
Does magic find affect fishing or is it just fishing power?
>>542481172just fishing power
Gather all the fishing power you can to be the most swole fisherman.
>>542481214How am I only getting trash then aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
They should add wvw reward tracks to the labyrinth. Feels like the exact same shit.
>>542482247I've decided that it's just bring af and that I'd rather run metas if I'm itching for gold, I think it's at a place now where your reward/boredom ratio is not favorable
>>542482247I played around 2 hours of it and have had enough. My WvW re-link is so bad as well that I'll probably just stop playing and wait for the next re-link to see if it's any better.
babe it's mondaytime to do your chores
>>542481172Item boosters that have “33% chance of additional harvests” do work with fishing.
I don't understand people who are into asura. Is it the convenience of portability? Is it the ethical crimes?
>>542490368>Is it the convenience of portabilitydo you mean theyre easy to pick up and move around because they smol
>>542490612Like those toy dog breeds that you can carry in a tote bag.
I feel like making a femcharr mesmer. White fur or nah?
MSURA MONDAY
>>542491675of course, white fur is for the upper class
>>542492337Oh boy, fresh meat.
>>542492485is what he said when the charr cocks slid out>after
>>542492337Wo..>>542492563..uld
>>542491675white tiger femcharr
I noticed that when my norn breathes the shoulder armor moves the wrong way. Now I can't play him anymore.
>>542493643change it to "play her more"join the futanorn side anon
>need 25,000 research notesHate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
>>542494482>25,000for what?
>>542494559500 Hydrocatalytic Reagent for Gift of Research. Working on legendary Relic.
>>542494792>he didnt get the free one
>>542494792you may want to get glasses or tested for dyslexia anon25000 is a lot2500 is notand this is only 2500you can get 750-1000 for relatively low cost buying the ascended gear from vault and converting it to a 'crafted' variant to melt for 250 notes
>>542424424I turn the volume back up when it's a femcharr talking though
>>542495110I am retarded. I forgot reagents are bought in stacks of 10. Thanks.
>>542495352gw2efficiency is your friend :3
How do I get less squishy? Should I just get vitality gear?
I did it bros. I reached the max mastery level
>>542495247Understandable.
>>542495747Toughness, Vitality, Protection, Barrier, using your dodge
>>542438487>>542464568Out of curiosity, it does around 13k unbuffed but switching from sw/shield to d/shield.On another note, the shield always looks great with 1h sword.
One step closer...
charr cum coffee enema
>>542499719This painting was in Caudecus' secret room.
>>542495401i brought the expansion with their referral link, also gave them 5 bucks earlier this year
>>542495401gw2efficiency is a scam made by goldbarons to keep poorfags poor
They should add femcharr GFs on the trading post
how 2 get more than 20k dps with engi without using kits?mcharr? more like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmcharri take it no nsfw allowed here?
>>542501138wait 15 days for amalgam and play that
Is this one of those games where you benefit from having a bunch of alts for grinding...whatever it is you grind at 80, or is it strictly better to have just one?Beyond just crafting I mean.
>>542501280kind ofalt means you can do alt parking, putting alts at daily reset chest locations and suchalt also gets birthday giftsbut no bag slots and bags you put in those slots are per character and it gets expensive as you try to get bigger bags so having a single character can be better
>>542501497how do i get bigger than 20 slots bags anyways. hearrd 32 is the highest but havent seen anything more than 20 on the auction house
>>542501271no i want cool shortbows n hammers n stuff>>542501280beyond crafting? not really. it's completely fine to do everything with one. and even with crafting you can switch crafting disciplines for some gold or something.but sure, me having 25 charracters makes it easy to gather certain resources quickly like elder wood logs or platinum or iron or whatever, but you don't really benefit that much cause they're not THAT expensive to get, and there's a ton to farm even with a single character.sure is nice being able to switch classes and specializations whenever you want though.
>>542501138condi mechhttps://snowcrows.com/builds/raids/engineer/condition-mechanist-kitlesspower mechhttps://snowcrows.com/builds/raids/engineer/power-mechanist(replace grenade kit with mine or rifle turret)you can do the same with holo but i'm guessing you are looking for the easiest options if you dont want kits, not sure how kitless scrapper would do but i'm sure its doable
>>542504016oh nice updated ones, thankslast time i tried the 40k builds i managed to get just over 14k cause im not a pianistholo is fun too, i just like engi overall
>>542504636if you can get 20k with the condi mech one, just give up
>>542504958that's what i diddragonhunter gang represent
>The entire cast of Guild Wars 2 is genderbent.Does this improve the game or make it worse?
>>542507743>female rytlock>woke girlvoss with a sword fetish>male eir>chad>male zojja>bald gorrik>female logan>fhd simping for king jennas feet>female braham>needs correction>male caithe>vegan version of a conniving ratfuck
More than anything else, I absolutely hate every single piece of shit I have to put up with when I get that mad kind says garbage checked off the list.
I am using both a Polymlimunescent Undulating Refractor and a Polyundulating Reveberating Infusion.How do I get them to stack correctly? It seems like a crapshoot whether they apply correctly every time I re-zone and have to unequip and reequip to get it right.
>>542507743only rytlockia would be better, rest feel like they'd be worse off imo. there's no helping some like braham or caithe, but whatever>>542509683mad king sayssuck rytlock's toes
>>542510035Brahmelia eirsdottir just needs correctionI can fuck the sad out of herI can be your new daddy
>>542510553she still would have the brain capacity of a barstool thobut whatever gloats your floatcrecius can be my daddy, though there's nothing to fix there
>>542507743>Marjor Delequa - Noir (unironic) faggot who does nothing 90% of the time>Kaz Meade - Perpetually naked boyfriend of Marjor who hiccups for stupid fucking reasons
>i get the hiccups while me nervous XDyepsmall asian-american men shouldnt be allowed to write honestly
>>542508616>female logan>fhd simping for king jennas feetkino
>>542511520>kaz>not kashmere>or casimir>fem!balthazar makes him question religion and sexuality
>>542507743>Flame legion becomes a group of femcharr dominating the culture with the males used to make food and sex.It's like the wickerman, which makes the new Kalla is Nick cage
>>542511886>>i get the hiccups while me nervous XDonly works in the context of cute anime girls
big fat charr cocktiny tight fhd pussy
>>542513320Big fat futanorn cockTiny tight fsura pussy
I am too straight to lewd dragonson thobeit.
>sm weekly>any time i login sm is ours so cant cap>cant do the def too cuz whole map is redthe hell
>>542514007I cant complete my sm either you useless rosm faggot
>>542513320yes for big fat charr cockbut wtf is fhdi'm more of a 1440p guy myself
>>542514316no idea how this happens but we can def even if both blue and green zerg attack at the same time and we have no comm
>>542509683i turn off chat when i do mad king saysback in gw1 the randoms were silly and funnyin gw2 they're just gay parrots or "helpful" to the mentally handicapped players that cant figure out how to play simon says>tHaNks fOR ThE shOUTOUTsplease play in traffic
wtf do I do with a +6 agony infusion?
>>542518159make a +7 agony infusion
fuck itim playing axe/pistol mesmer
>>542513394save some for my FHD
>start off with 62g/639 ectos>sell mats to get 130g>get gizmo @ +600g/-200 ectos>finish weekly allowance>end up with picrelWhere the fuck was this luck a decade ago?
>wiki is downguys I'm scaredwhat do I dohow do I move my characterI don't know what anything in my inventory does
>>542504636were you turning all boons and conditions on? That's 90% how the numbers are so inflated
How good is pic related? Should I blow my keys?
>>542529217it's mostly raw gold in the form of junk, roughly one gold per, and halloween prizes you can earnyou can if you like halloween stuff but otherwise I wouldn't
>kicked while wallrunning>kicked with a brick on rapid fireis some bug or what
>>542527425>can't do map comp>don't know what weapons go in what graves>don't know what mixtures to make for potions>no easy mode for hearts by opening wikiunironically killing myself
>mad king thorn>there's always at least one mentally ill attention seeking charr using large tonicwhy are they like this
Did/do people like the Orr zones? I only go through them for the main story and they are a pain in the ass
>>542534416They're Tauren players that are already addicted to Giants Growth Elixirs.
>>542534472I like the aesthetic of them. Very alien and foreboding.
>>542494482>>542494901>>542495110>he doesn't know about the 200,000 lucent motes needed for the lucent dust hehe
>>542539578I'm well aware of that. The facets are the last thing I need. I have one...
another successful day doing absolutely nothing in gw2 because i dont know what class to play haha hehe
I FUCKING HATE MYSTIC CLOVERS SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>mfw watching WvW third worlders complain about pve players in their dogshit game mode>The don't realize that the moment Anet gives an alternate path to GoB, WvW will be a ghost town.
>>542541126>>The don't realize that the moment Anet gives an alternate path to GoB, WvW will be a ghost town.>the don't realize that the moment anet gives an alternate path to GoB, WvW will be fun and playableftfy
>>542541126>>The don't realize that the moment Anet gives an alternate path to GoE, im gonna craft 12 gen 1 in a row.
>>542541401How? Even with a lot of people now it's fucking boring. How the hell would it be better with substantially less people?
Why are there so many WvW maps? I get EB, but why all the frontier maps?
>>542541831>how would wvw be better if all the afkers were gone from the mapsi wouldn't expect a pver to understand
ITS UP
>>542542881>femsura talking about mcharr erections
>>542541401What level of delusion do you have to be at to think that WvW's problem is too many newbies playing it?>>542542593Post Arena title to prove you're not a shitter
>>542543024the fat south african retard streamhe's gonna play path of fire
WvW's problem is FHD thieves. They keep ganking me and stealing my cum when I've made it very clear I'm strictly a vegetarian.
I hate how skinny my human female's legs look sometimes.
>>542543074
>>542543024Why are they like this anyways?
>>542543867Because msura dicks might as well be clits.
>>542534416It's always a nude male norn in the eu server
I really wish coomposting was a bannable offense
>>542544225all the msura are gayor getting fucked by futasura
hope evoker is goodnone of the elemental specs feel good to play
>>542544536go back to rebbit then you fucking crybaby
>>542544536You sound like the guy in my lab squad earlier who was crying about somebody opening the boss doors and wanting everybody to mass report them for griefing
>>542545828that is griefingthat retard opening purples makes the farm worse for everyone else and themselves if they part of the farmbut crying about coomposting, on 4chan? get a fucking grip
>>542545828Lol no. I am the one that opens the doors. I just hate the constant coomposting. It's not annoying, it's pathetic. How are you people constantly horny? Are you 15 years old? Have some self control.
>>542546096>Lol no. >I am the one that opens the doors. crying faggot is also a faggot troll>I just hate the constant coomposting. waaaah>It's not annoying, then why are you seething>it's pathetic. i can tell you have a vagina>How are you people constantly horny?\we're not frigid bitches like you >Are you 15 years old? pedo question>Have some self control.i do, im self controlling my hand around my dick to some sexy asura porn
>porn addict having a melty when called out
>rebbit female is having a melty when called out
>>542546361Nooooot helping your case there, schizo. You know, on the Internet, there are dedicated websites for porn? You can go to those, all without shitting up video game threads. Crazy, right?
Cute Canthan women owe me sex. Furfags should die in a fire. Bring back the bot spammer.
>>542546976At this point, yes. A dead general is better than a sad, degenerate general.
>>542546972Nooooot helping your case there, fridge roastie. You know, on the internet, there is a dedicated website for whiny bitches like you? You can go to those, all without shitting up video game threads. Crazy, right?
>>542546976
>>542547191>using the response you were just cooked with as a comeback.Now I actually think you're underageb&.
most of the canthan girls sound like bart simpsonvery grim
EBG should just be SMCfuck all this gay ass running around in circles capping empty buildings
>>542547531uhh thats just how 2nd generation Asian American women sound bigot
>roastie is losing her mindgo away bitch, let me enjoy my petite women
>>542547589Based. A smaller map would make WvW much more interesting. The huge amounts of downtime are what kill it for me and your idea would help that alot
reminder
>>542546976>Cute Canthan women owe me sex.Yes.
>>542547872be afraid then
>>542527425hahahahhahahaha>>542458369
The Siren's Landing JP was based as hell, but the Ember Bay and Draconis Mons ones are so ASS it's unreal.
>>542549168This charr is cuter than subspace charr
Post FHDs
>>542549482this is a femsura thread right now
>>542549334>incisors are too much for anon
>>542549168I was thinking the same thing. I loved the Siren's Landing jp. One of my favorites in the game.And then there's Chalice, my most hated.... Good Christ.
>>542504636went to hit the golem with my kitless quick scrapper and got 18k with no buffs/debuffs and 28k with all buffs/debuffsthough i only had the patience to hit the 1 million hp golem so the numbers are a bit inflatedapparently the tryhard quick scrapper with food and all parses 35k so i think i did decent
>>542549482FatHoDumpy
>>542549650
>>542549482my FHDs are for futanorn eyes only
gw3 will have boob and butt sliders
>>542549650maybe if she had a dick...
>>542550147reee you cant post horny shit ban pornban gooners!
>>542550273Yes
>Refuse to make legendaries>Now have nothing to doShit game
I never got to try Galeshot. Was it fun? Looking forward to RANGEr finally having a fucking proper range class.
>>542549482
>>542550567
>>542549482FHD slop...
>>542552550I'm so glad FHDs aren't real
>>542552550its too bad ai isn't this good with charr, it always comes out very strange.
>>542546976Reminder
>>542554579AIDS worker sya
>>542552550oh my gwen
>>542554579Hey, I was there for that!
>>542555027reckon this book was written entirely by AI?
>>542552550what do you use to do this?
>>542555983Worse, a woman.
>>542556268https://grok.com/imagine/grokslopbut you need twitter account to use it.
>>542517184The faggots know they're being muted now so they take to being as visually annoying as possible. Max size, growth potion, every sparkle shit, jumping up and down like spastic retards nonstop right in front of the mad king the ENTIRE goddamn time without stopping so they can be "seen".
>>542556332>white woman>animalsyeah, it checks out.
Should I buy this gobbler thing or not?have the salvage-o-tron things. somehow have 241 gems.
>>542559856yes
>>542559856That and the copper fed are some of the best purchases you can make imo. You can essentially get indefinate buffs with it and it stacks with the wintergobbler/zhaitaffy buff too.
how often does mad king says happen now? Used to be every 2 hrs but there was just another one 30 mins after when it started on the event timer
>>542560528every 2 hours he does it a few times for half an hour
started messing around with engi and no wonder people play this shit kitlesskits are annoying as fuck
>>542560678ah thanks, guess I just missed the last one for that window
>>542544701I like Weaver
>>542560823>literally weapon swapping as a utility skill>ITS TOO HAAAAAAARD>t. the same people who cry about ele and rev
>>542560871>play around with sword weaver>all the abilities sound like shiti really dont understand the sound design in this gamenothing is satisying to press
>>542560940>>>/utg/
>>542552550aha it even adds sound, wtf
jesus fucking christcancel all my appointments for the week
>>5425635654chin removes audio, my guy. You'd have to catbox it.
>>542564479>>542563565>>542552550>>542549482death to gooners
>>542565213You can't stop me from jerking off to futa femcharr mesmer pedorapists getting loose in the fahrar
>>542565213kek cope and seethe furshit troon
>>542565515>>542565357civilized discussion is being ruined by gooner postinggo to your dedicated porn websites
so it has reached /gw2g/...https://files.catbox.moe/1czixx.mp4
>>542567435Can any non-locals do porn now? Or do you still have to "trick" it?
AI scares me, arouses me too
>>542547974Ai this asura
>>542568383it will either create an abomination or morph her into a human because that's what 99% of models are trained on
>>542569019So ai is garbageI want this asuras cunny
>>542569191Always has been always will be.Anything outside of "FHD shaking her ass" will be shit.
>>542567435More more more
>>>/trash/
>>542568116you have to meme around to make it do porn from sfw materialyou can use nsfw as a starting point but if you are working with non-videogame or anime images then it gets difficult
>>542552550>>542563565>>542564479>>542565515>>542567435please do more
>>542569708you forgot "FHD grabbing her tits">>542570685yeah when bing dall-e first came out I spent ages coaxing it into naughty stuff with clever promptinggrok seems lazier about that, i've already gotten nips
>>542571564can you make them kiss?
what the fuck is wrong with FHD players
I hate how efficient lab is. Its such a slog
>>542572043Says the troon who saves pictures of hideous ogres to his harddrive. Did medicare cover cutting your dick off?
>>542572101>swipe>i've now made more gold than everyone will on lab for the entirety of the seasonjust don't do it broget the annuals done and get outta there
>>542572397i hope thats charr steak
Skimmer """races""" are perhaps the most snoozer gameplay ever conceived, besides maybe farming Halloween labyrinth but at least you make fat stacks doing that
>>542572932Of course, FHDs love the taste of charr meat in their mouths.
>>542573035smoochable tuna eater
>>542573110juiicy
>>542570826>>542571845https://catbox.moe/c/whu1mpAlbum so I don't spam the thread with questionable content.My slop machine ran dry, rip in piss.
>>542572220wow you sure got me good
>>542572043>>542573839wtf was anet thinking when they made this shit
>>542574210I deally, it was "what would the brutish jotun look like before they lost their advanced culture after the last dragon cycle, and what would a female jotun from that time look like?"but realistically it was probably something about body positivity and butch lesbians.
>>542573689jesus christ thank you anon
>>542573689>spam the thread with questionable contentmeh it's fine, who caresit's the deadest thread on the deadest game and it's been shitted it up by some furfaggot who ought to have his throat slit, no one has any grounds to complain
>>542573035Because they aren't gameplay, they're filler.They're foam insulation sprayed into the empty cracks on the map to give the illusion of content.It's the same thing as every new map having 15+ dogshit scavenger hunt achievements.
>>542573035Jonathan Skimmer (Director of Skimmer R&D) saw my post and was NOT happy
>>542575034inside of that tree looks like something else
>>542575120Aurene anal voring charr
>>542574710I would rather be better than a mentally ill furfaggot and keep my shit contained. and I don't want to get 3-day vacation because cameltoe got too explicit for janny
ranger mechy or thief for my next character
>>542577264mech if you are or want to be extra fucking retardedthief if you like suffering
>>542578146>thief if you like sufferingI'm so glad I ignored you faggots. Thief is the coolest shit ever.
really want to lick fhd butt
>>542579074Protip you can tell the guy is a mentally retarded friendless loser because he thinks mechanist is bad.
>>542579074Don't worry. You'll get addicted and then you'll slowly come to the realization why thief suffering is the most unironic meme itt. That is unless by some divine intervention anet starts playing it.
>>542579664No idea what you're talking about, loser. Too bad you can't communicate in anything other than vague implications.
>>542579879This is how I picture Thief players in WvW rage in their heads when they try to troll with invis but get ganked by like 8 guys and die anyway
I see people talk about Thief like it doesn't have 5 meta roaming builds, a meta zerg build, 2 meta pvp builds, every one of its specs aren't amazing in pve, and it doesn't have both the absolute most braindead shitstomp overworld build in the form of Unload DD/DE and the most busted shitter carrier superhero build in the form of Cele Heal Specter.The game could not be sucking Thief dick harder.Skill issue.
>>542579879Okay let me illuminate what thief has experienced for the past decade:>two years in steadily nerfed into the ground, is in +1/decap jail for years in competitive and used mainly for skips and underboob bankstanding in pve>combat mobility advantages slowly dealt out to every other profession, making thief practically useless outside skips >shortbow and rifle, thief's main mobility options in competitive gets nerfed to the ground because shitters bitching about thief not letting them kill them>the only profession with a single traitline so shit thief mains often forget it exists (aka Acrobatics)>the only profession with a single utility type so shit it needed a really strong trait be made baseline and another really strong trait made just so it would see use (aka venoms minus basilisk)>once had the worst trait in the game (hard to catch teleported you in a random direction on CC without clearing the CC, rip if teled into blob)>specter, the only thing that thief really has for support, gets nerfed to the ground (because can't have thief outdoing guardian dontchaknow) and takes years for anet to make it playable again>antiquary is a fucking joke compared to every other voe spec. the devs even said they just slapped it together. the only people who like it are the rare non-shitter thief mains and even they think antiquary needs buffs>a thief with an anet tag doesn't exist, the last one that did lasted for 2 months. the only time thief gets touched is when theythis has been the norm since launch>feedback threads on the thief forums are a joke as they only exist to contain incessant bitching. nothing good ever comes from one and this has been the norm since the first balance preview>thieves get blamed for shitters dying to stealth even when its a ranger or mesmer doing the killing
>>542549582But this is clearly msura.Not that i mind
>>542581670lol Roaming is for shitters who can't cut it in spvp. And thief has two meta builds for roaming, d/p and maybe s/d if you aren't a mouthbreather. But if you are dying to unload spam, that's your fault. Bring reflects and interrupts.
Boons hold this game back. It's such a shit system that encourages blobbing and PVP feels like shit because of it. Shame since GW2 has such a good combat system.
So is Soulcleaver's Summit just not great in general? Giving other people Impossible Odds + Enchanted Daggers sounds cool, but I almost never see anybody dropping it
>>542584459boons and buffs have always been in fantasy games. What alternat8ive is there
>>542587804For them to not be perma if you stack and nonexistent if you don't and make you 3 times stronger if you have them? Plenty of other fantasy games have buffs that are too strong and dominate the game too.
>do randumb derginstrom>frostsaw out of nowhere>stopped grinding for it forever ago
>>542592049I've been trying to get it for like 3 months with no success
Now that I'm actually getting to play around with it, I can confidently say Skyscale is about 50x less fun to use then Griffon
>>542594820>sticks onto a square centimeter of vertical flat surface in your pathProblem?
Conduit 2.0 rework will be the best rev spec in game
>>542595474That, and why is it so damn slow? Everybody tells me it makes all the other mounts obsolete but there's no way I'm going to use this shit over Griffon
bros I can't queue for fractals, how am I gonna farm Fractalline Spark
>>542596114Griffon, along with roller beetle are GOATed mounts even across mmos. But they require some skill to operate well. That easily disqualifies more than half of the playerbase as they're drooling casuals. All they can handle is wow's 200% movement speed in all directions, which the skyskale sort of is.
oh i was in lab hahaha am reterd
Drizzlewood sucks
>>542596752its over, maybe next time
So what are they going to give away for free to entice people for quickplay raids?
>>542598375irl fhdbots
>>542597323RIBA > Drizzlewood
is buying the 100$ edition full of lws cheaper and faster (i mean efficiency-wise) than buying the 50$ addons and farming them?
I always saw so many memes about guardian being the devs favourite but my god were they understatements. I recently made one in anticipation for luminary and have been going through the expansion zones for hero points. I have absolutely demolished everything except the three frogs in berserkers gear. I went and did OLC cm and was second on the meter with a dragonhunter build I’ve hardly played. Can’t wait for luminary to secretly dominate while everyone is whinging about amalgam.
any guilds? new* player here (*had a character on launch month that remains unplayed)
Most things I've seen recommend berserker stats (power/prec/ferocity) for elementalist but I am having a rough time in HoT. Should I use my armor attachments to add some vitality? Or is there something else I can do?
>>542582517>wasted my time rezding postTl;dr>waaaah i cant be as much of a stealth spamming faggotGood riddance
>>542598375A hat + 1 universal key
>>542602010Now go play guard in competitive and see if you can play anything but wb
>>542582517>thiefnigger can't stand already being the profession that has all the initiative and can abuse resets>when Deadeye is still one of the professions that basically cannot be killed by anyone but another Deadeye>waaah why don't i get MORE mobility and stealthGotta agree with that other guy, you sound like an insufferable faggot
>>542606008He cries about ranger and mes too but even funtamed and condi mirage have breaks in their stealth, they gotta pace it out for maximum efficiency. Thief is on demand stealth
>>542604358Run Celestial gear with a condition build. I played power weaver when I went into HoT and would get downed incredibly quickly. Made the switch and I can actually tank hits comfortably.
>>542611263Is that buyable from the trading post? I am a relatively new player so I've only got around 120 gold.
>>542611785If you get Itzel Language(Itzel Lore mastery) you can buy stat selectable exotic gear(bladed armor) from their quartermaster for the airship parts you probably have gotten from opening up the airship containers throughout Verdant Brink. Its pretty easy to get since the game gives you a shit ton of pact crowbars. Alternatively you could get some from doing WvW. I dont know about the TP but thats what I did.
>>542611785For the armor, you can get stat select-able exotic armor from WvW if you have the badges of honor.https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/TEID-07_Unified_Vendor_System
condi spear deadeye seems fun
>>542612410>>542612507Thanks. Guess I'll have to see how WvW is. I haven't done any pvp yet.
>>542613647If you've never played before, you get to choose your team. So look up the best teams and join one. Should be a piece of cake if you do.
haha i thought this was funny so i made a post on 4chan formelly knows as 4channel now known as 4chan lol its all urs you can save it :)
>>542582517From my DnD obsessed friend when I told him about thief a couple of years ago:Thief should never be a dueling class in PvP, otherwise it isn't a thief class. Thief is for utility and if it's able to fight on par with or better than any core combat class it loses its Identity.
>>542618149Grok, remove the speech bubble and make her bend over on my face. Enhance the detail. 4K, 360fps, 512mbps bitrate.
every youtube ui change is gay
How the fuck do people fish in this game non stop? The fucks who sit in Kourna for hours fishing. It's so dull, just like every other mmo's fishing.
what the hell does this mean
>>542626068mini game
>>542625814bots
>>542625814If it's not bots I'd imagine they do something else on the side. It's relatively comfy when some assfag mob isn't banging you/your ship
Spooky salutations, gw2g!In keeping with a long and grand tradition, I will be handing out candy, trying to get strangers to talk to me, and (hopefully) meeting some of you!I'll be in Lion's Arch next to my now-strangely-altered copycat on 24oct25, one hour after reset. I'll post about it the day of, with a way to get taxi'd in to the right instance.
>>542627582I don't talk to as*ra
>chicken meat is more valuable than ectosLooks like we need a Meta that spams Moas at you
>>542628632From my extensive research I've found that bookahs intelligent enough to speak are statistically rare, so you'll fit right in.
>>542627582*coffee farts infront of u*
>>542625814I like to fish for a bit in seitung before meta to help summon levi, it's pretty comfykourna can suck my balls though
>>542501629You buy supreme runes of holding off the TPYou need an obscene number of them to get a 32 slot
>>542613647Starting at 1000 achievment points your achivement chests start containing badges of honor, so you can buy Invader gear without ever touching actual wvwIt's still a good idea to try and wovow a bit since you also get heroic notaries which you can use to either knock out the harder HoT challenges or preemptively complete ones from later expansions
>>542628865should I sell before voe or hodl my 100 chicken breasts
>>542632837Damn, that's like 50 chicken bras
>>542632837i'll nuzzle deep in those birbs
Charr have wrecked my mental health with porn. This has to be an Ash Legion psyop to destabilize the human race.
>>542629532Thanks, doc.
just uyr youare self.
>>542549815that's p good, that's what i get with my dragonhunter so should be nice, gonna try it thx>>542634478wrecked? you mean uplifted? ash legion psyop brought to you by iron legion technology, just in time for the blood legion to take you and drag you off to pound town
>>542635707i'm never changing from my dynamics vehicle skinbut
>>542635707I got mandela'd on bees. When I was a kid, there were two kinds: "honey bees" which were yellow and black, somewhat narrow-bodied but fuzzy, and "bumble bees" which were very fat and round, but instead of yellow they were bright neon green. A very distinct color, separate from the yellow you always see on the internet. And anything that wasn't fuzzy was a wasp or a hornet. But not now there is no mention of these green bumble bees anymore. The world is trying to cover up their existence.. or disappearance
>>542627582you should state whether you are in NA or EU
>liked skimmer long before anyone else>patrician mount choice>now every single fag will be using it for everything>it's even going to be the open world casual combat dps god mount
Femcharr amazon press
>>542634478We as a society closed too many mental asylums. Celebrating/accepting mental illness instead of excising/quarantining it was a monumental mistake.
>>542638171People still play on EU servers?>>542627582(mea culpa, this event is on NA)
>>542641170
>>542637583That's more of a berenstein situation, in this reality there's no green bees
I can see why engi/thief/ele /rev have the lowest play timeHorrid to play
It's funny how Rev was invented before the wokepocalypse so Shiro Taguchi is just some cool warrior dude and not an off-limits racist fascist you have to hate because media literacy an sheeit
>>542644652Was shiro racist in gw1? I thought he hated everyone and wanted power.
>>542644652what the hell are you babbling about you shizo
>>542645220Are you retarded?
speaking of rev, why does glint sound like a dying nigger lol>AAAAAAAAGHHHH
>>542634478>>542641170>smartest MHS postCorrect. Ash plays the long game instead of giving up like Blood and Iron. First your forces, then your walls, then your offspring.
>>542641189>People still play on EU servers?yeah, EU actually plays the gamethe other region tries to be funny by *farting* in DR map chat, or some equivalent
>>542646393>this entire postAh, it's so comforting knowing some things never change.
>>542642636Pistol/pistol thieves are the cultured individual's pick
>>542637583>>542635707I'm going to buy this shit. I got one chonky bumblebee buzzing around my garden pollinating all my plants all day long. Got stacks of tomatoes thanks to bee bro last summer. Duno where he came from. Probably just a hobo bumblebee freeloading around my garden. He's a gud bro.
>>542645870I hate swapping to glint and jalis because they sound so awfulShiro sounds kino, but I don't know how Kalla or the bros sound
>>542637583your childish mind probably mixing it with green hornet, kek
>noooo you can't insult map completion!!! you have to do le hecking wholesome big chungus hearts every time you want to craft 2 gen 1 leggieskekthis guy is rightmap completion schizos are the worst people in this community I hope VoE has 0 hearts because that shit is boring content. If I see another 'pick up the cat poop' tier heart I'm uninstalling and not looking back.
>>542647884>I'm uninstalling and not looking back.Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
>>542647458no it was fuzzyi let one crawl on my hand once at a gas stationbig and roundhornets are sleek evil bastards with giant stingers
i like janthiri carpenter bees they are fat and they tackle everything instead of sting them
>>542647884>12 gen 1 in starter kit + precursors>enough clovers n shit for half (not counting coins)>did 1 map 100% in half yearai bot for map completion when
>the collection wasn't going through your memories of doing old content but going through the original character donut steel arenanet employee's self insert's memories of doing the old contentOf course
>>542647884if you don't want to earn your legendary you can just swipe
still cant decide what to playmight just wait for voe
>>542650553play engi RIGHT NOWLOG IN CREATE CHARACTER HUMAN FEMALE ENGINEER UNLOCK FLAMETHROWER
>>542647225i LOVE Yalis manly LOUD shout so much. Unironically I wish I could be swapping between Yalis and Yalis. I can't stand the tranny Kalla's voice and her generic stupid lines however.
>>542646181God, I wish charr were real
>>542646181>massive amount of territory/manpower advantage>even has the technological advantage>still couldn't defeat a bunch of apes armed with catapults and longbows>last major Charr win was under Flame LegionAre the writers retarded? Or was Flame really the only competent Legion?
>>542659976Nah, see, Gwen was just THAT cool and strong, the charr were really afraid of her, you know.
Jhavi's voice acting during the Drakkar fight is strangely sexy.
>>542661081bit weird she pulled down her panties and started squirting on drakkarwoke nonsense
>>542651145my only engi is a rat
>a 9 foot tall sexy norn woman will never crush my pelvis during vigorous love making and whisper sweet nothings into my ear as I die of internal bleeding jdimsa
>spend the entire night cycle trying to get one legendary fish at 50-99 skiff stacks and don't get shit>change map at dawn, lose all stacks, and get the leggy and exotic fishes i need in a couple of triesThis shit is rigged
>>542564479I like this one.
>>542659976You forgot that Ebonhawke was just 1 of 4 fronts the Black Citadel was putting manpower and resources towards. If it wasn't for the threat of dragons, they could have done more than just step onto the wall.
>>542662114Considering that the Legions still have an overwhelming technological and resource advantage versus a feudal society, it's fucking pathetic the most they managed in 200 years is getting a single guy on the walls (who immediately got yeeted off, to boot).The writers are retarded. Either that, or you guys are all retards except Flame.
>>542605225>>542606008>>542606143Tell me you are turboshitters without telling me you are turboshitters. You can't kill thieves because your lizard brain can't function without a visible target. The moment they poof your IQ drops to 40.
>>542662594I'm not the guy crying that he needs more mobility and stealth on a profession that is already stacked with it, moshe.The fact is if you need even more mobility and stealth as it is on a fucking Thief, it is an objective, unironic skill issue.
>>542662738Don't talk about skill issue when you'd rather bitch to anet that some impotent mosquito denied you a kill than play something you consider OP. You want kills right?
>>542662803>sanest ascalon ghostseethe while i enjoy a warm embery hug from a flame legion daddy
>>542662950Most of my playtime is on Thief, dumb fuck. I'm merely pointing out you and that other anon are retards if you're crying about Thief nerfs when it's still a profession with more than enough tools for skill expression. Don't bitch and cry about shit you know nothing about.>bawww i have to side node and +1 fightsAgain, unironic skill issue.
>>542662450Reminder in the original Guild Wars that charr were barely sentient orc stand ins and the dieselpunk mary sue version from GW2 is just fanfiction.
>>542662803I'd say the players turning them into sparkletroon fur suits and making them the face of tyrian lgbtqrstuv is a far funnier fate than any of that
>>542663135It isn't a skill issue when every other profession can do it (arguably better). That's the point. You sound like a cuck.
>>542663940>still crying for his baby toys>"b-b-but what about other professions?"Who was the one bitching at ANet, again? Seems I was right to assume it was a chronic skill issue on your part, KEK.
in my trash opinion alacrity is bad for the game (for some classes)quickness can stay
>>542664325At least remove quickness as a boon and make it a limited buff like before if you're going to take alac away. I miss double speed quickness bursts.
>>542664325Remove Alacrity entirely and fold its functionality into Quickness>t. Herald enjoyer
>>542664226>he unironically likes resetting 50 times just to kill one guyYou can assume anything you like but you are a confirmed cuck.
>>542664981>has to OOC 50 times to kill one guyYep that's the skill issue, don't worry they made Willbender for pea-brained gorilla niggers like you who still somehow can't manage Deadeye or Daredevil.
>use primal cry>can barely even hear itGOD ANET HIRE SOME SOUND DESIGNERS FUCK ME
>>542662450alright mr. bigshot armchair general, who would you focus on in this situation>the dragon that just woke up and is poisoning your land and corrupting your people>your former dictators who to this day 250 years later are still trying to worm their way back to the top via manipulation and subterfuge>the unkillable inexhaustible ghosts that are constantly trying to break down your door>the one incredibly defensible human city on the edge of your territory that doesn't do anything unless you poke it
>>542665684>>the one incredibly defensible human city on the edge of your territory that doesn't do anything unless you poke itThis one, to enslave the humans for a boost in morale.>t. FHD enjoyer
I really hate the rifle firing sound in this game. Is there a way to either turn it (and only it) down? Or change it?
i own only one legodary
>>542663513The problem started in Eye of the North when Pyre Fierceshot was all "actually we don't wanna be evil but the flame meanies are making us kill and torture humans :("
>>542665684>words words wordsYou had guns, helicopters, and dreadnoughts and could only get one guy on the walls in 200 years. It's pathetic no matter how you try to frame this cope; the writers are idiots.Then again maybe it was intentional. >charr have a civil war to allow women to fight and become officers>immediately after their competency nosedives and they do nothing of relevance for 200 yearsWait. Guys... I thought you told me ArenaNet was woke? They're cool now...
>>542637583there were never any green bumblebees, and we all know it.>>542647225>the brosit's all the big gay, shit lines like "oh vicky.." VIKTOR. say his fucking name the way it was meant to be said. "the bros" sound like a feuding gay couple that do makeup sex after stabbing each other with the "spear" of archemorus. playful gay gay gay gay, the dudes should sound ANGRY. terrible voice acting, if i could even call it acting.
>>542665175Stop implying you are a top-tier thief, if you actually play thief at all. Stealth hardcounters shitters and there is an abundance of them in this game. That's all your little meta is good for. We both know you really don't want thief buffs because then your edgy tryhard meta will become laughably irrelevant.
>>542666004Actually, helicopters (and submarines, but that doesn't apply here.) were being actively prototyped during Core, meaning they did not have these machines during the 200+ year siege of Ebonhawk.They did have tanks, though. It's made very clear that land-based war machines were a prominent asset developed by the Iron Legion BEFORE the game starts.
>>542665941Is it the FUCKING MYSTIC CLOVERS AHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE THEM SO MUCH
>>542666352>Stealth hardcounters shitters and there is an abundance of them in this game. That's all your little meta is good forSounds like you're having trouble with securing kills and playing the game and projecting your skill issues onto other anons. Which is expected, since you think other professions even come close to what Deadeye has to offer. Go on though; seethe some more because somehow, you need even more help.
>>542665918HMS Divinity
>>542664325remove alacrity, reduce all cooldowns by 20%remove quickness, reduce all cast times by 33%remove fury, increase base crit chance by 15%remove might, increase base power and condition damage by 500remove swiftness, increase base movespeed by 20%remove protection and resolution, give all players base 25% reduction to all damageremove resistance, non-damaging conditions affect players at 50% effectivenessremove vigor, increase base endurance regen by 33%
>call wordswords eords thiefbsby a retard>he's still screeching 8 hours laterGet a job, get a life, touch grass, talk to a human being, pet a cat/dog
Speaking of Flame Legion, is Effram playing the long con? Acting nice to get in close and cut off the head of the snake to reassert Flame dominance?
>>542666598And retool the massive chunk of skills that are essentially just boon application.
this feels nice to pressbut im guessing condi untamed just isnt viable or...
>>542666565Looks like utter dogshit.
>>542666715He's the only male Imperator. Clearly he'll make Crecia, Malice, and Mia into his harem, and definitely won't die off in a stupid way so that a female flame Imperator can take his place to "make up for" flame legion's patriarchal past.
>>542665918ebonhawke crossbow from the black lion statue store makes a thwip sound instead
>>542667059Effram is gay
>>542667114A clever tactic. Lower the females defenses by claiming homosexuality so he can get close. Clearly the dastardly flame legion male must be put to death.
>>542665918https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Pop_Gun_Skin
>>542666034yeah I was afraid of that, 2 dead guys who worked together one time right before they died is prime homo bait for trannies
>>542665918Ebonhawke crossbow (gemstore)Ironsight (grothmar or tp)The predditor (gen 1)HMS Divinity (Gen 2)Aurene + variants (gen 3)Pop gun (xmas or tp)
>>542667094Shooting bolts into massive Charr nuts.https://files.catbox.moe/wg70fr.png
>>542665918https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_with_unique_soundsI assume you know how to make lists and tables work
>>542666556>actually defending his d/p cuck meta>y-your projecting>s-skill issue!!I play evade and interrupt builds which are arguably more skillful than your shitter killer. Keep screaming skill issue though, you are only proving all of my points.
>>542666881It's shorter to type "I'm poor"
>>542668790Your post is utter dogshit
>>542666863its not, untamed has one condi damage increase, theres just better thing you can be doing in druid or soulbeast
>>542669476idk if im retarded but im reading the untamed traits but i dont see many strike traits eithermaybe that grandmaster one?the 20% flat dmg increase doesnt really say condi or strike either
>>542665918Velocitas Eradico